Guys, Spike just ate something and doesn't feel too good. What should we do?Old Horse: >>12101820
>>12105220I never noticed how much you like Luna til recently
>>12105196kill himreplace him
>>12105220>tfw pony will never use magic to help you astral project or explore your mind
>>12105196We'll have to cut him open and remove the contents of his stomach.
Aw yeah, sleeping pills. Gonna sleep good tonight.Goodnight MLPG.
>>12105220>You'll never explore every fantasy you've ever had no matter how absurd with your unicorn waifu
"Twilight, you know those brownies you said not to eeeeeeeeEEEEEAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........""What was that Spike?""Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......I dunnooooooooooo.....why are you purple?"
>>12105196We'll have to send him to bed.Too much ice cream and Spike keels over.
>>12105196420 blaze it
>>12105019>consensual sex in the missionary position while looking lovingly into each others eyesno that's no goodI did that one already
>>12105235She's a pretty princess sister.>>12105247Just ask, pony's not that unapproachable.>>12105275EMERGENCY IPECAC
>>12105315WHAT'S THAT?WHY IN THE HECK DOES HE NEED TUPAC?
>>12105312GG, draw Spike going through an edgy teenager phase
>>12105313LinkI always loved time travel shenanigans. They also always horrified me and are one of my biggest nightmares. And it's not like I have something to do with my life now.
>>12105367NBS I thought you left forever.Something about saying you weren't leaving in a huff, then leaving in a huff.
Equestria is socialist
>>12105312Do they know she's there?
>>12105382he still needs to destroy mlpg first
>>12105400Cadence told her to watch.it gets her off'spreading the love' or whatever.
>>12105370http://www.fimfiction.net/story/113749/unravelOnly two chapters are out right now.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12105354Oh no Granny it's too late, Cadance has taken drastic measures to save him!
>>12105422BECAUSE SHE'S A CAT
>>12105329Worse, what if he booped you
>>12105422Twilight is not perfect.
>>12105434actually she's a ponyshe doesn't even look like a cat
Just doing >>12100764 before bed, unless someone has another monsterpone request I could get done fast.
>>12105388Would explain why they have a bunch of proles posing as aristocrats.
>>12105422Because it isn't Season 1
>>12105437You're not perfect...
>>12105437She is though, as of S3 she has absolutely no personality flaws.
>>12105437Yes she is.
>>12105388>tfw no socialist utopia>tfw everything is getting privatized
>>12105458if I fucking saw that thing in my dreams I'd never sleep again
>>12105443Archangel poneThis is the best thing i could get on short notice.
>>12105443How about a sphinxpony?
>>12105458Fuck you, yes I am.
>>12105470BEST PONYAND RAINBOW SHIT IS HERE
>>12105388No it's not
>>12105443Jhen Mohran pony.
>>12105460>muh waifu isn't allowed character development!
>>12105478What if you slept forever?
>>12105470HELLO BEST PONYHELLO THIRD BEST PONY RAINBOW DASH THAT CONSTANTLY FIGHTS WITH PINKIE FOR THIRD BEST PONY TITLE
>>12105483>whatever that strap around her muzzle is calledI really want to draw ponies wearing these now.
>>12105460That's not true
>>12105503>development>into nothingThat's not how this works.
>>12105470oh god the world is tilting help
>>12105504I'd drop everything right now if I could just dream for eternity
>>12105503>tfw your waifu isnt perfect and thats finewhy cant she be real /co/?
>>12105527Twilight is not a retard.
>>12105443Hydrapony sounds coolIf you mean additionally, displacer pony
>>12105518>whatever that strap around her muzzle is calledThe answer to your question is in this sentence
>>12105518theyre called bridles
>>12105535because you don't deserve love
>>12105527Scratches and rubs must feel really, really good.
>>12105545She turns into one if you rub her the right way
>>12105556DAMMIT TWILIGHT IF RARITY SEES US WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE'LL THINKPLEASE LET ME GO.
>>12105556Anon doesn't seem to happy about it.Is Twilight molesting him?
>>12105556>Twilight has your arm>She's rubbing her belly with it>Its nice and soft and everything, but this is kind of awkward>She starts to move lowerWhat would you do?
>>12105581>>12105591SHE JUST WANTS SOME LOVING
>>12105600Cut off my hand then light myself on fire.
>>12105600I don't think there's much I can do.She has magic.
>Fluttershy returns from her vacation around Equestria>she unknowingly gained control of the Beasts of Legend.What happens?
>>12105600Triple axle dragon spin kick into her abdomen followed by a 42 hit fire-jab combo
>>12105600If she's getting a rub I want a cuddleSo I'd lay down beside herI'd play with her clit all she likes
>>12105638Do I count as a beast of legend
>>12105600Start singing really badly.
>>12105611BUT I LOVE RARITY AND AM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. I TREAT HER RIGHT. I DON'T WANT TO BETRAY HER. TWILIGHT IS LIKE MY SECOND FAVORITE PONY AFTER RARITY AND I ALSO AM VERY CLOSE TO HER. BUT NOT THIS CLOSE. IT'S TOO CLOSE
>>12105600YELL FOR HELPI'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS
>>12105623>you will never be suffocated by a pony.
>>12105600Ask her to stop.
>>12105600I NEED AN ADULT
>>12105600Punch her in the face to assert dominancePonies are pack animals and you must establish yourself as the alphabest pony knows
>>12105600I ask her politely to stop.
>>12105600Dogpile on the pony.Then hug and tickle pony until magic gives out.
>>12105600I dont understand why I wouldnt be willingly rubbing her belly, then when she magics it lower I go along willinglyand then, sweet sweet pony sex
>>12105675Alright, but next up for belly rubs is Dash
>>12105555I don't think he draws things that are not chinese cartoons or vidya anymore.
Remember THE ALAMO
>>12105700I can't say no to that qt.Dammit Dash.
>>12105767>posting non-ponywhat's wrong with you
>>12105767Yup, that's atryl
>>12105767I don't understand why you would post this.
Does anyone have that picture of marker pony getting booped way too hard?
>>12105778OH REALLY?GEE I COULDN'T TELLIT'S NOT AS IF HIS NAME IS ON THERENUH UH NO SIR NO NAME HEREYOU ARE TRULY THE MASTER DETECTIVE
>>12105767>shitposting about non-MLPG artists drawing non-MLP stuff outside of MLPGthis nigga for real?
>>12105796That sounds unpleasent.It would be like being punched in the nose.That's not cool.How about marker scrunching way too hard?
>>12105826It's a picture that already exists I just don't have it
>>12105826No way manOverbooping just gives you a little bruising and a sore noseOverscrunch is dangerous
>>12105805My faggot senses are tingling with you anonAre you not telling us something
Is your favorite pony a straight booper or does she boop both ways?
pony should pony should pony pony
>>12105837I get very irritated when someone states the obvious
>>12105876The sky is blue
>>12105863its ok for pony to pony shark once in a while right?
