I promise it's only sleeping horse: >>12050674On a scale of apple to grape, how purple is this horse?
I'd say she's blue maybe green
IM ALEXANDER THE GREAT
Maybe she's a lion...
Should I buy Fez?
I'd say about banana
>>12054822I'd say a bit blue, perhaps even indigo on a good day
>>12054653She just looked so sad...
>>12054847I WILL CONQUER YOUR COUCH.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS OFFERING YOU A PILLDO YOU ACCEPT
>>12054853No, torrent it. Their devs are a bunch of dicks anyway.
>>12054855what kind of a reaction is that
SOMEONE DRAW ME A PONY DOING SIT UPS TO MOTIVATE ME TO DO SIT UPS
>>12054847You are actually Spartacusyou can't fool me
>>12054871Sure then I'll give her some vitamin D
>>12054871what kind of pillis it a medicine pill because i've had this nasty headache that just wont go away
>>12054880Any horse fuckers up for some drinks at bronycon?
>>12054880SIT UPS ARE LAMEDO PUSH-UPS INSTEADDIAMOND PUSH-UPS
>>12054871I'm already seein shit man
>>12054880NOTHE TOP LEFT SHOULD MOTIVATE YOU TO DO SITUPS YOU DISGUSTING SACK OF SHITTHIS COULD BE YOU IF YOU WEREN'T A WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING
>>12054889Vitamin D can be synthesized by the human body through exposure to the sun.The sun can give you the D
>>12054892she wants to see just how susceptible humans are to magic placebos
Hey Jessy how's that new tablet
>>12054907Top left is fucking disgusting.
>>12054907being the top left is really unhealthy. Being 6-15 is good, though.
>>12054871would you let a pony redpill you, MLPG?She's been preparing a slide presentation for you all week and she thinks you should really see it. She says you need some help to "open your eyes."
>>12054907>>12054924>>12054929FuckI meant top right
>>12054907I will always be more attracted to 35%
>>12054909But would you give the sun's keeper the D?
D-does anyone want their OC drawn
>>12054954NoDraw Rarity instead.
soft squishy twily butt
>>12054954draw a happy tex
>>12054954Draw Cream Puff.
How would favorite pone react if gone for 1000 years
>>12054954if you're offering
>>12054954Sure.Can you draw a unicorn in full plate armor levitating a pair of axes in orbit around him?
>>12054954Make the most autistic oc you can think of
>>12054970Okay here it is
>>12054977Who are you, anyway?
>>12054954Did you draw shutin pony yet?
>>12054954This is my OC.
>>12054977>>>12054989Not seriously, no. Do you have a ref?
>>12054996Pokehidden pls go.
>>12054918Absolutely amazing.>>12054907The middle three are the best ones. opinion
>>12054967die of a heart attack from everything being so different and scary
>>12055004I think he means Wallflower. That's the only "shut-in" I can think of.
>>12055013I loved making that gif.
>>12055013>You're going to be my first, Spike!
>>1205502310/10 Best new post
>>12055039You did a shitty job fix the white particles
>>12055013You should draw your new tablet rising from the husk of the old tablet, like a cicada coming out of its shell.Only it's with ponies that are also tablets.
>>12055042He doesn't look too happy about that.
>>12055045I defeated Tex, don't think I can't defeat Jessy, too.
>>12055042Her first what? Assistant?
>>12054853>tfw LK gifted it to youIt is very fun and had I known I would have bought it for myself a while ago
>>12055020I don't care if it makes her uncomfortable, I just want to hug her and never let go.
>>12055057NBS go away
>>12055068>tfw LK also gifted it to me and I kind of hate it
Any doodle/coloring requests?
I am generally becoming more accepting of a transhumanist society when the idea of becoming a mare in a virtual equestria becomes more and more realized
>>12055100tropicana getting the d
3hrs until BCS returns
>>12055100Renne when she walks in on Saffron posting that
>>12055054>not like Erin punching out of Stallman Titan
>>12055100luna ruining everything
>>12055068>>12055087>LK>gifting people a game that has complex puzzles, an alphabet to write down and a bunch of cryptic bullshitI love that motherfucker
>>12055087WaitHow many people did he give it to?
>>12055100Color this pon.
>>12055100rarity and fluttershy having a jack off contest in public
>>12054864She was worried about her future and leaving her friends at that moment
>>12055060>Her first what? Assistant?Yes
>>12055112but why anon
>>12055116>Loving StrumpetHaha, that name. Who made this?
>>12055114I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure he gave it to everyone who drew him something
>>12055114A ton. It's really fun.
>>12055130Dsty.He spat it out a long time ago when someone was complaining about not having an OC.
>>12055124Of course she was, she had finally found her place and now Celestia forced her to do something she never desired.
>Noone_ haven't drawn pony Henry killinger
>>12055123>"It's not shitposting you ignorant fool, I'm simply trying to explain to this gibbering retard why unicorns are superior to earth ponies">"A fools errand, I know, but he simply won't let it go"
>>12055131>I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure he gave it to everyone who drew him something>said there would be 2 copies>makes people work for it>gives it to everyone anywaysd-damn... I probably should have done somethinghow many people entered?
Why do we have to keep losing contributors?
>>12055159or Big Macintosh as Monstroso
>>12055159Ask Kraut when he comes back.
>>12055160read it in his voice
Jessy draw Palette as a Changeling.Half snugged in her cocoon watching television.
>>12055054When I have time I'l do something bigger to celebrate the new tablet.
>>12055154She seems pretty happy with it now.The wings were just a shocker.Besides, you don't get become the personal apprentice of the princess unless she has big plans for you.
WAIT A FUCKING SECONDEven if "bat ponies" are a REAL racw(they aren't), they DON'T HAVE BAT TEETH.
>>12055168That's not how you spell Iron Will as Monstroso.
>>12055190Holy fucking shit how can you fuck up Pinkie so bad in two years?
>>12055190Right, your prints take priority.Good luck with those.
>>12055192Celestia's had numerous apprentices, Twilight's just one of the latest.And she still wasn't too keen on it at the end of Equestria Girls.
>>12055193NIGHTMARE NIGHT COSTUME
>>12055175Don't you mean LK's voice?
