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Dancing Edition

Old Horse: >>12147272
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A REALLY GAY SONG ABOUT RAPING PINKIE PIE
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>>12151395
You have one hour to pony harder
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I want to cum inside applebloom
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>>12151395
Twilight is best dancing pony
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>>12151416

But dicks aren't bad
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>>12151436
>>>/old horse/
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>>12151436
Fuck off, leave it in the old thread.
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>>12151425
>>12151433
>>12151436
Take that shit back to the old thread.
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>>12151436
fuck you, your subjective stance on dicks aren't going to improve the thread
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>>12151445
>purple ponies
>one pony
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>>12151445
She's so graceful.
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>>12151398

No, there isn't.
Shitposting is shitposting, period.
Stop looking for ways to justify your own shitposting.
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>>12151412
9.3 best new music
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okay, so you've been overpowered and captured by Gilda, princess of the gryphons

she's willing to let you go back to your dumb pony friends, but first you have to show your submission to her

The easy way out is to drink the transformative potion she's offering and be her pleasureslave for the weekend, but if you've got a better offer she's willing to hear you out
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>>12151470
>Flitter
>loli
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>>12151470
But that's not loli at all
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>>12151474
anal stimulation
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>>12151473
Whatever.
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>>12151473
I punch her.
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>>12151452
It's a shame your purple pony isn't home tonight anon
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>>12151473
>anything with gilda
Jump off the highest point of anything head first
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>>12151473
You actually got the live thread this time, gratz
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>>12151473
Wow, what a fuckin square

brb suicide
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>>12151487
>not the penis version
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>>12151485
>>12151483
she is perfectly willing to lynch you and have ground in to hot dogs, if that's your sort of thing
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>>12151484
What pony is this
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Butts.
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>>12151492
yeah, I had to find a better picture too
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Can't you spam some good loli and not this MS shit?
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>>12151473
Kill myself.
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>>12151498
Whatever makes me not pay attention to her the quickest
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>>12151428
>tfw you made "le pony face" as a joke
>tfw now it's your legacy

I want to die
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>>12151500
I don't know, but her cousin the earth pony is cuter
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>>12151506
I'd probably be hesitant, but would find it hard to resist accepting her offer
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>>12151498
I punch her
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>>12151518
redeem yourself and make a vector trace of roseluck making that face
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>>12151500
DYEWTS
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>you will never cuddle with pony
>you will never be her big spoon
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>>12151519
Anon don't judge like that
Both of them are cute
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>>12151498

I know an excellent taxidermist.
She shall have prime position in my den.
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>>12151484
No, that's an awful purple pony.
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>>12151519
>>12151518
Woah
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>>12151545
best manecut
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>>12151500
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>>12151532
>>12151552
I haven't seen pony in so long
I can't remember everything about pony like you guys
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>>12151556
Pony has very big head. It would be kinda awkward I think.
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>>12151568
OH BOY HERE WE GUH
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>>12151568
>implying I give a fuck about what some bitch thinks
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>>12151568

What's the point? Nobody's ever going to see it anyway.
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>>12151568
>>>/soc/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
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>>12151564
>not remembering best single mom pony waifu
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>>12151504

Big butts?
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>>12151581
My Freud senses are tingling
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>>12151568
OH BOY HERE WE GOY

When do we see palestinian horse?
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>this thread
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why don't you ship Gilda/Trixie already?
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>>12151578

Hell this
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>>12151587
I want a pone kid that isn't a half human abomination.
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>>12151587
What do they tell you?
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>>12151585
That butt is huge

It looks like the rest of her is also pretty large
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>>12151596
Because it's a fucking terrible ship
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>>12151602
Something about studying for my psych test fuck
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>>12151596
trixie x linus torvalds
gilda x gilda
twilight x twilight
rarity x apple
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What if pony wouldn't stop shaking her eyes?
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>>12151617

SHITPOSTING
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>>12151629
How exactly does pony shake her eyes?
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>>12151575
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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don't make me delete the thread
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>>12151585
Of course.
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>>12151643
Do it you wont
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>>12151643
You can only delete the thread after you admit that celestia is the best pone.
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>>12151649
Red please
Draw pony butts
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>>12151655
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Hi Janitor
thanks
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good job janitor
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>Janitor not being a piece of shit for once
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>>12151670
give him time.
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Now its pony time!
Everyone take firm hold of your ponies
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>>12151678
That's not a pony you piece of shit
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>>12151612
>not studying for your tests and trying to do your best
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>>12151678
FASTEN YOUR PONES
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>>12151678
firmly grasp it?
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>>12151568

Most porn is cut cocks. No one wants the snoodle snausage
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>>12151678
my pony chitters every time I take firm hold of it
is that supposed to happen
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don't mind me
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>>12151691
something something goyim
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>>12151688
Shut up Twily I'm doing better than high school
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>>12151690
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>>12151670
Maybe its not Scruffy but our other Janitor
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>>12151697
goddamn
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>>12151670
Yeh normally they leave MLPG completely alone. Guess something in there rustled up Scruffy's jimjams.
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>>12151678
I always have a firm hold of my pony.
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>>12151701
Man... now that I think back, if I had even invested 5% of the time I invest into my studies in high school, I would have flat out aced everything.
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>>12151708
I'm assuming they got enough reports to justify action
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>>12151700
Well great, thanks to Jalms comic I now imagined a cock with two happy merchants licking it from each side.
Time for the brain bleach.
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>>12151717
>polls from the internet
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>>12151717

Not pursuing sluts and whores.
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>>12151705
It's definitely not Scruffy, he would've deleted all of these follow-up posts too and everything not strictly pony related.
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Pony should pony russia
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What Draw?
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>>12151740
this >>12151697 but with Blueblood
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>>12151740
Butts
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>>12151717

We get it, you have a big dick fetish, you probably fap to shemales a lot. You like dicks, and you project that women share your fetish.
they don't
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>>12151717

IF ITS NOT BIG ITS SMALL HURR DURR

Black and white today aren't we
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>>12151739
>tfw terrible as a man
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Sketch. Time for bed. I'll do requests tomorrow I swear.
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>>12151737

feels good man bloxtwiceysestday
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>>12151744
His bed contains a body pillow instead of a wife.
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>>12151771
Just fuck off to /pol/ already holy shit
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>>12151717

>data from misterpoll.com

lel
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>>12151762
You better. I know where you live.
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>>12151717

Never had anyone complain with my 'small' 5 inch. I usually work on the clit at the same time. Eh, guess I'm kinda wide though so maybe I'm a poor example.
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What was that tumblr about the oc with the absurdly large ass?
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>>12151798
rarity?
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>>12151787
Same here.

