New horse.Dedicated to what remains the funniest thing to come out this fandom even after two years.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_I3kzOAw
>Tex will never touch Applejack
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>>12147272AND... ITS SEQUELhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzS7OLd6faw
How many people here are straight for Braeburn
>>12147291>implying that he didn't ditch us because he actually got to go to magic horse landAs much as I love you faggots, I'd dump you in a heartbeat for that chance.
wait a minute tex is dead now?
>>12147272I would love to pet the silly pony.
You have 5 seconds to be as Lyra as possible
>>12147321I'm a 6 on the Kinsey scale for Braeburn.
>>12147321if I were a pretty mare I'd suck his dick
>>12147320So pretty much like every artist, then?
>stallion whinnies in pleasure
I can feel a storm of ponies raging deep within inside you.
>>12147341human on pony action
>>12147356>pull off before he can cum
>>12147281>>Was about to type "Tex save us">>Used to say that when threads were going shit so Tex would start drawing.>When is it going to stop hurting?I know that feel.
>promise people I'd draw things>goof off and draw other thingsHAHA GUESS I need to get my priorities in order, I guess? I dunno.Anyways, I experimented with stuff. It was fun.
>>12147341Let me lick your hads
>>12147333yesNever leave us
>>12147367>insert your fist>feel him contract
>>12147287>Tex posts with his trip all the time and basically avatarfags.>Both things MLPG discourages.>Somehow he is immune to the rules, allowed to post as he wishes.>Becomes the privileged VIP poster.>Jessey comes in and saps all the attention from him.>Gets all huffy that nobody wants to play with him when other, better artists show up.>Shitfit on tumblr.
>>12147341Hands and lesbian roomates!
>>12147376So her tail is made of marshmallow? She needs to be careful around fire then.
>>12147391I don't think that's how it happened but I also don't spend enough time here to deny it for sure
>>12147364colt on human loli action
>>12147412She's a smore pony. Full Stop designed her.
>>12147423cosmo pls draw big stallionsor big lesbians
>>12147376Art whoreILUnice background
>>12147433colt single action
>>12147423draw big pone licking small pone
>>12147333>wait a minute tex is dead now?In case you didn't know.>Tex deletes his thread on the sub>Tex removes everyone from skype and steam>Removes the skype name from the top of his tumblr>Stops following everyone on tumblr>Posts this: http://texdrawings.tumblr.com/post/55261368191/maybe-everything-is-finally-getting-to-me-but-imTex cut all ties with MLPG it seems. Confirms my theory that he's really weird. His behavior is really strange lately.
>>12147453neatI sorta want
Let's stop talking about Tex
>>12147333YesMLPG killed himMewball pls leave before they do the same to you, i don't want you to hat us
>>12147477Too bad Lyra is a canon gold digger.
>>12147502so is Rararawhat's your point?
>>12147453>>12147453>See a $ in the start of the filename.
>>12147477As much as I love this ship, I view pinklestiaXdiscord to be the best ship
>>12147502just like your mom
>>12147483Can we talk about that pony instead? What do you think she wanted to do before she got her cutie mark?
>>12147474Everyone is kinda weird in their own way, dont make it look like Tex is one of the super crazy ones.
Would you take care of a cripple pone?
>>12147427>>12147391It's more like:>Tex engages in hours of inane pony chat>Tex now gets a few hate anons, something he's never gotten before>Others who aren't out and out hate anons are kind of annoyed by this>Tex lets the negativity get to him and he over reacts.
I wish contributors left without saying much like ciircuit or shout, so it hurts less when they leave
>>12147532She wanted to have sex with dolphins
>>12147536Of course I would!Someone get my shotgun...
>>12147542>hours of inane pony chatMLPG.txt
>>12147536I'd carry her around until her leg grew back, sure
>>12147474This is odd. Really odd... Tex was a cool guy to me that is. I hope everything is alright with Tex.
ok im not making anymore edits of that fizzle drawingany ideas what i should draw next, mlpg
>>12147444>>12147472Does it matter what pony I choose or do you have an idea?Like canon big stallion x small marefancy pants and chubby nurse for example
>>12147549Do you think that's all she wanted? Doesn't seem like that'd be too hard, to me.
>>12147558Towards the end it sorta was just "apples apples apples" with him.and I say this a s a fan
>>12147558Except he did it with his trip on and every post was one of his drawings, with his self insert in it.Basically tripfagging and avatarfagging.
>>12147568Big Mac licking small Dash
>>12147567Octavia cum inflation
>>12147567Cheerilee taking the D.
So any predictions of the Season 4 preview of MLP?
>>12147571But does it have a hole?
I bet this pony is really strong
>>12147567A pony who smiths horseshoes.Loosely base him of the Giant blacksmith in Dark Souls
>>12147568big Canterlot guard messing with little Crystal guard
>>12147587>Except he did it with his trip onWhy is this anyone's autisma-trigger
>>12147567No requests from me, just saying thanks for everything again.Especially the twins a while back
>>12147605It'll be shit.
>>12147567Princess cadence difusing a bomb
>>12147362>no song embeddedLet me [fix] that for you.
>>12147605It'll be a song from the opener. Everyone will proclaim it the end of the show.
>>12147563Do ponies limbs grow back? They do seem to be made of some kind of semi maleable material, maybe they just get some marshmallow fluff in the mail, stick it on and go to town.
>>12147534Not super crazy, sure. But everyone in a fandom is on the scale of "weirder than normal". Tex is clearly over sensitive and way too self critical (he deletes drawings that he feels are imperfect, even if we say they're great). Possibly depressed right now.
>>12147605Not really a prediction, but more like a hope. I want to see more ponies.
>>12147591Sometimes I clench my asshole so tight, the crust crumbles off
>>12147619>Crystal guards get distracted by how shiny they are.And this is why Sombre was able to invade it with no army at all.
>>12147567Thanks for doing itHow about a crystal pony getting railedAnd they're transparent, so you can see everything
>>12147655Worst of all he made everything less shiny, so they couldn't even distract themselves from him.
>>12147619got a crystal guard ref?>>12147590I dunno. I like Dash but I dont care much for Mac.I remember reading a pretty nice fic between Dash and a R63 Spitfire though.
>>12147619D-do you think you could see the canterlot guards cock inside the crystal guard?
>>12147567This pony here >>12147613
>>12147620I don't know. A lot of people y you have to earn your trip, which I think Tex kind of did. It stil irks me that Kraut has a trip, since I can't recall anyone impersonating him, but he does draw a lot despite not really finishing anything ad his trip is a relic from Tofu times.
>>12147663>klondike nimI don't think that's how it works.
>>12147678Totally bogus, bro...
>>12147691What about Soarin and and small Spitfire.
What did the Doctor say, Applejack?
>>12147566Mostly because Tex avoided this kind of drama. Never talked about himself. Never whined. Stayed mysterious.
>>12147691What about Soarin and Dash?Or someo R63 Main 6 and DashLike R63 Dash licking Dash
>>12147663Well I hope he has two nice birthdays!
>>12147692U-unfI hope so
>>12147698I've seen people with just names get shit on too, can you explain that?
>>12147709Did anyone see that thing earlier about Cloudchaser having two canon names?
>>12147648Sometimes when I'm shitting I like to keep pushing it back in with one hand while jerking off with the other.
>>12147717that you need bedrestyou'll be up and about in another day
>>12147558>>hours of inane pony chat>MLPG.txtEVEN INANE BY MLPG STANDARDSLet that sink in.
>>12147698What's even more retarded is fucks like RCH are immune to the rule it seems. Nobody tells him to take his off when he comes stumbling into the general.
Is Scootaloo hispanic?AlsoHave some wonderful music from Al Di Meola to be happy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zf0uW3EwOQ
>>12147717Ya have a cold. Go to sleep, sugarplum.
>>12147729It's like a constant internal shot!Holy shit.
