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>>12062375
>2 Trixie threads in a row
Time to hit the old hay

>>12062375
>second best magic horse
You mean Rarity?

SMILE SMILE SMILE

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PONIES

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So, how about those candy colored cartoon equines?

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>>12062375
>two Trixie threads
Unforgivable

>>12062428

and then who would you be implying is better than Rarity?

>>12062426
How do I watch the night?
Can I enter ponies' dreams?

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>>12062449
Twilight of course.
Who else could it be?

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>>12062449
Rarities ass.

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>>12062426
You know who I mean.

>>12062462

acceptable.

>>12062443
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt know htta UGLY was a flavor of candy now!

>rape

>>12062457

But MLPG can never stay on topic, is not just one thread

>>12062469
Twilight?

>>12062478
are apple emergencies common?

>>12062477

Scrubbles you're drug, drink more.

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>>12062478
what am i supposed to do with these?

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>>12062478
But there are fucking apples all over the place in the farm. Why would AJ need that?

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>>12062452
Just do the things Luna taught you.

>>12062469
...Applejack?

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Rose is a slut and you're a slut for liking her.

>>12062496
Becomes the apples.

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>>12062449
I dunno maybe THE GODS THEMSELVES

>>12062433

Autistic shitstain etc etc.

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>>12062488
Twilight is first best anon
How could you?

>>12062497
Her Dad gave her that apple

>>12062489
Very

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>>12062488
Anon........

did you have fun tonight, dash?

Does anyone know what year the shitposting about Sentenal started? That guy was really the first chronic shitposter, he's still posting now. I've been making a kind of a timeline of shitposting starting from the original /co/ threads. The earliest consistent shitposting I remember is the beast porn spam, that's around the time I started posting here.

I'm actually really interested in the psychology of this, they seriously should make a BBC Louis Thereoux docu about people who do things like this, the internet crusader types. I've picked out 2-3 separate guys that are chronic offenders, you can tell by their post style, filenames, what they post, and what time they post.

>>12062478
but it's just an empty container with an apple painted on the glass

>>12062497
That apple was blessed by a Eskimo pony.
Even in the hottest day it is cool and refreshing.

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Cutest background pony pair

>>12062496

Anon AJ has 34 apples in that image.

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>>12062504
>I've tried

Why are there not more fics of Trixie being a slut?

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Why is she so purple /co/?

>>12062524
It's actually just a drawing

>>12062505
I guess. Either them or Celestia and Luna, they're probably better than Rarity, too.

>>12062500
Luna didn't teach me anything. Oh god did i sleep through class?

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>>12062510
It would be rotten by now.

>>12062525
But its only one apple, anon.

>>12062451

>My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>12062501
I think I'm a slut for sucking 3 different dicks in the 4 weeks

>Go to FIMfiction
>It autocompletes to fimfiction.com instead of fimfiction.net
What the hell have I stumbled on

>>12062375
>second best magic horse
So this is a Twilight thread?

>>12062532
Because we don't want an aggressive slut, we want a submissive slut.

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>>12062501
i will fight you anon

>>12062547
>It would be rotten by now.
It's plastic

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>>12062500
Oh I give up! You humans cannot see that I am the best pony.

>>12062501
I'm sure Applejack knows all about hoes. I mena, she works with one ever day

Her sister!

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>>12062538
I don't know, but she needs a good ass smacking!

>>12062547
>But its only one apple, anon.
It's a special apple.

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>>12062564
I want to fight you so bad, but I just remembered

I'm not letting myself have pone waifu

take her anon, take her for my own good

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>>12062538

She is not as purple as this pony.

>>12062547
That apple contains the universe

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>>12062566
No, anon. Bad anon, BAD!

>>12062554
No this is a Trixie thread and in all honestly she wouldn't even be in the top 5

>>12062575
ponies are not for smacking.

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>>12062544
Tsk tsk.

>>12062568
Oh, but I thought you were asking about the second best.

>>12062538
Efficient coding.

>Waterboy references.
>For Applejack and her apples.

...Fuck you guys now I can't get that out of my head.

>"Orange Juiiice!"
>"OOOOrange Juuuuicce!"

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>>12062576

You know what else is a "special" Apple.

