Sleepyhead editionOld awake horse: >>12694521
>>12700358Something tells me that's dangerous
best ship comin through
>>12700033the challenge still stands
Pony should take a bath.
>>12700326>Angel as a bunny>with FluttershyCutest shit ever.
>>12700326I would read a fic about angel being turned into a pony and fluttershy treating him like a baby.
What was the hardest you ever came to pony
>>12700413But that's in the show.
>>12700399They're cute together. Does she like his simplicity or does she see greater things in his destiny? Or... both?
Would you let pony climb into your shirt while you are wearing it and settle in cozily like a pouch?
>>12700412So why aren't you washing pony? Don't you love to see pony clean and pretty?
>>12700472they are way too big to do that
>>12700403Y'don't like Babs?
>>12700458She likes his ____pony___
>>127004380.0 pLStill can't find ponies sexy
>>12700438When I got drunk and read Friendship is Kinky. Almost blew a hole in the ceiling.
>>12700492Oh I do, I just needed a picture to draw attention and that one fit the bill
Applejack used to be a very good student. On her veru first day of school they were taught A was for apple and she understood instantlyShe was held back several years struggling with the rest of the alphabet
>>12700438Either Darf's Wonderbolts fic or his Celestia food-play fic.
>>12700479I question how useful Epona is being so small
>>12700521that's not a punYOU ARE NOT SCRUBBING BUBBLES
>>12700399But GG, Snails is the town bike
>>12700555When you play her song she comes running for snuggletime
>>12700555she can run under the bad guys and kick them in the balls
>>12700482get a xxxxl fat mans shirt.
>>12700438when I first discovered I liked crotchboobs.
>>12700555as useful as Midna
Something about AJ makes me love to ship her with all the ponies, yet I just can't find a way to make AJ x Fluttershy work.
>>12700567>But GG, Snails is the town bikeno you're thinking of this guy
>>12700561ok fineBoy, Pinkie Pie sure loves dicks. In fact she loves dicks so much they should change her name to Peenie Pie!
Is my Seymouranon around? Did he see my post?
>>12700496So she's seeing greater things in HER destiny.
>>12700595pls draw Spike being the town bike
>>12700598Still not there
>>12700595>tanku rorri da>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>12700569How does this help me when I'm dying in a fire temple some where?
>>12700555When fighting changelings of course.Also they're in Equestria now and Epona is the hero saving the princess with Link as the weird human sidekick.
>>12700609>inb4 drawing of spike actually turned into a bycicle and all the ponies are riding at the same time
>>12700589That is a tough ship. It'd obviously revolve around animals but I have a feeling Flutters wouldn't exactly love the conditions for animals on the farm. It is a tough, if not THE toughest ship to rationalize.
Hey MLPG let's have a sleepover.You can bring your favourite Pony and also her/his favourite pony.
>>12700620Well technically Link would then be the mountAfter all, shes so small he kinda has to carry her
>>12700621Flitter sure loves dicks
>>12700644red and cadence, gotcha
>>12700644I want to bring Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie
>>12700644So I bring applebloom and she brings applejack.That sounds like fun!
>>12700651Anon, pony wears the saddle. Link just follows around carrying all the stuff.
>>12700666ponk and pank
>>12700644>rainbow dash>and all of the wonderboltsAdorable
>>12700644Okay, Twilight and Celestia.
>>12700666No satan you are not invited.
>>12700595...Does this mean they all ride his dick or that he rides all their dicks
>>12700621Who drew this?
>>12700621yet another Breburned copycat.
>>12700700Cosmo and Braeburned, I believe.
>>12700644I'm bringing Epona.
>>12700644how about I just bring Snips and Snails
>>12700595I get itBecause he's got two handles!
>>12700326I'm glad you elitist faggots stop putting in a topic. Now you pricks don't need to stay on topic
>>12700711Oh wow. Since when does Cosmo do porn?
>>12700701Actually i drew that dick.Cosmo wanted some help with them so I doodled one really quick as sort of a red-line. I guess he kept it.
>>12700644I can not really picture having so many dirty smelly internet neck beards and small ponies in one are could constitute a sleep over. There needs to be a cut off somewhere
>>12700711WELL GEE I WONDER WHO DID WHICH PART
>>12700711>>12700701Why would anyone want to see another braeburned copycat?
>>12700720But they're the worst ponieswouldn't you rather bring the zebra twins
>>12700724The topic is sleepyheads>>12700727Yeah it was a really good doodle so I decided to keep it. None of my attempts were coming out as good.
>>12700727Why are you so bad at art? I guess doing gay porn hides the lack of skill.
>>12700740Better than an atryl copycat
>>12700644I'll see if she can pencil a sleepover in her busy schedule
>>12700758I wonder how long that topic lasted.
>>12700747are you kidding medo you know what would happen if I brought mti and mua to a sleepover like that
>>12700740Because he's the greatest artist who has ever lived and will live, so copying his videos in every detail is only way to become a good artist and if you use less than 30 layers you did something wrong.
Hey /co/ I have a questionI notice a lot of cartoon directors and creators often times play bit, minor roles, both sort of as a cameo and partly so not to hire any one else.Did Faust ever do that?
>>12700777yes, I know exactly what would happen
>>12700777...They'd eat all the snacks?
fluttershy is my waifu
>>12700776Well uh, nobody did actually post sleepyheads yet. Here's one.
>>12700727Brae when lewd pinkie
>>12700788You mean voice actors? No. They usually do that because of lack of enough voice actors, and they need to fill roles and everyone's left. The show's VA-ing is done in British Columbia I think.
>>12700783Also you have to disregard basic anatomy and perspective as well as bothering to color majority of the time, but it'll be okay. People won't notie when they're just jacking off anyways.
>>12700519don't blame you>them hips>that slight thigh showingpretty unf
>>12700758So basically you're tracing other people's art for your bad porn art?
>>12700770Best pony milf.
>>12700810I love Scootaloo so muchShe was my first favorite pony
>>12700777It's funny to subvert the rhyming scheme every so often but I believe most of your zebra twin pictures break rhyme so it's not as unexpected and thus not as funny.
>>12700644>RD>she brings Fluttershy with her
>>12700856Is that bad or good?
>>12700798There are artists who are so good that their art's quality turns me on more than most decent fetish artists do.
>>12700840No that's a completely wrong and incorrect thing to say because that isn't what I did/am doing.>>12700847Why did you drop her from your favorite pony status?
>>12700798We need to make a braeburned version of that. It fits him to a T.
>>12700861someone had to bring fluttershy or she'd never get out of the house.
>>12700846>she very strict and intimidating to virtually everyone one she meets and everyone who knows her considers her to be a little mean>but she dotes on her kinds and spoils them
>>12700740HORSE DICKSFLOPPY HORSE DICKSWHAT KIND OF POSTERS LIKE FLOPPY HORSE DICKSANON POSTERSNAME POSTERSPOSTERS WHO POST GREENTEXTTRIP POSTERSSHIT POSTERSEVEN MARKER POSTERSLOVE HORSE DICKSFLOPPY HORSE DICKSTHE DICKS POSTERS LOVE TO POST
is pony contagious
>>12700812>>12700869don't rush it
>>12700863So the opposite of braeburned?
>>12700863Can you post an example?
