What the fuck edition.
OP of last thread is a faggot.
>>12077440I can't blame him
>>12077465I can.YOU DON'T DELETE THREADS YOU SHIT FLINGER.
It's not just here, every board is on a rampage.
cosmo why do you have two tripcodes
>>12077497This.Now quit being fucking stupid and deleting threads.
This is the best possible thread.
>>12077401Fuck yo scrunch>>12077443What about other ponies?
>>12077443Why would she want to watch paint dry?
AnywayAccidental pony ponying
>>12077503>gee cosmo, why does moot let you have 2 tripcodes?
>>12077528>fluttershy not the seat5/10 is the best I can give you
>>12077443Is it fun?
>>12077497>every boardfalsenow post pony
>>120775281 or 2 wieners, or do you switch off accordingly?
>>12077465You never delete threads, no matter how bad it gets.
>>12077528why is it always Pinkie
>>12077497No they aren't.
>>12077528the less intentional, the better
>>12077503But I don't what are you talking about.
>>12077571So this was before you decided?
>>12077522Rude!>>12077527She doesn't know, it's a compulsion.>>12077528That's a rather subdued birthday party; are all the other ponies just watching this happen or is Pinkie Pie the only one to show up for it?
>>12077568Because she's the one you cant be sure is raping or genuine
>>12077528I'll repeat: Pinkie has a tally for every tallywhacker she's whacked to date.The number exceeds the amount of males in Ponyville.
>>12077592why do you have two very slightly different names one of which incorporates a tripcode
>>12077528>accidentalPinkie did it on purpose and you know it.
>>12077595No, that was a joke.
You are not going to escape the zimmerman travoning for at least a few hours. accept it
>>12077576We can recycle your thread
>>12077595it's a jokejokes have been made
>>12077528Is this accidental pony ponying?
>>12077621Well it isn't yet
>>12077616>RecyclingNOGO FUCK YOURSELF
>>12077616>>12077623Well, I already deleted mine
>>12077621I'd say not, judging by the placement of his back.>>12077623Sorry, Dan.
Woops!Gotta post the happening video!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP61LI41mgs
>>12077615I hope we can agree that it's a good thing Zimmerman's walking free.
>accidental ponyingthey trippedhttp://derpiboo.ru/372473
>>12077621you should draw accidental ponying
>>12077609Rarity pls.You're not fooling anybody, queen of sluts.
>>12077601>That's a rather subdued birthday party; are all the other ponies just watching this happen or is Pinkie Pie the only one to show up for it?The others have all gone home or to bed, pinkie stays up into the wee hours to partyearlier it was much more lively
Pony asked pony pony to pony pony.How does pony react?
OP of the last thread was the hero we deserve.
>>12077610they couldn't make out what my name was with all my squiggly letters. and I had that old custom trip I never used banging around so I figured why not both
>>12077621>Is this accidental pony ponying?no but this is
>>12077673Pony is confused about what happened to her wings.
>>12077651That's the third time I had to select the gun then select the horseIt's okay, but I really gotta work on my speed
>>12077673pony ponies, obviously
>>12077673Pony is not a verb.
Your eyes wander, taking in what sultry outfit she's worn today. Her lingerie is uncharacteristically simple today. It's a cyan teddy decorated in her signature stars. The flimsy fabric hangs off her chest, leaving her shapely hips a mystery. A fingernail traces down your chest, leaving a red trail as she teases your skin. You're helpless, and you have no choice but to submit to whatever she has planned for you. However, it all comes together the second she lifts the skirt of her garment.
>>12077715But it is.
>>12077671Ah, that makes plenty of sense. Her wanting Twilight to stay a little longer for more ice cream and stuff always gets me a little in that scene.
>>12077689He also forgot the wings in this picture:http://mlpg.co/art/src/1373663561372.png
>>12077717It was a little short, and I'm not blown away by the exposition. The lack of dialogue hurts as well. Second person is sooo overdone. But points for use of description.
So is the Chimpening happening, yet?
Is that even possible?a qt on /mlp/>>12071865
>>12077746Me too. It was such a great set up for the eventual downfall.
>>12077546would you sit and watch paint dry with pinkie pie
>>12077715yeah and ponies don't exist
>>12077764Can we cuddle during?
>>12077755It's an excerpt, dawg.She's going to squat on your face, hard.
>>12077759too pixelated to confirm.remember that cameras are tricky anon, a few angles, mirrors, and proper lightning can transform a mutated hambeast into a good looking qt
>>12077759Applejack cosplayers don't count.
>>12077759Wow!I don't give a fuck!
>all those shitty cosplays in the back>and then Great and Powerful Titsie in front
Oy vey, dis is a travesty! A perfect example of white male privilege
what a qt>>12072605
>>12077788I love the fact I can filter "futa."
>>12077656Alright, just let me make some dinner and I'll give it a shot
>>12077793wow, and you still replied
>>12077809I love the fact that I can filter "gay stallions for the 80th time"Oh wait, I can't.
>>12077818You mean in the thread? No, I'm the guy calling the other guy a fucking retard for bumping it.
>>12077817No xieril, pony must never pony pony. Not even accidentally.
>you will never accidentally a zebra mare
I can't believe they didn't spam her with horse porn>>12074104
>>12077817Xieril will never give you a shot
Would you into the mountain sound with ur pone?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT3HrrrHzII
>>12077788But that's wrong. Celestia was the biggest in that series.
>>12077856It's because they're all desperate betas who think they can get e-laid.
>>12077856'Course not--she's the main supplier, and she's busy takin timestamps. Stupid.
>>12077799>that dude with the neck-flabhow does that thing even manage to breathe, goddamn fat people are disgusting
>>12077889Dash is qtest pony.
Would you pone mouse pad?
>>12077799Why does trixie has a long face?
Panel 1 of the batpon comic, opinions?
>>12077889why's dash smiling like that?
>>12077918I would fuck that till my dick was sore, cosplayers are awesome in bed
>>12077887He is very clearly pulling his head into his neck.