Yeah, I've got a 5"x6" chode, and I can't pound a cervix, but everything you need to touch is only 2 inches deep.
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>>12151795
>this
>fun
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>>12151798
Backy?
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>>12151717

I like how you think I give a shit about whether she's satisfied or not
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>>12151804
>bug
>pony
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>>12151798
backstab?
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>>12151802

>I also would prefer an average looking woman with a really hot body over a really pretty face that had nothing going on

pleb taste
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>>12151813
if bug wants to pretend to be a pony then I will respect that decision
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>>12151504
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>>12151822
Woah you need to slow down
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>>12151825
>pomf
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>>12151798
This was a thing? Please do tell me someone has a link/name

Backy is a butt pony, but not absurdly large...

oh fuck I remember now It is Belle Bottom
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>>12151717

> 7.8 inch cock
> almost as thick as my wrist

Feels good

I'm a freakish lithe person, but still my wrists aren't that thin.
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>>12151827
>going slow
>ever
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>>12151827
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>>12151806
>>12151817
Nope
Like, large beyond all reason
Maybe her cutie mark was ribbons or something?
Not Red's though

I haven't heard about it for a while
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>>12151824
But my waifu is a pony.
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>>12151602
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>>12151836
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>>12151838
oh wait
you mean the white one that is the size af an elephant?
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>>12151669
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>>12151827
>slow
>SLOW
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>>12151836
>>12151837
Okay but I just met you and marriage isn't on my mind fast pone
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>>12151834
> almost as thick as my wrist
Jesus christ dude, go lifting. I'd be afraid to break your arm when I shake your hand.
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>>12151834
Get a piece of paper
Wrap it around your cock
Measure it
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>>12151832
That was it

Oh fuck, I did not remember it being this bad
Did it get worse or something?
Jesus
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>>12151851
But anon, Twilight is best princess.
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>>12151863
No.
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>>12151863
Slightly
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>>12151851
Sun praising commencing now.
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>>12151762
In case you didn't go to bed yet:
Can you post your pen settings?
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>>12151825
>tfw no fat-assed waifu to sit on your lap and watch TV with
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>>12151863

Thank god just on the dot.
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>>12151832
>>12151838
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>>12151863


Yes, in just about every measure of human worth that matters.
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>>12151872
Thank you for completely killing my boner.
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>>12151869
While I diddle her with my fingers or just chilling? Either way I'm fine with that.
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>>12151872
I fapped to this several times
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>>12151863

>half of all men have a penis smaller than 5.6"

how terrifying
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>>12151863
>6" length
>6.2" girth

Wow, I didn't know most men were so thin.
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>>12151872
Man, I regret getting curious about that vague memory
Forget I asked
Still, a shame it wasn't handled better
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>>12151879

I don't think you know how averages work.
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>>12151863
> The smallest size in the study was 3 cm (1.5 inches)
Oh my god
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>>12151863

Most men are slightly below average. It's no big deal, stop caring about this bullshit.
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Anything I missed in last 2 threads? May be cool drawfag like Dalapony posted his new art?
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>>12151883
>expecting more out of Lesang
I fell the same
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Pome should arnour pome
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>>12151863

Where should I measure from? I can gain an inch depending on where.
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>>12151877
either-or
she'd just be content with chilling and cuddling though
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>>12151894
Hops posted 3 new images.
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>>12151891

>Most men are slightly below average
Impossible by definition.
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>>12151863
No, and I've given up on sex.
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>>12151897
pome
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>>12151897
Why would you blur that?
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>>12151895
If I try really hard not to pay attention to the face area, that's actually a pretty enjoyable picture
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>>12151863
Flaccid or erect?
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>>12151894
hops was here for a little while but that's about it
I wish someone would do some smutty greentext but I'm too lazy to get anything started myself
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>>12151898
Useable length
Tip to crotch, not pushing in your flab.
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>>12151905

It's called an outlier. Obviously some 20" black dude came in and skewed the results.
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>>12151905
Not really, it depends on how you're determining the average.
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>>12151921
> the largest 26 cm (10.2 inches).
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>>12151863
Yes, at 7.8 to 8 inches
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>>12151905
Unless you go with some arbitrary numbers, which almost everyone seems to do
The only real way to determine average is for there to be some sort of Dick Census where someone comes to your house and measures your dick
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>>12151863

doesnt matter

most women consider anything below 7inches to be small.

Hell I've even had a few women tell me 7 isn't big at all.

You can't win
Average men don't get laid.
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>>12151905
Average the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 50
How many of those are below the average?
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>>12151901
>>12151918
Ah, thanks,
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>>12151921

Well that depends on how the average is made but if its a true average its impossible.
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>>12151937
Outliers are thrown out in statistics
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>>12151921
The more samples you take, the less the 20" dick is going to matter
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>>12151921

>blacks
>large penises
False stereotype.
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>>12151944
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>>12151914
http://i.imgur.com/us0PbI0.jpg
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>>12151905

only if its a perfect bell curve

it could be negatively skewed homeboy

100 people at exactly 0.5
50 people come in at .8
the majority of people are now below the average
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>>12151959
>People masturbate to this
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>>12151954
>you will never sample a 20" horsedick
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GO FUCK A WOMAN
ASK HER HOW YOU DID
YOU CAN IMPROVE NO MATTER WHAT YOUR COCK SIZE
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>>12151957

It's a true stereotype unfortunately. Not sure where you got that, but it's not right.
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>>12151965
People masturbate to everything.
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>>12151968
Yes, if you are small you have to work harder to compensate for it.
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>>12151957

That's a neat graph you made. Good job
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>>12151971
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/07/16/average-penis-size-56-inches-study

Also, like studies before it, this one found no connection between race or ethnicity and penis size, nor between sexual orientation and penis size.
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>>12151957

That is so blatantly not real.
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>>12151959
There's a lot there thats harder to ignore
But its doable

Not really worth the effort though
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>>12151971

[Citation Needed]

That's from an actual scientific study.
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>>12151993
>>12151971
you're both retarded
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>>12151990
Your fast days are ogre
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>>12151964

Averages are fucking retarded.
50 people could have a 1 inch dick and 50 others have a 100 inch dick and apparently the average is 50 inches. Is that the best humanity can come up with.
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>>12151993

Your citation is needed too. The fact that they say the average Caucasian is 6.5" rings some bells, as well as having error when taking an average.
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0-8: Vidya
9: Request
Dubs: Vidya
Trips: Vidya
MLPG, you've been slipping.
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This guy seems kinda decent
http://derpibooru.org/19741
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>>12152000

You don't really know how statistics and averages work, do you?
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>>12151990
Do this next!
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>>12152000

>i read about averages for 30 seconds so professional researchers are retarded
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>>12152000
>implying that would be measured like that

>>12152006
What am I looking at?
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>>12152006
Haha, oops
http://derpibooru.org/197413
What an accurate pony to mistakenly link to
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>>12152000

thats why you look at the mean, median and mode

mean-average
median-people in the exact middle
mode-which is the most common

then you have a vastly superior idea of the population
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>>12152014
A Lovecraft redone with ponies.
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>>12152014
Derpthulu
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>>12152015
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https://derpibooru.org/376491

There isn't nearly enough squirting.
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>>12151935

>average men don't get laid
No they do. Women just don't get what they want.
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>>12152015
I can not find my colored version of that, so have this big butt
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>>12151935

Luckily for us most women cant tell size for shit and think 5 is 7.

Women consistently think dicks are bigger than they are, mainly because they have shitty spatial awareness so they just believe it when their partner says OH YEA ITS 8 INCHES
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>>12152026
Why does Fluttershy have dreadlocks an a mark of pancakes?
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>>12152021
http://derpibooru.org/212818
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>>12152020
I lele'd
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>>12151935

>most women consider anything below 7inches to be small.
This is what happens when you get your information from Tumblr, rather than talking to actual women
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>>12152040
see, that's a big butt I can live with
these other butts have just been silly
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>>12152045
It's an OC
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>>12152042
Oh that explains it.

