Transformation

Pone should install gentoo

>on bus
>see teenagers making out
>die a little inside

>>12554847
>you will never be collared, turned to pone & delivered to a lonely anon

>at art school
>can't draw ponies
>rejected
>kill all the jews

>>12554850
>in my nice car
>pull up
>guy in a shitty rust bucket
>has an 8/10 girl
sigh

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>>12554839
He chatting with Fluttershy.

>>12554857
>you will never manage to drown yourself in your own water bowl

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>>12554850

>>12554870
>you will never get tired of respawning

>>12554877
>you will never vomit on anon's bed while he's asleep

>>12554872
>filename
WHAT RINGS YOU GOT BITCH

fluttershy is my waifu

>>12554886
I-I dunno!
The good ones!

>>12554883
>you will never turn him into a pony using magic before he decides to lock you up
>you will never rape his new pony form
>you will never have sweet, sweet justice

>>12554857
>you will never have a pony delivered to you
>you will never shower your pony in 5 and a half different kinds of love
>you will never brush her mane while browsing MLPG

>>12554883
>vomit on his shirt while he's asleep
>he wakes up smelling something delicious that he can't identify
>he hugs you and falls back asleep

>text that is green
>more text that is green
>text the colour of grass

>>12554894
>"ooh! Call him a faggot! He's totally posting like a faggot"

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Some sweet wallpapers for any of you that like that sort of thing, or are comfortable with that sort of thing

http://spacekitty.deviantart.com/gallery/42420642

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>>12554878

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>>12554900
gross

>>12554900
>You will never be pone
>You will never eat grass
>You will never get hungry at the sight of greentext

If I turned into a pony I would spend a week masturbating to myself and another week trying to figure out how to kill myself.

>no hands
>soft marshmallow body impervious to falls
>options: jump into volcano?

>>12554908
>you get hungry
>anon gets an erection
>you make him read it while you suck him off

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>>12554905
Goddamit 4chan x

>>12554911
I think, if you did try that, it would never work. you'd be a total psychopath but everyone would misinterpret it as your being clumsy. oh, no, anon almost fell into that volcano! *rescue*

>>12554901
>"and that's why Rarity is a slut"
>"hey I think I know Rarity"

>>12554911
I'd go for cutting myself while listening to linkin park. Just find a knife you can comfortably hold in your mouth and chop til you drop.

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>>12554925
neat!

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>>12554901

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>>12554911

>>12554903
That's neat, I'll use them for servers

>>12554944
HEIL

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Huggable ponies

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>>12554903
they're alright I guess

>>12554903
>>12554950
>let's find a Twilight one
>Princess Twilight
NOPE

>>12554954
>tfw GF ended

Thanks, Dook, for showing us the finale!

>>12554944
???

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>>12554962
sucks to be you, I think the twily one is great

A month ago
>Oh god a want to be a pony so hard
Now
>how am I supposed to kill myself in a marshmallow body

What happened /co/, wanna talk about it?

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>>12554901

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>See my family
>They causally talk about my nonexistent social life
>I'm on my phone pretending to be texting
>Don't even have anyone to text
>Tying not look like I'm on the verge of crying

>>12554975
It's just one guy, I still want to be a marshmallowy pony

>>12554975
Nothing happened
I still want to be a slutty mare

>>12554975
I don't know whats wrong with that guy
I'd milk my new "professional quality 3d pony porn animations" for years and years

>>12554839
>twilicorn

Eww...

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>>12554975
there's always one guy that pretends to hate it

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>>12554986

>>12554975
it's just lyra pretending to be a human again

>>12554983
Anon
Switch countries, make social life, never talk to your parents again
Done

>>12554960
That looks absolutely awful.

>>12554983
ok that's kind of sad. feel better, anon

>>12554985
>>12554987
Oh good, that's a relief. Now put on this collar

>>12555012
fucking finally
you were supposed to be here weeks ago

>>12554993
>pretends
>his hands aren't his most prized possession

And you call yourself a human that wants to have sex with ponies.

>>12555012
Wwill it helpme become a pony?