>>12105889The sky is never blue here and it's almost always raining.
>>12105889well not like thatwhen it came to the atryl picture, it was pretty obvious that it was atrylsaying the sky is blue is just plain stupid and doesn't affect me one bit
>>12105905Oh god I'd love to get pony'd by Celestia
>>12105905Oh noI better pretend to resistNot too hard of course, just enough that she doesn't get bored
Can some one explain to me what ponying is
>>12105934>microwave 4: pacific rimjobwhat kind of name is that?
>>12105944When you come here an post a pony, you're ponying.
>>12105944>he doesn't know what ponying islaughingfillieswithsalad.html
>>12105961Officer I swear I didn't know what I was doing
>>12105944bags of horse
>>12105934I wonder how old those people are?This feels like they're just out of puberty
>>12105956I've been doing it for weeks.For a long time it was just Microwave.Then:Microwave 2: Electric BoogalooMicrowave 3: ApplejackedMicrowave 4: Pacific RimjobMicrowave 5: Add 30 Seconds
>>12105956Microwave misclicked and didn't end up in HSG. That is everything that happened.
>>12106017is coast to coast a pony band?
>>12106009We wait until Season 4 to show them.
>>12106009are does games ponies play?
>>12105992Have mercyOh man I hope she's buying it
>>12105905>Celestia will never laugh at your cock
>>12105993Are you that guy that was really grumpy at Bronycan?
>>12106047there is no mercy to be found
>>12106073Oh god don't boop me thereOkay do it
>>12106073Hi Marker Ponyyou look nice tonight
>>12106056and size shame you with hers
>>12106073>>12106083>tfw BDF is ded
>>12106083No, I am not really up to it.
>>12106086by running her foreskin over the length of your entire cock
>>12106075>those bootsHoly fuck where did this boner come from?Also I thought she said "We were about to have some real cum"
>>12106073>>12106083>>12106098keep posting it.
>>12106098That is Jack Candleton
>Season 4>The Dark Organization makes their move on Equestria,>Their leader is immune to The Elements of Harmony>He turns Twilight and her friends into ashes,>Celestia keeps them alive by transferring their souls into the Elements>Luna puts their ashes into UNLABELED plastic bags in the hope that they can be restored.>The three remaining Princesses send the Elements to separate corners of Equestria,>Six new ponies find them and they each form patron bonds with the old characters.>The rest of the series involves the six ponies uniting, and mastering the ultimate Harmony spell to stop the Dark leader.
>>12106098>>12106083>>12106073>tfw BDF is ded
>>12105934looks exactly like the steamchat
>>12106104>horse>foreskinAnatomical weirdness is hot
Getting too tired to draw, I'll finish this tomorrow.Sphynx pony's nect, then maybe another.Might try Sphynx traditonal
>>12106123>The Dark Organization makes their move on Equestria3edgy6me
>>12106086H-how big is she?
YOU ARE A PONYMANCERYOU CAN SUMMON: 3 MAIN CHARACTEROR2 MAIN CHARACTERS AND 2 CMCsOR1 MAIN CHARACTER AND 4 CMCWHAT DO YOU DO?
>>12106111she's going to have yours whether you like it or not
>>12106144Haha, that one headShe looks friendlyWould befriend and hang out with to the annoyance of other headsSleep well
>>12106159I summon Lyra
>>12106086is there any good futa cesestia fics? i need one NOW.
>>12106159I summon the princesses
>>12106159option 2i summon 2 raritys and 2 filly raritys
>>12106140especially broken bones and severed muscles
Also colorless orc pony.I kind of like herI should draw more of herPlease don't hold me to that
>>12106177She eats everything in your fridgeBad end
>>12106141okay>she will never smack you balls with her tip, her head outsizing your entire scrotum>you will never feel her sliding her dick from you balls up up, until your balls touch, at which point her cock, so thick you need both hands to completely encopmpass it, raching up amost as far as you solarplexus>>12106158according to what i just wrote about 13"
>>12106167The only thing we can do now is hope it won't hurt too bad
>>12106167well I do
>>12106159Any self respecting ponymancer would go with the most minions.But sometimes you need to be smart. Option 2Twilight, Rarity, Sweetie and fuck Scoot I guess doesn't matter. 3 unicorns, one of which is Twilight. They need to go to Equestria. If Twilight can't do it alone she can combine powers with Rarity. If that's also not enough we get a training montage with Sweetie and with all their powers combined they can open a portal to Equestria and I'd go with them.
>>12106200>Please don't hold me to thatto bad
>>12106196Weirdness, not being poorly drawnSo Nezumi, not LMJ
>>12106188Hey Lyra do you wan->>12106203Dammit
>>12106159I summon 3 Twilight Sparkles
>>12106229but thats what i mentionedne\zumis anatomy is broken and tangled as fuck
>>12106212hurt? oh no, anon, you don't understand. She's going to take every effort to make every waking second as pleasurable as possible. The risk comes from whether or not your mind can withstand such ecstasy. And she'll only stop once you're completely dry. She's very hungry, anon, and it's been a long time since she's indulged.
>>12106258I'm gonna pound that sun butt
>>12106159Option 2Main:Twilight Sparkle and FluttershyCMC:Scootaloo and Babs Seed
>>12106159OPTION 3RARITYSWEETIE BELLESCOOTALOOBABSTWIST
>>12106273Oh no, Anon. I don't think you quite understand.That sun butt's going to pound you.
>>12106281TWIST IS NOT A CMC YOU FUCK NUT
>>12106285I can live with this
>The mane 6's coat colors are also representative of their personalityAnd it only took me 2 years to realizePink can represent sensual pleasure
>>12106178im trying to remember a futa celestia fic where anon is ported to equestria and celestia forces stallions to breed with anon while celestia jacks off.then celestia fucks in the end. i cant fukken remember the name.
>>12106246Kinda, but generally not from lack of skillWhen he draws shit that looks fucked, its generally fucked in design rather than executionThere's a couple exceptions, he's messed up a few times and just plain made limbs look wrong and whatnot, but most of the time its really well doneHe just messes with proportions, and emphasizes strange musculature and all the weird shit I love him forActually, I heard he was a sheNo idea if its true or not
>>12106233>>12106189YOU CANNOT SUMMON THE SAME PONY AT THE SAME TIMEYOUR PONYMANCER POWERS OVERLOAD AND YOU LOSE THEM>>12106274YOU SUMMONED THEM>>12106281>TWISTYOU ALSO LOSE ALL YOUR POWERSALSO THE PONIES BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU BEFORE DISAPPEARING>>12106169>>12106177YOU GET THE PONY BUT YOU ARE NOT USING ALL YOUR POWERS>>12106222THERE IS NO GURANTEE THAT THIS WILL WORK BUT HAVE FUN
Ugh my normal innuendo isn't cutting it tonightI just wish to be incredibly depraved and lewd, but I don't have the ability for explicitnessI wish I could draw vulgar porn
I sunbutt were on earth, she'd weigh like 5-600lbs.If she pounds you, you might not survive.
