Best pony edition!Old horse: >>12631321
Best pony you say?
Fuck off potheads
>>12638693Well that's just lovely, what sort of things does she have in mind?
>>12638666What comic is that from?
>>12638711sounds like you're in for a good afternoon
http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/g-m-berrow-rarity-and-the-curious-case-of-charity/>Rarity is excited to welcome her new apprentice, Charity, to Ponyville. Rarity is sure that the two of them will become best friends, bonding over their love of fashion and glamour. But after Charity dyes her mane and tail to look more like her mentor, and begins to copy the fashionista’s every move, Rarity realizes this pony is a problem!Sounds actually kind of funny. And creepy.
>>12638716the official oneget it at yayponies
>>12638716Issue number 2
>>12638752Talk about fetish fuel.
>>12638752>CharityWasn't there already a pony named that?
>>12638752No that sounds horrible, lazy and stupid.>ChartiyYeah
>>12638773Yes, in Hoof Beat
>>12638752Why couldn't this have been an episode instead?
>>12638752Reminds me of an Adventure time episode with the bear. Sounds like a fun story.
>>12638752That was already posted in the previous thread anon. WAY TO BE SLOW
>>12638752I swear I will be moderately angry and post something in here if there won't be porn of those two.
Twilight is a terrible character after S2 and S3 butchered her.
>tfw beacon quest is ded
>>12638752>Charity>Charade>Rarity>CharityWelp, time to go play soul calibur II
>>12638714All kinds of things. And if you can't think of anything specific, she's probably also up for simply horsing around.
Reminder that there is no longer a mane sixthey are now Twilight the Other Five
>>12638836brokenenglish anon porfis
>>12638800what kind of fandom do you think this is, anon?of course there's going to be pornthere's always porn
>>12638828fiw is stupid
>>12638836Twilight the Other Five Princesses?
>>12638858>ignoring whats in the show
>>12638836If you can't back up your terrible predictions without facts, stop posting.
>>12638858But we only have Cadence, Luna and Celestiawho are the other two princesses?
>>12638805I disagree.In S1 she started off as a sarcastic bookworm in the first few episodes then eventually grew into a socially inept nerd shown to be a skeptic in some episodes. She lost that in S2, but I saw that as proper character development she wasn't slightly jerky or an idiot when it came to friendship, she did become a nervous, paranoid workaholic, but that seemed pretty inline with her character. And S3, even though it was kind of bullshit, in Games ponies play she's shown to have found a way to deal with not getting worked up over shit like that with those breathing exercises.I'm drunk, don't listen to me.
>>12638868Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy
>>12638868Pinkie because she's one of the most important ponies for advertising the brand and Dash because she's brony popular
>>12638854That's just an episode with character development anon, I need a source that shows me exactly how the other 5 are not friends with Twilight any more or somehow seperate from her.
>>12638850I prefer the mentally advance series.I just wish they were as "good" at editing as the FiW team.
>>12638752Wasn't there a fanfic that was EXACTLY like this but with Twilight?
>>12638846Nobody drew porn of the seaponies in the seapony book.Or a filly pegasus Cadence getting raped by that sorceress.
>>12638886Neither of those things were implied by >>12638836
>>12638666I'm not one for dubs and trip gets butIs no one going to call OP Satan?
Anyone gets the screencap about Faust and the target demography of MLP ? I lost it.
>>12638893Nobody is a disgusting pervert.
I dislike thing.
>>12638901Then what the hell are you implying with it
>>12638904He even used an image encouraging spite and contempt
>>12638893There was no description of the sorceress and the book was total shit anyway. If this ends up being total shit but there's a description of Charity then you can still request porn from our artists, if nothing else.
>>12638893No one in this fandom reads.That's the lie I tell myself to bring some sense into why almost no one has drawn Wheat Grass and the other hippie ponies, or Fleetfoot, the prettiest pegahorse
>>12638893Because those books were terrible
>>12638880but that makes eight princessesnine if you include Twilywhere does it end?
>>12638916It's not me who posted that, but it implies that Twilight is better and more important than her friends, which is true, although it always has been, it was just not indicated visually all the fucking time.
>>12638930there is a little bit of wheatgrass
>>12638930>Fleetfoot, the prettiest pegahorse>implyra
>>12638752Sounds like it could be a fun if it were an episode, but can't really see it working as a book, and the writing of the books so far hasn't been any good anyway.
>>12638952deal with it brony
>>12638926After going into so much depth with the whole Derpy and the Cakes scene, it was kind of jarring that Cadance's backstory read like it was cut and paste from a summary instead of being an actual story told between friends.
>>12638946I know. A little. As in, not enough.>>12638952Spitfire is old and busted. Fleetfoot is the new hotness.
>>12638938When Equestria ends and all the princesses have died of old age.
>>12638875>ound a way to deal with not getting worked up over shit like that with those breathing exercises.But she never did get worked up excet in a few situations. She has faced much greater problems than some stupid event.A dragon was threatening Equestria. She did not freak outA huge Hydra attacked them. She did not freak out. Actually it was Pinkie that couldn't even move anymore when she saw the hidra.On of her best friends was kidnapped by a race of underground dogs and she didn't freak out. There are so many times she didn't freak out even tough so much more was at stake.
>>12638968I drew her, but I'm shit at drawing so no one liked it. She's really cute though. I'd draw her so much if I could.
>>12638930>Fleetfoot>prettiestGray on blue is so dull, plus she's a controlling bitch.
>>12638978>S3 writing>S3 canon
Twilight died in MMC when her friends disintegrated herEverything after that is just a dream
>>12638992epic just epic
>>12638930Flax Seed is the superior hippie pone.
>>12638987you have to post it or admit that spitfire is prettier and say you'll draw her next
So I read Fallout Equestria the other day.And I vomited.Why did they have to rape the mane 6?
>>12638978GPP is just a bad episode
>>12638978Don't try to argue with doomsaying faggots, they won't listen to any kind of logic
>>12638992NoIt's just idiots claiming that GPP made Twilight immune to stress completely forgetting that she wasn't affected by stress in other situation except only when Celestia was involved.Take Swarm of the Century for example. She only freaked out towards the end when she saw Celestia approaching Ponyville.
>>12638987Could you post it again?I'm trying to save as much of her as I can.>>12638990Stay mad, nigga
>>12639004Because brony fanfiction
>>12638995so what's gonna happen to the element of magic?think it will go back in to slumber or will it seek out a new bearer?
>>12639029I know, I've read some fucked up shit, but this went too far.I feel like a faggot complaining about this in MLPG.
>>12639036Rarity gets it since she's the closes magic user that was near Twilight. Rarity now holds two elements: Generosity and Magic
>>12639026>It's just idiots claiming that GPP made Twilight immune to stressI never said that. I just said it shows that she found a way to deal with it. I even called it bullshit within that very same post.>>12639010>doomsayingI don't think you know what that word means.
>>12638995>coma dreamsNoMost unoriginal shit ever
i'm not too fond of thing.
>>12639002>>12639027I kinda deleted it. I'll draw another one, just a sec.
>spent 2 hours trying to cum, couldn't do itI think ponies broke my penis
>>12639048I didn't read your post before posting, I just thought you were one of the faggots saying "GPP ruined Twilight fuck this show but I will shitpost in MLPG for months on end about it", sorry
>>12639053Take a break for a week or two.Cum like a zebra after.
>>12639048i didn't mean you in that post even tough my first post was a response to your post but there are so many people that claim that.Sorry. I didn't intend to insult you.
