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>>12403936Granny Smith is the best FIM character.Prove me wrong.
>>12403984That alone will kill the planet.
Does your favorite pony like the crust cut off her sandwich?
>>12403984That doesn't sound very safe.
>>12404020I like Young Smith.
>>12403936Will Granny live long enough to see her granddaughter crowned?Will she tell her how proud her parents would have been?
>>12404045I wonder how her parents died
>>12404012I don't know, big mac is still really big
>>12404035Only if it's shitty bread.
>>12404042She's like a non retarded Applejack.
Guess what got a cartoon, /co/.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRlN4v03k4
>>12403923>That is until Applejack shows up>"Applebloom?" She calls out, half yeling, half yelling. She peaks in to Anon's room and relaxes. "There you are. Came to check on you and found an empty bed. What are you doing bothering poor Anon like this?">"No, it's ok! He said it was!" Applebloom retorts from under the bed sheets>He and Applejack exchange glances and he nods, him nodding an affirmative.>Applejack smirks sheepishly.>"Well I guess if this is such a great spot durrng a storm, I might as well hunker down myself.">Before he knows in, Applejack nesstles in beside him, opposite of the little Appple. >One resting htheir head on his chest, the other against his back. Both falling asleep to the sound of his heart beat.>together, the three of them find a peaceful rest in the stormy night
>>12404058EG style ruins it, but it's not a "bad" outfit for her. We need a draw fag to do it.
>>12404030>>12404037I'm sure Discord knows what he's doing.
>tfw no vidya tonight with mlpg
>>12404069she would usually go for big mac, though tonight he is elsewhere, fucking some mare
>>12404099And then big mac enters, and lays on your chest, completely pinning you down.
>>12404086If we're /co/ right now then I'd just like to say that Ugly Americans in it's two seasons are better than Futurama's reboot and stand toe to toe with pre-cancellation Futurama and FG
>>12404069>But unky Anon, you're as big as Celestia!
Does pony ever wonder if their parents are/were good in bed?
>>12404135if you think about itponies are human sizedlike get on four legs right now and you're pretty short
>>12404101>tfw she wrote that letter to herself>tfw she's just playing pretend because no one asked her to the Fall Formal>tfw she danced with the muffin because otherwise she'd be dancing by herself, and she'd rather be thought of as crazy than that "desperate loser who couldn't get a date"Hell, even that nutjob Twilight Sparkle got a date.
>>12404135>marry Applejack>be Apple Bloom's big-brother-in-law
>>12404099>Applejack snores louder than the thunder outside>Apple Bloom would be kicking me in my sleep the whole nightWhat a nightmare
Every frame of Derpy until the credits
>>12404188but derpy was dancing at the dance
I want to be Fluttershy's little sister
>>12404167ponies aren't actually much taller if they stand on their hind legs though.
>>12404135Oh all right, but just this once.
Have a sloppy drawing.
>>12404120>tfw no vidya with mlpg for the last two months
>>12404214OH GOD HER EYES
>>12404205>pony will never be your poneechan
>>12404214that's a horse
>>12404202Was she?Was it the muffin dance?
>>12404167We have long ass legsAnon confirmed for midget
>>12404214Pinkie looks quite sloppy.
>>12404214It's like Brock fused with Pinkie Pie
>>12404045>>12404054applejacks parents made a bargain with celestiatheir lives for celestia to secretly guide their daughter
>>12404232>tfw we saved Derpy
>>1240422910/10 would quest with
>>12404173I would rather marry Apple Bloom.
>>12404241Brock would be completely hopeless in pony landToo many waifus
>>12404188>>12404232what did they do to best ponywhat did they doooo
>>12404229I'd drink with those salty dogs
>>12404149>Implying Femanon would be anything but 'thick'Anon is a fattyFemanon is a fattyRed is the only outlier
>>12404258>you and Apple Bloom roleplay a big brother and little sister in the privacy of your home
>new csi madmax arc of comicsaww yissssss
>>12404283But rediv CAN be a fatty.She likes to eat mentos and diet coke to bulge her belly.
>>12404129>Taht is until Granny Smith waks up and starts roaming the halls>Though she's not exactly awake. Sleepwalking is more appropritate, but at her age who knows.>"Eventually she wnaderers into the bedroom>"Confoudned muskrats....zzzzz" Sah mumbles between snors>"Always guarding their must. Like they have a monoply....zzzz" Eyes clsed, shes prsees her hooves to Anon's bed. "Yes. Yes, thi'll do.">Without workd or acknowledgement, she climbs in between everyone ad falls (back?) to sleep.>Not long after, Big Macintosh in a small nightcap and a stuffed animal of his own enters. >Anon, clearly not going to get any sleep tonight, just nods and nudges with his head a frees spot.>Big Mac eagerly climbs in and the whole Apple family plus one weathers the storm in comfort and safety
>>12404229One more to the dorf collection
what if bat pony bites you
>>12404283Anon is too busy ponying to walk to the fridge.
>>12404310You turn into a little filly and have to go to Magic Kindergarten
>>12404299>plus oneWho's not Apple family there?
>>12404310You turn into a tree like in that one episode of star trek
You have been tasked with babysitting the crusaders, when you open the door to their clubhouse, you find this. What do?
>>12404277I honestly don't hate her design in EqG.That tie is cute.
>>12404310You get a 2 day erection.
>>12404298why is she so perfect
>>12404296Where's the joke?
>>12404310Punch it in the nose to assert my dominance.
>>12404310bat pony venom is known to cause penile growth and hypertension
>>12404341She's also into vomit.
http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/?adFree=trueReminder to cast your daily votes for Applejack
>>12404331Tell them KotH > Archer > Futurama > Ugly Americans > Oblongs = Clone High > American Dad = Mission Hill > Bob's Burgers > Simpsons = Family Guy > cat piss > dog shit > Cleveland Steamer > Cleveland Show
>>12404298>mentos and diet coke>not the hot spermy loads of a hundred men
>>12404331salute the american flag and shed a single tear
>>12404370Oh, that's right, Smartypants is a Sparkle.
