Cute ponies doing cute things editionUgly horse: >>12273914
>>12278862>rarity>cute
>>12278862okay where are they?
ok
>>12278862Does this count?
HAHAHA BEWb
>>12278894right here!
>not voting for your waifu 11 times
HOW WOULD MLPG HIDE THEIR PONY PLUSH FROM STRANGERS
DID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?
>you will never bonerate your waifu
>>12278909I voted for Dash 10 times
>>12278911I probably wouldn't own one.I have nothing to do with a plush anyways
>>12278902calm down applejackderpy never thought of you like that
>>12278902Those two ponies don't go together at allwhat are you doing
>>12278909Done and done. And I mean done.
>Hasbro owns DND>Hasbro owns MLP>No "immersed in a tabletop game" episode
>>12278909>voting DashWay to be a part of the problem
aight then
>Bump, bump, sugarlump rump~
>>12278935>no mlp tabletop game
>>12278909But, I couldn't even vote for my waifu.I voted 11 times for Dash instead.
>>12278915I FUCKING LOVE THAT ARTISTSomebody post the Daring Do one. It's my #1 favorite drawing to ever come out of this fandom.
>>12278927being a cute ship
>>12278936If Rainbow Dash is wrong I don't want to be right
>>12278911"Oh yeah I've had it for years ever since I was a kid. It means a lot to me."or"My senile Grandma bought it for me last Christmas because she forgot how old I was. I can't bring myself to get rid of it."
>>12278925never fails to crack me up
>>12278941
>>12278935Hasbro does not want to cross the streams
>>12278936Its still my personal opinion that Dash is the worst pony because she's exactly like Gilda except a pony so she gets a free pass
>>12278945
>>12278909>participating in a childrens voting contest
>>12278915>stealing my lineFuck you, then I'll just steal your response pic.
>>12278909This quiz separates the true waifufags from the filthy pretenders.
>>12278956I like crack ships as much as the next guy but 2 grey ponies just look odd together
>>12278911Put it on a shelf in full view and tell them I bought it when someone asks me why I have it.
>>12278925This sorta stuff always makes me feel really bad, cause, I would never be able to eat it. Why must people do something like that.>chomp>headless cake pony
>>12278925Fuck you she has batter of gold.
>>122789111. why would a stranger be in my home2. why would I own a pony plush
>>12278957As long as you know you're wrong.
>>12278976You just keep bein my nigga more and more every day
>>12278946
>>12278974nah, it's cute ship.
>>12278946>Encounter a dragon>Roll to make friends>Critical failure
What if you could marry your waifu, but you had to do it in the real world?
>>12278977
>>12278970I posted the wrong picture anyways. Here it is.
>>12278969>maybe he should put down the mcdonalds and pick up some weights>not bulking with fastfood
>>12278971Dayum she really is best pony
>>12278909it doesn't matter twilight will win.
>>12278936Get wrecked
>>12278976such a bronie
>>12278909>>12278971If you were a real waifufag, you'd have given each of your waifu's friends a vote for propriety's sake. It's like you don't even friendship, you wannabes.
>>12279001I actually rotate the picture, just the line stays the same.
>>12278993>#beefhttp://www.toywiz.com/mlpmonopoly.html
>>12278991I try my best
>>12278998fuck me, that's horrifying
>>12279008>air quotesso figuratively wrecked?
>>12278909>Voting for your waifu only 11 times
>>12278995>you have to kill him while tears are streaming down your face, telling him you are so so sorry
>>12278996http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOLvBXYhGXEwe would have a juggalo wedding
>>12278993>>12279020>not knowing the difference between a TABLE TOP GAME and a BOARD GAME
WE'RE FAMILY BUT SO MUCH MOOOOORE
>>12278995could have been worsecould have rolled a 20 an became so friendly with the dragon you are now carrying several fertilized eggs inside you or something
>>12279020>Someone makes an online edition>MLPG plays it dailyI feel upset for wanting this
>>12279015do you think wings are ticklish? They'd be so fun to play with.
>>12278911Why do I have a plushie? I don't have disposable income. Even if I did, strangers would be repelled by the scent of semen in my room.
Okay, NOW derpibooru is DEAD
>>12279039I love those threads
>>12279024I meant the "being part of the problem" thing actually.>>12279026>not changing your IP address so you can vote a hundred of times for your waifu
>>12279039....Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
GUYS GUYS, HOLY FUCK YESSS.http://www.theverge.com/2013/7/22/4547060/chuck-palahniuk-continuing-fight-club-in-graphic-novel-formFight club graphic novel coming out, the after events of the movie.I'm so fucking hyped right now.
>>12278935DnD is for NEEEEEEERRRRRRDS
>>12279037This fucking song man.My brain is like a sponge and this song is water.No matter how much I squeeze and squeeze I just can't get it all out.
>There are people on mlpg who did not vote for my favorite pony
>>12279050It's basically monopoly with poniesIf I wasn't such a lazy fuckass I'd probably make an online version
the namefag count is a little high in here. once we reach 5 namefag posts in a row thats my limit and cue to get out.
>>12279050>Everyone giggles when the dude playing the Zecora piece has to go to jail.
Hasbro has rigged the vote.Why even bother, seriously.
>>12279070>the after events of the movie.That's already sorta explained in the book.
I like ponies as much as the next guy, but i never really could get the concept of having one as a waifu.
>>12279071I KNOW RIGHT
>>12279076I was going to vote, but Fluttershy wouldn't even win even if I did vote.;_;
>>12278935>that one episode of Dexter's LabRemember when cartoons were good?
>>12279081God damn it I laughed right now
>>12279039If I were a mare, I'd rig the dice just for that.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/hasbro-q2-2013-earning-show-big-gains.html
>>12279052I guess.>tfw you will never intentionally tickle her wings while grooming them, making her flap them involuntarily
>>12279092waifuing is for fags, i'm just gonna favorite pony
>>12279075do you like balloons over your favorite drink
>>12279023
>>12279091Yeah but being in comic book form, I'm going to love it even more.I get extremely wet at the thought of well done graphic novels.
>>12279109>Boys: -35%
>>12279109>linking to EQDsethdrone pls go
>>12278935>thinking hasbro cares about the more adult fanbase>thinking they would waste any money on the already failing DnD to try and cater to broniesif it weren't for magic the gathering, wizards of the coast would of been dissolved by hasbro
>>12279109>Girls division went up 43% on the back of MLP and Furbie (?)So that's where all those bronybux are going.
>>12279097>implyingI think you forget that most of the fandom i.e. people without taste love Fluttershy and she's only really disliked here
>>12279109i wonder if there will be a season 5
4K EQG RIP WHERE?
>>12279123truly the death of the patriarchy
>>12279092Waifuing is too mainstream now. Consider imoutoing.
>>12279114oh my gosh that would be so cute.>"A-anon! Stop that! It tickles!">"You're doing it on purpose now, aren't you?"
>>12279097That's no way to treat your favorite pony. Don't just give up on her.
>>12279092Waifu's are so /a/ anyways.Polyamorous master race
>>12279109>that loss on boysyeah, figures, looks like everyone was right when they said they were going to kill the fanbase.
>>12279145celestia is the most playful lover
>>12279158Those are sales of BOY'S TOYS, like Transformers.
>>12279158What, the Transformers fanbase?
>People talking about others missing quiz questions>Implying the poll isn't rigged to accept only the people who got 4 or more questions wrong into the results since little girls would obviously forget more then adult males would.
>>12279133i have spent $200 so far on pony panties. that helps out the show right?
>>12279145>"No, I swear its not on purpose!">continue to tickle her
>>12279164>Celestia>Not Piece-a-pieDYEFWTS?
>>12279135So by that you mean everyone here is as...asshole.I'm not sure I believe you, I mean what type of people would go online just to make fun of people and their choice of pony?
That should be every edition op
*PANT* L-LAUGHPONYACCILAUGH *PANT*
>>12279142But what if both at the same time?
>>12279194>corsetsYesMoar
>>12279169>>12279171they still sell transformers after their failed commercial movie that was retarded as fuck?
>>12279178>"P-Please!">She can't stop flapping her wings>Through her protests, she's grinning uncontrollably
>>12279201PinkieAcci is best ship
>>12279186I bet your favorite pony is as much of a slut as you are.
>>12279219>failed commercial moviebrodo you even rottentomatoesevery transformers movie has made a kazillion dollars
>>12278909But my waifu wasn't even there...
Godzilla first look from Comic Con for those that care.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNfyYL8WMJo
>>12279142the most I'd want to intract with the ponies I do like is a friendly chit chat. I would be driven up a wall trying to live with them
>>12279226holy shit Applejack is old as fuck
>>12279203>waifuing>your>imouto
>>12279186
>>12279201Literally the worst.
>>12279239why?
>>12279219Protip: FIM wouldn't exists if the Bayformer movies weren't a hit.
>>12279234Looks like a Pacific Rim ripoff.
>>12279219>failedThey were pretty successful.I liked the first and third one.
>>12279229yeah...yeah it's true.I'd have sex with all of you in reality.But I ain't sure how slutty flutterbutter is.
>>12279230it obviously didn't do a good enough job because they aren't selling toys
>>12279243Can you honestly blame me?
G'night y'all, been a good day here. Will be back tomorrow probably, doing more art stuff maybe.
