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I looooooooooove

Twilight Spaaaaaarrrkkklleeeee

SING IT WITH ME

Old thread >>12278862
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Applejack.
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My Little Porny
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
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>>12282552
I'm okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
with purplehorse
and the otherhorse
and the otherotherhorse
i'm so ded right now
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>>12282576
My little nigger, my little nigger

aaahhhh
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does anyone have that one pic of featherweight with the condom in his mouth
you know the one
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Post OCs please
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>>12282552
/mu/ thread?!
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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if you could play pony one song to introduce them to human culture

what song would you choose
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>>12282602
you done this guy yet
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>>12282602
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>>12282613
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVEYWHERE
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>>12282613
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcQYVtZMo
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>>12282613
SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT
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>>12282613
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU_Y-uIyq14

Especially if its Luna
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How does one become a pony
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>>12282613
Cannibal Corpse- I Cum Blood
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>>12282552
Twilight Sparkle I love you yes I do
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>>12282602
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>>12282613
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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>>12282613

Freebird
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>>12282650
Be born to a pony.
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SUMMER BREEZE.

MAKES ME FEEL FINE
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>>12282613
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKaL7WL-onI
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>>12282656
Thats a shitty oc.
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>>12282662
Blowing through the jasmine in my miiiinnnnddddd.
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>>12282619
>guy
I thought it was a grill
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>>12282602
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>>12282613
Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!

Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.
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>>12282613
Baba Yetu along with the whole Civ 4 opening
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>>12282650
>tfw can't listen to portishead anymore without /mu/ screaming "fedoracore"
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>>12282671
bitch, you do not insult my waifu
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>>12282632
Its funny.

Two days ago, there were ads all over downtown for a gay/ lesbian flash mob.

I'm not gay but I was really curious
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>>12282671
you are right.
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>>12282688
>>12282690
Baba mind
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>>12282688
>>12282690
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>>12282688
>>12282690
>"Oh, you know this song, too? We sing it whenever we honor our Lord Jesus Christ!"
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>>12282697
LEL IM ANGRY
LEL CARS
LEL JEWCOCK
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>>12282688
>>12282690
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>>12282613
HE AINT MAH BOY BUT THA BROTHA IS HEAVY
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>>12282613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBNwpMFVWnA
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>>12282688
>>12282690
>babayetu mind

mah niggas
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>>12282697
>having a shitty self insert pony as a waifu.
that is just awful
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>>12282701
>I'm not gay but I was really curious

That's what pony said
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>luna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkvLq0TYiwI
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>>12282718
You forgot the ducks anon
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>>12282714
>>12282716
>>12282717
Uh.
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>>12282726
no competition!
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Im glad I have a good waifu
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>>12282744
>set to Don McLean's "Starry Starry Night"

...The song's called "Vincent."
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>no one picking this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN2IcbUWS-Y

.......seriously? This is the perfect friendship song.
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>>12282760
I'm glad I have an ok waifu
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>>12282760
I'm glad I have a good waifu too.
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>>12282613
Anal Sex the OST
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>>12282613
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdTMokRoNtk&bpctr=1374549457
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my neighbor woman saw me naked what do I do
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>>12282613
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
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>>12282786
Pretend to be a pony.
If she thinks you're a pony then there wouldn't be anything weird about you being naked.
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>>12282786
eat her children
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>>12282717
You mean the prophet Mohammad, right?
RIGHT?
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>>12282805
Why does AJ have a picture of Marker Pony?
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>>12282804
>>12282807
that's not very helpful
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>>12282786
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>>12282818
That's Berry Punch
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>>12282818
That's pinot noir you retard
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>>12282786
she wants the dick
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Wow, enough youtube links? Fuckin hell
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>>12282759
Except for MandoPony and all the art Sibsy draws of their OC's fucking.
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>>12282819
Leave her brownies on her doorstep with a note that says "Sorry that you saw me naked"
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>>12282786
eat her
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>>12282613
Nothing. Human culture is terrible, pony doesn't need to be introduced to it.
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>>12282746
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_1v_EcjeIkg

i hate ducks
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>>12282800
>waifu
>"it"
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>>12282793
>Show ponies rap music
>They adapt to the culture
>Actually become worse then blacks because of magic

I mean niggas just shoot each other but god, pony would rip each other apart
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>>12282800
Once she's older of course.
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YOUR WAIFU
I COMMAND YOU TO POST IT
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>>12282847
Shrek, you can't just eat everyone that gives you shit. That's not how life works
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>>12282846
okay
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>>12282613
Chopin's Polonaise Op. 40 no.1
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>>12282846
This, but the note should be "Did you like what you saw?"
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>>12282845
eh, I'll still make the grumpy pony mine

the real one can take the musician for all I care
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>>12282868
THAT'S FINE
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>>12282870
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>>12282873
I MEANT WREX

FUCK
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Can someone draw Wildfire getting clubbed to death?

Maybe by mando?
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>>12282870
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>>12282866
magic requires studying.
niggers can't into study.
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What the fuck is cut a rug
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>>12282786
How big is your dick and are you a shower?
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>>12282899
ouch that's sharp
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>>12282904
SURE WHY NOT
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PONY
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>>12282868
You know Spike's already plowed that.
Sweetie Belle didn't even know what was going on except that it hurt.
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>>12282868
she'd be the sweetest lover
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>>12282870
this is my waifu
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>>12282870
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>>12282904
Would you rather get beat up by Buttercup or Rainbow Dash?
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>>12282613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQSd9q1OSPg

I wish pone was born a girl
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>>12282870
>>12282892
I'LL FIGHT YOU
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>>12282904
>Waifuing Buttercup
Good choice
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>>12282905
then how do they past driving test to do drive bys?
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>>12282870
Fine
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>>12282888
Unless you're socially retarded and make your momma fight your "e-battles" against "e-bullies" you ain't got a shot with her.
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>>12282904
Buttercup's design always really irked me because her hair is the same value as her outline, so it looks like her head separated by her hair and is detached from the rest of her body.
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>>12282928
They're both basically the same being
But if i had to choose, Dash.
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>>12282928
RD probably isn't as strong. So RD.
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>>12282917
derpy is what they call a butterface

casue her face is a butt
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>tfw Nanaki is still ded
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>>12282870
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>>12282911
Dated slang for dancing?
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>>12282954
can I fuck it?
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>>12282870
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>>12282935
It's called hotwiring, anon.
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>>12282928
Buttercup could rip you to shreds

RD pls
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>>12282899
why dont you go to the edgy pony gore thread? they will appreciate your ideas and way of thinking more.
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>>12282927
>(147)
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>>12282954
Go see a doctor, Scrubbles.
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why does MLPG have so many pre-pubescent waifus
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>>12282948
Oh god I cannot unsee.
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>>12282962
Who cares about him?
He barely writes
And he doesn't post his dick anymore
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>>12282962
is nanaki going to be okay
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>>12282946
>socially retarded
I'm half way there!
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>>12282976
>>12282927
Seriously, that's like as many frames that she was in.
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>>12282917
MILF Derpy is best derpy.
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>>12282870
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>>12282870
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>>12282976
He frame-by-framed the episode and cropped a few.
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>Go to listen to Baba Yetu cause of MLPG
>Version with lyrics in the video
>These translated lyrics

They literally just took a prayer and made it into a song. How the fuck did I not know this before? That's awesome!
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>12282986
because i am a lolicon first and a horsefucker some other number
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>>12282948
thanks for ruining her for me asshole
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>>12283022
>not using CapAm's shield
I MEAN COME ON IT'S ON HIS FUCKEN NEWS SET
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>>12282949
>>12282951
>>12282970
>implying a beatdown from RD wouldn't include a Sonic Rainboom
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>tfw RagingSemi is dead
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>>12283035
objectively wrong opinion
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>>12282986
mostly people trying to be edgy and funny mixed in with a few actual pedos
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>>12283056

Good feel.
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>>12283043
Yeah, but the eagle is part of his opening set!