>>12055202Fuck you I laughed
>>12055113Take a look at my crazy sheet after I finished the game
>>12055193Scrape and lick Also ponos are vegetarian so why would they ever have canines
>>12054853>>12055068>>12055087>>12055113It's not quite the same as Fez but there's also La-Mulana, and you can play a freeware version too.>>12055131I wish I had drawn him something just to draw him something, but I haven't read his quest.
>>12055234it's a good start, but she needs to be bigger
>>12055211she specifically stated at the end of EQG that she was a lot more excited for the future.
>>12055234Why still stealthposting?
>>12055234I like it.
>>12055228>why would they ever have caninesTo eat ham and fish, obviously.
>>12055213I guess soI felt bad for liking how nice he sounds in my head
>>12055183now Tropi mixing fancy island drinks
>>12055234meh, it's average
Hello mlpg! What's the hullapolloo about this hubbub
>>12055283I pooped in the toilet but missed
>>12055283mt do you hat us
>>12055283we're posting cute oc ponies
>>12055283GG diedTex died
MLPG /a/ tells me Free is terrible and I shouldn't watch it, but I don't like making judgements on thing I haven't seenwhat do
>>12055303you should ignore the opinions of people that care about anime and instead ask in a place that's totally unrelatedHave you considered posting in 4chan's My Little Pony general?
I really feel like sucking a dick today, MLPG
>>12055303>I don't like making judgements on thing I haven't seen>what doDon't make judgements on thing you haven't seen.
>>12055287>>12055294>>12055298>>12055298Ooooh no....>>12055288No...I just been drawing comics again...and I'm finally inking shark lass...but I don't know if I wanna color it or not.
Final request for the night: Sweeite with toy Robot
>>12055324welcome to my hell
>>12055330glad to hear your comics are doing good
Sorry for the wait responding to some of these, I just recently got a job so it's been hard to take the time to visit.>>12053909I do think it's pretty damned funny. I sounded like shit that night (any excuses I have for my voice that night, legitimate or otherwise, don't change how I sounded), AND I'm not even dancing so much as just, like... CONVULSING. My parts are just... INHERENTLY funny from pure shittiness.I just really, really need to find a way to practice not sounding, mixing, and looking like shit. I can practice with the turntables or just simplify onto Live but I can't fix ugly. I'm also still figuring out how to make a live Eurobeat show compelling, but it seems like the only people who don't mind how I've done it so far are already fans of it in the first place.>>12053929Glad you think so, man. Right now that makes one of us.
>>12055337I will always fondly remember the story attached to this image.
>>12055353Hey we like you and all but 0pone in that post
>>12055337You drawin' yer goat anime again?
>>12055303Free is the only ethical choice
>>12055345Not really...it's more like im in a friendly compitition with a friend who I'm determined to mob the web with.http://i.imgur.com/O0UF5nc.pngWhat's the new Oc so that I may draw it while taking a break~
>>12055303There's like what, two episodes out? Check them out and see if you like them. I haven't seen much of it. It doesn't look good, necessarily, but it does look entertaining.
>>12055372he's literally becoming the face of the brony fandomthat's as pony related as we can get during hiatus
>>12055353We can help you practice sounding.
>>12055374YEAH DAD, LEAVE ME ALONEabloobloobloobloo
GG is deadThat means no more zebrasI'm out.
>>12055384see >>12055020she's a crystal pony that doesn't like being held but everyone just wants to pick her up
>>12055372You're right, I've forgotten my usual sage for non-pony posts.Apologies.
>>12055409It was pretty on-topic, actually, I'd say.But whatever you're comfortable with.
>>12055406But she posted with her trip.She should tell Renne about she accidentally hid the tripcode in a QR with a password for a tumblr containing her trip which she thought was safe.
>>12055405Awww a crystal pegasus pone? I'm on it.Also have another pone that doesn't like to be held...for cleanliness reason
>>12055429What if we're both wearing full-body biohazard suits? Then can I hug her?
>>12055406Tubular, I love it! Thanks!
>>12055429I don't think she's actually a crystal pony, but she is a social recluse.
>>12055448>TubularGo to bed Shiny.
>>12055405Wait, Wallflower's a crystal pone?I thought she was a pegasus. I don't think there are any crystal pegasi.
>>12055467I thought the whole joke started because of this "there is no amber alert in Equestria" thing but I guess maybe she isn't
>>12055460Actually I got it from that SLHRPG demo, Dash says it a bunch.By the way, if anybody else has played it, why does it say the full version's coming out June 2013?
I want to be bitten by a bat pony
>>12055476What nice-looking Nightmare Night costumes.
>>12055499what if bat pony wanted you to bite them?
>>12055514Yeah, they're dressed up as bat ponies.
>>12055489Aw, shit, I remember that. True, but then somebody decided she was a pegasus somehow...Hmnn. A confusing predicament.But the original post just says "filly", it doesn't even specify pegasus or crystal. I guess this makes her a pegasus, just by a de facto virtue of being drawn as one a bunch.
>>12055525Yeah I can tell, they're really well done. Very convincing.
>>12055476>this is now a general on /mlp/
I-I really like you, MLPG..
>>12055518If I was a human?It'd be a cute nibble on the earIf I was a bat pone?Full on dracula-tier blood sucking
>>12055510Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,Deal with it, nerdLove,Anonymous
>>12055406those two are so cute together
>>12055540no you don't, you just think you do.
>>12055538>more people making and enjoying bat poniesI don't see this as a problem
>>12055193Yeah I always wondered why artists always draw them with fangs when they did not have them in the episode
>>12055536Yeah, but you need to remember something
>>12055540Excuse me who is callingwhat do you want
>>12055542>Full on dracula-tier blood suckingscrape and lick
>>12055540I'm sorry, who is this?
>>12055564You didn't add a tilde keyHOW CAN MY PENIS KNOWIF YOU'RE BEING SEXUAL
>>12055554>makingIt's a 24/7 image dump.
>>12055544they really are best ship
>>12055575>HOW CAN MY PENIS KNOW>IF YOU'RE BEING SEXUALI'm not~
>>12055575I just play it safe and assume everything in MLPG is for sexual
>>12055579>flagged for deletion>doesn't loadalright?