What if Pone was the most electrifying mare in Sports Entertainment?
>>126390493 o clock
>>12639045Fallout Equestria is retarded 2edgy4u bullshit. Only idiots and 14 year olds like it.
>>12639057>implying I'd betray my waifu for third best pony
I kind of enjoy thing ironically
>>12639045Don't, there are plenty of people here who liked it, they should feel like faggots.
>>12638666That is one uuuuuuggglly issue panel.I don't understand why they aim more for angry over the top expressions instead of concentrating on charm fun, maybe they're trying to hide their lack of talent by shoving something else in your face.
>>12639070I think it looks better like this
>>12639004>raped the mane sixThat would imply that AJ wasn't made perfect and was Jesus in that fic
We got this Youtuber making a comment on broniesCan anyone get a transcript ?http://adoseofbuckley.bandcamp.com/track/bronies-grown-men-watching-a-cartoon-for-little-girlsBy the way, he's sitting S3E12 full and (apparently) never watched or learned anything of it (beyond the usual comment faggotry)>inb4 stop being poor/personal army>inb4 no one cares/not the subject
>>12639070She's no match for the Macho Madness or Hulkamania, though.Plus that shit's faker than Rarity's eyelashes.
I still enjoy thing a bit, even after /v/ ripped my asshole for it.
it was hard to draw 4 poniesgood night m8
>>12639080fuck you>>12639045Whatever man, you dont have to likeI fucking love it, personallycall me a brony, i dont give a fuck
>>12638995Twilight died and was replaced, Rainbow Dash is a changeling, Pinkie is a clone, Fluttershy is actually DiscordRarity and Applejack are fine
>>12639105my new favorite horse to masturbate to
>>12638978Different things cause different people to lose their control. Speaking as someone who hasn't watched an episode for entirely too long, I feel like the difference is that Twilight loses her cool when the responsibility for the situation lies directly on her. Those situations you've mentioned are all ones where she was dealing with the situation because it needed adressing, but no-one was relying on HER in specific to get the job done, whereas in Pony Olympics where she applied the breathing exercises her brother and sister in law had specifically asked her to take care of things, in Parasprite Party where she broke down and started suggesting building a replica town she was the one in charge of getting things ready for Celestia's arrival, and of course in Lesson Zero it was HER report that was overdue.If I'm being stupid here or missing something obvious please correct me.
>>12639112If only it wasn't FluttershyIt's a cute drawing Japanon. Good night
>>12639114>fuck you>average brony
>>12638794So it will end with Charity taking Rarity's master dresses book to take it to the Lich?
>>12639112Wow, that's really cozy looking.
>>12639100>Can anyone get a transcript ?Yes, ask the people over at stop-being-a-lazy-cunt-and-do-it-yourself-if-you-need-it.com
>>12639112Night Japanon.Thanks again for the drawings.
>>12639121Do you imagine her getting dominated in the ring if she loses a match too?
>>12639112i love you japanon
>>12639093RECOOME CHALLENGES YOU TO A NO-HOLDS BAR CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH.
>>12639112Japanon being awesome again
>>12639144I prefer her dominating me
>>12639112Wow, amazing job. Good to see you again!
>>12639038we don't take kindly to puppeteers round theseparts
>>12639112Oh god, that cuddling!
>>12639046working up the magic to inspire, gotta get the magic in the details~
WAIFUS! POST 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM!
>>12639112I like it Anon. Though Fluttershy isn't smiling enough. The others expression is relaxed, but her's seems a bit anxious/worried still. Not sure if that was intentional or not.But nice work.
>>12639132I'm asking for it since it could be relevant to /mlp/'s interestDon't be a huge faggot
>>12639122DragonshyCelestia gave Twilight, and her friends, the mission to get rid of the Dragon. She was in charge. Celestia was relaying on her in specific to get the job done.Return of Harmony. Celestia put her in charge. She didn't freak out. She accepted the mission with pride and never actually freaked out. Lost hope and gave up? Yes after being defeated and having her friends abandoning her. But she didn't freak out.
The only kind of brony remixes I like are trap remixes.There was a ska cover I liked tooEverything else I've listened to was bad electronic, generic rock, or some suburban middle class white kid rapping.Why is the music in this fandom so terrible?
>>12639196My waifus are OCs.
>>12639206I'm not gonna pay money for something that doesn't interest me, you need to do it yourself if you want it
>>12639214POST THEM YOU DORK
>>12639213There's more than one trap remix?
>>1263921390% of EVERYTHING is terriblethe remaining 10% is to die for
>>12639219Right then, whatever
>>12639196>>12639214>>12639222>waifuing OCsAlmost as bad as waifuing background ponies
>>12639215FINALLY I CAN POST THIS AND HAVE THE APPROPRIATE CONTEXT
>>12639213Which trap mixes to you like?Only good ones I know of are Trap seed by Silva, ArtAttack's "This Day Aria" remix, and F3nnings recent Equestria girls song remix he premiered at BC
>>12639112Those legs have too many joints.
>>12639196As you wish
>>12639229butt pillow best pillow
>>12639234What's the matter anon?
>>12639237You have a great taste, Anon.One can even pretend that she isn't a pedobait because shes a few hundred years old.
>>12639243What if I told you my OCs, live inside me?
>>12639289I would say you're a very interesting person
>>12638752Slowpoking, but this is fucking spongebob.>exactly>as I do
You're in court, defending your waifu from your opponent, trying to get him off the table when this pink mare pops out of the jury stand and slaps you with her futa mare cock, causing you to lose your caseWhat do?
>>12639252The Babs Seed and Aria are the only ones I've really listened to. But I enjoyed them a lot.>>12639231I'm having a hard time finding the 10%.
>>12639305File for mistrial and have her barred from the court.
>>12639305Sue her for assault
>>12639305Suplex her in front of the judge, to show my dominance.
>>12639154>go into the gym to say hi>"Hey Anon, why don't yous come up into the ring for a friendly match?">Politely decline, she gets between you and the door, dropping boxing gloves at your feet>"I wasn't askin', ya palooka">She pushes you into the ring and shoves your gloves on you>You hear a ring and suddenly you feel a jab in your stomach, winding you>A right hook is delivered to your ribs, causing you to fall over>Hooves are hard, why can't they be soft and marshmallowy?>Butterfly gives you a gentle kick>"Get up.">You struggle to get up, but it's not fast enough>She delivers another kick with her front legs.>"I SAID GET UP, YA MOOK!">She knocks you down a couple more times until she's content>The last time, she puts her foreleg on your chest, pinning you>"Beg">You say, "Stop, please. I give up, I yield. You win.">She smiles, then offers you a hoof to get up.>"You're getting better, but ya need to watch out for jabs. Anyways, ya wanna hang out and grab somethin' ta eat?"
>>12639213You should listen to Eurobeat's stuff
>>12639299I still have yet to finish this. I love it.I'm just too fucking lazy to continue.Also i got really sad when they killed Chance
I think enormous cow tits are super hot
>>12639312F3nning isnt as well known but every show i've got to of his has been sick as hell. /watch?v=Dk33nl0ZacU
>>12639343Who is none of them
>>12639243But my OCs are in the show
>>12639343Twist. without a doubt.
>>12639343Who are all the ponies that aren't my favorites
>>12639343The answer is always twist
>>12639346Yeah well I think you have excellent taste.
>>12639343Snips, no argument
>>12639346I don't like thing
>>12639305Slam the book I was just citing from shut. With her dick between it.
