FILLY EDITIONOLD MARE: >>12123242
HAHA YOU LOSE GLITER GLUE
>>12130332did you even check the other link
>>12130311I don't like fillies
>>12130342I feel so clever that I did that...
>>12130329Post sunniest butt
>>12130336Way to be slow you fatty.
>>12130336>RD fails again
>>12130357I want that sun butt on my face
PINKIE LOST SOMETHING.
>>12130367yes, deer.that's for you.
>>12130369Is it her virginity?
>>12130369>Scrubbles commissions a comic
>>12130378god dammitthat song is gonna be stuck in my head all day
>>12130369Fuck I'm tiredThat took me way too longI actually laughed thoughI'm guessing its a joke from somewhere else?
>>12130381is second best filly
>>12130388Here, let me [help] you with that.
Glitter Glue what are you doing at this hour?
>>12130416not drawing monster girls for some reason
>>12130422I wish I could draw, I'd draw him some monstergal fanart.
>>12130422>some reasonNo adequate reason exists for GG to not be drawing monster girls.
>>12130378I'm nasty.And I really like butts.
>>12130433I will be doing lots of that when I learn how to draw
>>12130429>Password isn't APPLEBLOOM
>>12130429im going to guess that that tripcode is probobally APPLEBLOOM
Here is my only picture of the day. I can now go to sleep. Goodnight horses.
>>12130450neither is capitcha
>>12130456NO WAITI NEED TO KNOW WHAT FETISHES THIS PONY HAS SO I CAN START FANTASIZING
Would you cuddle a big pone?
>>12130469that one?you bet your ass I would.
>>12130469I would hug any kind of pone.Big ones, small ones. You name it.
>>12130469>So, what are you doing?Nothing.>Would you like a blowjob?Nah, I'm good.>...please?No thank you.
>>12130478Some as big as your head?
>>12130465She likes consensual hugging.
>>12130490If my dick were any harder it would strangle itself.
>>12130489It would not be easy, with them having short front legs and all, but I would still do it.
>>12130479I like to imagine Anon being the one who says the greentext lines in this situation.
>>12130506I guess it could work either way, but usually male declining the female is funnier because of social expectations.
>>12130506That's probably a more truthful representation
>>12130506Would you a depressed futa pone that can't get it up?
>>12130515I find the thought of an Anon casually offering a blowjob to be even funnier.
>>12130528>Implying Anon wouldn'tWe love sucking dick
>>12130528Offering as in eating her out or casually whipping his dick out?
>>12130535Sucking dick shouldn't be so fun
>>12130526...I now want to play with a flaccid futa pony.
>>12130550How can it be fun? I'd imagine it would be like brushing your teeth or sucking a lollipop.
>>12130559A dick tastes betteralso it's warm, and you don't take a lollipop or a toothbrush into your throat
>>12130535Speak for yourself.
>>12130570A dick doesn't have a taste, it would be like sucking on a finger.
>>12130577A finger doesn't leak precum
>>12130577It does after a while you do it right.
This is a pony.
>>12130589Bullshit. It's a cat.
>>12130559>>12130577You have to remember that you're not sucking on an inanimate objectYou're sucking on someone's dickYou're pleasing someone
>>12130589Stop calling that purple hellspawn something it isn't.
>>12130605>>12130593She's definitely a pony.
I'm assuming we have under ten people right now.
>>12130631It's just me and you anon.
>>12130631Maybe we should have another one of these polls. I remember when we were rather ded and we had almost 50 people here.
>>12130617She's hellspawn.Look Anon, I even made you a diagram.
>>12130635Yeah, someone start a favorite pony poll.or a favorite fetish poll
>>12130635Sounds like a good idea.Post your least favorite pony and explain why they are bad.
>>12130631Well I'm posting as three people.
>Want to draw pony version of a panel from Franken Fran>Afraid nobody will get itGuess I can just draw porn like all the cool kids do constantly.
>>12130642I wrote out my fetishes on /unf/, but nobody responded.
>>12130651Which panel?There were some really cool looking things in that
>>12130642Lets go with the first option.
>>12130659Who let the cat out?
>>12130652Yeah, there's not much discussion in that thread.Nice to read up on anons' fetishes though
>>12130659Give her back her spinny thing
>>12130671I wanted to use that thing to measure my fart power.
>>12130671She has lost such privileges.
Is there a word for the pleasant smell that comes from your groin when you don't wash for a few days?Is that "musk" or is it something else?
>>12130671Get that weapon of mass destruction away from the hellspawn.
>>12130651>By simultaneously insinuating I'm too cool for picking the real "deep cuts" of cartoons AND insulting other artists for taking the "easy" route, I can do neither and still get asspats!>Sure is hard being me guys ;(
>>12130695Stop calling her that anon. She is a very nice pony.
>>12130694Yeah, musk fits.
>>12130681That's gross Pinkie.
>>12130694>pleasantWash that shit if you ever want someone to suck your dick
>>12130708She may be nice, but she's an arrogant, unintelligent cunt.Thus, hellspawn.And who said hellspawn can't be nice? Stop assuming so much.
>>12130651Stop being a faggot and draw it. Draw what you want. Draw what is fun for you to draw
>>12130717Anon, I think you're confusing her with Rarity.
>>12130716It's not that bad as long as they haven't gone like, a week without washing.
>>12130725Rarity is just an arrogant and greedy cunt, but at least she isn't a huge tool.
>>12130749>you will never suck Rarity's huge tool while she sucks on your average-sized tool
>So many horrible opinions in this threadMan you guys are faggots
Hey MLPG what kind of a haircut should I get?
>>12130762>and then Anon grew a 60 foot dick and penetrated all the mares ass to mouth.
>>12130778>the pony centipede with Anon's dick connecting them all
>>12130777This is not an option.
