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Friendship.

...Friendship?!

Old horse: >>12654814
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Friendship is overrated
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>hope
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>>12659337
this
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NEEDS MORE DWEEB
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Friendship is for dweebs.
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>>12659341
>rides
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>>12659320
That's the worst thread topic I've seen in weeks

Was your goal expediency or stupidity?
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What a great way to start the new horse thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uU_eaXsPxOY

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAH
AAAA
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>>12659353
>together?
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>>12659364
people are still making youtube poops? weird

weird
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Friendship is overrated.
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>>12659320
That griffon sucks. Same goes for Trixie.
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>>12659362
Roogna, post dick.
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>>12659379
Yeah, well I could say the same about this general!
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>>12659385
Dweeb
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>>12659344
Apparently he's had problems with the furry community too
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I call it
"The Cunt Anthem"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D9we7bQsuo
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>>12659390
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>>12659393
Retarded cheesy 80s lesbian repressed birdshit which nobody loves.
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>>12659369
YOU BLEW IT MEGAMAN
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>>12659385
What about this griffon?
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bang
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>>12659389
Well okay but I'm not sure why you would want me too
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Hugo Quezel Poirier 36 minutes ago

I REAAAAALLY need context though. Why the fuck are they dropping spaghetti on the floor and why is this guy angry about it. Nothing about this video makes sense.
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a rang
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>>12659393
Birdbrain,Shithead,Imbecile,Stupidfuckwad,Brony,Autist,Retarded,Shmuck,Unloved sack of shit.
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>>12659414
bang

he shot me down
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UnendingSwarm 2 hours ago

He's pretty much a tryhard.

/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY

Also i thing Spaghetti is some brony thing about embarrassment, i think alot of people were teasing him about it online.
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>>12659399
He seems like a gigantic cunt with a persecution complex.
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>>12659412
That griffon should play pat-a-cake with Photo Finish.
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>>12659401
why does this fandom never get to the first verse in their STPT parodies?
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Sharing kindness with my freaky niece!
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>>12659430
>brony thing
First plot, now this
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>>12659423
u mad
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>>12659424
he was 5 and i was 6
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>>12659412
I'd taste his eclair if you know what I Mean
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what if ponies
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sleep
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>>12659430
I thought the spaghetti thing came from /v/
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>>12659443
we rode on horses made of sticks
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>>12659423
Dweeb
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DID PINKIEPIEBOXPRESENTFOREVERQUEST HAPPEN YESTERDAY
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I should have killed myself the instant I heard there was a fandom for this show.

I should have killed myself the instant I found out what fandoms were really like.
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>>12659464
last thread
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>>12659452
sorepingu furotashai
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>>12659438
i miss plot
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>>12659213
>>12659399
Can someone explain what the fuck is going on.
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>>12659454
I believe it was a copypasta. A joke that randomly caught on like jimmies rustled
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>>12659476
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qZnytjfs-k
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>>12659456
you know what rhymes with horse sticks?
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>>12659459
http://youtu.be/NxOIa4w4fBc?t=1m30s
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>>12659476
/mlp/ kiddies thought it would be funny to literally drop spaghetti from their pockets at bronycon

It confused and enraged a lot of people
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>>12659399
>check his Twitter
>oh no they were gonna attack me and beat me down I was just defending myself
>drama
>stupid shit
>then this
I'm done
All that's missing from this is @MMeghanMcCarthy
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>>12659476
Like I said, that's all the info I could dig up. I'm in the dark as much as you are.
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>>12659484
Norse Fics
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>>12659465
>I should have killed myself the instant I found out what fandoms were really like.

but everything is better inside the fandom
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>>12659476
>Some guys drop spaghetti for a picture as a joke
>He goes apeshit and attacks one of them
>He then tries to play it off my saying he was being attacked
That's all I could get from the video and twitter
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>>12659484
>you know what rhymes with horse sticks

hey, that doesn't rhyme.
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>>12659484
Horse clicks
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>>12659490
>"Hrothgar, stroke my beard harder"
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>>12659467
is the archive broken? it just redirects me to 4chan 404s
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>>12659484
whores tricks?
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>>12659493 a face that's says I'm going to rape you
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>>12659464
Here's my (thumbnails only) quick recap of what happened.

>>12658798

It's in the last two threads along with the fullsize pictures.

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp12650346.html
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp12654814.html
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>>12659499
They totally fucked it up too. The spaghetti they dropped was inside ziplocked bags. That's why it's so hard to figure out what's going on in the video.
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>>12659505
>Oh Thor, your mighty hammer pleases me so
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>>12659508
The previous thread is still live, just go back to it here
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>>12659515
I can't really blame them for not having actual spaghetti in their pockets
That would be absolutely disgusting
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>>12659517
>The previous thread is still live

Do previous threads truly live?
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Buck you, Detarderus
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>>12659523
No, they're actually ded, but don't tell them
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>>12659515
>The spaghetti they dropped was inside ziplocked bags.
But that's not how it goes in the gamestop tale!
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>>12659517
but that's present23, I missed a whole bunch that are over here http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/12650346#p12654794
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>>12659516
>"King Odin, imma put my dick in your eye hole."
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>>12659523
threads are ded
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>>12659490
>>12659505
>>12659516
>>12659531
oh mulpug
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>>12659490
>>12659505
>>12659516
>>12659531
GO ON

...MY PAWN
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>>12659441
U dead.
I win.
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>>12659520
It either totally ruins it, or makes it better. Would it really have been that difficult to take it out of the bag? Could they have not figured out how to do that?

Instead it was just some shit effort that couldn't even be figured out in a youtube video because of how much it sucked. Truly this is the citizen kane of brony moments
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>>12659529
Spaghetti has nothing to do with that story anymore.
Thats what happens 3-5 years after 4chan finds a joke funny.
Fuck who am I kidding, thats what happens 3-5 hours after 4chan finds a joke funny
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>>12659459
Oh my it's set on playback, maybe it knows songs too! Hey guys anyone wanna listen to the griffon radio fm?
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>>>/d/4945491
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>>12659562
no thank you
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>>12659562
no thank you, i am not a fan of puppeteers
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>>12659551
your butt is funny
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>>12659562
too d for me
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>>12659551
Then the rest of the internet takes that already beaten dead horse and beats it some more.
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>12659572
Butts are usually funny
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>>12659575
then they try to bring it back to life with alchemy, and everything gets fucked up
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>>12659562
>open thread
>harp-girl
>surfboard-girl
>i don't even fucking know; was she supposed to be a bong?

FUCK.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS ON /d/?!
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>>12659562
Remember that guy with the swirly fetish?
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>>12659562
Fuck yes, thank you friend
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>>12659593

Yeah

EA is all the /d/ I need
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There wasn't even any sauce on the spaghetti, what a fucking rip
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>>12659551
there's something about hardly a handful of pasta in a clear plastic bag thrown limply on the ground near the person they were trying to mock that so perfectly captures the shit idea and effort and general awfulness of the fandom at large

they couldn't even find the courage to pull a prank
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>>12659594
the guy here who liked pone's with swirly eyes? My brother is obsessed with that sort of thing too, but in a non-sexual way, thank Freud.
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>>12659594
I do!
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>>12659600
Man

LK is too /d/ for me
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>>12659598
I knew SOMEONE would appreciate it.
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>pinkie Pie wants her parents to listen to her and her plans
>So she starts wearing glasses
>undecorates her room by removing everything and paint everything brown
>she makes a Pinkie Swear to be serious
>her parents still don't give a fuck about her and care more about Twilight
HA HA
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>>12659616

i am starting to wonder if the author has some outstanding issues with her family
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>>12659600
>>12659613
fun fact: sb came from /d/
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>>12659625
I thought he came from FA
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>>12659608
No, just with swirly girls.
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>>12659625

not surprised

I bet cosmo goes on /d/
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someone give me a GOOD song to listen to on the way to work today please
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>>12659613
Eh? Really?
I don't even think he's ever drawn futa.
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>>12659625
Is that why he's suicidal?

