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Villain edition! Discuss why the villains on this show are great or lame!

Old horse: >>12689519
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>>12694521
That picture makes me feel really uncomfortable
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>>12694544
I wonder what sort of adventures await on the other side!
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>>12694544
I chose to replace those two terrible ponies with the CMC in this hypothetical
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>>12694523
it did seem like a S2 episode
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female villains are great cause they're kinda hot
discord is cool because he's gangster
sombra is like that one guy who pretends to be gangster but in reality does nothing but talk shit and get wrekt
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>>12694545
do tell
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>>12694544

and then Snails tripped over his big ol' dong and chipped a tooth
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>>12694521
Oh god oh god she's looking at me
What do I do
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>>12694591
assume the position
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>>12694578
>sombra is like that one guy who pretends to be gangster but in reality does nothing but talk shit and get wrekt
Sombra is OG Loc
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>>12694591
Set up a bug zapper and pray.
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>>12694521
>Chrysalis NMM
MAN
MY PENIS CAN'T TAKE THIS
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>>12694578
now wee need sombra dressed like a thug

or nightmaremoon/chrysalis making advances on mewanon
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>>12694521
sunset is great because she's pretty and i want a plushie of her to hug
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>>12694521
That's a cute Nightmare Chrysalis.

10/10 would waifu.
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>>12694629
this fanbase has a strange love for alpha bitches
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>>12694629
I want a hot dog of her to eat.
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I want to be anon's pony
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>>12694650
It's because it's full of beta males
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>>12694650
Alpha women are hot.
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>>12694482
Meows,i'll be lying when i say
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I like them all except for Sombra.
Sombra was a joke, such a shame.

Chrysalis is pretty cool, but that's mostly because of her swarm. Swarming is awesome.
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>>12694629
Her voice is sex, what the fuck is it with this show and sexy villains
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>>12694602
This is the first time I know of a non-MLP character being mentioned in the MLPG thread.

I feel proud
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>>12694574
I thought about it, but I felt like they'd be more likely to actually take stock of their surroundings even during a single-minded pursuit.

>>12694573
My idea was that it led them to the Crystal Palace. Somehow. I am not a clever man.
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>>12694650
I want to gag Gilda with her own panties and then fuck her butt
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>>12694650
Beta and Omega males flock to the strong willed. Hence snips and snails, who by the way were total douchenozzles in the movie regardless. Should have killed them.
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>>12694663
usually it's people in positions of power who like femdom the most, because they desire what they can't have
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princess pone wants you to ride her around the castle grounds
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>>12694654

are you asking for futa sunset shimmer
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>>12694521
Holy crap. Bug King Sombra looks decent.
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>>12694521
Is it me... or Sombra Moon looks very hot?
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>>12694662

>you will never be anon's pony
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>>12694662
I want pony.
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>>12694699
Well it's not like most people here can have any women
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>>12694682
the empire is full of strange and ancient treasures of great power

a random gateway does not seem that out of the question
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>>12694629
>wanting to waifu sunset shimmer
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>>12694650

only because i have a femdom fetish
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>>12694701
I want to carry pone around like she's a pertty kite
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>>12694704
At least she would have lines...
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Does it take effort of a Changeling to retain their transformation? Or to transform in the first place? Or is it as easy to them as breathing?
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>tfw you will never fondle your waifu's athletic, firm butt
http://i.imgur.com/rSjAFIH.png
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>>12694629
If sunset shimmer were real would you hug her dick?
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>>12694708
Pony want you
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>>12694650
they're just cute
gosh
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>>12694722
Did you get a boner when Fluttershy said "Momma's SO proud!"
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someone should really remake Pagemaster

it'd be a goldmine
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>>12694746

It probably takes effort to transform, but not to keep it. It's not like Super Sayian or anything.
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>>12694701
>The greentexts where we rode Celestia in the royal gardens like a horse.
>No talking, just gentle taps on her sides with our feet to guide her.
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>>12694705
>tfw no head pats and sugar cubes
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>>12694629
10/10 would hug and sleep with
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>>12694754
fuck outta here with this gay ass faggot shit, bitch ass nigga
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>sunset shimmer will never force you to put on a dress and make you go through out your day in school wearing it
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>>12694708
Me too

I want pony badly
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>>12694765
Not that anon but
A little bit, yeah.
The first true whyboner from this accursed show
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>>12694746
It takes a small amount of concentration, so during, say sex they could switch between forms.
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>>12694650
Does the testosterone that comes with futas make them more alpha?
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>>12694785
>No 8 ft fall Sunset Satan plush.
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>>12694755
r-really
you're not just saying that are you
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>>12694785
did you brush today?
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>>12694765

No.
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>>12694702
Mmmmmmmmmmaybe?
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>>12694765
i came in my pants without bonering

ok i didn't but i wanted to

the sticky squishy wet feeling in my underwear all day, reminding me of what brought it on
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>>12694767
nathan pls
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>>12694629
Some want to be bullied by them.

I want to rape them and destroy their self-confidence.
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>>12694812
epic memes
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>>12694788
I prefer Celestia magically stimulating you while you're in public, the object being to try to keep your composure. She'll invite you over for dinner, then make you give a speech while everyone is there, giving you an innocent look while you're trying not to groan or shift in your chair
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>>12694849
*ebin
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>>12694765
No. It made me angry.
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http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/horse/pony
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>>12694788
damn

where's that greentext about her boyslaves she kept teasing in public all day
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>>12694843
I like both
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>>12694650
>>12694812

Ultimate Alpha
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>>12694817
>lyra chopped the arm off
>off fram the stump is bleeding
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you are worstpone
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>>12694817
Pony wants you to know that she really loves you
and to never forget that.
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>>12694849
Look at the screencaps nigga. Bitch is tall.
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>>12694877
I'm not a pony at all!
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>>12694765
Why do people find ponies saying shit like that unf-worthy? All I can think when I hear something like that is a rich disgusting sassy black woman.
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>>12694877
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>>12694895
then what the fuck are you doing here
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>>12694873
um

i'm the one who wrote the original post there

when i said "what could go wrong" i was thinking of the events that nearly destroyed the school at the end of the movie

not that
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>>12694876
D'awww.
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>>12694817
>>12694881

Human males like blowjobs, I'm pretty sure he'll like you if you milk his balls daily
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Which pone is the most _______
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>>12694902
Because it wasn't some sassy black uggo
It was an adorable cartoon pony being deliciously sadistic
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>>12694877
No I'm not.
Anon said I'm a good pony.
Look at all the blowjobs I can give.
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>>12694881
pony is too sweet
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>>12694915
>impaled on a demonic 20 inch barbed cock straight out of hell
>wrong
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>>12694915
I know the feeling

People turned my comment about derpy being never for sexual ever into another merry saucy romp and it upsets me
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Colored and Inked these last night. Reposting for the day thread people.
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>>12694924
don't be so fucking crude, anon
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>>12694930
Remember when 2-parters were good?
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.>>12694935
And that image is 2LEWD.
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE.
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>>12694943
I have a 4 picture vore sequence following this one if anyone wants me to post that too.
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>>12694952
Hey, she wants a human to like her, that's a surefire method.
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>>12694963
once?
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>>12694938

>people will never take the fetishes you hate and make saucy romps out of them
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>>12694935
Is she supposed to be riding his cock or is she just laying on him?
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>>12694972
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>>12694930
But the word momma sounds like something a sassy black woman would say.

Eugh.
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>>12694972
Go for it
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>>12694987
Yes.

Horsecartoon is currently 1 for 4 on quality when it comes to two-parters. Maybe they should just stop making them.
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Do the Eqestrogen Girls at any point talk about their boobs?
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>>12694930
>fluttershy will never tease the underside of your head with the tip of her tail until you're dripping and throbbing, then snap it with a sharp whipcrack, making you explode with pleasure/pain
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>>12694994
She is just laying on him non-sexually.