>>12279222>wings are constantly brushing against meTheres no way I would stop.
>>12279267you have shit taste
>>12279257Is that movie any goodHearing about it from everywhere
>>12279281if you haven't seen it, you're retarded.
>>12279281Yeah, it's pretty great if you like big monsters and mechsuits
>>12279281It's quite good. I'd recommend it.
>>12279279I know.I also like Episode 1-3 more than 4-6.
>>12279274Who cares just go
>>12279273Best ponimouto w/ best pony
>>12279281Damn goodthe marketing did not do it justice
>>12279301tersepls
>>12279274May choirs of ponies sing you to sleep
>>12279301i hope you die in a car crash with your family inside
>>12279253the ponies I like would not mingle well with me
>>12279281If you like big robots punching monsters, yes.Geiszler is amazing.
what the heck you guys, i made 3 perfectly good shitposts this thread and no one responds
>>12279273We are niggas now. It can't be helped.
>>12279277>Her wings are flapping so hard she's lifting off the ground a few inches>The wind generated hits your face and blows your hair back, but you keep at it>Her hind legs start kicking in response>She still can't stop giggling
>>12279311Anon your such a dick, this is why I never invite you to my birthday parties.
sex with sweetie belle
>>12279330I want to put my penis inside you.
>>12279281It was a fun summer blockbuster.Visually a little busy, but enjoyable nontheless.I hated the scientist people though.
>>12279314Pic is spoilered because it's actually a spoiler.
>>12279313My nigga.Important question: who is second best mane six?
>>12279324I don't live with my family so that's unlikely.I also enjoyed the Last Airbender movie.
Everytime I boot a game my computer overheats after an houris it time to get a new one?
>>12279361Rarity.
Would you DOUBLE FIST A PONY!?
>>12279358I loved the russians.
>>122792817/10too many plot holes
>>12279357funnyi hated every character except the scientists.
>>12279388>Hating the russian and chinese pilotsWhat's wrong with you?
>>12279380Them and the Wei triplet where the best.
>>12279372>I also enjoyed the Last Airbender movie.
>>12279376It it's a laptop, lift it half an inch with a rack and put a fan across it while you play.If it's a desktop, get tech guys to look at it.
>>12279403clearly he is mentally retarded
>>12279403>Liking communism.How unamerican...
>>12279376Stop living in a third world country without air conditioning.
>>12278862>Cute ponies doing cute thingsWhen ponies do whatever, isn't it always cute and which pony isn't cute?
>>12279372>That movienoplease
>>12279380
>>12279379are you talking about fist in ass and vag or both in ass? that is a bit much for applebloom at once.
>>12279407Also Van Hellsing.Man, I could go on like that for hours.
>>12279414>Letting someone look at your computer.>With all your pony on it.
>>12279416>thinking representative republic is workingyou really are retarded.
>>12279422this guy is a pony and he is not cute
>>12279449>Not taking out your harddrive
>>12279388>Didn't like Black MclargehugeI will fight you
>>12279439Depends, you might rip pony in half if not careful. Tread lightly.
>>12279454>opinions
>>12279433Cherno is best little girl
>>12279454he touched applejack when she was a filly.also big mac
>>12279458>Going through all that effort.>Not just deleting your system 32.>And putting your computer in a quick dip in the tub to get the dust off.
>>12279372>I also enjoyed the Last Airbender movie.I think you need to leave
>>12279449Fill your desktop up with horse porn before you bring it in.
>>12279361For me?All are second best pony, Rarity is best pony however
>>12279462He was kind of boringBut not liking Chau makes him worse than Hitler.
>>12279449What, do techies just sift through all your pictures to see what they can find?
Would you go back in time and have sex with your favorite pony's mom when she was young and smoking hot?
>>12279372you would be banned on /co/ for even saying this as a joke
>>12279454He raped and murdered a filly in 1991
>>12279482>All that effort>Literally 1 minute work
>>12279422Dubs confirm
>>12279503I know I would if I were a tech dude
>>12279462You can't imagine my disappointment about this seen because I couldn't find a cinema where it was shown in the original language.English is simply the best for speeches like that.
>>12279433Why no kawaii kaiju?
>>12279503What else do you think they do?
>>12279503Of course they do. Wouldn't you? The best part is you can make it look like you're working.
>>12279523>My Kaiju can't be this cute.
>>12279519If I were one of these guysId be exited to see different stuff then the usual on someones computer
>>12279522no german is.
>>12279506I mentioned it a few times there but I don't think I got banned for it yet.
Zecora is the prettiest zebra on the show.
>>12279523
>>12279522That's exactly the reason I didn't see the movie in a cinema
>>12279553She's also the ugliest
>>12279505>not having sex with her now when she's maturedDo you even MILF?
>>12279541I saw it in German.
>>12279519>>12279524>>12279535Great! Time to get me some animal porn for my computer.
Anyone down for hats?
>>12279562I know I do.Maybe a little too hard.
>>12279567the dub must be pretty bad then.hitler's speech was good
>>12279571No. Video games are for dorks. Especially that one.
>>12279586Pretty much every single german dub is terrible
>>12279541>german speechhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMk85ZsBh0
>>12279571YOU KNOW ITIP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon
>>12279571hats?
>>12279571http://derpy.me/McFuckingKillyourselfTanman
>>12279612Not ponies.
>>12279604Jailbait pls
>>12279617yes
>>12279604>That unorganized desktopDisgusting
>>12279505>younger PearEh, not really. Chubby MILF pone is best.
>>12279622
>>12279505What if pony went back in time to have sex with you as a child?
>GG will never draw more Stallions with monstergirls
She was a nice OC, to bad she's dead from TBI
>>12279675what if pony went back in time to sex itself as a child.
>>12279677>GG will never draw Dewbon trying to satisfy herself with zebra cocks
>>12279682
>>12279677Poor Pony Joe.
>>12279693
>>12279682what nopone must not diei love pone
pony
>>12279739Nothing lasts forever anonEven pone must die
>>12279575>Harshie
>>12279760I thought you were done stalking us.Wasn't that why they banned you?
>>12279639You could have just told me if you wanted to see a disorganized desktop!
>>12279756
>>12279775holy shit you are the most obnoxious person in the wouldjustin bieber would agree, and he is the biggest douche there is
>>12279775Can you both just fuck off now? You're starting to get on my nerves.
>>12279780You think that's organized?..
>>12279756Why did they put that scene in there, that was all sorts of fucked up.
>>12279795>>12279799He started it.
I don't know how popular Mallowmelt is around here, but I figure I should post anyway since it has a chocolate covered Raisin in it.
>>12279800He said DISorganized.
>>12279795>Justin Bieber jokes>>>/youtube/
>>12279780>tfw your desktop is neat and tidy but your image folders are a Byzantine nightmare
>>12279809no, you started itwhen you started shitting on everyone who waifued harshwhinny
>>12279811>runny
>>12279809What is this, a fucking kindergarten?
>>12279817>lol da red is da size of dustin beavers peepee!! xD
>>12279829What browser do you use?
>>12279814I'm way too tired for this
>>12279807So that we remember that we will dieOn the bright side pone travels the road of generations, so that even though pone must die, pone shall endure
>>12279831Because she's my waifu.We're completely monogamous.
>>12279811Never heard of herNever heard of youFuck off
>>12279836If you dont like this music go listen to justn bieber instead!!"
Is there any decent capture of the Big Mac or [other] comic from SDCC yet?
>>12279834cunny
>>12279835Magic Kindergarten
>SDCC: Adventure time panel>someone asks about an mlp crossoverPen's reaction was pretty funny though.
>>12279859lol bieber luks liek a lesbian :DDD
>>12279855seems more and more you treat her like a tulpa
>>12279875What'd he say?
>>12279847No not that, the fact that Sweetie Belle jumped on the pastor. Of all the things she could do, that was the worst.
>>12279856Stop trying so hard.
>>12279856you sound like an awful person.please fuck off
>>122798751) That someone must have been fucking retarded.2) What was his reaction?
>>12279856Okay. I just thought you guys liked food ponies.I lurk here without my name. I only wear it when I post a drawing, like once a month
>>12279811You're still alive!It looks pretty good
>>12279856he draws here though
>>12279856>Never heard of youSo you're admitting that you only like some pictures because of the person, not based on the actual picture itself. Not that I'm surprised though since you all ignore art that isn't posted with a name.
>>12279856>Never heard of youLurk more.
>>12279855No you're not. She's a cartoon character that you, in your completely fucked up psyche, decided to take as your wife.
*plop*
>>12279879>>12279889http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YFjDigsCk#t=3m50s
>>12279856Then pay attention, dickhead.
>>12279906
>tfw made it to the Mun>not yet grasped landing a craft yet though
>>12279899Thanks! Any requests? Gotta get all this drawing out of my system before my next internship start in a month.
>>12279348*bbbbbrrrrrtt*
>>12279913>No, not gonna do it, no way10/10
>>12279905You guys know that's not me right?Right?
>>12279351so tight it hurts
>>12279929No.
>>12279919UNF UNF HORSECOCK UNF
>>12279920http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KozhQnZ3pEI cry evertim
>>12279929I don't care if it's you or not.