>>12077919the bat pony costume*
>>12077903>Tex is ded>Tess is ded>Jalm is back>Jailbait is back>T, T / J, JSEE A PATTERN HERE?
>>12077913I already have one
>>12077858I don't get it, why would he?
>>12077889I forget if tex was actually that handsome or notI only remember dafty, jessy, and microwave
A mare your age should be outside and having fun with friends and meeting a nice stallion, not sitting on the computer all day.
just got here can someone bring me up to speed on this latest cosmo drama
>>12077900but that Chrysalis doesn't look like a crackwhorethis one does
>>12077937Jessy is indeed a very handsome man.
>>12077920Dash likes to fish
>>12077940I'm a trout
>>12077940But im not a mare!
>>12077957I wish I had biceps like jessy's
>>12077918>>12077799You know this Trixie looks alot like the Twilight From BronyCon
which pone would you vote note guilty with
>>12077937LK, Apple and Xieril are pretty good looking as wellSome people from the Steam chat are pretty cute too.
>>12077940I'm a dog
>>12077976I wish I had a manly beard like Jessy, but there are no woods here so I can't be a lumberjack like him.
>>12077989That's because she IS the Twilight from BronyCon.She just happened to switch to the best pony.
>>12077940I'm not a mare.
>>12077949Jury Verdict: Not Guilty.Awaiting butthurt wave.
>>12077928I wish I had a bat pony costume
>>12077999>You wull never have amazing facial hair like some of MLPG's contributors.
>>12077746>Ah, that makes plenty of sense. Her wanting Twilight to stay a little longer for more ice cream and stuff always gets me a little in that scene.I don't even know what >fanfiction you're talking about, so that wasn't a reference
Would you the D on your waifu's cosplayer
>>12077933Maybe it's alphabetical.Jalm, Jailbait, Kraut and Klondike are back, so maybe Mocha and Moophins next?
>>12077920Thinking of fast.
>>12078006You... I know what you're doin, ya son of a bitch...Of course you'd make jury with the Element of Honesty!
>>12075562>you will never a qt wonderbolt
>>12078026no because there are literally 0 hot fluttershy cosplayers
>>12077952>that dan paper dollnice
>>12078044ugh, that face
>>12078012>best pony That's funny still she's hot
>>12078044anon, that's a shadowbolt
>>12078046Shut up scrub and go to some cons
>>12077969>>12078013With that sort of attitude you'll never be a mare!Don't you want to attend the gala with a handsome stallion?
>>12077989>>12078012She is?Then why her body looks smaller as trixie?
>>12077940>tfw haven't had a boyfriend in a year
>>12078027>KlondikeDid he ever leave?
>>12078024I'm pretty sure he was talking about Party of One.
>>12078026No, because she is not my waifu.
>>12078062>corsetholy shit tell me there's more of this
>>12078046When a hot girl is a Fluttershy, she is a secret hot girl, who is unaware of her position. Upon attaining a spine and discovering her true identity, she becomes a Rarity.Thus, a butterfly is never a caterpillar. Thus is the pain of witnessing this cycle.
it really has become a huge problem for her
>>12077996>LK is pretty good lookingcan I get a pic pleaseI want to know what that voice looks like
>>12078067She looks about the same to me
>>12078084>Party of OneLike I said, I don't read fanfiction
>>12078064Momma said to learn from the best, and you're the best, Pinkie!So, no, I want the dirtiest, sluttiest mare to take to the gala and snort cocaine with me.
>>12078067where is the trick?its a guy right? or shes retarded?
>>12078064Why can't I be the handsome stallion?
>>12078088There is I just don't have it
>>12078027>lost Tex>regained KrautI call it a win.
>>12078024I know that you don't watch the show GG but, come on man, Party of One is one of the best episodes.
>>12077999>tfw I'll never have a massive cock like Jessy
>>12077996>tfw nobody will comment on your looks.
Hey, MLPG.I recently saw EQG on theaters and it was full of Bronies (there wasn't a single seat unoccupied), but what really struck odd was the huge amount of little girls I saw there. Granted, they're the actual target audience, but I heard them referring to themselves as Bronies and doing stuff like "Bro-hoofing" and spouting other Brony memes. Little girls have adopted Brony culture. What the fuck, MLPG?
>>12078064No, I'd rather attend the gala with a pretty mare.
>>12078067>those titswould bang>that faceno relationship though
>>12078064Yes. And I want to be good pony housewife too.
>>12078027So after Mocha and Moo, we get Nanaki back?
>>12078123Worst thing is I'm sure you're being serious.
>>12078109not reallyshe looks taller as Twilight and way more voluptuous
>>12078137They're the target audience so who cares
>>12077919Pretty cute style, like the batpone's face especiallyThough why the fang? The two we saw in the show did not have them yet everyone gives them fangs, I am confused
>>12078147I bet they sold them all those posters.
>>12078137>Little girls have adopted Brony cultureThere's probably enough older faggots in their area doing it that they've been tricked into thinking its cool in the hope that they'll get some 20something dick in their tiny ginies.
>tfw no one saved my face when I posted itFeels awesome man
>>12078143>>12078064I want to dress up prettily so all the handsome stallions notice me and my friends
>>12078120>She's retardedShe works at NASA
>>12077996art-anon seems pretty normal looking
>>12078121I would only want to be a stallion if I was a pegasus stallion.Only way it would be worth it.
>>12078157Oh my lanta are you going to bring that up everytime? The fangs are pretty much all because of EP I assume
>>12078170As a janitor?
>>12078178>tfw she is a lesbian;_;
>>12078170does she now?what is she doing there?>all these good looking females>on a brony conventionsomething is off here
>>12078121Okay, not everyone want to be a pretty mare.>>12078143This anon gets it>>12078117>dirty>slutty>drugsno no and no!You want someone pretty and loyal!Who knows how to dress and who'll be by your side! and knows how to make food!
>>12078183Yeah, EP draws his with fangs
>>12078179You know I really find the whole Flipping the bird to the camera thing so flippant.