*gratuitous panty shot*
>>12130778>tfw I've fapped to that scenario
>>12130782>try to turn>OHGODITBROKE
>>12130774get a haircut styled after your favorite pony's.
>>12130774Afro.A huge fucking afro.
>>12130774baldthen cover it up with a fedora+wig
>>12130774hair like narutos :^) /)
I got kind bored while coming up with a concept for the request I was doing trying to keep the sin city feel but have ponies. Anyway I was sorta just doodling and drew out this, it looked pretty cool so I added some colour.
>>12130839I don't think I've ever seen dot hatching used for pony.
>>12130855I should try do some more with that.I'll do it once I've got this collaboration done, as well as the request.
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!
>>12130839Could you draw cute ponies being cute in a cute way after all whatever you're doing now?
>>12130839Ah fuck I'm gonna just keep doodling and do the request tonight, I'll be more awake later anyway.>>12130905Alright here comes come cute ponies, enough of this creepy/delusional art.
>>12130916Thanks. You're cool.
beeb boop bob
>>12130921I don't know whats worse about this video.The fact that he is relatively normal looking despite how much of a spaz he is or just him being a huge spaz.
>tfw your PS3 crashesConsole gaming they saidIt's great they saidNo problems they saidWhy are console plebs such liars
>>12131023>hating on consolefags>as a consolefag
>>12131032>ImplyingI'm pretty much forcing myself to play this shit
>>12131023I've had a lot less crashes on ps3 than on pc.
WAKE THE FUCK UP MLPG
>>12130303I can't stop laughing, why is this place full of retards?
>>12131043NO!Go back to bed anon.
>>12131050You mean AiE, or MLPG?I mean, they're both full of retards, but you might be a retard.
>>12131053This is just white guilt, Jewish edition.Only a /pol/utant would bring up Jews in a unrelated conversation
II AMI AM PONYMAN
>>12131067This is not the first time some guy tries to make a Rarity thread inside another thread.
>>12130706way to over exaggerate bro
>>12131083He was doing it to redirect MLPG, presumably.Congratulations, you're a retard.
>>12131079Man that cartoon might not have been that great but that fucking intro man
>>12131087No, anon, the guy making a thread inside a thread is a retard.
>>12131111Now you're a double-retard.Want to go for triple?
I NEED PICTURESPICTURES OF WORST PONY.
>>12131118*yyour favorite pony*
>>12130921PffftIs that a challenge?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougWHLT_95A
>>12131117>rarifags in charge of reading posts>rarifags in charge of making threads>rarifags in charge of not being the worst scum in MLPG
>>12131131Anon please I'm running out of retard medalsthis isn't the first time someone tried to redirect MLPGin fact Deaf once put the marker in a thread like that
>>12131124DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?I SAID PICTURES
>>12131140Deaf put markers in a lot of threads that weren't MLPGHe is one of the worst marker holders
>>12131134>"Why in every video about bronies is someone ALWAYS trying to convince people that something about certain bronies isnt a feature of all of em. It's like you guys have something to fucking hide."A+ hereThe most sane youtube comments is for most autistic videos
>>12131140>redirect MLPG>making a thread inside another thread with subject, topic and shitYou rarifags really have brain damage.
>>12131156Yes, redirect MLPG into a different, currently active thread. Are you fucking trolling right now or are you actually this stupid?
>>12131162Oh god you ACTUALLY have brain damage, learn to read.
>>12131171Oh I see, you're just trolling.Oh ho, joke's on me.
>>12131162Anon, some guy made a thread in AiE, he made a topic, he used the subject field, he linked the old horse.That guy beefed it, you understand now?
>>12131180>trying to reason with rarifagsNah, give up anon.
>>12131180No, he didn't fucking beef it. He was trying to fuck with you by REDIRECTING YOU INTO A DIFFERENT THREAD.THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
>>12131193Go to bed.
>>12131197Grow a brain
I'm the one who did it in Inaba!
>>12131193you rarifags are so funny
>>12131201I LIKE THIS PONY WHAT PONY DO YOU LIKE?
>>12131228I like this poniesThe pony you posted is after them tied with Dash
>>12131228That's a cute pony, but I prefer this one
>>12131228I LIKE THAT PONY TOO ANONWE SHOULD BE BEST BUDS NOT
>>12131252Oh no, I've been sent on a ruse cruse.Butt I forgive you Anon.
>>12131228>you will never carry micro-Pinkie in your front pocket throughout an ordinary day>she'll never narrate your boring life as if it's the most exciting thing ever
Here's one thing I never gotWhy is ponyville made out of thatch roof cottages?
>>12131301because rustic charm
>>12131301Because ponies are obsessed with England despite knowing next to nothing about it.
Ponies are too cool
>>12131322griffons are cooler
>>12131329your mom is cooler
>>12131301To attract Trogdor
>>12131331But not cool enough to distract themselves from their white flag manufacture.
>>12131384I'm sorta wondering why the show's staff decided on that particular ascetic.
>>12131383>Gilda will never vomit on you
>>12131388It's a small town with no importance.
>>12131388Medieval villages and castles go well with princesses and magic I guess.
beep beep beep
>>12130380No, it's the line for the punch.You know...the _____
>>12131455All those head bobbing gifs are terrible.
I'm going to fap now. Look away guys.
>>12131401The ponk has evolved.
>>12131481I want to fap but I need to stop fapping so much so now I fap every three days
>>12131488>mlpg>not fapping twice a day at the least.
>>12131487Fuck off Roogna
>>12131500I know. But it was to much.You guys certainly don't help
>>12131487Goodnight.I still hate you ~
I'm a fair man, but these pones are making me absolutely crazy.
>>12131520Ponies made me crazy a long time ago.
