>>12750448
*that clean
ah well

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>>12750448
Books and book accessories.

>>12750471
Rainbow Dash what are you doing

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>>12750448
She hardly uses it so it's probably impeccably clean or a huge dump.

>>12750448
>pinkie's room
>floor is always white and sticky
>walls are covered in sugar(?)
>only thing that's clean is her bed

>>12750448
that's the cake's shop, it's not quite their house proper

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>>12750469
She need to get some courage to ask her sister about this.

>>12750490
Pinkie lives above the shop though

I found the portal!

Trixie

>>12750448
But we've seen applebloom's room in the show proper, nothing to guess here.

>>12750486
there's no way Dash's room is clean even if she hardly uses it

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>>12750508

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i think this image goes better with the [music] than the last one.

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ded

>>12750486
Rainbows room smells like fish

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When's Hasbro going to reveal the other ponies Mega Evolutions?

>>12750521
S5

>>12750510
Apple Bloom's room must be fun. I mean she keeps odd outfits in her closet like sailor outfits and inner tubes

>>12750512
Like her vagina.

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>>12750539

>>12750520
why

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>>12750548

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>>12750520
But...there aren't any fish in the clouds.
Flying fish would be kinda neat though

>>12750547
Crusty cunt flakes a-hoy!

dash always smells like aftershave and taco meat

>>12750539
But she uses her vagina all the time.

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>>12750518
bed

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>>12750513
Aww, thats cute. I want to do that to Trixie.

>>12750548
Pegasi love fish.

>>12750548
she is a lesbian

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>>12750567
I'd like to run over that Trixie

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>that terrible discontinuity in Dash's eyeball

YA DUN GOOFED SON

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Remainder that Luna is mathematically proven to be the best size for hugs.

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>>12750567
Trixie is so pretty, what do you think she's doing now?

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>>12750567
Trixie would be very fun to mess around with.

>>12750448
It's probably pretty messy, mostly from undelivered mail and crumbs.

>>12750572
I bet pegisi can catch fish like hawks do
Just nose dive from altitude and grab that shit

>>12750572
it is loaded with protein and 26 essential nutrients for flying pone need to maintain flight.

if they don't eat constantly they get really weak.

their wing pits always smell

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>>12750499
She worries that it might have been private since she did not come to her with it or that it wasn't really a big deal and anyway she was supposed to be busy anyway so she shouldn't have seen it and she doesn't need a lecture about that again and

>>12750588
Sucking dicks for spare change.

>>12750582
>steering wheel on the wrong side.
absolutely disgusting

>>12750584
That's pretty cute
Is that from something?

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>>12750600
Trixie is not for sexual anon

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>>12750521
Probably right after they reveal Celestia/Luna's parents, whom only come in the most dire times of need and bestow their powers to the Mane 6 (and Spike... nah jk) to deus-ex-defeat the episode's antagonist.

>>12750602
>wrong side

Huh?

>>12750602
>You
To be fair it was drawn by MT and she's some cray kind of dyslexic

>>12750610
Shut up you backwards commie.

>>12750610
Calm down, Britain.

>>12750599
>Pony will never wear a dress and act like their back is broken. Like when you put clothes on a cat.

>>12750606
She's sucking dicks non-sexually for spare change

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>>12750588
She would be sleeping right now.

>>12750590
I would brush her mane with one arm and held her up close to my chest with the other.

>>12750602
Have you never seen a britbong car

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>>12750599
Well, she could ask when either one of us are alone.

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>>12750628
Trixie would be very jealous and protective of you though.
She'll never let any other mares come near you.

>>12750630
You mean a horse and buggie?

I had no idea they had cars there...

Do they have guns yet?

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pony is thingken bout you

>>12750630
i have.
they are wrong.

>>12750650
cool

i'm thingken 'bout pone

>>12750643
you'd always smell like trixie anyway

>>12750650
That face is confusing

>>12750607
If this was made canon I'd like to hope they would be called the King and Queen of Equestria.
Unfortunately Hasbro gots to sell cheap plastic to little girls.

>>12750650
Why would pony do that?

>>12750642
>Luna asks this.
>Just then Celestia dips her ass in the tub and farts.

