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bully problems edition

Old horse: >>12683965
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Remove potheads
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I want to hug Mrs.Cake. Only as friends though.
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>>12689545
NO
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>>12689545
f-faggot
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>>12689483
>Ponca Poh
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>>12689545
of everyone except alcohol drinkers,smokers and potheads.
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>>12689545
thunderpies sound tasty, but probably are belly bombs like white castle
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Reminder that Babs would not be in Season 4.
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>>12689584
HA HA HA
GOOD
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>>12689572
and rabid liberals and feminists and people you don't like
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>>12689545
>thunderpies

that sounds like a word that would have a second meaning but I can't think of anything logical
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>>12689545
>thunderpie
What a strange ship.
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>>12689584
>Reminder that everything you know and love won't be in Season 4
Fixed that for you.
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>>12689584
Thank goodness
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>>12689601
haha brony
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>>12689519

/b/ullies did it again
>>498502026
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>>12689545
>Be Ms. Cake
>Pinkie's in her room with thunder noises coming from inside
>Maniacal laughter, normal enough.
>Probably remembered a really funny joke
>...
>You're employing a super villain
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>>12689618
>Ms. Cake
What happened to Mr.Cake?
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>>12689618
>in the other hand she babysit for free
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>>12689630
Baking accident. No one talks about it
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BABS
i picked the right day to dig up that trip again
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>>12689584
We'll probably get some mentions of her from Apple Bloom.
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Would you an adult Babs in a dirty alley behind the bar after getting piss drunk from a drinking contest with her
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>>12689640
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>>12689618
Man the height of Pinkie's Super villainy would be like... creating a cupcake that tastes like salad or something.
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>>12689584
It looks like she's ashamed of her fat booty.
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>>12689647
I don't like her as a character or her episode very much but I can appreciate the humanized art
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>>12689576
>>12689596
>>12689597
They're a regional delicacy, but I think Pinkie Pie might be overdoing the rainbow.

>>12689618
This sounds like an average day for Cup, to be honest.

>>12689584
Too bad, I'd like to see the Manehattan CMC.
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>cosmo finally posted porn
#wow
#woah
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>miss all the shitposting about ex-contributors in last thread
ah well, people did just fine without me
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>>12689657
No
I would a nice rarity in her bed after we had a romantic dinner and told her that she means more to me than anything else and that I will always love her and be by her side
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>>12689601
for you
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>pony invites you to a date
>never dated a pony before
>never dated anyone before
What do?
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CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SHITPOSTERS YEAH!!!
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>>12689697
Go to twilight and ask her on books on dating
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>>12689697
read a book on pony dates
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>>12689697
stay cool
talk to pony
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H-hi anon. I know you don't appreciate it when I do it. But. Could you let me slap you with my futa mare cock?

May I?
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>>12689697
Grab your dick and march in.
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>>12689708
>they don't do a good job either
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>>12689709
>She thinks you're asking her on a date
>You now have 2 dates for the same time
What do?
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>>12689665
cute
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>>12689545
I want to bake things with Dash and Pinkie in a cloud oven

Cloud- anything always sounds cool. Some one posted a picture of cloudberries the other day and said they taste like honey.
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>>12689697
Something simple and non-comittal like coffee.
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>>12689709
>>12689712
>twilight insists on helping you practice for your big date
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I went to the dentist today, my face is num and yet it hurts.

This is a reminder from your favorite toothpaste pony Colgate.
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>>12689697
http://vimeo.com/71606538

this video will explain all you need to know
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>>12689715
Stop posting this faggot shit every day and samefagging it, fucking degenerate.
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>>12689697
Ask Rarity, because she has more experience in that field and it would be more practical than reading a book
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>>12689684
>ex-contributors
Eh? We were talking about contributors pictures.
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>>12689665
holy shit that pony just murdered that guy
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>>12689709
>Twilight is the one who asked you
>Neither of you know shit about dating
>You both spend the evening wrapped up in a blanket next to a fireplace reading a book titled Interspecies Relationships For Dummies
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>>12689728
What no.
I just go in and say "Hey Twilight Rarity invited me on a date and i needed some books to know OH GOD SPIKE IS BREEATING FIRE IN MY FACE OH GOD HIS CLAWS ARE SHARP AND IN MY SHOULDERS"
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>>12689715
when did i ever say i don't appreciate it?
come on. that face won't slap itself.
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>>12689724
>they try talking about themselves
>they are still on topic
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>>12689748
before that
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>>12689665
You know for someone who just got stung with a deadly poison, he looks pretty sarcastic.
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>>12689748

Until Kraut shat up the thread again.
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http://i.imgur.com/TlzOJHK.gif

The idea of mother/son incest makes me really uncomfortable, but that hair, those eyes, that tongue running around his shaft, oh my fucking god
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>>12689665
I hope that Anon is okay. I don't want that pone to go to jail for murder
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>>12689697
I don't fucking know

Maybe if I'm lucky I'll end up in one of the universes where for some reason or another I'm my waifu's husbando and I won't have to worry about it
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>>12689739
Thank you best pony.
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>>12689789
>That tongue lolling from the side of her mouth for no reason
It's like animators hate boners.
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>>12689789
What kind of dick is that?
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>>12689659
>you will never be delitized
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>>12689744
Slap pony on a date? You monster Frisbee.
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>>12689789
Man, I know.
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>>12689715
how can she slap?
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>>12689739
I say that the dentist makes me nervous so they give me nitrous, I love that shit. I breathe in as deeply as I can and everything seems far away and sound flanges like a wah-wah pedal for a guitar
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>>12689762
>read a paragraph that suggests wearing an article of each other's clothing to bed to acclimate to their scent
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>>12689789
>that penis
>those stiff lifeless lip motions
>that movement of the mane
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>>12689784
>>12689790
He's alright
Scorpio's sting is actually a powerful aphrodisiac
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But the real question is if you would have freaky half pony half human monster babies with your waifu
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>>12689805
I'm assuming it's gonna be fixed in the final version, if the blowjob scene is anything like that one, I'm gonna be jerking off all week.
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>>12689840
Sure.
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>>12689840
Yeah.
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>>12689840
No
I have a healthy baby pony or no baby at all.
Satyrs a shit
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>>12689840
Someday your baby will be doing this for someone.

i.imgur.com/dman1sN.jpg
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>>12689840
ya i guess once i am older and done adventuring around the world of equestria
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>>12689840
yes
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HEY ANONS!

Lets play a game, pick a contribute any contributor. Now pick your favorite piece and your least favorite piece out of there gallery.

Please explain why you like or dislike each of the two pieces.
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>>12689865
I'm not telling her that she has a vagina
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>>12689840
Celestia no, I'd kill it.

Pure pony or pure human
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>>12689863
Satyrs are the best
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>>12689865
As long as that someone is a respectable well kept person than I guess I have to accept that idea.
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>>12689697
Date within your own species, faggot!
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>>12689872
I like myself
I like this piece because it captures my feelings on art
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>>12689865
marevag looks so soft and warm
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>>12689881
no they are shit
One of the worst things to come from MLPG
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>>12689840
>tfw you did and everything turned to shit on you and gave you a crashing wave of betrayal.
>tfw I can never trust anyone again.
>tfw I will never have a child due to the scars.
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>>12689872
my favorite contributor is anon
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>>12689840
I can't say ''no'' to a face like this
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>>12689863
>>12689878
you know going into the relationship that because of how magic pony genetics work you have a 75% chance of a pure pony baby, a 10% chance of a pure human baby, and a 5% chance of a satyr hybrid

do you take the chance
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we pone fans are a smart, nerdy lot, right?

so why hasn't development begun on a huggable AI sweetiebot who will follow you around and be your friend forever?
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>>12689890
shh, not so loud, cnn can hear you
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>>12689872
thats a lot of work so i will just say instead

SB
like:fat horse dicks
hate:obesity anthro
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>>12689890
>cute pony girl who you know and like asks you out
What if she accepts you for who you are on the inside?
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>>12689872
i still wish fgtpolice was around.
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>>12689899
Didn't you say you already had a child? Also Steve?
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>>12689914
No I just go to Twilight or a specialized unicorn and guarantee that is a pony baby
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>>12689914
what are the chances for anthro?
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>>12689789
>my fetish is finally getting more attention
FUCKING FINALLY
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>>12689890
But my species suuuucks.
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>>12689890
Never, Dr. Supervillain!
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>>12689697
Wait until I save enough to lease a pony, then go on rides in the woods, find a nice clearing, and nail the shit out of her
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>>12689939
Nope Napoleon.
The child was only an illusion but the scars feel too real.
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>>12689947
mother/son shit is really common though
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>>12689914
How am I supposed to send a horse to school?
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>>12689914
I've played enough video games to say no even to 1% chance.