>>12078188ProbablyShe's still smarter than a janitor working a Taco Bell
How do you like her more?As Twilight or as Trixie?
>>12078153Let's see.One is a little self-conscious but just wants to be liked and draws funny shit and occasionally horsedicks.One ships himself with ponies and thinks that being one of MLPG's most popular drawfags and getting hundreds of dumblr notes isn't enough ego-stroking.
>>12078179Here's photo I took at this year's MLPGcon.
>>12078218HE HAS EVOLVED
>>12078183I think you are lumping me in with some anons there as I have only ever brought that up one time aside from just nowalso it seems I do not have a bat pone shrug. Is there a bat pone shrug?
>>12078209Okay, not gonna argue with you.
>>12078137THE VIRUS HAS SPREAD.OUR YOUTH ARE DOOMED.
>>12078220Alright, looks like we need to stop for gas again. Whose turn is it to pay?
>>12078220ACCELERATE TO PONY
>>12078170>>12078188>>12078207According to some people who looked her up she's a receptionist
>>12078229because you don't have real arguments to defend 0r0
>>12078189But she's a pretty lesbianPretty lesbians make good friends
>>12078227No I meant 'everytime from now on'
>>12078137>It's going to spread in the Elementary schools.>And keep going through a generation.
>>12078208I have to say like her has Trixie more
>>12078227No. Go make one.
>>12078137Fox News pedobait News story when?
>>12078250So, speaking of speed, here's a video of some dick on a motorcycle getting stared at by Shia Labeouf for weaving between traffic lanes like an asshole:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2FMSnl8qOY
How would you lure each pony
>>12078226then as Trixie?
>you will never a Luna cosplayer ;_;
>>12078262No I was just curious as nobody ever really answered it until a minute agothe EP thing makes the most sense
>>12078203Anon, if I am not currently a mare, but later am a pretty mare because of your advice, how do you know I'll be able to get a fine husband stallion? How do you know I won't be a socially awkward mare who isn't pretty at all, and that all the stallions ignore? And even if I get a nice one to settle down with, are you sure it will be possible for me to give my dashing stallion husband little pony children to call our own?
>brony character in Hot in Cleveland got enough attention for them to bring him back in another episodeIs that show worth caring about at all?
>>12078209I like all our artfags actually.
>>12078282trixie one has more effort put into it
>>12078283>>12078282Do you guys want to just start a cosplay thread with me?I feel like we might be shitting up the thread with all these cosplay girls.
>>12078157No idea, i just noted everyone drawing them and they looked cute so I drew them too.
>>12078179I didn't know Art-Anon had a pet human.
>>12078282I have a great and powerful boner.
>>12078283Why is she so perfect?
Oh god, I love scrunchy faces; they're so cute and somewhat sexy sometimes.Anyone is on the same boat as me?
>>12078316so, as a receptionist
>>12078299It's a generic sitcom that relies entirely on laugh tracks. I'd sooner watch ZIMBABWE!
>>12078308>not wanting to talk about hot girls in pone costumesWhat are you gay?
>>12078299>mfwplease, please for the love of God tell me you're joking.>>12078300You and I, we're good friends now, yes? Yes, good.
>>12078333I wish I were.http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/hot-in-cleveland-brings-back-pony.html
>>12078326actually, they are retarded if they pick something that is useless and has no job outlets.usually the person calling other retards is into a science/biology/engineering major while the retarded person in question is on a liberal arts major.THE MORE YOU KNOW
>>12078331the upper body on that horse just ain't right
>>12078312what is he doing?
>>12078295If just believe in yourself you'll find a nice stallion, who's interested in you, just make yourself available and love will find a way.Of course you'll have foals and they'll have a wonderful motherI'm glad you're not like these other anons that just want to be a mare to slut around.
>>12078299at this rate TBBT eventually will make a MLP reference too
>>12078308Cosplayer reporting in... yes please
>>12078344Good think i don't watch that shitty show.Now if my nerd culture show Big Bang theory had bronies in it I would be upset!
I live in New YorkShould I leave my house tomorrow?
>>12078354>actually, they are retarded if they pick something that is useless and has no job outlets.Well obviously, some anon said something that I find quite true: "Pick something that will give you resources, then do what you love in your spare time. This mentality that everyone should do what they love is why we have so many unemployed gender studies majors begging for the government to forgive their student debt."
>>12078367The comic starts off asking why batponies are secluded to the night.Next panel she tackles him.Then starts sucking his blood.And also riding him hard with full creampie before he even realizes what happens.And then its a shot of her bored again and him on the floor drained with a short conclusion explaining why exactly they arent alllowed to mingle normally with earth pony
>>12078312Ok well then that confirms thatCarry on then, as I said cute pones, especially the expressions
>>12078394That'll be the endWe'll have to abandon pone
>>12078405Why? Is something happening? Or are you in the shitty part of NY?
>>12078405Dress up as a Zebra first.
How do I into pony?
>>12078409>And also riding him hard with full creampie before he even realizes what happens.mother of god
>The episode is titled “Pony Up”
>>12078387I would like to be faithful to my stallion husband, make his life as pleasurable as I could and would be a dutiful and diligent mother.
>>12078405How many niggers are nearby you? Probably should stay inside just in case.
besides that 1 streamcap i havnt seen any examples of 0r0 being the massive asshole everyone claims him to be. but i change my opinion based on new information, if you can show me anything that shows 0r0 being a terrible person i will believe your side more.
>>12078405What? Will something related to ponies will happen?
>>12078409c-can i have a link?
>>12078387>I'm glad you're not like these other anons that just want to be a mare to slut around.Well, it's a fun fantasy of course. I imagine even as a mare I'd enjoy sappy romantic novels with big stallions with long, wavy manes who visit pure maidens, but my true hope is to settle down with a real stallion, a sensitive one maybe, with real flaws but who cares about me as much as I'll care about him.