>>12055576Only when some dope thinks its hilarious to post zoomed in faces over and over again. People are starting to draw more now.
>>12055116Gib color reference.
>>12055614IPUT THE SCREWIN THE TUNA
>>12055579>some kid thrashing around on his bed in his underwear with a song from Portal playing in the backgroundthis isn't pony and this isn't unf.
>>12055614GOD DAMN IT LUNA WHYthx dooks
>>12055622Repeat the "I love you" part about 10 times and then put "You're a piece of shit though, fuck you" and then you'll have the SP version of the relationship between MLPG and Tex
IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE
>>12055594>you will never enlarge a princess
>>12055654maybe if we'd built him a car he would've stayed
>>12055681Wait, Tex left?
>>12055693Yep, he "wasn't feeling appreciated"
>>12055706sounds like he's personally depressed right now
>>12055584>that tiny pang of jealousy
>you will never train a dragon
I beefed it. I can't believe I forgot about the book. Is it still happening?I'm uploading on the sub now but yeah. I kinda forgot my bad
>>12055686i'm running out of happy pictures of them together
>>12055723I thought that was dead.
>>12055724It'd be so nice to be part of their OT3.
>>12055686what are you saying
>>12055712I thought he was one of the only contributors that was immune to the depression.
I hate interspecies ships.
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015 Pass: bonbon It is time for hats
>>12055746No it isn't.
>tfw LK will only do that one pic of them
>>12055741They are all depressed. Some are just better at hiding it.
>>12055746it is time for fuck you
>>12055751I dunno. I kind of feel like it but I'm also trying to draw.
>>12055735The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I'm so sorry. I'm trash.
>>12055742That mean's you'll never have a relationship with your waifu.
>>12055757Well then I guess other people have to do more
>>12055774YOU didn't fuck up.
where is the fan art of luna in a wheelchair?
>>12055775Actually it's "No te detengas"
>>12055735What a surprise.
>>12055801''No pares'' is more appropiate, though
>>12055741I basically feel immune to depression, I just get angry.
>>12055801Dooks is the authority on this, he has heard it often in his time spent with his traps.
>>12055774So you'll take 4?
>>12055337Cute. Though your line work could be improved
>>12055790I'm fine with that, because I know it'll never happen either way.Sparity is badDiscoshy/Discotwi/Discolestia is bad
>>12055817Also that too, both could work.>>12055819Anon you're entering a world of pone
>>12055800She's kinda cuteI'd fuck her
>>12055774I didn't say it was ACTUALLY dead. Just that I havent heard of it in a while.
>>12055800>adding their own shitty headcanons to cosplayShow me which episode Luna's in a wheelchair, dumbass. Full brony
THE BIG BANG HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
Man I'm slow at requests
>>12055774Tim Heidecker pls
>>12055800>those yellowish orange teeth
I decided to take 15 vicodin, then I thought it would be fun to feed them to a pony, but then I remembered that ponies aren't real, and doing so would in all likelihood be very hazardous to their health
>>12055801>>12055817The way I always took it was that she was starting to say one thing and changed mid-sentence.
>>12055831It's a quick sketch, I like using the marker tool for such things, it doesn't make the smoothest lines.
>>12055823I don't know Anon, I'd say three's her limit.
>>12055800UNF, I totally would care for her and try to make her life as normal and convenient as I could.
>>12055757it must be weird for him to draw it thoughthey're like his daughters, he created them and now they're rolling around under the covers
>>12055866UNFJUST MAKE IT RARITY AND ANONAND HAVE HER WHIPPING HIS ASS
>>12055866I've seen worse. Most artists take their time.
For those two anons who requested Gilda and AJ.Now bed.
WOULD YOU DUAL-WIELD PONIES
shame on a pony who try to bring game on a pony
>>12055895>normalGood>convenientDon't go overboard with that.
>>12055915>That manchinIt's a trap right?I hope so
>>12055912No, one pony is already enough.
>>12055907Hahaha, neat. G'nite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5gKCzGst_4Why can't I stop listening?
You know what time it is!
>>12055912Just use one big pony, faget.
>>12055912pony is for 2h
>>12055937That's not pony
>>12055923It's the crimson Chin without the suit
>>12055939>dooks too lazy to finish his own picturesFine. I will play your silly game.
I like fics and drawn pictures about Applejack being Twilight's bitch. I don't know why... But it's just something about Twilight's fat marecock pounding Applejack's round apples that makes me so hard.
>>12055907that looks good
Who wants to go on a cunt hunt?
I wish I had a horse dildo
>>12055874You could actually die from that, no joke. Watch your liver.
>>12056013Ask rediv for one from her collection.
>is great being rarity
>>12056022I'd rather have some moist panties in that case.
>tfw you'll never do an awesome Cosplayer at bronycon
>>12056028now that is a propper rarity
>>12056013i bought one, it was great fapping but too much hassle to use and clean.especially when you live with other people.
>>12056028If only she was a little thicker.
>>12056034>black bronyhes sconping that ASS
>>12056034>tfw you'll never do an Applejack cosplayer
>>12056022Do you think SB has one?It makes sense>>12055983Can I have one of your horse dildos?Used is fine
>>12056034>>12056066Feels great, man
>>12056034Holy shitThat black guy was a TA in one of my computer science classes last semesterHe was the only TA in that class whose laptop *wasn't* covered in pony stickers
>>12056037A towel in front of your door makes a great stopper in case you're worried about someone barging in. It can buy you enough time to hide anything and then you can say you accidentally dropped the towel there.
>>12056066>you will never dem child bearing hips
>>12056058Following his line of sight, he's scoping that Flutterman's ass
>>12056067Wouldn't surprise me.Maybe he size shames himself with a small chance
Which pony would save the princess?
>>12056074How can you be sure? They all look alike to me.
>>12056066>>12056028pretty good. agree with >>12056055 though.
>>12056000Mares don't have cocks anon.
>>12056099Are those keyboards?
>>12056074The small amount of black people in tech related fields tend to be very well adjusted for some reason.
>>12056034Brony con is like 0 competition if you look anything over a 6/10 and have confidence.If you lack confidence just get hammered
>>12056034>>12056074Is it just me or rarity is popular with black people?