Women are just wrong.
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Evolution didn't intend on women enjoying the sex, so of course they are going to want bigger than average.
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>>12151395
All I can think about when I see those dance moves...
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I'm slightly below average in penis length and girth, but quite above average in height. I figure maybe I should go after short asian girls.
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>>12152051
DONUT STEEL
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just like my chinese cartoons
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>>12152046
unf
Don't stop posting
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>>12151959
>shes about to sit on her cock
un-
>>12151965
disgraceful
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>just below 5" length and girth
>relatively quick shot (rarely take longer than 2 minutes)
>unimpressive orgasms (not much cum even with a week of abstaining)
>occasionally have difficulty staying hard
Fuck.
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>>12152045
>mark of pancakes
Fluttershy just became a hell of a lot better
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>>12151998
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>>12152058
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>6.5 inch length
>4.5 inch girth
Just kill me now
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>>12151957

>Caucasian average
>6.5"
>thinking anybody believes your fallacies
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Which pony is embarrassed by his average-sized penis?
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>>12152071
Well shit, you win
Can't do this one
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>>12152063
http://derpibooru.org/195984
I'm just bored and horny, so I'm seeing what sort of interesting things derpibooru has to offer
If anything more interesting than penis size discussion starts I'll probably get distracted by that
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would you comfort your horsebando and tell him you don't mind how small his penis is?
would you frot him even though he's twice your size?
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Why do you guys care about your dicks so much? It's not like 95% of you are getting laid anyways.
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>>12152078
Big Mac. It doesn't fit with how big the rest of his body is.
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can we stop talking about dick sizes now?
it's not like you dorks are gonna get laid anytime soon
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>>12152078
Applejack.
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need help with drawing twilight's mane from the front.
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>tfw cute little dick
>tfw brings a smile to my face every time I see it in the mirror
>tfw love to see it bounce up and down when I ride cock
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>>12152100
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1359572563684.jpg
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>>12152085
>>12152087
Would you like some toast to spread all that jelly on?
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>>12152040
Can I get a link to that?
Reverse image search didn't work
http://derpibooru.org/373838
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roughly 5.6" penis wielder reporting in
>feels average
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>>12152083
I know that feel
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/72896.htmljoin the master land anyway
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>>12152072
>Filename
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Good morning mlpg.

I hope you all had as good a time as we did last night.
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>tfw fuck you mlpg
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>>12152100
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>>12152104
>tfw most traps have bigger dicks than me

I wish the NSA took euthanasia requests.

'EY! NSA! FUCKIN' KILL ME! I'M PROBABLY A TERRORIST TRYING TO BOMB YOUR FREEDURMS!
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>>12152114
I was wondering if anybody was going to catch that.
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this tells me that either women have fucked tons of men or they have unrealistic standards, or a combination of both

i dont even have a small dick but this makes me feel hopeless
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>>12152110
http://berrypunchreplies.tumblr.com/
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Women typically prefer thicker cocks, whilst gay men typically prefer longer cocks :I
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>>12152128
It's also a deal of supply and demand. They aren't hurting for sex so they can pick and choose.
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>>12152128
rediv.jpg
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What is the optimum size for stallion cock?

What about coltcock?
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>>12151473
Stay cus fuck it I love Gilda
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>penis debate no 459271

It doesn't matter in the slightest if your penis is cut or uncut.
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>>12152142
Dr. Bees pls
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>>12152128

This is news to you? It is no surprise to find out men are horny and like to fuck but this shitty society of ours has lied to us for decades even centuries saying women are pure maiden sugar puffs that don't go around fucking like skanks. Of course now with the feminist agenda they are allowed to fuck whomever whenever and honestly all what's really happening now is the truth of what women always were.
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Ponies
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>>12152128
the worst part is they probably don't tell the guys that their dicks are small so they just carry on with their lives completely oblivious to the fact that women demonstrably don't like their penises.

Seriously, why is the NSA not currently assassinating me?
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>>12152147

Cut men are shit at sex because they don't feel anything.
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I just want to talk about ponies without penis discussion, is that too much to ask?
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>>12152147

>no women like uncut
>almost every amateur porn has uncut penises and the woman doesn't really care about it
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>>12152160
maybe that just means they don't cum as quickly as uncut men?
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>>12152141
Submitting so easily?

I suppose it's only fair of her to reward such excellent taste
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>>12152166

>not liking penis discussion

what are you? gay?
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>>12152166
We are talking about ponies

just without the 'o'.
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>>12152128
This is your weakest attempt yet at proving a point because people actually have civil discussion about the subject you're trying to spam, even after you post crap like >>12152167
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>>12152112
I dunno
I'll check it out, but I've never found anywhere else to be as addictive as here

http://derpibooru.org/296605
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>>12152147

Guys who are uncut don't seem to know how to clean right. It sucks getting an infection from a guy and you know its because his dick was dirty.
if there's a guy I want to get with I usually try and find out if hes cut or not before I continue.

There's been a few times where I didn't get this info, but when that happens I always make the uncut guys wear a condom even though I'm on the pill.

tl;dr: uncut is gross and I avoid dealing with it.
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>>12152166
No, we have to make ourselves feel better and deflect our feelings if inadequacy.
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>>12152084
how does frotting even work

i can't imagine that feeling good without lube
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>>12152153
Someone sure is masculine here, just take a look at this masculinity. He's truly a man.
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>>12152186
That's wrong and you know it
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>>12152165
Vaginas are resilient, yo. Get tight after a bit of not stickin' things in there. Be resilient like vagina. Shine bright like vagina.
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>>12152193
well yeah, you're gonna need a lot of lube
but that's true about pretty much any sort of dude on stallion actuion
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>>12152147

I thought girls just liked dick? Also, Dorsil slit is master race.
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>>12152193
You just rub dongs. Or if you like, since you have hands and he doesn't, you can grab both your dick and his in a two-handed grip and stroke them together.
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>>12152200
>you will never be a stoic, sentinel vagina
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>>12152152
Fun with gimp.
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>>12152139
18"

26"
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>>12152210
I hope you mean sentient and not sentinel's vagina.
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>>12152200
>Shine bright like vagina
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Most women can't orgasm through penetration alone
Just learn how to stimulate the clit & pleasure your partner with before sex
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I really don't like the eqg designs
But I really like centaurs
And general weirdness
And there's something about this image I kinda enjoy
I feel conflicted
http://derpibooru.org/353587
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>>12152222
Foreplay, motherfucker. That's the shit.
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>>12152218
If I was talking about Sentenal, I would have spelt it Sentenal because that's how his stupid ass spells his name.
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>>12152222

women are such ridiculous high maintenance bitches that even nature made them not have an easy way to receive pleasure. At least with a guy all you have to do is stroke his penis with something whether its hands, mouth, pussy, asshole or other.
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>>12152227
>tfw EQG wasn't centaurs
>tfw there will never be a centaur MLP spinoff
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If a woman can't appreciate what you have, then find one who will.
>If you have a small penis, you are worthless in the eyes of women.
Nope, just really obsessive promiscuous size queens. I'm good bro.
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Futa when
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>>12152231
>or other

Why did I immediately think of a cactus?

