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Pretty ponies edition!

old horse
>>12172309
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>>12177291
I love that pretty pony!
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>>12177291

>derpy
>pretty

pick one faggot
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>12177310
HI DERPY!
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>>12177316
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>>12177312
Screw your logic! I pick both!
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Ponies are gay
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>>12177334
CAREFUL, DERPY! THAT THING IS DELICATE!
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We ugly horses now?
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>>12177345
Well, this pony is ugly, for sure.
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>>12177345
We pretty pony (and human) now.
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>>12177348
I wouldn't either. I prefer to cuddle or hang out with the sun pony, though.
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>>12177360
oh goodness, that hair is just 2cute
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We hyper ded,
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>>12177374
I dont even know where to start, there are too many things I dislike in that picture.
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>>12177374

>>12177412
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>>12177374

I would roughly cuddle and sincerely love the fuck out of that sun horse
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>>12177411
>that sad "why" look on her face
;__;
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>>12177412
>>12177438
Fine. Have this.
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>pretty pony edition
>posts ugly pone
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>>12177466
But Derpy is a cute and pretty pony!
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>>12177466
He didn't post Rarity
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>>12177463

these feels oh god


cryingwilf.jpg
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http://redintravenous.tumblr.com/post/55780817624/i-cant-stand-my-art-style-anymore-i-need-to
>rediv bites the dust
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>>12177463
>tfw I could actually feel my eyes watering up for a second
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>jpg
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derpy pls keep making threads
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>>12177512
>not .bmp
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>>12177492
But she's a pretty pony too!
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>>12177503
I like it when artists try to change their style

It's fun to watch the transformation
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>>12177512

>tfw I've never seen the .gif
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>>12177539
I really wish that the whole muffin thing would just die
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>tfw (You)
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>>12177558
>tfw !
>It's /b/linker anon
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>>12177546
Better than shipping her with Dr. Whoves
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>>12177576
>tfw reply
>it a blank post
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>>12177577
Both are pretty awful.
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I DO LIKE THING
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>>12177537
>Braeburned enters MLPG
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>>12177603
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>>12177576
You must be a terrible poster.
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>>12177599
someone should replace the pony in that image with Twilycorn
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>>12177603
___ok___
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why is fluttershy so normal?
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>>12177604
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>>12177603
YOU ARE KILLING 4CHAN WITH YOUR ENJOYMENT OF THING
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>>12177617
Why are you so mean anon? I only wanted to be friends with you...
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>>12177642
are there ponies there?
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>>12177291
all ponies are pretty and all deserve our love
>inb4 autism
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>>12177620
>Normal

>Obsessive about something
>Keeps to herself
>Anxiety

Normal for MLPG I suppose
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>>12177649
i might draw some later
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>>12177622
That song is the only reason to watch the remake
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>>12177641
Fuck that guy Twilight. I'll be friends with you. Now wanna go with me and Rarity to get something to eat?
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>>12177653
that was the joke
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>>12177658
What's that gif from anyways?
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>>12177664
man, hat guy is probably my second or third favorite tumblr
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>>12177675
The Producers you plebian
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What an awful thread.
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>wake up
>open MLPG
>first thing I see is Derpy's smiling face
yes
today will be a good day
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>>12177546
Sadly, it will never go away. Same with >>12177577
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>>12177688
Shit, it is?
I've only seen the 1968 version
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>>12177704
http://vimeo.com/10203916
Well watch this and pretend it doesn't exist
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>>12177704
>the 1968 version
That is the only version.
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>>12177712
In the same way that there are only 3 Star Wars movies?
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>>12177546
Tough luck, chucklefuck. The original fanon personalities for Lyra, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Dr. Hooves, and Derpy will never die because that's all the fandom had to go with at the time and now it's become "tradition" and, essentially, factual.
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>>12177722
Yup.
Only 1 Matrix movie.
Only 3 Indiana Jones movies.
Only 0 Airbender movies.
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>>12177724
Well I reject your "tradition" because fuck you I do what I want.
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>>12177767
Well, exactly. The only way to fight it is to create original content that strays from it. But the trouble is, your straying has to be so good you can convince the bleating masses of bronies that it's better than tradition.

It's not that /you/ can't, it's that the rest /won't/ stray from the norm.
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>>12177761
She would use emotions and feelings to turn into an immortal goddess
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What if pony was muslim?
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>>12177856
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>>12177840
Twilight please don't cry...
C'mere...It's gonna be okay...Everything's gonna be okay...
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>>12177856
don't you ever say that again
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>>12177856
>if
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>>12177856
>Fluttershy
It would be a dream come true. I would totally ask her to be my bride!
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>>12177864
That's not a Muslim pony. That's a Klan pony.
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>>12177816
It's just annoying to see anything related to muffins in a Derpy every time. I get that they're supposed to be her favorite snacks or whatever, but tone it down you fucks.
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>>12177879
would you convert or would you let her execute you like the infidel pig you are?
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This is a pony.
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>>12177856
Rarity being black is the only one that upsets me.

that bitch is whiter than sour cream and anyone thinking otherwise is wrong
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>>12177864
>>12177883
>>>/kkk/
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>>12177893
that is a very cute pony
I would go to her convention if it were in my area
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>>12177884
Same bothers me with Lyra with the human thing.
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>>12177893
10/10
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>>12177884
Yeah, it is a bit of a shame. That's why I made her a Seer in my fanfiction.

Row, row, fight the power. Besides that, we just ignore what we don't like and move on.
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>>12177893
NO SHE'S NOT
GODDAMN MAN ARE YOU BLIND? I MENA FUCK.
THAT'S A FUCKING HORSE.
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>>12177905
Lyra is always crazy

If you make a not crazy lyra it just isn't lyra
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>>12177912
she's not crazy
she's just very excitable
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>>12177911
oh
OH FUCK
Well, at least tell me that these are cute puppy dogs.
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>>12177856
I hope she doesn't hold very strong views about it

I'd hate for my waifu to be ruined by fanaticism
I'm totally fine with her wearing a hijab if she chooses though
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>>12177631
>liking thing
WORSE THAN ONE THOUSAND HITLERS
A KILOHITLER, IF YOU WILL
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>>12177890
>implying am I not one already

>>12177893
That is a very horsey horse.
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>>12177916
>She's not crazy
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>>12177905
That too. Lyra being eccentric, peppy and very excitable is fine though.

>>12177908
Link to it?
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>>12177912
Yes, I like the crazy and excited part.

I don't like when they go overboard so much that humans is the only thing she craves for.
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>>12177916
SHE WANT'S TO RAPE TWILIGHT
GOD DAMN TWILIGHT'S REFUSAL TO WAVE AT HER BACK IN CANTERLOT BROKE HER. SHE STALKED HER TO PONYVILLE AND NOW SHE'S FINALLY READY TO MAKE HER MOVE.
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>>12177925
>Kilohitler
Every time
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>>12177927
she's just got a lot of spirit
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>>12177928
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15353/Inner-Glory
Apologies for advertising.
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Bon Bon isn't crazy about it, but Lyra just loves to dance
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>>12177930
I personaly like the humans thing, but it should always be in moderation
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>>12177940
Ponies are cute and I love to talk about them. More so in the past.