>>12147633if i had my way i would never have to draw princess cadence ever again. i like her but she's probably the most annoying horse to draw>>12147596>>12147593i feel like ive drawn these before >>12147622>>12147665u are welcome
>>12147566My theory is that he's down due to personal life stuff, and the MLPG stuff is seen as worse because of that.
>>12147691>>>12147692I don't see why not>>12147712>>12147721I like these ideas toowhat if big Soarin' and big r63 dash and little Spitfire and little Rainbow Dash
>>12147717I wanted to get a doctor but he wouldn't come. Too many apples.
>>12147698>Talking as if Kraut is still aroundWait, did he come back?
>>12147765>i feel like ive drawn these beforePost it please.
So let me get this straight. To be a good person on MLPG, you can only wear your name while giving something or asking for requests, never have a personality, and have no opinions. Unless you are anonymous because then you can do whatever you want.
>>12147547>I wish contributors left without saying much like ciircuit or shout, so it hurts less when they leaveAnd we can delude ourselves into thinking it wasn't about us. They left for reasons that dont' include "we hate you"
>>12147765Pinkie and Ponyacci funsex
>>12147766>MLPG.>Blowing something stupid out of proportion.Damn, that's a funny joke.We never act like that at all!
>>12147786to be a good person on mlpg you have to ignore the retards who will drag you through the mud no matter what you dojust be a good person
>>12147567>any ideas what i should draw next, mlpgSad Tex anon, alone at a bar, nursing a single drink.
Hops, disembodied human hands milking a stallion pls
>>12147692>>12147729>You'll never blow the crystal guards cock while he gets railed>You'll never get a perfect view of the other guards cock fucking him>You'll never watch him come in the crystal guard
>>12147749I like thinking she is, and I thought the stuff we did about her giant Mexican family was cute/funny.
>>12147698>>12147747I actually think it has more to do with the poster than the fact that they wear a name or a trip.I wish people would stop shitting on RCH, working with pony models is a kind of contribution, and he does more than just googly eyes these days. If anything, he should be encouraged to take it even further.
>>12147811Why waste an artist's time when you can probably find that sort of thing on youtube?
Gonna go for a run, when I'm back I'll draw either Caimon with Dr. Falicer, or Caimon with GG's new deergirl.maybe bothprobably notbut maybe
>>12147721oh god I havent drawn that yetreally tempting, probably doing that one>>12147692>>12147769Thats REALLY tempting because I could mess with the opacity stuff and make it visible inside and junk.Also big R63 dash and Spitfire too.I have to write these down then.
>>12147814They made me miss my Mexican neighbors...Best food ever.
I'll leave this here for posters that want to do this with their pony waifu.>>12147786Usually its common courtesy but at the same time, don't be a fucking retarded and act like a douchebag.
>>12147786No, you're getting all pissy over it.Tex rarely took requests (once a month type deal) and unless you define personality and opinions as "Apples apples apples Applejack is not my waifu but I drew porn of me fucking her" >Unless you are anonymous because then you can do whatever you want.This rule applies to all of 4chan.
>>12147783where's the best copy of eqg?
>>12147779I mean that I have no idea what I mean.
>>12147814I far and away like the Crippleorphan one.She'd be the first character in a children's cartoon in a while that had absolutely nothing going for her.
>>12147786To be good on mlpg, you have to suck hateanon's cock. And if you don't he'll be your enemy now and shitpost so that people will pay attention to him.
>The MLP comics have been on the top 100 for over 6 months alreadyThat's great, right?Is this going to have an impact in the comic industry?
>>12147830Don't they have rape on youtube?
>>12147786Tex barely did anything wrong at all, drew nice shit for us, didnt get wrapped up in drama, and was a great guy to people.AND HE STILL GETS SHIT ONLET THAT SINK IN
>there will never be porn of Ponyacci
>>12147836heyhey cosmoheyhave you ever drawn humans?
>>12147663Didn't he say he didn't want any art?
>>12147868more internet memesit's hotter than capes
>>12147884>respecting the wishes of artiststotal_faggot.png
>>12147872Sadly not, but there's plenty elsewhere which is why I don't request it in threads.
Hey AnonANON I am your left testicle, and I want to fire my contents into bluefast.
>>12147868Well MLP is IDW's top selling series. So to be a little selfish they're gonna fight tooth and nail with Hasbro to keep it going for the foreseeable future.
>>12147778Yes, make of that what you will
>>12147883just uh, legs and feetsome tits.drawing humans is scary but Im working up to it
>>12147878Tex shitposted as anon all the time. Which one is hard to determine though.
>>12147788Not really, Tess didn't have to say anything to make obvious that he hats usPeople like shout and ciircuit really just dropped ponies.
>>12147906But I only have 1 testicle.
>>12147906Oh yea? What does right testicle have to say about this?
>>12147919The post came from inside the sack
>>12147786You can have a trip on if what you're posting makes the thread better or if having you saying it impacts the interpretation of the commentAll of Tex's posts were vapid, repetitive shit that he could have posted as AnonBUT HE WANTED ATTENTION
Pinkie Pie is a huge fan of Pony Tim Allen, especially his role in "Stable Improvement".
>>12147839>Invited to her family's pig roast/barbecue>Mariachi music blasting into the wee hours of the morning>Cerveza and tequila a gogo>Her uncle tells you if you try anything funny with his niece, he'll cut your fucking cojones off.
>>12147915He was probably the one that was shitposting about Sentenal all the time. Yeah, that's the ticket. Seems legit.
>>12147927ANONYMOUSWE HAVE TRACED BACK THE CALLIT COMESFROM YOUR BALLSI REPEATTHE CALLER IS YOUR BALLS
>>12147922Right testicle wants to cum in best pony... Goku.
>>12147912okayhave you posted them anywhere?I happen to like legs and tits
>>12147917But he doesn't hat us. He's either in a slump right now or something personal is still going on.He even wished me a happy birthday
>>12147947That post was ballin'
>>12147827>and he does more than just googly eyes these days.Like cum on them.All kidding aside, I don't think he even cares if people shit on him. He acts like a comedian.
>>12147915Anon, let me let you in on a little secret.That is nigh impossible to prove and is just as good as saying "I know he did I can feel it"
>>12147949I just made a NSFW tumblr but I didn't put anything onto it yet.
>>12147922he hasn't said much of anything since that kid punched him back in 5th grade, just a few grunts and yelps every now and then
>>12147970But my magic 8 ball told me it was him!
>>12147963I really admire the people on MLPG who get constantly shit on without deserving it and just keep going
Tex is so fucking mysterious. I read his posts for any clues about his life. In 3 years all I know about him are:>Went to comic con>place is too small to have a pony live with him.>From TexasThat's fuckin' it.
so how about those ponies guys
>>12147978neat!you should link it here or in your sub thread or something when you doI like your style and your taste in kinks
>Tex had to leave before MLPG could question whether or not his posts were actually contributing to discussion>>12147878>drew nice shit for usNot really. He mostly drew nice shit for himself. Which isn't bad, but you can't say he drew it for us. I can't remember three occasions when he took requests. >AND HE STILL GETS SHIT ON>Tex barely did anything wrong at allThat's only because he left with "I'm not getting enough attention, none of you appreciate me, goodbye" when in reality he was one of the most popular posters in the thread despite the whole "Apples apples apples" thing. Really it was a kick in the balls to everyone when he left on that kind of note. Contributors and anon.
>>12147986I thought he was from Alabama.
>>12147978You should tell a few select friends about it and wait until anon finds it and then delete all of it.
>>12147993What the fuck is a pony?Sounds gay.
>>12147993There are no ponies at nightOnly sex and meta. Aren't you glad you came back?
>>12147970EVERYONE shitposts as anon. EVERY contributor shitposts as anon. I do it, you do it, it's impossible to resist.
>>12147996But I post apple apple apple stuff a bunch of times when he is not here.
