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>>12084814
Stop visiting my dream to tell me this, Luna!

>>12084814
Moonhorse is stupid and archaic

what do ponies dream of?

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Why is she so perfect /co/?

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>tfw no human to hug.

Hey Pinkie Pie! Wanna go on a date?

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Goodnight, MLPG.

You really should get some rest.

>>12084848
They dream about you.

>>12084854
>>12084855
Oh boy, this is going places!

>>12084848
life as a pony is so pristine that they only dream about their own days and nothing more

>>12084854

I'm right here Pinkie.

Don't you feel me?

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>>12084854
Poor Pinkie.

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>>12084852
Fluttershy, just sleep already! Or go read to the bats.

>>12084852
Fluttershy should stay inside and read. There's nothing interesting outside.

>>12084848
Crystal sheep

I was this close to making the new horse.
I am just two slow.

>>12084865

DYEWTS

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>>12084851
I hate whoever added the wings to that gif.

>>12084872
Twilight, there's still another hour and forty-five minutes until the sun rises.
Go back to bed.

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>>12084854
>>12084873

>>12084882
well adult ponies
young ponies haven't realized it yet

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Happy France day Frenchies.


Your language is shit and hhorrible but other than that you're great guys

>>12084872

But it just got dark.

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thoughts?

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>>12084876

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>>12084912
Oh, did it?

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>>12084879
Learn to pony fast, then!

>>12084872
She was so happy and cute. Too bad she didn't know what was in store for her 18 minutes later.

>>12084924
>sweatingman.jpg

>>12084897

Are you sure? Cockatrices, dragons, sea monsters, chaos gods, hellhounds, changelings, and minotaurs are pretty much grounds for PTSD

>>12084898

I'm not that big on the French either.
But damn if they don't know cooking or wine.

>>12084890
It's not very nice to hate people.

>>12084923
>Rarity
>being a shitty butcher
Anon pls
She'd be a Diamond Sword.

>>12084919
But what if someone says Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity in the same post?

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>>12084921
uhhh... what does that look mean?

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>>12084942
anon please
I know they exist but you're scaring the ponies

>>12084921

Pls, you're the princess of books.
Not day - night transitions.

>>12084945
I dislike the person who added wings to that gif.

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>>12084946
I know, but tell that to the artist.

>>12084972
That's better.

which pony would you explore a haunted house with

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this is now a porn thread

>>12084976
What's Twilight doing? Is she okay?

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>>12084991
This douchbag.

>>12084976
Really the bigger disgrace was the Diamond Dogs not being Diamond Swords.

I MEAN REALLY KLONDORK REALLY? I MEAN FUCK.

>>12084946

>raking sand
>ever
Rarity would have nothing to do with such fools.

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>>12084956
huh i never thought of that, but i guess it just highlights the first name

>>12084991
Depends on my mood
Fluttershy would be the most fun to go into it if I wanted to push a pony into it
Dash if I wanted to laugh at everything

>>12084991

Rainbow Dash so that she can pretend she's not scared and that we're being babies

Twilight so she can try and call it science and then flip shit when she can't explain something

Fluttershy to have someone to jump into my arms Scooby-Doo style

>>12084991
None of them. Pinkie would just run away. Rarity would be horrified by the mess the haunt house has. Fluttershy would not get out of the closet. Twilight will just make it a whole school project and lecture me to death.

>>12085004
>DIAMOND Swords
>Organized as fuck
>not Rarity
Anon you're not even trying. Don't force pony to be something she isn't because you don't like thing

>>12084956
SUDDEN AND COMPLETE BLINDNESS

Which pony would Shōnen Bat attack?

I think Fluttershy fits the archetype.

>>12084991
Twilight.

>>12084991
Rarity
NO WAIT SWEETIE
GHOST HUNTING WITH SWEETIE

>>12084991
Twilight
She'd go in all rational, talking about psychology and why people like to be scared and how it all harkens back to our roots as blah blah blah

But after the first shitty jump scare she'd be clinging to your arm and asking you to hold her
Then you can give her a piggyback or something
Good end

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>>12085003
Considering every one in 4chan is riding on the victory of the Blood Eagle, I am not surprise the artist here use the blood eagle armor for the fanart of pony/Tribes.

