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Previous Thread>>12507159[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.7 5/22/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.Download links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRREvents:http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus)Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSflArt reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneralArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
The D Lancie if you will!oh god please shoot me
>forced maymays general
>>12510589is that Rainbow Dash?
>>12510381How do you know?
>>12510589IS THAT A FEDORA?
>>12510604It's a medium fedora.
>>12510566including the princesses?
>>12510393>tfw lots of autistic but awesome ideas and not enough motivation to realize them all
>>12510589Can't wait for Pokemon XY
>>12510615>Griffon princessesManSomeone needs to draw that
>>12510566That is a fate worst then death!
>>12510354Happy Pank is best.
MLPG, Would You?
>>12510651help her out of her suit?I don't know it's probably all sweaty and smelly
>>12510615>>12510630Yes.>>12510633It's not permanent. Probably.
>>12510651Have a happy party with that pretty pink mare? You bet.
>>12510651Is that an interrobang?
>>12510663>filenameWhat would Celestia put in the food?
I will miss her
>>12510703That's an achievementShe is quite hard to miss
>>12510703Miss my four legged girls, think i always will
>>12510634Is she asking a question or is she confused as to why she's smiling? The cutie mark dot is a cute touch.
>>12510716I never really thought about it but there probably isn't any toilet paper in EquestriaWiping would suck
>>12510736they have bidets
>>12510622This is the worst looking pokeman I have ever seen.Not even Bidoof looks this stupid.
>>12510723Probably asking a question! Probably.
>>12510753I've never used one
> Listen to Apples to the core song> tfw you will never have such a family like Applejack has
Please Mister. Please don't sell me for scrap metal.
>>12510718http://derpibooru.org/385021Miss my five legged girls, think i always will
>>12510777GoodI wouldn't want to farm apples all day erry day
>>12510785I'm sorry Sweetie but I need to craft more hats.
>>12510785le ebin may may XD
>>12510712What does that mean!?
>>12510796Crafting hats is the worst way to get them.
>>12510777>tfw you do
>>12510800You sure made that guy look silly.
>>12510802You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
I can't wait to body MLPG in Skullgirls with my Cerabella.
I think Sabrina Alberghetti should change her name to "Keith Albuquerque", because that's easier to remember.
>>12510771Well, I hope she gets an answer she likes!
>>12510785My first thought when I saw the thumbnail was demifiend sweetie
>>12510787>that look of satisfaction on twilight's faceo-oh
>>12510854Is a good game with very nice music and neat character designs.A steady learning curve and excellent mechanics for both newcomers and veterans of the genre.It is also the one of the most balanced fighters out right now next to Arcana Heart 3.
>>12510788> Not wanting to do good honest work with the Apples > Not wanting to come home and get served fine homecooked Apple family dinner> Not wanting to bang your AppleIt's like you are gay or something.
>>12510796You want to sell me for hats? I could at least understand for food or rent, but hats? I'm a person!
>>12510876she would get the neutral ending
>>12510884shut the fuck up
>he claims that he has never seriously drawn humans beforeI'm a little bit jelly.But its too unf to be upset by it.
>>12510865>you will never be transformed into the fat changeling broodmare
>>12510785I wish Jr told me he was making something instead of learning it through MLPG.
>>12510891I need to get my hat fix
>Sentinels vs Poneswould you watch it
>>12510811> tfw I haven't gotten a hug in 6 years
>>12510911>BLUAT LEAST HE DID ONE THING RIGHT
>>12510888I'd probably kill myself if I had to farm apples my entire life
Is the ''I am this watch'' line from the comic a Dr Who reference?
>>12510908He's in bed with the steamchat now. RIP
>>12510810> "C'mere slut and give the Dashmaster a kiss."
>>12510902I never cared for unf humanizationsIt stops feeling like the pony they are supposed to be and just feels like something else all together when you try to bring in the unf factor
>>12510934I'd give her a friendly punch in the gut
>>12510777Well honestly I'm kinda happy I have a shit ass family I hate. Lets me not worry or care about them...I wish I had AJ's family
>>12510925You and I are very different then.
>>12510932Yeah, I think it's from when the doctor reincarnated as a different person and tried to explain it to the one chick his old persona knew.
WE TRAVEL THE ROAD OF GENERATIONS
Pone is hugging without your permission.
>>12510939I am in the steam chat.
>>12510952I think Applejack wishes she had some of her family back
Pony wants to eat your babies
>>12510951Even her accordion is fabulous.
>>12510976That's okay, I want pone to hug me anyway
>>12510971Why does that pony have facial hair?
>>12510976This is unacceptable
>>12511001Now pony is biting you without permission
>>12510991>AB never knew her parents
>>12511007He's homlessAlso there were ponies with facial hair in the show too
>>12511007Why wouldn't pony have facial hair?
>>12511025Because they are already covered in fur.
>>12511007Pretty sure that's Price's insert.
>>12511007Because that's Price's ponysona. Amy Cook's OC is in the previous panel.
>>12511014I-I guess pony feels really comfortable and safe around me...
>>12511040Well dash is blushing in that picture...
>>12511036>cutie mark is a pencil with batman wings
>>12510952I know that feel man. Haven't visited or been visited by my family since I moved out on my own. I wish I was in an Apple.
Guys I just got these ponies and the pink one just won't stop doing this to the yellow one. What do I do?
>>12511034It's a cartoon.
>>12511061>>12511063I'm okay with this.
>>12511057His favorite super hero is BatmanHis favorite pony is Batman And Luna followed by AJHis fetish is BatmanHe would fuck Batman dude.
>>12511065Your pink one is defective. You'll have to send her back for replacement before she overloads and explodes.
