Thread = x-1, where x is the current thread: >>12054822Discuss the best form of dere known to man or horse.
where are you taking trixie for dinnershe's starving
You have 10 minutes to draw a picture of your favorite pony and post it here.If you fail to do so, she will die a slow, painful death.
http://imgur.com/uxBtPXqThis is some next level UNF right here.
>>12059130She has been awful busy lately....
>>12059137How about a knuckle sandwich?
>>12059137Home fore a lovingly prepared meal just for the two of us
>>12059104>Thread = x-1, where x is the current thread: >>12054822 (Cross-thread)Fuck I can do this
>>12059137The car crusher.
>>12059157Feeding your snail is something that's not Jackie Chan!
IP: 18.104.22.168:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS TIME
>>12059096I don't think so, timHe looks pretty sad and tired of this place
>>12059190He looks like TFW guy.
>>12059190He looks so fucking sadfuck
you're paying for dinner, right?trixie has no moneyturns out there isn't much demand for magicians in this economy
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr5esKfUeYwWhat if a world without pony?
>>12059219I never agreed to take her out to dinner.
>>12059151She's got a lot on her plate, and she keeps getting asked about a line of Nightmare wear, too, which brings up some painful memories.
>>12059219I ordered pizzashe can have some slices if she wants
>>12059222But anon, we're already in a world without pony
>>12059225Well it's time to say fuck work and go to a mountain resort. I even bought two tickets.
>>12059199>he's been expressionless so long that any change is dramatic.
>>12059225>design fabulous outfit>forget about it completelyHow horrible!
IN A WORLD
WITH ONE PONY
>>12059256WHERE THE PONIES
>>12059142DID I MAKE IT?
>>12059256FILLED WITH PONIES
>>12059273Yes. Applejack lives.All other pones are ded. I hope you're happy MLPG.
>Tex anon is sadguys...i can'tis really dressing seeing someone who seemed impervious of emotion being sad
>tfw Leth is ded for the weekend
>>12059291Well if i can't have them then nobody should
>>12059300Does today count as the weekend?
>>12059246>Why Anon that's so generous of you. Buying tickets for me and one of my friends. I'll probably take Twilight. Poor dear has been simply overwhelmed by this new Princess role and is as stressed as me. Thank you so much.>Also it's so nice for you to offer to babysit Sweetie while I'm away. A list with rules is in the kitchen. Have fun>And thanks again.
>>12059300His CPU is under full load right now.Executing friend programs takes a lot of effort.
>>12059319is she waving at me?
>>12059288>>12059291phew - then I can sleep in peace.Good night, gentlemen - it's been a pleasure.
>>12059193>Tex's Feel When
>>120593192slow anon, I'm sorry. Twilight is ded
>>12059318I'd probably just pony Sweetie Belle then
>>12059142>11 minutes agooh god no dash no oh no
>>12059327No because according to >>12059334 she is ded.
Are you ready for the ponydrome?
>>12059230trixie ate all of your pizzas already
>>12059318But...Oh well.Time to be the mountain for Sweetie
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>>12059341She was counting on you trusting youhow could you let her down?
>>12059318>I get to babysit Sweetieyesssss
I miss miss. He may have been an idiot sometimes, but he was pretty cool.
>>12059356it hasn't even been delivered yet!
>>12059363>>12059357Are you going to be like the anon in Darf's fic or in Aspirant's fic?
>>12059342MUST GO THROUGH A MAGICAL PORTAL TO GET HER CROWN BACK
>>12059318I... But.. ohOkay
>>12059374then what did she eat?
>>12059376Which one doesn't involve having sex with her?
http://i.imgur.com/n6Fdnj6.pngCelestia wants your cum, and she wants a BIG load, are you a bad enough dude to fill her needs?
>>12059219What stopping Trixie from doing magic trick for a cheap show?Or getting her a cheap job?
>>12059390It's a surprise!
>>12059360By not being as fast as her... I must attone for my slow.At least Rarity will still be okay.
>>12059318Hi anon!I brought my video game collection!
>>12059404She lives in a land where 1/3 of the population can also do magicIt's a pretty crowded market
>>12059376I don't know how the Anon is in Darf's fic and honestly I don't want to know.I'm going with Aspirant Anon from Rarity quest
>>12059394the more she edges me, the more I'll cum for her
>>12059376Was Darf's the mind control one?I'd feel bad, but that's honestly a far more likely outcome
>>12059394sorry, i'm noti only cum like 2-3 good spurts, barely enough to fill a napkin if i'm feeling good that day
>>12059405Well I'd rather not have sex with her.I'm not into little kids.
>>12059394I had like 11 spurts once when I was on the stackI'd try my best
>>12059417...How does a small filly like you have so much luggage.
>>12059441you could be
>>12059394Is 1-2 thimblefulls enough?
WAY WAY BACK IN THE 1980s
>>12059453Never mind that, what systems do you own?
IP: 22.214.171.124:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS HATS HATS
>>12059421But of course! But no one really use the magic as entertainment as Trixie does. Twilight does it when Celestia told her too when the horse of Saddle Arabia visit.
>bcs just drew a bunch of horse dicks>they are terrible
>>12059437Cumming a lot is overrated. It just makes a bigger mess to clean up. On average I'll get off 8-12 big, powerful spurts that will fly over my head easily. I use thick paper towels now, because there's so much that the thin cheap ones tend to rip and spill my cum everywhere.
>>12059379BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM...*record stop*
>>12059507You on pills mang?
>take a break from MLPG>come back>find out that you guys somehow got rid of another contributor...again
>>12059467She'll take anything she can get, there's nothing she loves more than a mouthful of salty human cum. 1 shot glass is ideal, a half is also good.
If life on this earth isn't hell then how come babies scream and cry constantly for months as soon as they come into the world?
>>12059507doesn't it feel really good thoughat the very least isn't it fun to spurt on stuffif i could do that i'd be ejaculating on trees and off balconies and stuffor setting up cans and shooting them down with my sperm
>>12059528If you love something talk about it sexually
there can be only one
>you will never be an imagineer
>>12059453Well Anon since Rarity is away two weeks in that secluded luxurious mountain resort you bought those very expensive tickets too I took everything I needed for two fun filled weeks with you. And Opal. And Spike. And Owlis-Oulous...Twilight's owl.Really you're such a good friend to Rarity. Spending so much time with her, helping her those late nights and now this surprise trip for two.
>>12059543what have you done
>>12059543A ghost! Ahhhhhh!
Day 1427/12/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 4,982 (Running Total: 860,827)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 20,732 (Running Total: 3,744,622)Leth is out of town for the weekend, and Tex has left. Season 4 can't get here quick enough.
>>12059565she said yeehawwhat the fuck more do you want
>>12059528>Tex loses his shit, turns a character into a self insert so he can fuck is apple horse waifu>We tell him to stop obsessing over his waifu so much>He storms off saying we dont appreciate him anymore
>>12059554>owlisoulousWhy?Who's watching the library then?
>>12059376Can i be the anon from the Hotsauce fics? At least there the sex is consensual (I think)
>>12059574This didn't even happen all at once like your post somewhat implies.
>>12059525No, all I take is a multivitamin. I tried some of the herbs mentioned, but they made me so horny that I had trouble concentrating in class.>>12059531Yeah, my orgasms are really strong, they make me groan, shake, and tense up a lot. The more intense the orgasm, the more cum there is, and it's just satisfying to feel it all shoot out. My biggest was maybe 15 spurts, it was one of the first times I smoked pot so the number isn't for sure, but it's the most I've ever seen, and the orgasm kept going on and on.