Shame really, I love being a Diamond Sword and many character would fit well to that tribe.

>>12085026
You forgot Fabulous and stylish. I mean look at their armor. Goddamn I'd fuck a suit of that armor.

>>12084976
unf twibutt unf unf

>>12085061
Rarity makes a very pretty Optimus Prime.

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>>12084958
You'll find out soon. Just go to bed now, Anon.

>>12085018

>someone to jump into my arms Scooby-Doo style
>anyone other than Pinkie

>>12085079
Fluttershy would jump onto your back and get her wings all in your face blocking your vision

>>12084976

DIAMOND SWORD HAS OUR HORSE!

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Beagles > Rakers

>>12085091
Fluttershy would be a fun pony to just carry on your chest baby harness style

>>12085079
I'd really rather jump into Pinkie's arms Scooby-Doo style.
It's funnier that way.

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>>12085073

>>12084991
ghost pony of course

>>12085091
No, Fluttershy would just hide behind you.

And then, at the end, when you'd exorcised the ghost, she'd cling to your leg like Leia in the Star Wars poster.

How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?

>>12085079

But Pinkie giggles at the ghostly

why would she do any jumping

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>>12085106
Dash is pretty terrible at working those covers

>>12085114

if she giggles at the ghosty, it's nervous giggling.

>>12085113
you will never find the bodies!

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>>12085106
Dash love to hide, huh?

>>12085125
Anon, D, the show, etc

>>12085079
>"AAAAAAAAAH!"
>Pinkie leaps into your arms
>"...Pinkie, are you even scared?"
>"Nah. I just like jumping into your arms!"

>>12085129
would you play hide and seek with dash?

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>>12085113
114

>>12085137
>jump into Pinkie's arms
>she jumps into your arms while you're in her arms

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>>12085138
She WILL cheat and hide in the clouds. And being super fast, she will always run and hide somewhere else when you get closer to Dash.

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>>12085145
Dolls don't count, Twily.

Stop talking about Sentenal, seriously it's so annoying.

>>12085145
sounds like you're stepping up your game

>>12085156
nothing a good ol' butterfly net cant handle

>>12085146
>you both fall to the ground
>the ghost gets stitches laughing for so long
>Pinkie makes gots frens

>>12085146
>you both collapse to the ground in a heap

>>12085156
To be fair she really loves that fucking cloud

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>>12085123
She finds her way out eventually. Like when you throw a sheet over a dog and start squeaking their toy.

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>>12085180
I wonder what is like sleeping on a cloud as a Pegasus. I bet Twilight can do this as well, since she is an alicorn.

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>>12085173

SHUT THE FUCK UP DERPSHIT, YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO RUBBER MY KNICKERBOCKERS THE WRONG GODDAMN WAY. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL DRAG YOU IN HERE AND SHOVE A STICK OF MARGARINE UP YOUR BUTT.

>>12085190
the mental picture of doing that with dash is hilarious

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>>12085190
are you saying having a pony would be like having a dog?

>>12085197
It's one of the reasons I'd want to be a pegasus if I got to be a pony.

>>12085204
you don't have a pony

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>>12085190
>throw a sheet over Dash
>start saying WONDERBOLTS

>>12085210
I know anon
I know

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>>12085061
Some did it right
Rarity and Twilightare obvious Diamond Swords with FS somewhat fitting.
Dash, Pinkie. and AJ make great Blood Eagles

>>12085204
kinda but more like a intelligent dog that can fly or can use magic and that doesn't chase its own ass out of confusion

>>12085216

>tfw tribes is ded.

>>12085217
I like the way you think
I'd like a pony like that

>>12085209
I'd love to be a pegasus
also so I can have a cute pegasus girlfriend

>>12085227
pony is not for pets
pony is for owning pets

>>12085235
Pony could be for pet. What if pony came to earth and the only way to have them be accepted was to throw a collar on them and they pretended to be a pet?
You know, to avoid suspicion.