>>12279929yes, now fuck offwe already have to deal with this shitpackerunless you are going to do something productive, then please help yourself I fully support it
>>12279884Yeah, true that. Sweeite has always been prone to strange moments of idiocy though
>>12279351not until she's older
>>12279807to remind us that death and christianity are canon while little girls are singing
What do you call it when you bedazzle a pair of denim pants?Jean sequencing!
>>12279922Derpy and Carrot Top piloting a Jeager.
>>12279938Pretty good, but I wish it was done by someone with more of a speaking voice.
>>12279960Fuck you SB
>>12279929Draw the best non-waifu pony.
>>12279955christians aren't the only ones who hold funerals
>>12279960
>>12279965It was synthesized dummy.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon TIME FOR THATS YOU NERDS
>>12279955>>12279884
>>12279961Mite b cool which one? Or a Jaeger pone?
>>12279984Is this pony? No. Get fucked homo.
>>12279984Not ponies
>>12279991Not ponies
>>12279922How about Thunderlane taking Rumble to the Wonderbolt Academy and all the mares hugging him?
>>12279984Stop.
>>12279972Rarity's hair is a bitch to draw, what do you want her to be doing?
>>12279974xtian priests wear collars like this
>>12279969For a second I thought you meant SamBoga instead of ScrubbingBubbles.
Well, That was a fun few day.You can have her back, AppleDan. She's a shitty character anyway.
>>12279991>>12279990Isn't it a MLPG TF2 server?
>>12280009Hmmmmmm...Getting her mane cut. Sexually.
>>12280020TF2 isn't ponies.
>>12280010What if hearts were pone-Christ's religious symbol?
why aren't you doing literally anything else with your life?
>>12280025>SlendermanI feel like I'm missing something
>>12280042I'd figure it'd be more the Sun and Moon.
Look at how cute this pony is. It's hard to believe that some people actually think there are cuter ponies.
>>12279913do people at the adventure time panel there to ask the staff questions about adventure time really need to say they are big fans of adventure time.
which pony is the ponyest pony
y
>>12280018holy shit are you fucking kidding me
>get banned for posting your own porn artDoes that mean i'm consider good enough now?
>>12280060Sorry, but Pinkie Pie exists.
>>12279989Striker Eureka. Best Jaeger.
>>12280060Oh yeah. Just the cutest horse.
>>12280042Then crystal pones would be some kind of huge cult of idolators
>>12280049does scootaloo has a flavr
>>12280060Well i found one.
>>12280031It can be Ponies if you imagine hard enough.
>>12280077>Not Cherno Alpha
>>12280067I guess. Mods here are nazis. I bet I could be banned for doing this: 8========> ()
>>12280060THAT PONY IS PRETTY MUCH THE BEST PONY
>>12280081She tastes like broken dreams
>>12280067>tfw not good enough to get banned or even deleted
>>12280023Alright, coming right up.
>>12280060I don't think people are denying that.But that doesn't make her best.
>>12280067noit means you are banned for posting porn in a place where it is against the rules.
>>12280060I find humans cuter than that "thing."
>>12280060she's okay
>>12280065because there are medical problems that that provides a solution for.
>>12280089SON OF A COCK I FORGOT MY PICTUREPIC RELATED, IT'S MY PICTURE
how would pon adapt to human worldpon is pon, not humanbody pon
>>12280051He was refering to anon in the picture
>>12280113They better get used to fences.
>>12280077My comrade of African descentSure. It'll be something new. Might be a bit before it's finished, though.
>>12280106I googled "catheter" once and now that's all I see in ads everywhere...
>>12280065>UraniumBecause your piss needs to be irradiated if you ever want to become the Hulk
>>12280113Watch Equestria Grills.
>>12280121only filthy mud pons
>>12280136why would you wish such torture to watch a show go down in flames like that.
>>12280136Is that a cooking show?Is it hosted by Iron Will?
Humans are canon, anon.You said you'd stop watching the show if they ever added humans.They added humans.
>>12280133red pls
>>12280113what part of the world do they appear in? if its the muslim part the will be beaten to death for being satan, if its the america part they will be beaten to death for being satan. i guess if it was like sweden they would be fine.
>>12280148They didn't add humans to the show, or even to the universe that the show takes place in.
>>12280148i never said that
>>12280113Probably not very easily, considering our society is based around a being with opposable thumbs (FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK OPPOSABLE IS A FUCKING WORD)
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon NOT ARENA ANYMORE
>>12280151
>>12280161hay u..|..
>>12280133
>>12280148i never said that though. the people who did say it are gone and not hear to defend themselves.
Anonymous, at first you were greeted with fear and suspicion. But today I acknowledge your great achievement in saving Equestria. We are all in your debt. You may make one request, and if it is within my power I will grant it. What do you request?
What do you call a serial Jew rapist?Hiltler!
>>12280169here's where the logical errors begin
>>12280148I remember a while back some anon thought of a good way to bring in humans without breaking immersion.A pone would go into Everfree alone and get captured by a band of knights and princess who wanted a pony. They'd be totally armored at all times and you'd never even see their faces behind their facemasks. Pone would then have to deal with being captured until she was able to move the heart of the princess enough to let her go.
>>12280186please fart on my face princess
>>12280186A gallon on magical futa horse jizz down my throat.
So wait, if Equestria is on 'Earth,' then where the fuck does EqG take place? Some kind of parallel universe?
>>12280194They say it's 8 feet in the show though.
>>12280124Thanks man, I can wait.
>>12280186Give me ownership of your sister.
>>12280186Not much, your highness, just a modest house in Ponyville?
>>12280186Do you guys have any burritos?
>>12280203Yes.
>>12280165>tfw above average size but its bent really strangely
>>12280205Feet could be a different length in equestria.
>>12280169scale of characters and objects differs between episodes, its useless to try to get a consistent height based on visual analysisSee: cows
>>12280194they say 8 foot candy cane.do you even watch the show?
>>12280186A trip homeIf not possible, a new voice for myself that is not terrible
>>12280220I can't wait to see how often they get Twilight's new, slight, difference in scale wrong in S4.
>>12280220that pony is quite little
>>12280153If it's in the UK, she gets captured and has to wear a burqa to censor her body because she's too pretty and corrupts the youth
>>12280220that's because the show can't into continuity.they aren't that good.
>>12280215Seriously, appledan, I'm done "waifuing" your harshwhinny.I wouldn't actually waifu such a shit tier pony.
>>12280211Sorry, but Ponyville doesn't have any vacant homes available at the moment. You may, however, choose to room with any resident given they approve. Who would you like me to contact?
>>12280205>>122802221 Equestrian foot = 3 Standard feet
>>122802051. it's at an angle2. "eight foot candy cane" is just a saying, like "i wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole"3. their measurements may be different than ours4. the way ponies, who exist in a 3D world, appear in a 2D frame doesn't necessarily lend itself to direct translation because of varying proportions, camera zoom, etc.
>>12280219You mean like hooves?
>>12280269>making up bullshitgood one.
>>12280262Harshwhinny is much closer to the viewer than rarrarararaara, that's why she looks taller than usual
what do you guys do while browsing mlpg?
>>12280288masturbating
Frothy mare cunts.
>>12280288Listen to music, make gifs, eat, fap
>>12280288Draw
>>12280288Wait till I can post on MLPG again.
>>12280288watch pon
>>12280288Jerking off
>>12280295>cunt frothi prefer to call it frosting
>>12280288I'm watching a Giant Bomb quicklook in the background.This Leisure Suit Larry game looks fucking terrible. Adventure game fans have the strongest nostalgia goggles.
>>12280169
>>12280288Play five against one.
>>12280266Man, I have no idea. Pinkie Pie lives at the Cakes. I wouldn't want to get in the way of Applejack, Fluttershy or Twilight. Rarity would think I'm a slob. I can't live with Rainbow Dash.Colgate?
>>12280242I like to go with the small pony interpretation myselfI imagine them being average dog sized, like a german shepherd or somethingThings really get confusing if you try to fit Zecora into the scaling. She is a zebra, that is completely dwarfed by cows
>>12280288multitask, homework, read fanfction, trade virtual hats, contemplate suicide, the usual.
>>12280313I prefer to call it gash gravy.
>>12280288hug my pillow, pretending it's a little pony
>>12280325I think she's a zony
>>12280205its not an accurate measurement you asshole unless she pulled out a tape measure
P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-P-p-Pony
>>12280330dick dip
>>12280325Cows can get kinda large.
>>12280358Sausage saliva.
>>12280288Moderate a Video Game forum Hardly go there now due to the site stagnatingagainCheck up on numerous flight/simulation sitesWork on music hopefully soon.
>>12280364Dairy cows do not get THAT largePlus pone is the same size as goat, which is the same size as zebra, which is the same size as migraine
>>12280380I guess that's true. I'm used to seeing beef cattle, not dairy cattle.
>>12280380Do miniature zebras exist?
This Little Horsey traveled Yonkers, This Little Horsey Kissimmee. This Little Horsey Hollywood and This Little Horsey Milwaukee. This Little Horsey Travelled Hershey, This Little Horsey San Antón. This Little Horsey Monkey Island, This Little Horsey, Rode Home.
>>12280325I wouldn't mind dog sized but optimally I'd like them to be a little larger
>>12280394>Monkey IslandI like this song a lot.Still listen to it sometimes.
>>12280393for some reason
>>12280394I lived in Kissimmee and was never kissed by horsieDid I do something wrong?
