silly pony edition!Old serious horse: >>12393108
>>12398699Why did Pinkie steal that medal from Rainbow Dash?
Pony likes to be little spoon.
>>12398699But Pinkie said Twilight was best pony
Hypothetically, how much would you pay to have sex with a real pony mare? The pony is completely clean and smells like shampoo, and the barn is also clean. The cost is for one hour of time with the pony.I'd say 150 for an hour, 80 for half an hour.
>>12398738not at all
>>12398725My waifu wants to be the big spoon tonight.She says that if she covers me with her wings it'll work.Should I let her?
>>12398725That's not fucking spooning. That's dick in ass sex
>>12398725but pony always gets to be little spoon, I want a turn
>>12398692What if you transformed your favorite pony into your least favorite pony race?
>>12398653DerpyYou should wait for the muffins to cool before you eat themYou a silly pony Derpy
>>12398758Anon, you're hallucinating. Twilight's right here by me, sipping her tea.
>>12398762Pony will always be little spoon.Pony is too small.
>>12398758>>12398789This is getting out of hand
>>12398758>ever being the little spoonSpooning is a dominance exercise. By being the little spoon, it means you're telling your waifu that she's the boss in your relationship. You should smack her across the face and tell her to get back in the kitchen.
HEY GENIUSESTHE SHINING ARMOR/PRINCESS CADANCE TEEN ROMANCE STORYLINE ISN'T A MICROIT'S THE MAIN SERIES ISSUES #11-12
>>12398725What does it feel like to have a dick in you
>>12398738I'd say 200 for an hour, 120 for half. Rates get cheaper for return customers. I'd pay 150 for half an hour if it was trained to give blowjobs like in that video.
>>12398806they can do it if they try
>>12398810This anon gets it.
>>12398840why is anon wearing panties
>>12398789You're hallucinating too anon.
>>12398699Where did Pinkie get Rarity's medal?
>>12398826Like a dick in your ass.
>>12398844Fluttershy made them for him and he didn't know how to tell her that they are typically only worn by girls.
>>12398854Yeah, can you get a load of that anon? Thinking that my wife is with him.
>>12398823It's going to be great! Shining is probably going to ask either Twily or his mom about what girls like.
>>12398826I hear it's a real pain in the ass
>>12398869made them or is them?
Celestia thinks your penis is cute, and wants to suck your head because it's so pink and adorable
>>12398823Ooooh, even better
>>12398840AB is a very big pony
>>12398870Stop anon, she's my wife.
Hey guys.I took a break from trying to fix a detail with my MLPGPrints submission that's been bothering me, and I drew this.
>>12398887>pinkBut I'm not white.
>>12398869>he didn't know how to tell her that they are typically only worn by girls.>implying that anon didn't tell her that on purpose just so he can wear them without being chastised
>>12398887I think that this is highly inappropriate. I politely refuse her offer.
>>12398887oh no help i'm being gobbled
>>12398914Pretty cutewho are they based on?
>>12398870>>12398789What are you talking about? My waifu is right here. In fact, she offered to type out this post for me. She's such a great wife.
>>12398887Can I cum in her mouth?
>>123988871: My penis is literally a soul devouring monster2: My head is black and intimidating
>>12398915>not white people on 4chanI thought it was a myth
>>12398870>>12398895>>12398932Anonymous. I've asked you time and time again nicely to stop pretending that my wife, Twilight Sparkle, is yours.
>>12398950I've taken 10"You're nothing.
>>12398887her cock is pink and adorable too
>>12398887>even ponies laugh at my tiny glansfucking cunt
>>12398966I know? Can you get a load of that guy? Twilight is my wife, not theirs.
>>12398914Cute.The Lad would hit on that little doe so hard.And then she'd kick his arse halfway around the training ring.
>>12398932My waifu is right here but she's too, uh, special, to operating a computer so I'm going to type out a post for her."Your waifu's ah cunt, anon"
>>12398975Fuck off, faggot. Mares don't have cocks.
>>12398927Genderflips of the Knight and Fawn.
These threads amuse me, because I'm secure in the love of my wife, Princess Celestia.
>>12398999>Typing out accentsYou and your "special" waifu seem to be a perfect fit for each other.
>>12398887I'd shoot the instant her lips touched my member, so she'd need to use magic to make me last.
You're sitting down arguing about your waifu when suddenly this pink mare comes up to you and slaps you with her futa mare cockWhat do?
>>12399038>sperging out about typed accentsall great authors do this, eat shit
>>12399014Where does her tail connect to her body?
>>12399043Beat the shit out of her and stomp her head when she's down, nobody ever slaps me with their genitals.
>>12399043Drop to kneesOpen mouth
>>12399043I slap her.
>>12399061Same way she does everything: apples.
>>12399040She can tell, with humans she always uses magic to make them last as long as she wants. 2 hours or so is a typical time for a quicky with celestia.
>>12398864Recent studies in neuroscience have taught us that girls actually feel less short term pleasure from things just being there compared to men and most of their pleasure is dependent on how much they like you, how much they like their surroundings, and how comfortable they feel. Men actually get a special boost in the pleasure centers of the brain that girls don't just from physical contact.Any old dick in a guys ass probably feels a bit better than any old dick in a girls vagina.
>>12399043You should draw her, Jailbait.
Evil Cadance = sexiest voice
>>12399092Well, there goes my brain.
>>12399102I cant believe how many god damn panels tahts guys drawn so far. I would've killed myself after 65 pages of a comic in a row.
>>12399043i'll suck the urge right out of her and milk her testes and prostates until i've swallowed every drop. that'll teach her!
>>12399038Oi can't heer u ovah ya toiped out amereecunt accent m8
>>12399098That's not rocket surgery, it's because of the prostate.
>>12399051No they don't. Name one, asshole. Frankenstein grew up in Switzerland and Mary Shelley doesn't write his accent. It's the most retarded thing you could possibly do. People don't spell all of their words exactly the way they speak them.
>>12399102>only one penis>that everything else
>>12399098>guys always have good sexdamn it feels nice to have a dick
>>12399098That's to make up for the fact that girls have like 30 erogenous zones in their vag.
>>12399098>Any old dick in a guys ass probably feels a bit better than any old dick in a girls vagina.
Hey MLPGIf Larson ended up working for another cartoon full time instead of pony, would that make the new cartoon guilty of first degree Larsony!
>>12399172and 30 second orgasms
>>12399199Well, guys can do the multiple orgasm thing, it just takes a lot of practice.
>>12399199and full body orgasms
>>12399197No, and it's spelled larceny.
>>12399197I don't know Scrubbles but I'm Mitching to find out
>>12398993>flirting with yourself
>>12399227>he can't do a full body orgasmYou just gotta relax and take it slow man
>>12399114it's okay, she knows how to keep you sane, too. She has enough practice that she can tell when you're losing your mind, so she'll stop and give you a few minutes to recover. She's not mean, anon.