>>12700880That fits every porn artist to a T. That's just how it goes. I don't know why you'd want to make one for just one of them.
>>12700874Because Pinkie Pie grew on me like a bread mold and got more screen timebut I guess she'll always be my favorite filly
>>12700889I only like quality floppy horse dicks. I see none in this thread.
>>12700861Well Fluttershy would be there so I'd say pretty awful
>>12700819Also you have to remind people of your sexuality 24/7 as well as voice act poorly in horse fucking cartoons.
>>12700849>It's funny to subvert the rhyming scheme every so often but I believe most of your zebra twin pictures break rhyme so it's not as unexpected and thus not as funny.well I mean there's a lot to say hereThe rhyming scheme isn't the joke, nor is their breaking it (except that one time with Samoa)But more importantly, this comment is just an aside, not a breaking of an established rhyme patternIf anything I'm trying to establish that they break rhyming often enough that it shouldn't stand out as though it were supposed to be the punchline, but should still indicate a state of mind
>>12700620it always bothers me when people draw epone with the triforce as her markshe has nothing to do with it; try something farm related or something.
>>12700908If you do ask blogs and porn you can suck as hard as you want, you have at least 1000 followers guaranteed.
>>12700810AJ was my first favorite poneUntil this sexy little filly came along. AJ made a slight bump down to number 2dat mane swish
Pon princess hold my handPon princess I'm a fanPon princess I need you nowFreak me out turn me inside out
>>12700874But braeburned just said he drew that dick. You said you just kept his doodle. So you traced someone else's work to make your porn. That's exactly what you did.
mlpg forgive me, for i have sinnedi liked equestria girls
>>12700903>>12700884Are you implying Equestria Prevails isn't a good enough example?
>>12700874Why bother drawing porn if you can't even do it without having someone else draw the dicks for you?
>>12700962He didn't trace it though; i literally just drew the whole thing.
>>12700964BegoneYou must leave and forever wander greater /mlp/ alone, as blind Fremen must wander the great dessert to die
No jokes, I would in fact fuck the ponies. They're so sexy.
>>12700970>trying to post the nightmare night picture for those three>file too largeDangit.
>>12700945The mane swish was ruined for me when anon pointed out the animation error...
>>12700937I would have picked a carrot for her cutie mark but the triforce is fine.
>>12700964I did too
>>12701012Shouldn't Spike be a dodongo or something?
>>12700921>There you are with Dash having a good time>playing vidya, watching movies, making jokes>Fluttershy just sits there quietly the entire time
>>12700903>>12700863joe darkmeat does that for me
>Aloe will never suck your balls and lick your taint while Lotus deepthroats you agonizingly slow and rubs your shoulders
>>12701024This is getting sad.
>>12701024Come to think of it, as nice as Fluttershy is, she'd probably make me really nervous doing something like that
>>12700908Because out of MLPG braeburned seems to be the only one here that only gets by on crappy porn no matter how bland he really is.
>>12700979Oh shit niggerthx m8, I never seen that before. I would suck on scootaloo's winking and gushing filly vagHere have one in return
>>12700812>>12700897I can go find lewd pinke art right now. why do I need braeburneds shitty art comic?
>>12701029but he does fetish stuff. The hips. So it doesn't count for the "non fetish artist making sexier art" thing.
>>12701041>rubs your shouldersLewd.
>>12701091>implying you can't resize the original and save as a png
ok MLPGWould you kill your first favorite pone if it meant you could be with second favorite?Killing the second favorite does nothing
>>12701024That'd be awkward as hell
>>12701029>human hips and waistlinesYou're just a furry
>>12700989Oh wow, you drew the entire dick? I thought he just traced it since they looked like the same quality....Wow. Cosmo doesn't even draw the smut in his smut. That's even worst.
>Tumblr news Inky's quitting in a year.
>>12701107>implying I'm not lazy
>>12701048>>12701051>you feel her staring at you>her eyes are like tiny daggers poking you constantly>want to say something to Dash but don't want to seem rude>Don't want to say anything to Fluttershy because it might make things awkward
>>12701107No. They are frens.
>>12700990before i slit my eyes and wonder the wastes, can someone provide me a gif of twilight doing this in her human form
>>12701069So is the white pegasus a mare and I didn't know or is the joke that he's dressed like a princess?
>>12700970He shades with black and fuzzy edges.I hate.
>>12701111Nope. Can't do it.
>>12701111Nope, i can't kill my waifu scootaloo
>>12701111nope, not in the slightest
>>12701128He's just quitting pone.Good for him.
>>12701112Just tell her to leave the room, problem solved
>>12701041>ballsuckingis it possible to cum from that
>>12701111Yes. I don't have a waifu and just want to be with pony, as long as there are no repercussions. Still, I'd probably have to shoot her to be able to.
>>12701069ponies in full body animal costumes will always be the most adorable thing ever.
>>12701081>>12701117so hips are considered a fetish?are breasts considered a fetish?
>>12701138that's the joke
>>12701111Nope. I couldn't live with that.
>>12701118His turned out a lot better than my attempt so I kept it. For this one time on a pic I did two months ago. Do you understand?
>>12701052Finally, I've thought that for ages.
Pony should try different mane styles.
>>12701165Emphasis on any body part is considered a fetishJust really common ones
>>12701155Not by itself, but if you're getting deepthroated at the same time, you probably won't last long.
>>12701186Rainbow Dash's hair looks good on any pony
>>12701141you're an idiot.
>>12701177So why are you posting and using other people's porn? Do you ask others to draw dicks for you as well?
>>12701186If you could have any of the mane six with any other's hair, who would it be?
>>12701201Rarities looks pretty damn good on RD. I like the one Tess did a while ago.
>>12701189this seems odd to me, but very well
>>12701205You're an easily impressed pleb.
>>12701189Actually, emphasis on bodyparts that are still attached to a living owner is called a partialism.A fetish is if they were separated from a living body. For example, a person with a foot partialism really likes feet, whereas a guy with a foot fetish likes them so much, he cuts them off and takes them home.
>>12701201Except for Dash!
>>12701165no anon. boobs aren't a fetish. everyone loves boobs without question. duh.
>>12701052Exactly. I have seen very few artists here that had some degree of creativity, humor or imagination.The vast majority of MLPG and fandom artists do cookie cutter shit.
>>12701218Hey cosmo, do you take commissions?
Princesses are unf
>>12701224no. you're just an idiot.
>>12700921How could you say that about Rainbow Dash's best friend
>>12701250That picture is missing a princess.
>>12701226Suddenly I understand the non-sexual use of the word fetish
>>12701239I don't think that's true at all. I think the majority of people that did draw here have some sort of creative way about them or at least an interesting style.Braeburned is just run-of-the-mill no matter how you look at him.
>>12701230Does anyone else think that this OC was just UDDERLY ridiculous?
>>12701029That's very, very well drawn. But>human poses
>>12701239Hey, you almost done?We're trying to pony here.
>rainbow dash brings fluttershy over to your place to hang out>you and fluttershy sit on opposite sides of the couch while dash talks>both of you let out "mhm"s and "yeah"s every now and then>take turns playing video games with dash and losing, barely talking>order pizza>hawaiian>dash eats it all>at the end of the night dash pulls you both in for a group picture>she was the only one that smiled for the camera>three days later, you get something in the mail>it's the picture>there's a blue scribble on the back>"here's to my best friends! best night ever! -RBD"
>>12701226The strict definition of a fetish is something that you can't achieve orgasm without.Something that just helps get your rocks off is a kink, and that's what most people mean when they say fetish.