>>12147993still minty fresh
>>12147868Given the success of the comics and the amazing number of signups Bronycon is getting I think MLP is moving into a new era. In the past pony has been a niche part of "nerd culture". I see us as now moving towards a concrete part of Nerddom on the same level as Trek, Star Wars or Doctor Who.
>>12148009there's nothing gay about small colorful horses
Well, I think he a;; learned something hear today. Its just like the old saying goesDon't mess with Tex.......sauce
>>12147986he talks about his life all the time in tf2, in fact he's engaged and the ceremony is in 3 weeks, lucky guy got a real keeper too, she's an honest hard working lady who already owns a nice plot of land with a reliable income, she has a great family and they get together all the time and give him lots of baked goods
>>12147993They are very nice.I'm trying to think of something involved that we haven't gone over in a while.
>>12148033How can I get that cute pony as my friend?
>>12148035There's several things gay about that.
>>12148032What about apples now?
I'm boredTex discussion sucksLets talk about Chrysalis instead.Do you think she rules all of the changelings?Or maybe there are other groups of the out there, that have their own queen?
>>12148033are you sure?mine has a wierd musk about hernot that I don't like itit's very exotic
>>12147986I've been posting here that long and I bet you know even less about me
>>12148034I could have told you this in 2010
>>12148047Applejack, do you take Tex as your faithful husband?
>>12148028You shut your goddamn mouth, I am a pure maiden!
Guys. pony made me gay. Srsly I even have a boyfriend now. guize... halp.
>>12148047inb4 she divorces him for all he's worth and Tex comes crawling back to MLPG's warm, safe embrace
>>12148032The difference is you don't do it with a name.Really, that's all it's about. Wearing a name while he did it. I can't tell you why, just that it is. It's a 4chan culture thing. Especially in MLPG, where you either contribute or you shut the fuck up and sit down as anon.Unless you're posting at "that" time of day where any negative comment about anyone with a name gets you singled out as a hateanon shitposter.
>>12147995No I will. I still have to work on things though. Including the general appearance and such.http://cosmonautscorner.tumblr.com/>>12148008I wouldn't do that.
>>12148073>>12148047Tex's suicide note is just a fan fic of him marrying AJ
>>12148087>that's 4chan culture thingNah, it's just autists being spazzes
>>12148028>EVERY contributor shitposts as anon.Try to play the game of "Which Namefag is which shitposter" is fun.
>>12147868>impact in the comic industryProbably not. People who buy MLP comics either wouldn't buy cape comics in the first place (bronies) or would buy both (people from /co/ that watch the show.)
*bang**bang bang**bang**bang bang*
>>12148087>"that" time of day where any negative comment about anyone with a name gets you singled out as a hateanon shitposterThat part of the day doesnt exist
>>12148047I've never seen the guy talk in tf2, ever. We was a damn spook
Alright ponies, which one of you queefed in my salad?I know it was one of you
>>12148090You can barely draw sfw horses. Why bother posting your horrible porn?
>>12148113>autistsMy point exactly. Where do you think you are, autist?
>>12148082You're way past help if you already have a boyfriend. Just enjoy your new love life. Life is too short and chaotic to be picky on where you find joy in your life. Even if everyone you used to know and your entire family have to shun you. fagget
>>12148123Pinkie! For the last time! You kill mice with mousetraps, not pistols!
>>12148028>everybody's as retarded as I am>also everybody is a lonely virgin too
>>12148064>Tex discussion sucksI know. It's part of our mourning period though. It shows how much a part of MLPG he was.
>>12148135>butt blasted texfanboyslel
>>12148064She's the changeling queen, that's all the further I'm willing to go.Now another question would be whether she did anything wrong, by nature they feed on love which means they must inherently be evil.Did she invade Canterlot just to use it as food for her people or also to gain a seat of power in Equestria?
>>12148069You have to remember to put the cap back on the pony when you go to bed. They start to smell if left in the open too long.Also>captcha
>>12148070>I've been posting here that long and I bet you know even less about meI have a feeling you're Corwin. Dude, I know WAY too much about you.
>>12148124Shut the fuck up and draw
Someone say apples?Anyways, if MLPGers don't want to venture out into the piss, any other questions about BraeburnQuest I should field in here?I mentioned the Hostess in the teaser thread, but I should mention the other two options questers can choose from: the Deputy and Laborer. The Deputy's a combat-oriented job that fills out the old Western archetype of gunslinging justice. The Laborer is a unique choice combining practical knowledge with incredible physical strength.Again, the quest will be done on /mlp/, not on the sub. I spent a long time thinking about that choice and I've made my mind.
>>12148047Except that's not true,that sounds like a children's book story.
>>12148140I suppose you have a point. Worse, I'm the damn bottom in the relationship. worse, I like it that way. Fuckin ponies.
>>12148064I wish a changeling was here so it could transform into Tex...
just...few.. more..days..until.. S4 previewfucking MLP has me accostumed to a constant influx of contenti don't think i could survive in the gravity falls fandom when it's been over a year and they can't even finish one season
>>12148157are you sure?mine gets all fussy when I try to put anything on hershe likes standing around all day in the sun, totally naked
>>12148165The deputy looks badass.
>tfw used space on my 2TB hard drive dedicated to video games surpasses the half way mark
>>12148165Ohhh, those all sound pretty neatAlso yeah, doing it on /mlp/ makes way more sense
>>12148181I thought the movie was a season 4 preview?
>>12148165Hostess has the biggest tits
>>12148082>Comfortable in your homosexuality enough to have a boyfriendYou don't need helpYou're right where you need to be
>>12148169hes marrying his horse waifu dummy
>>12148164Maybe I will
>>12148165Doing it on /mlp/ makes perfect sense.Now I have to decide if I want my quest on here or tumblr
>>12148184>Cheshire seeking Anon's approval.gif
>>12148181It would be nice if they dragged out the seasons a little more. Something like 3 new episodes a month would be nice. Adds two months to the season and lets people sleep in some Saturdays.
So, the gushing and thorough review on amazon.com on "Pinkie Pie and the Rockin' Ponypalooza Party" has made me very curious. It sounds like there's plenty of silly word play and fun conversations in it. Can anyone speak for it? Or have a link to a communal copy we have floating around?
>>12148185The way to say that properly is >tfw more than 1TB of video games on my hard disk
>>12148181>stay up several days straight because you're so excited for the preview>it's clips from the Flash Sentry episode
>>12148152>Did she invade Canterlot just to use it as food for her people or also to gain a seat of power in Equestria?I would say both considering she imprisoned Celestia in a cocoon
>>12148182I think you might have either a custom or import pony. I suggest taking it to your local Jiffy-pone to see if they can fix it.
>>12148204Oh yeah?Well maybe you will!
>>12148219Not when you have assburgers.
>>12148054That pic really needed a pony Bonbon with human Bonbon with the same reaction.
>tfw you laugh out loud at your own wit as you make a clever post on 4chan
>>12148233Maybe i'll draw for you ya bastard, what do ya want?
>>12148118Yeah, but do you think the big two will look at MLP's number and do something about it?Are they really going to ignore the fact that a fucking MLP comic has been in the top 100 for over half year?
>>12148217Is it out yet?Check Yayponies.
Guys, I think my iPonk just broke.My sister triggered the alarm on it and now I can't turn it off.
>>12148261I'd really like a solemn pony sitting next to a fire.Kind of a dark place.
>>12148277just stick your dick in it.
>>12148277No that's normalIt's engineered to be annoying as fuckYou might want an iApple, they're engineered to by boring
>>12148288fine choice sir, do you have a preference of pone?
>>12148267Oh. Wow. It is there.I didn't think they would put those on there so I didn't look. Thanks.
>>12148296 I can't do it anon... I just can't... stay... FUCKIT
>>12148296But he's a bottom bitchYou're gonna have to do the fucking
>>12148277>tfw EG pinkie is more likeable than pony pinkie
>>12148197But one of many benefits for choosing that job.>>12148207I was considering tumblr for Ah! My Celestia
>>12148310Not particularly.A BG pony of your choice.