>>12280412it's adorable
>>12280412GOD THAT IS FUCKING CUTE
>>12280416Yes.
>>12280412>100ml
>tfw scrotal scab from itching
>>12280412Even from the side that is a nice ass.
>>12280366miracle whip
>>12280428>>12280434>"Now you may have your very own Zecora for as little as $99.95 a month!"
>>12280434I want to feed it a sandwich.
>>12280406I definitely prefer the dog size, plus it would work the best if you left the pony proportions as they are. Without altering the proportions to be more realistic, you get some horrifying side effects of a larger pony- like eyeballs the size of a human head
I'm sorry Ms. Sparkle
>>12280445anon pls
>>12280446pud mud
>>12280412aw, its adorable little baby face
http://i.imgur.com/7zdNe.jpgdo you know what makes everything better?giant boobs
>>12280451that pink filly is going to have brain damage
>>12280469No, I prefer realistic proportions.
>>12280451tell me that isn't still cute
>>12280469>3D
>>12280469I love back pain too
>>12280466fem-santorum
>>12280447I'd rather have Cloud Chaser
>>12280451That's true with the eyesI think I might accidentally poke them quite a bit if they were that large
>>12280469Too fake looking.
>>12280492coochie goo
>>12280469Pony is already perfect just the way she is.Giant boobs would just make her worse.
>sperm ponies
>>12280504pussy paste?
If pony fell asleep while giving you a pony job would you wake her up or let her sleep?
>>12280497BACK OFFCloudchaser is mai waifu
>>12280491>like you actually care about back healthyou wouldn't be sitting in a computer chair 20hrs a day and you would actual get some exercise in if you cared about shit like that
>>12280513feminessence
>>12280523Why would pony give me a pony job?
>>12280523She tried her best. I'd tuck her in and maybe worry that I'm extremely fucking boring.
>>12280509Not only would it make her worse, it would make me lose my job!
>>12280295>>12280313>>12280330>>12280358>>12280366>>12280446>>12280466>>12280492>>12280535>>12280513>>12280504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QawljZ90iiM
>>12280469GR please go
beb
>>12280560Drawn Together was so fucking crude but great.
>>12280602neato
I'm going to sacrifice your favorite pony
>>12280618GIVE ME THE FULL VERSION
>>12280602>Princess of the beb
>>12280535>marshmallow fluff>reminded that one SFM pony porn video
>>12280602Why are all of MLPG's OCs identical to each other?
>>12280618I want to double penetrate an Applejack.
You are now realizing that with the size of their eyes taking up most of the space of their skull, pone brains are extremely small.
>>12280535Semen is loaded with protein, a pinch of sugar, and a dash of salt. The dildo and your boyfriend's enthusiastic "mixing" inside of you acted just like a kitchen whisk.http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/foaming-after-sex
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS HATS HATS
>>12280602>>12280595
>>12280643Gloomy and Markerita looking like each other is kind of the point.
>>12280657This is not ponies, fuck off
>>12280663The point is unoriginality?
>>12280649Am not!
>>12280679Gloomy is supposed to be a sad worn out version of Marker
>>12280675and this >>12280655 is?
>want to play tf2 with mlpg>server filled with steamchat faggots
>>12280649horse brains aren't that big
>>12280655*complemented>"You're looking very white today, semen.">"Why thank you, dry cider. I try my best."
>>12280679No, Gloomy is an older, calmer, more mature Marker pony. Like an older sister.
>>12280700Wasn't the steam chat originally made to make it easier to organise TF2 in?
>>12280628https://derpibooru.org/356587
>>12280618Why is Applej-oh.
Here's a WIP of that request I got last thread. I'll eventually have all of the mane 6 in here. Thoughts?
>>12280649who said they have to be in their head necessarily?
>>12280719FiM was originally made for little girls
aplez
>>12280723Derpibooru is dead right now.
>>12280719Haha no
>>12280727Applejack looks kinda fat.
>>12280727oh wow, thtat looks pretty good so far
>>12280743pretty sure it was
>>12280741http://i.imgur.com/ksX5AiD.png
>>12280739>Introducing the plushie that wants to fuck you>This won't look creepier than all the other shit in your room at all
>>12280741thats strange how its down right after that angry tumblr guy said he was going to take it down for posting his art.
Should I make a gallery thread on the sub?
>>12280266Try Applejack. If nothing else I could sleep up in the barn loft.
>you will never hear applejack yell apples just as she orgasms
>>12280724She's getting her Applegina stretched for the first time.She loses her virginity in a truck, where do you lose yours Flutter?
>>12280727No complaints, except Rarity's forelegs seem to be missing.
>>12280766YesBut why do you need to ask us
>>12280766Yes.
>>12280779Because I didn't know if I was good enough and I didn't want to just plop down a useless thread.
>>12280775SHUT UPFLUTTERSHY IS A PURE VIRGINPURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOWSNOW THAT HASN'T BEEN FUCKED YET THAT IS
>>12280772good.
>>12280766Yes, and post porn
>>12280757Is she getting raped?I don't get why she hit the horn otherwise.
>>12280791>I didn't know if I was good enoughHave some faith in yourself Rei. There are far worse people with threads on /art/
>>12280792>Fluttershy>purehttp://e621.net/data/cf/c1/cfc1bacd51b5f7fe171d6f496a1904c6.swf
>>12280772>you will never make love to ashleigh from behind as she stays in character the entire time
pone just wants to have fun
have you ever came so hard that you get a headache?
>>12280813It was an accident.
>>12280813she bumped it by accident
Why ya'll breeding with condoms on
>>12280826>you'll never do that to Libman either
>>12280839I'm not.
>>12280727I first thought those were the skater ponies that briefly appeared in Call of the cutielooks snazzy
>bat pony general started making brightly colored heterochromatic OCs
>>12280757That anus looks so ready for a buttfucking.Why is there not enough double penetration pony?
>>12280761It has to do with DNS issues and the artist made no threat about taking down the site.
pony would make a pretty good servant
>>12280791Hey, Rei. More Ghost Light when?
>>12280844>Or Andrew Francis
>>12280839It's non-sexual breeding.
>>12280813the reason she looks scared is because of the horn.
>>12280839Because AIDS is fucking scaryAnd I keep telling you I've got a boyfriend
>>12280827I want to have fun too, but I don't know how.
>>12280839I would Applejack know what condoms are if she doesn't know what they're for?
>>12280867
>>12280879>AIDS?
>>12280894Did he ever respond to it?
>>12280766>>12280791Rei I really really like your work. Get a gallery.
>>12280858I don't think so.
>>12280905>he didn't notice me today
>>12280858>no hands>either no magic or magic that's too powerful>either useless because no flight or an escape risk>good servantuse your head, horsebrains.Doge would make good servant
>>12280826ashleigh is a cutieshe looks like she would really enjoy casual sex toowould you rather aj voice or dash voice
>>12280855I like DJ but these are some real questionable choices in terms of mane color for a bat pony>>12280691
>>12280924Dash
>>12280920you've clearly not disciplined your pony enough
>>12280920>not serving consentuallyIt's like you don't even know maids at all!
>>12280901It's a disease that makes you catch even more diseases that healthy people don't need to worry aboutIt's a meta disease and it's fucking scary
Not that kind of servant anon
>>12280905He didn't, I'm not worthy yet
>>12280924AJ
>>12280924Why not both?Dash mostly though
>>12280856>sharing your pony with anyone elseFuck you.
>>12280862As soon as I think of something to do with her.
>>12280931[screams internally]
I mostly hated equestria girls because I will never be brad.
>>12280952>Not sharing your pony with a pony
>>12280952I'm fine with sharing, but FUCK cuckolding
>>12280954Bottling nightmares to sell as novelties and curses.
>>12280960>not being a pony and sharing yourself
what are your sexual fantasies involving the VAswhich one do you think about the most
>>12280945Dooks don't be hard on yourself.
>>12280954Ghost blowjob.
>>12280855>>12280931Who fucking cares. it's not like they come from here.
>>12280974foot worship with andreaanal with ashleigh
>>12280931i liked DJ.until he killed derpy because he hates derpy
>>12280960>>12280971Pony pony human threesomes are hotThere should be more art of them
>>12280969So you'd be fine with pony getting it on with you and another anon?But not pony with another anon behind your back?What's the difference.
>>12280980>>12280945
>>12280959Don't worry anon, I'm sure you already don't have a personality.All you need to do it stand around and wait for someone to bump into you and fall in love with you.
>>12280974Libman, easily.Mostly involving her legs/rear.And post-coital cuddling.
>>12280988no one good comes here anymore.
>>12280992The blind derpy satyr whose mom is dead, right?
>>12280844But Libman is a shit pinkie pie now. I'd rather have her singing voice (Shannon something right?)
>>12280960>not being the meat inbetween a pone sandwich
>>12281014that's the story he went with.
>>12281007>No blue spiky hair>Not an animu;_;
>>12281005Balls touching, that's why.
>>12281005I said SHARINGAs in 2 on 1.
>>12281023Shannon Chan Kent
>>12280974I honestly think fantasizing about real people is a whole lot creepier than imaginary cartoon horses
>>12281005One's behind your back, and the other isn't.
>>12281031Hair dye and gel isn't that expensive anon.