>>12511065just get one of these cones at your local pet shopit's what I did
>>12511074>He would fuck Batman dudeBruce or Dick?
>>12510060It does - or at least CAN - but it takes an enormous amount of lube, time, and concentration letting that shit build. I will say that it's way more effective than their more slender models.
>>12511065Encourage the yellow one to return the favorif that does not work out return them to the manufacturer as you have a defective pair.
>>12510931I find that hard to believe. I invested 15 years into a hobby I love but I'm still awfully bad at it.
>>12510935>>12510951Every time I see this I think of Remove Kolechian, and I check to see if Papers, Please is out...
>>12511096That's impossible, unless your hobby is collecting yachts
>>12511095>>12511083>>12511080PLEASE HELP IT'S GETTING WORSE
>>12511121Dude let them fuckHappened the same to my Bluish Gray and Purple models. They fuck and they act mostly normal after that.
>>12511083So Dash finally got fixed, huh?
>>12511076I want to fuck a pony and reach down and grab huge knockers and tweak those nipples and use them as leverage to pound harder
>>12511017But she sees them every daySuffice to say
>>12510903I think I'd rather impregnate a fat changeling broodmare instead of become one
>>12511112I've been playing the piano for 11 years, I practice daily and I still have not improved in the slightest
>>12511162Are you an imputee?
>>12511162Unless you're banging your fists on the keys every day for 5 minutes I find that hard to believe.
>>12511171nojust bad at it
>>12511103You can preorder it
I like crotchboobs more when ponies are just so casual about them.http://i.imgur.com/5Hz5yeC.jpg
Fuck you, MLPG, I thought you were cool.
>>12511210They're just stupid
>>12511198AW SHIT NIGGER YOU ARE RIGHThttp://store.steampowered.com/app/239030
>>12510768He looks sharp as hell, what are you talking abou?
>>12511220We aren't cool at all, we are hot.
>>12511192Time for muscle confusion day!Play the piano while being turned upside down
>>12511210I like cortchboobs when they are small and cute
I need comedic fanficsgimmie
>>12511235Maybe you're 35°C, but crotchboobs are literally cancer.It just ain't natural
Do stallions have crotchboobs?
>>12511257I like you when you're small and cute.
>>12511210They should probably be a bit higher up, or else it looks way too hard to walk with them
>>12511265NopeNot even nipples
>>12511265No.They have sweaty, swollen balls
>>12511261Well, when they look like human boobs they aren't natural.If they look small then they look natural and hotter.
>>12511191It's probably just your perception. I constantly think that I'm not getting better at playing the guitar, but then I try to play a song I thought was hard a year ago and it's incredibly easy.
>>12511288I don't see any.
>this threadIt feels like nighttime came 6 hours early
>>12511261I kinda agree.>>12511257 are the only ones I like. There but not in the way
>>12511321Why do you hate correct anatomy?
>>12511164it wasn't really the crotchboobs that I liked but thanks anyway
>>12511316They would cum early
>>12510941I'm pretty sure the point of humanizations is to make more familiar versions of your favorite character without making you feel bad for jerking it to a horse.
>>12511338>Gigantic crotchboobs in the shape of human titsWhy do YOU hate correct anatomy?
>>12511318I like you, Anon.
>>12511327I prefer my human ponies to be not unf and stay firmly in the ream of pretty/cute
>>12511338Because they look fucking gross
>>12511367You just became slightly better, Twilight.Just a tiny bit better.
>>12511348But I don't even find them sexywhen they get to that point of heavy sexualization they loose apeal
>>12511349Oh, these? But I never said I liked them, I hate them just as you.I like normal crotchboobs, thank you very much.
Vinyl Scratch continues to show she has shit taste in music.
>>12511359Then why make them human?
>>12511386At least it's not wubstep.
>>12511386Should i recognize these lyrics?
this is just a flashback when everyone drew ponies with human vaginas
this is just a flashback when everyone didn't draw ponies
>>12511386BEEP BEEP'M BEEP BEEP YEAH
>>12511395because seeing human versions of pony characters is really cute/neat
Pone fucked up
>>12511367But what about your crotchboobs?
>>12511436I guess, but then might as well keep them as ponies,
>watch me anon!
>>12511436I know, huh?
>>12511436TLM02 is still my favorite human pony artist.
>>12511455>that one frame of scrunching at the sart
>>12511476E-QUES-TRIA GIRLSTHEY'RE KIND OF MAGICALBOOTS ON HOOVESBIKINIS ON TOP
your favorite pony is now a princesswhat do
>>125109022anime4megiant boobs, weird face and eyes, etc
I feel like crying right now because pony will never be real
>>12511470VLC, remove that! You will get hurt from wearing that!
>>12511470Yeah I'm watching you, yeah, wait, why is a part of your tail still on the screen?
>>12511494If I don't tell her she won't know
What if Big Mac presented his ass to you for tender fucking?
>>12511479He isn't my favorite, but he certainly ranks highly
>>12511498But you can't cry, because you'll never be real, either.
>>12511476Humans, not freaky half-anthro-half alien things loosely resembling ponies
>>12511488already seen it
>you will never rub a flustered wolf's fuzzy chestwhy am i alive
>>12511494Be happy because that means more screentime.
>>12511504I would politely declineI don't swing that way
>>12511513why not just pet a dog
>>12511494But one of my favorite ponies was always a princessIs my other favorite pony a princess too?
>>12511386>Shit taste>BeatlesGet out.
>>12511513To yiff in hell, furfag.
>>12511529wolves are better
>>12511544epic /b/ meme
>>12511544you're just as bad as him
>>12511455Ponki is so cute with her hair flat like that.
