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The sun always rises again

previous princess: >>12282552
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>rape
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>>12287854
oh hi Mark
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>>12287854
>filename
It's Leth's birthday?
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all hail ross
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>>12287861
>playing CS:GO
>cycling through clan tags to see what options I have
>rape
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MY SHINY TEETH AND ME
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Guys.

Guys.

It's nearly 2AM in the morning.

Come hat.
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Coke pony just stuck a mentos down her urethra
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>>12287900
I'm locking her in the bathroom and not letting her out until she stops making a mess of everything
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>Flesh volcano.
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>>12287867
Confound those ponies! They drive me to unprotected BUTTFUN!
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>>12287900
We'd better go get in the tub then
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>>12287924
>Come! Land upon my moon with your Apollo Rocket of Love!
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>>12287929
Once upon a time in the magical land of Germany
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>>12287885
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>>12287942
>Germany
>Sodomy

Pick one.
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>>12287882
hm, missed filtering this one
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITr90v7UaNg
You will never fuck the wonderbolts.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

Let's have some late night butt fun.
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>>12287898
no im drawing
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>>12287898
But I'm art right now
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>>12288037
Oh. That's fine. Drawing is fun too.
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>>12287868
maaaaaayes
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>>12287898
But i'm still working on that request
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>>12288013
how ded is it?

captcha: tuestime converging
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>>12287924
I bought SC2 on the first day just for the creep tumors.
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>>12288064
That captcha is actually kinda accurate.

You need a degree in economics to succeed in that stupid faggot stupid game nowadays.
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>>12287898
>Hat at this hour.
B-but I have work in the morning!
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>>12288084
I'm the only one. I wanted to play some pony hats, but the server's ded.

I'm trying to give pony CPR.
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>>12287882
Truly one of the most misunderstood artists of our time.
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>>12287900
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+1 hats
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>went looking for my tablet pen, dropped it somewhere
>find my old GBA SP
>with Superstar Saga in it
Oh fuck
tonight's the night
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>>12288170
Plug that sucker in and charge the battery. You are lost to the world for now.
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>>12288172
I wish I were a princess
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>>12288180
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING
WE BEANBEAN NOW
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>>12288170
Make sure that sucker's backlight still works, mine blew out a long time ago.
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>>12288195
You can be a princess if you're an Element of Harmony.
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http://emulation-general.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation
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>>12288170
TIME FOR DANCE
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well, that was fun
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Cosmo's stramming: /cosmonawt
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>>12287900
Better start jerking her furiously for a bigger fountain.
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Would you engage in a burping contest with pinkest pone?
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>>12288301
Oh my god.

I just realized I've been reading this backwards the whole time.
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>>12288304
Maybe.
But I'd probably lose.
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Have you checked your privilege today human?
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Is there a new cap helper script? I can't seem to hide unchecked posts any more.
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>>12288318
Hello, pony, what privileges have I to check?
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>>12288332
That's a cute cactus, Scootaloo
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>>12288318
>You'll never be a transpony
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>>12288336
Meat eating privileges.
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>>12288356
Oh, dear me, I could never keep up with you.
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>>12288332
10/10 it's okay
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*blorp*
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>>12288376
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Pony just ponied on your shirt
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Sorry gentlemen, but I think it's a little late for hats at this hour...
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>>12288430
but I'm not wearing a shirt
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I heard it was someone's birthday!

So?
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>>12288401
*gurgle*
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>>12288462
>>12288401
SHUTUUUUUUUP
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>>12288401
oh no, it's leaking out~
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>>12288430
pony is trapped on my shirt, how do I get it out?
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>>12288469
twilight you've been rereading the entry for xenophilia for three hours now
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More of this.
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>>12288489
Tumble dry low
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>>12287898
>Pitted with a bot.
>It outshines you.
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>>12288519
you know what game had awesome bots

unreal tournament
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>>12288496
I just searched a couple of explicit fetish tags and had no trouble finding the content I was looking for

I think this article is very misleading
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do you accept de charges?
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>>12288551
>calling collect
BUT WHY
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>>12288345
Yeah that's silly. What would a porn artist cutie mark even look like anyways.
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>>12288532
Eat that!
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>>12288519
>Getting outclassed by a bot.
>In tf2

RCH, I think you need to not play FPS's...
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>>12288564
>it's a picture of Celestia's face
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>>12288551
>de_charges
mite b cool

Ok honestly I've been killed by CS:GO bots more than I would like to admit.
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>>12288564
So Scootaloo's getting her cutie mark in the fifth episode of season 4, how does that make you feel
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

6 people.

Let's get some Moon Worshipping hatting going.
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>>12288607
Indifferent
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Why is derpibooru dead?
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>>12288332
>>12288564
I like this perspective shift
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Odds: give up on story and just finish it
Evens: keep thinking of a clever way to end it.
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>>12288656
BE CLEVER
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>>12288633
DNS issues
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pony wants you to move in with pony
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>>12288661
Damnit i already spent 2 days on it, i want to give up.
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>>12288689
Can they move in with me instead?
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applebloom wants to ride on your shoulders
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Applejack wants you to celery
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>>12288689
cool, can they help me move or should I just throw all my stuff out
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>>12288743
Sunshine
CeleryStalks
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>>12288607
That's just horse puberty, it was inevitable. I wonder how she'll react to fur growing where there was no fur before.
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what program do I draw horse in
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>>12288743
I wish they'd show more of Sweet Apple Acres's other crops that aren't apples, I think it's neat that she grows corn and celery and stuff.
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>>12288791
photoshop
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>>12288791
I'm assuming you're using Windows, so SAI or Ps
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>>12288788
pfffthahaha

butt tufts
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>>12288791
The program that's right for you
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>>12288519
how high is your mouse sensitivity. Lower it and it really helps.
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>>12288788
Does that mean fillies are completely smooth down there?
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>>12288811
You tell me, Anon. You're the expert here.
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https://derpibooru.org/381758
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THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR THE SUMMERTIME BLUES
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>>12288791
paper
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>>12288834
How the fuck do you people think sex works? Every time I think I've seen or heard the dumbest interpretation there's shit like this.
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WE'RE APPLES TOGETHER
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>>12288818
I try not to stare at the fillies back there. I want to keep having our playdates. If ponies think I'm a fillyfooler they won't let me hang out with them anymore. Their tea parties are the shit.
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>>12288834

That's a fucking ugly penis.
Even Naylor draws them better.
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>>12288841
I am installing paper now. Thank you
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>>12288834
I don't think that's how tits work.
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>>12288849
>>12288861
>>12288875
>them comments
>derpibooru doesnt load for me
ahhh someone imgur it please
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>>12288849
the person who drew it, and the people who consume it hae most likely never had sex
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>>12288849
You put your penis in her belly button and jiggle it around. After that you go to the hospital and pick out a baby.
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>>12288849
>>12288861
>>12288875
As terrible as this is, I think about how I don't think I could do that pose. I don't have the experience. ;_;
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>>12288788
Do they shave it? Or just groom it finely?
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>>12288834
Why does that dick have an elbow
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>>12288835
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO
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>>12288935
They let it grow until it conjoins with their tail. That's why you can't see their genitals on the show.
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>>12288834
There are some things about this image that I like, but overall it falls pretty far short
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MLPG, I think my special talent is breaking cuffs.
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>>12288935
Smooth shaven pony pussy?
Scandalous. That pony goes trotting down the street and every time the tail sways those behind her get a flash of pink.
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>>12288971
could be worse, I guess
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>>12288971
How useful
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>>12288971
You cant break those cuffs.
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>>12288994
>>12288971
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA
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>>12288910
>You put your penis in her belly button and jiggle it around. After that you go to the hospital and pick out a baby.
oh okay nevermind you guys do know how sex works.
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>>12288960
>editing out the wings so you can post your own picture again

for shame dooks
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>>12288954
So to have sex do they have to shave first?
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>>12288615
>6 people.
You lie.
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Pony wouldn't do drugs
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I just calculated that I've masturbated approximately 10800 times in my life...