>>12059554AWW SHIT I'M BABYSITTING SPIKE TOOHE'S A TOTAL BROThis might not be shit after all
>>12059574>turns a character into a self insert so he can fuck his apple horse waifuIsn't the the MLPG dream?To fuck our waifus?Why would you chase someone out for following the dream
>>12059574Even still, we're basically a circlejerk now with only a few contributors.
>>12059598Actually I think that's the one I meant, whoops. The one where you fuck her analy with Rarity's horn wax right?
>>12059528Really Tex is being a big baby about it.I remember a screencap that suggested what the perfect drawfag was and it was someone who, basically, only used the name to post art and answer questions. The main conflict came from Tex showing up, posting applejack, and pretending that she wasn't his waifu all day every day.
>>12059612Because his OC is the human equivalent of a alicorn with demon wings
>>12059620Yes. Still one of the unfest scenes in fapfics.Why did he have to die?
>>12059639stars that burn twice as bright I guess
>>12059554Yes Sweetie...I'm such a good friend...Anyway wanna play something till Spike and that owl get here?
>>12059608Maybe we could teach him to be a man!Or at least be a good male role model for him, kid needs one so badly.
>>12059612Waifu's are not for sexual anon.
plump pony rump
>>12059675It's been ages since i've touched mlp fanfiction, sorry.Just search Hot sauce, Sweetie Belle, CMC, etc.
>>12059609wait what?alex hirsch does stan's voice?the fuck?
>>12059605>smoked potWait, so that makes your orgasms more intense? I smoked it once or twice in college and it didn't do much to me other than make me sleepy.
>We will never know why Tess hats usUsually most contributors say something before they leave or imply why they are leaving, but Tess just suddenly avoided us like the plague for no aparent reason.
>>12059665It would be pretty awesome to hang with Spike.He's more of an intellectual than the colts in Ponyville and doesn't hang out with older people.
>>12059675https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8hzFno-KzEScC1sWlNwRlozeG8/edit?pli=1All his stuff.
>>12059690Holy fuck, that is a NICE ass. That is a choice ass. Who draws these asses?I need an ass like this butt of Ms.Peachbottom.
>>12059696There are some people that talk with him on Skype. Apparently he just got bored of ponies. And it's also hiatus. He'll probably return when S4 starts.I'm just sad that he said he'll return after catching up with ponies...
>>12059558>what have you doneit's overi won
>>12059690I want to rub that butt!
>>12059694I heard you have to do it more than 3 times, not sure if true>tfw at 2 and kinda want to try again
How does pony hide an untimely erection?
>>12059738>>12059694Don't talk about it here.
>>12059743By not having penises.
>>12059730but he is been drawing ponies after he stopped coming here
>>12059743In a friendly mare
>>12059693He does!And Van Orman does Gideon's voice.
>>12059743bury it in a nearby other pony until it goes away
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015 Pass: bonbon hats n shit
>>12059712I drew that apple ass >>12059734It's squishy with firm muscle tensing under her coat. Would you like to know more?
>>12059693Hirsch voices both Stan AND Soos
>>12059762Make Dooks or CC confront him or something then. I know both of them talk with him
>>12059785>>12059765holy shit i want to meet this guy and shake his hand
>>12059762Maybe Tess visited here during the January and February, the time when the shitposting was on the raise.
>>12059779Please draw Ms.Peachbottom's butt.I'll be your boyfriend.
>>12059779>>12059779>Would you like to know more?What if I say yes?
>>12059811That cute Pinkie, but your choice in laptop suck.
>>12059811what in the wide wide world of equestria are you doing on that laptop pinkie
>>12059798Where he seemed to lurk here as anon after he returned.I mean there was that big talk about animation here in MLPG and bam post about animation on Tess' tumblr.And he posted once here after returning...
>>12059694You probably inhaled into your mouth rather than into your lungs. Don't suck on it like a straw, just breath like your normally would, it's gonna burn like hell if you've never smoked anything before. Using a bong kind of forces you to inhale correctly, so use one if you can. And yes, it makes you cum so much harder than normal, and the orgasm lasts longer.>>12059738if you inhale correctly the first time it'll work, smoking doesn't come naturally to people, they tend to do it incorrectly if they've never smoked cigarettes or been told how to do it beforehand, most people inhale into the mouth. Smoke and then inhale through the nose before exhaling, it pushes the smoke into your lungs, and you'll see the smoke come out whispier when you do it. When you see people smoking a cigars they blow out those big rolling clouds of smoke because cigars are meant to be inhaled into the mouth.
>>12059810Who's Ms. Peachbottem? And head whenever I want then. No touchy the balls. Or I will punish you>>12059812Then we'd have to delve into that ripe apple ass until we get to the core of your sexual desire.
>>12059839THOSE AREN'T DORITOS
>>12059851Ms Peachbottom is chicken butt canon name
>>12059851A name for Chickenbutt.
>>12059839Is it wrong that I want to hear Pinkie talk in her mic as she play vidya?
>>12059839>Pinkie is a micspammer.I like it.
>>12059860>>12059865ohhhh then just say chicken butt you nonce :Vgive me a moment
>>12059849would you kindly fuck off already?
>>12059837I would not be surprise if he did lurk here and saw the state of these thread when the janitor wasn't here at all.
>>12059868yesnow piss off
>>12059851This cutie, cosmos.
>>12059860No it's not. That's Harshwhine 's first name.The closes we got to a name for her is Chickenbottom since Meghan's kids call her like that.
>>12059892I wouldn't be surprised if he's still lurking here but doesn't want to make himself known.
>>12059849filthy criminals, I have a medical card in CO for sciatica
>>12059851But what if I want to cuddle with AJ instead?
>>12059920>That's Harshwhine 's first name.no it's not.
>>12059902I don't know what type of southern accent that is, because I know there's different kinds, but whatever kind that one is is really cute
>>12059933I meant first name as the original name. They changed it later. It was pretty clear from the her tweet since Chickenbutt doesn't have a name in the show.
>>12059928Why would he do that?
My Little Pony
>>12059964I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
>>12059871She has a song for losing and a song for winning
>>12059975My Little Pony
>>12059849>cigars are meant to be inhaled into the mouthNobody told me that when I bought one in Mexico. Puked my guts out for two hours, it was awful, never smoked tobacco ever again.
>>12059964...My Little Pony
I haven't been here lately, why are you saying that BCS is ded?I thought you guys said she loved shitposting here
>>12059928I understand. Beside, this is after his nanny die and want to spend time somewhere that would not get him mad. I'll just stop here.>>12059951Quite so and she is quite a cutie herself.>>12059964My Little Mustang.
I know a lot of people bitch about humanized ponies, about how they don't like the characters, so I ask this. How DOES one make a good humanized pony character?Picture obviously unrelated but cute looking.
>>12059957Because of all the shit mlpg gives drawfags?
>>12059984Reread that tweet that says her name is Peachbottom. It implies that it was the character's first name. How can it be the character's first name if she wasn't even named in the show?
>>12059951>>12060017I think I've completely forgotten her voice. Then again, I only ever saw GPP once (the stream)
>>12060017She got me into MILF ponies, oh lord Harshwhinny does things to me, but Chickenbutt is cuter. Harshwhinny is a cold mistress, but fuck does she ever drive my penis crazy, fucking ponies appealing to my femdom fetish.
>>12060007she is posting up a storm on readdit right now since she was banned from 4chan for shitposting
>>12060021Who the fuck bitches about huamnized ponies?> How DOES one make a good humanized pony character?If it makes you unf then is good
>>12060021capture their personality or otherwise make them charming
>>12060039It was grating and bland. She's an annoying character with a terrible color scheme and a random phobia that was shoehorned in to create a dilemma in the plot.
>>12059951I think it's a Carolina accent.
