Remove potheads

I want to hug Mrs.Cake. Only as friends though.

>>12689545
NO

>>12689545
f-faggot

>>12689483
>Ponca Poh

>>12689545
of everyone except alcohol drinkers,smokers and potheads.

>>12689545
thunderpies sound tasty, but probably are belly bombs like white castle

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Reminder that Babs would not be in Season 4.

>>12689584
HA HA HA
GOOD

>>12689572
and rabid liberals and feminists and people you don't like

>>12689545
>thunderpies

that sounds like a word that would have a second meaning but I can't think of anything logical

>>12689545
>thunderpie
What a strange ship.

>>12689584
>Reminder that everything you know and love won't be in Season 4
Fixed that for you.

>>12689584
Thank goodness

>>12689601
haha brony

>>12689519

/b/ullies did it again
>>498502026

>>12689545
>Be Ms. Cake
>Pinkie's in her room with thunder noises coming from inside
>Maniacal laughter, normal enough.
>Probably remembered a really funny joke
>...
>You're employing a super villain

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>>12689618
>Ms. Cake
What happened to Mr.Cake?

>>12689618
>in the other hand she babysit for free

>>12689630
Baking accident. No one talks about it

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BABS
i picked the right day to dig up that trip again

>>12689584
We'll probably get some mentions of her from Apple Bloom.

Would you an adult Babs in a dirty alley behind the bar after getting piss drunk from a drinking contest with her

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>>12689640

>>12689618
Man the height of Pinkie's Super villainy would be like... creating a cupcake that tastes like salad or something.

>>12689584
It looks like she's ashamed of her fat booty.

>>12689647
I don't like her as a character or her episode very much but I can appreciate the humanized art

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>>12689576
>>12689596
>>12689597
They're a regional delicacy, but I think Pinkie Pie might be overdoing the rainbow.

>>12689618
This sounds like an average day for Cup, to be honest.

>>12689584
Too bad, I'd like to see the Manehattan CMC.

>cosmo finally posted porn
#wow
#woah

>miss all the shitposting about ex-contributors in last thread
ah well, people did just fine without me

>>12689657
No
I would a nice rarity in her bed after we had a romantic dinner and told her that she means more to me than anything else and that I will always love her and be by her side

>>12689601
for you

>pony invites you to a date
>never dated a pony before
>never dated anyone before
What do?

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SHITPOSTERS YEAH!!!

>>12689697
Go to twilight and ask her on books on dating

>>12689697
read a book on pony dates

>>12689697
stay cool
talk to pony

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H-hi anon. I know you don't appreciate it when I do it. But. Could you let me slap you with my futa mare cock?

May I?

>>12689697
Grab your dick and march in.

>>12689708
>they don't do a good job either

>>12689709
>She thinks you're asking her on a date
>You now have 2 dates for the same time
What do?

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>>12689665
cute

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>>12689545
I want to bake things with Dash and Pinkie in a cloud oven

Cloud- anything always sounds cool. Some one posted a picture of cloudberries the other day and said they taste like honey.

>>12689697
Something simple and non-comittal like coffee.

>>12689709
>>12689712
>twilight insists on helping you practice for your big date

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I went to the dentist today, my face is num and yet it hurts.

This is a reminder from your favorite toothpaste pony Colgate.

>>12689697
http://vimeo.com/71606538

this video will explain all you need to know

>>12689715
Stop posting this faggot shit every day and samefagging it, fucking degenerate.

>>12689697
Ask Rarity, because she has more experience in that field and it would be more practical than reading a book

>>12689684
>ex-contributors
Eh? We were talking about contributors pictures.

>>12689665
holy shit that pony just murdered that guy

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>>12689709
>Twilight is the one who asked you
>Neither of you know shit about dating
>You both spend the evening wrapped up in a blanket next to a fireplace reading a book titled Interspecies Relationships For Dummies

>>12689728
What no.
I just go in and say "Hey Twilight Rarity invited me on a date and i needed some books to know OH GOD SPIKE IS BREEATING FIRE IN MY FACE OH GOD HIS CLAWS ARE SHARP AND IN MY SHOULDERS"

>>12689715
when did i ever say i don't appreciate it?
come on. that face won't slap itself.