>>12131488>Every three daysFuck I wish I had your libidoI shouldn't be masturbating daily when I've got a boyfriend
>>12131527You should be masturbating.Just not yourself.
>>12131508Vinyl will never be a bachelorette who has become hopelessly bitter about men.
>>12131527It's torture. It's fucking torture. I barely can make it and I only started a week ago. Right now I want to fap so much.I just hope with time it gets easier.
Have you told pony you love her yet today?
>>12131532But we don't see each other daily, Anon
>>12131535And yet cant get enough of that tasty, tasty cock
>>12131544But anon, pony isn't real.I wish she was though.
>>12131536When I started watching pony I kinda stopped masturbating for 7 months.
>>12131544I don't like like pony though, only like them
>>12131545I see.A conundrum.WELP I GUESS YOU'RE FUCKEDprobablyliterally GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ANON
>>121315553 months here. it's kinda creepy how many people were affected.
>>12131561Is there an explanation for it? I still don't really understand.
>>12131555>>12131561I just kept fapping to pone
>>12131555I was only out for a month
So I finally had a pony appear in my dreams, albeit brieflyit was Celestiashe was worried she was getting fat
>>12131555>>12131561>a cartoon inspires you to stop masturbatingexplain pls
>>12131575It didn't really inspire me to stop masturbating, I just stopped having any desire to do so.
>>12131571Why would she be worried? She IS getting fat!
>>12131568Some people weren't affected at all but a very large number of people from the General reported the same thing. They just stopped fapping.>>12131567I guess it was way to cute and we didn't think of fapping yet to it. So most of the brain was cute pony and only after sometime the brain said oh yeah fapping is great now let's do it again.
>>12131580That's not really all that funny.
>>12131579Funny, the same thing happened to me.It was probably allums, pony allums.
>>12131575It didn't inspire anyone to stop fapping. Everyone just said the same thing. They just didn't feel like fapping for some time after starting watching the show.
>>12131575Maybe people weren't happy and filled the void with masturbation. Then pony came along and made them feel happy, then that feeling waned and they stared to jerk it to the thing that made them happy for a short period of time.
>>12131575You know how when you procrastination and just say you'll do whatever you need to do later? And later you say the same thing.Imagine the same thing but with fapping instead.
>>12131626I meant procrastinate. Fuck
>>12131620>>12131626>>12131594It's a conspiracy.
>tfw pony didn't affect my fapping habits one iota>except, i guess, the fact that now i sometimes fap to ponyThat being said, it is a very bad thing that I fap as much as I do.I guarantee I have lost my body weight in zinc alone during the course of the show airing.
>>12131651I just found out their where levels yesterday apparently I am lvl8 86xp away from 9. What do the levels even do?
>>12131651Rarity is not a slut, she is pure maiden like all pony.
>>12131667You're right, she's not just a slut.She's the queen of sluts.
>>12131664>tfw level 5I feel so inadequate
>>12131664Give you showcases for achievements or items you want to trade and other rubbish like that.They're pretty useless for the most part.
>>12131664The only worthwhile thing is that your friendlist gets bigger every 10 levels or some shit like that
>>12131683>not putting pictures of your waifu in the screenshot showcase
what thought should I masturbate to
>>12131697Consensual sex with your waifu because you love eachother
>>12131664You get more showcases in your profile at higher level and a higher max friend cap. Also I think you need to be Level 10 to get random trading card pack drops after you get all your drops in a game? If not, at least the rate at which they might drop for you goes up with level.It's pretty much all fairly pointless but it does have a mechanical effect.
>>12131697The thought of pleasuring yourself.Or fantasize about a pony hooker, i don't know.
HEY LOOK WHO IT IS!More ponka coming up
>>12131731I don't believe that's Pinkie.I think you're lying to me.
>>12131731Needs more ponker ponka
>>12131634Thanks for telling us! We, at Care Inc., always interested to know your opinion or tidbits from your life!
>>12131731Is pinkie upset?Does she need a hug?
>>12131775She has more "gimme a hug my nigga" look.
>>12131667Is that so? Just look at this slut in a slut room.
>>12131585Shut, her ass didn't get fatter.
>>12131828It seemed to me like that look pones get when they're about to break down, on the dancefloor
>>12131764Step 1: read about the 10 or so posts before the one your just responded toStep 2: kill yourselfStep 3: there is no Step 3Step 4: fucking kill yourself
>>12131862Do you need a hug too Anon?You seem kind of grouchy.
Post sad pones
>>12131869noI don't wanna
>>12131869Why?Pone should be happy
>>12131868I have said all that needs to be said, please stop responding, it's embarrassing.
>>12131869No, here's a happy one instead.
>>12131879pony is grumpy
>>12131877That horse has no right to be happy.
>>12131890Pony is sexy.
Pony is not cool
>>12131891but she's a princess nowwhat's not to be happy about?
>>12131834no she's not, embrace the truth, sheeple
>>12131891Silly Anon, why not?
>>12131885I don't hear a no.
>>12131895is that because pony is hot?
>>12131910Yeah, but a different kind of hot.
experimenting is fun
>>12131910NoPony isn't cool. Pony isn't hotPony is NOT REAL
>>12131897>>12131902Princesses are explicitly forbidden to be happy.Look at Sunbutt, she's doing it like a pro.
>>12131923it's possible for fictional things to be described by words, you know
>>12131916Hey dotkwaHeyHeyHey dotkwaI love you
>>12131933i love you too anon
>>12131929is that why Cadence was banished to the Crystal Empire?
>>12131922it's too early for this boner
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1552uDE20TlDOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!
Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be, cause you're dirt! You make me sick! You big baby! Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?
>>12131922>all three pillows explodedG-geez Celestia, control yourself.. that sounds dangerous.
>>12131945it's never too early for princess boners
good morning MLPG
>>12131955I'm not dirt, I'm a pony.