They just like to cuddle in a spiritual way where no specie rules can limit them.
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>>12694994
they're just cuddling, anon
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Which pony would degrade herself for you?
How far would she go?
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>>12694995
Saine I always knew you were a heart fetishist
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>>12695018
I seriously hope people like you are never able to reproduce.
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>>12695016
>that one deleted scene where they stand around in the locker room comparing breast size
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>>12695000
Okay, there's just sketches though.
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>>12694988
>Celestia can read your mind so she knows all your fetishes
>she sets up a surprise party with pinkie
>the entire party is based around your fetishes and there's 2-3 mares assigned to each fetish
>you're so sore you can barely move after it's over
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>Go to GG's sub thread
>Foliage, foliage everywhere
Why haven't I gone here before?
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>>12695011
>Larson wrote the only good two-parter
>he's gone, S4's two parters will be shit again
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Futa horsecocks!
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>>12695025
not at all
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What if an EqG show was just like As Told By Ginger?
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>>12695043

>>12695028
Shhhhh
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>>12695011
I've always been more of a fan of the slice of life type episodes of the adventure arc ones anyways.
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>>12695044
nope
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>>12695044
>MFW
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>>12695061
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>>12695048
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1373663561372.png
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>>12695025
>leaving coloring reference in
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>>12695045

I don't know, but it's about time someone was around to help ask for more of that stuff.

Isn't Caimon great?
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>>12695051
I didn't think that show was so bad. The characters were ugly and it was "girly", but otherwise it was fine.
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>>12695018
>not using the very tip of her tongue to flick at the underside of your head and then back off at the last second, giving your balls a light squeeze each time
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>>12695051
What if an EqG show was just like Clone High?
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>>12694521
the one villain thus far with an intimidating presence and somewhat viable endgame while looking unique and also managing to add a new, interesting species to the mix
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>>12694788
>When I think of "Alpha girls" I think of confident girls, typically group leaders, who know how to kick a guy into gear when he's being a lazy prick, and can get other girls to be bitchy or nice to someone through freaking body language or some shit.
>When other anons think of "Alpha girls" they think of a girl who makes them wear dresses and probably step on their nuts while wearing stilettos.

Is there something wrong with me?
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>>12695062
over the adventure arc*
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>>12695082
I was wondering, should I make an Art thread on the sub?
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>>12695090
She is pretty cool.
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>>12695100

No
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>>12695099
that isn't discord
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>>12695100
No, they're just betas.
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>>12695106
Everone should.
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>>12695082
I like this one
>>12695106
Might as well
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>>12695100
No, that's how most people think of a "strong" woman. Sexual sadism isn't the same as confidence, but the two do seem to run together sometimes.
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>>12695120
you're right it isn't
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>>12695100
I was thinking of bitches like DT and SS that bully people.
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>>12695096
fuuuuck

what if she teased my prostate
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>>12695093
I don't think it was bad at all, I'm really just mentioning it because /co/ had a thread on it and it would be pretty cool if EqG had that amount of effort put into it.

The show wasn't even that girly.
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>>12695120
Discord wasn't all that intimidating and he didn't add a new species
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>>12695129
I won't unless you have a cool motorbike or something like that.
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>>12694752
>that feel
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>>12695123
>being concerned about whether your sexual fetishes are alpha/beta/omega/theta

ultimate pleb
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Requests?

i'll do one this time i swear
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>>12695100
There seems to be a lot of little faggots who like to be abused by women.
Where's all the women who like being dominated?
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>>12695136
Thanks!
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>>12695120
discord wasn't intimidating, his endgame was pointless and ultimately why he decided to not be a jerk any more (he just wanted friends ALL ALON lel) and neither did he add a new species to the lore given that he appears to be unique
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>>12695100
no, you're fine. They're thinking of sick girls
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>>12694551
I think it's good! It's one of my favorite Twilight pictures.

Also all this Twilight talk inspired me to draw something finally the past few days. So that's good
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>>12695147
>you will never hook up with an attractive girl which turns out to be a dominant bully
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>>12695152
To me, "girly" is people talking about their feelings.
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>>12695075
Pinkie no
I 'll have to clean the carpet once again
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i demand cuddles
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>>12695158
yeah he did, draconequus.

I say a reality warper like that is very intimidating
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>>12695179
Pony in the style of gravity falls.

YOU GET TO PICK THE PONY!
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>>12695179
Hehe.
Could I get some Gilda creeping around in inappropriate places?
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Elements of harmony, plot armor and PiS ruin all their potential to be interesting.
There are villains from "children shows" that are many leagues above theme, cunning, baddass, sometimes suprisingly deep, able to beat crap out of protagonists or/and outsmart them on daily basis or just ones that are incredible hilarious.

The worst villain from the show (not counting EqG) is Sombra. He is supposed to be dark lord, big bad etc. but he ends up being unable to do anything. Effect is comical.
Its very similar to Abaddon Despoiler nicknamed Failbaddon the armless. You should watch film featuring him as Monthy python black knight.
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>>12695201
Saved. Thanks, anon.
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>>12695201
very cute
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>>12695179
Luna pulling pranks on Celestia during day court.
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>>12694902

My humanized fluttershy headcanon is a fat black women
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>>12695179

Katia kissing Quill-Weave
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>>12695148
She does both, but backs off when she can tell you're getting too close. When she decides you're done, she'll lick you to the edge, then slowly drag her tongue from your base to tip while you erupt
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>>12695179
Scootaloo in a gangster outfit
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>>12695204
Is this post sarcasm?
I really can't tell.
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>>12695179
Nice try, Jalm, but I'm not gonna fall for this again.
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>>12695201
Shout? Aren't you married now?
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>>12695212
there's no basis for the reasoning that discord is one of many rather than being unique
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>>12695184
but they've actually seen a woman naked and you haven't
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Frenchip
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>>12695100
>>12695147
I don't think strong/confident women automatically imply they're bitches. I'd just like someone who likes what they like and aren't afraid to stand up for themselves.
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>>12695165
>tfw xieril won't draw more butts
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>>12695252
Friendship for French ponies?
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>>12694902
>>12695233
A fat yellow BBW is about right.
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>>12695245
>shout
Was it the eyes?
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>>12695251
>being beaten and abused by a woman
>in any way seeing her naked
faggot
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>>12695277
I'm sure you could have found a better example than that
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>>12695277
>That artist
Half great stuff, half terrible
That's one of the terrible ones
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What's the point humanized porn?

Why don't you just pay a whore to dye her hair pink and make it poofy and then pay some random Tgirl to match RD's hair?
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>>12695184
>you will never be abused by a woman both mentally and physically stronger than you
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>>12695249
The fact that he was refered to by a species name rather than just as discord by cherilee certainly implies there are more than one.
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>>12695288
Yes! Maybe the snout, too.
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>>12695236
what if she doesn't want me to mess her pretty face with my disgusting smelly cum

what if she leaves me aroused and throbbing, begging to finish
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>>12695233
>fat
she was a frail and delicate model, she would fall over in a stiff breeze
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>>12695301
Humanized porn is a lot cheaper than that
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>>12695288
You were the one who inspired me to draw

I hope that doesn't come off as spaghetti
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>>12695301
because i am only in love with their personalities so they would be the exact same if they were a human which makes them okay for me to have sex with
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>>12695301
>paying a whore
they are people too
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>>12695242
No, I genuinely feel that what defines a "girly" show is a lot of taking about feelings.
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>>12695257
strong and confident women don't have the need to keep reassuring themselves that they're strong indepedant women by constantly saying it and gathering in droves of feminazi hug boxes...

so... the bitches pretending are indeed bitches. because they are they act like a lil bitch.

bitch is such a diverse phrase. I loves it I do.
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>>12695306
All it means is that they wanted to give whatever he is a name.
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>>12695301
Spaghetti
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>>12695335
I don't want to sound like a tumblr whale but... men have feelings too.
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>>12695305
But anon, that's why guns were made.
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>>12695329