>>12639326I don't really like his stuff that much. Well, I did when he first showed up in the fandom, but all his stuff started to sound the same to me and I realized I just don't like eurobeat as a genre that much. Just not my thing. Cool guy though
>>12639348>Someone managed to make that song sound good
>>12639348okay nevermind this doesn't sound nearly as good as it was live
>all these niggas saying Twisthttp://i.imgur.com/CCwSnIC.jpg
>>12639305Objection!Sustained, you have 10 seconds to make this mare cum or i will have you thrown out and charged with contempt>adjust glasses>get on knees>"plead my case"
Are you happy MLPG?
>>12639210I did think about Dragonshy in my post, but decided it didn't count. Probably should have clarified further in my first post, but those situations were where-She was personally in charge/responsible for the result of the situation-Shit was going seriously wrongWhereas with Dragonshy she really had that situation on lockdown the whole way; she might have not been having much success, but nothing went seriously wrong untul the Dragon freakout, and that was over pretty quickly.Return of Harmony, though? Yeah, my theory falls apart on that one, the friends situation and just not being able to do a damn thing about Discord would have been a prime trigger by what I was thinking, but apparently not. Ah well!
>>12639381Yeah, eurobeat is a pretty restrictive genre, it's fine if you don't like it
>>12639346I agreementThey could even be biggerLots bigger
>>12639398I stand by my statement
>>12639381I'm just disappointed he won't do a eurobeat remix of that mare giving a horseblowjob of that guy
>>12639406well yeah, they couldbut she's clearly just getting started
>>12639343All of them.Pony = no unfs
>>12639402Would I be spending my time here if I were?
>>12639398It's unf, but she's not a qt virgin waifu. So no unf.
>>12639402Not right now
>>12639398You trying to cheat me again?
>>12639346Then there is this faggot.
>>12639328I was sad when it happened too (I was one of the idiots trying to talk with him), but there was really no other choice.
>>12639420Fuck Twilight, are you going to take that from some two-bit tramp?
>>12639402what's it to you?
>>12639420I think Twi's are perfect there.Those are some cuteboobies(tm)
>>12639420I don't like breast expansion and hyper levels of boobs. But I do like them large.
>>12639420>tfw you will never force Trixie to deepthroat you, forcing her head down your shaft as she desperately gasps for air
>>12639446no, but Rarity willhttp://derpibooru.org/349758http://derpibooru.org/353334
>>12639470I don't mind large boobs, but jesus that is retarded.
>>12639473>implying Trixie wouldn't force you to deepthroat her>implying you could handle her girth
>>12639473>her bitch fit when you finish and she has to wipe your cum off her mouthY-you didn't have to be that rough, Anonymous!
>>12639473>forcing her head down your shaftunf unf cockvore
>>12639473>forcing her head down your shafthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxbELALc2UU
Every true nigga knows that....Mrs. Cake > Button's Mom
>>12639498unf>the bulge of her massive breasts visible as her hips near the tip of your cock
>>12639519is Braeburn missing a leg?
>>12639519what were you doing on his ask blog in the first place
>>12639522Mrs. Cake isn't a temporary fad either.
>>12639519That's actually one of his worst pictures imo
>>12639473>you will never pretend to let her go just to slam her down again once she's almost able to breath again
>>12639522Mrs.Cake is good and all, but I have another pony in mind.
>>12639305Pink futa cock!Pink futa cock!Pink futa cock!
>>12639540It's like vore but you're swallowing them with your cock rather than your mouth
>>12639542I like it.Does that mean I'm not allowed to find this funny?
>>12639540What does it sound like>>12639525very unf
>>12639528>I just bought some new sex wax anon>you wanna, like, help me apply it?
>>12639522but of course
>>12639403But then this doesn't apply to GPP or IaT
>>12639546It's pretty hidden by the other beck leg.You can see a bit of it sticking out on the bottom left.
>>12639560>pucker only showingThis is my super fetish
>>12639479Ergh, that's almost a Ross-level face on that second Rarity.
>>12639473>>12639559>she will never come back to your place again, despite the risks involved because she's desperate for the bits
>>12639535They're both placed in a similar way, if I recall
>>12639525>you will never feel her wriggle as she's turned into cum
>>12639588Oops, meant for:>>12639535
>>12639598>despiteMore because she loved it.
>>12639588The back legs are just fucked up in general to me. This was when he used to draw the hind legs of his pones like they were stretched out when he's intending to have them stand straight.
>>12639603They're accurate i think, just positioned badly. I didnt notice til it was finished. The face/ear are way off too. Then again, fairly old picture
>>12639525>>12639610This is too fucking weird for me.
>>12639630why put effort in your shit if people will throw cash your way no matter what?
Have you hugged your favorite ponies today MLPG?
>>12639649>why put effort into anythingThis might be lost on a NEET, but there's this thing called self respect.
>>12639659I don't have a favorite pony
A GOOD GOOD FRIEND _______________
>>12639666i don't live off drawing porn of a children's TV show, i have what's known as a job.and i guess it's not lack of effort, but just lack of ability then.
>>12639692helps a friend in need?
>>12639610Eventually her motions stop and you feel the last fizzle of magic arc around the inside of your sac.I bet Twilight would love such potent, charged cum
>>12639657i don't think that anyone who draws shit like he does that can have a shred of pride.
>>12639695most of my income comes from my job as a sous chef
>>12639659yes but pony didnt hug back, is pony ok?
>>12639556>>12639556>tfw this is my fetish. but want to be the dominant one>tfw there will never be any good stories for my taste.
>>12639678 Having pride in ones self
>>12639695>I have what's known as a job>it's not lack of effort, just lack of abilityWhoa, simmer down there kiddo.
>>12639716Pony will return the hug when you least expect it. Those are the best hugs.
>>12639703>twilights body becomes swolen as the lump of the half processed trixie is shot down her throat>you will never repeat this indefinately
>60 Card Theme Deck ($10.99)>Sets of 5 Booster Packs ($16.99)>2 Player Starter Set ($18.99)>Booster Box of 36 Packs ($100) >problem solving>inb4 stock vectorsis there any chance of this being good?
>>12639708skill and subject matter aren't the same thing
>>12639751>is there any chance of this being good?No.
>>12639751>MLP card gameI fucking hope it will be good
>>12639751Very very low chance of it being good.
>>12639738Despite what a lot of people say, I really do like this artist.
>>12639751>MLP card gameJust when I think I'm done with card games forever...
Don't worry op I've got the best pony right here
>>12639748>trixie reforming herself to do the process over and over again, just to make twilight hugeokay, now your getting into my fetish area
>>12639751what are we, Japanese?
>>12639757funny you bring these parameters up, because only one of these is a factor in why people consume his shit.
>>12639783I know your pain.
>>12639785where?who's that terrible horse pointing at?
>>12639797why are you shitpostingwhy are you madplease stop
>>12639799>terrible horseOver the line anon.Over the line.
>>12639806He doesn't seem mad.Not everyone who passive aggressively insults someone is mad, anon.
>>12639785Yes, she's definitely the best. That's why I made her my wife.
>>12639751Doesn't MLP already have trading cards?
>>12639729>you work out, get a brand new wardrobe, a job, and a car>ladies start paying attention to you>you start dating a beautiful girl>you decide to start having sex>you're passionately thrusting into her, getting closer and closer>she whispers "come inside me">you hold her close and thrust harder and faster and deeper as you prepare to unleash a torrent inside hersuddenly pinkie pops up right between the two of you and gives you a big hugyou cum all over pinkie
Can someone post Mrs.Cake?I'll be your best friend.