>>12404356she confirmed she wasnt in mewball's stram last mightBut even if she was
>>12404375but that's a russian weapon
>>12404375are you clapping with the other hand?
>>12404356here we go again
>>12404382She said it herself on tumblr.
>>12404343that one was not a joke comic, but a story comicpart one of many it seems
>>12404366prolonged exposure to bat pony venom may also result in an elongated tongueplease consult a doctor if conditions persist
>>12404331Ask them how the christ they fit a whole meadow into their clubhouse
>>12404375But that's a DShK. Soviet design.
>>12404390Sorry, you don't get to choose which of your fetishes we talk about.Even the disgusting ones.
>>12404416>>12404386>americans>not using slavshit guns
>>12404357Eleven votes for Applejack.
>>12404416wait, it's a kord. I get them confused sometimes..
>>12404418stop bein mean to me mlpg im leabin
>not listing Princess Twilight to stir shit up
>>1240435710 votes for Fluttershy
You not petting ponyPony petting you
>>12404467red you got me into stuffing and i thank you for these strange, wonderfull feelings
>>12404467you're a big dumb stupid face head and your pony isn't even that red
>>12404149Thick femanons sure are the best
+11 for Rarity
>>12404496How the hell was I supposed to remember that Flam had the mustache
would you polish pony's helmet
Are there any strams presently occurring?
>>12404518Anon, you need to practice your autism.
>>12404528that's a cute crystal pony
>>12404357APPLE NATION REPRESENT
>>12404518Just be glad this didn't happen.
I don't feel so good, pony...
Would you a possessive pony?
I'm going to do it MLPG...I'm going to fap...WITH MY LEFT HAND
>>12404559As long as she outscores Applejack, I'm happy.Even more so if she gets more the Rainbow Dash
>people cumong for the thick femanon
>>12404588Maybe. It depends on the pony.
>>12404570Stop drinking so much pony Anon.We're all concerned for your health.
>>12404596Don't do it, anon!You're not ready!
>>12404583like a blue-ish purple?
>>12404583what have you done
>>12404599Okay i'll let her get more than rainbow dash, but your other opinion maintains the red card.
Hey MLPG. Equestria called, they're running out of ponies.
>>12404583WOAH, WAT R U DOINGTHATS A RIPOFF OF MY OC BLUE WAFFLE
>>12404596Pfft, I've been ambi-fapping for years now. Needed one hand to click through galleries.
>>12404626Well what do they want?
>>12404588Would I let pony posses me and force me to give handjobs to all the stallions or be a faithful pet to another pony?Yes.
>>12404596I've always fapped with my left handHow else do you use the computer while you do it?
>>12404626I'll help them make more!
>>12404481human doesn't fur
It gets bigger when I pull on it
do we have an equestria girls red ribbon design?
>>12404668No and let's keep it that way
>>12404654Mine's always big in the summer
>>12404626Who cares, there's only one good pony anyways
>>12404536im doing studies but ill probably stream shit in like 3 or 4 hours like last night loli wonder what other kind of autistic shit i can make
>>12404687more horse sex comics
I love pony more than you do!
>>12404696But pony loves me and not you
>>12404659I guess you like her huh?shes into fisting, large insertions, multiple penetrations, and sounding
>>12404687Why bother with studies when your art is complete shit? It's like you don't try at all.
How do you make your favorite pony climax without touching her?
>>12404714give them shlick fodder
>>12404706no thanks I'm full
>>12404649Pony is brushing your hair anonWith her hoof
>>12404659I like Lotte
>>12404694yes>>12404710that doesnt even make senseits like you're not even trying.
>>12404705No, pony told me she loves me and that's why she's leaving you.
>>12404694wait..."more horse sex comics" like "in addition to the ones you have already made" or "to add onto the pile of ones already out there"?because if it's the former I'm gonna need some information
>>12404735That doesn't sound like it would be very effective.
>>12404696>>12404705>>12404745pone of our lives
>>12404750The formerSpoilered for lewd
>>12404750They weren't explicithttp://mewball.tumblr.com/
>>12404714Lots of dirty talk, a strip tease, and blowing on her clitIt takes a while, but I always get her to squirt on my face
>>12404706now i can finally leave
oh god my tiny liitle butthole cnat eve possibletake in in all this muhcis something oyur favorite pony owuld say on OPPOSITE DAY
>>12404763I'm totally using tubular to describe people now.
>>12404626Yeah well. The pony store called, they're running out of you!
>>12404763Now let's see the 63'd version with fem shiny
>>12404763Not cool bro.I clicked that image and they took away my surfer license...
>>12404775no u shud totes draw her taking a seadragon, small chance, and a vibe in her urethra
>>12404778well okayWhat would she say when it isn't opposite day?
>>12404802>seadragon>small chance>vibeNeat->in her urethraJESUS FUCKING reminds me of that one story involving a rather old woman and her gynecologist
>>12404754Pony has very soft marshmallow hooves rubbing against your hairARE YOU FEELING YET?
>>12404805helloa hiwoudl you like a hug? Ok
>>12404837I would hug a drunk Scrubbles.
>>12404802the real rediv doesnt draw
>>12404840I want to fuck those ponies
>>12404775no you can't
>>12404826trust me it feels really goodas long as i clean them before going ass to urethra
>>12404826>one story involving a rather old woman and her gynecologistyou mean the one where her husband has been fucking her urethra instead of her vagina?
>>12404837Wow, I had no idea my favorite pony was such a hugslut.
>>12404840>that lip bite
>>12404863That's the one.
>>12404840HD SCANS WHERE?
>>12404863>You'll never fuck a girl in 4 holes>tfw you're too big to fuck anyone's urethra
>>12404831My hair is very curly and thick. If pony were to rub a soft marshmallow hoof against my hair I'm not sure I would be able to feel anything.