>>12148335NO YOU CAN'T IT WAS MY IDEA FIRST
>>12148332You better be fucking joking you faggot.
>>12148337Sweet, see you in a couple of hours
>>12148127His turret spoke for him.And it's words were always death...
>>12148345Pinkie trying to cheer up reluctant grumpy Tex is best
>>12148350deal with it nerd
>>12148327Worst part is, this anon is right. I just couldn't bring myself to fuck a guy but somehow I'm okay with...[psychoanalytic fuckery intensifies]
>>12148264MLP is not really taking away from their target audience, but I wonder if they see it like that. But it does show them that there is a market for a different kind of comics, so they might expand rater than completely change their focus. But to be honest, people only buy pone comics because of pone, very few people would buy them if hey were just on heir own without the show and the toys.
>>12148371man, I'm pretty sure I'd be in the same position of you if I wasn't so opposed to leaving my apartment
Anyone stramming?These are prime hours for me to watch one and it seems as though only MT does it this late.
Art while falling asleephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbJv9oAnSEo
>>12148127I gotta say, getting to hear many previously voiceless people talk is quite something
>>12148389I'll stream a movie tomorr if anyone wants and I dont fuck it up
>>12148368nono i wont you cant make me
>>12148123>*bang*>*bang bang*>*bang*>*bang bang*http://vocaroo.com/i/s08IrfxaDrSO
>>12148406>>12148123>tfw gatsby is ded
>>12148338Bullshit.I'm onto you... Captain Planet!
>>12148335THAT TUMBLR NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Why is Cloudsdale always such a busy place?Because its always a buzz with activity!
>>12148389I would but I draw painfully slow and I have hardly any music and also I'm don't think I'm good enough to stream
>>12148433>implying pegasi are bees
>>12148387>>12148371Why is everyone in MLPG as subby bitch?More for me I guess
>>12148387Don't leave. there are monsters or worse... there's the D.
>>12148449f-fuck you an-anon kun.
Think of your waifu/husbando.Got them in mind?Good!They've been drinking heavily and you're giving them a lift home and the cops just pulled you over.
See? Stop making fun of bronies, guysI'm serious
>>12148127He wasn't the only person to not talk in hats. RCH just kinda runs around, burning shit with his googly eyes. Always silent. I don't even know if it's the actual RCH or not, but it's creepy when a silent pyro is in the game.
>>12148463Why did the cops pull me over?
>>12148449B-but getting your colon reamed by a thick juicy cock is where the pleasure's at!
>>12148449I dunno. Easier being a sub. I'd dom a girl if she wanted me to, just not as fun. I can't enjoy it as much.
>>12148463so what's the problemI haven't been drinkingare these fucking racist cops pulling me over just because I have a nonhuman waifu or what
>>12148463>RarityShe would remain calm and composedand flirt with the damn cop.
>>12148463>the cops just pulled you overWas my waifu shooting at them?
>>12148398>Krabb's whiny voice>Tan's ironic retard voice>Deadpan, deadpan everywhere>Gypsy mangling words
>>12148465That article makes some good points about how the increasing prevalence of recording devices really should make us rethink how much we judge people being filmed.
>>12148465>nerd-shamingoh no...they're trying to turn us into a protected group now.This is going to be very bad, isn't it?
>>12148398I wish they'd all shut the fuck up for one game and only have someone talking every minute or so
>>12148481That depends on how you drive.Are you a good driver? If so, your taillight's out - get that fixed as soon as you can.
>>12148463>she's underage>I don't have driver's insuranceWell shit.
>>12148436There are worse things, grab a mic or something it doesn't matter to me if there's sound or not.I usually mute mewball's strams no offense.
>>12148345is it me, or were the ponies in his later pics bigger than the ponies in his early pics?
>>12148463>Implying the cops pulled me over.FUCK THE POLICE.DEY GONNA PULL ME OVER OVER MY DEAD BODY NIGGA!I AM TRAVON!
>>12148507Do you enjoy anyone's voices, you antisocial fuck? I like gypsy's. Very smooth voice.
>>12148484I dunno manI could never cum from it
>>12148463They're too distracted by me being Batman to notice.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOi2pXrcX8
>>12148398>that colossal spaghetti spill during the discussion of giant futa goo ponies
>>12148518>Own a car with a turbo.>Fire off the stop light.>Right to the speed limit and keep at it.>The cars behind come up and have to go around me.
>>12148547Boyfriend-anon here... I hope I can. Guess I'll find out...
>>12148507...is my pronunciation that bad?
Why is pony so euphoric?
What would Plato's favorite pone be?
>>12148465The article does raise one fair point, if people were being that stupid and ropping that much pasta at a star trekk convention or at quakecon, nobody would bat an eye.
>>12148576No, not really. Your mic is really quiet though in comparison to Krabb for example
>>12148588she's enlighten by the glory of the sun
>>12148528I understand anon. There's only so much faggotry one can take. Sometimes it's best not to follow the stream chat either.
>>12148593Pinkie Pieafter all, you can make a pie without any dough!
>>12148593Pinkie Pie. Everyone loves Pinkie Pie.
>>12148507>me forgetting the rest of a sentence halfway through
>>12148563WaitSo you've never fucked a guy yet?You've at least used some average sized toys right?
>>12148507>Once again I don't make the list
>>12148599It really does come back to the whole challenging gender stereotypes thing. Mark my words, if the 00's were about gay rights the 10's will be about gender rights.
>>12148620...I think Scrubbles has Alzheimer's, you guys.
>>12148631I know it's hard to believe, anon, but some people are straight.
>>12148630Oh man I do that shit on the mic all the time. I like to blame it on me being tired and that I'm not actually retarded.
>>12148576Not at allI never hats so I have no clue, but you couldn't be worse than thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93H5O_Jff_4I really enjoy his voice too.
>>12148607if only that could be me...
>>12148632That just means your voice is not terrible enough to leave a mark on people's mindsThat's a good thing
>>12148507>>Deadpan, deadpan everywherewho
>>12148658But he's got a boyfriend
>>12148631Nope. I have a small, very silly looking vibrator but that's it. enough to know I like it a lot.
>>12148658...he's talking about getting fucked by a dudedo you even read the chain of conversation you're replying to?
>>12148670No its not. Thats bad.I want my voice to be noticable
>>12148632>complaining about voices>don't make the listIsn't that a good thing?It's a small victory for me, anyways.
>>12148593Twilight or Starswirl.
>>12148650As long as it isn't that tumblr teir shit, that's okay.
gosh anon, whos that stallion youve got there seriously which pony is it
>>12148688Only up to >>12148484For some reason I figured he was a girl's boyfriend talking about how to get her to try anal.
>>12148666maybe some day
>tfw you will never have a handsome voice or outstanding vocal talents
>>12148620>>12148626Okay, then let me ask you this.What is the Form of Party?
>this year, almost half of attendees at EFN were females, when last year the male/female ratio was around 20:1>also more kidsWhat happened here?
>>12148659Oh thank god i'm not alone on this, I just used to think I was *always* tired
>>12148716Looks like a Soarin to me
>>12148683You better be able to take a dick or you might be in a bit of painYou better hope he's not big
>>12148728people trusted cons more and are more accustomed to the idea now
>>12148718maybe...is it too much to ask for a winghug?
>>12148722Fun! That's the form parties take.
>>12148722Pizzaafter all, its a PIE and he's.....from a place with a lot of olives!
>>12148728Balance is returning.
>>12148389i usually stram late as fuckright now im doing studies from life so i dont really think anyone cares
>>12148716Caramel, the flamingest pony, ofc
>>12148717Why are you so stupid, Deaf?
>>12148716Pokey Pierce.You know you want to.
>>12148721>tfw you will never have an 8" cock>tfw Anon will never want to know what you look like>tfw no-one really cared about youetc...
>>12148747I've tested with improvised things as a kid, bigger than this, so I know I can handle it in theory. He's average.
