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MLP General round the outside.

Round the outside.

Old non-legendary horse. >>12011024
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>>12014561
What the fuck is that?
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SHIT I MISSED MY HORSE!
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>>12014581
All of the mares are pretty ponies.
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>>12014591
new pokemon legendary
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>>12014591
ur mom
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>>12014561
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re1_IdVjuaw
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>>12014585
Why would Dash be shock by this?

Yes.
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>>12014585
yes Dash, with you. we can go see Man of Steel.

would you like that?
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>>12014591
the hip new mlp OC
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big princesses
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ANONYMOUS LOVES FLUTTERSHY
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Do you mlpg take pony to be your lawful wedded waifu?
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>>12014625
my name is anonymous
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>>12014623
How big of a Princess will Twilight grow to?
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>>12014625
ANONYMOUS-ES LOVE TWILIGHT SPARKLE
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>>12014631
yes
first
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I'm glad it's over.
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>>12014581
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>>12014616
>not waiting for the weekend and seeing Pacific Hype
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>>12014631
You're a bit slow on the draw, ain't'cha.
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>>12014644

And do you, pony take anon to be your lawful wedded husbando?
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>>12014625
DANG STRAIGHT!

But I have a shitty name though.
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I want to make a BDSM pony OC named Lovelock.
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>>12014614
Why is Dash melting?
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>>12014638
As big as her friends.
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>>12014561
That horse has claws on its wings. What does it do with those?
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>>12014656
that comes out this weekend?
nevermind then, we can see that instead.
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>>12014638
the biggest
once she discovers that learning new magic makes her bigger, she's going to go on a learning binge until she's as big as Celestia
then she'll sheepishly shrink herself so she can appear in public without making it look like she's trying to overthrow her mentor
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>>12014585
>Dash's cutie mark
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>>12014665
But she not!
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>>12014667
Applebloom IS a big pony!
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>>12014656
>those faces
Never fails to amuse.
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>>12014682
Would you still be with pony if pony had the hiccups and could never stop?
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>>12014677
IS SHE OK?
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Yes
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MLPG...

I want some sockies.
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>>12014667
>AJ is a womanlet
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>>12014682
what's wrong with it?
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>>12014688
that's such an unf Dash
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>>12014708
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>>12014716
Hey-O
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>>12014709
Could thing shes cosplaying as a little pony!
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>>12014660
oppsies
>>12014704
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>>12014719
That is sexually invigorating.

I wanna be that pony, with sockies.
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>>12014631
Yes.
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What's the deal with bronies and bad dubstep and rap?

I just don't understand it.
It's all so bad, but people like this stuff.

I've had someone tell me that brony rap was better than most of the hip-hop coming out today and it just baffles me that someone could actually believe this.

It makes no sense.
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>>12014713
You don't say?
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What if pony wanted to be your partner?
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>>12014710
Nothing.
I just thought it was funny that it's just a loop-da-loop and a zig-zag.
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>>12014719
GHOST PONY SOCKS
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>>12014735
too bad
that pony is already that pony
you can't be her
that would be impossible
you will never be a cute pone in cute socks
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>>12014738
does anything about this whole thing makes sense?
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do you think twilight and spike ever make sweet love to each other?
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>>12014745
I do say
Dash is a very unf pony
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>>12014750
In crime?
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>>12014738
Because the genre already suffers from an insufferable amount of people who think they have talent. Add to that a medium that tends to discourage those with real aesthetic ability from perticipating in it (or at least that they only partake with certain parameters) and you've got the storm for a suckfest.
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>>12014738
they're either really young or have never deviated from their music preference
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>>12014764
unf flitterbutt unf
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>>12014774
No
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>>12014756
oh
hehe
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>>12014778
No, pony is not a filthy, degenerate criminal. Why would you even ask that tex?
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>>12014764
>
[whimpering and longing intensifies]


