>>12726627
I'm not sure about my stupidest non-ironic argument on the Internet but I'd bet money it was here.

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2cute

>you will never be an Equestrian Mareine

>>12726639
Maybe they can be friends again, or at least start off with a clean slate.

>>12726661
>someone else has bought the Burdened
I can hardly fathom what they will do with it

>>12726671
I hope they burn it

>>12726671
i hope they don't use it for evil.

Brae will never pankquest part 3

>>12726671
I'd keep it for the novelty of it

It's like owning a slice of internet history

>>12726671
I saw him trying to carry it back to his hotel room. That thing is big. Like six feet tall.

>>12726671
Hopefully fix the god damn horn so it doesn't look quite as ridiculous.

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We need some Rarimac.

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>>12726671
I'm hoping for videos or something

>>12726701
>shipping
Nigga I will cut you

>>12726678
>>12726682
what if the military bought it?
what if they will turn it into a horrific weapon.

>>12726701
what kind of ship is that?

eat your pancakes, marker

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>>12726705

>>12726717

Would you still fuck it?

Be honest.

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>>12726701
>rarity not with AJ
pig disgusting

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>>12726715
An excellent ship.

>>12726717
Where's her horn?
>>12726725
yes

>>12726627

On /3/ I've been in multiple threads arguing about the validity of using chromatic aberration in video games and CG environments and whether it was either a justifiable addition to use to achieve photo-realistic effects or just a cheap unnecessary post-production effect similar to lens flares and sepia filters that only lazy artists like to use to account for their lack of modeling/texturing skill.

>>12726725
it's just a mask.

Even if it wasn't I think I would.

>>12726706
Me too Pinkie.
>tfw masturbation and sexual desire guilt

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>>12726729
>lesbianism
Yeah, nah.

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>>12726736
but it doesn't even make any sense

>All_of_MLPG_goes_to_equestria.mp4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA

What's something that you wouldn't let a pony do to you no matter how much they begged?

>>12726665
Tiarawhy

http://e621.net/post/show/347147/animated-blush-equine-female-fluttershy_-mlp-frien

Full one:
http://e621.net/post/show/337888/2013-animated-anus-blue_fur-blush-computer-cutie_m

Don't know why he put so much effort into these but im not complaining

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we Celestia now.

>>12726750
He brings her more down to earth and she gets him out of his lonely, workaholic shell.
It works.

>tfw braeby hats us

>>12726757
>those related videos
sweatingman.png

>>12726742

holy shit, I thought your comment was complex, but then I realized it's just a run-on sentence

please use commas, and periods if you must

>>12726701
>implying

Big Mac just fucks anyone who asks.

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>>12726710
For me, if someone shoves words into the other person's mouth and does the whole "hurr durr this is what your post is actually saying and implying" then I ignore it completely. That's just an empty insult and doesn't bring anything to the conversation/debate.

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>>12726706
I hate that text so much. Only puritans would feel bad about sex

>>12726611
I simply don't play enough survival horror games (the only ones I immediately remember playing a lot of were RE2 and SH2) but I loved SH2's creepy atmosphere. If there was a way to not make it boring, I think completely getting rid of random encounters with the mannequins would have intensified the game.

If combat was rarer and against only enemies you've never seen I'd think that keep the scary factor up. There's nothing better than that moment after creeping around in the fog when you realize a boss is coming and you have no idea what the hell it is and how you're supposed to kill it and aren't confident in your ability to kill at all.

>>12726768
This isnt what I thought it was at all

I'm actually disappointed

>>12726742
That went way over my head.

>>12726768
that one was made by someone else.
someone who is a marginally better with expressions.

>>12726795
I don't think it's implying that
It's mad leads to touching not touching leads to mad

>>12726757
> Related videos
Yup... thats the MLPG for ya.

>>12726781

Sorry, I do that a lot when it's getting late and I'm tired. Also it was taking too long for me to type all that shit and I just wanted to post it before that discussion became irrelevant and nobody cared anymore. ;_;

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>>12726809
I'm sorry anon
Here's a jar of cookies I've been saving for dark times

>>12726779
Finally.

>>12726794

If I'm feeling autistic, I'll reply to a post like that with something like "actually, I said blah blah blah" and give a second chance.

it pays off sometimes

>>12726795
I feel bad about my sexual desires because I don't want them at all. When I give in, it feels like it's controlling me.