>>12078445This synopsis isn't very encouraging either.Title: “Pony Up”Airdate: Wednesday, July 17, 2013 (10pm ET/PT)Episode Description: Victoria (Wendie Malick), seeking some mood-cheering limelight, acts as a spokes model and inadvertently commits to a very generous donation on national TV. Joy (Jane Leeves) works with private investigator, Bob (Dave Foley), and reunites with hot Brony fireman, Sean (Eddie Cibrian).Guest Stars Include: Eddie Cibrian (“Third Watch” and “Sunset Beach”) and Dave Foley (“Dan Vs.”)
>>12078480Oh those panels still need to be drawn, i just got finished with this first panel after trying this new style. Im sure by the final panel it will be a lot better.
>>12078329An Administrative Assistant is not anything like a receptionist. Likely she deals with a lot of confidential documents, as AA's do a lot of paperwork.Considering I make close to $45k a year as an AA in a much lower field, I'm sure she makes bank at NASA.
>>12078024I didn't think it was, it was just a lateral connection jeez crucify me for misremembering that it was CAKE and not ICE CREAM!
>>12078445Wait what episode?
>>12078515admin assistant can cover a lot of jobs and technically anything that involves dealing with paperwork
>>12078532Which is not what a receptionist does and is exactly what I said - lots of paperwork.
Bat ponies are secluded because they don't exist.
>>12078553I'm a bat pony
Pony should marry pony
>>12078553>haha alright guys, time to stop having fun
>>12078559what is hot in cleveland
>>12078553BULLSHIT THEY DON'T THEIR IN MY HAIR!
>>12078585But Celestia, ponies do get married in your Equestria. You were at Cadance's wedding.
Are we hats?
howdy howdyWhat'd I miss?
>>12078555post ears or gtfo
>>12078612There's a whole archive for that.
>>12078569marriage is for queers
>>12078642then you should just go ahead and marry fizzle already, fag
I think bat ponies would do the scrape and lick technique more. What do you think
>>12078569Pony should marry you
>>12078569pony should marry whatever they want, be it a griffon, dog, cow, pig, or bucket of turnips.
>>12078608Flutterdash > Flarity > Twirity > TwishyThe other 3 are going to die alone
>>12078653is that her bat mom?
>>12078628Thank go the media has ADHD, in one week there will be no one left to care.
>>12078650maybe i'll even marry you, ya big faggotmaybe we'll even make passionate love on our wedding nightpassionate buttlove
>>12078681whoa fucking gay
>>12078654>tfw Fluttershy used to be my least favorite pony>tfw by now she almost reached waifu level for me
>>12078653Aw yissIt's much more adorable than I anticipated it would be, muchos gracias
>>12078654Pony can't marry me. I'm not real.
>>12077777For the day he spoke the pent's rained upon usHallelujah Hallelujah.
>>12078692>>12078653Oh, and the handwriting's fine. Legibility's what really counts, you know?
>>12078664No, marriage is supposed to be between two ponies.
So you guys aren't excited for the MLP manga?Apparently the people in charge of it are quite mediocre, their stuff doesn't run for more than 2 volumes.
>>12078715>tfw no nice handwriting like Jailbait and Kevinsano>tfw no nice dicks like Jailbait and Kevinsano
>>12078721Eh, we'll see some tentacles
>>12078715Glad you like it!My handwriting is usually very poor. Practically chicken scratch, so i elect to use the text input in PS when its working
>>12078720Luna pls, Celestia passed laws allowing this hundreds of years ago. Didn't you even read the books when you got back?
>>12078721I'm going to wait and see.
If your favorite pony was the Final Boss of a video game what abilities would she have?
>>12078721>mangaNo. We have real comics already.
>>12078664That's wrong, stop promoting such destructive ideas.Pony cannot even reproduce with griffons (it's even magically unethical and some places considered illegal).
>>12078747>this game will never exist>unless nothing. It'll never fucking exist.
>>12078760it's not very effective
>>12078752>Pony cannot even reproduce with griffonsYOU GOT THAT WRONG!
>>12078747Magic and shit.
>>12078765>your penis will never exist in a vaginaso sad story, for you
>>12078765>C&DYup, even if someone tries they will get Hasbro'd.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>12078811No.Unless you're Twilight Sparkle.
>>12078811Red Ribbon pls
>>12078811Why haven't I saved that Featherweight image yet?
>>12078811no thanks i dont want to put my dick in poop and get poopdick
>>12078811Are you sure?I'm pretty thick
>>12078830How thick is pretty thick?
>>12078394They only reference things from 20 years ago.I saw an odd choice of paintball colour repeatedly splotched on the wall in that one show, though.Swore I saw FLuttershy, rewound...>making a reference so opaque no one can tell if it is a reference but it still might be one.I do that shit all the time, why can't a set guy on Community?
>>12078849too thick for first timers
>>12078863Who said I'm a first timer?
>>12078853I can't make heads or tails of your post
>>12078840You don't look like Twilight Sparkle to me.You're going to have to convince me.
Anyone have the vocaroo of sweet innocent Travon versus the evil Zimm?
>>12078849>>12078830Stop right there, criminal scum
>>12078354>implying those are the only fields of valueThis is why everyone is so politically retarded.
>>12078878you'd really rather a twilight?
>>12078905I feel guilty every time I open thisshe seems so innocent
>>12078874That's good thenThe second half of my dick is still a first timer
>>12078932>>12078939that's because she is innocent! Look at that face!
>>12078747wings and magic and shit
>>12078957It's the face of a mare who's experienced dozens of penises and has some discerning taste in them.
>>12079000I hope your brought some light reading with you then
>>12078932I don't know if I'd be able to stop myself from slapping that ass.
>>12078747Imagine the button mashing combos in that game
>>12079004Why would I need to do that?
>>12079013Maybe grab itDo you think it's muscular and taut or pleasantly plush
>>12079013I doubt she'd give you the opportunity more than once. Would it really be worth it?
>>12079028Because she's going to be referencing her volumes of books on "how to pony" during the whole encounter.
YALL NIGGAS HAD BETTER HAVE VOTED FOR SYSTEM SHOCK 2
>>12079048system bad port and outdated gameplay 2
>>12079040I can't believe how long took me to actually read ruby quest.