I don't want children.
I'm not capable of love, I'd be a terrible parent.
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>>12689945
Equestria Girl/100
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>>12689904
Gonna have to post this shit for the first time
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>>12689918
because we know what would happen to the sweetiebot
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Hey guys, I have a terrible idea for a tumblr involving Norse Ponies, but need an equally terrible/punny name for their village. Was thinking of something like Norneigh or Ponies of the Æsir. Anything equally bad is appreciated.
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You are in a happy relationship with pone.

It's been a couple of years and pone wants a babbu.

But the only way to have babby with pone is to be turned into a pone.

There is a 50% chance of you being stuck as a pone for the rest of your life.

Do you take the risk.
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>>12689947
Are you so desperate that you could get off to this?
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>>12689970
>Not capable of love
I know that feel, sometimes I think that the concept of waifus that are ideal and impossible to be real has ruined my mind for actual relationships.
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>>12689969
Enroll them, genius.
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>>12689924
What if your two things were in one peice, would you feel neutral?
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>>12689789
>that awful dick
>but everything else is decent enough to save

ehhhh
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>>12689924
i really like the first one, and the second has really grown on me.
i don't care for big tits, but if makes him happy who am i to say it's not good.
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>>12689984
Is that a rhetorical question?
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>>12689984
YES
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>>12689984
What risk?
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>>12689991
But what if people cyber bully her?
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>>12689984
Such a hard choice. Let me think about it.
YES, YES PLEASE WIZARD. I want to cuddle and love my pony waifu, cherish her and kiss her every day.
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>>12689984
...so what's the catch?
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>>12689918
Because Japan has yet to create and perfect waifubot technology.
If only it was the year 20XX...
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>>12689998
I just imagine it's my penis
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>>12689918
I thought that would happen, and that the first recorded ai in history would be a pony.
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>>12689982
Norseland

The secret is that it sounds like Horseland
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>>12689972
thats not the same thing you idiot
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>>12690016
They're getting close.
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>>12689966
Not in MLP though.
The closest thing would be older Pound Cake/ Mrs. Cake, and there's practically nothing on that.

>>12689988
Not that gif specifically, but there are already plenty of fapfics with both of them.
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>>12690015
If you get stuck as a pone you can never go back to your family and friends here on Earth.

Ever.

Not even in the afterlife.
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>>12689982
their ethnicity is horse
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>>12689914
but with odds like those i will definitely get a satyr
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>>12689984
Before I say yes or no to this question I need to no which pony it is and how deep in a relationship we are. Are we even married?
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>>12689984
Cant I turn her into a woman?
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>>12689990
I feel strong love for all my animals, but I don't feel it toward people. Fuck, maybe I am a zoophile.
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>>12690016
>20XX
Wasn't one of the Megman games set in 200X?
That would mean that it is technically in the past.
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>>12690038
......and?
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>>12689995
i would have to see it, it could be ok if the gut isnt too huge
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>>12690038
...I asked what the catch was.
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>>12690048
Don't go labeling yourself like that, remember that any label you attribute to yourself will likely become true.
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>tfw a mod unb& you from a month hiatus
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>>12690032
Yes it fucking is. Look at the fourth panel. It's almost exactly the same.
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>>12689918
robopones are inevitable
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>>12689982

Flankylä
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>>12690036
I like Rumble /ss/ the best, Shining getting blown and stimulated with magic at the same time by his mom would be good too
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>>12689855
Looks aren't everything. To say that they don't matter at all is dumb, but a person can't be a 10 for the rest of their life. I think makeup can be used in small things like social events or work, but a person shouldn't take that as their default state.
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>>12690070
And THAT's where you come back? That's cool.
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>>12690082
That is kind of horrifying.
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>>12690071
that part of her mouth is closed genius
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YOU WILL NEVER A PON
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>>12690068
But I legitimately want to own and have sex with a mare.
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>>12689671
Oh yea?
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>>12690091
Same with perfume, to me.
Say, which pony would wear which perfume?
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YOU WILL ALWAYS A PON
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>>12690105
But will I ever APRON?
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>>12690113
There needs to be a lot more of this
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>>12690052
X can mean they use a system with 26 numbers per digits.
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YOU MIGHT A PON I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT PSYCHIC
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>>12690119
rarity of course
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I want to buy more Derpy shit. I only have the Hot Topic thing. What else can I buy?
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>>12690104
I can't tell if you're baiting me or not right now
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>>12690130
There needs to be exactly the amount of this and no more.
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>>12690098
Im just going to my favorite boards again.

Is Ponychan still here?
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>>12690113
Babs a shit, would have violent degrading sex with her and throatfuck her while pinching her nose shut, and calling her a worthless fucking whore who's too ugly to get a man to have consensual sex with her, and I'm doing her a favor by taking pity on her because she'd never get laid otherwise
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>>12690016
>20XX
>not 20X6
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CAN'T BONER THE PONER
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>>12690137
Oh that's part of it, he's going to go more than a few rounds, she likes to tease and coax his loads out
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>>12690137
This pic is sexy as fuck.
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WILL YOU BONE THE PONE?
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BIG FAT FUTA STALLION.
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>>12690152
the feeling is mutual
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>>12690154
Nigga I will cut you
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>>12690113
>Babas will never smother you with her breasts and crush your pelvis with her thighs
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>>12690144
There's actually some retarded looking plushies of her no eBay for like 15-25 bucks if you're desperate
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What if pone did not have sexual.

What if they were smooth and featureless and bodily waste was disposed of via magic.

What if you asked Luna about it and she explained it's because Celestia is a massive prude and ponies must apply for a sexual activity license if they want to have babies. Otherwise all of Equestria's inhabitants have a blanket Decency Filter spell cast upon them that prevents the showing of lewdness.

How long until you'd go insane from no nookie?
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>>12690144
Ebay and Etsy are your answers
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>>12690190
I would wonder why I ended up in a non-canon universe.
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>>12690152
you're right, he's wrong.
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>>12690130
Oh yea?
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>>12690183
>FUTA STALLION
how would that even work
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>>12690052
The first two games, but I think they were retconned to 20XX when Powered Up came out.
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DUCKTALES
WOO-OO
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>>12690183
>FUTA STALLION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
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>>12690181
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>>12690178
I think about it daily, and calm my morning wood with a good massage while thinking about how wet and tight a mare must feel inside while she's clenching and winking around you
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>>12690152
Let him ruse in peace, Anon.
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>>12690031
Why not just call it Horseland then? Though that does sound stupid, which is perfect.
>>12690086
Now we're getting somewhere.

So far there's Scald the Skald, Spear Glint the pegasi valkyrie, Glacial Shift the Frost Giant, a warrior I can't think of a name for yet, and another frost giant character, for reasons. Shut up.
Probably located along the water in the northern reaches, isolating themselves from the world during the attack on the Crystal Empire with a icy mountain range.
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HELLO WISCONSIN
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>>12690104
LIPS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT, GENIUS
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>>12690160
>posting low-tier Homestar Runner characters
I bet you prefer Biscuit Doughhandman over Frank Benedetto
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>>12690214
stallion with two dick, also he use to be a women, but still has a vejayjay.
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>>12690189
No, I don't want retarded. I want Derpy.
>>12690201
I'll check out etsy.
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>>12690231
They have Viking Rams too right?
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>>12690255
too ea-tier for me
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>>12689918
1. get claire to record enough of her voice for a siri-like voice synthesizer
2. customize an AI chatbot with knowledge from the show
3. install chatbot software in small computer with microphone and speaker into one of those robotic pet dogs
4. program robot to respond physically to environment, including following owner, hugs, and cute dances
5. put robot inside life-size sweetie plush

see, it's easy

even with today's shitty AI and robotics technology it should be simple to come up with a basic sweetiebot
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>>12690231
Podin, god of war in the land of Valhorsela
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>>12690157
>pinching her nose shut while you're facefucking her

It's hot as hell when girls struggle for air and you can see them getting that frantic look in their eyes, and start to try to pull away. I'd piss in her mouth too and then spit on her and walk away, leaving her sobbing with her head in her hands while she contemplates what just happened to her.
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>>12690240
>low-tier Homestar Runner characters
There's no such thing.
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>>12690265
/r/equesting some qt 3.14 viking pony, getting rammed with a Norse dildo.