>>12689724
>they try talking about themselves
>they are still on topic

>>12689748
before that

>>12689665
You know for someone who just got stung with a deadly poison, he looks pretty sarcastic.

>>12689748

Until Kraut shat up the thread again.

http://i.imgur.com/TlzOJHK.gif

The idea of mother/son incest makes me really uncomfortable, but that hair, those eyes, that tongue running around his shaft, oh my fucking god

>>12689665
I hope that Anon is okay. I don't want that pone to go to jail for murder

>>12689697
I don't fucking know

Maybe if I'm lucky I'll end up in one of the universes where for some reason or another I'm my waifu's husbando and I won't have to worry about it

>>12689739
Thank you best pony.

>>12689789
>That tongue lolling from the side of her mouth for no reason
It's like animators hate boners.

>>12689789
What kind of dick is that?

>>12689659
>you will never be delitized

>>12689744
Slap pony on a date? You monster Frisbee.

>>12689789
Man, I know.

>>12689715
how can she slap?

>>12689739
I say that the dentist makes me nervous so they give me nitrous, I love that shit. I breathe in as deeply as I can and everything seems far away and sound flanges like a wah-wah pedal for a guitar

>>12689762
>read a paragraph that suggests wearing an article of each other's clothing to bed to acclimate to their scent

>>12689789
>that penis
>those stiff lifeless lip motions
>that movement of the mane

>>12689784
>>12689790
He's alright
Scorpio's sting is actually a powerful aphrodisiac

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But the real question is if you would have freaky half pony half human monster babies with your waifu

>>12689805
I'm assuming it's gonna be fixed in the final version, if the blowjob scene is anything like that one, I'm gonna be jerking off all week.

>>12689840
Sure.

>>12689840
Yeah.

>>12689840
No
I have a healthy baby pony or no baby at all.
Satyrs a shit

>>12689840
Someday your baby will be doing this for someone.

i.imgur.com/dman1sN.jpg

>>12689840
ya i guess once i am older and done adventuring around the world of equestria

>>12689840
yes

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HEY ANONS!

Lets play a game, pick a contribute any contributor. Now pick your favorite piece and your least favorite piece out of there gallery.

Please explain why you like or dislike each of the two pieces.

>>12689865
I'm not telling her that she has a vagina

>>12689840
Celestia no, I'd kill it.

Pure pony or pure human

>>12689863
Satyrs are the best

>>12689865
As long as that someone is a respectable well kept person than I guess I have to accept that idea.

>>12689697
Date within your own species, faggot!

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>>12689872
I like myself
I like this piece because it captures my feelings on art

>>12689865
marevag looks so soft and warm

>>12689881
no they are shit
One of the worst things to come from MLPG

>>12689840
>tfw you did and everything turned to shit on you and gave you a crashing wave of betrayal.
>tfw I can never trust anyone again.
>tfw I will never have a child due to the scars.

>>12689872
my favorite contributor is anon

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>>12689840
I can't say ''no'' to a face like this

>>12689863
>>12689878
you know going into the relationship that because of how magic pony genetics work you have a 75% chance of a pure pony baby, a 10% chance of a pure human baby, and a 5% chance of a satyr hybrid

do you take the chance

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we pone fans are a smart, nerdy lot, right?

so why hasn't development begun on a huggable AI sweetiebot who will follow you around and be your friend forever?

>>12689890
shh, not so loud, cnn can hear you

>>12689872
thats a lot of work so i will just say instead

SB
like:fat horse dicks
hate:obesity anthro

>>12689890
>cute pony girl who you know and like asks you out
What if she accepts you for who you are on the inside?

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>>12689872
i still wish fgtpolice was around.

>>12689899
Didn't you say you already had a child? Also Steve?

>>12689914
No I just go to Twilight or a specialized unicorn and guarantee that is a pony baby

>>12689914
what are the chances for anthro?

>>12689789
>my fetish is finally getting more attention
FUCKING FINALLY

>>12689890
But my species suuuucks.