>>12131947IF THEY DON'T GET TABITHA TO DO NIGHTMARE RARITY'S VOICE I WILL BE MADBUT HOLY SHIT NIGHTMARE RARITY VOICE
>>12131955Can't I just get a blowjob?
I had a real job at fourteen years old. At seventeen, I was on my own. At twenty, I cut the liver out of a drifter and gave it to my father! 'Cause my dad's a drinker and I love my dad
>>12131962MORNING IN MULPUGH SHIMMERSMORNING IN MULPUGH SHIIINES
>>12131966Probably one of them dirt ponies
>>12131955But I'm not.
>>12131977AND I KNOW FOR ABSOLUTE CERTAIN,THAT THINGS ARE GONNA WHAHAHRARHAHRAHRHAHRRAHHARHAWHRHHHAHFRHAHHAHRTTGHGJBJSHBJGBBLBLBLBLLLBB!
>>12131977I want to touch her wings.
How will you help her Anons?
>>12131977remember that time twilight killed the show
>>12131984>the sound of an alicorn princess getting raped by bronies
>>12131984>anon tries to summon P'nethulu
>>12131987I'll eat her cookie. If you know what I mean.
>>12131987Okay before I help her FORM WHERE DID SHE GET A GIANT COOKIE JAR?
>>12131997I dunno, for the forms of Jars and other dishware, ask.... Plate-O
>>12131993Looks like she's already eating it.
I've been away from here for a long time now. Any latest news on Season 4? Is it going to be featured on San Diego Comic-Con?
>>12131993I do not know what you mean, anon.Please explain it in graphic, gratuitous detail.and provide illustrations.
>>12131996Why would Twilight be upset by that?
Mornin', horse thread.evens: printbookodds: finish old requests
>>12131996Why would Twily be so mad at that?And why is Shout so dead?
>>12132003YESWE GET A SNEAK PEAK OF S4 IN 4 DAYS
>>12131990is the secret ritual for>>12131991
>>12131997It's a very tiny pank
>>12131987crack open the jar and say "quit skewing around"
>>12131987Pinkie, you knew this would happen.I'd smash the jar but then you wouldn't learn a lesson.
>>12132008>>12132006because she knows the wings are a symptom of cancer
>>12132003there will be a MLP: FiM season 4 preview at San Diego Comic Con 2013.that's pretty much all we knowoh and tex left.
>>12131987I'd gently put holes in the jar for her legs and head, so she can wear it everywhere she goes like a hermit crab.
>>12132018>tfw you will never have adorable cancer
Which pony likes anal sex the most?
>>12132018Well it's very pretty cancer
>>12132023Okay I gotta draw this.
>>12132028rarity, so she can keep claiming to be a virgin
>>12132009>>12132021This is exciting news. Why did Tex leave?
>>12132028BraeburnAll female answers are patently wrong
>>12132028Isn't the answer clear?
>>12132005I would slowly hover the thing in front of my mouth making seductive sounds as she squirmed helplessly in the jar, unable to get out to even see me eat her cookie, then I would slowly insert it into my mouth, feeling the crumbly texture slip past my lips into my mouth. Then I would chew...And chew...And chew...and finally with a great sigh of relief, when the sticky crumbly chocolatey material of the cookie was mere wet mush in my mouth, aided by my saliva and tongue's movements of it so that it could be crushed by my teeth...I would Swallow!
>>12132033Dammit anon! You jinxed it!Now season 4 is going to be terrible and it's all your fault for being optimistic!
>>12132036HE SAID HE WASN'T APPRECIATED OR SOMETHINGPERSONALLY I THINK IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT YOU CAN READ IT ON HIS TUMBLR
>>12132036Look around, does he really need a reason!?
>>12132041THE BLUSH IS TAKING OVER
>>12132030>you will never grow cancer wings
>>12132041SHE'S TURNING INTO PINKIE PIE
>>12132045How could it possibly get any worse?
>>12132061Merriweather is the head writer
who is this fucker
>>12132061Oh for fuck's sake!Now you double-jinxed it!Thanks a lot, Pam!
>>12132073I'm your fucker, anon-kun.
>>12132061Fluttershy becomes the main character.
>>12132076Oh please how worse can it get
anon, if you're out thereknow that I share your pain
>>12132083Every character becomes Fluttershy.
Would your friends and family approve of you marrying pony?
>>12132089NoBut fuck them
>>12132087thanks for the update
>>12132076>tfw the Sonic Rainboom guy got hired on the Archer staff.
Eat your breakfast and drink milk to be healthy!
>>12132089Most definitely notThey're all massive homophobesI can't imagine that they're not xenophobes
I'm remembering the feels of watching the S2 premiere and the finale with MLPG, and talking about it a few days before the S3 premiere.the feels weren't there during the S3 premiere, nor the S3 finalebesides during the celestia song, anyway
>>12132102my breakfast was a cheese stick and a vodka + ginger aledoes that count
>>12132102Depends, can I have Big Mac's milk?
>>12132076The only option at this point is to jinx it so hard that the universe decides it'd be more ironic to give us what we want.
>>12132108>not 4 cups of coffee and a piece of toast.
Alright MLPG, I'm off. Have a good day.
>>12132089>parents are rich, white, homophobic, racist people that hate change>most friends are homophobesYeah...maybe I shouldn't tell them. Or meet them. All my life.
>>12132113I don't know, big mac just hasn't been the same after the mare spell twilight tested on him.
>>12132089After I've introduced them to pony, sure.
>>12132122goodbye, Princess CelestiaI'm sorry I never writeI just don't know what to say
>>12132122Bye CelestiaI love you
>>12132124how is anyone under the age of 40 a homophobe these daysi don't understand how people are still like that
POST SOME GOOD MUSIC, ANON
>>12132142religion and/or america
>>12132122No, don't leave us Celestia!
