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>>12670920
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>>12675952
>professional rut

u-unf
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>>12675952
>>12675962
>You will never be stuck in a professional rut
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>>12675952
Sounds like the start of a romance
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Why is derpybooru so goddamn shit?
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>>12675990
I'm sure he ends up fencing her cello for pot money and then steals her kidney.
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>>12676005
They need a new host badly. REALLY badly.
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>>12675962
>>12675979
But why should I have a professional rut when amateurs are so much more enthusiastic?
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>>12676005
>>12676024
Pissbooru sucks
I miss pornibooru
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YOUR A PRINCESS!
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i'm not gonna shave my entire legs jesus
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>>12676044
very clever play on words anon, good job
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>>12676068
I AM!
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>>12676074
But you'll look cute. Especially if you oil them up after.
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http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/219/6/3/faust_x_celestia___by_yujiandhisboa_by_laurenfaustplz-d6h4nrb.jpg

requesting this ship drawn properly
I'm digging it
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>>12676074
fuck off, you have personal blog.
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>>12676092
Like I'd love to but it seems like a pretty dedicated thing to keep up
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>>12676074
Come on Brae
It's not like you're pretending to be straight
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>>12676068
What about my A Princess?

Did something happen to it? Is it broken?

Oh well, that's what I've got B, C and D princesses for.
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>>12676101
>horsecunny on deviantart
doesn't that shit get deleted pretty quick?
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>Ubisoft MLP game

Creed of Pony: Online DRM Edition
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>>12676118
Your E, F, G, H, and I princesses are still preparing to be shipped. Maybe they could fix your A princess, too?
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>>12676101
I prefer fausticorn as a parent to the royal sisters
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>>12676114
Probably. I mean I've never done it. I guess if you wanted to feel good about yourself or it was a special occasion maybe?
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>>12676141
Eh, it'd probably be cheaper to just teach myself how to repair them myself.

I mean, with a collection this extensive, maintenance costs could add up pretty quickly; I'm going to have to learn eventually.
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>>12676142
I prefer fausticorn not existing at all in the show since it's stupid
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>>12676142
retarded
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>>12676142
>faustalicorn
>fandom with show characters

meh
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>>12676161
Eh
Enough of that though

if there was another sleepover quest what pony would you want it to be with
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>>12676192
>>12676194
I would never want it in the show proper, don't get me wrong.
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>"Hey anon, let's dance!"
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>>12676207
Not him but Rarity
Or Twilight
Or Sweetie
Or any combination of them
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>>12676213
> hands above her head
Oh yeah
She wants to bust a groove and get fabulous.
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>>12676213
I'd rather dance with Twilight Sparkle
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>>12676142
impending edgy
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What custom ration should I give to Twilight?
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Pony wants you to touch their penis.
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>>12676237
Twilight! Stop!

You're monkeying too hard, nigga!
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>>12676237
Too bad, I'm already dancing with her.
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>>12676207
You already did it with Pinkie, so that's 100% who I wanted. It'd be cool to see one with Dash or Twilight, though. I mean, if you're just sticking to the mane 6.
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>>12676244
I've been told I give great handjobs

I'd love to
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>>12676207
CMC!
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>>12676237
But anon. Horses can't dance.
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>>12676213
How'd she react if you just started grinding on her, hard?
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>>12676269

A sleepover with all the CMC at once?

Don't you think you'd be a little overwhelmed?
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>>12676270
I don't think I really fell in love with a cartoon horse
But I came pretty close when that episode aired
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>>12676269
second.
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>>12676207
The CMC might be cute, but I'd wonder how Applejack would get wrangled into one.
Maybe she just crashes at Anon's place because they're Friends?
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>>12676288
Well yeah, but it would be fun.
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>>12676207
preferrably in a seprate thread.
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>>12676270
But she's clearly dancing right there.
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>>12676270
>you will never white people dance with twilight
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>You gonna get Caked.
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>>12676207
CMC don't seem to have that much questing done with them, so I say those three.
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Pony snoring
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>>12676276
>"Whoa ho there anon! Don't you think you're being a little too forward? We're in public after all~"
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>>12676345
Why would you want to cut a Diamond?
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>>12676357
>>12676269
>>12676296

what if you could only choose one of them
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>>12676372
The only pony that is such an uneducated beast and snores is APPPLEJACK
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>>12676372
roll pony over
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>>12676389
Scootaloo. She brings Rainbow Dash along.
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>>12676345
Is it wrong if it took me a bit to notice the fact the eye was a googly eye? It fits so well with the toy.

>>12676389
Sweetie or Scoots!
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>>12676389
>Start negging scootaloo about her wings and cutie mark
>She desperately wants your approval
>Horrible, horrible things happen
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>>12676389
Sweetie all day every day
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>>12676389
SWEETIE
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>>12676389
Sweetie Belle or Applebloom.
Though a Scoots is fine too.
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>>12676389
id choose best filly
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gnight
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>>12676400
Are you sure about that?
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>>12676293
Man I know! Cartoon ponies shouldn't be this lovable!
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>>12676238
the bad guy just backs off out of fear actually
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>>12676389
Other two CMC haven't gotten as much, but Sweetie would be cutest so her.
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>>12676440
Dash doesn't count since she is subpony scum
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Each pony gives you their favorite coffee creamer.

WHich one do you pick, without getting to actually know the flavor? Which pony would you trust?
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>>12676463
Rarity on this one.
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>>12676440
>Naked
>Legs spread wide
>Not even using the blankets
>Snoring loudly
The little harlot
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>>12676461
that's a mean thing to say twilight
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>>12676389
Sweetie, naturally.
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>>12676463
None, I don't like coffee.
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>>12676386
So you can mix it with powdered sheet rock and sell it on the streets and double your money.
Duh.
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What if waifu was sick?
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>>12676428
you still draw some of the best
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>>12676463
all of them. i'd let them cream my coffee with their turgid marecocks any day
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>>12676497
You...

You bastard.

Tell me you at least like good tea? Redeem your soul before this anon please...
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>>12676509
I would take care of her until she gets better.
I probably can't catch pony disease anyway.
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>>12676482
Well that's a stupid thing to say Anon but you can only say stupid things so what can you do.
Weren't you busy with being pathetic and alone?
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>>12676293
I was pleasantly surprised when that episode came out.
I was just expecting a Rarity one and got an episode with great moments for all 6 instead.
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>>12676509
Get new wiafu.
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>>12676513
>turgid

Okay does anyone ACTUALLY find this word EVERY sexy?
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>>12676389
Best filly.
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>>12676463
Twilight. She probably keeps things simple and mild, since she uses it for those late night study sessions.
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>>12676537
Twilight, why are you berating your husband in public like that?
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>>12676509
I would shrink myself down to go into her body and eradicate the disease. Then be promptly digested by a white blood cell because it doesn't work that way.
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>>12676527
I like tea, though good is rather subjective.
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>>12676512

Fuck off Kraut. I hope you OD.
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Should I start signing my work?
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>>12676509
why does pinkie's family hate her so much
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>>12676569
Yeah.
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>>12676463
none, coffee a shit
tea on the other hand
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>>12676559
Okay. Okay

We can still be friends anon-kun.
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>>12676509
I'm sure she'll recover, in time.
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>>12676509
I would isolate her in quarantine and feed her liquified meals 3 times a day through a drinking straw

who knows what magical and horrifying diseases equestria holds.
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>>12676509
Take care of her, of course. It'd be hard to keep Pinkie in bed and resting but I'd do my best.
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>>12676577
Because she let the western influence corrupt her and take her away from her strict Amish upbringing.
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>>12676569
If you want?
A distinctive style is just as good as a signature, and it's easy to spot your stuff.
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>>12676577
Because she's a failure
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tfw when nothing better to do tonight than watch the weather radar of an impending storm about to hit.
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>>12676509
Take care of waifu until she feels better
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>>12676626
You sound like an old man, you have an entire universe filled with porn to explore anon.
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If you keep reading this post past the spoiler, something very bad will happen, don't do it, or else You will find out that You will get to cuddle poni.
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>>12676577
>>12676601
>>12676620
Actually the amish let their kids decide if they want to stay amish by sending them out to the modern world for a year once they are 18 or something. If they like it they can leave forever
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>>12676509

Take care of her.
What kind of fucking question is this?
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>>12676509
What else but take good care of her until she felt better?