>>12399242He wouldn't know it's him, just as a her. There was some weird magic mirror involved, and the Knights thought it was funny.
>>12399281brings a tear to my eye
>>12399261>she can tell when you're losing your mind, so she'll stop and give you a few minutes to recoverOn a good day she would
>>12399261I think that'd give me blue balls as well.
In ancient times, men would cut open their penis and put pebbles under the skin.For her pleasure.
>>12399324I jerk off for 2+ hours every time and I never get blue balls.
>>12399337I'd probably do that for the lovely ladies in ancient times
>>12399337I'm pretty sure people still do that
>>12399337Really? Have a wiki page or something? Sounds interesting.
>>12399337>Pinkie Pie will never ask you if you could cut open your penis and stick jolly ranchers in there>You know, for fun
>>12399337I would do that for pony, though there's probably better ways to go about it.
>>12399337Is there a tutorial?
>>12399413>she picks only lemon ones>it burns like hell
>>12399441>she sneaks one of these up in there too
>>12399352>tfw it accidentally became a habit to edge constantly while fapping
How long should I date pony before asking her to marry me?
>>12399462That barely looks different than the actual picture. They just made their noses bigger like snouts and called it good.
>derpibooru still downI cant believe how much i miss all the new images
>>12399506m-muh notes and reblogs
>>12399500I use the 30 minute rule.If it's been longer than 30 minutes since I've met her, I ask her to marry me
>>12399510we are in rose's stream.all six of us.
>>12399439>>12399337So that's why all these hentai doujins have gigantic yakuza dudes with bumpy cocks.
I drew a new OC ponyHis name is CtrlZ
>>12399514I didn't even know people used it that much honestly
>>12399439I wonder how that practice startedOr even gotten popular in prisonsSeriously what the hell
>>12399527>not linking it
>>12399525Thanks, I'll try that.
>>12399549i want to paint a pony named "12 gauge to the mouthroof" on the ceiling
>Twilight was over at Fluttershy's for the day, helping with some of her animal care chores>"Thank you so much for helping me Twilight.">"No problem Fluttershy. What are friends for? Anyway, what do we have to do.">"Well, its getting close to lunch time so we better start feeding soon. Would you like to take care of the fish or the bears?">"B-bears? As in more then one? As in more then one very large, ferocious pony eating twelve tons of muscle and claws?">"I never actually saw them ever eat a pony...">"I'll take the fish.">On the small pond by Fluttershy's cabin, Twilight finds a small boat and a pail of food. She paddles out to the middle of the water alone>"Ok little fishy friends, who wants some nice yummy......guts?">Twilight finds that the bucket is full of fish awful and bones>The boat starts the rock and the water seems to boil as countless small fish leap around the surface. One eager one lands in the boat, snapping comically sized white sharp teeth>"Piranhas?! Where did Fluttershy ge-">Several large fish fins circle around the boat.>"But....this is fresh water. How did sharks....ow!">One of the little fish nips her on the leg. Twilight starts to think this can't get any worse.>Then the tentacle the size of a wagon creeps up from the water>Meanwhile Fluttershy is unable to hear her friend's cries for help as she is too busy with the bears>They got an early start on their hibernation this year and are all in a deep slumber, so instead of feeding them she gently rubs their tired backs and legs, humming a soft lullaby
"Did you get all that?"I want a Celestia Burroughs so bad, if only to hear her call me "Master"
>>12399471It's a double edged sword, because now every quick fap feels like a waste. And when I have a long edging session and the orgasm isn't that good, it feels like I wasted time. My best orgasm ever was a 2.5 hour edging session where when I started to get close, I strapped a bullet vibrator to my shaft with a rubber band so I could cum hands free. Then when I started to cum I sniffed amyl nitrite, that blew my head off and I moaned out loud and squirmed involuntarily.
>>12399587Can't Twilight just teleport away with magic or something?
>>12399666Yes satan, you already got my soul with pony.
>>12399674Twilight is terrible under pressure. SHe has the power to destroy the world, but she can be distracted with those little pop rocks.
>>12399666>tiny tiny forelegsThat is not a pone that is a T-rex in a dress
>>12399715I would hold a pony down and brush their mane against their will
>>12399717Oh.So did she die?
>liking tiny legs
I wish I was Fluttershy's pet
pony really likes to scat
Why is everyone constantly horny in these threads
I made this for the Opalescence fans.
>>12399756I wish Fluttershy was my pet
>>12399759I never am.
>>12399743But who spun it? Why are they cursed to watch an eternally spinning bottle?
>>12399764I don't think you made that.
>>12399743>watch ponies kissing one after the other>bottle never lands on you the entire night
>>12399666>pony skirtunf>pony pantiesunf>pony lifting skirt to show panties>
>>12399759We're all unicorn master race.>>12399778Except this earthie.
>>12399753>Kraut will never ponies like that again
>>12399759I'm a unicorn!I'm actually rarely horny, especially since I'm on anit-depressants.
>>12399742Nope, the octopus gave her a back rub, the shark gave her a ride around the lake, and the piranha did what it had to do to protect Twilight from a mosquito carrying AIDS and malaria. She has since adopted the Piranha and put it in a large tank in the library, right under the warning for people bringing books in late.
>>12399757I didn't know she liked jazz.
>>12399753Tiny little filly legs.
>>12399828why wouldn't pony like jazz?
>>12399666>what if we make everything pony>except for a foot around the crotch>that'll be all human>good idea>and it'll wear human clothes>better idea>we'll make furfags of them in no time
>>12399811And? Do they work?
>>12399811I know that feeling. I went off SSRIs for the first time in over 10 years a few months ago, and my sex drive in relentless. It came back with a vengeance, I need to cum at least twice a day.
>>12399759because we're bored
>>12399759Why are the ponies so horny on the show?
>>12399873Horses are really horny animals to begin with
>>12399870I love horns
>>12399873Heat hits the repressed ones the hardest.
>>12399873ponies go into heat from time to time.
BEN BEN AND LARRY EPISODE CONFIRMED
>>12399846Decreased sex drive has been the only noticeable effect. Though that's enough reason for me to keep taking them.
>>12399897>>12399901But ponies don't go into heat.
>>12399793>Eventually you just take the passed out berry punch home with you>For research
>>12399907>BEN BEN AND LARRY EPISODE CONFIRMEDWhat?