>>12511544Is this one of the famous artworks made a gone and forgotten culture that were dug up by internet archeologists?
>>12511541Beatles are entry level rock and roll.
Who was the fagget saying batpones general is better than MLPG. Before i went to shower this thread was 43 post long and batpones was 185. After my shower this thread is now 220+ and batpones is 210. ...just saying
>>12511544>Complaining about furries on MLPG
>>12511555>not going full wolf ponypleb
>>12511580report, hide and filter everyone.
>>12511580I heard gullible isn't in the dictionary. You should find out
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>12511578The Beatles helped shape an entire generation of music. Entry level or not, they made a bunch of catchy tunes. Get the fuck out with that hipster shit.
>>12511580>Not just browsing both>We aren't enemies, not really
>>12511593pony wolf is a cute
>>12511578entry level =/= badjust like overrated =/= bad
>>12511580Yeah but this thread is much more general in it's discussion and bat ponies is far more narrow.not the best metric to use
>>12511555A sapient pony practically creaming over the thought of play-acting as a nonsapient dogNow I've seen everythingAnd found it Good
>>12511600H-hey, you're back!
>>12511609I'd make pony role play as a dumb earth horse
>>12511580epic board war brony/)
>>12511588>VR POV horseporn when?
>>12511593I'd still pony a nonpony pony
>>12511600I missed you
>>12511563It's SA.PNG you dumb retard
>>12511639Would you really, anon?
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>12511639Would you pony a horse pony?
>>12511667>implying she isn't adorableWould pony pony with
>>12511667>>12511676You could at least make this challenging
>>12511667EqG Dash is somewhat cute
>>12511681>filling Equestia Girl Rainbow Dash with your stallion rod
>>12511580Man, fuck off, no one here actually cares about this kind of shit
>>12511676The eyes don't work with the style
>>12511577Yes, Anon.Those were times long forgotten by all mankind.Times of strife. Times of sorrow and pain. That was when our forefathers fought for our freedom, for our liberty, for our right to live without oppression. Those were the times before all of this; before pone, before /co/, before the great and the terrible.These were crucial times for all of us, Anon, for without our victory, we would have been tormented by our loss to this very day. Not because of our missdoings, but of what we have not done. If it were not for our great ancestors, all of this would be different. Nanaki would even be a normal person.by the way you suck dicks
>>12511636http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=73799908&postcount=309Soon fellow horse fucker.Soon.
>>12511701Hey guys I was right.He actually has NBS-leves of delusion!
>>12511529Would you pet pony?
HEY I'M GRUMP
>given the opportunity to team up with the princess>she admits to finding him pleasant to be around>probably would fall for him given enough time>decides to abandon her for the quest he already started to get some nails to fix that board for his grannyWhy is Big Mac not the Element of Loyalty?
>>12511722It's called a joke, dingus.
>>12511679Whats the fucking point on posting the linkboard this many times?
>>12511734I'M NOT SO GRUMP
>>12511734How was your flight, SB?
>>12511733I've always felt petting to be mildly demeaningSo yes, I would
>>12511753This is the first time I've been called SB
>>12511756This makes me hard
>>12511734No I'm Grump!
>>12511734>>12511749AND WE'RE BEST SHIP
>>12511776why does bon bon make twilight so sweaty
>>12511736Because he wasn't loyal, he just had good taste in princesses.
>>12511593>>12511606>>12511639>>12511756Stop posting dog ponies.
>>12511776grumpy pones are cute
>>12511684She really was, even if she was obnoxious with the whole awesome thing.Nothing a gag wouldn't fix though.
>>12511796but anonthe last one isn't even a dog
>>12511796what about ponies in show canon dog costumes?
>>12511799but she won't get any money because you enslaved her
>>12511776Then I'm not so grump!
>>12511799Do they know that they just look cuter when they're angry?
>>12511796This seems like a request for dog ponies to me.
>>12511821They're angry when they're cute.
>>12511712Holy shitIt is actually happening.
>>12511858ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE HOT LESBIAN SEX
Who is ready for the spaghetti singularity?
>>12511893Well Gilda only has a cloaca, so no good tribadism.
>>12511858>>12511867>>12511893>>12511907I-I can't ship PinkieGilda, it's wrong
>>12511909The one upside is that I can safely start planning to attend next year.
>>12511810I do not enslave ponies anonI free them from the oppressive bonds of clothing>>12511821Poor pones, nobody will take them seriously when they are mad because they get so adorable
>>12511923Does anyone have that picture of Pinkie touching Gilda's paw?
>>12511923You're just a coward, anon
>>12511952It's a real problem
>>12511933>hating on best Twilight shipPleb please.
>>12511918>not editing the book cover tooFor shame.
>>12511987>best Twilight shipRarity and Twilight clearly have something going on with the way they are always touching each other.
>>12511952>the oppressive bonds of clothingYou want to corrode their desires and subjugate free will. You are a monster and a tyrant.
>>12511987>best Twilight ship
>>12512006Rarity will sleep with anyone to get close to Canterlot. She's a slut.>>12512023And Pinkie's an even bigger slut who doesn't deserve Twilight.
>>12512039what about the most logical Twilight ship?
>>12512039>implying Twilight isn't the biggest slut of them all
>>12511987But that's not Twiluna.
>>12512048That isn't logical at all.
>>12511987>Best Twilight shipBut that's not Twinkie.
how can i get a girlfriend who is like fluttershy
>>12512067It's not TwiDash either, pleb.