No, but that comes off as cirlejerking.
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>>12695306
not neccesarily. In lore, alot of things are made the only one of their kind. Like the Minotaur
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>>12695327
With all the bronyfamous people with a bunch bronbux, why can't they do it?
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>>12695349
>you will never be pistol whipped by a woman both mentally and physically stronger than you
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>>12695301

Holy shit that's brilliant!
You know how some of the brothels in vegas let you do fantasies and shit? I bet I could have one of them cosplay as my favorite pony!
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>>12695277
I would
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>>12695152
>that amount of effort put into it
>effort put into it
See, this is the issue, try expecting something from EG that doesn't require any, that might be closer to reality.
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>>12695338
I wasn't talking about people who call themselves strong independent women. I was talking about women who just are that way.
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>>12695295
>>12695298
actually that's about the best one i can find
You're free to post a superior version
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>>12695244
i got started on a comic with chrysalis kidnapping rarity to make her a wedding dress

and then the file vanished so I decided to say fuck it, I'll go and start a monster girl platformer or something

you can probably guess how THAT one went too
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>>12695348
Not on tv don't.
What's more, that's more MRA talk than "tumblr whale" talk.
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>>12695018
>tail whip
>super effective

Alright, hand over your Trainer Card
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>>12695366

im ashamed but i would too
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>>12695376
well I'd rather not post it, but the one with Spike, Rarity and Applejack
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>>12695362
>implying she'd be doing the whipping
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>>12695311
I've been working on my expressions lately. As for the snout I just drew it how I normally drew it and then erased half of it. I don't think I even have one of shout's pictures saved. I wanted to do the eyes completely different but then it made it look really terrible because the rest of her body was simple and the eyes were complicated.

>>12695329
Oh, and I'm not shout. Let's just get that out there.
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>>12695393
imgur it
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>>12695335
thats a chick flick.

a girly show is all about shopping, fashion and drama/boys (I refuse to say romance) to instigate a consumerist attitude.

Because profit
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>>12695361
I guess it's because you'd have to ask someone to dress like a cartoon pony and then have sex with you, I mean I wouldn't want to be in that situation. Nor would I want to fuck a whore dressed like a cartoon pony, really. If I had a girlfriend who wanted to do it then that's another thing.
All things considered it's still safe to assume that someone somewhere had done it, there are plenty of people in this fandom.
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>>12695393
I meant of BBW Fluttershy, but more Sheela is good too.
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>>12695381
>Ghost Trick
>mfw
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would you let the villains punish you sexually

take off your pants

that wasn't a request, it was a demand
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>>12695335

>implying rage and hatred aren't feelings
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>>12695402
Oh, well now I feel silly. Your art is pretty nice though.
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>>12695403
>>12695403
http://e621.net/post/show/225341/anthrofied-applejack_-mlp-big_breasts-big_butt-big

>>12695420
ah, yeah that's the best one for fluttershy
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>>12695350
Unf, etc.
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>tfw NPA is back
>does nothing, but flooding my dashboard with doge
what is going on.
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>>12695416
>Dressed as a cartoon pony
So a removable balloon tattoo and a wig and some pink clothes is like askign to be dressed in a fursuit?
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>>12695427
I like rage.
Rage is a pretty consistent emotion.
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>>>000
dicks
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You just encountered your favorite pony doing some stuff. What do you do
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>>12695392
First dibs on the tits
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>>12695422
Only Bughorse.
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>>12695428
Too late your spaghetti is everywhere
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>>12695402
hhhhnnnnnngg
I wouldn't mind you drawfagging all the time
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>>12695452
Well it's just about as specific
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>>12695410
Not the "better" girl's cartoons. I guess I'm thinking shit like Sailor Moon.
I feel like Gravity Falls is halfway between a boy's and a girl's show because it has a balance of feelings and Actual Entertaining Shit.
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>>12695458
>rape
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>>12695410
I think mlp g2 and g3 are pretty good idea of what a girly show is. Totally spies to a lesser extant, nothing else really comes from the top of my head after those.
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>>12695376
http://derpiboo.ru/53948\
http://derpiboo.ru/180711
http://derpiboo.ru/198109
http://derpiboo.ru/365456
http://derpiboo.ru/337502
http://derpiboo.ru/40918

A few are kinda shit, but around as good as that at worst in my opinion
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>>12695201
Twilight would have been one of my favourites if it wasnt for everything
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>>12695458

SHOOT HER BEFORE SHE GOES ANY FURTHER
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>>12695457

Hey, that's not me!
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>>12695457
that's a dirty trick
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>>12695458
cum on it
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>>12695402
wow, it's you. you have improved shit-tons.
what was your tumblr again?
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I heard Pinkie gives good hoof jobs
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>>12695458
>Slap it on the ass
>wait for it to turn around
>Double-finger-pistols and walk out of the room
>shout "Get back to twerk!"
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>>12695480
Totally spies is very self-aware about it all, then again it does it a lot so the lesser extent is justified.
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>>12695464
Eh, that's okay. Maybe someday I'll be a good artist and it'll be common knowledge that I like shout so I won't have to tell him.
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>>12695422
What I do want is to serve Night Mare Moon as a faithful servant when court is in session and she takes the role of the dominant Ruler of Equestria, and then afterwards attend to her in her private quarters where she turns back into Luna and cuddles with me while asking if I think she's doing a good job as princess.
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i would let a girl dressed as sunset shimmer dominate me

facesitting, orgasm denial, etc.
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>>12695542
reminds me of this
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>>12695422
Not gonna lie, I would cum almost instantly if NMM told me to take my pants off and started teasing me in that evil sultry voice.
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>>12695546
>orgasm denial
How the fuck does that work anyways? She yells at you not to cum and then you can't?
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>>12695422
>no sunset satan
0/10 it's shit
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>>12695546
>that lipstick smearing on your shaft and head
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>>12695201
Hnnnng, what a cute Twily

You have improved a lot man.
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>>12695587
>all the way down to the base
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>>12695421
>just using a gif I saved awhile back and hadn't used until now
>didn't know it was from anything
>never heard of Ghost Trick before and had to Google it

Sorry anon, I can't be your nigga
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>>12695484
I know. Her everything is so perfect and I realize that some people would prefer to have a flawed waifu that they could project their head canon onto.

>>12695402
I wouldn't say I've improved shit tons because I've been mistaken for a couple different drawfags now and I'm trying to not make that happen. http://no-hooves.tumblr.com/ I haven't uploaded anything in awhile though
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>>12695579

fetish magic means she can tell when you're about to cum and stops right before that point

sometimes it means stopping the pleasure during orgasm so as to ruin the orgasm
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>>12695579
It's the same thing as edging, she's bringing you to the edge and then stopping. It doesn't mean not allowing you to cum at all, that would be called 'ruined orgasm'. Yes, that's a thing.
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>>12695542
reminds me of this >fanfiction where NMM wins in the first episode, and takes Twilight on as her unwilling servant/assistant. There's a scene where twilight's in bed, and nmm sneaks in and curls around her.
Nothing lewd happens afterwards, but the moment was still good.
Lets see if I can find it.
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>>12695546
but that's a man
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>>12695609
>>12695609
Found it.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/939/nightmares-dont-last-forever
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>>12695594
I, I I would marry EQG Fluttershy
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>>12695565
I wish NMM would experiment on me sexually because she's never seen a human before and use all kinds of kinky evil femdom magic on me
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>>12695633

