Romance edition!Old horse that's stuck in the friend zone: >>12722911
>>12726627I'm not sure about my stupidest non-ironic argument on the Internet but I'd bet money it was here.
>you will never be an Equestrian Mareine
>>12726639Maybe they can be friends again, or at least start off with a clean slate.
>>12726661>someone else has bought the BurdenedI can hardly fathom what they will do with it
>>12726671I hope they burn it
>>12726671i hope they don't use it for evil.
Brae will never pankquest part 3
>>12726671I'd keep it for the novelty of itIt's like owning a slice of internet history
>>12726671I saw him trying to carry it back to his hotel room. That thing is big. Like six feet tall.
>>12726671Hopefully fix the god damn horn so it doesn't look quite as ridiculous.
We need some Rarimac.
>>12726671I'm hoping for videos or something
>>12726701>shippingNigga I will cut you
>>12726678>>12726682what if the military bought it?what if they will turn it into a horrific weapon.
>>12726701what kind of ship is that?
eat your pancakes, marker
>>12726717Would you still fuck it?Be honest.
>>12726701>rarity not with AJpig disgusting
>>12726715An excellent ship.
>>12726717Where's her horn?>>12726725yes
>>12726627On /3/ I've been in multiple threads arguing about the validity of using chromatic aberration in video games and CG environments and whether it was either a justifiable addition to use to achieve photo-realistic effects or just a cheap unnecessary post-production effect similar to lens flares and sepia filters that only lazy artists like to use to account for their lack of modeling/texturing skill.
>>12726725it's just a mask.Even if it wasn't I think I would.
>>12726706Me too Pinkie.>tfw masturbation and sexual desire guilt
>>12726736but it doesn't even make any sense
What's something that you wouldn't let a pony do to you no matter how much they begged?
>>12726665Tiarawhy http://e621.net/post/show/347147/animated-blush-equine-female-fluttershy_-mlp-frienFull one:http://e621.net/post/show/337888/2013-animated-anus-blue_fur-blush-computer-cutie_m Don't know why he put so much effort into these but im not complaining
we Celestia now.
>>12726750He brings her more down to earth and she gets him out of his lonely, workaholic shell.It works.
>tfw braeby hats us
>>12726757>those related videossweatingman.png
>>12726742holy shit, I thought your comment was complex, but then I realized it's just a run-on sentenceplease use commas, and periods if you must
>>12726701>implyingBig Mac just fucks anyone who asks.
>>12726710For me, if someone shoves words into the other person's mouth and does the whole "hurr durr this is what your post is actually saying and implying" then I ignore it completely. That's just an empty insult and doesn't bring anything to the conversation/debate.
>>12726706I hate that text so much. Only puritans would feel bad about sex
>>12726611I simply don't play enough survival horror games (the only ones I immediately remember playing a lot of were RE2 and SH2) but I loved SH2's creepy atmosphere. If there was a way to not make it boring, I think completely getting rid of random encounters with the mannequins would have intensified the game.If combat was rarer and against only enemies you've never seen I'd think that keep the scary factor up. There's nothing better than that moment after creeping around in the fog when you realize a boss is coming and you have no idea what the hell it is and how you're supposed to kill it and aren't confident in your ability to kill at all.
>>12726768This isnt what I thought it was at allI'm actually disappointed
>>12726742That went way over my head.
>>12726768that one was made by someone else.someone who is a marginally better with expressions.
>>12726795I don't think it's implying thatIt's mad leads to touching not touching leads to mad
>>12726757> Related videosYup... thats the MLPG for ya.
>>12726781Sorry, I do that a lot when it's getting late and I'm tired. Also it was taking too long for me to type all that shit and I just wanted to post it before that discussion became irrelevant and nobody cared anymore. ;_;
>>12726809I'm sorry anonHere's a jar of cookies I've been saving for dark times
>>12726794If I'm feeling autistic, I'll reply to a post like that with something like "actually, I said blah blah blah" and give a second chance.it pays off sometimes
>>12726795I feel bad about my sexual desires because I don't want them at all. When I give in, it feels like it's controlling me.
>>12726815Ah, that explains it.
>>12726813That red/green/blue shit is chromatic aberration, usually from looking through lenses.
>>12726826AnonYou should check those cookies again
>>12726823Don't worry about it too much, I got what you were sayingit was just good things you were saying and I would've liked it to be easier to read
After all the mane six become alicorns, should they mentor a new line of harmony wielders?
>>12726840Same, I hate my fetish. why can't I just ike normal vanilla sex like a healthy person
>>12726862Why would they need new harmony wielders?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZnytjfs-kRemember kids, never drop anything near someone.That is assault.
>>12726836Sometimes that works. I give the guy one, and just one actual post of discussion/debate. If he does the >implying thing, ignore and move on.
>>12726851stupid purple pony
>>12726840I feel like a freak for the things that I fap to
>>12726778Hey, that's pretty good.
It's harder to draw than to write not because it's easier to write, but because people have a lower standard(especially in fandoms) for text than for art
>>12726871>he has an ebin mustache he is so manlee XDD
>>12726863>>12726886My fetish is primarily wanting and arousal. That's as vanilla as you get and I still hate myself for having it.
>>12726871That's a really stupid thing to do around anyone
>>12726863Oh anonymous, you will never be normal give in to the chaos
>>12726891People have low as fuck standards for art too. Writing just takes too long to read as compared to looking at something for 5 seconds. Lazy fucks.
remember brony pizza hut?
>>12726871I already hated that guy.He is just a fatass with a crappy mustache and he is somehow brony famous because of that.
>>12726891Shut your fucking mouth
>>12726879It's okay, Twily looks like she's enjoying themIt's the thought that counts
>>12726891nah, a simple low end sketch will also get you a million "cute, i like it" or "unf" replies.there are just as many people that will tear you a new asshole for shortcomings in either though
>>12726871In a lot of states, you can shoot someone dead the instant they put your hand on you aggressively. There were witnesses there as well.If that brony had a gun, he could've dusted Dusty and got away with it.I love this country so muchnon-ironically
>>12726816sorry I kneejerk react to the version that's the other way around
>>12726919>WINTER WRAP-UP, WINTER WRAP-UP! :D
>>12726899why are they burning in hell
>>12726930>your hand on youwoops
>>12726922What if Pinkie got into them. What if Pinkie slapped your shit and said she's had better cookies out of old bread that's fallen in the mud?
>>12726806I find games like RE and DS to be more along the lines of "action horror" than survival. I liked SH2 because of the whole psyche bit. Have you played Amnesia? It's not perfect, but probably the best horror I've played.
would you strap pony into a fucking machine and make her experience forced orgasms?
>>12726936it's forbidden love
>>12726930Dusty said he was attacked first.Guess he forgot what a camera looked like.But seriously if that was me he would have been made more aerodynamic.
>>12726930I wish my state had good gun laws, but noooooooooo I'm stuck in jew york
>>12726950>if she orgasms it isn't rape
>>12726947Na Pinkie wouldn't do thatRemember those terrible cupcakes Apple Bloom made? Pinkie still ate those.
>>12726936Because they are wreathed in the fires of passion
>>12726947Woah, things got out of hand/hoof way too quickly
>>12726972Moving is expensive
>>12726936Because they're faggots
>>12726972Education and whatnotI'm hopping to get to vermont, I really like what I see when I read about it.
>>12726950only with pony's permission
I saw an entire family of bronies today. Like, mother, father, three sons, and a daughter. They were all wearing various "BRONY" shirts. I suspect some of them were forced to wear the shirt.
>>12726957>Living in New York willingly.You deserve it.
>>12726840>>12726886>>12726886>>12726903Sexuality is a complicated thing and you shouldn't be ashamed for giving yourself relief. As long as you're not hurting anyone else, indulging in your fantasies is healthy, relaxing, and fun.