>>12132145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM7WPPzQ_ZIIF YOU SAY SO
>>12132132Oh that's okay. i guess I could be on top.
>>12132142I don't know, the worst I've seen are a bunch of Bogan cunts that were trying to pick a fight with us on new years.
>>12132148>americago fuck yourself, West Virginia isn't America
>>12132151Dude she's just busy with her job, she'll be around again later.
>>12132161I'm not falling for this again. You told me Texas wasn't America last time.
>>12132170Whoever told you that is retarded, because Texas is influential enough to be considered America.But Texas isn't homophobic
>>12132142I'm not either of those anons but I live in an ex-soviet country, here it's kind of the norm. No one is a massive "durr let's go shoot all gays" homophobe but everyone kind of just semi-silently hates or at least dislikes them. Not lesbians mind you, a whole lot less people dislike lesbians. Young women and girls are the least homophobic all around.
>>12132175>Texas isn't homophobic
>>12132142The same reason anyone is a racist or a findamentalist.
>>12132182It's not, and no image macro is gonna change that
>>12132142Because even people who feel neutral towards it are labeled homophobes these days.
>>12132175>Texas isn't homophobicI'm not saying top lelI'm not even saying top kekI'm going even further back in the alphabet just for this post:TOP JEJ
>>12132175>last US state to legalize sodomy.
When are you going to come out to your parents?
>>12132193>>12132196>B-BUT THE TV TOLD ME IT IS!You should go to places and talk to people before holding opinions about them
>>12132201She looks as if she's seen something...perhaps a giant cookie jar?
>>12132203>post facts>have them called opinions.
>>12132202Never?Why would they need to know that i'll pretty much sleep with anything?
>>12132203Austin and the bad parts of Dallas and Houston are not "Texas".I realize the state is slowly turning blue but it has a long way to go. Wake me up when they stop voting R in national elections every fucking year no matter how batshit the candidate is.
>>12132202I don't understand the question.
>>12132202>gays who think liking dick is their defining characteristic and have to "come out" to peopleThis is why no one likes you
>>12132225>>12132216>sodomy = gay people
>>12132178for some reason eastern europe is all assbruised about homosexuals these daysi wonder why... is it a cultural thing? religious?
>>12132227Because your parents never meet your significant other, right?Fucking retard
>>12132230sod·om·y /ˈsädəmē/NounSexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation.And everyone knows women don't have anuses.
>>12132237Right, I forgot about how they had scanners and police forces dedicated to finding gay people having anal sex and arresting them.
>>12132245oral counts as sodomy?brb roasting in hell for all eternity
>>12132201That is a nice shading.
>>12132227>Sorry mom and pop, I know how you're both devout bible bashers but I'm gayGeneration gap makes it a big deal
>>12132245But women have vaginas. Why would you want to have anal sex?
>>12132267Vaginas are icky.
>>12132267Anal's pretty fucking awesome
>>12132267Because the official soundtrack is amazing.
>>12132238Well seeing how Russia was in control of them for a few decades and seeing how Russia is now...Really here it isn't that bad. The majority hates gays a lot but are to lazy to do anything about it. Hell my philosophy teacher in High school was gay but everyone liked him but the moment you ask about gays in general people say boo, devil spawn etc.Also the Orthodox church is still very big here and recently they all have been mad as fuck because some politicians want the church to get less money and either legalize gay marriage or gay civil unions. It's quite hilarious to see a shitload of politicians and high ranking priests get constantly fined because they insult gay people on TV.
Where is the pony?
>>12132238More religious than anything. While the western world was all happy and sunshine in the post-WW2 era for the most, here it was total oppression, people had to fight for their right to practice religion, so religion still has more importance, also this whole opression thing caused a cultural slowdown too, so now these countries have a lot of catching up to do. Though people really aren't radical about it, I can't say there would be some massive degrees of homophobia, it's just that people generally don't want to deal with gays in any way, they certainly don't want them to flaunt it around in public.
>>12132286yeah what the fuck is up with russia right now? they're like making homosexuality illegal and kicking out gay tourists and stuff. wasn't russia supposed to come back on the world stage in the next few years or something? hahaah.what country do you live in yourself? also your english is really good.>>12132292sorry here's a horse
Pony cries when God cries.Why are you fucking butts, heathen?
>>12132292what's a pony?
>>12132292Gawking at the fact that homosexuality is still an issue on earthAnd abortionAnd povertyAnd hunger
>>12132295I want to fee her. How can I?
>>12132300I'm not fucking butts though.
>>12132307well pony should do things to fix it instead of gawking
>>12132305Pinkie has an odd way of communicating.
>>12132308You cannot fee the pony.
>>12132300Because cute boys are attached to those butts
>>12132307I know, pony has already gotten rid of homosexuality
>>12132299Putin is kind of batshit insane, I don't see how they'll be able to enforce the law against gay tourists, especially with the olympic games coming up.
>>12132305>Pinkie will never be grumpy at you one morning>She'll never still insist that you kiss her on your way out;_;
>>12132312Maybe, but she usually gets the point across.
I am going to make love to pony.
>>12132330>she will never wince as she utters a bitter "thank you" and sends you on your way
>>12132340be gentle, pony doesn't like it rough
>>12132335Usually. Swarm of the Century says otherwise, however.
>>12132340Only if it's a mare.
>>12132343>>12132330And this is why you don't dump Pinkie after the first night.
>>12132299Russia is one of the biggest shitholes out of all the ex-soviet countries now, it just went downhill and more downhill and now everything is so shit there that they have to resort to religion again, which results in all this stupid shit.
>>12132339CAREFUL, PINKIE! YOU WILL FALL IN!