In my dreams we fight bears made of communism together.
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>>12283011
wide hips, a plump butt, boundless energy, and loving to a fault
yes please
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>>12283028
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLxG95xQEg
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>>12283056
And?
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>>12283039
Is it illegal if it's a robot?
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>>12283056
There's a local band around me called that. Where's he from?
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>>12283035
unf bubblehips unf unf
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>>12283041
>That feel when you see a gif a million times and it makes you jump for some reason
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You ate this horse's tail.

How could you?
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>>12282998
Sorry, you just don't have the connections to make it. You gotta bug the piss out of people and have a semi-decent skill that you can actually use proficiently at least once or twice.
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>>12283035
Fuck you, heart of gold, etc.
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I just made a video of EVERY FRAME of Harshie.

1 minute and 2 seconds.
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>>12283086
Not at all.
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>>12283086

This >>12283083 is what they really look like on the inside. Still want to fuck it?
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>>12283110
>not making it a gif
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>>12283056
he starting drawing some weird stuff that gave off the vibe he is into real child fucking.
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>>12283099
It was an accident.
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>>12283077
eger to please, is never jelious, is happy nearly all time, the only time she gets depressed is when someone makes fun of her
you will never comfort her after she comes home from work in tears
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>>12283099
That stallion looks delicious
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>>12283011
>>12283077
>>12283126

Would there be any humanized art of a mily Derpy?
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>>12283110
But anon, she is a throwback to poneanderthals

Harshwhinny is subpone, shit tier ancient horse genes
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>>12283129
>stallion
not this time motherfucker
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>>12283035
Bullshit.
I bet you think she's a terrible mother too.
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>>12283118
That would be extremely large, and the colors would be fucked.
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>>12283028
It's GOSPEL, anon.
They put GOSPEL into a triple A title and we're congratulated for it.
IT'S AMAZING
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>>12283129
>stallion
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>Police of Policenaughts is a total pervert
>Reminds me of anons from MLPG
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>>12283035
she is a beautiful and sexy ugly pony
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>>12283145
Get your fanon out of here, you brony.
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>>12283137
Whatever. It seems like she's gonna be important next season.
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>>12283099
>boxing horse is already replace with the next thing


i will allow it, i like this new one
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Remember Cloydes?
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>>12283137
>ancient horse genes
>implying that she isn't just mixed race
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>>12283099
Very sneakily

I'd probably have to go in all purple, because that is the sneakiest color.
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>You'll never be a stallion's wife
>Who's in the Royal Guard
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>>12283137
Oh, I know she's a shit tier pony, she ruined a GOOD episode in 1 minute.
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>>12283158
But we've never called anyone sugartits
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Given the choice would you marry a pony?
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I drew a pony today.
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>>12283155
those are stallions feet they use in the show
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>>12283099
but i bet she could find s'more
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>>12283163
I dont know about important, but she'll be in an episode and that's good enough for me.
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>>12283186
shut up sugardick
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>>12283173

I deliberately sat out a ban to escape mlpg for a while when Cloydes was made up.

I never connected with that shitty fanfic.
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>>12283189
liar
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>>12283187
yes

what are the downsides
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>>12283186

Not that specific phrase. But he goes around sexually harassing everyone he sees.

This is how anons would react if put into Equestria.
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>>12283077
>>12283126
i like where this is going.

>someone already posted that derpy milf story cap

The fuck?
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>>12283189
10/10
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>>12283198
Wanna bet she'll ruin Scoot's most important episode?
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>>12283206
It's Fluttershy
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>>12283169
Actually I think punchhorse and s'morse came about around the same time. I just don't draw much and I seem to be kind of a sleeper in terms of general visibility.
how can I fix that? It's kinda getting on my nerves, but I don't like the idea of being an attention whore.
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>>12283126
>hugging her as she cries herself out, her face buried in your chest
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>>12283190
>stallion
Where else would the graham crackers go?
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>>12283207
Well of course we sexually harass everyone we see, we have privileges
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http://i.imgur.com/0wHF9S5.jpg
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>>12283236
Ears

So you can nibble them.
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>>12283145
>I bet you think she's a terrible mother too.
It's hard to be a mother when she doesn't even have a kid.
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>>12283236
graham cracker wings
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>>12283236
>open this image
>smell lots of chocolate
unf and mmmmmmmm
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>>12283124
Was it the snails x loli twist?
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Suddenly, the mane 6 turns into ghosts! What do you do?
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http://i.imgur.com/ysABp7V.png
For the anon from last thread
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>>12283261
But it's earthhorse
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>>12283218
Wanna bet that I'll have to trash you for talk shit about mai waifu
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>>12283181
>tfw Celestia will never turn you into a mare and hand you off as a gift to one of the mane 6
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>>12283253
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>>12283187
I love Pinkie Pie but I couldnt imagine being married to her

>the two of you are still just starting out and live together in the same room above sugar cube corner
>you're able to get a job hthere two
>the two of you spend all day together
>and night
>every day
>in close quarters
>together
>forever
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>>12283273
This will do very nicely later
Thanks
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>>12283187
I would marry Twilight.
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al ca-pone

get it
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If you don't post a stallion within the next 5 minutes I'll delete the thread
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You have been tasked with babbysitting the crusaders

When you enter their clubhouse, you find them like this. what do?
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>>12283305
pls no
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Can negrodash, negrodash the negrodash?
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>>12283270
Avenge their deaths and bring those responsible to justice
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>>12283305
Cutest stallion
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Man, I can't believe some artists get way more attention than me. It's probably for the best since I am terrible at drawing. I'm so depressed I think I'll quit art forever.
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>>12283270
Ghost sex!
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>>12283305
Don't do anything drastic now
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>>12283278
I thought I ruined her for you.

Am I going to have to commission her getting her ass reamed?
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>>12283312
turn one degree and walk away
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fuck off
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>tfw darf is ded
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>>12283325
This is some advanced form of shtiposting
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Does anyone have the 4chan imgur shower extension?
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>>12283312
Introduce them to Nurgle's loving embrace of decay
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>>12283305
that pone is a very show-ruining pone
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>>12283312
break out my miniature army which I carry with me at all times and play a few games
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>>12283342
He's too good for us.
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>>12283344
What would that make him, a double-ascended shitposter?
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>>12283305
If you don't post a 3 pictures of best pony, followed by 2 pictures of worst pony and 5 pictures of 3rd best pony within 5 minutes I'll delete the thread.
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>>12283324

why is this boy horse so cute
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>>12283377
Impossible. You don't have the password. Only I do.
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>>12283386
because you like to suck dicks
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>>12283312
Become Kharn the Betrayer.
"I'M THE NEW BABYSITTER!"
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>>12283386
His everything

he seriously needs more art. And the other mail ponies too.
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>>12283397
I'll guess until I get it right.
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>>12283312

Let the purging of the heretics begin.
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>>12283305
Faggot ass nigger
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>>12283411
I love the idea of a blood-crazed beserker being forced to watch over those 3
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>>12283344
I actually wanted to see if I would get more attention from shitposting than from drawing. So far it's been a complete success. I can see why all the other artists do it now.
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SCAREDEST PONE
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>>12283420
>no one will never draw Derpy and Care Package delivering each other birthday presents
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>>12283468
OH GOD ITSAPONYAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12283411
>Forgetting the video.
Way to go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVcdLPqoHg
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>>12283456

This image is indicative of how useless Zerkers are in 6th when not on the charge.
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>>12283478
oh my goodness

this is just 2cute
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>>12283456
Poor berzerker picked the short straw I see.
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>>12283478
You could just draw them fucking, that's just as good.
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>>12283493
the gifts they exchange are penis and butthole just what the other wanted!
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>naniki has his computer back
>so he is being a super fag to make up for lost time

jeezus this is hell following him, but i guess it is my own fault in a way
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Would pony be offended if I asked if I could lick her vagina?
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>>12283529
aaaand, the magic is dead
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>>12283478
Inky did this, but we seriously need it.

or more of them together in general.
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>>12283536
No.
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You are given Fizzle to look after for the day.