I usually tab out or leave when you guys go full retard, though.
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Is 4chan being a butt for anyone else?
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>>12177936
You know really no one ever tries to make something with Twilight and Lyra.
I mean both are from Canterlot and Lyra look fucking hurt after Twilight just passed by her.
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>>12177954
>almost 200k words
>71 chapters
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>>12177954
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15353/Inner-Glory
>189,157 words total

Jesus, I guess i should get started.
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>>12177965
I am ponying just fine. I think its in your end.
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>>12177954
>189,157 words total
Holy words man
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>>12177963
Do you like that pony? She can be pretty cute sometimes.
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>>12177979
fluttershy is my waifu
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>>12177954
why would you write 190,000 words of something when you aren't even talented enough to create your own characters and settings?
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>>12177969
What if Twilight is like Lyra's idol? I mean Twilight is very good at magic and Celestia's personal student.
What if Lyra sees her as an inspiration and wants to be like her? She takes it a bit too far by also moving in Ponyville.
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>>12177997
oh boy here we go
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>>12177927
Lyra was Raiden all along.
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>>12177954
what the fucking fuck is this shit
publishing fundraiser? 71 chapters? 190k words? get the fuck out to /mlp/ or some shit and stay out. this cancer should not be tolerated here
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>>12177979
I adore Fluttershy. She is so sweet and gentle. I love it that she has a respectable episode in Season 3 and I hope she would get more in the next season.
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>>12177985
I'm sorry you have to suffer so much.
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>>12178005
Trying to hard man.
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>>12177954
Fifty bucks says 20,000 of those 190,000 words are adverbs.
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>>12178005
>get the fuck out to /mlp/
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>>12178005
>Cancer
no, Alan, it's lupus.
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>>12177954
That's quite the, uh, dedication.
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>>12178008
I'm a flutterfag but KCAFO was terrible.
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>>12177985
>>12178008
Aw look, she's so happy!
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>>12178008
>completely ruining one of the best characters of the show
>respectable

FLUTTERFAGS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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>>12178015
>lupus
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>>12178027
No she isn't. She's dead on the inside. She's only happy on the outside to not worry her friends.
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>>12178033
I completely missed the ruining part.
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Edging to ponies feels good
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>>12178010
that's what you think

>>12178027
happy pony is a good pony
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>>12177997
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>>12177954
>Almost 200k words

Naw man
That's 2 short books worth
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>>12178033
Oh suck it up.
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>>12178037
I dunno, she seems a bit pink on the inside, but I'd hardly call that dead.
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Reminder: Cuddling is essential to healthy pony growth and development.
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>>12178010
Fluttershy got hit hard in Season 2, but I feel more sorry for Twilight. My god, what did they do to her?

>>12178027
Fluttershy is cute when she is happy.
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>>12178051
>calling fanfic "writers" out on their worthless attempts to be internetfamous
>bait
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>>12178058
DAYWALKER
NIGHTSTALKER
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>>12177954
>incomplete

what the christ
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>>12178062
I really hope AJ, FS, and Rarity get to do something cool in season 4.

It won't happen though because the show will exclusively focus on Twilycancer from now on.
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>>12178094
>That's what people actually believe
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>>12178047
My dick is all sore because ponies are too sexy, I can't keep my hands off it
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>>12178107
HE'S NOT GAY
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>>12178098
If that stupid book about Cadence is anything to go by, this is probably going to happen
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>>12177997
>implying I'm haven't, and that I'm not just using the pony fanbase for guaranteed readers who don't know me IRL

>>12178005
It took two years, and the fundraiser is because a few of my fans begged me for physical copies. I was trying to see if it would be worthwhile. Apparently, yes. I garnered $1,050.

>>12178013
You've intrigued me. What makes you say that?

>>12178053
Yeah, just about. The published version's going to be huge. Maybe too big.


Spoiler'd pic is coverart one of my fans is working on. The shading's not done on Twilight's hair and the smoke-pony, but otherwise it's mostly finished.

Yes, they approached me first.
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Would you DP a pony
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>>12178131
no
would you let a pony give you the DT?
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>>12178128
no this is just sad
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>>12178131
No, I've only got one penis.
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>>12178099
Don't squeeze so hard, use gentle pressure, especially on your head or you'll desensitize yourself.
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>>12178094
I hope each ponies get their own spotlight in Season 4!
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Oh good
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>>12178162
thanks Dr. Mulpug
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>>12178162
>tfw deathgrip
>tfw can still cum before tiring myself out
Aww yea
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I think corgis are better.
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>>12178219
Only because you asked nicely.
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>>12178234
same
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>>12178219
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>>12178131
yes
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>>12178128
So, in terms of tone and content, what can I expect from this fic?

I love fics that do worldbuilding, but I am detered by fics that paint the walls in gore. is the violence used in a tasteful maner?
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>>12178257
>Plan your horsefucking events
Every time.
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>>12178257
>you will never find horsefucking nearby
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>>12178233
So don't jerk off for a week or so, you'll get a lot of sensitivity back so you can stop squeezing so hard, there's more to masturbation than squeezing for dear life. Changing up stimulation also helps a lot, like rubbing your head with your palm, if you do one thing the whole time it becomes less and less pleasurable
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I remember when I had high hopes for the comic.
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>>12178257
>explore horsefucking in 3D
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>>12178284
The comic is great though
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>>12178287
OCCULUS RIFT HORSEFUCKING
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>>12178284
>muh hat
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>>12178273
But then I wouldn't last as long with my bf
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I want to rub personhorse Dash's feet after she spent all day working out
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>>12178315
I want to rub personhorse Trixie's back after a successful magic show
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>>12178306
>This displays a dumb earth pony's lack of understanding.
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>>12178128
>1,050 USD

HOLY CELESTIA. You should milk more money from these suckers.
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>>12178320
Do you think she'd fondle your junk with her magic while you do?

Not enough to get you off
Just to get you in the mood for later
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>>12178284
What didn't you like about it?
It's not 10/10, but I think it does a very good job for being an all-ages comic book made out of an MLP cartoon -and a couple of micros were great.
That is, assuming you don't get funnyflustered at minor BG ponies appearing at random with pandas.
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>>12178264
Let me put it this way, author here, of course. I added on the gore tag to cover my rear from any complaints of "You didn't warn me!"

The violence is usually relatively short and decided quickly. I tried to keep it honest, but not overbearing. The first example that comes to mind is a griffon leaping at a pony wielding a blade. The pony manages to dodge the attack and use the griffon's momentum to make a counter-attack. The griffon's stomach is wounded, and I mention, for a sentence, that it struggled to comprenhend its innards spilling out before it blacks out.

The wounds themselves can be horrific, but I don't take time explaining every glistening drop. And, as a general rule, the characters are trying to avoid combat. Nobody likes dying, you know, especially when you come back afterwards.
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>>12178320
Some artanon drew a picture of human Trixie sitting on a guy's face while giving him a footjob, I wish I saved them
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>>12178336
She does that all day long. Constant mild stimulation, enough to make you want to cum desperately, but not enough to actually get you there.
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>>12178345
that was jailbait
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>>12178336
I think she'd fondle your whole body
you wouldn't even notice that your hands are taking up less and less space on your her back

>>12178345
This?
http://derpibooru.org/372654

there's no footjob but I'm getting this is what you're referring to
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>>12178343
piss off with your grimdark bullshit
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>>12178343
Good, That's perfectly fine and can even make for a rich narrative

I'll probably start my binge of this fic when I get back from chem lectures
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>>12178363
he drew another pic of a footjob with her in toeless socks
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>>12178364
anon pls, we're trying to have a conversation here
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>>12178364
no, that's just dark or upsetting content.

