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Cutest, smartest and all around best fillies this side of 2fort edition.

Old , poor, and Irish horse: >>12344208
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>rape
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>>12348764
>>12348769
>>12348795

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/artist-spotlights-returns.html
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what's wrong with being irish
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So about that Lyra and Sparkle wedding and hot lesbian married pony sex... what would your gift to them be?
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>>12348808
JUST LIKE THE REAL CRUSADES!
crusaders is a terrible name on so many levels
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>>12348823
they're drunks and papists
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>>12348823
>being Irish
>ever
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>>12348832

Is same sex marriage even legan in Equestria?
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>>12348808
I now have the mental image of the crusaders as a bunch of 40 year old NEET virgins
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>>12348863

>adorable CMC as 40 year old NEETS

WHY

GET OUT OF MY HEADSPACE MENTAL IMAGES!!
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>>12348836
>between appl and pank
I'm likin you more every day
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>>12348854
Yes. You can even marry a filly if you wanted to.
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>>12348865
What I'd give to feel a girl's soft tush on my face...
Preferably Rediv's...
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see the impossible
feel the invisible
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>>12348897

Its not true!
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>>12348893
what if

applepank
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>>12348823
it's not scotish
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>>12348835

I went to a Catholic high school

our sports mascot was the Crusader
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cutest VA, look at those blowjob lips, UNF
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>>12348782
Hah, that's both stupid and unprofessional.
>>12348843
Bronies seem to love EG to death. How does that anon not liking it make him anything like a brony?
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>>12348897

Do fillies get a super sweet sixteen?
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If someone outside looking in sees this post, please help. BCS is a menace and we're evidently not enough to get rid of her.
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>>12348925

Andrea is not for sexual

Try Nicole instead
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Why does BCS still come here? Why do we get all the shitposters?
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>>12348906
Keep it up and I'll keep drawing spiderxhorses just because I think people like it.
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I want the vast majority of you to die
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>>12348925

I'm checking out those upper arms and strong chest. I bet she lifts.
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>>12348954
is that a challenge
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>>12348960

learn to speak you silly horse
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>>12348914
I don't think I have many of those

But i have some RariPinka
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>>12348945
you wanna hugbox about it, brony?
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>>12348980
BEST SHIP
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Could you imagine how she would handle the stress of managing them?
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>>12348931
>>12348945

You guys are more annoying than her
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my FOTM VA waifu has more "talent" than yours...
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>>12348980

Its for the best

when Apple and Pank get together, bad things happen
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>>12348980
You are starting to become my nigga
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>>12348999


>tfw no plant orgy of Pikmin
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>>12349003
big boobs are comforting to look at.
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>>12348960
I've come to really like the way Mew draws the eyes
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>>12348999
She'd probably faint and then the Pikmin would carry her off to the onion like in the bad ending.
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>>12348976
You bet it is.
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>>12349003
Tara is fucking sexy, I want to spurt all over those monster tits while she licks the bottom of my head
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>>12348999
How would she handle the stress of them dying?
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You're sitting down getting mad in a MLPG thread when this Pink mare slaps you in the face with her futa cock.

What do you do?
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>>12349003

If you like her so much then draw pony Tara porn
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>>12349020
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remember when fighting is magic was going to be about ponies
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>>12349043
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>>12349045
>flesh colored pone
disgusting
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>>12349025

I love his pony style but the scale horrifies me on some of it

Giant pony heads disturb me
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>>12348993
I just really like ships with Pinkie in them, they just feel lighthearted and fun
>>12349017
Oh boy
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>>12349048
I wish to temporarily visit the afterlife and have Sigmund Freud personally train me in subconscious martial arts.
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I liked Equestria Girls.
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>>12349058
>for the most distinguiised contribution to american literature for children
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>>12349040
>>12349026
Or worse, how would she handle being force to choose between helping the pikmin thrive or letting the predator species live?
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>>12349063
if they don't have giant heads how else are they going to fight each other for mates?
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>>12349070
>those half lidded eyes
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>>12349025
The best part is that mew-person has his dick out right now.
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>>12349038
>tfw Tara voices my waifu from lost Odyssey
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>>12349083
Same here.

It wasn't the best, and it certainly had flaws, but as a whole I enjoyed it.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PREPARE FOR SEASON 4?
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>>12349070
If you can look closely, her she has an apple cutie mark on her inner thigh
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>>12349083
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>>12349098
no one cares
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>>12349087
She'd probably just sit in the first level forever
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>>12349089
You can tell even from the front, they've got ass.
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Oh God I dreamt I was sent back to high school.
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>>12349087
>how would she handle being force to choose between helping the pikmin thrive or letting the predator species live?
Nonsense, fluttershy woul;d have no problem allowing the cycle of nature continue
DYERTC?
>vature is so fascinating
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>>12348926
>love I wouldn't use that word
They're saying it's ok
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>>12349020

and soft and round...
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SO GUYS I WAS THINKING ABOUT JOINING THE MILITARY!
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>>12349152
Air Force

everything else sucks dick
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>>12349125
That's because Darkmeat draws drumsticks.
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>>12349152

Shut up Sentenal.
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Have you voted today?

+11 for Rarity.
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>>12349054

Now that you bring it up.

How is this shit going to turn out regarded its relation to the MLP fandom?

It already has a following and Lauren is working on it so is guaranteed to become a thing.

Is it going to be allowed in /mlp/?

Equestria Daily is still supporting it, so how far are they going to keep pushing it in this fandom?

It's also going to get fan art, are the Equestria Daily faggots going to also post it?

I'm pretty sure at some point the dev team would prefer to cut the ties with the fandom, but probably not right now since they need the advertising.
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>>12348817
>the conflict

oh ya i remember that. mic the microphone was in charge of the art part of EQG(why??) and there was some bullshit drama about how he always put his friends in and kicked out peopled he didnt like.
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>>12349169
epik meem
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>inner thigh

Megasweet pls go
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>>12349114
>cutie mark on her inner thigh
Didnt we see that on Celestia too, why do you think that is?
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>>12349127
Oh yeah, forgot about that
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>>12349083
It was enjoyable but dropped balls all over the place in regards to the story
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>>12349135
Close enough.
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>>12349174
oh shit you can vote every day?

lonk!
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>>12349165
JESUS I'm way behind on this guy's stuff, it's hard to keep up since I stopped using DA and the 'booru.
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>>12349188

Shut up BCS.
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come away
we'll go to a wonderful place
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>>12349125
just the way he does it
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>>12349163

I really don't think either the Air Force nor I would be comfortable with handing me the keys to a jet.
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>>12349199

It happens a lot due to the fact they mirror the legs as an animation shortcut

Star intently at cloud kicker's butt here and you will see yet another example
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>>12349114
>>12349199
The back legs on the puppets are copy/pasted so sometimes they leave the graphic symbols on the back legs by mistake.

It's a flash error. It's been happening since S1. It's also the same reason ponies suddenly change cutie marks sometimes. Stuff like that is stored in one symbol and they change them.
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>>12349240
most people in the air force don't pilot planes though
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>>12349233

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

MAI WAIFU IS A BENCH
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I just got here.

What was the S4 news?
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>>12349247

Then what the heck else do they do? Pump the cool guys' gas?
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>>12349152
I SPENT FOUR YEARS IN THE AIR FORCE
IT'S A DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE
IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR SITUATIONAL LIFE AND HAVE APPEARANCE DEEM IF YOU ARE WORTHY THEN YA GO AHEAD
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>>12349179
I hope it gets big and is praised on gaming websites. That will surely rile up whoever it was who tipped off Hasbro.
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>>12349264
rarity is getting 0 episodes
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>>12349264
November 23.
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>>12349230
>everyone i hate is BCS
sure
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>>12349275

What happens on November 23?
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Can we have an MLPG cumshot contest to see who can shoot the biggest load
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>>12349272
Hasbro knew about the game well before they cancelled it, though. It got cancelled because they thought it started making money (they were part of a charity donation drive)
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>>12349286

Confirmed for BCS.
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>>12349266
I worked Materiel Management, which is just supply. Did work in a warehouse storing and distributing stuff, from nuts and bolts to circuit cards and tires.
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anal sex
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>>12349264

completely forgettable
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>>12349291
SEASON 4 MOTHERFUCKER

GET HYPE
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>>12349297
LEL
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>>12349291
The hiatus ends and we see what a universe in which Twilight is an alicorn looks like.
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>>12349242
>Stare intently at cloud kicker's butt
I forgot what I was looking for
>>12349246
Ooooohh
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>>12349266
>>12349266
There's a reason it's known as the "chair force"

The vast majority of Airforce jobs are technical or secretarial in nature.
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>>12349152
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>>12349311

>semicanon Season 4

It's gonna suck
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>>12349269

I like following routines and not drawing attention to myself.
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>>12349272

Is guaranteed to become big.