>>12079048the fuck is a system shock 2
>install new drivers for new computer>can work on a 5000x5000 sized canvas>no lag
>>12079047I can read them with her. Why would I need to bring my own books?
>>12079063Something not pony related, ignore.
>>12079064YOUR TABLET IS WORKING AGAIN?
thanks to the anon who linked http://www.xvideos.com/video4245282/the_queen_of_handjobs_-_empflix.comthe other day. i have fapped 7 times already to it
>>12079048I actually voted for Grimrock
>>12079048What ever gets me those cards~
>luna has camel toe in a single frame of Luna Eclipsed
>>12079064oh boy it sounds like you can stream now!
>>12079048I bought it for 50% off, I-I can't. Why? I need a hug...
>>12079080>That expressionOh god my sides
>>12079101>Buying a game that isn't a daily, flash or community saleYOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
>>12079095>this idiot doesn't know the proper placement of a mare vaginaHA get a load of this new guy
>>12079048voted for it for what?
>>12079099Only? Less than I'd expect.
>>12079099What's it made from?
>>12079056>bad portI don't think that means what you think it means
>>12079082Mai nigga it's a blast, and the second one looks to be even better
>>12079080the censer makes this even better
>>12079099Seems reasonableI wouldn't buy it, but that's about what I'd expect to see similar things go forI'm assuming its at least a few inches across
>tfw orgasms that knock you out
>>12079122I need a slap to my face and no one is there to slap it
>>12079146http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1159222i like the style of dick used here
>>12079080censor is too transparant
>>12079095That's her leg line Dumbass
HEY EA ARE YOU HERE?
>>12079099that's actually a reasonable price
>>12079182Lines are actually vaginas, it's a conspiracy man
>>12079079>>>12079090>>12079096SURE THINGOnce I'm done torr- eh, downloading Borderlands 2!
>>12079099Man, Trixie got ripped the fuck off...
>>12079229>Playing BL2 alonepfft, loser
>>12079229Oh god so many games downloading, my computer is getting so slow
>>12079229>torrenting>not playing with your friends>unless gearbox is still retarded and you can used a cracked copy online
>>12079260the amount of downloads you have going doesn't effect your computer speed
>>12079250>>12079260Do you guys even Tunngle?
>tfw SSFIV Arcade + Elena, Rolento, Poison, Hugo, etcI guess SxT bombed pretty spectacularly, huh?
>>12079281>Dat glorious facial hair on Brave
>>12079281you don't also happen to have a pocture of LK, do you?
>>12079274For some reason it effects internet speed I'm not good with computers
>>12079281This picture made me get up and shave
HA HA TIME FOR UNFSYou'll never fly through equestriaYou'll never watch a sunset wonderbolt show after attending pinkie pie's partyYou'll never explore the towers of canterlotYou'll never see beautiful flowing rivers with ponies playing around in it at the basinYou'll never go fishing with your favorite ponyYou'll never experience a nice,slow rainy day in Equestria
How much will you pay for this pony?
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT GETTING MAD AT THIS /v/ CRAP?
>>12079304It does affect internet speed.
>>12079316holy shit all my unfsthese are my exact fetishes
>>12079281I thought fluffymixer would be a lot more autistic looking.
>Captian Janeway will never make a cameo in MLPAnyone know her contacts? I would be up for a petition
>Sweet Apple Acres Con cancelledANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUSTToo bad it got cancelled, for the sounds of it, it was going to be another Unicon
>>12079316UnfHow'd you know?
>>12079334Get her to play a lizard.
>>12079304Well of course it slows your internet speed down you only have so much bandwidth, torrents will eat that up and slow your connection down
>>12079316but those weren't unf at all
>>12079316This isn't unf at all
>>120793218 apples and a sack of potatoes.
Why is MLPG so bad at gambling? Because they often bet on the wrong ponies!
>>12079334>Captian Janeway will never make a cameo in MLPShe stars in that stupid detective show on Adult Swim doesn't she? Honestly it's not that far fetched for her to show up as a VA on the show.
>>12079354How large of a sack?
>>12079316I REMEMBER YOU
>>12079281HOLY SHITREALLY? THAT'S FLUFFY?
>>12079321All of my physical possessions and a lifetime of labor
>>12079321Do I get to keep her as a pet or what
>>12079363What the fuck Scrubbles, is that even a pun?
>>12079326Because we're civilWhy are you getting mad when everyone is getting along
>>12079363you going to still read?
>>12077996>apple>good looking>baby chub cheeks and pouty shit eating lipsMaybe if you're blind, dude.
>>12079380>Applejack>computersit was never meant to be
>>12079281Stop reposting my fucking picture
>>12079334Fuck that, get Stewart>Twilight goes back in time>She meets Starswirl>Voiced by motherfucking PICARD>He has a battle with Discord
>>12079394TomorrowHope people are finding it at least amusing
>>12079391Because you have /v/ and the Steamchat to talk about this shit.>b-but bad people browses /v/ and uses the Steamchat
>>12079397Damn it you we're suppose to read that I misread your comment. Also very true.
>>12079414I'm finding it sexy.
>All these pics of tripfags.>None of the most beautiful one of them all.
>>12079401 You shouldn't have put it on the internet in the first place.
Would you give Rarity a pearl necklace?
>>12079427WEREN'T FUCK ME
>>12079425>Having an actual discussion in /v/ or steamchatYou knowYou can still talk about ponies while there is a little vidya
>>12079449Yes and yes
>>12079374Okay okay, here's some actual unfs.You'll never know the feeling of her tail playfully hitting your faceYou'll never know what her mane feels likeYou'll never be her big spoon
>>12079449Maybe as a birthday present or something.
>>12079477Jesus, my dick would explode
>>12079453It's okay anon
>>12079434Shut the fuck up, Nathan. We now you change your filenames and repost your face to fool people into thinking you're popular.
>>12079473what a redundant filename
>>12079449>this will never be real image
Pinkie Pie a shit
>>12079477Stop anon, I don't have time to fap right now.