Grim dark is blood for the sake of blood
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>you will never have an agoraphobic little pony to stay inside with
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https://derpibooru.org/377397
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>>12178373
oh, neat

http://derpibooru.org/372655
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>>12178320
I would love this more than anything. Just hearing her coos and moans while working on her back, helping her feel relaxed and at ease.
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monstergirls are the best
I wish there was a fic about them with pony
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>>12178330
Heh, well, I have to deliver on the first thing first.

>>12178379
I actually just recalled that I wrote that specific example as a tribute to Jurassic Park. (The book, good sirs.) I read it when I was twelve, and while I was disturbed by the thought of evisceration, Michael Creighton handled it so well I didn't run in horror, but nor did I pass by unphazed.
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>>12178402
>dream girl
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>>12178402
Also this https://derpibooru.org/377407
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>>12178351
>Even when you're miles apart
>She's honed her link to you
>Constantly keeping you horny

>It's even worse when she's out of town
>Her magic lets her feel if you've touching yourself
>It also rules cheating on her right out

>Sometimes you just have to disobey her and jerk one out
>It's not like you really dislike the punishment for it anyway
>And she certainly doesn't dislike the little show you put on for her while she's missing you, especially if she can sneak away to somewhere private when you start
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>>12178421
>good sirs

>>>/ponychan/
>>>/eqd/
>>>/reddit/
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>>12178430
https://derpibooru.org/377391 Heh
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>>12178406
>>12178406

She'd give a mean foejob, unf
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>>12178430
>LACKS PARTNER
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>>12178430
full thing?
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>>12178406
Footjobs with socks/stockings on are the best kind.
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>>12178490
No idea, I was just looking for some porn and this was derpibooru's front page
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I just wasted entire hour migrating from GR to Diggreader just to realize the latter does not have RSS stream... really? RSS reader with no RSS stream?

For the fucks' sake.
I want GR back.
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>>12178448
You're really trying today, aren't you?
>>12178364
>>12178067
>>12177997
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>>12178491
By socks I hope you mean knee or thigh highs

Regular socks are gross
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>>12178495
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>>12178505
Any kind, but preferably stockings
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>>12178430
that face

i'm die
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Requesting luck pone
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>>12178525
you got it
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>>12178525
Found one.
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>>12178525
I just noticed that I don't have any Roseluck saved
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why was derpy wearing paper bags

was it a reference to something

was she too poor to afford a costume
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>>12178525
>people that call her Roseluck
Worse than Hitler and Stalin combined with Ross
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>>12178549
Because she's dumb and she thought that was a good costume.
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>>12178549
She's a very silly pony
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>>12178549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paper_Bag_Princess
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>>12178549
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Would you cuddle Gloomy and your favourite pony at the same time?
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>>12178525
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>>12178554
>Ross
Whoa dude, over the line
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>>12177411
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>>12178563
Yes, Gloomy sexually and the other pony can be my big spoon.
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>>12178554
What would you call her?
Because Roseluck is completely official or anything
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>>12178572
>you will never punch the fausticorn in the face
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>>12177634
i accidentally booped in my pants

help
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>>12178560
Derpy looks very pretty like that.
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>>12178563
she needs a rock hard cock inside her, look at that pout
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>>12178525
Here is a cute rose for you!
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>>12178572

I need to watch JoJo one of these days.
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>>12178581
Paper bags on her hooves and all?
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>>12178576
Fun fact: the pony from the show (Rose) is totally different from Roseluck
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>>12178588
That dress looks more like a came some supervillain would wear
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>>12178576
>Her name in the show is Rose
>her name in that book is Rose
>Let's fucking call her Roseluck because fuck you
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>>12178576
I'd call her Rose.
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>>12178594
Well, sure! She's prepared in case she comes across a mud puddle or something.
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>>12178563
I think Gloomy and I would both cuddle my waifu

I think she'd much rather cling to someone from the show than to me
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>>12178607
>SWEETIE DROPS
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>>12178628
Even ignoring the book she is called Rose in the show multiple times.
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>>12178563
Yes, I would cuddle my poneechan and my ponimouto at the same time.
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>>12178585
I'd spurt all over that fucking tongue.
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>>12178624
But Anon, you've got it all wrong. She's there for you.
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>>12178635
pussy_magnet.jpg
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>>12178607
>Market Salespony
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>>12178635
a very ugly backpack
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>>12178647
>Doctor
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>>12178595
Sick serve m80 *tips fedora*
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>>12178647
>Doctor

not everyone can be a winner in the name lottery
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>>12178656
I'm so euphoric right now
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>>12178654
>>12178663
I BLAME YOU NIGGERS FOR THIS
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>>12178641
that's kind of a rude thing to do
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>>12178647
How fucking depressing must that be
>"Sorry kiddo, you're destined for a lifetime in retail"
>"And you don't even get a nice clean air conditioned shop to work in. Just a town market booth"
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i like hoofs

post pictures of hoofs
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>>12178667
She's a poser
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>>12178696
weirdo
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>>12178607
>Sweetie drops
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>>12178696
best hooves
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>>12178696
Those look so soft and fuzzy...
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>>12178706
Oh yes Rarity's hooves are fucking great. Then you have AJ there ruining the entier thing witth her shit tier muddy hooves.
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>>12178696
Imagine Fluttershy's pretty little pony hooves stomping on your scrotum
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>>12178715

HER HOOVES AINT MUDDY
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>>12178607
what the fuck kind of book is this

it's just printouts of the art assets of the show
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>>12178706
Do you ever want to wrap your hands around the narrow bit of their hind legs?

I bet it'd be all muscly
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>>12178716
stop

i'm becoming erect

i can't stop it

how do you stop a boner
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>>12178715
You could look at it like that, sure. Or you could look at it as AJ's hooves setting Rarity's hooves in motion.
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>>12178732

I wonder if they'd feel good on your genitalia
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>>12178716
http://i.imgur.com/WkkPWga.gif

what if this with ponies?
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>>12178728
That's a rather abstract sweetie bell
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>>12178716
Jesus h I would explode if she was talking dirty in that Flutterbitch voice, oh fuck
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>>12178736
look at granny porn
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>>12178728
what kind of reaction is that
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>>12178728
is anyone else getting a picture of a button thing with handprints
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>>12178728
what
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>>12178728
When did sweetie belle become a contest entry for a videogame?
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>>12178740
Man
Those are some nice balls

I wonder if C&BT makes them swell
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>>12178738
Anon, pls

we say penis here.
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>>12178696
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>>12178740
http://i.imgur.com/yyHCokR.gif
What about this?
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>>12178728
i think 4chan just derped

have you ever had 4chan replace your picture with a completely different one?
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>>12178761
>tfw obscenely large sack and small penis
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>>12178762
Please, don't get lewd about my genitalia.
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>>12178774
Flesh whip
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>>12178770
Snips pls
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>>12178740
>http://i.imgur.com/WkkPWga.gif

Why do people do this to themselves.
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>>12178763
those would be some very big ponies
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>>12178770
>tfw big dick and tight little sack
It's so out of place
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>>12178737
Maybe...but no it ruins everything
Now here's where you can see Rarity's hooves and her ass too in full glory and without second worst pony to ruin everything. I'm talking about AJ in case you're wondering. Because she is second worst pony. Like really second wort pony. Like only Fluttershy is worse and thu wirt pony and that's why AJ i second worst pony.
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>>12178740
>>12178767
FUCKING WHY

NOW MY GROIN HURTS
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>>12178749
it's not helping
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>>12178790
>That fucking tween
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>>12178798
look at potato porn
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hewwo eweypony
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>>12178789
Having a tiny head is worse, my penis looks deformed
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>>12178790
Rarity has best ass in any form.
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>>12178783
>>12178783
kind of like that idea