He's the suicidal one, right? I can't keep up.
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>>12659639

how long is the commute
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>>12659639
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57mkfFdvREw
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>>12659639
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlAIhuXRLE
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>>12659625
/d/ is a pretty nice place
They've even got more variety lately
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>>12659562
Demon-man is like a litmus test for true perversity.
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>>12659644

every drawfag is suicidal

if they say otherwise they're lying
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>>12659616
>Her friends try to make her the old Pinkie again
>their plan fails
>have an intervention
>Even her family say that they want the old Pinkie back even tough the only interaction between them and new Pinkie was being proud of her redecorating like her old barn and then ignoring her compleatly
Sure

Oh also this means she broke a Pinkie Promise.
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>>12659653
I keep reading that as Demo-man.
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>>12659562
that's not what I was expecting at all
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>>12659656
Actually I think suicide is a cowards way out and even if I didn't think that, I couldn't kill myself because I think too much of what everyone else will feel when I'm gone. Especially what my brother would think. He just doesn't need that kind of depression right now.
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>>12659645
fourty-five mins to an hour
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>>12659644
depressed and has a low self esteem, even though he really needen't
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>>12659676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGc2AtbfME
sixty two minutes of pure pony pleasure
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>>12659676

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GizDZOoHvyo
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>>12659674

liar
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>>12659674
>Actually I think suicide is a cowards way out

>coward is the most misused word in this society

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ZA-_kWGGc
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>>12659656
I don't want to kill myself because I'm too afraid of the void that comes after. Excited and curious, but afraid.
Also, I can still improve in tons of things before dying.
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>>12659663
>They need celebrities for the concert
>Oh however will they find celebrities
>oh don't worry Pinkie is friends with celebrities like Swithchoof and Neigh-Z even tough no one ever knew that
Man good thing that was solved in less than a paragraph. WE COULD HAVE HAD A PROBLEM THAT NEEDED SOLVED IN THE BOOK.
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>>12659684
>that video
what
why
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>>12659656
i'm too narcisstic to even see myself being in the wrong, i prefer to hate others over myself.
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>>12659676
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmC-_bTCRwQ

Play that 3 or 4 times.
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>>12659684
AJ no one cares about Nine Inch Tails
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>>12659700

who knows

don't watch it
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>>12659656
I don't want to kill myself, I just want to become dead somehow
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>>12659680
i would buy two of those prints

why the fuck do i have to go to cons for this? SB send me those prints. I will send you cash
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>>12659674
>>12659691
>too afraid of the void that comes after

That's what bothers me, the idea of total oblivion that lasts forever is really scary
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>>12659714
Don't worry, that will happen.
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>>12659616
>>12659663
>>12659699
What the fuck? Is this from that Pinkie book?
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>>12659690
"Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone"
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>>12659690
"suicide is for the bravest of cowards"
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>>12659721
>, the idea of total oblivion that lasts forever is really scary

that's stupid. there's nothing to be afraid of. you're not going to have an opinion on it one way or the other
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>>12659690
Noun

A person who lacks the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things.
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>>12659723
Yes
Also Pinkie has a third older sister
Oh and Scootaloo just can't fly yet
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>>12659690
"He ended his own life? How cowardly"
>Colonel Mustang
all i need to know
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>>12659724
"You can learn to like animal porn"
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>>12659721
That doesn't scare me. Hell I'm actually curious about life after death. But I feel that I should try to get all of the life before experiencing death.
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>>12659730
I thought it sounded retarded enough
>Also Pinkie has a third older sister
Tell me more.
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>>12659690
Bill Maher got fired for using that word correctly.
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>>12659735
My nigga.
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>>12659690

suicide can be a coward's way out, but it can also just be a way out

some people who committed suicide did so because they were cowards, like Hitler or Harris and Klebold
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>>12659650
this sounds like something MF DOOM would sample.
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>>12659690
Oh Stanhope, is there anything you can't do?
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>>12659715
ask him that. i think he'd appreciate that
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>>12659744
>sample
>not writing it himself
Maximum lazy
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>>12659736
That's all.
Before Pinkie can say her name her father interrupts her saying she's at the farm and is never mentioned again
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Speaking of suicide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFgVkjx4-cM

this is basically how i feel about the subject.

IN SONG FORM
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>>12659756
She didn't shout out to MLPG at any point of the con. Fucker her
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>>12659756
HOW MANY DICKS DID SHE DRAW?
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>>12659761
She couldn't, they would've taken away her brony badge
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>>12659761
nobody knows who mlpg is any more so wh ocares
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>>12659756
Ugly with gross yellow teeth
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>>12659741
>Hitler
>Coward
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>>12659775
He was afraid of the big clapping americans.
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>>12659761
she did mention drawing butts on 4chan with rose during the popular ass-blog panel
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>>12659775

He died like a coward
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>>12659753
Fuck that.

Anything else from the book?
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>>12659775
He killed himself because he was afraid of the reprecussions after WW2
How was that not cowardly
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>>12659785
No just shit and complete raping of Rarity's character
Oh and Pinkie's family abusing the fact that Twilight is a princess to save their farm.
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>>12659773
hi tom cruise
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>>12659740
le perfect day face
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>>12659795
>No just shit and complete raping of Rarity's character

Ah jeez. How bad was it?
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Evens: Map some more
Odds: Play a game
Dubs: Go learn more about programming
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>>12659757
"People you hate will turn their backs on you. You'll lose your hair, your teeth, your knife will fall out of its sheathe. But you still don't like to leave before the end of the movie."

I like this song
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>>12659795
>rarity
>character
who
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>>12659812
Map what?
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>>12659775
They actually did a psychoanalysis on old boy based on his sexual fetishes. he was insecure and had a god-complex and etc.
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I swear to god if someone says "Le" one more time and isn't French...
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>>12659825
he used to ask his cousin to squat over his face and pee all over him
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>>12659817
Map this
*whips out dick*
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>>12659781
>she did mention drawing butts on 4chan with rose during the popular ass-blog panel

wait, jessy is a minor brony celebrity now? that's rad

is her blog really that popular?
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>>12659828
Le poney est dans l'arbre.
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>>12659825

where can I put my fetishes in and get a psychoanalysis

I want to know what's wrong with me
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And just finished the book.
So instead of raping canon , oh speaking of canon remember that flower she ate in A friend in Deed? Forget about that Pinkie doesn't like the taste of flowers.
So instead of raping canon she continued to fuck up the characters.

AND IT'S SHIT

>>12659807
See >>12658477
Also have fun with Twilight feeling bad for saving an entire race from enslavement
>>12658563
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>>12659795
>Twilight became a princess, throw the balance off!
Before someone points out that these books are noncanon, just try asking McCarthy about it.
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>>12659828
>I swear

FIRE ZE MISSILES
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>>12659828
Le omelette du fromage
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>>12659825
>psychoanalysis on old boy based on his sexual fetishes
Sounds like first grade bullshit to me.
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>>12659842
But I'm le tired
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>>12659828
Le le le le le le le
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>>12659833
>minor
Please. She's a full blown Brony.
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>>12659828
derpy es una pona muy fea
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>>12659756
I didn't know she had palette eyes
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>>12659833
yes, mulpug was really butthurt about that at the time
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>>12659707
8 GLORIOUS SIDE
and
8 STUNNING ANGLES
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>>12659841
Now where the hell did that " but it won't " go from the first sentence
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>>12659841
No Pinkie's parents are goddamn idiotic fucks.
Twilight actually does nothing as a princess. She doesn't use her authority for anything

It's just >>12658977 and >>12658866
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>>12659833
Apparently! I don't really understand it but good for her I suppose
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>>12659851
>please