What a silly question.
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Daily reminder that Pinkie Pie broke a Pinkie Promise
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

NEW MAPS NEW SAYSOUNDS COME HAT
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>>12676641
twilight what are you doing you can't be marker pony
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>>12676649
the worst part is watching the radar is part of my job.
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>>12676653
Fuck, that sounds awful anon. How long will it last?
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>>12676667

When
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>>12676667
books a shit
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>>12676671
She was trying on capes for her new super hero outfit
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>>12676693
In the book
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>>12676653
i-is it terminal
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Here's the last of the Derpy's I was planning on inking/coloring tonight.

Does Anon still want me to draw soft vore or should I not worry about that anymore?
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>>12676667
The books are turrble.
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>>12676703

The comic book?

oh do you mean the fart joke
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>>12676720
Don't worry about it.
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>>12676653
W-which one?
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>>12676667
further proof that the books are worthless
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>>12676698
I liked the idea of Mare-Do-Well
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>>12676720
I don't know about that anon but if you could it would be great

But that's just me
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>>12676720
Do it if you want, but if you aren't comfortable don't worry about it
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>>12676615
>>12676584
ah, i havent done that in years
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>>12676720
Why is she so cute?
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http://angelthecatgirl.tumblr.com/image/57627810013
I'm not sure if I should have a boner, or if I should be giggling at those nipples.
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>>12676761
You still need a watermark.
Or make your signature part of the drawing, so people can't really take it out without ruining the whole thing.
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Whoa, Anon, you smell like pony. What have you been doing for the past day?
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>>12676685
>>12676715
>>12676742

any one of your choosing, for as long as you'd like, any day any time. They can nuzzle you while you sleep if you like.



WEEP, WEEP AT THE HORROR.
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>>12676763
this picture needs a penis somewhere in it like coming out of the cloud or something
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>>12676744
its a fun idea, a super hero pony who is actually multiple ponies
sounds like it could be fun for comics
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>>12676796
Rolling around with Pinkie.
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>>12676796
Pony.
That's what I've been doing.
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>>12676800
What kind of cruel madman are you to just think about something like this
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>>12676810
Anon please.
Derpy is not for Sexual.
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pony should pony pony
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>>12676800
this is too much, i think im gonna be sick
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>>12676815
What if your favorite pony was actually twins or triplets who took turns pretending to be the same pony?
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>>12676832
I am.... I AM

Batman.
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>>12676796
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>>12676796
Fucking my colt like the slut he is
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>>12676861
I AM THE PANTS
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>>12676735
>>12676752
>>12676760
It's not that I'm uncomfortable drawing Vore, I just think it would be weird drawing Derpy vore.

Also I've practically been inking/coloring all day even before I started doing the Derpy's
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>>12676861
Goddammit Andy go be drunk in another place
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>tfw Rarijack is canon
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>>12676862

B-but Bonbon Colgate and I were meant to be!
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>>12676826
>And just WHERE did you learn to pony?
>You! I learned it by watching you!
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>>12676841
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>>12676864
>slutty colts

u-unf
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>>12675869
No, I would never do such a stupid thing like that. Party Tail is objectively the best horsie.
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>>12676888
It's a tulpa feeling.
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>>12676861
And I can stalk anyone
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>>12676888

Guess again.
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>>12676841
Guess who's MY little pony?
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>>12676859
>multisweetie
i dont think my heart could handle it
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>>12676913
There's an entire episode focused on Rarijack
I stand corrected
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>>12676841
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>>12676800
what if someone else is cuddling the same pony as me at the same time?
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>>12676920
That's terrifying
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>>12676932
But there's no such episode.
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>>12676933
That pony is too little and inanimate to love. Pony should be at least waist height and smart enough to know pony is pony.
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>>12676932
But that's not true
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>>12676924
Diamond Table?
that's an awful SB tier pun
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>>12676952
>>12676956
>not watching the goddamn show
2/10 made me reply.
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>>12676924
something seems off here, did twist cut her hair?
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>>12676836
>implying

Does anyone have that other human Derpy cap?
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>>12676905
survey says that pinkie a shit
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>>12676977
No anon, you a shit! My wife is pure!
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>>12676877
Well again your choice if you do it or not.
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>>12676836
Pardon the #BEEF
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>>12676983
Pinkie Pie = The worst. LITERALLY THE WORST

Rarity = Undeniably, forever the best until beyond the end of time.

Face facts.
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>>12677019
I like half the way you think anon.

If only you eplaced Fluttershy with Pinkie and be 100% right...
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>>12677019
Both ponies are great!
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>>12677019
>not liking both sides of best ship
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>>12677019
>rarity
>best

lol anon allow me to educate ur stupid butt fuck ass here is the tier list:

Pinkie Pie, Pure Waifu of the Seven Seas >>>>> Rarity > Fluttershit > Applejacks > Twilight Speckle > Rainbow Douche
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>>12677019
>Pinkie Pie = The worst. LITERALLY THE WORST
But Panka isn't Fluttershit
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>>12677019
Sorry anon, but Rarity is the worst.
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>>12677050
>best ship
Nah man. it's a nice a cute ship but not best ship.
I respect your opinion tough
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>>12677019
>not liking both
you are full of shit
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This horse feels dead, someone do something interesting.
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>>12677059
But all the ponies are nice.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>12677083
I'll draw something.
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>>12677089
I can vouch for that. Except Twist and Snips/Snails.
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>>12677052
Get a load of this wrong guy being wrong.
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>>12677083
We need an earth-shattering update. Like M.A. Larson having a near-death experience in a Tim Horton's or S4 moved to Q3 of 2014.
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Friends should share
http://imgur.com/S24Hka4
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>>12677050
>Spergie Pie
No
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Must suck arguing which ship gets to be in second place compared to the true canon ship that is FlashLight.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATSSSSSSSS
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>>12676836
But that grey Pegasus has to be for sexual! There aren't any others!
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>>12677107
I don't know how to break this to you, xieril, but you're wrong.
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>>12677019
>not liking grey and pink
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>>12677119
Same as the show.
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Pinkity is the best because they contrast and complement each other psychologically.

One is the hyper girl whose ditzy facade belies a worldliness and wisdom that often surprises those around her.

The other is a sophisticated, debonaire lady who at any given moment is ready to bust out as a squealing, giggling little girl.
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hey

guess what


all ponies are shit, every single one of them. you're all just huge scatophiles.
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She is so majestic.
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>>12677125
There are no other grey Pegasus?
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>>12677107
twist is terrible, and all the other ponies know it
apple bloom only hung out with her because they were both blank flanks
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>>12677117
It must suck not having a dick in a relationship

Every couple should have at least 1 cock
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>>12677146

She is so ugly and bad at parenting.
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>>12677050
>twilight will never be the unfcomfortable filling of a marshmellow/candy floss sandwich
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>>12677111
>buttwings
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>>12677150
I like how even her toy has derped out eyes.
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>>12677140
>opposites attract
>good

Might as well say that TwiPie and RariJack are actually good ships.
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>>12677128
Not really, no.
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>>12677140
>because they contrast and complement each other psychologically.
autism speaks
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>>12677160
One of them is the element of magic. I'm sure that's not a problem
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>>12677163
>red bull enema
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Nobody will take my wife Pinkie Pie away from me. She's the bestest horsie ever.
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>>12677171
>TwiPie
>Not the cutest ship
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>>12677189
this a million times this
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>>12677148
Don't think so
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>>12677171
To be honest Raripie isn't as bad as those two.
I mean it's not really opposites attract in this case.
They might not have that much in common but they aren't complete opposites either. As he said Rarity can get pretty damn childish sometimes
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>>12677205
>but they aren't complete opposites either
they are.
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Slap slap slap

clap clap clap
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>>12677148
Sorta.
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>>12677188
>you will never drag anon's waifu into a glue factory as he watches helplessly tied to a chair in front of the glue factory
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>>12677140