Is furry fodder and the fighting game community is huge, plus it has Lauren faust. It could get bigger than Skullgirls.

I'm just annoyed that we are getting that instead of fighting ponies.

>That will surely rile up whoever it was who tipped off Hasbro.

keep dreaming, Hasbro doesn't give a fuck and they don't want ponies associated with fighting because parents and little girls don't like fighting games
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>>12349306
>>12349311

Seriously?

Hot damn!
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http://tikyotheenigma.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-I-m-Cute-Right-388148574
faust reminds me of the babe

the babe with the power

who's got the power?

who do?

you do!
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>>12348924
I'm so sorry, here's a pank
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>>12349343
I hope they leave it nice and open for modding.
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So what are your plans for November 23rd and new pone?


I am going to get super drunk and watch stram
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>>12349312
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>>12349312
Never look too far into flash. You'll start noticing how they put things together in shows and it'll kill some of the magic.

Unless you're watching Johnny Test, then it's just hilariously bad.
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>>12349297
funny joke
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>>12349229
I reeally dislike JoeyDarkmeat's non pony stuff
The problem is that he does a lot of anthro stuff but he still has the same style for drawing their faces and whatnot. He might have a good grasp on form and anatomy but the way he draws those cartoony faces/eyes on realistically proportioned body gives a lot of his work a very amateurish, and just plain goofy, look to them. Pony complements his cartoony style perfectly
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>>12349343

>Faust fighting game bigger than Skullgirls

I am okay with this
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>>12349374

Masturbate furiously.
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>>12349374
wake up early and watch it in footie pajamas with a bowl of cereal on one side and my laptop for MLPG thoughstpam on the other side.
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>>12349378
>it'll kill some of the magic
I for one find it fascinating and I appreciate the efforts of animators all the more (and get a sense of just how far fan animations miss the mark, too).
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>>12349374
I wanna run a 24 hour stream of every episode.
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>>12349152
I thought about joining but Im not military material. That and all my family and friends would alienate me for the rest of my life
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>>12349298

Doesn't sound bad at all!
I really wouldn't mind most jobs, even if they were repetitive, or boring, or even put me in a situation that wasn't all that safe. After my last job working in a retail setting I just hate working face to face with the general population, which seems to be all that's really available in my area.
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What if Milky Way and the Galaxy Skullgirls
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>>12349370
>I hope they leave it nice and open for modding.

Oh, you really love dreamin.

No, we are never getting FiM fighting game.

Again, the devs at this point probably don't give shit about ponies anymore and they don't need to.

They have an original IP that they can actual profit from unlike it would have been if they kept going with ponies
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>>12349378
>Johnny Test
God damn that show, I remember watching the first seasons on the WB when they first aired. How the hell did It get so bad?
>>12349375
Learning flash?
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>>12349342
They decide your routine and can change it any way they see fit. You do get some leeway, but have to earn it through competition of others who also want it (base to live at, promotion, etc) but they can pull the rug from under your feet if they "need" to. Also, you have to appear motivated and social. There is something called an Evaluation of Personel Report. What it does is gauge your worth. It's numbered 1-5 with 5 being the highest. 1 or 2 and you will probably be kicked out. 3 is average worker. 4 or 5 is needed to get into Sargent ranks since the EPR is used to see if you are worthy of promotion. You have to draw attention to yourself.
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>>12349407
>That and all my family and friends would alienate me for the rest of my life

The fuck? Why?
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>>12349374
>wake up 6am EST
>Light the fireplace
>pour son nice scotch
>wait for pone
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>>12349404
Most fan animations I come across seem to animate things TOO much a lot of the time.
You really don't shouldn't make everything move constantly when animating, it's just unsettling and looks unnatural for some reason.
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>>12349382
I like his tf2 drawings
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>>12349416
After the first season they started making it in flash. If I remember correctly season one of Johnny Test was animated traditionally.
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>>12349413

>Milky Way Skullgirls

Strangely enticing. Also, my favorite Milky Way girl is Pluto. Who is yours?
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>>12349337
Shutup already
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>>12349427
It's not just tween abuse, is it?
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>>12349408
Instead of "general population" you will have to deal with the appearance of the military, which is similar but it's own can of worms. Things like lying about your appearance and how you feel will still be used.
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>>12349434
oh, well that's a whole different story since he's drawing closer to the game style. Have you seen his anthro stuff? you'll see what I mean
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>>12349434
me too
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>>12349437
It just looked so fluid and the flash made it look stiff and lazy, isn't it on it's 7th season now?
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>>12349448
>>12349427

It's called overanimating, pick up a copy of the Animator's Survival Kit and Don Bluth's DVD set and the Art of Animation and profit.
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11182960/
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>>12349477
>you are not allowed to view this image
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>>12349295
How would you even do that, have them cum into a beaker with the volume marked?
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>>12349442
Mars Pluto is second
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>>12349474
Something like that. There's a lot of pony talent on that show too. It's scary how incestuous the VA industry is.
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>>12349477

that is NOT my fetish
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>>12349421
>The fuck? Why?
various circumstances. Most of them are either anti-military or ciminals
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>>12349420

Oh I'm a great worker sure, I mainly meant "draw attention to myself" in terms of dressing or behaving oddly. Pretty much going all out to appear "normal" as to not gain any criticism. I was a bit of weird kid growing up, mostly from 10th grade and below, and got some flak for it, so since then I've turned into a bit of an average Joe as far appearances go.
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>>12349458
Okay, yeah I agree with you on that front.
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>tfw irish
o-oh..
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>>12349492
I guess
I was going use a cough syrup measuring cup to measure my normal load but I keep losing patience and can't edge for more than two days
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>>12349493

>curvy Mars with those boobs and hips and slender little hoof-feet

... I'll be in my bunk
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Ugh, when Fighting is Magic is finally released, shit is going to get annoying for us who only gave a shit about the game because it had ponies.

All pony sites are going to report and talk about it even though is not pony, probably even MLPG will be creaming its pants for their new cow/llama/alpaca waifu. That would be a great time to take a break.
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>>12349448
Well take Children of the Night for example. For the most part it's pretty decent but at some parts they have Luna moving her head constantly while also singing and flying. It can just get too busy and kinda muddle things up.