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>>12750650
But why is pone thinking of hairless pseudo monkey.

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>>12750643
I would really love that. I would not have other ponies if she were to act like that to me.

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>>12750675
>>12750678
why not?

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>>12750678
Why is hairless hominid thinking about fuzzy pseudo equine?

>>12750627
Much better
>>12750660
None of the mares would come near you, lest they bring about Trixie's wrath
>"hey there cutie, what's you-
>sniff sniff
>uuuuhhh, I-I have to go!

>>12750691
Because fuzzy pseudo equine is actually cute.
There's nothing cute about a pseudo monkey.

>>12750448

I bet her house is a lot like a museum.

Some old-fashioned family estate, beautiful to look at, filled with antique furniture, paintings of old relatives, and a lot of old-world, old-money grandeur, but also slightly cold, forbidding and lonely to live in, some rooms so clean that obviously nobody's used them for a long time, except when the maid goes in to dust or vaccuum.

And constant admonishments that you're not allowed to touch anything.

>>12750692
>One day a larger mare walks up to you.
>Smells you a little.
>Turns around and pees on you.
>"Helga owns you now, monkey."

>>12750703
Wait which pony?

>>12750703
Is it... Octavia..?

>>12750598
unf

>>12750689
Pony has no reason to think about me.

>>12750702
They have really idealized cartoon psuedo monkeys.
If the two of you ever met both of you would be repulsed.

>>12750721
but pone finds human attractive
its canon

>>12750586
That's neat, I'm surprised Luna is so short compared to me, I'd actually be a bit afraid to stand around her because her horn might hit my face.

>>12750721
Why would I be repulsed?

>>12750703
Was thinking Applejack until the maid part. So someone with riches or royalty.

>>12750725
It's okay, their horns actually telescope. It's how they fit in hats. You'd be safe.

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>>12750557

>>12750728
The idea being that real life ponos look awful

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>>12750721
>i was expecting bigger eyes, less lips, and a smaller nose. are you sure you're a human?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>can you understand me?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>i don't speak your weird monkey language
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12750748
I don't understand why I'd be repulsed.

>>12750748
>implying

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>>12750752

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>>12750715
>>12750716
>>12750738

This one.

>>12750607
Those are fan made right?
They look awful.

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>>12750752

>>12750772
>those are fan made right

GEE I WONDER OVER YANDER

>>12750772
Well, the mare looks alright.

The stallion on the other hand...

>>12750771
Reminds me of our last house.
That filly would love me as long as I flashed her a little cash.

>>12750703
Luna?

So how do I make pony real?

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>>12750774

>>12750716

>You can tell which half of the house she lives in because everything's so neat and tidy.
>Vinyl's half looks like a warzone.

>>12750759
The difference between anime people and real people

Applied to psychic quadrupeds

>>12750797

>tfw Button will never make this face as you ________________

>>12750781
They get posted a bunch for some reason, if you're doing that, then stop.

>>12750771
Mandopony please...

>>12750790
You don't

Pony isn't for real.

>>12750800
>Vinyl living with Octavia
>Vinyl and Octavia
Shitiest fanon

>>12750800
>Vinyl's half looks like a warzone
>mostly because she collects Cold War military artifacts

>>12750806
>the tiny eyes staring off into nowhere
>the wrinkly, hairless flesh near the mouth and snout
>the thin lips
>the vivid detail

[boner]

>>12750795
Body Swapping is cool but I kind of like the idea of a personality swap like in this picture >>12750135

>>12750822
>Yeah, not like our Lyra living with BonBon fanon which is God Tier

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>>12750759
Isn't pone pretty?

>>12750823
I'm ok with

>>12750790
tulpa

>>12750808
..Pull his hair?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv21lTvmyy0

>>12750765
>notices it's a gif image
NO
nope
nuh-uh

>>12750836
unf

>>12750834
Well for one Lyra and bonBon live in the same town while Octavia is in Canterlot and Vinyl lives in Ponyville.

Also I never said anything about Lyra and BonBon.

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>>12750836
Sweet merciful Christ what the fuck!