>>12132343>She even made you your usual packed lunch>It has "YOU'RE A JERK" written on the bag
>>12132348I would love to cuddle with a cute mare, someday. Virtual Reality can't come sooner enough!
>>12132361By the time it comes out, if ever, I'm sure you'll have lost your love for pone
>>12132299>my english>goodI wouldn't say that. Also this isn't really related to pony so this isn't the best place to talk about it. It's a shitty Eastern Europe country.Now how about we discuss ponies. How about >>12131947I'm really excited about this and hope they get the show VAs for it. Do those kind of thing have decent VAs or are they cheap cashgrabs? Because really I want more Tabitha and Clair.
>>12132372My love for pony is eternal.
>>12132349But why would I do such a horrible thing to pony?
>>12132372Fuck you. Don't remind me of the inevitable. I want to remember Fluttershy as much as I can before EQG took over and destroy the franchise.
>>12132378Complete control over time.
>>12132378The power to create a portal to and from Equestria.
>>12132378ShapeshiftingInto the slutty mare
>>12132378PossessionI'm gonna fuck everyone with a boyfriend
>>12132354Who the hell would smack a pony like that?
>>12132378http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Shadow>inb4 edgyit just seems useful
>>12132378Captain Atom's powers
>>12132378Shapeshifting because pon
>>12132377Because this is why you don't.Why would you?
>>12132378Ability to copy powers I see
>>12132349I dump Pinkie every night. I even do it anonymously on an internet forum instead of doing it to her face.
does butts general still exist?
>>12132390Her boyfriend obviouslyAnyone that doesn't can't be her boyfriend
>>12132378The magic of becoming an alicorn.
>>12132378I wish to be the little pony
>>12132378Shapeshifting.Pic related, it's the first thing I'd turn myself into.
>>12132378autism oh wait
>>12132414>implifuckingplying that was a shitpost
>>12132404That lady sure does like her hats!
>>12132378Can I pick control over time?
>>12132418>implying it isn'tIts not pony.
>>12132414>quoting me twice./b/linker pls.
>>12132414I must have missed the pony talk among all of the discussion about homophobia, sorry
>>12132414Please fucking kill yourselfI know you're butthurt because nobody wanted to hear about your masturbation, but kill yourself
>>12132424>>12132425>>12132427I think you guys belong here then:>>>/b/
>>12132407that's a shame, I could never treat pony like that even if they begged for itwould she settle for being able to do that to me instead?
>>12132425He only just woke upGive him a break
you may have TWO magic/super powerswhat pick
>>12132430Its not a nice start as an artist that comment shitposting like that.
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD HUMANIZED FAPFICSFUCK
>>12132431I'm responding and you cannot stop me
>>12132440I wish to be the little ponyalso, a sandwich would be nice
>>12132433NO YOU GOD DAMNED SISSYYOU BEAT HER OR YOU'RE THROUGH
>>12132440Time controlAlternate Universe traveling
>>12132440Control over time, ability to travel to specific alternate universes
>>12132414you were the one that asked that question, huh anon?
I'm posting a yellow horse and you guys can't stop me!
>>12132446>HUMANIZED FAPFICSthe word you're looking for is "erotic lit"fifty shades of gray
>>12132441Worstpone pls.Just go somewhere else already.
>>12132440autism and asperger syndrome
OK FINE.We pone related now.Which pone would you vidya with on a saturday night?>>12132443big fuckin whoop
>>12132452>>12132454you guys should fight
>>12132450WELL FINE, I'LL JUST HOOK UP WITH HER CUTE PINK FRIEND INSTEADwait that could workcould DT abuse the both of us enough for SS to still want to cuddle?
>>12132456Well I'm going to post yellow horse, too!
>>12132456That appear fit well for Fluttershy. So fragile but soft.
>>12132456THAT HORSE IS A VERY BEST HORSE
>>12132466just ignore the mini-modhe's a obnoxious twat anyway and would find SOEMTHING to spam postlinks about anyway
>>12132474Is she yellow with semen?
why is she so perfect
>>12132476I love slightly weird art styles.
>>12132488if she's so perfect then how did she lose
>>12132466A fun party game with the pony.>big fuckin whoopYeah and encouraging shitposting is all nice and well. Again, you are not having a nice start with this crap.
>>12132494She meant to.
>>12132488No, she looks like a Russian junkie.
>>12132490ah yes, cosmicautogenesis is a pretty cool guy
>>12132500there's no need to be rude, anon
>>12132494If Cheeseleg wins, she would lose herself to the darkside and become something else.
>>12132490Slight weird's okay, and there's also just plain ugly.
>>12132505I wish Russian junkies looked like Chrysalis
>>12132483I dont care about regular Fluttershy, but I'd totally waifu EG FS
>>12132446Date with a Princess
>>12132511It prevent it from creating another Appledan, when he hardly contribute crap here but talk all these fetish shit and non-pony topics.
>>12132505Now I really want to see a picture of Chrysalis calling Celestia a сука
>>12132509I'll have to look him up.>>12132522I've never seen an ugly pony before.
>>12132532I wish I could prevent whatever scenario created you
>>12132532At least he contributes, unlike you
I think I might kill myself before season 4
>>12132534the hell's a сука?
>>12132532Well shit gimme somethin to draw then boyo.
>>12132526>I want to waifu a Fluttershy that's sluttierBut what's the point
>>12132551STALLIONS RUBBING DICKS
>>12132537Goat you should draw Cheeselegs, Discord, NMM and Sombra at a poker game with a dart board with the mane casts pictures on it on the wall
pony is gonna hoof ya
>>12132524But they do.Holes and everything.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezPIB25ABNk>>12132550Bitch, I think.
>>12132546Except, you know, he doesn't and spent most of this time talking fetish crap when he first got here?>>12132551Then draw worst pony.