Could have sworn it would be more than that...
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>>12289051
pony would consume a variety of mind and body altering substances
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>12289050
It was 6 when I posted it!

But no one else joined.
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>>12289054
I should really stop masturbating for a while. My best orgasm was when i got circumscribed at 18 and couldn't jack off for a month due to stitches/healing.

The day I was finally able to cum I nearly passed out because how amazing it felt.
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>>12289054
When I was 12 I started counting my times.
I forgot to keep counting at around 74.
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>>12289006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RtPuuOFdjo
now pon related for some reason
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>>12289114
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>>12289114
I'm not a fan of how big real horses' muzzles are.
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>>12289131
Anyone got some dik-diks?
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>>12289150
Also they have little mouths at the tip
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>>12289150
All the better to stick your dick into.
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>>12289150
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QQQo_CEI
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>>12289164
>>12289167
Considering how long their mouths are and how long their tongues must be, I'd bet a languages horses speak would probably have a lot of vowels.
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>>12289061
Pony isn't a degenerate!
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>>12289203
Vowels and fricatives
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I just thought of something. When Pinkie is disguising herself in Party Of One, where does she get a human-sized trenchcoat?
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>>12289225
You don't know that
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>>12289236
She's Pinkie Pie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnffwNFfd8k
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>>12289203
>>12289232
I'm just glad ponies speak good ol' English.
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>>12289236
A minotaur
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>>12289236
From the human museum where they keep all the excavated artifacts of the ancient human society that used to rule Equestria when it was still called 'Earth'
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>>12289232
Mmm. I like fricatives. V's and F's and all that. Especially that zh sound in treasure.
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>>12289245
I liked Kinky's 183 unfinished one better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXJq3O1tpa0
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PINKIE PIE
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>you will never find a better place in this twilight
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HORSE PUSSY
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>>12289245
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkHO4aAC3Q
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>>12289286
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGp4McqK_Ww
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derp
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>>12289348
How many times do you think Seth has jacked it to this video?
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>>12289239
pony is pure
remove degenerates
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>>12289343
>winking
>musky
>puffy
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>>12289343
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>>12289348
I unf and laugh at that video so much
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>>12289432
>>12289371
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMFg_aLpOfg
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>>12289456
Pretty hilarious.

That lead me to Scoots404's channel. Which lead me to a really awkward boner.
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>>12289494
Just the way he's so casual about mentioning pony masturbation needs kills me
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Pony is very sick and needs a $10,000 operation to get better. Or putting them down will cost $100. What do you do.
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>>12289506
A man has needs.
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>>12289494
I'm not sure if I do or don't want to watch those videos
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>>12289532
a manbaby has wants.
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>>12289456
>>12289348
I just noticed that they're jerking each other off
unf
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big ponies
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>>12289528

Shoot the pony because I can't afford $10,000
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>>12289558
Little ponies
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>>12289528
WHAT'S ANOTHER 10k OF DEBT FOR A PONY
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>>12289567
>fingernails

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12289536
In case you change your mind, watch this video. Turn the sound off because the sound effects are jarring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qf43qsSpRY
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>>12289588
Man this is one awkward boner.
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>>12289567
big ponies
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>>12289528

>implying i wouldn't have lodesemone from showing people my amazing singing magical horse

so amazing even Death wanted one.
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>>12289606
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>>12289612
>That tiny dick
Poor guy
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>>12289629

She sure has a big ass.
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>>12289629
>you will never ride around in Biggershy's mane directing her like Rommel from a tank hatch
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>>12289629
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>>12289629
Why would I want to cuddle a giant flutters? She'd probably be breathing her pony breath on me all night.
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>>12289646
Whoah
Kinda unf
Kinda really unf
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>>12289646
pls no
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>>12289652
Her breath smells like daffodils
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>>12289650
I
waht
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>>12289666
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>>12289650
What
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>>12289666
butts
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>>12289650
I think I've seen Celestia's face before
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>>12289666
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>>12289606
big humans
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>>12289650

Wow.
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>That late night hats.
It was fun, guys.
Seriously you guys fucking suck.
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>>12289677
God I just want to turn her into a little piggy and fuck her brutally until she admits that she likes being a fat slut
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>>12289716
>implying

Normal humans and little humans.
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>>12289677
>>12289705
>>12289692
NO
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>>12289751
Hey Red
Why don't you draw more dicks?
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>>12289751
Not enough dicks for your liking?
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>>12289677
LEWD DETECTED
DEPLOYING UNF
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>>12289755
wtf are you talking about i did one this morning
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>>12289745
fine
big mutants
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>>12289770
But it takes two a day to keep the doctor away.
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>>12289770
link pls

Draw the perfect dick
Or at least your perfect dick
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>>12289770
Not big enough
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>>12289788
http://redintravenous.tumblr.com/post/56147431930/redivdrip-my-actual-male-character-whoa-the
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>>12289805
>some kind of hybrid human/horse dick
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>>12289805
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>>12289805
That's a weird dick
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Cherno is my waifu.
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>>12289773
I wanna fuck the blonde one
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>>12289805
Red...please...
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>>12289877
>Cherno
>not Coyote Tango
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>>12289885
what is it friend
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http://furboz.tumblr.com/image/44417280557
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>>12289890
Your male oc....he's such a nice shade of blue
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>>12289892
http://haesketchy.tumblr.com/post/56225456984
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>>12289908
That's not what mutual masturbation is
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>>12289877

>Cherno
>not Miss Mako Mori

>you will never lick her slightly-too-big front teeth
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>>12289900
oh my gosh...
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>>12289900
>>12289919
...Proceed.
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>>12289918
>those slight beaver teeth
Maximum d'aww
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>>12289926
Stevens, no, you fool! You've allowed the specimens to interact! Do you know what this means, man? Do you have any inkling of what you've allowed to happen? My GOD! Run!
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>>12289934
Sensei, _______________
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>>12289908
I'm sorry but I just can't get into anthro. Either full pony or full human (preferably pony), inbetweens don work for me.
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DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
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>>12289956
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>>12289946
Staff fighting is kinda like touching dicks~
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>>12289967
>tfw you'll never bench 10lbs
I'll never be swole like him
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>>12289948
I can't really blame you
have this instead
http://xanafar.tumblr.com/post/54302615258
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>>12289919
I especially like his heavy line weight. Tell me how much story do you think he has
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>>12289992
Much better. I thank you.
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>>12289998
About as much as Red really. He's a map maker and likes to travel all over Equestria. And he used to be apart of like, a pony air force.
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>>12290026
WHAT'S SO MORNING ABOUT IT?
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>>12290003
I find that in general Trixie is more attractive than the Cakes
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>>12290026
It's 5 in the morning and I'm just about to go to bed.

