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Lore edition! Discuss the grand world of ponies. Or just fanboy over that gypsy showmare.

Old horse: >>12623116
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>>12628498
I bet there are old warpony displays
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>>12628498
It's probably just her birthday
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>>12628490
>Or just fanboy over that gypsy showmare
done and done

why is she so pretty?
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>>12628498
because there are plastinated ponies
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Oh night threads, you are my only friend.
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>>12628523
She's got a sexy voice and she's a mysterious traveling magician and prostitute
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>>12628166
I don't care can be Expert
But I doubt we can gather good enough team for that.
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>>12628535
>Didn't spoiler the image
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>>12628535
Faust is the old and busted. Button's Mom is the new hotness.
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>>12628548
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>>12628564
I'm trying out a new style.
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>>12628498
They should have been polite and mention they do not like griffons. Or learning. Or hanging out with a book worm.
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>>12628535
So, this is every thread ever?

Well done, Columbo.
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>>12628557
Cold Stream might be my least favorite map just because it's hard to tell where zombies are coming from through the tree lines
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>>12628543
Is she in needin for some breedin
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>>12628554

She's no prostitute.
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>>12628498
Man I would kill for a chance to do that
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>>12628543
IS THAT A VAGINA
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You can go to Equestria

But you must do everything your least favorite pony tells you to do, no matter what, for a solid year

Deal?
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>>12628535
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>>12628586
no she needs a butt massage
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>>12628584
But it is quite bright and clear.
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>>12628543
Would you fuck this disgusting, terrible horse?
http://i.imgur.com/PXbijFw.jpg
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>>12628543
>no cutie marks
no way
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>>12628602
but I don't have a least favorite
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>>12628602
No, I am no slave.
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>>12628603
Her level of attractiveness depends on what angle her nose is at
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>>12628616
Just take the easy way out and say twist
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>>12628518
>>12628577
they are trying to get her set up on a date with anon
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___________ When this pink mare slaps you with her futa mare cock

What do?
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>>12628613
I would if she shaved
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>>12628632
Restore the hole in time and then castrate her
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>>12628632
kick her in the ribs and stomp on her face when she falls over
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>>12628632
make fun of her for beefing the spoiler
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>>12628626
I like her nose. It's cute.
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>>12628615
why is the big tough pony so snuggly looking?
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[music thread]
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>>12628632
Filter "futa" and "mare cock."
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>>12628613
Why do people draw like this?
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>>12628632
I want the full picture.
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>>12628602
She'd make me do a ton of physical labor for her and basically take over everything Spike does.

Or she'd try to be kind and not have me do anything, but eventually she finds out it's like having a second spike and then she makes me do a ton of shit for her to the point where I nearly die of exhaustion. At the end of the day she learns a friendship lesson and I'm still stuck doing shit for her for the rest of the year.
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>>12628613
Horses don't have pubes, everything blue is fur to begin with.
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>>12628632
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>>12628660
big ponies are extra snuggly
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>>12628613
nope.

I'd much rather link my consciousness with my waifu
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>>12628577
Maybe they're just looking to avoid the big holiday griffon crowds with their squawking griffon babies.
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>>12628586
>You will never be a prime equine specimen of superior pony genes
>Rainbow Dash will never approach you and proposition you, wanting only the best genetic traits for her foals so they become the ultimate athletes
>You will never have freaky eugenics sex with Rainbow Dash, being accosted by her in public and dragged back into an alley for a hard, fast quickie because she's ovulating right this moment, so make your deposit already
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>>12628603
>>12628535

I can always picture her on a toilet pooping.
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>>12628613
>pubic hair
>on a pony
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>>12628666
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>>12628688
OH GOD THAT IS ADORABLE!
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>>12628664
No, it's [ded] thread.
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MLPG designs a jeager. What does it come out like?
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>>12628666
>filtering the best fetish

What's wrong with you
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>>12628682
This shouldn't be hot but it is.
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>>12628688
impossibly adorable
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>>12628710
dicks.

and probably some other things.
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>>12628683
>you will never be a big strong unicorn
>you will never be able to carry your human into town on your back
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>>12628166
>>12628584
So you go or what?
Can be Crash Course if you want.
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>>12628602
Of course.
What's the worst Cadance could do?
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>>12628664
Music! Music for the Veep-Neep queen!
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>>12628710
Fails catastrophically on the first trial run when it tries to boop its self too hard.
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>>12628710
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>>12628710
We spend the entire budget creating normal sized roboponies.
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>>12628673
>"Hmm, a human all for my own. But what to use him for....Spike, what's the most demeaning, time consuming and laborious thing you can think of?"
>"Being your assistant."
>"Wrong, being YOUR assistant! Anon, from now on you will do everything Spike tells you to do!"
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>>12628731
I can't fill that!
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>>12628731
>250ml
>not 300ml
do you even collect zebra semen, anon
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>>12628710
"yellow tide". It fights with its mechanodong.
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>>12628747
roboponies that we can fuck
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>>12628745
This guy wins the prize
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>>12628713
>futa
>rated anywhere but shit tier
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>>12628727
>you will never be a cute little mare in a cute little dress
>you will never seduce a handsome stallion who's nearly twice your size
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>>12628738
ROCKET BOOP
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>>12628728
not in the mood sorry
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>>12628736
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>12628747
http://youtu.be/IKBJxZf-Dgs
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>>12628747
>>12628760
Do they combine into a giant robot too?
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>>12628766
why was that movie so much fun
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>>12628751
Well in that case he'd just make me clean up after him, get him food, AND make me do all his work.

But would I still do it to get to Equestria?

Y_
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>>12628710
Its a bunch of guys wearing cardboard boxes with the word "Jeager" written on the front of them, forming a human pyramid
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>>12628765
>you will never be a cute little loli in a cute little dress
>you will never seduce a handsome stallion who's nearly thrice your size
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>>12628761
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>>12628779
Ron Perlman.
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>>12628736

>gamer luna
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>>12628765
>you will never show her the sights of Canterlot on a date
>you will never walk her home
>you will never kiss her goodnight
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>>12628664
Let's [groove]
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>>12628766
>marker in a giant robot
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>>12628776
wow, them is some hungry ponies
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>>12628776
Ew, germs can spread like that.
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>>12628761
We would have to strip the paint off, that filthy woman would have to be replaced by marker pony
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>>12628779
PUNCHING GIANT MONSTERS DUH
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>>12628779
Because it's giant robots fighting aliens. Can you get more scifi?
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>>12628745
this better be on the control panel, faggot.
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>>12628779
Because it never pretended to be something that it wasn't
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>>12628776
I can't get past the sameface.
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[agreed]
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>>12628807
germ cells maybe.

Semen.
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>>12628798
[groove]
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>>12628727
>>12628765
>>12628785
>you will never be a human riding a unicorn stallion who's clearly interested in you while noticing the mare and filly trailing behind you are lovestruck by the selfsame stallion
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>>12628773
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>>12628785
>you will never be a cute little flowermarehuman
>you will never give in to your inexplicable attraction to the massive griffonlady who's causing trouble in the market
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>>12628719
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>>12628523

Because being famous and dazzling and brilliant is nice... but you can't tell an audience when you're hurting inside; you can't tell a fan when you're scared and just want to cry for a while. But a friend? An honest-to-goodness friend? A friend will let you do that... and maybe even help make it better. She wants that so badly, and it hurts even worse when she can't stop herself running her mouth yet again and digging herself in too deep - and once she gets called out on it, her reputation vanishes... and with it, all of the fair-weather admirers it brings. Nobody wants to be friends with a braggart... and especially not with a liar.
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>>12628766
>Huge Marker pony jeager
>Activates rocket boop
>massive arm/leg roars to live and a jet shoots it toward you with all the speed and weight of a freight train
>but stops at the last possible instant to just little boop your nose
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>>12628831
Just like in the show
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>>12628745
We would of course need to paint it to look like the marker
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>>12628761
Coop can scrunch too
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>>12628833
[ate]
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>>12628632
make an edgy /b/ level reply about what harm i would do to her
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>>12628846
Why not just say flower mare and griffon? That's what's happening.
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Macro Applejack demands anal
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>>12628776
There was not a lot of effort into making this obviously
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>>12628835
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>>12628861
Someone stram
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>>12628854
Thats when you hit the kaiju full forcve with the other fist

the ol 1 2
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>>12628864
that's what's happening because no one has drawn them as humans and I think that would be super cute
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>you will never be a soldier in the grand army of the undefeated twin generals, Shock and Awe
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>>12628745
I miss when we were /co/

quarantining pony has stagnated the entire subject matter
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>>12628847
oh geez yes
She looks so embarrassed but turned on.
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>>12628883
But they're super cute as pony and griffon
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>>12628881
I prefer the 1 4 myself, hooks are more fun to follow up with.
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what if your opinions are wrong and you were wrong about everything
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>>12628570
You have no taste.
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Do you like hay?
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>>12628854
>every 250 images a New Horse Kaiju emerges
>Marker Alpha is deployed
>the clock is reset
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>>12628892
>quarantining pony has stagnated the entire subject matter

What?