>>12726815
Ah, that explains it.

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>>12726813

That red/green/blue shit is chromatic aberration, usually from looking through lenses.

>>12726826
Anon
You should check those cookies again

>>12726823

Don't worry about it too much, I got what you were saying

it was just good things you were saying and I would've liked it to be easier to read

After all the mane six become alicorns, should they mentor a new line of harmony wielders?

>>12726840
Same, I hate my fetish. why can't I just ike normal vanilla sex like a healthy person

>>12726862
Why would they need new harmony wielders?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZnytjfs-k
Remember kids, never drop anything near someone.
That is assault.

>>12726836
Sometimes that works. I give the guy one, and just one actual post of discussion/debate. If he does the >implying thing, ignore and move on.

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>>12726851
stupid purple pony

>>12726840
I feel like a freak for the things that I fap to

>>12726778
Hey, that's pretty good.

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It's harder to draw than to write not because it's easier to write, but because people have a lower standard(especially in fandoms) for text than for art

>>12726871
>he has an ebin mustache he is so manlee XDD

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>>12726747
yeah yeah

>>12726863
>>12726886
My fetish is primarily wanting and arousal. That's as vanilla as you get and I still hate myself for having it.

>>12726871
That's a really stupid thing to do around anyone

>>12726863
Oh anonymous, you will never be normal give in to the chaos

>>12726891
People have low as fuck standards for art too. Writing just takes too long to read as compared to looking at something for 5 seconds. Lazy fucks.

remember brony pizza hut?

>>12726871

I already hated that guy.
He is just a fatass with a crappy mustache and he is somehow brony famous because of that.

>>12726891
Shut your fucking mouth

>>12726879
It's okay, Twily looks like she's enjoying them
It's the thought that counts

>>12726891
nah, a simple low end sketch will also get you a million "cute, i like it" or "unf" replies.

there are just as many people that will tear you a new asshole for shortcomings in either though

>>12726871

In a lot of states, you can shoot someone dead the instant they put your hand on you aggressively. There were witnesses there as well.

If that brony had a gun, he could've dusted Dusty and got away with it.

I love this country so much
non-ironically

>>12726816
sorry I kneejerk react to the version that's the other way around

>>12726919

>WINTER WRAP-UP, WINTER WRAP-UP! :D

>>12726899
why are they burning in hell

>>12726930

>your hand on you

woops

>>12726936

Sodomy.

>>12726922
What if Pinkie got into them. What if Pinkie slapped your shit and said she's had better cookies out of old bread that's fallen in the mud?

>>12726806
I find games like RE and DS to be more along the lines of "action horror" than survival. I liked SH2 because of the whole psyche bit. Have you played Amnesia? It's not perfect, but probably the best horror I've played.

would you strap pony into a fucking machine and make her experience forced orgasms?

>>12726936
it's forbidden love

>>12726930
Dusty said he was attacked first.

Guess he forgot what a camera looked like.

But seriously if that was me he would have been made more aerodynamic.

>>12726930
I wish my state had good gun laws, but noooooooooo I'm stuck in jew york

>>12726950

>if she orgasms it isn't rape

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>>12726947
Na Pinkie wouldn't do that
Remember those terrible cupcakes Apple Bloom made? Pinkie still ate those.

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>>12726936
Because they are wreathed in the fires of passion

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>>12726947
Woah, things got out of hand/hoof way too quickly

>>12726957

Then move.

>>12726972

Moving is expensive

>>12726936
Because they're faggots

>>12726972
Education and whatnot

I'm hopping to get to vermont, I really like what I see when I read about it.

>>12726950
only with pony's permission

I saw an entire family of bronies today. Like, mother, father, three sons, and a daughter. They were all wearing various "BRONY" shirts. I suspect some of them were forced to wear the shirt.

>>12726957
>Living in New York willingly.
You deserve it.

>>12726975
:(

POOPY!

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>>12726840
>>12726886
>>12726886
>>12726903
Sexuality is a complicated thing and you shouldn't be ashamed for giving yourself relief. As long as you're not hurting anyone else, indulging in your fantasies is healthy, relaxing, and fun.

>>12726979

If I got to Equestria, I would do lots of cleans and overhead presses so I could do that one day

sex with Cloudchaser

>>12726961

didn't say that. didn't imply that.

>>12726948
I've watched a bit of various people playing it. It looks pretty spot on.