>>12726979If I got to Equestria, I would do lots of cleans and overhead presses so I could do that one day
sex with Cloudchaser
>>12726961didn't say that. didn't imply that.
>>12726948I've watched a bit of various people playing it. It looks pretty spot on. I remember watching a friend play Fear. There were a lot of jump scares in there that got me but that series seems to have gotten away from its original appeal with me.Problem is I just don't play games anymore.
>>12726989I was born here and I need to finish some education so I can move away.
>>12726993No it's not, Pinkiefantasies are stupid
>>12726997cum inside Cloudchaser
>>12726993Now you make it sound like I'm in middle school againT-thanks
Anyone want to watch some Simpsons?
>>12726950I'd rather use other wayssomething she'd enjoysomething that'd leave her more than satisfied
>>12726849I know nothing about lenses nor computer graphics, so because I am ignorant on the topic it would be fine with me. I guess it's like a scientist who watches a sci-fi movie and gets mad. Like this: http://youtu.be/YXh9RQCvxmg?t=33m41s
>>12726993Muh sexually open nigga!
>>12726965That's very true.Pinkie would probably compliment them and ask to bake cookies with you, so she can pass on some tips.
>>12726987>"Now honey, we have to make our autistic son feel less left out in the world.">'But...'>"If you wear it, I will take the gold clubs out of hiding.">'I wish I married your sister sometimes...'
>>12727020fuck off mindbreakfag
>>12727017NoHow good of an internet connection do you need to stram
>>12727046Hehehe>Somewhere Applebloom is gone too.
>>12727034but I hate mindbreak
>>12726975I want an episode wheree this happens, and then she has to go out of her way to undo it.
She drew it for you.
>>12727053cum inside Cloudchaser cumming from cumming inside
>>12726975Oh man, her gifts.>A book>An appleFairly typical>A ball of pink yarnDifferent, kind of nice works>An autographed picture of Rainbow Dash>A dead mouse>A bottle of bleach
>>12727072you're not fooling meyou're not breaking my mind
>>12727076what are those things on her back?
>>12727076that's going on the fridge
>>12727076Awh that's cute
>>12727076I'll keep it next to my computer
>>12727033It was weird. They were all riding on a ride that's mostly ridden by ten-year old kids. The youngest son was maybe fifteen.
>>12727017surebut you need to advertise it better than that
>>12727084you should try giving in just a little bitit feels nice
>>12727084I don't want to break your mind anonthat'd be terrible
>>12727046>Sweetie Belle took her sister's virginity by force
>>12727001I believe a good horror, no matter what medium, is supposed to provide the situation and let you get scared. Things like music, camera effects, character panting, etc I think are cheap. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2092-Amnesia-The-Dark-Descent is something that helps me explain what I am talking about.
>>12727110That's not weird as much as it's extremely sad.What's scary is ponies are quicky becoming 'Geek' chic.Just wait, "I'm such a brony! XD" on Facebook comments...
>>12727118OKStreaming some classic Simpsons if anyone would like to join.http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre
>>12726993Sexual want is just your body taking control and screaming FUCK YOU LOSER AND SPREAD YOUR GENES
>>12726920>>12726895>crappy mustachefuck you guys, that is a sweet mustache, it is just attached to a shitty brony
>multivac pony will never ask you to help her gather data for a meaningful answer
>>12727158o-oh for a second i thought you were jailbait.eh, might join in.
>>12727149I mean just look at hot-topic man!
>>12727149I saw a 6 year old girl wearing a Pinkie Pie shirt at the DMV the other day. The only text on it was LOL in big yellow letters.>my MFW when
>>12727167That is not a sweet mustache.That is the mutton chops of facial hair.A sweet mustache is a handlebar.Something you can see a man wearing and go 'wow, what an interesting cat, I wonder if he has some dames he has to tie to a track today.'
>>12727181>just look at hot-topicI don't want too...Tight pants, Beiber and ponies...
>>12727192>mutton chops of facial hair.now what makes mutton chops bad?
>>12727200exactlyI've seen a buch of chicks on my college campus that clearly don't like the show but were parading around in 20% cooler shirts
>>12727206It's the facial hair equivalent of giving up.>I could shave...>But my arm gets tired that close to my ear...
>>12727149>Just wait, "I'm such a brony! XD" on Facebook comments...The timeframe for that has come and gone two years ago when pony was seeminlgly unstoppable
>>12727164Sexual want only controls you if you let it. Denying yourself satisfaction and feeling guilty over it is only going to cause yourself frustration and anxiety. Which feeling is more controlling? The feeling of want or the feeling of anxiety? I guess that's up to you.
Goodnight, MLPG. May you pony well into the early hours.
>>12727214>clearly don't like the showYou sure about that?
>>12727192>muttonchops>Lemmy will never voice a singing lizard-man villain fueled by the power of ROCK AND ROLL
>>12727222Thanks for reminding me to never use my Facebook.Ever.
>>12727232>Dash will never read you scary stories around a campfire
>>12727232But its just 9 AM Anon.
>>12727214>Not getting some free pussy by showing them your pony collection.Step up son.
>>12727214They can be, and I lift the term from the /jp/, secondary fans, or they can also simply like the cute designs. Really.
>>12727237What I meant by that is I don't think there will ever be a time when people make comments such as that. I didn't mean people were saying it in the manner you were suggesting
>>12727230why is she so hot?
>>12727234This pon was named "ace"Too fitting.
>>12727237I've only ever known one person on Facebook who openly flouts his pony love. Has a vest covered in buttons. Everyone else is rather reserved about that kind of thing. Sports is more their kind of thing. And then there's the guy who "liked" a group that wanted to assassinate Obama but eh.
>>12727258her neon mane
>>12727256Don't get my hopes up.I am sure at some point soon we are going to have 'ironic bronies' doing shit like that on Facebook comments.
>>12727258her desire to be filled with cum
>>12727276The only way I found another person who watched ponies here was to catch him sifting through the blind bags.Kind of the best way to do it... Just catch them with their hand in the cookie jar.
>>12727258>that flashy, spikey mane>those deeply lined eyes>that superior flexibility over her sister
>>12727250>40% bodyfat on my partnot happening
>>12727228Easier said than done. It's like telling someone who's sad to stop being sad. You ever try to tell your boner to go away? I'm sure we've all been in this situation. It's going to take a lot of work to rewire the primal and basic urges. I'm just sick of it. I don't want kids nor a life companion. I would rather not want sex at all. Either that or get a female friend where we can use each other as fuck aids but I've tried that several times and they always get close and want commitment, so now that that's failed many times over I'm going with the reprogramming myself into asexualism route.
>>12727322Well, you can lay down if you get winded...
>>12727311There's an anime club at my university. And I hung out with a bunch of other weaboos beforehand. The pony/anime thing overlaps quite a bit.
>>12727324fucking pony stealing all my heat
>>12727326A pack of ice or simply standing up and doing some basic aerobic movements can kill a boner easily
>>12727337>And I hung out with a bunch of other weaboosNot like you can exactly go further down the totem pole.NERDS!
>>12727319You forgot>that sultry, sexy voice
>>12727319>dem superior blowjob skills despite considerably less enthusiasm to use them
>>12727348But Anon, pony's body temperature is higher than yours. You're stealing hers if anything. In fact, you'll be feeling quite toasty.
>>12727365>Gilda and Dash will never drive by you and your group, roll down the window, and scream "NEEEEEEEEEEEERDS"
>>12727371>amazing skills with her tongue, very vocal too>but would rather have your cock somewhere else
>>12727378fucking hot-ass pony making me sweatdon't they know it's summer
>>12727378i think you underestimate just how hot i run.
>>12727407Jasmine is such a cutie
>>12727409Who gives the sloppiest and slurpiest blowjobs, and in what order: CC, Mrs Cake, Rarity, Celestia, Pinkie, or Harshwhinny?