Good night mlpg sweet dreams don't let the bed ponies bite
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>want to fap to pone
>2tired
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>>12290081
don't fap
wait it out
back it up
edge
you will thank yourself
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>>12290081
>fapping to ponies
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>>12290081
>tried reading a fapfic last night
>end up falling asleep halfway through it
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Reminder that Van Gogh started drawing when he was 28

Reminder that he was awful at it

Reminder that it's never too late to fibd sonething you love and be great at it
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One day my drawings will be fit for human consumption. Until then, goodnight.
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>>12290026
hi Twilight!
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http://pastebin.com/TziP42qH
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>>12290103
But I don't like drawing, I do it to help this thread. Because MLPG deserves it.
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>>12287882
Why are you giant foam fingers so tiny?! Fuck you Ross!!
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What's your most shameful pony fap?
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>>12290126
>Yes! Yes! For the love of muffins, don't stop!
1000/10
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>>12290141
My little fetish: Friendship is kinky
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>>12290141
Anything by hotsauce
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>>12290141
sweetiecest
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>>12290141
Kloudmutt's foalcon creampie series, I put Apple Bloom on the family iPad so I could have her in bed with me for that POV experience
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>>12290141
>What's your most shameful pony fap?
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>>12290148
Has that got anything to it these days? Last I looked at it (Ages ago), it was just a mess of bodily functions and dead ends.
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>>12290081
>want to fap to pone
>Fuck casual fap
>I'm going to be a mare and take in all the dicks
>Go to sleep
>Lucid dream about being a mare
>Don't even do anything sexual
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>>12290141
Anything by soashamedpony
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>>12290165
No idea
I was just opening it again for the first time in months now that I'd reminded myself of it
There were a couple paths without farts/scat that I liked
All pretty terrible though
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>>12290141
I'm not ashamed of my sexuality.
>>12290148 >>12290152 >>12290156 >>12290157 >>12290158 >>12290176
12 year olds please go
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>>12290152
>>12290156
>>12290157

Why do we have so many pedophiles
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>>12290181
It bothers me more that you're horizontally linking than being a total faggot
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So for the two people who wanted it last night, Kerbal Live Feed server is up:

autismblox.no-ip.org:2075

You need this mod:
http://derpy.me/bkDzs

Pls help me test this, dunno if it works.
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>>12290141
the chubby guide
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>>12290141
Humanized R63 shota. Never again.
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>>12290194
Though human shota Fluttershy was quite the QT3.14...
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>>12290141
There was this one picture with a lot of stupid gore-ey sketches on it, and one of them was Dash kissing Scootaloo's severed head. Still don't know why I find that one so hot when normally gore stuff's a turnoff for me, but there you go.
Sadly I can't post it because I don't seem to have it saved, and can't seem to get Derpiboo.ru working.
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>>12290181
I'm not ashamed of the content
I got over feeling guilty about fapping to vile things a long long time ago
Writing quality is a different story though
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>>12290189
how many people in this thread play KSP?
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>>12290208
there's something about severed heads...
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>>12290141

This
http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1780600-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Weight-Gain/map/111111211221112111111121
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>>12290141
Wasn't entirely shameful, but I'm not entirely proud to admit I enjoyed kitsuneyoukai's "Dragon You Over" comic. It actually had a decent story and characterization to it, even if a good chunk of the plot was "Spike wants to fuck Pony. He fucks Pony X. Moving on."

It actually did something with the concept, and was a different take on the coming of age story.

Eh.
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>>12290216
At least four, to my knowledge.
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>>12290208
It doesn't look like its on Derpibooru anyway
Nothing matching that description at least
A shame
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>>12290216
I literally just added it to my inventory
I'm downloading it now
what should I expect?
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>>12290141
Some LMJ picture
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>>12290247
your rockets falling under their own weight

more struts
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>>12290235

Just Anons or also trip/namefags?
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>>12290260
I'm a namefag but I only played it for a few minutes so far to see what its like.
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>>12290260
Just anons, afaik.
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>>12290252
Which one?
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>>12290247

Do you know basic orbital mechanics?

If not, do the tutorials and read some stuff from the OP in KSPG

If so, do the tutorials and read some stuff from the OP in KSPG_______

It is actually pretty difficult and still in alpha, so prepare to fuck up a lot.

Mods are okay, but play stock until you got the hang of it.
And champions don't use mechjeb.
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>>12290260
I think I could stream it if you want
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>>12290287
The one where Rarity masturbates with a knife
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>>12290293
what does the sever mod that was linked above do?
Can I install that one now or should I wait on that as well?
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>>12290141
Pinkie Pie with glass in her bloody vag
Any Hoihoi pic
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>>12290309

I have never used it, but I don't think it changes the gameplay itself.
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>>12290141
Megasweet's pedo stuff.

All of it.
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>>12290309
That's a hack that enables chat and shows other players' craft on your map.

It's a kind of pseudo-multiplayer, though different players' ships can't interact.

You can install it now or get the hang of the game first; it doesn't actually change the gameplay at all.
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>>12290318
>tfw Eva D. Tower is ded
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>>12290230
That thing is great
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>>12290318
Why are you being ashamed of hhaving god taste?
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>>12290293
>It is actually pretty difficult
It's really not that hard unless you think that gravity ends in space.
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>>12290189
Downloading now
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>>12290189
>tfw all my rockets end up like the ugandan space program
I-I'll just practice a little bit more first
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>>12290384

I'm talking about things like docking, aerobraking and precision landing
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>>12290403
>docking
unf
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>>12290141
Anything here
http://aero.booru.org/
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>>12290412
I laughed and can never enjoy plane ponies again.
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>>12289773
You know what bothers me about stuff like this where you have two characters of different sizes standing together? The artist doesn't consider leg length.

They can't have their butts at the same level when one of them is a fucking giant unless she's standing in a hole.
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>>12290412
>>
http://derpibooru.org/381772

You know you would.
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>>12290434
Would what
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>>12290434
>tfw Ross left forever only to come back
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>>12290434

I would totally put that filly on a diet
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>>12290434
I would not.
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>>12290440
Rub her belly.
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>>12290441
It was fat_
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https://derpibooru.org/381777
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pony wonders when you're going to come visit her
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>>12290467
is that chicken ponut or apple ponut?
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>>12290467
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>>12290483
Doesn't matter whose it is, it is a delicious ponut.
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>>12290506
Mhhh mh. This IS a tasty ponut!
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>everyone left to fap to the ponut
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>>12290542
I'm already done anon, what's up
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>>12290533
God fucking damn it it's too late for this shit

I'm up at 3am laughing at someone making a quentin tarantino joke to the sexual act of tasting a pony's anus on an internet board for the discussion of cartoon horses
The pudding is burnt
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>>12290542
I actually left for /fit/
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>>12290549
that just means you need to make more pudding.