>>12060071So do you have an example?
>>12060021fuck, i dont know. you would have to ask some art nerd who has studied character design in school or something.
>>12060058Cougar is a much better term for an older, cuter mare that doesn't have kids, anon.
>>12060042Are you goddamn incapable of saying anything other than no?
>>12059963>>12059998>>12060027He really didn't seem to have a reason to come here other than to post his drawings, so if he lost interest of sharing his drawings with us i don't see why he would stick around this shithole, even as anon.
>>12060063>those>make you unfanon please acquire better taste
>>12060063ughthey all look like whores except maybe AJ
>>12060106The Pinkie is somewhat decent.
>>12060111So what's this from since you're so intent on posting it
>>12060061>she is posting up a storm on readdit right nowwat
>>12060100I wish she would play with my whistle while talking dirty in that cute accent
>>12060110samefaced shitit's just a better looking JJ
>>12060113be careful around that AJ, that chin is gonna cut somethig.
>>12060084>Glancojusticar's humans>Not god tiergit out
>>12060113>they all look like whores >implying this is a bad thing
>>12060113Yeah but AJ is the ugliest in that drawing
>>12060124It's been posted a bunch. You should recognize the artist at least.
>>12060121she's a fucking slut.
>>12060104Honestly I'M not even sure why I stick around this shithole.
>>12060104if lauren faust can lurk in and around for a few years (if not often) i dont doubt that a lot of people we havent seen in ages poke their heads in even occasionallylurking doesnt just mean they spend all day on mlpg
>>12060100if you want cougar ponies, just ride with Cherry Jubilee and Mrs Cake.
>>12060133They're good but god tier? No way
pony has needs
>>12060133not him but they dont really capture the characters really wellthey are really pretty soulless
>>12060146I stick around for the fetishes and the neat discussions
>>12060153>cougar ponies>Mrs Cake
>>12060154okay, I might have put the praise on thick, but he is my favorite source for humansAlthough this is my favorite overall human.
GODDAMIT JUST BRIBE DOOKS WITH SOME TACOS TO TALK WITH TESS AND ASK WHAT'S GOING ON
>>12060133Sorry? I was just hoping you had something to your reasoning.
>>12060183BUT ANON, NOBODY IN AMERICA KNOWS WHAT A TACO IS
hey, if you wanted humans, baby, we got that b-roll.
>>12060127she just drew some porn and posted it in the bronyclop forum. i was fapping at paheal and it says the source is from her readdit account so i checked it out
>>12060202WE HAVE SOME MEXICAN ANONS TOO.HAVE THE BRIBE HIM
>>12060164Not on the carpet
>>12060168Last night's /co/ discussion was god tier, but I'm unsure it'll get there again.
>>12060202>implying America didn't make tacos a world-wide known food
>caring if humanized ponies actually "capture" the characters or whateverMate they're only made so that you can fap to something FIM related without actually fapping to horses. That's their only purpose.
>>12060021those two make for the best humans
>>12060225>Tacos>Known worldwidepick one
>>12060238They're nice sisters.
>>12060213Did she ever do that Sparity pic?
>>12060210these are the words of God.
>>12060133the actual character designs are a little weird to me but he does a good job at capturing emotion and telling a story
>>12060241>implying America isnt the world
>>12060183I actually haven't talked to Tess in a long while
>>12060231But I like humans for being humans.I don't really fap to the show or to humanized at all.Sometimes I really do wonder why I stick around.
>>12060267>Implying America knows what tacos areand we've come full circlethanks for playing
>>12060149That's a stupid comparison.Of couse Lauren is going to stick aorund for longer because it was her freakin creation and work and that she actually cares for.You can't compare that to just mere fans of a show. Fans can be very fickle, first they appear so into it and the next you know they have moved on to the next thing
>>12060257That's a pretty nice cosplayvery simple, but obvious and realistic-looking, you know?
>>12060222>you will never an enormous muscular qt3.14 draft horse mare
Twas America perfected the taco
>>12060280IT;S WHAT THEY SERVE AT TACO BELL FREEDOM: 1YOU: 0
>>12060278x_arielle can do some good stuff but I've never liked her humanized fim, they're just so off
>>12060291I'd eat that pony
Need to rearrange the background a bit.
>>12060294But anon I am freedom
>>12060281>Fans can be very fickle, first they appear so into it and the next you know they have moved on to the next thingThis, it's why practically everybody forgot who Captain Kirk was until the new Star Trek movies came out.
>>12060206Would let her sit on my face, give me a footjob, then force me to lick her soles
>>12060281>>12060149>Lauren lurks here>She is the one that shitpost about Twilgiht having wings>She would always talk about Dash and how she is best pony>She always pick on Rarityfags and call their pony a slut
>>12060300well, who do you like?I can always apreciate more humans
>>12060303I like that perspectiveThere's more of her butt in the frame
>>12060278Then MLPG is clearly not for you then. So it would be better for everyone if you would leave for a better place.
>>12060303>a bitSlash and burn.
>>12060133Urgh, they look so old.Dunno why those damn bronies always draw them to be 30+.Hell, they are still learning about stuff you learn when your a kid. Only good thing that came out of the movie is the fact they showed the character being teenagers.
>>12060303LOWER THAT TAIL LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULDITS TOO DAMN HIGH
>>12060100She's not even mature. I'm pretty sure she's still in her early 20's.
>>12060335I don't mind if people fap to it.I mostly stick around for the rare moments when we discuss the show or when an artist does cute stuff.
>>12060345because they're not real
>>12060278You stick around because you know there are posters that has the same mindset. have a cute derpy.
>>12060327>>12060311you are both correct.
>>12060345Yeah the CMC are teenagers and Cheerilee is older than Rarity who was in her same grade.
>>12060330I love that guy/girl's coloring.
>>12060364I'm pretty sure you can find better discussion somewhere else. Maybe Roundstable or something?
>>12060345I don't think they look that old, although I always get a bit ticked off whenever anybody places Rarity's estimated age as way higher than the rest of the main 6. It's bogus, they're all roughly the same age, but you see shit where they place Twilight at 19 and Rarity at fucking 30 or some bullshit.
>>12060335MS.MS... has changed.
>4 days of bronycon>inbr4 it implodes like uniconI'm surprised this fandom hasn't collapsed yet, though unicon was clearly a sign that the collapse is coming
>>12060362I know but that anon use that term incorrectly and I would say you are right about Chickadee's age.
>>12060345Alternate parralel universe that was similar but differentCelestia was a normal human age and not 1000+ years old
Why does this show have so many dominant female villains with sexy voices? Flutterbitch and corrupted Cadence made my cock throb with those sultry voices dripping with evil, oh fuck.
>>12060396But Rarity acts so mature she must be decades older than the others, it's the only way it fits, nobody could act that mature if they were young.
>>12060401what changed?it seems the same MS from always
>>12060395I get enough of goons on other forums and communities I regularly go to.
>>12060370Cute Derpy is always good!Slowmo better get his ass fixed. I want this shit colored.
>>12060364You are responding to a poster that is here for sex and has no love for the show. Just saying. Of course, there are anons that love cute things, for I am one of those.
>>12060391The thumbnail makes it look like a giant seagull is looking in their window
>>12060411Weren't the EQG characters dopplegangers anyway? Like, EQG Dash was not really Dash, but somebody else who just acted like her? and so on.
>>12060417>we will never hear Tabs do Nightmarerity lines
>>12060426His shit looks better than I remember. I can't really put my finger on it.
>>12060404Bronycon is organized by furriesIf anyone knows their shit when it comes to organizing cons for crazy people, it's furries.