>>12106308You'd better fucking remember that shit right now
>>12106308That sounds pretty dumb
>>12106312It's okay GGWant to do something cute instead?
>>12106311>So did I get the princesses or not?
>>12106312The vulgar stuff you have drawn is pretty niceand it's never too late to practice by taking explicit requests
>>12106313Imagine her sitting on your face now
>>12106211>She'll never be your big spoon>Her erection slipping between your legs >It still protrudes further out than yours>You'll never jerk off both of your cocks at once>Your hands will never strain against your combined, but mostly hers, girth
>>12106311>YOU GET THE PONY BUT YOU ARE NOT USING ALL YOUR POWERSUm can I summon Scoots as well thenLyra and Scoots would make a good comboS-stop yelling at me ;-;
>>12106285so long as I get to cum inside that fat ass, it's all good
>>12106312I DEMAND CUTE!
>>12106331>She'll never casually hotdog you >you'll never feel her cock ride up your back, then feel her warm balls press against your ass
>>12106312Why not ask us for help?
>>12106308I don't think I've read thatWhich means now I also want you to remember itYou can do it, you just have to believe in yourself!
>>12106303>>12106351No she literally beats you with her ass until every bone in your body is shattered
>>12106313That just makes it hotter
>>12106326But nobody w->>12106322>>12106352YOU SEE
>>12106331>she will never use her hands to completely encompass your cock>she will never urge you to do the same, only to find out that both your hands are barely enough to cover her glans>she will never giggle while she mocks your lack of size
>>12106309>>its generally fucked in design rather than execution>waiter, there's shit in my soup>it was meant to be there
>>12106375But GG, your explicit stuff is some of my favorite explicit stuff.I'd certainly request things.
>>12106375It can be cute and vulgar
>>12106375ASK US FOR LEWD PHRASES
>>12106398>But GG, your explicit stuff is some of my favorite explicit stuff....Like... what? What explicit stuff has GG even done?
>>12106414Check the sub
>>12106402>It can be cute and vulgarThat's acceptable>>12106409>ASK US FOR LEWD PHRASESokayAnon, give me some lewd phrases?
>>12106375Vulgar can be funSpin the wheel of fetishes and pick one to draw porn ofOr just draw Spike going through a teenaged edgy phaseI bet he'd sharpen his spines
>>12106424Subby fizzle DP
>>12106424I'd sting your bumblebee.
>>12106424...HHMNG!OOH!Here it comes! Yes!Give my nose an enema with your cum!
fimfiction isnt the only place for fapfics is it now?
>>12106424So that's where I left my penis
>>12106424So that's where I left my vagina.
>>12106424"Why is my pony anus taped open?"
>>12106424I could just gobble you up~
>>12106383>You'll never begin to jerk off her cock, taking long languid strokes up her entire length with both hands>She'll never reciprocate, simply rubbing her thumb over your frenulum and gently twisting her hand around your base>She'll never mock your size, commenting on the fact that it's so small it's boring to play with
>>12106424Yes! Impregnate my asshole with your semen! Give me your buttbabies!
>>12106490Why does mewball always make his ponies look depressed as fuck
>>12106424"What good little ponies~"
>>12106424BREED ME DADDY
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>12106424"OH GOD IT IS EVERYWHERE!"
>>12106424Lewd phrases sound silly when you aren't in the mood, but I'll try...Twilight: I need more for my human studies... let's see how much more you can cum.Rarity: I haven't been fucked this good since grade school!Fluttershy: whines, whimpers, and pleadingDash: Is really cute when in the mood.
>>12106480>you will never shut her up by grasping her penis with one hand and tickling her frenulum with the other>her mocking will never drown in a stream of sudden and sharp moans and heavy breathing>you will never have to use all your strength to keep her enormous cock from wildy whipping around>you will never feel it pulsating in your hand as every stroke brings her nearer and nearer to climax
>>12106502because he is a depressed loner teenager going through the edgy phase
>>12106507GG is making the next flavor of the month since everyone forgot about zebrasAlso there's something about futa celestia human I htink
>>12106490>tfw mewball quit drawing and is now circlejerking irl
>>12106509>I haven't been fucked this good since grade school!
>>12106502It reflects the artist's mood.At the time he was painting that he said that if he saw no improvement in his art over the summer he was going to quit and that makes me a bit sad because he's quite talented.
>>12106508>"OH GOD IT IS EVERYWHERE!"it would sound better as IT'S instead of IT IS
>>12106502Who knowsHis stuff really inspires me to want to color well thoughWish I knew how to start
>>12106509 #>I haven't been fucked this good since grade school!
okay soNever ask MLPG for lewd phrases
>>12106480What if she used a spell where every time she fucked you her dick would get a little bigger and yours would get a little smaller?
>>12106548should've asked for requests
>>12106548Two of them were from a large wall of poorly translated(possibly intentional) hentai mangas.
>>12106550you've also been noticing your body changing. Less muscle, and you think you're getting a little...curvy
>>12106548I'm sure most of them were jokes, plus lewd sounds silly when not in context. Why not read some smarebooru or something?
>>12106559And the rest were mostly styled in that fashion>>12106551yeah, next time that's a better ideaLook I just want to draw big slick wieners and lots of fluids okayno homoI'll figure something out
>>12106560...and Celestia turning more and more amazonian. Even though she was almost half a head taller than you from the very beginning, you now seem to notice her getting taller every time you get it on.
>>12106548I spent a little while trying to type out gargling sound effects, but gave up
>>12106576Not even a little homo?
>>12106576Fizzle trying to fend off several of his erect friendswhile trying to hide his boner if that makes it better
>>12106576God speed, mate.
>>12106576Did you ever draw R63 crackle?She had big feet, and you know what they say about thatShe also had extra feet
>>12106576>Look I just want to draw big slick wieners and lots of fluids okay
>>12106506satyr general pls
>>12106576Twilight grilling hotdogs with Applejack, and spilling their beer cooler
fuck you guys for getting my erection up for a futa celestia fic but not linking anything fappable
>>12106512>Her cock is getting almost impossible to control>Your arms being tugged around by her huge cock>You simply can't work like this>You lay her on her back and climb atop her>You slide your increasingly small and boyish frame across her enormous cock>Even with your entire weight laying on her cock her throbs shift you slightly>Her cock is almost the entire length of your torso, you only need slide a few inches for it to bump under your chin>You'll never take it into your mouth and flick your tongue under her foreskin
>>12106676This would still be better if she were pony, but unf
>sleeping>feel something warm and wet>open your eyes>pinkie pie is on top of you and she just licked your cheek>she stares seductively into your eyes with a slight grin on her face>she leans in close and whispers in your ear>"if two astronauts were on the moon and one astronaut killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what"
>>12106576Panting, moaning, pleading, and whining is always hot.