Angelica won't accept burnt pudding, anon.
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>>12290433

hey Warthog

Ace Combat
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>>12290559
why aren't you lifting?
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>>12290603
Because the dude who has the keys for our dorms fitness room doesn't respond to my mails and is never in his room.
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>>12290615
>not lifting the door off it's hinges
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W-we ded?
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>>12290570
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
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Applejack tooted.
A gust of warm gas escaped her tight, muscular buttocks, permeating her tail and lending to the air an odor of fermented apples, with a slight hint of manure.
She blushed heavily and adopted a nervous smile as Apple Bloom regarded her with a grimace of utter contempt. She knew.
"Applejack...you've tooted, haven't you?" The filly sneered at her elder sister. "I know you did. I can smell it. You bloody idiot. I knew you'd do this. you always do this! We're never going to be astronauts at this rate!"
And then...Apple Bloom tooted.
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>>12290664
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>>12290674
I always imagined AJ would be the type to brag.
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>>12290674
>bloody
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>>12290674
I was disgusted, then amused. But still disgusted.
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>>12290674
>You bloody idiot
Why is she British for some reason?
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>>12290676
On a completely tangential note, screaming the last track on this with my brother like some bloody idiots was some of the best car karaoke I've had in a while.
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I want to watch Twilight play KSP, see her meticulously planned ship explode on the launch pad.
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>>12290721
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTszZjGcyfk
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I want summer to leave. It's impossible to shave properly at these temperatures because you never know if you forgot to shave this spot or if its just the hair sticking to you because you are sweating like a pig
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>>12290705
Angoor please stay
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>>12290729
I thought you were going to lose some weight, Anon.
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>>12290737
If I lose more weight I'm going to look like the friendly neighbourhood skeleton
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Even: 0pone
Odd: Vidya
The D: Apples
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>>12290749
what vidya?
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>>12290749
Play KSP and stram it
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>>12290750
Was thinkin about continuing System Shock 2

>>12290755
I don't have that game sorry. Plus I am much too spaghetti to stram. Something about having the mic open at all times bothers me for some strange reason
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>>12290768
>Not having a mute button on your mike
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>>12290768

I've never played SS2 but I have it on steam.

Stram.
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>tfw can't into tweening
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>>12290780

What is that? The forehead of a transformer?
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>>12290768
>SS2
>not streaming your spaghetti as you pant and sweat through the corridors
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>>12290775
I wish. Its even one of those desk mics so a mute button seems like a logical thing for it but nope.

>>12290776
Its pretty good. I have no clue what I am doing with my character build but somehow its working.

>>12290791
Its made me jump a few times.
>Hurry...RUN
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>>12290790
a butt
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>>12290802
>I wish. Its even one of those desk mics so a mute button seems like a logical thing for it but nope.
>that fucking feel
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>>12290805

ooooooh now I see it.
>>
ded thread
ded show
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Do you like your ponuts glazed, frosted, or filled?
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>>12290863
All 3.
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Here's a human Octavia with blood on her face for some reason.

I'm going to bed now.
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>>12290863
Extra crispy.
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>>12290888
Frypone?
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>>12290882
At the same time?
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>>12290892
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>>12290892
>>12290888
>not masterbaiting with glowing hot coal
fucking casuals i swear
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>>12290906
Is she laying an egg?
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>>12290906
dear god it's smoking
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>you will never have a massive horsecock
>you will never be able to spurt gallons of cum
>you will never glaze a pony
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>>12290906
screaming

>>12290913
If I didn't pass out every time I got an erection, damn right would I love having one. I like playing with thickness.
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>Snails in EqG gets replaced by FemSnails
>that part when Sunset Shimmer turns them into demons
>FemSnails is now a professional succubus slut
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>>12290913
>you will never suck a horsedick and be rewarded with all the delicious candy semen you can drink
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>>12290921

Yes?
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>>12290933
>drink
>not literally suffocate on
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>>12290933
>you will never be someone's personal drinking stallion
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>>12290913
>>12290933
>>12290938
>You'll never exist entirely on the nutrients from your companion stallion's cum
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>>12290921
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>>12290944
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>>12290941
>you will never surprise your partner with breakfast in bed
>you will never give them a nice long shower afterwards
>you will never get milked casually on the couch afterwards
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>>12290946
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>xsplit has a push to talk key

well I feel retarded.
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>>12290951
>you will never be surprised by your partner with breakfast in bed
>you will never get a nice long shower from him afterwards
>you will never casually milk him on the couch afterwards
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>>12290960
>fluttershy notices dash's missing wing.gif
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>>12290958
It does?
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>>12290960
how can that be nonsexual? they are standing RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!
perhaps this is as close to a relationship as shipfags ever got and therefore don't know any better
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>>12290964
>you will never get someone to writefag about this
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>>12290964
>you will never shudder and moan as their hands work your shaft expertly
>you will never whimper softly as you feel another climax building
>you will never groan and unload for a solid minute, gasping and nuzzling into their body
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>>12290969
Yeah its under hotkeys. If it works how I think it does it may solve my microphone spaghetti issue.
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>>12290958
>using XSplit instead of OBS
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>>12290982
>you will never overfill them to the point of spilling all over the couch
>you will never hug them through all your semen
>you will never take another shower together
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>>12290964
>not Futalestia
>not enjoying two kinds of milk at the same time
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>>12290986
I didnt put too much thought in to a streaming program considering I do very little.
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>>12290987
>you will never get your fat ponynuts lovingly rubbed and kneaded
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>>12291002
Ah!
Pinkie!
I was just...totally not masturbating to the thought of Celestia's futa cum!
I was doing something entirely distinct from that!
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>>12290941
Didn't /d/ find out that you can't actually live on semen alone?
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>>12291011
Maybe not human semen

Pony cum is a different matter isn't it
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>>12291011
I wouldn't be surprised.
>>12291009
hng
>>12291002
pank
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>>12290990

Fair enough. I'd still suggest switching to OBS as it offers all the features of a paid XSplit for free. Plus it isn't that big of a resource hog when streaming vidya.
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>>12291010
>Futalestia finds out about it from Pinkie
>shows up to watch next time
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>>12291029
>Sees your tiny dick
>"Well this is a waste of time"
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>>12291026
Im using a cracked Xsplit anyway but if it ends up not being too much trouble I'll give OBS a look.

On a related note does twitch allow you to make a channel private?
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>>12291038
>holds you down with magic
>coats you in her semen
>your cock swells huge
>"Now, please continue."
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>>12291011
You would have to gobble several kilograms of it every day to keep you alive.
Which isn't exactly feasible.
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>>12291039
>On a related note does twitch allow you to make a channel private?

Yes, you can hide it from Settings -> Privacy.
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>>12291071
awesome. Im more inclined to stram thanks to these discoveries.

Now if only I wasnt bad at vidya.
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>>12291100
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>>12291050
>she sees you struggling to handle yourself
>takes pity and jerks you off
>you pass out half-way through
>wake up covered in your own spunk
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>>12291109
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>>12291100
i'm hoping for better animation too.
i was actually surprised by the story board.

they actually drew emotions instead of stock animations like a korean made cartoon
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Pears.
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>>12291126
Her figure is beautiful
apples
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>>12291143
Oranges>Grapes>Apples>Pears
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>>12291143
wash your mouth out with soap appleblewm
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pony = sex????? :)
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>>12291157
Bananas>>>>>>>>Pears>Grapes>Apples
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>>12291163
>bananas
why don't you just suck on dick ya fuckin faggot
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Welp birds are chirping time for bed. Thanks for the stram information.

Night MLPG
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>>12291143
We know what a pear figure looks like on a girl..