>>12404889dont worryi can get 8 inches in there
why is pone so ugly
>>12404887SOON, FELLOW HORSE READER
>>12404879lip bites are nice
>>12404906Which pone?Post an ugly one so I can tell you.
>>12404904>tfw you're too big to fuck anyone's urethra
>>12404906Some ponies are just born ugly
>>12404904pics or gtfo bcs
>>12404925i didnt say i bottomed out at 8id be willing to try
You don't deserve pony.
>>12404954I can be a pony whenever I want
>>12404934I'd fuck BCS if I could fuck her urethraI'd stick my dick in crazy for that
>>12404954None of us deserves pony.
if blue pony and yellow pony made a baby would it be green?
>>12404934i cant show picsim a pure virgin maiden that blew out all of her holes with dildos
>>12404968but they're both mares
>>12404929There are no ugly ponies in that picture
I miss elosande
>>12404998mares can come before Celestia and ask her to make it happen with magic
>>12404968Probably orangeI'm sure Big Mac would help out FluttershyDash is to fast to get preggers
>>12405013>implying that those two were not the product of Mrs. Cake getting her frosting from someone else
>>12405030poor Mr. CakeThe only thing he's giving his wife is his name
>>12405030Jay Naylor pls
>>12404954you're rightmaybe it's a good thing pony isn't real
>>12405030>implying that isn't a shit fanon and you're shit for liking it.
I did it MLPG.I am now ambi-fap-dexterous
>>12405023srsly u shud draw your oc with a 12 in strapon fucking Blue Waffle's urethrau can even draw them puking on eachother
I finnally did it MLPG, I quit drawing! I'm free!
>>12405030>>12405037God, I hate that fanon.
>>12405098I'm just having a giggle mate
I did it MLPG, I finally quit breathing!
>>12405094What will you do now?
I finally did it MLPG, I caught a pony.
>>12405111NICE TRANSPARENCY SHITLORD
>>12405111I like this gifIt is a good gif
>>12405086but they're perfect for eachotherdid i mention that Blue's clit can grow into a futacock that shoots chocolate flavored cum by the gallon?
>>12405094I don't know actually. I'm just fed up with drawing and trying to make my art noticeable.
>>12405111I can see a line on top of that sloppy Pinkie.
>>12405006i miss him too, anon. almost forget he came to MLPG way back when
I can't draw tonight for some reason. Have this Lyra anyways. Goodnight MLPG.
>>12405147It's a good Lyra, I'd touch her butt nonsexually
I want to cuddle pony on top of a globe.
>>12405143I never like Caramel's design or what ever that stallion design back then and I never like it now.
>>12405157that's a cat
>>12405147those hind legs look odd
>>12405147That is quite a hip on that minty pony.
>>12405166I'm pretty sure that's a pony anon.
>>12405178I think I'd know if it was a pony, I'm not an idiot anon.
>>12405108I wish I can quit breathing and die.
>>12405188She has a mane and a horn.Cats don't have manes or horns.
>>12405147I like the faceit's cute
>>12405211Well not all of them
>>12405159sorry anon i was just picking something random from my ELO folder.
>>12404763>1 minutethats being generous for horses
Choice 1:Infinte porn of your fetish featuring any pony of your choosingChoice 2:You may bring back one of the writters who was not working on S4
>>12405111>>12405140I did what I could.
>>12405147that is an incredibly cute and sexy spearmint horse
>>12404763>people like this unironically
>>12405235Choice fucking 1
>>12405235I bring back Faust.
>>12405235Choice 2 won't stop the fandom from destroying itselfI choose 1
>>12405252>people like mewball
>>12405235Choice 1Bringing back a single writer is not going to make a significant enough difference to anything
>>12405252Proof you should stop trying and just do lots of porn and sex jokes
>>12405235Choice oneThere's not enough Transformation
>>12405235Choice 1. Needs more chubby pone facesitting.
Would you buy her headware?
>>12405271>>12405252But it wasn't funny cause of the sex jokesIt was funny because Shining saying those stupid catch phrases
>>124052351.all the Rarara buttsex I could ever want...
>>12405235Infinite pornFetish is pony enjoying a happy married life with GRIFFYPony is nyx
>>12405292I didn't realize that there were sex jokes.
>>12405235Gonna revise this nowOne year's worth of porn instead of an infinite supplysecond choice is the same
>>12405304My answer is the same>>12405261
>>12405304one year's can easily be extended to a lifetime
>>12405304can all the porn just be me and my waifu cuddling and having a good time togethera good time that's only about 20% sex?that's my fetish.
>>12405266>that gifFUCK YOU
>>12405304Define still 1 year's worthbecause in my head that means "as much porn as I can think of in 1 year" and that's pretty much the same thing as infinite
>>12405348enough porn for 1yearafter 1 year the porn is no longer usable or available
>>12405341If you want it to be, sureit does not stop her from not being real though
This glows in the dark.
>>12405361the fuck do you mean by usable
>>12405341You're alright. We should be friends.Unless we have the same waifu, in which case I'll have to kill you.
>>12405235HOLD THE FUCKING P_ ONEDOES THAT INFINITE PORN INCLUDE FLASH GAMES?
>>12405372Would buy and keep on shelf while cuddling Fluttershy plushie.
>>12405372Does that mean I can't lick it. fucking dropped
>>12405361Couldn't I just pretend to be a porn artist and make tons of dosh off of it?
>>12405373Any attempt to fap to it will 100% of the time failyou won't even get a twitch>>12405382sure
>>12405399DID ANON CALL YOU PURPLE AGAIN?I SWEAR, WHEN I SPEAK TO HIS MOTHER...
i wanna have sex with princess cadance and shining armor
>>12405413b-but she is purple.
>>12405372But ponies don't glow in the dark.This makes no sense...Now a glowing Zecora plush...
>>12405400THAT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE>>12405416we know, redso do I, Shining Armor seems like such a sweetie
It'll be interesting to see how the plushie market fares once 4DE releases all of its.