Pls respond
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>>12690205
Oh yes
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>>12690257
>No, I don't want retarded. I want Derpy
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>>12690223
>not yfw da burrs win da F1.gif
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>>12690231
whats your skype handle?
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>>12690265
That could work pretty well, a warrior clan of rams that share the land with them. Was thinking of having the area heavily influenced by spirits such as Windigos and such, making pacts with some to protect them from Sombrero.
>>12690277
Valhorsela....my god....that might be crazy enough to work.
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>>12690231
Can MLPG make a cute female war maiden OC?

pls
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>>12690282

that'd be hotter with context

like doing that to a downtrodden Trixie that's just looking for a place to sleep
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>>12690267
>robot goes haywire
>tries to kill you
>eventually you melt half of it's plush off to reveal it's hard metallic underside still smiling at you like Terminator
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>>12690290
How do you imagine her adult human self to be? What kind of guy would she want?
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slim, chaste mares

modest, celibate stallions
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>>12690287
An actual bad character?
No
An in-universe considered lame character?
Plenty
You can only rank in the latter and that's precisely what I did.
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>>12690326
I write some heavy dom stuff with choking and degradation, but I delete it because I'm too afraid to post it and get shit on
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>>12690343
they need to fuck
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>>12690293
I just wanted a clumsy airhead with a big heart. But no, social justice had to have her killed and the fandom makes her either lolsorandum or mentally challenged.
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>>12690332
>Spoiler
You
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>>12690362

getting shit on is the first step to not being shit on
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>>12690340
That looks hot, but that's still wrong. IRL horses aren't as cute or complex as MLPonies.
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>>12690308
Carnbeff is the ID

>>12690321
Only if everyone approves of it. I would not want to besmirch her innocence.
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>>12690332
SHES DRINKING WHILE TALKING

OH GOD SHE'S A VENTRILOQUIST
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>>12690282
Man, what a shameful boner
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>>12690343
>you will never politely greet and say hello to the residents of ponyville
>you will never have platonic friendships with all the ponies
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>>12690381
Marty's tight bum.
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>>12690343
The long, slim, majestic, looking legs are one of my favorite things about the way ponies are drawn.
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>>12690343
I like that post Fyreflye posted about waiting till marriage.
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>>12690380
I know your pain.
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>>12690267
I'M GOING TO LEARN AI JUST TO MAKE THIS
After making Rarity


And keeping them for myself
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>>12690332
>How do you imagine her adult human self to be?
Probably laid back but forward
>What kind of guy would she want?
not me ;-;
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>>12690343
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>>12690343
Chubby, slutty mares

stallions somewhere else or whatever
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>>12690398
>you will never have platonic friendships with all the ponies
I have more interest in this than I have ever had any interest in fucking them
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>>12690386
No matter what you do, someone is going to hate you. It's inevitable.
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>>12690387
That's what I think, I feel like the whole smell and hygiene thing would offset the pleasure from it. I guess if you washed and shampooed them every time you fucked them it would be ok, but there's still a chance of them farting/shitting on you while you're balls deep.
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>>12690380
You know why I loved the shit out of Derpy? She's like one of those old school Looney Toons characters.

Then the fanbase and other idiots had to interpret her as an insult to mentally ill people.
Yes, I'm still upset.
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>>12690411
I like short, stubby ponies that I can pick up and carry around on my back!
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>>12690449
I mean, it's stupid having sex with real horses. They lack compassion and any other complex emotions.
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>>12690453
The voice reinforced that, I wish they gave her a normal but semi-goofy voice. She sounds like a downie in the show.
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>>12690443
I have been here for a while and I have yet to even have one hate anon.

I wish I had a hate anon, I really do ;_;
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>>12690442
Mah nigga.
I want to have casual conversations with my waifu and just enjoy some time with her.
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>>12690340
>>12690387
>>12690449
>>12690476
For me, they have to be sentient and sapient. Unfortunately only humans are that, which is why I like cross-specie pics/stories.
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>>12690453
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>>12690469
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>>12690426
>not releasing them under the GNU license
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>>12690453
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>>12690426
DARLING DARLING DARLING

DRESSES DRESSES DRESSES
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>>12690469
You mean fillies?
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>>12690476
If I did do it, it'd be for hedonistic regions, I just think that it would feel really nice and remarkably like a human pussy, having the freedom to walk out to the burn and plunge inside a soaking wet cunt that milks you dry sounds appealing.
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>>12690476
so does your hand
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Would you stuff Twilight full of chocolate?
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>>12690481
Do you at least have people who like you?
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>>12690453
>inevitable
she's always been a lovable silly pony to me, and most fanworks depict her as such.
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>>12690522
He said AI not mirror clones
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>>12690481
Post your stuff and I'll hate it if you like.
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>>12690494
No Derpy sweetie, I love you. I'm not that, I promise.
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>>12690488
I'd love to just have long conversations about the intricacies of pony life or just talk about how their day was.
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>>12690534
No...I am very neutral, no one likes me nor hates me.
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>>12690526
No! Big adult ponies that think they're too old for that kind of stuff.
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>>12690528
I'm trying to think of a way to argue against that, but I can't.
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>>12690547
Y..you do that for me?
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>>12690491
Depends on what you mean by sapience, horses have been shown to be very intelligent animals, they can recognize individual people and even tell men apart from women. Horses are STRONG animals, and I figure if they're not enjoying what you're doing, they'll kick you into a coma. Getting kicked by a horse is no joke, if you get hit in the head you have a fair chance of dying. If you get double kicked in the chest it could cause internal injuries.
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>>12690561
>that feel
Do you post with a name at least? I think the only reason no one cares about me is that I only ever post my drawings as anon.
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>>12690563
Oooooh. That's cute.
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>>12690561
You have to have some sort of personality to establish a pattern for people to like/dislike. Usually people don't like it when you overdo it in the general. It kind of happens in places where people hang out, like the groups in skype, steam, etc.
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>>12690563
>>12690600
Fuck off pothead
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I'm gonna go work out, let's go Rainbow
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>>12690533
Literally or metaphorically?
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>>12690504
NEVER
THEY WILL RUN THE MOST PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE EVER ON THE MOST PROPRIETARY LICENSE EVER
YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM EVEN AFTER I'M DEAD
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>>12690637
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>>12690591
Hey anon...

I was only kidding loser, my name is flash and everyone fucking loves me. Who couldn't love me bro. Even your waifu wants to bang me raw and my art...well lets just say my art reaches the heavens.

Go fuck yourself!
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>>12690643
Blame her sister for what?
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>>12690654
I know you do drugs, Twily.
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>>12690654
TWILIGHT
YOUR HORN
DISCORD PUT IT BETWEEN RARITY'S LEGS
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>>12690577
I can't like it unless they have self-awareness. You can argue by moving where the line is, but for me it's something that allows civilization, complex social structure, and language to happen.
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Would you enjoy a nice big stogy with your favorite pony?
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>>12690662
Everything
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>>12690664
She also listens to heavy metal and stays up past her bed time
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>>12690664
I want to do dank purples with purple
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>>12690662
Everything.
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>>12690649
I hope Steve Ballmer fucks you in your ass
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>>12690646
Both
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>>12690655
>well lets just say my art reaches the heavens.
Because it blows so hard it generates lift?
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>>12690675
No, yuck.
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Hips
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>>12690637
>pothead
Whaaaaaaaaaat.
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have you ever just gotten so horny and yet you're completely indecisive on what you want to beat it to
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>>12690655
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>>12690699
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>>12690693
MEGABURN
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>>12690685
>>12690677
What will Celestia do when I start blaming her for things?
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>>12690683
The way her hair just snaps annoys my animation senses.
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>keep looking up Marine Corps information
>pages keep referencing the Commandant of the Marine Corps
>e.g. "This MOS will be assigned and voided only by the authority of the CMC"
>CMC
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>>12690693
Did you just insult the flash?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

Winner gets to fuck the others waifu.
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>>12690704
...no?
I swear, this thread has a disease where all they can talk about is sex
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>>12690699
I like hips. I also like panties.
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>>12690689
...
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M KEEPING SWEETIE AND RARITY
TWILIGHT TOO.
AND LUNA AND CELESTIA.
BUT THE REST? THE REST ARE GOING TO MICROSOFT. JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.