>>12106714Pinkie, it's impossible for an astronaut to kill another with a rock, because the harsh elements of space would do the deed first.Now go away
>>12106676>you will never take her head into you mouth, your hands struggling to restrain her cock, which has now assumed full control of her body>you will never roll around and brush over her glans from all sides with your tongue>you will never have the perfect view over her voluptuous body twitching under you stimulation, her limbs and body twitching, her large breasts bouncing all over her body>her violently throbbing penis will never fill you mouth with it's mass, making it both hard to fit further in or to pull it out
I swear to god if someone doesn't give me a link to that futalesta and anon story I'm gonna fucking kill someone with this boner
>>12106740cute. i only seem to collect stickers, i can never seem to think of a satisfying place to put them.
>>12106740>at least one of these is going to end up on the back windscreen of a shitty, 10 year old car
>>12106761There was never any futalestia storyfutalestia is just a myth
>>12106740What are those for?
>>12106740Cute little things
>>12106761I feel your pain, anon
>>12106780you put them on your possessions so people know you're a virgin
>>12106740This isn't your personal blog.
>>12106796>getting mad at posting pony artGo back to tumblr, NBS
>>12106796Would you like a sticker anon.You sound grumpy, it's a CMC sticker no less.
>>12106808Maybe by a better artist.
What's the current must watch cartoon?
>>12105196Put him down like all the other animals
>>12106798I WANNA GO TO MLPGCON.WHO'S GONNA BE THERE? WHAT FUN ACTIVITIES ARE HAPPENING/
>>12106836Venture Bros.If you don't watch Venture Bros, you're a giant faggot.
>>12106840What, didn't anyone tell you? Vendor applications closed a long time ago and unfortunately tickets are out too. I'm sorry Anon, try next year.
>>12106843I guess I'm a faggot.At least I'm giant.
>>12105975Dat hat nibble.
What if Princess Celestia had a guard named Link who only worked for a kiss?Naturally she denies him most of the time, because if it becomes too easy Link will be lazy.
>>12106840Calm down Anon, we're just gonna get a drink, then go to someone's house. Maybe play a boardgame, watch a movie, you know. Drawfags will probably draw something in the art room.
>>12106897Then maybe Link will get sick of her shit
>>12106923No, he just loyally follows defeating the forces of an evil pig demon.
>>12106840Tara Strong will be thereWe told her not to
>>12106753>You'll never be stuck there, your head just under her bust, unable to move your upper body as you ferociously tongue her frenulum>You're only able to move your hips, grinding your pathetic cock into her huge, soft sack >The stimulation will never send her over some unknown cliff, a torrent of sweet pre flooding into your mouth.>You'll never swallow as fast as you can but still fail to capture it all, a slow stream trickling out of the corner of your mouth>She'll never gasp and tell you she's close in a ragged breath>She'll never sit up on her elbows, the weight of her heavy breasts pushing you down futher onto her cock>She'll never buck her hips as she comes a torrent, the majority squirting out of your mouth.>You'll never swear that you felt her cock push you an inch further into her bust>You'll never finally take your mouth off her softening cock, still holding a mouthful of cum>She'll never pull you up into a kiss, lapping some of her cum straight out of your mouth>She'll never pull away smiling while licking her lips>"You make a good cockslut, sissy"
>>12106843Didn't people say it kinda went to crap?
>>12106937>you will neverfucking stop thatit's annoying
>>12106936All my favourite ponies will be there.Applejack is there too.
>>12106950It did.And it's still the best animated show on television.
>>12106958>you will never stop that
>>12106958>you will never annoy anon
>>12106937I-I have nothing to add.Except for the fact that I think she should have fired a few more of those thick ropes of seed from her fat cock, until her fist sized balls were completely emptied. But thanks for the ride~
Hefty Horse Nuts
Should I trust a Zebra?Cadance told me I shouldn't ever.
>>12106937I'm leaking pre right nowThere's a little wet spot in my underwearI hope you're happ
>>12106994Cadence is a stupid racist cunt
BAB SEED BAB SEED
>LK isn't into corruptionwell there goes a theory I had about RenneQuest
>>12107006So I should disregard what she says?
>>12107018LK is too nice to like corruptionEven all his inflation art is pretty feelgood
>>12107007WHA WE GON DO GODDA BULLY ON AR TAL GODA HIED WE GODA BALE
How do I into pony?
>>12107031Line upGrasp pony's hipsThrust
>>12107031Ensure your gyrobowl and gorilla munch(purchased pre art change) are near.Grab a pillow to cuddle with and pony on Garth.
>>12107031Create a temporal rift in a pony's orifice and enter pony by shifting your matter through three dimensions, effectively folding the multiverse to eliminate conservation of matter to meld your atomic structure through pony while scaling yourself down with no loss of atomic resolution. Exiting is the hard part.
>>12106834I'm sure there will be other cmc stickers at the convention for you to buy.
>>12107045OhWell now I'm confused, maybe King Zebra kidnapped Cadance to protect everyone from her racist remarks?
>>12107027the rest of us, however, aren't.
>>12107051God, I forgot about gyrobowls.
>>12107075Of course notCorruption is a great fetish
>>12107075Speak for yourself
>>12107089>tfw we will never get an MLP Victim Girls
>>12107084They're a standard item for every general participant.Though I can't recall what else people use to go to Amazon and purchase. I can't find a screencap either but I remember the tabs they had open were wonderful.
Pony just told me she loves me. BUT IT'S THE WRONG PONYWhat do?
>>12107135Trade it in for a new one. Did you save the receipt?
>>12107135is it a pony you despise?
>>12107135There is no wrong pony,Just ones you don't like as much.You could ask Cadance to help you out, maybe she could get the pony of your dreams to fall for you.
>>12107135Marry herAll ponies are greatYou'll fall in love within weeks
>>12107151That's awfully selfish. Why don't you just ask Cadence to make you fall in love with the pony that loves you?
>>12107135WAIT NO IT WAS THE PONY I LOVE IN DISGUISE TESTING ME.GUYS PONY I LOVE JUST SAID SHE LOVES ME
>>12107135Be honest with pony.
>>12107165Cadance hasn't agreed yet, she may have a moral objection to it, but she seemed to use the power willynilly on the show.
MLPG I'm gonna hold my breath until my favorite pony is posted
>>12107212Okay.Is it Rambo Doosh?
>>12107212I hope it's one of these ponies.