I meant minor celebrity. As in Rose is a minor tumblr celebrity. Doesn't matter, though. I'm happy for her
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>>12659840
Oh fucking god, that's seriously retarded. Can't wait until the Rarity book comes out just to see how bad it can get.
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>>12659853
It's a god damn ponysona self-insert
What did you fucking expect
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>>12659855
>8 incredible inches
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>>12659848
Ok first take a nap
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>>12659839
no it was a big study that took several months
>>12659846
maybe
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>>12659861
I know, but that still throws the balance off, others glorifying Twilight that is. That's the thing with her princesshood, no matter what you do with it it will be bad, and if you don't do anything with it, it's bad as well.
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Pony and her butt
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>>12659751
please don't say he is lazy, because he's actually crazy
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>>12659852
Tu madre cabron, ella tiene un corazon de oro
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>>12659873
I'd self insert that ponysona
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>>12659890
No, I was talking outta my ass there. I'll check him out.
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>>12659861
> Pinkie's family full of twats who deserve to fail
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
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>>12659884
what if two butts?
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>>12659871
Gotta go trough the Dash book first
Anyway you can allready tell how shit the Rarity book will be based on the synopsis for it.
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>>12659901
A plethora of pony butts?
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>>12659901
The storied two-butted pony?
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>>12659904
There's a Dash book?
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>>12659909
>two story pony butt
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>>12659901
>>
Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>12659909
>storied
It's just two stacked ponies. Don't listen to these old mare's tales.
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>>12659919
Not yet.
But the next book that will be released is the Dahs one
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Why did they design ponies to be so sexy, I'm getting indian rug burn on my cock, there's too many to handle
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>>12659929
>Dahs

RANBO DAHS
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>>12659898
ok, for a crash course in DOOM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewc1hixzYPY
the album is my favorite
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*pour*
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>>12659947
hey
cut that out
you can't just dump your infinite water everywhere
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>>12659817
a new SS13 station
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>>12659954
Sometimes MLPG should play that
So I can learn how
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>>12659947
*digest*
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>>12659963
I doubt we'd have enough to make it interesting
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>>12659929
Also the synopsis for the Dash book
>Rainbow Dash is a huge fan of the Daring Do book series, but after the newest book comes out, she's not alone! Suddenly, every pony in Ponyville is reading the books! To prove she's' the ultimate fan, Rainbow Dash decides to show her friends that she can be just as brave and "daring" as her hero. But Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow's other friends worry about how far she's willing to go. Just how daring should one pony be?
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>>12659966
*neigh*
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>>12659963
There's a forgotten thread on the sub, and I couldn't secure a stable connection.
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>>12659973
*whips out dick*
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>>12659971
Translation: Dash becomes the most brony pony
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>>12659971
Are these written by the same person who did the Cadence book?
>>
Equus

This is a super underrated film with brilliant acting. It's very screwed up though because it's about a young man's strange sexual obsession with horses and his spiral into psychosis. This one's more psychologically disturbing and challenging.
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>>12659979
>becomes
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>>12659971
Dash enters a Daring Do cosplay competition. That's all I can think of. Deals with Rarity and outfits plus makeup.
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>>12659979
That's a very poor translation.
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>>12659971
That doesn't sound all that bad
It sounds like its going to be though
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>>12659980
Firstly it was Twilight's book
Secondly yes, an untalented bitch is writing all of them
Also she said that her books don't break canon
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>>12659984
That's the one with Daniel Radcliffe in it, right?
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>>12659986
Well Twilight is the most brony pony AND the brony princess now
so yes
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>>12659991
The Pinkie synopsis sounded a lot of fun and it was shit
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>>12659992
ugh, that's horrible
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>>12660000
I really wish a better writer would've been hired.
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>>12659931
What if it's just because you're a pervert?
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>>12659992
>Also she said that her books don't break canon

But she breaks MY headcanon and that's even worse.
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>>12659998
>>12660005
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/mlp/
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>the milfpone clopfics
I don't think i've jacked off this much in 2 days since i first discovered jacking off.
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>>12660017
>clopfic
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>>12660012
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/mlp/
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>>12660012
Just report and move along.
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>>12660011
but the books break canon so much it's not even funny.

They goddamn erase an episode from the show.
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>>12660017
link, Button's mom gets me rock hard
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>>12660017
Yo, any links?
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>>12660025
I don't remember it being that bad, which episode are you talking about?
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>>12660017
>talk about something without linking it
I don't like this new maymay
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>>12660035
The Twilight book didn't care about Lesson Zero's existence
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>>12660031
http://pastebin.com/u/GypsyWritefag

The one with sweetiebelle is top marks. She gets off on the fact that her sons doing her and calls her slutty names and tells him to maker her his whorse.
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>>12660036
Autistfag please go.
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>>12660035
>>12660035
Magic Duel is erased from continuity
In the Twilight Book Trixie and Gilda come back, are bitches, replaces AJ's cider with mud, then go to scam the Crystal Ponies
Also Gilda and Twilight are very close friends for some reason
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>>12660045
>>12660039
Ah, I see.
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>that feel just after you cum after you've been edging for 2 hours
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>>12660048
Also that's one of the few things
Cloudsdale is also above 's park now.
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>>12660039
>The Twilight book didn't care about Lesson Zero's existence

>implying that's bad
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>>12660051
>tfw you've been jerking it for hours and you just want to finish but you're lazy and tired
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>>12660060
Above Ponyville's park
Don't know how I fucked up that bad
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>>12660043
>buttons mom x canni

I JUST finished jerking it and NOW you drop this on me?
fuck
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>>12660045
>AJ says that the cider sales are the only thing that gets them trough winter
>Gilda and Trixie replaced her cider with mud
>AJ and her family will die this winter
THANKS OBAMA
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>>12660060
In that guy's defense, I'm sure that shit was written with only the script of TCE, not the rest of the season.
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>>12660051
>it's not as good as you thought it would be and you realize you just wasted 2 hours
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>>12660068
Who the fuck is canni?
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>>12660068
somebody should write canni x the buck con mascot pony
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>>12660074
Which just proves how shit she is
The comic book writers, including the micro writers, received the S3 script months before S3 aired, and it was said multiple times that Hasbro is so goddamn involved with the making of the comics it's not even funny.
They can't fucking breath before Hasbro approves that

meanwhile the writer of the book just sends the first script, doesn't get any word from Hasbro and it's just published like that
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>>12660083
cute pone
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>>12660043
>tfw your hot mom will never suck your cock
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>>12660091
is she the mayor of some OC town? i like the cut of her jib
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'CAUSE I'M JUST A PONE WHOSE INTENTIONS ARE GOOD
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>>12660043
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>>12660102
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>>12660107
She's the galacon mascot
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>>12660114
More like my peniscon mascot.
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>>12660068
>>12660102
>>12660111
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>>12660112
For you~
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>>12660119
I don't get it
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>>12660091
Ponies in suits are oddly arousing
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>>12660051
>Want to pump
>Oh well I'll just jerk for a little and then pump
>Keep edging
>Accidentally go over the edge
>Can't pump

Fuck
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>>12660127
Pump as in penis pump? They're scary looking, what if they malfunctioned and ripped your dick off?
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>>12660107
I'd vote for her

>>12660126
indeed
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>>12659781
>watching the tumblr fag panel instead of the writers one
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>>12660125
There's a convention in my penis and every pony is invited
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>>12659781
Rose and Jessy had a panel?
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>>12660138
>implying the writer's panel wasn't the same old shit as always
>do you write specifically for bronies?
>who's your favorite chatracter towrite?
>i'll play the song on my ukelele
etc.
i was switching between the panels most of the time
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>>12660136
It's a big cylinder, I pump mostly for my balls

It's not like it can exceed the pressure you pump it to
And for balls you don't need very much
Even less if you're using warm water in the chamber
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>>12660138
In his defense the writer's panel had the book writer there
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>>12660148
jessy was on an ass-blog panel with brone famous artists and when asked how she got started out, she mentioned 4chan and drawing butts with rose
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>>12660160
Is it more for aesthetics or does it actually intensify orgasm?
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>>12660168
Ahh, neat I guess.
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>>12660168
>Jessy's ass-blog
unf
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>>12660169
It feels great jerking on a thick cock and holding your massive sack