>>12399907don't even joke like that
>>12399742>"I guess they must have been really hungry. Please hold still.">Fluttershy is wrapping a series of bandages around Twilight's minor, but numerous wounds>"Hungry? You're- OW - freaking krakken nearly ate ME!">"Oh no, today isn't one of his feeding days. He's just very affectionate.">"Where did you even ge-">"Oh my, look at the time! Is it noon already? We still have so much to do!">"M-more?">"Would you like to feed the kittens or the lion?">"You have a li....the kittens.">"There you go, Mr. Grumpy. You should be all bet by morning. No you get plenty of rest and stay of your paw, ok?">An old tired lion just lays on the ground mopping, paying no attention to Fluttershy as she finishes changing the bandage on his paw. this is the 5th time he's gotten a thorn in it and seems to be really upsetting him.>Fluttershy gives him a little scratch on the mane and he reluctantly purrs a little>fluttershy then goes to jeck on Twilight, only for the alicorn to burst out of the kitten nursery room, slam the door behind her and brace her back against it>She's breathing heavily and covered in a series of small red lines>"Aww, they must be getting ready for solid food soon!"
>>12399885You're thinking of unicorns.
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>12399930>tfw no drunk horny mare ripping your clothes off and giving you sloppy head
pony should swallow pony
>>12399975red ribbon pls
>>12399975No, dragon should.
>>12399953>jeck on Twilight
>>12400007She is a very pretty pig.
Pony can only orgasm from cervical penetration.
>>12400075But stallions can't manage thatDoes pony never orgasm?
Picture perfect pony.Pony pony pony pony.
>>12400038Twilight is the best pony I know to play the straight man without making another >Anon and pony>anon hug pony
>>12400075That's a lie.
>all that pony pandering in the new Shingeki
>>12400052>tfw no lewd squelching mare
>>12400108I don't get it.
>>12400144Pony is too big.Pony should be little.
>>12400076>all these people don't understand that horse dick is nowhere as sensitive as human's and thus blowjob and simple licking won't do a thing
>>12400107I'm confused. Are you commanding me to picture a perfect pony, or is pony picture perfect?
>>12400147Which pony would have the loudest squelches?
>>12400133>2013>watching Shiggydigg no Dothis
>>12400162Pony is normal sized.
>>12400144Is it bad I want a BIG PINKIE?Imagine the ssuggling
>>12400165What? It's the opposite, they're ridiculously sensitive. That's a whole argument for why families developed like they did in human evolution.
>>12400179Fluttershy.She's virgin tight, having only ever been fucked by Angel
>>12400179Luna. She has surprisingly big flappy lips and a bulgy clitoris jutting outward with every wink and splashing her juice everywhere
>>12400147http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/427/animal/caballogermany-fucks-a-mare.htmloh god I want to fuck a mare so much
>>12400179I hope my waifu wouldWetness is one of my favorite things
>>12400201What does the sensitivity of horse penis have to do with families and human evolution?
>>12400236Mare is not pony, mare will not comfort you after a hard day. She can't hold down a well paying job either. Stick to pone.
we fistfucking pone now?
>Maredusa will never stimulate your prostate with her hair
>>12400179Rainbow DashShe's really embarassed about it and tries to hide it to no avail
>>12400247OH GOD HER KNEES KEEP BREAKING
>>12400246The idea is that because we take so long to fuck, since the act takes longer than a few seconds, we form emotional bonds with the mate. And because it takes so long we also have sex for pleasure/out of boredom as well as reproduction.
>>12400262http://i.imgur.com/IHvJtAx.jpgI want to be tied down and pegged by Maredusa.
I'm here...shit, did I just miss Masterlink?
>>12400291OH SHUT UP, MR. YARIDOVICH
>>12400288>Show new pony in animatic>Porn drawn immediatelyI don't even know why I'm surprised.
>>12400291man I haven't seen you since that rant on synchtube
>trying to sleep after a very long day at work>can't manage with your squelchy pony constantly producing deafening squelches in bed next to youWhat do you do? Send squelchy pony outside for the night? But then she'll wake the neighbors. What if they call the cops?
>>12400288>peggingisn't that with a strapon?why not some genuine horseflesh instead?
You know that there was once a pony Nazi?His name was Dr. MANEgele!
>>12400313Strap-ons don't get tired.
>>12400255That pussy looks incredible though
>>12400307Porn of everything gets drawn obscenely fast in MLPG nowadays. Nothing is safe
I drew you pony
>>12400343I'm drawing porn of it
>>12400343really cute rose.
>>12400291You missed nothing.
>>12400288>tfw Endii hats us
>>12400358please don't add a dick to this one this time
>>12400343inb4 unf taildock
>>12400343what is the cutie mark?
Who is Rose and why should I care?
>>12400358Ok, have fun.
>>12400318Does that mean there was a pony hitler?And pony Jews?
>>12400328There are more important things anon.
>>12400369Talk about being in a hairy situation!
>>12400411like the vibrator?
>>12400411Should probably have 3 of them then
>>12400370That was my first thought too. Must be the pose.
>>12400343That's a cute design. I like her star.So is she the law in these here parts?
>>12400302I do enjoy that video.>>12400310Looking back on it, I may have become stir-crazy during that ordeal.>>12400366Howdy.
>>12400400dr. manegele was a former student of celestia. Have you noticed that the world of the G3 ponies was also named equestria? guess what happened to them.freundschaft macht frei
It's good to see all of these people coming back.
>>12400438I really miss getting drunk with you guys and watching episodes / pmvsMust have seen BrodyQuest a hundred timesgood times
>>12400453even smile drew pony
>>12400453No anon, it is a precursor to the end times.
>>12400429>>12400358Please draw original female pone
http://i.imgur.com/PCAYBrv.png>pone will never suckle your head on a cold winter morning
>>12400358>>12400361>>12400363>>12400375>>12400381>>12400385>waiting for pony to be posted>see pony get posted>take a minute to look for an image>6 posts beat me to it
>>12400472>>12400477tex and japanon
>>12400487In the time before the light?
>>12400423Like the kind that gets shot out of a gun>>12400428fixed!
>>12400453in many ancient myths and prophecies of the apocalypse the dead rise from the grave right before the end
>>12400438I miss Synchtube so much.
>>12400504I'm going to draw three bullet vibrators in her now
>>12400504I still don't know who you are, but thanks for drawing.
I haven't been here since the day after Lauren showed up.Horse vagina just got boring after a while.What's new?
>>12400504what a violent horse
>>12400504So she needs 3 dildos to get off?JUST LIKE REDIV
>>12400504Now she's upgraded to chainshot.Would that change her name?
>>12400504what kind of talent does she have?
>>12400511Cytube exists. It's pretty much Synchtube.
>>12400527S4 coming out on Nov. 23New comics.equestria Girls was released, and it was shit.
>>124005202 in the pink one in the stink.Yes pinkie is involved.
>>12400527Comic still good. Season 4 storyboards were shown at comic con.
>>12400438>>12400511I do too.Pretty much was on there everyday.Memories. They hurt.
>>12400487Lyra loves cum
>confirmed that larson did nothing with s04fuck
>>12400562Not cute enough.
>>12400504Could you draw a front pose for reference?
>>12400559Anon, you really shouldn't call pinkie pie stinky.