>>12132551Could you draw Rarity and Twilight being fancy together? That or drunk
>>12132568Are they black shapeshifting ponies?
>>12132569Sorry, I must have missed you contributing anything other than metashit
>>12132546then lets change our name to /b/read threads because why not. it's not like there's any difference now.
WHATS NEW NIGS?I mean, what new pony stuff are there to enjoy
>>12132559But I'm already drawing a picture with Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon, and a board game. I don't want to repeat myself!
>>12132583I am saving MLPG, I am contributer more than him.
>>12132569>he doesn't and spent most of this time talking fetish crap when he first got here?by the looks of the skype chat, Tan and Omni are kicking his ass every time he doesn't drawI say give it time
>>12132552Because she's better now?
Run while you can
>>12132593fuck you, your bitching only makes this place worse
Twilight.Stop that.What are you even doing? You're a princessDamnit twilight.
>>12132591that waitress is pretty cute
>>12132591>bat pony with bun haircuthnggaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>12132586besides the everyone in /b/read having tripsalso hiatusbut you can leave if you don't like it
>>12132569>Except, you know, he doesn't and spent most of this time talking fetish crap when he first got here?Shut the fuck up you faggot, AppleDan discusses my fetishes and he play hats with me, that's enough for him to have a name, FAGGOT! WHAT OD OYU DO FOR THIS THREAD? FAGGOT!
>>12132605What is that purple pikachu doing?
>>12132605Fuck you silly ponies are best.
I WISHI WISHI SPOKE SPANISH
>>12132591But it's also Discord and Sombra. And Poker Night.Please
>>12132611>>12132615I'm not sure about her color scheme - I may change it up a bit.
>>12132622I wish these idiots would stop responding to stupid nonsense
>>12132591who's that guy playing games with Featherweight?
>>12132583I dunno, I rather be the focus of shitposting with pony topic along the side if I have to remind them that are shitposting non-pony crap happening before it. Something BCS was essentially doing the past couple of weeks.>>12132617Yeah, I think you should get out.
rarity likes this
>>12132605She is a princess of awkward sluts.
>>12132593NBS get the fuck out
>>12132628looks like a trained goat
>>12132628It's a goat
>>12132630STOP BEING SUCK A H8ER
>>12132630You get out. You are not the thread police.
>>12132636She's not the princess of MLPGAt least I didn't vote for her
>>12132636>freckles...or maybe that's acne
>>12132624anon plsI really want to finish this first. It's been sitting here way too long. I'll do what I can, though.>>12132628A basic goat. I got several unrelated requests during a stram and everyone wanted me to combine them.
WOAH LOOK OVER HEREIT'S A FUCKING PONY
>>12132636Pone is not a slut
>>12132656That pony doesn't appear to be fucking.
>>12132656TWO BLOODY GREAT HANDFULS
Zecora micro comic confirmed.
>>12132659But your wife is.
Tell me about your first waifu, anon.
>>12132676She's not a pony.
>>12132672Don't call Twilight Sparkle a slut.
>>12132683she will be once we perfect the goat to pony spell
>>12132676She was a cat.
>>12132676But, You're Pinkie.
>>12132672Fuck you, no she isn't.
Bleh, Koughtaku wrote a thing about bronies. Gotta stay away from Soc Med.
>>12132672Who drew that?
>>12132676she's a cyborgand my only waifu
>>12132676She's very purple.
>>12132676I never change my waifu. Fluttershy is simply the best.
>animating the pony comicswhat is this feeling?
>>12132671goddamn crystal ponies are pretty
>>12132692She wasn't even a goat.
>>12132698>Caring about Shitaku
>>12132672whoever that is needs to draw more Twilyshe's 2cute
>>12132676>first waifu>firstIf you changed waifus you never had a waifu.
>>12132712I'll kill you.
>>12132707What are you talking about? Someone is actually making a show out of the comic? I hope the Dash Micro didn't get animated if that is the case.
>>12132707its not real animation though
>>12132711It's not that I care,it's that I've got to put up with others talking about it.
>>12132676she's taken by another womanbut I can't help the way I feel
>>12132707It's not real animation. It's just some very very simplistic things. I'm just interested in the fact that it will get voices.
>>12132676She is a pony, and she is purple, and her name is Twilight.
>>12132676She's really pretty and smart and likes books and has lots of friends and stuff.
>>12132715Me and my previous waifu divorced a couple of years ago.
>>12132715Hey SHUT UPIt's not like waifuing is a commitment
>>12132731eat shit, batmanI'm going to sleep
>>12132676Her name is Twilight Sparkle, she's a princess, and I'm her husband.
>>12132740Yes it is. A permanent commitment.
>>12132731i am it looks like shit though
>>12132740You never deserve any of those ponies.
>>12132756reported for advertisingbuy a banner like everyone else
>>12132733>Pone will never be your pet>She'll never wear a cute collar>She'll never curl up in your lap
>>12132778It's not pony.
>>12132756created:28-Nov-2011registrant-firstname: Danielregistrant-lastname: Crystalregistrant-state: ONregistrant-city: Torontoregistrant-ccode: CANah, thats not him.
>>12132782WOWTHEN WHY MENTION IT?
>>12132788Batman asked about art, not just pony art.
>>12132796i'll burn your bacon
>>12132796I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, /b/LINKER ANON
waifus are for people who have a very unhealthy outlook of how a relationship should beif they ever met their waifu it would probably end in a murder-suicide when she eventually leaves him
>>12132796This is the only bacon I eat.
>>12132796No, I'm not a shit cook.How do you even fuck up bacon?
>>12132805how do you figure?
>>12132796I don't like bacon
>>12132796No, I burn rubber.
>>12132805Well then did she ever really leave him?
>>12132805Waifus are fantasyEven if you waifu a real person, you do it knowing that you WON'T be with them.