>Pinkie brings out Rarity's inner basic mushroom
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>>12677189
I like when people call it Twinkie.
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>>12677217
Not on the same scale as Rarity - AJ or Twilight - Pinkie
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>>12677188
Not even Pinkie Pie?
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>>12677148
This one too.
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>>12677189
>shipping
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>>12677189
>>12677199
Look at all of these great opinions
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>>12677189
>shipping
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>>12677231
That is my most favorite ship name

and my least favorite ship.
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>>12677171
Remember that while Rarijack is shat on by the 'fandom', it is practically Canon.
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>>12677148
Here's a male one.
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Who was the guy that figured out I was Poultron in the other thread
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>>12677265
And this is why Rarijackfags are the worst
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>>12677242
And rumble

How come all the grey ponies are Pegasus
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>>12677272

>waiting for new content
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The best ship is anyone x Changeling.
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>>12677283
Rumble isn't for sexual though.
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>>12677175
Element of magic =/= element of Dick-conjuration. Cock-romacy, if you will.
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S l a p S l a p S l a p

C l a p C l a p C l a p
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>>12677283

Night guards are grey unicorns.
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>>12677277
Me.
It was always me.
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>>12677313

More lick cock-growmancy amirite?
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>>12677283
Not all of them are. Here's an Earth Pony.
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>>12677314
Dammit anon, tenderize your chicken fillet somewhere else!
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>>12677265
Are all Rarijack fans this delusional?
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>>12677316
Isn't that only through uniformic magic armor
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>>12677328
But anon, who is me?
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>>12677283
And here's a Unicorn.
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Personally I like Twirity because how simple this ship is. No opposites attract no I don't know what.

Just Twilight and Rarity. There really isn't that much conflict between them. And they seem to do things together. Rarity and Twilight seem to go in town together. And they camped together for cider too.

And Rarity teaching Twilight about love while Twilight is completely retarded at it would be cute as fuck.

That's just me
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>>12677262
>>12677231
ApplePie strikes a balance
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>>12677121
In all honesty, I think Flash and Twi are adorable together.
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Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little pony just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
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Have you brushed your teeth yet today, /a/?
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>>12677354
What's that unicorns name
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>Pinkie Pie meets a sorrow spirit made entirely of tears
>Succeeds at making it laugh
>They hug, but Pinkie gets sucked in
>Pinkie drowns
>Passes the final laughter test and becomes an alicorn
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>>12677314
:Y
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>>12677341
Most no. Some of them tough...
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>>12677371
I don't brush my teeth.
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>>12677283
photoofmrpie.jpg
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>>12677359
I like Piety.
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>>12677358

I've always kinda liked that one too.

It's simple, ya know?
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Your waifu just came

It was really messy and unbelievably satisfying

She's lying there panting and dripping with a huge smile on her face and it's all thanks to you
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>>12677359
I wonder if Applepie will explode after that episode.
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>>12677375
...so she's a corpse? An alicorn corpse? That doesn't sound very kid friendly anon.
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>>12677374
I have no idea. Its a grey Lyra recolor. I'll go see if the bronies came up with a name for her.
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>>12677371
>/a/
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Porn when?
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>>12677397
It's the best feeling in the world.
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>>12677368
Lyra you're hogging the whole goddamn couch I want to play Dark Souls
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>>12677368
Hehe, noice
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>>12677397
This is my fetish.
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>>12677171
>rarijack
>bad
get out forever
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>>12677378
S L A P
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>>12677368
I wish lyra would give me that look every day
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATS HATSSS
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>>12677397
Time for round 2
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>>12677405
forgot my image
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>>12677331
I am a blender of feelings.
Pic unrelated.
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>>12677397
She came over? I'm so glad. Maybe I can treat her to some tea.
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>>12677425

Well you stink of dick.
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>>12677425
Whoah, thighs
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>>12677403

Well, Twilight was incinerated after she passed her test, what about that?
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>>12677425
muh penos
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>>12677345
A friend.
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>>12677425
Wh-what? I literally just came out of the shower!
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>>12677412
You could always sit on her lap.
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>>12677425
Well, if I smell so bad, then why don't you clean me up?
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>>12677446
She was just teleported with a violent explosion in her wake. I'm pretty sure that's different than drowning out in the open.
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>>12677345
Please respond
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>>12677374
Apparently they came up with the name Monochrome Sunset. It was the top voted choice on Reddit, so that explains why its so terrible.
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>>12677461
>explosive winking
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>>12677358
That's not bad justification but I like Twinkie because of the inverted extroverted relationship between the two despite the whole opposites attract thing.
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>>12677450
what da heck is dat supposed to mean
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>>12677425
I think something is wrong with that pony.
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>>12677418
xieril will you fix the neck on that lewd Rarity drawing you did some time ago?
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>>12677425
reply
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>>12677313
Dick Conjuration is magic
So actually Twilight can be the element of Dickmancy
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>>12677425
what the fuck did you just say to me u fucking fuck
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>>12677358
Apart from being unicorns, they have no connection. Even AJ has that 'Working/business woman/older sister' thing in common.
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>>12677510
ur a cutie
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>>12677425
Excuse you
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>>12677519
>tfw you will never be a cutie

feels batman
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>>12677514

They're both sophisticated ponies.
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>>12677514
>Even AJ has that 'Working/business woman/older sister' thing in common
That means absolutely nothing.
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>>12677425

You should change 'you' to 'I'

no reason or anything
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fart fart fart faaaaaart
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>>12677533
>Twilight not even interested in the cuddling
Canon it's a one sided relationship.
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>>12677519
how dare u s ay that to me
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I really need to figure out a name so I can post my drawings with a name to see if I get more replies.
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>>12677560
Why would you do that?
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>>12677573
Fagposter
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>>12677563
That was canon during her "WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP" phase
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>>12677570
You type like a woman.
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>>12677563

>implying
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>>12677573
>to see if I get more replies.
You will, there's not really anything to be tested.
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>>12677412
>"Dark Souls? Is that a game? That sounds like fun! Let's do it let's do it!"
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>>12677585
You guys always suggest something with fag, poster, or anon in it. Names like that are almost as lame as just using the name of a pony.
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>>12677573

http://www.spinxo.com/
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>>12677615
What's your drawing then?
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>>12677612
I think the game would scare her pants off.
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>>12677612
what pinkie what are you doing here that's not GIVE ME BACK THE CONTROLLER PINKIE NO DON'T GO THERE THAT'S THE
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>>12677615
Then just pick two letters that aren't being used by someone else.
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>>12677612
THE DOGS PINKIE GET THE DOGS
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>>12677635
>Pants off
Perfect.
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>>12677615
Just call yourself Honey Syrup or some crap like that.
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>>12677637
>she beats the Capra Demon on her first try
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>>12677411
>>12677421
>moaning
>squirming
>gasping
>squirting

>all because of you
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>>12677642
αα!
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>>12677658
>With the broken sword
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>>12677635
>>12677654
>pinkie pie puts on pants just so she can be scared out of them
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>>12677573
Ponyweedlord
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>>12677563
Can't say she ain't trying

You know there was this fanfic where Rarity kept trying to tell Twilight she loves her but Twilight was so goddamn oblivious. One time Rarity got drunk, barged in in Twilight's home and said she loved her, only for twilight to think she loved her as a friend
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>>12677612
>that peeking panka
Gosh, that's really cute
Why is Dork Souls so confusing
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>>12677397
GOD yes.
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>>12676509
How sick?