I've never read up on the subject, but overanimating usually happens when the animator thinks that adding more to a scene or one character will make the quality higher, but it's not always true. It's kinda like quantity over quality, I guess.
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>>12349452

That's strange, I live in a very Liberal area and yet nearly everyone here seems to instantly have high respect for someone they know is or was in the military.
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>>12349492
I don't have the supplement stack.
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>>12349548

Oops, meant for: >>12349511
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>>12349540
>he doesnt have the Fightan is magic leak that has the ponies
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>>12349499
if Johnny can go on for that long we better get at least another two seasons.
>incestuous
what a peculiar choice of words
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>>12349529
How do you get it in there without spilling any? I always cum with a lot of force so it splatters when it hits the cup, the first few spurts fly out fast and will easily go over my head. I had to switch to paper towels instead of toilet paper because I cum so much that the toilet paper gets soggy and rips. Paper towels are stronger and more absorbent.
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>>12349558

>playing unfinished shit
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>>12349474
Yeah, and they've made like six different racing episodes already or something like that.
>>12349499
Ashleigh Ball was one of the Test sisters for a while there. Canadians are all about hopping from show to show.
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Americans each eat 18lbs of bacon every year.
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>>12349542

don't you mean quality over quantity, CC?
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>>12349577
I eat bacon only once every few months or so
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>>12349516
Average Joe will let you stay, but not stick out. If you want to make it in the military, you have to be what they want, which is a motivated individual. Have to do things like be social, college, community services, volunteer for extra duty, and be good at your job to top it all off. Otherwise you will float and people will move you around because they think that if you aren't going to control your life, then they get to.
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>>12349295
hard mode: no supplements
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>>12349025
that fucking picture
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>>12349574
>playing
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>>12349577
the lightbulb was invented
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>>12349577
I wish I could have that much bacon
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>>12349493
>>12349535
I know how you feel... fucking MSoB.
Also, women don't need bunks.
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>>12349561
Incestuous as in everyone knows everyone, and everyone is in everything. I couldn't think of a better word to describe it.
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>>12349452
>Things like lying about your appearance and how you feel will still be used.

I'm still not entirely sure I understand what you mean by this. Do you mean I would have to lie more as far as my opinion about something is concerned?
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>>12349577
Mexico has surpassed america in having the highest obesity rate among adults and children
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I'm gonna work on drawing sexy Pluto and PK's ponysona with a tongue the length of her whole body

It's pretty much just an OC made as fetish fuel because I'm a herpetophile/reptile lover, hue hue hue hue hue
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>>12349295
I have hyperspermia.
http://i.imgur.com/KALuN9P.gif
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>>12349605
I don't like this OC
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>>12349577
I eat maybe 2lbs of it a year.
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>>12349561
The difference between MLP and Johnny Test is that Johnny Test is made for super cheap.
Cartoon Network basically loses no money on the show, and sine they hardly ever make new assets they don't have to put too many work hours into it either.
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>>12349576
Libman is the mother. Francis is the guy the two sisters always go for.
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>>12349605
>you will never have massive cleavage in which you can smuggle contraband
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>>12349622
Bullshit
Timestamped video or gtfo
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>>12349063
NOT GIANT ENNOIGH
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>>12349622
are you sterile? or have any other health problem associated with that?
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>>12349622
>100mL
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>>12349622
>you will never provide daily relief for a stallion with hyperspermia
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>>12349634
It took some doing but they finally found a show worst than Johnny Test to voice act in.
And of course I'm talking about Pacman's Ghost Adventures.
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>>12349605
MSOB more Twist when
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>>12349590

No derpy don't be sad derpy
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>>12349576
>six different racing
Christ those fuckers sure do love to race, but in their defense going fast is pretty sweet.

So basically it's a cashcow they keep on life support because people keep watching?
>>12349612
Intertwined
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>>12349613
Pretty much. You have to be what they want. If you aren't that, then you have to lie, otherwise they'll see you as "unable to adapt to military lifestyle". If I was honest about how I felt about things, I would of been dishonorably discharged because I hate lies and doing things for the sake of appearance only. You are either a better tool to be used, or a waste of time.
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>>12349577
>tfw you don't eat any sort of pork products
Look at me, I get to be a special snowflake amongst American statistics.
Whee.
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>>12349646
I am DEFIANTLY NOT sterile.

The only thing bad about it is that I need to cum twice a day, or I get severe pain in my prostate and testicles.

Well, that and cleanup is a bitch.
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>>12349678
IS IT GOING TO FALL OVER?
IS SHE STILL DREAMING?
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>>12349678
Are you eating beef in place of pork? You need your regular meat intake to maintain American citizenship.
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>>12349657
Dude has a lot on his plate. I want more stories with her, but it's not gonna happen.
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>>12349699
You "have" to? That must make the act of it boring after awhile, like having to draw for your job versus drawing because you want to.
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>>12349622
>>12349622

So does that mean your orgasms are more intense, or do you just cum more than usual?
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>>12349668
It's nowhere near being a cash cow but it gets alright ratings. It stays alive because it's so cheap that they're pretty much guaranteed a profit off it. It's just mindless channel fluff.

The reason they have so many retreads of episodes is because it allows them to reuse certain assets again and again.
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>>12349642
I don't normally have a thing for large ponies but wowza
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>>12349657
>>12349702
I've cleared out twist-n-girls' inbox so I can start from square one, and I'm going to make a crossover update with pdp-bjd
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>>12349700
Fluttershy stronk
>>12349701
Oh, of course. I just can't stand pork. The texture and taste always grosses me out.
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>>12349699
>I am DEFIANTLY NOT sterile.
Found that out the hard way?
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>>12349713
I'm still not bored...

>>12349714
I couldn't tell you if they're "more intense", I've only ever felt my own orgasms...
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>>12349736
THANK GOD
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he is not fine
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And for my next trick, I shall make all these ponies disappear!
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>>12349699
What's the pain from, increased pressure in the testicles? That sounds kind of fun other than the severe pain thing.
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>>12349714
what kind of reference would he have to possibly know that?
that's like asking a woman if her orgasms are better than the average male's
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>>12349759

>implying there are ponies here to disapear

only semen and bacon apparently
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>>12349714
>>12349746

Each contraction during ejaculation is very pleasurable, so yes, the larger the ejaculation, the more pleasurable it will be
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>>12349736
Awwwwww jeah
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>>12349759
And now, watch as I make this human [partially] disappear!
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aaand thread went to shit
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>>12349743
What can I say, she wanted to know what it felt like inside.

>>12349761
Yeah, the cum builds up and it's more a pain in the tubes then the balls.
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>>12349792
God, that voice acting is fucking overacted.
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>>12349736
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>>12349792
I don't think I'd want a blowjob from Trixie
I don't want to be as into her as she is into herself
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>>12349774
>tfw no bacon covered pony semen
No, wait. Hold on a second.
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>>12349756
sllow
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>>12349803
Thank you for gauging the quality based on your standards and informing us.
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>>12349097
confirmed
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>>12349678
>tfw you don't eat any sort of pork products

TERRORIST!!!
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What would you do if you went to equestria, but all the ponies were only this big?
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And now I kinda want to make an OC with hyperspermia.
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>>12349812
And yet my dick is still hard.
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>>12349807
>What can I say, she wanted to know what it felt like inside.
....did she like it?
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>>12349815
She can work magic with that tongue and have you moaning within a minute
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>>12349736
Is it cleared now? I want to start spamming questions. What kind of things are you looking for? What would you like us to asks/say?
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>>12349807
wouldn't all that pain mean you have a higher chance for prostate cancer?
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Your favorite "writer" bronies
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>>12349847

Tex?
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>>12349807
Cum on a pony fig or a printed out picture pls and take a picture of it
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>>12349829
You should make love to dovne at E3.
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>>12349863
not tex

just the only pic that fit what I had in mind
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>>12349815
>not wanting to see the "great and powerful" Trixie being in perhaps the most compromising position possible

Maybe it's just my thing.
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>>12349856
Nothing stupid.
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>>12349847
Live as a giant for awhile until it gets too hard and expensive to sustain me, just like Gulliver's Travels.
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>>12349862
Except that's actually pretty funny
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>>12349837

FANFIC FUEL!!
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>>12349862
That's not Larson or AKR.
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>>12349837

Mew pls draw a Loiro and Bonbon version of this.
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>>12349838
Now you can't prove that.
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Holy moly Discord is a really good villain.
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>>12349868
but he's gay
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>>12349850
She said it felt like douching.

Also, she took an hour long bath.
Didn't help.

>>12349859
Not according to the doctors. At least no link has been found.

>>12349867
No toys or printer here, sorry.
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>>12349868

Dovne, pls. Just send me an email, there's no need to go anon.
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>>12349902
I couldn't think of any contributors who like girls.
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>>12349908
>implying he'd want any of what you've got down there
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Someone needs to Tweet this pic to Lauren.