>>12400577>S5make it happen
>>12400550>>12400560>S4 coming out soonThat reminds me, I still haven't gone to college since season 3, when I should have.Fuck. Time flies when you're NEET
>>12400507But I never died.
>>12400577all hope is lost
>>12400577We still got AKR and Powell and new writers too
>>12400590Then maybe she shouldn't roll around in the grass like an animal.
>there will never be a filly synchtube to watch S4 withTHIS PAIN IS THE WORST
>>12400504thanks rosei love you
>>12400606No more new princesses or boyfriends or humans.
>>12400577>ifSeason 4 confirmed for last season. This is it guys! The ride ends. One year from now and thise community will have lived itself apart.Was nice knowing you guys, but it lasted way too long.
>>12400428>>12400504yeah cause you shoot 3 bullets at a time and didn't look like applejack enough>>12400583bullets the applejack recolor
>>12400577Not surprising; writers have to wait around for new seasons to write more to get paid, so they'll often do other work in the meantime and it can end up as a major schedule conflict.
>>12400625Thank god.But we all know the ride never ends.
>>12400621Can't make promises
>>12400504the mcdonalds toys had all the cutie marks reduced. they all had 1 symbol instead of 3 yet applebloom's french cutie mark was only 1 french thing...not 3 like on the old french flag...
>>12400615i just hope i dont have to be up at fucking 3am for new episodesafter the s3 premier i stopped getting up ealy/staying up all night to see new eps. the magic was gone.
>>12400621I'm afraid I can't promise that.
>>12400633Cutie Marks with small things look better in threes. See: Rarity, Applejack, Panka, Cherrilee, Flutterbutt
>>12400543she's fast like a bulletbullets are now canon
>>12400625>being this reactionary
>>12400487so it's fine if you link to pony porn eh
>>12400625I'm fine with this.
>>12400611Blue horse does too
GUYSWHAT IS THIS?http://bibbytube.com/
I got way into Touhou this hiatusIt's like pone but with spell cards and cute youkai girls
>>12400625>>12400685Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's going to be a season 5.
>>12400598It's okay Yari.Everything will be okay.
>>12400684Yes, links to NSFW images are allowed on blue boards, they just can't be uploaded here.
>>12400463>>12400511>>12400561It was a very cozy place at times. Spending Christmas of 2010 on synchtube was the best thing ever.>>12400542Indeed.
>>12400706Seriously. Hasbro has just started to get its marketing engine into gear. And the toys keep selling like hotcakes.
>>12400700Touhou was ponies before poniesbut in japan
>>12400749Unfortunately the show is probably going to get worse.
>>12400769Most shows do over time, just enjoy what parts of it you can.
>>12400577I have a feeling there will be a Season 5.I hope Larson can handle bronies showing up to his book signings and asking about pony.
>>12400511We still have CyTube!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef2dee30001389d75a86962754e612fb/tumblr_mpszqs3uCo1ri9eoto1_1280.png>Rose will never draw porn with ponies
>>12400780MLP will haunt these people for the rest of their lives no matter what they do.
>>12400785she already has
>>12400577>wrote MMC>nothing in s4Season 4 might actually have a chance.
>>12400810Like Star Wars, for everyone except Harrison Ford.
>>12400811No, anon, read what I said: with ponies, not just porn
>>12400487Pone looks kind of like a weird puppet from a kids show there
Satyrday streaming continues into the night for more custom satyrs! Request satyrs that've never been seen before or ask for a personalized variant with a popular pony!/moronsonofboron
>>12400848she already has
>>12400838heh, post a few more I don't remember these
>>12400836>implying Mark Hamill isn't better known for his Joker roles now
>>12400810I think Faust knows it. I wonder if it's sunken in for the others yet.
>Pinkie Pie and Twilight are having a nice walk together when suddenly bright lights appear in the night sky over head>A UFO hover over them menacingly. Twilight is scared. Pinkie is excited>A bright beam of light sucks them both inside and the craft flies away>Inside the two ponies are confronted by little green men, smaller then them even.>"Extraequestorial life...Pinkie, do you know what this means?">"Oh my gosh....">"I know, its amazing. Think of the possabilities! Think of all the things we can learn from each other.">"Look at all their stuff!">Pinkie bounds around the ship, fascinated by all gadgets and whizz bobbers that looks very similar to amusement park attractions>The aliens close in around Twilight>"Oh, hello. I'm Twilight Sparkle and as representative of my world, I'd like to be the first to say-">The closes alien pulls out a long gadget. At the press of the button, a long blade snaps out of the handle. >"-ep.">It presses another button and small fine prongs pop out of the blade. Its just a comb.>"Oh.">They start petting her and combign her>Pinkie touches every single thing.>"What's this do?">She presses various buttongs and blinking lights on a console with a screen showing the planet below>"hmm....I guess it doesnt do anything.">She turns away just as several large explosions blossome around the world, visiable from space>Rummaging around, Pinkie finds a book. Thinking Twilight might like it, she reads the title>"TWILIGHT!">"Hmm, what?">Twilight, now practically at the spa with aliens around her looks up sleepishly. Pinkie holds up the book to her>"To Serve Pony! It's a cook book!">"What?!">"They actually have a bunch of cook books here. You should see these dishes, they look amazing! To Bake For Ponies. Pony Friendly Chacutery."
>>12400857No, she didn't, you are mistaken her for copycat, I've seen that shit.She herself never drew anything exlicit with ponies.and i know how was copycat btw
>>12400487If I squint really hard I can pretend she's eating out a female, and it immediately becomes way hotter...nah, that's not true. Still. Cunnilingus is so much better than blowjobs, pretty much always.
>>12400882i was in the stream when she did it
>>12400851they're oddly arousing, their body shape is very appealing
>>12398653Is Derpy a gangsta bitch?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8IP2UnSZfE&feature=share&list=UUUKtvPccUCVwYO4Zuq3G2pA
>>12400700There are a lot of similarities. Going to be honest though Touhou is a million times better than ponies.Also the music and other fan works are lightyears beyond anything in pony fandom.
>>12400855I hate satyrs>bipeds with legs that are impossible to walk onAll I can think of is them constantly falling over and eventually dying after giving up and laying on the floor for all eternity
>>12400879Get to the anal probing already
>>12400902Sure thing fagtronfuck off back to brony piss
>>12400913You should go back in time and murder the Greeks
>>12400665I know who the fuck has those markstell that to mcdonalds
>>12400863I'm just going to the bottom of my folder.I don't really have any post screencaps from back them.
>>12400919sorry you missed out
>>12400870In a completely different, and also less prestigious, industry.He couldn't be a movie star because he was already the biggest movie star on the planet,and Star Wars became so monstrously, unreasonably famous that his face was always tied to Luke Skywalker.So he had to pivot into a medium that didn't require his face.Star Wars still ran him out of major films.
What kind of a cutie mark is Butterflies?