ENJOY YOUR XBONE EXCLUSIVE ANON
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>>12690704
Nah I usually just pull up my top two fetishes on e621 and start playing out erotic fantasies in my head.
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>>12690683
>and stays up past her bed time

NOOOOOOOOO
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>>12690691
Then YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>12690716
>anthro

NO

I DONT WANT THAT
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Does love exist? Or is it only a myth?
Is my favorite pony capable of loving only me?
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>>12690621
not him, but i always found this the most difficult. you don't just get invited to any groups without having established a personality here, which scares me, because i'm afraid people will expect me to contribute more.
therefore, no frens. it's terrible to not be able to inspire any passion.
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>>12690704
>tfw so horny that everything turns you on
>even fetishes you don't like
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>>12690725
banish you
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>>12690728
CUTIEMARK CRUSADER SOLDIERS YAY
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>>12690675
No, smoking is bad
>>12690683
I'll simply ban her from listening to such music.

and beat the shit out of whoever is giving her drugs
>>12690684
No you don't, you want to sing songs about adventuring with purple
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>>12690742
I wouldn't say that's anthro yet
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>>12690664
its ok if rich people do drugs though. its only a problem when its poor people.
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>>12690743
love is a phony social construct, don't believe its lies
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>>12690699
>''Hey Anon, why do you keep lookin' at mah butt?''
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>>12690752
>I am the law
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>>12690761
It's not okay if either does it.
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>>12690769
I want to grab it
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>>12690725
Are you speaking against Equestria? Sounds like someone needs an attitude adjustment. One year in the dungeon.
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>>12690704
i default to sb's hyper dicks
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>>12690764
Don't break his dreams anon, that's not nice.
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>>12690776
I am the law
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>>12690751

Except Marines will supposedly throw a shit fit if they are called soldiers instead of Marines with a capital M.
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>>12690769
ARGHHHHH LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
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>>12690777
>''What would ya do that for?''
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>>12690730
Yeah, sorry about that.
>>12690734
Would try.
>>12690749
but anon what if you found out that you liked them, like stuffing

>>12690781
i didn't vote for you
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>>12690781
The sex dungeon or the normal one?
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>>12690769
I uh, I thought I saw dirt on it is all. Honest.
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whelp let's see how this goes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgLiA2Jch5Y
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>>12690804
Because I want your booty AJ

I-I mean because it's nice
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>>12690811

The Fungeon.
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>>12690812
''Would you mind cleanin' it up for me?''
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>>12690769
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ia8T4E2Mc
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>>12690813
why?
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>>12690804
Because it's really really really pretty.
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scrunch
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>>12690748
I don't think the groups require someone to invite, you should just be able to jump in. Maybe hang back a awhile to see how things are and test the waters. When you get involved with people like that, they do sort of expect a give and take because that's needed for any type of relationship.
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did I miss ponoe/human babbies
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>>12690743
Love is dead. It never existed. Die.
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>>12690793
>>12690775
If twilight doesn't stop doing drugs, I'll burn the library.
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>>12690812
Are you saying applejack shat herself, way to make yourself look stupid.

Apple pony now hats you.
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>>12690840
AVGN is perfect at pronouncing that word
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>>12690776
the only reason drugs are banned is because it keeps poor people from becoming decent contributing members of society. if you are already rich and successful there is no problem then.
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>>12690813
>that title
Oh god it had to happen eventually...
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>>12690864
>she hides her pot in the books
>everyone near the library gets high
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>>12690864
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>>12690864
I am the law
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>>12690864
How else does she become a full blown alicorn
She needs her meds
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>>12690704
i need to have 50 tabs to cycle through while i fap
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>>12690850
The steam group doesn't require an invite, but most of the people there don't want anything to do with the general anymore. All the Skype groups require an invite.
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>>12690797
Air Force = Airmen
Marines = Marines
Army = Soldier
Navy = Sailor because people won't stop making fun of the word Seaman
Coast Guard = ?
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>>12690876
Drugs are bad no matter how many ways you cut it, hippy.
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>>12690646
>You will never fuck Twilight's chubby belly button.
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>>12690910
I am the law
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>>12690781
H-hey, I didn't start blaming you for anything yet..

If she'd personally hand down the verdict I'd just jump and cling to her leg and never let go.
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>>12690846
is

is it permanent
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>>12690905
Coast Guard = Lifeguard
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>>12690864
>>12690888
>>12690890
_____________I am the law______________
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>>12690850
technically skype groups do, but i never want to ask, i just thought someone would notice. but of course, you can't get there on your work alone, you need some other thing to catch people's eye.
depression seems to quite common thing for artists to bond, and i don't have any of that
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>>12690728

>joining the marines
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>>12690910
What about medicinal drugs?
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>>12690846
Are you feeling alright Ponka
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>>12690813
>descended molestia
Yeah okay fuck that
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>>12690894
>not carefully and sublimlly inserting them into other shows
>not inviting your friends over to watch some breaking bad
>not making them slowly into horsefuckers
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>>12690931
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCo0H1ykhxw
Sorry, forgot the link
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>>12690932
>need some other thing to catch people's eye.
this is bullshit, you dont need anything
just ask you wuss
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whoa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eczly6T_Jt4

giggle at the ghosties as sung by aj
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>>12690938
tylenol and pot are two different things.
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>>12690842
>tfw I like to call distinct body parts and mannerisms pretty, adorable, cute, etc
>think that sexy is too narrow and implies that it objectifies it and the person too much
>tfw I feel weird for doing it so I try not to
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>>12690646
>That sunbutt

Oh dear
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>>12690940
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>>12690916
LK pls
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>>12690905
coast guardsmen
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>>12690951
>just ask you wuss
that's the problem. as a terribly proud person, i couldn't swallow the fact that id need to beg while others got in because they're actually wanted.
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>>12690916
http://pastebin.com/aJtUdGUX
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>>12690905

Coastie/Guardian
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>>12690905
Faggots
Faggots
Faggots
I'm not even gonna try
Faggots
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>>12690813
I'd rather see the original. Yet, it's entertaining.
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>>12690856
If I had to choose between satyr general and batpony general, I'd probably pick satyr. They seem like pretty chill guys.
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>that clapping breakdown part in WWU
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>>12690896
>>12690932
I think the only reason skype has invites is because people would either go in to shit things up or "spy" on them instead of being involved. Would be annoying for fans to pop in and not treat the "creator" as a person who just happens to have a skill. I'm sure if you ask they can let you in.
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>>12690954
What about cigarettes and alcohol?
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>>12691021
epin, simbly epin
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>you will never be in a lesbian relationship with your favorite pone
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>>12690940
Does it actually mention molestia cause Neil won't take too kindly to that
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>>12691056
poison
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>>12691062
I can't say I can relate to this feel
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>>12690894
>dozens of tabs open
>finish
>suddenly disgusted with yourself
>have to close them one by one
>think "how the hell did I want this?"
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>>12691060
COMPRESSION
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>>12690932
>depression seems to quite common thing for artists to bond, and i don't have any of that
No idea where that misconception comes from, my life is already shitty enough, I don't need to gather other people around me who will tell me how awful their day was, too.
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>>12691001
That's just afantasy you have in your head. Everyone asks, no one ever begs to be in a chat.
You're not proud, stop being such a wuss
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>>12691084
>Find something too interesting to not fap to
>Fap out of obligation
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>>12691084
>>have to close them one by one
>not closing the window or tab group
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>>12691084
>have to close them one by one
Why? just close the browser.
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>>12691043
Oh yeah I'm sure they would. Not sure who to ask though and asking a bunch in here would just piss people off.
I don't even have a Skype though since I don't even post things here with a name, so whatever.
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Why aren't you practicing your blowjob skills on a banana?
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>>12690920
Guards, leave this one to me. I'll punish him... personally.
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I love wings.
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Would you pony pony on the first date?
Or would you wait?
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>>12691030
I like satyr general, but it's almost painfully slow.