We're having the exact same conversations we were having when ponies were still on /co/.
>little show discussion
>running "jokes" that aren't that funny
>some guy making the same post everyday
>offtopic

Same shit, different board
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>>12628850
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>>12628792
>not knowing/liking two best sisters play
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>>12628905
i dont get it
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>>12628905

but we're not.
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>>12628923
I've heard /co/ is even worse than it was
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Would you still love pony if she were more horselike?
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>>12628766
cherno alpha boops better
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>>12628924

She does alright outside of Ponyville I bet.
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>>12628901
well sure they're super-cute as pony and griffon but they would be super-cuter-er as a short lady and a huge lady
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>>12628938
Why do you have a belly button
and a chest tuft
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>>12628905

dumfuck catchphrases have been constantly shit on. why do people still fall for shit like that? it doesn't even mean anything. it's gibberish, but these people think it's fucking hilarious.
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not a fan of this new OC everyone is obsessed with.

i cant wait for it to pass and the next thing comes in.
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Need:

>Concerned nathan with a furrowed brow.jpg

for a reaction image on another board. My Nathan folder has been deleted.
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>>12628947
I will never stop loving pony.
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>>12628947
of course!
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>>12628952
Nah
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>>12628962
Yeah me too, but it's better to just not say anything since it fuels to morons into wanting to post it more.
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>>12628946

it's the same as it always was.
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I love Twilight.
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>>12628839
>just once you'd like to take a single female home for the night
>but it looks like it's going to be another weird inter-species orgy
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>>12628922
What about double events?

What a bout the dreaded janitor kaiju?
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>>12628951
She's fucking nuts. Couldn't even get a date.
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>>12628982
I hate you.
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>>12628962
I think I might take a break from pony until it passes
I had enough spaghetti over the weekend to last me a month or two
Maybe actually use my sketchpad
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>>12628982
I love her more.
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>>12628946
Not really.
People are a lot more angry than usual, but it's still pretty much the same as it always is during the summer.
Bad trolls and idiots replying to them regardless are the worst you're going to get there.

Seriously, if you miss /co/ so much just pop in and start or post in a thread that interest you.
You are not banned from posting on that board.
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>>12628981
except add a bunch of tumblr drama and social justice crap
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>>12628962

Why whoever do you mean?
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>>12628982
I do, too, and she loves me in return; that's why we got married.
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>>12628992
I hate you more.
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>>12628960
fuck you, you think a ton of your 4chan memes are hilarious and use them constantly.

but get mad when someone else uses a meme they like
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>>12628962
The next "thing" will likely be just as bad. Why put yourself through the torture again and again?
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>>12628904
elaborate
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>>12629019
what if the next big thing is Rainbow Dash?
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>>12628969
>>12628947
Are they still little?
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>>12629044
No.
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>>12628962
I kind of like her but if you want to post other ponies you can
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>>12629038
It won't be

We might end up relapsing into butterfly even
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>>12629019
it might be good though. i liked plane ponies, oreo pony, dj acid, boxing pony and lots more.

sure there was some awful shit but it always passes.
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>>12629013
But our shit usually has some meaning, and we know the original meaning instead of repeating a senseless phrase over and over again just because it's popular.
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>>12629044
No, they are however yours, if you want them.
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>>12629054
I enjoyed boxer pone
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Unicorn Shatterdome
>Veil Intruder
>Gazing Pharisee

Pegasus Shatterdome
>Thundercloud Risen
>Silent Refraction

Earth Shatterdome
>Stone Glyph
>Bronco Timberwolf
>Orchard Conquistador
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http://derpibooru.org/391969
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ok you can go to Equestria

But you must give your least favorite pony ten smooches in front of everyone. And it will be on TV. Played every holiday. Forever.

Deal?
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>>12629044
They are the same size they always were. Meaning they come up to your shoulder.
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>>12629056
>i liked plane ponies, oreo pony, dj acid, boxing pony and lots more.
>i liked dj acid

I just will never understand
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>>12629073
I like these
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>>12629069
I want to sniff her hooves
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>>12629082
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>>12628952

Gilda is best as human when paired with male human
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>>12629052
>>12629060
>>12629080
Does Pinkie still have cartoony physics, or is she just an excitable real pony?
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>>12629082
DJ acid is just all the fetishes possible
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>>12629073
So which base is Gypsy Vanner stationed at?
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>>12629082
Not him but Acid is just something I can't explain
I don't even like futa
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>>12629098
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>>12629078
Do ponies even have TV? Or is it played on Earth TV? Do the ponies know I'm only doing it so I can go to Equestria? Does it have to be on the lips?
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>>12629069
But she's dead
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>>12628988

Neither could anyone but Twilight. Everyone came in groups with their friends, remember?
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>>12629111
she loves every last pony, she'll pop out of weird places and do weird things but she isn't made of taffy anymore
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>>12629123
but twilight came in a group with her friends
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>>12629098
I want to sniffer her sweaty cock
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>>12629122
Na she's fine
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>>12629069
Wow thats one really cute pony

She's a real knock out!
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>>12629123
>came in groups
unf
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>>12629116
she's a ladyboy.
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>>12629123
> implying the background guy isn't secretly hoping Trixie was bouncing on his dick that night
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>>12628923
it's the same shit, but the people who post here have gotten more and more retarded.
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>>12629139
That passed over in like a week, why did it stop?
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>>12629100
I'm going to need more evidence, I can't find any lesbian humangilda
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>>12629114

a multilateral effort using three pilots, each from different races. resides at the Palace's own personal Shatterdome, all of them united (despite each race's differing ideas on how to combat the Kaiju threat) in protecting their Princesses.
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>>12628946
No. Maybe if you hang out in homestuck generals or run into Fire Lord Azula.

/co/ is much, much better than mlpg, and I fully recommend people spending some time there to see just how bad mlpg has gotten.
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>>12628923
What are the running jokes and same posts you're talking about?
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anyone have that dr who tumblr pic of all the long time fans saying they are leaving the show forever because the new guy is awful and terrible looking and old?

i laugh hard at them but i remember how angry i got at alicorn twily, those people would have thought i was the idiot.
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>>12629172
flavor of the week is what it si
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>>12629119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1bOwNnmF0

Boxing is entertaining and I like the thought of strong women dominating me and forcing me to sniff their sweaty bodies
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>>12628850
>>12628924
>>12628951

>Arrives in another town
>"COME ONE, COME ALL! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS COME TO SHOCK AND AMAZE, BEWILDER AND BEGUILE, TO TURN YOUR WORLDS UPSIDE-DOWN WITH FEATS BEYOND BELIEF!"
>Spends two days performing to dwindling crowds, making barely a pittance
>Holds her composure and acts like every show is a full house
>Finishes her set, and packs up, leaving with her usual self-aggrandizement and flair
>"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE SHALL RETURN SOMEDAY, AND WHEN SHE DOES, SHE SHALL MAKE THE WONDERS YOU JUST SAW SEEM AS FOAL'S PLAY!"
>"FAREWELL!"
>When she's absolutely certain she's well away from town, she parks her wagon by the side of the road that night
>Inside, she buries her face in one of the mismatched throw-pillows on her sleeping-cot, and cries.
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>>12629185
to be fair, you're both idiots
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>>12629182
>/co/ is much, much better than mlpg, and I fully recommend people spending some time there to see just how bad mlpg has gotten.