>>12689890
Never, Dr. Supervillain!

>>12689697
Wait until I save enough to lease a pony, then go on rides in the woods, find a nice clearing, and nail the shit out of her

>>12689939
Nope Napoleon.
The child was only an illusion but the scars feel too real.

>>12689947
mother/son shit is really common though

>>12689914
How am I supposed to send a horse to school?

>>12689914
I've played enough video games to say no even to 1% chance.

I don't want children.
I'm not capable of love, I'd be a terrible parent.

>>12689945
Equestria Girl/100

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>>12689904
Gonna have to post this shit for the first time

>>12689918
because we know what would happen to the sweetiebot

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Hey guys, I have a terrible idea for a tumblr involving Norse Ponies, but need an equally terrible/punny name for their village. Was thinking of something like Norneigh or Ponies of the Æsir. Anything equally bad is appreciated.

You are in a happy relationship with pone.

It's been a couple of years and pone wants a babbu.

But the only way to have babby with pone is to be turned into a pone.

There is a 50% chance of you being stuck as a pone for the rest of your life.

Do you take the risk.

>>12689947
Are you so desperate that you could get off to this?

>>12689970
>Not capable of love
I know that feel, sometimes I think that the concept of waifus that are ideal and impossible to be real has ruined my mind for actual relationships.

>>12689969
Enroll them, genius.

>>12689924
What if your two things were in one peice, would you feel neutral?

>>12689789
>that awful dick
>but everything else is decent enough to save

ehhhh

>>12689924
i really like the first one, and the second has really grown on me.
i don't care for big tits, but if makes him happy who am i to say it's not good.

>>12689984
Is that a rhetorical question?

>>12689984
YES

>>12689984
What risk?

>>12689991
But what if people cyber bully her?

>>12689984
Such a hard choice. Let me think about it.
YES, YES PLEASE WIZARD. I want to cuddle and love my pony waifu, cherish her and kiss her every day.

>>12689984
...so what's the catch?

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>>12689918
Because Japan has yet to create and perfect waifubot technology.
If only it was the year 20XX...

>>12689998
I just imagine it's my penis

>>12689918
I thought that would happen, and that the first recorded ai in history would be a pony.

>>12689982
Norseland

The secret is that it sounds like Horseland

>>12689972
thats not the same thing you idiot

>>12690016
They're getting close.

>>12689966
Not in MLP though.
The closest thing would be older Pound Cake/ Mrs. Cake, and there's practically nothing on that.

>>12689988
Not that gif specifically, but there are already plenty of fapfics with both of them.

>>12690015
If you get stuck as a pone you can never go back to your family and friends here on Earth.

Ever.

Not even in the afterlife.

>>12689982
their ethnicity is horse

>>12689914
but with odds like those i will definitely get a satyr

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>>12689984
Before I say yes or no to this question I need to no which pony it is and how deep in a relationship we are. Are we even married?

>>12689984
Cant I turn her into a woman?

>>12689990
I feel strong love for all my animals, but I don't feel it toward people. Fuck, maybe I am a zoophile.

>>12690016
>20XX
Wasn't one of the Megman games set in 200X?
That would mean that it is technically in the past.

>>12690038
......and?

>>12689995
i would have to see it, it could be ok if the gut isnt too huge

>>12690038
...I asked what the catch was.

>>12690048
Don't go labeling yourself like that, remember that any label you attribute to yourself will likely become true.

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>tfw a mod unb& you from a month hiatus

>>12690032
Yes it fucking is. Look at the fourth panel. It's almost exactly the same.

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>>12689918
robopones are inevitable

>>12689982

Flankylä

>>12690036
I like Rumble /ss/ the best, Shining getting blown and stimulated with magic at the same time by his mom would be good too

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>>12689855
Looks aren't everything. To say that they don't matter at all is dumb, but a person can't be a 10 for the rest of their life. I think makeup can be used in small things like social events or work, but a person shouldn't take that as their default state.

>>12690070
And THAT's where you come back? That's cool.

>>12690082
That is kind of horrifying.