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>>12062568
Pipsqueak?

>>12062605
What if I just smack them a little on the butt

>>12062555
>we

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>>12062605
Pony needs to be roughed up a bit

>>12062522
>>12062522

Sentenal used to post in quest threads under the name Redplayer, what I think happened is some autist got mad at him, then started shitposting about him. Sa.jpg first got posted in August 2012.

>>12062604

not indicative of specific order:

>Twilight
>Celestia
>Rarity
>Luna
>Chrysalis

by Jove you're right

>>12062629
I thought sentenal and redplayer were two different people

>>12062627
Is that how ponies come in the mail?

>>12062621

So you're calling Harshwhinny a slut. Interesting.

>>12062629
People were shitposting about him long before august 2012.

>>12062522
>I've been making a kind of a timeline of shitposting starting from the original /co/ threads.

YOU HAVE JUST BECOME SENTINEL!

>>12062589
Just kidding upload your fucking folder so I don't have to run a file recovery tool

>>12062614
>"Apples suck"
>"they really, really suck"
>"Apples suck, they really, really, SUUUUUUUCK"

>>12062637
They are, he is attempting a grand ruse

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>>12062614
Apples suck, they really really suck! Apples suck, they really really suck!

>>12062627

>only two ponies
I want my money back Anon.

>>12062653
what are you doing up there with tex?

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>>12062653

Next time you wake up with some raging morning wood and you're horny, try fantasizing about ponies and pumping one off. For whatever reason, those first thing in the morning orgasms always feel great.

>>12062646
Please, I use that word so much it's damn near a term or endearment.

Slut

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>>12062659
>>12062652

>>12062648
That's as far back as the archive goes. So how long would you say roughly, like 2 years?

>>12062653
Hi Applejack!

>>12062660
Did check the entire box? Sometimes pony is way in the bottom.

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>>12062678

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>>12062673

>>12062673

She, however, doesn't think the same way, and has taken exception to your caustic and cruel attitude.

>>12062685
No!

>>12062685
NOW CAGE HER!

We can use her screams to bring Tex back!

>>12062671
That's what I do if I ever have a sexy pony dream and wake up horny, it's extremely satisfying.

>>12062685
Ohhh, fine.
C'mere you.

>>12062522

Tell us more.

Darf pls do a Harshwhinny footjob fic

>>12062638
Yes, no fragile sticker required

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>>12062699
Fuck you! I would NEVER let you cage her at all!

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>>12062699

>>12062707

fucking

second

>>12062671
I never wake up horny.

>>12062716
rattledicks?

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>>12062689
>caustic and cruel attitude
well if she sees it that way then i'll stop

>>12062687
I want to marry businessjack

>>12062716
Rattledicks?

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>>12062685
no hug for you applejack until you get rid of those human bones, i only hug horses.

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>>12062716
I would get AJ out of that cage.

>>12062725
Your dick doesn't rattle? Shame, my does a little tune when I give it a jingle.

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>>12062729
>>12062725
Rattledicks

>>12062730
then you'll never hug applejack

>>12062707

i've never had a footjob, because the only girl i met who was into it was a dancer. how is it?

>>12062729

Like when Pinkie ties a maraca to your dick.

>>12062671

I love doing this shit

early morning faps are when my fetishes are strongest

>>12062751
pffft

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>>12062745
>"I have to admit, I questioned her when she said it too..."

>>12062751
why does she always do that before we start having sex

>>12062687
it must feel good to walk around all day airing out your ass and genitals

>>12062757
I want to have sex with that mature, experienced mare

>>12062764
Being a pony is like being Scottish all the time.

Her vagina smells terrible.

>>12062768
how horrifying

>>12062716
>poneh

i dont like this word, im not sure why but i dont like it. something doesnt feel right about it.

>>12062771

unf

>>12062768
I love Scottish people, sold.

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>>12062771
That's not a very nice thing to say.

>>12062771
Spray some Febreze in it

>>12062780
It's just an old picture, it gets a free pass.

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>>12062775
>Being irate and drunk all the time.
>Horrifying.

More like two seconds from "You will never guess what happened last night!"