>>12148750She smiles at you with a non-judgmental gaze and says "no"Enjoy your embrace with the princess, she is a very busy pony with much to do.
>>12148728>20:1I can't believe that's not a big exaggeration.Are you sure it wasn't more like 4:1 or 3:1?I think these are just becoming more 'mainstream' in the fandom and people are seeing how fun they are. For what it's worth, the one con I went to (Canterlot Gardens) seemed about 3:1. Although that was a long time ago and I only remember thinking how it wasn't even close to an actual sausage fest.
>>12148734>>12148752>>12148751Alright, then try this.How would Ponko create the perfect Republic?
>>12148463>"Haha - hey, Dweeb! I TOLD you I fuckin' smelled BACON!">"Gilda, shut up.">"Y'know what yer problem is, Dweeb? No fuckin' sense 'a humor!">"Am I right, Porky??">"Hey, they pay you by the stop, or do they give you a fuckin' quota or something?">"FUCK, I could go for a fuckin' ham sandwich right now, what about you, Dweeb? Haaa ha ha...!">As you pull away, she rolls down her window and yells "SOU-EE!"
>>12148765Genetics, society, and the Soviet plot to make us all dumb by fluoridating the water supply.
>>12148804can I ride on her back for a whileI promise I won't speak up or get in her way
>>12148721I had girls in highschool tell me my voice was TOO deep for them.It hurt.
>>12148507>LK's never playing hats so I can't listen to his voice some more
>>12148769I only know two of those feels
/mlp/ is getting spammed again. Keep an eye on the page number.
>>12148812I swear this bitch is gonna get me arrested...
>>12148811Republics are for nerds.
>>12148507>Drinking while playing hats.>Worried I will say something drunken level retarded if my drunk ass finds the talk key.>With a 19 dollar mic.
>>12148812>not yelling DweebIf she were drunk I'd think she might use stronger language.
>>12148807Yeah, i think i got that number wrong, but the point is that last year females were noticeable outnumbered at EFN
>>12148804t-thank you...is there any chance you'll have time later to cuddle? Or maybe go on a walk?
>>12148746if i did that i'd have to draw his flight suit partially unzipped and he'd probably be all sweaty from practice....>>12148760caramel is v cute i agree but>>12148768i have a weak spot for pokey pierce......
>>12148837fuck off faggot
>>12148828The funniest part is that, arguably, this whole hat rise is because LK one day said that he felt like playing TF2, and someone said that MLPG had a server
>>12148823Her eybrow raises, "I'm afraid I can't allow that as it may seem demeaning in front of my subjects and the ambassadors. I do apologize."
>>12148840Well, think of it this way: If she gets blackout drunk and pisses off the cops enough, the two of you will get a night in a holding cell to cool off and you have like ten other guys to help you gangrape her because she won't remember (being blackout drunk and all).
>>12148869>if i did that i'd have to draw his flight suit partially unzipped and he'd probably be all sweaty from practice....So why aren't you already on this?
>>12148843Yeah its a bad idea. Trust me.
>>12148890would she rather I carry her on my back?she doesn't look very heavy at all
>>12148762I love seeing the soldier be insane with the crusadersI do question why he would EVER be entrusted with their care though. His entire team hates him and he is THAT GUY by all measurable standards. He's pissed off an all powerful wizard no less than 3 times, and incurred horrible consequences as a result. and he is a downright psychopath.
>>12148877What the fuckTell him to get his butt in the server then
>>12148920Which is why my DRUNKEN idea to buy a 100 dollar mic is GREAT idea!
>>12148908BAD Deaf, NO!>Braeburn gets swatted with a newspaper.png
>>12148721I would like to sound not annoying in long lengths of time. There's an awkward stress and pitch in my voice that makes it sound like somebody is squeezing my balls while I'm talking. Keep in mind I'm exaggerating and am part of the large amount of people who instinctively do not like their own voice.
>>12148867Her expressions goes from smile to a more lazy expressionless one. "I'm afraid I'll have no time today. My sister has some free time just after she brings the night. Perhaps you could ask her to take a walk."A smile returning to her face as she said it.
>>12148936Your life is spiraling out of control. At least stop drinking like I did.
>>12148936If you're actually going to blow that much money on a mic, I reccomend the USB ones from Audio Technica. USB mics are notriously sub quality, but these are some of the best mics around perioud
>>12148930He NEVER has timeLike, never everHe's cursed by the god of time
>>12148988I was thinking blue yeti.
>>12148921Celestia is heavier than a Moto Grand Prix Bike+rider. You'd be crushed."I'm afraid that's simply out of the question, some of the business to be done today is decidely private and will be conducted behind closed doors."
>>12149003He's also sick as a dog right now.
>>12148465>I’m not one of those people who hates [shitaku] as the site often produces amazing work, and I’m a giant fan of Patricia Hernandez in general.I think I need to fucking vomit.
>>12148962I really wish people would tell me if they hate my voice or not. No one ever says anything though. Either its really terrible or so average its not worth commenting on.
Lasies and Gentlemen your new thread awaits>>12149031>>12149031>>12149031>>12149031
>>12148971>Your life is spiraling out of control.God, you sound just like my therapist...
>>12148921Horses are pretty heavy.Especially the Appaloosan/Draft mix they trot out for the 6'8" guy to ride.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hasa_yaFK34What do you guys think about the upcoming MLP motion comics?Is this a good idea?Who is going to pay for this?I mean, not that many people buy the comics to begin with, and those who do probably won't pay again for the same comics they already read, specially when it will be even more expensive
>>12148762>>12148928Which is a shame, I'd want a Scootaloo to take care of.
>>12148965yeah. I, um. Yeah. Sure. I'd like that.You'll let me know when you have some free time, right?
>>12149064Keep it in one thread horsefuckers
>>12149064For what purpose
>>12149044Oh, geez. Now I feel bad about bugging him so hard. I wish he'd said something.
>>12149064>155 images awayhow do you even
>>12149056When I met folks at last bronycon it was pretty much agree that I looked exactly as they pictured me over voice. Wasn't sure how to react to that.
>Daria is on.>Notice how much the scenes jump because of the animation.Fascinating.
>>12149113So you really are a pony in a space suit?
>>12149101>>12149099>>12149087>>12149086Totally My fault. I don't know what happened Accidentally looked at an old thread in the catalog. It won't happen again
>>12149138Da. Except taller with better hair.
Prankster Celestia is best Celestianew headcanon
>>12149082"I certainly will.This is where I must leave you now though as I'm nearly late for the first meeting. Until next time, anon"She gives you a smile and a wink then turns to face the busy day ahead.
Where is the last place you'd expect Rarara
>>12149113The only people I've ever talk to in voice are the people in the MLPG TF2 server. I really need new friends.I'd never ever go to a con though. They sound beyond awkward.
>>12149157In a room full of good ponies.
>>12149140I just asked Jesus, he said "you're already forgiven."
>>12149003>tfw no strams
>>12149167They aren't. They're full of people cutting loose and having fun.
>>12149167Being inside the place packed with people weirder than yourself but interested in the same things is awkward. Meeting friends though, drinking and smoking, hanging out with them afterwards and in NYC. Made the trip worthwhile.
>>12149196>tfw your quest waifu is taken
>>12149204get out togami
>>12149167now imagine looking like you're 12
>>12149155It must be lonely, your day being entirely controlled by the schedules of others. Luna probably feels the same way.I wish there was something I could do.
>>12149205>tfw no friends
>>12149240mewballlllll grow a beard and stop looking like you're 12.
>>12149205So yeah. No one who'd ever go to a con knows me so there is no point in going to one at all.Like I said, I really need new friends.
>>12149240>tfw I look underaged and no one believes me when I say I'm turning 20 this year
>>12149240Wait that picture you posted on tumblr, I thought you were the guy on the right?
>>12149270Anon, as long as you have basic social skills you can easily make con friends for the weekend. And if you're lucky they last even longer!