>>12690071
that part of her mouth is closed genius

YOU WILL NEVER A PON

>>12690068
But I legitimately want to own and have sex with a mare.

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>>12689671
Oh yea?

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>>12690091
Same with perfume, to me.
Say, which pony would wear which perfume?

YOU WILL ALWAYS A PON

>>12690105
But will I ever APRON?

>>12690113
There needs to be a lot more of this

>>12690052
X can mean they use a system with 26 numbers per digits.

YOU MIGHT A PON I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT PSYCHIC

>>12690119
rarity of course

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I want to buy more Derpy shit. I only have the Hot Topic thing. What else can I buy?

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>>12690104
I can't tell if you're baiting me or not right now

>>12690130
There needs to be exactly the amount of this and no more.

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>>12690098
Im just going to my favorite boards again.

Is Ponychan still here?

>>12690113
Babs a shit, would have violent degrading sex with her and throatfuck her while pinching her nose shut, and calling her a worthless fucking whore who's too ugly to get a man to have consensual sex with her, and I'm doing her a favor by taking pity on her because she'd never get laid otherwise

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>>12690016
>20XX
>not 20X6

CAN'T BONER THE PONER

>>12690137
Oh that's part of it, he's going to go more than a few rounds, she likes to tease and coax his loads out

>>12690137
This pic is sexy as fuck.

WILL YOU BONE THE PONE?

BIG FAT FUTA STALLION.

>>12690152
the feeling is mutual

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>>12690154
Nigga I will cut you

>>12690113
>Babas will never smother you with her breasts and crush your pelvis with her thighs

>>12690144
There's actually some retarded looking plushies of her no eBay for like 15-25 bucks if you're desperate

What if pone did not have sexual.

What if they were smooth and featureless and bodily waste was disposed of via magic.

What if you asked Luna about it and she explained it's because Celestia is a massive prude and ponies must apply for a sexual activity license if they want to have babies. Otherwise all of Equestria's inhabitants have a blanket Decency Filter spell cast upon them that prevents the showing of lewdness.

How long until you'd go insane from no nookie?

>>12690144
Ebay and Etsy are your answers

>>12690190
I would wonder why I ended up in a non-canon universe.

>>12690152
you're right, he's wrong.

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>>12690130
Oh yea?

>>12690183
>FUTA STALLION
how would that even work

>>12690052
The first two games, but I think they were retconned to 20XX when Powered Up came out.

DUCKTALES
WOO-OO

>>12690183
>FUTA STALLION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

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>>12690181

>>12690178
I think about it daily, and calm my morning wood with a good massage while thinking about how wet and tight a mare must feel inside while she's clenching and winking around you

>>12690152
Let him ruse in peace, Anon.

>>12690031
Why not just call it Horseland then? Though that does sound stupid, which is perfect.
>>12690086
Now we're getting somewhere.

So far there's Scald the Skald, Spear Glint the pegasi valkyrie, Glacial Shift the Frost Giant, a warrior I can't think of a name for yet, and another frost giant character, for reasons. Shut up.
Probably located along the water in the northern reaches, isolating themselves from the world during the attack on the Crystal Empire with a icy mountain range.

HELLO WISCONSIN

>>12690104
LIPS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT, GENIUS

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>>12690160
>posting low-tier Homestar Runner characters
I bet you prefer Biscuit Doughhandman over Frank Benedetto

>>12690214
stallion with two dick, also he use to be a women, but still has a vejayjay.

>>12690189
No, I don't want retarded. I want Derpy.
>>12690201
I'll check out etsy.

>>12690231
They have Viking Rams too right?

>>12690255
too ea-tier for me

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>>12689918
1. get claire to record enough of her voice for a siri-like voice synthesizer
2. customize an AI chatbot with knowledge from the show
3. install chatbot software in small computer with microphone and speaker into one of those robotic pet dogs
4. program robot to respond physically to environment, including following owner, hugs, and cute dances
5. put robot inside life-size sweetie plush

see, it's easy

even with today's shitty AI and robotics technology it should be simple to come up with a basic sweetiebot

>>12690231
Podin, god of war in the land of Valhorsela

>>12690157
>pinching her nose shut while you're facefucking her

It's hot as hell when girls struggle for air and you can see them getting that frantic look in their eyes, and start to try to pull away. I'd piss in her mouth too and then spit on her and walk away, leaving her sobbing with her head in her hands while she contemplates what just happened to her.