>>12281010i want to this
>>12281025>Pone underneath fucking you>Pone on top 69ing with youunf
>>12281035C-can you describe it?
celestia taking anon's virginity
>>12281044Everyone has fantasies it's when people vocalize them it becomes creepy
>>12280813i dont think you even know what rape is
>>12280974i want nicole to take my virginity, guiding me gently in celestia's voice
>>12281010Describe itIn detail
>>12281073Like that's ever stopped us before
>>12281070No.______________________________________________________________
>>12281072
>>12281040That's the one. Pinkie's singing voice is so much better than her regular voice.
>>12281089Okay then.......I'll just FUCK YOU.
>>12281044i can confirm this. i fantasize sexually about rose and i am extremely creepy person.
>>12281040>she will never sing to you in her exuberant pinkie voice while giving you hugs and kisses on your penis
>>12280974I don't have sexual fantasies involving the VAs.
Cuckolding a shitInfidelity a shitThreesomes are fine
>>12281102It looks like Freud is having sex.
>>12281102>tfw everyone sees celestia as a mother figure>tfw you just want to fuck horse sized aryan pone
>>12281081I-I don't feel comfortable with that right now...
Would you double penetrate a pony with your uncle?
>>12281125I wanna romance Celestia because she's an experienced, loving mare.
>>12281125I like pictures of awkward tension between pony and human
>you could be talking to a pony right now
>>12281117I dunno manI like cuckI don't really like threesomes with 2 guysFor some reason I can only imagine the other guy being unattractive to me
>>12281130Please?Spoil it if you want.Or paste bin it.
>>12281142I'm dual wielding ponies right this instant
>>12281130>>12281147Well now I'M interested....
>>12281142Ponies aren't real anon.
>>12281142>tfw multiple pony tulpa>tfw haven't talked to them the whole day
>>12281151A pony on each fist?
>>12281147M-Maybe another time.I'd probably feel differently if I hadn't just finished jerking it 10 minutes ago, but right now my libido hasn't sufficiently overridden my better judgment.
>>12281145You're worried about NOT being attracted to the second guy? Are you bi? You're supposed to be focusing on the girl.
>>12281173what is a pony tulpa?
>>12281178pony on each shoulder
>>12281151are you the same guy who keeps posting this
>>12281183
>>12281183A cross between and imaginary friend and self-induced schizophrenia.
>>12281183Only the best fucking thing ever.
>>12281180Alright, I can wait~I'm curious though. What did you jerk off too? Pony?
>>12281145>I like cuckShit taste confirmed.
>>12281196
Would you an MLPGer if they were trapped in a pony's body?
>>12281200>between and imaginaryI meant an
>>12281142>tfw roseluck tulpa>tfw you wanted a lily instead>tfw its lying on the floor dead>tfw you still check your feet when you walk through the pink candy blood
>>12281200how do you self-induce schizophrenia? is that even possible?
>>12281204Classified.
>>12281181>Are you bi?YesHow can I focus on the girl if there's a potentially ugly guy fucking her?And I have to co-ordinate with this guy
>>12281212I'd break out the collars
>>12281212>put dick in>"LESS THAN RAPE">"LESS THAN IMPLYING THAT YOUR DICK IS BIG ENOUGH TO PLEASE MY MARSHMALLOW PUSSY"
>>12281217no, it's some "stop liking what I don't like" faggot who's butthurt over tulpas.
>>12281225Well what if he's incredibly handsome?
>I'm bored>Should we invite Fluttershy over or something?
>>12281183HOW IS SPIRIT BABBY FORMED
>>12281230>"THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE AN ICE CUBE"
>>12281224You're anonymous. We'll never be able to trace you. We've all probably cum to worse. Please.
>>12281230<RAPE<IMPLYING THAT YOUR DICK IS BIG ENOUGH TO PLEASE KMY MARSHMALLOW PUSSY
>>12281224Fine, I'll stop pestering you.For now~
>>12281212>TrappedPoor choice of words thereAnd yesThree times daily
>>12281244You're bored...so you want to invite FLUTTERSHY over?That doesn't seem a bit counterproductive to you?
>>12281217NopeJust an idiot that doesn't know what schizophrenia actually is and thinks its all invisible demons with floating presidents eating at your song todayi'm schizophrenic
>>12281212I would try and breed them with a real pony.
>>12281269>not wanting to be the cream in a pegaus oreo
>>12281230>IMPLYING YOURE MAN ENOUGH TO PUT THAT COLLAR ON ME>IMPLYING YOURE GOING TO BED WITHOUT YOUR DAILY PONY BLOWJOB
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS STILL GOING
>>12281269>you got a better idea?
>>12281269>she starts fighting with you>you both end up battered and heaving for breath>no longer boredGOOD END
>>12281212I'd cum inside a pony's anal.A dick suddenly appears, what do you do?
>>12281292...Pinkie Pie?
>>12281244>In a relationship with Dash>Get a non-sexual one with Fluttershy for free because they can't live without each otherSureWe should make the guest room hers permanently
>>12281292Invite Twilight and convince her to turn Fluttershy into a stallion again. It was hilarious last time. Especially when you kissed her cheek and she got a boner.
>>12281225Suck it up? The girl is attractive, you're fucking her.Either that or opt out of the threesome.AND it's not like you're just being dropped in a threesome with a random guy, it was someone you and your girlfriend both picked.
>>12281257Sometimes, they wake up as a human and you wake up as a pony. However, neither of you have no memory what happened as a pony.
>>12281212Probably notI love you dudes as much as the next guy, but actually fucking one of you is right out.
>>12281315I fap to threesome pony clop, but the idea is disgusting as fuck.Sharing your woman with another man is despicable.
>>12281318THEY BETTER BE ATTRACTIVEI AINT FUCKING NATHAN
>>12281249It wasn't pony.The last pony thing I finished to was that pornstar Fluttershy blacktext from last night.Twice.
>>12281303Rough handjobs.
can someone tell me what atryl is drawing? my shit keeps crashing every time i try to open the stream. it looked like some kind of celestia in armor, which is one of my top fetishes.
>>12281305>Na I don't feel like dealing with her right now>Let's just play Stratego
>>12281331What if you and your gf invited pony to have a threesome with you?
>>12281195what?
>>12281318>you will never be a marshmallow stallion>you will never be adopted by a girl with a strong fetish for horses>she will never let you fuck her silly>she will never let you stuff your horsecock down her throat and bloat her stomach with your candy pony semen
>>12281331If you feel that strongly, you'll never be in that situation. Even if you're with someone that wants it, you don't have to agree. And if she would leave you over that you're not that important to her.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH ME HUMAN_MALE_NAMEPUT YOUR Genitalia description not found IN MY Simu-Gina Textured Silicone Sleeve Product速OH YOU ARE SO GOOD AT SEXUAL INTERCOURSEI AM COMINGI AM COMING
>>12281337Okay, I've DEFINATELY cum to worse.Thanks for that, anon~
>>12281385Every thread until you like it!
>>12281337Ooh, link to it?
How are you faggots tonight?
>>12281385
>>12281333Don't worry, you're not fucking Nathan.
How would Equestria deal with Godzilla?
hey anon what are you still doing herei thought tonight was your big date with pony
>>12281408Today was a good day.
>>12281417They are the prey and we are the hunters
>>12281418Wait she was serious?FUCK
>>12281125>mother figure>not a big sister
>>12281408[baah]
>>12281408What is that giraffe doing!?
>>12281407>actually cute EG artWHAT THE FUCK
>>12281417They'd make friends with him after he saves them from Mechagodzilla.
>>12281366Depends. What gender is pony?
>>12281443it's almost cute except for the dougs in itand that weird oc
>>12281443maybe the Eg character are trully qt
>>12281435Licking its newborn.
>>12281468Fluttershy was the cutest.
>>12281488best slut or best slut?
>>12281417Fluttershy.
>>12281475OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWD
>Asked if Mr Zimmerman was being called a hero, the police spokeswoman said: "We're not going that far."
>>12281490Bestest.
>>12281508disgusting
>>12281430what the hell am I listening to
>>12281508which equestria girl isn't wearing panties
>>12281459thats fluttershy anon
>>12281456Whichever.It could be your waifu if you want it to.
>>12281407i would raise her as my own daughter
>>12281531Pinkie Pie, her frosty vagina smell can be sniffed from down the hall.
>>12281508Has anyone drawn those eq girls in like, regular human sneakers or god forbid, sandals?
>>12281508Is it wrong if I unf a little at this?
>>12281531pinkie because she is a slobbering slut
>>12281385how are advancements in sexbot technology coming along?will i be able to lose my virginity to a robot soon
>>12281541>god forbidEverytime I see this I think of molestors.
>>12281541that would require them to look human.they would probably look like popeye if they took their shoes off.
>>12281541>not wanting to wear huge megaman boots
>>12281490you tell me
Why mister? I just want to go home to my parents.Stop calling me ranbo dash.You dont feed me enough, plain yogurt isnt food.
>>12281540>>12281548>Pinkie waits until no one is looking, gets your attention, and then quickly flashes you>her bright pink pubes are neatly trimmed into a little heart shape
>>12281570quiet pony
>>12281550
>>12281574She turns around and bends over quickly, revealing balloons on her ass cheeks.Gives it a quick little slap before bouncing off.