Do I need to get my shot gun?
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>>12677674
xXx_420P0/\/y_SnIP3r_xXx
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MLPG which is your favorite CMC? I love Sweetie Belle. She's adorable and she can sing.
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>>12677670
>Pinkie unzips your pants while you're playing
>You can't stop her, they're already off by the time you notice
>She puts them on herself
>Wait for about 10 seconds
>Screams as your pants fly off her
>Your both sitting there pantless when the rest walk in
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>>12677688
Confusing in what way?
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>>12677709
Sweetie
Cutest pony
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>>12677630
My drawing is ponies.
>>12677656
I think you suggested that to me before. Its a good idea, I just can't get into it.
>>12677705
Beautiful.
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>>12677661
And how does she like the fact that she's getting him panting and stiffening and shooting all because of her?
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>>12677709
I like Scootaloo because no one likes Scootaloo
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>>12677709
But her singing voice is literally the worst, it's even canon.
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>>12677678
Which fic was this?
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>>12677591
cries
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>>12677744
w-whoa
that's a lot of pony
a-and that rainbow dash butt
HNNNNNNG THAT PANK
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>>12677746
NO!
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>>12677726
Well what kind of name do you want? Do you want an original name or something? Or a silly name, or something like Teapot?
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>>12677746
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/44792/damn-it-twilight-i-love-you

The first chapter is the best one.

The others...are hit and miss.
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>>12677744
>smooth, featureless crotch

UNNF
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>>12677763
that is scootaloo
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>>12677711
Who are the rest besides Lyra who's been here all along?
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I wish Rediv's pony was real and she would sit on my face
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>>12677746
but that's wrong.
She sings great in Babs Seed. To bad the animators fucked up everything.
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>>12677709
Mines is Sweetie Belle as well! I do like the rest of the CMC but Sweetie got that cracking voice and she is fucking adorable in Sisterhooves Social.
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>>12677796
>that is scootaloo

#WHOA
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

hats and sht
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>>12677744
Whoa, watch that fat buddy. Fat is a very tricky path
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>>12677635
>"Wh-why is jelly coming out of that man? Why'd you hurt that doggy?"
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>>12677790
Fuck meant to reply to >>12677753
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>>12677818
Fuck off
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Anyone else notice some parallels with Mary Spuckler and LE APPLEJAKH?
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>>12677709
abblebloom is cutest CMC
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>>12677797
Celestia, the mane 6, pinkie parents, your parents, jesus, and the avengers.
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>>12677744
>that Pinkie pudge
Not bad
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>>12677789
I'm not really sure, which is the entire problem here. It just sounds like I'm whining now so I'll stop. Thanks, Anon.
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>>12677727
It almost makes her cream herself just thinking about it
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>>12677826
Who the fuck is mary spuckler?
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>>12677822
pinkie it's a game it's not real
look maybe this is a bad time
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>you will never see this with your own eyes
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>>12677846
Reprising character on the Simpsons, one of Cleetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's daugher who has an on-again off-again relationship with Bart
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>>12677474
That's basically the same as what I like about Twidash.
Opposites attract, introvert/extrovert, and the whole athleticism/academia that they both could easily have a mutual respect of.
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>>12677839
A good way to come up with a name is to find sounds and words you like to say and kind of mold them together.
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>>12677862
But I just did. Why would a blind person play around on an IMAGEboard?
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>>12677862
I'm an astronaut actually, so...
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>>12677822
It's cool pinkie they're all bad guys. Except for that guy in the sun costume he's the son of the sun god. But I need to kill him for his armor. So I can pretend to be him.
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>>12677822
d'aww
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>>12677822
It's fine, pinkie. It's just a game!
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>>12677822
I don't think its a good idea to play that kind of game in front of Pinkie.

>>12677826
I stop watching the Simpson long ago. It looks like the "Give Bart a Celebrity Girlfriend" Format.
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>>12677839
Pick something you like, from something you watched or read or heard, take sounds you like to hear and mash them together, take a funny word or phrase and take a chunk of it
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>>12677862
Maybe someday I'll be able to pilot a space plane.
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>>12677871
You should bring a Pinkie plush into space with you. Take a picture. Then eject her out the airlock.
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>>12677878
FUCK YOU
RUN AWAY FROM THIS MADMAN PINKIE
and run to me
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>>12677822
hnnnnnnnnnnngh
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>>12677871
likely story
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>>12677906
MY WIFE! NO!
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>>12677905
Is that the xbox 360 light ring on the side?
>Micro$hit in charge of space
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>>12677867
...
Femdickdom?
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>>12677892
>It looks like the "Give Bart a Celebrity Girlfriend" Format.
Yes and no? She's voiced by Zooey Descanel who I can barely stand but she's appeared three times at some cross purposes with Bart. She's the most serious would-be girlfriend he's had, Though the dude is 12.
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>>12677822
COLOR
please, so i can adequately feel the high potential for cute this pic has
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>>12677822

>want to link Pinkie to the classic YATTA Dark souls video to cheer her up
>it's no longer available
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>>12677709
I like this one
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>>12677790
Many thanks, anon.
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>>12677905
>skylon
it won't be more than a nice technology demonstator, the concept has a future skylon itself has not.
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>>12677871
and i'm an astronaut and pretty mare.
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>>12677947
It isn't?
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>>12677545
Think of the relationship as two axles. They must move in tandem, for the relationship to go anywhere (read:mean something, in the long run.) Gears do a great job of meshing together, to move things in tandem.

Think of a gear's relationship to it's neighbour (lover). Think of the shape of a gear. it is like a wheel with 'teeth', to help it grip other gears' teeth. These teeth represent differences. They provide a place for the gears to push off one another, and turn each other [working with, and embracing the differences, to make progress]. See how that works?


now think of it differently. The second type of gears are the circles that have swoops cut into them, to form indents. these little caves (the swoops) represent similarities between parties. They also mesh together, though not as effectively if it's the only point of contact for the two gears, as it's smoother. . There are ways to make this kind of relationship more efficient, but it requires more little cogs, and the couple of gears end up taking it slow, so they don't slip.

Think of your 'twirity or Rarilight'. It's literally two sticks rubbing against each other. No teeth of difference, or indents of similarity. It's pretty homosexual.
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>>12677938
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Spuckler

What a silly pony
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I LOVE EVERYTHING

EVEN BCS AND ROSS AND ATRYLS UGLY HORSECOCKS
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>>12677871
Enjoy your fingernails slowly tearing off. Ponies do not find that attractive.
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>>12677994

Uploader deleted it apparently.

Only mirror is some Jap site that requires a login.
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>>12677948
Those are some tiny legs.
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>>12677906
it'd be neat if the plush actually went across the universe but more likely it'd just be taken by earth's gravity and eventually burn up in the atmosphere
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>>12677996
So we aren't even arguing that all ponies should not be lesbians, or for sexual? We're going this direction now? Okay then.
>>
horsecocks?
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>>12678018
Ponies don't even have fingernails. They have big o'l chunky hooves and would probably be terrified of your hands anyways.
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>>12677867
I like that idea. I used to do it myself, but kinda stopped. No idea why, either....
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>>12676256
get this amateur level shit out of my face
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>>12678049
Cockhorses.
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>>12678022
Well, that sucks.
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>>12677996
> relationships need to be "opposites attract, gotta grind out some magic"

What is suffering
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>>12678049
Marecunts
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>>12678048
That was a joke. I went on too long about gears and relationships, I forgot to make fun of the people on /s4s/.
>implying straight relationships ever
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>>12678080
I never said that.
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>>12676590
horses dont even have sphincters in their ass. that is why they cant hold in their shit and shit all over the place.
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>>12678039
I wish space exploration was as easy as KSP. I would totally send a Pinkie plush on a intergalactic journey.
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>>12678080
>read two sentences
Do you want me to detail abusive relationships with pistons? I have more examples. I'm just lazy
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>>12678005
Even these ugly horsecocks?
http://derpiboo.ru/392889
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>>12678081
disgusting
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>>12678049
Big fat thick ones that you tease out of their sheath and grind between you
Ones that you don't let retract and cuddle after you're finished
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>>12678092
Stop playing with your food. What are you? 7?
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>>12677996
So you're saying that Rarijack stands no changes of meshing.
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>>12678105
u-unf
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>>12678099
> Let's just keep extending the machine metaphor! That'll make me right!
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>>12678102

That's a pretty nice stylized one though
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>>12678092
>tfw can never blow milkshake bubbles with lyra
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>>12678088
But he replied to me.