This is exactly why /mlp/ was as stupid idea
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>>12629184
>pinkie futa mare cock
>marker introduces candle jack
>blank a shit
>doge

there's older ones but those are more recent
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>>12629152
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>>12629073
Another earth one:
Argentine Wildcat
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>>12628982

It's a shitty book.
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>>12629192
Stop making me feel this way about Trixie.
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>>12629199
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>>12629001

>social justice crap

I've never seen that on /co/.
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>>12629009

Can I get a link to that issue?
Is that the same one with Fleetfoot?
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>>12629230
http://yp.xtraxtreme.me/ypbooks/YP-PDF-COMIC09.pdf
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>>12629223
I'm not the one getting mad at tiny colorful horse princesses or old white guys playing a character that has historically been played by old white guys
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>>12629230
Yes. Issue #9.
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>>12629209
trhat's the problem with creating a board for such a narrow subject

but that's what you get on 4chan. Had to make /jp/ to contain tohu and then the next big thing will inevitably get its own containment board
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Does Cheerilee teach Cuddling Education?
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>>12629229
there was never any social justice crap on /co/ but it definitely is filled to the brim with ironic social justice crap.
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>>12629181
Is it a 3 pilot get up?
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>>12629241
You should be.
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>>12629190
pungent pony sweat is really hot
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>>12629192

she'll find a carnival to join up with. her problem is she's a mark who thinks she knows everything there is about the business. all she needs is someone to smarten her up, give her a decent gimmick.

>Trixie the Great and Powerful gives way to Mz. Trix, the fortune-teller (and occasional pickpocket)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRh83BXvOE
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>>12629172
We also had something going with this and it stopped
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>>12629248
Half of 4chan is containment boards. 4chan really is a clusterfuck if you look at it from the outside.
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>>12629262

>but it definitely is filled to the brim with ironic social justice crap

What does that even mean?
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>>12629192
>if she's lucky she gets to spend the night in a stranger's bed
>she makes more money from that these days
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>>12629137

We don't know Trixie didn't. All we know is she has a thing for crackers.

Vending Machine confirmed for best pony.
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>>12629268
but why
I want all the ponies to become princesses and I don't care about doctor who because that show doesn't interest me
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>>12629282
Shame, it's pretty hot
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>>12629192
>there's a knock at her door
>all that's there outside is an anonymous envelope with a letter that reads THANK YOU FOR THE SHOW AGAIN YOU ARE A NICE PONY BUT YOU ALWAYS LEAVE SO FAST ARE YOU LATE TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS THEY ARE VERY LUCKY I WISH I COULD BE YOUR FRIEND TOO
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>>12629262
there's always been people complaining about social justice on /co/. It's more /pol/ than tumblr. Happens every time a community is overwhelmed with misogynists.
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>>12629286
it's like ironic shit posting.
except for social justice crap.
every thread is has it.

oh, look a black super hero who was always white
>hurr what is it 2001, get used to it
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Keep on liftin'
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>>12629287
How many bits would she charge for a nice deep blowjob
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>>12629294
Trixie x crackers is best ship.
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>>12629337
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>>12629347
...what?
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>>12629286
>filled with a bunch of homosexuals
>every thread eventually devolve into homosexual shit
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>>12629347
>>12629337
dammit moot
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>>12629334

i think you're just imagining things
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>>12629346

She gets a little weird without 'em.
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>>12629213

Unicorn
>Jove Spearhead

Pegasus
>Contraband Mercury

>>12629265

yes, but it's not Thundercloud formation. it's the two pilots acting as normal (usually the pegasus and unicorn), and the third acting as sort of a relief driver. splitting the neural load three ways allows pilots to respond much quicker and gives them tighter, more immediate control over their Jaeger. the reason this isn't always done is A) finding three compatible drifters is difficult, and B) it's not usually worth it, as a Jaeger rarely deploys alone from the other Shatterdomes.
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>>12629364
glad to see i am not the only one who is having this shit happen.
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>>12629341
She charges by the minutes you hold her down for without letting her off for air.
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>>12629334
>oh, look a black super hero who was always white

Like?
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>>12629364
Is Twilight okay?
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>>12629379
what video was that from again
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>>12629392
no
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>>12629392
She's a princess now, who cares?
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>>12629390
remember when they freaked out over Heimdall?

and he turned out to be the only good thing in that shitty movie?
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>>12629380
sounds like a good deal to me, I'm assuming I get to cum in her mouth
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>>12629392
princesses don't have to lift anything, she is fine.
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>>12629394

That one movie about 4chan creating a killer meme.
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>>12629408
> implying that's not racist, given he's suddenly The One Competent Black Guy
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>>12629378
Do you think it has any really awesome powers over other jeagers? Like a giant set of thrusters for limited flight or for high powered ramming/tackling?
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>>12629406
She isn't a princess in that picture.
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>>12629414
Anywhere you like, and you can have her bareback for a small premium. But who's to know if you hold her down til she passes out and then slip one while she's unconscious?
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>>12629433
why don't they just give the jaegars big jaegar-sized guns to just shoot the kaiju with?

It would be like a giant-robot sized version of that scene in Raiders.
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>>12629408

heimdall and?
of course shit like that is going to happen in threads about race. it always has and always will, everywhere. saying that it's filled with social justice bullshit is just parroting whatever you hear from /v/.
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>>12629453
>>12629414
>>12629380
>>12629341
>>12629287

I'm not sure I like where this is going...
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>aspergers
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>>>/pol/18491671

Brony degeneracy thread.
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>>12629495
Wow

Mewball is really short
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>>12629492
Dash what's wrong
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>>12629394
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3JWo2iiGc
AKA: contender for AOTY 2013
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>>12629471
the jeagers do have really big guns

Striker eureka had 6
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>>12629507
He is
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>>12629424
or how they turned spider man into an interracial homosexual.

which could be an improvement because kristen dunst can't fucking act. and it would be MOTY if the role of mary jane was played by neil patrick harris
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>>12629495
it's pretty safe to assume the majority of pone artists have aspergers or other social developmental delays
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>>12629505
>no correlation to weaboos at all I swear
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>>12629505
That's nice.

Whatever makes them happy / makes their blood poil.
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>>12629433

no powers, but it's overengineered to a ridiculous degree, and piloted by the best Equestria can offer, fueled by the knowledge that if they fall, the symbol of Equestrian power falls with them.
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>>12629505

why doesn't moot just delete /pol/ again
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>>12629511
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>>12629520
>how they turned spider man into an interracial homosexual

He's not gay, though.
They also didn't turn him into anything. Peter died and someone else took over (in another universe) That's called a legacy hero.

I wish people that didn't read comic didn't talk as if they did.
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>>12629520
> interracial
Granted it's just a kid who got saddled with being Spiderman who's black, and so far hasn't been anything but straight - the guy who plays Spiderman in the movies opined it'd be kind of interesting to pay a gay or bi Peter and the Internet EXPLODED as though it was something that was gonna happen.

That said, yeah, you bet I'd watch a Spiderman where he dated ANYONE but Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane.
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>>12629552
DASH WAKE UP
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>>12629483
what's the matter, you don't like awful depressing nonsense?
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>>12629548
because freedom is more important than your glass feelings.
you should probably kill yourself.
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>>12629453
I'd pay her then just let her sleep in my bed unmolested. I'd have a real breakfast ready for her in the morning.
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>>12629505

Some nice pictures from it.