You have ruined me, MLPG.
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>>12152231
Just get your tongue out and go to town like you're a goddamn car wash.
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>>12152237
>tfw futa mare is bigger than you
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>>12152233
I'd pay money to watch a satyr MLP spinoff
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>>12152244
appledan pls
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SO GUYS

PONIES
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>>12152231

Girls don't need orgasms
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>>12152245
My Little Satyr: Debauchery is Tits
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>>12152244
>tfw futa mare absorbs you in to her cock
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>>12152237
http://derpibooru.org/364843
Ehh?
EEHHhhh?
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>>12152249
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>>12152245
No. Fuck your satyrs.

Centaurs can conceivably have 2 sets of genitals.

This is the worst thread we have ever had.
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>>12152255
Why is this hot?
It shouldn't be hot.
Oh god this is hot.
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>>12152237
NOW

>you will never buttfuck a futa mare to orgasm
>you will never take her entire length into your throat
>you will never bring her to orgasm with just your throat muscles
>her legs will never start to buckle as she unloads into you
>she will never bloat your stomach with her gallon of candy semen
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>>12151542
u wut m8
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>"But anon, the person with the bigger penis has to top. That's a rule"
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The reason why guys from america say that cut is better because no dick cheese is a result of the majority of the population being cut so some of the uncut guys don't know how to properly clean their penises I guess. Where I live girls don't care about that since no one is really cut here, if they are it was probably because of medical reasons.
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>tfw 8.25" x 6"
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>>12152259
My Little Centaur: Peoplehorse is Awesome

Also, I can probably think of worse threads.
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>>12152259
I'm having fun
Normally I try to be really careful about not shitting the thread up
Even if I don't like the topic there are usually some people that do
But this is freeing
http://derpibooru.org/275298
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>>12152270
What the fuck, how can you not know how to clean your dick
just pull down your foreskin when you shower
there's no secret to it
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>>12152273
>tfw we all know you're giving yourself 2 extra inches in both measurements
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>tfw have average sized penis
>if it's too big it's the girls fault for being genetically retarded
>if it's too small it's the girls fault for being a slut
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>>12152269
but I don't wanna top
that rule is stupid anyway
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>>12152282
What
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What's the deal with second life and ponies?
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>>12152255
>tfw couldn't logistically have sex while kissing her

Having a centaur fetish and an intimacy fetish (is that just called normalcy?) is suffering.
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>centaurs
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>>12152282
>The Great and Powerful Trixie stars in: Too Many Penises
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>>12152291
MT pls we are talking about dicks. Please help us. How much does size matter?
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> tfw a bit over 7.5 inches and over 6 inches thick
> tfw super scrawny, six feet tall 125 pounds
> tfw submissive beta virgin faggot
> tfw no qt domme gf to overpower my weak lithe body and forcibly milk my cock

At least having a pencil thin body makes my cock look even bigger, then if I ever waked my pubes it would look bigger still. I would wax if there was any chance of me seeing action ever.
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>>12152291
Great, now I want to see a Minituffs centaur
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/soc/ told me my peen is a good size. and smooth.
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>>12152285

so its always the woman's fault?

also captacha: queen latedeop
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>>12152282
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>>12152291
It was bound to happen?

>>12152292
Nah, it's just that you want to be intimate. I don't think it qualifies as a fetish.

>>12152286
>being topped by a qtshotaboy
Hot damn.
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>>12152270

im sure dick-cheese avoidance is easier than yeast infection avoidance, and grills have no problem with that
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>>12152296
Oh it's not really about size...I mean a girl gets pretty uncofortable if it's too big...Now thick~ mmfmm that's the ticket to a nice dick.
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>>12152309
That face at the end.
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>>12152298

How the hell did you measure 6 inches?
I can't figure out how to do it, so I just measure Diameter.
7" long, 2.1 across here
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>>12152317
So...I should be lamenting the fact that my penis isn't thick enough?

Got it!

You guys my dick is too skinny, let's talk about that.
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>>12152317
What if I'm 6"x6.2"?
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>>12152309
>That gif
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>>12152321

cut a strip of paper, wrap it around, measure the strip
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Human should swing from trees and throw poo at pony
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>>12152321
Same way you measure circumference of most things; wrap the tape measure around it.

Don't use a metal one. Trust me. It's a bad idea.
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>>12152325
...you have a cube steak? Aint no girl gonna be up on that.
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I thought the average was 6.1 inches.
My whole life's been a lie.
I've lived with a huge dick as long as I can remember.
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>>12152292
If you stood behind her she might be able to twist back and reach you
http://derpibooru.org/212171
Pinkie certainly could here
And what could be more intimate than resting under and around her, all you can see is her soft fur, her weight just lighter than uncomfortable as she thrusts
And she could hug you with her legs, and run her fingers through your hair
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>>12152317
I agree
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>tfw 5.56 x 45 mm
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n-not all girls like monster c-cocks...right guys?
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>>12152336
...It's not 6" ACROSS, it's 6" AROUND

Think the size of one of those rainbow dash drinks.
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God, fucking, damn it.
I'm getting real sick and tired of imperial measures.

That said, if ~14cm is really the average, then I can peacefully refrain from giving a fuck about dick size forever.
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>>12152343
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>>12152338
i just like kissing i guess

and i don't want her to snap her human-spine to do it
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>>12152343
Lots of girls will say they dont
but they secretly do
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>>12152317
>>12152341
What's a good size? Because apparently you have to be a giant or some shit otherwise you aren't worthy.
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>tfw I really don't care about your penis. Or how large or small it is
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>>12152342
>tfw 7.62x54
It's too big for most girls to control
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>>12152338
GOD DAMN
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>>12152348
what if someone cuts your dick in half?
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>>12152309
I'm going to steal your gif and filename.
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>>12152357
post ponies instead
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>>12152357

what if it's above slightly above average length and near-monstrous girth?
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>>12152347
I don't understand....
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>>12152353
What if she were flexible enough though?
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>>12152357
but someone might!
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>>12152368
Not a 6" diameter, a 6" circumference
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>>12152366
>Gramaphone plugged into headphones
Does that actually exist?
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What's sad is that you guys legitimately think all women care about is a guy with money and a big cock.

Those two things are literally last on what i consider important about relationships.
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>>12152368
Put your fingers around your wrist.

That's circumference.
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>>12152374
Probably
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>>12152374
Probably. A novelty one, most likely.
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>tfw no qtpie trap with a smaller uncut cock than yours ;_;
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>>12152377
red please
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>>12152374
sure
it's also got a jack for his hi-fi
the horn is more of a novelty than anything else
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>>12152381
Because our dicks aren't big enough.
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>>12152368
I draw far too many diagrams in penis discussions...
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>>12152373
I don't get it.
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>>12152385
>tfw no bottom boyfriend with a bigger dick than you
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REDIV, IF YOU'RE STILL HERE, CAN YOU WRAP A TAPE MEASURE AROUND YOUR CHANCE AND POST PICS?