>>12701276It's a cartoon
>>12701250only moon and sun butt.the other princesses shouldn't be princesses.
>>12701265No it doesntIf anything there's one too many
>>12701283oh noi have a vagina fetish
>>12701282You could even force a smile?
>>12701256His design work is alright, but his drawing skills are not so great.
>>12701294But cadence was so good for porn
>>12701266Well, there are actually a few definitions of a fetish as a noun. Another is >>12701283.>>12701301Doesn't that just mean you're heterosexual?
>>12701294one princess is enough
>>12701276when would they ever do that
>>12701307>force a smile
>>12701317No because I have a dick fetish.
>>12701314not as good as celestia
here we go
>>12701283> fetish is something you can't achieve orgasm withoutWell no, that's not really true. Most people even with intense fetishes can achieve orgasm through some other means, it's just not what they'd prefer.I'm not certain what sort of psychiatric complex requires you NEED something to achieve orgasm, but "fixation" or "ideation" comes to mind. Kind of like guys who simply can't turn on their PC without hearing the SANIC theme song.
>>12701359Whatever happened to Hesh?
>>12701362shit, forgot story mark
>>12701362BOY HOWDY THAT FLUTTERSHY IS SURE EM BARE ASSED
>>12701359Cadance is like the princess of loveDespite being married.
>>12701282Rainbow Dash's empty, empty relationships and crushing depression
This pony just ate your artbandowhat do?
>>12701310what the fuck do you even mean by that? Because it sounds like you're trying to imply one form of technical skill for creating art is superior based on some traditional mindset. But that would just be silly. Elaborate.
>>12701375Hit by a bus.
>>12701283I don't need feet to blow a load, but when they're there, I cum much harder. Like if I get a blowjob, it'll feel good, but if I get to lick some soles and get a blowjob, I'll cum explosively within a few minutes.
>>12701230b-but anonnn...I'm an assman...
>>12701137so, actually does anyone have a gif of this scene from equestria girls?>tfw smile is ded
>>12701388I can always find another short, kawaii loser to draw pictures of people cuddling ponies.
>>12701402>tfw Jailbait hats usno more gifs
>>12701416AFRA AFRA AFRA
>>12701401Have you met my friends?
>>12701383exactly, she is impotent now.because marriage bars you from expressing her element.plus she is apart of the [jewish] plan and she will never get rid of that stench
>>12701437NEVER, YOU FOUR-LEGGED SHIT FACTORY
>>12701282>hawaiian pizzaMan, she can eat it all if she wants, it tastes awfulI wish I could chill and have fun with RD though ;___;
>you will never hug pone
>>12701230Would a pony enjoy it if I milked her swollen teats? If she'd agree to give me a slow, intense blowjob, I'd be glad to. You need to give something to get something.
>>12701421But lyra will be so sad that you did nothing to save mewball
>>12701439>a pony for bellies, butts, and boobsI'm in heaven
>>12701443Cadance is not a jew, you take that back right now motherfucker. I'll kill you.
>>12701439Who's that unf tastic brown OC?
>>12701424this makes me sadfor some raisin less about the gifs and more because i had so much fun in jailbaits simpsons strams with jb and smile
>>12701439good poniestoo bad they are banned
>>12701460Was hating Hawaiian a Seinfeld thing? The one guy at work who owns the stainless steel not-Christmas Tree hates Hawaiian really really loudly at department parties.
>>12701466sad and vulnerableripe for the picking
>>12701460Dash isn't even my favorite pone and I know chilling with Dash would be the best.I can't even imagine doing something like that with my favorite pono
>>12701475Shiny calm down it's just words.
>>12701416What a story mark
>>12701488I don't watch Seinfield. I just hate hawaiian pizza.
>>12701486Milky was crap
I think the Cutie Mark Crusader performance was one of the best moments in he show
>>12701485It's not the same general anymore. Many people go, some stay, but everything changes.And you only start to appreciate the good things once they are gone.Such is life in an internet community.
>>12701464If ponies were really innocent and only had sexual feelings toward someone they loved, I'd be fine with hugging ponies and tickling their bellies and everything, but it'd be really awkward because there would be constant sexual tension due to the fact that I'm a sexual deviant that gets off on cartoon ponies. I don't know if they could tell it's there, but even if they can't, it's still in the back of my mind, catching a glimpse of some ripe, smooth, bubblegum pink pony pussy as I wrestle and tickle fight with her on the ground would make me pitch a circus tent in my pants.
>>12701493She wakes up screaming in terror thinking about mewball's grisly demiseyour move
>>12701488i dont remember any seinfeld things about hawaiian pizza, so i think they're unrelated
>>12701486>good ponies>Yellow Rarity with Fluttershy's personality and freckles>OC whose personality is just "I'm a slut"RR is alright
>>12701501>that tonguehonestly the thing that I find most erotic about ponies is those tongues, I would bust instantly if Twilight started lapping at my mushroom tip
>>12701557> 4chan posts a screencapWell fuck you too, Windows 8.
>>12701546I disagree. I feel the best moment is the final chorus to to Smile. The animation is great seeing all the different ponies and the drums in the music give it a really powerful feeling.
>>12701546It's really funny without the BG musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MALDl7A0BWI
>>12701559Oh but I did what are you gonna do about it
>>12701583Red Ribbon has a bow and bows are fucking adorable.
>>12701549i guess, it just hits me when i keep finding out that everyone i had a connection with is gone
>>12701575bond through the therapy she gets for the PTSD
>>12701557>>12701591Whoops forgot it was secured
>>12701591That was a really good Simpsons episode for the modern era.
>>12701389No. I'm saying design and drawing are two different skill sets, although drawing skills are required for most design. He is good at designing characters, but the way draws them is uninteresting, his poses make his subjects look stiff, and he should work more on his shading.
>>12701615This probably would have been the best thing he's done if he could draw a fucking dick correctly
>>12701615JAY DOES IT AGAINA
>>12701651now button's mom is added to OCs that are good.
>>12701557>##hubBruteforce timeIt's only the first eight that matter.
>>12701583>Yellow Rarity with Fluttershy's personality and frecklesMs. Harsh pls, you can say that about any one pony>Nurse Redheart is a white Applejack with Bon Bon's personality and a hair bun
>>12701666Speaking of, do you have Gips's pastebin archive?I need it for reasons
>>12701553My autistic little brother is attracted to ponies and he doesn't know that it's socially unacceptable, you have no idea how awkward it is to explain to him that he can't talk about how hot Rarity's butt is in school. My parents won't even acknowledge it if he says shit like that, they just pretend nothing happened.
>>12701687hold on.let me just find it again.
>>12701649Setting up a new computer for Mom and Dad, it can't be helped. They wanted "the latest Office" and I didn't have a Win 7 key lying around from my grad program.>>12701626I don't have the foggiest why but the latest 4chan x seems to have noko entered by default on all QR email field prompts.>>12701614FUCK
>>12701687Is that actually GypsyMagic from here?