What do?
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>>12283546
>>12283478
There's Derpy delivering something to herself, how about that?
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Pone messed up
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>>12283569

Force him to watch straight porn.
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>>12283569
follow his parent's instructions to the letter and make sure he gets plenty of bedrest

with no fortification of any kind
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>>12283579
What'd she do this time?
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>>12283569
Reenact St. George and the dragon
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>>12283569
what do you mean "given"? hand it back
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>>12283493
Wait until they get lost delivering it to each other, only to find the other's dropped package and return it to them back home.
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>>12283569
Lament how I got stuck with some shitty BG one shot instead of a pony
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You are given Rumble to look after for the day. Flitter is out getting her hair did.

What do?
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>>12283578
Those ponies are really badly drawn.
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>>12283590
Stole the hearts of millions
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>>12283596
holy shit

I can't handle this cute
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>>12283569
Probably learn what he likes to do and see if it's fun for the both of us.
Hopefully he's a buttslut.
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>>12283569
Give someone else the responsibility.
I don't care for dragons.
Spike only
No items
Final destination
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>>12283603
Sexual.
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>>12283603
Let him play with robot toys
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>>12283603
spend all day reporting shitposts in mlpg
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>>12283603
Fuck cloud chaser.
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>>12283603
Go to the arcade and play Wonder-Racer!
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>>12283608
She should give them back.
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QUICK POST YOUR SKYPE
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>>12283603
Give him a NOOGIE and then let him out to play with his friends.
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>>12283638
But I don't have one.
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>>12283603
So am I cloudchaser in this situation? It's obvious, I spend the rest of the day masturbating to myself.
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>>12283638
>tfw no skype
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You are given Pinkie Pie to look after for the day. She takes out her futa cock and cums in the nearest corner.

What do?
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>>12283638
Why?
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>>12283638
why?
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>>12283607
this feels like ross. the capital and period at the end of the shitpost is a strong ross indicator. also ross is the type of person to get extremely mad at art related bullshit the average person doesnt care about.
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>>12283638
>having that cancerous program anywhere near your computer

lyl
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>>12283663
You asked this yesterday, please go
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>>12283663
well, I mean, as long as she's settled down now
I'll go get a mop
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>>12283634
Pony doesn't want to!
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>tfw Ross is ded
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>>12283603
Ask him to teach me the ways of pony threesomes.
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>>12283663
Push her face into it and force her to lick it up
Then snowball it
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>>12283663
Get a glass and hope her magic pony cream will turn me into a pony
that she can pour her 250mL in
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>>12283603

Give him some spare bitz from my hyperspace hyperwars bitz box and show him how to model and paint them.

Put him on a long road of money wasting.
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>>12283638
It's mlpgartist.
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>>12283638
>i don't have skype
>none of my friends have skype

But we all have beards
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>>12283638

tex.draws
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>>12283569
cutest dragon
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>>12283690
He went to /v/ to draw sonic fanart. Not even kidding. It's actually pretty decent too, he just can't do humans or ponies worth a shit.
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>>12283675
>the capital and period at the end
You mean fucking PUNCTUATION? The thing that everyone knows?
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>>12283607
Not mine, but I have to say they're not as bad as yours. Why do you think nobody liked your fucking art?
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>>12283701
do your beards allow you to communicate telepathically
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>>12283697
Right in the fetishes
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>>12283663
don't do that
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>>12283663
Who does that shit. How can she just come into my dominion and cum in it
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>>12283663
http://imgur.com/afntlGA

if pinkie cant control her horse boners in my house then she must wear a horse condom at all times.
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>>12283701
Joke's on you, I have a skype AND a beard.
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would you?
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>>12283717
yes
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>>12283738
Tied with a frilly little ribbon and ordered not to cum until told.
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>>12283627
Shit sorry man.
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>>12283745
Meh, I got fallout equestria.
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> 3

It's happening

http://l4d3.ru/
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>>12283708
Red Ribbon taking the Double Dragon D

Or pegging Fizzle
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>>12283701
i wish i was in a group of beard friends. the normals just dont understand.
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>>12283717
Sounds like someone's never had a beard before.
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>>12283741
me too
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>>12283662
>tfw no Ha Haha Haha ha ha ha
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>>12283778
>.ru
>Not porn
Malware here we come.
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>>12283778
>ru
Its time
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>>12283778
SAME FUCKING ENGINE
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>>12283778
>.ru
not trusting it as far as I can throw it
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>>12283778
IT IS PRESENTLY OCCURRING
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>>12283714
>implying
All my drawings are so great. I am basically a modern day Dali. You just don't understand real art.
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>>12283808
>Source 2

>>12283778
>.ru
Beyond doubtful
But Valve did release Source before HL2

It might make sense that they'd release a simple game before their new opus again
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>>12283776
>Fluttershy will never decide to move in with you
>You will never see her belongings put neatly away next to yours
>You will never be doing the dishes and discover a little coffee mug that says "yay!"
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Would not jerking off every day help my beard grow?
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What would pone think of beards

Would pone be aroused by beards
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>>12283778
>source^2
I really doubt this is going to be true, but holy shit I would pay double for this stuff.
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>>12283687
But they don't belong to her.
How would pony feel if I stole her heart?
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>>12283701
>tfw only a mustache.
>A glorious handebar mustache.
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>>12283851
Jerking off every day in your youth permanently stunted your beard growth.
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>>12283854
Pony would probably wonder why the rest of your body isn't covered in hair.
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>>12283776
>>12283848
I'd actually die if I got to see a sleepy Fluttershy every morning
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OK I'm in Equestria finally.

Where are all you guys? I'm pretty sure I'm in that one western town from Last Roundup so it might take a while for me to get to you.
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>>12283837
So? I do understand real shit, and that is what you produced. Are you telling me I don't know shit?
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Speaking of Left for dead Does anyone want to play
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>>12283877
But IT IS
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>>12283877
but it is they're very small and not very noticeable
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>>12283878
She seems like an early riser. If anything she'd be seeing a sleepy YOU every morning.

>"I made breakfast!"
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>>12283901
we're all in dogeland now

humans are banned from equestria for life
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>>12283860
You already did
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>>12283906
i might
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>>12283917
You're still a human? Oh...
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>>12283901
Someone needs to post the map, we'll help direct you to ponyville.
Good luck anon, Equestria is a dangerous place in most areas.
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>>12283917
>being a human
>not a hedgehog

What did you do wrong maaaan
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>>12283901
How many white dwarf stars did you need to keep the portal open?
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>>12283913
If she's an early riser, it's because Angel wakes her up. Sometimes because he's hungry, sometimes just because he's a dick.
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>>12283937
I don't need a map, I'm right next to the train station. I just need to know what town to buy a ticket for.
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We're so beb
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>>12283970
Pony Town
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Pony butt.
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>>12283971
MT please.
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>>12283970
Canterlot.
Tell us what you see on the train.
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>>12283778
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>12283971
>Wanna play connect four?
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>>12283923
Well


We need more than one person
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>>12283979
Purple cheeks
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>>12283979
Butt pony
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I'm a spacer pony
don't you worry about me
I don't want to hurt you
I just want to love you
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>>12283992
it's a ruse, endii. the ru stands for ruse.
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>>12283979
Oh my
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>>12283992
Don't open that, Gabe can't count to 3 anyway.
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>>12284013
that's a pretty neat rule of thumb
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>>12283992
Fishnets soon?
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deep inside i am a pony
but that pony identifies as a man
and that man identifies as a transexual
with a horse cock
and the cock identifies as a vagina
a changeling vagina
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>>12284056
bcs pls
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Lets spend the night together
Lets work the night together
Lets go night clubbing right now! now! now! now!
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>>12284013
>>12284028
I will give him my eternal love you do not understand how fucking hyped I got when i saw that post.
>>12284041
Mayb
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>>12283997
I should warn you Dash, I've never lost a game of connect four.
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What if Twilight loses her wings during the S4 premiere?