>>12079477S-shut up nigga
>>12079508Anonymous a shit
>>12079508She's not even my favorite but it is you who are a shit
>>12079508>>12079531>>12079533pinkie pie and anon sharing shit
>>12079463http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/sweet-apple-acres-con-officially.htmlThe idiots wanted to after the con just like Unicon did
>>12079552Anus to anus
Why is she so purple /co/?
>>12079502Darn, I knew I had some pearls around here somewhere.Fucking messy desk..
>>12079366I would be in love honeslty Janeway is a MILF
>>12079586just make them yourself
>>12079586But you can shoot your own pearls.You've done it before.
>>12079591>Implying I own an oyster farm.Ah! Found them!
>>12079523You know you'll never meet her, right?You'll also never satisfy her, to the point where she doesn't complain or notice any faults anymore and just enjoys being around you.You know's what's even better?She'll never take a day off from work just to be with you on your birthday.
>>12079334>Twilight: Janewat, I don't think we should be doing this>Janeway: Blast the Celestia Directive!
What do you get when you cross a Pinkie Pie with an Applejack?You ge ta cow pie!You know, cause they're both shitty!
>>12079572The ONLY good thing about Fluttershy is her mane.
>>12079613Why did I laugh?
>>12079613Brooklyn style crust, Extra Cheese, Light Marinara Sauce, Extra Ham, Extra Pineapple
>>12079620And her cute body, her cute voice, and some nice episodes like Stare Master, GIYC, and Flutter On.
>>12079605>She'll never take a day off from work just to be with you on your birthday.s-stop it man... it's not funny anymore
>>12079654and the way she eats the shit out of diapers
>>12079620Really? That's like my least favorite thing about her. It's weird and large and poofy. I'd like it a lot more if it were a little messy and natural.
>>12079637She looks like a flying rodent.
>>12079614This is why pony will never love you scrubbles.
>>12079662I see you do not like best pony. That is okay, I respect your opinion.
>>12079681what's going on with pinkie's chestit looks really fuzzyi want to touch it
>>12079692No, I like Rarity just fine.
>>12079698I assume these ponies has quite a coat.
>>12079681Could you post your latest on Rainbow Dash? I seem to have misplaced the progress pic I saved.
>>12079715I want to just fucking dive inShe looks cuddly
>>12079613i am the only one in the group who likes hawaiian pizza so get one anyways because i am a huge douchebag who will eat 1 piece and leave you stuck with the rest.
>>12079637this guy fucked up so bad
If someone was to make a classic SNES-era RPG with pony, what would you want to see?
I fucking love hawaiin pizza
>>12079742I like the Papa Murphy's one that's half Hawaiian and half Pepperoni
>>12079742Dash would do that. Fucking blue pony. She's still my favorite.
>>12079742Fuck it I'm buying my own pizza. I don't have to put up with this shit man.
>>12079761Pony has a big butt.
>>12079758Giant anime laser beams with huge recoil and screen shaking effectsthat you can spamthat barely do any damage compared to normal attacks
>>12079758Any of the RPG. Even Final Fantasy Mystic Quest just so I can play pony.
>>12079758I don't really know. I don't think I've played any SNES era RPG's.
WE CAN DO THE SCRAPPY
>>12079840I want my own little plane pone.
>>12079698Fluffy pone chests would be so comfy
>>12079866Who am I?APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES
>>12079840Oh god, that is adorable.
>>12079866If we don't get a real body swap episode I would be happy with episode where they all jokingly pretend to be each other
>>12079729Well, besides the one with the "The Time has Come" caption this is the most recent one I've drawn. Uni's been taking a lot of time from me lately.
>>12079901>people fap to this
>>12079876I would just bury myself in Dash's chest and sleep on the cloud with her
>>12079674Pones that aren't ponies are great.
>>12079876goddamI just want to rub my face in it
So why does /a/ hate naruto?
>>12079900What if it's like that EEnE episode?
>>12079918Because they have taste
http://i.imgur.com/uL1rX11.pngDecided to change the face on pone>>12078653
>>12079909People masturbate to everything.
>>12079943Ed, Edd, and Eddy
>>120798551 2 3 huah
>>12079918gateway anime of the worst kind, etc.
>>12079945I like night guard a little too much
>>12079950AhDunno, I never really watched that. I didn't like it much.
>>12079906I meant human Dash
>Rarity wearing a pearl necklace.Well that was easy...Honestly, I don't see why you guys get so flustered about this kinda thing. They aren't even expensive stones...
>>12079951Scootaloo is the only screw up one here. Tail is not animated and no wing.
>>12079951"Do the monkey with meh!"
>>12079945Batpony /ss/I can't rest until this happens
>>12079876you furryfags will add tufts of fur to anything>but these are talking magical ponies that means they have random extra fur in places i decide!you are the worst
>>12079968I bet its plastic and Rarity knows this. She will hate you for this.
>>12079968I hope someday some one walks in on your taking pictures of your little ponies
>>12079993Some breeds DO have extra fuzz
>>12079993Where's that sherclop ponies guy when I need him with his fuzzy ponies
>>12079993could be worseBesides on the show they squeak when they rub together like they're made of plastic. That wouldn't be very comfortable.
>>12080000That would be the worlds most awkward home invasion scenario.>"Fuck, I had the focus just perfect, you startled me!"
Some ponies CAN get pretty fuzzy
>>12079980Wait which one is /ss/ again? Because those are both girls/
>>12079993Why do you care so much that people like something that isn't realistic?
>>12080012Only on the left cheek?
>>12080032why do you care so much that someone doesnt like something you do?
>>12080026I know, I just think batpony /ss/ would be unfHer victim wakes up and she offers to suck something else in exchange for not getting reported.
you have a problem
>>12079993These ponies talk, vomit, eat something that looks like meat, grab things with hooves, and sleep laying down.It's safe to say that they're like time lords.>we don't look horse>horses look pony
>>12079967Ah.And for some reason it didn't save the SAI file with the fixes on the pose and the hair, so here.
>>12079995Well no duh it's plastic.Learned my lesson after spending the money I did on Zecora's cloak...