We all know she'd love it.
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fighting is magic will never be finished
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>>12349902

I've made love to gay guys before, it doesn't change their sexuality nor mine and generally involves gentleness and a strap-on.

Everyone gets lonely and has needs...
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>>12349905
I hope to do this someday but my anxiety is so bad that I either can't get hard or cum instantly
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>>12349918
I know for a fact that BCS has tried (unsuccessfully) to put the moves on certain people in these threads.
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>>12349924
epic!! XD
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>>12349924

>>>/mlp/
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>>12349924
what a slap in the face
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>>12349924
It's amazing how much of an improvement that skin tone makes.
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>>12349901
YOU ARE NOT ENDII
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>>12349901
De Lancie makes him, or should I call him Q.
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>>12349934
they've had to scrap all their art assets and start scratch
and THEN they got a new (much better) engine to work on

they've basically had to restart the entire project
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>>12349913

MLPG is beta as fuck, everyone in this thread just wants to be beaten and raped by pone.
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What's your current Nuzpone party mlpg?

Who has bit the dust?
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>>12349905
So do you have big balls? I shoot some unusually large loads and have huge balls, not sure if it's connected
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>>12349937
You've got it, too?

And here I thought it was a rare thing. Then again, the internet is a big place.
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>>12349924
>scrunchy face
neat
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>>12349847

Teabag Ponyville.
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>>12349930
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>>12349930
Mewball what are you doing
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>>12349895
this
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>>12349908
So, artists send you mails and you fuck them at cons?
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>>12349955
I have no interest in pony for sexual

I just want to chitchat with pony
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>>12349955
guilty as charged
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>>12349875
That's a little subjective. I can understand jibberish being ignored, but what kinds of questions are you going to answer? I'm assuming the "slice of life" ones are the best to use.
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>>12349952
you should call him john de lancie
that is his name
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>>12349961
I wouldn't say huge. Maybe a little big, but not huge.
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I want
to draw a pony.
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>>12349934

It will, they have no reason not to.

Specially since now they can actually profit from this
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>>12349951
Prove it.
>>12349952
MmmmmMMMmmm yes. De Lancie did a bretty gud job with emoting for him. I really hope I get to see more of him.
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>>12349961
...hot glue a pony
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>>12349983

We had a poll for that too: http://artwithoutprediction.deviantart.com/journal/poll/3816557/

As you can see, pony is for cuddles
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>>12350001
You do__
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>>12350006
I don't want to be beaten, but I WOULD be Rarity's pet.
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>>12349975
mewball pls
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>>12349924
>Meghan McCarthy is watching...
Hue
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>>12349994
why is she so cute
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>>12349930
I would be scared because my dick doesn't bend past 80 degrees.
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Why aren't you streaming?
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>>12350039
ponies have snouts and big mouths so they can take all of you pretty easily
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>>12350007
Mmf yes perfect.
I can into this show a little more now.
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>>12350025
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>>12349924
I would if I gave a shit about Twitter.

>my sides if this does get sent to her
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>>12349966
That's pretty common according to my psych. Just not that severe, it's normal to have occasional problems, but if you're incapable of having sex because it happens every time, that's not normal. I've had very severe OCD and anxiety since I was 8, there's really nothing you can do for sexual performance anxiety because it's entirely psychological. Even if you're not anxious it can still happen because of the psychological block
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>>12350049
but I'm not into vore
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>>12350041
because aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
streaming's kinda scary sometimes
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>>12350001
>Prove it.
>>12348800
>Im watching them all in chronological order right now. I'm on the epplrarara slumber party episode now.
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>>12349924
"rudwise was" lmfao
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>>12350039
my nigga, I get so hard that I can't bend my penis at all, I was surprised when I first started watching porn and saw that guys could move their penis all over the place while hard, mine doesn't move an inch in any direction
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>>12350057
OH

I thought you meant you had hyperspermia.
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I hope we see more of this pony in season four. She's cute.
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>>12350041
because Im a scarredy cat
Maybe one day.
>>12350070
I've seen a majority of the S1 episodes, so I just kinda skipped.
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>>12350086
No she isn't.
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>>12350049
That may be true, but my cock doesn't bend that far.
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>>12350078
cry harder bitch nigga
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>tfw hypospermia
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Taking drawing requests
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>>12350052
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>>12350078

the more you fight it, the harder it becomes
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>>12350086
Would you want her to be the focus of the episode, or just floating around in the background somewhere?
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>>12350097

why do you even come here?
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>>12350106
Maredusa
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>>12350094
I dont know, she might come back to give Sweetie Belle singing lessons
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>>12350111

you are right, let's join them
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>>12350120
to laugh at your tears
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>>12350106
Draw Twilight going for a walk in the park.
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>>12350111
More like >the harder he cums
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>>12350121
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>>12350057
Use a cock ring or viagra, they force you to get hard. Catuaba + muira puama + longjack works really well, but don't take it unless you have problems with libido, because it turns you into a teenager in the middle of raging puberty, the random erections come back with a vengeance and you'll be horny all day.
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>>12349924
Replace that apple with a cupcake, then it'd be complete.
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>>12350094
Sucka, I will respectively disagree with your opinion so hard.
>>12350117
I'd like to see more of her and Rarity doing things together. They're just so fabulous.
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Realistically speaking, how much of a dealbreaker virginity is to women?

Let's assume she has a neutral opinion about the guy in question.
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>everyone in MLPG has hypospermia
>everyone in MLPG has an 8" dick
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>>12350118
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>>12350138

>rape
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MLPG is so educational, you guys know so many things about penises and horse anatomy
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>>12350106
Filly-pone Spike tackling Twilight/Twilicorn.
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>>12350118
Lyra, your legs are broken!
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>>12350145
It's not a dealbreaker.

The deal never existed in the first place.

Virgins don't get to have sex with women
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>>12350138
He cant >greentext midsentence
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>>12350145

Imagine these girls saying "we lost our virginity, can we have YOURS?"
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>>12350130

so edgy
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>kinda cute picture

I guess I'll sav--

>atryl drew it

Fuck, forget it.
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>>12350147
I'm slightly below average and my wad is tiny unless I'm really into it.
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>>12350145
even if you say you're not, most can tell, but let's not turn this thread into a pity party about how girls will never go out on a date with you
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>>12350170
>hue hue >hue
>>
Call on Me


Pony
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>>12350145
from what I understood, it's very common for girls to brag about taking a man virginity
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>>12350164
Women aren't allowed to like sex, so they lie. Also, fuck you for thinking a women should only of had sex with you.
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>>12350142
On it, gimme a second.
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>>12350170
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I kinda just want to draw a screencap of the show. See if I can get it close to what the show looks like.
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>>12350197
I wish a pony would brag about taking my virginity and have contests to see who can please me best
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>>12350206
Remember when Scootaloo was a recolor?
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I just turned 21.

Recommend me a real man's drink.
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>>12350191
fuck you
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>>12350223
Alcohol is overrated. If you wanted to drink, you wouldn't let an age limit stop you.
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>>12350226
What the fuck am i supposed to do with only 4 cookies?
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>>12349930
jesus fuck that picture is hot, oh god that cheek bulge and she's swallowing all his cum while that hot pony tongue is licking all over and oh jeez I can't take it
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>>12350223
Four Roses Whiskey
or Even Williams Barrel
Hard mode: Black Velvet
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>>12350223
straight rum
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>tfw women get more pleasure from sex than you will ever experience while putting in an eight of the work men do
>tfw you will never experience multiple full body orgasms
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>>12350226
Where is your cutie mark?
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>>12350200

Let him vent, he ain't hurtin' nobody. Sexism is only offensive when it actually impinges on something other than MUH FEELINGS
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>>12350226
>holding a hot pan in your mouth

How do the Cakes bake things?
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>>12350223
Go to a real restaurant for a nice meal and order a good wine.