Would you be ok with that?
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Here's the faceplant pony someone asked for in the last thread. I accidentally inked the outline of the magic sleep-Z bubble, and it looks off to me.

Criticism please

It came out bad, and I do not like it.
>>
If I stare at a picture of pony for a couple hours and then go to bed will I dream about pony?
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>>12284080
No
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>>12284080
Unbelievably.
If she told princess Celestia that she never wanted to be one the show would be redeemed, but that won't ever happen.
Every little girl wants to be a princess for a day.
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>>12284080
I'd feel that they caved to pressure or did it because they couldn't figure out how to make it work, so I'd be disappointed after thinking it would be happening for 9 months.
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>>12284080
Won't happen, the released animatics already confirm that she has them for good.
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>>12284074
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She is dancing in the streets all night
She is merging with the city lights
She can cheat you or can be your guide
She's a spirit of the night

She's a spirit of the night
She kneels me down
She kneels me down
I wear a plastic crown
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>>12284098
Not bad.

I was thinking more of a "face on floor" faceplant, but thats cute.
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>>12284115
What if she offers Scootaloo a wing transplant later in the season?
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>>12284101
Do what I do

>hook laptop up to TV with HDMI cable
>pick episodes you like and put them on a loop in VLC
>fall asleep to the TV playing episodes
>dreams constantly bombarded by familiar pony voices

I dream about ponies every night, and since I'm 20, it's always sexy dreams.
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>>12284109
>First two episodes of s4 is her rejecting her alicornity
>Just as she looks to dismiss her title and her new wings she solves someone's problem using her new powers
>More ponies come to her for help
>Lesson about accepting responsibility and growing up
>Wink to brownies
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>>12284133
I'm no doctor but that sounds bad for your sleep cycle
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>>12284161
That's nothing, I came up with this awesome idea in high school where I would set my alarm at 3am every day.

I did it so i'd wake up, look at the clock and think how good it is that I still have 3 and a half more hours till I need to get up.
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>>12284133
I tried something similar to that for about a year. I just left all the episodes on a loop on my computer and wore my headphones to bed. Only ever had one pony thing in a dream though. It was just a picture of Pinkie. I think I was just on my computer in my dream.
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>>12284190

I now have huge insomnia problems.
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>>12284190
You get less quality sleep that way, because you interrupt your rem cycle.
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>you're really slow at this anon
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>>12284220
B4
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>>12284161
No way. I know a couple who used to fall asleep to their Friends DVD's every night. The end result is they know that show entirely too well.
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>>12284220
if no one else was going to I was thinking of doing it
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>>12284117
let's not eat up all the images, yeah?
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>>12284220
Sorry, I just enjoy the squelching sound every time I bottom out in you.
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>>12284234
Make a thread on the sub for it.
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>>12284234
I guess so
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What is the top speed of a pony?
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>sleep discussion
Here
http://sleepyti.me/
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>>12284265
2.3
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>>12284265
Mach 10
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>>12284209
Actually depending on when you went to bed it wouldn't be that bad. There's a point in the middle of the night where you'll wake up and be fairly-alert but obviously still sleepy for 15 minutes to half an hour before falling back asleep for the other 4 hours. Apparently it's a good time for fuckin' if you aren't sleeping alone.

My genius system for being awake in the morning was setting one alarm half an hour before I actually needed to wake up that I was allowed to shut off immediately and doze off, then a second alarm when I actually needed to be up. It actually works pretty damn well, though I don't need to do it anymore.
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is derpibooru down for anyone else?
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>>12284265
PONY!
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Any fanfics (or fapfics) MLPG is reading? I'm reading that old Derpy/Top fic Pacce did way back (someone linked it in a Derpy thread) and damn it I want more of it since it's too damn adorable. Specially the "sex" scene (if you can call it that)

Here's a link to it if anyone's interested.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8176865/1/Didn-t-See-That-Coming
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>>12284265
This baby can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
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>>12284301
yes
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>>12284278
Huh, that looks useful
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>>12284305
>humanized
and nah, my log's pretty empty now after finishing that one long Lyra fic
>>
my tumblr is telling me I've gotten 16 new followers in the last three days, but a manual count tells me I've had 27 new followers in the last 24 hours or so alone. What's the deal with this?
>>
Magic and mystery...
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>>12284348
looks like you have a serious ghost problem
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Anyone have high quality scans for the Sunset Shimmer comic?
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>>12284348
Tumblr is a terribly-made website
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>>12284341
It's still really cute. i say give it a shot.
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>>12284278
I suddenly feel like reading through Renne Quest again. Anyone know if that flash version of it is still being worked on?
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>>12284348
No one nose
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>>12284301

It's not down, just the name server having problems resolving.

Use its ip to connect
http://37.59.21.137/
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I actually can't find an answer for how fast a pony can run.
Only horses
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>>12284394
FUCKING HELL please tell me he's making his face like that on purpose...
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>>12284421
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>>12284305
Doing background pony and digging through my disgustingly large backlog well into the triple digits
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>>12284377
I can't sign in

derpibooru a shit
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And here I was, planning on not fapping for a day or two.
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>>12284406
Under 30mph apparently since Icelandic Horses, which are rather small but powerful, manage that but are considerably larger than ponies on the show.
This is assuming pegasus don't apply.
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>>12284427
That's a "no" huh? Actually, focusing on the face like that is making me laugh for some reason, but still
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>>12284454
>Making a fanfic of a character we know nothing about other than some basic design details
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>>12284133
>VLC
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>>12284454
>maretropolis

Man I love the word mare. It just sounds so nice.

Mare.
Mare~
MARE.
mareee.

Not like that ugly word woman, ugh.
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>>12284454
He couldn't come up with a fucking better name than Trick Turner, and he can't even spell it right?
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>>12284364
I think it's still being done but there hasn't been an update in a while
The guy working on it posts about it occasionally
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>>12284483
Not marelevolent?
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>tfw you copy a pose so bad you're afraid to post it because people will call you out
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>>12284305
I'm going through a bunch of TF fapfics
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>>12284348
What the fuck are you complaining about?
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>>12284515
Post it anyway, I promise I won't laugh or ridicule.
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>>12284516
anything with humiliation / TF?
I could use a good read
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>>12284496
That kinda hurt to read too, indeed..
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maryland looks like a beat-up oklahoma.
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>>12284516
Any of them not on fimfiction?
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>>12284534
No. I trashed it because I might as well have traced it.
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>>12284348
>tfw people starting posting how many followers they have
>tfw artists you love and respect have a quater of your followers
I feel unworthy of my followers....
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>>12284098
You remind me of lamezone.
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>>12284478
MPC a shit

Why would you use Windows only software
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MLP:FiM is better than expected and I like the designs, but many shows are better.
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>>12284074
>"i've always made the first move in connect four"

Fixed that four you.
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>>12284576
Then stop doing fanart/porn?
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>>12284576
>no one will ever love and respect you
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>>12284604
>Why would you use Windows only software

...if you use windows?