>>12062789
I bet Twily's smells purple

>>12062789
The truth isn't always a nice thing to say

>>12062671
thats usually how i wake up since i spend all day in bed dreaming about pony gf. once my boner is full enough i go to the computer to jack off to the newest porn of rarity.

>>12062771
That's a very common trait

Another reason why cocks > cunts

>>12062798
What does purple even smell like?

>>12062794
It's kind of funny how every nearly culture thinks they have a lock on the stereotype of being irate and drunk.

>>12062794
I wish that he had made a tumblr with these two instead of the filly scouts

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>>12062794
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya

>>12062805
Penis smell horrible, too.

>>12062807
Old books and lilacs

>>12062807
A little like blue and red

>>12062794
More like waking up in a pool of sour vomit every five hours.

>>12062826
Good thing ponies can sleep standing up!

>>12062808
You get any culture irate and drunk enough and they will reach a level where a stereotype is needed just to protect them, really.

>>12062805
Docks > cocks/cunts

>>12062831
They also can't vomit.

>>12062823
I know AJ would be great buddies with Hank Hill.

>>12062831
Truly we have much to learn from ponies...

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>>12062838
that's disgusting

>>12062831
>>12062838
But we're talking about the show ponies that sleep in beds and vomit into buckets.

>>12062816
>Implying
If you spend more that 10 seconds cleaning your dick when you shower it smells fine

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>>12062814
pony demoman has a problem with errant twitches

what do?

>>12062840
IT'S SO JUICY

>>12062823
is that a roaches and pocket sand cutiemark?

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>>12062838
But they did in Apple Season. Nurse was there to see it all happen.

>>12062823
>Uses his pestacide wand with his mouth.
>Fire related incidents increase 90%
>But hey, fire kills bugs too.

>>12062767

>Cherry Jubilee will never call you 'shug'
>Cherry Jubilee will never teach you how to fuck properly
>Cherry Jubilee will never let you stay on as a janitor so you don't have to keep paying for her services and for a room
>it will never be nothing more than business for her, though she does think you're kinda cute

"shug, i'm a whore. y'all don't want a mare like me. trust me. i tried it before. it don't work. so how's about we just keep this physical? that's the fun part anyway~"

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>>12062851
>atryl

>>12062860
Then pone is not horse

WHAT IS PONE

>>12062851
Have drunken breakdown rant you will never remember!

>>12062872
PONI

>>12062856
yep

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>>12062845
I can't argue with logic

>>12062872
Pone is a magical marshmallow-cat-dog-human-pony hybrid

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>>12062851
Blow the fucker sky high

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>>12062855
I can see it now. Hank buys all the apples from AJ and he would grill them when there was a bbq. He would personally invite AJ and her family to the bbq.

>>12062896
Hann would not be pleased.

Or however his name is spelled.

>>12062865
I'd be sex-friends with Cherry
she'd show me everything

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too bad you are on the other side of the country nanaki, i would let you stay in my spare room.

>>12062910
>And how to treat them.

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>a new general
>when the old one is barely past 200 images

you've changed mlpg

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Twilight now has a strong but socially unacceptable desire to eat bacon after her time as a human.

What do?

>>12062927
what?

>>12062929
Did she actually eat any meat products in EQG?

>>12062927
the old one was being spammed and had hit the image limit.

the mods must have cleaned up

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>>12062929
she eats bacon like a normal pony

>>12062922
>Letting Nanaki stay in your house.
I see you also have locks on your bedroom...

>>12062896
>Charcoal

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>>12062929
She should befriend a griffon. They know where to get some meat.

>>12062929

pray she doesn't become a LOL BACON I'M SO NERDY grrl.

>>12062929
Pones eat ham.

>>12062925
all the sweet spots and how to hit them juuust right...

Oh no theres not enough dicks in my butt

is something youere gfavaotire pony says given any moment of the day

>>12062927
I made it at 250
There are a bunch of deleted post

Most of the spam had an image with it

>>12062957
that's not you scrubbing bubles

>>12062951
God the show would go up 100 notches if they explored the Griffon Kingdom.

>>12062952
Stop hitting on her

>>12062957
Go home scrubbles.