>>12056000>ficsUh, links to them?
>>12056132>black people>not liking white booty
>>12056067I only have oneOkay
>>12055939How'd I do?
>>12056110Check your goddamn privilege, Leth
>>12056091>7.1 inchesBut that's a tiny cock by MLPG standardsSurely he's bigger than that
>>12056128There are very few times that I'm not drunk, and I have no confidence either way
>>12056091well, he has that book.
>>12056146In real life, most men aren't 7 inches, no matter what people say.
>>12056146Would you dick please your waifu6.0 reporting in
>>12056132Where are the white ponies at?
>tfw no (you)
>>120561685.6, I'm secure with my penis because I know I'm the only person that's ever going to see it
>>12056173Not until he posts images, he isn't.
Five inches is plenty enough to smash her cervix, rub her anal wall, and grind down her g-spot
>>12056144the 't' stands for 'trouble'
>>12056168My waifu isn't real anon.
>>12056168>tfw 6">tfw SB will never size shame you
>>12056125Yep, they typically have to work harder to get to where they are than most white nerds.There's a certain point where being black becomes an advantage since companies and governments love being able to say they have minorities in high positions, but at the lower levels whites have a big advantage.
>>12056200where is her tail
>>120561688 and ⅛"Measured from the pubic boneIT'S HOW ALL THE RESEARCHERS MEASURE IT
>mfw watching the fat tag on derpibooruhttp://derpiboo.ru/371453http://derpiboo.ru/371457http://derpiboo.ru/371512
>tfw 5.5 inch dick
>>12056028Oh hey, I know her IRL.
>>12056219What, seriously? Then I've been losing out on like, .75 of an inch all this time.
>>12056214>"white nerds"I think you mean "white people that worked harder, sooner"
>>12056206good tastes but why you gotta hate sparity? it's cute.
>>12056219Anything over 6.5 requires proof.
>>12056224That's dead on average, like on the dot. Women have no ability to estimate distances, so you can say it's 7 inches and they'll believe it.
PACIFIC RIM IS SO GREAT YOU GUYS
>>12056259Especially when it's close up to their face.
>>12055939As you wish.
>>12056067Are we going to start posting our dildos now? The rest of mine are in the bathroom though...
>>12056154Man that could be any one of drawfags
>>12056271Nanaki plsPost your dick
I want to get a footjob just because the sensation must be so unique, it's like a bigger, thicker, flatter hand with stubby fingers
>>12056287Average is 5.5, actually. At least in the US. So 6" even is a little on the fun side of the bell curve.
>>12056295Aww yeah. That's a good pony.
>>12056297Also a lot less sensitive, so if you like your dick squeezed, it might be your thing.
>>12056297I want a blowjob before I die. They must feel so warm
> Ah, ah, ah
I want to be transformed just because the sensation must be so unique, getting a big, thicker and rounder plump pony rump.
>>12056321They can be given poorly. But I assure you that a semi-competently given blowjob is delightful.
>>12056307>tfw no-one calls it the bell end curve
>>12056297Just pay a circus midget $5 to jack you off.
>>12056321I had a blowjob onceit wasn't very enjoyable.
>>12056322You didn't say the magic word!
I hate indie games, that's why I never play them.
>>12056349Why is it coming out of her vagina?
>>12056339Someday I'll work up the courage to hire an escort. I can't imagine getting a blowjob with a condom on is worth it, though.
>>12056321They feel very different to what you might expect.
>tfw my first blowjob was from my cousin>my male cousin
>>12056373Story time please.
Wanting to be turned into a mare for sexual is the number one reason why none of you are in Equestria.There was even a party on sugar cube corner today, spike and few dragons showed up and lit up the sky with fire.
>>12056351>tfw 5'2" ex>tfw she loved giving blowjobs>tfw she says you're "too big" and that she can't open her mouth wide enough>tfw scraping teeth
>>12056373>>12056373>getting molested by your cousinshiggy diggy doo
>tfw 1990 was 27 years ago
Does a pony giving a blowjob to someone she doesn't love make her a slut?
>>12056388Jokes on them, I want to be a stallion for sexual.
>>12056392The dentist hates me because I have bad TMJ and can barely open my mouth wide enough for them to get the mirror in
>>12056388But I don't want to be turned into a mare for sexual.
>>12055939Stand back, guys, I got thi—waitOkay, just be cool and...Yeah, no, I meant to do tha—FUCK
>>12056388>implying I don't want to be a qt mare because of nonsexual reasons as wellbut enough of that, please tell us your secret
>>12056403All mares are sluts, anon
>>12056381We were 14We were hornyHe wanted to suck me off, but only if I returned the favorI never had to, he came when I came in his mouth
Hey dad, can I get a pony blowjob for my birthday?http://i.imgur.com/ZacxxB3.png
>>12056421unf, why is young gay incest so hot?
>>12056429>you will never tear up in joy when your son says that to you for the first time
>>12056397>World War 3 ended 9 years ago
What if your favorite pony liked bugs? Do you like bugs? I think Flitter would she has bugs on her butt.
>>12056339my head is really sensitive so I'm afraid that I'll cum in 10 seconds
Does MLPG have a collective Tumblr or DeviantArt?
>>12055939is she pretty enough yet
>>12056443>father/son bonding over bestialityawww
>>12056453You will if you've never had a blowjob before.
>>12056451Twilight would probably like studying bugs.
>>12056404>>12056409You have to be a pony to get into equestriaIt cannot be for sexual>>12056417I can move between time and space, I got drunk inside a space club with Brock,Pinkie and Commander Shepard.
>>12056457No, not yet. She needs to be colored.
>>12056451WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAACCEE
>>12056457She's pretty pretty, I guess.
Daily reminder that Skype chats and Steam groups kill generals.
>>12056451I don't get why her ear is glowing but the rest of it seems alright to menot like I'm an artist htough
>>12056457why is she so pretty?
>>12056473>you have to be a pony to get into equestriaYou lied.Ponies cried.
>>12056473So I can't have sex at all if I become a pony?Do other ponies in equestria have sex? How do they reproduce?
>>12056473>I can move between time and spaceNBS pls stop taunting us with lies
http://i.imgur.com/7RxOiA1.gifWhat does MLPG think of cock trampling?