>pony comes up to you
>starts to nuzzle itself on to your lap
>pony demands that you pet it softly

what do?

>>12085253
I think only one of my favorite ponies wouldn't hate that...

>>12085262
pet it softly
duh

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>>12085262
do whatever pony asks

>>12085262
Pet it softly.

>>12085226

>tfw you quit before it died
Am I, am I responsible for this?

>>12085262
Pet it roughly

>>12085266
>Braeburned will never continue Pinkiedatequest

>>12085269
its not your fault

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>>12085262
Pet her, my good anon.

>>12085264
That would be half the fun. Pony would hate it but accept it til you figure out how to get her back. You'd find her watching TV, casually gnawing at the collar while lying on your couch.

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>>12085266

>tfw no pretty pink pony waifu.

>>12085286
if she keeps gnawing at her collar i'm going to put one of those cones on her head

>>12085284
>You will never towel off Scootaloo and Dash after they take a bath

>>12085262
I ask why she is being so demanding.

>>12085315
oh god I want to see that

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>>12085314
It hurts to live.

>>12085269

I quit tribes just before that update with the new technician turret and permafrost map hit.

Early this year I looked up on the wiki to see how much had been added to the game since.

Almost fucking nothing. Game is totally ded. Hi-rez has abandoned it for smite.

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>>12085332
Pinkie has some terrible migraines

>>12085334
they added slow
thats when i quit

>>12085351
its not a migraine she's just developing her psychic powers

>>12085364
okay Pinkie
What am I thinking?

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>>12085351
She also has some terrible scrunchraines.

>>12085356

That's the slowing effect on the flag carrier right?

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Well I have no idea how to draw her damn wings. I'll retry drawing her later.

>>12085372
parties?

>>12085386
aww
okay

>>12085375
WHICH IS SEXIER

STRAIGHT HAIR OR POOFY HAIR

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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>>12085393

POOFY

>>12085390
No

>>12085393
both! we must have both!

>>12085386
Its cute. Did you try looking into references?

>>12085393
poofy

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>>12085407
Those half lidded eyes that the ponies do have no right being that sexy

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>>12085393
Poofy, of course!

>>12085393
poffy head hair, straight pubic hair

howdy gang
what's the good word

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>>12085419
Why must pones act sexual?

i think its time for a pony montage!

>>12085438
tiny mare pussies

>>12085416
Yeah. I'm pretty crap at drawing normal wings too, so that's more likely the culprit. I can't ever figure out how to make them look like they are flapping downwards.

>>12085446
how tiny are we talking here
like
thimble sized?

>>12085438
Pony.

>>12085438

Featureless crotches.

>>12085440
I'd fuck every last one of them

>>12085438
word on the street is that we're getting a pony manga soon other than that not much happened today

>>12085451
thimble wouldn't be very apt
let's say envelope sized

>>12085461
coo, thanks for the update
i saw the eqd post about it and it looked like it might not be terrible
the comics have been pretty good lately too
it'll be so disappointing when the show starts again

>>12085454
You can't fuck all those ponies, Anon!

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>>12085449
You can watch the Halloween episode and see how the bat pony fly.

>>12085472
okay then, just Dash

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>>12085419

They're especially sexy when pony makes them at each other.

Are there any good Human on pony fapfics? So far I read xenophilia, and I kind of like a story that has a nice narrative but still has a lot of sex.

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Pony should be tiny

Fillies should be the size of toy dogs

>>12085484
I read one that was mainly adventure with sex in it
would that work?

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>>12085483
Ponies being together is when pony reaches it's peak cutness and sexyness.

>>12085512

That's too tiny though.
Normal pony should be the size of said pic.

>>12085484
No, there are no good Human on pony fapfics.

>>12085516
What is Twilight doing in the first panel?

>>12085516
>Twilight struggling to build up the courage to put her wing around someone
hnnnng

>>12085516
>>12085483
i prefer my pone affections to be hetero

>>12085516
>>12085542

>hoverwing
Unf

>>12085512
They got Solaire wrong. Dude needs a feather on his helmet.