>>12062970
>it turns out the Griffon Kingdom looks just like the Crystal Empire

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>>12062953
they definitely eat fish

Which pony would understand your anxieties about intimacy and gently guide you through your first sexual experience, at first starting with a handjob, then working her way into a very slow, skilled blowjob, sensually licking and planting tiny kisses on the underside of your glans with her velvety soft tongue as she brought you closer to the edge with every passing minute while you arch your back and groan in the throes of pleasure

>>12062981
>BUY OUR TOYS

>>12062951
>Gilda shows Twilight how an animal is field dressed.
>Twilight ends up vomiting halfway through it.
>Cant stand to look at anything close to the meat after that.
>Until it starts cooking, and she smells it.
>It doesn't look so bad when it's brown...

>>12062985
How can a pony give a handjob?

>gilda turns out to be a princess in the griffon city
>she now has a horn

how do you feel

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>>12062970
I will fucking laugh if the Griffons in that kingdom are actually kind folks, kinder than ponies and Gilda is the only one that is being a cunt.

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You get to go to equestria but all the ponies are this big or bigger.

do you do it?

>>12062985
>your first sexual experience
>first
About that

>>12062998
gilda gets to be a princess before rainbow dash? no fair

>>12063003
Well Gustav wasn't really an asshole, just a little stuck up

>>12062985
what anxieties?

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>>12062992

>>12063006
yes

>>12063003

What if she's a runt in the Griffon Kingdom, so she's a total dick when she gets the chance?

>>12062986
>The toys are fully articulate.
>Even the claws.

>>12062985
>glansanon shitting up the place again

will you please fuck off

>>12063006
Yes.
I will become a pony.

>>12063006
Yes
I want to be snuggled like a doll by Fluttershy

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>>12063009
Well, he want to win the title of best chef in Ponyland.

>>12062985
well, it wouldn't really be my first blowjob...

>>12063013
>>12063007
stop making me sad, guys

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>>12063014
>*Jump*

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My horsecock is bigger than yours

>>12062970

>you will never explore the Eyrie of the Mountain King
>you will never find the long-thought-lost battle armor of the Tiger-Hawk

>>12063028
My headcanon is that all male griffons have moustaches

It's like the crest on a rooster but classier

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>>12062869
Whats wrong with atryl? I fucking love his work.

>>12063045
Prove it

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>>12063020
That would not be far from the truth, actually.

>>12063038
It'll happen
Just try to make some friends

I know it's hard. I really do

>>12063053
I only like his ponies. the anthro stuff is just ofsetting to me.

>>12063009
>just a little stuck up
That's called being French, Anon...

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do you like this human rarity xD

>>12063053
he does some good pictures but he also does some shit, i guess thats the same with any artist

>>12063065
It's the fingers...
The fingers fuck with me too.

>>12063071
I know all too well. But by making him a French chef that's what they were going for in a cartoon.

>>12063071
does that mean girffonland is some expy of France, and everyone there wears berets, eats baquets, and spits on tourists?

>>12063073
Is that supposed to be a kippah?

>>12063073
Yes. 10/10 would buy overpriced clothes from.

>>12063073
>element of GENEROSITY
>Jewish

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>>12062985
Probably this pony, she knows a lot about those things. Horsecocks are very similar to human ones, so I'm sure she could make you cum with just a few tiny licks in the right places. Plus she's magic so she can mindrape you with pleasure.

>>12063078
Makes you think about what they could do with those fingers~

>>12063014
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LIRO IS OBSESSED WITH HUMANS!

>>12063089
It's a stereotyped caricature of a Jewish man.

Seductive neigh

>>12063088
>does that mean girffonland is some expy of France, and everyone there wears berets, eats baquets, and spits on tourists?


Well, Gryphones are kind of assholes...
So yeah.
Also they never bathe.

>>12063092
Oy vey, goyim. That's a steroetype!

Here, have some shekels. You only have to sign this EULA.

>>12063103
Laura would want nothing to do with humans when she's a human, the thrill comes from breaching the taboo of interspecies intercourse

>>12063103
LULU SURE DOES LOVE HUMANS AND HANDS AND HUMAN HANDS

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>>12063073
MOOOOOOOLE

>>12063103
I'm pretty sure I'll die before that joke does

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Tex
>Deletes his thread on the sub
>Removes everyone from steam list
>Removes his skype from his tumblr (likely removes everyone from it too)
>Made a tumblr post saying we don't encourage or appreciate him

What? This is confusing.