>>12281563>megaman bootssuddenly I'm imagening EQG having the mm2 openingit actually could have been better that way>they have a joke where someone lands on something spiky>they explode into blue circles with the magaman death sound
>>12281574gross
What if EG didn't take place on earth, but was in a simulated magic world created by celestia to fool shimmer and minimize the damage potential?What if autism?
>>12281574fuckwhy do i always go for the crazy flirty party girlsher labia are in a heart shape
>>12281564>Scoots with big breastsThe fuck? Not that I mind it.
which pony is the most autastic?
>tfw no one to draw you lewd birthday art
>>12281608You are.
>>12281606Ella es una chichona
>>12281597So Twilight Town in KH2?
>>12281606maybe she was latina in EG after all
>>12281606Turns out she's an early bloomer. Those B cups will be Cs in a few months
>>12281608Every pone is in your headEvery pone is autistic as youSuch is a fan of the fandom
>>12281633Ds after midterms
>>12281539What's this from?
>>12281628>>12281631Still my favorite fanon.>>12281633>>12281641Yes please!
>>12281641JJs at graduation
>>12281564there is nothing there.it's actually kind of disturbing how there is no cleavage real girls show that shit off.also the animators were some of the laziest shittiest assholes if they can't draw feet properly so they have to hide it in huge shoes.
>>12281597what if celestia goes into it for daily sex and then resets it when she gets outwhat if she wanted shimmer defeated so she could go back to raping everyone
>>12281606>>12281633>>12281641>slow breast expansionoh christ what are you doing to my dick
mareteats
>>12281651where you really expecting that they show normal tits ?
>>12281641She'll be buying new bras at the store bimonthly, her tits spilling out of any blouse or buttoned down shirt she wears. Much to the envy of her friends, even if the other CMC are getting taller, its Scoot who's getting bustier
>tfw you discover your pony waifu isn't a virginWhat do I do?This fucking sucks.
>>12281616You just have to post with a name and trip. It is the only way to get anyone here to care about you and your drawings.
>>12281645>>12281407
>>12281680I wouldn't mind.
>>12281680Don't waifu Pinkie or Rarity
>>12281595Actually, I'm suprised they havn't done a disney joke with the Crystal EmpireYou know how the whole rainbow thing goes over the Eifel tower intro? They totally could have had that as a begining joke, and then having some film crew ponies immedeatly be there filming it "wrapping the scene up" as the camera scrolls over to twilight's gang.
>>12281626*rip*it's filled with the cum of all the guys she's fucked that night, which comes shooting out under the pressure, right in your face*SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTT**PPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBHHHHTTTTT**BLURP**ooze**SPLAT*
>>12281674not really, just made it even more unbelievable.
>>12281680...Why is it important that she's a virgin?
>>12281680Of course she's not a virgin.You're the one who took her virginity.
>>12281422Why is Klondike drawing sexy goat asses? I can't deal with this right now.
>>12281680So she won't just lay there like a stiff board or flux around like she is having a seizure?I fail to see a problem here anon
>>12281693Still unf.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/142536/6ffa685f7a/^ This is very, very relevant.
>>12281699She didn't wait until marriage.She sucked someone else's dick.She's going to kill me in my sleep and take my money.Virgins are the best.
>>12281407>Go to Equestria>Ponies are that sizeWhat do?
>>12281657>>12281679>she's thankful the school doesn't have a uniform>but she needs to buy a new track team shirt halfway through each semester>and they're awful sore and sensitive most days nothing a cool compress and a gentle massage can't handle, though
>>12281723Become the pony
>>12281564>tfw you realize Luna had the biggest bust in EqG
>>12281680>Mai waifu is PinkieOf course she's not gonna be a virgin. She pretty much embodies the concept of fun, loves to throw parties, knows everyone in Ponyville and loves to make people happy above all. I can't imagine a situation where she WOULD be a virgin.
>>12281712Still my favorite human Luna.
>>12281735>best breast>worst face
>>12281714These rewrites are always so universally stupidAnd hilarious
>mlpg talks about horsecocks all day>acts upset at the idea that horsecocks have been in their waifu before them
>>12281735i still like sunset's shimmersnice tight b-cups
>>12281715You seem delusional.
>>12281735>Celestia is smallerTHIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS IN MY HEAD CANON
>Secret of the Magic Crystal has cardsHAHA time to collect horses
Celestia Quest resuming in 46 hours.
>>12281754I don't see the connectionand those are usually gayfags
You're going to marry Celestia!
>>12281754It doesn't seem like anyone's really getting upset at the idea.
>>12281747I'm sorta partial to this one
>>12281785but I love Rainbow Dash
>>12281776It's OK, it's only Equestria Girls
>>12281422I liked the one Jailbait did best.
>>12281754I never talk about horsecocks anon.I'm not gay.
>>12281776Ugh, the EqG Celestia and Luna are fucking horrid looking.
>>12281793what the fuck is wrong with their heads
>>12281769No, you are.Waifu virgins are the best.
>>12281754Woah, how did pony get into my stash?! I even put it on top of the cabinets so she couldn't reach it!
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>>12281680don't care.i know i will last longer than a horse.they then will crave the monkey dick
>>12281728>it' not like it's that detrimental to her daily life, and all the attention she's getting is a bit of a plus>being shorter than everyone else invariably means the person talking to her must look down to maintain eye contact, not that they're eyes are ever reaching her light purples, as the tightly pressed expanse of cleavage she gladly likes to show off jiggles so enticingly with every subtle movemement she makes
>>12281776principal celestia was a stone cold bitchwhy was she so roboticwhat happened to my lovely "happy tuesday, twilight" goddess
>>12281807So is everything else in EqG.
>>12281793Why do her feet bow?
Dubs decide lewd horse for me to draw
>>12281818Hola Endii
>>12281754>>acts upset at the idea that horsecocks have been in their waifu before themI unf at that personallyI'd unf extra hard if I'm biggerI'd unf even harder if I'm better
>>12281735I think EG Luna is cute.
>>12281822i don't know what happened to your goddess, but celestia wasn't there either
>>12281818So who was this "friend"?
>>12281812he gives unicorns/alicorns elf ears instead of horns
>>12281830Rainbow Dash all dolled up
>>12281776>implying she isn't wearing a restraining bodice underneath that business attire
>>12281830derpy
>>12281785>my life flashes before her eyes>to a thousand+ year old goddess, i seem to age overnight>i am disgusting to her>i am forgotten as decades are like years to her
>>12281830Cherilee
>>12281830Octavia cum inflation
>>12281816It's called magic anon.
>>12281830Flutter anal
>>12281830derpy with a hat on
>>12281830Sweetie Belle snuggling a pillow and looking at the viewer
>>12281830Cloudchaser
>>12281849uh, not the best pic for demonstration
>>12281866We have a winner.
I would Rarity's mom.With the pants on.
>>12281866bueno
YEAA E YEAA E YEAA
>>12281902With your mouth?
>>12281866That could've gone much worseok
>>12281831Ciao>>12281845Some asshole I used to hang out with he had a petty grudge against me
For that anon that wanted this colored, here you go!
Pony snouts are crotch high
>>12281902Clothed sex is best. Specially if it's in a public place.
Would you shake it with Twi
>>12281908NOW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIT JUST A MINUTE
>>12281923yes
>>12281923and adorableI would rub it and feel the warm pony breath escape from the nostrils
>>12281927She can't dance, that's one thing that will never change.
>>12281865Rarity is a slut.
>he still doesn't have a vagina
Oh, and requests?
>>12281916Well you sure fell straight into his trap.
>>12281923Gloomy's butt would be crotch high
>>12281954Draw Ms.Peachbottom wearing booty shorts.
>>12281937But would it feel as good feeling that hot breath run over your crotch while your cock sits in pony's mouth?
>>12281954More punch horse.
>>12281954Discord dressing up in Celestia's jewelry, shoes, and makeup. Celestia looking none too pleased about it.Fluttershy sitting on a telephone wire with a bunch of birds sitting on the same wire on either side of her.Zecora in a GGG dress.Young Granny Smith in a GGG dress.
ooohhhhhh~
>>12281954Applejack in a frilly skirt
>>12281954>>12279996
>>12281881c-can i sleep with you tonight?
>>12281954I request you make another really cute OC. Then draw her butt.
>>12281923That means that if they stand on their hind legs, they are the optimum height for hugging!
>>12281967Yes, snouts are glorious
>>12281922I LOVE IT
>>12281922das greatdat scrunch
>>12281981Of course you can.
>>12281394http://arch.413chan.net/mlp12263896.htmlStarts at 12266752.
>>12281923*snuff snuff*Hey anon! You didn't tell me you had a horn too!
>>12281922Jesus Dooks, you're on a roll lately
>>12281946I just washed that table motherfucker
>>12281981No not after the last 2 timesThis is my last set of clean sheets
>>12282001
>>12281974unnnnngggghhhhuhh... uh...AHHHHHHHHHHH*splurt splurt splurt splort*
>>12281997I can never tell if that's supposed to be a second Dash or just Fluttershy dressed as Dash
>>12282022ew gross I'm not gonna hug a pony
>>12281923What if pone scrunched accidentally against a girl's crotch
>>12282024*TOOOOOOOOT*FFFBBBBBBBLLLLLLL**AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH**Neigh* Sorry...
pony thinks you're a fag
>>12281926unfthe idea of being balls deep inside someone in a public place while the site of your joining is covered up by her skirt, trying to get each other off while desperately trying not to arouse suspicion is incredibly exciting
>>12282010The joke is that she thinks Anon's erect penis is a horn.