>>12750823

>"Hey Tavi! Check this out!"
>"It's an old-fashioned Nuclear Attack Siren!"
>"I'm gonna rip it apart and make speakers out of it!"

POST YOUR SKYPE

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>>12750845

>>12750842
Goddamn that horrible voice.

>>12750795
>Fluttershy starts to have fun zipping around and acting confident like Dash
>Rainbow Dash mostly just ends up checking herself out in a mirror.

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Spike is weird

Which pony would put MLHG into full nightthread mode?

>>12750765
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12750873
Not as weird as you, Dash.

>>12750875
Pinkie
She doesn't give a fuck, she wants to see the thread explode

>>12750875
A really lonely one that never leaves his house

>>12750875
Lyra

>>12750862

>"Somewhere a museum curator is crying..."
>"A what?"
>"Oh, forget it!"

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>>12750582
million years MS paint

>>12750765
>oh hi anon
>want to sing with us?
>come on, it'll be fun!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>i-i thought you were friends with me?

Scratch is a horrible pony with terrible fans.

>>12750873
Tell yourself that he's weird all you like
It's not going to stop you wanting to fuck him, Dash

>>12750862
>She tests it out first.
>They reported 50 unexplained deaths in the old pones home next door.
>All were found under their beds.
>Local guard suspects they were a cult.

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>>12750890
would you lyra to the point she couldn't walk right for a week

>>12750910
The only good thing about her is that her design is nice

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>>12750914
what an odd ship

Pony met you for the first time and thought you were pretty attractive

It's a shame you hit the road yelling about souls and the eyes that devour them

>>12750918
Yes

>>12750823
So what's Octavia's unusual hobby?
I'd put my money on pretty-boy anime

Which pony suffers from a very sexy learning disability?

>>12750810
>Mandopony
>liking Silver Spoon

I'm pretty sure he's too pleb for that.

H-hi MLPG-chan

>>12750918
Yes
Every week

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Goodnight, MLPG.
Don't touch my pony.

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>>12750929
what was that about souls?

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>Get new cleaner to clean up toys.
>it strips the eyes off the toy instantly.

>>12750836
For some reason I've always had the headcanon that a person would appear as the norm of the world they've entered.
So if ponies come into our world it would mean creepy faced freak ponies.
If you went into ponies world then YOU would be the creepy freak mutant monkey.

>>12750934
Derpy

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>>12750931
>>12750940
WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
SHE'S GETTING IMPATIENT

>>12750910
Agreement.
Which is a little weird she's so popular, I thought bronies were a bunch of nerds that didn't like that kind of stuff and act all pretentious.

>>12750965
I cast level 3 belly rub

>>12750965
I mean I can't just get a poner just like that Lyra

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>>12750941
That might be a problem.

>>12750955
>going into a cartoon
>being weird and freaky
>not being a kawaii anime

>>12750950
What made them dirty?

>>12750950
You wouldn't have to clean them if you stopped cumming on them

>>12750978

That is a great picture
those ponies have nothing common except for th cuddling

>>12750965
For her to be real
And for her to date me

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>>12750971
what
THATS IT?

>>12750976
FIND A WAY

>>12750941
I don't want to touch that pony anyway.

>>12750980
..Glue.

>>12750932
She brews her own homemade mead while watching the sparkliest bishounen fanservice she can find

>>12750978
>putting best pony with second worst pony and third worst pony
I'M TAKING HER BACK AND YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO TAKE CARE OF HER AGAIN

>>12750934
Zapp Brannigan except a pony.

>>12750997
>it's not very effective

Uhhh
I use muzzle

what if ponies are 4d and we can only comprehend them and understand them as 2d?

>>12750997
How about a dance

>>12751014
Sounds like I need to give them a D

>>12751014

what if your waifu wasn't a slut

>>12750997
FIST HER!!!

>>12751023
Does she at least have a permission slip?

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>>12751014
You can't comprehend pone's cuddles!

>>12751023
I would accept this hearty.

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>>12751013
>>12751022
just forget it

>>12751048
Lyra please, talk to me

>>12750968
I've liked her since she showed up and MLPG went a bit nuts because of her design and because I'm a pleb who enjoys EDM.