>>12554993
I don't know what it is about ball bras that just strikes me as completely retarded
I'm fine with all manner of other, objectively just as ridiculous sexual paraphernalia, but I just can't help but get thrown completely out of it as soon as they get mentioned

>>12555012
Hey, I said I want to be a marshmallowy pony, not your pet-pony slut.

>turn into pony
>magic up hands whenever you need them

>>12555012
FUCK YOU NIGGA I'M A WILD MARSHMALLOW STALLIOn RUNNING IN VILLAGES FUCKING ALL THE MARES AND THEN RUNNING INTO THE SUNSET TOWARDS THE NEXT VILLAGE

>>12555028
>turn in to pony
>go flying whenever you want
>bully some lame unicorn nerd into doing all the magic you need

>>12555027
Get a load of this nofun hater faggot

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>>12554983
sure is /soc/

what's next squeek is going to come back and start attention whoring on how his life sucks ass.

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How would changelings spycheck?

>>12555015
Fed ex is slow as shit, but I was finally able to ship myself to Equestria
>>12555027
You dont have to be a slut pon, you just have to be my pon

>>12555035
>get punched in the face with magic hands
>whatchu gonna do faggot hoof me

>>12555044
roll a d20 with sense motive skill check.

>>12555044
Oviposition.

A real changeling would have no trouble accepting a wet load of eggs into its butt, if they don't, they're a spy.

>>12555046
>you just have to be my pon

... do you at least take a daily shower and shave yourself?

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>>12555049
>dodge magic hand
>deploy unbeatable fallback strategy
>flee

>>12555044
Ask who wants to be a broodmare

The ones that say yes are obviously anons. If they aren't the get eggs in their ass anyways.

>>12555054
>implying a good spy wouldn't take one for the team
Well in this case more than one but you get the idea

>>12555060
they shit

shit

shit

*commits sushi*

https://www.dropbox.com/s/89p9npcexxmp7mg/ponymilkinggame%20v1.0.fla
https://www.dropbox.com/s/t81mkmp73epy860/ponymilkinggame%20v1.1.fla

>>12555049
That's why you have to get em while theyre young
>what a loser
>come over here punk
>oh shut up, no one loves you but me
>>12555056
Of course I shower. How much do I have to shave.

>>12555070
what's the difference between 1.0 and 1.1?

>turn into earth pony
>there is no way i can enjoy this except sex
>walk to the nearest changeling hive and assimilate

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Isn't bronycon on today?

>>12555054
>implying they aren't ants
>all the workers are female drones who are all infertile.
>all the males in the society are bred to service the queen and create more members of the hive

>you will never comfort a pretty female drone that is crying because all her young are still born

>>12555041
I for once like shitposting about how I have no artfrens in here, because a part of me hopes people will call me out and help me out, even though I knoe that will never happen, because it's a despicable thing to be doing that cannot win anyone's approval.

>>12555071
>nigga i got two horns
>you aint shit
>get down here and suck em

>>12555071
At least the neckbeard

>>12555089
they have a board for that.
do it there.
you will be accepted or something. i don't know

>>12555086
>Changeling
>Pretty
>Feelings

Hahaha

>>12555070
I wish I could record what's been happening since I tried to use this file
it's kind of amazing

>>12555098
>implying they don't have feelings

>>12555094
Thank god I dont grow those, now which color collar do you want.

>>12555108
>implying that they have real feelings

>>12555082
Earth ponies make the best broodmothers
They're strong and healthy, with a natural magic all through their entire body promoting growth and nourishment.They produce the best hatchlings, in the largest clutches and require almost no recovery time.
Really, its a shame there are any not in use by the hive

>>12555093
>[X] flee

PEGASUS STRONG

>>12555115
>implying the feelings that they have aren't real

>>12555114
A grey one? I still feel like this is a trap.