>>12512060I always liked the twixlunaxfluttxsunbutt fourway ship
>>12512077But I didn't say anything about the worst possible ship
>>12511504>binfordi don't think so, tim
>>12512039>>12511987anon pleasestop hurting yourselfwe all know who's the pperfect match for twilight
>>12512048>Spike is a child and has a crush on Rarity>Twilight is his mother figureWhere did you get that logic? Special ed classes?
>>12512056Twilight isn't a slut
>>12512093Twilight is best pony and Dash is second best ponyThey seem perfect to me.
>>12511576would you run your fingers through her silky smooth mane
>>12512107And she's not interested in Rainbow Dash, either.
Head of a pony in a bucketBody of a pony in a bag
>>12512067That's not Twishy
>>12512133HOLY SHIT LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU PONIES THERE'S A BIG ROBOT STARING IN YOUR WINDOW
>All these terrible ships
>>12512133>shipping best pony with that massive cumdrinking slut
>>12512133There hardly any interaction with those two ponies.
>>12512133I find any ship with fluttershy cute. She is just a really easy pony to ship.
>>12512140Hey, Twilight doesn't DRINK cum.
>>12512118The best thing is seeing Dash DENIED.
>>12512098Yes anon, the character with zero personality is the perfect match for her.
>>12512147i swear to god i saw that gif a holocaustion times and didn't need it, and now that i do i can't fucking find it
>>12512154So Twi x Anon?
>>12512151The best thing about Dash is seeing her fail.
>>12512147No, she sips like a lady.
>>12512145Yes, and very promiscuous.
>>12512154>arguing canonanon por favorpor favor
>>12512098sunlight is best ship
>>12512163shiieettbetter get that burn heal yothat was sick nasty
>>12512181see ya xieril
>>12512098You are right!
>>12512168I was the first person to posit in that picture Dash is just the bridesmaid and Fluttershy is looking at her with pity, embarrassed she just can't get the hint.It delights me to no end it's still going strong.
>>12512145oh myare those colored pencilsthat art is beautiful
From now on it'll be easy to tell who Twi fancies, now she has wings.
>>12512180>>12512203Flash why do you waste your time on MLPG?
>>12512202But I'm not leaving yet
>>12512218I said SEE YA
>>12512218Yes you are, now go to your room.
>>12512218>tfw xieril is ded>tfw he hats us
>>12512213itactually doesn't look so badmuzzle aside
>>12512231he didn't survive the childbirth
>>12512145Because she's the gentle, reserved foil to a group of hyperactive friends.
>>12512217Because I see people talking shit about my girl.
ROLL UP ROLL UPSTEP RIGHT THIS WAY
>>12512098>>12512203Having your waifu show interest in another character is a serious issue inflicting hundreds of thousands of homosexuals across the world each year. Please demonstrate care when speaking of a character's relationship, or else I may violently kill myself and in the process possibly injure others. Thank you.
>>12512247>your girlFlash baby don't be this delusional please
>>12512252Why are you crying, Dash?
>>12512245Build-a-Bear's always said that, it's the adjective not the fandom
>Breath of Fire 6 announced >online touch mobile RPGnot like this... not like this...
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>Lesbian shipsThe second thing I hated the most
>>12512261Fuck off Sunset. Go blow those 2 cronies you have following you around.
>>12512269Fluttershy left her
>>12512256>tfw no matter who my waifu is she always falls in love with anotherWhy
>>12512295what about forceful straight ships?
>>12512299Flash you've been locked up in your room for a week, what are you even doing in there
>>12512305what is it pinkiewhy are you so cute
>>12512295Straight is cute too.
>>12512320Because it's canon that she's cute.
>>12512302>tfw no matter who myartbando is he always falls in love with anotherWhy
I'm going to ask Sunset-chan to the fall formal!
>>12512300But why? Why would Fluttershy leave Dash?
>>12512288>Street Fighter x Capcom>browser game>Deep Down>online only "reading RPG"I am seriously done with this company. Sorry AA5/Dragon's Dogma/MH, but this shit is way too much.
>>12512339It's not rape if she's a princess
It's really difficult for me to pretend EqG doesn't exist when people keep bringing it up.I'm leaving for a while.
>>12512336She just went to get some snacks, Dash isn't a very smart pony.
>>12512302That's okay. My first waifu was pretty androgynous and most characters in the show were never sure if she was even a girl. I'm not sure if she wasn't mentally insane or just childish either.Then she just got up and left her friends to walk across a desert planet alone with the dog.
>>12512353But look! They can be so cute! At least Twily can.
>>12512353or just stop being a faggot and get over it
>>12512361Oh. I bet Dash would pounce on Fluttershy when she came back.
>>12512362>first waifuYOU HAD ONE BEFORE BONBON?WHO ARE YOU, APPLEDAN?
>>12512372Lyra confirmed for best Yoshi
>>12512353They can be cute if done right
>FiM ends in S5>Hasbro annnounces gen 5 mlp>MLP: Beyond>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVdTbiLku48
>>12512323>FluttermacAutism only surpassed by VinylXOctavia.
>>12512386>Ponk>Not cuteIt's almost as if you're asking to get punched in the face
>>12512398Would you ride Lyra?
>>12512381Are you telling me that if the show is cancelled and it's been like 10 years I can't divorce a waifu? I didn't even know what a waifu was and she was older than me.
>>12510902Eh, seems too Dragon's Crown to be unf for me.
>>12512411We're talking about pairing cartoon ponies romantically, anonautism is a moot point
>>12512429Man, are ponies' bodies made out of mostly water? They sweat so much
Dear Journal,I have established myself as a productive member of pony society. Now that I've held down a job and an apartment for several months, things are starting to feel normal. The only continuing nightmare is that the ponies won't stop queefing on me. I believe it's some sort of game they play, but I have yet to figure out why. I will write more when I learn the purpose.-Anonymous
>>1251247080% water20% marshmallow
>>12512470They're mostly marshmallow.