I've always thought of him as a really short but girthy dick, but that's better
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>>12178802
SCALE Y BITCH
FIX THAT ANCHOR POINT
NOW YOU ARE ANIMATOR
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>>12178770
At least you'll have a big bulge

>tfw grower
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>>12178807
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>>12178790
>AJ
>Second worst

I respect your opinion, even though I disagree with it. Seriously, how can one guy be so wrong? But have some more Rarity with her bouncy little hooves.
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>>12178817
You have no proof of this. We can't even see her ass in this.
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>>12178816
Nanaki go finish the Twixie fic
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>>12178826
>Kill me, Seymore
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>>12178819
Well, mine's bigger!
Oh yeah? Well mine is... heavier?
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>>12178839
unf
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>>12178828
Rarity is the best
Rarity is good
Praise be to Rarity
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>>12178828
Well I wouldn't be that harsh and make her worst pony. Fluttershy is clearly worse than AJ.
I am of course assuming you think she is the worst pony since you don't agree with my opinion and there is no way she is better than the other ponies. Ever. That would be madness. That would be literately worse than Terse
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>>12178696
what do you think pony hoofs smell like
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>>12178830
Hips, ass, whatever.
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>>12178856
Nothing
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>>12178853
I must have come down with a case of the Terseitis, then.
cough cough
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>>12178851
http://derpiboo.ru/272322
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MLPG where can I vote for best pony?
Those ads didn't say where and hasbro's site is blank on the issue.
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>>12178839
I like how they include rather obvious penis jokes in the show, and bronies insist it's perfectly innocent.
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>>12178886
that isn't unf at all
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which pony's hoofs would you worship

i'd tickle sweetie's soft hoofs
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>>12178888
http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/
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>>12178888
http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/
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>>12178893
ye
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>>12178888
it has been decided
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>>12178856
i think they smell like pie
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>>12178856
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>>12178893
same
all i want to do is tickle and massage her little marshmallow hooves
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>>12178909
>>12178897
WHERE THE FUCK IS SAPPHIRE SHORES
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>>12178926
>Wanting to vote a ded pony
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>>12178920
man we really need more unnecessary censorship for pony
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>>12178897
>>12178909
Thanks. Come to think of it, I'm actually glad they made Twi a princess in the way that they did. Now all the other ponies have a chance in popularity contests.
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what if pony is real and we are the fiction
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>>12178941
>you will never be a pony's tulpa
>you will never spend hours touching pony's butt because it's the only thing you can interact with
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>>12178941
Pinkie for the last time we're the ponies, we're real, they're the humans, they're not real.
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COME ON GET UP
LET'S WORK OUT
LET'S GO FOR A RUN
LET'S GO FOR A fuck
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>>12178941
>Someone wrote me into having a terrible life
Even worse
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>>12178941
I'm okay with this.
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>>12178941
OH GOD
WHAT IF WE'RE ALL OCs?
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>>12178958
>you will never have a nice healthy fuck session for the purposes of aerobic exercise
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>>12178971
Who are the black and red ones?
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>>12178971
that would explain why all my clothes are red or black
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>>12178958

Good idea, Lets fuck Sweetie Belle!
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>>12178971
At least I'm not a black and red mary sue
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Eyes Wide Slut edition Sunset Shimmer
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>>12178971
I'm the OC of a pony? eh?
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>>12178995
pff
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Anon dumping comic in /mlp/ if anyone is interested.

>>12178023
>>12178023

Quality isn't the greatest, but it's something.
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>>12178998
Man, she could have been president of the wrestling club or something.
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>>12179004
Yep
Snails' OC
Ross is Snips' OC
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>>12178971
What a silly notion

That would mean that most of us are two-dimensional, one trick ponies with cardboard cutout personalities

Like most brony celebrities
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>>12179011
>implying SB isn't Snails' OC
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>>12178971
That would explain why I wear a lot of blue and white
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>>12179004
There is a mare in the LP universe who thinks you're her husbando
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>>12179008
Just about to post that link too. Nice to be getting it early.
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>>12179008
when is the typical release date? Rather wait for that to be honest
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>>12179008
>not scanned
They can't do anything right
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>>12178987
shotgun anus
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>>12179016
Nah
Jonah Falcon is
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>>12179018
>*MLP
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>>12179008
>blame my sister

heh

>>12179022
next week
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>>12178971
what if the entire world is just a setup and you're in some kind of truman show?
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>>12179022
July 24th
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>>12179018
I'm liking this.
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>>12179029
out of context, that sounds horrifying
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>>12179023
you know damn well that if someone here had to do it with only a cameraphone, everyone would be like 'oh no problem, man, thanks for showing it to us, at least.' sucking his dick n shit
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>implying we aren't mostly all Celestia's OCs
>implying this isn't a show for them
>implying we aren't BG humans


But still, one pony saw you in the crowd. And she's husbandoing you all the way from Equestria
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>>12179018
>tfw that's not true
>tfw no-one thinks of me romantically at all
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>>12179018
I can only imagine the pony that gives me all these disgusting habits and fetishes
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>>12179043
>implying
we've had that before and it's incredibly annoying
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>>12179043
It doesn't change that it's shit. I'd be a whiny cunt about the quality no matter who uploaded it.
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>>12179018
>several mares husbando you and try to outdo each other in that regard
>there are mares who hug their pillows imagining it's you
>there are mares who have body pillows of you
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>>12179018
Does she know I've got a little dick?
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>>12179062
Don't you fucking ruin her headcanon
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>>12179062
she thinks it's cute
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>>12179061
>And Anon still can't get a girlfriend
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>>12179051
>He doesn't know about God 2.0: ''Alternate Universe theory''
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>>12179008
>http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1374160495727.jpg
>That last panel
HA
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>>12179069
A horse will do too
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>>12179016
so snails projected himself by giving SB 8"?
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>>12179061
>there are mares who argue and defend you to prove you are best human
>there are mares who draw sexual images of you and touch themselves to you
>there are mares who try to create tulpa's of you
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>>12179069
>a stallion is holding out hope that you'll finally realize you're full homo
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>>12179069
The writing staff insists that you will never get a girlfriend because they don't want to make all of the husbandofreaks upset
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>saw a comic spoiler of sunset shimmer
>tfw there actually is a equestria girls comic
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>>12179069
if you can't get a girlfriend that only means that you are a very popular husbando in equestria and the the mares who like you hate to see you hsipped.
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>there is fanart of you somewhere in Equestria
>some mares even buy toys, even if they're not too accurate.
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>>12179094
*shipped
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>there are mares who have worked for hours practicing drawing human anatomy
>just to draw you in lewd positions
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>>12179099
They put dildos on your livesized toys and make those toys fuck them
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>>12179092
It's supposed to be a backstory to Sunset Shimmer, and then we get an adaption of the movie.
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>>12179094
This guy knows his shit.
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>there are mares who project their weird fetishes on you and won't stop drawing sub-par fanart of it
bad feel bad feel
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>http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1374160865228.jpg
This luna is amazing man
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>>12179092
It can't possibly be worse than the movie, right?
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Do the ponies draw me when I was fat or how I am now

I don't want to end up in Equestria with only chubby chasers after me
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>>12179018
But I am an unsavory creature.
No one could ever love anyone as unsavory as I.
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>>12179121
>bat ponies
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>>12179110
>there are ponies who made ask blogs about you
>you are one of the most popular characters for human porn
>yu are in the top 10 most fapped to characters on pony paheal
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>>12179121
Can't see shit
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>>12179092
So... why didn't Celestia want Sunset Shimmer to know about the mirror if she doesn't really know anything about it herself other than it opens up every 30 moons?