Neckbeards make me physically ill to look at.
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>>12629527
>M-my abime is t-totally different!
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>>12629569
Well the movie spiderman is gay.
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I'd go broke if there were pone escorts in Equestria, I have to cum at least 3 times a day, probably more once I start seeing all the pretty mares
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>>12629585
>Paying 65 bucks for those shit plush.
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>>12629548
Same reason he doesn't delete /mlp/
it's a containment board.
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>>12629608
Why not just marry one
Or enslave one, whatever
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>>12629569
>>12629573
http://www.hypable.com/2013/07/19/the-amazing-spider-man-2-comic-con-2013-press-panel-report/
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>>12629615
He iwll get rid of /pol/ only if to goes full /stormfront/ again.
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>>12629585
>still have yet to see myself on internet

good feel
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>>12629585
>>12629610
those were $65 e piece?
they were everywhere in pictures
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>>12629579

smearing shit all over everything isn't a freedom you should have
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>>12629608
> implying they don't have amazing Fleshlights there

I'm certain their metamaterials even wriggle and warm themselves. They may even wink.
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>>12629636
Sadly yes...
Yes they were.
>>
Are people on /co/ still plotting assassination against Dan Slott, or is that on the backburner now?
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>>12629622
Pony should be free.
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>>12629622
ponies are not for slaves
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>>12629636
There were little tiny statues going for like 80 dollars, what do you think
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>>12629622
Ponies are not for forced servitude.
>>
So did anyone visit SB's booth and tell him to cheer up?
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>>12629573
Marvel Adventures has him dating Chat, who I consider THE BEST girl for Peter Parker. Her owl pet is the most bro-est bro Spiderman has ever had.

Spiderman loves Mary Jane ignites the weaboo in me. It might as well be called BEST GIRLS LOSE - The Comic. Get some kleenex for when Firestar appears.
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>>12629661
>>12629655
>>12629650
If ponies weren't meant to be subservient then why do they wear saddles and bridles?
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>>12629606
No he's not.
What's-his-face mentioned that he'd like to see something like that happen, but nothing is ever going to come out of it.

Frankly, it'd be pretty pointless since something like that would never alter Peter's personality in such a way that it would be interesting to read about.

>>12629623
>Garfield eloquently waxed prose about his question of Spider-Man being gay. “It was simply a question. It was a philosophical question about sexual orientation, about prejudice…
>It wouldn’t make a lot of sense for me in the third movie to be like ‘Now I think I like boys.’
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>>12629662
I would have stood at his booth and made him speak only in puns.
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>>12629573

>you will never see the best Spider-chick in a Spider-Man movie
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>>12629638
exactly,
smearing shit on art/people/animals because you don't like it should be a freedom you shouldn't have.
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>>12629681
wrong SB
hehe
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>>12629661

King Sombra did okay with it.
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>>12629678
If humans weren't meant to be subservient then why do they wear rings and collars?
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Pony wouldn't come to your funeral
She wouldn't even know you were dead
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>>12629692
And now he's dead
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>>12629623
Yeah, that says jack shit about Spider-Man actually winding up gay as much as Garfield thinking he can be shoehorned to inspire all sorts of people all bandwagon-style

And, nach, this
>>12629679
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>>12629507
>>12629515
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>>12629688
>SB doesn't understand.
>Slap them.
>"DO IT!"
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>>12629692
King Sombra was a chump, though.
>>
sweaty smelly mares
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>>12629685
Dude, I'm still pissed off eXiles killed off Noriko only after she got her 'swan song' love with a female version of Spiderman in that zombie-infested dimension.

For fuck's sake, man. You had ONE lesbian character. ONE.
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>>12629661
America seems to do real well with it.
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>>12629679
welcome to the age of "post-modernism"
where being straight will give faggots legal right to kick you in the balls.
and if you are white and male walking by a woman is considered rape.
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>>12629699
but rings are just accessories
and we don't wear collars normally
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>>12629505
/pol/ really has no right to claim degeneracy
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>>12629717
U-unf?
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>>12629709
It's okay mewball
I'm sure girls love to hold your hands
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>>12629728
And saddles are just accessories
and ponies don't wear bridles normally
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>>12629709
Don't worry, mewball. Someday you'll find a tall lady who will help you get the things off the top shelf.
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>>12629688
>The four SB's gather at a convention
>With one voice, the crowd speaks the words that invite the end: "Hey, SB."
>And with four voices, the Storm-Bringers answer as one, the words upon which rides the end of the world: "I am here."
>>
>brother is an /mlp/ fan
>wears a fedora and sunglasses everywhere he goes, even inside
>only listens to dubstep
>is a liberal (American, not classic)
>wants to be a game developer
>wants nothing more than an Alienware laptop with Razer peripherals
>6'1" 125 lbs. (no fucking joke, he's a fucking beanpole)
>shoulder length greasy hair, rarely if ever showers
>browses reddit frequently

I'm glad I don't have to deal with him anymore.
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>>12629728
Saddles are just an accessory and ponies don't normally wear bridlies
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pony just took your d
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>>12629733
sweaty feet are the best
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>>12629718
>reading anything attached to Marvel Zombies

I found the root of your problems
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>>12629724
I'm not sure what that has to do with my post at all.
>>
Ponies are cartoon horses
There is no greater mythos explaining the saddles. They're just there so little girls know that they're ponies instead of cats.
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>>12629753
>abandoning him instead of being a proper bro

you're a fucking piece of shit, I've got an autistic little brother who I've mentored into a normal human being
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>>12629757
Shit I need that
How will I spell ick and orks
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>>12629767
>Not putting your saddle on your cat.
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>>12629755
>>12629744
Rings have never implied subservience so that's a pretty poor argument.

The ponies wear saddles all the time to be fancy, humans don't go around putting on shackles at dinner parties.
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>>12629757
Not my Sunny D! What am I supposed to drink now?
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>>12629753
You need to kill him.
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>>12629706

Only because Nicole Oliver and Tabitha St Germain. That's a reasonable weakness.
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>>12629685
>best Spider-chick
>not Ultimate aunt May and Ult Gwen

Get out of here, homo
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>>12629753
What did you do with the body?
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>>12629753
did you kill him?
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>>12629746
like giant lyra
>>
The story of mewball is my favorite MLPG tragedy.

A man, forever cursed by his weird thumbs, forced to draw for people who make fun of him

and now he's short.
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>>12629780
>>12629780
that post was copied directly from /pol/ please head it no mind
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>>12629767
The MLP:FiM universe takes place hundreds of centuries after Shadow of the Colossus
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>>12629650
>>12629655
>>12629661
FREEDOM
FREEDOM
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>>12629763
No, see, eXiles did crossovers sidways and upside down - a ragtag group of superheros thrown through a multiverse sort of Sliders-style. I don't think it was any Zombies Prime universe but one with a lot of zombies. Noriko (a female version of Firestorm, the Japanese atomic wonder) gets in good with a female version of Spiderman, one she's met in ANOTHER alternate universe. They're both doing some good there but Noriko gets swept along again in the next shift only to get a fucking building toppled on her.

It was some BULLSHIT
>>
PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS OUR HELP
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>>12629581
>"Pancakes? Seriously?"
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>>12629788
>>12629788

I honestly think Andrea is hotter than Nicole, not that I wouldn't let Nicole suck me dry
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>>12629753
>self centered
check
>thinks he is superior to everyone else
check
>finds resons to look down on others
check
must be a faggot that is a "fan" of mlpg
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>>12629785
>humans don't go around putting on shackles at dinner parties.

I remember back in the day the South used to do this...
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>>12629796
bt he admited to being short in the past

I must admit, I find it curious that he comes back. I would probably snap with this many jokes about me cracked on a regular basis
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>>12629505
>>oh fandom, death of the west, decadent jewery at its best

Quote of the year
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>>12629811
"I can only cook two things, it was that or chicken alfredo. Now shut up and eat"
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>>12629811
>"Bitch you want pine cones or whatever the fuckers outside think you eat?!"
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>>12629796
If you were short, would the ponies really be that little?

This is an upside.
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>>12629789
Well, considering that one's DEAD, they're pretty damn irrelevant now.

In 616, however, we can still get our boy back. And then our boy's going to need a girl, what with Ock destroying all his relationships.
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>>12629825
I would love to cook for my favorite pony
even sticking to vegetarian wouldn't be too hard
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>>12629785
Saddles and bridles don't imply subservience, either, so your initial proposal was pretty poor.

Shackles would be more akin to a hobble. Why aren't the ponies wearing hobbles?
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>>12629821
>decadent jewery at its best

It's funny because it's so fucking true.
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>>12629821
I can't stand that place, I'm not even particularly left leaning but christ almighty how could anyone stand that shit for more than a few minutes.