That's because you have shit taste and haven't gotten over moeblobs yet.
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>>12695596
why is that pony in the mirror brushing her hair in the opposite direction
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penis
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anyone knows the imageboard name where you can find mare porn?
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>>12695656
Unity pls
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>>12695656

moeblob > smart girl with glasses
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>>12695657
Because mirrors reverse everything, silly
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>>12695633
Are you sure you would?
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>>12695591
What a glowy pony
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>>12695656
I will beat the fuck out of u in real life im 6'6 117 pounds and i bench 200
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>>12695667
Comes before eight and after six.
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>>12695680
>>
sounds fun

added to my read later list
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>>12695682
Why Hasbro? Why?
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>>12695656
No moeblob throughout my life has moved me until her
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>>12695680
slut with glasses > all
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>>12695694
the fuck do you know
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>>12695685
>6'6 117 pounds
that's fucking twig status m8
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>>12695596
i think it's rather significant
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>>12695694
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>>12695696
for
>>12695627
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>>12695688
I remember another one that was named like lawlz, but thanks, I will check that
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>>12695601
unf

i'd let sunset ruin my orgasms for her own sick pleasure
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>>12695667
Pornsocket has a few mare vids, gaybeast has a lot more but it's a paysite and you only get a few free videos per day. There's a mare pack on TPB, think it's called "best mare pack". It's not the 30gb one that used to be on zoophilestracker, it's only 6gb. If I knew how to start a torrent I'd upload the 30gb one.
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how ded can one drawfag be!?
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>>12695741
>tfw dotkwa is ded and hats us
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>>12695565
>You cum within 5 seconds.
>She hasn't even touched you yet.
>She just looks at you with a unimpressed glare
>"Your'e kidding, You're kidding right?"
>She never even bothers wasting her time with someone as weak willed as you again

You've disappointed our Princess of the Night Anon. You should be ashamed
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>>12695731
btw

http://ruined-o.tumblr.com/
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>>12695741

ded as applblewm
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>>12695741
zombie status
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>>12695741
Like a re-dead but less ugly.
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>>12695751
>our
wrong
she's all mine
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*squelch*
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>>12695751
>implying she won't just use her magic to "reload" you
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>>12695732
Thanks.

And maybe you should check this: http://www.wikihow.com/Upload-a-Torrent-to-The-Pirate-Bay

Next week I could help you to seed the torrent 24/7, when I arrive to my home.
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>>12695751
She's no princess, she's a dark and terrible queen.
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>>12695769
>tfw I was zombie status a couple weeks ago
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>>12695775
Pinkie I don't care that you can frost cakes with it, sticking a bag up there will only draw customers in for a little longer
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>>12695751
Figures, even in Equestria I still get shit on.
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>>12695769
>>12695771
i was a zombie once..
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>>12695778
I could probably cut the file down to less than 10gb if I only saved the videos and deleted all the pictures. A lot of them are poor quality.
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have you ever cum in front of a crowd
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>>12695775
the most arousing of onomatopoeia
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>>12695682
>those colored glove bodysuits
but why?
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Hey gents
Art stream tonight~
ponies and sharks
/mtdoodledump
Come on in
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>>12695821
When I was younger I would hold my dick up to the water jet in pools and hot tubs and cum that way. Did it in a crowded pool once, good shit.
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>>12695741
I was dead before I even started drawing here.
I am the deadest drawfag there is, so dead that you guys don't even know I'm dead.
Its not easy being the best.
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>>12695596
>maybe Zecora cursed my hair!
That was cute.
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>>12695776
Would such spells in Equestria or any setting be considered "whores magic" or would it be considered lady luck to give a man a second chance to redeem himself?
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>>12695816
I was frozen today
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>>12695864
they were racist as fuck that episode
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>>12695596
So why hasn't any villain used the widely and easily available poison joke to neutralize the mane 6 and celestia/luna?
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>>12695819
Interesting. I suggest you start a thread here later when you got the torrent uploaded, so the horsefuckers here could maintain the torrent alive.
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>>12695830
>sharks

FUCK YEAR
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>>12695821
i want girls to crowd around, enthralled as i pump my way to an explosive orgasm, cheering me on

is there a name for this
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>>12695878
Around zebras never relax.
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>>12695878
I think that was the underlying message in the episode.
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>>12695878
It was cute how the country girl was the most racist and untrusting of all of them.

It was cuter that the mini country girl was the one who gave Zecora a second chance
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>>12695907
>underlying
It was pretty fucking overt.
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>>12695892
CFNM, I love it, I want all the ponies to gather around me and gasp in surprise while covering their mouths with a hoof when I start spurting like a firehose
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQTgW36hxcw
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>>12695924
CMCCFNM
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who's rucky pony
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>>12695830
Mt. Have you ever drawn the ponies AS sharks?
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>>12695596
>messy hair Twily

holy shit that's cute, and also a little arousing
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>>12695931
I stepped into a Hot Topic recently, the staff wasn't dressed nearly as nice as that.
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>>12695931
Hi, is there a more beautiful cashier i could speak to?
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>>12695931
Would you shop at hot topic if they had Changelings working the register?
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>>12695924
the fuck does CFNM mean
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>>12695934
rarararararararara
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>>12695952
maybe
would you inquire about any vacancies
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>>12695952
no
maybe then give the clothes away to charity
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>>12695931
I would a Chrysalis with a tongue stud, they must feel great during oral

>>12695957
clothed female naked male, there's a ton of it on streaming porn sites
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>>12695816
Hey you got better!
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>>12695949
*grabs you by the throat*
Back the fuck off?!?!!?
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>>12695952
It would be helpful for trying on clothes. You could just ask the staff to turn into you, try everything on, and pick whichever one you liked the most.
>>
GAS POWERED PONE
NEVER RUNS OUTTA GAS
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>>12695987
*toot*
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>>12695993
In the UK, we call it "petrol".
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>>12695945
>Staff worked at a Hot Topic for years.
>Watched their store go from Goth to Justin Beiber and ponies.
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have you ever cum in a public place

have you left any sticky surprises for others to find
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>>12696015
>That feel
I used to shop there alot
Like watching a good friend get into some bad shit
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>>12696015
Yeah, it's a shame. I miss the punky feel, now it looks like black-flavored Pac Sun.
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>>12696026
>I used to shop there a lot

oh anon
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I'm gonna take a nap

don't have any fun while I'm gone
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>>12696015
>>12696026
>>12696032

It's undeniably a lot lighter and fluffier mainstream than it used to be

And yet it also means we get covers like this
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>>12696015
does anyone have that comparison image between the "old" hot topic and the "new" hot topic storefronts
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>>12696023
I once came behind a bush that was indented into the road so I could only be seen at 45 degree angles.
It was surprisngly hard.
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>>12696023
Don't give me ideas, man. I've been double-horny lately.
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>>12696023
I've cum in people's food and I've watched them ate it.

Last week, about 56 people had a little bit of me inside of them.
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>>12696026
My boss has friends who work at the local one here.
Yeah.
He hates ponies.
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>>12695986
Hmmm can you turn into a female me? Okay now try the lingerie on. Yeah I'm going to need to see that in a different light, follow me.
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*clink*
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>>12696046
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>>12696023
I cum on the floor/stall walls/stall handle in public bathrooms, and sometimes cum into a plastic bag, get a bunch of envelopes, rub my cum onto the adhesive strip that you have to lick, then go to an ATM and put them with the deposit envelopes
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>>12696058
where do you work
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>>12696058
That's why I cook my own food.
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>>12696048
WHY HAVEN'T WE GOTTEN PICTURES OF THESE PRETTY DRESSES YET
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>>12695982
i mean before here
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>>12696068
>a female
can't you just say girl?
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>>12696058
I call bullshit, no man has that much cum.
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>>12696072

I mean it

not even a little fun
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>>12696048
man I love that cover

lyra looks so beautifulllll
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>>12696023
I once jacked off in my Human Resources office.
They didn't understand the joke, but I was laughing all the way to the unemployment office.
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>>12695633
Get in line, buddy. God knows all the things I would do with and to her.
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>>12696048
derpy looks absolutely stunning in pink eyeshadow
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>>12696086
I could but I didn't. What's it to you?
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>>12696088
>he just spurted in a large vat of salsa before slathering it on their tacos
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>>12696058
Oh so you work at taco bell and you just ejaculated all over that days shipment of dogfood grade meat?

gross
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>>12696086
DIE CIS SCUM
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>>12696048
What does Hot Topic have to do with that cover?
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>>12696077
Friend owned resturant.