Don't drink liquor store swill at home on your fucking birthday.
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How is it possible to play a video game that has a female companion who has had another man's cum on her face?
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>>12350239
She burned the others. These are the only ones that made it out edible. She tried really hard, though.
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>>12350239
Put em in your face yo
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>>12350226
t-thanks
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>>12350244
is shit
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>>12350239
Two in the pink, one in the stink.And I guess you eat the last one.
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>>12350264
Tell her to make them again
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>>12350239
She's concerned for your health.
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>>12350278
>Two in the pink, one in the stink

This is an incredibly unerotic phrase
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Do you think lolicon is the same as pedophilia?
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>>12350251
>tfw you will never know the satisfaction of faking an orgasm
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If gender isn't defined at birth, then why is sexuality?
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>>12350293
yes
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IS THAT A MOTH?
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>tfw just paid for porn

i feel worse about my life but better about my boner
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>>12350293
Doesn't loli just mean little girl in Moonspeak and not specifically referring to drawn rather than photographic images?

In that case technically yes.
>>
HORSE MORE LIKE WHORSE
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>>12350308

I'm 22 now. What do?
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>"Haha dude you're a virgin? Wtf?"
>"I would never date a virgin"
>"Lol you're a virgin! Haha"

Meanwhile for females

>"You're a virgin? How cute ;)"
>"Yeah id totally date a virgin! Id wait until she's ready"
>"How classy of you to keep your virginity!"

Why should I give a fuck about anything?
>>
I want to take Cherilee out to dinner, she works so hard and she seems lonely. She has a heart of gold(or purple).
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Is a foot fetish a male only thing?

I'd be really surprised if there were female footfags.
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>>12350332
did /r9k/ spam start again?
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>>12350343
YES
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>>12350343
More like /MRA/
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>>12350318
>not just drawing your own
good goyim
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>>12350291
Well I've always found it to be a very unerotic gestures.
I have no idea why anyone would want to give or be given the shocker.
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>>12350319
No

Loli is a shortening of "Lolita"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita
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>>12350343
Yeah, it's that guy that spams about Sentenal. Report and hide, he's here every day for 8+ hours.
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>>12350350
>QUICK EVERYONE TURN ON EQD
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>>12350381
WHAT?
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At what age are women at their most desirable?
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>>12350313
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>>12350395
CELESTIA WAS JUST ASSASSINATED HOLY SHIT
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>>12350359
>tfw your drawing skills are just good enough that you can make acceptable porn for yourself
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>>12349895
ha
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>>12350401
Ponies can't murder
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>>12350341

do you not remember the footjob part of the midna flash???
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>>12350404
it's wonderful
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>>12350404
it doesn't quite capture the original.
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>>12350404
that little upturn on Bon's mouth makes her look kind of smug but it's pretty great
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>>12350422
Footjobs are my favorite. Sweaty Dash rubbing her smelly feet in my face and then sitting on my face while giving me a toejob is what I'd wish for
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>>12350403
>tfw your imagination is able to literally make the porn of your dreams for yourself whenever you want
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>>12350404

most excellent
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>>12350410
trayvon pony deserved to die
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>>12350304
there's no satisfaction in it
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have any of you ever sent nudes to a girl?
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>>12350404
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>>12350385
Relax anon, it's just the lowest common denominator thinning cutting itself out of the gene pool. Rules of nature state that when something becoes to populate, a method of reducing their numers occurs. It's only natural for them cut themselves off from any future generations
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>>12350463
>>
>be on PC
>everything on screen feels real

>go outside
>the world feels unreal

I guess I should get therapy, huh?
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>>12350458
no /pol/ shenanigans allowed today or no computer for a week
>>
I'd fuck the majority of you here
99% sure I would
Yes I am a grill
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>>12350403
>>12350451
>tfw you have been drawing your own porn to satisfy your sexual urges but will never share it online
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>>12350496
tits or gtfo
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>>12350385
...so?
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>>12350433
yeah i know. ponos dont have shoulders or lips so i didnt really interpret those expressions well at all
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>>12350404
Why is Egoraptor a pony?
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>>12350471
I sent Rediv a gif of myself cumming.
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I wish MLPG was a place you could physically go to
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pony got into your stuff
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>>12350465
Cumming is fun for like 5 seconds and then you feel bad because it wasn't as good as you thought it would be
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>>12350463
I'm glad someone saved the cap I made.
>>
Anyone else just drink while they're browsing or watching shit?
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>>12350339
you and me both
I'd love to make Cheerilee feel beautiful
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>>12350487

I'm in therapy, didn't help.

Also, this purple and orange filly's name is Morph Majesty.
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>>12350451
>tfw you have near-eidetic memory for particular events, but your imagination likes going places you don't want it to
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>>12349924
>>12350142
>>12350203
Here you go. Now it's ready for Faust to behold.
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>>12350487
I get the same feeling, the computer starts feeling normal.
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>>12350520
pls no
>>
so i know the date is november 23rd but do we have a time yet?

11am EST like last season?
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>>12350517
post it, I just want to see your thick cum spurting out of your achingly hard cock, your balls heaving with every shot

no homo
>>
>that feel when playing on the same map for almost 2 years, and having no desire to even try another
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>>12350527
get out of my stuff pony

that's my stuff
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>>12350471
sorta
i once tried to pose as a friend of mine in order to coerce random sluts on the internet to write his name on their tits for their birthday but that plan blew up in my face and i ended up whoring myself out for nothing in retuen
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>>12350532
She's a plain jane, simple, cheerful, and easygoing. She'd be a great wife.
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>>12350556
>tfw cannot stay away from League for more than a week even though I hate it
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>>12350531
mai nigga
Steel reserve here.
>inb4 swill
It's cheap and the store is just a block away from my home
>>
Let's play a game
The person who finds the worst comic wins

http://thunderhawk03.deviantart.com/art/Would-you-384712878
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pony's leg is starting to get infected
pony is not sure how long they will live without medical attention
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>>12350550
id assume so
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>>12350520
I think it would change considering people not knowing who you are helps.
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>>12350576
women care about that?
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>>12350589
But anon not even I know who I am
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>>12350581
will pony let me amputate?
I have a precise circular saw and I think I can get a clean cut

we're all going to die if we try to breach the hospital
>>
reminder that twilicorn is taller than all of her friends now
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>>12350564
return, rather
why is it that every time i do something nice for someone, it always blows up in my face?
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>>12350581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ksm8MVDnfY
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>>12350608
and she's only going to get bigger, right?
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>>12350597
>tfw first time doing it I didn't cum til four hours in
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>>12350501
I knew there had to be other people who did this but I never thought I'd come in contact with one
>>
Remember when we TRIED to look like we were on topic?
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>>12350564
>>12350610
this story will never stop being hilarious to me
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>>12350597
not really

women only care about themselves
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>>12350581
I'll be sure she goes to a nice upstate ranch where she can play with all her pony friends.
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>>12350627
There's a topic?
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>>12350538
Fukken saved.
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>>12350604

And yet the article draws no conclusions as to whether or not this has a noticeable impact on sexual pleasure (protip: it doesn't)
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>>12350626
This after she just said she really really dislikes her.
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>>12350535
>>12350535

>rape
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>>12350632
so are you telling me mlpg is full of women?
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>>12350538
Redheads are super cute
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>>12350527
what stuff? this is very important and will determine my next course of action
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>>12350634
>pump action rifle
pfffffffffffff
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>>12350634
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>>12350538
In a way, this is worse than sending her porn.
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>>12350520
>a big room with bean bag chairs and armchairs just strewn about randomly
>anons sit around and talk about ponies
>some are on laptops
>ponies walk around and you can pet them as they pass
>sometimes they'll lay on your lap

That's how I always imagined it to look
>>
>>12350604

>Most mem measured their penis while alone
Muh huge peenis
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>>12350656
Lauren obviously dyes
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>>12350654
>implying

we only care about contributefags and shitposting

nothing selfish about that
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>>12350648

For whom?

According to surveys, women prefer average sized penises.