And why wasn't it specially guarded if it was open?
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>this thread is going on in Equestria right now
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>>12179134
Is this some kind of ERPing thing
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>>12179120
>there's a fanfic of you being shipped with some guy you met one time
>it's five hundred thousand words long
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>>12179134
>Bad Human's top selling dildo is named after you
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>>12179148
>there are ponies who wish to keep pet humans
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>>12179152
The most popular ship is about you and some fag you hated in high school
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>reading the shitty comic scan
>Luna and Big Mac ntics
>Batponies appear again

AWW YEAH
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>>12179162
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>>12179132
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w
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>>12179162
>some fag you hated in high school
That could be anyone.
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>>12179141
ENHANCE
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>>12179168
>comics
>canon
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>>12179152
What if I'm shipping with my best bud!
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hnggg
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>>12179148
>ironic shitponesting
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>>12179185
why haven't you fucked him yet
all the ponies are waiting for it to happen
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>That sunset shimmer comic
Holy fuck
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>you're shipped with that guy you stand next to at the bus stop sometimes
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>>12179190
I recognize that unicorn with the slutty manecut
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>>12179190

>yfw that's the alternate mane six
>colgate confirmed for Rainbow Dash
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>>12179132
Trixie and Gild are pieces of shit and yet popular even to the level of being waifu'd. If ponies know about you there must be some who have claimed you as their husbando.
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>>12179008
QUALITY IS SHIT
GODDAMN THERE ARE APPS FOR ANDROID PHONES THAT MAKES THEM AS GOOD AS SCANNERS. FREE APPS.
IS IT REALLY THAT HARD?

The comic was fun. I loved it. And the Sunset Shimmer one is also nice.
Also the Bee Hive thing is clearly the next adventure. It will probably be their next arc. You know issues 17-20. Or maybe the other team's thing, you know 13-16
Or maybe a S4 episode
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>>12179157
>>12179148
''>you will never be with your qt human husbando
Why do I even bother, gals?''
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>tfw pony will read this thread and post caps on MLHG
>tfw pony shitposters will derail the thread by calling it pandering
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>>12179190
I thought it would've taken longer before EqG started polluting the comic
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>>12179213
>he will never pet your mane
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>>12179222
hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrr
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"Miss my two legged boys.
Think i always will"
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>>12179210
>Trixie and Gilda both claim you as their husbando
>they constantly kidnap you away from each other
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>>12179176
>Sunset Shimmer is much older then Twilight
>Same age in EqG
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>>12179210
They're cute pieces of shit. I'm just an unsavory piece of shit.
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>>12179220
>Not Big Macintosh starts shitposting about the Friendship Zone
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>>12179226
>no guys it's not happening really just close your eyes
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>>12179238
>>12179171
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>>12179232
Shut up alternate universe Anon. For the last time in this universe Ponies came first then the humans.
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>>12179241
But Big Mac stopped posting on MLHG because he didn't feel appreciated
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>>12179223

I want to cum inside Steve Willson
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>>12179245
>One of the best mini comics yet is polluting the comic
>>
Jesus this Big Mac comic is everything I've ever wanted
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>DT and SS Peanuts reference
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>>12179263
it has a two page spread of celestia's butt with scratch and sniff for the anus and vagina you can worship?
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>tfw MLH peaked with the WW2 arc
>tfw it's turning shit
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>browsing MLHG
>someone posts a torrent
>it's 70 GB of actual human porn
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>>12179280
>tfw there will never be a ww3
>tfw It's taking forever for the space age season to start
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>>12179280
>this is what grimdarkfags actually believe
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>>12179280
>WW2 arc
>The arc where the villain is a grimdark so edgy black and red human
>Good
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>>12179287
>humans
>real in the MLP-niverse
Pick one
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>>12179287
>70gb of ape rape
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>>12179287
>back to HumanChan
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>>12179287
would you fuck a human woman

even though they have incredibly tight vaginas

imagine how tight it would feel on your horsecock
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pone thinks the way you buck your hips when you're about to explode in her mouth is cute
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>>12179008
I'm eagerly awaiting scans of #9 now. That was an awesome comic.
Price and Cook are based as fuck.
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>>12179311
>implying stallions actually browse this
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What do they call fans of My Little Human outside of the target demographic?
Humies
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>>12179258
He still sometimes pops in and posts inane bullshit about raping some muslim girl.
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>>12179263
Holy shit
This fucking comic
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>>12179280
The WW2 arc was the best one together with the Napoleonic wars and Roman Empire arc. I thought MLH was going downhill at WW1, because that one was static, boring and predictable as shit. They salvaged it in the end with introducing the US and the russian revolution, which later proved to be the groundworks for some of the best times MLH ever had. The villains were a bit flat, but it had great action scenes, really good drama and fucktons of character development. The cold war arc really lost steam after the space race episodes though and it still hasn't recovered much and the vietnam sideplaot was ass, but it had a nice soundtrack.
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Would you read a story about humans set in the Fallout: Equestria universe?
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>>12179330
>watching the previous gens
why
just why
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>>12179287
>only 70 GB
>not 700 PB
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>>12179338
no, but it might make an alright video game
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>>12179311
And then someone asks if they would fuck a human loli.
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>>12179311
>fucking a disgusting smelly human woman

i heard they bleed out their vaginas instead of going into heat

i heard they don't even wink and drip from their vags

how would you even know they're down to fuck

it must be confusing to be a human male

no wonder so many of them want to fuck our beautiful mares
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>>12179349
Only for 2 installments.
The 3rd one wouldn't be as good.
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>>12179327
>must be earned

So what season do the other Elements of Harmony become princesses in?
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>>12179339
Well, excuse me, but I still think that the first seasons with the persians and egyptians in it are underrated, people just like to get hung up on their rather crude design and maybe the acting was a bit hammy, but apart from that they are really good.
The greeks were okay too, but they are overrated nonetheless.
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>>12179365

I can confirm all of this, I used to work on a big farm.

The human mares were disgusting. We caught one of the farm hands with his flare in one this summer. As we were kicking him out he was going on about how we was some 'Brother' in an online fandom that loves humans.

How sick is that?
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>>12179390
humans don't real
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>>12179371
The end of S5. The series goes full Dragonball Z at that point.
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>>12179261
>Stevefags

entry level pleb bullshit

i bet you read >fanfiction
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Don't you have My Little Human generals you usually post all this stuff in?
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>>12179404

Of course they are anon, have you never seen them in fields? I used to ride one to work every morning.
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i wonder which pony is my voice actor
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>>12179404
if humans don't real then what have I been capturing in jars?
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Stay in one thread, apefuckers.
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Isn't My Little Human a show for little colts?
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>>12179418
Fairies you dumbass
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>>12179327
>becoming a princess must be earned

so how come twilight became one

she didn't do fucking anything
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>>12179415
i'm talking about cuddly cartoon humans, not those disgusting hairy monkeys on your farm.
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>>12179371
This is Twilight's test for becoming a full princess. She has to guide her friends to becoming alicorn princesses without telling them what she's doing.
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>>12179430
she solved a magic riddle through the power of frens
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>>12179390
the idea of a stallion with his horsecock in a tiny human vagina makes me slap my cock against my belly
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>>12179430
She and her friends kind of saved the world a few times
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>>12179430
no you see she fixed a spell that even starswirl couldn't so that is why she became a princess because she's ready now
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>>12179430
You must've been asleep during every two parter
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>>12179430
she starred in a hit television series you dope
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>>12179433
twilycancer minus friends equals just another stickhead backgrounder

when will celestia realize this
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>>12179424
So?
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What is going on
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>>12179430
She became a princess due to the elemnts of harmony backlash magic (Remember when she exploded?)