>>12060362Is she? I always assumed she was in her mid 30s, early 40s. Either way, she's both cute and sexy, and I would love to make her my qt southern belle wife.
>>12060434Look, fuck off. I am trying to get rid of you and you aren't taking the hint.
>>12060450maybe because that's a cleaned sketch?
>>12060444All of them are merely counterparts.Twilight Sparkle had a counterpart that she didn't get to meet in the time-frame because she lives in the city and doesn't go to Canterlot High.
>>12060434Then you're wasting your time here.
>>12060444Yep, and twilight has an exact duplicate somewhere in a nearby city with a dog exactly like spike.So using equestria girls as a reference for canon ages is kinda grasping at straws.
fart fart fart faaaaaaart
>>12060448Did the same VA for Cadence do her evil voice? If she did, I would pay so much money for her to record some sexy dom lines.
>>12060465And the lines aren't twenty feet thick.
>>12060436I would love to have a cute mail mare as my mail mare. Of course, the offset might be that she might mix up my mail.
>>12060418That seems to be the actual line of thinking for some, yeah.Except even then, Applejack's probably the most responsible one. You can hardly say that the "wallowing" scene is indicative of somebody who's clearly older than the rest of the main cast.
>>12060477i wonder if the dog spike came through to equestria if he would talk or just be a dragon that acts like a dog
>>12060404Holding multiple conventions for a show that has only been on the air for three years was retarded to begin with. They overreached by having so many so quickly. MST3K waited seven years (not counting KTMA) before they had their first.
>>12060436oh my goodness that hairstyle is positively adorabe
>>12060498What else would Spike be? A giant pet Lizard?Well, actually, that would make more sense.
>>12060472>>12060455As I see it, as long as he isn't one of those guys who bitches about fetishfags or whatever, who's to say he has to go?You DON'T bitch about fetishfags, do you, guy?
>>12060512>komodo dragon spikeI'd be okay with this
>>12060417Your not the only one, when Chryssy first spoke... oh man....
>>12060528Not in the slightestI know that this place is at least 40% people furiously masturbating at any given time, trying to tell them to stop is just silly.
>>12060500sounds like wishful thinking on your part
>>12060550Eeeexactly. This makes you already an alright poster in my book, even if you're some kind of sexual deviant who doesn't fap to beast.Just my two cents, anyway
Your third favorite pony walks up to you and slaps you on the ass.What do?
>>12060418She acts mature because it's an act, she wants to be seen as one of the upper class so she does her very best to live and breathe it, while occasionally breaking out.
>>12060577That's pretty forward for Fluttershy, is she drunk?
>>12060564oh great, for some reason that reminded me of tex
>>12060577I have 4 ponies tied for thirddo all of them do it at once? I don't know if my backsides could handle it.
>>12060564>the mane six will never be Spike Spiegel, Fluttershy, Trixie, Twilight, Applejack, and Dash
>>12060620>No Pinkiewhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>12060529>"HEY SPIKE">Spike slowly turns his head, blinks once, and flicks his tongue>"I NEED HELP WITH THIS BOOK">Spike turns his head back slowly, and starts to bask
>>12060564>>12060590Well, it's not THAT bad. Way too fucking blurry, yeah, but not fucking awful.
>>12060620I heard Dash wasn't old enough to drink anyways
>>12060440have they shipped those plushies yet?
>>12060404>BronyCon>collapsinglaughingmaresjpg.Please Unicon's collapse was not a sign of anything besides neglience and too many conventions. If you think that the fandom is dying then you got another thing coming. There was over 2400 people at EFNW this past weekend and there could be about twice that amount come BronyCon
>>12060620>Spike not taking Spike's place
>>12060620>kicking out best ponies for Spike and TrixieI disagreement
>>12060497Rarity has demonstrated numerous times that she does have a silly immature girly side under her veneer of respectability, she just has some professionalism and a definite social goal that she's always working towards which necessitates that she at least put on a mature front.Applejack's probably the most mature, in that she's had a lot of experience with some hard labor and business for a long time, but she fusses too much in a naive, undeveloped way when she gets a lot of new pressures or gets out of her depth.And yeah, really, the whole thing about CMC was that they're all roughly the same age when Rainbow Dash achieves her first Sonic Rainboom that sets off their cutie marks. The only ponies we have any definitive relative difference for are Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, with Fluttershy being (about) a year older.
>>12060634>The pony anatomy>Not terrible
>>12060646Oh god, what if that happened literallyAs in, he became Twilight's little brother surrogate/assistant.
>>12060436>>12060495>>12060370Would you take advantage of a slightly mentally slow Derpy? She's got a tight body and a nice plump ass, and one day you see that she's soaked in sweat from hauling heavy packages around all day in the hot summer sun, so you invite her in for a drink. You start making lewd remarks about her bottom, and she's not quite sure how to react, blushing tomato red and giggling nervously.You come up behind her, grabbing two big handfuls of her plump cheeks, and she squeals, now obviously shaken and confused, she doesn't know what to do and she doesn't understand what's happening. She's starting to get teary eyed, and as your squeezing her ample breasts and sliding a hand down her shirt, she meekly asks you to stop, obviously shaken by the whole situation. You keep going, and she protests once or twice more, but by then she's too scared and confused, so she does what you say, sniffling and trying to hide the occasional tear rolling down her cheek.Gently reassuring her that everything is going to be ok, and that you're just gonna play a game with her, you unzip yourself, drop your pants, and present her with your aching member, harder than you've ever been, your cock an angry red color, veins bulging obscenely on the shaft. In a reassuring tone, you guide Derpy to her knees, and tell her to touch it.
>>12060510I know right? It's probably the one humanized pony that makes me sad she doesn't exists.
>>12060674Sure, if she was a pony.
>>12060634it's not like people just become good artists automatically without learning.This is an artist who is learning.
>>12060213and what did she do to get banned?seriously. what do you have to do in this board to get banned?
I'm feeling pretty down tonight, Pinkie...
>>12060654I guess Twilight's anatomy is off as well, but I really just noticed the scale difference between Dash's and Fluttershy's heads. Yeesh. Alright, that's pretty bad.
>>12060674You kinda escalated that too quicklyYou have to build it up over a few posts man.
Hi how does this bottom look? Peachy?
>>12060549If they didn't apply that goofy multi-voice affect to her voice, it would've been so much better, fuck she had such a silky smooth, sultry voice just dripping with malice and sexy evil.
>>12060649that's why Rarity's perfect. she's mature and immature at the same time. completely serious and totally silly.
>>12060642>2400 peoplehow many were at EFN last year?
>>12060674I would not take advantage of Derpy like that. I would just befriend her and offer her a nice cool lemonade/juice/soda.
>>12060680if you shitpost enough and annoy enough people they will ban youi guess an important thing is you need to be using a name
>>12060678I know that, that's why I was saying it wasn't too bad.I try not to criticize, I don't know much about art at all. I was just saying it wasn't as bad as that other guy said.
>>12060680I got banned about 300 times for posting porn
>>12060681>What's got you blue anon? You want some help turning that frown upside down?
>>12060674Always with the sexual.
>>12060674No way, dude, I'd massage her legs and back first. She must be sore from all the lifting.And then maybe eat her sweaty, woman-smelling vagina out.
>>12060721She doesn't seem like the type to tattle, and I bet after you teach her a few times, she'd even start to look forward to it.
>>12060708That's a pretty good captcha
>>12060721>Derpy>big titsnot even once
>>12060693ya thats good. there better be a penis edit though to complete the joke.
>>12060723Huh. She's done all of those, really, I wonder what set it off. I mean, it could have just been something athro.
Which one of you was it
>>12060746I still wouldn't do that to her. Just being her friend and show her my kindness is more than enough.