>>12727393>Going for sushi at the Chinese buffet>That one guy wants to go for Mongolian grill, but fuck that - We Nihon no Meshi now>a car roars past as you all shuffle down the sidewalk>"dweeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeebs!"
>>12727417You underestimate pony. She's even hotter than you. If your hand were to accidentally find its way to her nether regions in your sleep you would pull it back thinking you stuck it in a fire.
>>12727393>while walking past you, Gilda surreptitiously draws the side of her jacket back to reveal the full design on her shirt: I FUCK NERDS
>>12727326If I want my boner to go away I masturbate. Having sex with another is fun and all that but it's not necessary to relieve yourself of that urge. Sure it can be inconvenient if it's in the middle of something but hating yourself for having a boner is pointless. Feeling like it controls you is silly, it would be like being upset you get hungry because a bodily need is controlling you.
>>12727453...I actually do find food to be an annoying chore.
What's it like having a little dick?
>>12727445Pinkie gives the messiest, no contest.It'd be a contest between CC, Celestia and Harshwhinny for longest sustained deep throat.
>>12727467I do too but I don't hate myself for needing to eat.
>>12727446"dweeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeebs!"Fucked it up...
>>12727469deb > RPM
>>12727453I get mad when I masturbate because I can't hold off for longer than 24 hours and I want to experience the joy of a backed-up load again
>>12727452>on the back it says "STRAIGHT A'S ARE KINKY">she's half Revenge of the Nerds' Ogre and half Weird Science's Lisa
>>12727483...I think I'll just end it all now.
>>12727445Derpy's enthusiasm rivals Pinkie's.But she has no idea what she's doing.
>>12727427Still though "aux tism" That's pants on head stupid
>>12727494>she beat up some kid, took his hyperspace hyperwars army and went on to win second in a local tournament
>>12727503THAT'S WHAT I SAID
>>12727481A person has to eat, I don't think a person needs sex.
>>12727508>the reek of old semen is detectable from there
>>12727508Within those walls reside some of the sickest, most deviant people on earth.
>>12727488Have you tried masturbating a whole bunch in one day and then taking a break? Sometimes you get to get something out of your system and hold off longer the next time.
>>12727518>"For the last time, I said she beat me OFF, not up!"
>>12727337What do you even do in an anime club? Sit around and watch animes?
What if pony used magic to prolong your orgasm to ridiculous lengths?
>>12727503It's a joke you lugheads, do you seriously believe they called a pony "aux tism" unironically?
>>12727498I was seriously thinking about that stuff. But I'm scared because it's too new and could have long term effects. I also don't know how much it costs and heard that because it's so "unnatural" your body will go bonkers and even shit liquid all the time.
>>12727522My point isn't that someone needs sex to live, it's that your body does whatever it feels like and you just need to adapt. You shouldn't get mad at yourself for not controlling something that's going to do it's thing regardless.
>>12727544They do the same thing the furry club does.Plan their orgies
>>12727544And awkwardly try to start conversations with fellow club members who are barricaded by their circles of friends.
>>12727534>masturbate like 7 times a day>sleep>wake up and do it againI wish I could stop
>>12727534I just do that everydayIt gets pent up from even going out
>>12727544There's actually two rooms. One has a lineup of currently-airing stuff, and the other is a general hangout room where we dick around, play games and stuff. Some people bring in probably the best goddamn board games I've ever done and we got some good Overlords for "Aye Dark Overlord."
>>12727560>dick is extra sensitive from fapping so much>just makes me want to fap more
>>12727508I would actually live in this house if it was just me and my waifu living there
How do I make my penis bigger?
>>12727534That only works for me because my dick hurts too much to get hard
>>12727564I dont get it
>>12727550It's ironic shitposting essentially.
>>12727577Good luck trying to eat the holographic cookies
>>12727579magicask Grant Morrison on Twitter
>>12727579become a better personpeople don't care about your dick much if you're a good person
>>12727564>Pony is done, the show is over, the show is going back to G3>MLPG holds a special con for all its members who don't want to go on>They're so very tired and can't pony anymore but they need help to quit
>>12727577Same. Though I'm always a bit edgy on staying at places far away from town.
>>12727579by having an erection
>>12727550Saying it's "ironically" doesn't make it better
>>12727545I would probably enjoy that.
>>12727570>>12727560Well have you tried edging? Sometimes keeping yourself on the edge for a long time and backing off is more effective in the long run anyway.
>>12727579Traction and clampingAnd a shitload of dedicationI'm a half an inch bigger thanks to itNot sure how much success you'll have if you're little to begin with though
>>12727545Therefore shorting out your nervous system and killing you. It was a good death though.
>>12727542"Better clench up, Dweeb. You pop before the time limit, and you can kiss your Imperial Juggernaut Troops goodbye."
>>12727471>Pinkie will never tease your asshole with her tail while she sucks your dick
>>12727617I don't have enough time for that
>>12727577>tfw looking at houses and apartments for sale/lease>find one that looks really nice, is cheap, and is close to where you work or plan to work>enter street view and pan around>see shit like this
>>12727628If there's magic involved, science can take a hike
>>12727589>jokes are ironic shitpostingThis is why i'm glad i'm here right now. I remember seeing the most off the wall pictures other forgotten fandoms have drawn and I think "this must be completely serious and not kidding at all" but I see weird things we draw and I can think "oh yeah we were kidding when we drew this, I remember laughing at it when I saw it the first time"
>>12727606>Expect a massive con>Turns out MLPG was only ever you and me
>>12727617Edging is the reason I can only fit in 7I should probably get professional help, it's been a problem for years
>join thread>conversation about best masturbation techniquesI'll just come back later
>>12727640protip: gangbangers pretty much leave white people alone.also why is that gun white.
>>12727555The body is going to do what it's going to do but it's still annoying. The longest I've gone without masturbating was two months during basic training. I did it a few times when in tech school, but the first day of my leave before I went to my base I went to my old apartment and masturbated five times that day. The second I was given an opportunity my body screamed at me. I'm just sick of it from an objective perspective.
>>12727656I like Twily with wingsMeans winghugs with Twily
>>12727656it's actually about stopping masturbation
>>12727656I like to insert things into my penis, how about you?
>>12727606>someone makes some Kool aid for anons to drink
>>12727656I think it just kinda happens at late night. You gotta post around the fap talk.
>>12727669why would you want to stop masturbating?this is the worst place to discuss that
>>12727662it looks like a stainless steel gun in the sunalso do gangbangers really leave white people alone?
>>12727666But her wings are better deep fried
>>12727685because I'm addicted to it and I feel more confident when I take breaks from it
>>12727678it's kind of weird how her face disappears
>>12727692Good, Im hungry
>>12727678What happen to her face on one of the frame?
>>12727690yes, who do you think buys all their cocaine and weed?
>>12727690If you don't look like you have money, and if you don't look like a Latino white.
>>12727685I was just telling people not to hate themselves for wanting to masturbate is all.
>>12727647That is not at all what I was saying. It's just not funny or clever. If you wanted a pun name I bet you could have come up something befitting a bat pony instead of going for the lowest denominator with that name.Irony is cool and all but somethings that are meant to be ironic just aren't funny from the get go
>>12727629>"Aw, lookit that... Looks like you're gonna have to find some new troops for that tourney--">"...Whoa, shit...">"G-goddamn, Dweeb, you're still going??"
>>12727660These silly looking deviceshttp://i.imgur.com/3NzSE0G.jpgThey basically pull on your dick a little for part of the dayOnly really practical if you work from home or are NEET because you won't have enough time otherwiseHanging works on the same principle just with greater forces for less timeHaven't tried it though, looks dangerous
>>12727694>>>/r/nofapserious advice and support. This place is a bunch of enablers
>>12727701>>12727697I don't know, I didn't even notice it when I saved itit goes pretty fast
>>12727694go join these people: http://derpy.me/rNoFap
>>12727690yes. the only people who actively pick fights with blatant non-gangbangers are the white supremacist motherfuckers.