Basically, Starswirl's spell fucked up everyone else's destiny because Twilight was retarded and cast a unfinished spell, and when Twilight reversed the effects, she bore the brunt of the fuck-up as destiny sort of re-railroaded itself.
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>>12179434
>implying anyone even believes you're a stallion
Nuts or gtfo
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Pink & black Pinkie Pie toy.
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>>12179463
Go to bed, Lyra.
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>>12179457
No self respecting mare would watch it, that's for sure. How would your friends react?
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>>12179434
you mean like this? http://pdp-bjd.tumblr.com/
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>You will never cuddle nonsexually with Obama
>America isn't real
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>>12179467
>Twilight was retarded and cast a unfinished spell

Which Celestia sent to her knowing full well that she would do so, and that she was capable of finishing it.
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>>12179489
>you will never vote for a leader that isn't Princess Celestia
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>>12179467
>She became a princess due to the elemnts of harmony backlash magic (Remember when she exploded?)

Cadance went to the same place a pegasus when she loved an enchantress. How'd that make her explode?
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>>12179489
>Obongo
>Not god tier Bill Clinton
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>>12179498
sexually
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>>12179478
>friends
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>>12179500
>still talking about Clinton

yeah okay, why don't you go watch season 1998 again you fucking nostalgiafag
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guys

i think i'm attracted to humans

their cute flat faces, their chestboobs, their delicate hairless bodies

imagine their tiny hands massaging your stallioncock
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>>12179008
>that quality

Leave.
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>>12179510
ZING!
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>>12179519
why is richard dawkins pretending to be fluttershy
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>>12179498
Cadence's backstory was that she faced a enchantress, or more acuratley a enchantress possessed by a evil artifact - as but just a pegasus - and her special talent basically clashed with the amulet, which possibly caused the neccessary magic clash.
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>implying this isn't the greatest fanfic ever
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>>12179519
>chestboobs
stop looking at your poorly drawn human porn and look at actual pictures. shit's nasty.
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>>12179498
>>12179531
>implifuckingplying the shitty books are canon
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>>12179519
>that Pinkie
My horsepenis just exploded
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>>12179531
>necessary magic clash
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>>12179545
>denialfags
just because you don't like it doesn't mean it didn't happen
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>you will never be a wrongfag
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Brofist everyhuman! (^_^)=m
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>>12179538
Yeah, but was so far removed from the actual human setting. Why didn't they just come up with something original without humans?
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>Her face doesn't change

MsoB please this is way too spooky for me
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>>12179552
Well, yes. What do you think happens when a natural pony cutiemark talent clashes with a external raw magic power, and they are both basically the opposite of eachother?
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>>12179531
Leave brony
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>>12179561
how many pins are on your leather horse blanket, humie?
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>>12179561
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>>12179520
>warned about quality
>complains about quality
You're probably reading it anyway
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>>12179483
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>>12179567
At least it's now fitting since it's a puppet.
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>>12179577
*buttons
pins? what the fuck...
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>>12179583
this might be the greatest reaction image I've ever seen

I just don't think it can get any better

I'm going to sleep
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>>12179584
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>>12179555
Just because you like it does not mean it has anything to do with the show just like OFFICIAL german comic about Blueblood's and rarity's child.
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>>12179583
>You're probably reading it anyway
Do I look like a retard ie like you?
No, I'm not reading it. It is like eating raw potato.

Dumb idiot.
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>>12179610
>shipping Rarity with the whole country
wow, even the bugbeast thinks she's a slut
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>Derpy thread
>Reminding me that we lost our mascot to the sea of autism

Thanks a lot gus
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>>12179613
wasn't that a french one?
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>>12179569
who knows since that didnt happen there
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>>12179613
I didn't know that was a thing
if you link me a translation I'll believe you and incorporate it in to my posting in the future
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>>12179628
That happened more than two years ago anon, just let it go.
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>>12179584
>dat edit
Sorry but that's wrong
SquiggleSmile is best ship
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>>12179624
>It is like eating raw potato
YOU DON'T EAT RAW POTATOES
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>>12179640
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/new-male-alicorn.html
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>bigmac comic
>being this good

did not expect that at all
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>>12179662
That was boiled one, retard, you can see the evaporation effect even.
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>>12179672
>tfw no Big Mac episode
>ever
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>>12179660
I was close to to post >not SongTail until I noticed that this was the correct ship.
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>>12179672
>Andy and Katie again
If you seriously didn't expect it to be at least good you're retrarded
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comics are cool, i'd draw comics if I could ever ink and color anything
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>>12179668
that's a child, sure
but it's not Rarity & Blueblood's
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>bonbon is canon straight


ahahaahhaahhahh suck it you homofaggot shippers
>>
guys

what does it feel like to have a human woman ride you

i want one to ride on my back naked, feeling her chestboobs against my coat
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>>12179691
>bonbon is canon straight
dat citation
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>>12179697
I want to wrestle a human male
I bet they would be really crafty but easy to overpower
I want to pin one beneath my junk
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>>12179683
I just thought you should know that the hasty way you draw reminds me of Ross, but you actually draw normal pone almost every time, so it's all good
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>>12179691
Bonbon is my waifu but
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>>12179697
bags of sand
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>>12179702
is this a tumblr?
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>>12179702
why did this post vanish
oh god where did she go
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>>12179741
http://pdp-bjd.tumblr.com/
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>>12179691
>brony confirmed for not watching the show
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>>12179743
Anon
Behind you
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>Luna and Big Mac pie eating contest
>Big Mac hates cherries
>Luna has to eat both their shares

This shit writes itself
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Hey guys, been working on my art. Does this look okay? I've been playing with a new sketching and inking technique.
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>>12179752
oh good
I was worried I had lost her again
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>>12179756
Mouths don't work that way
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>>12179756
>shading with white
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>>12179755
i love the seven of nine vibe i'm getting from luna
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>>12179756
Definitely gotta work on the mouth. Remember that the muzzle and mouth are all one part of the body, the same piece. Definitely gonna have to fix the eyes as well. Try giving them a more shapely appearance, scoots doesn't have oval eyes. I would say that the head shape also seems off but I think fixing the eyes might help fix that as well.
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guys what is this strange feel.

s1 luna was my original waifu but for some reason i lost interest and the love faded away

but now i feel it returning.
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>>12179798
>s1 luna was my original waifu
All two seconds of her?
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>>12179769
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>>12179798
>but now i feel it returning.
What happened?
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>>12179798
>s1 luna
What's wrong with you
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>>12179769
I WOULD PET LYRAS MANE

There, I said it.
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>>12179756
its cute.

there are some minor problems but i am not qualified enough to give good advice to fix it
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>>12179722
drawing loose and fast and sketchy is really fun, it just has so much life put into it
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>>12179797
Yeah I was thinking that about the mouth, I sorta just let it slide while sketching. I don't mind the eyes as much as they are but maybe they do make the head shape look off.