Can't say that the orgasms are better though
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>>12660156
They should really add the possibility to ask them questions over twitter during the panel and have one guy to pick out the interesting ones.
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>>12660043
>That Canni story
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>>12660043
Just out of curiosity:
Is that a greentext you did in the thread and just saved on paste bin or did you actually write a story in greentext?
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uh-huh...
uh-huh...
uh-huh...
uh-huh...
uh-huh...
Party!
It'll be~
Thing was gala, best party!
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>>12660194
>implying bronies would be able to pick out the interesting ones
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>>12660127
I either cum too quickly or can't cum at all, edging never goes right for me
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>>12660212
Its not my stories, it's a writefag in the milfmare thread
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>>12660230
Oh, I thought it was GypsyMagic
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>>12660230
There's a milfmare thread?
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>>12660230
>milfmare
so what would the male version of this be? I'm curious. and so is my boner.
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>>12660245
Of course there is
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>>12660243
Yea gypsy is the writefag in the thread/pastebin
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I want a pet Applejack
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>>12660258
I want to fuck Applejack
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Post ending with 6 will become a pony.
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>>12660265
pony is not for sexual
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>>12660258
>>12660265
Applejack is not for pet
Applejack is not for sexual
Applejack is for hard work and voting Republican
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>>12660269
check um
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>>12660269
>tfw you will never become a pony and visit your waifu
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>>12660255
He is?
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>>12660269
but then I would be a lonely pone
I want us all to be come ponies

I mean, I'll take what I can get, but come on
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>>12660274
Such a responsible little pony
>>
>.horse is an actual top level domain
What if mlpg.horse?
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>>12660274
Applejack is for doing hard work while listening to the anal sex ost
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>>12660292
more like fucking.horse
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>>12660255
I wish he'd take some requests from here again...
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>>12660292
>new.horse where?
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>>12660286
Congratulations, you, and thanks to your wishes, and everyone else gets to be a pony. Enjoy.
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>>12660304
dfiuncxzlkj ftrhylkjohjuu
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>>12660304
NEIGH
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>>12660304
vcxgholw do i tyxpe hodlyxc sahnikrtg
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>>12660304
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>>12660319
What kind of reaction is that?
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I want to empty my balls in a pone milf
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>>12660274
Applejack is also for petting.
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>>12660304
>>12660286
Anon, you are the best.
How can I thank you for this gift?
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>>12660304
>all these plebians not becoming unicorns
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>>12660326
you can repay me in horsefuckings

>>12660327
>he doesn't want wings
enjoy your studies, nerd
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>>12660322
a happy and/or kawaii one
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>>12660286
>>12660304
I must decline.
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>>12660330
And I'm all out of horsefuckings. All I have is change. Could I take out a loan?
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>>12660330
Enjoy your wings, fagget
I can still offer a horsefucking though
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>>12660330
.. can I at least be the one doing the fucking?
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>>12660298
But we already have horsefucking.com/org e-mails.
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>>12660322
A 'WE NEED TO PLAY QUAKE OR UT OR DOOM' reaction
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>>12660346
don't tell me we ALL became pretty mares?

>>12660348
>>12660359
oh thank marker
yes, this will be quite acceptable
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>>12660363
we do?

oh
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>>12660337

A cacao demon! Quickly, marshmallows and sugar!
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>>12660372
>he didn't get the memo
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>>12660368
Beeend over bitch!
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>>12660323
Everybody does, get in line.
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THIS IS IMPORTANT

WHEN I GET TURNED INTO A STALLION IS MY DICK GOING TO GET BIGGER?
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>>12660392
This picture is absolutely amazing.
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>>12660415
No. But it's okay, pony will still accept you as a nonsexual friend
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>>12660415
YES
IT'S GOING TO GET NOTICEABLY BIGGER AND MORE HORSELIKE
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>>12660415
YES
BUT ONLY IF YOU APPLY COPIOUS HORSEFUCKING TO ALL THE PONEANONS
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>>12660415
OH SHIT
My dick better not get smaller if we all get average pony cocks
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>>12660419
Right?

I still consider it to be the greatest screencap I've ever taken
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>>12660415
no, but you can be turned into a colt and your dick will grow as you do
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>>12660415
HAHAHAHA
FAGGOT
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>>12660430
Will there be pretty mares to fawn over me and suck my dick?
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>>12660425
sb pls
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>>12660443
no, yo'll be put into a school situation with fillies and other colts your age.

you do get a hot teacher though
>>
I don't want the be a pony

I don't want to lose my thumbs
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>>12660425
>>12660430
>Anon gets turned into a colt with an 8" dick
>10 years later all the new MILFanons get to worship his 24" cock
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>>12660453
Can Flitter and Cloudchaser be my cute babysitters
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>>12660458
Tough luck, bby.
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>>12660458
>not wanting to experience the magic of hoofgrip
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>>12660392
>organize a debate about horsefucking
I lost it, damnit anon
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>>12660465
yes, that is aceptable
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>>12660465
They're busy babysitting another colt.
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>>12660463
does anyone even know if colts even get that big
>>
When I die, I want to haunt a fast food joint, providing burgers to girls in need.
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>tfw no writefags
>tfw what little we have write for other threads
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>>12660483
we can share, and maybe seduce them together
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>>12660495
>seduce
What's wrong with you, man?
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>>12660489
When I die, I want to hunt down panties.
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>>12660486
based on my MLPG experience I can tell you that coltcocks are surprisingly huge
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>>12660486
with little magic and imagination, they can be even bigger
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>>12660486
I hope they do
>tfw no Rumble fucking Anon in the butt
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>>12660511
JUST LIKE MY CHINESE PORNOS
>>
An average stallion has a 30-inch (2 1/2 feet) penis, and there is little deviation between species. However, some heavy horses, such as the Breton and Shire, are closer to a 36-inch (3 feet) average, but there is a small chance that they may sport one as long as 40-42 inches (3 1/3 - 3 1/2)
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>>12660475
Can I have my own Milfpony?
Can I have two
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>>12660458
Every time that gets posted I'm wondering if its some kind of joke or if people really think thumbs are superior to magic.

And I would even sacrifice them for wings already.
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>>12660513
Escargots are fucking disgusting.
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>>12660521
wow just look at all these fucks I give
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>>12660530
I'm not hearing a "no"
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>>12660515
whoa
unf
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>>12660530
it's a matter of taste. they can be quite nice
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>>12660526
I'd take wings.
Give me wings.
I want wings.
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>>12660523
yes. your other milfpony is your best friends mom
>>
Our butts are touching...
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>>12660521
>tfw no metre long cock
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>>12660542
Me too, Anon. Fuck magic, fuck thumbs, just give me wings.
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>>12660521
>106cm cock
Holy fucking shit
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>>12660542
>>12660577
wing ponies best ponies
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>>12660580
>"hey anon"
>"wanna snuggle?"
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>>12660580
>>12660521
It's no wonder that one guy died when he tried to get fucked by a horse.
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>>12660603
There's some videos on gaybeast of guys getting fucked by minis and they're fine, they're about 10 inches, but they fuck so hard that they lift some guys off the ground
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>>12660602
yes
can your sister come snuggle too
>>
>>12660602
I'd have intercrural with Big Mac
I'd jerk him off and pretend it was my own
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>>12660622
>"uh, okay"
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>>12660521
Wooptiedoo
And one Anon did the math and Ponies have 7 inch dicks as the average
Also horses don't even use their entire penis

So really a 5 inch dick would please any pony
>>
>>12660647
>Not having an 8" dick just in case
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>>12660647
There's a vid of some guy making a full size mare cream everywhere by fisting her
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>>12660660
dude come on
>>
>>12660660
SORRY WE CAN'T ALL HAVE MASSIVE DICKS, SB