>>12727729We caught it, so it wasn't fast enough. Something is amiss with that pink pony.
You know honestly I didn't masturbate for like a month when I first got into ponies. It was the weirdest thing.
>>12727726>tfw no winghugs from Dash
>>12727746It's a clone. Shoot it.
>>12727746I think you clicked frame by frame, i still don't notice it when it's in motion
>>12727772I saw it while it was loading and now I can't un-see it
>>12727714Saine why are you such a promasturbationist?
>>12727721>"I'm not cleaning that up.">"You better eat your veggies and learn how to aim because next time I want all that in my fuckin' mouth."
how will ponyville deal with a serial horse slapper?
>>12727758Ponies never gave me the limpdickKS did though
>>12727789>All I long to be erased, you have forgivenWhat the fuck is this hippie New Age grammar shit
>>12727758I honestly masturbated even more often
>>12727758It happened to ALOT of people no one knows why it happens
>tfw you stumble on a cache of Girl Scout Cookies you forgot you hid
>>12727793Dash would be too tsundere to do anything.
>>12727830bitch they better be thin mints
>>12727784Because Masturbation is healthy in moderation and people shouldn't be ashamed of their sexuality. People should be open to the experiences they enjoy and learn about their bodies.
>>12727784Why is anyone a pro anything
pony is so excited to see you!pony wants to ask if youcan introduce pony to mister rogers
>>12727758>>12727825I think it's because it takes your mind off of it. Something more important than spreading your seed.
>>12727845but he is dead
>>12727758i always masturbated a lot. i don't think ponies had any impact on the frequency, just on the subject matter.
>>12727810>hanako>not Rintop pleb
>>12727758>>12727825we redirected all of our virgin power to our enjoyment of the showwhich in turn granted us moreand then we went back to fapping
>>12727758I think its people finding the ponies hot but not wanting to fap to them, but not wanting to fap to humans any more eitherOf course, its impossible to prove, but it never happened to me and/because I never bothered resiting pony sexiness
>>12727813No idea, I only care about the wings, not the text
>>12727845He's a lovely neigh-bor. Of course I would!
>>12727845he's dead but I'm pretty sure I can find an archive of his show
>>12727852Rin a shitbut I wanted her to be happy anyway and her bad ending wrecked me emotionally
>>12727840I wish I could have a girl to enjoy and learn about the experience.
>>12727758>>12727823for me it ebbed down a little for a few weeks and then there was a huge sudden spike and i jacked off to pon all the time
>>12727868Isn't it kind of dumb that the happiness of these characters hinges entirely on a single individual and that whichever way you turn, you'll be letting all but one down?
>>12727874You'll probably be reborn as a woman in your next life.
>>12727823why are you doing thisi really dont want to go dig out my trip>>12727758i didnt for 2 monthsrarity broke me
>>12727887I thought that was a penis in the thumbnail
am i banned
>>12727890>isn't it kind of dumbwelcome to Japan.
>>12727890Nah, that's what happens when you become good friends/lovers with someone
>>12727830>"Another happy customer!"
>>12727078>A dead mousea gift from opal! man, great detail in that comic
>>12727832Don't be silly, anon. She is surprisingly affectionate.
>>12727855>I think its people finding the ponies hot but not wanting to fap to themNope
>>12727902what did you get banned for?
>>12727899I didnt save that one
>>12727914Oh, that makes more senseI thought it was from Sweetie
>>12727913Good job scouts!
>>12727928If it was from Sweetie, it would have vanished along with her.
>>12727892At first, ponies didn't give me boners. Then they did. A fapfic of darf's broke me. Now I want to write it. Where did I go wrong?
>>12727931Now to earn your Backdoor Badge
>>12727931I love the idea of AJ as a scoutmaster
>>12727924Why do the Russians like and draw Dash so much? I mean it's great, but why.
>>12727855But I'm a Furry.Though I still never really fap to ponies. I like porn art and stuff but they don't really do it for me.
>>12727892I haven't jacked off to pony porn at all. I've looked at R34 images before just to view em for art. Still disgusted by a majority of pony smut images though.
>>12727890Roads not taken.
>>12727952Because Dash is hot
>>12727944I was balls deep in pony porn since the first piece of 34 came out.
>>12727952Because Russians are just out to steal your blue ponies.
>>12727956It's pretty rare for me to find ponies attractive. I like the anthro and humanized stuff a lot better.I miss following the furry fandom instead of this one, this one sucks
>>12727972But that's MY blue pony.
>>12727956Please don't be an obnoxious furry. I've only met one in my life that was cool enough to be a friend, and that's just because he doesn't shove it around.
>>12727982Scootaloo that's not what I meant
>>12727980>liking a fandom
>>12727944that feeldarf fic too stronk>>12727961there's still hope for youcan i really even call myself a normalfag anymore?
>>12727956yup, same hereLove pony porn. Drawn lots of it. Never fapped to any of it.
>>12727977>tfw apple hats us and is ded because he now avoids MLPG and changed his name to sunibee
>>12727928I thought it was too.
>>12727980>>12727985I don't intend to be obnoxious in any sense. I don't throw my bullshit in other's faces for the same reason I don't go on and on about ponies to my friends who don't like them. There's no reason to wave stuff in the face of those who don't like it.
>>12727931Yea, wut eva lady
>>12727910>>12727962It just seems silly that these characters are unable to find happiness on their own.Do you really want to be with that kind of person?Makes you think about the one you do end up with, really.
>>12727993and you're posting the worst ponywhy do you hat us so
>>12727997not that kind
>>12728017The characters are plenty happy. They just had problems that made them unhappy sometimes that you fix.
my dream is always full of feels and nostalgia
>>12728031ah ecmajor, the fine line between marshmallow pone and bestiality
>>12728031what cutel little wings
>>12727983That dress is too revealing. Rarity strikes me as a lady that would use far less suggestive clothing for any occasion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLA0vB9LCTMDo you ever get used to it?
>>12727977hey twilightI can see both of your cutie marks!
>>12727952Russians escape their terrible grey world by waifuing rainbow pony.
>>12727993No wake upI love your ponies
>>12728017First of all, they are still in school so they haven't really grown up yet. Secondarily, the path you pick may end on a happy note but a real relationship is hard and has a shit ton of ups and downs. It just ends before it gets real.
>>12727078it's not bleach, it's a bottle of alcohol
>>12728054Dash, stop eyeing the Stratosphere.
>>12728050>Rarity strikes me as a lady that would use far less suggestive clothing
I don't think there's much going on in the furry fandom anymore. There's still guys reneging on commissions, and there's still guys doing stupid shit, but that's all "that old thing" now.
>>12727998>>12728015Aren't you guys sort of afraid about putting on your name and talking about stuff this personal?
>>12728031I love the way ecmajor draws everything but poniesI don't mind his ponies but they are kinda off All that tack looks amazing
>>12728076>short skirts and tube tops in winter
>>12728054You mean like...the rest of us?
>>12728082Didn't that fandom start in the late seventies?
>>12728073In a white opaque bottle?
>>12728088>Winter>Short skirts and extremely tight turtle necks
>>12728082Its not even a fandomWhat are they fans of?their broken self image?
>>12728096Could have been vodka...
>>12728064>Katawa Shoujo 2: Katawa MamaA life simulation involving time management and home economics while dealing with the stress of child-rearing and adapting to the challenges of your wife's disabilities. Depending on which girl you picked, certain chores and tasks may be more challenging for her.
>>12728082It's just as big as it ever was. Cons that are growing each year, artists making tens of thousands of furrybux, etc.They're just not in the spotlight anymore, so they've stopped defending themselves so much.