>>12149270I'm going to bron con and I don't know anyone else who is going other than gayburn, but it's not like we're hanging outIt's all about meeting new people
>>12149240What does that matter, Mewball? You're really popular. You could look like a giant neckbearded ham-beast and people would still like you.
>>12149296that's Griffon from FiW
>>12149279>mfw people think I'm 10 years older because of my voice
>>12149256>>12149155you two best stop before you start stepping on my feels.What is it about Celestia?
>>12149297>basic social skillsyeah fuck you too!
>>12149240You don't look that 12. You look a bit younger than 18, maybe 16 or so, not 12.
>>12149297>as long as you have basic social skillsOf course I don't have those. I am here aren't I?
>>12149314both of them...
>>12149313Do you have a sexy deep voice anonCan you say butts for me
>>12149326>>12149335If you can order a meal at McDonalds you can make friends at a con.
What do you get when you have a cuddly pony and a snuggly pony?a good night
>>12149256It's what she enjoys though. Knowing she's making a difference for her people makes her happy. The only time she's sad about it is when she has free time that isn't filled, it gives her time to think that maybe she could have done something more or better with that time like seeing friends or having them at all.
>>12149258It's this time of the day/night, huh?Well, unless you're crazy good at drawing or writing, you'll have to work for it by either being nice or manipulate people into it.
We should make a big collage with all the pictures of MLPGers we have, not just the steamchat peeps
>>12149367>con people will be your friend if you give them McDonaldsI'm not sure I want to be friends with people like that...
>>12149367Those are vastly different social interactions.
>>12149384But this isn't /soc/ anon
GLITTER GLUE, ARE YOU ALIVE/AWAKE/AROUND?
>>12149397Just say it's for charity if you make them pay 500 dollars
>>12149367>All those stories of people attempting to get pony toys at McDonald'sClearly a lot of people are disqualified
>>12149372good night SB
>>12149397I went to the last bronycon there where people genuinely praising Johnny Test.
>>12149384We just need someone autistic enough to make a dropbox
>>12149384>Fuck it lets be /soc/!No.
>>12149379Nah. Even if you are really good at something, you still have to work really hard at being nice and manipulating people into being your friends. I've been drawing here for a while and still no one likes me.
Can pony into martial arts?
>>12149422Holy shit anonI was not expecting that
>>12149337that feelI still think that they might want a donor at one point...
>>12149402We should have a /soc/ on the sub, It would either be vastly disappointing or an amazing train wreck.
>>12149454I know I can't believe I said the b word either
>>12149421How fucking hard is this:"Hey I know this sounds weird but I'd like to buy one of each of the girls happy meal toys."
>>12149428You expect too much of the people who go there
>>12149449Only the white ones.
>>12149378I dunno. I think she IS fulfilled by being a good leader, and she would hate to let her ponies down, but I think she's also weary of the disconnect between princess and citizen. I think she makes an effort to not fill her schedule not only to give herself some free time, but also some time to just see what it's like to be a citizen, or deal with everyday crises that would otherwise be taken care of by some lower authority.
>>12149423Life is a fleeting, temporary moment, all of the things that we are or ever will be or were will all one day, very soon, be nothing more then a faded memory know by no one and our awreness of self will be nullified as completely as before our birthhonk honk
>>12149449Rainbow Dash and Rarity and Apple Bloom to a certain extent
>>12149372What if the ponies just want to cuddle and snuggle each other though?
>>12149464They're open to sharing, they're just devoted to each other first and foremost.
>>12149496pony is bored of cuddling and snuggling ponythat's why they came for you
>>12149484Call of the Cutie Anon
>>12149469What are you expecting from thisIf you really want to know someone just ask for their skype
>>12149446Fuck off RossI'm just kidding, you're alright, anon
>>12149484why is sweetie such a qt
I know the guy who asked for it probably isn't here anymore, but I said I'd do it and I'd like to think I'm pretty good at keeping my word. So have some villains playing poker. Everything is fucked - I'll fix it tomorrow.
>>12149499>implying I have any money
>>12149484>Sweetie can beat dashwhat a weenie
>>12149509Apple Bloom just flails around and says HI-YA
>>12149515I was half-expecting Celestia to be the dealer.
>>12149446>that exact feelSometimes, people just get lucky and noticed. I'm working on along term strategy to achieve maximum friendship levels before S4.
>>12149485She hardly had any time for Twilight or her friends. I'm confident not a day goes by where she doesn't have to contend with something pressing.
>>12149506I don't believe it, they're just using me so they can get to each other.
>>12149529She's just a light pony is all
>>12149378>>12149485Well, for a thousand years, she's had to fill the head role alone. Now she's got her sister back (someone she's always loved), and two support princesses besides. She's got more opportunity to enjoy life than she has in ages.
>>12149515Looks pretty dope
>>12149544Rainbow Dash is a Black Belt
>>12149555maybe they are, maybe they aren'tbut pony is already crawling up your shirtare you going to stop them?
>>12149484UNICORNS BEAT EARTH PONIES AND PEGASAI2OP, NERF PLS
>>12149548They take turns being the dealer. It never works out very well.
>>12149476As my collection would show, it's not.The only hang up you can get into is what they have "available" at the time. Some would be really reluctant to open up their boxes and give you one of each instead of one of each of the ones they are currently going through. They can return the boxes they didn't open to get their money back.
>>12149572Xenophilia is a good fic for this. Actually has a bit of stuff when it comes to martial arts.
>>12149569Fall Weather Friends suggests she's about as strong as Applejack
>>12149592she's a weeanie
>>12149553I actually started something like that in May. It hasn't worked out at all though.
>>12149572>implying she didn't just BUY a black belt>implying a black belt could get thrown down by a child
>>12149587my jealousy is tingling...
Man, I'm so tired. But I know there's nothing to wake up to.
>>12149603>"WE ARE ONE!"
>>12149548>Celestia as the dealer and Luna as an anonymous player or her best attempt at it by using a trench and hat.>Celestia and Luna play cards rigging it so they win everytime
>>12149591I really enjoyed that fic.It was very descriptive.
I AM THE KING OF PONIES!
>>12149327>going through airport security>tsa guy tries to guess my age>"13.">nope>"12.">no>"11."
I AM THE QUEEN OF PONIES!
>>12149611>tfw should be studying/sleeping for a psych testI'll just answer everything with Freud and get half of it right
>>12149587>>12149610Just ease into it. Don't charge in and try to force the issue, take your time and befriend them both.
>>12149584That's when you gotta (and I really hate doing this) pull the "customers always right card". Or just escalate it and ask to talk to the manager on duty.
But I wanna know how you guys look like...
>>12149654I'm a pretty mare with a cute mane and a long tail
>>12149600it's a long term plan that involves an insane amount of autism and I don't expect it to set it fully into motion for a few months. the preparations are quite lengthy.
pony is licking your sweat
>>12149554I'm sure that, if she chose, she could spend all of her time awake attending to some important matter. However, she knows there are consequences to spending all of her time away from her citizens, dealing with upper-level issues. Not everything—heck, not even MOST—of the things she deals with has to be attended to by the princess herself. There are ponies working under her that can handle a lot of the work. If she needs more time to herself, she'll just hire more ponies.Also, like >>12149560 said, she has to have more free time, now. The work didn't magically double when Luna came back.Of course, this could just be a selfish me wanting her to have an excuse to go on a walk in the gardens... maybe snuggle a little.
>>12149618Do you have a child's face on a preteen body or somethingI always imagine mewball as the anon that he drawsThis goes the same with Tex
>>12149666Why would she do that?
>>12149654Remember those beefy shirtless, huge bearded dwarves in Dragons Crown?Like that.Every one of us, even Jessy.
>>12149678he did a selfportrait
>>12149666am I allowed to return the favor or do I just have to sit here and take it
I've lost 5 pounds in 2 weeks.If I lose 100 by next year's bronycon, if there still is one, I'll go and see whoever else shows up
>>12149666Sounds good to me satan.