IT'S NOT LIKE WE CHOSE TO BE AVERAGE
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>>12660618
Real horseporn is always so disappointing
The people are generally not that attractive, the horses are small and unimpressive, and they cum in like 3 thrusts

I understand why, no one wants to get their colon torn out by a real horse and there's really nothing you can do about their lack of stamina, but it makes the reality not anywhere near as hot as the fantasy
>>
>>12660660
>Have an 8" dick
>Too big for ponies
>no pony wants to be with you
CONGRATULATION
AFTER GETTING IN EQUESTRIA NO ONE EVER FUCKS YOU
>>
>>12660660
I'm satisfied with 5.5" because I won't be having sex so it's not a big loss
>>
>>12660644
anon in the middle of an apple sandwich is really hot to me
>>
>>12660678
Marefucking is wayyyyyyy better than getting buttfucked by a horse. That winking, warm, wet pussy that you can pound forever
>>
>>12660678
What if you had the genitals of a horse, but the stamina of a human?
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>>12660678
>Real porn is always so disappointing
ftfy
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>>12660684
Can't I just have a nice discussion of dicks without you trying your same old shit out of fucking nowhere?
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Sweet, /soc/ spam again.
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>>12660695
You'd be the worlds most famous pornstar in a week, and the newest medical amazement in a month
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>>12660688
>Not hooking up with 8"anon
>Not having him sizeshame you
You gotta turn your painful mediocrity into positives
>>
>>12660702
Atry's style is so cute.
Too bad he has to be a transphobic sack of shit
>>
>>12660712
It's also barbaric!
Look, ponies are all about friendship and good feelings and all that, and they don't circumcise each other, do they?
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>>12660709
>shame
>a positive
I will never understand that
can't you just worship your master's junk without him degrading yours?
>>
>>12660726
horse penises don't have foreskin so it's kind of a non-issue
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>>12660726
There's nothing to circumcise, anon. They don't have foreskins.
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>>12660724
>a transphobic sack of shit
MORE DRAMA FOR THE DRAMA GOD!
Do you have links?
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>>12660724
What?
>>
>>12660731
>>12660732
They have a sheath
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>>12660724
>implying
Go eat a pile of dicks. He just drew a pic and said there was a tranny in it. Take your politically correct bullshit elsewhere.
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>>12660724
PT pls
just because someone call you out on your bullshit doesn't mean they're transphobic.
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>>12660709
i'd let sb sizeshame me
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>>12660735
this was a week or two ago.
He drew some oc called "tranny pie" and got some shit for saying that.
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>>12660724
Go start your fandom drama shit somewhere else, Tinker
>>
Your pony waifu wants you to take her to Olive Garden for unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks
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>>12660724
>Calls a trans Pinkie; tranny
>Transphobic

AND THENCEFORTH EVERYONE THAT BEATS IT TO TRANSSEXUAL PORN WAS TRANSPHOBIC TOO
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>>12660741
Which doesn't get circumcised, ever. At least as far as I know.
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>>12660724
It really is
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>>12660751
How the everloving fuck is that transphobic
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>>12660742
>>12660745
>Being this easy
>>
>tfw can't come up with a good pose for a mudpony
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>>12660759
>the transgender community in charge of not flying in to a rage at the drop of a hat
>>
>>12660751
What, that's all?
>>
>>12660761
pretending to fly
>>
I'll be honest.
I like anyone "transphobic", 'cause they made a bunch of trannies mad (which isn't terribly hard.)
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>>12660761
Hanging itself for being a mudpony
ALSO SHIT I NEED TO VOTE
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>>12660761
Just look at real horses
https://www.google.nl/search?safe=off&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=987&q=horse+poses&oq=horse+poses&gs_l=img.3...403.1757.0.1893.11.8.0.3.3.0.104.594.7j1.8.0....0...1ac.1.24.img..1.10.597.nhtoWnjEcmQ#imgdii=_
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>>12660759
apparently words like "tranny" "futa", etc are transphobic
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>>12660761
Gangsta pose
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>>12660757
god, all i want to do is just suck and tease those little breasts
she'd be so sensitive there
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>>12660761
>napping
>laying on its back
>standing
>hopping
>reading
>trotting
>skipping
>dancing
And a lot more stuff than then.
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>>12660785
That's so insanely stupid
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>tfw no anon to fuck
>tfw no anon with a big dick to be fucked by
>tfw no anon to cuddle
>tfw no anon to go on a date with
>tfw no anon to kiss on the cheek in public
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>>12660785
Like how it's racist when you say nigger, I suppose.
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>>12660778
Now that's what I call edgy.
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>>12660797
Shut up fluttershy. You are even worse than Lyra.
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>>12660708
You would also have the load of a horse, too.
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>>12660807
>Fluttershy will never idolize humans in the same way that you use ponies to escape from reality
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>>12660803
No, ''futa'' being transphobic is like saying ''African American'' is racist to Native Americans
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>>12660803
Ain't racist when you call someone cracker.

Only problem is, "tranny" is literally just a shortening of the word "transsexual". Nigger is its own label.
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>>12660797
>>
sex with ponyacci
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>trannies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gog-BR_bqsg
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>>12660820
is it racist if I call futa "mutants"?
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>>12660820
I know trans people who say "futa" is fine.
You don't have to be trans to enjoy the fantasy of having different genitals.
>>
ignore fluttershy posts
report fluttershy posters

do not respond to fluttershy threads
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>>12660808
That would be the life
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>>12660847
>ignoring ponies
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>>12660807
>
>>12660816
If anything, Twilight would be the one who's fantasize about the human body, considering she's experienced how it feels.
I wouldn't be surprised if Twilight started to research ways to transform back.
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>>12660836
What about intersex people?
Their genitals are neither pOnOses or vagOOOs
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>>12660828
>tfw no anonii-chan
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>>12660856
I would
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>>12660853
That's a cowgirl!
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>>12660797
>tfw you'll never have a romantic relationship with someone from MLPG

I know you all are disgusting neckbeards in real life but I'd like to pretend that I could fuck one of you
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>>12660839
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>>12660843
According to tumblr "The word 'futa' is a transmysogynistic slur"
>>
>there are people who unironically like equestria girls
kill me now
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>>12660839
No, having a dick or not is not a matter of race or ethnicity, so it can't be racist to call them anything that has nothing to do with their race.
It might hurt somebody's feelings (guaranteed with Tumblr), but it's not racist.
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>>12660869
I'm not that disgusting and I'd totally let you fuck me
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I wish I had a .rar of all of GG's pony stuff
it's just too good, man
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>>12660871
I'll slur you
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>>12660871
According to tumblr every possible combination of vowels and consonants is transphobic, homophobic, racist and misogynistic in some way
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>>12660869
Would you fuck someone from MLPG if they were trapped inside a qt π+1 pony's body?
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>>12660884
I'LL SLUR YOUR DICK
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>>12660853
Ponies have no place in the Misgendering, Labeling, and Persecution General.
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>>12660875
I don't even want to watch that.
Am I still allowed to come here, even if I don't watch it?
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>>12660869
I actually look fairly decent, but I'm not gay.
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>>12660875
>there are people who like things I don't like
kill me now
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>>12660890
anyone who says know to this is looking to take a marshmallow hoof to the dick
>>
>>12660890
Yes
I'd probably date them too. It eliminates the chance of them being physically repulsive