>>12405416Hope you enjoy profuse anal destruction from shinning armor
>>12405416What are you, gay?
>>12405420How could you say that
>>12405378i'm prepared to fight you to the death, brah.
>>12405425D-do you need your wings rubbed?
>>12405431Implying he's big.
>>12405402Glow in the dark ponies are not good for cuddling. Those lighting will keep you up at night.
>>12405430>Hasbro puts a C&D on 4DEI can't wait to get mine in the mail.
>>12405430The niche market will still be fine4DE probably won't make plushies of OCs or of more obscure background ponies
>>12405431>all the male ponies actually have tiny dicks.What do?
>>12405437Don't think you'll be walking away from this.
>>12405445>implying his apocalyptic tube steak does not put big mac to shame
>>12405437Well that's alright then.
>>12405446>Implying I don't sleep with a sleep mask.
>>12405458is that what they're calling penny rolls these days
>>12405450I'm pretty sure they're licensed though.
>>12405454Cute dicks. Gobble 'em.
>>12405435But it's a good thing! Purple is a great color.
>>12405451I guess so. But the days of exorbitantly priced mane 6 are soon to be over. Maybe even others if they do some fan favorites.
>>12405469>Hasbro.>Licensed a good looking plush.Damn nigga that's a good fucking joke.
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PURPLE?I WAS BORN WITH A GENETIC DEFECT AND I DON'T NEED YOU MAKING FUN OF IT
>>12405455I'll be riding on a chariot made from your bones.
>>12405400This is sounding more like a curse nowEverything I think of over the course of a year that involves one of my fetishes doesn't even get me hard after the time is up? I think I'll take the writer return just so I don't have to deal with that dumb garbage
>>12405483>Some brony is going to look at his 2 thousand dollar Fluttershy and cry a little.>Okay a lot.>Because 'us bronies do cry a lot!'
>>12405489But it makes you look beautiful.
>>12405489It doesn't look like a defect to me.
>>12405489but purple is the best color
>>12405494Who said it had to be your real fetishIt could be someone elsesAnd you could sell it
>>12405483plushies bigger than 10" or smaller than 5" are not really affected by the new official plushies
>>12405494No, only the porn that comes into existance for you as a result of your choice.Any porn made before or after will behave as normal
>>12405304hey, you can't change the terms! that's against the rules!
>>12405504I want it
>>12405372Shimmer is a cute pony.
>>12405474All of the best unicorns and even Celestia have a whitish coatShe must feel awfully inferior
>>12405147That face is stupidly cute and smugI want to kiss it
>>12405515>porn disappears after a year>money doesn't
>>12405504>Mane not made out of actual miasma.
I...I think I want to waifu Sunset Shimmer
>>12405504That effect on the mane and tail is REALLY well done.
>>12405226...Why does that woman have a tampon strapped to her forehead?
>>12405531>All of the best unicorns and even Celestia have a whitish coat>She must feel awfully inferior>purple traditionally has been the color of royalty
>>12405504I don't like itI'd spend like 10 on it at the most
>>12405492Gonna be hard to do that when you're meat jelly.
>>12405545The existence of Shining Armor kind of debunks that
>>12405542>all that inferiority complexOrange trixie
>>12405564>implying niggers can't be fa/tg/uys
>>12405522>"what are YOU unfing at?"
pony is a spy
>>12405569Not enough ketchup
>>12405560Gonna be hard to make anyone into meat jelly when you're dead.
>>12405582I'd still fuck her.
>>12405564>>12405570>Shining Armor is the pony equivalent of Michael JacksonIt all make sense now.
>>12405577Lyra bby she's not even real
>>12405595unf bugbutt unf unf
>>12405437>>12405455>>12405492>>12405560>>12405591You guys only do this because you know it turns Bonbon on.
>>12405542Gotcha covered, buddy!
>>12405569>didn't change the cutie mark8/10, it's shit.
>>12405605>Watching stupid chimps fight to the death over her.
>>12405588There's only so much you can do with free software.
>>12405605No, we do it for honour and pride. And your facts straight.
>>12405621NOW IT JUST LOOKS AWFULDISHONOR ON YOU
>>12405634Why was typo happen?Whats happen
>>12405504that's really niceI'd probably buy it if I still had a job
>>12405599>"n-neither am I"
Why is she so perfect /co/?
Pone I wish you were born a girlI wish you were born a girl so I could have been your boyfriendI know it's not possible nowI've just never met a girl I liked as much as you and me
>>12405652because hasbro wrote out all of her flaws
>>12405591Gonna be hard to make me dead when I'm busy kissing my waifu.
>>12405652>promoting revisionist history
>>12405652Becau- BUY OUR TOYS!
No princesses allowed.
>>12405651if lyra isn't real why is she in my wardrobe right now
>>12405694can I be prince of the beb?
>>12405684Rude. I'm taking my wife Twilight Sparkle with me.
>>12405661Did you mean my waifu?
>>12405652A better question would be:Why isn't she perfect?
>>12405668was he contemplating suicide?
>>12405684But anonyou are the princess
>>12405704Yes, my waifu.
>>12405703You can't take my wife anon.
>>12405711I'm sure a lot of bronies wish he did.
>>12405721That scrunch doesn't look cute at all.
>>12405712Oh boy what can I be the princess of
>>12405733Being a faggot.
>>12405674>troll face logoPoniator, pls.
>>12405733Drinking alone in your room on a Friday night.
>>12405733How about a bugbutt?
>>12405681>>12405687you two need to explain yourselves immediately>>12405689cutest pone
>>12405737>Gelding GrottoIt still terrifies me that a place like that exists in canon.That would be like having a place here called Castration Canyon.
>>12405504>50cm tallshitthat's as big as my bat pone
>>12405721I'm sorry I won't be able to fight you today, I'm too busy cuddling my waifu.
>>12405751I don't want to be the princess of that
>>12405750That is Hasbro's actual logo.
What does pony's butt look like?