>>12132796I think bacon tastes like shit
>>12132817what a shitty picture
>>12132824long term orgasm denial is not healthy
>>12132824Only if you have a partner to swallow it
>>12132824How the fuck would you even edge for days?
>>12132809waifufags refuse to acknowledge that people change over time. there's an insistence on remaining true to your one waifu for ever, even if she's become something other than the girl they fell in love with in the first place (read:twifags), or you've grown to have different preferences in women. that sort of mentality is what causes dysfunctional families when the parents insist on staying together even though they hate each other's guts.
>>12132824/b/LINKER ANON PLEASEI SEE THOUGH YOUR RUSE
>>12132824the longest I've ever lasted was 8 or so hours
>>12132841I'm at hour 8 nowI really want to cum but I also want to keep goingprobably just gonna go ahead based on the replies
>>12132846Those fucking eyebrows, man.
>>12132852Just STOPDon't you fucking cum or I'll rip off your ballsSeriously though, give yourself twice as much rest as you've edged, so rest for 16 hours before you start again.
let pone guide your heart
>>12132852please finish yourself off as soon as possibleI'm worried for you
>>12132864but I'm worried for my health
>>12132874If it hurts, it's just blue balls, it'll go away after about 10 minutes.
>>12132866>>12132871look RumbleI don't care what those weirdo sisters have been telling youyou're much too young for that sort of thing
>>12132865How do I do that if pone and I live in a different plane of existence?
>>12132872>I AM THE HERO MLPG DESERVESFuck off. I'm going to post what the fuck I want when the fuck I want it and there's absolutely nothing that you can do to stop me.
>>12132872I FUCKING KNOW ITYOU ASK NON PONY QUESTIONS TO FIND THE SO-CALLED SHITPOSTERSI'M ON TO YOUR TRICKS, /b/LINKER ANON
>>12132883I started at 9 years old.
>>12132874>>12132880You two, those are not ponies at all. I suggest you go here:>>>/b/
Make me cry, MLPGMake me feel patheticI need to get to sleep
>>12132852what's the occasion?the only time I edge is when someone's making a sexy greentext
>>12132490Stylized ponies are awesome.
>>12132883but that's wrong
>>12132892I'm gonna cum to your post
>>12132871>>12132866this is definitely not forced and still hilarious.
>>12132897Make yourself believe that you're this guy >>12132872
>>12132905rumble just eat the damn banana
>>12132884>different plane of existenceI call bullshit.
>>12132902I don't give a fuck where you think I belong. I'm here, and I'm going to stay here whether you like it or not.Kiss my ass, shitstain.
>>12132897Just grab a mirror
>>12132899I broke my tolerance break today
>>12132913so just like spitfire then?
>>12132902OF COARSE ITS YOUHOW ELSE DO YOU FIND OUT WHO IS RESPONDING TO NON PONY QUESTIONS>(You)
>>12132917But he only has one banana.
>>12132923That's all he can handle at once.
>>12132930it's funnier when the picture is just slightly rumblinglike that one gif of AJ and Rarity scrunching at each other...which I don't have
>>12132930What is Dash doing?
>>12132941Scrunch-offs you say?
>>12132965>spitfirethe name fills me with rage
Good morning, anon!Care to join me in the shower?
>>12132971May I ask why?
>>12132950>>12132968yeah, like that
>>12132974No, I'd rather not.
>>12132971But she's a pretty pony.
>>12132971Don't let other people ruin ponies for you
>>12132974it'd be a pleasure
>>12132975>>12132976fuck you guys>>12132979you don't know why?I envy you
>>12132979A retarded namefag name Shiny happen. He invite /b/ into this general. One fucker was named Spitfire.
>>12132984That'd be a real shame.
Anyone from here going to SDCC?
>>12132975>>12132976those tanlines are way2cute
>>12132974Is there any hot water left?
>>12132995That awfully heavy, Poinkie. What yourself!
>>12132995Are there still any cookies in there? Can I have one?
>>12132995jesus fuck that is a big cookie jar
>>12132995I like this
>>12132995That's pretty cute.
>>12132995It's a jar of Cookie's what?
It's been 3 months since I've spoken to anyone outside of my familyI think I'm going to kill myself
>>12133017the cookie jar isn't bigpank is just small
>>12133026Nice frame disposal.
>>12133026Dinky isn't your daughter, Derpy.
>>12132995>"I'm a hermit crab!">she curls up and slips inside the jar>"...I think I'm stuck..."
Pone wants to suck on your bellend while teasing it with her tongue to get at your precious seed
>>12132202i already came out as a brony. grandma kicked me out of the house
>>12133039pony is welcome to do so, but I expect pony to allow me to cuddle them in return
Oh anon! I'm in the shower waiting for you...My Little Ponyah ah ah ah~AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHH*squelch squelch*
the entire show takes place in the mind of derpy
>>12133047Th-that pony is naked!
>>12133039Why would pony want to do that?Why would I want pony to do that?
>>12133055>wearing clothes>in the shower
>>12133062>Not wearing clothes in the showercasul
>>12133062You don't wear clothes in the shower? You're missing out, man.
>>12133068Rarity sure has a strange way of flirting.
>>12133068I like thisI like you
>>12133068more dorky twily please
>>12133068RUN TWILIGHT SHE'LL SUCK YOUR CLIT LIKE A LITTLE COCK!
>>12133068Shit man thanks. I love you. And I love your style. It's just so strange.
>>12133081Oh god damn it.
>>12133038Lord almighty that's cute
>>12133081>SHE'LL SUCK YOUR CLIT LIKE A LITTLE COCKthat's what clits are, nigga
>>12133087Strange is good it makes us unique!Lets bake a cake while you brush my mane, lets fly to the castle and get boyfriends!