>>12701690Is he really autistic or are you pulling me leg anon. If he doesn't know it's not okay to talk about sweet pony ass amongst normal fags whatever reputation he could possibly have can't be good.
>>12701622i happened to me already and it doesn't feel good.
>>12701716>I don't have the foggiest why but the latest 4chan x seems to have noko entered by default on all QR email field prompts.Moot changed it so noko was by default...like 2 years ago.
>>12701623luna is the therapistShe has no memory of the event
>>12701644I have no idea where you're pulling this crap because it doesn't make an ounce of sense when applied to this artist. Have you even looked at anything besides his character concepts that people post?
>>12701720http://pastebin.com/u/GypsyWritefaghere i believe it is.was rather quick thanks to the many threads they have.
Is Vinyl Scratch a fetish?I was also just informed of Sac Brony Expo, which is two hours north of me. Thoughts?
>>12701752yeah no, those ponies look like they are made of rubber
>>12701752That artist draws nice rubbable pony bellies~captcha: NTRyurbi slain
>>12701732well at least im not alone in my being aloneor something
>>12701730He's legit diagnosed autistic. They keep him quarantined in special classes so whatever social repercussions there are must be pretty muted compared to regular ones. He's never had a friend so I don't think he understands the concept of reputation.
>>12701771Meant to post this. *ahem*
>>12701791It was okay, you didn't need to.
>>12701771No, but I think she's really pretty and her glasses make her look cute.
>>12701771>Sac Brony Expowhat?
>>12701615every single fucking image he doesno lineart and everything is glowingwhy
>>12701737Fuck if I know.>>12701673Yeah, good luck with that. Just appending proof.
>>12701797B-but muh contributions
>>12701804He still gets the brony bucks. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GOOD FOR THIS FANDOM, SHEEPLE
>>12701823and now the quality of the show slips because of it.why work hard if the morons will still buy your products.
>>12701633Yeah, it was pretty nice. Mary Spuckler has shown up three times, making her (so far) his most consistent love interest.Would you like Applejack as much if SHE were voiced by Zooey Descanel?
>>12701786is MLP babby's first fandom?because this kind of dissolving is pretty normal.it just a bummer to alaways see everything like this thread fall apart and with the binding factor gone individual friendships don't last long either.captcha: miserable eryDote
>>12701814AnonThat isn't Rumble
>>12701791Does that humanized Acid have a big dong?
>>12701791yeah, you could've just not posted it
>>12701855rumble is for homosexual
>>12701869And apple bloom would be for heterosexual, if she was for sexual.
>tfw no princess wife teasing your cockhead with magic while she licks along your shaftwhat does a magicjob feel like
Which colts have stallion-sized wieners?
>>12701869shut up you fucker, Rumble is only for tottally heterosexual cuddles
>>12701895All of them.Ponies are born with full size genitalia.
>random shitting on Braeburned halfway through the threadThe fuck?When did he suddenly become hated?Or is it the shitposters just pitching another fit?
>>12701879and apple bloom is for [sexual]
>>12701869Rumble is for /ss/
>>12701910Rumble is pleb-tier colt
>>12701869get a load of this raging faggot
>>12701917So basic stand-up in Equestria is like"My dick was so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days!"
>>12701930no button is made for /ss/
>>12701917b-but i want to fondle cute small coltjunk
>>12701679The difference being that they're actually in the show and they are only that way due to things out of the show staffs hands.
>>12701747Same question >>12701721
>>12701927Not everyone loves and worships you, Braeburned.
>>12701848yeah, first fandom i was involved ini guess im just not used to this kind of friendship dissolutioni dont even know why i still feel connected to this place when the people who knew me are gonemust be the cute pones
>>12701950Button was made explicitly for the purpose of Rumble x Button
>>12701927You should be able to figure this out by now, anon
>>12701934>implying you have taste
>>12701934_______________________________Well that's just like your opinion lemon
>>12701843I love the line that's like "Now that your two most hated buildings have been obliterated. Shea Stadium and Penn Station." My jaw dropped first time I heard it.
>>12701979no dats gayplus it doesn't have incest with milf mom which is best cest
>>12701953You're so cute when you internet fight, Whinny
>>12701934who is the highest tier colt?other than young big mac of course
>>12701910he's the only named male that isn't dumb as a bag of rocks like snips or snails.so he's identifiable, even though we know nothing about him but his name. All we know is that he seems normal.so naturally, BRING ON THE /SS/
>>12701978i made the mistake of thinking it would be different. this is the first fandom i was involved in artistically and that whole art friend business was a lot different than i expected
>>12702011incest is shit
>>12702025>tfw no young big mac x femanon
>>12702029>snips and snails>dumb>implying they're not top of their class
>>12701934I dislike you
>>12702039>implying the vast majority of male ponies in equestria don't have massive oedipus complex
>>12702039dems fightan words sperm covered trash heap
>>12702029TrueWe know he's Thunderlanes little bro, capable of flight, and that he participated in the hurricane event. His mane is also totally wicked.
>>12701988Sol please, just my opinion.>>12701989Ink colt(better known as Shady daze) is a better colt.
>>12702029>so naturally, BRING ON THE /SS/Featherweight glares from the sidelines.
>>12702025Damn, he's almost as big as a full grown stallion.And he's pretty tall too.
>>12702038i was also involved artistically, but my art sucks, so i assumed it is different for people who draw good
>>12702088featherweight is shit tier colt.horrible looking abomination runt.
>>12702029>BRING ON THE /SS/I think Rumble would look good in a black uniform.
>>12702079I would like Shady Daze more f he didn't look and sound like an alien.and he doesn't even have a name. I dislike both of the ones that exist.
>>12702079The show literally cared SO LITTLE about that colt that they recylced the voice actor the the nerd pony that Rarity hit on in PYHD for him.
>>12702071U wanna go m8? I'll neck u
>>12702099yeah i know that feel.who are you.
>tfw everyone you know and love from MLPG is gone
>>12702058>muh fan fiction
>>12702110Euggh I'll pick rumble than featherweight.>>12702115>>12702123Design wise he looks better(for me that is).And yes, I also dont like the fan nickname though Ink colt is easier to remember.
>>12701948Hah, I knew that reminded me of somethinghttp://pastebin.com/4Thfs3xd
>>12702139i was always anon in the threadsi mostly went by scootscoots otherwise, its ok if you dont recognize it i wouldnt expect you to
>>12702156It's canon. They've been shown to be more competent than any other characters.
>>12702132i wouldn't want to, your shit taste might be contagious
>>12702058Snails is an ugly bastardSnips is the new hotness
>>12702192>muh fanfiction is canon!
Any of you want guys want to see the last three episodes of Gravity Falls?Stream starts in 5 minutes, so get ready!http://derpy.me/3TUyi
>>12702198What's wrong with Derpy's eye?
>>12702191>>12702139also who are
>>12702198>Bon bon is showing off her ass>Most of the ponies are staring at carrot top anyway
>>12702169>>12702110I thought people generally liked Featherweight.
>>12702198Would you an orgy with bonbon's time clones?
>>12702176That was fun to write.
>>12702214when she see's something she likes or is interested in, she looks right at it.she likes bon bon's winking marecunt
>>12702220Good. I don't want ponies staring at my waifus ass.