A penis thinner than the average is much worse than one shorter than the average.
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>>12350659
look at what is being loaded in to the gun, anon
I don't think that's a rifle
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>>12350666
>odd purple bean bag chair
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>>12350660
He looks so hurt...
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>>12350631
it was his 18th birthday
i was trying to get him some legal titties
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>>12350604

>getting your data off the internet
>7x6 is average
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>>12350560
You can't like
"Own" stuff dude
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>>12350681
those are clearly magazines
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>>12350666
>privacy partitions like the ones that divide urinals so people can masturbate in relative privacy
>some troublemaker is gonna drill a gloryhole into each one
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>>12350604

This doesn't surprise me. I knew that "5.5" average was utter bs
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>>12350677
you only care when they're not making stuff for you
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>>12350680

I feel like if you guys had basic knowledge of sexual acts, you wouldn't care as much about your dicks.
>>
broken english anon pls go
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>>12350694
>not having blacktext glory holes come standard
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>>12350684
>...I'm sorry, I just wanted to shoot my gun.
>We're still friends, right?
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>>12350682
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>>12350680

LMAO have fun spoon fucking a girl with your tiny dick
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>>12350691
you can when you have a job
of course, I wouldn't expect a lazy pegasus to know anything about work
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I wish pony was real...
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>>12350691
Wow her legs are broken.
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>>12350691
scootaloo your LEG AUUUGGHH
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>>12350604

6 inches.

Wish it was smaller, makes me feel too masculine.
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We need more horoscope pony art.
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>>12350699
The 5.5 average was based on doctor measurements. This new one is based on measurements made by men alone in a room.

Which one do you think is more likely to be bullshit?
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>>12350715
>you will never get transformed into Fluttershy and have to act like to not raise suspicion
>you will never be completely taken advantage of by all your friends and unable to do anything about it
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>>12350715
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>>12350714
>mountain dew is banned from the office due to constant sticky floors
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>>12350604
Is that erect or flaccid?
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>>12350604

>most men measured their penises while alone
>while alone
>no verification
"Yep, it's 8", doc!"
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>>12350694
>not tiny broom closet sized rooms that are soundproofed and stocked with tissues, lube, dragon dildos, etc.
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>>12350694
>the Twifags and Lunafags go out back to fight over who has the worst taste in pone
>the rest of us place bets on who will win
>secretly we hope all of them die and/or get arrested
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>>12350751

The range was 4cm to 26cm. What guy is going to admit a 4cm peen0r?
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can I start a fad for goo ponies and reptile ponies?
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>>12350764
Because he's not a loser who has to lie.
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>>12350764

Smart people, if you bring down the average then you can gladly trumpet how you're bigger.
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>>12350723

Nothing you purchase if ever really owned man.
It's only, like, "rented" in the long run.
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>>12350762

Today, it is a good day to be a Pinkiefag.
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>>12350740
>>12350738
>>12350715
Post/Write/do more transformation stuff
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>>12350773
I think the goo pony thing passed, but I'd support a revival
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>>12350604

>self reported
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>>12350796

I miss when Cteno was a pony...
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>>12350798

The data is from a condom sizing study.

Accurate measurements are necessary to get the right size condoms. I got a free magnum sample. It was huge. Not tight at all. I could not have sex with it.
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>>12350737
>men alone in a room.
tendencies to lie or push down at the base
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>>12350795
ask the TF general
unfortunately half of them seem to rather write about their adventures in ponyville after they wake up as a pony rather than actual transformation stuff
>>
>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.
>every single spam post

Jesus H Christ, manual spamming must be a killer on your wrists, I thought you guys were kidding when you said that there are people here who literally spend most of their day shitposting and replying to themselves
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>>12350812
Cteno was never a pony
It was all a clever ruse
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>>12350773
I don't think you get to decide what becomes a fad.
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>>12350820

So you overestimated your penis.
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>>12350795
you first
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>>12350604

Did a high school kid write that abstract?
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>>12350826

>thinking dick discussiong is spam
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>>12350784
wow
you're totally blowing my mind, Scoots
let me just throw away all my stuff and go live in a dirt hut in the forest
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>>12350823
there is always the other kind of transformation
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>>12350831

I can draw it/put it on my "art wishlist for when muse visits me" and cross my fingers.

As they say, all good art takes time, no one makes a masterpiece overnight.
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>>12350851
copy pasted directly from /r9k/
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>>12350853

She's not scared, she's just falling with style
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>>12350784
you can own the earth, but still
all you'll own is earth
until....
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>>12350851
it was originally from /r9k/
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WE'RE FAMILY BUT SO MUCH MORE
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>>12350859

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FLUTTERPANTIES LE EPIN MAYMAY
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>>12350859
no
bad anonymous
bad
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>>12350604
>self reported measurements
I've got a 16" dick and my flare is 9" around
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>>12350887
>bcs is that LE EPIN MAYMAY guy

I'm learning so much today.
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>>12350835
I had a dream that I turned into a pony.

There.
Post more TF stuff please
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>>12350451
Who's the sword on the right?
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>>12350859
I is it always fluttershy that's being degraded and humiliated?

I don't even like her but this is really off putting
>>
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

WHAT TIME IS IT?

HAT TIME
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>>12350893
Macintosh pls let me touch your penis
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>>12350893
horses do not belong on the internet
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>>12350879
I WISH I COULD BUT ALL MY LINEART COMES OUT SO INCOMPLETE LOOKING AND IT REALLY DISCOURAGES ME FROM COLORING IT SO NOW I'M SHITTY AT COLORING AND DRAWING
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>>12350907
it's a pokemon
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>>12350911
I hat you, Hatanon.
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>>12350909
Because she's a shy and submissive character.
>>
Women have longer lasting, more "pleasurable" orgasms...

But men can have more orgasms, in a shorter amount of time, and achieve them far easier than a woman can.
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>>12350906
I guess that works
I could dump a bunch of mediocre images but I don't think that would really be productive and I already did that in the /unf/ thread
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>>12350905

Pretty sure it's Not Ben Stiller. It may surprise you to know this but I, too, can use a phrase someone else has used without resorting to samefagging.

People flip out way more when I'm anonymously drawfagging than when I'm tripped and filtered. Trust me on that one.
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>>12350911
considering the OP, I'm surprised this did not happen sooner
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>>12350911
>you will never play Counter-Strike with mlpg
>you will never play Counter-Strike with ponies
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>>12350928
I wish I was a horse

Because then I could fuck you to death.
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>>12350897
>all female respondents

What a sexist heteronormative survey.
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>>12350897
I know this is manual spam but these answers are all expected. If I was asked "Does the size of the ass matter" or "Do the size of the tits matter" I would definitely say yes but that doesn't mean I wouldn't bang or fall in love with a girl that doesn't have either of those.

/soc/ doesn't understand that when people are horny they will fuck almost anyone.
>>
what can you do if you have a naturally pissed off face?

>why are you so sad today?
>why are you in a bad mood?

i'm really not, how do i avoid this?
>>
>>12350964
I'm no better at CS than I am at L4D2
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>>12350919
>Honedge
Huh, thanks.
>>
>>12350964
I'm glad
That gilda is a hacker
You cant have a silencer on a P90
>>
http://www.vocaltwit.com/5803
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>>12350920
>>
Women generally would not want to date a virgin.

Blame sexual revolution and feminism. Females can want sex and admit it.
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>>12350986
is that you isaac
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>>12350986
that's okay I'm not great at CS either

>>12350993
that's because she's actually playing MW3
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>>12350978

>i know is spam

>respond anyways

>every time
>>
What would a poll of ponyville stallions look like?
>>
>>12350943
>anonymously drawfagging
When was the last time you drew anything
>>
>you will never get to strangle Wil Wheaton with Felicia Day's intestines
>>
>>/soc/ doesn't understand that when people are horny they will fuck almost anyone.