>>12107212WELL I'M GOING TO POST ONLY RARITYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>12107234Whew, thanks anon.
>>12107235I have the prettiest pony in MLPG.
>>12107236unf raributt unf unf
>>12107250can't please a woman with a pretty pony, anon.
>>12107250That's a fat, ugly, not-fabulous pony, but I respect your decision.
>>12107250That's a funny joke, Anon
>>12107270I have pony. I have no need for women.
>>12107271She's not fat or ugly.
>>12107279Pony doesn't have genitals.
>>12107276She's pretty pretty tough. Not as pretty as the pony you posted but still pretty pretty.
>>12107285Good night tail extension pony.
>>12107289She has been fat on the show, she gorges herself.
If you were a horse and your favorite pony was a horse and an old farmer kept you in the same field, would you take your favorite pony as your breeding mare and pony impregnate her with your hot, sticky horse seed?
>>12107290She has a mouth.There are more important things than sex anyway.
>>12107290Then how does pony reproduce?
>>12107322Standard mammalian way.Pony has genitals, he's just not looking hard enough.
>>12107327Then why does pony have two parents?
>>12107341>3 posts within the same minute>slow
>>12107333My headcanon which I stole from an anon is that they are invisible thanks to a spell cast at birth that is only temporary dispeld when fucking. Or trying to be seductive
>>12107317>MLPG becomes ponies>To stay ponies you have to act out greentexts from MLPG to amuse the gods>You get first choice of greentextWhich do you pic?
>>12107360Something simple and non-sexual.
>>12107360Slutty Chubby mare
>>12107356>Spike says it's a cartoon
>>12107360The ''Twilightfags are jacking off to the thought of their waifu mindraping them for all eternity'' one
>>12107398Oh yeah, I love that one.
>>12107408I hope you actually know which one I'm referring to because I can't remember which pony it actually was.
>>12107360Pff I make my own greentext and the god can SUCK IT>Pony hugs anon>anon hugs pony>everything in a platonic completely nonsexual way>and they smile>also nonsexually and platonic
>>12107436then they fuck nonsexually right?
If a Unicorn's horn gets damaged, does their power stop working, or does it become dangerously unstable?
>>12107447Stops. It's cannon.See Sisterhooves Social and Crystal Empire Part 1.
>>12107454It becomes a cannon?
>>12107454>one too many nFUCK EVERYTHING
>>12106075>That filename>She's covered in chains and has a collarI think she wants to be on HER back anon.
>>12107454You could have also mentioned Bridle Gossip.
>>12107471Twilight had telekineses when her horn was nonerect dick.
>>12107475that's because it was a status ailment from a plant
>>12107475>Twilight wants to do magic>But her horn is all floppy and flaccid>Can you do something about it?
>>12107500Wait why should I do anything. She can use magic when her horn was all floppy and flaccid
Somebody please shop Balloon Solid Snake in this pic
>>12107515...Well at least the guy choose the best ponies
>>12107512Yeah, but magicking when you aren't hard is really unsatisfying
What if your favourite pony was a clone designed to age quickly and be sterile?Would you still marry him/her knowing you won't be able spend your entire lives together?
>>12107626Who was she cloned from? Why can't I marry the original?
>>12107648The original passed away many years ago and wasn't going to be available for Celestia's plan when the time came.
>>12107626>pony lives much more than human>Pony ages quickly>now pony lives as long as humanSCORE
>>12107626Yes. How long will pony live for?
>>12107682Pony has ~20 years left.
pony wants a hug
>>12107699I won't withhold one from her.
I drew you guys a picture
>>12107695Well that's pretty good.I'd have been happy with 5 years.
>>12107742Oh that's so nice AppleDanI needed something to THROW IN THE FIRE THIS WINTER
>>12107742Truly, I have lost control.I'm sitting here listening to a finnish guy talk quietly in nearly incomprehensible english while ponying and trying to fall asleep.
>>12107742wow, way to ruin a joke
>>12107742>no frecklesIf it weren't for the absolute shit-tier fetish she's for, that would be a pretty cute pony.
>>12107784that's an awfully chubby pegasus
PONY HAS A GUN!
>>12107784woahnow there's a chubby Dashbutt
>>12107790adorable, it can't even hold it
>>12107784woops, forgot the storymark
>>12107803She looks kinda fat but that's maybe just because the wings making think that
>>12107800Pony just accidently shot and killed herself due to your inattentiveness and lack of trigger safety.The door upstairs opens and other pony walks in, asking pony what the bang was.
be quietpony is sleeping
>>12107803That's a pretty namby pamby story mark.
>>12107821>Pony just accidently shot and killed herself due to your inattentiveness and lack of trigger safety.World War Z?
>>12107742that's cute but where is it from?
>>12107821That seems awfully unlikely with their big meaty hooves
>>12107821I tell the other pony>>12107826
>>12107821Pony killed herself.
>>12107837God I lost it at that part.Come to think of it, I laughed way more than I should have during that movie.
>>12107837>World War ZIt was scary for the first 5 minutes>>12107840This >>12107782 and thank you.
>>12107850applestan, pass me your tumblr link
>>12107848Ponies with hard penises.
>>12107856Hi Anonymous! Are you ready for a day full of fun assignments and learning?
What if pony was a musical instrument?Would it be a wind, string, or percussion instrument?
>>12107851Twilight, it isn't morning for about another hour.
>>12107847I was more just frustrated by it.>God dammit why would you not put spikes on top of the wall?!>How do you not check that there aren't zombies on your damn plane after escaping an entire city overrun with them?!>Maybe tell the guy which pathogens you have vaccines for BEFORE he goes to collect and potentially inject himself with>Never abandon your weapon!!!It's like the exact opposite of a zombie survival guide.
>>12107876you bet!it's with you, right?
>>12107883Technically it's morning at 1AM..
>>12107879But Fluttershy is already a wind instrument
>>12107890She's a doormat, she only dries out in the wind.
>>12107871Got anymore pictures of her?
>>12107897So then...Rarity is the manliest pony in the world?
>>12107902Sort of, that's the only official one.Eye color is unanimously blue but how people figured that I don't know.
>>12107913it's an OC of one of the animators. it's on devianturd somewhere.
PONY HAS A SLINGSHOT!
>>12107889Morning starts at dawn.
>>12107919That explains why it stands out amongst the BG ponies.
>>12107926Pony shouldn't have a slingshot, it's dangerous. She should give it to me.
>>12107930Yeah I guess it seems a little, overdesigned?I still think it's a pretty pony though
>>12107888Of course it is, Anon.And do you know what we are going to study?
>>12107940Oh Boy!Um Biology!