I remember watching a friend play Fear. There were a lot of jump scares in there that got me but that series seems to have gotten away from its original appeal with me.

Problem is I just don't play games anymore.

>>12726989
I was born here and I need to finish some education so I can move away.

>>12726997
unf

>>12726993
No it's not, Pinkie
fantasies are stupid

>>12726997
cum inside Cloudchaser

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>>12726993
Now you make it sound like I'm in middle school again
T-thanks

Anyone want to watch some Simpsons?

>>12726950
I'd rather use other ways

something she'd enjoy

something that'd leave her more than satisfied

>>12726849
I know nothing about lenses nor computer graphics, so because I am ignorant on the topic it would be fine with me. I guess it's like a scientist who watches a sci-fi movie and gets mad. Like this: http://youtu.be/YXh9RQCvxmg?t=33m41s

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>>12726993
Muh sexually open nigga!

>>12726965
That's very true.

Pinkie would probably compliment them and ask to bake cookies with you, so she can pass on some tips.

>>12726987
>"Now honey, we have to make our autistic son feel less left out in the world."
>'But...'
>"If you wear it, I will take the gold clubs out of hiding."
>'I wish I married your sister sometimes...'

>>12727020

fuck off mindbreakfag

>>12727017
No
How good of an internet connection do you need to stram

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>>12726975

>>12727009
Cloudchaser cumming

>>12727046
Hehehe
>Somewhere Applebloom is gone too.

>>12727034
but I hate mindbreak

>>12726975
I want an episode wheree this happens, and then she has to go out of her way to undo it.

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She drew it for you.

>>12727053
cum inside Cloudchaser cumming from cumming inside

>>12726975
Oh man, her gifts.

>A book
>An apple
Fairly typical
>A ball of pink yarn
Different, kind of nice works
>An autographed picture of Rainbow Dash
>A dead mouse
>A bottle of bleach

>>12727072

you're not fooling me

you're not breaking my mind

>>12727076
what are those things on her back?

>>12727076
that's going on the fridge

>>12727076
Awh that's cute

>>12727076
I'll keep it next to my computer

>>12727033
It was weird. They were all riding on a ride that's mostly ridden by ten-year old kids. The youngest son was maybe fifteen.

>>12727017

sure

but you need to advertise it better than that

>>12727084
you should try giving in just a little bit
it feels nice

>>12727084
I don't want to break your mind anon

that'd be terrible

>>12727046
>Sweetie Belle took her sister's virginity by force

>>12727001
I believe a good horror, no matter what medium, is supposed to provide the situation and let you get scared. Things like music, camera effects, character panting, etc I think are cheap. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2092-Amnesia-The-Dark-Descent is something that helps me explain what I am talking about.

>>12727110
That's not weird as much as it's extremely sad.

What's scary is ponies are quicky becoming 'Geek' chic.
Just wait, "I'm such a brony! XD" on Facebook comments...

>>12727118
OK

Streaming some classic Simpsons if anyone would like to join.

http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre

>>12726993
Sexual want is just your body taking control and screaming FUCK YOU LOSER AND SPREAD YOUR GENES

>>12726920
>>12726895
>crappy mustache

fuck you guys, that is a sweet mustache, it is just attached to a shitty brony

>multivac pony will never ask you to help her gather data for a meaningful answer

>>12727158
o-oh for a second i thought you were jailbait.
eh, might join in.

>>12727149
I mean just look at hot-topic man!

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>>12727149
I saw a 6 year old girl wearing a Pinkie Pie shirt at the DMV the other day. The only text on it was LOL in big yellow letters.
>my MFW when

>>12727167
That is not a sweet mustache.
That is the mutton chops of facial hair.
A sweet mustache is a handlebar.
Something you can see a man wearing and go 'wow, what an interesting cat, I wonder if he has some dames he has to tie to a track today.'

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>>12727181
>just look at hot-topic
I don't want too...

Tight pants, Beiber and ponies...

>>12727149
too late

>>12727192
>mutton chops of facial hair.
now what makes mutton chops bad?

>>12727009
>>12727053
>>12727077
unf

>>12727200
exactly

I've seen a buch of chicks on my college campus that clearly don't like the show but were parading around in 20% cooler shirts

>>12727206
It's the facial hair equivalent of giving up.
>I could shave...
>But my arm gets tired that close to my ear...