>>12512470Ponies are 80% water
>>12512470BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER
>>12512411But Vinyl x Octavia as roommates is best friendship.
>>12512470Sweating is important to keep them from being overhydrated
>>12512515is that pone a cyclopse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwN5HLiZ7_oWhat do you think of Wander Over Yonder?
>>12512470For some of them its even their special talent
>>12512531Looking forward to it
>>12512429>lewd horn leaking
>>12512411Never was a fan of the them foricbly being shipped together just because of music, but>>12512510 as friends and or rivals
>>12512470Dash is just a very sweaty Pegasus.
>>12512546No, you bend over.
>>12512531I KNOW IT'S CATCHY BUT I WOULD LIKE TO STOP HEARING THIS SONG IN MY HEAD PLS
>>12512531eh... i like the skeleton
>>12512546Why is her right foreleg so short
You get to go to Equestria, but everything you've ever posted on 4chan is for public display. Do you?
>>12512429waifus are forever
>>12512566a sweatasus?what does pony sweat smell like
>>12512566Does that mean she's always smelly?
>>12512581sure why notcan i come back if i find it boring
>>12512581But Anonit's all anonymous anyway
>>12512592naw manshe's a very clean pony
>>12512612look at that big blue butt
>>12512580Why are you so annoying
>>12512581Yeah, of course. I doubt anybody other than Twilight would even bother to read more than a couple posts.
>>12512612Wet horses smell like wet dogs
>looking at SpeghettiCon '13 schedule>Sunday at 2:30 PM>"Friendship Freud"
>>12512633but wet cartoon ponies only smell more like their color than when they're dry.
>>12512598IS THAT A PENIS?
>>12512531That style looks very familiar, who all is working on it?
>>12512592No she's just usually sweating. I'm sure she bathes. Like zipping thru a rain cloud is washing.
>>12512634I liked 60s Spiderman before the rest of the internet ruined the concept.
>>12512640I would watch that panel.
At some point in Equestrian affairsA pony has tried shoving their horn up another ponies ponut for sexual pleasure
>>12512581>my ponimouto/waifu might actually notice me
>>12512592>>12512649Even if she cleans herself regularly, if she always sweats her natural musk will overpower all other artifial fragrances
>>12512640That reminds, what is lk's twitter account for this kind of stuff?
>>12512581I would tell them I don't remember making any of those posts.Except the nice ones.
>>12512647Artists from Samurai Jack, Craig McCracken's making it and Faust
>>12512664Is that a yes?
>>12512647Craig and faust
>>12512581They'd be very confused by how I both make fun of and love them in different posts.
>>12512674I swear to god if you say the word musk one more time I will find you and give you SUCH a pinch.
>>12512581They would probably think I have some sort of multiple personality disorder or something if they took everything I said seriously.
>>12512690>filenamenot if I kill myself first
>>12512694just to that one
>>12512713Na, I just checked, its Friendship Feud. How disappointing.
>>12512724>that feelI can't even really get off to other ponies anymore.
Also while I'm here at the con does anyone have any photo requests? Like of ppl or VAs or artists or anything?
>>12512742Show us Tara's dick
>>12512742MLPG people. All of them.
>>12512581Rarity would murder me for all the lewd things I've discussed about Sweetie
>>12511602I hope I'm not too late.
>>12512742everyone affiliated with MLPG or of interest in some other way
>>12512742Record one of the VA's saying "boop"Preferably Ashleigh if she's there
>>12512581Can they even read english letters?
>>12512742SB's 8" dick
>>12512768and Andrea Libman's legs
>>12512757...what kinds of things?
>>12512741total confidencewealth of experiencemagicheavenly bodyand, if you want it, complete domination
>>12512757>that feelI helped with most of the lewd Sweetie ERPs on this thread.
>>12512771>ashleigh says "boop" and gigglesmy heart
>>12512763oh /mu/, will you ever not be awful?
>>12512768Libman is at the german con
>>12512782How much candy you get stuck in your mane when you go to tha candy shop. Goddamn, take a bath, pone.
>>12512796I want to put it into that addon so I hear it every time the marker gets placed
>work in autism therapy agency in side office of bank building>hear faint song I think I recognize over bank sound system>pause my work to listenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk>oh god>what
>>12512812Blog Status: UPDATED
>>12512763The Beatles are pretty overblown, and not worth the fucking MEGA STARDOM they've retained somehow. They're the goddamn Monkees.
>>12512753>>12512766Okay I'll try. >>12512771I will try my damndest.>>12512775But he's asleep and wound not like that
>>12512742>>12512775Seconding thisOn a more serious note>>12512753would be kind of cool
>>12512818>"No, /mu/ will never not be awful"
>>12512812>Listening to: Dubstep>mood: depressed yet misunderstood
>>12512797>Hopefully, [...] there will be a clear demarcation between a great musicial like Tim Buckley [...]How can you even take that seriously?
>>12512786Also her loving character
>>12512828Wait, is Bronecone happening tomorrow?
>>12512835You sure showed /mu/ with your greentext.They'll think twice before insulting music you like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCqdQAleG1Qthis is a video representation of all twifags
>>12512846I thought you were about to say "motherly." I'd have flipped. Loving and caring doesn't necessarily mean motherly. It does mean she gives the best hugs, though.
>>12512828call him gay for me in personpls
>>12512862yesand the whole weekend too
>>12512782These kinds of things.Applejack would probably murder me also.