>>12149654The most you will get is the wiafu compilation.And all you are getting is monitors...Unless you look at tumblrs.
>>12149684I did not know this
>>12149699it's not really that long, I guessit just flaps around a bunch when I fly
>>12149637Would that even work?They last time they made a male friend it didn't end well for them.
>>12149692I hope you plan to kick a lot of ass, because I have some bad news. The first two weeks are the easiest. A lot of that was probably water.
>>12149711I was expecting something crazy but he looks alrightI wouldnt say small little baby man young but like 16
>>12149654No you don't.
>>12149659Okay yeah that's a lot more planning than me. Mine was basically just copying what the popular people on here are doing. Try to be here all the time, contribute, do requests, post stuff on tumblr, talk a lot. I think I am just doomed to being completely alone for the rest of my life.
>>12149692>If I lose 100 by next year's bronycon, if there still is one, I'll go and see whoever else shows up>6000 Pre Registrations You bet there will be
>>12149715Can I pet you
>>12149501>>12149637the prospect of a pregnant Renne and Saffron is a little too much for meand women get hornier when they're pregnant, I would probably die
>>12149654That's too bad. Out of the sixteen years I've spent on the internet, not a single soul has seen my face or heard my voice.
>>12149654I'm a goddamn chubby brown dwarf.
>>12149732if you can catch me!which you probably canI'm kind of lazy
>>12149720>Would that even work
>>12149715Tell me about your cute mane then. Do you have bangs or do you wear it to the side?This is for research purposes.
>>12149741>lazy slightly chubby pegasusMY FAVORITE
>>12149723the thing is im 5'5"
This one might not sell very well, but I really like cutie changeling and frilly chrys.
>>12149763You could be a Hollywood actor then
>>12149721I plan on continuing my 1300 calorie diet, biking 10 miles a day, and joining a gym when I can't bike in the winter.
Tell me a story.
>>12149724>that reflectionOh wow, well done
>>12149743Just saying that they're probably be wary.
>>12149763Wow you're like my size then
>>12149774I think they will sell
>>12149725No-hooves?Anyway, Good luck and don't give up just yet.
>>12149753two tone, the main part in the middle is bright and kind of long and goes over my face, the parts on the sides are darker>>12149757I'M NOT CHUBBY GEEZ
>>12149779Once there was an ugly ponyShe was so ugly that everyone diedThe end
>>12149781they'd.was what I meant.
>>12149778Sounds like you're prepared. Godspeed.
>>12149779Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle...
>>12149774It's cute but where would you even stick this thing.
>>12149796Thanks.295lbs isn't a good look for me.
>>12149774It will sell, trust meBrons will buy anything with their endless dosh
>>12149781No doubt, you'll have to earn that trust.But they're not so scarred by their experience that they feel betrayed by the male sex.
>>12149791Nah that's not me. I've already given up, but thanks anyways. I hope you achieve what I could not.
>>12149762>>12149780Well that backfired...
>>12149793Oh shut up and let me scratch your pudgy belly, if your good i'll brush your mane.
>>12149743What about Renne?
>>12149840she doesn't want a foal of her own, but she also doesn't want to feel left out
>>12149824They didn't seem scarred at all, honestly.Which I always found odd.
>>12149850They didn't have time to feel, and by the time they did, the emotion had passed. And they had something to blame. For all they knew, if they'd never gone down there, Chronicle could have been a good friend.
I need this button.Anyone going to bronycon willing to pick one up for me?
>>12149779LONG AGO, THOUSANDS OF YEARS IN THE PAST, THERE WERE TWO SISTERS...
>>12149850he didn't follow up muchI'm sure they have a lot of problems still
>>12149873What vendor and how much anon
>>12149774Cute changelings are always acceptable.
>>12149877AND THEY WERE HORSES
>>12149877BARBIE AND SKIPPER
>>12149793Okay, don't be offended by this and you can say no...How much for a cuddle? 30 minutes.
>>12149824Well they'd be worth the effort.And when you've earned that trust? What then?
>>12149877ONE OF THEM WOULD EVENTUALLY GIVE BIRTH TO CELESTIA AND LUNA THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER
>>12149779In a world covered by endless water...People are forced to eke out a living onthe small patches of land that remain abovethe sea. The people of this world rely on ancienttechnology driven by quantum refractors, a powerful energy source.These refractors lie in ancient ruins undergroundand in the sea and are sought out by explorers called Diggers.These brave explorers are the sole source of refractorenergy which has become a cornerstone of the emerging civilizations. Originally, this wasthe Diggers' only purpose; to find refractors sothat civilization would endure. However, overthe years, the story of an incredible treasure,the legendary Mother Lode, began to be whisperedamong the Diggers. The Mother Lode...a treasure so great that were it discovered,it would provide so much power that the worldneed never fear of running out of energy.In search of this Mother Lode, Diggerstravel from one island to another in theirflying machines ever hoping that they'll find what they seek just over the horizon.Who can say what truly motivates the Diggers?
>>12149880http://theonlycottoncandy.tumblr.com/Not sure on the price, but I'd obviously cover it.
>>12149893>>12149884>>12149883EXCUSE ME. I WAS TELLING THE STORYTHERE WERE TWO HORSES, WHO WOULD EVENTUALLY GIVE BIRTH TO CELESTIA, WHO GAVE BIRTH TO LUNA THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER
>>12149898>tfw Legends 3 is a dedgame>tfw Megaman will be lost to the dust and garbage heaps>tfw there are no heroes left in man
>>12149830It's okay little hateanon...We can talk about it.
>>12149833gosh fineyou better let me suck your dick thoughotherwise I'll just be grumpy the whole time>>12149887oh gosh oh gosh oh goshalright, remember what I learned in classuh, I tell you whatbuy me a couple drinks and I'll be yours all night
>>12149847She can join the fun if she wants~
>>12149908I got the info down in my phone so I'll get it for you when I visit gayburn for a free print
Last night with Trixie produced interesting results. Perhaps Seth is onto something with this little blue horse. Additional testing will be required. However for tonight I need a different pony.
>>12149908>That plush.>Someone payed for that.
>>12149930Sure thing, sweetie. What does my little pony like to drink?
ON NO PONY IS PONYING ON PONY!
>>12149938Thank you so much
>>12149888you wake up one day to find this on your bed
>>12149925It hurt, it really hurt.Capcpom made so many mistakes that year. They had been doing things that were shitty for that decade already but this time really drove it home.
>>12149941I have no idea what you're talking aboutPrincess Cadence or Shining Armoralso a link to whatever interesting Trixie thing you're going on about would be nice
>>12149888>What then?Life-long adventure-loving friends
>>12149952Clearly they want to fuck.
>>12149994>someone is going to ask the writers at bronycon if fizzle is gay
>>12149930>you better let me suck your dick thoughYou are the best pony pet ever
>>12150017>"Who the fuck is Fizzle?"
>>12150017>they confirm it
>>12150017>It's the same fuck who asked if Celestia was a molester.>He even moves the same way.
>>12149828the important thing is to have a back up plan. which i have. if i should antagonise people too much, i always have something to fall back on.
>>12150026>"Ha ha I don't actually watch the show, I just voice one of the horses"
>>12150044That is a very big pony.
>>12150029>that unsteady, off kilter back and forth rocking
>>12149952>Renne and Saffron give you a scarf>feel a little bit of happiness, deep downWhat is this sorcery?
>>12149994>klondike starts a fad.gif
>>12150018I wouldn't pushI would like them as friends
>>12150065do you think Chrysalis would make her butt bigger around you because she knows you like it?
>>12150055He is but a skiff in his own vast sea of autism...
>>12150078I don't think so
>>12150078Onlt if it meant more love for her to feed on.
>>12150079That's a big butt.
I've seen the S4 previewI know of the horror that is to comeThere is a songAbout tiaras
>>12150095You think so?