>>12400923I'd like to but then civilization would be all muslim-y
>>12400903Fucking ponies, why do they have to be so sexy
>>12400870If you ask people on the streets who Mark Hamill is, of the people that know they'd probably say Luke Skywalker.
>>12400925Mcdonalds isn't a pony.
>>12400879AND THEN THE ANAL PROBING STARTS
>>12400879aliens are creepy.
>>12400855And a bonus.http://i.imgur.com/HdM24J6.jpg
>>12400953It's the shapely rumps and plump hips
>>12400936Doubt so. Same level of faggotry and as much self-entitled.
>Yaridovich and Masterlink in the same threadDid I step into a time warp or something?
>>12400838Damn, right in the feels.
>just fapped to a guy fucking a mare.Welp this is it mlpg. I've hit the bottom, there is nowhere deeper to fall. All I can do is wait till some of you fall to my level.
>>12400982that was a good one, kind of creepy
>>12400982They said it was an animation error.They say many things.
>>12401008this is almost the most autistic picture of mlp
>>12400998Maybe today is just 20% cooler, am I right pony bro?
>>12401011I did that once, but like I give a fuck.
>>12401008>you will never have a tiny red cape;_;
>>12401011welcome to the bottom of the pit.
>>12401011>fuckingBo-riiing.My favorite is a guy who eats her out super passionately,he's practically having a feast.Any random rapist can fuck a mare. Only a truly passionate lover would taste her.
>>12401011It's fine, I mean you still have a steady job with > $70k / year salary, right?
>>12401023>not bro pony
We're all going back to /co/ guysLauren Faust is coming back to FiMTwilicorn is just a dreamUgly Americans wasn't cancelled
>>12401078BAHHHH HA HA HA HA
>>12401008>Pinkie Pie sticks her butt up against teh wall>"Hey Anon, can you feel this?">"Pinkie stop this is a serious memorial sto pressing your butt at me.'
>>12401011Which video? I wouldn't be too ashamed, horsevag looks a lot like the human variety, and supposedly feels very similar.
>>12400933proof that not being forced into a general circlejerk makes the best threads
>>12401008>rarity pissed as fuck>applejack getting ready to walk away>pinkie pie unnaturally small>fluttershy is half velociraptor>rainbow dash lovestruck>twilight sparkle feeling pity for the guy kneeling at a wall full of ponies>tiny red capeSuch a good picture.
wich touhou wud u fuk
>>12401023Ponybro more like BRONY amirite
Ooh, I found an oldie.
>>12400998I still remember the day most of Yaridovich synctube patrons were all alienated away from attention whoring.
>>12401053c-can i get a link please?
>>12401053I'd do both, my favorite beast video is one where a guy eats out a mini pony and she squirts all over his face, then he fucks her and she drips cream everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkTC1kqyOMM>you will never dance with pony to romantic eastern yurop music
>>12401125>posting the no dick version
the first few days were especially painful
>>12401133http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/22395/mare_pleasure#.UfSWaEBIHtyUsername is "sidatit"Password is "redwoods101"Enjoy. Probably the hottest video ever.
>>12401156Corwin actually drew that
>>12401167God Past Sins. I haven't heard that name in over a year.
>>12401177Glorious.I'm pretty sure that's all I had.
>>12401199You know what you call that?a good year!
>>12401078those are always fun
>>12401167It's sort of weird looking back on it. How the board changed over the course of a year and all.
>>12401199I actually enjoyed it when it came out. Sure it was written poorly and there were grammar mistakes everywhere but during that first hiatus I really needed something to fill my pony hole.
>>12401177>corwin used to be cooli think his problem was he started hanging out with only furry fetish fags so much he started to believe being a furry fetish artist was a good idea.
>>12401008This picture is really fucking insulting.
>>12401177> heard in ALL OF THEIR VOICESFUCK
>>12401230>fill my pony holeu-unf
>>12401232this is all speculation by the way
>>12401008why is ponka so smaaaaaaaallllll
>>12401175Any other good vids you recommend?
>all these oldfagsi just got here, what the fuck.
>>12401048That reminds me of another Trixie comic:
>>12401222http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/9731/nighttime_pixie#.UfSXXm0_QTYThis is another great one, the pony is soaking wet
>>12401264I never left, anon.
EVERYONE STOP AND POST WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON RIGHT NOW
>tfw too newfag to even understand what's going on
>>12401177My only claim to fame is that I wrote the Peggy one.
>>12401276I'm working on bringing Rarity to orgasm.
I made a thing.
>>12401175>>12401270Can you recommend some some fucking as well? Clean close-ups?
>>12401262As far as cunt sucking, which is all I really care about, no.Feel free to peruse that site, and WRITE DOWN THE USERNAME AND PASSWORD
>>12401304This still makes me giggle.
>>12401299It was pretty spot on, good job
>>12401312can't read shit
>>12398914>"I am NOT a lady."
>>12401286Not much, these two namefags are any special. I don't even remember why they are namefagging, they never contributed anything of value to mlpg specifically. Usual ponychan level fo attention whoring.
>Once up one a time there was pony>and you>and you hugged the pony>and then they only threw up a little bit
I hate you
>"If your apprentice is anything like mine," said the knight, "this bout may take a while.">The lady just smiled wanly. "We will see."
>>12401230when it came out i was a huge fag for fanfiction so i read it and secretly enjoyed it. i made it to the school part where fluttershy turned into a tree with magic and i lost interest fast. after that i stopped keeping up with the updates and never found out how it ended.
>>12401365I have no arms dude
>>12401276Well, you asked.
>>12401314http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/26423/pink_pony_pussy#.UfSYcm0_QTYhttp://www.gaybeast.com/movie/19983/cumming_in_mini_mareOnly HD pony vid I know of, super clear:http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/45733/man_fucks_mini_mare#.UfSYrm0_QTY
>>12401354Neat,Anything with minimares/ponies?Anything with cumming inside?
>>12401390I hope it ends like that spiderman pinata gif and they just hug it out
>>12401276I'm tired so have a doodle
>>12401390deers are jerks
>>12401344>yeah it looks like shit right now
>>12401390deer deer deer deer deer deer deer>>12401429deer
>>12401417Search the site, it's got the most beast content of any site up right now, you'll be jacking off for months
>>12401344Yeah it actually doesLearn to color fgt
These were fun times.
>>12401433it is really rough though
>mlpg trying to get me attracted to real horses again
>>12401446What kind of sound do deers make anyway?
>>12401413>http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/19983/cumming_in_mini_mare>http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/45733/man_fucks_mini_mare#.UfSYrm0_QTYi-is that applejack?
God damn I really want to have sex with a horseI'm sure many of you also want to put your penises inside of filthy horse vaginas and fill them with your seed
>>12401446Is it deer time already?
>>12399975nightmare moon plz
>>12401486>>12401486Plunging balls deep into a winking mare looks like heaven, I stopped fighting it a long time ago
The first time MLPG reached 1000 posts in their thread.