>>12555120
WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS

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>>12555098
>not wanting a rogue, but cute female changeling of your own
>not asking her if she want to change into another pony
>not telling her that she is fine the way she is

>>12555095
which board? I'm interested in MLPG specifically so unless it's /art/ on the sub I really wouldn't know

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>>12555130
>implying they are

>>12555139
>implying you're right

nuclear launch detected

>>12555145
>implying that i'm not
>implying that you aren't hitler

>>12555137
tulip is best changeling

>>12555151
>implying you have any implications from me
>implying hilter was a bad guy

>>12555132
If the surprise is being showered in love and semen then yes, this is a trap.

Now get in the van.

>>12555167
wait
take me with you

>>12555161
Don't even try to pull that shit. I just know that you're invading russia as we speak.

I'll be your pony

>>12555167
take me too

I'll be your pony for a bit but then you have to be my pony. Then after we're done with that we can go back to our normal lives.

>>12555178
only because they believe Israel is their ally

>>12555185
No-one wants to be my anything
I don't even want to be my me

>>12555185
Are you a mare? I would give you the best hair brushing one would ever wanted.

>>12555194
but my normal life is boring and lame
that's why I have these dumb escapist fantasies in the first place

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big pony little pony

>>12555206
You can be my pony forever. I don't care. Just don't shit on the carpet or anything.

>>12555175
>>12555186
How the hell am I supposed to feed all these ponies. All right come on you two, i'll figure something out.

You guys like Modest Mouse?

>>12555209
dumb pony dumb pony

>>12555209
Haha
That's adorable
and hot

How are things?

>>12555213
My favorite song is the one where he sings about having a shitty life in a whiny voice

>>12555213
no
I like taking it in the butt

>>12555218
I know, right?
goddamn

>>12555219
Post images from the con.

>>12555219
we're petplay so things are pretty great

>>12555219
I'm pissed and crying right now

Just a typical Saturday

>>12555219
we don't like thing

>>12555227
I haven't taken many pictures. I've been too busy dying inside.

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>>12555219
Pretty good, just enjoying some ded time.

>>12555219
OK-ish.
How about you? Anything special planned for today?

>>12555219
how are your prints selling? well i hope.

>winona
>ponies enslave dogs and breed them down until they're dumb enough to be good servants
>implying that ponies aren't horrifying

>>12555220
Yeah I like Polar Opposites too
>>12555221
Fantastic, but I have to drive right now pony.

You can eat burritos right?

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Are there any good music rhythm games for the PC?

>>12555238
>I've been too busy dying inside
explain

>>12555167
>showered in semen
Hey, you told me I wouldn't need to be your slut!

>>12555253
I can't imagine the no faust but a panel by lil miss jay is the year to be visiting bronycon

>>12555247
>>12555253
Put two and two together.

>>12555199
that was not part of the arrangement

>>12555251
yes, yes I can

and why couldn't you do ponut and drive at the same time?

PONIES ARE PEOPLE
PONIES ARE PEOPLE

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>>12555137
>eating my image bullshit

>>12555276
SOYLENT GREEN IS PONIES

>>12555276
What?!

I'VE BEEN EATING PEOPLE?!

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>>12555147
It's Celestias payback.

>>12555276
no they aren't
pony is pone

>>12555276
I'VE BEEN FAPPING TO HUMANS THIS WHOLE TIME?

>>12555275
Good, because that's what we're having tonight. with maregina on the side.
And the cops around here have itchy ticket writing fingers
>>12555256
>not expecting me to lie for pon
>trusting me
dont call it a grave.png

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>>12555276

>>12555238
post a few anyway

>>12555285
you know what would be fucked about being attacked by celestia? the sun would go down. in the middle of the fucking day. that would be chilling.

or maybe... the sun would go up during night? and that would be, uh, nice. this is falling apart fast

>>12555312
>it's nice at first
>until you realize it's getting brighter and brighter
>and hotter and hotter

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>asktumblr contest
>prizes
>1ST PRIZE- SPEAKING ROLE! (2 winners)

>Your OC will have some sort of relationship to Coffee Talk, Sea Breeze or Drizzle. Maybe they’re CT’s best friend, or an old fling of Sea Breeze’s, or they were Drizzle’s babysitter! The possibilities are endless. Your character will be featured in multiple panels and have a speaking role!