I just hate how the larger fandom has chained her to obnoxious wubstep. That shit is pop music now; the people who like it are the ones who refused to listen to anything without a guitar in it before Skrillex.

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>>12751048
Ok
Just so you know Bon Bon and I did the thing while you weren't looking

>>12750910
>>12750968

>Scratch's fans have a reputation for looking down on other musicians, and an inclination toward long-winded rants about the "meanings" behind her songs.
>Scratch has to endure sitting next to one while waiting for a train.
>He starts talking to her about societal decay and a rejection of "inferior moral values born from stagnant tradition and blind, ignorant 'faith' that enlightened ponies like us learned to leave behind long ago."
>He seems to think that these are her beliefs, "as evidenced by your music and the way you perform--"
>She cuts him off, telling him that everything he just said is an enormous crock of shit.
>She writes music because she enjoys music.
>She plays music because she wants others to enjoy it too.
>That's it.
>No jiggerypokery, no hidden messages, no "deeper meanings."
>They're just good tunes for people who like good tunes.

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>>12751056
"The Thing"?

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>>12751075
The thing.
You know.

>>12751007
>Vinyl's half of the house is covered in random Cold War junk. Old electronics and military equipment, just lying around everywhere.
>Octavia's half is pristine, posters of androgynous animated stallions in suggestive poses carefully arranged on every wall.

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>>12751056
Don't spread your lies you filthy ape.

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>>12751023
i would let Dash hug me.

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>>12751075
OH GOD NOT AGAIN

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>>12751096
Why would I lie
You were there

>>12751064

I remember reading that Skrillex wrote one of his most popular songs in like 30 minutes on his laptop during a car ride

electronica artists seem neat

>>12751093
They sound like a fun couple.

>>12751075
longbon excites me so

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>>12751090
gross

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>>12751117

>>12751098

>Walking down the street
>about to go into a soda fountain when you hear a swooshing sound behind you and feel something bap you in the back.
>"Hey, Anon! How's it goin'?"
>Rainbow Dash is now hanging on to your back like a bookbag.
>"You gettin' a soda? Sweet! I could go for one, too!"

>>12751122
It's so cute.

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>>12751090
Disgusting.

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>>12751126
I am okay with this.

>>12751114
All of his songs drop at the same exact time
All 5 or 6 of them

>>12751126
>reach around behind you and scoop her up in your arms
>"uhh ...hey"
>...what flavor do you wan-
>"CHOCOLATE!"

>>12751114
>Neat
>The music is shit, and retards find it appealing
>Literally written with no thought whatsoever

>>12751096
Don't call me a filthy ape, you smelly horse.

Humans are hominids, we diverged from apes millions of years ago.

>>12751144

As in, he's a neat guy?

>>12751146
>TWILIGHT
>THE HUMAN IS TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE AGAIN

>>12751153
Oh god, don't bring her into this again...

>>12751143
chocolate is bad for horses

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>>12751146
technically we should be "apes" but people are too uptight about the whole "we look different" thing

>>12750932
>>12751007
>>12751093

>"Hey, Octavia! You seen my notepad anywhere?"
>"No."
>"I gotta write somethin' down -- wait, here, lemme use a page out of yours..."
>"NOWAITDON'T!"
>"...Wow. That's... uh... *ahem*..."

>>12751144
Welcome to the world, where people will eat the shit that's thrown at them without any mindset on what's exactly coming at them.

>>12751161

Marshmallow Ponies can eat chocolate. They do it all the time.

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>>12751153
PLS NO

>>12751144
I would just like to point out that Skrillex is the cancer that is destroying EDM and not at all indicative of the genre or its history.

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>>12751143
I want to cradle Rainbow Dash.

>>12751173
no, that is carob

>>12751164
>>12751146
Taxonomy a shit

>>12751185
But Skrillex invented dubstep!

>>12751164
>Implying we 'evolved' from anything.

Please, uneducated fool, we were born from Jesus.

In a totally not homosexual way.

>>12751164
I always wondered how ponies even evolved. It's clear a race would have to go through immense environmental stress to acquire an intelligence, like us, or have their genome purposefully modified by another race.