>>12056462It's a very distant worry, because I have so much anxiety over intimacy that I've never had a hug from a girl who wasn't a relative, so it's way in the back of my mind. Good to know, anyways.
>>12056483Theres supposed to be a firefly lighting it up inside.
My favorite pony gave someone a blowjob that was not me. What do?
>>12056481b-but the steam chat is good :(
>>12056453Yeah you will.I was with a girl for a while that was...quite skilled. I could only ever last longer than a few minutes if I was drunk.
>>12056473Is Gummy for sexual?
>>12056512Kill that person, and then kill yourself.
>>12056499well he came, so it must feel good
>>12056535I've seen some that involve heels and bleeding though, and they still cum.
>>12056502It's really not that hard to find someone to suck you off. Just find a glory hole and tell them you're a virgin.
>>12056525How do you initiate it, anyways? Do you just say "hey, suck my dick? and that's it?
>>12056363Look up one that does bareback, or the GFE
>>12056541I never really thought those existed to be honest
>>12056541>glory holeI'm not gay though
>>12056554If you're lucky she'll just pin you in your seat.
>>12056532Kill pony? Or guy receiving blowjob?
>>12056554As with pretty much all intimacy advice, the answer is "it depends". If you lead with foreplay and cunnilingus I'd say you have a decent shot at reciprocity.Plus cunnilingus is fun, so, you know, bonus.
>>12056499Only for one pony.http://i.imgur.com/nfchOJ5.jpgAnything
>>12056581The guy receiving the blowjob. You can kill pony too if you really want to.
>>12056563Craigs listSeriously>>12056566You never see who's blowing you, and there ARE straight ones.
>>12056581Never kill pony.
>>12056590I can't imagine what kind of sick, inhuman reprobate wouldn't enjoy eating a girl out.
Holy shit, it's a pony.Everybody act natural.
> Rainbow Dash makes fun out of Applejack in season 1> In season 2 and 3 they hang out less> Rainbow Dash hangs out more with Fluttershy> Applejack is with no one, only at her farm, alone
>>12056619People that don't like the taste?
>>12056620OH MY GOD, JC, A PONY!
>>12056562do they come to you, or do you have to go to them, because I'd have to be drunk as hell before I could even make the call
No I don't own a horse dildo.
Any well known female contributors here want to sell me their used panties for $50? BCS need not appley.
>>12056610Pony broke my heart and dreams. Why should pony live?>>12056596Kill.
>>12056641read that in Bill Clinton's voice.
>>12056641A dragon dildo then?
>>12056651Oh jeez. If this keeps up, that filly won't feel safe anywhere.
>>12056632Uh, those sorts you'll likely have to look up, possibly ask about it.I wouldn't go for any that proposition you. Like, ever. That's just asking for trouble.
>>12056651That's a big flank
>tfw no pony gf to wiggle the tip of her tongue in your cockhole to get the drips of pre dribbling outhttp://i.imgur.com/V05ECPU.gif
>>12056641SB draw hyperdick Snails as a Changeling. With cheesehole dick.
>>12056595Why does Anon have such a tiny dick?
>>12056673Sweet pony ass
>>12056663>Pony broke my heart and dreams. Why should pony live?Surely pony didn't do it just to hurt you.
Do you think pony would mind if I touched her butt? I figure ponies touch each others butts all the time, so it probably wouldn't be a big deal.
>>12056622lava? wallflower ain't scared of no silly lavathe floor is socialization
>>12056678It really bothers me when people draw the uterus as being full of air. I am pretty sure that's not how it works!
>>12056679That's the kind that deserves the hardest crushing.
>>12056688I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem, if you had a good reason.
>>12056687But why would my favorite waifu pony suck a cock?What a whore. I don't want her anymore. She should die.I'm so sad.
>>12056697Then where does queefs come from, anon? Hmm?
>>12056688Pinkie wouldn't mind. She'd just think it was a game, like tag.
which princess gives the best head
>>12056715How do you know she sucked someone else's dick?
>>12056723Big Mac pls get your cock off the kitchen counter and into my tight, pink, virgin boy pussy
>>12056691Jessy should clarify on all of the things wallflower is scared of.
>>12056715Kill her anon. It's the only way you'll gain peace, and the only way she can go to pony heaven.
>>12056732Celestia. She's had time to practice.
>>12056673>>12056685Goddammit you guys, what ISN'T for sexual anymore?
>>12056733Pony implied it. My favorite pony is a slut, but she's not a liar.
>>12056719The vaginal canal.
>>12056732Me, I do.
>>12056732Fuck that noise, tonguejobs every day.
>>12056747I'd say nothing, but I'm pretty sure some people get off to nothing, too.
>>12056678Fics, not pics.
pony is leaking pony all over you
>>12056741slutty pone doesn't go to pony heaven.
>>12056000>futaMeh, if Twilight had been genderswaped then it would be hot..
Pinkie is the kind of girl to suddenly grab your dick in the middle of conversations. Sometimes when you're hanging out she'll just waltz on over and yank it out of your pants and start sucking on it, limp or hard.If you call her out on it, she'll look up at you with those bright blue eyes like she just got caught stealing a cookie and carefully tuck you back in, apologize for not paying attention, and go back to what she was doing just before.
>>12056778Oh no! How do I make her stop?
I browsed my favorite tags on derpibooru and is it just me or has quality of the uploads really declined the last few weeks?
I want to be turned into a mare.I want to tease some young stallion's virgin cock and have him release himself all inside my pony mouth.I want a stallion to hold me down and saw pass my thighs, cumming all over my belly and telling me to lick it up.I want to be blinded and gagged, while a mistress uses her tongue all over my mare cunt and then putting on a strapon and fuck me while nibbling on my ear and saying that I'll be her little pet forever.
>>12056783>If you call her out on it, she'll look up at you with those bright blue eyes like she just got caught stealing a cookie and carefully tuck you back in, apologize for not paying attention, and go back to what she was doing just before.somehow this sentence is hotter than the first one
>>12056758Why would pony imply something like that?
>>12056767http://www.fimfiction.net/story/32727/5/twilights-midnight-violations/chapter-5-xxlTwilights gets a curse that grows her a penis and she basically starts raping everyone.