There's linux players that do the same thing.
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>>12284576
Do you run an askblog or something? Or just art?
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>>12284236
>Sorry, I just enjoy the squelching sound every time I bottom out in you.
How the hell does anon think vaginas work?
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>>12284607
I don't think anyone here would debate you on that

Though I definitely enjoy it more than TOS. I just couldn't do it.
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>>12284628

Elizabeth reminds me of Rarity.

I would gladly eat both of their assholes out.
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>>12283335
>mfw someone used my cap
I don't even care if they weren't using it to respond to anybody it still feels like I contributed
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>>12284576
Plug them, do a drawing of them and tell your followers to check them out
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>>12284539
>>12284558
I'm just going through the stuff on TF general.
Currently on Zephyr
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>>12284638
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>>12284576
>Don't do hardly jack shit.
>Still manage to get 75 followers.

I don't even.
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>>12284638
holy shit anon

shes your daughter.
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>>12284629
I'm sure there are a lot of misconceptions about vaginas since no one here has even touched a female.
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>>12284637

Star Trek TOS can be very cheesy. But when it's good (see here: >>12284607) it's great.
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The most notes I've ever had was 12

Brony famous amirite
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>>12284655
>holy shit anon
>shes your daughter.

1. I've never played the game.
2. I'm not the protagonist from the game, if you haven't noticed.
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>>12284652

Protest all you want, I'm still giving that asshole a lick Rarity.
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>>12284607
>no trouble with tribbles
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What if having sex with ponies is just like real horses?

Their pussies make incredibly farting sounding noises and they start to shit themselves uncontrollably?

Would you still do it?
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>>12284717
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>>12284720
Take another look, yo
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>>12284655
fuck anon, I have not had a chance to play that game. Way to spoil me
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>>12284629
Mare vaginas make lots of loud squelching sounds, I have video proof
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>>12284653
Oh god that exactly.
>post a couple of pictures
>60 followers
>stop doing anything for a while
>they are all still there
>delete everything
>they are all still there

Only WolfNanaki unfollwed me. I think its just like deviantArt all over again though. People just follow you and then completely forget.
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>>12284690
>I'm not the protagonist from the game

Through one of the doors, you are.
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>>12284735
I missed it the first time around

my bad
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>>12284730
I'm not seeing how that makes things worse.
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>>12284730
that's exactly what I do when I have sex or talk to people
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>>12284730
>they start to shit themselves uncontrollably?
Horses don't actually do this

And if they did I'd make sure they shat first.
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WHY IS THE BEACON STILL APPLE HORSE.

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.
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Rarity would look nice with black hair, but only if she was a human

I like to think that pony hair colors have analogues for human hair colors and that there should be a guide to humanizing hair

>purples, dark blues - blacks of varying shiny/oily
>greens - dirty blondes of varying darkness (looks green in the sunlight)
>pinks - strawberry blonde
>wacky neon shit = dyed
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>TOS

Which episode is the one where they run into Abraham Lincoln's talking head in the middle of space?
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>>12284769
The pilot of Adventure Time
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>>12284766
Because we're apples to the core.
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>>12284730
>wash and shampoo horse
>clean horsecunt and asshole with a warm washcloth
>fuck horse
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>his favorite pony isn't rainbow dash
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>>12284787

They already start to wink when you clean them
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if your waifu was kebab what would you do
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>>12284730
As long as it made her feel good, I'd be into it.
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>>12284730
what if having sex with humans is just like real chimpanzees?

their pussies are full of diseases and they throw shit at you if they don't cum first

would you still do it?
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What if ponies were coloured like actual ponies?
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>>12284796

You're damn right she's not.

I don't waifu cunts
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>you will never get an apple from Applejack
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>>12284810
remove waifu
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>>12284743
Or you do something you thought was a waste of effort and you get a bunch of likes for it.

It's like, 'wait, you like that?! I-I was just wasting time on that!'
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>>12284760
>You will never yell at Rainbow Dash to take a shit first if she wanted to engage in intercourse
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>>12284768
Derpy is a realistic horse, grey mares with blonde manes/tails are pretty common.
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One day I'll be brony famous

Then I just have to announce I'm playing a game and flocks of people will want to play with me

;_;
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>>12284829
>But I dont have to go!
>minutes later during sex
>DAMMIT RAINBOW
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>>12284769
>Which episode is the one where they run into Abraham Lincoln's talking head in the middle of space?

Probably season 3 when the series got really stupid.
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>>12284829
Oh I'm sure she'd take that really well.
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>>12284810
remove
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>>12284817
Do you even watch the show?
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>>12284817
I would still love them
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>>12284846
That was one of the first episodes I saw. The other one I remember is where Spock communicates with the Horta. Are TNG and the like any good?
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>>12284855
No, I mean if NONE of the ponies were pastel coloured.
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>>12284849
>"FINE, I didn't want to have sex anyway"
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>>12284845
>>12284849
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>>12284828
Yeah, the less effort you put into something, the more everyone loves it. I couldn't stand drawing shitty sketches without any color or shading though. It didn't make me feel any good.
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>>12284820
>he doesn't enjoy the best poni for her unadultered entertainment value mixed with touching heartfelt moments

How does it feel to be a pleb among plebs? I bet you don't even watch this show.
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>>12284867

TOS
Next Generation
Deep Space 9

All of those are good. But there's varying quality all over the place. TNG for instance was started right when there was a writer's strike and season 1 was awful. S3+ are great.

Voyager
Enterprise

Bad. Although you can find a good episode here or there for those two.
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>>12284829
>implying Dashie wouldn't be so nervous when having sex that she takes all the necessary precautions before having sex
>she has a box of enemas in her closet just for the occassion
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>>12284899
go back to /g/ miles
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>>12284913
I thought miLes like panka pa
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I feel the ded
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>>12284948
WE'RE IN THE LAAAND OF THE DEAD!
HECK BOY AIN'T IT GRAND!?
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What if there was a VA level silent pony episode that relied completely on expressions and BG music to convey emotions and the story?
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ANON IS ASLEEP
POST PURPLE
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remember when Fluttershy was in that box
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HEY

PONIES AREN'T REAL
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>>12284972
That would be fucking sweet.
But it'll never happen.
Even if it did, there would need to be some sort of reason for them not to talk.
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>>12284998
Of course not. Nothing so perfect could ever really exist.
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>>12284948
lel babies
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>>12285001
focal character is a deaf pony
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>>12284975
Yeah...
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>>12285001
>that one episode of the office where they played the silent game for 14 minutes just to beat a record
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HEY

ANONYMOUS ISN'T REAL
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>>12284998
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
PROVE IT.
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>>12284972
I think they consider the silent movie tribute to be done already after MMMMystery on the Friendship Express
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>>12285019
That...could work.
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>>12284998
That's why I'm becoming a pony. I already have 5 50 gallon drums filled with beautiful velvet pony skin and various anatomy. When the time is right, I shall construct a suit out of the gifts given to me by the ponies I've killed. I shall lube my feeble human structure with vaseline and slip into the skin, and my new life. I'll then sew my new body up from the inside and escape from the confines of wretched human "civil society" and live amongst my brothers and sisters in the wilderness.

I shall anally dominate any stallions who dare challenge my power and girth, and will be swimming in moist filly pussy all day. My girth will fill the wombs of many-a-mares with my warm human/pony hybrid seed, spawning a new species. This man-pony will proceed to dominate the entire earth as the weak humans fall between our hooves.