>>12751185

>I don't like it, so it's the cancer destroying EDM

Yeah no

Plus his fame is dead already

>>12751198
>this is what normalfags actually believe

>>12751190
It would be nice
Mostly because she could clasp her hooves around behind your neck, and just knowing that Dash was that comfy in your grasp would be fantastic.

>>12751199
we are Jesus' manbabies.

I sometimes listen to skrillex
Not that I like him but his old stuff has something.. somehow..

>>12751165
Actually, maybe it's better if she's a closeted anime fan. Her room is actually just stuffy, old-fashioned, vaguely musically-themed stuff, but she's actually got doujinshi and notepads and artbooks tucked away everywhere.

>>12751214

I listen to it in the car when I'm with my friends

it's fun

>>12751200
>environmental stress

They live on a planet with manticores and dragons dude

>>12751214
There is nothing wrong about listening to what you enjoy
But it's something else entirely to identify songs as good music

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>>12751206
I'd rather cradle pone like this.

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>>12751206
Holding dash like that,\ would be all i need in life.
Now imagine if it was an actually good pony instead

>>12751202
I'm not saying that; I actually like some of his stuff, much to my own shame.

What I mean is that he mainstreamed EDM to where it has integrated into pop music and lost its depth and complexity to appeal to the lowest common denominator for radio, while also cementing in the mind of the average person that all electronica is dubstep and that dubstep means bass wobbles.

It's not even the man's fault, mostly, just his success.

>>12751198
The sound of dubstep originally came out of productions by El-B, Steve Gurley, Oris Jay, and Zed Bias in 1999–2000. Ammunition Promotions, who run the influential club night Forward>> and have managed many proto dubstep record labels (including Tempa, Soulja, Road, Vehicle, Shelflife, Texture, Lifestyle and Bingo), began to use the term "dubstep" to describe this style of music in around 2002. The term's use in a 2002 XLR8R cover story (featuring Horsepower Productions on the cover) contributed to it becoming established as the name of the genre.

-- Wikipedia
Took exactly 46 seconds to find out

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>>12751185
>Skrillex is the cancer that is destroying EDM

You're either biased or you haven't heard EDM recently, the cancer that is killing it is the "distorted kick + high reverbed squeaky leads" drops on Big Room House.

But don't worry, that will die out eventually too.

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>>12751240
oh fuck you anon
Dash is the optimal pony to hold from the bottom

>>12751246
I think he was being facetious

>>12751237
oh god i want to do that
>you will never hold a pony in your arms as she smiles at you with absolute happiness

>>12751214
I listen to the beginnings to dubstep songs because it sounds great...until the actual dubstep part comes in and I turn it off.

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>Read this
>start thinking about modern society
>mfw no future
Welp, now I'm depressed. If only I had a marshmallow pony...

>>12751246

are you tired?

>>12751231
Yeah, but evolutionary, they would just grow defenses to battle those. It's not like you can't take down a manticore with some venom.
If the ice-age was completely replaced with a bunch of lions, we would still be monkeys right now.

>>12751243

But most EDM doesn't even get on the radio

there's still plenty of non-mainstream artists that keep it up

>>12751268
yes.

>>12751267
tl;dr

>>12751264
yes
yes I was

>>12751246
thanks for the list of artists for me to check out though!

>>12751250
It's really just people complaining that one person made a stereotype

>>12751274
You can

But evolution is random. Sometimes you just grow a bigger brain.

>implying that dragons can't trigger ice ages by breathing out ash all day

>>12751250
>"distorted kick + high reverbed squeaky leads"

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
>Have three different channels on my radio for EDM.
>They all sound the SAME.
>The beat.
>The sound.
>The drop.
>The only thing to let you know it's not the same song is the title, or if they have any VOCALS!

Holy shit, I used to listen to Conservative talk to get mad on my drive to work, I just cycle through those channels and get my dose of 'fuck this world' in one beat filled musical monolog of homogenization.

>>12751266
Dubstep doesn't always have these "sick drops" though..
In our case maybe check out this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_99MMG0Kr_0

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>>12751265
Anon, I think we all want that.