It's the same fucking merchant face every 10 posts on a good day.
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>>12629825
>only having two go-to recipies.

Bitch I can make pancakes, pizza, and Frito pie.
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>>12629840
> Silver SPOON
> she got her Cutie Mark after a sleepover with Diamond Tiara
> her special talent is being the little spoon

This is kind of stupid
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>>12629812

>yfw Andrea will never do the Fluttershy voice for you ever
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>>12629845
>Well, considering that one's DEAD, they're pretty damn irrelevant now.

They're both alive
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>>12629845
You mean Spiderman x Squirrel Girl could happen?!
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>We going /ck/ again.

Aw yeaa
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>>12629856
I like smoking pot and sexualing to ponies. Thanks Snoop.
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>>12629821

sounds like a fedora wearing faggot trying to sound "deep".
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>>12629785
but neither of those items are like subservient things

ponies have shackles, they wore them when sombra enslaved them
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>>12629868
And surely Diamond Tiara's special talent is queening.
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>>12629872
I like her feet
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>>12629810
I acutally liked that song
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>>12629879
That's euphoric man
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>>12629861
I like it. Sometimes they wax timecube about the jews.

>THREE SIMULTANEOUS PROTO-CHRIST REPTILLIAN GODS BRAINWASHED CELTIC GAULS INTO FOUNDING BRITISH FEMINISM OUT OF ENVY OF STRONG PAGAN PENIS AND BIRTHED ISHMAEL JACOB JESUS CAESAR FATHER OF JEWDOM OWNER OF BANKS CREATED AMERICAN MONEY TO CONTROL YOUR MIND AND CREATE THE GAYS
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>>12629874

Could. Won't, but could. Marvel daren't make Squirrel Girl relevant in a wider sense. She's more likely to get paired off with Deadpool and make him a full-on hero.
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>>12629761

>"Hey sötnös! I left my iPod in the car - go grab it for me, yeah?"
>Come back
>She's taken her top off
>have to remind her this isn't that kind of a beach
>She grumbles to herself as she puts it back on - something about "they're just tits, for pity's sake..."
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>>12629856
same
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>>12629735
>>12629746
>>12629795
>>12629796
>>12629820
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>>12629891
I bet dollars to donuts that her tiara is made with cubic zirconium or some other cheap substitute.
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>>12629911
why is vinyl a swede
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I can make scrambled eggs and grilled cheese.

I could probably teach myself how to make pancakes, but that would probably be a bad idea because then I would never leave the house except to buy more pancake ingredients.

I motherfucking love pancakes.
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>>12629921
<3
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>>12629923
>yfw its 100% plastic
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>>12629853
>saddles and bridles don't imply subservience
But that's exactly what they were designed to do... rings were not.

How would you feel about wearing a bridle versus a ring?

And if your argument is that the ponies feel differently, let's look at the times that they wore those items. When Rarity had the ring on in BNE she was fine, let alone ecstatic. When Dash/Twilight were wearing bridles they felt humiliated.
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>>12629921
aw i love you mewball.
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>>12629923
I don't even see any fucking sequins in that shit at all.
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>>12629918
I've expanded my fetishes lately, pony feet get me harder than depleted uranium
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>>12629921
If it is any colsolation, I love you dearly and would hug the shit out of you if you asked.
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>>12629911

Every time she opens her mouth I just go "BORK BORK BORK" and she looks at me like she wants to kill me but now I've been doing it for the last half-hour and I think she's about to cry what should I do to cheer her up I tried watching Muppets but it started on a Swedish Chef skit and she was unhappy with that.
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>>12629921
love ya
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>>12629861

Good goyim. Reject the red pill. Enjoy your MLP. There's nothing to worry about.
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>>12629928

Why are you a faggot?
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>>12629910
>Squirrel Girl x Spiderman with guns

Close enough!
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>>12629921
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>>12629952
Red pill is a crock of shit
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>>12629896


Yeah. But the VA's are all married and shit. You have a better chance with John Dimaggio than Andrea. And frankly, I think that would be the better story anyway.
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>>12629921
Hey I'm sure you'll get a grill who gives you the thumbs up
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>>12629952
>Bestiality was forbidden by jews and shitskins in the first place
>Fuck horses and rebel against your masters
>~/pol/ 2013
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>>12629948

>"We don't talk like that! He sounds like a fucking Dane!"
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>>12629938
>that's exactly what they were designed to do

actually they were designed as riding aids
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>>12629963
Is Andrea married? I always thought she was single. Bummer, I'll still be touching myself to those feet every day.
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> She only needs a knockoff tiara because It's just her name
> literally her name is her birth name, Diamond Tiara
> her special talent is being famous for being famous regardless of how authentic her tiara and even most of her personality
> She will literally have whatever passes for reality TV chasing her from ages 18 to 28 until she finally settles down for kids, only to appear at some conventions or at parties by request

She is pony Kim Kardashian, surely.
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>brony degeneracy
isn't that kinda redundant?
>butter butter
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>>12629960
>>12629950
>>12629946
>>12629940
>>12629933
>>12629968
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>>12629963
>>12629977
She's single
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>>12629938
>let's look at the times when they wore those items

Ponies enjoyed wearing saddles as fashionable items.

They didn't like the bridles so much but they didn't wear them by choice, either.
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>>12629986
>DC comics
>Detective Comics Comics
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>>12629945
But depleted Uranium isn't particularly hard, but it does aerolize particularly well and basically vibrate through other materials like it's fucking scorching hot
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>>12629963
>John Dimaggio.
>Not going for Jack Nicholson.
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>>12629993
Some of Rarity's dress designs had bridles I believe.
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>>12629953
I dunno
I think it's genetic

On of my brothers is gay
Another of my brothers and my father allegedly have big dicks
I've got a big dick
I've had a fetish for big dicks since before I had a big dick

This all can't be a coincidence
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>>12629961
That's exactly what Hugo Weaving wants you to think.
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>>12629990

Singleish. Not gonna date no brony, I'll tell you what.
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>>12629685
>Spider-chick
Nigga, please
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>>12629998
>Automatic ATM machine
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quick, how much culinary skill does human Gilda have?

keep in mind she's secretly from Yorkshire, she just swallows her accent so as not to excite the American Britophiles. pic sorta related.
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>>12629988
You'll always be one of my favorites mewball
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Aren't the saddles in the show more like leather armor for their backs than functional saddles?

If you're into worldbuilding shit they could just be a military uniform turned fashion item
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>>12630000
>Quads
Here's your answer
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>>12630022
MAKE SNACKS OR MAKE TRACKS
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>>12630000
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>>12630022
Probably a little above average.
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>>12630027
>military
so who was riding them?
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>>12630017
>Void where prohibited
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>>12630041
PONY RIDES THE PONY
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>>12630041
Other...ponies...
With more spears!
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>>12630022
>Gilda
>not French Canadian

Getting real tired of your shit, anon.
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>>12630027
makes sense to me

>>12630041
it's back armor
the fact that it makes them more ride-able is just a handy coincidence
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>>12630050
>>12630053
were those ponies wearing saddles too?
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>>12630012

Hey, man, I don't make the connections, I just report them.
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>>12629999
Is that why they use it as a perpetrator? That'd make sense, it's a perpetrator in shaped charges and anti-armor projectiles, so I guess the fact that it aerosolizes easily lends itself better to piercing armor. Don't the mujahadeen use copper as an explosively formed perpetrator to pierce Abrahms armor in IEDs, thought?
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>>12629923

>"HER HEAD"
>"IS A BLEEDIN' EGG!"
>"CAN NOBODY ELSE SEE THIS?!"
>"AND WHAT'S THAT THING ON HER HEAD?!"
>"I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT IT IS, BUT IT MAKES ME ANGRY TO LOOK AT IT!"
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>>12630027
Leather?
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>>12630041
Nobody. It was protecting their spines.
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>>12630059
Ponies wore saddles in one episode AND NEVER AGAIN
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>>12630059
MASSIVE TOWERS OF PONIES!
JUST CHARGING THE RANKS!
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>>12630069
Lucky bastard.
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>>12630055
I don't know why, but that kinda fits
Works with Gustave, I guess
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>>12630065
>perpetrator

penetrator, fucking autocorrect
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>>12630071
wrong
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>>12630022
>>12630055

Why not both?