What does an apple figure look like?
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>>12291178
Like you think it would
More middle than top or bottom
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Is purple a fruit?
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>tfw Britain bans porn
It's like they're trying to out-Australia Australia.
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>>12291143
The only thing pears are good for are pear figures
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>>12291185
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BNsttZQGQ

Holy shit i have a reason to post this
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>>12291198
is that simon pegg?
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>>12291209
yep
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>>12291209
>>12291212
Oh. Sorry. The show is called Big Train. Simon Pegg used to work on it.
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>>12291185
America has a ban on sodomy.

but that doesn't stop anyone from doing it.
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>>12291138
Well of course the animatics looked more expressive. They were drawn by different people with different styles. Animatics always tend to look really fun for most shows, even when they're simplistic.
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>>12291217
Sodomy bans are a state-by-state thing.
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>>12291198
>They predicted MLPG in the workplace
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>>12291238
>implying this is isn't based on a true story
>implying this isn't the reason why all notable britfags have left MLPG
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>>12291222
yeah, but the actual show from S3 is all just stock animation that they just cut and paste in a very cheap manner.

there was barely any "new" animation it looked like it was dragged and dropped.

there is saving money, and then there is being out right lazy.
babs seed was one of the few ones that had more than several backdrops that weren't reused from previous seasons and episodes.

i hope they actually animate in S4. cause the first pony comic had more emotion showing than most of the season.
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>>12291245
Does that mean the poh-lice is now aftah me?
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>>12291248
>it looked like it was dragged and dropped
You... You do know they use Flash, right?
Do you know how Flash works?
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70% cocoa is the best kind of chocolate
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>Futalestia will never walk you through the basics of pleasuring a horsecock that's longer than you are tall
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>>12291266
>that's longer than you are tall
Nah man
NAHHH
It should be no longer than Anon's torso
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>>12291261
i just don't have that optimism.
we shall see.
it does look like they actually spent some more fucking time on the story board than. hurr, we need to shoe horn this in stick figure ponies everywhere.
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>Leth's birthday

I have no idea what to give you, just to say happy birthday, and thank you for all you've done for MLPG.
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http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/AvatarMarketplace?Brand=14537

New MLP-themed avatar items. Character hoodies (like the WeLoveFine ones) and a Rainbow Dash "toy" that flies around your guy.
>>
ITTY BITTY PONY
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>>12291273
is that a no to futa Trixie being longer than your arm?
I've got a pretty hard size kink so I kind of lose track of reasonable scales
>>
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>12291311
itty bitty pone
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>>12291311
THE TINIEST OF ALL THE LITTLE PONIES
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>>12291290
Don't have an account. How does that look animated?
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http://shepherd0821.tumblr.com/post/56228910407/this-is-really-bad-i-cant-login-da-now-i-think
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>>12291335
something got fucked up and now pony is huge
what do
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>>12291338
lol. what a faggot. using DA
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>>12291318
Not him, but a Trixie about as long as your forearm would be good enough.
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/super-lesbian-horse-rpg.html#more
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>>12291350
assuming everything was proportional, how tall would that make her?
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>>12291344
Exactly that.
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>>12291336
Give me a few moments, I'll record a gif.

It's actually not that bad, aside from the low-fidelity nature of it. She flies around, makes a little rainbow tornado, lands on your hand, then repeats the cycle.
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>>12291354
the size thing only comes into play with her futa cock right?
m-maybe she could be half a head taller than anon.
or a whole one.
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>>12291353
Is that a goddamned Protoman sprite recolor
I haven't seen those in ages.
>>12291362
Pre-emptive thanks.
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/pony-avatar-stuff-added-to-xbox-live.html

Fuck subtlety, I'm doing it.
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>>12291372
sometimes i look at these things and wonder how we could have possibly started all that.
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Is derpiboo down?
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>>12291366
might as well go for broke and make him nipple high
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>>12291380
Working for me.
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Did Jessy dra thatw Nightnmarity and batguards I requested?
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>>12291353
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>>12291382
no too, big. let's say one and a third head taller than anon.
and since she's taller now her dick needs to be a tad bigger too keep the proportions right
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>Princess Futwily's embarrassingly thick erection
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>>12291388
DONT BE A NARC, NANAKO
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hug that pony

hug it!
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>>12291409

No
I wanna go home
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>>12291388
Hey
stram
Anything
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>>12291420
But anon, I should sleep.
>>
we beb
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>>12291406
Twilight needs to get used to her new appendages, now that she's a princess. Unfortunately she is very sensitive towards the strange new hormones and her libido is on a hair trigger right now, even worse is that her unaccustomed brain doesn't quite now how to handle her quipment just yet and overdoes things quite a lot.
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>>12291405
>you will never have a beautiful futahumanpony lover who can scale herself freely
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>>12291422
Oh, well I suppose mortals do tire.
Good night.
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futa futa futa futa apples futa futa futa futa futa
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>>12291431
>tfw human futalestia will never be continued
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season 4 a shit

everything since s2e24 a shit
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would mlpg get the mayo for pony?
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>>12291437
Didn't something like this happen with Twilight Sparkle the other day?
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>>12291185
That's what britbongs get for letting the world walk all over them
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>>12291448
Gonna need a link if it did
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeezus#Track_listing

How come Kanye doesn't write his own music and lyrics?
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>>12291441
I disagree with your first statement and agree with the second.
Except I liked SiP.
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>>12291443
oh I'd give her the mayo alright
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>>12291441
What about one of the best episodes of the series?

I may be biased since it has Scootaloo
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>mlp airs in 170 countries

good lord
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>>12291480
I didn't even know there WERE 170 countries.
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>>12291480
Seriously?
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>>12291458
oh good, heinessen is back

http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S12167805#p12169067

I've lost track of how many times I've jerked it to the futalestia thing
I didn't even like futa this time last week
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>>12291475
this guy gets it
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>>12291491
can you write? everyone else backed out. thread's in the sub.
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>>12291491
Futa is the cancer
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>>12291496
>>12291475
>>12291460

Is there anyone who doesn't like SiP? I know everyone has different opinions on which S3 episodes are decent - I mean, some people even manage to dislike JFS - but SiP seems universally liked.
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>>12291491
i wrote in both of these greentexts now that i read it. as i said, thread's in the sub, still no real replies, come on man.
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>>12291491
>I've lost track of how many times I've jerked it to the futalestia thing

>Jerking it
>To my writing

Clearly you had taste a week ago
You must have had a terrible fall
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>>12291504
It's not possible.
There was nothing bad about the episode though I don't like the Dash-Scoots thing.
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>>12291507
4chan's filesize limit is 3mb and your guy looks like an idiot

thanks for the gif though
Can you post a screenshot of what the backpack looks like from behind?
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>>12291504
There were a few people who screamed "MUH PANDERING" because of Luna when it aired but it was pretty obvious they were just shitposters
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>>12291507
Thanks.
oh god what's with her front legs
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>>12291509
>There was nothing bad about the episode
Luna showing up was pretty gay.
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>>12291516
I purposefully made him look like an idiot for the, uh, photoshoot. That's the closest to a neckbeard that XBL has.
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>>12291518
>>12291509
The problem wasnt that Luna made an appearance
it was how it was executed. It felt really tacked on, the worst of that is the very final scene with Luna winking at scootaloo in the dream just before the credits.
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>>12291507
Wow, nice.
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>>12291486
Their are only 26 countries that havent aird it yet.
Im guessing they are all located in africa and one is atleast north korea.
>>
Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>12291498
>>12291505
>the sub
bleh
maybe I'll check it out later

>>12291508
No, I'm pretty sure I never had taste
I think you just did a good job of setting up a scenario that hits my kinks
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>>12291516
The shirt and wristbands come as a part of the backpack.
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>>12291507
hey that's pretty neat, I'd use that, too bad it's not real
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>>12291518
Dash/Scoots was more pandering than Luna showing up.
Those people are stupid.
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>>12291290
It's funny since the MS Avatar and anything related to them won't pass over to the Xbone.
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>>12291539
>Dash/Scoots
>pandering

but why
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>>12291537
The toys are also not visible anywhere in the dashboard, practically speaking. You only see it when browsing your own account, I think.