>>12702191hm. i can't say i remember your art, i tend to forget anons quickly, because it's hard to spot original content when skimming, which is what i do most of the time
>>12702232i love all the coltsbut that one is too, well, skin & bones.i still love him
>>12702214Pre derpy Derpy. Between episode 2 and episode 14 her eyes are normal. Then, well, we happened and they changed her eyes in post production.And now you know the rest of the story.
>>12702232he got pics of the mane 6 at the spathats pretty awesome for a colt
>>12702232nope, he is shit tier
>>12702215is that important?
>>12702232BIG EARS = BIG CUTE
>>12702232I liked him.
>>12702264not surprising, i was nothing special>>12702291was just curious, i said who i was
>>12702232>>>12702232This, no belly to rub too. Fix the bucktooth too then I may reconsider.
[all these shit tastes]
>>12702315>implying you wouldn't
>>12702232he was a decent character, but he didn't really do anything to develop a personality despite having a relatively large amount of screentime for a colt. People have less room to make stuff upHe's kinda cute, but he looks weirdI like him more than Rumble and all the nameless ones, but he's less desirable for sexual
>>12702317IDS DA POWR OF LUV BBY
>>12702309sorry.well i guss you're entitled to at least an answer.you have your stuff uploaded somewhere, or what is your tag on derpibooru etc?
>>12702246I'm glad you did, I've came to that half a dozen times
>>12702329The saddest part about the trailer was the fact we all knew Dead Island would be nothing like it
>>12702332Dont tempt me
>>12701990That was pretty choice.That said I'm getting a little leery that the possible Future explored in the last Christmas special is getting so fleshed out and alluded to in the presentThe fun of every previous glimpse of the Simpson's future has been how widly disparate they could be, or full of robots or Lisa as President, that sort of thingStill hoping we get something Applejack-like for Bart's future girlfriend or wife.
>>12702318i swear, once i am good at drawing i will make a high quality version of that drawinghowever that may take a while
>>12702269I thought his little legs and big ears/teeth endearing. Plus the way he zips around so fast.>>12702278He's got some balls to go in there and do thatJust imagine if that scene went by if the show were humanized. Scantily dressed gals at the spa>>12702335The role he fit for that episode was fun, and I like that he didn't need to talk. I imagine he'd have a high, airy voice and talk too fast. And he looks weird, but not in a bad or gross way, his colors are nice too. A bit too close to Pip in a way, but Pip is a pinto so its not horrible.
Whenever people write about rumbe saying or doing lewd things, I keep trying to imagine him doing so with his squeaky little voice and my sides can't take it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUIkqBWY8DQ
Ideas for draw?Still don't have my scanner, though.
>>12702377>Just imagine if that scene went by if the show were humanized. Scantily dressed gals at the spaMan, now I want that drawn.
>>12702382I am, mang. 1930's Royal typewriter.
You go to bed with your waifu like you do every night but while you're spooning her she rolls over and buries her face in your chest and tells you she wants to try being the big spoon. What do?
I thought about drawing ponies so much that I picked up my tablet and put it on my lapIt's not even plugged in, I'm too afraid to go any further
>>12702377Endearing, yes.But not sexual.
>>12702345i seei used tothen i got drunk and angry and deleted it alli make no excusessome of my stuff is still on derpibooru for artist:scootscoots
>>12702407Do it, filly
>>12702398tell her she's too little for that to work
>>12702351>>12702363Oh, if I might ask...What was you favorite part?
>>12702407do it, drawing pones is fun
Holy shit Rainbow Dash is fucking tiny
>>12702407you are anonymous, you got nothing to loose
>>12702390Who is this? Dash wrestling fluttershy down
>>12702407Be brave, Anon
>>12702445nah, guards just seem to b e really big
>>12702445guards are big.
>>12702450>Who is this? Just anon
>>12702410that isn't too bad, you have a lot of potential for improvement.do you still draw?
Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>12702445nah, there's just a noticeable size difference between stallions and mares.
>>12702398Wish i was as short as mew
>>12702431You tell your little pony that she is, in fact, too little to be the big spoon. Moments later you remember that when you arrived in Equestria you realized that the ponies are actually fucking huge. They're about as big as you. She rolls over on top of you and falls asleep. You spend all night like this and wake up with a sore back and spend the first part of the morning complaining and in a generally awful mood.[BAD END]
>>12702445size difference is my fetish
>>12702480you're getting good Dinky.
>>12702462>>12702450I'm not gonna draw sexual, but Dash wrestling fluttershy it is i guess.
>>12702488>Poor Little Blue Pegasus #7
>>12702498>spend the night resting under a giant pony>not completely worth some back pain
>>12702494but you could break your bones if you fall of the bed without a parachute
>>12702498>picking the obviously antagonistic response instead of the first oneBias.
>>12702431imagine an average human girl on four stubby legsthat's about how big the ponies are. they weigh at least 100lb, if not more because of dense muscle.
>>12702422>>12702441>>12702446>>12702453t-thanksI really wish I was as good with a tablet as I am with a pencil though, it's not much of a difference but it's noticeable enough that I really wish I had a working scanner
>>12702482i'm getting back into it, i've been doing a lot of still life drawings latelythe whole getting upset about people i used to know being gone was because i wanted to draw stuff for them to express my thanks for their support when i was starting
>>12702498this is my headcanonunf/10 would get snoo snooed to death by
>>12702390Don't use lined paper next time.
>>12702427>>12702529You tell your little pony that of course she can be the big spoon. Moments later you remember that when you arrived in Equestria you realized that the ponies are actually fucking huge. They're about as big as you. She rolls over on top of you and falls asleep. You spend all night like this and wake up with a sore back and spend the first part of the morning complaining and in a generally awful mood.
>>12702023You are a really weird nigga, Dan
>>12702550I know the feeling, i just draw traditional and ignore my tablet
>>12702498What is that one image of the horse laying on top of that dude
>>12702563I won't, i had run out of blank paper.
>>12702534they have also larger organs.internal organs, not what you thinki think they would weigh somewhere around 130-180 pounds
>>12702498Then how was i the big spoon in the first place?
>>12702567I try my best
>>12702564>implyingThis was a future I chose. It just means I have to teach her to spoon properly if she wants to do that again.
Should I read A Song of Ice and Fire?
>>12702435>>12702363>>12702351>>12702246This is what I get for using Drew Carey material.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsJxnQNaQQs
>>12702625Cool.Anything else I should read? I'm going to a real-life library tomorrow.
>>12702534I'm 250 so that's still too little
>>12702592And fuckhuge heads. They have to fit those eyes and a functioning brain in there.
>>12702601>about as big as youEither of you could've been the big spoon.
>>12702604I miss chicken butt and I want to know what she's up to
>aroused>anus firms up, starts feeling really goodoh my god, years of casual anal masturbation has trained my butt to get boners
>>12702635A song of ice and fire should last you quite a whileDon't really know what i'd recommend next along the same genre.
>>12702635A Confederacy of Dunces. A real holy-shit-is-this-happening type of funny.
>>12702564men's interactions with their significant other in the morning is directly related to how well they slept the night prior. On the other hand, your waifu's sleep depends on how well you interact with her earlier in the day.can we roll for willpower and try treating our waifu nicely
>>12702635a library?get twilight sparkle
>>12702657Oh my god, I so wanted to know that
>>12702435I just really like the escalation.It starts 'small' and continues well past the realm of possibilityEvery time I read I enjoy a different part more, but on average probably around line 35?