Mother is English and Dad's French-Canadian? Or vice-versa?
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>>12630065
>perpetrator
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I wish ponies wore more saddles and less dresses.
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ponies make me cum harder than people do
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>>12630065
They just use what they have handy.
Copper simply gets the job done.
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>>12630085
She's a hipster. She doesn't count.
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I wish I were a pony and had a pretty saddle and a pretty dress
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>>12630101
How could you possibly know that?

You've never had sex with either.
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>>12630100
Nope. More dresses. Ponies are happy in dresses. You should be happy for happy ponies in dresses.
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>>12630101
You're obsessed with Horse vagina,please seek help
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>>12630066
>This happens often.
>Just the faun pointing out somethings obvious character flaws and practically screaming his head off about them.
>It never ends well.
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>>12630065
Well basically if you make a material such that it's just the right rigidity when exposed to the mind-fucking levels of energy put in a bullet, it'll not just shatter when hitting a given object like a Ming vase or some shit. Not baby-soft, not super-hard. Just enough that most all of it gets delivered over a great enough surface area to seriously fuck up whatever it's hitting. A certain number of foot-pounds on a certain very small square centimeter radius means you make a hole, not a dent or a scratch.

Sorry, m8, it's like 4 am here and that's about as cogent as I'm gonna get.
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>>12630055

you're partially right, but only partially. yes, Marie Claude Bourbonnais does look a bit like Gilda, yes, but she's got no muscle and fake tits and therefore cannot be Gilda. fact.
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>>12630120
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>>12630116
Pony is happy in saddles too.
>>12630027
Just look how happy that pony is.
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sex with shining armor
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>>12630066
>>12630122
>"Lad, you just... it's not polite to mention deformities."
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>>12630141
Brutally unsatisfying.
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>>12630141
totally not radical
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>>12630141
>Fish tacos with femShining

Shining Breastplate
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>>12630141
>He shouts out "TWILY"
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>>12630141
Less tubular then advertized.
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sex with ponyacci
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>>12630141
I don't think I could handle that apocalyptic tube steak
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>>12630163
>not tubular

Conical?
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>>12630065

Uranium is very dense and self sharpening. A lead projectile will blunt as it imparts energy. DU will sharpen. The areosolized flakes from the shell then ignite from the friction causing a fireball in and around the hole.

Copper is very light and soft. So an RPG or other shaped charge has to be used to turn the copper into a plasma jet.

Totally different mechanisms of penetration. One uses straight up kinetic energy from its mass, the other uses a bomb to change states.
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>>12630150
>>12630156
>>12630163
>>12630173

(dude, we totally need to do this or cadance is gonna have our balls in a vice, just relax a little)
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http://youtu.be/mkGfpcB1lPE

I think this is cute
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>>12630159
No, Sparkling shield

mostly because maleTwi is Dusk shine
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>>12630135

>"Fake tits? You're kiddin' me, right?"
>"Why would I wanna trade these girls in for two fuckin' bags of plastic?"
>She slaps her palms to the bottoms of her breasts, letting them bounce a little.
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>>12630185
those are terrible names
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>>12630141
Too gnarly to handle.

Righteous barrel, brah.
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>>12630184
it was okay
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>>12630184
Your thoughts are wrong.
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>>12630137
You're sick anon you need help
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>>12630184
Kind of pointless but I guess it was cute
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>>12630185
Sparkling Shield is a stupid name.
Glimmering Ward would be better.
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>>12630184
Hey Anon, stop trying to scrunch
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>>12630184
>Not Children of the Night.

Come back when you enjoy actual professional quality animations.
With creative original characters.
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>>12630205
You can't make me want to suck your cock, Soarin

Not going to happen
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>>12630217
because she's very studious
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>>12630217
>horn
no

I liked it when she was a pegasus
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>>12630217
Because she's not.
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>>12630226
0/10 made me respond
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>>12630148

>"It's not?"
>"But-- but just LOOK at it, will you!"
>"I'm surprised she's not had birds tryin' tae sit on her noggin!"
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>>12630226
I pray that you are being facetious
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>>12630217
Because she's.
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>>12630226
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>>12630217

She was more perfect when she WASN'T "perfect."
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>>12630253
>"I can see it. And yes, as ovoid as her head is, it's not polite to comment, and even less polite to point."
>The Knight sighs.
>"Lad, do we need to have another talk on self control?"
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>>12630227
But I'm not Soarin anon. I just want to help cure you
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What if Twilight is the avatar too?
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>>12630283
man, fuck that guy
who wouldn't want to suck off a wonderbolt?
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>>12630283
I won't be tricked Soarin
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>>12630260
I am always serious, Anon.
Look at my serious face.
LOOK AT IT!
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>>12630286
I really should sit down and watch that show

I liked it for the few S1 episodes I caught, I just fell behind and never really bothered to follow it afterwords
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Who's a silly pony?
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>>12630307
Button Mash.
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>>12630187
>Marie Claude Bourbonnais and Gilda critiquing/mocking each others' appearance and country of origin
>this pretty quickly devolves into angry sex

would watch

especially if Nadja Auermann is there too.
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>>12630307
flower ponies are silly ponies
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>>12630307
APPLEJACK
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>>12630318
>including the transition frame
what a terrible gif
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>>12630307
they are
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>>12630318
Someone should just make a gif of her blinking, before she looks at the handheld.
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>>12630301
It's a really good show, you should.
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>>12630299
>orphinage
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>>12630328
Nigga do i look like I know how to fix it?!
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>>12630351
yes?
>>
Your favorite pony is now the lead singer of your favorite band
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>>12630301
I watched season 1, then put it down for a few years before I finished it. It was worth it, though. Pretty fantastic series.
>>
PONY HARDER
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>>12630296
But I'm not Soarin
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>>12630340
>>12630366
alright, once I finish with Dan Vs., gravity falls, regular show and adventure time
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>>12630359
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IMAGES MOVE?!
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>>12630377
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>>12630377
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>>12630388
Having seen all of those, you should just watch it first. It's better.

Unless you're not in the mood for a tv series with an overall arcing plot.
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>>12630377
but I'm always hard when I pony
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Corwin's a self hating furry right?
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>>12630328
I know right?

>>12630391
it's real easy
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>>12630388
I know that feel. I've gotten through 4 seasons of Adventure Time, I'm halfway through season 3 of Dan Vs, I missed half the Gravity Falls episodes, and I haven't even started on Regular Show.
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That mother pony is incredibly... motherly.
I should really start earlier so I draw more than one crappy sketch per night.
Goodnight MLPG.
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>>12630432
gnite
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>>12630420

he's a ratcatcher.
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>>12630423
That one is somehow worse!
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>>12630423
Can you make it so that she just looks at it, but never picks it up?
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>>12630437
>Catches rats.
>Wiafus a rat.

I bet he fucks the rats he catches...
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>>12630339
okay

>>12630438
but how?

>>12630439
yeah but it's probably not going to loop right
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>>12630339
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>>12630362
>fluttershy
>of montreal

With enough mixing, nobody will know the difference.
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>>12630460
>>12630461
Thanks.
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>>12630276

>The Fawn blinks at him for a second
>"Well, I'm glad I didn't say anythin' about her four-eyed friend!"
>The Knight drags him away by the ear
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>>12630460
>>12630461
Why is the background so wobbly?
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>>12630460
>yeah but it's probably not going to loop right

it could work if you reverse the frames of her looking at it at then end
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>>12630438
>>12630460
Because the transition frame creates a smooth loop from the end of the gif to the beginning.
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>>12630460
>but how?
It looks like the image us pulsing.
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>>12630482
because sweetie is super fucking hot
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If anon is still here, I finally responded.
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>>12630502
Would you date a punk Sweetie?
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>>12630479
>What follows is an hour of lecture on learning to keep one's tongue under control
>The Fawn's heard the talk before, and he's pretty sure he'll hear it again.
>Why's the knight got to be so stuffy anyhow?
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>>12630502
u-unf
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>>12630513

>The Knight's given this talk before, and he's pretty sure he'll have to give it again
>Why doesn't he ever LISTEN?
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>>12630483
ping ponging is the lamest form of looping
how did this turn out?