And as the last city is reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble, I shall gaze down upon the last human and put an end to his miserable life. And a new era will dawn.
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>>12285033
Deep down inside, we are all namefags.
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>>12285033
OH SH-
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what if there was an episode of pony where all the ponies were having a sleepover at pinkie pie's house, and the whole episode was just them sleeping
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>>12284974
Anon isn't asleep.
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>>12285049
wtf
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>>12285043
It would have been more like a Looney Tunes tribute where all the actions on screen are accentuated heavily through music and exaggerated animation.
Mmmystery was a bad episode.
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>>12285041
I've never seen one up close is all I'm saying.
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>>12282552
I want to cuddle up with twilight sparkle and read the gentoo handbook together
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Twilight - Spock
Applejack - Kork
Fluttershy - Bones
Rainbow Dash - Scot
Rarity - Uhura
Pinkie - Sulu
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Pony just squirted on your leg.
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>>12285112
Ne she didn't. She doesn't even exist.
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>>12285022
fluttershy is a very excitable horse
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>>12285104
But Twist is the one who uses gentoo
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>>12285063
Sorry, dear, I was finishing this report. You should have said something, I though you were still finishing your paperwork.
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>>12285112
What the fuck pony.

Go take care of that in the bathroom or some shit.
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>there's new DJ Acid art out
>you're not fapping to it
Fucking plebs, all of you.
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>>12285112
That could be either a good thing or a bad thing
What is the situation?
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>old horse ded
b-but scoots...
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>>12285140
le shitposting faec
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>>12285111
>Applejack - Kork
I kind of think that's a typo, because I don't see Applejack as being the kind of alpha Kirk was and I haven't seen enough Star Trek to be absolutely sure that Kork was never a character
Applejack respects the tradition of family and would never sleep around outside of marriage
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>>12285140
link
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Someone mentioned l4d2 earlier and I don't think anything came of it.

Anyone here want to play it? O-or awesomenauts, SR3, o-or something
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>>12285112
She's trying to assert her dominance as rightful alpha male. Squirt back!
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>>12285140
I just fapped to a story based on a season 4 villain we know nothing about.
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>>12285140
There are so many better monstergirl-style OCs out there.
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>>12285140
My fetishes span many many categories, if you think some generic futa macro shit is worth my fucking time or anyone who has more fetishes than EA would like to count, then you need to check your own taste, pleb.
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>>12285160
is it good
can you link it
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>>12285140
DJ Acid is a really terrible OC, its anthro, and its really badly drawn. Why would I ever fap to that? Its what I would think about if I didn't want to get a boner.
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>>12285157
whats your gamertag?
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>>12285151
Yes, typo.

How is AJ not alpha as fuck?
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>>12285146
can't you guys keep going here, spoiled?
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>>12285104
>not the openBSD documentation

why are you still using terrible bsd clones like gentoo anon

portage is slow, bloated, and written in a terrible scripting language
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Would you live in your favorite pony's thousand year Reich?
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>>12285188
>gamertag
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>>12285192
NO

NOT IN A LIVE THREAD
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>>12285157
never played l4d2, and i'm terrible at awesomenauts