I just hope they're not a complete asspie
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>>12660869
>tfw you'll never have a romantic relationship with your MLPG artbando
i do find it cute when people get together anyway, like sofas and quills with ponywise.
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>>12660901
>there are people who like ponies
Sweet mother of mercy
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>>12660871
According to tumblr breathing is a racist, misogynistic transphobic fatshaming bigoted hate crime
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>>12660901
>hey I just wanna kill all the jews but if you're gonna be a dick about it, you've got some real growing up to do
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>>12660894
I haven't watched it either.
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>>12660903
>know
"no"
fuck this I'm going to sleep
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>>12660884
what does that even mean
>>
Would you?
http://i.imgur.com/SobH5OB.png
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>>12660923
Change that to Rarity and yes
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>>12660913
I don't see the problem with a strawman argument that's actually making a point and not just making your opponent look like a baby.
>>
How the hell do you even pronounce "futa"?
It seems incredibly awkward in any way I try to pronounce it
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>>12660896
>tfw Brae is gay but you don't find him attractive
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>>12660923
Yes I'd double team her
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>>12660918
wanna find out
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>>12660929
fuu-tuh
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>>12660923
yes
is it new?
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>>12660929
footah
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>>12660929
fugh-tayh
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>>12660929
Foo tah, but shorter and more clipped
It seems pretty simple to me
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>>12660929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VVkGNodOK4
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>>12660923
>xieril drew lewd
Well would you look at that.
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>>12660943
REDIV
DRAW ME A CUTE BATMAN PONY LOOKING MENACING AT RARITY WHO ISN'T DRAWING NEW DRESSES
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I'm already a little pony and I wouldn't go out with any of you
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>>12660958
That isn't lewd.
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>>12660966
oh
okay
I hope you have a lovely day
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>>12660956
That voice sounds familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it...
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>>12660968
The Rarity drawing is very lewd toug
>masturbating you with magic while you're fucking her
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>>12660966
but I would never want to go out with a pony.
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>>12660968
WHAT.
THERE IS LITERALLY SOMETHING BEING SHOVED UP FLUTTERSHY'S ASSHOLE
1/10 MADE ME REPLY
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>>12660958
He drew lewd a few times already.
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>>12660972
It's your dad
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>>12660972
Microsoft Sam
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>>12660980
>implying that's lewd
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>>12660968

If anal isn't lewd, then what is?
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>>12660958
xieril drew lewd before
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>>12660980
He's just scratching an itch for her.
Get your head out of the gully.
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>>12660982
>caught you mirin'
Okay, made me laugh.
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>>12660982
>Pone will never wink at you
>She'll never motion for you to follow her
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>>12661015
>motion for you to follow her
huh?
>>
>>12660992
making sweet, passionate love in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
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>>12660974
>masturbating you with magic while you're fucking her
Holy shit, that sounds hot as hell
Link?
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>no skullgirls lobbies yet
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>>12660968
>Fluttershy
>Not lewd
0/10
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>>12660909
Hello PS
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>>12661030
it's still beta you smart guy
>>
If I had a kid I'd buy him his own mini mare when he turned 13 so he can go through puberty with a warm, wet, winking pussy available 24/7 to fuck any time he wants, it'd be the best birthday present ever
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>>12661042
beta means feature complete with ongoing testing
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>>12661030
I wonder if AVGN's movie was any good at all.
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>542 post
>82 image
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>>12661015
>Pone will never wink at you
>with two body parts at once
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>>12661042
REDIV
YOUR ASS
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>>12661042
>its still beta

Isnt it on sale now?
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>>12661038
I thought PS doesn't come here anymore?
>>
Were there any pretty drawfags at bronycon
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>>12661029
Lost it anon. I'm sure someone around here has it.
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>>12660929
ʄʉʈæ
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>>12661046
Why not make horsefucking fun for the whole family?
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>>12661064
Jessy
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>>12661050
>>12661060
the game doesnt come out until the 22nd
>>12661059
wat
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>>12661064
Rediv wasn't there, so no.
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>>12661066
>>12661029
The neck is a bit iffy, but other than that it's pretty unf.
http://i.imgur.com/NXyrtae.png
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>>12661079
>Jessy
>pretty
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>>12661090
Opinions, etc.
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>>12661079
She's ok looking, she'd be really cute if she started working out
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>>12661088
he said he'll fix it....
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>>12661095
this is sexy
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>>12661095
She had two chins too many.
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>>12661090
that's the joke
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>>12661095
>you will never gently insert your 'opinion' in Jessy's rectum
>>
>AAvsPL confirmed for US
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>>12661077
I'm not gonna tell him to fuck his horse, I'm just gonna assume that being a horny 13 year old, the idea will cross his mind at some point when he sees a wet, pink, tight mare pussy winking at him
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>>12661134
>GTFOWYSAvsFYDFAYGQ confirmed for TLOIPPOSTWUA
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Is it common to want to have sex with someone because you feel sorry for them?
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>>12661081
how do you know she's pretty
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>>12661143
yes, That's how i get laid.

.. wait i meant no, no it never works.
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>>12661143
We're all sorry for you.

wink wink
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>>12661134
Am I supposed to know what that means?
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>>12661143
I'd assume not, because I've been told by multiple people that I'm the most pathetic looking person they've ever seen, and I still haven't touched a woman

Had 8 surgeries, never once got jerked off by a nurse who felt bad for me
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>>12661146
There are pictures of her on her tumblr. She's pretty "plain", but that's just the type of girl I like.
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>>12661143
No
I find it hard to feel sorry for the people I'm attracted to
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>>12661161
Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright will fuck in the US too
>>
>>12661161
Ace Attorney vs Professor Layton.
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>>12661141
>>12661161
Ace attorney vs professor layton
>>
Jessy would probably give amazing head, all chubby girls do
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>>12661167
I think that only happens in films.
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>>12661179
They have practice with stuffing things down their throat
>>
pony makes me feel things
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>>12661196
I would feel up pony.
>>
>you'll never be pony's judge, jury and executioner
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>>12661190
it's also to make up for the fact that they're not particularity attractive, if they're good at sucking dick that makes them more desirable
>>
>>12661196
Good things or bad things
If pony makes you feel bad things tell pony no
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>>12661202
I would feel up pony's giant teats
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>>12661209
just because you have a dick doesn't make you attractive
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>>12661216
I would feel up pony's fuck you
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>>12661209
>have been told i give good head
>now realize it's a polite way of saying i'm unattractive
>tfw
i'm a guy
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>>12661218
Mares don't care what you look like, that's the best part
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>>12661208
>Your honor, I believe Twilight Sparkle stands guilty of the foulest perversion...
She's got a vagina, your honor!
>>
*ring ring*

Oh its the pony phone, lets pick it up and see who it is.

Oh its pony.
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>>12661218
What if you've got a really attractive dick?
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>>12661178
>>12661175
>>12661172
Oh, sweet.
>>
>>12661234
Tell pony I said hi
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>>12661226
Standards for gay men seem far lower compared to hetero relationships, I guess that's what happens when you smoke meth
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>>12661234
Of course it's fucking pony

What the hell could that slut want at this hour
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>>12661237
you can still be a shit person
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>>12661234
Please stop calling me.
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when was the last time you ejaculated to a pony
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>>12661244
>>
>>12661245
>he still thinks people give a shit about your personality

ahaha, never seen a jock, have you?
>>
>>12661255

yesterday
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>>12661255
this morning
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>>12661255
last year
>>
welp, nintendo direct confirms luigi for kerfuffle and animal crossing wiiu
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>>12661262
>jock
Brian Posehn pls
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>>12661255
It was actually Andrea, I'm proud of myself, that's the first time I've masturbated to a human in months
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>>12661261
tHAT;S really cute.
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>>12661255
Few days ago
Lately just been gay porn
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>>12661262

anon I'm sorry you went to high school in an 80's teen drama film
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>>12661275
it sucked dicks.

a lot of fat fucking dicks.