>>12060721>that Trixieall of my unfs
Wasn't the reason for the Unicon implosion the:>location>time of the year>list of guests bigger than bronycon'sand not that there are too many conventions?
>>12060668It means more steve blum and that is always a good thing
>>12060764>getting fluttershit preggersfucking why
>>12060756this is the post given in the ban explanation.that is the generic ban they give people for shitposting
>>12060705whats that mean>>12060708unf>>12060718im sorry i missed the minor detail but over all does it look ok?>>12060751I almost added crotchtits
>>12060764That's an odd standing stance for a pony.
>>12060756It says it was >>12004814
>>12060730I'm bored, and there's no-one around.We should go do something fun.
>>12060770i wonder what actually happened to the unicorn organizers in the end
>>12060780looks like indecipherable text to me
>>12060790They're tagged as anthro actually, but still pony enough for me.
>tfw no stram
>>12060805bit of a man face, but i like the body
>>12060796Okay Anon, I'm always up for horsing around!
the end IS coming. it's not here yet, yes, but you can see it from here.
>>12060781yeah, it's pretty goodthough the right cheek should be the bigger one since it's angled to be closer to the camera. instead you made the left cheek bigger
>>12060812no more anthro than the ponies on the show really
>>12060674>mentally slowShe's supposed to be goofy not stupid
>>12060756she didn't really do any of those thingsit's just a faggot moderator
>>12060808They headed down to old El PasoThat's where they ran into a great big hassle
>>12060723ok, but then what was BCS shitposting with/about?
>>12060721Why not have a few drinks with her until she loosens up? She has needs, she doesn't quite know how to address them, but they're still there.
>>12060826she's a fucking retard just ripe for the raping
>Trixieshe's a sub.
>>12060831WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING OWL
>>12060818Heh. Oh Pinkie Pie. You so crazy.
>>12060774I'd just hope there wasn't a 'no smoking' rule in the library
>>12060821-Roman citizen, 20 BCE
>>12060818Oh Pinkie, your blue eyes are so prettyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXtzNdBOKfM
Way, way back in the 1980's...
>>12060837>Raping the helplessThey want nothing more than to do their best to help make others happy man.
>>12060827Haha, nahI like BCS, but for a few days she did nothing but post whatever random bullshit popped into her head as quickly as the post delay would let herIt was a completely deserved banHopefully she calms down a bit though, I do like having her around when she's sane
>>12060840She looks like a pony to me.
Human Celestia gives the best footjobs, followed by Trixie, granted she does have poorer hygiene
>>12060840I know.I like that.
>>12060831i remember bcs personal blogging a lot and calling everyone jelly over stupid shit
>>12060859I already have her perma filtered. No second chances.
>>12060858That would make me very happy, and in return I'd show her how she could make herself feel happy.
>Trixie will never force you on a huge, several month stack so she can break the world record for most cum at once
>>12060823is this an improvement?
>>12060827it honestly seems to me, the day she was banned, was that she was doing just fine until the daythreads came and were all "OH, NOT YOU AGAIN," to which she reacted poorly. A couple weeks ago, yeah, she was pretty terrible. They should have banned her then, but not when they did.
>>12060781Add teats if you want, but crotchboobs are gross.
>>12060833If Derpy start coming to my house in a wearing all lewd and what not, I would take the hint. But she just doing her work and needed a break, so no.
>>12060874don't be so harsh, she is going through a rough time, she clearly had a breakdown
>>12060861>implying smelly feet would stop me
IP: 188.8.131.52:27015 Pass: bonbon still hatting
>>12060805This is still the top Trixie for me. Less 'Zatanna' and more class.
>>12060854Well gee, thanks! I bet yours are even more super sparklyriffic and pretty!>>12060846I do my best!
Why is Derpy so pretty?
>>12060874>not 'pass over things that irritate you eithout a second glance' master racewhatever keeps you from respondingthat was sincere
>>12060918>Twily and Trixie in suitsoh my unf
>>12060921>tfw no Tex;_;7
>>12060818>Man, if there was ever a time you wanted some cake, it was right now.>Like it was painful to not have some in your mouth.>Standing up from your desk, you head into the kitchen and open the fridge.>Some cider and mustard.>You really need to get more food for home.>Closing the door, you think about your next action.>You could either go the day without cake and feel like less of a man, or you could go to that dreaded place...>Sugarcube Corner.>There was nothing wrong with the place; if anything, they had the best damn sweet in all of Ponyville!>It was that damn pink heathen that drew you away from there.>Sometimes, however, a man must put that aside for a nice slice of cake.>Leaving your home, you begin your walk to pastry store, keeping an eye out for Pinkie along the way.>Everything seems good so far.>As you open the door of the shop, you peek inside.>Still no signs of Pinkie.>You walk up to the counter and ring the bell.>Mrs. Cake comes from the kitchen and greets you.>"Oh, Anonymous! It's been so long since we've seen you in here.">Scratching the back of your head nervously, you let out a small laugh."Yeah, been busy lately.">"Oh, we have a new kitchen now. Would care to see?""Sure," you say with a nod.>As you enter the room, you can see a huge difference.>The wood was reworked and the counters were even made with marble.>Mr. Cake stands at the counter, presenting a new cake.>"Oh, hello Anonymous! Like the new kitchen?""Yeah, it's a pretty nice place. You guys seem to do pretty well as a business.">Turning to the two ponies, a question poses itself in your head."What made you guys ever want to become bakers?">Pinkie's head pops out from under the cake, sending frosting everywhere.>"Because they kneaded the dough!"
>>12060861I thought Dash gave the best footjobs
>>12060918Why does people draw Spike as a human when they humanized ponies?
They had one thing in commonThey were good in bedShe says "Faster, fasterThe lights are turning red."
>>12060861There seems to be some inconsistencies hereit says Celestia gives the best, but Trixie must give the best, because she has the best feet
>>12060924Why do that when I can just make two clicks and never see her inane posts again, though? Makes way more sense.
>>12060918I agreement, she actually looks like a magician, as opposed to a- shall we say- lewder presenter.
>>12060918As the guy you replied to, I'm inclined to agree
>>12060919You want a hug?
>>12060921Have a better one
>>12060941yeah I don't get it either. He's destined to be a dog after all.
>>12060939God damnit, I laughed
>>12060921pls don't post tex's stuff, it hurts
>>12060955Who wouldn't want a hug from a cute pony like Pinkie?
>>12060940Dash has the cutest feet, but when you're a few thousand years old, you've got unmatched skill
>>12060961>>12060941Both of you can piss off.
>>12060900just don't let her answer the door if someone comes knocking.
>>12060961I see it more as a dragon, still.
Celestia Quest resuming in 10 hours and 20 minutes.
>>12060938>>12060976tfw no tex rip in peace ;_; quality poster 24/7 i hope he comes back y u have to drive him away with shitpost hateanon tex did nothing wrong tfw no tex tfw contributors are leaving tfw he hats usNice guy. Nice drawings. Drama queen.
>>12060955Well, I can't hug you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there you silly filly. But rest assured that I would if I could, because hugs are just the greatest!So wrap your arms around yourself on my behalf, will you?
would you investigate a haunting with Trixie?
>>12060972Truely nothing has changed
>>12060976Applejack stop posting here from Tex's laptop, you're supposed to be enjoying your trip togetherI don't care if he's asleep and you're bored, listen to his heart beat or something, jeez
>>12061013FUCK YOUI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN'T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT
>>12060982I supposebut Dash's footjobs are still probably pretty niceplus it's nice watching her squirm when you massage them.
>>12061026I don't see Trixie as an adventuring type at all.