Wish they produced more art as well.
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>>12691110

Because I practice them on my Seadragon
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>>12691069
What about dubious drugs like benzoamphetamines, caffeine, and morphine?
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>>12691110
>>12691118
>>12691119
Is it time for squiggly tail
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>>12691110
Do people really do that? Strange. I'm not sure I could ever look at a banana the same way again if I did.
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>>12691021
edgy
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>>12691039
>rainbow dash's awesome solo in "at the gala"
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>>12691069
People are going to do what they want, whether or not the law says they should. Might at well tax it and regulate it.
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>>12691001
That's bullshit, remember when Leth opened the skype chat a while ago? Everyone could get in, you just had to message him and he'd add you.
Now if you're too anxious around people, even in a chat, that's another thing. But don't go around saying things like "I'm not wanted".
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>>12691012
Fucking UNF
UNF EVERYWHERE
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>>12691131
Poison.
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>>12691130
Size? And and can you knot it?
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>>12691136
Fuck yeah!
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>>12691110
I prefer watermelons.
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>>12691136
Aww yes
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>>12691136
BEST PONY IS A GO.
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>>12691110
i've been told i was good, so i don't need to
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>>12691111
This will either end in the best possible way or traumatize me for life.
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>>12691043
I dont think you can even search for groups in skype, you gotta know about them ahead of itme

>>12691104
if you dont have skype then why'd you even bring it up
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I opened up the new thread link from the last horse in a new tab, saw "(404) /mlp/ - MLP General" in the tab name and panicked for a moment.
Then it became "(405) /mlp/ - MLP General".
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>>12691001
>"Hey general, here's another thing I made. Is there someone in the skype group who can add me, because I want to talk about some artsy stuff."
>"Oh yea sure here's the invite."
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>>12691110
Why wouldn't you practice on someone that would appreciate it?
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>>12691150
Why not kill them/incarcerate them?
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>>12691158
>>12691069

I am the law
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>>12691149
Was so great we all thought she would get her own solo in S2.
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>>12691131
>benzoamphetamines

You mean benzodiazepines? A benzo is a tranquilizer, amphetamines are stimulants. And caffeine is shite.

And pot has legitimate medical uses, have a CO card for sciatic nerve pain and anxiety w/obsessive traits.
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>>12691084
>on dlsite
>download hentai game
>play entire game
>fap to gameplay in last level
>this was an hour-long ordeal
when i was done, i was like wtf
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>>12691167
I prefer pineapples, the spikey bit goes first.
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>>12691187
I have no one to appreciate it
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>>12691119
What is pony pony?
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>>12691136
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
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>>12691164
>>12691170
>>12691172
ACTIVATE THE PONY
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>>12691188


I am the law
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>>12691203
Katia please.
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>>12691195
Her own song rather.
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>>12691170
cutest angle to view a pony
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>>12691188
Good idea.
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>rararafags start posting
>blowjob discussion starts

Ladies and gentlemen, Rarityfags
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>>12691179
That's a good question. Probably attention.
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>>12691149
>SGAP's In History, Maybe
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>>12691188
Doesn't work, they tried that in China. The Swiss actually have the best drug treatment programs., with a very low rate of recidivism. We incarcerate instead of rehabilitate in the US because it's extremely profitable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-00kU4a4sc

inb4 this turns /pol/
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Frosted ponuts
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http://e621.net/post/show/361815/2013-after_sex-anthrofied-anus-butt-collaboration-

Is there any tag I can search for this specific kind of restraint
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>>12691185
i'm in an artist skype group and i wish there was a way to leave without causing a scene, because i want out.
i want out really BAD.
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>>12691196
Benzadrine. I meant benzadrine.
And I agree.
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>>12691119
I'd wait as much as pony wanted. I'd only pony pony when pony is ready.
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>>12691088
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>>12691198
>downloading from DLSITE
>not waiting until the japblogs get a hold of it and downloading the full game for free
>Supporting perverted communist with your jew money
>>
WE TRAVEL THE ROAD OF GENERATIONS
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>>12691001
I had the same problem, I wasn't proud but I felt I was too new. So I just started talking to people outside of the general, I had fun making new friends and got to hang out with even more friends in the Skype groups.
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Why can't the potheads go away?
Please.
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>>12691247
then why dont you just leave
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>>12691263
YOURE MORE FUN THE TWO IN THE PINK
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Does that shit still exist? I thought they stopped making it in the 70s. Dextroamphetamine is the only one I like because it's really smooth, all the rest make me anxious and jittery.
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>>12691247
This kind of things cause a scene? Really?
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>>12691203
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>>12691276
I am the law
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>>12691254
I want wings. Why can't I have wings.

Why is reality so cruel.
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>>12691235
>Not wanting to give your waifu a futa blowjob
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>>12689822
>Twilight doesn't have many items of clothing, and even fewer that she's worn recently
>She gives you her crown
>Gotta follow the book, right?
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>>12691236
>>12691179
Maybe he just needs reason to get one.
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>>12691283
it doesnt
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>>12691277
that never ends well. is there a way to make this group completely insible to me without me leaving?
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I love twilight sparkle
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>>12691282
>>12691248

oops
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>>12691286
>>12691203
Did someone say Pineapples?!
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>>12691293
futa is cancer
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>>12691283
I would hope the reason is because people are concerned.
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>>12691296
AJ will never put her hat on your head
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You guys keep talking about penises
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>>12691286
WHORE

Captcha: whormo 7637
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>>12691308
Click on group, then turn off notifications?
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>>12691333
I'm sorry. It's hard not to
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>>12691247
just say:
"ladies and gentlemen
it's been an honor and a privilege
but time has come for me to move on
i hope you'll all have a good time
if you need to talk to me, i'll always be there
goodbye and good luck"

alternatively the second last line can go if you don't want to talk to them anymore

also why quit. it's been my dream to be in an arts chat and no-one ever even hinted at me being involved in anything of the sort
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http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=my+little+pony
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>>12691298
then he should instead of jsut attention whoring like fuckin asshole
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>>12691283
It would if you're Kraut
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>reading a fanfic
>Bla bla bla
>everyone is happy
>then it all comes crushing down
>and pony tells pony that they need some time apart while almost crying
This made me sad
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>>12691308
why do you even care?
if you actually wanted to leave, you'd hae done so alrady. You WANT to create a scene
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>>12691350
Woah. Who put those little ponies there?
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She does have the black vibe, even if it's subtle
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>>12691283
It doesn't, at least not in any of the groups I'm in. If someone leaves without saying a word people normally are just like "huh, what was that about?" for 10 seconds and then it never gets mentioned again
because if you already want to leave, you probably didn't spend a lot of time talking to them anyways
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>>12691349
see
>>12691352
*he should just get skype
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>>12691268
i'm relatively old to be "new" and start approaching people out of the blue
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>>12691349
Why don't you ask to be in one, you big dummy.
What are even the art chat available, now? I've kinda lost track of these things.
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>>12691308
I wish I had people who would be upset if I left...
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>>12691368
this guy is right, you're being passive aggresive.
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why would you even do drugs, what would your parents think?
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>>12691382
Yeah, that's what has always happened.
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>>12691333
We could talk about vaginas.
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>>12691403
I am the law
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Use the pony...
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>>12691382
i don't want them to think i dislike them, because i don't.
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>>12691403
They both died from heroin overdose, so, eh.
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>>12691367
WHAT DID PONY DO TO PONY TO MAKE HER CRY?
IT WAS THAT BITCH FLUTTERSHY WASN'T IT? SHE JUST LIKES TO MAKE PONY CRY.
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>>12691401
Fuck off.
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>>12691410

Don't be such a pussy.
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>>12691062
rediv plz

cadence is married
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>>12691379
she has more of a purple vibe to me
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>>12691339
>there will never be a pony named Whormo
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>>12691424
It's that the 4ED OR WHTEVER PLUSH?
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>>12691421
then if anyone asks, just say it.
No one really cares if you leave a chat or not
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>>12691421
this
>>12691349
just be polite
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I'm not your friend anymore MLPG. I'm going to Ponychan! I'll have all the friendship and magic there.
Then you'll see!
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>>12691421
Then tell them that you have to leave the group for a while because of exams and you cant resist the temptation or something like that.
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>>12691349
You gotta extend a hand out and be active instead of waiting.
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>>12691449
have fun~
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>>12691350
Google confirmed for bronies, I guess.
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>>12691430
But she's a slut who loves to make stallions squirm and moan out of desperation to cum
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>>12691366
And what if he learned his lesson and never did those things again? Or would people still love to hate?
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>mfw ponies use "magic" as a catch all explanation
>mfw humans use "nanotechnology" as a catch all explanation
we're not so different after all
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>>12691470
>projecting fetishes.png
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>>12691425
It was Rarity making Twilight sad. Rarity is getting very worried about what other ponies would say about her dating a MARE and it was destroying her. She almost had a breakdown refused to tell Twilight what's going on and then stuff
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>>12691308
i dont think there's ever been a time where someone left a chat and it didn't end well (in my experience anyway)
regardless of who it was
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>>12691478
Nanomagic, son.
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>>12691478
But we dont even have nanotechnology
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>>12691441
nah
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>>12691379
>>12691379
It's a magenta/purple vibe. Don't know how you can call it black.
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>>12691489
Her cutie mark is a heart, it's canon that she's a kinky slut
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>>12691496
it's shit
link?
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>>12691350
I really like this pony.
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>>12691499
nigga you best be joking
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>>12691510
>>12691510
Im sorry. I'm color blind.
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>all these people scared to socialize
Dudes, fuck that awkward phase up the ass. Blast through it so you don't have to deal with it. The worst part is the initial fear of rejection, but everybody is afraid of that so take some initiative and put yourself out there. If they do reject you, oh well you tried your best.
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>>12691471
if he did, he'd just put on his name and a brave face, take a request every now and then and not talk too much about how miserable he is and how he only has one oldfag artfriend then it would be ok.
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>>12691350
porn of google ponies when?
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>>12691478
>"mfw"
C-celestia, is that you?
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Requests?
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>>12691403
Parents don't determine everything about your life.
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>>12691465
Well gotta go to /g/ and see what they are saying
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>>12691527
You should try Carbon Nanotubes as your catch all excuse.
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>>12691549
They should.