>>12727149
>Just wait, "I'm such a brony! XD" on Facebook comments...
The timeframe for that has come and gone two years ago when pony was seeminlgly unstoppable

>>12727164
Sexual want only controls you if you let it. Denying yourself satisfaction and feeling guilty over it is only going to cause yourself frustration and anxiety. Which feeling is more controlling? The feeling of want or the feeling of anxiety? I guess that's up to you.

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>>12727212

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Goodnight, MLPG.

May you pony well into the early hours.

>>12727214
>clearly don't like the show
You sure about that?

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>>12727192

>muttonchops
>Lemmy will never voice a singing lizard-man villain fueled by the power of ROCK AND ROLL

>>12727222
Thanks for reminding me to never use my Facebook.
Ever.

>>12727232
>Dash will never read you scary stories around a campfire

>>12727232
But its just 9 AM Anon.

>>12727214
>Not getting some free pussy by showing them your pony collection.
Step up son.

>>12727214
They can be, and I lift the term from the /jp/, secondary fans, or they can also simply like the cute designs. Really.

>>12727237
What I meant by that is I don't think there will ever be a time when people make comments such as that. I didn't mean people were saying it in the manner you were suggesting

>>12727230
why is she so hot?

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>>12727234
This pon was named "ace"
Too fitting.

>>12727237
I've only ever known one person on Facebook who openly flouts his pony love. Has a vest covered in buttons. Everyone else is rather reserved about that kind of thing. Sports is more their kind of thing. And then there's the guy who "liked" a group that wanted to assassinate Obama but eh.

>>12727258
her neon mane

>>12727256
Don't get my hopes up.
I am sure at some point soon we are going to have 'ironic bronies' doing shit like that on Facebook comments.

>>12727258
her desire to be filled with cum

>>12727276
The only way I found another person who watched ponies here was to catch him sifting through the blind bags.
Kind of the best way to do it... Just catch them with their hand in the cookie jar.

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>>12727258
>that flashy, spikey mane
>those deeply lined eyes
>that superior flexibility over her sister

>>12727250
>40% bodyfat on my part
not happening

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>>12726357

>>12727228
Easier said than done. It's like telling someone who's sad to stop being sad. You ever try to tell your boner to go away? I'm sure we've all been in this situation. It's going to take a lot of work to rewire the primal and basic urges. I'm just sick of it. I don't want kids nor a life companion. I would rather not want sex at all. Either that or get a female friend where we can use each other as fuck aids but I've tried that several times and they always get close and want commitment, so now that that's failed many times over I'm going with the reprogramming myself into asexualism route.

>>12727322
Well, you can lay down if you get winded...

>>12727311
There's an anime club at my university. And I hung out with a bunch of other weaboos beforehand. The pony/anime thing overlaps quite a bit.

>>12727324
fucking pony stealing all my heat

>>12727326
A pack of ice or simply standing up and doing some basic aerobic movements can kill a boner easily

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>>12727324
Excellent.

>>12727337
>And I hung out with a bunch of other weaboos

Not like you can exactly go further down the totem pole.
NERDS!

>>12727319

You forgot

>that sultry, sexy voice

>>12727319
>dem superior blowjob skills despite considerably less enthusiasm to use them

>>12727365
LARPers

>>12727348
But Anon, pony's body temperature is higher than yours. You're stealing hers if anything. In fact, you'll be feeling quite toasty.

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>>12727365
>Gilda and Dash will never drive by you and your group, roll down the window, and scream "NEEEEEEEEEEEERDS"

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derpibooru.org/395766
>Aux Tism

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>>12727371
>amazing skills with her tongue, very vocal too
>but would rather have your cock somewhere else

>>12727378
fucking hot-ass pony making me sweat
don't they know it's summer

>>12727378

i think you underestimate just how hot i run.

>>12727407
Jasmine is such a cutie

>>12727409
Who gives the sloppiest and slurpiest blowjobs, and in what order: CC, Mrs Cake, Rarity, Celestia, Pinkie, or Harshwhinny?

>>12727393

>Going for sushi at the Chinese buffet
>That one guy wants to go for Mongolian grill, but fuck that - We Nihon no Meshi now
>a car roars past as you all shuffle down the sidewalk

>"dweeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeebs!"

>>12727417
You underestimate pony. She's even hotter than you. If your hand were to accidentally find its way to her nether regions in your sleep you would pull it back thinking you stuck it in a fire.