Did anyone buy saints row 3 while it was on sale
>>12056783>>12056783I'd give her the biggest load of her life, and not give her any warning when it's coming
>still no 1080p versions of Secret of My Excess, Hearth's Warming Eve, Family Appreciation Day, Baby Cakes, or SSCS6KITUNES PLS
>>12056800Pony told me of previous sex life, only says had one.I wonder how many dicks that whore sucked.
>>12056787plug up pony with something
jesus why's everyone so horny tonight
>>12056815I don't buy bad games
>>12056083if i am sitting completely naked at the computer with a horse dildo in my ass and another horse dildo in my throat, how does a towel buy me enough time
>>12056829I don't have anything to plug up pony with.
>>12056832It's Friday night. We have nothing better to do.
>>12056832Why aren't you horny?
>you will never be pony's pet>she will never give you a ring shaped penis piercing>she will never attach the leash to it when she takes you for a walkcaptcha: lusium estrus
>>12056832I finally made it to Equestria, and I was turned into a unicorn.
>Hey, Anon!>Why aren't you out having fun with your friends?
>>12056815>Not getting the humble sale
>>12056847Do it laying under your covers clothed with your pants pulled down enough for access. If the door moves, just throw the dildos under the covers and pull your pants up.
>>12056271>empty cans and trash everywhereclean your shit nigger
>had a dream about pony>pony gives me the sexiest look and starts undoing my zipper with her mouth>she locks her lips over my head and sucks like a nursing foal while rolling her big tongue all over while I'm in her mouth>had one of the best orgasms since I first started masturbating>legitimately not attracted to ponies prior to thisWhat does it mean, Freud
>>12056874You are my friends.
>>12056856Diamond Tiara is not for sexual.At least not until she's older
>>12056883I think you are attracted to ponies
>You will never be a stallion stalked by that creepy new femanon>She says she loves ponies>Well it makes sense, she's a girl>But she just keeps stroking you for way too long>And her hugs are a bit too tight>And you can smell her human pheromones whenever she gets close
pony should pony pony sexually
>>12056883You're very lucky.Also you're attracted to ponies.
>>12056848>not carrying your towel everywhere you go
Guys, i think i'm not going to make itI'm spending less and less time on MLPG and every time i try ponying i feel like i'm forcing myself.Is this how the ride ends?
>>12056763http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_jobI would unf my way into nirvana if pone gave me a tonguejob
>>12056896>femanon will never desire to be satisfied by two stallions at once
>>12056903They better get married first.
>>12056815Yes, last year, I like it a lot, though they make it really easy to make lots of money and progress fast. Just buy the perk that lets you get 3 times the amout of cash dropped by people, and kill professor genki whenever you see him, preferably with explosives, and you'll get $300,000 each time. Repeat a dozen times or so and you won't need more money for a long time if ever depending on how much you play.
>>12056909ya probably. no one should be in mlpg, ever. this place is terrible and not good for anyone.
>>12056739well she is a shut in, so people and contact would be the first thing.
>>12056910http://www.xvideos.com/video4245282/the_queen_of_handjobs_-_empflix.comshe knows EXACTLY how to edge a guy, she either has a penis or it's just instinctive to her
Scootanon is the worst namefag to ever not have a name.
>>12056932>>12056739I was there when she was created, I think I heard "agoraphobe" tossed around a bit
>>12056909iktfbthis is the first time I've posted here in at least a week, I guess I'm just moving on
>>12056909I left here for most of while S3 was airing, didn't discuss anything but watched all the episodes only once, S3 was mostly awfulDidn't come back until around June, take a break.
I love this pone, what do?
>>12056974Give her the D.
>>12056910Is it just me or does that guy have chunky sperm
>>12056974Make very meta posts on MLPG.
>>12056984he does, I have the same thing, I think it's just unusually thick semen
OVER THE LINE ROSE
>>12056948yeah it was me who said that
>>12056984Not enough water.
>>12056983What if she doesnt want it right away?>>12056987no>>12056991If only
>>12056999I don't geddit, where's the lewd?
>>12056983>still doing D jokes>when it so obviously has been run into the ground
>>12057005>noBut you already were.
>>12057007I ran your mom into the ground with my D last night.
>GG is dead>not ded, actual real life dead
>>12056944>getting the underside of your head licked until you cumJesus, that's torture
>>12056999Australian Satan pls.That doesn't really work unless you spoiler the image.
I think my waifu only likes girlswat do
>>12057001beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
>>12057021how is loving a pone meta?
>jesus is dead
>>12057007The edits are still somewhat funny.Still need someone to edit this to "Dicks"
>>12056999But Rose didn't draw that.
You'll never sex pinkie
>>12057040Become the pretty mare.
>>12057043Dude, too soon.;_;
>>12057042It's old, pointless, and counter-productive.
>>12057032He just posed in cube world general yesterday
>>12057048how about you stop stalking rose so much you creep
>>12057053Good, Pinkie is not for sexual.
>>12057047>not removing "ruids"If you're gonna do a thing at least do it right.
>tex is ded
Hey guys, I lived.
>>12056944What was your most intense, teeth-gritting, toe-curling pony fap to?
If you die in the general, you die in real life
why does the captcha sometimes change when i am in the middle of typing it?
>>12057053I don't want to sex pinkie.
>>12057088You're not GGOR ARE YOU?
>>12057094>ron paul is nothing but a shitty meme now
>>12057094i think it changes every 30 seconds or someting
>>12057088Lived through what?
>>12057064He also posted lewd apples in here yesterday.
>mlpg has degraded to the point that it's just one delusional guy posting as different personas
What the fuck ever happened to the developer/package deals during the Steam summer sale?
>>12057094You're too used to posting with 4chan X. Captchas expire.
>>12057115panka plsyou're making best horse cri
>>12057117Sometimes I post to the same posts with a different reaction to make it so that MLPG isn't as ded
>>12057117Shut up, me.
>>12057115Pinkie you will find a wonderful stallion or mare if thats your thing, to love and take care of you
>>12057111He hasn't posted today.At all.Anything anywhere. That's not like him.