don't have sr3 installed
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>>12285095
I know this is heresy here, but I don't hate any episode. Sure, it was totally wrong to have them do what they did, but it's just a setup for an episode to show a couple different styles. It only makes people mad because they take the show too seriously.
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>>12284975
>>12285022
>>12285123
Would you carry around Fluttershy in a box if she had a panic attack?
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>>12285156
http://angelthecatgirl.tumblr.com/post/56211324859/
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>>12285146
>>12285192
>>12285208
WE'RE DOING IT LIVE
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>>12285188
Xx_Ponekillaz420_xX
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>>12285188
[MLG]{NLR}666h0rs3fux0r666
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>>12285232
FUCKING THING SUCKS
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>>12285222
Sure
If she starts feeling better I can pop the top off and she can sit up in it as I carry her around
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>>12285189
I just don't think Applejack would be so promiscuous as Kirk
Family is very important to her and I while I don't believe she'd necessarily condemn that lifestyle she certainly wouldn't adopt it
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>>12285188
~~~~XLUNAISMYWAIFUX~~~~
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>>12285192
There is a... crafty solution, you see.
Simply... spoiler your posts. It's not like we all haven't seen it before. Huge, black, ominous chunks of text almost always hold something... saucy.
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>>12285188
Do you have the PC version or am I being led on a ruse cruise
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>>12285227
I can't fap to pictures.
I need a scenario.
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>>12285188
Euphoric_Trans_Brony666
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>>12285140
I'd like that shit more if it wasn't macro
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>>12285249
>Granny Smith dies
>Apple Bloom moves away
>Big Mac gets married to Cheerilee and spends his time with her
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>>12285194
>GNU/Linux
>A BSD clone
NIGGA PLS
PLS

BSD is just clone of UNIX
A clone with barely any improvements

GNU > BSD
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>>12285222
There's not much I wouldn't do for Fluttershy.
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>>12285146
is someone capping it so far?
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>>12285123
Hey Fluttershy!
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>>12285222
Yes.
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>>12285233
>>12285234
>>12285252
>>12285265
wtf guys cut it out
If anyone wants to play L4D2 on xbox with me my GT is DigestingZebra
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>>12285276
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>>12285275
>human
nah
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>>12285227
Boring
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>>12285262
/unf/ is still around, I promise.
Take it there.
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>>12285262
i dont know where this started, but i laugh everytime.
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>>12285284
>L4D2 on xbox
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>>12285271
don't say things like that anon, Applejack will always have her family.
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>>12285287
>caring

If it's good/decent, it needs a cap.
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>>12285227
Eh, but I'd still her.
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>>12285286
Jesus Christ all I did was call your name, quit fucking humping me!
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>>12285272
>Gentoo
>Not a shit attempt at making a terrible minix clone and some poorly written clones of standard unix tools more like BSD
>using python, the worst thing you could ever write a package manager in
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>>12285297
>Wrirry Wronka and the chacorate facurtuu
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>>12285301
>Applejack starts breeding with every male she meets

I like this
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>>12285284
>vore implications
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>>12285301
>Always have her family
Because that worked out real well for her parents
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>>12285222
I'd wrap her up in a little bundle like a baby too if she wanted
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Tex is fine. I'm sure he still posts as anon. Just doesn't want to draw.
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>>12285327
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>>12285327
pony has needs anon
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>>12284932
>>12285075
>"Hey, get your hand out of there, mijo."
>both hands are off
>"...That's not your hand, is it?"
>you dumbly shake your head as if she can see
>with some resolve, you place your palms over her hands against the shower door, eliciting a surprised gasp from her as you press up against her
>she pleasantly pushes back against you, the soft yet muscle-toned swell of her rear squashed against your lap
>your naked, wet member caught between her cheeks


>"You gonna ask for permission?"
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>>12285271
>>12285301
She'll be pretty busy as an alicorn princess anyway.
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>>12285348
Tex is dead anon. The sooner you accept it the better.
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>>12285327
>soldier and fluttershy bonding over a mutual love of raccons
I need this

now
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>tfw pony will never tell you that you're handsome
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>>12285348
but he was the best artist here anon

MLPG is ded without him
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>>12285348
>>12285361

tex why did you delete me
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>>12285272
Unix doesn't need improving nigga

Unix is like rarity, always perfect. Linux is like twilight sparkle, shitty with shitty fans and shitty improvements.
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>>12285354
Every time her vagina hits the floor it sticks to it like a plunger
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>>12285355
GO TO THE SUB OR WAIT FOR US TO DIE
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>>12285365
i spent hours checking to see if there was porn of that oc so i could play its voice clip while fapping
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>>12285355
Put the spoiler after the fucking >
Since apparently you can't find /unf/
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>>12285355
Roll your hips against hers and whisper in her ear.
"Please let me fuck you."
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>>12285376
http://free-loops.com/6355-plunging-toilet.html
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>>12285372
>Unix is like rarity, always perfect.
Yeah, always perfectly awful.
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>>12285376
She has the loosest vag
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>>12285332
that's not what I said at all
that sort of thing is totally hot but only when it's at least conceivably in character of them to do so, otherwise why does it matter that it's Applejack
>>12285343
that was uncalled for
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Your ponimouto/coltouto just had a bad dream and wants to sleep with you in your bed.
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And, once again, MLPG: ERP Theatre is... open for business.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rmM0ahZzWuc

>You will never silence ComicCon in two seconds.
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>>12285420
No Anon. Ponies don't exist.
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>>12285420
But I am their bed
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>>12285420
Poor Tootsie Flute. Did Twist turn her down even in her dreams?
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>>12285420
I don't have any of those things
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>>12285425
Wanna do TF, Will?
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>>12285402
the fact that it's not something she would do makes it even hotter
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>>12285402
Want to come over and see the FAMILY, well play FAMILY games and have FAMILY conversations with your par.....oh
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>>12285170
>monstergirl OCs
what I came as quick as I could
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God save the princess
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>>12285438
What's wrong with you?
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>>12285328
>>12285372
>Implying GNU and Linux haven't completely superseded BSD apart from ZFS

I can't wait until Debian gets decent ZFS support
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>>12285462
We're too beb for this, GG
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>>12285452
I can't understand that point of view, but whatever floats your boat man. Just saying I won't be playing along with that particular blacktext adventure.
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>>12285483
Beds are expensive.
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>>12285428
>puts finger to his lips
>dead silence
Holy tits.
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>>12285494
too beb for what, anon
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>>12285462

Do any of your monstergirls art GG?

Do they make up OCs and ship them with ponies?
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>>12285494
Being slow just means he can take over the whole thread.
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>>12285482
>People sitting outside the hospital waiting for the baby
And I thought Americans were a sad bunch
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>>12285509
>Do any of your monstergirls art GG?
>Do they make up OCs and ship them with ponies?
yes and yes
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>>12285508
Nothing can revive us

Except more guys in make up

And crossdressing
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>>12285433
Then you should wrap your arms around them and hold them close in case they have another one, so they'll feel safe in your arms.
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>>12285508
Goodbye horses
It's been nice
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>>12285499
He must actually be Loki...
Whelp.
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What if pony hugged you and refused to let go?
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>>12285537
Nah, I think I'll just lock pony in the basement so they can face their fears.
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>>12285398

$ cat >> /etc/hosts << EOF
10.0.0.4 yourmom
^D
$ ssh root@yourmom
password:
# touch /dev/*
# fsck /dev/anus
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>>12285355
>your dim recollection of spanish class brings forth the correct translation for please, but for once you hold your tongue
>she feels amazing; dick squished between her ass you begin to grind against her, the soapy lather providing more than enough lubrication to get plenty of motion going
>it's even better once she starts rocking her hips against your own motion, and you can feel heat on your cock even as the shower water goes from lukewarm to cool
>Scootaloo balls her hands into fists and you curl your fingers around them, noting how small her hands are before moving down her arms to go for her tits, and she pulls back from the glass door, letting your fingers cup her right breast, fingers parted by her stiffening nipple.
>you vaguely remember that Scootaloo asked you a question, and with a squeeze of her tits ask her for a repeat, because it's slipped your mind already
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>>12285526
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which human pone would be best kisser
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>>12285557
I would get a pry bar
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>>12285499
That's no more impressive then Tara getting bronies to sing twilightlicious
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>>12285520

GG pls draw Panka playing with Caimon
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>>12285428
What a cool promo stunt
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>>12285361
>Tex is dead anon. The sooner you accept it the better.

I bet you anything this is actually Tex posting this.
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>>12285571
Rarity because experience.
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>>12285571
>human
pass
>pony
Rarity knows how to work her tongue the best but Dash would give you big sloppy ones.
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>>12285557
Hug back.
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>>12285355
>>12285564
seriously
piss the fuck off
no one wants to deal with your shitty excuse of a 'story'
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>>12285571
Twist
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>>12285557
I would be very okay with this.

We need more huggy pones.
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>>12285564
pinch her nipple between your finger and thumb
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>>12285571
cadence
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>>12285571
>human

nope
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>>12285580
Fans will be stupid, no matter which fandom. And they say ours is the worse when they're no different
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>>12285613
speak for yourself, asshole
I'm reading
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>>12285595
I'm pretty sure I'm not Tex.
My art sucks.
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>>12285613
Nah
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>>12285625
>>12285609
What's wrong with human ponies? I thought they were fine here (outside EG)
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>>12285571
Twist
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>>12285640
inb4 someone says that makes it even more likely
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>>12285624
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>>12285557
I would carry pone with me every where
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>>12285647
I've never liked humanized ponies, never saw the point.
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>>12285631
Its just that all their fandoms are culturally acceptable now because of le nerd culture.
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God I wish I were turned into a pony.

Getting use to the heat cycles,take lewd pictures and post them on mlpg and cuddle up next to an anon who plays with my hair calling me cute names.
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GG pls

You gave me a crossdressing fetish

I won't ask you to post more here, but please do more eventually.
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I know Tex is really here.
If your here reading this, I love you Tex.
I know you would never leave us