>>12405790I am the princess of being a 4chan poster.
>>12405764My waifu and I are happy for you.
>>12405771Yea he has a lovely style.>>12405777Have another
>>12405751I thought Berry had that position.
I'll be the princess of procrastination tomorrow, okay? I just need to rest a bit before taking on the royal duties.
>>12405795Yeah... I know. Trust me, I know.
>>12405758That's probably a real place.
>>12405805His humans can be hit-or-miss, but I love his pony art.
>>12405800Pony butt looks like ass.
>>12405805Who is that one bug pone that is cheeseleg's daughter or some shitShe's pretty cute
>>12405694I chuckle every time
>>12405839Her name is Nympha, Princess of the Changelings, and not QUITE an OC, since if you follow the headcanon I'm proposing here, the Cadance Twilight rescued and Shining Armor married was Nympha all along.It always puzzled the heck out of me that the changeling queen, a creature that lives exclusively through deception, would so blatantly announce her goals as soon as her ruse has been called, and that's not even touching on how Twilight was even starting to believe she was wrong about Chrysalis until she trapped her with Cadance.So what if the trapped Cadance was also a changeling? Sure, she knew the Nursery rhyme that Cadance taught Twilight, but the first thing Twilight did in front of Chrysalis was that entire nursery rhyme, with full dance routine attached. How hard would it have been to pass that along to Nympha once Chrysalis decided her cover had been blown and that a fallback plan was needed?Now the obvious question left over is how Nympha managed to do the whole love recharge thing for Shining Armor, in order to blow away the other changelings, if she wasn't the real Cadance? Well, I have a whole multichapter epic still spinning in my head to address that issue, but the short answer is; she may not be the real Cadance, but she really DID fall in love with Shining Armor.Of course this still leaves the obvious question of "where the fuck is Cadance then!?" It also has an obvious answer when you consider that Changelings feed on love, and Cadance's talent is specifically creating love. I think she might wind up getting her name changed to Cornucopia.
>>12405834will she wake up if I touch it?
>>12405821It's one of Disney's failed roller coaster rides.
What should i draw?
>>12405857Fluttershy using an inhaler
>>12405850>less than 20 secondsAnon calm down
>>12405805>lovely style>$90 for a pencil drawing
>>12405857Rumble rutting Anon
>>12405850My head just exploded. That would be an epic mindscrew moment for MLP.
>>12405855>originally called 'The Decapitator', it took on its current name after a tragic accident involving one of the decorative blades coming into unfortunate contact with the genitals of a hapless patron
>>12405866>'LET ME SHOW YOU MY FANFICTION!'
>>12405852yes, it's very sensitive
>>12405876>>12405874Nno sexual pls
>>12405863Yeah that oneWhy doesn't cheeselegs look olderUnless there's some stupid fanfic to explain something
>>12405850That's stupid, you're stupid, I feel stupider just for reading that.
>>12405878she's a cutie
>>12405894Rumble rutting Anon non-sexually
>>12405803So happy you're posting pictures of my waifu instead of your own? You shouldn't have.
>>12405894Fluttershy sucking on Twilight's horn non-sexually.
>>12405888well that's no fun
create your own future
>>12405894You're ankle-deep in night-thread, you've gotta mention that earlier
>>12405900She is an ugly horse that needs to speak up.
>>12405905You seem confused, I'm posting Bon Bon, not your waifu.
>>12405887Get the fuck away please
>>12405926nice ocwhat does she have to do with mlp though?
>>12405917I'll, uh, just continue practice sketching then.
>>12405929Why is that URL so intriguing?More importantly, why does that URL exist?
>>12405871He lowered them to a regular level a while ago?
>>12405905I heard that horse farts in her sleep.
>>12405929Dammit I was expecting TF!
MLPG, you all talk a lot about owning merch.Well, I don't believe you, I don't think any of you own shit. Show me your ponies.
>>12405951your waifu is a spider?
Bronycon is next weekend right?Do we have a final list of the contributors attending? Are they on any panels?
>>12405970Are you sure you're prepared to go down that road?
>>12405970I've never claimed to own anything though.
Applejack just said she loves you
>>12405871Remember, as long as somebody is willing to pay for something then it isn't overpriced.
>>12405972This image is false.They did not ask a question at all, their sentences did not end in a question mark!MEIN FEUR!
>>12405926I want to do so many lewd things with that PinkieSO many lewd things
>>12405930That's funny because bonbon is my waifu. I even have the marriage certificate.
>>12405972Waifu is lyra
>>12405989But I already told her I'm in love with Twilight.
>>12405970fillyrafag reporting in
>>12405985Preform the function, homosexual.
>>12405989I love her too
Fluttershy is lonely
>>12406008gross I wouldn't hang out with a pony
>>12405997This is horseshit, mine still hasn't shipped yet
>>12405997>ordered that shit like 2 months ago and still no word about it
>>12405997is this official merchandise? not one with noodle hairs?
>>12406002Twilight said that while she likes you as a friend, she doesn't want to take this relationship to any more levels.
>>12405989She's just trying to trick me into breeding with her!
>>12406008Not only would she not want to hang out with me, but she has her animal friends to keep her company.
>>12406008sure, we can sit around and watch swimming anime
>>12406008Yeah sure Flutters, I guessI'm not really doing anything interesting anyway
>>12406008she can come hang out for awhile
what if i raised my prices to 50$ per sketch
>>12406035What anime do you think she'd get hooked on?
>>12406000but that's sweetie drops
>>12406049I'd buy 20 of them
>>12406033She's infertile after prolonged exposure to Apple-Radiation.
>>12405997where can I buy one of these?
>>12406049what if your mom orbits my dick
>>12406032Why haven't I killed myself then?This is an unrealistic scenario.
>>12406003I'd fuck it.
>>12406049WHOA THERE FRIEND I THINK YOU NEED TO SLOW IT DOWN
>>12406003No, this is Pinkie.