C-can we at least pretend, anon-kun?
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Yeah, okay.
This didn't work out very well.
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>>12014797
Then what kind of partner?
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>>12014798
fine geez
you don't have to cry about it
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>>12014837
[yaying intensifies]

I'mma happy sockpony.
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>>12014811
Your lawyer partner.
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Would you give Trixie your love?
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>>12014879
Your sparring partner?
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>>12014738
>bad dubstep

Theres another kind of dubstep?
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>>12014890
I'd give that pony, and that pony, my love.
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beep boop
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>>12014810
move her head a little closer so her mouth is actually making contact with Anon's head

as it is it looks more like she's just whispering to him with her face very close to his
which is kind of cute in and of itself
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>>12014928
Wow, Colgate is chubby, and not the good kind either.
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>>12014928
I wish that pony would brush my teeth
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>>12014869
why is Boxbot a car?
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAA

MOTHERLY ALICORN PRINCESS OVERPROTECTIVE OF MEEEEEE
MOTHERLY ALICORN PRINCESS OVERPROTECTIVE OF MEEEEEE
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>>12014943
What a cutie. But why is she bald?
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>>12014778
Why does he only have a falchion?

And Why is he wearing Rances armor?

Oh god.

What would happen if Rance made it to Equestria?
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She lost her youth and she lost her pony
Now she's lost her mind!
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>>12014965
>____
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>>12014894
I'm not that well-versed in the genre, but I think these two are pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGID6HG_uA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsffjnj0Oc
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>>12014965
He would fuck all the princesses.
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>>12014965
I'd like to buy an R
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Adhjndyncarkmfaufa25$,3bcshnf
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>>12014987
>Mixed by appleblm
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>>12014993
Sorry, that's not how you play. We'll have to move on to the next contestant.
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>>12014965
>>12014988
What if its Celestia, all along?
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>>12015021
Lyra stop trying to type like we do.
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>>12014993

>buying consonants
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>>12015030
Friendship?
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>>12014965
It doesn't look that much like rance's armor.
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>>12015041
#stopdiscrimination
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>>12015041
>ME3 multiplayer
why would you even
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>>12015042
No, Tex. That's not how you play, either. You have to tell us you'd like to solve the puzzle, first.
buncha chumps up in here, I swear
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I want a pony to sit on my lap.
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>>12015031
w-why would you post that picture?
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>>12015080
Me too, but more specifically Derpy
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>>12015065
>ME3
why would you even
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>>12015052
It's impossible for that pony to not look good.
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Day 140
7/10/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,185 (Running Total: 851,085)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 27,270 (Running Total: 3,723,890)

Wow. Quite the spike in activity today. Guess we had a lot to talk about with the new mini and all.

Certainly not a bad thing. Overall, I think it was a good day! Other than that thread deletion. But that didn't really do anything at least.
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>>12015092
I like her eyeshadow
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>>12015092
Eh, she's okay.
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>>12014738
whats not to like
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>>12015107

>day 140
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>>12015086
Because I love that image? Here, have this cute one here.
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>>12015107
I read them!
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>>12015079
I'm pretty sure I won the game, goat train, now hand me my prize pony.
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>>12015121
Is he okay?
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>>12015107
I'LL MISS YOU LETH
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>>12014810
Anonymous looks like a moai.
I think it's the entended pointy chin and the really big nose that's doing it.
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>>12015111
I like her everything.
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>>12015136
Why can't I be born as a pastel pony living in a country? They seem to have all the fun.
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>>12015107
>new mini

It was just a preview right?
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>>12015107
I read all of them, silly! In fact I wish they were longer
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>>12015126
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>>12015136
Well, since no one else seems to be playing, I guess you win by default.

Here's the grand prize: one pony!