>>12678112
Pls.
it's like a 10 speed bicycle. It meshes all over the place.
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>>12678132
> I'm going to use greentext! That'll make me right!
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>>12678099
>Abusive relationship with pistons
Unf
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>>12678137
No, no it's not
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>>12678132
>anything but the love machine
This applies to friendships. I find that friends I have that like ALL the same things I do get boring to be around.
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>>12678143
A 10 speed bicycle that's disassembled, rusted and made from parts repurposed from refrigerators and power saws.
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>>12678160
Aprehensive kek.
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>>12678161

What stylized horsecocks do you prefer, then?
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>>12678150
But relationships don't work by analogy. Why do you think autistic people who are fantastic at mechanical can't stop spewing spaghetti in interpersonal engagements?
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>>12678137
no its not.

>preputial ring inside of the sheath

WHAT

thats like someone drawing a human wang with 2 foreskins on it because it is his style
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>>12678122
Nice floppy cocks that you hold gently while you spoon them
Lovely hard cocks that you stroke when they get their morning wood
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sex with scootaloo
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>>12678178
None. there aren't any decent ones out there.
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>>12678191
unf
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>>12678170
Still better than Rarilight.


#rekt.
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>>12677930
You never disappoint me mlpg
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>>12678192
nice and tight
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>>12678165
Yeah but would you be friends with someone who has a contrasting personality with you and virtually no similar interests?
It's a retarded concept that saying the more different they are they more they like each other. Bigotry happens when people ARE different.
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>>12678179
Don't bother, this is like trying to argue "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" is cute but inaccurate.
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Well that certainly was a productive day, two knights. With a new found confidence in my fine detail abilities.

Though i'm not entirely too happy with the way the colours came out, they look far more purple than i wanted it to look. A blended highlight might be able to solve it. (i still have to do highlighting anyways.
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>>12678178
horsecocks can be stylized and still have accurate parts
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>>12678210
Men are from Earth
Women are from Earth
Deal with it
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>>12678217
> accurate parts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4cgLL8JaVI
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>>12678192
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>>12678225
> implying women aren't all beautiful pone waifus trapped in two-leg meat puppets
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Have a three-year-old video, you bunch of faggots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMicIH6mcWI
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Who wants a picture of me in my new Rainbow Dash kigurumi?
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>>12678215
i always wanted to paint minis but after trying a set of warhammer bullshit and everything turned out awful i gave up forever
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>>12678215

I know Lizardmen got updated recently.

What's the latest gossip? I've stopped paying much attention to warham news.

So many of the new models are just so boring.
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>>12678198
Delicious long cocks that poke out between your legs in the morning
Blissful wet dreams as you jerk their cock, believing it to be your own
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>>12678192
Only if she wanted it.
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>>12678256
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>>12678256
Why don't you just draw ponies? Is that so much to ask?
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>>12678209
I didn't get to hybrid gear systems in my post. Prepare yourself.
Also, My skiing friends are like that.
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>>12678268
sthap
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>>12678191
>>12678268
oh god i fucking love horsecocks
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What if you had a little Rarara of your own?
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>>12678272
"I...don't want to let you go..."
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>>12678192
not for sexual
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>>12678268
... This is taking me places
All too comfortable places
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>>12678256
are you talking about a real picture? i am interested in seeing that.

i am always looking for more artist rl pics to add to the wall
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>>12677886
>"My pony innocence is soiled! My world is shattered! I demand Retribution!"


>"Gimme belly rubs!"
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>>12678257

Never fear. GW is aware of your feelings of intimidation and so now the 'eavy metal team actually paints worse display models specifically so you don't feel overwhelmed.
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>>12678272
I prefer to cuddle.
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>>12678215
How much do I have to thin my paints to get it to look like that?
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>>12678299
Sell her to science and sell the likeness and story rights to Disney as fast as I could

There's no fucking way I'd bother keeping a jailbait horse around the house.
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>>12678308
How unfortunate, because neither are you.
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>>12678316
QUICKLY, WHILE SHE'S VULNERABLE

TICKLE HER
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>>12678316
>retribution
that's a big word Pinkie.
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>>12678316
This was your plan all along, wasn't it?
C'mere, you!
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>>12678256
Shit dude that's kawaii.
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>>12678317
> just spewing bullshit in 2013
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>original well written light hearted skillfully produced pony music about main characters
>august 2013

i love you cats millionaire
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>>12678292
The gear analogy is flawed in it of itself. The gears have to be similar structure to even function properly, if they were shaped differently it'd be like putting a square peg into a round hole.
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>>12678316
MY PLEASURE!
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>>12678308
No, I read the manual, and it clearly states that Scootaloo is, in fact, for sexual.
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>>12678257
its just like drawing, practice makes perfect. but with drawing you can make your own images, while painting models is essentially a colouring book. but i'm not great at drawing.

>>12678262
I dunno, i barely play, just paint. I'm really only going through my backlog of miniatures getting them all painted just to say i did. (i bought into the reaper kick starter so i have plenty of new models to paint anyways)

>>12678322
50/50 and i always put too many coats anyways, (the trick is washes)
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>>12678327
that's cool
i'm fine with this
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>>12678299
I would comb her hair and buy her dresses
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>>12678318
I'd do whatever she wanted me to, really. She'd be a nice friend to have.
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>>12678357
> making things not for sexual SEXUAL is Pinkie's fetish
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>>12678325
Now don't jump to conclusions yet. She probably doesn't become a slut until much later.
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>>12678357
you're also not for friends or hugs
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>>12678256
is it a nude picture?
with the jacket half zipped?
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>>12678316
No that's just what she wants, raspberry instead.
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>>12678346
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c
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>>12678372
Like toast and oatmeal?
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>>12678367
She would ask you to play games with her and help her learn to fly!
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>>12678345
So do partners in a relationship. You have to think differently. switch gears, if you will. No regrets. I mean little differences and nuances, not electromagnetic polar opposites
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>>12678379
not like i have a use for either of those
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>>12678367
What if you were the same age as her?
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>>12678389
OH NOOOO

DISEMBODIED HANDS
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>>12678256
That's not fair. A girl that pretty shouldn't have to wear that garbage. Dunno if those eyes are supposed to be that crossed, but that smile is adorable.
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>>12678400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY
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>>12678376
Her actual sexual acts has nothing to do with it
I'm just saying it'd be WAY easier to sell her and buy a Real Doll simulacrum, meaning absolutely no reprisal for fucking a marshmallow equine with the mental age of eight.

> I milk the "stranger from the stars who just had to go where she belonged - with doctors who knew how to care after her, like in her own wilds"
> "a story of a lifetime"
> myself portrayed by a hunched-over Brad Pitt for some fucking reason
> all the while pounding away at something that looks exactly like her in a mansion made with brony bux
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>>12678401
"OATMEAL? ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
But what would a woman get out of it unless she has a mess fetish?
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>>12678406
I sure hope she would.
>>12678416
That would be the most preferable situation because then it wouldn't be weird.
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>>12678256
I'd rather see red in hers.
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>>12678449
Too bad, you're your age.
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>>12678407
That's what I mean. Carbon copies would probably get dull, I understand. But putting together people who by all means would likely despise each other and expecting them to put aside their differences and love one another is living in some marxist fantasyland paradise.
Like Equestria I suppose
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>>12678465
That means I just have to wait for her.
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>>12678450

>red
>dressed up as sylveon

I don't know if I should think it's cute, or be concerned with her life choices.
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>>12678465
Then I would ask why a full grown Pegasus still can't fly.
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>>12678485
Why wait?
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any good second person horse dom stories?

where anon is the sub?
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>>12678450
>wanting to see a pony dressed up like a human
But why?
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>>12678345
>>12678480
Also, even so, there are more types of gears than you realize. But Yeah, basic things like sexual orientation, actual willingness to be in a relationship, species, preferred foods can all match. Spaces between the teeth must match on gears, after all.