>>12702644I really need to rewatch GPP.
>>12702673>Alright boys, there's a no good whistle thief going around taking other pony's whistles
>>12702552i don't really understand what's wrong with me, but urge to draw is pretty much gone at this point. i've told mself i will draw tomorrow for weeks now.anyway, be careful, be subtle, be considerate, be consistent in both your work and making contacts, but don't force yourself on people and never talk about how you feel. avoid the f-word.
>people still responding to kraut
i just noticed you guys are kind of weird
>>12702644And who's to say he doesn't want to swirl her sorbet?
>>12702741No one is ruling out that possibility.
>>12702754Any fics of these two yet?
>>12702754> Princess of Love wants to give out her own in very minute amounts> that'll make it "special"> Shining Armor takes "love" anywhere he can get> the irony of a bitch princess hasn't dawned on anyone in the Crystal Empire yet
I like it when the ponies do horsey things.Too bad season 4 is probably going to be full of human poses and lazy half-assed animation
>>12702664You rolled a 10.-2 for a bad night of sleep.+5 for waifu interactionYou glance at your waifu and you see that she's not exactly happy with herself and how she mistreated you last night by using you as a living body pillow, and she looks like she wants to say sorry but she's afraid you might snap at her. She's definitely aware of your bad mood this morning.You decide against saying anything to her but on your way out the door in the morning you give her a kiss on the cheek and a scratch behind the ear. She seems happier.
>>12702783>full of human poses and lazy half-assed animationLike S1?
>>12702783>human posesseason 3 was just the beginning
>>12702798i don't get it
>>12702811Why are those toys so god damn terrifying?
>>12702711thanks, this talk, if thats the right word, has been very helpfuland i dont know if this matters but i have always liked your drawings, and i cant guarantee that id be any help but i am always willing to talk>>12702318also seeing this pic always helps, i have an unexplainable attachment to this pic, and i intend to do it justice at some point in the future
>>12701421wheres the love
>>12702798This is confusing, but I think I'm a little bit aroused.
>>12702798>ehh is she cry->OH.>ohhhhhhh.
>>12702807NOMUH WAIFU FAUST NEVER DID THAT
>>12702811At this point I wouldn't give a shit if she showed up because I just want to know who's kid it is.
>>12702824the real question is, why are these so horrifying while the cheap mcdonalds toys were good?
>>12702836Lyra loves youor she did, but oyu got eated
>>12701388but my art crush is a girl
>>12702798>>12702841> you will never mount a mare for so long you fall asleep, drunkenly contented even as you remain sheathed inside her
>>12702868then the pony ate your artfu
>>12702836Holy shit the floor is talking
>>12702861Oh shit, that means Lyra's up for grabs.She's mine.
I'm going to lick pony
http://derpy.me/3TUyiGravity Falls season finale playing now!
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>12702887i hope you have good luck helping her with the traumatizxation that comes with mewball's grissly demise
>>12702887Lyra is in therapy at the momentCall again later
>>12702902because thats for fag
>>12702875what if pony ate your wakfu?
>>12702902Because bright things are in store for me
>>12702893shiiiiiiiiiiiit i promised my little sister i would watch it with her
>>12702908isn't she still traumatized after being dumped by that handsome australian?
>>12702900Pets can't talk.
>>12702900>think i like someone>remember it's just infatuationreturn the slab, or suffer the curse, lyra.
>>12702875I'd ask her to eat me instead. It'd be worth the sacrifice.
>>12702919then I get another copy of it
>>12702902because i have not yet created masterpieces for everyone who believed in me
>>12702902Why kill yourself when you can kill myself?
>>12702902Because I have no reason to.It's more badass to die doing something cool anyways.
>>12702934>petswhy is this so infuriating
>>12702942she ate you, now you're stuck in the gut with your artfusmooth moves einstein
>>12702952That hair is doing things to meTerrible things
>>12702902no good way to do it
>>12702902Why entertain this guy? 4chan is the worst for this fuck all you guys
>>12702969Well shit. We both have pencils right? Time to get astabbin'
>>12702828thanks. i'm not in the condition to talk just yet, but i can always be reached through my thread on the sub
>>12702960Because deep down you love pone and don't like to see her degrade herself
>>12702960she likes it
someone tell me what Cougararity story i should write. i feel like doing the Devil's work.
PONE SAID ____SS13____ IS SHIT
>>12702902i've not run out of corners to hide yet. once that happens i'll off myself.
>>12700640I know this was kind of a while ago in the thread but does anyone actually have a link to that Twilight x Pinkie picture?
>>12702993if pone was real, pets would be the only way for them to survive if they dont get slaughtered by the mass
>>12702990When did Superman become a braggart homosexual?
>>12702960But pone loves it.
>>12703022Turns out pony is very delicious. There's a large black market for magical pony meat.
>>12703037that and ponies would probably be seen as a thread
>>12703000Rarity descends on the local coffee shop and helps herself to some dark roast in the form of Snails in the back room.
>>12702972What kind of terrible things?
>>12702987you forgot to bring a sharpener
>>12702176that is fucking disgusting.is there any more of that sort?
>>12703022>Having no faith in humanity>Being a misanthropeNigga if a pony shaped alien race with fucking telepathy and wings landed the masses would build shrines to them and then commit group suicide
>>12703046I mean I want to throatfuck that adorable cartoon horse even as I introduce her to a Hitachi Magic Wand for the very first time
>>12703042>friendliest possible race>a threatGeorge W. Bush is no longer commander in chief, anon.
>>12702988well, i'll be aboot, and i guess i'll see you around
Where would you take your waifu on a date. MLPG?
>>12703026About the same time you did#boomroasted
>>12702932>>12702932She recovered from that, and then only a little while after this happens.She's seriously considering never dating again.
>>12703068A race with powerful magical abilities would most definitely be seen as a threat.
>>12703065That is terrible. You should seek professional help.
>>12702960because you dont like fun
>>12703071Anywhere she wanted to go.
>>12703071the big apple.It's only an hour away and with plenty to do
>>12703095I think you confuse 'throatfuck' with 'rape.'
>>12703069take care and keep that chin up
>>12703071look if i had a waifu most likely they're as weaboo as meso j-towngo shopping for some cute shit
>>12702934what the fuck is up with the legs?
>>12703110I really think you should speak to a therapist or someone about your desire to have sexual relations with a cartoon horse.
>>12703043that'd be cheating.>>12703015that's cheating.
>>12703071A walk in the park, or a hike.
>>12703090We have technology. They have magic. Neither party hates the other, so it's a trade opportunity.The only war you can have with ponies is one that guarantees near extinction for both sides anyways
>>12703120I don't know what you're talking about, anon.
>>12703068you're forgetting that america recently voted agaisnt stopping the NSA from spying on its own citizens
>>12703135When did Bon Bon get huge crotchtits?
>>12703144How the FUCK is "Starfucks" cheating?
>>12703120They're two different sets of legs.they're also lazy but it's a fetish sketch anyways.
>>12703056EA is terrible at collecting his stuffhttp://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/33195.htmlhttp://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/kathras/http://mlpg.co/unf/res/92.html
>>12703135>>12703160Has anyone written any decent Lyra fic?You know, Lyra Loves Bon-Bon sort of thing?