>>12728075I think she's actually eying this.
>>12727983>A can>At the table
>>12728100>sweater dresses and thigh-high stockings
>>12728086Sort of, but I just assume everyone's going to find out I'm a furry eventually anyway if I want to get known at all. If it's bothering you I could stop.
>>12728076She wants the word to revel in her craftsmanship and beauty, not her sluttiness
>>12728102Fans of anthropomorphic entertainment
>>12728113For all the glitz and glamour, high-class restaurants don't carry gourmet sodas.
>>12728094it's probably older than that, but I guess that depends on how technical a person is being. the Egyptians were obviously into itthe only bit of the furry thing that's relevant is their shit entrance to the world wide web / their demands for legitimacy. which, hey, that sounds familiar
>>12728111buildings are not for sexualjust call in /tg/, they figured out the logistics of making a sybian for the fifty-foot woman
>>12728128I'm pretty sure they carry glasses
>>12728082It's not that they're gone, it's that the whole "yiff in hell furfags" faggotry has gotten old.
Post Candy Ass
>>12728125Like My Little Pony?
>>12728103That's just what Fluttershy would tell her it is.I still want to think it's bleach, because she probably goes through a bit of that to keep her off white appearance from slipping grayer.
>>12728051at least he's displaying trigger discipline
>>12728110>They're just not in the spotlight anymoreman, that's what it's all about. it's not a way of life. it's just a thing a person is into. but I won't go as far to say shut the fuck up about it. a person is entitled (ugh) to talk with some enthusiasm about the things they likebut I guess you kind ofhave to say shut the fuck up to these people because they don't posses the ability to figure out how to have a conversation
>>12728125It's not even about that Disney animated shit anymore though.Its like MLP if it was all OC's and no show.
>>12728086i don't really care muchmost of this thread is filled with people like me anyway.
>>12728118It doesn't bother me any, but I know somebody is going to use it as an excuse to hate and be a shitlord about it. I don't want people to leave due to hateanons again. It kills MLPG.
>>12728171There's a show?
>>12728131>their demands for legitimacy. which, hey, that sounds familiarRemember how back in 2011 how people actively tried steering things away from going down that route
I don't think diamond butt is a whoreBut that's my opinion
>>12728150>cat shit one.jpg
Thanks for coming out to the stream. Expect more streaming in the coming days. I've got the bandwidth, might as well put it to use.
>>12728170Vocal minority, anon.
>>12728154No, Sims is an exercise in mental retardation.
>>12728102>What are they fans of?animal people
>>12728183What's a show
>>12728185She isn'tShe's a slutWhores get paid
>>12728185I agree. I think that she is even saving herself for the right one.
>>12728171>The show will end and all we'll be talking about is fan content.>It's eventually all about OCs because nobody wants to disturb canon and people complain those characters are used too much
>>12728204I think so, too, but there were a lot of right ones.
>>12728171It was never just about Disney animated shit, it's about enjoying anthropomorphic thingsmost won't say that like 75% of anthropomorphic entertainment enjoyed by furries is porn though
>>12728185I sort of dislike that "Rarity is a slut" thing but I don't ever care enough to argue about it.
>>12728174But we don't have freaky thumbs
>>12728171>anymoreit never was
>>12728220I think it's funny so I say it sometimesI also say it because people insult my favorite pony all the time and everybody needs to feel that
You guys do know that anthropomorphism is just giving human qualities to things that aren't human, right? You could use that as a way of saying the Transformers are furries.
>>12728185She is a pretty pony. There nothing more to say about that.
>>12728237So what is the porn of that called then
>>12728195>MLPG late night>not a dozen guys masturbating
>>12728237But they're not furry.
>>12728231I'm sorry I couldn't resist
>>12728183There's these guys in the Philippines making a bunch of short cartoons. A lot of them are hit or miss. Voice acting is pretty good, but they get pretty white girls to do those.
>>12728254Neither are dragons/lizards, but they are still furry.
>>12728251>not feel nightI prefer those rather than that. I guess I have to blame braeburned for bringing his league of gayfags into this thread.
>>12728235Is it fluttershy?
>talk of furries in relation to ponies>tfw the thing to break you and admit it were diamond dogs
>>12728270Pretty sure those were already here before he joined but his presence definitely made them more obnoxious for some reason.
>>12728268>that one person who always has to bring up ships
>>12728270I miss feely night threads. It feels like they died so long ago.
>>12728268But I did not post any shipping in that image.This, however, is.
>>12728270I could be your feelfic tonight...
>>12728237someone that finds transformers sexually attractive would be in a similar boat to someone who finds fox Robinhood attractiveThere's obviously differences and they probably wouldn't be in the "furry" fandom, but its similar on a basic level
>>12728277DIAMOND DOGS, DIAMOND DOGSLivin' underground in a world of thunder!DIAMOND DOGS, DIAMOND DOGSDo you think we care 'bout the pain you're under?
>>12728286what, I can't help itspikity is adorable
>>12728287I miss talking about waifus and living in Equestria and that kinda thing all the timeI also miss seeing tons and tons of ERP every threadnow it's justinane chatter
>>12728283It really did.
>>12728300The conversation wasnt even about shipping
>>12728307>I also miss seeing tons and tons of ERP every thread
>>12728277Fuck I love diamond dogsdogs are usually such shit anthros, but something about diamond dogs really appeals to me
>>12728318It was better than people endlessly falling for the same obvious bait
>>12728314well, your face
>>12728270Brae may or may not have started it, but I miss non-gay night threads.It's all Big Mac and Braeburn and whatever stallion fucking each other, there are female ponies on the show you realize.
>>12728327Guess I should have chosen another pic
>>12728283There are many types of posters here but they tend to keep that shit to themselves and talk about ponies. Then braeburned came along and and lo and behold, they talk about fucking gay shit every night thread. Some even brought it day thread and help ruin that too.>>12728327And they usually keep those ERP in dead horse rather than forcing it in the normal thread.
>>12728277i had like a straight week with thati blame LK
So considering we are talking about this anyway, I want to ask a question. If you could have any fap fic written, what would it be? Give a few sentences with characters, setting, fetishes, etc.
>>12728327krauttexsbdepressionfeministsMLPG is bronies8"BCS
>>12728320I was looking for that Rarity at Diamond Dog con picture but I couldn't find it. So have this.
>>12728345I'd have a feel fic written instead.
Post them waifusBut you have to explain why you waifuShe seems like the most chill pony when you get to know her
>>12728341Oh, hahSilly condescending looking Twilight
>>12728345Octavia cum inflation
>>12728305NoI always liked the idea of female ones moreLK and Klondike only made it worse
>>12728351Those arms are just too small, despite being a cute image of Saffron.
>>12728369The males have big upper bodiesThe females have big lower bodies
>>12728351IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD argh>>12728369excactly
>>12728339The mares are dating each other.The stallions have to get some action too.
>>12728364because she likes humans and i am a humanalso mint
>>12728346What I hate is that people who love to hate ironically and start shit. It kills the general's current discussions, makes contributors leave, and can prevent people from coming in. It does nothing but destroy, but I guess that sacrifice is important so some guys can get their jollies off.
In honor of mewball let's all post our hands.
>>12728364 I think she's really cute and I wish I could be as carefree as her.
>>12728393I was confused by that one anon who had a legit fetish for hands.
>>12728386Did Hoppip ever sell that darn thing? That's a piece of fandom/internet legend.
>>12728386Mewball I love your ponies but that's a stupid reason
>>12728345Would probably be super boring for most people in here since it'd be super vanilla.A lot of wing stuff would be nice though
>>12728363This sounds good. As long as it ends on a sad and bitter note. I'd also accept sobering and thoughtful
>>12728379Does it have to be every night for next 3 and a half thousand years?I remember I tried to start/continue some Sweetie Belle Oppai lovins and there was just one guy:>blowjobs are icky>boobs are gross>where's the dickI bet no one even capped it, it's just lost.