>>12291541
I thought they were transferring over. The MS E3 breifing showed gamerpics that included avatar pictures.
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>>12291521
Luna showing up was one of the best parts of the episode. She actually did something and they squeaked in a little bit of world building by the end of the season. (The idea of Luna affecting dreams)

I was just super afraid that Applejack was going to call her out on being scared and embarrass her in front of her friends. The luna thing kind of came out of left field for me.
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>>12291528
That's the biggest issue with SiP. Had they set it up at the beginning of the episode, maybe in a small dialogue o something, it wouldn't have been so out of place.
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>>12291508
>>12291535
where have you been? i unsuccessfully tried to get anyone on board with thing for a week now.
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>>12291552
Set up what, Luna's appearance? She showed up in the background of Scoot's prior dreams in that episode.
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>>12291528
Well they had to find some deus ex machina to help Scoot overcome her worries
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>>12291548
>She actually did something
Yeah, she deus-ex-machina'd the entire episode.
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>>12291547
Well, last I heard you couldn't transfer your Avatar items so you have to start over again.
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>>12291558
What I'm saying is that the reason why the final scene it felt tacked on becuase it was completely redundant. We already know thing are good between Rainbow and Scoots and we know that Luna had helped her greatly. It was just padding, we didn't need to see the rusty horseshoe pony again just to repeat what we all saw just the scene before. it was just to show us luna one more time
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>>12291562
Luna didn't solve anything directly by her showing up though. She didn't just fix the problem like a deus-ex machina implies, she just helped Scootaloo get there on her own.
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>>12291544
Think back to season 1.
That was a very popular thing that bronies wanted, it was enough that Lauren said that Dash wouldn'y make a very good sister.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Btk7UeiiNJo
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>>12291570
not only is Futa cancer PLUS the CP shit, MS draws fucking terrible unnapealing dicks
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>this thread
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>>12291582
>filename

Every fucking time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpZs-mK9ok&feature=c4-overview&list=UUSqWnVAKx_V57ATMJ7GzLqQ
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>>12291571
>we didn't need to see the rusty horseshoe pony again
It was a fun gag, though.
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>>12291574
Despite the problems, it's still the best episode of s3
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>>12291589
sure
but my point still stands
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>>12291574
>every time the show has something in it that the fanbase would enjoy, it's pandering

oh okay
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>>12291578
>The one poor sod with a 2" thick dick

My pinkie finger is thicker than that
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>>12291581
pls
http://derpibooru.org/60546
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>>12291593
Definitely.
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>>12291570
http://derpibooru.org/148562
>tfw no high resolution
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>Derpy
>Doctor Hooves
>muffins
>in the same scene
>on official media

Chances of me dropping the comic: Pretty fucking high.
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>>12291578
is that erect girth or flaccid girth?
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>>12291578
what do these percentages mean?
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>>12291618
WHAT FUCKING AMAZING QUALITY
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>>12291554
alright, I replied to your thread
for the record, I think the marshmallow horse guy was on the right track
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>>12291625
Percentile

So that's the percentage of people you're bigger than
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>>12291616
Twilight is perfect
I wouldn't mind playing with Celestia at all though
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>>12291630
>60-70%
Uh... close enough I guess.
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>>12291618
It's just a background thing.
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>>12291593
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>>12291616
>AJ
>uncut

All Republicans are circumcised. This pic is inaccurate.
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>>12291618
They've been having those gags in the background since the beginning...
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>>12291625
in the 3rd study, 100% of guys have a length less than 8 inches

in the 2nd study, 92.8% of guys have an erect length less than 4.25 inches

Et cetera.
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>>12291644
GO TO BED
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>>12291647
she doesn't vote.
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>>12291578
>tfw bigger than 99% in every figure
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>tfw 34°C and 65% humidity
Celestia, I love you and all, but please show some mercy - how am I even supposed to work at this temperatures?
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>>12291658
timestamped pics or gtfo
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>>12291662
>tfw thunderstorm atm
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>>12291578
Someone had a circumference of less than 2"?
Man how does he even masturbate?
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>>12291658
Your dick is more than 5.75 inches flaccid?

Fuck you.
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>>12291651
Fuck yes, I like that oc
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>>12291667
Anally I'd imagine
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>>12291667
With a thimble.
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>>12291667
Chopsticks?
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>>12291662
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>>12291670
Flaccid is impossible to measure really
It varies so much
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>>12291658
you better post a pic
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What if Pikmin and ponies?
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>>12291683
What if your waifu and my dick?
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>>12291679
I'm actually 'used' to even worse conditions because I lived in the attic for a long time - but it's still almost impossible to properly work currently.
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>>12291681
2 pics. one flaccid, one hard.

I want to see a 6 inch flaccid penis so I have a valid reason to pour hydrofluoric acid down my throat.
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>>12291582
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>>12291683
Ponies are so much bigger than Pikmin, I doubt they even notice them in their day to day.
Zecora knows though.
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>you will never buy a $2000 computer for a complete stranger
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>>12291699
>spending $2000 on a computer
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>>12291699
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>>12291693
This is the internet, you know he's lying.
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>>12291683
>Fluttershy notices some strange ants one day
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>>12291707
That's why I want a picture.
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>>12291702
I like how my friend got his parents to buy him a 2k machine, that wasn't even up to snuff specs-wise at the time.

I kept telling him how he could get the same specs for less than half the price, but he wouldn't listen.
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>>12291708
And a miniature spaceman.
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>>12291712
was it alienware?
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>>12291699
I still don't know how he spent 2k on it.
I bought one for ~1,2k with monitor, keyboard, mouse and everything and it was already pretty top tier.
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>>12291718
Not alienware, but some other overpriced brand anyway.
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>>12290434
seeing a morbidly obese child always makes me sad. its not their fault they dont know any better. their entire lives could be ruined from the awful mistakes of the parents.
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>tfw
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>>12291723
Pre-built garbage most likely.
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>>12290467
this guys docks are weird, i cant understand them.

just trying to imagine what they look like without the tail creeps me out.
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http://youtu.be/c6epnW6qOX8?t=21m1s
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>>12291739
not today!

...shit
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>>12291742
>tfw you developed a fetish for docks
>but barely anyone draws them nicely
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>>12291745
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gXaq0fmzk
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How much would it cost to get me a good performing computer. The kind I could play modern games on, maybe not top of the line but good overall
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>>12291754
6-800 would work, 1-1.2k to make it last a while.
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>>12291742
You motherfucker.

Why would you point that out to me?

It was just a picture of a soft, pliable, lickable pony butt until you fucking said that. Now it's a weird dock with a series of unrelated scribbles surrounding it!
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>>12291754
I just helped Roogna build one a couple of weeks ago for around $750-800.