>>12690240
>low-tier Homestar Runner characters
There's no such thing.

>>12690265
/r/equesting some qt 3.14 viking pony, getting rammed with a Norse dildo.

Pls respond

>>12690205
Oh yes

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>>12690257
>No, I don't want retarded. I want Derpy

>>12690223
>not yfw da burrs win da F1.gif

>>12690231
whats your skype handle?

>>12690265
That could work pretty well, a warrior clan of rams that share the land with them. Was thinking of having the area heavily influenced by spirits such as Windigos and such, making pacts with some to protect them from Sombrero.
>>12690277
Valhorsela....my god....that might be crazy enough to work.

>>12690231
Can MLPG make a cute female war maiden OC?

pls

>>12690282

that'd be hotter with context

like doing that to a downtrodden Trixie that's just looking for a place to sleep

>>12690267
>robot goes haywire
>tries to kill you
>eventually you melt half of it's plush off to reveal it's hard metallic underside still smiling at you like Terminator

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>>12690290
How do you imagine her adult human self to be? What kind of guy would she want?

slim, chaste mares

modest, celibate stallions

>>12690287
An actual bad character?
No
An in-universe considered lame character?
Plenty
You can only rank in the latter and that's precisely what I did.

>>12690326
I write some heavy dom stuff with choking and degradation, but I delete it because I'm too afraid to post it and get shit on

>>12690343
they need to fuck

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>>12690293
I just wanted a clumsy airhead with a big heart. But no, social justice had to have her killed and the fandom makes her either lolsorandum or mentally challenged.

>>12690332
>Spoiler
You

>>12690362

getting shit on is the first step to not being shit on

>>12690340
That looks hot, but that's still wrong. IRL horses aren't as cute or complex as MLPonies.

>>12690308
Carnbeff is the ID

>>12690321
Only if everyone approves of it. I would not want to besmirch her innocence.

>>12690332
SHES DRINKING WHILE TALKING

OH GOD SHE'S A VENTRILOQUIST

>>12690282
Man, what a shameful boner

>>12690343
>you will never politely greet and say hello to the residents of ponyville
>you will never have platonic friendships with all the ponies

>>12690381
Marty's tight bum.

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>>12690343
The long, slim, majestic, looking legs are one of my favorite things about the way ponies are drawn.

>>12690343
I like that post Fyreflye posted about waiting till marriage.

>>12690380
I know your pain.

>>12690267
I'M GOING TO LEARN AI JUST TO MAKE THIS
After making Rarity


And keeping them for myself

>>12690332
>How do you imagine her adult human self to be?
Probably laid back but forward
>What kind of guy would she want?
not me ;-;

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>>12690343

>>12690343
Chubby, slutty mares

stallions somewhere else or whatever

>>12690398
>you will never have platonic friendships with all the ponies
I have more interest in this than I have ever had any interest in fucking them

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>>12690386
No matter what you do, someone is going to hate you. It's inevitable.

>>12690387
That's what I think, I feel like the whole smell and hygiene thing would offset the pleasure from it. I guess if you washed and shampooed them every time you fucked them it would be ok, but there's still a chance of them farting/shitting on you while you're balls deep.

>>12690380
You know why I loved the shit out of Derpy? She's like one of those old school Looney Toons characters.

Then the fanbase and other idiots had to interpret her as an insult to mentally ill people.
Yes, I'm still upset.

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>>12690411
I like short, stubby ponies that I can pick up and carry around on my back!

>>12690449
I mean, it's stupid having sex with real horses. They lack compassion and any other complex emotions.

>>12690453
The voice reinforced that, I wish they gave her a normal but semi-goofy voice. She sounds like a downie in the show.

>>12690443
I have been here for a while and I have yet to even have one hate anon.

I wish I had a hate anon, I really do ;_;

>>12690442
Mah nigga.
I want to have casual conversations with my waifu and just enjoy some time with her.