>>12630485
but the transition frame breaks the seamless loop
it's like you're intentionally trying to rag on me by saying things that are the opposite of how they really are

>>12630486
gif compression is a wizardry I do not fully comprehend
>>
>Get up.
>Notice Diamond Tiara figure isn't on my desk.
>Know I left it there.
>Decide I will check around for it later as I head down stairs.
>Foot meets what body can only react to as a nail made of legos.
>Yelp and fall down the rest of the stairs.
>Groan as I check to see if anything is broken.
>Cat is looking at me like I am insane.
>Realize how toy got moved.

Fucking cats...
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>>12630511
>Sweetie will never use you to piss of Rarity and her father
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>>12630570
>DT and cat conspire against you
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>>12630570
>Diamond Tiara and your cat are conspiring to murder you
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>>12630568
Looks good enough to me.
And now for the playing the vidya. If you're still willing to cater to the demands of random internet strangers.
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>>12630568
>how did this turn out?
not bad, but I would remove a few frames of her looking down at the game

I'm not trying to badger you or anything, thanks for the gifs
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>>12630568
Could you give
>>12630423
Another shot, and see if you can clean it up?
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>>12630587
well that's something I could get behind
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I'm going to hug your waifu and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>12630611
You don't even know who she is
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glad to finally be home
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>>12630611
My waifu is dead
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>>12630588
>>12630589
Conspiracymind.
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>>12630611
okay, but pretend you are hugging your grandma or i'll hit you so hard your dentist will burst into treats
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>>12630592
I LOVE random internet strangers!

>>12630593
I added on some delay to make it look more normal but I guess I overdid it

>>12630603
what do you mean by clean it up?
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>>12630588
>>12630589
I knew it was a mistake to allow them both in the same house!
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>>12630632
Thanks kindly.
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>>12630520
that was the single most unnecessary yet highly appreciated moment in the entire show
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>>12630632
I dunno. The whole thing seems to flux around a little.
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>>12630568
I just think the swipe cut is more aesthetically pleasing that a sudden cut was all I meant
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MUHHHH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>12630570
at least it wasn't this >>12589408
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>>12630644
I was not prepared for shiny Sweetiebutt.
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>>12630605
>at home with Sweetie
>all of a sudden, she starts getting really frisky
>she crawls underneath you and starts sucking you off
>about five minutes later, you hear the door slam and Rarity call out to ask if Sweetie's home
>Sweetie refuses to stop
>later, you hear Sweetie mutter "that's for saying i'm too young to get a tattoo."
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>>12630656
kevin mccalister pls
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>>12630671
holy fuck
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>>12630665
Stop airing out your naughty bits and close the window, AJ.
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>>12630671
>starts sucking you off
>grab pony
>throw out the window
>"Sweetie, are you home?"
>"Rarity, thank god! She just went out the window!"
>"Whaaaht?"
>"She must have learned a flight spell!"
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>>12630629
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>>12630691
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>>12630672
the thread where it first came from was the best

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22975638/
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>>12630685
why is that pony always covered in mud
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>>12630432
she makes my nether regions throb
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>>12630697
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>>12630719
I don't know but she seems to enjoy it
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>>12630678

"it's tough to deal with, but everyone went through that phase. even you." that's what Sweetie's father said, anyway, when Rarity brought it up to him.

he wasn't quite so charitable when he found her jerking you off with her magic, though. it took some doing to convince him that you didn't actually corrupt his precious perfect little girl.
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"if you rape a horse i'll buy you a beer" - /pol/
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>>12630748
I only drink appletinis.

I would rape a horse just to see a /pol/erider buy an appletini.
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>>12630748
One beer? Bullshit, if I go out of my way to risk getting arrested, I want at least 2 30 racks.
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caressing pony's balls
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>>12630779
I bet they'd be all warm and smooth
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>>12630725
>A treat pony will never bust out of your chest
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>>12630742
Rarity still is going through that phase though
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>>12630769
You're more likely to get killed by the horse than arrested.
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>>12630787

she's not having sex just to be rebellious, she's having sex because she enjoys it and because she's attracted to the stallion.
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>>12630800
The wager still stands. If I fuck a horse, I get get two 30 racks of Narragansett or an equally priced beer.
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>>12630817
you get an 18 pack of PBR tallboys
take it or leave it
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>>12630832
Two and it's a deal.
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>>12630836
I'll throw in a six pack of either Busch Ice or High Life
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>>12630779
softly kneading them
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>>12630863
2 12 packs of steel reserve, my final offer
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>You'll never have a stallion husband
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>>12630872
>Cans of steel reserve
what the fuck is wrong with you
40oz bottles or nothing

you sicken me
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>>12630891
they're not as heavy and I can carry a garbage bag of them down the stairs without getting chewed out for being an alkie fuck
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>>12630883
no fuck that
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>you will never have a mare wife
>you will never drink fine vodka together
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>>12630882
>You'll never have a husband
Marriage laws are bullshit
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>>12630883
Didn't expect that one
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>>12630909
>fine vodka

we best be drinking fine scotch
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>>12630883

only if there's tits, and even then that's pushing it.
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>>12630904
boy do I have the product for you
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>>12630909
Not with that attitude!
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>>12630909
>Not marrying her young
>Not drinking cask wine because it's all you can afford with the house
>Not loving it regardless
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>There are HUMANS browsing MLPG right now
>They're probably male too
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>>12630882
>you will never be a stallion husband
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>>12630910
I dream of a free Equestria.
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>>12630930
I've got a box of Burgundy in my fridge right now. Drinking it out of a taco bell cup with some ice, goes down like water.
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>>12630930

white zinf is p fuckin good.
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>>12630930
Oh god its so fuzzy
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>>12630946
so make me a pony already you racist fuck
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>>12630946
[Disgust intensifies]
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>>12630950
was that a jr picture?
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>>12630950
>filename
I'll have you know horsefucking is still illegal here
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>>12630946
I know, right?

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only pretty little filly who posts here.
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Wanting to be a cute mare with a handsome stallion husband isn't gay, right?
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>>12630954
that's what she did?
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>>12630968
Sig's in the bottom left corner, silly.
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>>12630930
>Adult Juice Box.
We forever niggas.
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>>12630968
>signature in bottom left corner
Yes it is.
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>>12630975
It's not illegal if you don't get caught.
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>>12630993
so it is

Why does he remove the torsos of ponies getting married?
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>>12630968
Yes.
>>12630975
That is true. But at least now mares can get married here.
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>>12631004
it's extra illegal if you film it though
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>>12631009
Dash man the fuck up and stop crying
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>>12630985
Is wanting to be a cute mare with a cute mare wife gay?
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>>12630996
They don't carry Chillable Red at my regular packie, so I always get Dubra instead. I've bought Burgundy and Fruit Sangria before, the sangria one was fucking gross.
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>>12631017
What if I claim I'm doing it for science, label the camera with "SCIENCE CAMERA" and use condoms provided on a science grant?
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>>12631033
Well yeah since you're both mares.
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>>12631033
Not in the least.
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>>12631022
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Speak to your brothers

http://2ch.hk/mlp/
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>>12631051

but they hat us
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>>12630985
>you will never be your mare wife's big spoon
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>>12631036
I've had a few cheap sangrias in my life and they're all awful

>>12631037
you'd have to ask the judge yourself
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>>12631051
Hi brothers!
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>>12631049
Good
Now go get married and be a slow as fuck loser for the rest of your life
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>>12631051

I don't speak vodka runes
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>>12631051
i brought back a thing
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>>12631051
>JJ sticky
Eh.
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>>12631093
unf
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>>12631051
Russian pony is sad.
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унф
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>>12631120
hey
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>>12631051
Nothing but drunkards there
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>>12631061
The point of sangria is usually to make cheap red tolerable. My philosophy has always been to drink cheap booze quickly and get it over with, because if you mix it. there's just more gross shit to drink.
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>>12631120
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>>12631093
I love bringing back art from foreign boards
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>>12631137
Just like us.
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>>12631120

I feel sorry for you if you had to browse the pages for us, /mlp/ is pretty fucking terrible
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>>12631151
There's an art thread.