If Rarity went on an adventure would she be Darling Do?
>>12639828not the game as a game though
>>12639785I would hug that pone
>>12639788>twilight eventually needs more to satiate her needs, bringing in anyt unlucky sap she can nab to do so
>>12639828Trading cards without the "game" part
>>12639759>>12639769and what are the chances of them using stock vectors?
all right, finished the second thingi think the rest of the batch will have to wait at least a few days, i have some real life stuff to attend toanyone know the artist for this, btw? and that celestia picture i colored today. just to give proper credit when i post these
>>12639836>Darling DoI'd love to see this.
>>12639836That's actually really cute.
>>12639820someone who goes out of their way to continually shitpost about the same thing repeatedly is clearly mad about something.
>>12639851"butt buddies" has a better ring to it than "butties" I feel.
>>12639841oh boy is it testicle matroshika time, or or "party in your balls" type of thing?
>>12639751I'm glad I've outgrown trading card games since Pokemon. My money would've been gone in this one! Are those reasonable prices?
>>12639851i like second thing
>>12639851pegasi butts are best butts
>>12639870Or maybe he just wants attention. Or maybe he's bored.
>>12639883It's kinda standard.
You can only draw ironically shit drawings if you're already a great artist.
>>12639861Uh, yeah, the screenshot is from OFF.But what's too weird for me is all that cum-transformers and vore and whatnot.
>>12639891Too lean.I imagine unicorn butts would be plumpest since they use magic instead of physical activity.
>>12639835Please? I promise to give you hugs.
>>12639903anyone can draw unintentional shit drawings.
>>12639903I... I can't refute that.>>12639922I'm betting ironically implies it's intentional.
>>12639872it's probably one of those puns that works better in print than when you'd actually say it, imho>>12639886thanks>>12639891pegasi are some of the cutest ponesbut all butts are good butts
Is there any artist you respect, but also hate?
>>12639922Some people can't stop drawing unintentionally shitty. Like me.
>>12639883>Ash has never comenclosento being a pokemon master>Therefore: Ash does drugsGG guys
i'm not gay but i enjoy watching cum shooting out of a nice cock
>>12639903when good artists try to draw shit drawings, they tend to end up looking more stylized than shit
GUYSWHAT IF Irish Apple Family
>>12639955>comenclosentowhat a weird word
>>12639945No, because I'm not bipolar.
>>12639959that's how it all starts.
>>12639969>not Irish potato family
>>12639945KrautAnd I'm not just saying that.
>>12639969You mean the Potatoes?
>>12639751>problem solvingFucking boring. This is how I pictured an MLP card game.>6 starting decks, one for each element of harmony, princesses and maybe villains added later>cards are color coordinated and can be used in other decks as per usual>each horse has their own strategy to win the game>to win the game, your pony must harmonize with their element over the course of the match>this means playing cards that benefit both your character and sometimes your opponent (they are friends after all)>you play your cards to best emulate the element your pone represents>for example, an AJ deck will have players show each other their cards, 2.3 will have characters return from the Everfree(discard/graveyard)>once an arbitrary amount of harmony cards are played for your pony, you attain your element and win the game>combat consists of monster cards that impede your opponent, rather than kill them>you also have a "General" which in this case is your deck's ponyThat's all I've got for now
>>12639949>implyingall you have to do is eat the heart of another artistit also helps to steal their hands
>>12639979Am I gay if I want dick but don't love males?
>>12639903What if you're so bad at drawing that you can only push your stuff as "ironically bad"?
>>12639955Nah, it's not an equivalence.
That's it you fucks, I'm tired of waiting. Post the Mrs.Cake and no one gets hurt.
>>12639582It's About Time I'd forgotten about, but that seems to fit to me: She knows something bad is going to happen and she's tried everything she can think of, but from cuts and things she knows she has still failed to chang the timeline, resulting in her freaking out and doing stupid things like breaking into a library she has legitimate access to.I will admit that GPP is a little bit of a stretch now that I look at it closer. It definitely fits for the first instance of the breathing exercises: Rarity's just had to take over the difficult and extensive hair preparation procedure, followed immediately by the discovery that Harshwinny will be there in 15 minutes. Then Cadance isn't showing up despite having been given ample time, implying something FURTHER has gone wrong. It's the last one I'll admit is a bit weak with the theory, occuring just when "Harshwinny" is getting antsy and she has to delay further for Cadance to get ready.
>>12639997how hard are you even trying?
>>12640000You really think someone who doesn't age in decades doesn't take some kind of drug?
>>12640003sorry not all of has autism
>>12639945No, I don't hate anyone. The closest would be mildly annoyer by one.
>>12639959i can sympathize, but only if it's a girl who is doing the milking
>>12639993But how do I catch an artist? Do I use bait?
>>12640019Isn't that particular drug his friendship with pikachu?
>>12639751Maybe it's like the raiding decks from the WoW TCG
>>12640016Ireland, like Idaho, is most noted for potatoes.And potato famines.
>>12639989Too bad that sounds cool and creative, so they'll just stick to boring uncreative problem solving shit that boys nor little girls will like.
>>12640018The only thing I ever try hard at is video games.
>>12639997You're bound to get caught and brought in trial at the great Artist Tribunal.
>>12639751>Problem card: Get Rarity off the tableYou can't win.
>>12640059i try hard doing what i can
>>12639880>the later>but only 2-3 max
>Log into tumblr after like a month of not being on it>Scroll down>Guy jacking offWhy Kaz, why?Why do I have a boner...
>>12638666man that was a good comic. Do you remember when comics were good?
>>12640006I just shot a dog. This is what happens MLPG.
>>12639997It can only be ironic if you could actually do better.
>>12640016despite not being a native food, the irish are well known for eating potatoes and dying when potatoes are gone
>>12640020stop defending yourself anonymously you fucking retard.will you ever get the hint?FUCKOFF
>>12640081they still are good
>>12640078That's your own damn fault for following people who jack off on tumblr!
>>12640075I suppose thats the natural limit, at least until twilight decides to increase it magically?
>>12640102you are way too mad, calm down
>>12640093At least the ponies are okay, Applejack might be a bit sad you shot her dog though
>>12640037its very simpleto catch an artist, you must think like an artistto think like an artist you must become an artistto become an artist you must catch an artist
>>12640105But Kaz doesn't jack off on tumblr, he reblogged it
Can someone post cute pony videos? I don't feel so good today MLPG.
>>12640119He's probably just the same guy who shitposted about braeburned earlier, just ignore him.
>>12640124But if-That isn-...Okay.
>>12640123>tfw Applejack never accepted my Facebook friend request
>>12639751Was going to ask why on earth haven't they got Wizards of the Coast on this, given they're owned by Hasbro and have extensive experience with this stuff, but a quick look shows that Enterplay are the group making the MLP/GIJOE/LPS trading cards, so I guess Hasbro's just keeping it more-or-less in-house.
>>12640150Some guy on MLPGI don't really know if he's an artist or not I just know that he posts gay stuff and anime
>>12640156>Thumbnail shows a scene from At The GalaMan, you tricked me.
>>12640136Dash is a very silly pegasus.
>>12640115>she tried it once>it took a whole week to work off the results of so many at once>swollen gut sloshing around
>>12640142no i'm not. i'm just sick of kraut's bullshit.
>>12640013Look no mater how you look at it she was put face to face with more important situations than that one in GPP and she didn't freak out at all.Even when applying your rules there are still situations where she didn't freak out.-Luna ExclipsedShe was in charge and everything was going from worse to worseShe didn't freak out. And this is was while taking care of Luna so it's more important than GPP-Magic DuelAgain in charge of saving Ponyville at first and failing miserably. She didn't freak out. She went to Zecora.