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>>12285668
>anon take me to mall I want to look at dresses
>"they won't even fit you"
>but they're so pretty
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>>12285563
>$ ssh guest@rainbow_dash_pc
>$ wall RAINBOW DASH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME SIGNED TWILIGHT SPSAJRJFR
>anon get off my computer
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>>12285520
I forgot how adorable Gillou is
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>>12285571
Celestia
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>>12285686
Stop shitposting, Tex. At least do it with a name so I can filter you.
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>>12285640
>My art sucks.

Corwin?
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>>12285673
I have a LoZ shirt and I get praise for wearing it. Oh how times have changed.
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>>12285689
Now that's pretty adorable.
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>>12285670
>same personality
>familiar/more common body

Tjat's the way I see it
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>>12285709
>Implying Corwin is a bad artist.
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>>12285557
cry because it would be the first meaningful contact with a thinking being i've had in years

i'm not even a basement dweller, i'm just lonely and subsist off of prostitutes.

have you ever paid a slut to do a rainbow dash impression? have you ever picked one out just for her ability to do one? i have.
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>>12285737
MLPG Pro Tip: He is a very mediocre artist
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>>12285715
I'm glad I never got into the whole graphics on your clothing thing. Wonderful plain clothes, no one will ever know anything about me.
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E - Finish SS2
O - Precipice 4
D - Fap to pone
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>>12285694
>$ wall RAINBOW DASH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME SIGNED TWILIGHT SPSAJRJFR

What the fuck is that
That doesn't work at all. It's not even a delimited string and it's not even using stdin

>$ wall <<< "RAINBOW DASH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME SIGNED TWILIGHT SPSAJRJFR"
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>>12285735
I mean I get that, it just never did anything for me. Even well done humanized pictures just seem to far placed from their pony counterparts for me to enjoy them the same way I enjoy the cute ponies.
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>>12285709
No, just anon.
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>>12285750
>MLPG Pro Tip: He is a very mediocre artist

He's getting better.
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>>12285749
Was it a good impression?
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>>12285709
Who is are best artist anyways after Tex left
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>>12285749
no but i have paid a prostitute to do a Tex impression

i miss you Texie
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>>12285771
im sorry i've only used loonix once
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>7/10 on the Mohs mineral harness scale.
Holy balls quartz is hard as hell...
Jewelry making is hard!
My feet hurt...
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>>12285814
This is the whole problem with Linux users

9/10 of them don't use linux
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>>12285794
No, it was so bad that I felt like a third grader at a shitty birthday party and left for the bar.
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>>12285786
>He's getting better.
The sign of a good artist.
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should I watch silent hill revelation?
I'm not expecting it to be amazing or anything but at least entertaining.
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>>12285822
Crystals a shit
Machine aluminium
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>>12285814
It's okay anon, nobody uses wall in 2013.
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>>12285844
Na it was pretty shitty.
You eve seen 1408?
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>>12285822
Find a quartz bit
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>>12285848
Well my store does have a bunch of mailboxes on clearance...

Wait, that's galvanized steel...
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I have never claimed to be a good artist.
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Pony is annoyed with you.
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>MLPG will never shut the fuck up about Tex
Guys please, he was just another artist. You scare them all off. Just get over it.
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>>12285873
Neither has anyone else.
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>>12285878
>implying his not shitposting as anon
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>>12285866
Tungsten carbide won't cut it?
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>>12285885
Ross has.
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>>12285844
it sucked ass

watch classic movies instead.
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>>12285844

Pyramid head becomes Heather's 'guardian' and defends her in fights.

That's how retarded it is.
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>MLP with re-written Star Trek scripts

This would be the best thing ever. By this I mean, taking the basic premise of an episode, and re-adapting it. So many of them would work so well.
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>>12285873
No one ever claimed you were a good artist either. The complete opposite actually.
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>>12285564
>>12285621
>"I can think of something else you could slip me."
>at that, you pinch her nipples gently, taking, the overfull flesh into your palms with a good squeeze
>your hands can't cover even half of those glorious mounds
>the two of you breathe in unison as she responds with a high thrust of her hips
>you think you can feel it, the warm folds hidden between her legs
>with the height difference you can't be sure of your accuracy
>she raises herself on tiptoe to meet you as your knees buckle slightly at the heavenly texture and softness greeting you
>you gently pull away, probing and prodding at her til you can be sure you're going where you want to
>Scootaloo interrupts your confusion with another backwards bounce, pressing her girl-soon-to-be-womanhood against your boy-soon-to-be-manhood
>"Yes, right there. Do it."
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>>12285885
#shots wreckt
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>>12285873

Corwin pls draw.
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>>12285878
It's tex drawing attention to himself. A lot of tripfags do that.

>I'm gone now
>omg me pls go
>i miss me
>who was me? let me explain
>yes i feel like such a celeb
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>>12285902
>Q episode.
>They don't use Discord.
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>>12285873
>I have never claimed to be a good artist.

Draw more. For an artist you don't draw as much as you'd imagine one would.
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>>12285869
If you've got more tools than a dremel you can get ingots for ~$4 a kilo at a recycling plant
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>>12285861
>>12285899
>>12285900

Fine, fine, I'll look for something else.
Never seen 1408 though, looks good, might watch that, thank you.
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Breath with me
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>>12285920
>If you've got more tools than a dremel
Damn...
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>>12285919
1. I delete a lot of the stuff I draw.
2. Most of the stuff I'm doing lately is practice that people don't want to see.
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>>12285910
Push it in nice and slow.
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>>12285902

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Time

This episode would be fucking baller.

>All those pones going mad and living out their inner desire and fantasies... or fears
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>>12285890
That'll work, it'll just be a pain to work with since it isn't shaped like other bits
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>>12285952
>1. I delete a lot of the stuff I draw.

Don't do that. Even the imperfections and things are great. One thing that bugged me about Tex is that he wouldn't post many of his sketches and experiments, and would delete anything after a day or two if he found any "imperfection" with it.

>>12285952
>2. Most of the stuff I'm doing lately is practice that people don't want to see.

Says you.
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>>12285957

oh my
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>>12285936
Without ruining too much make sure you get the theatrical release ending. I thought the alternate ending was shittier which is standard on a lot of DVDs I think.
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>>12285936
1408 is a film to watch alone in dim light. It grabbed me and wouldn't let me go.
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>>12285917
>all the shitposting about artists is just the artists trying to drum up more attention
Attention is one hell of a drug.
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>>12285994
1408 sucked

Stephen king movies suck
Stephen king books suck
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>>12285957
>you will never have secretive, homosexual sex with a young George Takei
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>>12285988
I liked the alternate ending better. The theatrical ending didn't make any god damn sense.

Same with that movie where the spelunker women are chased through the cave by the mutant guys.
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>>12286017
Stephen King sucks
Kings suck
Your favorite pony sucks
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>>12286017
I feel so insecure
these wounds they will not heal
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>>12285917
>retards believe this
>when Tex actually gets back he will be greeted with a collective "FUCK OFF" by shitposters and those succesfully rused by shitposters
>MLPG has trust issues and think everyone's a shitposter
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>>12286017
>Stephen king books suck
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>>12286027
I just thought the alternate ending was too cheesy and unfulfilling.
The original one was a lot creepier to me.
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>>12286045
stop shitposting
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>>12285994
I liked it. Has a nice brisk snappy pace. I wouldn't say it's great. But it's enjoyable.
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>>12285948
Well build a foundry then
Less cutting so you could get buy with just a hacksaw, dremel and sandpaper
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>>12285997
W-who in their right mind would do that?!
T-those d-dummies!
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>>12285981
3. I really am lazy, and distracted, and in a miserable position, and still not doing my best, and shitposting about it.
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>>12286088

that's at least something.
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>>12286070
>Well build a foundry then
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>>12286048
they kinda do
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>>12286130
they kinda don't
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>>12285910
>pressing her girl-soon-to-be-womanhood against your boy-soon-to-be-manhood

what the fuck is this shit
why would you write this
why would anyone read this
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>>12286130
Except that is wrong.
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>>12286146
Because it's >fun
In case you haven't noticed we're not exactly writing the Great American Novel here
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>>12286115
>Not having basic mechanical skills
How are you going to make money making things if you can't even make anything?
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>>12286155
It sounds like sa.png
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>I made your bed put all your dirty clothes in the hamper
>There's a sandwich and some strawberries I cut up in the fridge and a glass of chocolate milk
>Do you need anything else?
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>>12286166
how about a hug?
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Taking a request.
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>>12286166
I wonder if you wouldn't mind me licking your butt for a while?
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http://i.imgur.com/BRIqDhO.gif
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>>12286166
No thanks mom
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>>12286155
you could at least try
but then again
>fanfiction
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>>12286165
you sound like sa.pnga.jpg
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>>12286166
Help me unmake the bed.

By letting me fuck you in it.
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>>12286182
Applejack rubbing her own belly
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>>12286166
>a glass of chocolate milk
did you make it yourself?
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>>12286144
>>12286154
Well, except for the part where he's right.
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>>12286160
...Wave my hands around and MAKE things appear! Fully finished!

Or go back to being a stripper.
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>>12286197
>they finished it
Neat
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>>12286166
I'd kiss her and tell her I love her
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>>12285910
>the water drops even colder as you push glide the tip of your cock inside her, but all you can feel is a warm heat enveloping your dick, her lips pulling more of inside like a hungry mouth urging to be filled
>her tits have your full attention as well, hands twisting, squeezing, tugging, pinching as her sighs turn into gasps and moans. It's like music to your ears, and the pounding of the shower drums against your chest in tune.
>you slide in another inch and it's even tighter, you can feel Scootaloo give a rippling squeeze over your member. It's like you could stay right there all night
>Scootaloo shifts on her toes and slips a little, then shrieks
>the shout breaks you back to this heavenly reality and causes you to flinch, plunging the rest of yourself into her tight little pussy
>Scootaloo shrieks again and now you realize why, as you lean forwards and get a faceful of ice cold shower water.
>At least one part of you still feels warm, but so much for nice and slow
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>>12286048
>>12286130
>>12286144
>>12286216
>"Nu-uh!"
>"Ya-huh!"
>"Nu-uh!"
>"Ya-huh!"
All of you shut up or I swear to god I will turn this horse around!
>>
AUGH
BLACKTEXT ICEBERG
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>>12286203
#shots fired
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>>12286166
Could you pickup some butter for my toast?
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