They wouldn't want a pothead as a son or daughter.
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>>12691532
>scared
I just don't give a fuck, not interested.
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>>12691544
Rarity at a bar drinking and being sad
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>>12691544
Busty adult Sweetie Belle
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>>12691561
are you gonna continue fucking shitposting about this, really?
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>>12691532
It's a bug problem. Something you sometimes can't deal with 'willpower'.
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>>12691544
Twilight and Lyra talking about humans
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>>12691549
>I can't into genetics
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>>12691496
>Rarity caring about what others think of her

No surprise there. She a shit.
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>>12691499
no, we have the technology. Just lose an arm or something, they can rebuild you
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Such firey wrath in thy butthole
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>>12691544
Peachbottom.
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>>12691478
I really wish people didn't do that in sci-fi universes.

Also
Mechanical/analog > Digital
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>>12691544
A tiny Rarity mid-conversation while drinking from a doll's cup, sitting down next to the page of the newspaper at breakfast.
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>>12691561
I thought the pothead thing was a clever pun on the guys posting medieval helms. Are you telling me that I have overestimated your wit?
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>>12691520
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/49277/restraint

Really till Rarity admits to Twilight it's great. It takes a small dive but then it's still good.
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>>12691575
Yes, until the potheads on MLPG is gone
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>>12691532
>>12691549
>>12691561

replying to yourself is very rude, I don't know what it is that would make someone hate pot so much that they'd manually copy/paste /r9k/ posts and /soc/ to try to make a heavy-handedpoint about Kraut, Tex, drugs, Sentenal, show staff, or contributors
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>>12691594
Old news.
Kill yourself.
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>>12691510
nope, she be havin that black vibe, my nigga. haha
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>>12691533
Pretty much. Going to have to prove himself. Talking about problems is okay with close friends, but not a general as a blog. There will always be people who will insult, but can't let that drag him down.
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>>12691496
SO FLUTTERSHY WAS A BITCH AGAIn

NO SURPRISE THERE

DAMN WORST HORSE
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>>12691614
Well, good luck beign a faggot

you probably will have more luck yelling at the sun to go down. Sure, it'll eventually go down, but not because you were yelling at it.
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>>12691572
What about busty young Sweetie Belle?
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>>12691618
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>>12691569
twilight pls
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>>12691612
>>12691520
Oh also Trigger Warning
Fluttershy is lesbian with a random OC for a few paragraphs later in the story. It's a cuteish OC tough
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>>12691496
2gay4me
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>>12691637
Loli should not be busty. Loli should be patton.
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>>12691636

>responding

lel trikd XD
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>>12691637
I fucking love it.
Middleboob>Underboob>Sideboob>Traditional cleavage
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>>12691639
>tomorrow theme
I think we all know who won this conversation.
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>>12691651
You're the reason Rarity is now drinking her sorrows away.
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>>12691601
Digital is technically still a work in progress.
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>>12691636
The difference between a pothead and a sun is that I can actually communicate with the pothead.
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>>12691668
Tomorrow is great during the night
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>>12691639
why would you pay for a VPN to shitpost on 4chan, I don't understand the motivation, doing this every day for 12+ hours for months on end
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>>12691665
Middleboob?
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Celestia has the most seductive stare.
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You want to choke on my friendship? I-Is that what you want?
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>>12691637
I wouldn't call that a problem
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>>12691637
oh god
oh god my dick is exploding
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>>12691650
>>12691612

>OC/canon pony shipping
>OOC bullshit
>fanfiction
>good
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>tfw refuse to watch the show
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please fuck my anon~
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>>12691592
Yep.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130807134237.htm

"Micro-Machines for the Human Body: Researchers Adapt Microscopic Technology for Bionic Body Parts and Other Medical Devices"
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>>12691691
Bad for caps though.
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>>12691696
Nipple I'd assume.
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>>12691696
like Power girl i think
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>>12689872
loljailbait. Every time she draws he improves immensely. If she ever ever sold anything at Bronecon I would buy.

Cons: He ded
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>>12691698
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>>12691698
ponies with bedroom eyes are erotic
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>>12691687
The second difference is that the sun is probably more enlightened
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>>12691712
>Impact

ew gross no
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>>12691713
Bionic horse dicks.
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>>12691625
i think him acting all hermit-like even when he contributes actually makes people react worse to him
it's basically shunning attention so much, that it draws attention
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>>12691691
Tommorow is the best theme always
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>>12691698
Yeah?
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>>12691711
I don't understand. Do you mean you are boycotting S4?
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>>12691696
>Middleboob?
Like an open vest or a towel hanging over the nipples.
Or a plunging collar that goes past the bottom of the tits.
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>>12691695
>Being this angry because someone doesn't want to put up with the enforcing of a degenerate pothead lifestyle that you honestly believe I'm paying for a VPN just to post.
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>>12691699
Yes. All 8" of it
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>>12691745
Nigga fuck you nothing can top the B
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>>12691744
>when he contributes
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>>12691742
Bionic super humans who had their useless sex drives chemically and mechanically eliminated
This is truly the most attractive future.
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>>12691711
why would you not watch the show
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>>12691727
>>12691746
even when she's not trying

she could probably make me cum just by looking at me.
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>>12691713
Fuck transhumanism
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>>12691744
As long as people think there is something to make him upset, then they are going to use it. He needs to show that he isn't insulted by these things and overcome them to really stop it.
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>>12691625
Funny thing is that he misinterpreted that idea as not talking to anyone at all.
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>>12691778
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>>12691784
But Anon!
Transhumanism means you can have a pony to snuggle!
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>>12691757
Oh, so like cleavage but all the way down?
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Ponie's eyes are so large, their brains must be pretty small
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>>12691778
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>>12691784
But why anon? Don't you want to be more? Be better?
Upgraded?
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>>12691744
It's avoidant behavior that allows him to attract attention while avoiding the situation. Self fulfilling prophecy, learned helplessness, cognitive dissonance, etc. All his fans enable him because he has an audience now.

>>12691758
It's really obvious and really sad, 100% serious. I hope you're able to overcome whatever mental block it is that keeps you shut in your room all day long posting here, that's no way to live.
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>>12691788
I wish that porn blog had never been revealed. maybe it could have been avoided.
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>>12691792
>>12691823
Cool now I need to change my pants. Thanks, sunbitch
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>>12691819
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>>12691802
Basically, yes.
Best kind of anything is when you can see the rosy/dark edges of the areolae, but not the nipples.
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>>12691784
FUCK YOU
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>>12691788
He just needs to stop paying attention to popularfags. He will be alright.
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>>12691833
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>>12691792
>>12691823
I can't help it. Your eyes are so sultry.
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>>12691819
What if their eyes are flat?
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>>12691751
no, i don't watch the episodes
>>12691777
i'm in an "everything is shirt" mood, so i'd just criticize it.
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>>12691713
>Tel Aviv
They are just gonna put mindcontrol nanobots in my brain!
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>>12691839
I like it when women start to blush and the very tops of their boobs start to flush/redden.
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>>12691826
I'm not even going to bother to argue about the moral,ethic and economic implications of this "society" for an hour because it's not pony related.