>>12728398He was nice
>>12728364>explaining why she's your waifuBut that's not how waifus work. They just become your waifu. I could come up with a bunch of reasons why I like her, but that's not why she became my waifu int he first place.
>>12728346I want old Kraut back
>>12728386We are all humans, mewball. There need to be another reason as to why she would like you.>>12728414Don't you have some fetish thread to go to?
>>12728345You fuck up while helping Trixie perform a trick on stage. She apologizes to the crowd and sends you backstage for the remainder of the show. You watch from the side, cue description of watching her curvy body, in a revealing over-the-top outfit, glisten with sweat under the perfect lighting. After the show, maybe in her trailer, maybe right behind the curtain, she punishes you by forcing you to take her stuffy boots off and lick and sniff her awful-smelling feet. Several more stuff like that like forcing you to breathe in the scent of her armpits, forcing you to eat her out through her sweaty bush, etc. The story finishes with her leaving you rock-hard with nothing but her smelly stockings to help you get off.
>>12728355It's cute as hell and I've never seen it. Thanks.
>>12728418You make the conscious choice to make them your waifu though
>>12728124>Slut wants the word to revel in her craftsmanship and beauty, not her sluttinessAlrightsure
>>12728364because she's a creative type, and she's got a strong and refined personalityalso her bed scene in suited for success was the first time I got a boner watching the show. Her voice slays me, man.
>>12728421I want old TAW backhe wrote hot things and took a lot of requests
>>12728429No, I'm pretty sure I didn't.
>>12728423You want me to draw you something or are you just gonna bitch?
I like it when we are able to discuss non-pony related things without some sperglord shitting the place up.
>>12728364she's cute, pretty, has a beautiful voice, and is full of energyt-that's all I know about herit hurts...
>>12728407You can use the archive and get it.I was the guy who was replying as the Anon who kept getting himself in a booby situation.Hi.
>>12728425>>12728425alright, that just jumpstarted me, thanks for that
>>12728436Nigga I'm not gonna have this argumentWho's your waifu and why do you like her
>>12728437You should always be drawing something.
>>12728437Please stop responding to every bait, AppleDan. You aren't doing yourself a favor with that.
>>12728421>>12728433There is many that I want back, but the lack of janitor during fall of 2012 practically made the general shit.
>>12728447How are your hands
>>12728407Were you the guy who needed a cover pic for Fimfiction? I forget if you requested any specific details
>>12728447I should probably be doing just that.
>>12728438I always talk about whatever I like.Ignoring the sperglords is the trick to enjoying MLPG.
>MLPG will never be the same again
>>12728437You could just take some drawing request as anon and posted the image with your name rather than posting your name in every god damn shit.
>>12728447You better not be getting arthritis man, get it check out before your hands end up like my leg.>>12728448>>12728443Hi
>>12728399it sold for ~$700>>12728402>>12728423okay fine the real reason is because she's prettybut the problem with that is because there are lots of other pretty ponies...>>12728440this nigga gets it
>They're making a third "Expendables" movie>This one has Mel Gibson as the bad guy
>>12728421He was okay for a while, did two requests daily and then he fell right back.He seems to start developing a weird paranoia.
>>12728459But when that topic became overwhelm or it was intended to stop any topics about ponies, then it became a problem.
>>12728463I'm not gonna trick someone into thinking im some really skilled dude, get a bunch of requests, and then sadden everyone by drawing them all under their expectations.
>>12728464>tfw I did a back and forth with oppai loli Sweetie with AppleDanTime to shower with bleach.
Okay guysI'm going to try to draw a pony, which pony should I draw?May or may not post results
>>12728452Fine enough to draw again.
>>12728483Nah, I just hide those poststhe wonders that recursive filtering can accomplish
>>12728471Prepare for more generic action/shooting scenes strung together by a series of pants-on-head retarded plot twists and shitty Chuck Norris jokes.
>>12728495Fluttershy.If you post your pony, I'll draw one and post mine.
>>12728446She has a calm, loving personality. I can't picture her nagging about insignificant stuff, living with her must be really enjoyable.
>>12728456It was me. Is that you MSoB?
>>12728447About your hands, wiggle each finger on your hand using your other hand fourth. If you feel a sharp pain from that you probably have CT. If not, it's probably a repetitive strain injury and will go away after some rest.
>>12728498That's goodYou should still see someone about it though
>>12728471They should have him yell "I had to give up my LAKERS tickets!" at one point.
>>12728495>May or may not post resultsJalm pls
>>12728484That is a stupid reason for such action.>>12728495Draw best pony.
>>12728484Most people like getting their request filled regardless of who they are.
>>12728495>May or may not post results>May or may>maymay
>>12728503>Prepare for more generic action/shooting scenes strung together by a series of pants-on-head retarded plot twists and shitty Chuck Norris jokes.I'm sold.
>>12728517>>12728519Thank you for concern, but let's continue with the pony.
>>12728503Wish more movies had realistic shooting scenes with shit like trigger discipline, watching your muzzle, stacking up, covering fire, all that jazzLike The Way of the Gun
Man, MLPG is really chill right now. Usually people get mad because it's not "on topic". I've always thought of MLPG as just a hang out place where ponies is just a common interest.
>>12728495>>12728513I'll post mine too. I need the practice
Okay the vote came to 2nd hardest pone to draw imo>>12728536I will cut you
>>12728558Those itchy bitsy can't help you escape, Applebloom.
>post ass on /soc/>someone thinks I'm a grill
>>12728469>this nigga gets itof course I domaybe we'll at least get something in the comics, something "semi-canon" to hold onto
>>12728485Oh come on, it wasnt that bad.>>12728530>>12728534I just want people to be happy, like to just be able to induce happiness in others when they see my work.
>>12728565It's the way it should be, and the way night threads used to bebefore people who've never seen a general before started pouring in and backseat moderating
>>12728573Well now you've gotta link to your ass
>>12728515Who the hell else would be drawing it
>>12728573>post my ass hereNever again
>>12728345Set right after Chrysalis gets beat and all the changelings all sent flying, the guards are rounding up everyone who was capturedOne mare, shaken from her experience at the hands of the drones is nervous and hides from them, spending a few hours evading capture inside Canterlot Castle. As she dodges inattentive guards she starts to feel a strange warmth followed by lightheadedness and as she starts to lose her facilities she manages to stumble into a storage closet and shut the door before collapsing in lust. The changelings corrupted/impregnated her while she was captured and its starting to work. While the eggs grow in her womb she masturbates furiously but something is missing, she's unable to orgasm. The feeling gets more and more intense until she's completely lost to it, her eyes starting to take on a blue sheen when a lone guard opens the door and freezes in shock. She immediately grabs him and pulls him into the cramped space, closing the door behind them. The concentrated smell of her arousal is too much for him to ignore and she rides him violently, leaning over her rounded stomach to force her mouth against his and flow her aphrodisiac saliva down his throat. He cums quickly, fertilizing her load of eggs as she finally achieves orgasm.Then she grows an ovipositor and fucks him in the ass
>>12728578And MLPG is so hateful that many contributors rather not spend their time on doing something for free just to have it shat on.
>>12728597Those are the weak ones who do not love the craft for itselfWe shall see how he fares
>>12728598Porbably not. He hasn't hogged the thread as a personal blog yet or plugged any of his shit and derailed the thread into gayfag shit.
>>12728598Nope just an anon
>>12728593trapanon pls cam again
>>12728581>implyingThe archives speaks otherwise, anon.
>>12728603It's almost always his fans who do that shit.
>>12728586I don't think MLPG wants to see my ass though.