I never bothered counting how many.
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>>12661255
A few hours ago, to Button's mom
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>>12661269
>>12661134
Why are we suddenly getting Nintendo news? Is there a conference of some sort going on I haven't heard about or something?
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>>12661279
Sucking fat dicks is a pleasure, Anon
Sucking short pencil dicks are a fucking chore
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>>12661298
Size queen
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>>12661286
Nintendo Direct.
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>>12661286
Nintendo Direct
>>
I want everyone in MLPG to cum on a cute naked boy so his skin gets all nasty then we can pop all his zits a few days later (He'll be dead by then, of course)
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>>12661271
Explain
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>>12661286
Nintendo Direct
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>>12661303
Sucking dick is a one way street

I can criticise his dick all I want
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Fluttershy and her big ass bumbles into the thread banging and bouncing off multiple anons.
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>>12661308
MLPG isn't for sexual
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>>12661310
There's not much to explain, I was horny and imagined Andrea doing lewd things to me, then I came
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>>12661317
Pop that shit with a needle.

No, I don't mean BCS' needle.
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>>12661305
>>12661307
>>12661312
Oh, I didn't know that was a thing until now. Thanks!
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>>12661317
then she hotdogs your throbbing hardon until you spurt all over her ass cheeks and back
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>>12661317
Has LK said any more about that thing he as going to collab on?
>>
>>12661320
This isn't sexual, just homicidal.
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>>12661340
What thing
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>>12661327
Like what?
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>>12661356
Fluttershy overfeeding.
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>>12661346
homocidal
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PONY-ONY-OXEN-FREE
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poor little white guy
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>>12661327
Giving me a slow blowjob with lots of tongue while looking up at me the whole time
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>>12661376
I want that Mayor toy.
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>>12661327
Did she talk in pinkie's voice
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>>12661377
>You'll never be spitroasted by the bigdickanons
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>>12661390
What about this one?
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>>12661376
HEE-EEE-EEE
>>
MLPG, I have a confession to make.

I used to be a yodeler
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>>12661392
no, but she gave me a hummer
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>>12661399
That one cuddle that one to death, but I am scare that it would not be suitable for that kind of abuse.
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>>12661407
pone doesn't mind
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>>12661412
Well that's not nearly as hot
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>>12661407
I've got a confession
I've got a crush on you
>>
YES
PONY SAID SHE'S TAKING ME TO EQUESTRIA AND SHE'LL HELP ME MAKE MY WAIFU LOVE ME
>>
>>12661436
I've got a confession
y-you too
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>>12661437
your waifu is dead, anon

she's dead.
>>
>>12661317
Who drew this pony rump?
>>
>>12661436
>>12661447
And they call it puppy looooove~
>>
>>12661412
If I could choose any VA blowjob, I'd choose Nicole, she's smoking hot
>>
>>12661447
I've got another confession
My dick is really big and I think you should see it
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=5m47s
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>>12661464
And she's been in the porn industry, too.
Though I think she's a dom
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>>12661437
YOU FOOL
PONY LOVES YOU
LOVE PONY BACK
FORGET ABOUT YOUR WAIFU BEFORE YOU RUIN IT ALL
>>
>>12661468
I've got another confession too
I have no penis. In fact, I am not human
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>>12661454
No she is not.
On the other hand her sister now knows my plan and wants to help...
>>
we ded?
>>
the last few posts never happened
>>
>>12661456
Sort of looks like LK
>>
we unded?
>>
>>12661482
moot fucked up again
>>
MOOT
>>
test
>>
>All of this Button's mom porn
>All of these greentext fapfics with her in it
>That one fapfic with Canni
Fucking hell, I'm completely dried out and I'm still horny as fuck.
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we pone?
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>>12661514
>implying you won't masturbate to this right now
http://derpiboo.ru/393527
>>
I never want to be taken away from pone for that long again.
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>>12661437
Pony said the same to me!

I tricked her though, she doesn't know that SHE's my waifu yet
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>>12661529
what about the sub?
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>>12661514
and people say the fandom won't be self sufficient after the show has ended
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>12661525
Why would you taunt me so, anon?
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So I just started...

What's wrong with the pink-haired one?

Autism?
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>>12661554
terminal drillhair
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>>12661529
I was getting antsy
Glad I can put the gun down now...
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>>12661554
I'd drill her
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>>12661554
terminal drillhair
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>>12661554
Autism
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>>12661554
Dunno, she just seems kinda mentally unstable and distractible
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>>12661554
She's asian, thus chinese, thus yellow.
And the yellow one is always autistic
>>
>>12661529
>>12661565
you could always go to the sub
>>
>>12661548
Because I'm gonna masturbate to that picture and the greentext later too and I just wanted to share it
>>
Would Canni have a cute German accent?
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>>12661583
>>
>>12661589
>german accent
>cute
German accents a shit
>>
>>12661589
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB54inTqemI
no
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>>12661554
The problem is in her pants.
>>
>>12661589
cunni
>>
>>12661578
What the hell? I don't remember this.
Oh, is it from the Chickenbutt ep? I only watched that 1/2.
>>
>>12661598
>tfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWZCoYK8Zg
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>>12661605
I don't think our relationship is yet at a level where I can allow you to do that.
>>
>>12661620
>not watching the entire episode
And it's from te movie
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>>12661620
It's from the human movie.

>not even watching the show
>MLPGing
>shiggy
>>
>>12661620
It's from Equestria Girls
>>
Is letting Applebloom die, but saving Applejack knowing she fucked up a bad thing?
>>
>>12661627
>EG
>show
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>>12661621
Wow, that was surprisingly good. I wonder if she actually does speak German, there was barely any accent.
>>
>>12661638
She apparently does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1T0MpW5l_g

Fuckin' white people.
>>
>>12661634
Well you'll basically get a forever depressed AJ who will blame herself all her life.
probably will even give Twilight the EoH saying she ain't worthy if she made that kind of mistake
>>
http://brineweekly.tumblr.com/post/52055321731/horse-tm-instruction-manual
>>
we ded
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>>12660521
>horse penis extremes are not even 50% apart
>3 to 10 inch humans aren't that rare
why are our dicks so dumb and gross
>>
take your fuckin spaghetti and fuck off mlpg
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>>12661686
i blame the ponies
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>>12661659
>image

pffffffffft
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>>12661686
Popularfags killed it.
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>>12661650
People always exaggerate like hell when they speak German to prove how angry it sounds.

I don't even know why they do that, even a normally spoken sentence already sounds angry, no need to exaggerate it.
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>>12661696
fine, i'll take my spaghetti and throw it at the feet of a trixie cosplayer, that'll show you
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>>12661493
you must be thinking of this one
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>>12661729
Oh yeah, that's the one I was thinking about
sorry
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>You will never turn into a pony and give your favorite contributor a hoof job
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>>12661694
They really are perfect
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Ikay important question.
Do ponies have watermelons?
I ain't going to a land with no watermelons even if sweet pony ass is there waiting for me
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>>12661747
>you will never turn into a pony then roll around in the grass and neigh
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>>12661747
You can die now please.
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>>12661747
>you will never feel the loud POP followed by the warm spray of blood as you crush your favorite contributor's erect penis under your rock-hard hooves "by accident"
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>>12661742
it's perfectly normal to make a mistake like that
your frontal lobes aren't wired to properly differentiate between yellow butts, it's an aquired skill you need to practice consciously
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>>12661747
>tfw you will never get a hoof job from pony anon
>because none of them considers you their favorite contributor
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i'm balls deep inside a mare vagina

now what
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>>12661785
Don't worry anon, when I become a pony I'll give everyone on MLPG a pony blowjob and hoofjob
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>>12661794
Fuck her into the carpet.
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>>12661794
cum
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>>12661794
now you give in to the shame
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I'm guessing that mewball went to bed after drawing the giant lyra and tiny bonbon pic, right?
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>>12661794
Stop time.
Live inside that comfortable space forever.
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>>12661802
hoofjobs are the worst, no deft and delicate touch and a high risk of genitalia being mashed too hard.
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>>12661819
Ponies are better at their hoofjobs than that
They can play stringed instruments with those things
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Why would anyone want a hoofjob
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>>12661802
You are the best Anon.