>>12401516Keep eating my pictures 4chan X
>>12401495It sounds like a creaky door
>>12401495Well its kind of likeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX0K9rBqxLY
>>12401537I see, another BCS
think of a ponyany at allyou are tasked to give them 10 million smooches. Do you accept?
>>12401528I'd still rather have a simulacrum that isn't blatantly obvious it's horse-based.
>>12401565How long do I have?
>>124014734 or 5 of those are PRETTY GOOD
>>12401176post the full screenshot
>>12401565>Twilightwhen can I start?
>>12401565What noTwilight would agree that ten million smooches is pretty much impossibleShe'd settle for one, much longer, smooch
>>12401572Two days>>12401589Anytime, but if you stop you die
>>12401495Sometimes a squealing demonOther times a coughing devilDeer are scum. Deer are violent. Deer are mindless. Deer are destructive. There's a reason people kill them without giving a shit.
>>12401514You aren't fooling anyone, Lyra.
How are the friendship levels tonight, /co/?
stop posting hot mare vids. i already fapped and i need to go to bed to get up early.
>>12401600Two days?! That's not enough time! You could kiss pony every second for those two days and you still wouldn't make 10 million!
>>124016229/10I feel like making new friends
>>12401622why is that pony holding a bong
>>12401615>filthy horse vaginasYou know that's Bonbon, right?
>>12400548snake ponies are nifty
>>12401618I'd a human Pinkie
>>12401622Pinkie PieWaiting still for the next chapter.
>>12401618That doesn't look like a meido at all!Her tits aren't NEARLY bubbly enough!
>>12401635Oh, coolI'll be your friend
>>12401600>>12401565It would take 11 days 13 hours 46 min 50 sec to count to a million. Multiply that by 10 and assume you kiss consistently once per second that entire time. I mean I'd go down fighting but...
>>12401621the hair in my ass was recently too long so i shaved it. i wish twily was there to give me compliments
>>12401661alright, who's your favorite pony?
I want to give Pinkie Pie a hug and never let goWhat is this feeling?
>>12401622We're just above chill and holding steady. All is well for now.
>>12401678Your jokes are kind of old and not very funnyI'm sorry
>>12401675what about when she has to take a shit?
>>12401622Which pony has the least friends?I mean, Chrys still has her minionsSo I guess Sombra or Sunset Shitter
>>12401514let's get a horse for MLPGcon
>>12401673Your favorite pony. She's so cute.
>>12401622Nightmare Moon personally
>>12401446>>12401429http://youtu.be/hQuku5EuYwE?t=51sDeer deer deerdeer deer deerdeer deer deerdeer deer deerdeer deer deerdeer deer deerdeerdeerdeer deer NAAA!
>>12401696No way, that's mine too.Alright this could work.
>>12401514>mfw I learned that bestiality is legal in my stateI am conflicted. My morals say no, but the internet keeps telling me how awesome it feels.
>>12401692Then I let her go int othe bathroom adn wait outside patiently for her to do her business while sobbing uncontrollably
>>12401176...And a new autistic era was born.
>>12401719The people ranting about how awesome it is would probably stick their dicks in a blender if you talked them into it.
>>12401750I wonder if that one anonymous poster realized how much he changed the world with that offhand comment.
Someone requested Kissybit pony giving Anon a kiss on the cheek but I can't do it without making Anon look like a midget or the pony look like a giantI'll try again tomorrow
>>12401758Yes, just remember where you are and some of the things we do.
>>12401719If it's legal, go for it.You've got nothing to lose.
>>12401312>no pictures>spoilers not spoiling anything>>12401358>this image spoiling the movie for me>no spoilers
>>12401750>>12401768We've talked about it before and it's kind of theorized that the word itself isn't a very hard combination to come up with so it could have very easily just started elsewhere if not there.
>>12401771Pony is on a stool
>>12401776Don't trixie have her fans?
>>12401715Dash is the cutest ponyand would be the cutest girlfriend
Would you give pony a bath in the sink?
>>12401276This hand is killing me.If someone can redline it for me, I'd appreciate it.
>>12401771>not making anon bend down, back straight
What about that derpy vs anon custody battle thing with megatron
>>12401807What's that red dot?
>>12401796but I can't make her leave her standanyone could steal her hardly earned bits
>>12401771>Kissybit pony will never kiss you for free
>>12401433>just drawing shit people say
>>12401826She could be on a stool that's inside the stand though
>>12401798that's not the same as friends
>>12401826Are you still open for requests?
>>12401784>spoilers>on a greentext cap
>>12401830>Pay to kiss her>She stutters and loses her composure>After the kiss she asks for another>And another>Eventually you're holding up the line with a makeout session
>>12401784>>12401339>>12401341I don't understandIn other news, reminder we have 4 active quests going onhttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
>>12401807I'd worship Twilight's legs
>>12401823Twilight is a real thought injun!
>>12401823Enemy sniper! Get down!
>>12401823It's called a bindi, Anon. It's a common piece of makeup/decoration in India, Pakistan and SE Asia, whether a dot of paint applied to the area between the eyebrows or a small piece of jewelry.>Traditionally, the area between the eyebrows (where the bindi is placed) is said to be the sixth chakra, ajna, the seat of "concealed wisdom". According to followers of Hinduism, this chakra is the exit point for kundalini energy. The bindi is said to retain energy and strengthen concentration. It is also said to protect against demons or bad luck. The bindi also represents the third eye. It is also used in festivals such as Holi.
>>12401795The word itself meant nothingWe could be right here today as ponybros
>>12401719If your state has no laws against it, that doesn't mean it's legal. You can still be charged with animal cruelty or possibly trespassing if you don't own the animal. Of course, getting caught fucking a horse requires a certain amount of carelessness. If you own the animal and do it in your own barn, there's zero chance of ever being caught.
>>12401499jesusfuck that's really hot, I'm so ashamed
>>12401807the red lines you have right there look good but its kind of impossible to tell because the other hand is still therealso the muscles of the calf aren't supposed to be even, the stage right short shouldn't be concave (her leg isn't coming towards us).i also assume you're going to fix the bed and hair rendering, right?
>>12401839That could work, okay, thanks.>>12401845I'm sorry, but I already have a lot on my plateYou can still ask me to draw something but I can't assure you that I'll remember to draw it, I hope that you understand
scratchscratchI scratchit really is a factthe less I itch, the more I scratch
>>12401893I wouldn't say it meant nothing. It was symbolic for people because it was unique. Pony-bro could easily just be anything X-bro, Y-bro etc, but Brony had a nice ring to it and was easy to decipher after seeing it even for the first time.