>>12690340
>>12690387
>>12690449
>>12690476
For me, they have to be sentient and sapient. Unfortunately only humans are that, which is why I like cross-specie pics/stories.

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>>12690426
>not releasing them under the GNU license

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>>12690426
DARLING DARLING DARLING

DRESSES DRESSES DRESSES

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>>12690469
You mean fillies?

>>12690476
If I did do it, it'd be for hedonistic regions, I just think that it would feel really nice and remarkably like a human pussy, having the freedom to walk out to the burn and plunge inside a soaking wet cunt that milks you dry sounds appealing.

>>12690476
so does your hand

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Would you stuff Twilight full of chocolate?

>>12690481
Do you at least have people who like you?

>>12690453
>inevitable
she's always been a lovable silly pony to me, and most fanworks depict her as such.

>>12690522
He said AI not mirror clones

>>12690481
Post your stuff and I'll hate it if you like.

>>12690494
No Derpy sweetie, I love you. I'm not that, I promise.

>>12690488
I'd love to just have long conversations about the intricacies of pony life or just talk about how their day was.

>>12690534
No...I am very neutral, no one likes me nor hates me.

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>>12690526
No! Big adult ponies that think they're too old for that kind of stuff.

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>>12690528
I'm trying to think of a way to argue against that, but I can't.

>>12690547
Y..you do that for me?

>>12690491
Depends on what you mean by sapience, horses have been shown to be very intelligent animals, they can recognize individual people and even tell men apart from women. Horses are STRONG animals, and I figure if they're not enjoying what you're doing, they'll kick you into a coma. Getting kicked by a horse is no joke, if you get hit in the head you have a fair chance of dying. If you get double kicked in the chest it could cause internal injuries.

>>12690561
>that feel
Do you post with a name at least? I think the only reason no one cares about me is that I only ever post my drawings as anon.

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>>12690563
Oooooh. That's cute.

>>12690561
You have to have some sort of personality to establish a pattern for people to like/dislike. Usually people don't like it when you overdo it in the general. It kind of happens in places where people hang out, like the groups in skype, steam, etc.

>>12690563
>>12690600
Fuck off pothead

I'm gonna go work out, let's go Rainbow

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>>12690533
Literally or metaphorically?

>>12690504
NEVER
THEY WILL RUN THE MOST PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE EVER ON THE MOST PROPRIETARY LICENSE EVER
YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM EVEN AFTER I'M DEAD

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>>12690591
Hey anon...

I was only kidding loser, my name is flash and everyone fucking loves me. Who couldn't love me bro. Even your waifu wants to bang me raw and my art...well lets just say my art reaches the heavens.

Go fuck yourself!

>>12690643
Blame her sister for what?

>>12690654
I know you do drugs, Twily.

>>12690654
TWILIGHT
YOUR HORN
DISCORD PUT IT BETWEEN RARITY'S LEGS

>>12690577
I can't like it unless they have self-awareness. You can argue by moving where the line is, but for me it's something that allows civilization, complex social structure, and language to happen.

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Would you enjoy a nice big stogy with your favorite pony?

>>12690662
Everything

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>>12690664
She also listens to heavy metal and stays up past her bed time

>>12690664
I want to do dank purples with purple

>>12690662
Everything.

>>12690649
I hope Steve Ballmer fucks you in your ass

>>12690646
Both

>>12690655
>well lets just say my art reaches the heavens.
Because it blows so hard it generates lift?

>>12690675
No, yuck.

Hips

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>>12690637
>pothead
Whaaaaaaaaaat.

have you ever just gotten so horny and yet you're completely indecisive on what you want to beat it to

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>>12690693
MEGABURN

>>12690685
>>12690677
What will Celestia do when I start blaming her for things?

>>12690683
The way her hair just snaps annoys my animation senses.

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>keep looking up Marine Corps information
>pages keep referencing the Commandant of the Marine Corps
>e.g. "This MOS will be assigned and voided only by the authority of the CMC"
>CMC

>>12690693
Did you just insult the flash?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

Winner gets to fuck the others waifu.