>>12703157America as a culture no longer sees the point in secrets. They only cause problems.
>>12703157Not the voters, the senetors
>>12703171I really am.I haven't saved a Skype chatlog in a while now.
>>12703160Milky Way tumblr says Milky Way is related to BonBon and BonBon also has abnormally large titays
>>12703131>cartoon horseyou know you messed up when someone brings out the "cartoon horse" on you.
>>12703157WHAT? CORRUPT OFFICIALS?I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
>>12703198That moose looks horrified
>>12703198I'd mount mountie pank
>>12703072>tfw the only reason Slott will deign to give us more of best Spider-chick is so she can make Spider-Ock more evil
>>12703198>>12703217would you mount a mountie pone?
>>12703157>americaA bunch of geezers from the mid/early 20th century, fully enslaved by corporations run by similar old men, recently voted in favour of fucking over the american people.That's what you get for accidentally modelling your country after the roman empire, america.
>>12703216Well how would you feel if pinkie just pushed you over and climbed onto your back like you were a horse
>>12703217Pinkie Pie told me to tell you it's just "Pinkie Pie"
>>12703225>Black Cat>best anythingHorrible opinion
>>12703153>anon want to buy a magic crystal?>sure here's a macbook>anon i can't use this, the buttons are too small>pony i accidentally turned myself into a sentient horsecock
I thought some of you might enjoy this.http://exhentai.org/g/612578/e442840710/
>>12703152Is her special talent kissing? Because that might be worth it.
>>12703250Really? You're blaming the principles the country based itself on rather than the corruption that's snaked it's way into ever sector of government?
>>12703285Yes rumble I love sad pandas
>>12703169because of Spikebut i'm just bitching. Starfucks is good. does anyone else think the smell of coffee beans is sexually arousing?
>>12703262Next you'll be telling me this pony isn't squiggletail
>>12703250The system worked just fine for the majority of american history (barring the civil war of course), only relatively recently has it started really cause problems
>>12703270Black Cat was my first waifu ever
>>12703257I wish pony would do that to me.
>>12703270isn't it time for your third dinner, Kevin Smith?
>>12703287Its just a sidejob He true tlent is making icecream
>>12703285Its not badhttp://exhentai.org/g/615682/9b7f0a3d49/ is great though
>>12703300no, that's Rarity, a.k.a. "Rarara"
are you a man or a woman?
>>12703297I tend to think of it as pretty sexy because it smells like my favorite bookstore and goddamn if I don't like books and girls and coffee.
>>12703319So she's foodscat pone?
>>12703257PIGGY BACK RIDES
>>12703319...Oh sheesh it took me a second to remember that...
>>12703250The world's first open source government is run by corporation sockpuppets who program malware into the apps.By malware-ridden apps, I mean monopoly-enforcing laws. This metaphor quickly ran into the weeds.
>>12703283>>12703318Black Cat hasn't done a single interesting thing in years. Even when she was a prominent character she barely did anything to make her stand out.The only good thing she's been in in recent memory was those few issues of Waid's Daredevil.Now Ultimate Gwen Stacy, that's best Spider-girl right there
>>12703250the romanesque system was, is and always will be fineit was corporate personhood and lobbyists that ruined everything.
>>12703322>http://exhentai.org/g/615682/9b7f0a3d49That one was great yeah, probably one of my favorite beast doujins to be scanned recently, but I still liked horse holic a tad bit more.
>>12703307the first comic book i ever read was a TBP of the old ASM, when i was nine. one of Marv's run. the main reason i'm still reading comics is because the first thing i ever saw in them was Black Cat.
>>12703347She is a talented(and destined to be an) icecream maker, being a slut comes naturally though
Gravity Falls season finale playing now!http://derpy.me/3TUyi
So MLPG.... is your character male or female?
>>12703294he's just still pissed that a black guy won
>>12703171Just wondering, does anyone else us the log viewer?I find it handy for reading long erotic text files.
>>12703354well yea, but i like the fact that she neglects to zip her costume up all the way
>>12703393I thought she was really attractive when I was so young I don't even remember because of that Spiderman Animated Series.
>>12703414>Living in a gender binary worldCis scum.
>>12703383Horse holic had horsecocks, so it's ahead by default, yeahA shame it wasn't as well produced as Mare thoughIf it had had the same amount of content it would be pretty close to perfect
>>12703431You don't know? Okay.
>>12703398Hike off, jock, this is a place for paperbacks, not quarterbacks.Go back to fucking your strung-out cheerleader girlfriend behind her husband's back. Maybe her cesarean scar's healed up by now!
>>12703441Does your character walk on two legs?
>>12703444Sometimes I wonder how better off the world would be without the internet
>>12703452No, that's disgusting.
>>12703354here's the problem. all the character development she has, she had after she stopped being relevant. but people won't use her now, because A) she's a c-lister, and B) they think she's just Catwoman with white hair.the reality is, Felicia is, right now, the only woman who actually understands what Peter's going through, and since she kept her development through BONG, once Peter reveals himself to her, she'll still love both Peter and Spidey.though all of this is predicated on getting Slott off the book.
>>12703462Probable. Okay, is your chatacter from a TV series?
>>12703383>>12703322>>12703285just to sate my morbid curiosity could you tell me whats behind these sad pandas?
I want to ride a little pony.
>>12703416Obama isn't even black niggaIf he was black he would have been raised by a family with actual values. If he was actually black he wouldn't have been elected.The inherent and cultural greed of the modern white man bubbles under his skin. His blackness is a convenient birthmark.
>>12703444that shit is so dumb, next trany I see, I'm gonna use the normal and correct pronoun as much as possible just to piss them off.
>>12703414Akinator, you dumb shit
>>12703474>but people won't use her now, because A) she's a c-listerMaybe you'll get lucky and she'll pop up in superior foes
>>12703486>proving my pointSo much for whtie supremacy
>>12703444You'd sound like you'd speech classes if you used the neutral pronouns
>>12703504Fuck you, man, I was thinking Mrs. Cake for fuck's sake
>>12703480Horse porn from jap'n
>>12703504AppleDan, you can't abandon your first waifu.You'll never be free.
>>12703476Give up? It's Pepe Le Pew.>No, it's Pinkie Pie.Shit.
>>12703285how come all i get is a sad pandai want to see this
FUCK MY BUTT
mlpg, i am in love with ponyhow do i tell pony?
>>12703444Why do we need so many god damn neutral pronouns?
>>12703480The first one is thick, smooth anthro horsesThe second is the new female version of Horse Holic
>>12703511She showed up in that stupid new Defenders.
>>12703549You can't tell pony because pony isn't real.I'm sorry anon.
>>12703550we already have one"it"
>>12703549Stick love letters in her mailbox
>>12703550>>>/v/ will explain
I think I want to take a break from pony, but I'm not sure how without totally staying away from the internet
>>12703512I'm black.Obama is a fucking race traitor. He's actively making people racist by being a shitty president and lying bastard.>post obama america:>whites: "well, that's that. blacks are evil."