Bed soon I promise.
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http://viooz.co/movies/19695-my-little-pony-equestria-girls-2013.html

found the higher quality camrip of theatre equestria girls again

It's not the dvd version rip, which quite frankly should be soon, but it's something
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>>12291754
>http://www.logicalincrements.com/
$584 USD
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>>12291754
If you build one yourself, probably around $600
Prebuilt is gonna cost $2-300 more
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>>12291751
I know that feel.
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>>12291745
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Good Morning dorks, did S4 get a release date yet?
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>>12291769
http://i.imgur.com/kPUIGCt.jpg
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>>12291775
12/26/2014
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>>12291628
maybe we can find a solution to that later. take your time if you wish, but stop in from time to time.
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>>12291769
that ass looks so very soft
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>>12291775
At what the fuckshit am I looking?
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>>12291783
pls no
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>>12291742
the dock is a little off but acceptable
the anus is 10/10
vag is a little off but still good
the giant soft horse butt cheeks are good

overall i call it a success. if you can learn to focus on the positive in things you will enjoy it more.
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>>12291754
look up logical increments

$700 will do you pretty well, more than that if you need a monitor and peripherals though
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>>12291780
not bad

>>12291787
perfect for squeezing
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>>12291775
Yeah, it's common knowledge, but Hasbro decided to steal the knowledge.
Maybe if we all go to their headquarters and sing their wallets will grow 3 sizes larger then they'll reveal the date to us.
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>>12291723
http://horsefucking.co/ot/res/86.html
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>>12291616
>twilight
>black

>blacks
>smart
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>>12291769
>you'll never lick Celestia's tail-dock while she stifles a giggle
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>>12291802
>perfect for squeezing
among other things...
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>>12291810
>twilight
>smart

DYEWTS
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>>12291812
>tfw SB won't share with us
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>>12291818
>purplesmart
>not smart

u dumb nigga
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>>12291812
>nanaki
>big
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>>12291754
Once a month MMOchampion posts a list of computer builds for a range of budgets. Just pick what you're willing to spend and buy the shit they tell you to.

If you've never assembled a computer before don't worry. It's easy as shit. You could train a chimp to do it.
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>>12291802

I want to do things to the pink pony's butt.
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>>12291828
Have no fear anon, I'm A+ certified. i can build my own
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>>12291828
>inb4 he plugs the power supply in 110V mode in a 220V connection
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>>12291845
Don't joke about that shit gave me goosebumps.
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>>12291825
>purplesmart
her alternate name is Magichorn, you piss-swimming autist

and all she ever does in the show is act like a retard
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>>12291845
But every decent PSU is auto selecting these days
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>>12291854
excuse me, her name is Princess Bookpurple
>>
i thought her name was niggerdicks
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>>12291845
I knew a guy who did that to a school computer. We were repairing it and while it was on he asked 'what does this switch do?' and flicked it before I could reach over to stop him.

There was smoke and everything. It was great.
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How are you?

Also, my roommate Gami says he was looking up the drug interactions and some of them were dementia, mood swings, being bitchy, etc. Hmm. That does explain a lot. Now, given, this is the definition for bipolar too but it does make a lot of sense...

No would argue I've been very troubled lately and lashing out unexpectedly, sometimes without a lot of merit beyond "because I feel like it."
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>>12291862
Nope
It's Magichorn, Treekicker, Speedycloud, Yellowquiet, Squiggletail, and Songsmile
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>>12291874
it USED to be magichorn
she ascended
s3e13 is canon
deal with it, denialfags
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>>12291870
was his name Alan?

because i had an Alan back in highschool who did that, dumb nigger
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>>12291784
we'll see
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>>12291883
>>12291870

A guy called Lance did that at mine.
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>>12291880
>magicwings
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Pony made you breakfast.
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>>12291880

Anon, she has time travel powers. She can travel with you to a time when she doesn't have any, but there's always the issue of paradox...
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>>12291892
That sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
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>>12291896
stupid pony, I'm going to bed
I don't need four cups of coffee right now
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>people who say they are going to bed
>you say goodnight
>but they still hang around for another hour or two
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>>12291897
>you will never have a threesome with future twilight and past twilight
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>>12291897
If she traveled back in time, she would still have her wings, at most there would be an alternate Twilight with no wings.
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>>12291896
>four cups

too much coffee
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>>12291841
what kind of things?
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>>12291903
>>12291902

Artists are bad at sleeping.

A lot of Twilys sounds awesome.
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>>12291905

What if she uses an illusion spell/mind-altering spell so you can't sense them?
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>>12291902
I say goodnight when I want people to stop talking to me. It has nothing to do with the time that I crawl into bed and fall unconscious for eight hours.
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>>12291903
What if foursome with filly Twilight, wingless Twilight, and Twilycorn?
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>>12291809
I'm not sure if I should consider it generous or creepy as hell.
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>>12291927

Too many Twilys... they'll nerd you to death about books instead of fucking.
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>>12291924
Luna could change her entire appearance, I'd imagine it wouldn't be too hard for her to do it.
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>>12291927
>no EqG twily
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>>12291927
What if foursome with four filly Twilights?______________________
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>>12291927
Sounds illegal under Equestrian law.
Would not partake.
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>>12291937
>wanting eg anything

fucking kill yourself
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>>12291937
EG Twilight isn't at a different time, she's in a different universe, and why would you want that anyway, it's not like they look good.
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>>12291944
You probably do more illegal things in one day. This is nothing.
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>>12291938
that'd be a fivesome, because you'd still be in it
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>>12291938
That would be a fivesome.

Unless you just want to watch, you cuckolding faggot
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>>12291961
I don't think it counts as cuckolding when you're observing selfcest
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>>12291957
>>12291961

You are a filly Twilight yourself.
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>>12291957
>>12291961
im glad MLPG is good at maths like purplesmart
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>>12291961
you have five centuries to name a dumber fetish than cuckoldry
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>>12291968
What am I thinking of? humiliation? orgasm-denial?

Some pussy femdom shit like that
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Fluttershy should I get a pet rat?

Should I get two so one won't be lonely?
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>>12291969

Transformation spell? Okay.
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>>12291976
incest
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>>12291976
It's not dumb, just depressing.
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>>12291976
futa
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>>12291976
castration
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>when i first heard of EQG i thought it was the worst thing in the world worse than the holocaust
>everyday i start to like it more and more

FUCK
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>>12291973
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Why aren't you watching the best anime this season has to offer, MLPG?
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>>12291993
>you actually watched it

>>>/oceanofurine/
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>>12291997
What chinese girl cartoon is that?
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>>12292001
>he didn't
ponies is ponies man, you gotta watch it eventually
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>>12292001
>>>/yonderaquaticmassofuricacid/
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>>12291993
huh, i just thought it was mediocre in the worst way possible, bland and forgettable, but not bad enough to be notworthy.
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>>12292002
boku no spaghetti
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>>12291976
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>>12291997
why does that tree have asses growing in it
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>>12292005
Humans aren't ponies.
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>>12292018
it's ponies for the first and last minutes
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>>12291993
I don't hate it as much as I used to, but I don't 'love' or anything like that. Like >>12292007 said.

I'd still fuck EG Rarity and EG Dash while in their prom dress.
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>>12292005
personmovie is not horsecartoon
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>>12292014
Too late, anon.

Egoraptor already made that joke.
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>>12292005
I have seen it and I disagree. You don't miss out on anything good if you don't watch EG.
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>>12292007
the problem for me is i stopped caring about mlp since it could never be what i hoped it would.


since i stopped treating it like a serious show that needs to have 100% accurate canon i can enjoy it more. i would now be fine if the EQG humans showed up in the pony world. it could be cute.
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>>12292010
>that ending
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>>12292039
>i would now be fine if the EQG humans showed up in the pony world
You're the worst
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>>12291997
what is this show?
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>>12292039
>i would now be fine if the EQG humans showed up in the pony world.
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>>12292010
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>>12292047
Watamote
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>>12292056
thanks guy, i hope there is boobs in this show
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we are the ded
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would you a ded
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>>12292056
>That opening
heh
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I spent far too much time wallowing in self-hatred today.