PINKIE PIE U R SOOOOO RANDUMB
>>12640053>>12640098Well then what about an Irish Potato Family vs Apple Family in a Farm-off
>>12640167Uh. I don't think I follow him, nor have ever encountered him. When I hear Kaz, I think about Prequel.
>>12640192>that episode where Rainbow Dash found out Pinkie Pie was bretty cool
>>12640196I think Kaz Hirai
Seriously, how the fuck are they expecting this to succeed as a problem solving game?All the popular/successful trading card games revolve around dueling/fighting.They must be expecting enough bronies to flock over this and make it a success, which seems kinda ridiculous and risky to depend on bronies.
>>12640156Please give me more pony.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs
>>12640225>ridiculous and risky to depend on bronies.Bah, they'll shit out an animated promo with the voice actors and everyone will buy that like bread.
>>12640176Who's the silliest pony?
>>12640253she's really attractive. I miss reading about her and her waifu adventures in Rapetrain's story
>>12640231OH BOY I FUCKING LOVE PERREY
>>12640225well, bronies have proven that they will spend ridiculous amounts of money on things related to pony
>>12640259You posted her
>>12640188Ok, yeah, those two just completely blow my idea out of the water. Dang, so many episodes I was forgetting about. Thanks for setting me straight.
>>12640104the moon one was shit.
>>12640081Yeah, I remember issue #9 that came out a few days ago
>>12640264more of a stretch, but they did this good in Hamgravy's story
>>12640259applejack is silliest
>>12640284It was extremely fun tough
>slutty Big Macintosh
>>12640319for a good reason.
>>12640343>>12640296they should get together
>>12640102you are way too paranoidi'm not kraut
So uhI saw kraut's faceI expected worse
>>12640343Ugh, no. The perfect behavior for BM is the one he shows in the comic.
>>12640296Don't talk shit about my waifu.
>>12640283I love ponies.
>>12640225I don't know man. It seems cool if done right and it is a new original idea. I mean we don't know exactly how it will play but follow me on this.What if you throw problems at your adversary? So your attacks are the problems right? So you need to make a deck that is capable of resolving any problem thrown at you. So you need to make it very versatile. Also what if you lose when you finish all your problem cards? So you not only need to be capable of solving any problem thrown at you but you also need to be faster than your adversary. Your problem deck is your LP. Run out of problems? That means your adversary is better than you at helping friends solving problems, thus a better friend, thus he should win.If done correctly it seems quite fun.
>>12640358OR AM I?
>>12640283The Garden is still one of the best PMVs around.
>>12639959Hi, I'm Ross from Pizza Hut, have you heard of the bisexuality?
>>12640378no, you are not krautcalm down
>>12640382Too true. Unf lost.
>>12640358yeah sure. i know your raging autism when i see it. next time you promise to kill yourself please do it.
>>12640399FUCK YOU I'M WHO I AMNOW GO GUIDE MY PEOPLE OUT OF EGYPT YOU LAZY ASSHOLE
>>12640382I'll fuck anyone cute with a decent personality.And believe you me, my definition of "cute" is pretty broad.
>>12640367you and I are no longer friends
>>12640398>you will never be the little girl
>>12640416At the moment, the ceiling.
>>12640416My dick thinking of Twilight doming Rarity in a maid suit because she's a princess now and she's only a servant.
Noid pone where?
>>12640367ponies killed my parents anon. One day you'll understand.
Why is Big Mac so cuten-no homo
>>12640416I like that axe design
>>12640416Who're those bad dudes?And why do they have the Shadowbolt's logo on them?
>>12640416horse weapons always confuse me, finding that line between recognizable and feasible.
>>12640453I knew it! you've got the gays!
>>12640361http://www.koanicsoul.com/blog/2013/01/24/edenic-phrenology-vindicated-science-discovers-facial-pattern-for-autism-aspergers/please tell us
>>12640444>you will never rub a gut full of half processed victims
>>12640453I fucking love that comic.
>>12640410>when i post 3/10 times i'm called krautwhy the fuck
>>12640453>paying for kissesIf I were a woman I'd just sell myself on the streets, the idea is the same.
>>12640453it's okayyou can be a lil homowouldn't you want to feel his big strong hooves around you
>>12640488What if you are Kraut but don't know it?
>>12640453I showed the comic to a female normalfag friend and she thought Big Mac was really, really cute
>>12640453pictures of you in a pretty dress when
>>12640505She wants the horsecock.
>>12640505She's got a couple large flared chances in her room,anon.
>>12640207Episodes like that were my favorites in S1, two ponies that don't get along or hang out regularly becoming cool with each other.That's why I like Look Before you Sleep so much.
>>12640459You'd have to ask the guy who commissioned the sketch. Picture.He described them as a "shadowbolt deathsquad". The mage and the rogue are/were supposed to be pegasi but he liked this sketch. Of course he's a friend of mine so he might just be forgiving.
>>12640504i'm p.sure that if i was kraut i'd be able to draw better than i can now
>>12640505Ask her if she fucks horses
>>12640498>Not posting the best onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
>>12640491less chance of abduction/rape/getting gutted
>>12640538What if your amnesia made you forget that you were Kraut and your drawing skill?
>>12640488Learn to use caps and not being a complete autist.
>>12640474>http://www.koanicsoul.com/blog/mathematical-proof-that-the-supernatural-exists/proving-christianity-is-true/Is this, like, The Onion?
>>12640552>Kraut>drawing skillNIGGA U FUNNY
>>12640547the concept is still the same,anon.They're WHOOORES.
>>12640552i did wake up this morning thinking it was Saturday for a solid minute before remembering the past three days.maybe i am kraut
>>12640368Is still surprising that they didn't went with a safe bet by making it a typical dueling/fighting trading card game, but i guess that has to do more with the fact that Hasbro doesn't want anything remotely violent associated with the MLP brand.Yes it still could be something fun, but since i've never heard of a good problem solving trading card game, i don't have high hopes for this
I'm going to ask Sunset Shimmer to the prom!What could go wrong?
>>12640551>>12640567>tfw can't see an heart bulge anymore without thinking of that freaky fetishWoe is me.
>>12640458Thanks.It's supposed to be just a hoofblade>>12640439Thank you. >>12640460I don't think about it too much. I just give them whatever I think is cool.
>>12640505You might have turned a normal woman into the horsecock sidehope you feel proud
I need a picture right now of Applebloom from the Big Mac comic with her hair messed up after the fireworks explosion
>>12640572I'll be in my bunk.
>>12640590I'm sorry anon. Go fap to that slutty big mac.
>>12640604that's a little specific, couldn't you make it yourself?
>>12640596>White LionsSURE LET'S JUST GIVE ELVES FUCKING OVERPOWERED MELEE UNITS TO GO ALONG WITH THEIR CRAZY MAGIC AND RANGED
>>12640584I understand your lack of hope. It really doesn't sound that fun.All we can do is wait till we get some more info or have a chance to play.I'm quite sad that it will probably take a lot of time to get where I live and even then I'll probably have no one to play with.maybe someone could make a PC Versions that works online.