>>12512763I never said they were the greatest. They were popular and helped shape music during their time. What does this have to do with anything?
>>12512874That kinda was the joke.
>>12512900Did you even reat it?
>>12512828>But he's asleep and wound not like thatnonsense, everybody wants to wake up without pants to a sound of a camera-shutter.
>>12512828Give all them MLPG peeps a big hug from us
>>12512828So who is going this year? You, SB, Brae, LK and Jessy?
>>12512874besides, if you're gonna do incest-play, sibling > parent
>>12512918He obviously read the first sentence.
>>12512908I'm slow. But don't tell anyone. I'd be terribly embarrassed.
>>12512918Yes. It pretty much just amounts to the statement that the Beatles were overblown. Nothing more.
>>12512929FullStop and Sanguinius too
>>12512939It's obviously satire you autistic fuck
>>12512828Wake his ass up and make him draw me a snips
>>12512882Well now I'm definitely not going to get anything done this weekend. I really hope they stream that grimdark panel. Its gonna be autismal as hell.
>>12512951WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?
>>12512929also Hops (aka Dovne) as well
>>12512966There's a grimdark panel?Oh fuck I need to see that but I'm gone all weekend
>>12512949It's not. Scaruffi is just crazy.He's right, but crazy.
>>12512960He should wake up his rest too. I don't think his ass alone can draw snips.
Uh, is this the MLPG? My sister told me to me to ask y'all why you ain't...breathin'? I think that's what she said. It was kind of hard to hear her 'cuz she was yelling at me from the barn door and she sounded all funny like she was wrestling with someone.
>>12512960Draw yourself a Snips. Aren't you kind of halfway able to do that now?
>you will never meet anyone from MLPG in person
>>12512989Do you want to breathe with me little apple?
>>12512989>you are now breathing manually
>>12512935It's okay Anon.I bet she DO would make a great mother, though.
>>12512995Thank god for that.
>>12512982I should have expressed myself more clearly, sorryIts usage is satirical
>>12512989APPLE BLOOM! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
>>12512989Tell her that I want my turn.
>>12512989Sorry, Applebloom, I had an asthma flareup. Nothing to worry about.Maybe you need to get your sister an inhaler! Stat! Just barrel into the room!
>>12512995There is always next year's Bronycon.
>>12512999BREATHE WITH MEPSYCHOSOMATIC ADDICT INSANE
>>12512995>you will never meet anyone from MLPG in prison
>>12512995I'll save up some money, and maybe sell prints or whatnot if I make it that far artwise. otherwise, I'll just take a longer vacatio with a weekend of autism thrown in.
>>12512994I'm still pretty bad at posing
>>12513033>you'll never shank that asshole who always gave you a hard time
>>12513033>>12513042mlpg what are you doin
>>12513025>tfw Atlantic ocean
>>12512995Whoever the anon is, he would dislike me, and shit would be awkward.No thanks.
>>12513033You guys are silly
>>12512995Everyone on MLPG is uggo anyways
>>12513045Don't worry. If it makes you feel any better you're already better than me at every part of drawing.
>>12513062That fucking feelbeing eurofag is suffering
>>12512966The grimdark panel just makes me sad. It's a bunch of people who only do blunt, excessive grimdark and are there for their popularity, not their ability and they're just going to encourage more of the same. I'm cringing even at the thought of it. There are few people in the fandom that actually know enough about storytelling to host a panel.
>>12513068Goat and Xie aren't
>>12513062>>12513078>>12513079That's no excuse. You guys just aren't trying hard enough.
>>12513089Don't feel sorry for them, waste of time.
>>12512983He's been awake the past 14 hours. Cut him some slack. Didn't eat either, me and him just got back from a bistro. I'll bother him when its pacific rim time. Right now we re still getting badges and resting from long trips. As for those other replies:duly noted. I'll post picture sets on my regular art tumblr tonight and next feew days.
>>12513068i think SB's kind of very cute
what a silly pony
>>12513104I'm not spending a gorillion dollars just to travel to murrika for a con
>>12513108I'd love to see more pictures but that is the best way to do it since it's not really pony.
>>12513072Kraut why do you constantly shit on yourself when you don't deserve it
>>12513126Rarity stop thatthat is most unbecoming of a lady
Where can I download EqG in HD again?The only version I've seen so far is the shaky bootleg one with a third of the screen missing.
>>12513126Make way for best pony (and Twilight, the second worst)
>>12513108>IT'S RIM TIME>NO COSMO NO
>>12513003A fantastic one.The only reason I wouldn't want her to be my mother is because I don't think she would be able to consider romance once that sort of relationship is established.
>>12513104It's 700€ just to buy tickets, without taking on account hotel, convention tickets, food, etc
>>12513126But thats not AJ!
>>12513120I've never seem him before
which con are we talking about, again?
>>12513108>awake 14 hoursi am awake 28-20 hours every day and ahve only one real meal every day. what's his excuse?
>>12513089But that's exactly why its going to be so bad. Which is great because it just reaffirms my ideas about the shitty, awful fandom.
>>12513130Just go for a few weeks' roadtrip or something and make spaghetti con one of your destinations.
>>12513150Twilight sure does look cute in robes
>>12513164he likes not killing himself slowly?
>>12513072Oh dont say that man, Tan still busts out shit he never taught me how to do in strams sometimes.>>12513062>Atlantic>not the glorious Pacific
>>12513135You guys always try to call me out on being Kraut every time I talk down about myself. I'm just Anon though.
>you will never give her the mickey d
>>12513174...isn't that a furry convention?
>>12513164he was actually awake for 22 hours on 4 hours sleep
>>12513183She seem deflated.