>>12406008Unless you like homeworld,Aroura,Demon Souls,Total Annihilation, CS 1.6,IVAN,ADOM,Dwarf Fortress and F-Zero you cannot hang out with me
>>12406049Too much.maybe if you included a pair of used panties...Or better yet, send me a pair of used panties and I'll pay you $200. Fair?
>>12406052Dunno, probably something with cute animals. Maybe the Animal Crossing movie.Wait, shit, maybe K-On! I dunno.
>>12405970>>12405985... Did you include the obvious, Twilight-Princess master?
>>12406000That's a good joke, friend. Even my waifu Bonbon laughed.
>>12406067Anonymous, be true here. Do you really think you would be capable of successfully courting a Princess?
>>12406003Those boobs look perfect for a titjob
>>12406059Actually she's hyper-fertile but she can only give birth to Apples.
>>12406087>http://shop.4de.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=50\>out of stockanywhere else?
>>12406049I wish you made a seperate modblog for answers instead of doing it on your main art one. All those reply messages make it hard to find your art (especially now that derpiboorus down)
>>12406113let's buck some bucking apples
>>12406119Oh rediv.This place is so bad for you.
>>12406114Anon, trying to gate her off isn't going to keep her from dating who she wants.
>>12406113That explains all the apples.
>>12406114No, that was the official outletI ordered mine june 7th and just today was shippedThat's the reality of the matterSo you'd probably have to go to ebay unless you want mine
>>12406103How jealous do you have to be to roleplay as meI must be really great
>>12406075the one chance to use my favorite reaction image and I'm fucking around somewhere elsegod damn
>>12406148would you sell me yours?>>12406121I did that?redivdrip for asksredintravenous for art
>>12406150You must be very happy with this pony.
>>12406119>>12406086You knowI wish I could sell my underwear for $200
>>12406172I'd be willing toIt was originally going to be a gift to my ex who was into pony but she left me and I'll be stuck with a bad memory
>>12406172red_____ for panties?
>>12406150Bonbon thinks your latest joke is in very poor taste.
>>12406158>>12406178>witnesses>2013>not marrying pone in secret>>12406174She looks a lot like your wife, but less terrible. Doesn't she?
>>12406190oh geez anon im sorry that happened.if you really want to you can contact me?
>>12406205Why would you marry pone in secret? Are you ashamed of your wife? You don't deserve her.
>>12405970Commissioned for me by a friend as a gift.Even if the coat color is a bit off, it's still awesome.
>>12406150>>12406205Are you guys through arguing about my wife yet?
>>12406215perfectnow we can stuff her and keep her in the living room
>>12406232Yes she's dead.
>>12406219Why would you marry pone in public? Don't you care about your privacy? Do you want the NSA to know about your marriage?
>>12406212I'll keep it in mind. I have to get the thing to know how I feel about it first
>>12406179You should set up a panty exchange program if you're sexyThen sell all the girls panties
>>12405970are you readyhttp://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/56004295663/totally-got-a-good-collection-of-mlp-merchandise-what>>12406273sure, that's fine! thank you for considering
>>12406008I'd love to hang out with my waifu
>>12406285I'm really only jealous of the gamecube controllersI played mine to death and they are absolute shit now
>>12406294>artist waifuing FluttershyI thought you all were extinct
You fags like ponies?Gaaaaaaaay!
>>12406300>Shiny armor>In shiny armor
>>12405970I have the reverse feel of >>12406190I made it very clear to my ex that I didn't want to buy any brony merch and was against wearing brands. She went ahead and bought me a BRONY t-shirt from Hot Topic as a gift... three months before she broke up with me.So not only did I never want it, now I REALLY don't want to have it.Admittedly, she claimed it was part of a string of attempts at revitalizing our relationship. So I have only myself to blame.
>>12405970The only official bit of pony merch I have is this one Dr. Whooves collectible vinyl figurine. Otherwise, it's three fan prints, a card-sized poster, and Doxy's calendar, complete with mousepad.
>>12406279D-do you think girls would be interesting in used undies?I leak pre pretty often
>>12406300DERPY IS HUGESHE MUST HAVE HUGE BUTTS
>having a waifu that's a changeling disguised as a pony>not loving your waifu for who she iswhat are you a faggot
>>12406331FUCK YOU SHE HAS A HUGE HEART OF GOLD!
>>12406348But my waifu isn't a changeling disguised as a pony.
>>12406359That's going right up my ass. Right up it.
>>12406359Super squishy unf
>>12406305well..idkIsn't jalm not ded anymore?
>>12406360>having a waifu that's a changeling disguised as a griffon
>>12406359>packaging has no wings>toy has wings
>>12406359Okay, I want these. They're so goddamn tiny I can't
>>12406380My waifu is a pony.
>>12406316You haven't seen RCH's silver surfer armor?
>>12406390That's what you think.
>>12406365Art Anon will want to see this.
I want a handsome stallion to make love to me.I want to lay my head on his chest.I want to have his foals.
>>12406390your waifu is a slut
>>12406406>having his foals
>>12406409No anon, she is a pure maiden.
>>12406406I might not be a stallion but I've got a great dick and I'm into roleplay
>>12406418>you will never gibe birth to a bug
>>12406421So she's not one of the mane six and she's not a princess... who is she?
>>12406435Anon, all of the main six are pure maidens.
>>12406418Cadence is just so cute I just can't
>>12406423she makes you wear a fursuit when in publicit's like muslims
>>12406427>you wanna boop me WHERE?
>>12406434>You'll never watch your little changeling suck the love out of nearby ponies>You'll never help her with her homework
>>12406449>rarity>fluttershy>rainbow dash>pinkie pie>twilight>applejack>pure
>>12406465On the nose
>>12406450>Can'tdance>cuteMaybe is she weren't so obnoxiously coloured.
>>12406473yes anon she
>>12406475Yes anon, they are all pure.