>>12061038>you and your bro's graffiti will never survive intact long after you've both died
>>12060972/tg/'s had some fun threads with that, posting more of their stuff
>>12060850No. It's more like>-Roman citizen, 300 AD
>>12061058She travels the countryside taking oddjobs and putting on magic showsshe IS adventure
>>12060941>Why does people
>>12061017How is it that you are able to do that, Pinkie?
>>12061082why do pony give me this look
>>12061081>Taking oddjobsMore like giving blowjobs.
>>12061081Carnies are not adventures.Unless it's adventures in STD's and drug use.
>>12061081She works as a traveling sideshow. I doubt she would have time to do that kind of adventuring.
>>12060972"I screwed the barmaid"Truly the gods of the time.
Pony wants you to be the father of her child.
>>12061101Of course it isPeople in Roman times can still understand understand the concept of love
>>12061082Are you suggesting that some of the artists are actually ponies?
>>12061093>Trixie lures you into a haunted house>she disappears>through the use of smoke and mirrors she takes on the guise of a spectre>she gives you a ghost blowjob
>>12061126shouldn't we get married first
>>12061101>tfw some scummy MLPG poster tries to steal your waifu That motherfucker won't take Gloomy from me
>>12060972>"I have buggered men"
>>12061139WOO WOO WOO
>>12061143But Gloomy's always been mine.
http://derpiboo.ru/372611OP beefed it hard
>>12061058she didn't think it was going to be an ACTUAL ghost. she was passing through a town, heard they had a legend about an old haunted well, and figured she could make a quick few bits off these superstitious hick rubes.by the time she found out she was in way over her head, it was too late to get out.
>>12061143I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Gloomy, but she does not love you.
>>12061048Dash is excellent at teasing your head with her toes
>>12061140You're already married, you just don't know it yet.
>>12061139>an actual spectre appears behind her and scares the shit out of her
>>12061175Harder? You're pretty weird dude...
>>12061176ohokayuh...can we get to know each other a little more before the kids?
>>12061074>Romans could have never even played an RPGThese feelings are eternal.
>>12061143>>12061162You're both wrong.Gloomy is MY waifu.That's why I keep requesting gt to draw more of her.
>>12061085Anon, when you've been in the making ponies smile buisness this long, you tend to pick up a few tricks. That little trick had me banging my head against a wall for a whole week trying to figure it out. Trying to describe how I do it would be like trying to describe color to a blind pony, you just kinda have to FEEEEEL it, and let go of everything that you think is wrong and grab it back with your hooves again.
>>12061187I can just imagine those hooves rubbing... what a turn on!
>>12061185Go the fuck to fuck off you fuck fuck fuck pony
what the hell is going on?thread derailed?time to shitpost harder?
>>12060939Go back to AiE faggot, stop posting your stories here.
>>12061185>STOP HAVING FUN RIGHT THIS INSTANTFuck you.
>>12061205>we are now shitposting general
>>12061205man you're slowand trying way too hard to boot
>>12061164>by the time she found out she was in way over her head, it was too late to get out.Eh, what? I see it more that Trixie would just dress herself as a ghost and claimed she capture the ghost from that well.
>>12060972>"Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!"Wow what a bitch.
>>12061218greatthen i agree
oh well it really looks like is time to shitpost harder
>>12061187I hope that EQG produces some decent footjob art, a footjob flash would be amazing
FUCK MY BUTT
>>12061192>a bunch of Romans sitting around a table playing an RPG set during the Heroic Age
>>12061162>>12061195>>12061167Fuck, he multiplied!And I'd just wrangled a truce with him, too....
>>12061239>EG>decent>footjob>in the same sentence
>>12061130I'm suggesting that's terrible grammar
>>12061180>you blow your load right at that moment and Trixie almost drowns in your semen
>>12061175she's so flexible she can bend over and lick the head while teasing the shaft with her feet
>>12061195Gloomy is not for waifuing
>>12060972>""Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall."
>>12061199Alrightly then, Pinkie. I might not understand it but if it make other ponies happy, then good for you.
>>12061242My waifu would probably be upset if I did.
>>12061245>it's all about the Greeks doing silly stuff>the Greeks are doing exactly the same, only with Romans>the two RPG clans clash regularly, usually ending in bloodloss and lost dice
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>12061269Bullcrap!Gloomy is excellent waifu material!
>>12061239>wanting to fap to anything EG related.
>>12061226she went down into the well with a sprig of holly, figured she'd wave it around a bit, say a few Hail Celestias, and be done with it in a heartbeat or two.but it turns out there're quite a few tunnels in that well. downright labyrinthine.
>>12061269Gloomy is my wife and I'd like you to respect that.
>>12061277>Greeks and Romans>Existing at the same time
>>12061269Fuck you, man, I had her! I had her and she has loved me first!If she is not for waifuing as you say then I must do my best for her anyway. I always will
>>12061305DnD and MTG players still exist.
>>12061309Hail Mary. It's a Catholic thing. He's being cheeky.
>>12061290It's not that hard sometimes.
>>12061267my cock would explode like a geyser
>>12061277Bexause war... edition wars never change.
>>12061292Again, I doubt Trixie would go down there. And again, Trixie would most likely to claim to capture the ghost and never touch the well at all.However, there are other ponies that think she lying and did go to the well themselves. THAT is what I can see.
>"May the gods strike me down if she is not for me"That dude would shit his pants.
>>12061290hopefully it generates some humanized footjob art, not with the EQG models
>>12061305I hope this is joking but I can't even be sure here
>>12061361Since this trial has started my hatred of niggers has risen to a level thought previously unattainable. Sort of like a LVL 6 esper.
>>12061322No being cheeky here
>>12061361/pol/ pleasego write tyrant celestia fics elsewhere
>>12061361>>>/pol/this is literally on the front page
>>12061385That is too big.
>>12059661sweetie thinks your choice in consoles is shit
Not usually a fan of Anthro or even Derpy but, danghttp://obsidianlit.tumblr.com/image/55214905889
>>12061329MSoB needs to draw the rest of the EqG girls.
>>12061361I dont care about the verdict. It's just been amazing to watch Best West and Based O'Mara do their work.
>>12061377Soon you will get a black power ring sent to you.Ironic I know.
>>12061402For the past few days someone's been directly copying posts from /pol/ and just flooding the general with them. It's rather sad.
I would highly enjoy getting my glans licked and suckled by Flitter while Cloudchaser rimmed my ass and sucked my balls
>>12061419Not bad at all.
>>12061434>>12061402Its funny you call out that shitposting but not this at all >>12060972. You both are a bunch of faggot for that.
>>12061322>>12061326so celestia is the mortal mother of god?
>>12061434And every time.The general swarms on it.
>>12061434It's that guy who speaks in broken English, he copies stuff from /v/ and /soc/ sometimes too
>>12061392nice copypasta, go back to stormfront
>>12061434I've hardly left MLPG, and it's news to me
>>12061413Because his bubbly, talkative friend was on the phone!
>>12061456Aren't you supposed to be ded?
>>12061460It's the same guy replying to himself.
>>12061457Nigga we've been joking about that Ancient Roman Shitposting article for years. It belongs here more than you do.
>>12061347alright. how's about she did that, claimed she's exorcised the ghost from the well, and then as she was about to leave with the fanfare of the town and their blessings, a moan and a rattle snaked their way out of the well. now, she knows she's, at best, walking out of this town without getting paid, and more likely running out of this town without getting paid, from an angry mob who thinks she just made the problem worse.so now that she's put one hoof into it, she's gotta put the other in, too.
>>12061464>implying its that guy>implying it not just some faggot that broken english call him out
>>12061459He was just being cheeky, man, nothing else to it
>>12061457>Stop not not liking what I don't like!