Thanks for the input.
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>>12179808
seeing her in the new comic reminded me she can actually be a good character.

meghans awful writing almost ruined her for me.
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its nice to see mewball will be at the preview on saturday.

so we can cut through all the fake ruse crap that will be posted by others.
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http://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/

This guy used to drawfag for the /mlp/ draw thread and most of his stuff was awesome. But shit man this is great.
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>>12179839
Are you actually that fucking retarded
LE was written by Larson and that was pretty much the only time in S2 or S3 where she had a character
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>RIPD not being screened for critics

lel

inb4 bomb
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>tfw no male satyr art
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>>12179856
ya, thanks to meghan she had no character. even when changlings were attacking the castle luna was confirmed to be there but she did nothing.
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>>12179869
She didn't have any character in S1 either, you're just retarded
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>>12179868
good because that is something i dont care for. that means no one is allowed to enjoy it around me.
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>>12179877

My nigga let's high five before we find what each other likes and hate each other for enjoying that
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>>12179876
>something was shit in the past, so that means its ok for it to be shit in the future

what kind of retarded logic is that?
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>>12179877
I'm going to start enjoying male satyrs just to spite you

in fact, I might even start requesting it
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>>12179917
do they have human or horse wang?
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>>12179910
Dude you said you waifued Luna in S1 and then "meghan's awful writing almost ruined her" for you
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>>12179868
tfw no female pank satyr
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>>12179926
horse obviously
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>>12179926
lower body is horse, so they have stallioncocks
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>>12179926
What kind of question is that?
Horsecock 4lyf
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MLPG
I have a confession to make

I really dislike horsecocks even tough I love dicks
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>>12179951
I'm sorry, that must be awful
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what if I posted a pony
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>>12179865
Did you see the awful movie game tie in they have on steam? It's a reskined game of a (sorta) indie game that came out 3 months ago but it's worse.
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>>12179956
>posting ponies
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>>12179951
UNACCEPTABLE
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>>12179956
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>>12179951
#whoa #wow #wowza # shotsfired #getdunked #gee #golly #whiz #geewhiz #gollygee #italiano
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>>12179865
What the fuck is RIPD?
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>>12179956
>>12179965
I miss Reu.
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>>12179951
OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT. EVEN /mlp/ IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. GO TO /hc/ OR WHATEVER BOARDS HAVE NORMAL DICKS

GODDAMN WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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>>12179951
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>12179956
>>12179965
fuck off back to >>>/soc/
This isn't your blog
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>>12179979
a personmovie
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>>12179990
fuck you it's not
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I hope now that Trixie has been reformed she actually shows up in background market scenes and such.
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>>12179951
me too
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>>12179983
Fuck Reu. She stole all the ants. You know how fucking hard it is to finde guuard ants. And they weren't even hers.

Goddamn slut.

I miss her ;_;
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>>12179756
I'm probably not the best person for this, but...
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Pony wouldn't do drugs
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>>12180016
and I can't find her tumblr.
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>>12179951
I don't like dicks at all
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>>12180016
you can't steal what was already yours

they were her ants
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>>12180033
reuniclusfromco.tumblr.com/
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>>12180034
I think a lot of people don't it's just why go on about it
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>>12180036
No they weren't. They were bought with MLPG funds. And were expensive as fuck.
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I LOVE PONIES AGAIN

also i am disgusted at myself at how little it takes for them to pull me back in after i have been complaining about how awful they are for months
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>>12179951
http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1374085864399.png

what about human dicks?
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>>12180032
>make yourself a cup of coffee
>Twily magics the mug out of your hand and shatters it against the wall
>"What are you doing, anon!? That stuff has CAFFEINE in it! Don't you know how addictive it is?
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>>12179951
>>12180012
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What if Fluttershy hugged you
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>>12180028
2SPOOKY
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>>12180059
But I'am not Dash.
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>>12180054
But I don't drink coffee and she's right.
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>>12180071
use your imagination
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>>12180054
>twilight
>not a coffee drinker
Come on anon the amount of sleepless nights she probably had.
I could see Flutershy doing that.
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>>12180071
>I'am
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So did pony society forget about Luna AND NMM and just push aside their existence as a fairy tale? Luna would at least have to be in history books, right?
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>>12180081
it must be Applejack
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>>12179868
huh
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>>12180078
I have no imagination
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>>12180076
>have a headache
>open the cabinet for some asprin or tylenol or whatever
>Twily bursts in, throws the pills in the toilet and yells at you
>"Just where did you get those, huh!? I'm keeping my eye on you, mister!!"
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>>12180082
1000 years is a long time. Luna being on the moon didn't affect anything so it's not hard for fact to become myth in that period of time.
And she was in history books, it was just hard to find.
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>>12180032
does poison joke count as a drug? what if you roll in it and as the joke you grow a massive horse penis.
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>>12180076
>But I don't drink coffee and she's right.
>But I don't drink coffee
>I don't drink coffee
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>>12180082
I'm sure that Luna wasn't forgotten but was a taboo subject.
Ponies were introduced as kids to NMM and maybe some that would do some research would find the truth.

Really it wouldn't be that moral lifting to find out that one of the rulers just went evil and that her sister still rules.
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>>12180082
They're in history books, but not many ponies look them up often.
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>>12180082
Your forgetting the willfull ignorance of ponies

for example, the same ponies that demonized Luna as Nightmare Moon were probably the same ponies who did their very best to attribute every deed Luna did to Celestia and make sure she stayed out the way of their REAL pretty princess.
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>>12180102
I'm okay pinkie
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>>12180100
But Tylenol isn't the same as weed.
>>12180116
I drink hot sugar milk
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>>12180081
>>12180083
I'am a horse
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>>12180102
What's it to yah?
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>>12179868
i'm sorry
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>>12180082
Wasn't that 1000 years before S1E1?
Yeah, most ponies might have disregarded it as a fairytale, even though there were obviously references in history, seeing how Twilight was concerned
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>>12180102
PINKIE ME AND RARITY ARE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING
IT'S 1 AM
WHY ARE YOU HERE
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>>12180028
Actually this helps, thanks.
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Evens: eat
Odds: draw
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>>12180130
DRAW MORE BJD PENK
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>>12180130
I'm not blaming you
I'm blaming everyone
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>>12180016
>Fuck Reu
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>>12180135
Just making sure you're using protection
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>>12180142
GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY
2 IS NOW AND ODD NUMBER

DRAW
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>>12180159
Pinkie would be the worst pony block
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>>12180016
Someone post that screepcap of the post about "All of our contributors are fucking assholes. Except Jessy, Rose, and Goggles. Their voices are so nice and lovely I download them to my ipod and listen to them when I jog"
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It smells like chickun in here.
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>>12180165
>2 IS NOW AND ODD NUMBER
DON'T EVEN JOKE.
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>>12180165
Silly anon, 2 doesn't exist.
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>>12180165
But I'm starving
And I have day old pizza in the fridge
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>>12180028
I think the only problem I see with yours, is while you're trying to help him with his picture, we went with a different angle of the head, completely.
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>>12180177
>That picture
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>>12180125
>Sneak a few pot brownies in to the library
>eating one in the kitchen late at night
>Twily bursts in to make herself a glass of hot sugar milk
>"Just what are you up to this time!? Why are you sitting here in the dark anyway?"
>"Are these pot brownies? Can I buy one off you?"
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>>12180192
Just eat it while drawing.
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>>12180197
I love how Dash just does not give a fuck about Pinkie's well being
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>>12180192
WELL TO BAD YOU CAN'T IGNORE ROLLS
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT TOMORROW A TWO DAY OLD PIZZA
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>>12180205
Clones don't have rights
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>>12180142
it seems like you eat way too much, guy
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>>12180197
>that freeze on the final frame
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>>12180201
Why would Twilight do drugs? She's a good pony.
I think she's spending too much time with Dash
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>>12180205
Well, she thought it was a clone
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>>12180142
eats: eat
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>>12180159
>Try to fuck your waifu
>Pinkie just appears out of nowhere, gives you a condom, while saying "Safety first" before disappearing
>every time
>Every single time
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>>12180215
>Dash
>Taking drugs
>Ever
Nah man, that's Pinkie
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>>12180225
just wear the fucking condom goddamn
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>>12180193
>we went
I meant "you went"
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>>12180216
I know
It's too bad there weren't a few more scenes of her treating the real Pinkie like that because they thought she was a clone
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You're freezing cold. Like. Super cold. The coldest you've ever been.