>>12282013Yeah, I've been slacking off this past weeks so now I think I found a good-suiting coloring method, glad you guys are liking it so far!I'll take more requests later, for now I have to go do errands.
>>12282030Without knowing anything about it I'd guess a 2nd Dash since same eye color. I did really love it when Fluttershy dressed up as Dash though. I could see a whole reverse roleplay thing where they pretend to be each other while ponying,
Which pone(s) would be into yuri?
>>12281922hnggggg
>>12282022I will probably keep my arms wrapped around you all night.
>live in Ponyville>all the pones make it a hobby to make you unf>it never goes anywhere serious but they share stories about it when you arent around
>>12281821>when she hugs you, you wish you were the shorter one>they feel really soft right now>she's not wearing a bra again, she must've gained another size>you can feel her nipples poking through the thin fabric of her tee
>>12282044Pony is mostly right
>>12282060those ponies
>>12282060The gay one
>>12282072pony thinks you're such a fag you'd deep throat his length
>>12282044Why?
>>12282060girls can't love girls
>>12282043fuck that's hotdo it right in my face
>>12282060>implying that's yurithey're just friends you sicko
>>12282013>tfw no improvement no matter how hard you try
>>12282010>Hey anon! You didn't tell me you had a horn too!
>>12282060but that's forbidden love!
>>12281802Is that his dick?
>>12282078I'd certainly tryI can only manage about 6" though
>>12282094Oh my god do I try
>>12282094mewball pls
>>12282042that's how babby is formed
>>12282101How does a pony moon some one if they're already naked?
Badger my ass it's probably Milhouse.
>>12282059Shame that we don't have fanfiction writers anymore. This is a god tier fapfic concept.
>>12282094>implying any of our artists have improved
>>12282101why is mooning a word
>>12282083
stop putting penises into butts, its gross
>>12282101>>12282116Luna should demonstrate what mooning Anon is all about
>>12282101Ponies are terrible. They shouldn't do that.
>>12282008No caps or pastebin? Archive threads are kind of fucked for me.
>>12282125>implying Ross
>>12282094>tfw you draw stuff but no one cares because you aren't a huge attention-whoring namefag
What should I give my two favorite ponies?
>>12282060
>>12282132Butts are nice thoughYou should try putting your penis in one
>>12282143unfortunately not
>>12282148eggs
>>12282149>your
>Luna has smallest ass>Princess of the night cant moon people
>>12282148the d
>>12282148Set them up on a date with each other.
Pony could just take you in their mouth and relax, suckling gently and tonguing your frenulum. She could do it for hours without stopping, but honestly, how long would it take to have you shaking all over? And how much longer could you last before begging her to move. All it would take is a single bob of her head, or a lick right over your tip.
>>12282132what's gross about it?
>>12282071>its even more surprising that she wants to go the gym today, and since she has a guest pass you're invited>she's wearing sweatpants and that too tight T and after half an hour of warm ups (exposing a fair amount of cleavage through the stretched V neck tee she's wearing) her sweat has begun to soak more and more into the shirt, sticking to her body like a second skin 45 minutes into her routine>with every exercise it looks like her ample bosom is going to tear straight down the middle of her shirt >jogging on the treadmill is much more difficult with your boner slapping against your thigh
>>12282158Scrambled?>>12282172No, we're friends.>>12282175But they're both girls!
>>12282109no, but i understand his reasoning behind potentially quitting art. i'm just burnt out on it. the only art can be ever fun is essentially self-sabotage, indulgence in the comfort zone. i can't improve while having fun and grinds me down and i starting to doubt that it's worth it
>>12282131no, he's right
>>12282178I don't want pony to do that.
>>12282124
>>12282139>Ponies are terrible. They shouldn't do that.They're just having a little fun with you anon
>>12282188and i can't into english either. i better sleep now.
hey mlpgno reading tonightjokewhy does twilight stick people with her horncause it sure smarts
>>12282164Smallest, but also the tightest.
what if girls can love girlswhat if girl ponies like girl ponies
>>12282211why do they care what I think
>>12282215scrubbles are you dying
>>12282071>she'll never rest her head under your chin and snuggle her back against your chest, letting you fondle her sizable chest while her hands rest over yours
>>12282221impossible
>>12282215I am getting real tired of your shit Scrubbles.
http://imgur.com/v8MKUOY>accidentally fapped to EQG>when i promised i never wouldTHANKS LAUREN FAUST
>>12282211Are you sureI think in this particular case, those ponies want anon to fuck them.
http://mlpg.co/ot/res/86.htmlholy fuck
0-4: Vidya5-9: Music
>>12282221Dumb and gay
Pony fell asleep while sucking you off.But she's still sucking
>>12282199
>>12282239>getting off to thatuhreally
>>12282211GG, draw an anon whose an actual guy.
>>12282221What if girls like girl ponies?
>>12282261He's still right.
>>12282239The actual EQG faces look a lot better than that
>>12282247Welcome to three days ago, shitposter
>>12282263>GG, draw an anon whose an actual guy.you mean like onionhead
>>12282260I'd run my hands through her hair reassuringly and pull out before I cum so she doesn't gag
>>12282262Not him, but I've fapped to an EG Rarity fapfic and that EG Diamond Tiara pic GR did.
>>12282239will you fap to this ?
>>12282211>this will never happen to me>and it's so cute tooit hurts
>>12282215you didn't even spoiler the punchline
>>12282271>implying that girl doesn't love a girl
>>12282261look at that ugly catsmells badnobody likes it0/10 would not contract
>>12282211GG, could you draw anon riding a mighty steed?Nonsexually, of course.
>>12282239I thought this was going to be a picture of you jerking it. Dissapointing.
>>12282262i had a bunch of tabs open and was going through them while fapping. when i got to this one i blew my load for some reason at the time it seemed extremely hot.
>>12282283>you mean like onionheadI forgot about him. Give him a real name.
>>12282283Why doesn't onionhead want to have sex with Fluttershy
>>12282271
>>12282316He's not into ponies.
>>12282308A lot of things seem hot when you are right on the edge.
>>12282283Draw Tex anon now. Would love to see him rendered in your style.
ponuts
>>12282283Fluttershy gets Onionhead drunkBrings him to her cottageThings get hotWhiskey dick.
>>12282326what a faggot
What is love?What is girl?
>>12282316>Why doesn't onionhead want to have sex with FluttershyBecause he's not attracted to horses>>12282314>I forgot about him. Give him a real name."That Human"
>>12281964
>>12282329My browser history is a monument to this.
>>12282339>Draw Tex anon now.ha ha ha ha ha hano
>>12282347HNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>12282293im sorry ill try againSo scootaloo is getting another episode. Could be fun. I just hope thigs dont fly over her head
>>12282347expedient
>>12282329>tfw i bought a dildo again because the thought of it drives me crazy when im horny>i really dont like anal penetration all that much
>>12282239Geez, why do you have such horrible tastes in porn? I actually feel ashamed for you.
>>12282347Classy.Just how I love them. Great fucking job.
>>12282341>tfw
>>12282359What is a thig?
>>12282347I NEED MORE PEACHBOTTOM BUTT
>>12282347Now Harshwhinny in fishnets
>>12282306Who the hell are you?
>>12282345>Because he's not attracted to horsesWhat a fuckin' faggot.
>>12282352What would pony's browser history look like?
>>12282345GG pls draw Pinkie playing with Caimon
>>12282239if I had a boner I think that would actually kill it
>>12282261
>>12282357Why not?
>>12282361I don't like the thrusting feeling but I love the feeling of being "full" with something thick
>>12282376Please Endii, for me?
>>12282374THIS THIS.
>>12282357Have you ever drawn anyone else's characters?
>>12282407He's drawn Lauren Faust's
>>12282376>>12282398Thirding.
cunnycolt
>>12282381rarity
>>12282413>He's drawn Lauren Faust's
>>12282422>you will never eat out a virginal coltcunny
Taking requests. Nothing too hard, but I DO want to test myself.
>>12282431>Well, this is embarrassing.Yep.
>>12282452Alicorn Twilight faceplant.
>>12282452Miss Peachbottom in delicious thong.
>>12282378obviously a pleb who doesnt use the imgur script
>>12282452Bug pone being super lame
>>12282452Nice nails jerk.Now draw Applebloom
>>12282452Seduca being really fucking tired.
>>12282184>you manage to focus long enough to keep it to a raging semi, your body needs blood elsewhere right now>but then she starts her cooldown cardio, bouncing a little more in that nearly transparent shirt>her stretches let you admire every other curve of her finely toned body>you feel faint...>when you come to, you feel your head nestled in something very soft, Scootaloo looking down at you from above>"You alright?">she's holding your head against her chest>your rock-hard boner is clearly tent-poling in your gym pants if not outright tearing a hole through it
>>12282143http://pastebin.com/FQRUBpLjHere.Happy fapping.
is is sedusa so loudbecause her hair has a lot of volume
Which pony puts the pony in Ponyville?