>>12703570you're crazy anon>>12703579thats more like iti'll max my social link in no time
>>12703550You don't. Every pronoun beyond 'they' is just for intensely special snowflakes who are unwilling or unable to take on 'he' or 'she' without flaming out and assuming people must mean FIFTIES WOMAN and FIFTIES MAN.
>>12703543>Aim for Pinkie Pie this timeQuestion 11: is she a deer?>Sure, why not?Is she pink?>yesPinkie Pie>...>why the deer question, Akki?
>>12703465Yeah allowing people to find communities full of people who just tell them what they want to hear is shooting entitlement through the roof.If you google around, they put out a study showing that the rates of narcissism in youths is much higher, especially for women.I blame tumblr.
>>12703573That's our neuter for inanimate objects. 'They' is preferred for either singular or plural gender-nonspecific animate objects, which defaults to human.
>>12703591dont sass me little grey pegasus
>>12703609I was narcissistic long before I had internet access.
>>12703584find a hobbygo campingbackpack across the country
>>12703609It's possible but the study needs to be repeated or else it's just a weird fluke among whatever population was sampled.
>>12703585White-ass Pilgrim-descented libertarian conservative Christian here. I would have voted for Herman Cain if he'd stayed in the race. I will vote for anyone of any ethnicity or sex who matches my politics.
>>12703504Still makes me laugh.
>>12703629>anyone who matches my politicsmisogyny?
>>12703585You're a race traitor, anon.You're watching MLP, a show created to sell honkey girls colorful toys to shape them into what the white man wants. Now you're in a fandom populated by crackers who don't care about your struggle or your culture.You ain't a brother, anon. Nah. You a straight up busta.
>>12703627>find a hobbyThat sounds resonable bu>go campingAnon I hate camping>backpack across the countryWhy the fuck would I do that
>>12703591>>12703591thanks but...why the plugin? what's the deal with that panda?
>>12703584Write on a typewriter.Put the cell phone in a drawer for a weekend.Read some old books - the weirdest dumbest mustiest ones you find at the used book store.Eat some weird ethnic food and write about it on paper, and go biking after dinner to burn it off.
>>12703650what's a nigga doin in a pony general
>accidentally spilled a Mcdonalds cup full of red wine all over the carpet while cumming and reaching for a paper towelThis is indirectly Hasbro's fault for making the ponies so hot
>>12703585>I'm not racist, I'm anonymously black when I'm onlinesounds legit
>>12703652I have a few friends that did a backpacking trek or biked across the country, they found it to be a very enlightening and rejuvenating experience.
Oh look it's appleshttp://24.media.tumblr.com/f3c4221473ae8ef6745832eaa6afb333/tumblr_mr903gS2oA1srn2ovo2_500.png
>>12703629Good for you, but some cracker in a trailer house is never going to trust a black candidate again. Or trusts blacks even less.Americans are kind of stupid.>>12703678>Everyone who hates obama has to be a racist whiteOnly whites think this.
>>12703655Because a lot of people are not smart enough to know how to get past the panda.That panda is there to guard all the porn. He's trying to keep you away from the porn, anon.It's his job.
>>12703675It's Lauren Faust's fault.
>>12703669I bet he's trying to steal things from those nice ponyfolk
>>12703683I don't have time for thatI have a job and I just got back from spaghetti con vacationSo no time off allowed until youmacon
do i have to post the black girls? don't make me do this, Frank.
>>12703685>No hat2/10 that's the best I can do
Someone should stram Boondocks.
>>12703708Don't let me stop you
>>12703700Is Faust a Jewish last name?
>>12703708Post the black girls pls
>>12703717It's a recolorThe real one is a mom
>>12703708Is Choctavia among them?
>>12703694>get past the panda to get to the porn>you still have to grind in the browser gamewhy do they have to have a mlp captcha?
reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu reu
>>12703650Don't show me dysfunction and call it culture.Don't show me jealousy and call it struggle.
>>12703703Better not be stealing my human.
>>12703675> McDonald's cup full of red wineI just drank a full bottle of Barefoot Moscato and I still feel in a position to judge you.Why, man? WHY?Was it crush wine or a merlot?
>>12703693>everybody who hates Obama is a white racistnever met anybody who isn't
>>12703754It was Franzia burgundy.
>>12703748She's dead, anon.
>>12703694so what can I find on sad panda that I couldn't find on, say, gelbooru?
>>12703742Just try an account from Bugmenot.
Fluttershy wants you to go to the mosque with her, MLPG
I'm going to marry Twilight!
>>12703772Why weren't you just chugging it straight from the box?... And why on Earth don't you finish your wine BEFORE masturbating wildly to something?
>>12703777Men and women are in separate DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO TWILIGHT
>>12703753LaQuonda would whoop my ass
>>12703777just to look as a tourist or for real?
>>12703777inb4 people conflate afghan/paki/iraqi cultural policies with what the koran actually says to do
>>12703792may you dream of cute pone
dating a black girl as a white guy is the best. you can say "nigger" as much as you want, and other non-black girls think you're hung like a horse.
>>12703795I don't know why, actually. That would have saved room in the fridge if I got rid of the box. I almost never drink wine but it was the only form of alcohol left in the house.
>>12703777I love delicious black Twily as much as the next guy, but come on
>>12703777>not taking any opportunity to dress like this
>>12703817God this is lameShe isn't even a pony or anything
>>12703777>Dis bitch nigga mad, ain't he TwilightYEA HE LOOKS PRETTY MAD TO ME!
>>12703706okay thenI'd like to also suggest taking some time away from ponying to start reading books instead. there are plenty of great ones of all sorts.
My OTP is my ponysona and the toy-only character Plumsweet. Not the one on Tumblr, mind you, the personality listed on the toy's box.
>>12703777i can post some Muslims, too. /s/ offers an olive branch.
>>12703725>Is Faust a Jewish last name?http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=faust
>>12703777Head coverings are cute.
>>12703833I havent read a book since high schoolI think it was Steven King or something
>>12703844>muslim>being immodest for random men on the internetIslam doesn't work that way
>>12703827i see The Senator, Queen Amidala, Obi-Wan and "the Spyder" from Game of Thrones
>>12703849Read Have Spacesuit - Will TravelIts one of my favorite books
>>12703849The only book I liked that he wrote was Misery.
>>12703849At least you had a good authornow is always a perfect time to start reading
>>12703845so it's Roman?
DASH SOLO SONG WHEN?
>>12703777I politely decline and tell her that is not my faith
>>12703870as soon as xieril marries her
>>12703870what would she sing about? how sore her jayjay is from Soren with the Wonderhilt?
Rarity wants you to celebrate hanukkah with her, MLPG.
>>12703881I will fight him to the death.
>>12703908Sweetie Belle is a liar
>>12703872Good plan. Wouldn't want that invisible sky wizard to get jealous.
>>12703920ur a liar anon
>>12703908so wait,which is the euphoric pone?
>>12703908can we do it in santa monica?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSCmZU0eFJg
>>12703908sorry, i have an arrangement with dash
>>12703857ssh. let it happen.
>>12703834>PLUMSWEET always has something nice to say! Her friends come to her whenever they need cheering up!My headcanon of the toy's character is that she's not depressed, but resiliant enough to have a BF who is struggling with depression.
>>12703925I'm not a man of faith
>>12703938Goodnight DashHave fast dreams
>>12703941Your headcanon a shit.
>>12703957that was a great touch