>>12727393
>while walking past you, Gilda surreptitiously draws the side of her jacket back to reveal the full design on her shirt: I FUCK NERDS

>>12727326
If I want my boner to go away I masturbate. Having sex with another is fun and all that but it's not necessary to relieve yourself of that urge.

Sure it can be inconvenient if it's in the middle of something but hating yourself for having a boner is pointless. Feeling like it controls you is silly, it would be like being upset you get hungry because a bodily need is controlling you.

>>12727453
...I actually do find food to be an annoying chore.

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What's it like having a little dick?

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deb

>>12727445
Pinkie gives the messiest, no contest.

It'd be a contest between CC, Celestia and Harshwhinny for longest sustained deep throat.

>>12727468

Hard ;_;

>>12727467
I do too but I don't hate myself for needing to eat.

>>12727446
"dweeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeebs!"


Fucked it up...

>>12727469
deb > RPM

>>12727453
I get mad when I masturbate because I can't hold off for longer than 24 hours and I want to experience the joy of a backed-up load again

>>12727452
>on the back it says "STRAIGHT A'S ARE KINKY"
>she's half Revenge of the Nerds' Ogre and half Weird Science's Lisa

>>12727467
soylent.me

>>12727483

...I think I'll just end it all now.

>>12727445
Derpy's enthusiasm rivals Pinkie's.

But she has no idea what she's doing.

>>12727427
Still though "aux tism" That's pants on head stupid

>>12727494
>she beat up some kid, took his hyperspace hyperwars army and went on to win second in a local tournament

>>12727503
THAT'S WHAT I SAID

>>12727481
A person has to eat, I don't think a person needs sex.

>>12727508
>the reek of old semen is detectable from there

>>12727508
Within those walls reside some of the sickest, most deviant people on earth.

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>>12727508

>>12727488
Have you tried masturbating a whole bunch in one day and then taking a break? Sometimes you get to get something out of your system and hold off longer the next time.

>>12727518
>"For the last time, I said she beat me OFF, not up!"

>>12727337
What do you even do in an anime club? Sit around and watch animes?

What if pony used magic to prolong your orgasm to ridiculous lengths?

>>12727503
It's a joke you lugheads, do you seriously believe they called a pony "aux tism" unironically?

>>12727498
I was seriously thinking about that stuff. But I'm scared because it's too new and could have long term effects. I also don't know how much it costs and heard that because it's so "unnatural" your body will go bonkers and even shit liquid all the time.

>>12727522
My point isn't that someone needs sex to live, it's that your body does whatever it feels like and you just need to adapt. You shouldn't get mad at yourself for not controlling something that's going to do it's thing regardless.

>>12727544
They do the same thing the furry club does.
Plan their orgies

>>12727544
And awkwardly try to start conversations with fellow club members who are barricaded by their circles of friends.

>>12727534

>masturbate like 7 times a day
>sleep
>wake up and do it again

I wish I could stop

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>>12727508

>>12727534
I just do that everyday
It gets pent up from even going out

>>12727544
There's actually two rooms. One has a lineup of currently-airing stuff, and the other is a general hangout room where we dick around, play games and stuff. Some people bring in probably the best goddamn board games I've ever done and we got some good Overlords for "Aye Dark Overlord."

>>12727560
>dick is extra sensitive from fapping so much
>just makes me want to fap more

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>>12727508
I would actually live in this house if it was just me and my waifu living there

How do I make my penis bigger?

>>12727534
That only works for me because my dick hurts too much to get hard

>>12727564
I dont get it

>>12727550
It's ironic shitposting essentially.

>>12727577
Good luck trying to eat the holographic cookies

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>>12727579
magic

ask Grant Morrison on Twitter

>>12727579

become a better person

people don't care about your dick much if you're a good person

>>12727564
>Pony is done, the show is over, the show is going back to G3
>MLPG holds a special con for all its members who don't want to go on
>They're so very tired and can't pony anymore but they need help to quit

>>12727577
Same. Though I'm always a bit edgy on staying at places far away from town.

>>12727579
by having an erection

>>12727550
Saying it's "ironically" doesn't make it better

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>>12727545
I would probably enjoy that.

>>12727570
>>12727560
Well have you tried edging? Sometimes keeping yourself on the edge for a long time and backing off is more effective in the long run anyway.