>>12061329oh godsomething eg related i can beat off towhat the fuck is going on.
>>12061329what the fuck that isnt EQG related at all
>>12061489It's been proven countless times already that they don't samfag and they don't need to
>>12061480Still ded, but not. So unded, maybe.
>>12061457>Deliberate attempt to start a racially charged debate about the Zimmerman case and the kind of /pol/ related argument that historically lasts the entire thread>Versus a few posts about funny things some Roman guys saidCalm down anon.
white ponies are the best colornow can we get back to ponying
>>12061457>yfw this guy is so mad about people having fun with the Roman shitposts that he started posting Trayvon shit just to post this
Why can't girls resist the urge to suck cock until they get married?All I ask for is a girl who has never sucked another man's cock before.Why is that too much to ask for?Isn't it only fair that a pure virgin man gets to be with his pure virgin girl?
>>12061510A positive from EQG is that there's going to be a lot more humanized art, and out of the sea of shit, there's always a few gems.
>>12061525what about elegant, grayish-white ponies?
>>12061525Purple is better.
>>12061511It's technically EG DT
>>12061507What is it about the scrunchface that just makes it so completely amazing?
>>12061525That is clearly a pink pony.
>>12061525Celestia's pink, though.
>>12061510>Remove everything EG related except the outfitThere's your answer.
>>12061480He secretly found his computer and is hiding in his closet
Blue is best
>like totally spies because it's cute and funny>everyone else thinks you watch it because fapfapfapfap>like charmed because it's cute,funny,drama>everyone else thinks you watch it because fapfapfapfap>tfw there's always that one guy that says your 'man card' is not valid or somethingdays like these i want feminism to win
>>12061542Cherilee is purpler than Twilight.
>>12061554>it derailed the entire thread
>>12061509Do you think that Fluttershy is going to be a little less focused on just trying to act more assertive in S4? In Keep Calm and Flutter On she showed some pretty great initiative in how she handled Discord. I think her character is evolving.
>>12061535that's like asking your average fatmerican to resist the urge to eat a big macthey're everywhere and being shoved in your face and they look so tasty and before you know it you're stuffing them into your maw with both fists
>>12061565fuck you, minty green is obviously superiour
>>12061546fucking googly eyes, why do they make everything so much better?
>>12061554>Derailed the entire threadThe main "discussion" lasted less than 10 minutes.
>>12061563I know where it is, but it's locked up in my brother's room, and there's no way I could get it without him knowing.
>>12061554you cannot derail that which was never railed in the first place
>>12061542Choco is pretty good too
>>12061554So who are you most looking forward to your favorite pony interacting with this upcoming season?
>>12061543i love these two
>>12061539It doesn't really matter since the EG designs are mostly awful, and almost ever artist can make them look better
>>12061602And its not pony at all. That shit is better off at /b/.
>>12061603You have to just get rid of your brother.Need to borrow a shovel?
>>12061525I've gotten more into princesses, lately. They're very sexy and regal looking. I wish Cadence had more of a character, she's the most attractive princess and she's a good wife to Shiny.
>>12061574It is a terrible feel.I actually feel rather ashamed to watch totally spies nowadays, it is far more spaghetti educing than watching pony will ever be.
>>12061611There is not enough chocopone
>>12061603how old is your brother? he is not like a little kid is he?
>>12061600Because googly eyes are the tears of the baby Jesus.
>>12061580See, I assumed that she'd do a different narrative after A Bird in the Hoof, yet here we are with more "overcome shyness" episodes for her than not.It just isn't going to happen.
>>12061625Since season3 was only 13 episode long I was kind of hoping it would be something special like a huge adventure arc. Do you like those slice of life style episodes more or adventure type ones?
Why would anyone watch fox news?
>>12061580Not him, but that episode'll always leave a bad taste in my mouth for the poor pacing and bad end for Discord'a character. I can't imagine he'll ever show up again.
>Once again, the guy complaining about shitposting ruining his thread has done more to damage the thread than the posts he is complaining about because of his need to shitpost about shitposting until everyone agrees with himIT JUSTKEEPSHAPPENING
If pone poning pones could pone pone poning pones, how much pone poning pones would pones poning pones poning pones pone?
>>12061603Your brother is looking at your porn right now.
>>12061624increase the price of food
nam e a pony
>>12061636He's 8 months younger than me, over 6 feet tall and a former football player.
>>12061617We need a better look of their prom dresses.
>>12061618>>12061267I've always disliked Dash, but I've started to like her a lot more lately. Mainly because she's excellent fap material, but still.
>>12061649Because it's fair and balanced news
>>12061649for the lulz
>>12061648not the guy you replied to.I prefer the more slice of life episodes, the adventure ones add a little seasoning to keep things fresh.
>>12061574but those things are holdovers FROM feminism winning.
>>12061603>>12061626>>12061660>>12061603>>12061563Why don't you guys take that shit in tumblr?
>>12061662no, stop subsidizing corn.
>>12061655but his goal was always to cause more damage, so he is winning.
>>12061684Good idea.Now post some pones.
>>12061644I guess it's kind of in her blood, but like I said she really acted pretty differently in KCAFO. Like she knew what she was doing.
>>12061667i love their cute little dom/sub relationship
Did this get colored yet? Also Google reverse image this pic. It's hilarious.
>>12061673derpy Hooves?More like stinky butt face
>>12061653I heard from another anon today that they hired a "Timing Director" for the next season, so maybe the pacing problems will be fixed.
>>12061685i can't grow a beard so everything thinks i'm like 13scratch that, 13-year-olds can grow beards
>>12061684What if the ponies all had tumblrs.Which ones would you follow?
>>12061685I'm usually at least somewhat neckbeard because I fucking hate shaving, always have.
>>12061655Gee, calm down.According to these anons>>12061577>>12061602>>12061605 you can't damage a sthihole like this
Which pony is the sluttiest?
>>12061723what does that have to do with anythingthat's related to the animation itself, not the story
>>12061722Pinie Pie?more like Is aA Guy!
>>12061580>Do you think that Fluttershy is going to be a little less focused on just trying to act more assertive in S4?I would assume so, seeing the direction they took Fluttershy in Keep Calm and Flutter On. I would assume the writer would actually write about her strength than shy then no shy crap.
>>12061710Do you have the footjob one? Trixie facesitting and footjob is pretty much my ideal fantasy.
>>12061649https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TJ0sTJ1AIaMBecause they may be retarded but they don't pull off shit like this.Often...
>>12061749I had no idea what a timing director waswell there goes that theory
>>12061701we must know nanaki, why haven't you moved out yet?you make everything sound terrible
anyone else wish they got a terminal cancer?it would be so nice to not have people expect me to do things with my life
>>12061741Remember when Fluttershy was wearing that train conductor's hat in Mystery on the Friendship Express?I tried to find a good still of that today but it was too dark.
>>12061746Chickadee has really been the only pony to overtly display sexual urges, when she played with Shining's whistle and gave him bedroom eyes.
>>12061695>know one is irredeemablehe was right.
>>12061664>He's 8 months younger than mewaitwas he premature?
>met girl>thought she was grand>fell in love but I found out first hand>for a week or 2 it all went well>but then it all came unglued>found myself in a trip I couldnt grip>I was the one who slipped >But I began to realize it was all a lie>she fucking hates me
>>12061751I still want her to still be kind of shy, but also not focus too much on it.I hope that's not too tall an order to fill.
>>12061792epic post nernaki
>>12061777no one expects anything from you in the first placeenjoy your cancer-free life
I want a sweaty pony
>>12061780>tfw no Friend Off>tfw no Pony or Die 2>tfw no writefags
>>12061749>>12061764Better animation is still a thing to be stoked about, isn't it?