>>12401852>the moment the booth closes for the day, she grabs you by the collar and pulls you behind the booth for more kisses
>>12401913>shameI lost this maybe six years ago and never looked back.A doujin about some fantasy video game 'hero' who is a boy,but fails in his quest and gets captured by a faun boy and his gang of monsters,is thoroughly fucked by all of them, and becomes the faun's willing, mind-broken sex slave.I wanted to be the Hero.
>>12401857I have some bad news for you anon...
>>12401830>>12401852>>12401964>you will never kiss a horse
>>12401945A friend of mine at a university said he saw a class mate with a tshirt of "the disco pony" on their shirt.Advertising a local bandI felt very sad when he told me
>>12401972bean ponies are cute
>>12401972I'll smash their heads like apples for what they've done to you
>>12401972Would you love an care for your favorite pony if they had no limbs?
>>12401970oh fuck i think i remember that. you got the name or link? i lost my old stash a while back
>>12401972no no no, not THAT Twilight.>>12401807 THAT Twilight!
>>12401972Would you keep your small stackable pony™ in your backpack so she could talk with you all day anon?
Pony is running for public office and would really appreciate your vote.
>>12402003they grow back
>>12401970To be honest that sounds hot as fuck.
>>12401989their band probably isn't going to go anywhere
>>12401945Upon saving that image I came to the realization that I have more porn of Scratch than safe images involving her
>>12401970You and me should split half and half on a ranch, get some horses, and pimp them out to MLPG
>>12402014I'll tell the pony that I'll consider them based on the merits of their policies and ideologies
>>12402014I love PinkieBut I would not trust her with a sandwhich, let alone public office, as I have been proven she can not be trusted with a sandwhich
>>12402039She's hot, can't blame you.Damn, I can't imagine myself admitting that I want to fuck a pony 5 years ago, I'd never believe it.
>>12402014I would need to know their stance on pony-human marriage first.
>>12401486>>12401147>>12401175>>12401147>>12401133>>12401175>>12401262>>12401314>>12401147>>12401175>>12401222>>12401270>>12401314>>12401354>>12401417>>12401457>>12401499>>12401510>>12401913>>12401529/mlp/ - literally all horse fuckers.
>>12402014only if she supports me when i run for public orifice
>>12402039step up yo game nigga
>>12402047Judge not a pony by the color of their coat, but by the content of their friendship
>>12402021I've never gotten over that fantasy of being tamed and controlled by bigger, stronger men.>>12402008This what you're looking for?http://188.8.131.52:5543/h/25231aba0a83d993d63ca32cb032c508394cb207-1004085-1110-1600-png/keystamp=1374985935-366d299b8e/TLLOTF_02.pngIf you have sadpanda access, it's this:http://exhentai.org/s/25231aba0a/482318-2
Say something that is very hurtful and very true about your favorite pony
>>12402073She's very pretty
>>12402065/v/ - literally surprised
>>12402039Why so lewd anon
>>12402073She doesn't exist and never truly will.
>>12402070Ask not what your pony can do for you. Ask what you can do to your pony.
>>12401943can you post the other Kissybit pone drawing you did?
>>12402089It's actually MD, if you recognize it. Which you might or might not, I've got no idea how well known I am where.
>>12402071>This what you're looking for?YES, I KNEW IT WAS THAT THING.and i know the name now, so this shouldn't be too hard to find
>>12402051>digging through mountains of unappealing porn to find what you like every time you want to masturbate
>>12402073She isn't as funny or interesting as she was in Season 1.
>>12402121>Not tickling legless pone until she begs for you to stop. >Not keeping her close to scratch her itches when she asks>Not giving her belly raspberries just because
>>12402117I can only cum to something a few times before I get bored of it
>>12402117There's only 3 pics that suit me on the whole internetThey are not hard to find at any given point
>>12402145I wonder why that is, I hate that
>>12402121Would you keep a bean pony underneath your shirt to keep them warm and safe?
>>12402140How much for a kiss on the penis?
>>12402117I've noticed something troubling.I've built up a massive collection of porn of every gender, age, species, and fetish that appeals to me,all with an exacting standard of quality.I can't fap to any of it. It's all old shit.They say novelty trumps quality with respect to sexual attraction.Am I proud of my collection? Absolutely. From an art-quality standpoint,it's top notch, and would last someone years.But as a practical tool I can use none of it.Really puts a damper on the whole notion of saving porn.
>>12402143>>Not tickling legless pone until she begs for you to stop.Anyone got the GG comic of AJ threatening to harm anon over this?
>>12402071I've never heard of this before but that is amazing.
>>12402093I guess because I generally don't care for her (sorry) but her occupation leads to some very nice smut
>>12402145>>12402146I do not share either of these traits with you
>>12401928>the muscles of the calf aren't supposed to be even, the stage right short shouldn't be concave (her leg isn't coming towards usCould you maybe show me what you mean? Are you saying the outside of her right calf?Also, yes, I'll be smoothing the bed and cleaning up the hair more - I just want to get this hand out of the way first.
>>12402120ebin maymay XD
>>12402205I'd still do it.
>>12402170That doujin in particular, or shota?There's a very strange and universal attraction among men for depictions of slender, effeminate young boys who are sexually dominated by older, masculine men.The Greeks knew it and codified it, and it was quietly tolerated through out the Middle Ages.What can I say - I love the dick, and boys are pretty.
>>12401847>spoilers>on greentext>>12401856>greentext>don't understand
>>12402143This is genius.
>>12401856>questswhat the fuck is this?
>>12402205I don't think I would dare to do it
>>12402208gonna do anything about that sniper?
>>12402121>pone impressed with your almost automatic care response>bean pony sex later that night>most boring sex ever because you're both autistic and one of you has no limbs
>>12402205I just want to take that small helpless strong pony and help her get her legs back and maybe ask for a hug later if I feel brave enough
>>12402225The doujin, I meant. Haven't seen it before.
>>12402205>climb up on a four foot tall ledge>even with her limbs she is powerless to get at you
>>12402151It's because there's so much fucking porn, all that novelty. When I was a kid I could jerk off to the Sears catalog, now I need very specific fetish videos or man on mare stuff.
>>12402216And you responded. How weak minded can you get?
>>12402172I want to have kinky ecstasy sex with Scratch
>>12402252>"Oh anon, you really do care about me">one week later>"OH GOD PINKIE PIE YOUR LEGS OH GOD OH GOD"
>>12402140that picture is semi-unf as hellnot fap-to-it unf, but it's excitingI think it's the eyes, and the "stud" and "cute mare" parts
>>12402073I can count all the things I know about her on one handI'd consider that very true and very hurtful to me
>>12402145I can fap to something a few times before I have to set it asidebut sometimes I'll dig it back up again some time later with renewed interest
>>12402260ha yeahI remember I had some sports illustrated page I tore out of one of my mom's magazines when I was younger that I had stuffed in my dresser. I still remember her name, Rebecca Romijn.
>>12402260This comes to mind.
>>12402284It's the teasing aspect. I could do with a fic.