Thats 4.2 inches thick.
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>>12152397
What the fuck dude
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Luckily despite my parents being flag-waving, clapping amerifats they didn't circumcise me. Feels good man.
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http://derpibooru.org/6971
These double backwards centaurs are interesting
>>12152353
You could probably make out with the rear half while pounding her

>>12152369
Also I meant to post http://derpibooru.org/287596 with that
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>>12152403
its a small dude
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>>12152397
OK, let me put it like this

My cock is 3 fingers wide
3 man fingers
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http://derpiboo.ru/376434?scope=scpecd8270392c855a965a40e92d9a5589358ae0dbfe unf
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>6.5 exactly

>tfw not good enough for the 7"-loving whores
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>>12152419
it's alright I guess
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oh, yes. this can only go well.
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>>12152417
>>12152403
According to the site, it's 4.5 inches circumference.
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>>12152428
Wait, that's unflared. Flared, it's 4.2.
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>>12152428
Small chances really are small.
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>>12152419
Ehh
Also you only need to post up to the '?'

>>12152413
I like the more monstrous centaur things this guy draws, too
http://derpibooru.org/354703
They've got a lot going on visually and my dick appreciates that for some reason
Also there's some transformation involved, which is nice
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>>12152436
Wow, I thought all of them were massive but thats pretty small.
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>>12152430

how can anybody care this much about their cock. you're making me fucking sad dude. gain some substance to your life ffs.
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>>12152436
>flared is thinner then unflared

TOP NOTCH DESIGN
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>>12152447
It probably comes from being mutilated as a defenseless child.
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>>12152446
Small chances are 7" long, though.

Most guys aren't 7" long.
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Oh...I think I get it..And I gotta say...that's pretty big.
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>>12152447

You do realize generalist are of massive psychological importance to most people? It's insensitive to tell someone not to give a fuck about their own sexual organs.
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>>12152434
That's absurd
You're a crazy person
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>>12152447
There's one guy in this thread who got buttmad last thread about the cock discussion and is trying to get back at us evil people by constantly posting mostly controversial opinions.
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>>12152456

>dick cheese
>uncut

So cut guys dont wash their dicks ?
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>>12152457
Oh, okay.

>tfw you guys actually brought me to the point where I'm searching for my measuring tape
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>>12152459
AND THAT'S COMING FROM A BLACK CHICK

lel
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>>12152456
I agree, girls no not like guys who don't wash themselves
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>>12152468
Same here, bro.
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>>12152469
Contrary to belief...I've never dated a black guy.
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>>12152459
But not TOO big?
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>tfw no dicksleeve
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>>12152464
is he pulling these from somewhere on 4chan or does he have an archive of awfulpasta various subjects?
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Oh shut up guys, your waifu loves you no matter what size you are

except maybe Rarity
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http://derpibooru.org/334679

I'm bored of this now, so I guess I'm done spamming links

I just wanted to end with something by lamia because despite a lot of things about it I love his art
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Oh no, I'm below average, now I will never have an orgasm again, what a waste.

I also think that girls will never fuck me like they did up to this day, since they will now see how my cock is below average and therefore useless.

Poor me, poor me.
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>>12152456
I like uncut. if you have dickcheese you're disgusting
also good job cut guys can get it too
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>>12152477
race traitor!

lel
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>>12152477

only teenage white girls date black guys nowadays.
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>>12152486
>Braeburn
>Not a gigantic sizequeen
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>>12152491
I like lamia too
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>>12152491
aw don't leave

you're the closest thing i have to a friend!
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>>12152484
>not having a whole library of shitpost copy pastes
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>>12152489

For what?
Getting drunk and playing videogames?
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>>12152486
What if I don't even want to bone my waifu anyway?
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>>12152501
I don't
that seems like a terrible thing to collect
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>>12152496
>having a stallion waifu
>having a sizequeen waifu
>having a waifu that doesnt love you the way you are

You've fucked up somewhere
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>>12152484
Maybe he just opened up some thread on /soc/ and is copying it over, but then this sort of shit isn't hard to come up with
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>>12152491
i really wish there was some explanation why that image is so arousing.
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>>12152496
Thats a husbando you retard.
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>>12152503
What if your waifu wants to bone you?
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>>12152486
Okay holy shit I'm loving this too.

>>12152502
I'M LIVIN' FOR THE WEEKEND
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>>12152505
>Not having a stallion waifu
Are you a faggot?
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>>12152503
You hafta.

Or she'll leave you for someone who does.
>>
So, there you have it.

Thickness is more important
Length is OKAY too, as long as you're not too long

Now can we PLEASE get back to ponies?
>>
I've barely got an average penis and I never had complaints
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>>12152511
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>>12152515
... shes female, how is she going to bone me?
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>>12152486
Rarity has her way to make up for your ''shortcomings''
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>>12152520
Which ponies have penises?
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>>12152486

>"well, you could... oh, i don't know. could you use your arm, then?"
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>>12152520
Which pony has the perfect cock?
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>>12152527
The male ones.
and Futaloo
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>tfw between 6.9 and 7.2 inches ( depends on arousal)

No woman will ever see it, except maybe if I switch doctors

>also a grower, so can't even show off, unless I got a chubby
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>>12152517
Yes
>>12152525
SHE'LL FIND A WAY
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>>12152527
Witch ponies have penises.
>>
Anyone have that image of MT?

I may or may not have a thing for her.
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>>12152527
>>12152529
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>>12152528
marshmallow fisting
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>>12152527
stallions have penises
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>>12152532
Those two really need to come back for S4
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PONIES?
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>>12152540
No, just chickenbutt

Harshwhinny a diarrhea shit
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>>12152498
Haha, as if I'm capable of leaving

I consider most of the people who waste their time here with me to be at least something similar to friends, even if I only know you as a faceless collection of posts

Ending with lamia, again
http://derpibooru.org/291983
This stupid thing is way hotter than it should be
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>>12152526
would she still augment me if I were just going to run off and get railed by stallions?
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>>12152534
>watched black girl porn earlier and MT wouldn't leave my mind
I feel bad.
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>>12152548
I'll never understand your hateboner for my waifu
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>>12152548
I will shit down your throat in your sleep.
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>>12152548
>>
>tfw no loli futa gf with a cock twice the size of yours
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>>12152538
that's pretty gay
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>>12152549
why is there a Mario pipe inside her
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>>12152550
Of course she would
She likes it when the bottom is big enough to hit himself in the chin when he gets railed
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>>12152550
Yes.
That's what friends do.
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>>12152552
>your waifu

Not this again.

Please AppleDan, she's not interested in letting you join us.
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>>12152551
uh-oh. you done fucked up now, son.
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>>12152530
LMJ pls
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Wanting sex all the time is for evolution, not for how a real life should be led. Stop letting it control you.
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>>12152551
>marathonning Nichijou earlier and kept thinking of MT every time Professor was on screen

Konnichiwa, same-sama~
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>>12152555
>tfw no mini giantess princess gf with tits bigger than your head
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>>12152571
Most of the time you can only get about 75% of it in, less if there's some cushioning in the way.
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>>12152572
Look here nerdlinger, im not gonna let some random anon just waltz in and snatch my business pony out from under me.

The flagpole, after school, be there.
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>>12152566
>>12152567
that's very kind of her
I would let her watch if she were interested in that sort of thing
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>>12152577
No, it was a BBW with really short hair...
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>tfw uncut American master race
Best of both worlds
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>>12152562
she is the goddamn mario pipe

mario pipe pipefucking
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>>12152586
She's made up her mind, dan.