It's the leverage, the actual teeth that are the differences. otherwise, without the spaces (broad similarities), they'd end up breaking each other.

You could have stopped it.
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Pony is rubbing herself in the bathtub
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Would you wash a smelly pony?
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>>12678400
what a classic.
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>>12678514
How? They don't have fingers.
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>>12678495
I am very much looking forward to the season 4 episode where Scootaloo gets picked on for not flying
I hope it is full of >feels
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>>12678493
It's just a pajama, like the bear one in Lain
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>>12678501

99% of gay fics with anon
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>>12678514
Good
That's usually how get clean in the bath
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>>12678523
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>>12678336
>"I learned to read!"

>>12678337
>"I'm a clever she devil!"
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>you will never wake up as a girl and with your pony waifu eating you out
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>>12678523
I used to do it all the time back when I rode horses
Except they were horses, not ponies.
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>>12678501
depends on which pone you're looking for
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>>12678514
Nonsense, she is just cleaning it, Anon.
Something responsible parents do.
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>>12678528
I really hope she doesn't fly. The moral should be about the bullying, not that someday they'll stop because you'll prove them wrong.
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>>12678545
>You will never wake up as a grill and with your pony waifu cooking in you
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>>12678549
Fitting.
*wink*
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>>12678542
you did? i'm proud of you Pinkie.
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>>12678542
A scamp and a scallywag, at least. Now come on, let's pop in Smash Brothers and have fun.
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>>12678533
>>12678548
any fic is ok with me

i r-really like bubble berry though
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>>12678513
This is actually the dumbest and most reductionist model of relationships I've ever heard.
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>>12678499
i keep trying to give rose the dick but she always refuse
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>>12678556
She will jump Ponyville gorge on her scooter.
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>>12678549
I can't tell if she's trying to wink or not.
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>>12678556
I hope it's something along the lines of
>Tiara and silver fall some great height with scootaloo the only one there to save them
>They beg her to help
>She says she would, but she can't fly
>Worst fillies die and we stop hearing about them already
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>>12678556
>In the end of the episode Scootaloo flies.
>And becomes a princess.
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>>12678583
She isn't winking.
She's blinking.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

TIME FOR CANTERLOT BITCHES
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>>12678600
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>>12678592
>season 4 finale
>Everyone is now a princess
except Applejack
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>>12678586
I saw some greentext shit on derpibooru with Diamond Tiara domming the fuck out of anon and taking all his money.

It made my dick Diamond Hard
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>>12678617
>All my friends are princesses!
>And Applejack, too!
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>>12678640
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>>12678540
I think I actually puked a little
Oh shit
OH SHITTT
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>>12678652
Not that one, but that one also gets me going
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>>12678485
>pbtftppft
sounds serious
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>>12678654
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*unsheath*
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You can either marry your vidya waifu or your pone waifu
The other will never exist
Choose wisely
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>>12678540
I finally forgot about that shit you asshole
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>>12678701
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>>12678685
control your horseboners in class anon
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>>12678654
>would you prove your loyalty and affection to your waifu by accepting her plea to eat out her rancid unwashed and crusty cunt?
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>>12678711
*spurt*
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>>12678713
> how can you say you love a girl if you won't even eat her poop

Or, you know

Just getting her some mint extract, cranberry juice, and some Difloucan as soon as you find out it's pony-safe
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>>12678673
the word "itch" is not the same as "scratch"

you scratch an itch

you don't itch an itch
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>>12678574
pls
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>>12678688
A true man would choose neither, so that both may live.
Even though it would destroy him.
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>sleeping in a big bed with the mane 6
>Fluttershy is kinda scared, but affectionate is curls up close beside you
>Twilight nestles herself under one of your arms
>Rarity is a bit prissy with her hair in curlers and her face mask, but still holds close to your arm
>Rainbow Dash sleeps right on your chest like she does a cloud
>Applejack is in a deep slumber from working all day, her head resting heavily by your shoulder
>Pinkie sleeps across your legs like a cat, splayed out in a large area
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>>12678688
Centaur vidya waifu and pone waifu
Fluttershy and Lightning
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Wanted to draw some Twinkie.
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>>12678688
Pone waifu

I don't have a vidya waifu because having more than one waifu is dumb
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>>12678758
I hate it
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>>12678738
you have to maintain you waifu's genital hygene yourself if she's unable to.
preferrably with tonguebaths. it's the most gentle and leat irritating way to remove cuntdirt
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>>12678772
>Anon finds a vibrator remote.gif
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why aren't you in bed cuddling your pony plushie?
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>>12678758
I love it
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>>12678795
Plushies will not warm my bed.
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>>12678748
what do you know about being a true man? you fat internet nerd.
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>>12678751
>Dash's legs twitch and kick in her sleep, thoroughly ruffling up your shirt
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>>12678795
IT STILL HASN'T SHIPPED
FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>12678572
Pinkie Pie stop, how are you even winning.
>>
MLPG how could it possibly work out between me and Pinkie Pie?

I mean, where would we live? Just both share a small room above Sugar Cube Corner together? With another family? Seems awfully cramped
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>>12678787

i wish i could go back in time 5 minutes and kill myself before i heard someone use the word "cuntdirt"
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MI PEQUEÑO PONI

CHICAS DE EQUESTRIA
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http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S8358801
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does Rarity mark out for Bobby Roode, or Austin Aries?
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>>12678826
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>>12678814
she could live with you
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>>12678826
DOOKS PLS
PLS DOOKS PLS
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>>12678826
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>>12678808
Say to to my face you small deer and not online and see what happens

Don't think that since you're small and adorable I wont you up
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>>12678816
>>12678787
It, well
It'd require years of intense neglect and lack of self-care, like not even passing a wet washrag over genitals for it to get nearly that bad
But I dunno
I just don't know
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>>12678826
La paz nunca fue una opción.
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>>12678814
live with her in the human world

like me and my pony wife
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>>12678795
oh fuck she's been in my room alone all day

shit mlpg I gotta GO
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>>12678826

LITERALLY horrifying.
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>>12678777
Yeah it's pretty bad, sorry.
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>>12678872
But wont people ask questions why I have a small pink horse living in my house?
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>>12678826
http://youtu.be/epx_S05r-5E?t=1m6s
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>>12678816
>>12678787
>>12678738
I was eating a hot skillet cookie with ice cream on top when this greentext thing started getting posted.

This put me off cookies for god's sakes. Now I can only hear the word "cunt dirt" carried on the smell the sizzle of cheap mega-desserts.

FUCK
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>>12678826
Oh god
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>>12678826
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO BEST PONY!?
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>>12678881
No No the picture is fine if not mildly boring
But I hate Twinkie
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>>12678813
That's what I'd like to know. It's not even plugged in and it's to the wrong system! Something must be up with this gamecube...
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>>12678883
that suggestion was directed at people that live alone and don't have company
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>>12678826
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>>12678885
If you're not gonna finish that can I have it?
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>>12678813
Those controller ain't hooves friendly.