>>12513189That's because Kraut has admitted to going anon and shitting on himself
>>12513196I wish Rarity were on me...
>>12513135>Kraut capitalisingHe wasn't even able to do that when he was pretending to be someone else.
>>12513135He shits on himself and everyone else shits on him even harder for that and they all have good reason to.
Guys, which hall will the grimderp panel be in?Apparently at the same time different 3 streams will be going active, Main Hall, Hall of the Sun and Hall of the Moon
>>12513155>not hijacking a plane and crashing in into the bronycon convention buildingIts like you don't even want 41 virgin pony waifus.
>>12513167Thank you Anon~
>As you can see I'm wearing glasses>In conclusion, I am not stupid
>>12513154She'd still be a great mother.Could you be a good father?
>tfw Bronycon is happening during my birthday>can't enjoy the trainwreck with MLPG>won't be able to request a birthday picAt least I'm gonna get wasted with some family.
>>12513232Kiss me.Girls with glasses turn me on.
>>12513243why can't you just request a birthday pic right now?
>>12513190that is all rose really wantshttp://bloominrose.tumblr.com/post/57088813901/hamburgers-definitely-hamburgers
>>125132376/10I'll do him
>>12513196You know, I had an odd thought at work today.It's said that unicorns could only be captured by a virgin. And I know we always joke around about how Rarity's a slut, but I like to think she'd only have sex with virgins. She'd just whore herself out to waves and waves on young stallions and colts who have never tasted a mare before.Or at the very least playfully tease them.
>>12513207Exactly. He is only shitpossting about himself to get more attention. He only started getting depressed when he noticed that he sucked too hard to get friends the normal way.
>>12513168>comic sansunless the person who drew this is under 12, there i no excuse
>>12513108Cosmo, d'you have specific plans tonight? Once I've grabbed my badge and checked in at my hotel I've got nothing to do. Hit me up on Skype.
>>12513154What if she was your big sister instead
>>12513207I am very certain Kraut of all people doesnt think I am better than he is.
>>12513245Guys make passes at girls with glasses.
>>12513232Please. Next thing you will tell me is that if you are wearing a wedding dress, you are actually going to marry me.
I need computer help. I need a new laptop to animate for a project, pony related. What is a good reliable laptop that is relatively low priced? My tec savy friend recommended me a very pricey machine this one; http://www.bestbuy.com/site/MSI+-+15.6%22+Notebook+-+6+GB+Memory+-+750+GB+Hard+Drive+-+Gray/1307643914.p?id=mp1307643914&skuId=1307643914but I want your input. These are the other choices I have:http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834230824http://www.amazon.com/ASUS-K55A-DS71-15-6-Inch-Laptop-Mocha/dp/B00BCHHZGW/ref=lp_7096462011_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1373480709&sr=1-6http://www.amazon.com/Asus-X550CA-DB51-ASUS-15-6-Inch-Laptop/dp/B00COQIWVW/ref=lp_7096462011_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1373641903&sr=1-20http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834230987
>>12513218GOOD NEWS EVERYONEGRIMDERP PANEL WILL BE STREAMED
>>12512423There, I fixed it.
You know what would be awesome?a scarecrow-like villain that shows the deepest fear of the main characters
be a man
>>12513242I couldn't even think about it. I'm so selfish with my time, I'd do a terrible job. Though, if I found a way to share my time with Celestia, I might be able to do it for a kid. I dunno. Haven't thought about it that much. Unless she really wanted kids I'd be against it.This is so autistic.
>>12513292You mean like Sombra?
>>12513232Okay Dash, what's 2+2?Here's a hint: The answer is not The Wonderbolts.
>>12513255Because it feels weird requesting it when it's not my birthday?
>>12513281Awesome. Its going to be great.
>>12513242What if she would be a good father
>>12513237He still sort of looks like Jack Black.
>>12513313Thats what everyone said the last time he post his image here.
>>12513271She might catch me masturbating and then, instead of running away and squealing in shock, she might finish the job for me."Big sisters have to take care of their little brothers, no matter what."
>>12513313welcome to winter 2011
>>12513287I'd ride that
>>12513307But it will be in a few days and you won't be here, what's the difference?
>>12513237this is a man that loves big dicks
>>12513263>It's said that unicorns could only be captured by a virgin.I think about this sometimes, too. Maybe it explains why the typical ponyfan is a virgin neckbeard.
>>12513264>feigning depression to make frensS-should I?
>>12513296>This is so autistic.Welcome to MLPG!Now tell me what you would do with her on your anniversary
>>12513328this sounds hot but never happens in reality
>>12513268Me low key, SB, Paris, stonershy jessy and sanguinius are seeing Pacific rim @ 7. My phone isn't skyping too well. Want to meet me in front of the con by the sub shop at 7?
Is Creepy Curse at bronecon?
>>12513304Do not mention that name ever again.
>>12513325>>12513332Please stop being so close to the camera, you too.
>>12513326>>12513329I already knew what he looked like.What I was getting at is that he doesn't look that cute because of it.He still has a cute personalityand possibly a huge dick
>>12513332bon bon pls
>>12513263>>12513341It was virgin women.
>>12513068According to other people I look kinda handsome.
>>12513361My mistake.@ 6?
>>12513361JELLY LEVELS OFF THE FUCKING CHARTSPLEASE TAKE PICS
>>12513342Worked for him, but make sure to give a convincing delivery. He wasn't too good at faking it, but he still got the attention he wanted.
>>12513376WHAT'S WRONG ANON
>>12513376>you tooFuck, I mean, you two.
>>12513296It's alright to think that at the start; you've not settled in and there's so much to learn and do.And she's patient.