I'm her one and only husbando.
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PLEASE, I need that MT image.
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>>12152599
FLAGPOLE

AFTER SCHOOL
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>>12152599
>filename
ha
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>>12152590
i know that. but i can't find it.
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>>12152603
http://minituffs.tumblr.com/image/49435328686
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>>12152604

i dont understand how a guy could not clean his dick. I'm uncut, never had an infection, and all I do is wash every time i shower.
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>>12152603

She is large and black.
Isn't that enough?
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>>12152605
IT'S ALREADY BEEN DECIDED

SHE
DOESN'T
EVEN
KNOW
YOU
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>>12152609
MT lookin' fly.
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>>12152611
Just how I like em.
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>>12152605
>Harshwhinney
You can't even spell her damn name right, how can you even call her your waifu?
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>>12152604
sounds like you've been with really disgusting guys
>>
Guys care way more about size than girls. So quit caring.
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>>12152612
Well alright
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>>12152617
He can't, because she's MY waifu.
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>this thread
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>>12152623
what a pretty pony
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>>12152611
Nothing is enough. Keep it coming. Keep everything coming.
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One of these threads eh?

I'm just under 6 inches, and I don't think bigger is better, at all.

That shit looks like a nuclear reactor, it will break half the normal women you'd get with. Unless they have experience with big toys, or date guys and slam them repeatedly to make them stretch enough for it.

Gotta say, dudes who care about their wangs, when all they need to do is eat pussy, and fuck it?

Shit.
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>>12152624
Clearly.
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>>12152623
>dan was just waiting for an excuse to jump again
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>>12152634
>thinking that was me
top pone
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>>12152580
Fuck yo slut-shaming, I'll live what I want.
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>>12152636
Big bara bears with big bulging cocks. Oh my.
>>
STOP
GO
TOO FAST
TOO SLOW
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>>12152580
Sex Clearly Rules Everything Around Me
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>>12152639
No, she likes being on the bottom.

You know, pinned down, ass gaping, juices squirting.

Well, I guess YOU wouldn't know.
>>
http://derpiboo.ru/376524
what
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>>12152650
separated at birth!?
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Stop with the dicks
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>>12152651
I've heard of horrible side-effects. Don't go for it.
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>>12152649
Look again Anon. I posted Ms. Harsh, not Flitter.
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>>12152651
Oh, and you seem pretty fine.
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>>12152653

>three way lesbian butt baby between Applejack, Luna and Pinkie.
>>
just out of interest, sub 5 inchers, how is your physique?
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>>12152668
>AJ
what
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>>12152662
She prefers strangers to use her full name.
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>>12152670

5"11 130 lbs, my only muscle tone is in my shoulders and arms .
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>>12152668
it's Rainbow Dash, Luna & Pinkie you genius
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>>12152665
>a thread full of gay sizequeens made you hate women
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>>12152651
>I'm 7.1 by 5.3 inches and I feel inadequate
>
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>>12152678

I am a genius, thank you.
Since when do any of those ponies have freckles?
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>>12152688
It's not ALL about girth.
Clit stimulation can go a LONG way
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>>12152674
>strangers
Trust me anon, we know each other very well.

I bet you dont even lick her hooves
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>>12152697
>let's respond to /soc/ dicks spam
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>>12152692
Our daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially such a good size and all.
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>>12152701
>let's be passive aggressive
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>>12152699
No, of course not. She doesn't even like that. Outside, I let her wear the pants, but inside she knows where she really stands.

Under me.
Drooling.
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>>12152711
Okay, yeah, now I'm convinced it's all /soc/ spam.
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>>12152708
As opposed to doing what? Not saying anything results in idiots responding because they can't realize that we're being spammed. Getting mad at the spammer does even less good.
>>
This thread sure is about ponies!
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>>12152721
>/soc/ spam
>in a night thread

Nah, that's just MLPG shitposting as usual.
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>>12152426
it's alright I guess?
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>>12152725
That's right, so saying you dislike something does nothing.
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>>12152726
Yes, aside from the /soc/ spammer and the meta about the /soc/ spammer, it is. If you filter out every post of the /soc/ spammer using recursive, all you're left with is ponies.
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>>12152726
I wish you idiots would stop responding to it
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>>12152720
>not knowing what she likes
mistake #1
>Outside, I let her wear the pants
mistake #2
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>>12152734
/soc/ spam does count as MLPG shitposting, though.
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>>12152741
Well, it resulted in me seeing Nanaki's cock. So there.
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>>12152722

Sorry Sentenal's burnt former lover, we have bigger fish to fry.
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>>12152741
You niggas keep talking about your own dicks but get mad when someone spams posts about them? Oh gee...
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>>12152754
dude that picture was posted ages ago
I bet you didn't even see his video
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>>12152747

I don't see the difference
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>>12152708
>passive aggressive
oh come on, spitfire
I thought you left
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>>12152757
what the fuck is wrong with you
why would you think this is an okay thing to do
>>
>>12152734
>>12152747
It's the same guy that does brokenenglishanon and what you people started to call /b/linker.
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>>12152774
>what you people started to call /b/linker.
no one actually says that
stop making up meta about shitposters
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>>12152746
I know EXACTLY what she likes.

No, what she NEEDS.

She needs it DEEP appledan.
In her ass.

You couldn't give her what I give her, and she isn't interested to find out.

And she has an image to maintain. Nobody would respect her if I lead her around by a leash like she wants.
>>
>>12152767
Exactly.
>>12152766
I'm curious but this may be a ruse so I'll leave it at that.

To be honest, I haven't yet watched the episode talking about Ms. Harshwhinny. But I do get the appeal.
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HOLY SHIT

PONIES
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>>12152791
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>every post that isn't a stub is about harshwinny
Fuck you guys.
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>>12152791
Harshwhinny was a terrible character.
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>>12152786
Nah.
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>>12152794

No, but apparently if your index finger is longer than your ring finger then you probably are endowed. Sounds retarded, I know. Look it up.
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>>12152786
go ahead and link the post I made that that was talking about my penis
oh wait you can't because there isn't one
stop trying to ruin the thread because someone you don't like posted something you don't like

I don't care if he started it, you're being fucking retarded
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>>12152790
>Ms. Harsh like to be dominated
I dont like this headcanon
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>>12152796
What a bunch of cuties.
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>>12152796
I ONLY LIKE TWO THIRDS OF THOSE PONIES
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>>12152800
Rainbow Dash
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>>12152798
I should be asleep and am obsessed with dicks.
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>>12152796
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>>12152800
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>>12152813
Thats a way better pony indeed.
I like how she apparently remembered the lessons she learned and was less of a cunt in season 3.
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>>12152791
it exists and it's alright
pretty short though
it shouldn't be too hard to find if you really want it
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>>12152808
You've never been with a powerful woman, I see.

The ones with the power want that power taken away from time to time.