>>12640589She would only do that if you would take her 8 inch cock down your throat and swallow every last drip of cumShe hasn't had a good release in a while and you seem like the perfect candidate
>>12640505girls love the big mac because he's big, quiet, strong, and subservient
>>12640589how does the portal even fucking work, sunsetshimmer is canon older than twi but they both get the same age highschool body
Did someone say whores?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w
>>12640629>beautiful girl>has a penis instead of a yucky vaginawhat's the downside
>>12640639Everyone in EqG has been in High School for 10 years at least
>>12640632>subservientnah mang. He's a pimp.
>>12640632I want to see Ashleigh take Big Mac's dick in all its glory
>>12640589>she uploads a video of you jacking off to horses on facebook
>>12640627I don't have an opinion on this. I just think the ponies start spinning with the axe at the start of the battle and don't stop until they die or don't kill whatever they hit.
>>12640652What a terrible fate
>>12640652Explains why they're all so fucking stupid.
>>12640649she's got aids and she wants to spread it.seriously what's with that darf fic,goddamn
>>12640639Better yet, when she appeared on the other side she was the same size she was in the movie and yet it was at least 10 years before the movie
>>12640629>8 inch cock downwhen did she get smaller?i'd love to be roomates with futa trixie and sunset shimmer who need assistance several times a day to relieve themselves using their huge cocks.
>>12640584I have no idea what problem solving means in terms of card games, but there's lots of games that are more than turning cards sideways to lower your opponent's life pointsI've never played it, but the Call of Cthulhu LCG looks cool, and it might be the sort of thing they're planning>>12640628How does scripting for OCTGN work?It would be nice to have a reason to learn how to play on it
>>12640649She's not very gentile with itBut maybe you're into that sort of thing
>Big Mac actually has a masters in computer science>He lives and works with his sister because his autism prevents him from working a normal job, and his parents didnt want him to be NEET forever
>>12640673darf is going full faceless.
>>12640659there's something about ashleighbeing in that band with all guys except herman i bet she could take four cocks at once
>>12640695Someone should steal your ideas license.
>>12640689>my picture isn't thereWhew.
>>12640693That's a cute look for her.
>>12640695>>Big Mac actually has a masters in computer science>>He lives and works with his sister because his autism prevents him from working a normal jobWhat the fuck, even.
>>12640697I don't really mind most of the time. It was a good read,anyway,even if it killed my boner.
>>12640632>subservientNah man, he's helpful and nice but he ain't whipped
>>12640689Am I the only one that thinks Highwind is kind of attractive?
>>12640712it's in the 2.5 version,don't worry.
>>12640686She has magic, Anon.She can make it as big or as small as she wants.You obviously prefer bigger, so she's going to give you a 'little' treat
>>12640629what if she turned into sunset satan, 8 feet tall and now whipping out her 20 inch barbed and ribbed devilcock?
>no more regular customer>no more anyoneI NEED TO BE SLUTTY FOR SOMEONE DAMNWHERE ARE THE SEXUALLY INSECURE GUYS
>>12640724he's noted to be "super strong" in the show itself
>>12640746>bitches falling at his feet while he goes about his business ignoring themAlpha status confirmed
I need this drawn fucking immediately
>>12640732He looks pretty girlyI would
>>12640732Yes, you're the only one.
>>12640762Being strong doesn't correlate to being subservient at all
>>12640771That entire page is filled with things that should really be drawn
>>12640744what if trixie and sunset shimmer oversized futa DP?
>>12640746fleetfoot is a bitch
>>12640756It would be a good pain
>>12640789yeah but they're probably not into traps.
>>12640788I thought "whipped" meant strong
>>12640804She just wants the best for her man
>>12640819"sub·ser·vi·ent /səbˈsərvēənt/AdjectivePrepared to obey others unquestioningly."
>>12640819you eat "strong cream"?
>>12640819that's "ripped" not "whipped"
>>12640828>ball and chainAbout sums her up
>>12640730But isn't computer science a field where you can avoid social interactions? You can spend hours and hours programming, not having to worry about what to say to the computer.
>>12640819Nope, its pretty literal, especially when dealing with horsesUnder the lash, etcThe woman is in control analogous to a guy driving horses with a whip
>>12640828>mac thinking of nails>thinking of nailing her>in a children's cartoonoh man I love the comics.
>>12640845Every single huge project is done in teams
>>12640375To kaz or to the guy jacking off?
>>12640843you got skype?
>>12640799What if they did it in public to make it more embarrassing for you?
>>12640810you sure? 20 inches is roughly 2/3 of your arm.
>>12638845Holy shit, that image is like four years old.
>>12640848The nail's popping the bubble.
>>12640848In the comic he's actually looking for nails
>>12640848I don't see how you reached that conclusion but whatever have fun
>>12640848you might be joking or you might be a retard, but no the whole point of the comic is he's just tryign to get to the hardware store for some nails
>>12640828>Mac's thoughts about nails puncturing her fantasies about marriageI didn't notice that before, its a nice touch
>>12640866>>12640869>>12640870Oh.Well, it'd have been fun.
>>12640844You're just jealous she's going to get Mac all to herself and she's going to turn him into a proper man.
>>12640505chicks dig stallions
>>12640857I prefer greentexting as a way of communication
>>12640861She's magic, isn't she?She probably wouldn't want her favorite pet irrevocably damagedBesides, not like anyone other than her has any say in the matter
>>12640874>>12640870>>12640869>>12640866>implying that's not the pretext to use that image in that same panel>implying they're not that smart
>>12640886Get stabbed, shitlord
>>12640896anon I give live shows.
>>12640859that surely would be really emarrassing, being nailed by two well hung girls i mean. it couldn't get any worse.except if they maybe put me in a very crowded public place and put me in a pretty dress that would quickly be soiled with their cum
>>12640904His focus on buying nails is crushing her marriage fantasyNow please don't act retarded, not everything is an innuendo
>>12640892I'd do that trixie so hard she'd be begging for release
>>12640842>Prehistoric Windows B.C. 900000hue.
>>12640914lets just say I don't want people from MLPG to find out who this is
>>12640899like using magic that qould prevent her toy from being destroyed while making it feel everything?
>>12640926Don't blame me, I didn't take the screenshot
>>12640926That looks like W7, he's just using the classic theme
I WANT TO FAP TO PONY SO MUCH BUT I NEED TO NOT FAP TO PONYWHAT DO
>>12640905Kill yourself, faggot.
>>12640804why all the yoke hate
>>12640920don't forget the wig they glued to your scalpand some pretty make-up would make you the perfect cum bucket
>>12640926>NOT USING CLASSIC
>>12640936fap to non pony things
>>12640942What purpose does it serve him other than making him look like a dork?
>>12640942They are right about the yoke. I mean cmon mac, seriously? Doesn't that shit bother you when you aren't working?
>>12640930you'd be the second,really. The other guy just made another account for this. Besides, I keep my mouth shut and I will never babble that he's_________Hey, I've got references, you're missin' on something,anon.
>>12640918>/vp/, pls go. *le sigh*Hm
>>12640961it's HIS yoke.
>>12640936Think of another thing, I mean, fapping's not that great anyway, it just leaves you disappointed because you don't have the real deal.
>>12640965Tell me baby girl cuz I need to know!
>>12640956>not owning all apple products
>>12640963Big Mac is never not working
>>12640964trapanon?you got namefag customers?TELL US EVERYTHING
>>12640964Is that you cc
>>12640963He's probably used to it, and he's working so often it's just more convenient to keep it on.
>>12640981Fuck off AJ
>>12640977I KNOW BUT I'M ADDICTED TO IT AND I'M TRYING TO BREAK FREE.ALL I CAN THINK IS FAPPING
>>12640933As I said, it is a good painWith a demon like her, the line between pain and pleasure is even thinner than it already was
>>12640981>Dash reaction picture>ApplefagI'm noticing a pattern here...