>>12406482>she boop your nose>she miss and boop your eyes instead
>>12406474>you will never slowly mutate into a hive queen
>>12406498>you will never stop right there because tf and corruption are for faggots
>>12406497I wouldn't be upset
>>12406469>Ruined machines are just objects taken back by nature.>Equestria is the land of Ooo
>>12406497>you're reminded of that one time you masturbated too hard and got it in your eye>this is worse
>>12406485you wanna fight
>>12406498Time to post this terribly made cap>>12406505You're a faggot
>>12406498>you will never proxy hatchery and mass roaches
>>12406516Can we just dance the dance of life instead
>>12406516I'll wrestle you naked
>>12406531>>12406516I'll dance the dance of life.
>>12406407>Implying I am not capable of cleaning my desk.>Because I purchased the magical item known as a "filing cabinet."
My favourite pony has a bigger dick than your favourite pony
>>12406510Yea or it's post FOE world where applejack/apm survived in a cryo sleep!
>>12406488Except for Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and Applejack.
>>12406359> squishy ponyDidn't we used to have some posters fantasizing about fucking some stretchy micro-versions of the main cast?I see this ending ONE WAY.
>>12406544I would hope so.Twilight doesn't have a dick.
>>12406547No... my retarded head canon sounds better...
>>12406540It isnt sex anon
>>12406514The highest I got was my hairIt was disgusting
>>12406418But the joke is that he got this baby on the doorstep after FUCKING CHRYSALIS WHO WAS DISGUISED AS HIS FIANCEE
>>12406509>Marker would apologize so hasty about that boop>Marker rush to get a bag of ice to heal the eye>She trip and threw the bag of ice at you
>>12406556Pegasi seem awfully concerned over the size of their wings
I want to corrupt bug into a normal human with an office job, 2 kids, a dog, a husband, and a place in the suburbs
>>12406561Who gives a fuck, it also sounds fun as fuck.
>>12406548Why must you spread such malicious lies about the little ponies anon?It hurts their feelings.
>>12406571>Right in your eye.
>>12406575you sick fuck
>>12406571Still wouldn't be upset even if it hit my other eye
>>12406575I don't follow
>>12406578Okay but you have to dance to thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
>>12406587>You hand chrysalis a resume and a fitted suit>The job hunt has began, and so has her transformation>With each interview her carapace grows softer, paler>Every handshake seems to make a hole vanish>Her green mane slowly fades to an average browndo you have a boner yet
>>12406560You're missing out, that world has some awesome characters. Pic related
>>12406575I want bug to corrupt me into a love stealing,vicious and evil creature with a nice jagged cavern of my own.
>>12406575Turned off the internet.Set house on fire.Removed smoke alarms.Removed doors.Called cops.Turned computer into chemistry set.
>>12406003I just wanted to mention that I want to fuck this Pinkie super hard. Like the kind of rough, hair-pulling fucking where she's screaming out for more.
What if ponies had corkscrew vaginas?
>>12406571>Then Gloomy steps in and takes care of you>Marker just keeps saying sorry from behind her>Gloomy has to hold onto Marker to keep her from hyperventilating after she's fixed you up
>>12406632Does that mean they'd feel even tighter?
>>12406616I think I just shaved
All I want to do is pleasure my waifu, is that really too much to ask?
What if Pinkie Pie had a sleepover at Rarity's?
>>12406635why is she so perfect?
>>12406575I want bug to have delicious meat so I can factory farm them.
>>12406657They are both perfect, anon.
>>12406635gloomy is the best waifu
>>12406521I've never been big on the birthing thing, but I love the idea of pony getting slowly corrupted.Losing her former self, bit by bit, until she's completely, joyfully loyal to her new queen.
>>12406650>She finally landed that job she wanted.>It's a boring cubicle job but mindless hive like stuff seems to suit her just fine.>Plus, it pays the bills.>She can afford a small house with a nice fence.>At some point she figures she will get one of those cute little dogs to stuff in her purse.>After she gets a few promotions and makes it big of course.
>>12406671I don't think that's possibleIf I can fit it in it's not too tight
>>12406657Because she is the marker version of Celestia.Only on occasion gets more uplifted by your presence.
>>12406682This is why you will never be allowed entry to Equestria.
>>12406683>meets a guy she thinks she can steal love from>ends up going on more dates than she has to>doesn't care that she can't drain as much love as she used to>barely looks like a changeling at this point>engaged 2 months later
>>12406657Because she's calm and melancholy but she's still passionateAnd she's touchy feely
Don't forget to wash your pone!
>>12406654wild orgyNah, seriously probably just party pony trying to party while fashion pony tries to get some sleep.
>>12406697I prefer Gloomy with a few more neuroses
I wish I was a pone's little sister
>>12406697but she's not Celestia-sizedshe's like, Big Mac-sized
>>12406715I think I love her
>>12406726>Big Mac sized.Good enough.
>>12406733This is what happens when feelsmiths get bored.DESPAIR MORTAL!
>>12406723Why can't you just want to pleasure someone that actually exists/
>>12406733We haven't even got to the part where she has two beautiful, good natured children!
which marker pone wud u fuk
>>12406749They make really shitty stories?
>>12406769Erm what are you doing over there?
>>12406762a boy that wants to be an astronaut and likes playing baseballand a girl that wants to grow up to be a movie star
My balls smell particularly musky.Be it noted: perhaps ponies would be more attracted to men who drink lemon shandy beer all weekend.
>>12406763All of them
>>12406751because everyone who actually exists is terrible
>>12406773> slick hot woman on beach, seen from the bushes!Oh> CadenceFUCK
>>12406758that Soarin is making me feel very confused inside
>>12406780No, not me.
>>12406771Only the worst stories occur here I guess.Makes sense, just look at the pony they have to write about!
I bet Gloomy is really strongShe'd be all muscle instead of marshmallow
ANON!WHY AREN'T YOU BREEDING
>>12406751Because lots of women are annoying and the right one for me is probably thousands of miles away.Living in black people central is suffering.
>>12406771This is the office of Chrystina Alice, how may I help you?