But that isn't where I did it.

It was at a cook out
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>>12696085
oh...ew
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>>12696088
If you abstain from ejaculating for a long time, then tease yourself for long periods of time by looking at porn without touching yourself, then finally masturbate at the end of the day you'll cum EVERYWHERE. I ruined my expensive leather desk chair that way, I was edging and I went a little too far and my cock exploded.
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>>12696089
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>>12696117
thanks though
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>>12696115
Hot Topic gets exclusive covers for the MLP comics.

That's their cover for #10.
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>>12696088
No, I jarred the cum and mixed it in the pastries and cooked it with the meat.
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>>12696117
Hey what's your nsfw tumblr
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>>12696031
such a cute underrated ship
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>>12696023
Once I got left alone at work all day because the lady in my office was away, and I was at the end of the hall in a blind corner where you couldn't see me if you looked through the window. I edged for 3 hours, with breaks in between, then just let my load shoot on the carpet. I cleaned some of it up so it wouldn't be obvious, but you could definitely see something if you looked at it. That was the best wank I've had in a long time.
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>>12696146
dingus
dingus
dingus
dinki
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>>12696146
Yeah...but i would have to go IN their store to get it!
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>>12696083
Humanized?
Vinyl's supple underboob spilling out from under her top?
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>>12696173
You can actually order them online, too.
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>>12696175
YES
YES
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>>12696146
lyra is such a qt
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>>12696175
NO
PONY VERSIONS

AS FAR AS I KNOW ONLY GOAT TRAIN DID THAT ONE PICTURE OF LYRA AND BONBON IN THEIR DRESSES AND IT ISN'T INKED OR COLORED YET
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>>12696175
>tfw not enough underboob
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>>12696155
Anon I do not think your employers or waifu would appreciate this.
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>>12696185


I am still irked tat I can't buy pyramid studs from then any more...
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>>12696146
Funny enough, they gt the covers with the most brony popular ponies. IDW knows their audience well.
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http://i.imgur.com/4rxROKF.jpg
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>>12696100
Yeah, and even Doctor Hooves looks fantastic in it, and I have everything related to that fanon.
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>>12696217
Send it to tumblr.
Get a few hundred likes.
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>>12696214
What
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>>12696217
She has a scarf she's fine
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someone just asked my friend if they were a jewish mom

what the fuck does that mean
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>>12696217
I gave my pony winter clothing.
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>>12696189
2cute
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>>12696202
Yeah, never did it again because I didn't want to get fired/arrested. I went off Paxil about 2 months ago and my libido came back, so I've been walking around at full mast during work since then, I'm constantly horny, it's worse than when I was going through puberty. Can't keep my hands off my dick for the life of me.
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>>12696230
what good will that do?
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>>12696259
I'd beat that pony
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>>12696217
Apologize, make her some hot malt cocoa, and wrap her in my down comforter
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>Spend hours working on a piece of art.
>Get at the most, 10 notes.
>Some idiot takes a picture of toys, not even taking 5 minutes.
>Gets 70+.
And people wonder why being an actual artist sucks.
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>>12696260
Are you doing steroids? You might have some serious medical problem if your libido is that bad.
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>>12696271
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>>12696288
RCH hateanon pllz FOAD
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the fact that these aren't being drawn more is a tragedy
why isn't this picture finished yet
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>>12696288
You're doing it wrong anon, you shouldn't be in it for the attention. You should be in it for the fun of drawing.
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Check it MLPG
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The hottest thing is when someone moans and pants heavily in your ears while whispering things to you. What's the best way to write this?
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>>12696302
I'd protect that pony from abusive anon.
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>>12694521
Crysalis, because I can fuck her.
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>>12696316
I do it with drawn out/slurred letters and stuttering.

Then again, if you're not into that it just looks silly.
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>>12696306
Him and you first, the lone whiteknight.
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How is this for a Femanon pony?
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>>12696313
>Best of their respective series
Well it's only natural.
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>>12696259
http://i.imgur.com/VVG7UND.png

>spooning with Lyra on one of those cold winter mornings where you don't want to get out of bed because you're so comfy
>starting your day with a slow, gentle blowjob from your warm minty pony
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>>12696344
It has a face
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>>12696344
We don't even have an anon pony, this wasn't necessary
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>>12696316
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLOTINE
YAH
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>>12696307
It might be
Goat Train's computer exploded so he's in the process of getting a new one and in the mean time is still drawing but using a shittier computer that he can't upload pictures with apparently.
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>>12696316
Vary description of what's happening. It's not just sound, it's heat and pure sensation. Is it close? Do they seem urgent or somehow faraway, drifting even as they hiss or coo in your ear? Is it wet breath or dry hot steam? Is it in cadence with shenanigans or counter-cyclical?

Really just varying between pressure, sensation, sound actual dialogue is a good idea.
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>>12696298
No, test levels aren't high either, they're dead on average, like 550 or so. It's not that big of a deal, but it gets on your nerves after a while.
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>>12696374
ASK HIM IF HE FINISHED THE PICTURE OF LYRA AND BONBON IN PRETTY DRESSES
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>>12696350
>she swallows your whole cock, then just softly grinds the back of her tongue against your frenulum until you erupt
>looking up at you with those eyes the entire time
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>you will never watch a 95 min dota game
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>>12696382
>Netscape.
Wow.
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>>12696134
your welcome
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>>12696404
p-pls no
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>>12696412
>You will never play multiplayer Dorf Fort
>You will never watch a 24 hour long game
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>>12696329
yeah, you seriously need to tone that shit down.
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>>12696429
>multiplayer dorf fort
With four times the dorfs, obviously
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>>12696423
>your
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>>12696438
I do what my partners like. And many of them have told me they enjoy my hentai dialogue nonsense.

But if any of you want me to knock it off, just tell me.
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>>12696438
Honestly, I like it.
It makes them seem really slutty
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>>12696451
And taxes + living costs enabled
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>>12696412
>opened stream at 33 min
>Ok, I can still see the last few fights

...
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>>12696457
seems kind of stupid, but if people like it, then what can i do.
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>>12696456
auto correct on phones doesnt into grammar
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>>12696451
>Play as elf traders
>Go to dorfs fort
>See one go for a lever
>Not today motherfucker
>Run off before he can trigger it, later dig a hole into his plumbing and fuck up all his pots and pans
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>>12696122
>EVERYWHERE
This frikkin guy...
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>>12696429
>multiplayer dorf fort
>one guy runs the fortress
>the others control dorfs directly
>roles rotate with the seasons
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>>12696479
It may be on autopilot, but you still need to steer it in the proper direction.
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>>12696424
>you both roll over and go back to sleep
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>>12696498
So it's SS13?
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>>12696502
I wish the Swype train had breaks
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>>12696521
Actually cooperative though since the fort persists

I would play the shit out of this game holy fuck
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>>12696451
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>>12696498
That actually sounds really fun.
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>>12696535
It would be as co-op as SS13, in that it's supposed to be but in reality, the janitor is the most dangerous guy on the ship
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>>12696554
I know, right?