>>12057105oh that makes sense.i need to stop spending so long rereading and checkign my post for errors i guess.
>>12057089Pinkie sloppy deepthroat
>>12057117>he's writing all the greentexts and drawing everything too
>>12057155>he's unfing to his own posts
>>12057132I only see 2nd best horse, where is Dash?
>>12057141He was playing the vidya maybe?
>>12057115Don't cry Pinkie, you don't want to be for sexual.
>>12057117i realized i had a problem one day in a slow thread where i had 8 posts in a row, some were me samefagging.
>>12057141It kind of is.
>>12057155>since he's EA as well as all of his own collaborators, he's basically writing smut to himself for himself, as well as protesting his own posts being in the general
>>12057089loli x celestia
>>12057127Unf>You'll never have femsnails sensually suck on your wings
>>12057161Someone said that something bad happened to him before.
Just doodlin' big horses.
>>12057160dead in a ditch thank god
>>12057170>singing songs about the lake to the lake
Let's make a SR3 pony mod and call it Saints Row: The Herd
>>12057160in the pile with all the other terrible horses
>>12057186>tfw no mlpgers to play it with
>>12057181Put your cockOn your tabletAnd trace over itThen turn that into a pony
>>12057089Tiara's Chrysalis flash.
>>12057186I think I would randomly gain the power to hit people through their computers and use it to hit you in the face.
>>12057165reminds me of this one screencap, it was a time where a lot of IPs couldn't post on 4chan due to some technical fuckup, but only a few people could still postand this one namefag posted like 10 times in a row in MLPG, responding seriously to all the posts, seemingly oblivious that he was the only one able to post for a period of like 30-40 minutes
>>12057172uhm.does that actually exists?
who keeps saying I'm ded
>>12057195>terrible horsesCC pls, she is a wonderful horse
>>12057205Fine, then let's at least make a simulator game where the player is a cop in charge of arresting hitchhikers.We'll call it Counter-Hike!
>>12057215draw something then
>>12057215That's an old image.
>>12057233>draw something thenok one sec
>>12057215Are you still posting from the library
>>12057206i do remember a tripfag who responded to everything. it wasnt technically shitposting but it sure was annoying as hell. maybe not because of the many replies but probably because they were low quality posts.
>>12057250watI thought that was Nanaki
>>12057242Make it Princess Bitch!
>>12057256Nanaki's a biterGG did it first
time for acid
>>12057089I tried that frenulum edging thing to a greentext and I curled my toes, that's the only time I remember doing it
>use RNG to pick an episode to make a gif from>A Friend in Deed>there is NOTHING interesting
>>12057213not reallyjust imagine celestia summoning a little girl to equestria and pleasuring her
>>12057282A little early for April Fools, anon.
I wish I had a bigger dick
Resident Evil 2's beginning section really sucks.
>>12057278I tried it twiceNot really much better then my regular edging sessions.
>>12057292pls, she is a nice horse and doen't deserve this
>>12057282Take the next step, make meta gifs
>you will never grab braeburned's butt
>>12057181sb what are those neck muscles supposed to be?
>>12057291I'm serious, all of the good stuff was already gif'd.
I really like Cloudchaser's mane.
>>12057324That's true for pretty much all episodes though, so why bother?
>>12057303Why would want a bigger dick?Why not a smaller dick?Why not no dick at all?Why not have a vagina?!A horse vagina!!!That you can wink with
>>12057303but applebloom you dont even have a dick
>>12057303I wish MLPG wasn't so obsessed with the size of their dick.
>>12057334And thus began the three fillies adventure on getting a dick and a dick cutie mark
>>12057337I wish MLPG didn't have people that bragged about their big dicks
>>12057337>MLPGIt's not just us.
>>12057337I'm not5"(probably 6" if I lose ALL OF THIS FUCKING FLAB) here, I don't want a bigger one.
>>12057311They key is to limit yourself to only stimulating the frenulum and area under the head, don't stroke at all or it gets ruined. You can feel the orgasm build in waves, really slowly, until you''re so close that you want to grab your cock and stroke for dear life, but resist. It takes 20-30 minutes but the buildup and desperation to cum makes the final orgasm explosive. If you can't do it right, wait a few days until you're really horny, and then do it, the increased sensitivity helps
everyone's gettin fuckedd
>>12057341Its Stormwalker's identical sister. The pega-triplets: Stormwalker, Cloudchaser, and Flitter.
>>12057353Nanaki's gone, now all that's left is SB.
>>12057316She may be a nice horse, but she isn't a good horse.
>>12057289>the girl is gigantic>turns out the toys for the show are life sized
>>12057385what are they doing->no hatoh gosh
>>12057385GG, YOU'RE OKTHANK GOODNESS
>>12057373There's 8 and an eighth anon
>>12057337I just want a pony to suck my dick, once. Once is all I need, then I can happily leave this world.
>>12057303Oh really? Would you like me to give you one?
>>12057373How do we know SB isn't compensating with all the hyper he draws?
>>12057385GG HOW ARE YOU HAVE YOU SEEN PACIFIC RIM YET
>>12057385>tail dockI CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU'VE DRAWN THAT BEFORE
>>12057385WATCH OUT FOR THAT LIGHTNING BOLT!
>>12057371Flitter was the first pony I ever came to, but she's not my waifu
>>12057369i tried doing it oncei couldn't get it to workthis sounds so gay, but i wish mlpg would show me how to do this in real life ;-;
>>12057382>but she isn't a good horse.yes she is you asshole, yes she is...
>>12057405YesVery much so
>>12057385forgot a few important details
>>12057406He needs to draw hyper so he can size shame himself properly
>>12057369Like I said, I tried it twice, both times with 0 stroking.It really wasn't that much better then regular edging.
>>12057385That horse is naked in front of a minor.
>>12057411>I CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU'VE DRAWN THAT BEFOREi have
>>12057385>>12057427that tailoh gosh
Well guys, wish me luck. I don't mean to turn this into a hug box but I have an exam tomorrow and i go to uni in spoocks-ville.I be honest, i'm nerves as hell.
>>12057441Were you here before?Talking about comic/quest updates and some twins stuff?