And she just REALLY likes it in the ass.
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>>12152822
I hope there'll be episodes like RIAW or Hurricane Fluttershy in S4
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>>12152816
that picture made me laugh more than it should have
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>>12152796
>>12152811
WE CUTE PONIES NOW?
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>>12152831
it's the look of satisfaction on Rarity's face that gets me
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>>12152837
That look always gets me.
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>>12152838
yeah but breast size isn't directly correlated to her ability to provide her sexual partners with pleasure. dick size is.
>>
ITT everyone has bigger than average dick
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>>12152844
>-Sun Tzu
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>>12152849
I don't.
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>>12152833

Ponka puu pls.
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>>12152827
>The ones with the power want that power taken away from time to time
>And she just REALLY likes it in the ass

So how happy is Ms. Harsh now that you've taken up treating her like a stallion?
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>>12152845
>implying it isn't
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>>12152849
That's because the poor schmucks who don't are too embarrassed to post about it
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>>12152849
No I don't

Well, below average length but above average girth.
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>>12152856
I hate that I love hyper boobies.
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>>12152844
>you will never be that hardcore
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>>12152868

>tfw .3 inches shorter then you ;_;

Why is it that short cocks get so hard though? This one time I was seriously scared my cock would pop it got so hard. and my little head seriously made my cock look like a mushroom with how big it got. I almost kind of wish that it can happen again.
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I normally like My Little Dick General
But dick threads with /soc/ spam are just terrible
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>>12152865
but why?
boobs are great, huge boobs are great and boobs getting huge are great
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>>12152877
>I normally like My Little Dick General

You're everything what is wrong with the General.
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>>12152862
IF THEY'RE BLUSHING THEN THEY WOULD TOTALLY DO IT, right?
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>>12152854
You misunderstand what it means to be a mare.

She LOVES being under me. she loves getting rutted into our bed, the floor, or the grass in our backyard.

She says that it's the only time she feels like a mare.
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>>12152876

Trust me my 7.5 inch cock gets pretty hard too anon
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>>12152879
I know, but it's so... stupid. And not real. It makes me feel guilty.
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>>12152888
>it's the only time she feels like a mare
>the only time
and why is that
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>>12152891

Yeah but did you seriously think yours was about to pop and spew puss and blood everywhere? It has happened to me many times but that one day was a bit scary especially since my dickhole felt like it was stretching and widening a little too much.
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>>12152883

>not liking dicks
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>>12152895
>filename
>not Tanuki Twist
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>>12152899

It's happened to me and I'm 18cm. I blasted myself in the face with it when I came too. Had to have shot up a good 3 feet.
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>>12152905
I suppose that could work too.
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>>12152895
I'll give you the point that it is very silly
who cares though? it's still fun
although I'll admit I really only like it when it looks like she's either enjoying or indifferent to them, any serious discomfort is a huge turn off
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>>12152902
I love dicks mit MLPG isn't the appropriate place to discuss them
Unless they are horse dicks
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>>12152897
Because when we're outside, she has to be in control. She has to be professional in public, when all she really wants to do is act like a school filly.

Do you know how often she calls me "Daddy"?
>>
What if pony models and you scrunch?
http://i.imgur.com/i9AXFjO.gif
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>>12152899

Yeah unlike probably most on this board I usually don't masturbate often except lately for the past 2 weeks I have been once every other day. I wouldn't have been surprised if I could stick a pencil or bigger down my cock hole.
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Alright enough of that, what kind of wacky shenanigans do you want to see Big Mac get into
>>
Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>12152912
>>12152895
>>12152879
>>12152865
Ya'll have shit taste
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>>12152912
I can only like it when there's a person there. If they have an immature personality, that's a turn off. I made a big post in /unf/ about it but nobody responded...
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>>12152925
Draw him in a dynamic pose that you've never drawn before.

Also, make him a mare.
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>>12152925
something something dicks.
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>>12152925
what if his notice got lost in the mail and he was past due for a penis inspection
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>>12152923

Look into sounding. You'll figure out what you can and can't stick in your urethra, Hank.
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>>12152925
>remember that Tex mad that
>and that he's ded
>and that BIg Mac tumblr is ded too
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>>12152927
Oh my fucking god that video
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>>12152938

Sounding is my fetish.
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>>12152925
Big Mac finds out about "twerking."
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>>12152935
Added to the list
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>>12152931
oh come on, giant boobs of all sizes are great
there's no need to be rude about it

>>12152934
I don't really visit the sub, sorry
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>>12152943
Ew no, imagine if you are doing it and you start cumming but can't pull it out because your dick is squeezing on it too hard and then your urethra bursts into the rest of your cock and maybe even rupture outside the skin.
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>>12152938
Preferably you never have to find out that you can't stick something in your urethra...

Start small and go from there.
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>>12152955
Yeah, that doesn't happen
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>>12152952
Well here it is if you want to read it: http://mlpg.co/unf/res/263.html#1052
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>>12152950
Good man

Now the question is, did you pick that because it was the first, the best, or because it's good practice?
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>>12152955
I'm pretty sure urethras don't 'squeeze'
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>>12152962
>>12152970
Whatever, you lodge it in and can't get it out.
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>>12152970
Those were draw requests?

I was asking for show discussion man
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>>12152977
That's not how dicks work.
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>>12152966
>>12152952
ascension is my fetish
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>>12152977
I don't think you have any idea how a penis works, let alone sounding
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>>12152981
Well, you should be drawing.
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>>12152981
Why aren't you drawing?
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>>12152991
>implying
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Maybe the /soc/ spammer will stop next thread
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What do you use to meassure your penis?
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>>12153005
>maybe
He'll stop when you stop responding or talking about it or in roughly 1-2 hours.
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>>12153005
seeing as the spam started in the last thread with underage smut, I don't think that's going to work
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>>12153005
Doubt it, but sure.
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>>12153001
We request that you remove Harshie's cutie mark from your image.
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>>12153010
With a tape measure.
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>tfw ashamed of having a 7 inch penis because I don't deserve it.
Why do even have this fucking thing? I'm a fuck-up, I shouldn't have anything good.
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>>12153016
I hate that the word "plot" was taken from /a/ as an old meme and now bronies use it without realizing the context.
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>>12153012
>He'll stop when you stop responding
This.
The best way to kill an attention whore is to starve it to death.
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>>12153001
>real name is Danny
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>>12153023
I liked that joke before MLP happened, now it's just grating.
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>>12153019
shut up nigga
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>>12153025
But anon, MLPG loves attention whores.
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>>12153005
>>12153012
>>12153025
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>>12153029
You're such a hipster anon, I admire you.
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>>12153030
No.
For someone that was hoping to get a piece of Harshie, you aren't being very respectful of her request.
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>>12153023
Considering standard pones don't have much in the way of chest unless it's anthro or Milky, plot's been relocated to butts for pones. Mutability of language and all that. And I probably get the point of what you're saying but I'm too tired to rebut anything.
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>>12153039
>hoping to get a piece of Harshie
you mean the submissive, shameless, quivering mess of a mare you turned her into?

No thanks.
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>>12153027
but wait I thought mewball's real name was Danny

And that he played video games with Arin Hanson on Youtube.
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>>12153041
It used to be something along the lines where there was an anime full of fanservice but people say "No, I like it because the story has a good plot to it." and then people kept replying ">implying there is a plot".
Eventually the word plot was an implication that there was none and that it's an excuse to watch a fanservice show.
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>>12153057
Good.
Because she's happy this way.
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>>12153074
I hope so
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>>12153069
Makes sense. I believe I saw something along the lines of that before. Like reading Playboy for the articles.
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>>12153077

I'd date a broke guy with a small cock. I don't care. A long as it fits. I literally don't care at all about how big a guys junk is. I just don't. It doesn't matter. It doesn't effect who they are as a person.
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>>12153069
No shit, seriously? Check all those "I watch it for the plot" pony macros, they are the same shit.
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>>12153094
>tfw I'm a bad person
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>>12153089
I'm glad we could reach an understanding.
I made my waifu happy.