Then suddenly Pinkie Pie wraps the both of you up in a blanket and cuddles up against you.
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>>12180233
I CAN'T EVEN GET THE PONY PREGNANT WHY SHOULD I WEAR A HORSE CONDOM?
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>>12180228
if doublerainboom has taught us anything its that dash will take anything if it increases her athletic ability even a little.
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>>12180193
Yeah, I only put his head in after I drew it.
The head I drew was just guessing, my bad.
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>>12180228
>Pinkie
>drugs
Nah
Flutters is the one using that shit
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>>12180215
she likes to eat them before her astronomy sessions
she considers it a performance enhancing substance and considers the risks to be negligible

she's done the studies, don't you trust her judgement?
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>>12180225
The only solution is to wear a condom 24/7, regardless if you're erect or not
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>>12180251
>Double rainboom
Isn't that the shitty fanmade episode?
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>>12180251

I'm sorry, what?
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>>12180250
Condoms are also for preventing STDs
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>>12180193
Oh, thank you so much!

Not to discount the other advice I got
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>>12180237
no fuck that
we're a team now
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>>12180251
>double memeboom
>canon in any sort of way ever
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>>12180251
I don't think double rainboom taught us anything of value
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>>12180273
But there are no STDs in Equestria
well no bad ones
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>>12180262
>>12180233
You don't get it do you? You could double the size of your dick with the amount of condoms you're wearing she's still there, giving you another one.
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>>12180276
but I don't want to.
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>>12180221
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>>12180292
too bad
before you know it we're gonna be frens
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>>12180287
Are
are you retarded
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>>12180251
did you seriously just cite doublerainboom to back up an argument

I'm laughing
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>>12180282
...what are the good ones?
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>>12180282
Equestria does have STDs.
foals
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>>12180278
>double memeboom
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>>12180315
Come on that wasn't even funny
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>>12180302
This isn't what I wanted at all, goodbye Anon.
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>>12180294
I remember playing gym baseball with a guy in highschool who would just stop moving if he didn't catch the ball the first time. He would just stand around and get a pissy look on his face when the ball was 5 feet away from him.

This picture reminds me of him.
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>>12180316
It even has a watermark
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>>12180316
is this rape, because it doesn't look consensual
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>>12180315
uh
thanks?
You're easily amused, aren't you?
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>>12180250
>11 months later
>Rarity has a beautiful foal
>It has your eyes
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>>12180294
It was kinda funny, like if you were actually starving to the point where you are starting to have hallucinations.
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>>12180326
drat
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>>12180336
>human eyes on cartoon pony
That sounds horrifying. Kill it.
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>>12180249
this is what it's like to die of hypothermia, isn't it
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>>12180336
All I can think of is tiny human eyes on a pony
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>>12180336
>Pony child
>with my waifu
All is right in the world
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>>12180336
It better stay away from my waifu
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anyone have the pic of futa pinkie blowing load into condom and there was a ribbon around her dick. i think rose drew it
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>>12180350
>>12180356
>9 months later you have your waifu's child
>It has her eyes
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>>12180307
There are no 'good' ones, but all pony STDs are silly and harmless

Like cutie pox instead of smallpox
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>>12180249
is
is she taking me to the afterlife
am i dying
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>>12180221
My life is shirt.
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>>12180364
>anyone have the pic of futa pinkie blowing load into condom and there was a ribbon around her dick.
>i think rose drew it
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>>12180368
>cutie pox silly and harmless
>burns a pony out
>always fatal without a cure
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>>12180364
I don't think she did
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>>12180366
THAT CHEATING WHORE!
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>>12180364
>>12180379
That was jailbait, wasn't it?
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>>12180392
yeah
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>>12180392
>nobby keeps track of maredick porn art
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>>12180380
I mean like you could catch a disease from Pinkie that makes you shit balloons or something

It's cartoonish and embarrassing but not fatal
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>>12180356
>>12180350
>>12180336
I don't see a problem here.
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>>12180356
>>12180350
>>12180336
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>>12180392
>pretending that you aren't absolutely sure who drew it so no one can call you a fag for keeping track of futa porn
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>>12180455
>>12180454
HAHAHA
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>>12180454
>>12180455
10/10
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>>12180454
>>12180455
Well then.
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>>12180459
>>12180417
n-no
totally not
nuh-uh
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>>12180454
Looks like he could be a detective.
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>>12180481
>>he
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>>12180358
She wants you to use protection from now on.
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>>12180487
I don't care what he identifies as.
He was born with a penis, that makes him biologically male.
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you would need a really big keyboard if you were a pony
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>>12180499
Cant you see how beautiful she is.
After all,,,
she has your eyesThey are filled with fear
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>>12180515
Ponies use a binary keyboard
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>Purchasing pony shit on Amazon.
>Not paying attention because who does.
>Don't realize Facebook is still on.
>"I just purchased (All that shit)!"
>On my wall.
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>>12180522
yeah but that's for their crazy horse language
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>>12180515
or a typing wand
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>>12180523
There's a large amount of things wrong with this
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>>12180522
With gestural control.
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>>12180523
It doesn't post that shit automatically
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>new Zafehouse diaries patch
>new game mode
>you start with one survivor, have to attract new ones, and when you have the maximum number the other survivors decide if they kick a survivor for a new one
>you also have to patrol the city and prevent it for being overwhelmed

I NEED TO PLAY THIS WITH PONIES
I NEED AS MANY PONY SCREENCAPS YOU CAN GIVE ME MLPG
IT'S TIME TO KEEP PONYVILE FREE OF ZOMBIES WHILE PONIES THROW EACHOTHER AT ZOMBIES WHEN THEY'RE TOO ANGRY
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>>12180523
that's what you get for linking facebook and amazon

you have no one to blame but yourself
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>>12180522
.-.. -.-- .-. .- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / --. . - / --- ..-. ..-. / - .... . / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-. .-.-.-
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>>12180523
>pygeum
>lecithin
>l-arginine

Ladies.
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>>12180481
I guess she's a P.eye

eheheheh
heheh
heh
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>>12180553
pfft yeah but what a sweet ass
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>>12180557
>He names his towels 'Ladies'
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>>12180543
I'd share my customs folder with you, but all my occupations are fucked up and overpowered because I was cheating because I'm terrible at this game

also I have the pirated version so I can't get the patch
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>>12180564
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>>12180515
Why would I be using a keyboard?
Why wouldn't have my pone lips wrapped around some guy's dick?

That guy could type for me

also
>magic
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>>12180564
You're fired.
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>>12180553
No fuck you bon bon I do what I want
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>>12180567
#woah
#wow
#shots fired
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>>12180543
Is that game any good?
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>>12180579
So every time you wanted to type you had to find some guys dick to wrap your mouth around?

I dunno, that would suck
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>>12180543
You need to have them all scrunching
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>>12180522
>Implying technology hasn't improved over the years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgn0C1Xs1A
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>>12180568
I already have occupations for all the ponies I have and planed to make for all the others.
Also if you have the GOG version it has no DRM