>2ND PRIZE- FEATURED EXTRA! (5 winners)

>Your OC will appear in an update as a cameo character and be referenced by name! They might even get a line of dialogue.

>3RD PRIZE- BACKGROUND PONY! (10 winners)

>Your OC will appear in the background of an update!

>>12555315
>Celestia as an awkward teenager trying to fit in with her friends
>Make it hotter, Celestia!
>Ugh...

>>12555312
Celestia doesn't actually control the sun. She uses a magical illusion every festival to hold power and that's it.

>>12555322
my OC appeared in the background of a tumblr once
it was so great

>>12555322
that is disgusting

>>12555325
>one day she made it too hot
>and so ended the age of man
>the age of pony had begun
>celestia cried for weeks over the dried up corpse of her husbando who was definitely not you
>but you died anyways

>>12555326
well, enjoy spending the rest of your life in prison

>>12555312
>Middle of the night
>On watch on the outskirts of your rebel camp
>fucking shitty post, but you pissed off the boss
>trying not to doze off you stare out into the waste
>no one would ever come from there anyway
>notice light on the horizon
>think its just your eyes adjusting to the darkness until it continues
>stand transfixed as the sun rises hours before dawn
>except its not like the sun you've seen all your life
>all you can do is stare as the hellish ball of fire ascends into the sky coming to rest directly overhead
>and following its path come rank after rank of Celestia's elite, filling the skies with violent red light reflecting off gold armor

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Celestia wouldn't even talk you out of suicide

>>12555335
I still think that Celestia could do the talk from the Sun thing like Luna could in Sleepless with the moon.
And I think it was hilarious when she used it the first time at the beginning of her rule when she was still new at this stuff

>>12555347
my laziness would

>>12555326
celestia doesn't control the sun.

but she does help the planet turn.

the planet is tidally locked and needs psychic energy to help move it, it used to take dozens of psychics to move the planet and keep the planet from becoming a storm ridden planet but then she came along and was specially gifted to do the endeavor and kicked out the brutal unicorns that were holding the planet ransom..

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>>12555335
>>celestia cried for weeks over the dried up corpse of her husbando who was definitely not you

>>12555312
>Middle of the day
>You just know that Celestia's troops are staging an offence
>Suddenly the sun sets
>You don't even have time to turn on the flood lights by the time the nightvision equipped troops decimate your camp

>>12555359
>To lazy to kill yourself
I wonder if you could reach a level of lazyness where your body is to lazy to die.
>The heart could stop beating but eh.
>I guess some other organs can just stop working but it's kinda a reflex now and their to lazy to stop
It'd be like Nirvana but with lazyness instead of meditation

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>>12555302
>betraying me
I.. I trusted you Anon..

>>12555322
Didn't he get his ass kicked by a /vg/ player? I thought that was great.

>>12555340
In the dark times, the ambient glow of freedom will shine upon us and the great twily___ will illuminate our path. For the just cause, she will raise up the people and inspire us to deeds of friendship and and magic!

Our free motherland will be glorious, a reliable bastion of the people's friendship. The party of twilight, the strength of the people, will lead us to the triumph of a sun-free state.

>>12555365
>the planet is tidally locked and needs psychic energy to help move it
i never thought of it that way, but that would make a whole lot of sense
even though the rotation would maintain itself effectively forever

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>>12555345
Celestia protects.

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Why was he even in this

>>12555383
I'm sorry anonpony, im a baaaaaad maaaaaaan.

>>12555395
it would get slower as time goes on depending on the make up of the planet.

just like our moon.

>>12555400
I'll just suicide my way out of this at the first chance.

>>12555365
All she'd have to do is get it going and give it a boost every now and then, right?

Every now and then defined as every few hundred million+ years when it becomes tidally locked again.

>>12555398
Because it's a shitty fucking movie and MLPG owes me $50 for wasting my time and money

>>12555398
Because 'Murikan science is better than yur pansy-ass European science

>>12555409
One chance will be all I need

>>12555407
"i remember days being shorter a few million years ago"

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Sister love is best and purest love.