SWEET SOUL BROTHER
>>12079993Thank you for sharing your opinion
>>12080046It's a glandular problem
>>12080096bat ponies everywhere
>>12080096Bats have become a bit more of a passing craze. Not much other than that, and a bunch of /pol/ spam.
>>12080074what if pone is human
>>12080024that doesnt explain how pinkie is smooth all over except for a small spot on the chest
>>12080096Some one was offering a billion dollars for more diamond dog x pony
>>12080024And minis are also known to get chubby easily... unf
>>12080074real horses can eat meat too.
>>12080096Well, my bike tire broke, so I had to walk 2 1/2 miles in the blistering sun, getting really bad sunburn in the process.
>>12080096I drew more bat ponies lemon>>12079945
pony thinks you're weird.
pony likes weird
>>12080119The rest of it is just very smoothChest fur is hard to flatten out
>>12080148I'm not weird, she's weird
>>12080118What if human is poni?
>>12079945and now it's even better!super thanks again
>>12080161>Rarity spends hours every morning trying to flatten her chest fluff>It's never quite perfect so she wears fake lashes and mascara to draw your attention upwards
pony just ponied pony
BEATS BY LATCH MAKE YOU SCREAM AND SHOUT
Am I too late for best filly thread?
>>12080203So where does the juice for the jam come from?
>>12080096New pony comics coming soon.Not much new info on the show.Horses.
>>12080183i just finished ponying to pony for the second time today
Whats it like to cuddle pony?
Post your waifu without acutally posting her
>>12080200Love, love, love, love, baby
>>12080215Can one pony by his or herself?I assumed ponying involved at least one other
>>12080228Shes cute and fun and makes me happy and I just want to hug her
>>12080228A big OC with very washed out colors who sleeps a lot
>>12080228she's cute, understanding, and canon pettiest
>>12080228She's very beautiful, not only in appearance, but in personality as well.I'd even say she's the perfect woman.
>>12080263I would devote my life to Rarity.
>>12080263>beefing the lyrics
>>12080137>>12078653Damn thats fine and cute.>>12080124Why is that?
>>12080148>human comes to equestria>only has a little bit of fur here and there>tiny, beady eyes>fleshy lips>nose>weird accent, sentences mixed with foreign words>true biped unlike dogs, fleshy hands instead of paws, lanky as fuck>keeps trying to make friends with everyone>knows everyones names and lives>WASSUP DOOD REINBOE DASH WANNA GO SEE A WUNDORBOLTS SHOW>HOW YOU DOIN TWILIGHT LETS READ SOME FUCKIN BOOKS>IMMA HUMEN FROM TH' KINGDOM OV AMERKA, PLEASED TU MEAT YOUUU>NAIS PLANET YOU GOT HERE
>>12080249 Rarity as Bison? This gif isnt all that suprising.After all she's practically a cow
>>12080227that is actually a real job
Would you like to be buried with your waifu?
Would you still watch it?http://youtu.be/rOi3StWmG7A
>>12080287>>12080320I guess you could say Daring Doo has a compASS!
Pony is upset Zimmerman was found not-guilty
>>12080320How about this?
>>12080335What's the point? It's not funny nor cute
>>12080318This image really makes me uncomfortable and I can't explain why.Like, I think I know why it makes me feel this way, but I just can't think of the right words to explain it.
>>12080335I would watch a spinoff based on the Cakes.
>>12080295Maybe if we got to Equestria we would be cartoonified and it wouldn't be that bad?
>>12080350Man I'd let those mares do whatever they want to me That fic when they were drunk still makes me hard even tough I read it so many times.
>>12080370Because he's dead?
>>12080351I DON'T RECOGNIZE THOSE PONIES
>>12080370Don't worry anon, you'll live long enough to watch S4
>>12080320Dash would look pretty cute cosplaying as Daring Do
>>12080331If they got better voices for themDash sounds WAY too prim
>>12080370because it makes you think of what your friends and family would say at your funeralit is only disappointment
>>12080345Something tells me that that particular pony is one of the silly one shot characters!
>>12080403Him being dead actually bothers me the least, but I'm sure that factors into it somehow.It's really just so jarring. I wish I could tell you guys how I feel right now because every time that image is posted I get chills.
you just died right now. how creeped out are the people who clean out your room?
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who just uploads gifs that are over the tumblr file size limit off site and embeds them in my posts instead of making them shitty.
>>12080443It's because you are staring into your own future.You will die Asian.
>>12080359You are wrong on both accounts.
You guys still playing that your /pol/?
>>12080480What happened to your proportions, Dash?
>>12080456My computer's on and unlockedfuck the room, I'm already boned if anybody decides to have a digit feels like that, anyway, but I never save my porn so at worst they'd think I was a fucking weirdo.
>>12080456Nothing physically incriminating
>>12080443even if he was a huge brony it feels disrespectful for his brony friends to pile on the shit.his grandma or dad dont want to see that bullshit
>>12080509What if his grandma or dad were also bronies?What if they were a big happy brony family?
>>12080490I just can't believe there are people that decorate their room like this and think it's cool.
>>12080456Probably not creeped out at all.
>>12080509Dont you mean horseshit?
IT SAYS THAT THEY LIKE FARTING
>>12080480thats a good shape for the ass
>>12080465>black to AsianFate worst than death.
>>12080527WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
>>12080524>>12080562That's the scariest vagina I've ever seen.
>>12080456>why would anyone need this many horse dildos(3)?>also i have adult diapers under my bed from a free sample online>i tried one and it wasnt my thing but i havnt thrown them away yet>i will be forever known throughout my family as a diaperfag
>>12080578You've never watched Teeth?
>>12080578>>12080587Vagina Dentata. What a horrible phrase.
>>12080524>Fluttershy plays Natural Selection 2
>>12080582...why WOULD you need that many? I mean, only so many orifices...
>>12080587You never actually see the vagina in Teeth.
>>12080581What is that, old and new?Grats Atryl you managed to take something shitty and make it worse.