>>12282506scrubbles plscall 911
>>12282462Doing this. Expect it in the next horse
>>12282378I could ask you the same question, Anon.
>>12282510Mayor Mare
Would you kiss rainbow dash's luscious lips?You're both consenting adults and the emprah says it's totally okay
>>12282510The Mayor
>>12282496I was just going to do itTHANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>>12282520YESI FUCKING LOVE SPAGHETTILIGHT
>>12282552>>12282552>>12282552
>>12282523>Art !IaQKphUgasWho the fuck are you?
>>12282485"A lot better now..."
>>12282345Against my better judgement and the knowledge that the piss did dumb shit with the concept.I'd love to see more awkward flirting Fluttershy with notgiveashitdude
>>12282535No prob.
>>12282560le ebin reshiram maymay xdDDDDDDDDD
>>12282523I'm someone who doesn't need a name to post.Do you actually contribute or are you just a faggot from /mlp/?
>>12282596Yes, that is my name and tripcode. I am a super popular MLPG artist. I draw all the time. Give me your attention. Now, who the fuck are you?
>>12281969>>12282398>>12282420>>12282376Ill get to it hold your...um... ponies i guess...
>>12282431>using multiple windows of a tabbed browserliterally hitler
>>12282485>You tell her with a dumb smile you feel a lot better now>your cheek is pressed against the thin fabric of her t-shirt, the cooling soaked sweat bringing to light your other returning senses, and you get a light whiff of how nice she smells>she shifts her body and you sit up, blushing as your hardon has yet to wilt, and the folds of your shorts aren't doing enough to hide them>"You okay to walk? Right?">stammering out a response is harder than your dick, since all that comes out is a jumbled slur of "yeah Yeah sure">in a few seconds you're almost upright before losing your footing and nearly falling backwards>luckily scootaloo was there to catch you, and you feel her tits compress against your back as she braces herself agaisnt your body and grabs your arms to steady you>she's a lot stronger than she looks too
>>12282710Draw more Berry Munch
>>12282730>those marksAre those wounds, or is she part zebra?
>>12282730>>12282762OH GODMAKE HER PART ZEBRA, SO SHE CAN BE THE PONY EQUIVALENT OF SICILIAN
>>12282756Okay, I'll get to work on it right now. Don't expect me to ever post it though because you guys don't even deserve my presence here.
>>12282817I guess you guessed his trip.
This horse is getting very stale
>>12282754"Th-thanks..."
>>12282817Well you an fuck right off then.
>>12282839No, it's still the same person. There is no way anyone would ever guess this tripcode.
>>12282754>"I shouldn't have worked you so hard. Next time I'll make sure you can keep up!">Scootaloo giggles—and it's a lot girlier than you'd expect from her>"Let's just get you out of here, though. You can shower at my place."
>>12282710...bland anon? That you? "Art" isn't really a name you know. You should get a real one.
I triedhttp://i.imgur.com/ysABp7V.png
>>12282958#WOWZA
>>12282916oh god...s-sounds good to me
>>12282958unf
>>12282849But I am drawing. I always draw. How do you think I became such an MLPG popular artist?I'm going to add in a little bit of a blogpost here but it's okay because I'm popular and I draw so it redeems me from this shitposting. Wow I am so dressed, also I am terrible at drawing. I quit art forever fuck you guys.
>>12281970
>>12282916>you blink through the sweat on your eyelids. Are you still out of it or did she ask you to come with her to shower>stupidly you ask why not to use the gym showers here and bite your tongue for pre-emptively ruining a chance to hang out with her"Have you seen the showers here? Totally gross!" she sticks out her tongue and points to the showers where an overly ripped dude with a mohawk and piercings is walking in with a small towel>you take a swig from the water bottle you have and wipe your mouth as you exit the gym, opening the door for her wasn't something out of courtesy either, you just realized that with your longer reach you could get it open before she did, Scoot is a head shorter than you after all.>the night air is cool and refreshing, a breeze picks up and it's like you've been kissed by an air conditioner>Scoot smirks and breaks into a light jog>Oh god is she serious...
>>12283108try not to stare at her ass.stare at it a lot.
>>12283108>>12283259>at your pace you'll never get a glimpse of her abundant jiggling>but you realize on the way back that her ass looks rather nice, too>you're so lost in staring at it that you don't realize she's picked up her pace already, and you're keeping up without thinking>actually you almost run right into it when she slows down and comes to a stop at her house>lights are off, completely silent>"Parents are out for the weekend."
>>12283306"You don't say..."Try to contain your lewd thoughts.
>>12283306>>12283340>"You don't say...">The place looks particularly lived in as Scootaloo kicks her shoes off. There's a laundry basket full of clothes in the corner of the room, and raincoats hanging up on the rack. Before you can take a step she tosses a sock at your face.>"Hey! No shoes in the house! Take your runners off and leave them by the door," she hisses at you, taking off her other sock>you comply and struggle with your double knots, and your efforts to remove your footwear standing on one leg are in vain>sitting on the mat you manage to take both of them off and sigh, putting them next to Scootaloos petite size 5s. You look up to ask Scoot what floor the shower is on when you catch your tongue in your throat>Scootaloos took off her sweat soaked t-shirt and thrown it in a ball onto the floor, and is untying the band in her long, purple ponytail>in the dim light from the porch you can see her strong back muscles flexing with the motion and you savor the sights of the bouncing joy as her tits jiggle around.>of course she is facing away from you as she tends to her hair, so you only catch the sides of them, but it's enough to get you hard as stone again>Scoot flips her hair around and starts walking down the hallway, glancing to you before asking "You like hot showers or cold showers?
>>12283511H-Hot...
>>12283555>she grins and turns around, and folds her arms across her chest, the expanse of titflesh barely covered by her small arms"Well that's an issue, because I love hot showers, and that sucks because the water in my house is just hot enough for 1 five minute shower">Scootaloo unfolds her arms and removes her gym shorts, revealing her tanned, dark legs to you and giving you an eyeful of her white panties. Unfortunately she'd in shadow, and you don't get a glimpse of anything else>Biting her lip, she leans against the doorframe and looks you up and down>"So, we can each have a hot shower for 2 and a half minutes each... orrrr... we can have one hot shower for five minutes.>you dumbly open your mouth a few times but no words come out, and Scootaloo giggles girlishly again, her long hair bouncing on her shoulders>I'll get the water running. You make up your mind~
>>12283957Join her.
>>12283957>>12284058>you confidently stride into the bathroom, ready to man up>you just about slip on the tile when you see her completely bare, delicious, rounded bottom peeking out at you from underneath a towel she's wrapped around herself>when she looks back at you you can see a hint of the fullness of her chest>there's so much of her there it holds up the towel on its own>she smirks and kicks her panties off of her ankle, landing them at your feet>"Aren't you getting undressed?"
>>12284176Try not to fumble with your zipper.Holy god look at dat booty.
>>12284058>the rug almost flies off the wood floor with how fast you're at the bathroom door, and you almost trip over something in the dark; a brief glance and the feeling of cotton on your toes registers the item as Scootaloos panties>the lights are off in the bathroom too, but your eyes have adjusted enough and you catch the jiggle of her ass as the glass shower door slides shut and the sound of water rushing through the pipes fills your ears. The towel she was just wearing dangles haphazardly on the sink>your T shirt has been off since the hallway and your pants have been at your ankles since the bathroom door, and now you're struggling with an erection obstructing your boxers>finally you're stripped down, and walk up to the shower stall as a million thoughts of what to say what she'll say to you and what the best way to enter the shower would be>your brain too busy and with your body on autopilot you dumbly rap on the glass and ask to come inside>Scootaloo smirks and slides the door open; steam already forming from the hot water. Her wet hair pools around her neck and chest as you stare at her two lovely breasts just inches from your face, water dripping off her dark nipples and onto her soft belly>"Is asking permission something you usually do, or just for me~"
>>12284176>>12284317WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!
>>12284378I meant to link>>12284176instead of the one I linked.
>>12284317"I-I, uh...wow..."Step inside.
>>12284317>>12284410>"There might be enough space for two people in here...">Scootaloo steps aside, but not so much that you don't brush up against her water-slick body as you slide into the stall with her>"...if they're friendly enough.">her smile is gone, replaced with an expectant look, an almost hungry expression in her eyes>and then soap>"Can you get my back?"
>>12284698Rub her back nice and slow. Let yourself feel the contours of her muscles under your fingertips.And give her butt a feel while you're at it.
I love Twilight
>>12284698>>12284763>the water cascades over her head and down her strong back, and she lifts her hair out of the way and parts the soaked purple locks so they're resting on her chest>the sinewy muscles seem almost magnified by the water, and you rub the bar of soap at her shoulder blades. Taking the opportunity to steady yourself you grip one hand on her shoulder, and you feel her traps flex in your palms. Damn she is all muscle in there!>you soap up in between her shoulderblades, and switch to her other side but now instead of resting your hand on your shoulder you let if slide down to her sides, and then let it drop further until you've got it resting on her hip>considering the situation you're in and where you are you glide down to her ass and give her a firm squeeze>Scootaloo giggles, and then moans, just a little, and she presses her chest against the shower door, pushing her ass into your palm >Scootaloo has enough ass that's she pushing her cheeks into something else as well, and you feel the water dip in tempature as the head of your cock brushes against her plump ass