>>12728608Threads were NOT as bad as they were a few months ago ever. I've archive dived and come to that conclusion. They've gotten much better recently.
>>12728615I'm a part of MLPG and I want to see your butt
>>12728601i assume you don't draw.there's a difference between making things for the craft or for yourself and giving it to people just so the very people who asked for it tell you to go fuck yourself.
>>12728615I do, for scientific purposes
>>12728345More people should reply to this, I love reading about peoples' fetishes
>>12728615I do, for masturbation purposes.
>>12728578>I just want people to be happyThey would be happy if you actually draw for them. Better that than none. But using you name for posting crappy comments like fetish is fucking unacceptable.>>12728601Oh fuck off. You are the type of poster that would say that kind of shit and make it a reason to shit post them just because.
>>12728615I want to see it too, but wait until the horse dies.
>>12728621Here is their butt, anon.
>>12728635That is a cute Dash butt.
>>12728635That is a nice speedy butt right there.
Person who can't draw and uses MS Paint here taking requests
>>12728647It's an okay butt. Kinda blurry, though.
>>12728590Sorry bro. Like I said earlier, I'm bad at requesting drawings. What I'm thinking is Sweetie hugging Anon all adorable like. As for the status of the story, I've got some situations done, a beginning, and a reason why Anon is watching over Sweetie, but I'm having trouble doing a realistic progression of trust. My first idea is that Rarity sort of just dumps her on Anon and he has to learn about watching a kid and shenanigans happens, but how long would it take before Sweetie gets all adorable little sister like on him? I could just say the trust is already there, but that could be a boring way. Open to ideas.I also have an idea for a name, Growing Pains.
>>12728652>>12728653>>12728647Yeah, keep that shit on /soc/.
>>12728651Draw Scootaloo wearing a hat>>12728647You kind of do have a girly ass. I approve.
>>12728647I can tell that's a man butt
So is it true mewball has weird thumbs?
>>12728626Do you have a fetish fetish? I like it when people get aroused.
>>12728663no, but it's true that the thread got /soc/ked
Yeah I'm just going to keep this fluttershy to myselfI need to work on the bodies more
>>12728669I think I might have a fetish fetish. Hearing about people getting off does get me hot. hearing about people getting off to people getting off is the best
>>12728679That's pretty meta
>>12728652Sorry, it's getting late and I don't want to shit up the horse anymore. Goodnight, MLPG.>>12728653>>12728659T-thanks
>>12728677Come on, Jalm, post it and get some critique
>>12728677Just post it faggot, you're anon and the worst you're gonna get is "its shit"You're probably gonna get help on it because Tex is here
>>12728690I like it when I get some kind of response. I'd rather get "It's shit" than absolutely nothing.
>>12728690>implying he won't say "it's shit" himself
>>12728677Get out of that mindset. You're a beginning artist. You'll get better over time.
>>12728677Post it mang. We've all been there.
>>12728689I'm not Jalm>>12728690>>>12728700>>12728702Well I don't doubt that, I know what I have to work on
>>12728697>tfw i only get ignored or shitposts against me personally and not the drawing
>>12728663Mewball is all thumbs.
>>12728708just poooost itthe only thing stopping me from posting my practice works is because nobody else does
>>12728686I'm so meta, even this acronym
>>12728708Do it you sillygooseIt's not like the world will end or anything
>>12728715>every artist redlines the drawing>some of them jokingly>SB does a decent and serious one>not included in the capYou gotta love the constant passive aggressiveness in this thread.
>>12728733Kraut please leave
>>12728708I'd never call someone's work 'shit', but I don't think I'm a good candidate for critique. It'll help you in the long run if you just ask for help.
>>12728733It's pretty big to begin with. I'm sure the dude appreciated it never the less.
>>12728715That night was magical, I hope everyone gets one of these one day.
>>12728745I'm not Kraut, but thanks for proving my point.
For fucks sake fineGive me a second
>>12728747For me I'm okay with my stuff being garbage as long as I know how to improve and people are up front with me.
>>12728763it's been like 30 seconds anon shake a leg
>>12728753Shit, even I redlined for you oncelucky fucker
>>12728677>Octavia coming home after five shows and a concert and just wanting to have something to eat, a bath, and a few hours' sleep.
>>12728745Why do you hate Kraut? I mean legit, I'm tired of people slinging empty insults.
>>12728733SB's art is like Ross's.It's nic and all, but no something you want being used as a critique.Or taken seriously.
>>12728755>still remember all his anatomy studies>he went through all of that just to draw obese or weirdly proportioned characters all the time
>>12728747Hey Tex, if there's on critique I have of your art overall, I feel like it is very stiff. There's not a whole lot of action or motion in your draiwngs. That's not 'bad' per se but I think it is kind of boring. you should try drawing an active scene
oh godwhat am I doingIt's not done yet shut up go away
>>12728659Scootaloo wearing a hat, BAM
>>12728791OMG IT'S FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELF!
>>12728763Shit thumb 4/10. Drawings okay though, but unfinished and get a scanner.
>>12728791IT'S A NICE START AND I CANT WAIT FOR THE FINISHED PRODUCTYOU'RE A NICE PERSON
>>12728786Look for it in the archives if you want, it was perfectly fine.
>>12728795I like it! She looks so happy.
>>12728791Did you look over the sub's /art/ sticky? Tons of good stuff and even books to use.http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>>12728791I think we have very little to go on here. Just keep drawing!
>>12728789I have a poor grasp on anatomy and that's what I try to focus on, leading to stiff pictures. I just need to teach myself one of these days.
>>12728791i can determine at this point that you don't have talent, and should not attempt any further artoh well, better to find out sooner rather than later, this saves you a lot of time you would have wasted attempting to improve
>>12728795I hate MSPaint's Fill tool.It used to be so cool, but now it's too good to actually fill the whole damn thing in
>>12728791I think you should draw a little bigger, since small scribbles can get more annoying to fix and correct than larger ones.Keep at it, though.
>>12728785Not him, but the only thing Kraut has done recently in this thread is talk about how everyone hates him and how he's not appreciated, which is both not true - well, partly true by now because it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. I don't have any problem with Kraut, just with that specific behavior.
>>12728821I am going to kill you Bugs.
>>12728785People noticed that he's an easy target, shitposted about him enough to change the opinions of more moronic posters and led new kids who tried to fit in into believing that it is cool to hate him.
MLPG seems boring. At least it's free of shitposting right now.
>>12728821What about this skill?
>>12728791We all started somewhere brah
>>12728789>>12728820I've heard that "stiffness" is just a phase when people are learning art and goes away when people get better.
>>12728844wwalks into thread
>>12728847most talented mlpg poster, no need to draw anymore, you're already the best artist here, congrats
>>12728791I think you've got what it takes to rival the likes of GG
>>12728807>get a scannerI have one of those but I have yet to even open it out of the boxI dont even remember why I got it>>12728821Thanks for telling me what I already know
>>12728830It still works the same way it always did, it's just that the paint tool gives you compression.If you use the pencil tool with a bigger ''brush'', it will function the same as the old paint+bucket tool
>>12728851Bottom left looks like pooh bear with big ears.
>>12728843This is the worst kind of reason. I don't hate a lot of things, but people "trolling" and being ignorant by just following are easily some of them.
>>12728837Yeah. It's ironic that thinking that everyone hates him when it wasn't true actually caused exactly that to happen.
>>12728858I wouldn't want to do that, GG is cool and his ponies are cute
>>12728791The snout's too small, the ear's too elfish, and the legs are too shortbetter than my first attempts at pony
>irish-american descendants who still call themselves irish and act extremely proud for it
>>12728863WE ALL STARTED SOMEWHEREBRAH
>>12728844what will make it exciting? fetishes?we could do fetishes
>>12728882That brought a smile to my face. Thank you.