>>12555365
>psychic energy
>not a matrix of satellites surrounding it that distort gravity and cause the planet to turn
>implying that celestia isn't a robot

>>12555322
Pls, people ask me to have my OC used in their work.

>>12555412
>$50
What

>>12555416
well also the planet is geologically active so, i don't know how it would stop again.
unless the moon was spinning in a way to fuck with its spin.

>>12555422
>$10 for ticket
>$40 for time

>>12555422
Average price of a dildo

>>12555414
Oh, one important question:
What kind of pony am I anyway?

>>12555426
If we could charge MLPG for time wasted we would all be billionaires

>>12555425
What kind of a giant fucking moon is it?

>>12555430
a cute one, obviously

>>12555430
Shit I dont know, I like pegasi.

>>12555434
Wait would be charging ourselves or the general?
Would be charging marker?
How many dollars is one boop?

>>12555437
a medium sized moon made of pure rainbow dash

its density rivals black holes

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>>12555437

>>12555440
Oh, okay. Can you hold at the next stop then? I need to take a shit.

>>12555441
hey wait the minute...

>>12555437
Luna having sex with eren jager

>>12555437
magic

>>12555441
Please stay

>>12555454
How crass, but alri- heeeey wait a minute.

You get back in this car you little fucker!

Anon 1 charges Anon 0 $50 for wasted time
Anon 2 charges Anon 1 $50 for wasted time
Anon 3 charges Anon 2 $50 for wasted time
Anon 0 charges Anon 3 $50 for wasted time

Anon $0 just made $50

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>Ponies will never help you become a better person

>>12555461
too late

pony flew away never to be seen again

>>12555437
a moon made of magnets

Woah I need to not post while I'm on weed

>>12555466
Shit, well at least I have the other two slutty ones.

Flypony was a prude anyhow.

>>12555465
>ponies will never suck your dick after a hard day

>>12555464
I expect $100 for reading that.

>>12555471
but I don't want a pony blow job

>>12555477
too bad

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>>12555469
>mlpg
>while sober
not even once

>>12555464
No see, we get MLPG incorporated, get insurance, the works
Then anon makes a class-action suit against MLPG
MLPG doesn't have enough assets to pay damages, so insurance kicks in
MLPG declares bankruptcy, dissolves
I have no idea how laws work
Is there fraud in Equestria?

Updated the stream, also added the first bunch of events to the schedule. Sadly I just noticed that the grimderp panel is really late and I'm going to miss it, and since it's not using youtube, I can't even watch it later.

>>12555469
lmao im so stoned

>>12555469
Fuck off pothead

>>12555470
>became a pegasus
>get to enjoy my life in freedom
Good ending.

dood

>>12555441
HEY
DIDN'T ROOGNA KILL YOU
ARE YOU A
GHOST

>>12555464
We will just print our own money.

>>12555470
so
uh
you wanna touch my butt or what

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why do you like [rarara]

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>>12555507
yeah sure come here you, i need a pony butt to drown my minor sadness into.

>>12555508
>adoring a whore

lel

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>>12555508
she's alright
but i prefer her sister

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>>12555508
I don't like her as much as this horse though

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>>12555501

>>12555518
Same here
But why?

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>>12555516

>>12555524
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>12555516

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>>12555529

>>12555491
maybe someone could record it? I'll probably miss it too

did anyone get a picture of Jessy and LK yet?
was he wearing the scarf?

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why is she so [perfect]

I wish I were a pony so I would have friends

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WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO

but anon.
you're unlikable as a pony too

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>>12555526
because i wish i had an imouto

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>>12555555
no but I do have this moving picture of a pony I liked

>>12555566
But I'm not even unlikeable as a human, why would that change when I turn into a cute pony?

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>>12555568
The only reason why you like her?

>>12555571
Why can't Twilight just use her magic?