>>12402073She's a huge slut
>>12402161there's nothing wrong with being a porn connoisseur
>>12402250कि रेखा हास्यास्पद हो शुरू होता है, जब मैं तुम्हें बताना होगा.
I wish the good drawfags would come back.
>>12402249I would only do it if she were pretending to not like it. Play tickle-rape. Safety word is "peach."
>>12402299If I go a while without masturbating, then I'm much less picky.
>>12402315Does that mean I can go off the ride now?
>>12402312How do crazy writing systems like this evolveDoes some scribe think "you know what, our primitive ideograms aren't fancy looking enough" and add a hundred loops?
>>12402315Tex did come back though!
>>12402316My safety word is "ouch"
>>12402330go while you still can
>>12402330You are one of the few good remaining drawfags.
>>12402315That's not very niceHow do you think that makes the current drawfags feel
>>12402334>Tex drawfagSee what is wrong anon?
>>12402312"If the lines start to be funny, I'll tell you."
>>12402302she's very good at teasingI kinda want to have sex with her
>>12402315I wish the bad ones would leave without coming back all the time.
Guys please help me.I've fapped to just about everything pony.Has any new hot flashes or picture came out recently? Everything is old.
>>12402340Why are you bored if you're a unicornJust magic yourself some entertainment
>>12402346Post the ded list.
>>12402368What is your fetish?
>>12402331yeah pretty muchhumans are stupid. good thing the romans came along and started a tradition of writing you can actually read.
http://super.kamehamehaaa.org>yfw jawz streaming fucking lostboy right now
>>12402373God fucking no. That list is just spam. Half of the contributors on that list still come here.
>>12402331>they don't write like us ROFLMAO>looool they retarded XDD
>>12402368>being ever at a loss for pone things to fap to>when this image exists
>>12402366A few of them still remain.
>>12402372Why are you bored if you're a handimanJust pick up some entertainment
Day 1567/27/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,437 (Running Total: 942,774)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 21,227 (Running Total: 3,558,002)Most of ya'll are still good people and I enjoy hanging around with you.Just don't show up to my house and ask for a couch or anything.
>>12402372she's just sleepy
>>12402379>lost boy.rartriple lelI still have that fucking virus probably. Never did anything about it,but nor do I have any bank account logins and I'm not a hawt gurrrl or anything
>>12402396wow that's really racist
>>12402388If you look in the past, they used to write with pretty simple shapes. Then suddenly, loops. Loops and swooping strokes everywhere.Why do people want to make writing into art?
>>12402374Anal, tentacles. That's about it.
>>12402392Those are just pinkie's lips being squeezed by her cheeks. I'm not dumb.
>>12402398>Just don't show up to my house and ask for a couch or anything.Well fuck you too, I bet your couch is lumpy and terrible
>>12402365I wish she would sit on my face and tease me nonstop while giving me a hoofjob
>>12402208more or lessyou might want to reference for the face, looks a bit ugly although its not really technically inaccurate. i assume you're going to paint over or lineart this, yes?
>>12402407because they're bored
>>12402398>Just don't show up to my house and ask for a couch or anything.O-oh
>>12402439>what's this breakher bangs?
>>12402331>>12402331http://www.acharya.gen.in:8080/sanskrit/script_dev.phpBasically Devanagari script evolved from Gupta script which evolved from Brahmi script, which might have evolved from either Phoenician, South Arabian, or Indus script - it gets a bit blurry around that point.
>>12402445>$1,800Damn furries have a lot of dosh.
>>12402423What a grumpy pair of hips
>>12402467that's not a lot for a fursuit though
>>12402473look at that badonkadonk
>>12402473How would she react if I gave her a surprise drying by the towel?
http://i.imgur.com/ISpEiVL.jpgWhat are you waiting for?
HEy, are you from Boston?Cause you're the only ten I see!
>you will never throw a broom at worst human
>>12402492Dash would probably be the worst house guest out of all of them though. She'd eat all your food and play your TV loudly all night. And there's no way she'd clean up her mess.
>>12402502For that price it better damn have a hole.
>>12402467>being a slender 22 year old hot Californian stud who stuffs his ass with exquisitely sculpted dragon dildos on camera and goes to huge raves followed by gay orgiesBeing a capital-F Furry sounds fucking awesome.Too bad I can't do any of those things.
>>12402520...to store things in?
>>12402516>"HEY FLUTTERSHY THINK FAST"
>>12402514fuck its like one of those drawings from all tomorrowsmake it stop
>>12402516What is Fluttershy made of? She doesn't even move an inch, the broom just bounces right off.
Anyone know what this comic is called? Google reverse search gives nothing.
>>12402535You know what I mean.
>>12402502pfffffffffffffff I'd rather have the fursuit
>>12402516>Fluttershy>worst humanI'll fucking deck you kid.
>>12402439This is very helpful - thank you.I'd meant to fix that strap, too - thanks for the reminder.And yes, as >>12402463 said - that's her bangs.>face is not inaccurate>it's just ugly;_;
>>12402492Do you Dash to clean out your FRIDGE?
>>12402555No but here's the whole comichttps://mega.co.nz/#!2JUFSQaR!DYYn2lEC3c73q-dWuMUlznGFq91HXIj6in6yiLRHsyUor http://g.e-hentai.org/g/594946/8739551fa0/
>>12402424hoofjobs don't sound very pleasurableI just want her to seduce me and have lots of vanilla yet wild sex
>>12402563>>12402563anime face > realistic face
>>12402555>>12402577>>12402582autistic as fuck
>>12402577>>12402582Thank you anons. You're so cool.
>>12402563making pretty faces is hard, don't feel bad. You have to essentially draw it perfectly. I would say honestly just copy or closely reference a pretty picture, you'll learn and it will look good.>>12402589or you could just do this
>>12402555Autistic brony unable to communicate except with his strange neanderthal language ends up in equestria instead of the handsome alpha that would totally fuck all of the mares aka me
>>12398705Who shooped this?
>>12402551>Fluttershy has a black belt in Tai Chi and Aikido>She mostly took them up because they were good exercise
>>12402567I'd stick my cock under that label and hotdog that butt
>>12402616That's not a neckbeard, that's just a stubble
>>12402611What a sweaty ponysomeone should get her a towel
>>12402658Watch'ya thinking about Rorschach?
>>12402140Someone tell me their secret, how on earth do you draw a picture that everyone loves to report?
>>12402622I am sure Fluttershy would only use that for exercise only.
>you land in Ponyville>none of the mares are interested, think you're a freak, and would be shunned for interspecies mating>you get noticed by a handful of weird local stallions>at night you're kidnapped, bound, and wake up in a gay sex cult hosting Big Mac, Caramel, and every other hot Ponyville stud,>these guys have no problem with noveltyWould you be their little mare, MLPG?
>>12402631She'd love to go out for you. Lunch?
>>12402687>weird local stalli-nope