>>12107930i can't find the original picture now, but i remember that it was rather poorly drawn and i wondered why people like that could become professional artists
I should really start doing requests here to stay motivated.Here's a Cloudchaser. She's pretty cute. I think I'll draw more of her.>no cutiemarkAhh... Whatever goodnight.
>>12107884How was it compared to the book?
>>12107954thanks for the cloudchaser
>>12107961You got it, Anon... I found a new wing in Celestias library.. you wouldn't mind being my test subject, would you?
>>12107973...what's that new wing...?
>>12107954Thats a cute cloudchaser.Gnight
>>12107973No, of course not.
>>12107954Good night anon.
>>12107973It's sex magic, isn't it?
>>12107981Oh, you fill find out soon enough.
>>12107988Developers just have a thing for ponies, apparently it's not exclusive to Valve or Bioware.
>>12108010It's a good and enjoyable cartoon that is very very popular. There will be a lot of pony references in future games.And of course even 10 years from now /v/ will bitch about it.
>>12108006Look, I'd rather this not end in some weird corruption stuff...
Just got around to reading the comics and um, what was the consensus on this situation?
>>12108024I don't think you really have a choice, Anon.
>>12108029What about it?
>>12108030Oh screw this, I'm out.
>>12108021I would be afraid to see what eventhe most popular pony episodes got on the nielson rating scale.I don't believe it's as popular as you think.
I have all of your ponies
>>12108056But my waifu isn't even in that pic.
>>12108043...God dammit.Fine! We'll do your new magic thing! Sheesh...
>>12108056No you don't, they're right here next to me.
>>12108059She's out servicing the guards
>>12108034Pinkie Pie putting on a show.A show that involves covering herself in whipped cream.Is it 'that' kind of show?
>>12108056You can have those, Spike will save them anyway.I'm going to sleep, good night.
>>12108069What? No! She's a pure maiden!
>>12108071Well seeing how in all the panels it was a stand up comedy show...NO
>>12108060Whoops, "bad" end. Twilight didn't know what the spell she was casting would actually do. Now you are stuck in the body of a phoenix for the rest of your eternal life.
>>12108078I'm sure it's all part of a cunning plan to escape.At least, that's what she tells herself
>>12108086Eternal life?Good end.
>>12108084The other panels show her on stage, nothing indicating what kind of show it is beyond that.
>you will never be mistaken for a bug and swallowed alive by applebloom on a dare
>>12108086>I get to be a phoenixCool!Now I can have hot phoenix sex with Philomena!
What if Spike accidentally torched Rarity's mane?That would have made for a better forgiveness episode.
>>12108136>implyingYou probably get caged away forever so Twilight doesn't have to explain to Celestia where the phoenix suddenly came from.
>>12108151Hey. Twilight already went through this sort of thing once, she's learned her lesson.She's going to do the right thing and fess up.
>>12108136Celestia keeps a watchful eye on you.She said she'll stuff you and use you to decorate her room if you try.
>>12108169I wonder how Celestia would react.Would you accept if she offered to turn you back into a human?
>>12108170What a party pooper
>>12108086>celestia confuses you for her own phoenix>hilaryty and secksytimes ensues
>>12108198>Celestia going down on Philomena
YESMY PLAN WORKEDNOW WITH ALL MLPG DEAD ALL THE PONIES ARE MINEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>12108188Well yeah.And Twilight will have learned a valuable lesson about using her magic more responsibly.
>>12108246Yeah...fuck that I'm going with Rarity and Twilight and have magic sex
>>12108246But they always forget their lesson after a week.
>>12108255She died in a back alley somewhere.
>>12108283SHUT UPSHE'S ALIVE AND WELLRARITY PROBABLY GIVES HER FOOD AND SOME MONEY EVERYDAY
>>12108262So remind her, the next time she wants you to be a guinea pig for another one of her weird spells.
OH NO SWEETIE BELLE IS CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!
>>12108302USE THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER
>>12108302HEIMLICH MANEUVER GO
>>12108255>tfw Hobopony ended as a strange smell coming from behind a dumpster
>>12108289Rarity wouldn't go near that smelly mud pony hobo. She smells like rancid fish farts.
>>12108188>giving up immortality and the ability to live with the Princesses just to lead a short, depressing life
>>12108305>>12108307SHE IS FREAKING OUT TO MUCH YOU CANT GET A HOLD OF HER
>you will never poke hobopony's corpse with a stick
>>12108322SHE'S A TINY FILLY I CAN SO GET HOLD OF HERAGAIN HEIMLICH MANEUVER HER
We're all gonna make it some day
>>12108322Punch her back
>>12108322PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING STOMACH.
>>12108322WELL TRY HARDER, BUTTERFINGERS
>>12108316SHE TOUCHED TWILIGHT WHO WAS A MUDY STRANGER WITH HORRIBLE HAIR THAT JUST WALKED IN HER SHOP
>>12108322PERFORM A TRAECHEOTOMY!WITH A CROSSBOW!
>>12108315>tfw Hobopony was already decomposed beyond recognition>tfw she couldn't be identified>tfw her profile didn't match any files>tfw she was buried in an unmarked grave>tfw nobody attended her funeral>tfw she was forgotten forever
>>12108340YOU MAKE AN EXCELLENT ARGUMENT AND CLEARLY WATCH THE SHOW. GOOD JOB.
>>12108348SHE IS FINESHE IS JUST DOING HOBO PONY THINGSCUTE HOBO PONY THINGSSHUT UPPlease...don't do this to me
>>12108330>>12108338SHE IS LOSING CONSENSUS DUE TO LACK OF AIR, YOU ARE ABLE TO GET A HOLD OF HER.HOW DO PREFORM THE HEIMLICH ON A HORSE?
>>12108365SQUEEZE LIKE YOU MEAN IT
>>12108348N-no, shut up, she's fine. She'll jump out of her hiding anytime soon now and mock us for not being able to find her
>>12108365>losing general agreement due to lack of air
>>12108361>>12108368She lives on, Anon.In the memories of all who ever knew or cared about her.But once they are gone, their memories will be too and it will be as if she has never existed.Cherish these moments, because once her memory dies, so does the fact that she ever existed at all.
>you will never harvest hobo pony's organs to sell on the black market
>>12108384No shut up she;s alive fuck you fuck you to hell
>>12108384I will write it down. In granite. That way it won't get lost anytime soon.
>>12108367YOU SQUEEZE HER LIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE A PONY AGAIN. SHE PASSES OUT.*SQUEEZE**SQUEEZE**SQUEEZE*THE PRETZEL LAUNCHES ACROSS THE ROOMSHES NOT BREATHING
>>12108411CPR THAT LITTLE PONYSHE AIN'T DYING ON ME
>>12108411quick! cop a feel while she can't fight back!
>>12108411Perform rescue breathing.And pray to Celestia that Rarity doesn't find us and gets any wrong ideas from this.