>>12728847The minimalist inspiration is complimented well by the hints of cubism/abstractionism. the artist is clearly a master of line weight, leading to a fully realized representation of the subject's shape despite the omission of shading and color. truly a masterwork. sell prints.
Let's all post our first ponies!
>>12728884>blonde and blue-eyed native americansWhat's so offensive about "injun" anyway?
>>12728884>Dropkick Murphys comes on as soon as I see thisIt was fate I tell you
>>127288614chan in general does a lot of trial by fire and ironic hate. Don't take it seriously and don't stop trying. Fall down seven, get up eight.
>>12728895it's a fucking bouncehouse
>>12728787Well, some people learn to draw and paint just to draw porn of their waifus
>>12728851This.Don't worry how your initial drawings look like and just have fun.
>>12728882Here's my first attempt at pony.
>>12728861>my "criticism" was the only one you responded toI hope you know it was completely in jest anon, listen to the other nice people and keep drawing. Get yourself an art buddy if you can, I bet any of the artists here would be happy to look at your stuff as you grow and help you along.
>>12728918That is a good drawing of a very ugly pony.
>>12728895It's a bouncycastle
>>12728868Someone should do this with Marker.
>>12728884I've noticed this a lot with Americans, why do they do this?Not just people with Irish heritage, but a lot of others do it too.
>>12728913It's not always a fucking house.
FUCK OFF BRONY FAGGOTI've been shitposting here since 2010, I earned some respect.
>>12728914Yeah, I just personally think it's sad because it looked like he was going to make it - and then he took like a hundred steps back and started drawing stuff which is WAY below what he could do and thus stopped improving completely.
>>12728934Even when it's a goddamned castle it's called a bouncehouse
>>12728895>Not springkussen>not speaking a superiour language
>>12728929I think they just find calling themselves American to be boring so to be a special snowflake they dig into their ancestory and start to call themselves Irish or Scottish or Greek instead.
>>12728942Then it would be bouncecastle, retard.
>>12728929Everybody wants to feel special, so they dig up some very distant relative that's from a cool-sounding nation and they just call them that.
>>12728941Isn't he still going to art school? He probably just does this shit for fun now because he spends his serious art time doing serious art stuff.
>>12728891>It was all done with a mouse.
So...any interesting news?
>>12728923D-do you like my second attempt?
>>12728892ok hold on>>12728922I rival fluffle when it comes to certain social anxieties, so it's hard to tell when I'm stressing out
>>12728929Because being white is boring, apparently.
>>12728958I'm not entirely sure, but I think he either sucks at stuying art or is in a scam school.
>>12728928That sounds pretty cute, What would it say on the banner?
>>12728954No, retard, it's still called a bouncehousebecause a house is a building built for habitation, which means a castle aswell
>>12728884I thought we just called ourselves 'alcoholics'.
>>12728969>I rival fluffle when it comes to certain social anxieties, so it's hard to tell when I'm stressing outhonestly this is a better reason to avoid art than any perceived lack of skill, you've seen what happens to neurotic artfags time and time again, and god knows we don't need another drama machine around here.no offense or discouragement meant or anything, it just might not be the best for your personal mental well-being.
>>12728980>Peer pressure is good.Although it could be open to edits if you make a blank version.
>>12728980>>12728988I just realized you might be a smartass and actually have the banner say "Same thing."Have it say "PEER PRESSURE IS GOOD!"
>>12728992>god knows we don't need another drama machine around hereI hate drama so really I'd just take any attacks on myself by just playing vydia and tying to do betterMost of my friends hate me actually so I'm used to it
>>12728980>Peer pressure is boop
>>12728992I think the best way is to conquer those anxieties by putting yourself out there and testing yourself by doing some sort of discipline, like art.
>>12729010>Boop pressure is good.
>>12729005>Most of my friends hate me actually so I'm used to itchrist man, what are you trying to do to yourself, get on meds
>>12728581>the way night threads used to beyou mean before school let out for the summer, or do you mean it more like shit used to be better back in my day
>>12728892>gorrilian days later>totally not a traceover
>>12728980Family Love MLPG
>>12729021>still thinking summerfags are a thing instead of all of 4chan going spontaneously retarded because of ghostsanyone have the cap of moot saying that traffic doesn't increase during the summer?
>>12728969>>12729005You need a name.We'll just call you Tofu 2.0
>>12729005>Most of my friends hate me actually so I'm used to itJust speaking from experience, it's just destructive in the long run if you hang out with people who hate you, friends or not.
>>12728929It is good line pony. You should make more ponies with more poses.
>>12729016>get on medsTrying not to be /soc/ here but I'd rather not meds to be content, it will come one day
>>12729027>>12728980Anything from Arrested Development.
>>12729030No, I don't want a name. I've been down that route before and I don't want that again
>>12729027Tulpa General: Not 'Imaginary Friends' MLPG, Tulpas. Imaginary Friends are something a whore imagines for sex.
>>12729026Gotta start somewhere. Imitation is a good way to.
MSoB please respond.
>>12729028oh, ghosts, right. I should have known
>>12728655Hugs are good.I think the progression of trust should start on begrudging obligation and grow with Sweetie's neediness, especially since she doesn't have Rarity around to take care of her and she obviously needs to latch on to an older caretaker figure.
>>12729055it's a metaphor
I might get around to it tomorrow night. It's late so I don't want to do it right now. I have another request to do but his shouldn't take too long.
>>12729027Alliance of BroniesWe Demand To Be Taken Seriously
>>12729059I haven't seen the guy that posted this since the beginning of the hiatusit makes me sad
>>12729062yeah metaphor ghosts can be pretty annoying. they're at least nothing like simile ghosts
>>12729059still 105 days
>you will never be raped by a sex demon
>>12729072did he killed him self
>>12729074yeah, fuck simile ghosts
>>12729077we're almost out of three digits!CELEBRATE
>>12728777>Going about your day as quietly as possible so as not to disturb her>occasionally peeking in to her room to check up on her>saving her some of whatever you make for dinner
Here ya go, one Flutterbutt.How does she look?
>>12729092>you look up and suddenly she's in the doorway>she says in the most tired, breathless voice, "Fuck me."
>>12729094Is that a clown nose
>>12729094Only thing that throws me off is the nose.
>>12729092what the fuck kind of green text is this>you separate your recyclables from your waste>you donate five percent of your income to charity>you have a loving wife with whom you occasionally do normal activities with
>>12729094That's a Flutterface, not a Flutterbutt.
>>12728777>DJ Acid coming home after five shows and a concert and just wanting to eat, have you lick her clean, and spend a few hours sleeping with her dick in you
>>12729094Not too badLike the eyes
>>12729094>Appledan is gitting gudShit I have to start contributing
>>12729102>not dreaming of having a nice life with your loving waifu
What's the worst thing to happen at a brony con?Any rape or stalking alligations?
>>12729094I like it
>>12729102One formulated solely to annoy you.
>>12729058This is the first thing I thought of.But yeah, Sweetie is starving for attention, but she needs it from someone she cares about. Gotta somehow make the bond between them special.
>>12729123Human sacrifice, but to be fair it was a willing virgin sacrifice
>>12729092>Stopping Vinyl from putting her hoof in a bowl of warm water or blasting an air-horn over her head
I'm really fucking hungry.The last meal I had was at about 11:30 AM yesterday, and the only thing I've had since is a leftover rice krispy treat at around midnight, and now it's almost 5:30 AM.Maybe if we post some food it will motivate me enough to go toast a bagel or something.
Is todat Satyrday?
>>12729131>Blog status updated>Posted to My Little Pony General
>>12729102>you get home from work, do the dishes, and sit on the couch until she gets home>she cooks dinner and you eat without talking much besides discussing bills and TV commercials>both of you sit and watch TV together, maybe put on a movie if nothing good is on>go to bed>have wild sleep