>>12061784cartoons always make food look so fucking goof
>>12061792Dash, that is my delete button...
>>12061826It's one of my favorite things about the show, so absolutely. I mean where would we be without cute ponies doing cute things
>>12061826You mean omre human poses?
>>12061832Food is the most difficult thing to photograph and make look appealing.
>>12061580I loved that we had a fluttershy episode that for once was not about her timid nature
>>12061819they are pretty cute
>>120618323D food is pig disgusting
>>12061831it's just you
>>12061859too bad it was worse than the episodees about her timid nature
>>12061855I guess that's why you always see companies doing crazy things to "food" for their commercials
>>12061832>Eat that orange slice, rind and all!
>>12061822Oh, God. here we go.
>>12061774I don't have the money.In my area, rent goes anywhere between 800-1200 a month, and I only make roughly 600 a month, even when working overtime and extra hours.And if I do anything to piss off everyone at home, I'm being thrown out, and there's nothing I can do about it because laws in Florida basically work against me in this case.So it's either I put up with this bullshit at home until I can make better money, or I end up homeless.
Am I the only one
>>12061780Yeah, the lighting didn't help either.>>12061810Fluttershy can still act shy, but I do not want a fucking episode force her not to be shy.
>>12061878Any photograph of food is almost always heavily photoshopped. They spend huge amounts of time and money making food look good on fast food commercials, there are photographers who focus on food specifically because it's so hard to get right.
every day you put off learning the skills and taking responsibility as an independent adult, the further and more left behind you are from everyone elseyou very well might reach a point where you will not be able to catch upand you'll be that guywhat skills do you lack for someone your age?do you know how to go about attaining these skills ?
>>12061890Nanaki. Stop responding to that crap here and take it to tumblr.
>>12061877I actually really liked it.Sure there were flaws but I still enjoyed it. but I can see why others wouldn't
This piece is really strange to play on guitar since we don't have access to more than two octaves at once. It sounds fine and technically I'm playing all the notes piano does, but the melody and second half of the arpeggios are played an octave lower.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I0yo6ETJJK
>>12061864Celestia as Sorceress where?
>>12061910motherfucker I read it in his voiceI can't breathe
>>12061936Only mare vagina is appealing.
>>12061890Get your fursuit, get some skittles and find a gated community.And kinda, walk around.
>>12061949>tfw no Celestia meteorb char
>>12061957i dunno maybe around 19
>>12061939What episode are you guys referring?
>>12061986it's just fuzz anon
>>12061981keep calm and flutter on
>>12061968Part of the reason that ponies are so attractive is that they're pleasantly thick and plump looking, they look so squeezable
>>12061979Bullshi->His human was in nearly everything....I need a minute...
>>12061949as soon as Gilda as Amazon.
>>12061957>growing out of metal
>finally break down and buy Bioschock Infinite>over a day until its done downloadingDid I atleast make the right choice and buy the game?
>>12061968I'd stick my penis in that mare vagina.
>"I think Twilight is the worst magic pony on Ponyville">"I mean, she can't even do real powerful spells!"
>>12061989You take initiative and call them
>>12061979I'm gonna miss that crazy bastard
>>12062019At least it's show related
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0d4_1373510740THE COMMENTS. this is one reason i would never go to a bronycon. there will always be people recording and there is a high chance you will be in a cringe video.
>>12062017ANON IT'S JUST FUZZ
>>12061997Well that is a nice episode. She does not need to be shy there. It great they emphasis her strength in kindness rather than giving Fluttershy the shy and then no shy crap that other writers did with her in Season 2.
>>12062017it'd be all warm and moist, squeezing your penis like a vice every time she winks
>>12062039That can happen any time. People have phones that can record hd now, almost everyone is carryin around something that can record video in their pockets now. You can be walking to the grocery store and be filmed looking awkward and uncomfortable.
>>12062043Well, suicide helps I hear...
>>12062069My opinion is that it's not pone
>>12061957>ever listening to metal
>>12062083Horses have higher bod temperatures, I think they're around 104, so being inside a mare would feel like sticking your dick in a hot tub cranked all the way up
>>12062098Should have got a better degree
>>12062043make friends with pony
>>12062055>fully hilted inside this little pony, you're right on the edge of climax>you stop your thrusting>the little mare looks back at you wearing an evil grin- you guys have done this before>with full control of her mare bits she squeezes hard in quick successions>you don't last long
>>12062098That's what you get for doing Arts.
>>12062076Fucking Christ I want to try one of those things
>>12061939"MUH VILLAINOUS DISCORD" I never gave a shit that Discord was a villain, I just liked his mischievous fun-loving personality
>always being told relationships need to start as friendships>be friends with a girl for too long before making a move, you end up friendzoned>be friends with a girl for not long enough before making a move, you get labeled as creepyIt could be months or even years before I even have a chance at getting a girlfriend.
>>12062158Discord is chaotic neutral at best. Hell, he offer Twilight to have fun with him when he got Ponyville in his paw.
>>12062170go to bed early, ya drunk.
>>12062098I've lost control of my life
GOD DAMN ITWE ARE PONYNOT /r9k/ OR /soc/
I think my friend's house is haunted. Whenever I stay the night, I hear moaning and usually wake up covered with goo.
>>12062182>Using Bing>Having a Facebook
>>12062158I don't think anybody would have minded a more neutral Discord, but it seems to me like they just fucking neutered the guy, like he's not chaotic at all anymore.To some degree it is headcanon differentiation that upset people, of course, but you can't admit it wasn't one hell of a heel-turn for him.
Oh no, twenty cocks isnt nealy enough. Pleas stick more in my mouthis something your favorite pony would never say as twntey would never be nearly enoguhg
>>12062212scrubbles what is wrong with you
Is the /soc/ spammer back?
>>12062212I don't understand.Go to bed scrubbles, you're drunk.
>>12062191Fuckin Bionicles man, those were the shit
>>12062195just ignore what you dont like
>>12062221What do you think?
>>12062124>Eurobeat: A true master of words.I mean, of all the things you can use to describe that shit... That was so fitting.Because lets face it, screaming and chainsaws sound better then half the 'music' in that video.
>>12062164i got friendzoned for the first time last weekfucking hurtsone day we were making out and the next she wants to be "just friends"fucksage for not pony
>>12062212scrubbles, you have a problemyou need help
>>12062182>You'll never be a girl with a great rack>You'll never get paid to make stupid videos while showing off your tits
>>12062221steamchat is raiding the general because some people made fun of them earlier
>>12062195But we have always been /soc/, and we became /r9k/ when the depressive faggots decided to make this their new homw
>>12062221>>12062242pretty sure it's /r9k/ this time, actually
>>12062195we're being spammed, I think.
>>12062242I'd go down on that pony while she sits at the side of her bed
>>12062268Pinkie, you wouldn't know your own face from your glorious ass.
>>12062195>STOP HAVING FUN
>>12062269See you tomorrow anon.
>>12062269See you tomorrow.
>>12062170>Have to get ready for health exams or no insurance at work.>Have to stop drinking.>Have to quit cheese.>Have to suck down those expensive as fuck Lovaza.Because fuck if i am not going to cheat a little.
>>12062244>one day we were making out and the next she wants to be "just friends">making outThat's not the friendzoneThe friendzone is for losers that whinge when they don't get a sexual relationship from a friendship they've invested heavilyYou just got a massive tease
>>12062268>hurr hurr if i don't like is spam
>>12062281It's not fun and the subject up at the top of the thread isn't a suggestion.
>>12062281You can have fun anon, but it doesn't need to be here. If you don't want to talk about pony, you don't need to be here.