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>>12727579
Traction and clamping
And a shitload of dedication

I'm a half an inch bigger thanks to it
Not sure how much success you'll have if you're little to begin with though

>>12727545
Therefore shorting out your nervous system and killing you. It was a good death though.

>>12727542

"Better clench up, Dweeb. You pop before the time limit, and you can kiss your Imperial Juggernaut Troops goodbye."

>>12727471
>Pinkie will never tease your asshole with her tail while she sucks your dick

>>12727617
I don't have enough time for that

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>>12727577

>tfw looking at houses and apartments for sale/lease
>find one that looks really nice, is cheap, and is close to where you work or plan to work
>enter street view and pan around
>see shit like this

>>12727628

If there's magic involved, science can take a hike

>>12727589
>jokes are ironic shitposting
This is why i'm glad i'm here right now. I remember seeing the most off the wall pictures other forgotten fandoms have drawn and I think "this must be completely serious and not kidding at all" but I see weird things we draw and I can think "oh yeah we were kidding when we drew this, I remember laughing at it when I saw it the first time"

>>12727606
>Expect a massive con
>Turns out MLPG was only ever you and me

>>12727617

Edging is the reason I can only fit in 7

I should probably get professional help, it's been a problem for years

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>join thread
>conversation about best masturbation techniques

I'll just come back later

>>12727624
What's traction

>>12727640
protip: gangbangers pretty much leave white people alone.

also why is that gun white.

>>12727555
The body is going to do what it's going to do but it's still annoying. The longest I've gone without masturbating was two months during basic training. I did it a few times when in tech school, but the first day of my leave before I went to my base I went to my old apartment and masturbated five times that day. The second I was given an opportunity my body screamed at me. I'm just sick of it from an objective perspective.

>>12727656
I like Twily with wings
Means winghugs with Twily

>>12727656

it's actually about stopping masturbation

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>>12727656
I like to insert things into my penis, how about you?

>>12727579
pills

>>12727606
>someone makes some Kool aid for anons to drink

>>12727656
I think it just kinda happens at late night. You gotta post around the fap talk.

>>12727669
why would you want to stop masturbating?
this is the worst place to discuss that

>>12727662

it looks like a stainless steel gun in the sun

also do gangbangers really leave white people alone?

>>12727666
But her wings are better deep fried

>>12727685

because I'm addicted to it and I feel more confident when I take breaks from it

>>12727678
it's kind of weird how her face disappears

>>12727692
Good, Im hungry

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>>12727678
What happen to her face on one of the frame?

>>12727690
yes, who do you think buys all their cocaine and weed?

>>12727690
If you don't look like you have money, and if you don't look like a Latino white.

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>>12727685
I was just telling people not to hate themselves for wanting to masturbate is all.

>>12727647
That is not at all what I was saying. It's just not funny or clever. If you wanted a pun name I bet you could have come up something befitting a bat pony instead of going for the lowest denominator with that name.

Irony is cool and all but somethings that are meant to be ironic just aren't funny from the get go

>>12727629

>"Aw, lookit that... Looks like you're gonna have to find some new troops for that tourney--"
>"...Whoa, shit..."
>"G-goddamn, Dweeb, you're still going??"

>>12727660
These silly looking devices

http://i.imgur.com/3NzSE0G.jpg

They basically pull on your dick a little for part of the day
Only really practical if you work from home or are NEET because you won't have enough time otherwise

Hanging works on the same principle just with greater forces for less time
Haven't tried it though, looks dangerous

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>>12727666
>winghugs
my nigga

>>12727694
>>>/r/nofap

serious advice and support. This place is a bunch of enablers

>>12727701
>>12727697
I don't know, I didn't even notice it when I saved it
it goes pretty fast

>>12727694
go join these people: http://derpy.me/rNoFap

>>12727690

yes. the only people who actively pick fights with blatant non-gangbangers are the white supremacist motherfuckers.

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>>12727729
We caught it, so it wasn't fast enough. Something is amiss with that pink pony.

You know honestly I didn't masturbate for like a month when I first got into ponies. It was the weirdest thing.

>>12727726
>tfw no winghugs from Dash

>>12727746
It's a clone. Shoot it.

>>12727746
I think you clicked frame by frame, i still don't notice it when it's in motion

>>12727772
I saw it while it was loading and now I can't un-see it