The fort could persist, so as people drop in and out everyone can keep playing
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Dino Time
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>>12696457
what >>12696478 said
it's kind of funny but kind of stupid

it could be worse so I don't really mind it
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>>12696581
If only dorf fort had a reasonable ui and maybe sprite level graphics. So I could enjoy it without getting a fucking masters degree in dorfing first.
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Threads dead, fix it. Fix it fix it fix it fix it.
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>>12696457
Sex is kind of silly to begin with. If you aren't into it then it looks ridiculous.
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>>12696664
How about a PARTY
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>>12696664
Only if you touch my butt
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>>12696344
absolutely terrible

how about this one instead
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>>12696581
I'm trying to figure out how pausing would work. Easiest thing would just to disable it entirely. No brakes, destination !!fun!!.
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>>12696687
it's normally at 1x speed but either player can put it at 1/2x and if they both do it the game pauses?
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>>12696687
Just use votes for time changes, like pause or 2x, 4x etc.
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>>12696687
Even though it would require graphics, having the dorfs be first person would be cool too. That way they have to rely on the fort manager for overall intel
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>>12696664
I will wisper "no"
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Oh god Pinkie no please no

I can't take it anymore

please stop
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>>12696728
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>>12696728
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>>12696681
Why is that pony homeless?
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>>12696759
she's just temporarily displaced due to her love of adventure
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>>12696756
the fuck pinkie
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>>12696741
>you will never have a qtpi pegasister gf to pone with
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>>12696728
*wink*
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>>12696767
That is a fancy way of saying 'I have no money and have to wonder from place to place to live'
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>>12696784
>Only winks once visible on the screen
>Other wink is elsewhere
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>>12696457
EA why do you like to pretty much ERP?
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>>12696773
>you will never fall in love with a horsefucker
>you will never marry aforementioned horsefucker
>you will never have horsefucker kids
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>>12696791
>wonder
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>>12696773
>Know a girl like pinkie
>she's warm and bubbly and always hugs me when we meet up
>she actually likes ponies, too
>She's not interested in dating
>But we're still good friends
>It hurts
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>>12696791
there are wonders everywhere, anon
go outside for a change and maybe you'll see something neat
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>>12696797
It's >fun
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>>12696800
Life is too cruel.
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>>12696814
Improve yourself until you're irresistible. Other men would kill you and wear your skin to be in your situation.
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>>12696814
I bet she tells you all about the endless train of douchebags she's getting railed by
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>>12696820
Well, >fun is absolutely not allowed.
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>>12696800
The first two give me feels, but I object to the third. I would never push my faggotry onto my kids. They'd get into their own faggotry without any of my help anyways.
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>>12696850
You wouldn't be pushing it on them. Horsefucking would be hereditary in this situation.
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>>12696773
I met a girl at a convention who I keep in contact with and see a few times a year
she's the only person who openly discusses fetishes and porn with me
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>>12696814
i was in the same situation a few years back.
i eventually got to date and fuck her.
listen to this guy >>12696831
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>>12696820
suddenly everything makes sense
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>You will never be in the Royal Guard
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>>12696874
Because I don't want to go to jail for filly fooling.
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>>12696773
>Only person I know who also watches ponies is another dude.
Bro it up about ponies and stuff.
>He starts getting closer to me.
>Have to nope out of that predicament.
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>>12696814
I could see how that would suck.
But I would really love to have a friend like that. We wouldn't even have to do anything lewd. Just talk and do stuff together.
I don't have anyone though.
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>an ask pony blog
>only text responses no pictures

why
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>>12696910
just let him suck your dick already
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>>12696901
I'm pretty okay with that, it seems like a pretty boring job and not very effective because of SA's incompetence.
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>>12696907
well she's not asking you to be hers
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>>12696917
Yep that irritates me
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>>12696924
Fuck SA.

I'll go into a changeling hive and fuck shit up and come back with a bunch of changeling horns around my neck.

That is unless I get corrupted or something
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>>12696917
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>>12696924
>the whole reason for the Crystal Empire trip was to get Candy and Shindig out of Canterlot
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>>12696814
>>12696867
>>12696910
>tfw MLPG is less socially awkward than you are
I'm in a league all of my own.
Actually I probably share the league with a bunch of legitimately autistic people.
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>>12696917
>you will never take your horsebando to see the dong show at the taint fair
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>>12696922
Naw dude, I aint gay at all.
Plus he totally has a muffin top.
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>>12696482
>set his farms to not produce anything
>pour out every barrel you can find
>come in next year with fine elven wines
feels goooood
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>>12696938
I wouldn't have any objections to that if she wanted me to...
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>>12696952
Chrysalis pretty obviously didn't act like Cadance.
The main 6, excluding Twilight, wouldn'y have known better since they'd never met her.
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>>12696976
>going to see the dong show
>not helping your horsebando win first place
>not riding that blue ribbon dong all the way home
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>>12696864
We need to get our top scientists to isolate the horsefucking gene. It could be our best chance to make real life ponies a reality.
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>>12697005
There is no gene, it's socially born just like gender roles.
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>And actual brony podcast that doesn't have people who sound autistic.

How is this possible?
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>>12697023
gonna need a link here
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>>12696924
he was being brainwashed and controlled
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UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
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>>12696952
>I CAME HERE TO SLAY YOU BEASTS IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA
>an hour oh so later
>Anon is licking his belly after consuming love from a captured filly
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>just got to the liquor store as it was closing

CT liquor laws are bullshit, you can't even get wine at the grocery store. With all the apples we have, you'd think we'd have good cider, but we have jack shit here. You can get Woodchuck and Strongbow, that's about it.
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>>12697023
You might be dreaming. Quick flip a lightswitch, look at your watch, and push up backwards against a wall. Good, now you're lucid. Enjoy those pony butts.
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>>12697032
http://bronyshow.com/

They have good voices.
You just have to like listening to the radio version of EQD.
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PONY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT BUTTS
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>>12697062
oh
never mind then
I don't really know what I expected
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>>12697062
>episode 117
jesus, I remember those guys when they were just starting
I gave them 5 bucks and they read my name on the air
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>>12697071
No pony is too young.
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>>12697060
BUT IF I AM DREAMING, HOW DID YOU TELL ME IT'S A DREAM!?
OH SHIT, IF I KNOW THIS IS A DREAM AM I A GOD?!

FUCK YEA!
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>>12697071
LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT BUTTS
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>>12697071
How much does pony want to know?
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>>12697084
you know nothing of butts
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>>12697084
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION
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>>12697042
the concept of love!
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>>12697042
THE CONCEPT OF PONE
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>>12697080
What's funny was when season three ended they said it was the end of the podcast.


Look at them.
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>>12697098
UNF
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>>12697084
I'd like you to draw me a thing or two about butts. Especially pegasus butts.
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>>12697091
WHATEVER SPERGLORD
>>12697092
FIRST THING ABOUT BUTTS:
THEY ROUND
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>>12697090
How old is that horse supposed to be? I thought she was in her 40s, but somebody told me she's the same age as the main six.
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>>12697090
EVERYTHING
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>>12697110
can you put things inside of them?
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What if a very special episode in which Dash has to deal with becoming a woman 4 days a month??
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>>12697105

It's a picture of horses in rollerblades committing vandalism.

How is it unf.
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>>12697094
>Two women who hate one another.
>With lots of power.
>Having to get along.
>Drinking red wine.
The city is fucked.
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>>12697127
It was a play on the next line in the song
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>>12697127
Anon's penis knows no bounds.
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>>12697124
As long as they treat it like a werewolf story, I'm fine with it.
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>>12697111
I like to think she's a little older than Cheerilee, who's around Raritys age.
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>>12697094
>that Cadance

oh god my dick
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>>12697148

Dash gets shot in the marecunt with a silver bullet by the CMC because they've been watching vampire movies?
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>>12697171

>vampire

shit

i meant furfag
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I like when they make real horse noises in the show, and do horse stuff like stretch or kick their legs.
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>>12697136
maybe they are friends now
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>>12697160
rediv plz
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Pony has expensive taste
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>>12697182
me too
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>>12697182
When they rear up and uh... I don't remember what its called. But cycle their forelegs really fast. Adorable.
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>>12697184
Chrysalis is positively the best mother there is.
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>>12697202
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>>12697109
SpEED BUTT
>>12697119
Everything except for fine silverware
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>>12697200
or more pony tastes
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>>12697220
ATATATATATATATATA
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>>12696404
Having a pone look me in the eyes like that while she sucked me dry would be the best moment of my life.
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>>12697200
Pony has great shirts.
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>>12697224
I'd like to touch that butt
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>>12697224
speed butt
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>>12697222
I don't know if those are normal motions or if she had issues...