But I will say this, I could cuddle a virtual pony without having a computer inside me.
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>>12691835
you fuckin wit me
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>>12691788
We've been over this. He has trust issues, since much of the original shitposting looks like it came from someone close.
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>>12691859
>i don't watch the episodes
Then get out. Mlpg has no need for you.
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All the depressed artfags should try aniracetam/piracetam and noopept, it works wonders for motivation and clear thinking. Nuvigil is a prescription nootropic that works well, but it's a very expensive prescription.
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>>12691839
But what if they have huge areolas and they peek out even in more modest attire?
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>>12691859
well, will you watch it when you feel better?
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>>12691856
they aren't, pinkie's spins her's all the way inside out and back again
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>>12691879
So you'd invest in advanced AI?
Good thinking.
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>>12691893
Fuck off drugfag
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>>12691879
no you can't
that's the whole point
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>>12691827

This. He constantly quits and then bounces right back, giving him a popularity boost each and every time. Why people still let him get away with it is beyond me.
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>>12691908
I am the law
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>>12691859
>no, i don't watch the episodes
You should! Ponies will enrich your life!
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>>12691894
I...
I need some pictures of this ASAP.
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>>12691893
If you actually have to take prescription medication to art, then art isn't your calling.
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>>12691893
>both don't seem to be available in my country
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>>12691920
I don't think you understand.

It's very possible for engineers to develop a VR helm that can make you you feel without inserting computers into your body.
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>>12691879
But what if I WANT to upgrade? I'd like a stronger, more resilient body. I'd like high speed memory and computing ability in my brain.
I'd even like to be linked to an artificial intelligence.
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>>12691899
yea
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>>12691953
You're insane.
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To those who care a bout Kraut
Stop
Stop trying to help him or rationalize it
You are only making it worse
Instead of trying to figure him out or making up ways to to help him, stop trying to "help" him
The best way to actually help is to stop trying and trust him sort himself out
He's not a fucking child (as far as I know). Give him a chance to deal with it himself
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>>12691968
No he's not
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>>12691908
Please get help, sedentary lifestyles contribute to early death, and your family is worried because you're so isolated. Think about this before you go to bed tonight, you're gonna die if you keep sitting down all day.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/17/magazine
/mag-17sitting-t.html?_r=0

>>12691941
It enhances your abilities, it's like a performance enhancing drug for your mind. Piracetam is in hundreds of clinical trials right now, but it's been established that it eases anxiety and boosts cognitive ability. It's also used to slow progression of Alzheimers and dementia.

>>12691951
Order it online.
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>>12691957
well pone will wait for you
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>>12691887
i honestly cannot think which of his friends it could have been. unless he was delusional and considered some people his friends that weren't actually fond of him. i just want to know which of his friends betrayed him and conspired against him.
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>>12691968
Insane for wanting to be more? No, my friend, it is you who is insane for wanting to stagnate.
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>>12691968
he's the future
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>>12691975
>You are only making it worse

Good.
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>>12691975

>don't know Kraut
>telling his friends(people who know him) to stop trying to help him
>assuming the best way to help is to stop helping

wow anon thanks for opening everyone's eyes

you are a light in the darkness
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>>12692002
Who else but the circlejerkers.
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>>12691968
To be more than human is to be human
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>>12692017

sometimes "helping" is just enabling.
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>>12692021
Thank you, anon.

Human+
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>>12691894
>>12691933
what are we talking about now
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>>12692014
edgy
as
fuck

>>12692017
you're a fuynny guy
when you grow up, you'll understnad
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>all this transhumanism talk
I wish I had some people to play this with. Great setting.
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>>12691952
maybe that same engineer will develop a helm that makes you want computers in your body

I don't think we can even avoid it, it's a constant parallel in medicine and technology and we will both be computing pi all day before you know it and it will be great
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>>12689545
As it turns out hot water systems left unattended for two weeks can have a dangerous buildup of hydrogen gas

How long until Pinkie ruins everything again?
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>>12691952
Yeah fuck that.
I'm inserting all the computers in my body, making myself superior, and making pony real with other computers.
\You want your mind to stay like a faggot in a simulation while your body rots? Fine by me.
Meanwhile I'll enjoy life, real life with real pony

GOODBYE GOD SIR
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>>12691975
>>12691975

He's seriously mentally ill and he will likely never stop because he's so locked into it and has an audience online. Unless somebody forces him into an intensive treatment program, he'll do this until he dies. There's always going to be someone similar who lives their lives out on the internet and gets their repressed anger and frustration out by saying everything is shit, I figured that shit out when I was still browsing usenet as a kid.
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IM APPLEJACK

APPLES APPLES APPLES
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>>12692037

and sometimes anon is just talking out his ass

>>12692042

like here, as seen from the "kid" insult
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>>12692059
no, you don't understand what is best for him. that why you are like a child
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>>12692021
this

progress is the most natural and human thing possible
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>>12692052
Is it better to be blissfully happy in a virtual reality, or miserable in a real one?
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>>12692058
HA HA AHHHHHHHHHH
Give me that!
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>>12692048
I'd be fine with implanting machines and electronics in my body, just as long as it can't be used by any 'malicious entities' (government) to track and control me. Or others.
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>>12692069

okay buddy
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>>12692047
>Death is a disease
>cure it
>Extinction is approaching
>Fight it
I love that
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>>12692058
I'M TWILIGHT SPARKLE

BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS
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>>12692081
>upvote
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>>12692018
this worries me. i once told him in the thread as anon that i don't like him.
he said it was a pity because he liked my art. i wonder who he thought i was.
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>>12691839
You've got great tastes, my friend.
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>>12692078
They're tracking you already. I'm sure they have a case file on me somewhere for uploading and sharing so much beast porn.
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>>12692040
Nice fat aureolas that bulge even loose shirts.
Basically different types of cleavage.
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>>12692097
Too bad that design is so terrible.
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>>12692040
What you do best.
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>All these transhumanist on mlpg
I know when the time comes there will be a good number of anti-transhumanist.
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>>12692093

you really are showing off how grown-up you are

it was a wonder how anybody stopped Kraut from offing himself before you started shitting advice
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>>12692056
>until he dies

You wish.
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>tfw you havent watched a single episode of S3
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>>12692097
I like it when they spill
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>>12692083
We're already defeating disease.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130807125813.htm

"Gold 'Nanoprobes' Hold the Key to Treating Killer Diseases"
"Researchers at the University of Southampton, in collaboration with colleagues at the University of Cambridge, have developed a technique to help treat fatal diseases more effectively. Dr Sumeet Mahajan and his group at the Institute for Life Sciences at Southampton are using gold nanoprobes to identify different types of cells, so that they can use the right ones in stem cell therapies."
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daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D3vw_kFvTM
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>>12692097
That's not modest, but still.
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>>12692084
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>loop a doop doop
>leaving the tab open in the middle of the thread
>!(407)
>fuck who replied to me
>scroll scroll scroll scroll
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>>12692105
I know they are. But they don't know where I am or what I'm doing at all times, nor can they control me directly.
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>>12692112
Well then we'll just use our advanced mouths to laugh at you
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>>12692112
Fuck them, I'm not gonna get stopped by some purist faggot from getting a horsecock.
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>>12692126
>ctrl+f (You)
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>>12692113
>le upvote
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>>12692112
Of course there will be.

People fear change, and change is coming the fastest it's ever come before.
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>>12691975
>>12692056
I feel that kraut is just laughing his ass off from all of this
I would too. He's the new(or old I guess) TAW/Tiara/Tex, where his name can derail a thread in an instant.
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>>12692111
I can't remember ever drawing big areolas on anything sorry you must have the wrong guy
I draw normal vanilla stuff
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>>12692153

do you feel like you've made up for being retarded yet?
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>>12692112
I'd love to be able to connect myself a computer
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>>12692112
It's happening already. Go look up "rfid implant", there's a clip of a guy injecting a chip under his skin that lets him open his gun safe by just putting his hand near it. There's a lot of Alex Jones nutters and Christians against it(they say it's the number of the beast).
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>>12692083
You can get the game here: http://robboyle.wordpress.com/eclipse-phase-pdfs/
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>>12692143
I can't believe I didn't save that image of the robot horsecock
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>>12692112
I'm sure there were also people who wanted to kept riding horses when cars were first developed.
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>>12692143
By the time we're advanced enough to upgrade our very bodies, something like a larger dick will be utterly pointless and stupid to waste time or resources on.
I'm switching my sex drive OFF.
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>>12692166
So how much does Tiarawhy make a month again? His animations is really good, if I was as good as him I'd make all the cash I could.
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>>12692167
Too bad.
It'd be nice to have someone who liked big wide hips and puffy nipples.
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>>12692122
ME GUSTA
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>>12692190
Have fun never enjoying the joys of autofellatio while I suck on my glorious mechanical horsedick, then.
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>>12692190
They could just implant something in your brain that would give you an orgasm 2/7.
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>>12692173
The mark of the beast, yes. And that it is, placed in the right hand or the forehead.
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anyone else having cloudflare problems with images?
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>>12692192
hide bait, turn on recursive filtering
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>>12692190

>something that someone wants but doesn't need will be utterly pointless and stupid to waste time or resources on

do you even capitalism
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>>12692167
Are you fucking with me?
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>>12692213
There was a woman who would orgasm at the slightest touch, even fabric touching her.