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>>12063092
What was Rarity's older title? Glamorous?

Hey, Twilihgt is a magic unircorn that cna do all sorts of magic, right?

Does that mean she can read minds?

Well iff so she wouldnt be a little pony, now would she? shed be a MEDIUM pony!

>>12063117
We don't really know anon. Just let it be for now.

>>12063073
OY VEY

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>>12063117
Tex.png

>>12063113
I forgot how great those movies were, I know what I'm torrrenting tomorrow. I'm far more amused by toilet humor than I should be at my age.

>>12063105
But
But she's female

Can't she be wearing a tichel or snood?

>>12063133

needs more rainbow

>>12063124
pfft
I laughed, you faggot

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>you really never will a Rarity

>>12063133
It begins

>>12063135
She dislikes the schwarzes

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>>12063124
Oh you.

>>12063145
shut up snarky, you don't have to keep reminding me

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>>12063145
TO HELL WITH MY LIFE

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>>12063157
Not him, but you can't say no to this.

>>12063073
>>12063135

>Rarity's hair is actually a sheitel

NEW HEADCANON ACQUIRED

>>12063145
Does she love cum, or does she get squeamish about it and make you cum in toilet paper so you don't make a mess?

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>>12063125
>We don't really know anon. Just let it be for now.

We SHOULD know though. He specifically cites this place. Did we do anything? I think he's just over reacting to a few tryhard hate anons, and a couple people complaining about the avataring.

I sent him a message over tumblr for encouragement. I hope everyone does the same.

>>12063168
no I can't
and that's why it hurts

>>12063177
She loves it so long as you keep it out of her hair

>>12063177
She's very hygenic about the whole process, she insists that you warn her when you're about to finish, so she can take you in her mouth and swallow it all. No mess.

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>>12063117
>Made a tumblr post saying we don't encourage or appreciate him

I thought doing the same thing over and over had diminishing returns?
Not if you are a has been artist apparently!
UNTIL NOW!

>>12063177
she doesn't like making a mess
that's why she swallows, and insists you cum inside

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>you will never russia

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>>12063180
If I have a tumblr, I would too.

>>12063184
I know, anon. I know.

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>>12063124

>>12063197
>If I have a tumblr, I would too.

You can send a "question" as an anon.

>>12063109

>a proud military history
>with emphasis on "history"

>>12063180
Drawfags sometimes become depressed and/or bonkers and there's really nothing you could do about it. If he wants to feel like everyone really fucking hated him here then he is going to feel like it even if the entirety of MLPG collectively sucks him off. You can't do shit, he will probably deal with himself eventually and come back.

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>>12063180

Even if Tex does not come back, his anon will live on as a series of reaction images.

>>12063212
>that car

>>12063206
I was hoping that I rather respond that picture/page.

>>12063180
>He specifically cites this place.
>Did we do anything?
We fucked up.

But in a way he did too.
Thinking making porn as a joke would not blow up in his face was one thing.

MLPG, hivemind or not, has certain artists they look up to to not do smut. And when they say no to smut they kinda carry that mantel. Tex fucked up at one point and broke the mantel.

>>12063190
>Not if you are a has been artist apparently!

Please, thats comepleyy ineaccurate!

You need to have been to be a has been! but no seroiusly I have no I dea whats going on with Tex

>>12063117
He draws the same fucking art and has the same fucking conversations. I could write a bot that would sound exactly like tex

>>12063195
>>you will never russia

The Russians on /int/ say their country sucks balls. High unemployment, poverty, drug and alcohol abuse. They want out.

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>>12063157

pain is life. but let me distract you from pain for a time.

>>12063177

she doesn't like you making a mess, so she wants you to cum inside her. mouth, pussy, whatever. but that said, she does appreciate the aesthetic appeal of a nice, big load shooting out as she jerks you off. again, as long as it's not onto HER.

>>12063250
grass is always greener...

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>>12062375
Go to bed Seth

>>12063250
Also it's slowly (not that slowly) becoming a theocracy.

>>12063250
Lower standards are an opportunity for the inferior human beings among us

Like me

brb russia