Standards go way down after 3 AM, especially if you're alone and sad. The answer to "what do?" is almost always "fap" or "let's watch cartoons/play video games"
>>
>>12351014
What can I say I'm really gay.
>>
Has anyone here had a pedophilic experience or been a victim of it?
>>
>>12351015
>Bullshit responses all over the place
>Researcher sees Big Mac's form
>Eyes go wide

>"D-do you take after your sister? O-on the honesty front I mean"
>"Eyup"
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>>12351041

FBI pls
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>>12351021

It's like you don't even read the thread, anon.
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>trying to draw
>mlpg wants to play tf2

Decisions, decisions...
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>>12351041

Yeah man! Cancun, Spring Break of 79' whoooo!
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>>12351015
well, they can't really measure themselves
I'd volunteer to help but only if I can do a taste-test too
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>>12351041

>be 8
>raped by obese female cousin
>>
When I was like 7 years old I played with my one year less cousin. We did the other erotic massages. We did it many times during years. When I was 11 she gave me a handjob

Is it normal?
Now I am 18, would she still want?
>>
http://grooveshark.com/s/Get+Up+Korn/3ZzbcP?src=5

zed001 is a qt
>>
JUMP UP
MAKE A SOUND
STOMP YOUR HOOVES
JUMP AROUND
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>>12351056
>finally fire up SAI
>draw a circle
>IT'S HATS TIME NIGGAS
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>>12351087
>you will never clap your hooves or do a little shake
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>>12350917
POST IT SO WE CAN HELP
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let us talk of pones and ice cream
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>>12351084

Sex play in kids is pretty normal, they're curious and don't really associate it with the issues grownups attach to everything. Most likely she would not want, I have no desire to fuck the relatives I played with as a kid.
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>>12351091

have fun with your hats appledan
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>>12351087
BE QUIET, PONY
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>>12351041

My neighbor/friend is a loli and teases me all the time. She turned me into a lolicon.
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>>12351111
T-thanks
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>>12351102
I already tossed it. Anatomy/positions/proportions I have no real problem with. The real problem I guess is that I was trying to make an OC in a new style.
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>>12351118

>loli
>lolicon

Why do you use these terms? Unless you are an anime, that should be "little girl" and "pedophile".
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>>12351103

>pony

>ice cream

*pomf*

link to where to buy so I can throw money at them?
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>>12351121
>reponding to BCS

I really didn't want to filter you, but now I have to.
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Which pony is the biggest tease while giving head?
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>>12351041
Whenever I'm in public I do everything in my power to avoid touching or looking at children out of fear that someone will think I'm a pedophile and form a lynch mob to fucking murder me.
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>>12351041

>my daddy raped me and i liked it but now he's dead, who will ever rape me again?
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>>12351141

I try to forget she's a little girl. And that she made me a pedophile who views little girls in a sexual manner.
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>>12351121

s-s-she think i'm c-c-cute tsuntsun.jpg
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>>12351142
Do you have an OC that more or less your representation, BCS?
Pone or not.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATS HATS HATS
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BCS, please stop lying about getting raped.

I'm a REAL rape survivor and what you do is disrespectful and disgusting.
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>>12351147
You were going to filter me anyway man

Just go on and get it over with
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>>12351041
I had a dream that I was turned into a filly and a bunch of older stallions had their way with me, I remember crying a lot and screaming

That counts, right?
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>>12351147
Thank you for responding to a responder to something you don't like and talking about it. No, it doesn't apply to me because I'm allowed to be a hypocrite.
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>>12351037
What can you do when "fap" or "watch cartoons / play video games" just doesn't cut it anymore?
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>>12351157

I have an 11 or 12 year old neighbour who's really cute. We have exchanged glances more than once, but I think it makes me look creepy as fuck so I stopped doing that.
I fantasize about her sometimes though. Having cute little neighbors is suffering.
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>>12351196
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>>12351142
they only exist in spicland
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>>12351179
Why do i just love the scrunchy face so much?

What is it about that stupid face that makes me love it so much?
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>>12351182
I'm going to filter you so I can be the only one in the thread who waifus Harshie
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>>12351182
>GG will never monstergal quest
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>>12351198

I've known her for six years she's 13 now her brother and I are friends so naturally we also became friends
I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck
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>>12351150
Flutterbitch. When you cum in her mouth, she opens up to show you the big load you just gave her, swallows, then goes "momma's SO proud".
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>>12351207
we may never know
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>>12351205
>pink RD

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew I can't stop thinking of her eating out a girl who's on her period!
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I want to have loving consensual sex with pony
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Christ, you people need to take your molesterol
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What's the best way to killyourself?
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>>12351230
but i don't want to grow boobs
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>>12351228
I want pony to overpower and take advantage of me
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>>12351236
Fuck a horse, then get caught by the owner
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>>12351230

When I was 8 my black best friend talked me into doing some really gay shit. I guess it isn't really molestation since we were the same age and I technically agreed, but I felt pretty coerced into it.

Looking back it is pretty awkward to think about, but I don't think it really negatively impacted my psyche or anything. I'm really timid around other guys in general but I think that is because I never felt like my dad was proud of me.
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>>12351219
Fuck her because she's your friend, not because she's a little girl
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>>12351171

Nipah~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KEzGXX-XLk
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>>12351236
see >>12351203

Don't do something with a low lethality unless you're a fucking faggot attention whore

also try not to leave a mess, that's just rude
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>>12351236
Take a father to a secluded area and tell him you raped his daughter.

I mean, maybe it's not the 'best' way, but it's the most effective.
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>>12351246
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>>12351226
>not liking the special sauce
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>>12351242
My nigga, this show has so many sexy villains to give me my femdom fix
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>>12351242
i want griffon to abduct me and keep me at home as her sex slave
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>>12351264
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>>12351242
I want pony to turn me into her little pe
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>>12351261
Explosives seem pretty attention whore-y to me
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>>12351221
>momma's SO proud

why is this so hot, when she said it in the show it gave me a semi
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>>12351242
I want Diamond Tiara to dominate me in completely nonsexual ways until I cum in my pants.
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>>12351207
It's cute
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what's an easy disability to fake? im going to college and would hate having a job while studying
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>>12351198
You should get to know her and build up that trust. You may genuinely like her as a person, or she may benefit from having a mature friend like you in these formative years
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>>12351279
pet*
Specifically, fluttershy's little pet.

I'd assume she never seen a human and then I would act all feral like.

She probably likes to help "relieve" her pets while calling them cute names.
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>>12351280
You'd need to get ahold of dynamite or something, a pipe bomb or something would only maim you. You need a high explosive so the shockwave scrambles your brain. Black powder bombs don't cause much damage from the actual explosion, it's the flying pieces of metal that kill.
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>>12351073
>obese

fucking sick, man
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>>12351309

But what if i end up liking her sexually?
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>>12351261
Low lethality with little mess? Easy. Buy 5 pounds of powdered iron, 2 pounds of powdered aliminium and a roll of magnesium

mix the two powders together and use the magnesium as a fuse, put the powder on a shelf or in a container above you or something and light it up
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>>12351327
You don't already?
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>the ice cream isn't available
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>>12351268
It wouldn't have to be femdom, I'd be just as happy with Blueblood or any other stallion

>>12351272
yeah, that would be pretty awesome
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>>12348971
She rides a lot of bike, if that means anything.
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>>12351313
no, she probably doesn't
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>>12351226
>pink RD
I imagine it as Rose, myself.
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>>12351313
Aw, do you need some help, little guy? Oh my, you're so swollen, just hold still so momma can kiss it and make it all better.
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>>12351242
>Babs Seed will never pin you down and fart on your face.
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>>12351295
>faking
>not cutting off your own leg for an education

Step it up, senpai.
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Would you guys like a drawing/coloring/whatever stram in 30 minutes?
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>tfw no ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2sth6CzjI0