And I can't understand shit.
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>>12631140
accurate
I like cheap white over cheap red because it's closer to water
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>>12631093
>sssssssssssssssssssssss
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>you will never be climbed by pone
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>>12631172
My favorite thing to do is mix really cheap OJ concentrate with cheap vodka because it's so acidic that it covers the kersone taste
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>>12631190
>You will never be the mountain
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>>12631190
>you will never climb pony
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>>12631207
>really cheap OJ concentrate
you don't even spring for Tang?
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>>12631164
>I am grateful to work...In the glorious motherland.
>I feel sorry for those capitalist pigs wallowing in their pitiful country based on consumerism and hate for their fellow man
>They have brought it on themselves comrade.
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Russian mlpg is interesting

They sure do like butts
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>>12631051
Well that was interesting.
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>>12631231

You expected any different from here?
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They just want a pony of their own, just like us
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>>12631225
I drink alone so concentrate is all I need
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>>12631231
Sounds like they have pretty good taste
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>vodkachan
>doesn't have integrated scripts

How fucking barbaric
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Would you let a big strong stallion have their way with you?
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>>12631239
Not really
They have a larger file limit size apparently
And a higher res limit
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>>12631246
I wonder if they have a Marker.
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>>12631255
They sure do!
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>>12631271
They do
Well, they have a thread mascot
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>>12631259
No, what are you, a fucking homo? Mare pussy is fucking beautiful.
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>>12631291
Russians are very good at drawing butts
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>>12631291
Unf
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>>12631271
Of course not, the situation that resulted in us creating a marker was pretty ridiculous and specific.
They do have a mascot pony though, it's got a lighning bolt cutiemark like their site's thumbnail picture.
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>>12630996
Protip: Macho Man got fired from the WWF because Vinny Mac walked in on him and a 14-year old Stephanie McMahon. By now, Randy has fucked every filly in the land.
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>>12631259
for sure
not that I would have any say in the matter
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>>12631259
That's kind of gay, Anon
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>>12631271

They do, and they make her incredibly slutty
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>>12631325
just like us!
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>So? And that is all? What you were expecting us to do? Say hi to you?

Rude
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>>12631319
>>12631293
What if you were a petit mare?
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>>12631231
they are watching us

YOU HEAR ME YOU DAMN RUSSKIES

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WAIFU

RARITY = USA, YOU GODDAMN BEARFUCKERS
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>>12631337
who are you quoting?
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>>12631338
B-but I'm not
I wouldn't mind if I were, though
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>>12631336
>Marker.
>Slutty.

Get a look at this brony.
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>>12631346
Someone over in the Russian MLPG
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>>12631346
http://2ch.hk/mlp/res/1953430.html#1953709
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>>12631338
>petit
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>>12631338
Assuming I was, I'd let whatever happens happen. But I've got a fat veiny cock rearing to stuff up inside a mare, so your point is moot.
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>>12631356
>but I'm not
are you suuuuure?
when was the last time you checked?
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>>12631336
Silence, fool!
Marker is a pure and innocent maiden!
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THE RED THREAT WILL BE ELIMINATED WITH LETHAL FORCE
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>>12631363
>crossing the streams
I hate you people
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>>12631363
>Sup Russian MLPG.

>American MLPG here.

>Hamburgers

Maybe you shouldn't have acted like a fucking retard
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>>12631381
Russian mlpg no pls
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>Could you guys recommend a good book about raising your kids to not sex-murder people? I don't want to make the same mistakes my parents did.
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>>12631381

BETTER DEAD THAN RED
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>>12631356
If you were how small would you be compared to him?

And how big of a bulge would he make in your belly when he hilts inside you?
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>>12631388
It wasn't me

>>12631386
What's wrong with talking to someone
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>>12631386
If Obama can smile and pretend to be nice with Russia, we can too.
Nail everything down, they will steal anything they can carry.
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>>12631404
they probably thought it was then
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>>12631404
because now we get this >>12631403

why don't you go try to make friends with the /b/read while you're at it
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>>12631036
Американцы имеют худшие вкуса в водке
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>>12631403
>Applejack has the greatest pony the butt of of their of all the

I think I agree
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>>12631400
I'm not that small, I'm average
He, however, is not.
And the bulge would be pretty noticeable
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the Carrot Top version of this should be their mascot.

and it fits doubly well, because like every other great Russian thing, it's just a ripoff of something from the West.
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I've got at 5.5 inch steel hardon, suck my cock
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oh shit they just called us gay

Where do we send the bomb?
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>>12631436
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>>12631418
>Oh no, we are getting people posting ponies!
THE HORROR!
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>>12631431
Americans have pretty much made vodka not vodka anymore
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The fact that Russia loves ponies is hilarious considering how gay the show is.
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>>12631403
That she does friend.
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>>12631462
It's not gay.
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>>12631439
>oh shit they just called us gay

>Meanwhile they watch a show full of pastel horses.
>Their government could make the show illegal at any time for corrupting their males into the gay agenda.
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>>12631462

Putin is doubtless not amused in the slightest.

Russian MLPG, we know you're already here. Tell us some horror stories about the Russian Inquisition rounding you up for being a cartoon-deviant.
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>>12631431
I don't know what that means

I hope you're not saying mean things

Na sdarovie, I don't know if that's right
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>>12631435
>he's not a dainty little mare
>he doesn't look up at all the looming stallions
>he doesn't cuddle mares twice his size in to submission
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>>12630909
Vodka a shit
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>>12631435
Is he so big he can carry you with nothing but his cock?

Are you his cocksock or his loving mate? Does he treat you harshly or is he a big snugglebug?
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>>12631462
I'm pretty sure that at least 70% of western MLPG would be stoned to death in Russia
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Яблоки!
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>>12631477
It kinda is...
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https://derpiboo.ru/381763
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I wish I were EA's pet pony
I would want him to lick my ponut every day
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GREETINGS FROM RUSSIA IN CAPITAL LETTERS WITH BAD GRAMMAR JUST LIKE AMERICAN RUSSIAN STEREOTYPE

Just joking

I come here to say that your purple and pink pony is inferior. Not even worth a cuddle. There are many better ponies.
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>>12631494

or at least birched
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>>12631507
>pregnant anthros
ew no
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>>12631508
Anon, I'm right here. <3
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>>12631513

we won the Cold War, we'll win the Sparkling War too.
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>>12631513
That's not even our pony
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>>12631493
>treat you harshly
Please, if he'd do that, I could easily find a different stallion
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>>12631529
she's ours now!
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>>12631513
With all due respect, fuck you and your dumb country.
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>>12631513
I like to think posts like this are the Internet equivalent of putting your friend in a headlock and ruffling their hair.
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>>12631507
>Preggity

unfity
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>>12631507
These bellybuttons seem inflamed. I don't like.
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>>12631535
Good. Because he just loves being your very big spoon.
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>>12631513
Yeah marker is kind of gay
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>Our Russian friends are here.
And her we are with no Jessy to make a Chernobyl pony...
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>>12631507
Normally I like his work but this doesn't do it for me
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>>12631544
Through love for colorful pastel horses, all countries are brothers and sisters. Unite!
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Please don't go to japan mlpg
If there is one
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I want to cuddle pony during st. petersburg winter

>>12631573
you fag
that's a deer
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>>12631573
Unless it's Australia.
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Are the reds ready to party?
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>>12631573
How much does Russian MLPG like deer?
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>>12631585

There is, and they're more elitist to us than vodkachan.
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>>12631585
There is one.
My god there is one...

But unlike our Ruskie friends, the Japs fucking terrify us.
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>>12631588
It isn't colorful neither, so whatevs.
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>>12631601
WHITU HORSU GO HOMU!
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smelly pone feet
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I want to introduce my favorite pony into high society and watch to see how she reacts.
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>>12631585
There is
I liked reading their episode threads
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>>12631606
wwwwwww why
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>>12631601
>>12631606
Really?
How so
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>>12631558
Does he sometimes get a little over enthusiastic?
Or does he watch how hard he ''does the job''?
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>>12631617
humanfags pls go
this thread is for pony on pony action
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>>12631606
They do?