>>12513275>very pricey>your alternatives cost the sameTry to find something that doesn't come with an OS. Out of the ones listed the ASUS K55A seems to be the best, i7 CPU and 8GB RAM. Look up benchmarks for the CPUs though and get the one with the best. A better option would be buying a desktop, as always, so mobility should be very important for you if you get a laptop.
>>12513398back the fuck offf?!?!
>>12513382Not in my Rarity headcanon it's not.She's also bi
>>12513398pinkie stahpyour breath smells like old cum
>>12513361how many of those are girls
I wish I were a pony so I would have friends
Evens: Fap to poneOdds: Not fap to pone
>>12513433You wouldn't put your dick in thishttp://i.imgur.com/Kl7jRxk.jpg
>>12513394I actually think he's being genuine, but what gets me is that people will always flock to help out someone wit depression while largely ignoring those who get by OK, because they don't seem to 'need' human interaction, or something.
>>12513448you probably still wouldn't even have friends as a pony
>>12513403but I don't live as long as her...
>>12513394I don't know if he's faking depression, but he definitely isn't faking his self-hate.
>>12513451isn't that a bit scarywhat if she rapes them
>>12513464Just kidding, I'd be your friendBut it would be because you're a pony
>>12513441cadance your breath smells like your husband's unwashed dick>>12513446lyra your breath smells like bon bon's candy
>>12513448But having friends is so easy.
>>12513291>someone still has that old thing savedwoah
>>12513448You are just as capable of making friends as a human. Just look here:>>12513361They made friends and they are atleast 10x more autistic than you are.
>>12513465She can probably turn you immortal.
>>12513361I am not of my train yet but if I can make it I'll be there. Look for a giant in a black knit cap
>>12513465That's what you think
>>12513475what does her candy smell like
>>12513475>"what do I smell like anon?"
>>12513458As horrible as this is it's probably true.What do you think is going to change if you made it to Equestria and became a pony? You'd still be that same introverted loser you were over here.If you were lucky enough to live in Ponyville the only person you could possible make friends with would be Pinkie, but I'm sure most of the people here would manage to fuck that up too.
>>12513361>>12513480Where is this taking place?
>>12513475>Shining Armor unwashed
>>12513480Don't worry, bro. I got your back.
>>12513479>immortalityPossibly the most horrific curse one can inflict on somebody
>>12513499Baltimore, I assume
>>12513504Dang, he looks handsome. n-no homo
>>12513477I actually found it when I decided go to my pony folder and try to find that lewd Anon/Scoots thing Aspirant did.
>>12513305that's easy, it's not The Wonderbolts!
deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer deer
>>12513361Hope you're seeing IMAX version
>>12513475>lyra your breath smells like bon bon's candymmmm, candy
>>12513508>implyingIf I hate one trope, it's the "abloo bloo bloo, not dying with 60 is so awful" one.
>>12513504That doesn't show either of the major features I listed.
>>12513521>Art Anon will never draw Juniper again>She will never go on adventures with the CMC as an honorary member
>>12513457They could be honest about it instead of waiting complete strangers to come to them.Putting up a construct of elaborate lies works too, but is absolutely despicable.>>12513468You obviously haven't been here when it all started. Until he got "super duper depressed" he was pretty much ignored and then he suddenly gained all these friends. He saw how well that worked out and has been going ever since.
>>12513504Topher Grace pls
>>12513479why would she make you live longer than her?
>>12513518I'm sorry Dash, but you're going to have to repeat the 5th grade. Again.
>>12513535Well, duh. It was to fill in all the details you missed.
>>12513508>Immortality is a curseYou know what the common factor is in everyone who's ever said that?They were mortalbut those grapes were probably sour anyway
>>12513516Did you find it?
>>12513502This may sound ignorant, but... do real female ponies have pubic hair?
>>12513496horny goat weed
>>12513479>>125134932 scary things about this: 1) I've already thought about this situation, 2) the idea of immortality is terrifying, but I also might accept. Best would be if we just both lived a very long time.
>>12513555glitter glue we get ityou have a shitty body and you feel very mortal and you wish you could live forever so you wouldn't have to worry about it
>>12513555I know right?I want to be immortal
>>12513547Because she can either turn herself immortal or ask her sister to do it for her.
>Making friends is easyNot when you're a true autist like me
>>12513496toothpaste-flavored ice cream
Reading the panel names and especially descriptions is physically painful>Critiquing 101>learn about giving and receiving critique from people who have no idea whatsoever how to handle critique>Con photography>when not a single person ever takes decent pictures>dozens of voice acting panels>how to write: learning from people who have nothing to teach 2: electric boogaloo
>>12513555>tfw I have to agree with GG for once
>>12513448if only i was human i would have friends. right now i am a wolf.
>>12513544>Until he got "super duper depressed"That was in August when SB came to his rescue. The rest is history
>>12513558YesSorry aspirant, but it's too unf and cute.
>>12513498I'm sure most of us would change completely and adapt to the new environmentwe would be good pones, after a while
>>12513495like concentrated vagina
>>12513533>60Have fun with 600000000 and floating around in space for eternity after the sun explodes
All of you going to bronycon better go to Big Bill Hell's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
>>12513577No. Making friends in dead simple. You just give up before you even try.
I just ordered some lecithin, what else do I need?
>>12513598Immortality isn't invulnerability
>>12513566It wouldn't be real immortality anyway. You just wouldn't age anymore.
>>12513583>people paid $1,200 to go to this
>>12513555grapes are disgusting
>>12513610a bucket to stand on and a mare to thrust into
>>12513555I am sure that if you asked some ancient greek philosopher about how it would be like being able to fly, he would do nothing but list flaws