She committed suicide because it was hell.
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>>12692192
>His animations is really good, if I was as good as him
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>12692112
>tfw half the guys at work are with you and want to do cool shit like augmentation or being a pioneer to Mars
>tfw the other half straight up say they'll beat the shit out of you if you get any sort of augmentation
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>>12692213
>only 2 hours a day
twibrator.gif
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>>12692167
GG pls I need Dewbon boobage.
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>>12692206

is that a yes?

it's okay, I know you regret preaching in the first place and are just posting memes in an effort to defend yourself as anon
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>>12692122
Fuck, Cadance was insanely sexy when she was hypno'd, that evil voice, that fucking look of pure disdain on her face, UNF
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>>12692217
>cloudflare
>thinking of futa rainbow
unf
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>>12692221
Efficiency will be the name of the game in the future when one can upgrade themselves to superhuman levels.
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>>12692173
>opening your gun safe is selling your soul to Satan
I hate people sometimes
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>>12692186
>Comparing cars to augments
stop
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>>12692190
You can already do that without advanced technology and turn your sex drive off for the most
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>>12692235
If his animation isn't good, why aren't you making money right now? Haters always gon' hate, you better shrek yourself before you reck yourself
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>>12692247
unf unf
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>>12692239
>Augmentfags want to do cool shit and have fun
>Antiaugmentfags will beat you up for wanting to have a cool life
Yep. Just like reality.
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>>12692244
Okay, seriously
You are literally retarded to keep responding
people like you are all the same
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>>12692259

no it won't
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>>12692266
I'm not even pro guns and I agree with you
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>>12692274
It's chemical, right? And dangerous.
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>>12692199
all right fine let me see what I can do
how big are we talking

>>12692242
>GG pls I need Dewbon boobage.
but I already did that one
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>>12692190
When transhumanism happens, people are going to go full hedonistic and plug themselves into a virtual utopia and live as slaves to their pleasures. Good riddance to those people.
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>>12692235


There's still a LOT of room for improvement
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>>12692286
i wish people stopped acting like replying takes any amount of effort whatsoever

people like you are all the same
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>>12692311
Neat, self solving problem.
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>>12692310

As huge as you judge still hot.
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>>12692296
>>12692266

I'd be worried about the chip irritating the skin, getting infected, and making your whole hand rot off with gangrene
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>>12692310
GG did you ever finish that shining armor wrestling thing? I'll go back and look for it but just curious if you left it off there and went to sleep.
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>>12692270
Both are technologic advancements that enable people to do superhuman feats
What exactly is the difference?
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>>12692310
Not him, but like that one anthro AJ sequence you did
Dinnerplates
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>>12692276
You don't have to be good for this fandom.
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>>12692309
It's chemical castration, I forget the name of the drug they use, but it is reversible.
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>>12692293
yes it will
while you are dying of disease, holding onto that bible, praying to the invisibale man in the sky
the rest of us will be alive and happy and when you're dead, the world will be a better place
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Does anyone feel like writing a greentext where anon is from the year 2182 and he is upgraded in every which way including a bionic horse cock. The he gets sent to the magical land of Equestria and fucks a mare of our choosing with his bionic horse cock.
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>>12692328

Sometimes I forget people browse MLPG in third-world countries
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>>12692330
Nah I was really tired and it didn't go anywhere
just imagine that Rarity and Shining Armor had sexy wrestling time
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>>12692309
Chemical, yes, don't know how dangerous
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>>12692310
As big as they need to be.
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>>12692343
By that logic, you could spend an hour on some drawings and be rolling in dough, so why aren't you?
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>>12692310
overlarge; not obese, but at least somewhat proportional
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>>12692276

filters are your friends, everyone
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>>12692339
>Not him, but like that one anthro AJ sequence you did
...wait, which? I think I've done more than one.
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>>12692332
>car
Gets you to places quicker
>Augments
Invincibility
Increased intelligence
increased strength
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>>12692202
I love DaS comics.
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>>12692374
At a guess, probably the one where Twilight used the spell?

Unless it was the naked working one.
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Why would anyone be against transhumanism?
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>>12692375
>Increased intelligence
Computers
>Increased strength
Machines
I'm sure people were against those too
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what does it feel like to have your dick inside a vagina

is it like mind blowing or world changing
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>>12692351

>dying of disease
>holding onto that bible
>praying to the invisible man in the sky

I don't know how the fuck you got all of that from "no it won't"
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>>12692352
By that time it may as well be a biologically sculpted and grafted horsecock.
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>>12692374
The one with her bush
poof
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>>12692396
No.
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>>12692377
I know
that's the one I posted last time we talked about how much we like DaS comics
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>>12692279
I'm certain that was sarcasm, but

It's true that people on the cusp of something new and fun tend to be pretty cool bros while the Luddites are NO FUN ALLOWED faggots.
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>>12692364
>By that logic
Lol no that wasn't the logic I was using. My drawings aren't good but they're still better than Tiara's. Animation is something I've never wanted to do though. The main thing preventing me from making brony bucks is I don't have a credit card or bank account
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>>12692310
Aerolas bigger than a handful.
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>>12692393
Your intelligence doesn't increase when you use a computer
Operating machinery doesn't increase your body strength
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>>12692359
Can do! I can just picture the expression on Rarity's face as he bursts in the boutique and her dawning comprehension amidst their tangled forms. Then she gets ideas of her own.
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>>12692396

It was mindblowing in the sense that learning everything you learned about sex being crazy good and a rite of passage was wrong is mindblowing
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>>12692122
Was that fucking meme face really necessary?
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>>12692310
Well, I'm going to need more Dewbon. Please show her personality more.
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Any new fapfics/greentext caps?
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>pony finally confronts her inner demons
>She is slowly wining
>pony and pony are together again and they are happy

I'm also happy

Also a half sleeping Twilight telling Celestia , without realizing, that she almost walked on her and Rarity fucking was great
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>>12692414
Got any more?
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>>12692396
It's fun. Just ends up being one more thing to do, though.
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>>12692440
I more so imagine Shining busting in the room in a luchadore mask as Rarity stands there shocked. Then he lifts her over her head and piledrives her into the bed while screaming "So you made fun of my sister HUH?!"

All in spanish probably
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>>12692453
Holy shit. That one in the upper right is Glitter Glue. I'm not even kidding.
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>>12692434
Computers enable humans to do complex calculations
Machines enable humans to lift extremely heavy stuff
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>>12692388
Fear of change. It's shown itself in history again and again.
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>>12692458
What the fuck is this?
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>>12692472
Well, I hadn't thought of the luchadore mask, but that was more or less how I thought it'd be starting, yes.
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>>12692440
>Twilight goes to see what they are doing
>Finds Rarity in a dom costumes with a tied up shining armor screaming for help but is muffled by the ballgag
>Rarity just says it's her wrestling costume\
>Twilight smiles, says OK and leaves
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>>12692481
Humans themselves don't actually do the calculation
Humans themselves don't actually lift heavy stuff
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>>12692503
So?
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>>12692434
>Your intelligence doesn't increase when you use a computer
Well yes and no. Exposure to many disparate information sources and reconciling them alone builds several intelligences.
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>>12692442
I thought getting sex would stop my want for it. It didn't. Nobody will be sexually satiated forever.
>>12692469
Exactly, it's a chore.
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>>12692486
>fanfiction
cute nonsexual fanfiction
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>>12692498
fuck you I like the stink

if you don't like it I'll just find some pony that does
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>>12692498
i did that this morning
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MLPG - Transhumanism and horsefucking
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>>12692396
eh, it's probably pretty lame
I'd