Hurry up with turning into a pony please.
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>Season 4
>all changelings are actually flutterponies that were corrupted by a dark power.
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>>12661717
>>12660515
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>>12661802
at the same time?
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>>12661839
>flutterponies
>corrupted by a dark power
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this
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>>12661839
>season 4
>Almost every episode is about Twilight Sparkle, even when it's not she's there and everyone is oogling at her wings
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>>12661839
>Chrysalis gets some stupid redemption story and defeat the villain and becomes yet another princess
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*slurp slurp*

*suckle suckle*
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>>12661849
That needs to happen
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>>12661819
If that was the case I would let anon thigh fuck me or I would let him hot dog me.
>>12661853
At the same time
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>>12661627
>>12661626
I watched the second half and then the first half is what I mean.
My stream fucked up on episode day.
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i always get hard when i come here
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>>12661892
Surely you have to already be hard in order to come?

WAKKA WAKKA!
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>>12661480
Anon, never tell the Internet you're an AI. They won't believe you, no matter how true it is.
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Why don't season 2 and 3 have plot arcs? Season 1 had one and it was a really nice touch because the GGG was mentioned all throughout the season.

Also it feels like near the end of S3 they just completely wrote out Twilight's tendency to over react by just teaching her breathing exercises in 5 seconds and called it character development.
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>>12661892
Good.
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>>12661863
*gargle gargle*

*glug glug*
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>>12661907
>Also it feels like near the end of S3 they just completely wrote out Twilight's tendency to over react by just teaching her breathing exercises in 5 seconds and called it character development.
Watch the actual show
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>>12661907
Twilight stayed calm in high stress situations several times before. Notable example: luna eclipsed
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>>12661907
kids are retarded
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>>12661899
>not enjoying a nice oozy flaccid cum
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>>12661863
Whoa slow down there pony
Some might call that lewd
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>>12661862
>eventually, six alicorn princesses
>timeskip
>Twilight made new friends whom she can never outlive
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>>12661904
but I just want to tell everyone the truth
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>>12661916
Wow you make an excellent argument good job.

>>12661925
She didn't treat that as a high stress situation at all though. I think she just saw herself in Luna before she had friends.
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>>12661863
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>>12661925
I wouldn't consider that a high stress situation? Twilight never even looked stressed so obviously it wasn't a big deal to her.
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>>12661954
R-rumble. Pls.
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>>12661954
YOU FUCKING TEASE
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>>12661855
>the butterfly wing spell Twilight cast on Rarity was specifically meant for earth ponies per dialogue
>any unicorn it is cast on gains the immediate awe that every flutterpony inspired, once upon a time
>earthponies just get wings
>unicorns get Glamour
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>>12661916
>>12661925
>mccarthydrones
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derpibooru.org/393713

unf
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>>12661930
Gee, anon! What did you put in this delicious milkshake! It tastes just like cum!
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>>12661980
>faustdrones
epic anon just epic
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>>12661952
>Wow you make an excellent argument good job.
She didn't freak out in FPK while facing the hydra, she didn't freak out in Dragonshy, she didn't freak out in TLR, she didn't freak out in the wedding episodes, she didn't freak out in the pilot, she didn't freak out in the Discord episodes
I think you get the point
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>You will never attend MLPG con as a pony
>You will never act lewd and intentionally bump into crotches all day
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>>12661892
oops my penis has poked its way out of my underwear what should i do
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>>12661990
>pony cum tastes like vanilla milkshakes
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>>12661990
I put a daterape drug in it
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>>12662004
Yet she has an entire episode where the plot is that she over reacts completely to a small issue.
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>>12662005
>you will never drop your belt and force poneanon to you
>you will never forcefully fuck poneanon right there on the hallway, among all the other anons
>you will never remain completely silent all the way throughout and just leave poneanon filled on the floor
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>>12662029
Related to celestia
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>>12662020
every stallion has his own unique flavor
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>>12662057
based on his cutie mark
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>>12661983
Should have drawn the hard-fucking part as a follow up
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>>12662025
That's funny, because I put one in yours too...
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>>12662031
Well now I have a boner.

Why do I want to be turned into a pony and fucked by random guys.

What went wrong
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>>12662066
i talked to your mom when i was making love to her anus
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>>12662068
O-oh dear
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>>12662071
You didn't become a pony
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>>12662071
You mean... you aren't a pony?
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>>12662066
ponko po plushy does count!
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>>12662085
>anon and sweetie both collapse to the floor, knocked out by their date rape drugs
>they sleep for about 12 hours
>nothing else happens
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>>12662068
>sweetie and anon slip each other date rape drugs
>both get woozy and pass out
>no sex was had
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>>12662113
>>12662115

u-unf
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>>12662084
try again fag, i have 2 fathers. pic related, its you
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>no Celestia quest today
Why did I even wake up?
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brb taking shower

drawing request

go
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>>12662113
>>12662115
it writes itself!
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>>12662115
>>12662113
Thank heavens
Sweetie Belle is not for sexual
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>>12662125
but who was camera?
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>>12662130
Draw japanon drawing japanon
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>>12662113
>>12662115
What do you mean nothing happen? At best, both you and Sweetiebelle might be cuddling each other while you both are knocked out.
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>>12662130
Thunderlane with Rarity
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>>12662130
Pinkie Pie ina teacher outfit
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>>12662154
Me
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what the fuck

why are there swords and a human skull

sweetie doesn't fuck around
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>>12662125
It's quite sad that there are no qualified coaches in most gyms who could tell him why what he does is bullshit.

I mean, it looks like he wants to improve his fitness, but it won't work that way...
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>all these Canni and Button's mom greentexts
>upcoming Button x Mom flash from Tiara
>constant hardon

Holy shit you're trying to kill me, this is my one week no fap because I got all sore from squeezing too hard
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>>12662154
me on the left~
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>>12662127
Wouldn't it have been yesterday, even if it were running?
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>>12662194
sweetie get off the internet

rarity needs to use the phone
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>>12662004
>FPK
Obviously you didn't see when she lost her temper and LIT ON FUCKING FIRE

Let me list all of the episodes where she looses her cool.

Feeling Pinkie Keen
Swarm of the Century
A bird in the Hoof
Lesson Zero
It's about Time
The Crystal Empire part 1
Games Ponies play

Also, she did freak out in the wedding episodes when there was actually a problem to freak out over. Or did you miss the whole "Giant bug captured my babysitter and is raping my brother" part?

And I guess you can count Green Isn't Your Color because she spent the whole episode physically restraining herself from spilling her friend's secrets.

Twilight is the straight man of the series. She's often the most calm and rational one out of the group. But there are many instances where she over reacts to something small, only to make the problem worse when she's over whelmed with challenges. It happens a whole lot.

DYEWTS?
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>>12662186
>tfw we will have to wait for good artists to draw porn of button's mom
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>>12662130
Magical Girl Rarity fighting against fashion crimes
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>>12662174
sweetie is hardcore
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>>12662130
Twilight Sparkle in a hoodie
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>>12662038
Her nuerotic tendencies show through more than just events related to Celestia, I encourage you to watch the show.
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>>12662174
>tfw no sweetie plushie to cuddle every night
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>>12662209
His mom is so hot that even mediocre porn will work
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>>12662208
Not him but i do believe the point was twilight freaking out over nothing. Not any and every case of twilight freaking out
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>>12662219
The only episode in which that happened was IAT
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>>12662230
yeah. i'll hope mediocre artists will start working on that soon too.
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>>12661767
I really want to hear Fluts being shy about her big booty with her cute voice. That'd be adorable.
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>came to ponies a few times
>nothing special, not nearly as good as everyone makes it out to be

What am I doing wrong
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>>12662244
why is dA the place for faggotry
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>828 posts
>124 images
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>>12662205
No, it's always Wednesdays and Saturdays.
It's possible the Wednesdays session could be on Thursday depending on the time zone.
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>>12662260
you haven't hit rock bottom yet
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>>12662244

even in his photoshopped fantasy, ponies don't like him
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>>12661246
THAT&