Imagine, a town full of twitchy Mustangs.
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>>12697233
I do wonder why luna was wearing something so pedestrian and informal. she certainly seems to be a stickler for tradition
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>>12697224
>>12697241

Flutterbutt > Speedbutt
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>>12697243
She's a troubled pony
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>>12697233
Pony does
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>>12697256
she's trying to adapt so she can be less unlikable
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I want to take Adderall with fasthorse and slam that pussy full force for hours on end while she moans and slams back into me
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>>12697200
>>12697233
Luna is awesome.
>>
>You will never be a changeling corruptor
>You will never see your waifu gaining little holes in her hoof
>After days of the corruption she finally slips out of her pod
>You'll never lick the slimy primordial ooze off her head
>You'll never hear her light hisses when you lick her green translucent belly
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>>12697265
Have we come up with a dark and troubling story behind her claustrophobia yet? Preferably with a root in a horrifying childhood experience.
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>>12697283
I want to get stoned with slowhorse and cuddle with her on the couch and play with her wings
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>>12697241
unf unf double cutiemarks unf
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>>12697256
Well, while I'm sure the messages on the shirts are just running gags for the reader, they do kind of suggest that maybe Celestia proposed that she visit and mingle to...have fun.
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>>12697293
It's called having Claustrophobia.
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>>12697293
Mustangs live in open planes.
Being trapped in a confined space would freak them out.

Reminds me...HOW THE FUCK DID SHE SURVIVE THE TRAIN RIDE?!
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>>12697283
Pony says you too
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>>12697318
Stuck her head out the window the whole time. With her tongue lolling out.
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>>12697222
She's the only pony I'm attracted to, also her accent is the cutest
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>>12697270
I like how Mac and Zecora worked in that comic.
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>>12697318
>mustangs live in open planes
I could only think of a P-51 Mustang living inside one of those transport planes
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>>12697302
I want Gilda to disembowel me with her razor sharp talons and take huge bites out of my innards.
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>>12697318
she probably just took a nap or focused on an open window
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>>12697331
I'll allow it!
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>>12697237
Do you have what it takes?
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>>12697304
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>>12697311
>>12697318
I actually liked that her phobia was a slow burn that just ground her down until she had to get out instead of an immediately overpowering urge.
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>>12697353
y-yes?
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>>12697341
JESSY
JESSY
JESSY
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>>12697353
The hand is quicker than the eye.
Light-speed butt-touch, go.
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>>12697349
God I love that show.

If I was a millionaire I would pay top dollar just for them to air one more season
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>>12697360
I thought that her phobia was an unnecessary complication for a 22 minute episode.
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>>12697260
I don't know, Anon. I'm going to need some pictures so I can compare.
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Oh Mom, oh Mom, stop I'm gonna pee, oh please stop

http://i.imgur.com/QJWQiBe.gif
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>>12697380
>It's done in modern times.
>Ponies are considered in the episodes.
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>>12697392
What about her flirting?
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>>12697412
it was cute
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>>12697380
I would love to see an episode where do star Lauren Faust as one of the wrestlers
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>>12697412
She wanted to blow on his whistle bad
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>>12697402
It would be a lot less terrible if it wasn't animated by Tiarawhy.
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>>12697392
Eh, as far as story goes, but I thought it was a fun character detail.
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>>12697402
>Oh Mom, oh Mom, stop I'm gonna pee, oh please stop
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>>12697437
>pony pokes head out of larger pony's ponut
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>>12697412
>She's trying to steal my whistle.
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>>12697421
>Power puff girls come to her rescue
>Ponies appear for a brief moment but a sniper with a hasbro logo on his jacket takes her out
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>>12697436
I can't think of anyone else who would make a flash animation of an 8 year old boy getting a blowjob from his mom
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Surprise!
You've gotten a letter, mysteriously dropped on your doorstem, informs you that in a week a pone will be moving in with you as part of the Inter-Universal Humanity Studies. It just so happens to be your favorite pony, too!
How do you prepare?
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>>12697436
>It still made him thousands.
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>>12697403
>Lauren Faust and Twilight Sparkle vs EqG Twilight
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>>12697437
Unbirthing fetish.tiff
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>>12697373
...
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>>12697446
Is there a greentext about that?
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>>12697445
>You fuck a pony anally while getting a blowjob
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>>12697437
everything about this image is cracking me up
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>>12697456
I... Well you do have a point there.
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>>12697468
Smooth moves! I bet she's impressed.
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>>12697468
YOU DIED
Game over
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>>12697458
Clean room until it stops smelling like semen.
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>>12697468
Anon never needed those knees anyways...
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>>12697468
Haha yes. She didn't notice a thing!
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>>12697468
She doesn't even suspect!
Do it again!
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>>12697458
>doorstem
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>>12697468
Ponies butt hits him right back
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>>12697468
That must've been AT LEAST 6 gigasanics
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>>12697469
There could be...
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>>12697468
Blame it on nearby mare.
Watch as Dash grabs her and forcefully makes out with her.
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>>12697458
>Celestia
Flip out and break down because royalty is going to be judging me constantly.
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>>12697505
You don't live on a beanstalk, Anon?
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>>12697302
I want to get stoned with drunkhorse and pinch her teats while she suckles on the end of my member
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>>12697468
You're like a ninja, Anon.
I've always wondered how you pronounced ellipses, anyway.

Duke Togo never taught me, either.
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>>12697481
......
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Pinkie please stop abusing my ass
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>>12697458
inquire about this IUHS program, why I've never heard of it, and why they chose me

I'm not going to get all prepared for a pony and then have it end up being a ruse
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>>12697542
D-Dash?
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>>12697542
It's Pinkie Pie
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>>12697542
Oh, yeah. I'm definitely in. Like, solid, man.
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>>12697542
shit shit SHIT
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>>12697542
AHEGAO FACE
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>>12697542
Dance, you can't hit a dancing man. It's just not done.
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>>12697368
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>>12697458
Burn down house.
Change address to local hotel.
Tell them that it is my house.
I just let people live in the extra rooms for free.
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>>12697542
>>12697586
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>>12697591
You're cute.
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>>12697571
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>>12697458
Pack my guitar, sheet music, and clothes. Ask how long the study will be.
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>>12697597
That's not how the real world works.
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>>12697458
AEIOU
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>>12697606
Dance for the love of god man!
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>>12697606
RUN
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>>12697606
That, however, is.
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>>12697606
Uh... Dash? You, uh... you need something?
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>>12697606
ABORT ABORT ABORT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>12697606
What?
I was only going fast.
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>>12697606
Sheesh, I thought we hit her on her butt not her face!
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>>12697606
>Nowings
Oh fuck you smacked Applebutt instead. Go find correct pone.
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Don't worry, Button, sweety, this is a special game that mares and stallions play together and it's gonna feel really good, tickly, and maybe a little gross, but you have to promise not to tell anyone or momma will never play with you again, ok?
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>>12697606
SLAP HER ASS AGAIN.
PREPARE ESCAPE PLAN!

WAIT...
REVERSE THAT!
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>>12697606
Too fast for you?
I guess I could slow down a bit.
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>>12697612
You mean to tell me that there is no magic talking horses in the real world?
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>>12697606
You're dead, grab a hand full of that sweet cyan cookie dough. May as well make the most of your death.
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>>12695594
Fucking forgot to turn on auto refresh so SUPER late reply
It's alright
It's a good game and your still my nigga for actually deciding to look it up
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>>12697606
DAS BOOT
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>>12697639
>tfw he made her as MILFy as possible to get as much free porn as he could.
I swear, he is one of us.
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>>12697665
no need to get catty
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>>12697604
O-oh.
Thank you very much
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>>12697667
Where is he from, I can't tell what kind of accent it is, sounds almost Dutch
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>You are a little filly, and the sun just went down
>Darkness, shadows and the like are abound
>yfw?
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>>12697667
Nah, I think he's smarter than that. He made her as, uh, "everymom" as possible. Guarantees a wider appeal.
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Sup?
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>>12697686
flee to the nearest home or place of business and hope a kindly stranger will take me in
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>>12697612
pone world isn't real
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>>12697679

pffft
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>>12697679

THAT'S NOT EVEN A RELEVANT PUN
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>>12697691
unf
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>>12697639
At what age does a filly get a cutie mark for mothering a child?
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>>12697681
I thought he was Italian.
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>>12697680
Also, I think Anon hoped you would do something with >>12697341.
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>>12697619
>You think you can ESCAPE this time, anon?
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>>12697708
While taking care of their baby sister.
Any time really.
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Only the dead
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>>12697639
Parent/child incest is one of the most psychologically damaging things that can be done to a child and causes lifelong issues with shame, trust, and intimacy.