>>12150096List of blatant lies:Your post
>>12150078You bet your ass.
>>12150096Are the tiaras pretty, anon!? This is important!
>>12150023oh boy, does that mean you're going to try to collar me?I've never had one before but I'm kind of excited!
>>12150096And how did you see it?
>>12150078She'd like the little bursts of love
>>12150112don't be silly, of course they are
>>12150107Not that kind of tiaraBig crown thingie tiaras>>12150112They are goldAnd must be worn at all times
>>12150113Sweet, you're spry, I like that. Which color do you want?
>>12150063You misunderstand.They could have given you a scarf at any time.They made you a scarf. Together. It's even got locks of their hair woven in.
>>12150096Yes, I do.
I wish I was a pony and in a room filled with anons.I'd moan all the time and stretch in the middle of the room, I'd wall some anons and brush my tail against their crotch.Then I'd just leave.
>>12150120>The episode is about how authority is nothing but a shackle in your own cell.
I read the Sunset Shimmer backstory.She was raped.By Celestia.
Goodnight, MLPG.Happy ponying.
your favorite pony has just been kidnapped by pony pirates. you and your favorite pony's pet must get her back. how will you succeed?
>>12150143Goodnight, worthless background pony.
>>12150143sweet treams of tex
>>12150077No pushing.But if they needed a donor...well, how could I refuse?
>>12150137Worse than Nightmare Hitler
>>12150146Fuck that owlI'm rollin out with Spike
>>12150120>big tiarasyou have my attention
>>12150133I'd wear it with pride.
>>12150137>wallwalk near*also I'd talk very lewdly and frequently grind against some anon's too.
>>12150137>denying my right to pony ponyYou're evil, Anon.
>>12150137All it takes is one greasy anon with some balls to tackle you to the ground and have their way with you.
>the petfuckers now also have their booru
>Jet Set Radio Paradox Past>it's pretty much an FPSSEGAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12150146My favourite pony has no pet that I'm aware of.I'll stow away on the ship in a crate of food or something and start from there.
>>12150130oh gosh, I thought you were supposed to pick one for memaybe one in leather would be nice?is it asking for too much to have a cute bow as well?
>>12150181How much porn is on it?Do they call fapping "petting"?
>>12150177just as planned
>>12150188but... all the main six have a pet, you aren't saying you're favourite pony isn't one of the main six, are you?
>>12150189Excellent choice madam>is it asking for too much to have a cute bow as wellIs this red one okay?
>>12150146Me and Opal.Well me and the pirates would die of massive blood loss.
>>12150193>knowingMLP and LPS are overlaping so i stumpled upon it>caringWell it called my attention
>>12150177Are you implying that I'd be fighting itI'd be welcoming it, to get dominated like that in a fragile mare formBut I think after that it'd be hard to resist my pony related urges like heat
>>12150183you gonna just idly shitpost or are you going to post a source
>>12150195>I can pet to this.
>>12150201That's a bingo.
I'd pet the fuck out of Ponka
uh here u gohttp://i.imgur.com/ag1dpLY.pngidk if the requester is even here still
>>12150183SHUT UP AND EATTOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
>>12150222I'd fuck the pet out of Ponka.
>>12150150>tfw you realize you want to have a loving relationship with two OCs
>>12150210>Was petting cat.>Look up and see this.>Look at the link it's connected too.Why.
>>12150223oh my god
>>12150223I feel like you could have gone bigger but it's pretty good I guess
>>12150223c-can you do a version where he's flared and dripping?
another shit poster bites the dust
>>12150228But she likes walkies.
>>12150208>Anon's from MLPG will never break you down into the perfect slutty mare
>>12150223His dick looks sort of strangeI'm not sure what about it thoughEither way, would struggle to take
>>12150260I think it's because it's really veiny and kind of looks like a long human penis
>>12150223HuhI can't get my own hand around my cock.Does that mean it's thick?
>>12150267That or you have tiny hands.Seriously, holy fuck I want to see that. God damn.
>>12150267Or you have some freaky baby hands
>>12150267or you have really tiny hands.
http://lps.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10God, this overlaping is baffling me and is almost disturbing
>>12150278>>12150279>>12150284My hands don't seem smaller then my coworker's
>>12150296try wrapping your hand around his penis to compare
>>12150296You going to use your tiny hands to hide that boxknife sheath you stole from your coworker?
>>12150296Does your coworker have freaky baby hands?
>>12150230it truly is the worst of feels, isn't it?
>>12150298tiny hands with massive thumbs rubbing on the tip of anon's average cock that he can't grasp
http://derpibooru.org/376468Fuck this guy went from pretty good to Ross-tier in no time flat.I like curves. Even exaggerated ones. But what the hell is with people who like cellulite?
>>12150251>>12150260i admit its not my finest work but it was just a doodle/warmup so im not going to lose sleep over itlater, mlpg
>>12150333thank you for the horsepenis
>>12150333Thanks for drawing penises for us
>>12150285>http://lps.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10Why does it matter?
7 inches around.Is that thicker then average?
>>12150332IT'S HIS FETISH YOU ASSHOLE!I BET YOU HATE HORRIBLY MASSIVE BOOBS TOO YOU FUCKING COMMIE!
>>12150332>This guy has a fetish that I don't like
>>12150332>missed opportunity to call them "sugar lumps"
>>12150332Hot damn, those hipsMore for me, then
>>12150343It doesn't, i'm just having trouble assimilating the concept of such a forced fandom.Also the overlap sometimes gets annoying
Good Night I guess I'll have to see what AppleDan drew tomorrow.
>>12150311not really now that I think about itLK made them great characters and I'm not very ashamed of enjoying them this much
>>12150332It's funny, As much as people hate fat fetish the accessory fetishes it's usually combined with are far, far worse.I just like vanilla fatties, not slob or farts or sweat.
>>12150369>Expecting AppleDan to draw
>>12150332Still would. It's the way the person exaggerates it. I fucking love it.
>>12150347This is probably one of the most incredulous posts I've seen on MLPG
>>12150354You couldn't be more wrong if you tried. I don't even dislike fatties in general. I just don't get the appeal of blobby and shapeless vs. plump.
>>12150369IT'S STILL HAPPENING MAN
>>12150365>, i'm just having trouble assimilating the concept of such a forced fandom.Oh I can get that. I mean I saw comments that were downplaying MLP while claiming LPS was superior in so many fashions
>>12150347Holy shit I think you have the thinnest dick I've ever seen
>>12150332Jesus, his Big Mac exhudes raw sexuality
>>12150393I'm sleepI'll see it tomorrow, don't rush.
>>12150332I think she gets wider every time he draws her.
>>12150406http://appledrawing.tumblr.com/It'll be here when it's done, if you miss me posting it here.
>>12150402>>12146868>Implying you didn't use your freakishly small hands for this.
>>12150332I don't mind it when its taken to such ridiculous extremeslike http://derpibooru.org/363265 for example. is so far off from real life I don't really connect it with real hugely fat people, who are generally gross
>>12150424I know we say that some of the one shot characters are garbage but this one takes it to the bank!Forget the bank, he takes it right to the landfill!
>>12150387I'm serious though.I used a piece of paper, wrapped it around, then measured it.
>>12150396I know, right?I seriously want him to just do a solo pic of his Big Mac, so I can fantasize about him fucking my ass and face until I go limp
>>12150424I would a stenchy stallion schlong
>>12150439Then post a picture of your chode, faggot
>>12150424What's worse?Being an adult blankflank or being filthy is your special talent?
>>12150440I wish he would draw more big beefy stallion studs.
>>12150446I don't have access to a camera at the moment, but I will tomorrow.
>>12150420>That post.It can't be real.
>>12150459>don't have access to a cameraOkay so you were just taking us all for a rusing. Nice try Anon.
>>12150470I said I will tomorrow.
>>12150459>Not having a camera>2013Sure thing, pencil dick