>>12678826
MY GOD! KILL IT!
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>>12678883
just tell them she's your wife

they'll understand

and if they don't, then they aren't your friends
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>>12678885
When the hell did you come back, and why?
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Hi Rainbow Dash.
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>>12678826
>I NEED YOUR SEMEN TO SURVIVE
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>>12678885
they are cute colorful marshmallow ponies, they have cookiedough herpes and smegma and icecream turds.
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>>12678907
What a coincidence, its not hand friendly either!
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>>12678826

KUF
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>>12678906
Just nuke pre-made cookie dough on the bottom of a dish for 1 minute and top with vanilla ice cream. It's a fraction of what it'd cost to ship this thing and by then it'd be ice cream soup. Warm.
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>>12678905

>liberate_te_ex_infernis.exe
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>>12678816
cunny hunny
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>>12678918
What? Can't you see I'm busy?
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>>12678751
2cozy
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>>12678921
You can't spell fun without unf.
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>>12678826
WHY.
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With the blood we took from your fingers
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>>12676988
Okay, tell me what you think.
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>>12678940
It's past midnight, Dash. Shouldn't you get some sleep?
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>>12678917
Got back into writing and never left entirely.

>>12678925
This would explain why Pinkie finds herself at the STD clinic so often.
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>>12678957
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>>12678957
Why is she eating that bellflower?
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>>12678975
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>>12678991
Probably won't ink them. Maybe just this last one some other time.
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>>12678952
>think of that face sliding down my dick
>boner
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>>12678998
How horrible.
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>>12678540
>>12678654
>>12678713
>>12678738
>>12678787
>>12678816
>>12678673

I hate this simply for the fact that it assumes nobody would say anything until it got that bad.

Seriously though I'm pretty sure her doctor would have probably given her advice on personal hygiene and DEFINITELY would have noticed an infection, thereby preventing this entire situation.

The fact that someone actively wants this to happen - indeed, probably gets off on it - scares me a little.
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Um, hello Anon... I made you some tea.
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>>12679051

There were general threads about this shit. Dedicated to it.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
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>>12679064

Thanks, Fluttershy.

Does it have caffeine in it, though? It's kinda late and I should be getting to bed soon.
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>>12679064

it's shit
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>>12679064
Thanks Fluttershy. What type is it?
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>>12679051
Maybe a few people find the thought of total malaise sexually exciting, but mostly it sounds like "I'm gonna gross you all out SO HARD."

It's also possible - though maybe not probable - that a woman could go without ever seeing a gynocologist. Most people are too 'polite' to mention the obvious -- YOU NEED TO GET TO A DOCTOR, GODDAMN.

It doesn't help that you're not supposed to demonize a woman for her genital odor if any, because it's misogynistic to call them fish-gashes or what have you.
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>>12678617
I wish to be the prettiest princess
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Derpe is a very classy pone.
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>>12679051
Welcome to the internet.
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>>12679064
Oh thanks!
Did you make enough for Pinkie? I going to see her soon and I bet she'd love some
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>>12678540
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>>12679087
Elle est un poney laid
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>>12679064
>Tea
>not Pepsi-Cola®
GO AWAY WORST PONY
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>>12679109
>pepsi
american pleb
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>>12679087
No comprendo homosexualo lingo franco marijuana chihuahua esse trinidad
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>>12679073
>>12679077
>>12679092
Oh, it's my favorite kind! Why don't you take a drink?
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>>12678998
I approve for obvious reasons, cute nonetheless.
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>>12679109
>>12679121
>Not drinking Beverly
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>>12679127
DRINK IT
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>>12679127
No, seriously, what in the tea?
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>>12679127
That response took a while. I already drank the whole thing.
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>>12679134
You are all different kinds of lewd. Like, it's not lewd type of lewd.
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>>12679121

I get the pleb part, but not the American part
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>>12679144
wut
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>>12679127
...After you.
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>>12679126
>marijuana chihuahua
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I want to sexually a pinkie pie
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>>12679139
>>12679140
>>12679142
Oh, just some concentrated cyanide I got from Zecora. I'm tired of you non-ponies being a stain on Equestria. I'll make sure your body gets used by a bear I know. At least you'll be good for something... goodbye.
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>>12679177
Y-you too.
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Well, this is an interesting tag: http://derpibooru.org/tags/4chan
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Needs More Lauren Faust.
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>>12679144
Cute lewd is the lewdest of all.
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>>12679177
I FUCKING KNEW IT. FUCK YOU, YOU WORST PONY PIECE of... shi
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>>12679177
Joke's on you, dipshit, those 'almond cookies' you just ate were full of that shit. I've been drinking browned barley tea like a good would-be Mormon.

Tell me what bear would most enjoy devouring you. I imagine you only have a few minutes left.

Sshhh, shh, don't struggle. It'll just hasten it all.
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>>12679177
You truly are worst pony.
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>>12679155
Like size difference. What's up with that?
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>>12679134
Thanks Khorme! That means a lot.
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>>12679088

I want to leave now.
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>>12679175

pankquest part 3 coming soon
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>>12679226
Yay
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>>12679177
Oops. I accidentally spilled it all over your face.
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>>12679194
That short bit about Big Mac putting heavy machinery away in Dash is pretty choice.
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>>12679226
Brae?
where's part 2?
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>>12679177
Oh shit I spilled it all over angel

Can I get some more?
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>>12679226
YES
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>>12679204
>Wanna party, /co/?
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>>12679222
You don't understand. Once you leave, the real world will be boring in comparison. Eventually you'll come back, and what's more you'll even try to find shocking stuff. The surprise is what you are wanting to feel, but you'll start to build up a tolerance. Soon you need weirder and weirder things to satiate yourself.
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>>12678808
my favorite animal is piebald deer
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>>12679226
post about more, every day every thread. occupy the thread. you always get a away with it, push it as far as you can.
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>>12679222
Lol welcum 2 the internets ecks dee u can nevr leaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opU5L1tQ-tE
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>>12678286
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how irrelevant I am
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>>12679269
deer are sexy.
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>>12679249

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Pinkiesleepoverquest2.png
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far, far to the East, below the deepest mountain in all the world, away from the reach of even the longest of Equestrian tendrils, there is a cave. for a thousand thousand years this cave has been sealed, but inside, it is not dark, nor black. there is a single torch that lights this cave, a single torch planted in the ground, the light of which is bounced off of and reflected by mountains and valleys and continents and oceans of treasure; gold, silver, jewels, spices, weapons, goods, all that one could imagine, as though all the dragons of the world had pooled their hoardings together a hundred times over. the light of this torch fills the cave with light, and there, in the light, can a figure be made out. a silent colossus, a face carved of stone, with limbs of steel and hair of iron, eyes filled with diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, and topazes. this statue, massive beyond any reckoning, holds a massive sword, on which is inscribed, in the old Runic script of the ancient horses, the words "That which befell shall befall; let none forget that we forgot." Too, it holds a scale cast all of gold; on one side is a heart, and on the other, equal to the heart, is an hourglass, on which is written "Against yourself measure the good done in your absence." Adorning its brow is a crown of silver thorns. Each thorn bears a symbol that feeds the torch at the foot of the statue, and as long as its light shines, the legend speaks, all shall be well, and the king of the thorns shall sleep.
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Flitter or Cloudchaser?
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>>12679280
> TWIST N THE GIRLS
So is that "Twist AND the Girls" or "TWISTIN' THE GIRLS?"
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>>12679226
AW YES PART THREE GODDAMN IT YES YES YES
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>>12679293
AND
Like Crash N The Boys
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>>12679290
The one that isn't a slut
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>>12679290
Cloudchaser. You just know with hair like that she's into some wild shit.
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>>12679280
>how irrelevant I am
Don't you mean "how irrelevant you are"?
I'm the Anon here, doofus.
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>>12679290
yes
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>>12679280
>jpg
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>>12679226
Shave your legs if you want me to fap to your saucy selfies brae
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>>12679215
Ha. Hahahahah. Hahahahahah. I get puns. Sometimes.
>>12679218
No problem there's a severe shortage of good pony vore, and those were pretty good
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>>12679287
>Inspect statue