But damn it, that pony is smoking, there's no excuse for a cartoon pony to be that sexy.
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>>12697723
I was hoping, WHOOSH
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>>12697723
SHIT SHIT SHIT GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE SHE GETS YOUR ASS
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>>12697725
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>>12697708
She could have gotten her CM in her late 30's for all we know
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>>12697708
It's a bottle and a heart, it could mean she's good at milking things.
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>>12697723
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>>12697723
FIRE MAGIC MISSILE INTO THE DARKNESS!
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>>12697725
not even the dead
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>>12697741
I thought he was sucking a dick in the thumbnail
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>>12697728

I bet if everyone engaged in parent/child incest, it wouldn't cause lifelong problems anymore

celestiafags: 1
freud: 0
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>>12697686
Wait, am I fully mentally a filly?
or am I filly with the memories of my life?

Or am I filly with that kinda has the consciousness of a filly, so it's pretty hard for me not to completely act like a regular filly but still have some memories of my past?

Because if it's 2 or 3, I'd violently masturbate
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>>12697778
...I don't think that's how it works
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>A 'hater' getting converted by the show and crying over 'My Little Dashie' .

Oh my god.
This fucking podcast.
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>>12697771
>>
http://derpibooru.org/97760

unf
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>>12697778

>openmindedfamily.png
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>>12697771
You should watch the video.
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>>12697399
?
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>>12697723
TAKE THE INITIATIVE! GO FOR THE HUG!
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>>12697786
>Context? What's that?
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>>12697807
if I had to guess >>12697062
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>>12697800
I've seen that before, I think he made himself vomit, I've had old crystal pepsi and it's really not that bad
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>>12697807
It's a brony podcast, who needs context.
http://bronyshow.com/

I only listen to it for laughs.
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>>12697754
I guess nursing would fly. If she worked in the baby ward maybe.
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>>12697691
>you will never snuggle a puff
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>>12697667
No, he isn't
For one he's bronyfamous
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>>12697723
Pinch her crotchnipples
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>"I like Derpy, but not full on derp but" *Podcaster almost laughs at this point*
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>>12697778
it would cause lifelong problems that noone would recognize as lifelong problems because everyone is too busy being a victim-of-child-rape-child-rapist.
Just think of Japan.
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>>12697723
This time? How much do we touch her butt
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>>12697834
So is GG, Jessy, Red, and Art Anon.
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>>12697639
I wish she was my mom
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>>12697849
Not nearly enough
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>>12697784
You're you, but still a filly. no memories but still the same guy
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>>12697806
>NOT THIS TIME, ANON.

>THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

>GET READY FOR THE

>FAAALLLCOONNN...
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>>12697691
oh god it's sb
hide the superhung stallions
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>>12697860
I want to introduce you to an amazing party, Pinkie!

THE TEA PARTY
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>>12697860
I'm sorry Pinkie, after last time... I'm just not sure you can party in a responsible manner.
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>>12697876
MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I WASN'T ABLE TO STEAL DASH'S NOSE TWICE
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>>12697876
>in b4 falcon hug
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>>12697876
Boop her nose
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>>12697876
NO DAMN IT
HIT THE BLOCK BUTTON
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>>12697860
teach me how to party
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>>12697875
Wait, then how I'm still the same guy?
Memories are everything.

Anyway, I'll still violently masturbate
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>>12697876
You know what happens when two Falcon Pawnches hit eachother at the same time right?
FALCON...!
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>>12697876
MY ONLY REGRET WAS BEING KILLED BY SUCH A FAT PONY!
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>>12697876

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME, DOSH?

BUSTAAAA WOLF
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>>12697718
P-51 mustang plane pone? I can give it a shot later.
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>>12697915
>not asking her if she's okay first
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>>12697908
FALCO PAAWNNCH
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OH SHIT SHE TOOK THE PINEABBLE IS HABENDING
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>>12697881
>>12697903
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>>12697876
BOOP HER
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>>12697929
Sounds awesome.
Make him some gruff old vet?
Not a lot of male planes.
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>>12697876
CAPTAIN FALCON IS A LOW TIER FIGHTER YOU FUCKING SCRUB
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>>12697946
that pony loves party
why does that pony love party so much
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>mfw eating rubber chicken patties from Mcdonalds
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>>12697929
How does single propeller work on pone?
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>>12697906
>Memories are everything
If you say so, big guy
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>>12697946
The mane having such sharp corners almost makes her look like Spike in that sketch.
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>>12697968

shoulda sprang for the southern style chicken you cheap fuck

crispy and delicious, always
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>implying I didn't bring my own
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>>12697954
He was exceedingly good in 64 and pretty solid in Melee.
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>>12697968

i just fucking sat down with burger king chick n' crisps

they're superior
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>>12697968
>eating mcdonalds

Should've went to the Krusty Krab.
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>>12697889
>B O O P
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>>12697991
Dammit meant to reply to:
>>12697880
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>>12698004
>not Krusty Kunny
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>>12698009
>>>/mlp/
>>>/anywhere else/
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>>12697968
Should have made your own, it would be cheaper per meal.
If your a decent cook(not hard to be) it could be delicious.
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>>12697981
They are everything, it's what makes up you.

Being turned into a filly without any recollection of my previous life is a bit terrifying.
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>>12698005
Who's going to visit us in the hospital, now?
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>>12698005
Totally worth it.
>as seen on Anon's grave
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I wanna hotdog those soft cheeks
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>>12698005
Does this mean you're cool with me touching your butt?
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>saying brohoof live on air in front of 100,000 people
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>>12698036
I fucking know man. What the fuck why?
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>>12697778
What, you mean like "If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_All_Men_Were_Brothers,_Would_You_Let_One_Marry_Your_Sister%3F

It was interesting but almost as stilted as Asimov.
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>>12698026
>not this
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>>12698009
>not eating at Der Krazy Kraut
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>>12697968
>Not steaming your own burgers.
>While selecting the kind of quality beef you want.
>Or buffalo.
Who needs fast food when you can cook your own shit?
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>>12698008
sb pls
draw overhung sadsack
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>>12698044
who
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>>12697968
You know what's awesome?

Get some chicken breasts.
Giggle because you're slightly immature.
Cut them into silver-dollar-sized pieces, about half an inch think.
Marinate them in something for a day.
Get 'em out of the fridge.
Dredge in flour and spices.
Deep fry in pan or dutch oven for 5-6 minutes each side at 325F (make sure to keep the temperature carefully regulated! Too hot and it'll scorch, too cold and it won't cook)
Take out. Dry. Wait to cool.

HOLY SHIT YOU JUST MADE SOME HOME MADE ULTRANUGGETS THEY'RE FUCKING AMAZING

>http://www.bonappetit.com/blogsandforums/blogs/badaily/2013/04/yardbird-fried-chicken.html
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>>12698033

I wanna hotdog those soft sweaty cheeks
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>>12697968
>not getting a McGangbang from McDonalds
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>>12697991
GOOD
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>>12698021
if that's the case, that's a pretty shallow sense of what makes up a person. By that i mean it's very fragile.
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>>12698065
yeah, fuck all of that
I'm going to go spend ~five bux and ~five minutes instead
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>>12698067
don't get me started on sweat
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