And she makes me happy.
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>>12153091
Exactly.
>>12153099
Because they don't really get it and are unoriginal. I like to think MLP has a good plot and can be well written at times.

Since we are being meta about memes, this video is relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98A
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>>12153108
Seriously, why would you save all these?

What will the cops think when they search your computer after you've killed yourself and find a word document full of various small dick stories?
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>>12153133
Large balls cum bigger loads.
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>>12153139
pretty sure that's not ture
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>>12153127
are you a memer
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ded
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>>12153142

It is you idiot, larger balls produce more semen
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>>12153147
My sides, I can't find the screencap!
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>>12153135
to be fair that one would be pretty hot if it were pony related
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Posting a picture relevant to the discussion. Considering there's almost no discussion, it's also completely relevant to anything else.
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>>12153142
I'm pretty sure it is.

Balls are where cum comes from, after all.

I saw this one gif of a guy with balls balls and a pretty small dick and he came like a zebra

I was reminded of the classic Marshal Mathers lyric: "Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long"
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>>12153166

post dicks
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>>12153173
Imagination, dick-anon.
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>>12153172

from the ab area
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>>12153166
their bodies look kind of like dicks.

>you will never put little AB and Scootaloo masks on you and your boyfriend's dicks and make them dance
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>>12153166

Fine, then I'll post best horse.
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>>12153192
Good, because I just ran out of pone pics. I don't have that many on here.
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>>12153185
Really , wow, I'm tiny. Good thing I never thought about dating or sexing for that matter.
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>>12153202
what the fuck
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>>12153202
GET THE FUCK OUT ANGOOR
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>>12153206
Roogna's evil-er twin.
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>>12153202

I don't get it are you going to bed or getting up?
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>>12153218
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>>12153187
So, like

Bigger seminal vesicles produce more semen?
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>>12153223
not "bigger"
just more productive
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>tfw drawfag draws your request
Thanks again based Tess. Wherever you are...
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>>12153232
It took you two years?
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>>12153237
>tfw my cock is smaller than yours.

I should just kill myself now.
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>>12153232
>hobopone will never get updated
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>>12153237
hey, you already posted this one
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>>12153232
tess is a pretty cool guy
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>>12153238
I previously showed my gratitude. I was going through my folder and smiled when I saw this picture again.
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>>12153248
I fucking love Tess.

It's too bad that he hats me

and everyone else in this thread...
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>>12153248
No he isn't. Guy only hangs out with the "cool" poeple. He's selective and has turned into another LMJ
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>>12153262
what?
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>>12153269
He's most likely just assblasted that Tess doesn't come here anymore.
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When you go to other boards, do you also shitpost like you do here?
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>>12153272
Not really, he really does that.
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http://derpiboo.ru/376478

oh my
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>>12153295
>>12153299
Why don't you faggots kill yourselves?
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>>12153243
>updated 8 months ago
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>>12153304
Wish we got an artist's name to go with that.
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>>12153243
She's dead
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>>12153304
This artist's shit is getting pretty whack.
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Did I miss anything good during the night threads?
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>>12153307
That doesn't help in answering the question anon.
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>>12153324

dicks
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>>12153304
>no source
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>>12153324
/soc/ spam
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>>12153324
>night threads
>good

Unless you're into gayshit, you missed nothing as usual.
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>>12153331
They don't in Healthcare-ia
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>>12153331
This is what cutfags actually believe
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>>12153331
That's the only reason? I guess it makes sense if you are trying to attract girls like rediv.
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>>12153324
we're in full on "godawful morning" mode
you might as well just leave now
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>>12153324
No. Absolutely nothing.
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>>12153322
No, she's too adorable to be dead!
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>>12153346
What does rediv even look like?
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>>12153331
no
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>>12153243
>>12153308
>>12153322
>
>>12108308
>>12108348
>>12108384
>>12108434
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>>12153357
Well considering I heard she got raped, I'm thinking pretty good.
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>>12153357
Skinny, like a cardboard.
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>>12153357
___cute____
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>>12153337
>>12153340
>>12153341
>>12153348
>>12153350
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>>12153357
Cute.
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>>12153362

Stop masturbating so fucking much
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>>12153369
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>>12153369
Go home, little pony, this general's not for you. Not yet.
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>>12153380
>>12153378
>>12153374
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>>12153360
Can you control your attention boner for a bit, please? All you do with your name on is shitposting about you and your fetishes.
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>>12153393
Can you control your attention boner for a bit, please? All you do as an anon is shitposting about you and your fetishes.
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>>12153380
____Jews_____
That's also why there is so much interracial.
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>>12153391

are we posting gifs now or something
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>>12153399
White Knight coming to the rescue
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>>12153393
>hateanon is upset about dumb girls getting their cooties all over his penis discussion
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>>12153393
>>12153399
>>12153400
>>12153405
>>12153407
>>12153408
Can you all please just kill yourself right now?
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>>12153405
You're not Togami.
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>>12153404
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>>12153405
>>12153408
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I'm going back to bed.
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>>12153414
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>>12153422
I clean it. Though I try not to use antibacterial soap.
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>>12153414
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>>12153412
i would if i wasn't a coward.
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>>12153422
I clean every part of my body religiously, including my dick.
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>>12153404
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>>12153423

I'm gonna play league of legends
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>>12153412
I can't becuase I'm stuck for the ride.
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>>12153404
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>>12153422
I'm uncut and my dick never smelled and I never had smegma or anything like that. Using that argument shows that some of you cutfags really have no idea about personal hgyene.
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>>12153438
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Yeah guys. We need to talk about the new pony episode that just aired. Come on.
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I wish hateanon didn't hate everyone so much.
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>>12153458
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>>12153458
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>>12153467
>find it
>get bored of it within 30 minutes

The quest begins anew!
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>>12153469
The only thing I hate is when other people are vocal about hating things and don't debate the issue.
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>>12153458
>>12153471
>>12153450
>>12153438
>spamming meta is helping!
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>>12153481
>he doesn't find meta funny

go back t othe pss
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>>12153481
>being passive aggressive get's your point across!
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>>12153481
>implying this is helping
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I hate you guys so much right now
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>>12153469
Can't have the good without the bad. You need balance. Hate anon is doing you a favor but you are too dense to see his divine plan to keep order.
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>>12153503
I've given up looking up real porn because it feels way too fake. Now I'm searching in fics and drawings.
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>>12153501
That is a cute pony. Post more of that cute pony.
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>>12153514
Keep the faith alive.
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>>12153519
alright
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>>12153514
mah nigga
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>>12153510
Shouldn't debating about the quality of posts instead of empty insults be the way to fix things?
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>>12153503

that happens to me like once a month, but I get kinda bored of it within a week
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>>12153522
All guys are. Even the ones that brag about they have huge dicks.

Its like women who secretly hate each other for being too attractive.
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>>12153514
Yeah. It's like the adult equivalent of stopping to believe in Santa Clause
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>>12153522
Yes, but I'm also insecure about my worth as a person, so I guess it kind of goes with it anyway.
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