; n ;
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>>12351320
>that filename
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>you will never move to Equestria and find out that your neighbor is Pip-chan
>You will never exchange glances a few times but stop after awhile because you think its too creepy of you
>You will never watch lustfully from your windows as Pip-chan frolics to and from school in cute little outfits each day
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>>12351333
thermite doesn't explode, it'd just burn the shit out of you
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>>12348993
Anon confirmed for good tastes.
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>>12351322
Going for ammonium nitrate would be a lot better.
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>>12351368
Male horses don't do a thing for me, winking pony pussy is where it's at, son.
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>>12351370
Who said anything about explosives? You can't have clean and explosive together.
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>>12351349
Yes she does.
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>>12351362
YES
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>>12351370
oh yeah? And I bet you think the WTC just fell down by itself?
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>>12351384
well I'm glad you cleared this up for me since you would know this so much better than I
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>>12351350
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>>12351379
>you will never gently massage Caramel's bloated horseballs
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>>12351401
It's always nice to help someone.
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>>12348993

>Twinkie

my nigga
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>>12351376
AN is pretty difficult to get ahold of without getting yourself put on a watch list, plus you'd need to make a primary to detonate it. ANFO needs a blasting cap to detonate it, Al Qaeda uses HMTD or TATP which you can make out of chemicals from walmart, but have a tendency to be extremely sensitive and go off for no reason.
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>>12351355
unf.
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>>12351362
Just a heads up, there's a post in the hypnosis thread on /unf/ from that Charles Pranson that looks like it's aimed at you.
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>>12351283
The thought of something being so incredibly sexy that you blow it without even getting undressed has no business being this appealing
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guess what ship time it is
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>>12351428
Don't finish yet, momma's gonna go extra slow and lick all the good spots so you feel all better
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>>12351442
>yellow and white

Rarishy?
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>>12351440
The orgasm itself would be disappointing, but the humiliation of being mocked by her for cumming in your pants would be worth it
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>>12351283

>tiara

god damn it vrex
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I'm an atheist, but sometimes I feel like I want to believe in something. I feel tempted by Christianity, but I just can't believe.

Also, isn't it weird that the term "euphoric" has become associated with atheism? Euphoria is something very religious to me, like speaking in tongues, crying with joy and so on.

What should I do?
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

You guys can always flee from BCS in here

There is no more micspam anymore
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>>12351437
Ohh yeah, I see it.

>HIS color

Uh, I colored that one myself.
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>>12351442
ha ah time for Trueblood
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>>12351419
where i come from ammonium nitrate is pretty easy to get by, and it's not like gasoline or diesel and magnesium are hard to get either
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Who told ya 'bout this place? I'll kill 'em.
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my little ponies got no damn business being this sexy
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>>12351477
fuck off, holy shit
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>>12351477
yeah but i live too far from the server so i'd lag heaps

bloody yanks.
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>>12351477
my files are all corrupt, basically have to reinstall
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i wish i could show bcs what real rape feels like

by raping her
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>>12351475
You should post ponies.
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>>12351472
Just to let you know I am currently masturbating to this.

please continue
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>>12351522
stop responding you dork
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>tfw sating all my bodily desires with food, porn and relaxation

My physical self wishes for nothing, it has no need to interfere with my consciousness. I am enlightened and I have a profound sorrow for people with jobs, they might never reach this state.
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>>12351483
Yeah, I remember there was another coloured version of that pic that I don't have handy to post (RIP derpibooru), so I assume that was his and he's thinking you based it off his. Should be easy to set straight.
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>>12351525
oops meant to reply to
>>12351455
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>>12351520

How very edgy and grimdark of you. A little maggot like you, anon, cannot possibly please someone like me unless you're into masochism and cutting.
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61684/1/how-to-handle-grownups/how-to-handle-grownups
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>>12351492
It's pretty annoying that ever since portal every game has to be LOL SO FUNNAY XD in the most overdune and least subtle way.
In the case of this game it seems like they crammed in every shitty joke and reference they could in the vain hope that one of them might actually be funny.
The very very very few lines that were funny got swept away in a hurricane of groanworthy shit.
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>>12351440
>Diamond Tiara's dad buys you as Tiara's slave
>She keeps you on a leash and leads you around town on the weekends
>She always keeps you in a very revealing maid outfit
>Your so horny for pones that all she has to do is laugh her condescending laugh at you, maybe throw a few insults about how pathetically small your penis is, and maybe lift her tail just a bit for you, and you spurt all over yourself shamelessly, every single time
>She goes around showing off her pet to all the other little ponies in town
>"Hey, Scootaloser, come here, wanna see what I can make my pet do?"
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>>12351547
I'm into sadism and cutting.
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>>12349950
Indeed.
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I just want DT to pin me down and ride me hard

domination is awesome, but I can't unf to humiliation/degradation
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>>12351547
yeah no i think i'd just fuck your mouth shut.
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>>12351544
no
you didn't
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Does anyone here have a comfort object? Either an old blanket or stuffed animal from childhood, or something else?

I'm 20 and I still have the blanket my grandma made for me when I was born.
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That fic turned south rather quickly
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>>12351566
Unf
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>>12351485
Here's what I don't get. If Blueblood is Celestia's nephew, then who is her sister? Luna was banished so it couldn't of been her.
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>>12351589
Just keep reading
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>>12351561
agreed
I would rather be human Silver Spoon's little pony pet
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>>12351589
>those switching verbs tenses

Ladies and gentlemen, the average fanfic writer.
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>>12351550
I enjoyed BL1 and BL2 greatly and try not to get hung up on internet memes (of which there weren't actually that many) and Handsome Jack is probably among my favorite videogame antagonists for his writing.
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>>12351609
She's Princess Twilight's son from the future sent back into the past.
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>>12350596
Best human derpy.
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>Depression is highly heritable
>It has deleterious effects on health, career opportunities, and overall quality of life
Why isn't there a "check your happy privilege" movement?
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>>12351622
what dis
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For god's sake, surely a day's worth of reports is enough.
I know we're pretty low on the moderation totem, but Christ.
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have you ever had a mancrush on someone?

what qualities did you find attractive in them?
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>>12351622
Does Celestia just impulsively turn things to stone or what?
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>>12351642
Looks like a crying Faustacorn.
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>>12351640

Because there are a lot of people in this world who refuse to believe that people do not experience the world in the same way as they do.
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I'm at the ponyhut
I'm at the ponybell
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I miss Faust...
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>>12351661
yeah but where's it from
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>>12351656

Sure, Andrej Pejic
>what qualities did you find attractive in them?
Same as everyone else?
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>>12351544
>>12351525
Oh my goodness, you're leaking, I guess you like when momma licks the tip like that with her soft tongue, it's so nice and warm, isn't it? You're such a good boy, only a little more and we'll be all done.
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>>12351640
Because checking privilege is a retarded idea. It's pretty much saying "go fuck yourself"
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>>12351651
Get on IRC, the mods actually do respond if you need help
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>>12351640

depressed people aren't exactly motivated to go make happy people check their privelege
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>>12351678
That recent fan animation

Children of the Night I think it's called?
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>>12351656
Tom Brady or Justin Timberlake
I would trade lives with either of them in a heartbeat
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>>12351678
Looks like it's in the middle of Ponyville, which doesn't really make any sense
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>>12351639
that leaves a bad taste in my mouth as >>12334161
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>>12351656

by mancrush do you mean admiration/envy/respect for them, a desire to be their friend, or sexual feelings?
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Daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TEPkDJhyX4U

Damn, them little changelings got it goin' on. What isn't it to like?
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>>12351651
Oh, I'm sure they've read your reports.

They just don't agree with you.
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>>12351651
I don't understand how someone can shitpost for an entire day.
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>>12351712
shit, better set myself to offline
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>>12351640

there is

it's called mental health awareness and them suicide hotlines

lol taboo
no one wants to talk about how shit life is and how not crazy it is to want to live
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>>12351718
It's canterlot
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>>12351712

>better set my self to bus-

>>12351729

Fuck, nevermind this would be better.
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>>12351674

Care to elaborate perchance?
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>>12351719
I don't follow
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>>12351726
Dude has obvious mental and emotional problems, he's like a battered wife that keeps coming back. He can't get attention anywhere else, so this is where he gets it.
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>tfw pakistani

I wish I was born Germanic in Germany so badly
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>>12351712
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>>12351741

>just b happy
>just b urself
>just get over it
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