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>>12555571

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>>12555566
>even as a pony, you're still an unsavory creature

>>12555437
a binary planet system.
luna was actually the princess of her own planet, until her rebellion and celestia had to destroy the entire planet leaving only the desolate planet and luna alive

>>12555577
>human cunt
gross
put a filly marecunt on that

>>12555562
what if pone was an alien and she abducted you?

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>>12555566
If I'm already unlikable as a pony then what would be the harm in poisoning crops,kidnapping fillies and burning Twilight's home?

I wouldn't even get hard jail time, I could just say "I have no friends so it turned me into a terrible person" and then they would be like "aww okay" and probably make me return the fillies that I didn't eat or sold off to diamond dogs.

>>12555583
How can anyone see anything besides ugly?

>>12555590
I would gladly turn myself in for abduction

Hell I'd even throw a free anal probing if she's into it

>>12555578
muh tradition
plus she was much cuter doing it like that

>>12555577
>Our Creative Fandom: The Ins and Outs of Art with Ponies

>10:00am - 11:00am @Hall of the Moon

>PonCast presents Chocolate Pony and Flavinbagel discussing the ins and outs of inspiration with Willdrawforfood (Ask Surprise), UC77 (Hotblooded Pinkie Pie), Jessy (Pallet Swap), Sally (Gamer Luna), Mic the Microphone, AleximusPrime, and more on this special live PonCast from BronyCon!

So Jessy's on a panel. Shame about Mic the Mic.

>>12555593
>they blast you with the elements of harmony
>lobotomize you
>make you a good pony

>>12555566
No ponies are unlikeable
Even Twist and Snips have fans and friends

>>12555603
Mic The Microphone draws art?

>>12555604
This is why I should be a human in equestria
EoH would do fuck all to an actual human from this universe, and if it did work on other unsavory anon's I'd simply just be sneakier.

I wouldn't even steal the elements of harmony, I'd just shoot the mane six except fluttershy.

Jesus christ, the very idea of being mind raped for "good" scares the shit out of me, that'd be good enough reason to kill them.

>>12555614
>draws art

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>>12555564
>>12555570
Kill yourselves

>>12555614
No, but he's teh greetest rapper and singer in muh fandom.

>>12555583
>image

One thing on which I pride myself is being correct at all times.

People fucking hate me and there is nothing anyone can do to change that.

>>12555622
gr8 b8 m8 I'll r8 it 8.8

>>12555508
Ra ra tea a shit

>>12555628
nice 8 m8

>>12555618
>shoot pony
>celestia appears out of nowhere and catches the bullet
>strips your clothes and teleports you in to griffon lands
>is kind enough to not melt your gun

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>>12555634
ur favorite pony is [shit]

The moonlight spilling through the window meant that I could see everything clearly, and I blasphemously thanked Princess Luna for providing such a perfect scene for me. Sweetie’s eyes were closed in concentration as she sucked, but then she realised I was looking down at her and she opened them and as soon as I saw the entire tableau of the curly-haired unicorn foal looking up at me with my hard dick going in and out of her mouth, I came.

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>>12555618

>>12555657
gross dude

>>12555645
>sell gun
>have sex with a griffon

>>12555645
Execution

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>>12555655

>>12555583
>tfw you think you're such an unsavory creature that you've withdrawn completely
>tfw no-one cares one way or the other

>>12555661
>pawn shop owner/engineer buys gun off you
>disassembles it
>figures out how to reproduce it
>buys you drinks

>>12555670
>simian warfare

god dammit

got me

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>>12555670

>>12555571
>Twilight will never be that cute again

>>12555688
this.

>>12555684
I don't know why I even scanned that one.

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more [warfare]

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I'VE DONE EVERYTHING ALONE

THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN PONE

>>12555692
What was it?

i want to jam a stick of dynamite up Fluttershy's ass and light the fuse.

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>>12555688
>tfw purpledork is now magicprincess

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>>12555696
Nor are there heroes left in man.

>>12555681
>They have all the technology necessary to make weapons, just no knowledge of them
>Provide designs and approximate working, they can fill in the gaps through trial and error and science
>thousands of years of technological development in barely over a decade
>Blitzkrieg Equestria