What did AJ do
>>12080581I like this one more.http://i.imgur.com/18vnxU9.jpg
Your favorite pony is sad.How do you cheer her up?
>>12080607thats some serious dick cheese!
>>12080622wit' muh dick.
>>12080620I hate unnaturally large cocks
>>12080610one in the pink two in the stink
>>12080616Nothing really. She's to dumb to realize that Rarity is alughing at her so she just smiles to make it seems she got the joke too
>>12080591>>12080587>>12080607Okay, it's the third scariest vagina I've ever seen.
>>12080615I wish I could draw.
>>12080622I bought her one of those chocolate boxes shaped like a heartAnd a balloon
>>12080646I dunno, Rarity doesn't look like she's laughing exactly. She looks more like in a state of pure bliss.
>>12080607>tattoo>piercingTwo out of three of those dicks deserved what they got.
>five in the stink
Hey guys, what's the image limit here againnot trying to make a new thread just want to go to sleep
>>12080582Braebuned, plsWe know you have more than that.
>>12080610first i bought a small one just to test. then eventually i bought two that are the color of my waifus rarity and pinkie.
>>12080669>all circumcisedIt was a mercy.
>>12080622Ask her what's wrong. Talk about it and try to help her. After that take her out to a place where she wants.
>>12080615DIBS ON PONE
>>12080683250 image limit, 500 bump limit.
>>12080509Oh you are completely ignoring the fact that he is wearing a dragon ball shirt too, which clearly means that the family was ok with that.Whys do you specifically have a problem with the MLP stuff?
>>12080620>Giant bunny dick>Antro>Worst horseThree strikes, OUT!
>>12080692you sound like me of the future, except hopefully for the diaper thing. Godspeed, anon
I still can't get over the fact a grown man got his computer taken away from him by his mom.
>>12080581>I am not a furry smut artist
>>12080725>which clearly means that the family was ok with thatthat doesnt even make sense
>>12080699I want to hug that pegasus
>>12080754plsbring it to Tumblr
how often does each pony masturbate?
>>12080456>Pony toys everywhere.>Sap gloves.>Daggers.>Lockpick set.>Switch blade.>Other various unmentionables.They would dig my ass up and throw my dead ass in prison.
>>12080777Rainbow Dash has never masturbatedShe occasionally catches Fluttershy performing some weird ritual but doesn't know what it isBut she loves to watch from the window
>>12080777As often as you do.
>>12080782You forgot trenchcoat and fedora collection.
>>12080754That brings up a question; what did you expect?
>>12080754these are the problems of white middleclass americans
>>12080754Thank god those posts were fake.Right?
>>12080734Man, I bet you really don't like 0r0 then.
>>12080797Hence the unmentionables.I have yet to get a fedora...
>>12080456>alright, clothes, clothes, souveni- wait, is that a horse dick?
>>12080757I'm pretty the family takes care of what the deceased is going to wear.So if they are ok with dressing him with a Dragon Ball shirt, i don't see why they would have problem with the MLP stuf
>>12080818That picture is actually pretty cute.
>>12080812pony should probably seek help, actually
>>12080842It could have been a part of his will. Who really knows?
>>12080820Ding ding, you bet right Creepy Curse.
>>12080318>have insane clown posse jersey in my closet from 50 years ago in middleschool>friends would dress me up in it at funeralgoddammit i know this is going to happen
>>12080825Is it bad if I only have a fedora ironically? I only got it for one time.
>>12080702ALRIGHTI LOVE LANDSCAPES
>>12080814You know what, I really don't know what I expected it.It's just such a weird thing to hear about.A grown man getting his computer taken away from him by his mom for being a furry.Did she like buy the computer for him or something because if he bought it himself that only makes it worse.
>>12080866They would do it and pack your coffin with Faygo.And take pics.
>>12080874Dash sure likes to get in close, huh?
>>12080881It's okay, Braeburned.
>>12080842ya but the dad is still disappointed on the inside and the family who flew in for the funeral who are normal who dont know about ponies are thinking "what the fuck?"
>>12080812>>12080836>>12080850It sounds like, uh, pony has a problem.
>>12080894You thought wrong bub
>>12080891Dash has bad eyesight.
>>12080891Dash just likes little fillies
>>12080874>"OH MY GOD CANON SHIPPING THEY MUST BE FUCKING JUST LIKE IN MY GREENTEXT FAPFICS UNF UNF UNF!!!"
>>12080777Every night to shota and bara doujins
>>12080893Applebloom is not for kissing, anonI imagine her sister would have words with Dash if she tried
>>12080910No, see, THIS is canon shipping.
>>12080874>dash has canon spent more time with applebloom>s3 rolls around and out of nowhere dash is scootaloos mentorthanks meghan
>>12080456>yellow-ish cumsock>victoria's secret catalogue that i've never even fapped to>fuck-ton of video gamesThey'd probably think I'm relatively normal...as long as they don't search my computer...
>>12080926That's just a newly popular girl taking pity on a loser.It's not like she touched him or even got close. Fuck, she threw a ring around his neck.
>>12080929PEGASIWE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER
>>12080929>It took Dash this long to realize Applebloom isn't a pegasus.
>>12080615>paired with dooksaw yiss we gonna art together
>>12080934>victoria's secret catalogue that i've never even fapped towere you ordering something from it?
>>12080929remember at the talent show when the sisters came out at the end to meet the cmc and people thought dash was going to show up for scootaloo
>>12080919But she sees Dash and AJ doing it all the time! Why can't she?!
>>12080940And then kept eye contact.While smiling.They're as good as married.
>>12080940Soo that means she'll throw rings on his cock right?
>>12080615>paired with Tanthank god
>>12080954it looks so weird for a male pony to be lying in that position without his ponynuts showing.
>>12080926Oh yeah definitely. That pegasus with the purple is totally staring at AB's butt.How unf...
>>12080969Anon I think you need to retake sex ed
>>12080954His pony looks like Nanaki's but without the fetlocks and with a different hairstyle.
>>12080966Oh please they haven't even stood next to each other.