>>12406806Because I don't like the idea of actually having sex.It grosses me out.Why can't people have sex like the Q have sex? Just touch fingers and you're done.
>>12406805> nine whole monthsThat gives me an idea ...
>>12406806Because I'm gay
>>12406806Because she's a state away and not even in grad school yet, jackass!
>>12406806Because my pony waifu isn't real and even if she was I don't think it would be possible for me to have children with her, though it certainly wouldn't stop me from trying.
>>12406806Applejack, how many times do I have to explain this to you? We're only human. Breeding is really complicated. It's not like we're ponies in heat or something ridiculous like that...
>>12406805Gloomy must have quite a grip if she hug and cuddle you, though I like to hug Marker due to her being more marshmallow like.
>>12406806I dont deserve relations with another person.
>>12406826Who knows? She just showed up out of nowhere after that weird bug lady disappeared.
>>12406814>Because I don't like the idea of actually having sex>It grosses me outWowzaI'm going to have sex with you just to show you how stupid you are
>>12406834> ovulating women don't grind on meYou need /fit/, boy.
>you will never fuck an successful, average looking woman that used to be chrysalis
>>12406805I wish there was more art of Gloomy.We are still halfway though this hiatus. She should be looking forward to the start of the end.
>>12406682>Pony has just had another feeding session with the queen.>She knows...she thinks that she should protest more, but it just feels so GOOD lately.>Everything else is a haze.>Twilight...was that her name? But then who was Rarity? She vaguely remembers starting with a horn.
>>12406840I don't like being touched at all.Sex is all that fluid,motion and sweat.It's just gross.
>>12406858She, along with Marker, would watch the show together. They will disappear when Season 4 is finally over.
>>12406868Are you autistic or something?Serious question.
>>12406844humans seriously don't work like thatyou need a giant square jaw, a brow ridge, a full beard, and broad shoulders. not just muscles.you need to be a full fuckin testosterone package
>>12406868But sex feels goodI bet you'd love it if you were a little tipsy
>>12406864>She looks at her legs. The holes don't seem as scary any more.>The slime keeps her from moving much, but she doesn't mind. It's so warm and inviting.>All ponies should get to feel this way.
>>12406858Gloomy shrinks as the hiatus gets closer to finishing and then blinks out of existence as the new episode starts
>>12406868You okay with masturbation?
>>12406832>you will never blow your load inside your hot, panting waifu time and time again in an attempt to go against nature
>>12406888What an awful fate
>>12406877> mfw Chistery has those traits and I don'tFuck this gay witch-dyke earth
>>12406888She's still alive in my memories
>>12406875>One will finally smile.>The other will try to blink away tears as they fade.>Leaning into one another for support and comfort.
>>12406885>meanwhile chrysalis is lazing around shaving her legs>weren't there holes there before? she can't remember>maybe the economy is getting to her>she should see a therapist
>>12406888>crying while holding Gloomy in your arms as she slowly fades away, shimmering, the last traces of her existence disappearing as the opening theme begins
Would Applejack let Applebloom be the first Apple to go to College?
>>12406876no>>12406882I don't drink alcohol>>12406893No, I tried once when I was 12 and I never tried again
>>12406914she'll be back anon
>>12406888NahShe'd fit into your hand for the hiatus every weekShe'd stay that size so she can watch the show
>>12406914>Fucked up your timing and jizz on the opening.>You will never coat her one last time.
>>12406926Good thing you won't breed, then. You'd pass on your lack of instinct to future generations.> problems solving themselves
>>12406916>Teen Applebloom.Nope.COLLEGE IS THE DEVIL!
>>12406914>She's back after 30 minutes
>>12406913>Her husband buys her a new macbook>all is well
>>12406931Croptool, stop doing this crap.
>>12406926WowYou're the straightest edge on the internet
>>12406946>implying Darwinism exists.He clearly needs to find God and realize he must have a large Catholic family!
>>12406888>>12406899>>12406907>>12406914>not curling up in her bed until the next hiatus starts.>"Enjoy the new episode, okay, Anon? I'm just gonna get a little rest...">not sleeping soundly, restfully, her side gently rising and falling under the blankets, a smile on her lips as the new episode begins.
>>12406926Everyone has their preferences and things that they enjoy.>>12406957Least he isn't xX_StRaIgHtEdGe_Xx god that hurt to type
>>12406948>Anon cries out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOoh new episode">30 minutes later "I'm back anon" >Yeah yeah hey check out this naked drawing I made of a background pony that stared at the screen for 3 seconds.
>>12406962>also best pony
>>12406962Price is a lunafag?
>>12406962pone ponewei wei weipone pone wei pone wei pone poneWonder what Kyary's performance tomorrow's gonna be like.
>>12406961> inherited traits means it's DARWINISMNot sure how you think this, but most every model of genetics assumes this, before and after Darwin, the softest target of Intelligent Design.
>>12406973But that's just... instinct and how shit progresses.
>>12406913I want to be corrupted into a pretty businessmareWhere can I sign up for this
>>12406963>Jessy and Ross are chums.Dropped like the fist of an angry god.Why can't she just fuck off the internet like Tex did but make it far more permanent?Her dad should have just finished off what he started.
>>12406963If she gave me a handy first I'd probably be hard enough to fuck that plump rump.
>>12406957Is that a problem?
>>12406998> Jessy drew a fat pony> trully a ROSS ALLIANCE HAS BEEN FORMED> DROPPED ALL DROPPED DROPPED SO FUCKING HARD ANGRY GOD XXXXDFDDFuck this.
>>12406926Nigga you're going to have massive adjustment issues in adult life. Or you already have had them.
>>12406962>muh hatI'm wearing it, apple
>>12407018>Drawing any of Ross's abominations.>On purpose.Who the fuck does that?
>>12406998that's MT's OCand fuck off NBS
>>12407029r>people who like fun
>>12407002ponies don't have hands.
>>12407029It's not ROss's, it's fucking MT, you cockslap.