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>>12085542
She probably bought a lot of books about Pegasus behavior.

I wonder how many Pegasuses she insulted when she only tried to say hi with her wings

>>12085542
>You'll never sit with a pegasus pone
>You'll never grab her wing and wrap it around your back

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>>12085552

Well if you say so.

>>12085515
sure. I read fanfics all the time, but sometimes I like some with sex in them.

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Ahhh,ponies. Ponies never fail me.
It's so wonderful to know that, no matter what happens out there, ponies are always back at home waiting for me
...waiting
...in the dark...

>>12085564
i read this as 'did so many lines' and it was a way hotter picture before i realized it wasn't actually caramel admitting to heavy drug use

>>12085567
define 'good'
you mentioned 'xenophilia' so i think we might disagree on that word's definition

>>12085548
I am for you

>>12085567
Any good ones recently? I used to read a lot of them but then most were completely shit and I just stopped.
I still read a few recently and they were okay.

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>>12085579
Good, I need you to help repaint my boutique. I'm sure with those long arms of yours that it shouldn't be a problem.

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Goodnight MLPG.

>>12085548

No Rarity I can't look after Sweetie tonight, I do have a date with pinkie after all.

>>12085588
if by 'boutique', you mean 'pussy'. and by 'repaint', you mean 'plaster with semen'

>>12085617
How would your long arms help with that?

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>>12085617
Well I never!

>>12085622
spreading her legs wider, so as to get an even coat of semen distribution

>>12085627
wow get over yourself you stuck up bitch

>>12085622
I can't jerk off with short arms

>>12085581
I only got back into it a month ago after stopping after reading FO:E and hating it. I'm currently reading Off the edge of the map, and am liking it.

>>12085578
Since I'm wanting these kind of stories to masturbate to, obviously not that good. Just recomend anything you yourself liked.

>>12085649
i was gonna pimp my own stuff, but i'll see if i can find something else

this is all i've got for now
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61934/chapter-37
one of my favorites

>>12085588
...Okay.
But in return, I get to take you out on a date.
Deal?

>>12085663
LEWD

>>12085663
Woah, anon, what are you doing posting that?! Do you want to get banned?!

>>12085663
>Dash has only one wing

>>12085682
fuck the pony police

>>12085663
>consentualy

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>>12085691
You can't do that!

>>12085702
Why would anyone want to fuck such an ugly horse anyway?

>>12085702
I actually would
look at that cute hat

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>>12085709
Some people will take whatever they can get I guess

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>>12085669
On second thought, I just remembered that there's a painter here short of work... I'll go and hire him instead.

>>12085702
>You can't do that!
Sounds like a bet to me.

>>12085718
Well fuck you.

what if you got to Equestria and the ponies felt like sandpaper

>>12085739
I would hug them and pet them and love them anyway.
I probably wouldn't sex them though.

>>12085739
Get calluses.

>>12085718
Yes! No painting for me!

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80% of 19 year olds are no longer virgins

Why are you so pathetic, MLPG

>>12085755
Because sex is overrated?

>>12085739
what if your favorite pony's vagina was filled with used needles
would you?

>>12085749
You know that you almost verbatim said what George from Of Mice and Men said, ride?

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>>12085739
Its not going to stop me from hugging them or petting them!

>>12085755
Because fucking children is illegal.

>>12085760
Why?

>>12085755

Lost mine at 15

sex is heavily overrated and masturbation feels 100x better than sex with a condom

>>12085702
Is that badge a sticker? I can't take you seriously if that is a sticker, police.

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>>12085755
Because I'm saving myself for you.

>>12085770
don't ask more questions
just answer

>>12085766
>ride
right*
Also Lennie

you know

>>12085772
>masturbation feels 100x better than sex with a condom
... that sounds disappointing as hell. You guys really gave your wizard powers up for that?

>>12085775
Spaerk, pls

>>12085766
No, I've never read it.