>>12640973SHUT THE FUCK UP ASTERIX I SWEAR TO GOD
>>12640964Lovely offer, but I'm going to have to refuse.
>>12640986No. I'll never reveal my secret. I give my customers my word and I'm a trap true principles.
>>12641008he likes things that are gay
>>12641020NO, NOT THAT KIND OF PATTERN!
>>12640955i'd try to close my eyes and ignore the huge crowd gathering round while they move thei enormous swollen cocks synchronized like a pistol up and down my overstretched anus
>>12641020I want to cuddle with pony underneath a tree
Would pony be mad if I drew her badly?
>>12641014Go fuck yourself you fatfuck, I'm gonna rape your dog if you keep being an annoying piece of shit...ix
You know what ship I just can't make work in my head, ever?AJ x Fluttershy
>>12641041only i you never improve
>>12641048That's a thing?
>>12641016it's alright mang,take care
>>12641048That's a pretty bad ship.
>>12641041Not at all. She'd be real proud, even. Especially if it's Pinkie.
>>12640115what if futa twilight wanted to fill you up too so she could share the fun?
some anon gave me a color scheme for a very lewd princess OC.I tried to make some sense of the colors, and i decided to use the off-white on her wings, since all color gradients seem to be acceptable on pink princesses.http://imgur.com/odisiy8
>>12641007feeling all these barbs and ribs sliding over my prostate must cancel out any discomfort caused by her gargantuan rod straightening out my gut and pushing away everything in it's path
>>12641048You know what ship I just can't make work in my head, ever?Every single one.
>>12641054everything is a thing
>>12641072what if shyra just started shitting everywhere and stopped you two guys this is getting weird
>>12641081I agreeponies are destined to die alone, unloved
>>12641055>you will never have a horse bukkake muffin
>>12641038It's going to be hard to ignore them while they are cheering your mistresses onwould you really be so calm knowing that they are close to climaxing and that your mouth and anus are about to be filled with their gushing warm cum?
>>12641081Discord x Celestia is a great ship man
>>12641076aw sheeeet that's an oldieisn't her dick oversaturated though
>>12640964I was going to make a post about how I wish I could help but I'm not in a situation where I could safely conduct lewd skype calls, but it sounds like you've got your shit on lock. Good luck on finding someone to enact your slutty urges with.
>>12641018So uhWhat do you do during your shows
>>12641097>mlpg>not weird at least 60% of the time
So very... scandalous, all of you. It's rather exciting to see, I must confess.
>>12641078Both the pain and pleasure are paralyzing, but the few thought you can manage to piece together through the fog of arousal are all about how there's nowhere your rather be than impaled on her
>>12641105i thought it was DP?or are their nuts and prostates so resourceful that it would come out the other end?
>>12641104I was going to crop that yesterday but I thought SOMEONE ELSE WILL SURELY DO IT and here we are
>>12641084Holy shitFluttershy's faceThat 1000 yard stareIs this an image in a series where Applejack is raping her, or is it just a really messed up face?
>>12641102i mean, the colors, are they ok?>>12641112i can tone it down thanks for the feedbackdo you think princess ea is pink enough to picked up by hasbro? i'll be gone for a while, but i'll deliver eventually.
>>12641136My bad, I thought we were doing spitroast, we can switch to that, if you wish or we can go with what you said and assume they haven't had their 'fix' in a long time.
>>12641171old picture, dunnobut it was bugging me too cause I hadn't noticed til after I posted it
>>12641119oh man what I Don't do.Last time I remember I put my wireless mouse up my ass and stretched goatsee style, while wearing some cute bikini. Worst I did was drinking up a couple cups of... watersports isn't for everyone's tastes anyway so I'll just let that be for a moment.So in short? I do anything,more or less. Just don't ask me extreme stuff like scat or vomit or getting out naked in broad daylight.P-please don't run away
What if pony isn't virgin?
Why aren't you drawing?
>>12641179Oh, yeah. The dick and bits clash a bit, but that'll certainly look better with the shading.
>>12641179Man I wouldn't be surprised fi they started making toys of her,really. Good job as always, brills.
>>12641104This comic has sexy boobs in it.
>>12641211because I'm not a pony
>>12641134she'd be so huge that i would be little more than a cocksleeve for her. she'd slide me over he huge boner and then use one hand which turns me into a living fleshlight. she might even be reluctant to take me off, it's not like her flaccid size and barbs wouldn't be sufficient to prevent me from sliding off.
>>12641193I'm not particularly interested, especially since you're using the word customerBut if you were a pony I'd be all over thatNot the guy you're responding to
>>12641020Appledash is bad and you should feel bad
>>12641211Because it's almost time to go to bed.
>>12641211because im at work
>>12641237Na AppleDash is fine, it's a classicThey have great chemistry and even sometimes blush around each other in the show.
>>12641231>But if you were a pony I'd be all over thatmlpg ladies and gentlemen
>>12641205Sloppy seconds? She wouldn't.
>>12641261They even stand next to each other sometimes, they're totally fucking
Did someone go to this? http://i.imgur.com/lY1QQ4Wh.jpg
>>12641182for them a long time must be something like a day. the only reason they need someone to help them get through their day is because that's the only way they can get rid of their copius surplus.if they had saved up would mean that depleting their reserves and their orgasm would take some time
>>12641261>even sometimes blush around each other in the show.>great chemistryAs friends/rivals, but as significant others? Absolutely not
>>12641301This is really fitting actually
>>12641301>all that mountain dew
>>12641290From what I heard, the line was fucking huge, spiraling all over the venue.
>>12641288I know right?
>>12641283I don't even like Rarijack either heck I don't really ship ponies.
I hate this showI hate this generalI hate the fandomI hate the comicsI hate FluttershyOld Family Guy is almost on par with Old simpsons, take off your nostalgia glasses you fat piece of shit
>>12641303http://www.fimfiction.net/story/42132/a-dash-of-applethis made me love the ship that I hated with a passion
>>12641290>Meet and greet for some guy who runs a mediocre, popular panelWhy, bronycon?
>>12641290I'll admit, I was surprised when I saw that listed. Whatever happened to "standing on the ceiling screeching like a pterodactyl because WHHYYYY" or however that line went? Still wish him the best, even if I don't really understand what he's doing anymore.
>>12641301>Pinkie on Mountain Dew
>>12641327Why.....do you here?
>>12641301Which ponies are part of the PC master race?
>>12641327Hey, haven't you heard? They're doing a crossover episode
>>12641301Pinkie is the kind of gamer that sings over the mic constantly. She has more fun running and jumping around than she does shooting people and trying to win, and she loves it when she finds bugs because it makes the game act all funny and she breaks out laughing.
>>12641211I'll get to that now. thanks for reminding me ponk>>12641212i uploaded the newer, less saturated thing in my /art/ thread for further critique
>>12641348Only the unicorns
>>12641327>Old Family Guy is almost on par with Old simpsonshaha no, it was good, but not that good
>>12641298Oh yes~It's going to be long and very messy
>>12641303she's not literally red in the face but i would count this
>>12641358>You will never annoy everyone on some server with a duet with Pinkie
>>12641345Because I love pinkie pieI watch every episode that has her talkI have smile smile smile on my alarmThe only comic I read was the Pinkie microI love Pinkie
>>12641290I actually got to help fluffymixer around and sit with him during his meet and greet
>>12641327Why are you still here? Take a break if you're tired of ponies.