>>12751260
Noooo, don't post that drawing
its horrible

>>12751250
Agreed. I just don't make music so I couldn't articulate something that reasonable.

>haven't heard EDM recently
This is true, I went down the Dreamwave/retro cul-de-sac about two years ago and have been hiding out there.

>>12751267
>tfw you realized we would get nowhere as a race if we kept doing this bullshit over and over again
>that moment when you realize the only solution is to make a better, more proper "race" of artificial intelligence to rise instead of us, maybe having them carry our own heritage and history with them as simple programming baggage

>>12751301
Would you fix up a nice meal for AJ and carry her to her bed if she cannot walk up there herself?

>>12751309
fuck you then
your art is this

>>12751309
But I asked you for a pony being held like that
I need it

>>12751274
>ice age

can't you just grow a bunch of fat and fur

>>12751282
>tl:dr
Human history is being drowned out by an inceasing amount useless information

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>wow thanks anon

>>12751320
>Artificial intelligence
If we can figure out genetics we can skip that part and just make superior biological humans.

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>>12751320
looks like I picked a bad night to quit drinking

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>>12751347
Your welcome little pony.

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>>12751286
>>12751305
I know right? As much as I like the Big Room House beats, this is seriously getting out of hand.

See this for example, this is Beatport's Top 100 from May to June:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HQx8rpBe8I

https://soundcloud.com/daleri/epic-mashleg

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>>12751250
doooooooooooooooooooooooooks

>>12751351
>why not both.png
And make no mistake, it WILL be both.

>>12751361
DOOKS

did you finish coloring that dash in goggles picture

>>12751299
Evolution is random to a certain degree. It won't give you antennae out of the blue just because you've seen a volcano. Some parts of evolution are even set in stone, like the improvement of a creature's immunity and resistance or life habits.

So yeah, it was either that Discord came along and gave them intelligence so he could see them be all sad and angry and shit, or everything was on fire at one point in time.

>>12751337
>Everone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds, leaking what "truth" suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large

>Decide to draw drunk yesterday in the middle of the night
>Can't remember how it looked like
>Look for the drawing in the morning
>Best thing I ever drew
this is depressing

>>12751165

>"..."
>"..."
>"...That's a pretty impressive dick he's got there."
>"..."
>*flip*
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING--"
>"Oh wow. Never woulda guessed you were into THIS kinda stuff!"
>"...!!!!"
>"Your face is all red, Tavi - you all right?"
>*flip*
>"Whoa-hoah! Just met 30 seconds ago and they're already goin' at it!"
>"GIVE THAT BACK--!!!"

>>12751384
FUCK

>>12751361
>they all blended together
>they all have the same exact tempo

M-muh variety

>>12751329
You can't grow a damn if you have nothing to grow it out of. You have to learn how to hunt and forage, and you gotta have a bit of a brain for that. Wolves did just that, but their bodies are already slim and fast, they're the perfect machines for that. Monkeys are slow and cumbersome, sure, they can climb a tree and hold a rock, but they couldn't just take down a deer.

>>12751325
th-thanks

>>12751326
I'll redraw it

>>12751351
>implying the übermensch would solve stupidity

it wouldn't

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>>12751306
See I like songs that don't build up into a point. I like a songs that keep going and don't stop. But I guess that's a personal opinion. I also don't like songs that sound like they're going through a washing machine filled with quarters

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>>12751384
This sounds familiar...

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>>12751395

And you're a part of it.

>>12751384
The funny thing, in a video review of mgs2 they had the background being 4chan posts when that was being read.

>>12751362
Anoooooooon

>>12751377
I think I did, let me check the .sai

>>12751407
It's not even the tempo, the pattern they follow is so equal it's not even funny

And here's Joel having a giggle.
https://soundcloud.com/fuckmylife/drop-da-bomb-outerspace-mix

>>12751414
Ponies have blunt teeth, mouths that can barely open wide enough to grab an arm, and hooves

The most they can do is run from shit and trample smaller shit. Shitty animals like that evolve intelligence instead of claws and venom cannons.

>>12751414
>human body checklist:
>[X] Subcutaneous fat
>[X] Body hair