>>12108394She was raped to death. Someone saw her as easy prey and just went for it.She spent the last minutes of her life in sheer terror and pain and no one was there to help her.The kind of fear, the sense of loneliness and pain that could have scarred her for a lifetime.If it hadn't been ended with a crude blow to the head.Or more.Because she was more robust than she thought and lasted another few hours.Enough strength left to drag herself into the shadow of a dumpster.The closest thing to a home she ever had.
>>12108434how can you even type something like that?
>>12108411Can I have the pretzel, I'm pretty hungry right now
>>12108434I will find you.And I will end you.
>>12108414>>12108416YOU START TO GIVE HER THE BREATH OF LIFE. AFTER A MINUTE OR SO SHE STARTS BREATHING ON HER OWN, AND IS COMING TO.
>>12108434NOT LISTING TO YOUSHE'S WITH ME EATING SOME CRACKER JACKS AND WATCHING MONTY PHYTON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.SOON IT'S BATH TIME.
>>12108446OH THANK GODhug her. hug her and try not to cry.
>>12108454Just fuck you
>>12108454I hope you die in the most painful and agonizing way imaginable.
>>12108459AND THEN RARITY WALKS IN AND GETS THE WRONG IDEA AND STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR RAPING HER SISTER
So does anybody else want to know how robot twilight would sex?
>>12108468AT LEAST SWEETIE IS OKAY AND FINE AND SHE'LL EXPLAIN THIS TO HER SISTER AND THEN WE'LL ALL REMEMBER THIS AND LAUGH
>>12108468I don't even care.Sweetie isn't dead.
>>12108479Sweetie is gay.I mean she likes filly clamproblem?
>>12108468Wait Rarity it's not what you think.Sweetie was just-
>>12108478>>12108479>>12108485IT DOESN'T MATTER, RARITY ACCIDENTALLY BROKE YOUR NECK WITH A WELL-PLACED PUNCH AND NOW YOU'RE DEADSHE SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY AND NIGHT GETTING SWEETIE TO HELP HER DISPOSE OF THE BODY
>>12108459YOU ALMOST HUG THE LIFE BACK OUT OF THE LITTLE FILLY. YOU CANT HELP BUT LET SOME TEARS ROLL DOWN YOUR CHEEK AND LAND IN HER SOFT COAT.SHE IS SQUEEZING YOU JUST AS TIGHT.YOU SAVED A YOUNG PONY'S LIFE TONIGHT.
>>12108496AT LEAST AS MY LAST ACT I SAVED SWEETIE'S LIFE.THAT IS MORE THEN ENOUGH
>>12108502NO FUCK YOU I LIKE MY VERSION BETTER
>>12108503Yes, but the traumatizing experience of having to dispose the body of her savior leads to a quick downwards spiral of drugs and sex, resulting in an early death.
>>12108503Sweetie dies while trying to bury your corpse by falling in your grave and breaking her back.
>>12108496>>12108502Getting reeeeally mixed messages here.
>>12108496>Rarity>Punch>not hip checkImmersion ruined
>>12108509YOR VERSION IS SHITSWEETIE WENT TO THE PONY POLICE AS SOON AS RARITY WASN'T LOOKINGBITCH IS GONNA FRY
>>12108439OH NO ANON IS CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!
>>12108502This is a good day
>>12108527>nobody cares because anon isn't a cute pony>anon drowns
You're all gay.>rarity obviously teaches the 'sex' to sweetie belleno way around it faggot, you're second place.deal with it
>>12108527... kick him while no one watches.
>>12108534>he hasn't become a pony yet
>>12108527SINCE EVERYONE WAS AROUND SWEETIE AND HUGGING HER AND BEING HAPPY THAT SHE IS ALIVE NO ONE SAW THIS AND ANON CHOKED TO DEATHNO ONE CARED EITHER SINCE THERE ARE LIKE A HUNDRED OF SPARE ANONS ALL OVER THE PLACE
>>12108534What a nice fella.
>>12108527I can sell tickets!
>>12108543and now he never will because he choked to death on a pretzel
>>12108527Guys I think he's trying to tell us something...
>>12108527PUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACHPUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACH!
>>12108467Thanks, I will.
>>12108562>Shotgun to head>1.72 minutes
>>12108534>>12108545>>12108550YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES>>12108540>>12108558YOU KICK AND PUNCH ANON IN THE GUT, ANON COUGHS UP THE PRETZEL!YOU DICKS CONTINUE TO PUNCH AND KICK
>>12108562>Setting yourself on fire: 57 minutes, 95 agonyThere must be a way to reach 100 agony.Oh, I knowBeing rejected by your waifu
>>12108590What if you get rejected by your waifu while on fire?
>>12108454it's time to draw rape and get hated, not really
>>12108590>>12108597WHAT IF YOUR WAIFU CATCHES FIRE THEN IN THEIR DYING SCREAMS REJECT YOU?
Some one draw anon preforming the heimlich maneuver on Sweetie Belle in an over the top cartoony fashion.
>>12108613Normally I like rape, but that comic just makes me kinda sadIts not actually porn, so my penis can't distract my brainAnd then I realize I've fapped to similar things
>>12108613GOOD MANNOW DRAW SOME CUTE SWEETIE THING TO MAKE ME HELP ME FEEL BETTER SINCE THAT THING ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SHITPlease
>>12108634>SINCE THAT THING ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SHITretribution complete
>>12108641Retribution for what?
>>12108699ThanksI'd hug you but I can't
>>12108708i number all solo pone drawingsdoesn't mean it's part of a series or anything
>>12108699What would happen?
>tfw thread all to yourself
>>12108789What're we gonna do in the ded thred anon?=3
Anything I missed in last two threads?
Pony is still asleep. You should surprise her with breakfast.
What exactly did you expect here, Anon?
>>12108806So you are saying I should throw eggs at pony before they wake?
>>12108836Something lewd about Celestia
>>12108836I expected your much better and more pretty sister.
>>12108839No you asshole, make her breakfast.
>>12108836something something mommy horsie freudy horsie
>>12108845>Luna>goodEven Cantdance has done more on screen.
>>12108850>pony for breakfastThat doesn't sound appetizing at all anon.
>>12108858Cadence might have done more but she's still a whole lot less interesting.
>>12108850I hope she likes pancakes.
>>12108865Breakfast for pony, not pony for breakfast.
guys my dog bit me what do i od
>>12108871Dats some nice hatching.
>>12108876Bite it back. You must assert dominance.
>>12108875Oh, I hope pony likes steak and eggs.
>>12108845>your much better sister
Twilight Sparkle is my waifu
>>12108871Yess, thank youSorry for not giving any exact request
>>12108910This again, how many times do I have to tell you people that I am legally married to Twily.