>>12641375>tfw no L4D3
>>12641379That's a good thing, those are the worst kinds of people.
>>12641363It was that good.Even /co/ can agree
>>12641358oh god i thought i couldn't be more in love with pinkie
Why is Rarity such a slut?
>>12641392>the only comic read was the ponk microShit taste central.
>>12641392I love your way of thinking, anonymoose.
>>12641403that's a nice picture of Rainbow Dash's butt
>>12641365so when i am sandwhiched between them and suddenly feel the first dry throbs and droplets of pre while still getting slammed in unison, should i be alarmed at the prospect of a deluge of thick seed?
>>12641230That sounds like an ideal situation for both of youShe gets a two in one cocksleeve and fleshlight and you never have to live without the feeling of her delightfully tortuous shaft stretching your entire bodyThanks to her magics you'll never be ruined, which at her size means you'll always be tight. Even during the few moments when she's flaccid you're in no risk of sliding off. It took you a long time to get used to the countless eyes staring while she commands the masses, but after she's paused in the middle of a proclamation to "punish" you for writhing so delightfully a few times you don't really care any more
>>12641392which pinkie outfit is your favorite
Why are black women so good?
>>12641417Stop looking at her butt pervert
>>12641392I liked Pinkie in this episode the best
>>12641411>Pinkie finds out how to get underneath the map>Most people would use this to spawn camp the other team>She just invites both teams there for an underground party
>>12641403>tfw no L4D3Yet
>>12641405>Not singing Smile Smile Smile with her while wiping the floor with the enemy teamWhat are you, a casul?
>>12641434Good at what?
>>12641412>Why is Mig Bac such a slut?Fixed.
>>12641392Puffy mane or straight mane, which is sexier
>>12641373That's only because of Gummy
>>12641394I kinda wish that the glorification of fandom personalities would stopI know it's unreasonable, but fuck
>>12641435I'll admit I'm torn between her butt and her eyes
>>12641423don't worry, AnonYou will enjoy itEven if they have to force you to
>>12641457YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH ANON, THAT'S JUST GREEDY
>>12641446>mine is biggerHah, suck it!
>>12641467>Caring about the rules
>>12641453Straight is sexier, puffy is more fun.
>>12641442I suppose so, but even if you're winning against the other players it's rude to rub it in.Especially if they're newer players and you turn them off the game completely.
>>12641463He's not really someone glorify, trust me. I like him and all but he's not someone who will make it past this fandom
>>12641479Singing a song is rubbing it in?
>>12641474God damn that flash, my boner for Rarity was very confused.
>>12641479It's like I'm actually listening to Fluttershy talk about video games
>>12641425so i'm basically part of her regular attire? i bet showing me off impaled on her turgid cock must convey authority very well, with the bonus of having something to capture he erputions without spraying all around.eruptions rather literally, since her ejaculations seem to come from the depths of hell themselves, only her carefully rationed magic protects you from the incredible heat it radiates.
>>12641497Fluttershy is the kind of gamer that speaks once and then lets the army of white knights protect her.
A question that's not usually asked.Which pony is most badass?I need a hero.
>>12641490I assumed the intent was mockingly.
do you like this sort of thing
>>12641518THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN PON
>>12641512Na that's more up Rarity's alleyFluttershy would be the type of gamer to just have one really creepy stalker that buys her everything
>>12641525It would have to have a clever filename
>>12641394How did that go?Did you get pictures?
>>12641525No.Pointless and useless.
>>12641518Are you holding out for a hero until the end of the night?
>>12641525make one for all the episodes at once for maximum ponyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR7V_bCyZe0
>>12641518do you have to ask?
>>12641465once they're ready they would stop thrusting and then hilt themselves as deep as they could and just release it.their cocks rythmically bulging and pumping right next to each other stretching me out unevenly until i feel the pressure rising.they would moan loudly and their bodies would twitch because of the long anticipated relief and while you still feel the thick liquid filling you more and more their coconut sized nuts are still far from empty.
>>12641570>that little leg shuffleso.very.cute.
>>12641588>pinkie shoulder wiggle.gif
>>12641570More like....a zero.A true hero like Applebloom is one in a million.
>>12641546It went well and we got to talk for a moment before people started to attack whoever was holding the plush that he brought. I held it for like 10 minutes and everyone thought I was fluffy when the man in a pink hat/hoodie was a bit more obvious. He was really surprised about how many people showed up and he seemed to enjoy it. I think he can't do anything social without his momI'm the kind of guy who doesnt remember about taking pictures until much, much later so no. I still have yet to go though stream footage and pick myself out of a lot of stuff>wall of text response
>>12641582What do you think would happen if they would magically ''enhance'' their supply?Would you love to have a belly full of their warm sticky cum?
I'm not going to masturbate today, or any day this week!
>>12641606>I think he can't do anything social without his momI feel kind of sorry for him.
>>12641518No more heroes, it's kill or be killedLook after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to doNo more heroes, no time to stand stillIf you are gonna be the number 1
>>12641510Most of the time she has you gagged, because the screams of pleasure when you manage to stimulate her into cumming are loud enough to cut her off mid sentenceEven just the constant flow of boiling hot thick pre leaking into you is enough to make you whimperOf course, she does so love to hear you scream.
>>12641512You were in the thread yesterday when we were talking about TF2
>>12641625but ejaculation is good for your prostate!
>>12641625I'm not either.The times I already masturbated today don't count.
>>12641625Right. You keep telling yourself that. I bet you're taking off your pants as we speak.
>>12641625It's been two days.It's painful.I just need to resist one more day. Once every two days is acceptable
>>12641625i am going to masturbate today, and every day this week
>>12641625Hey anon want to help us towel off?
>>12641654How else is he supposed to enjoy ponies?
>>12641654>Fluttershy will never teasingly pull your pants down after you tell her you don't want to masturbate
>>12641625>already fapped 4 times in the last 12 hoursI keep thinking this sort of thing before failing spectacularly
>>12641403>Not knowing L4D3 was leaked
>>12641641>assuming i'm male>implyng i won't be on the prowl for a nice girl who will let me ejaculate down her throatjust kidding, i'm a guy and that other thing ain't true
>>12641621it's not like they need to enhance it, what they need right now is relief and supplementing what is already multiple gallons of highly pressurized cum would be a little too much.
What's all the brony drama about this time?
>>12641675Only guys have trouble not masturbating.Most women I encounter have a good hold on their naughty bits.
I herd the FiW people and the Mentally Advanced people fell out. Is that true?
>>12641697i still wonder if women even like sex
I think I love pony.
>>12641726No that's just a trick they use to make you think they're actually people. They despise it and prefer instead to watch the kardashians.
>>12641692I think Mando forcibly made sherclop take down a video
>>12641730I am going to comfort pony and tell her everything is okay and not listen to those faggots that say otherwise
>>12641730Pony won't reciprocate, no matter how hard you try.Best just give up
>there's a small convention near where I liveHas anyone tried going to the smaller cons? How terrible was it?
>>12641730You do not love pony, you are infatuated by pony.
>>12641730then what are you so afraid of?
I want to see pony in real life. I wake up and my pony is there...nuzzling her snout on my chest saying she's hungry.I want this so badly. How can I do this MLPG?
>>12641736B-but i enjoy giving OTHER people pleasure!
>>12641748How small?I had a blast at Galacon earlier this month, but that one had about one thousand visitors.
>>12641749Sherclop made a parody video of Mando's anti bullying thing and he claimed copyright on it so the parody would get taken down
>>12641762Better turn gay then.