This is a Limestone statue. All craftshorseship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite, Limonite and Malachite, studded with Pig iron, decorated with cave lobster shell and dog leather and encircled with bands of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Native gold, Malachite, Limonite and Oak. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Limestone, Gypsum, Native platinum, Magnetite and Limonite and menaces with spikes of Limestone, Gypsum, Magnetite, Limonite, Malachite, Orthoclase, Steel and Brown jasper. On the item is an image of Dimpledflags the Iron hatch cover in Limestone.
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>>12679290
Both. But if I had to choose, Cloudchaser. Her mane is super awesome.
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>>12679280
But I like the way you draw ponies.
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>>12679290

Depends whether you're in the mood for cute, or for sexy.
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>>12679280
You have been one busy guy. Questing, drawing, and whatnot. Now I might not be a boobologist, but aren't her tits kind of low? It's almost like they are jutting out at the bottom of her rib cage like torpedoes. I can see how she might be pressing the words down but I can't see the curvature from where the tit starts so I can almost see as if it's not attached at all.
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>>12679226
Didn't you say you were going to draw Mti and Mua?
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Real horses are big, dumb, smelly animals. I cannot fathom why a person would want to have sex with one.
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>>12679316
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>>12679285
oh lordy that confession was perfect
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>>12679349
>big, dumb, smelly
Well it worked for your mom
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>>12679347

I did. Just haven't scanned the sketches, and have more planned for them. Had a bit of a comic sketched out for them. I've got a good page of dialogue but that's about it.
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>>12679353
I don't see the difference in any of those images
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>>12679349
Real horses are actually pretty smart
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>>12679280
Please update ball jointed pinkie pie
PLS
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>>12679373
Because you have shitgoggles on.
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>>12679285
I've been reading too much Manga, I started from the wrong side...
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>>12679373
Exactly. Look at the file sizes.
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>>12679353
Yes, and the image posted is the kinda that should be a png, not jpg.
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>>12679290
Or is never a factor. It's always both.
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Ponies saw your internet activity
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>>12679339
which one for cute?
which for sexy?
which for both?
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>>12679394
You should probably kill yourself
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>>12679375

I remember hearing somewhere when the Native Americans first saw the horses brought over by the Spanish, the word they used for them translated to "Big Dog" - mostly in reference to how loyal and intelligent and brave they could be.
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>>12679373
>>12679400
http://imgur.com/AvgEe&K5AE6&jz9oI&qUFpI
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>>12679425
I'm sorry anon, I should commit Mitsubishi.
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>>12679414
unf unf orgasm face unf
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oh god Celestia that feels so fucking good holy shit I'm gonna cum so hard
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>>12679417
>lyra likes fanfiction
who knew?
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>>12679422
>Pick Flitter for cute
>About to walk away with an adorable Pegasus pony fitted with a pink bow on her head
>Cloudchaser zips around to your face, looks you square in the eye and adamantly says 'HEY! I can pull off cute too!"

Would you take your chances with CC or stick with Flitter?
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>>12679417
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>>12679417
My internet history consists mostly of 4chan.
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>go to equestria
>it's too late
>it's been ten years since the communist revolution
>non-ponies not allowed in equestrian society
>those with useless cutie marks like silver spoon were exiled or executed
>chased off by russian speaking fillies with mosin nuggets
>tfw
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>>12679417
>they see all the bonbon nudes you were looking at
Its not what you think!
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>>12679467

>Silver Spoon
>Useless Cutie Mark

We're going to have to have a talk, you and I...
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>>12679455
Are they pleased
Are they laughing

I don't know

Aren't human dicks pretty girthy compared to little pony dicks
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>>12679455
I think Twilight would be intelligent enough to recognize a penis when she sees one.
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>>12679467
That sounds like paradise.
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please post gay second person stories where anon is the sub

thanks
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>>12679485
>>>/sub/
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>>12679474
How is being spoiled useful? Or are you implying she's very good at spooning?
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>>12679467
>not disappearing into the shadows
>not jury-rigging a tranquilizer gun together
>not remembering the basics of CQC
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>>12679485
get fucked
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>>12679290
Cloudchaser is cuter and seems like she loves sucking massive loads out of your balls and down her throat
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>get on scale
>disappointed
>re-weigh to make sure
>it reads an even higher number
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>>12679467
So as long as I can become a pony everything is good?
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>>12679476
>he hasn't seen a horse cock
Oh yeah! Real girthy! Hahah
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>>12679449
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>>12679502
She doesn't even wear a bow.
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How do I get motivation
I haven't wanted to draw in a long time now
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>>12679508
Stop eating like shit.
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>>12679512
Ponies are pretty small, and their penis's would scale accordingly.
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>>12679476
>>12663232
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>>12679512
These are little ponies.

Normal pony dicks aren't much wider than human dicks.
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>>12679517
I'd like to think she is just getting caught proof reading out loud.
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>>12679526
But horse dicks are giant.

why do I know this I blame you people
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>>12679519
I'll give you a good suggestion
Everyone thinks I'm you when I play tf2 ;-;
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>>12679519
Have you watched cartoons? Read books? Ate copious amounts of chocolate?
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>>12679543

Every average people know horse dicks are bigger than normal.
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>>12679544
It would be fun if she played. The only other girl that I know that plays is Rose.
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>>12679519
listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgDemGMy3CM

Start drawing ponies
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>>12679495

She's obviously a talented chef and knows how to make a great cup of tea.
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>>12679519
Do you mean motivation or ideas? Because we can give ideas.
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>>12679563
She came to the server once, iirc
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>>12679526
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>>12679519

Believe in me who believes in you!
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>>12679568
>Not vodka
We have no need for useless fillies in motherland.
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>>12679587
What's the girth of pony penis though?
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>>12679544
But I've played TF2 with you guys before
http://steamcommunity.com/id/toukofukawa/
>>12679556
I watch stuff all the time but i cant find anything interesting as of late
I've just been reading dragon books and green lantern comics
>>12679571
motivation
lord knows i have enough to do
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>>12679587
>Most males in the show are twice the size of the fillies
>That makes them proportionally larger
>Average size is more like 9-10 inches
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>>12679597
Russians love tea though.
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Every time I'm reminded of Russia, I remember Papers, Please is coming out in just 11 more hours!
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>>12679614
>can't hilt
>probably narrow as fuck
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>>12679523

I'll try, but it's hard with my family.
They order shit food once a week and it usually lasts two dinners. I don't want to be that guy that goes "no pizza for me lol I'm on a diet I'll just have a salad" even though I'd like to if it means making it easier on myself. Because for one they'd start questioning WHY I'm deciding to be healthier like it's a fucking interrogation, and for two I know it would make some of them start to feel self-conscious about their own weight and probably start acting passive aggressive about the situation, as though my decision is forcing them to either realize they're out of shape and be either be miserable for it or start a diet/exercise routine as well.
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>>12679631
>ponies can't feel you
>it's just hip spanking to them
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>>12679541
>she gets that feeling she's being watched
>turns around mid-sentence
>PANIC
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>>12679622
Hey, I bet this guy is a russian. Let's get him to draw pony butts.
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>>12679631

>can't hilt

Says you
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>tfw 5 inches
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>>12679568
I like that tumblr
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>>12679613
>karkat was lay on his bed, no shirt or pants but a diaper strapped around his waist , the white thick fabric tightly taped togeather. karkat needed to wear diapers since something that happened at hatching yet no one but him knew of his diapers and his door was locked, or so he thought. he left it unlocked and someone was bound to walk in and see the little troll relaxing in nothing but a diaper
Oh you and your fetishes.
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>>12679639
Then your family is enforcing a bad lifestyle on you, get away from them or find a way to eat away from them.
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Those were some fun hats
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>>12679643
>mini mares that cum buckets to average sized guys

Doubt it

Just admit that you'd be good at something for once, even if that thing is having sex with imaginary ponies.
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>>12679613
>89 groups
rediv, please, joining a group is not the same as a like button.
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>>12679613
I hope you dont mind me adding you
I needed to email anyway
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>>12679452
but changing your mind after picking Flitter would be rude...
can't CC have a turn later?
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