>>12108914No prob. Glad you like it.>>12108908Nope
>>12108905>tfw you will never comfort Celestia after she had a particularly bad day, sitting behind her and brushing her mane while she gets it off her chest by rambling
>>12108975I like to pretend there's a tiny pinkie on her back riding her
>>12108975>twsI can only think of TwistAlso what's on her back, below her hair?
HOT PONY ON PONY ACTION!
>>12108997How many pones would it take to reach the moon if you stacked them on each others back?
>>12108989How is that in any way related to Xieril?
Pony and I are going on a trip. Be nice okay?
>>12109069I wish Freudanon would add some text beyond ">motherly" to his posts again.I thought it was fun arguing with him.
>>12109105What? What did Sweetie just reject?
>>12109105You don't need to swallow it
>>12109105Sweetie you must eat your vegetables. Look I'm in charge here for two weeks till Rarity returns. It's enough that Spike is making my life a living hell since I love your sister too. Please just eat the vegetables.
>>12109129...I think its just a gif of what used to be the decent quality camrecorded movie
>>12109107Arguing? About what, how much a sinner he is for not wanting to embrace the glory of cartoon horse celesita?
>>12109129Wow, it's really badly animated. Her hair is moving around on its own while she's dancing.
I wish I was going to brony con....
>>12109164Me tooLet's be friends!
>>12109130Easy now, we don't need Sweetie to be choking on a brussel sprout.
>>12109164>tfw you would like to go to Brony con but you can't justify flying across the world for a fandom convention.
>>12109164What happened to poor Dash?
>>12109176She learned to chew her food since the pretzel incident
>>12109184Septic stomach ulcer.If only she could learn to not chew at her stitches.
>>12109184She was spayed.
>>12109195>no more condoms neededAw yes
>>12109195The procedure looks awfully far up
>>12109201No, she completely looses interest in sex and just eats all the time now.
BOOM PONE SHOT
>>12109208Pone is dedSad funeral
>>12109218I'd sting the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE'S GREAT AND POWERFUL ASS
>>12109218>tfw no Trixie tied up in your basement.
>>12109248I bet she'd love it
>>12109218Pow, right in the feels.
trixiefags infesting MLPG over the last week or sowhy
here's the thing from earlier this thread, freshly capped.TRIGGER WARNING: human celestia with a 13" dick
>>12109277I'm not a Trixiefag though, I just liked the picture.
>>12109277>someone who I don't like likes thing.>therefore I don't like think either.
>>12109279>Capping thatBut my writing is fucking horrendousI'm barely literate
>>12109286so am i~
>>12109279and i have a boner nowthanks
>>12109311I'll wait until next night for someone to continue this, so if you can into writing you might wanna check back later in the day~
Did anyone ever cap that anon/celestia cuddlesex thing from a couple days ago?
>>12109336God bless America.
I clicked between AJ's thighs to get hereI feel filthy
this thread is now haunted
>>12109362I-is her brain exposed!?
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>12109333>anon/Celestia cuddlesTell me more, Anon
ANON BEHIND YOU
>>12109464WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
Hey, Anonymous, there's a pony at the door for you.
Sometimes I look at how dead it is and I think I should post somethingBut I don't really have anything to post Someone draw this with Gilda
>>12109495Looks like they did a pretty shitty jobI mean, where did the wings come from?
>>12109489OH BOYWHICH ONE?
>>12109407Yes pinkie you a, HEY WAIT A MINUTE
>>12109492You LIE! There is no pony at my door!
>>12109515Rainbow Dash is cuter than Pinkie anyway.
>>12109519Twilight is so cute when she slams doors
>>12109522Does it make you feel, telling lies on the internet?
>>12109540I stand by what I said.Pinkie is sexier anyway.
>>12109530She's always cute
>>12109552Twilight is so cute when she's excited above ponies
>>12109540Not that faggot, but I agree that Dash is much cuter than you, Pinkie.
>>12109560She's always above other ponies
>>12109589>>12109531Not on the carpet, NOT ON THE CARPET
>>12109599There's gonna be so many ants!
>tfw twilight will live to an age to see spike all grown up
>>12109616I guess she can always make new friends
>>12109618You are not helping with those ugly lips, Pinkie.
I'm boredtell me what to do
>>12109618Anon pls.Use a better picture.
>>12109665Draw or learn to draw.
>>12109665Compose a song about pony
>>12109665Post a better pony.
The Apple family has just "taken care" of your favorite pony
>>12109730No, that pony is too overbearingI mean look at this shit, disgusting.
>>12109787I wouldn't mind snuggling with that pony, even if she was overbearing.
>/g/ hates RarityWhelp I'm not using that board again
>>12109786But AnonAJ is my favorite pone
>>12109786I'm going to kill every last one of them
>>12109803Rarity is a tripfagNo wonder they hate her
>>12109774Then make yourself look like a mother than a whore.
>>12109804That means Granny Smith shot her, Big Mac and Apple Bloom and that is right before the bullets hit them
>>12109803How about you install some graphics drivers.
>>12109815Your waifu is ugly and fat.
>>12109815My life for Rarity
>>12109838The thought of a fat Rarity turns me more on than it should
>>12109856>>12109815God damn why is she so sexy? I need some good fapfics with her.
>>12109872>being this slow
I wish to be the fat mare
Rate my shirt, MLPG
>>12109912>this is actually youThe hell are you doing, man?
>>12109874>tfw you'll never wrestle with Pinkie in the mud
>>12109912>No Google images hits-5000
>>12109912Don't like the artstyle too much but the color combination is nice.
>>12109912shitty shirtnice pants
>>12109897Sometimes I think that if I woke up as a girl one day, mare or not, I would not stop eating.It would be great.
>>12109912>picture taken some moments agoWhy, why are you doing this to yourself?
>>12109912Derpy looks kinda cuteish but wearing that shirt in public? Nah man don't do it.
>>12109921Do you think my recruiters would let me wear this to PT?
>>12109951Well, they DID repeal don't ask don't tell
>>12109951Don't you have a shirt you're supposed to wear for PT?
>>12109912i think you should lose the shirt
>>12109963On mandatory days. Voluntary days we can wear whatever.
>>12109874>just noticed how the mud doesn't stick to her hoovesIs pony superhydrophobic?
>>12109978No, she's just Pinkie.
IQ shit means nothing, all IQ tests are testing your knowledge. And knowledge != IQIt is like if you compare speed and value of RAM to CPU speed and set of instructions.
>>12109967DOTKWA PLEASE NODON'TAT LEAST NOT SWEETIEDON'T DO THIS MAN
>>12109978Yes, pony can just shake mud and water off
>>12109967You just made an enemy for life!
>>12110004But they don't? They test your ability to recognize patterns and so on.
>>12110004Apparently if you're lacking in knowledge so much that you can't take a written IQ test, you can get an interview.