>>12057416search xtube, there's a bunch of videosAlso don't masturbate until you get to the point where you're completely desperate, if I wait 5-6 days I'll be so horny that I'll cum in a minute. when you're hyper sensitive like that, it's much easier to do, because you have to just barely touch it. Just the lightest touch, really tease yourself, just barely brush your pinky fingertip across it until you start to feel it
>>12057458I am updating though
>>12057452good luck anon even though i hate you i hope you do well.
>>12057423Good at being bad.
>>12057458Thats strange, I tried to spoiler something there.test
>>12057431different stroke, different folks, the best orgasm I ever had was from it
There was some lineart in that Flash file of all the WA cadets.
When are all the big dick anons going to post their dicks?At least we'd be able to have the speculation behind us
>>12057467That's good to hear. Whatever happened to that plan to make questing your primary source of income?
>are you an organ donor?>cause I could really use some of your bone in me
>>12057472what is so bad about blue horse?
>>12057482That's pretty cool
>>12057483NeverThey're all 5.5" or less.
>>12057491I'd love it if Fluttershy used cheezy pickup lines on me
>>12057483[insert comment about /soc/ here or something]>>12057494What's so good about blue horse?
>>12057517She's fast and pretty and blue!
>>12057517>"You really think I'm smelly?"
>>12057511you're in luck it's canon
>>12057483I've got an upward curve like this that comes up and toward me, so it appears smaller than it ishttp://i.imgur.com/0igElBX.jpg
>>12057467I don't think all of your message came through
>>12057508Fluttershy pls.Don't make me tip off animal protection.
lets discuss horse dicks instead
>>12057517>What's so good about blue horse?She cares deeply for her friends, and would put herself in harms way for them. She has grown up quite a bit since the beginning of the show learning to put her ego in check for the sake of others. She often puts her own enjoyment aside for the sake of her friends to make them happy, she is always there for them when they need her the most, and is the first to jump at a challenge presented at her. and she is a qtut
>>12057519She's pretty entertaining just to watch toI find myself just watching Dash most of the time whenever she's on screen
>>12057482I've never actually seen Thunderlane's CM before.And I've never really compared the sizes of the stallions/mares.
>>12057519Too bad her personality isn't fast or pretty.
>>12057545It's always dicks with you folks
>>12057562>pony's pussy on donut action
>>12057545where do you think the term medial ring came from and why did it become so widely used? google shows no official source for this word every being used officially.
>>12057573It's a ringIt's in the middle...ish area
>>12057568I never talk about dicks, I would rather talk about butts.
I like pony pussy more than human ones
>>12057562Dash emerged as the best character of season 3, all your old bias is quite petty and transparent.
>>12057591You've never had either.
>>12057593That fucking hugI feel like it was years of built of blue balls for Scootaloo just exploding into a cuddle all at once
>>12057467Is there anything you won't draw
>>12057615Do you think that there are people who have posted in mlpg who have only had horse pussy?
pony just wants to gobble you up
FACT: No anon in MLPG has an 8"+ dickIt says so in my book
>>12057593>Faust knew that Dash would be a bad role model for Scootaloo>Hasbro forcing it any way
>>12057593She really was quite amazing in S3. Its like she showed everything she learned from S1 and 2 all in one go. Best horse of the season, and SiP was best episode of the season.
>>12057645FUCK YOU ROOGNA
>>12057615True, but someday I'll have a pony one, it's just a matter of time. It might take me 20 years to get a mini mare and some land, but you're goddamn right I'll do it. I'll even record it, in HD with studio quality lighting, all mic'd up to capture the squelching in 5:1 surround.
>>12057593>RD will never give you a wing hug
>>12057640It's not like all of Faust's ideas are golden. The FiM team made Dash a little more real and caring in some of S2 + S3, even if it takes her a little while to get it through her thick head to act that way.
>>12057640Faust had some bad ideas. I mean overall she was great, but not infallible.Being the element of loyalty i think gives her the means to try her hardest to be there for anyone in need. Maybe she isnt as good as she could be, but damnit if she doesn't try her hardest.
>>12057667Good night.Don't let the 5 inches bite.
>>12057667Where's your human Gilda?
>>12057667Oh gosh I wanna squeeze that
>>12057667I want to rub it
>>12057649Roogna? Who is Roogna?
>>12057675Dash never half asses anything
>>12057593Rainbow Dash is a good character. She just doesn't interest me very much.Not sure how much I like Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo being close now, though. We'll just have to wait and see with that one.
>>12057545http://imgur.com/ypkvV4jit bothers me slightly when i see someone draw the sheath disconnected from the body. not enough to ruin the picture but i will always know its there.
>>12057708>disconnected from the bodywhat
>>12057637your book a shit
If anybody lives in New England and owns a pony mare, we can make some money together. Get some decent lights, I've got a camera that shoots 1080p, and we can record some quality horsefucking the likes of which the internet has never seen before. Caledonian-nv is buying high quality beast, and I can even set up a site with a high-risk CC processor and overseas hosting to keep legal, then we split it 50/50. There's literally only two sites on the internet that have recent(as in within the past 5 years) man on mare content, and demand is high. We'll be rich, rich off horsefucking dollars.
>>12057706>>12057593>implying the show will explore Dash and Scoots' relationship more
>>12057718I really hope you're seriousNot because it interest me but it's hilarious
>>12057718Make sure you get an 8" anon to do the fucking
>>12057703I want to spurt a week's worth of jizz all over that fat ass, white on blue shows up well
Good night everyone.I can sleep peacefully knowing that GG isn't ded,dead,or hating us.
>>12057733That's exactly what I think. I doubt we'll see any more of them together in any meaningful way, but you never know.Just gotta wait and see.
>>12057733It probably won't be the focus of any single episode, but I bet they'll make plenty of cute nods to it.(Or maybe we'll get an episode where Dash and Scoots go on a treasure hunt together. Or they accidentally sign up for a beauty contest together but find out the prize is Wonderbolts related so they do it anyways)
Celestia Quest resuming in 13 hours and 15 minutes.
Which pony would you most like to spend time with doing nothing sexual whatsoever?
>>12057746GG will never hat us, or die.
>>12057733>Crippleorphan will never get any development beyond her cutie mark
>>12057744I don't understand over the ass when you could do it inside of it, but that's just me