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>>12085775
How would Celestia react if she see your wall, full of her picture? She would think you are a stalker.

>>12085792

the closeness and sharing the pleasure with someone else is what makes it fun

>>12085797
Excerpt from the book:

"I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him."

He was basically a giant retarded guy. Not implying anything but it was funny making the connection.

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>>12085794
You do not have to be spaerk to love Celestia.

>>12085777

yes if I could do lots and lots of drugs first

>>12085777
I would help her get them out, sure.

>>12085803
I don't have an actual wall full of Celestia pictures
just a hard-drive

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>>12085755
Because I'm pathetic and I hate myself

I don't deserve a relationship of any kind

>>12085816
but she has all the drugs you need
right in her scabby pony pussy

>>12085818
the only way they're coming out is embedded in your cock
make your decision

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>>12085821
Well, in that case, just hope Celestia doesn't go through your hard drive then.

>>12085824
come on Dash, don't be so hard on yourself...

>>12085826

But it's gonna suck until the drugs kick in

I guess if I had something to bite down on before plunging in, sure.

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>>12085834
how would you cheer up a sad dash

>>12085826
Does she want me to? I can only imagine that it would be incredibly painful.

>>12085824
Sure you do!
Everyone deserves to be loved

>>12085833
Yeah, that would be bad...
She'd start teasing me with that big butt of hers even more than usual.

>>12085848
I don't want to be loved... it hurts.

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>>12085851

>>12085848
Not when you're a selfish bastard that wouldn't reciprocate

>>12085844
give her a hug

>>12085844
Wonderbolts

>>12085755
Becase ponies don't exist.

>>12085851
Get a better quality lube

>>12085844
Cum inside her

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>>12085849
You make it sound like its a bad thing.

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Sleepy times with mti and mua

>>12085851
Being loved doesn't hurt.
Being loved is like the opposite of hurt.

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>>12085862
please anon, that's demeaning

>>12085844
A bear hug.

>>12085876
What is this episode ?

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>>12085877
What a painful way to go.

>>12085872
I can only handle so much teasing, Anon.

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>>12085868

>>12085875
It just makes me hate myself more.

>>12085884
But it would be adorable to do.

>>12085873
I like these guys
Even nonsexually
They have amusing partner antics

>>12085893
Hello Pinkie.

>>12085893
>le twily pinkie

>>12085848
Pretty sure I don't

My family doesn't even like me

>>12085912
I think that says more about them than it does about you

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>>12085883
I'm trying to remember
It's at least one of these

>>12085917
>Friends don't bother to contact me if I don't contact them
I'm the common factor

why am I still awake at 3:30 in the morning...

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>>12085943
because you like ponies

>>12085946
>Fluttershy will never like you
;_;

>>12085813
No, but it definitely helps being her

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>>12085961
Fluttershy would probably like just about anyone

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Underage horses

>>12085986
Can I keep them?

>>12085982
no, I mean LIKE you like you

>>12085991
You may

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>>12085993
Oh she would have to gently let you down

>>12085997
exactly

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>that feel when no Tex

>>12086011
He said he didn't feel appreciated.

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>>12086005
There's plenty of mares in the sea
How about this one?

>>12085946
>Pinkie will never scream out that you like her to the world
>Twilight will never scribble a thousand lines of "He likes me!" in her notebook
>Rarity will never leave the outfit that she was wearing when you told her on a manikin for all to see
>AJ will never carve "AJ + Anon" in a love heart into her favorite apple tree
>Dash will never idly make clouds into the shape of love hearts during work without even noticing
>Fluttershy will never overcome her anxiety because of you

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>>12086017
What if pony didn't feel appreciated?

>>12086021
eh, not really feeling it...

how about Flitter?

>>12086030
>damaging her favorite tree

not muh aj

>>12086017

I appreciated ;_;

>>12086030
>AJ will never carve "AJ + Anon" in a love heart into her favorite apple tree
That one hit me particularly hard for some reason.
I'm not even an Applefag.

>>12086011
http://texdrawings.tumblr.com/

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>>12086040
She hates your guts