I should've just distracted myself with video games and cartoons like I usually do.
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>>12292114
why do you hate yourself?
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>>12292121
Because they only thing that keeps me from killing myself is my ability to masturbate.
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Bad things happen
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>>12292105
I always think Apple Bloom looks like she has an odd smile there.
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>>12292128
hey, me too!
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>>12292128
that's not why you hate yourself, that's why you haven't killed yourself yet

answer the question bro
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what is a polite way to tell someone they draw ugly horse dicks?


http://haesketchy.tumblr.com/post/56225456984/mr-and-mrs-cake-trying-to-keep-the-flame-of-love
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Was that scoots thing from last night capped?
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>>12292114
It's not healthy to do that anon.
Do what I do when I'm sad, stare at this piece of music for a while.
http://classicalguitar.homeip.net/files/No2_1.gif
http://classicalguitar.homeip.net/files/No2_2.gif
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>>12292136
The fact that I have failed life to such a degree that the single, gossamer string that keeps me attached to it is my ability to masturbate makes me hate myself.
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>>12292159
"Your horsecocks aren't appealing"
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>>12292164
ok now we're getting somewhere

how have you failed life?
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>>12292159
Tell them what you think is wrong with it and why you don't believe that they're unappealing.
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>>12292167
thats not very nice though, i actually like this person.
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>>12292175
isn't being in MLPG failure enough?
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>>12292180
>liking
>people

EqGfag pls gtfo
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>>12292159
Your dicks look like extruded tubes of salami with the bottom half wrapped in bubbling silicone
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>>12292180
"Man, your drawings are nice but you could improve on your horsecocks"
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>>12292128
How about learning a skill?
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https://soundcloud.com/thehorseman/swedish
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>>12291976
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>>12292195
what the fuck am i looking at
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>>12292175
Fat, ugly, stupid, socially retarded, poor, friendless and all those things have been true for so long that I couldn't change any of them even if I tried.

I'm not a in a rut; my life began and instantly fell into a deep pit from which there is no escape.
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>>12292195
are those amputees or are they just bound really really well?
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>>12291976
>
>>12290412
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>>12291802
*wonk*
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>>12292206
Looks like they're amputees.
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>>12292202
could be worse, could have been black

there, your life is now infinetly better
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>>12292187
thanks anon this is perfect
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>>12292217
That's one way of looking at it.

Another way is that I was born with every advantage that it is possible to have and I still failed miserably.

At least if I was black I would have an excuse.
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>>12292220
You owe me a blowjob now

I can assure you that my human dick isn't ugly
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>>12292202
>all those things have been true for so long that I couldn't change any of them even if I tried.

bullshit. you can change at least some of those things (fat, socially retarded, poor, friendless). and i doubt you're actually "stupid".

why are you poor? do you have a job?
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>>12292232
You have a dick that's not human?
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Why did sentenal buy Tex a computer?
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>>12292220
You asked for a polite method and this is far from it
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>>12292250
we may never know
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>>12292241
Philomena was never that large.
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>>12292250
autism
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>>12292250
to be helpful
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>>12292250
Why did Tex accept a computer from a poor stranger?
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>>12292250
>>12292256
http://mlpg.co/ot/res/86.html
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>>12292238
I wouldn't know where to begin fixing them and no one in any position to help me could possibly have the patience to help me with any of it

Even you, I'm sure you're just asking these questions to make yourself feel better about your own life. I just don't really have it in me to care about that right now.

I have a casual job. They haven't needed me for 2 weeks now.
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>>12292250
Sent went to a parochial school like me and as a result was brainwashed to be kinder than anyone in the world should be.
Poor fool, at least he's good at keeping things archived.
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>>12292272
That doesn't answer anything
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>>12292273
Stop being such a fuck and get therapy/medication
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I just want to fuck pones
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>>12292282
ey there it is

Out the park, bro. You nailed it.

The panacea of therapy, medication will make me a capable, functional member of society! That's just how it works!
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>>12292273
i'm not doing this to feel better about myself, i'm doing it to give you a clear picture of reality . your shit isn't nearly as hopeless as you think it is.

start by getting another job and looking into counseling.
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>>12292252
i dont know what else to do. i didnt see any decent options so i went with the humor approach.

saying "your amazing artist and i love you but your cocks are terrible" sounds too cheesy and fake to me.

also my knowledge of horse dick anatomy isnt good enough to give anyone proper critique
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>>12292306
did anyone ever put together an imgur gallery of horsedick references?
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I'm going to go play with my fish and fiddler crabs.

Also, daily dosing this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P79kPrUWAeI&feature=player_detailpage
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>>12292292
good goy, buy more pills, support the pharmaceutic industry everyday for your fake happiness
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Did you lift today, MLPG?
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>>12292267

Because he's a Sweetie belle
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>>12292352
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>>12292310
pictures can only help so much. someone needs a guide explaining how a sheath works and its purpose or what the preputial ring is and why its formed in that shape so people understand.
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>>12292259
It is a baby Celestia
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This is the end of MLPG.
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>>12292445
it's the end of the pone as we know it
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AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>12292292
Pills and therapy aren't supposed to be fucking magic and no one thinks they are.

And you have to know that so why caricature them? Why react to advice with sarcasm and hostility?

And no I'm not the person who said it.
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>>12292306
That's only humorous to you and looks insulting to receive. It's not cheesy to just go "I like your art and all, but I think it would look better if you could work on the way you draw dicks" and if you want, then you can keep going and say that they bother you or why they do
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>>12292531
Cute scrunchy face.
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Would you imply a pony
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>>12292531
>jessy drew my request
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>>12292507
Because the only thing I hate more than myself is people trying to get me to pay them for placebos 'designed' to make me stop hating myself.
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>>12292549
and dooks colored it
aren't you a lucky bunny
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>>12292531
aw yeah
dammit, I KNOW there are cutefics out there featuring these two but I've never seen them anywhere, and if I have I have promptly forgotten about them
any suggestions?
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>>12292563
yes anon
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>>12292569
I think you mean greentext caps.
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>>12292560
I'll ignore for a second whether therapy and drugs work because you're starting from the assumption that they don't and therapists are just trying to bilk you.

Does that justify being a dick to someone who thinks they MIGHT work who advises you to go? They're not trying to rip you off personally. It just makes you look hostile for no fucking reason.
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>>12292549
>someone does your request

one of the best feels
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>>12292618
>opaque black bars

HUE

unf
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>>12292618
>do nothing but answer calls for requests all day once
>mfw all of them got done
>mfw nearly every request I've ever requested has been done
if only somebody was good enough at drawing people to draw that Stephen Fry picture I used to ask about sometimes
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>>12292618
>no wings
C'mon.
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>>12292618
There's not much point of censorship when you can see right through it.
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>>12292638
>I don't know the difference between opaque and translucent
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>>12292661
You could call me... dense
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>>12291362
aw she's so cute

i wish pones were real but maybe this is just step one until they are

i propose we dedicate 100% of our national budget towards R&D on a real RD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qeYPO5QBmU
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>>12292560
>everything that might help me is a "placebo"

lol

olo

see bro what you've done here is convinced yourself that you're beyond saving, because it's easier to do that than it is to address your problems and try to tackle them.

you're like a person with a sink full of dirty dishes, who has no clean dishes to eat off of, who can't be bothered to put the dishes in the dishwasher and turn it on, because sitting on the couch bemoaning the lack of clean dishes is easier than doing the damn dishes, even though doing the dishes would solve two problems for you.
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>>12292618
>tfw Kraut stopped drawing requests already
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>>12292598
whatever they are, I need more of them
these veins thirst for diabetes level of saccharine shit
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I know it started at night, but this is probably the slowest MLPG I've seen.
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>>12292725
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