>>12015151
I was trying to avoid samefacing all my humans. Did I go too far?
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>>12015181
That's one of my favourite Celest pictures out there
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>>12015168
Nope, AJ one's out.
http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.php
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>>12015187
Excellent.
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>She really wanted this hat. I told her she could have it for $9.99
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>>12015121
>filename
It was Hardstyle you plebian
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>>12015207
I kind of want that hat.
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I want to make a chatty pony OC named Prattle.
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>>12015049
Its the stupid half chest plate bullshit
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>>12015121
What did that guy even trip over?
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>>12015226
too bad you're all talk
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>>12015145
tumblr pls
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>>12015238
he walked off the back of the stage
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>>12015238
He fell off the ledge behind the curtain.
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>>12015207
>stock twily vector
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>>12015238
Ghost pony took a nap
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>>12015248
>>12015255
Him falling is just so hypnotic for some reason.
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>>12015258
I need to get me that snapback so bad
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>>12015265
>Ghost pony anon's ghost will never come back to him
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>>12015243
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>>12015121
is that eurobeat?
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>>12015282
don't we all
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>>12015299
>hardstyle
I don't think so...
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>>12015299
That's DJ Midli
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>>12015151
Let's try this again.
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>>12015207
Is... Is that a white Clementine?
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Regardless of what he tripped over, the real question is - is he okay?
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>>12015333
Yeah, that looks like she's making contact.
She's such a sweetie.
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That's my horse!
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>>12015340
I dunno, she's not keeping that hair short.
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>>12015333
my heart hurts when I see pictures of that pony
I think I love her
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>>12015340
She isn't keeping her hair short.
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>>12015352
that was at least a twelve foot drop
he's probably not going to be okay
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What would a good name for a pony harem be?
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>>12015368
>>12015364
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>>12015377
>stock vector
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have you masturbated your pony today?
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>>12015377
>ron
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>>12015207
>exposed shoulder

Lewd.
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>>12015385
you mean like a marem?
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>>12015352
He'll be fine.
Probably.
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>>12015385
a marem
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>>12015373
>3 hours of brony dubstep
>only one good drop
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>>12015187
>>12015333
It was probably fine, sorry. It just looked a bit unusual and I thought the similarity was kind of funny.
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>>12015377
Shit I want that
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>>12015402
Twice!
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>>12015412
11/10
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>>12015407
Haha I wouldn't worry about it
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>>12015402
yes
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>>12015366
She loves you, too.
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>>12015333
That is a cutie. You think Marker would try to cheer me up with a boop on my nose?
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>>12015333
IS SHE KISSING HIM?
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>>12015437
Everything will work out in the end.
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>>12015144
that's right little man, wait till your older
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>>12015402
is acid a pony?
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>>12015461
>tfw no little horsie kissin me
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>>12015446
>>12015428
where did you guys get a pony?
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>>12015449
Oh gosh~
she's beautiful
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>>12015475
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>>12015416
Nah, it's cool. I'm glad you said something, because comparing the two, the first one's head looks really big.

>>12015450
Marker and Gloomy cheering you up would be two very different experiences.
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LINEART IS HARD WHY BOTHER PEOPLE LIKE 30 SECOND MSPAINT DRAWINGS BETTER ANYWAYS
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>>12015475
that's my favorite line of that song
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>>12015483
Thats not Berry Munch
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>>12015412
lel
my sides are gone
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>>12015477
I'm not supposed to tell
they said they would take my pony away
sorry
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>>12015483
I think you may have misnamed that file.
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>>12015483
Why does a little kid have a beauty mark and makeup case

Is she trying to earn her Slut Badge?
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>>12015402
just finished
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>>12015514
Badgerben plas go
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Sup?
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>>12015483
I agreement
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>>12015405
>>12015410

Guess it's settled!
What about a pony liquor store?
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>>12015537
the moon
the stars
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>>12015494
Pinkie, your butt's coloring is messed up.
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>>12015540
Salt Licker
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>>12015512
>implying all blank flanks are little kids
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>>12015477
she's my imouto
how the fuck would i know
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>>12015483
yes she is
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>>12015537
what did you learn in school today
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>>12015547
Hasbro just messed up the censoring. Before Lauren left, part of her demands were to let her place anatomically correct horseports on all the ponies. Unfortunately she didn't say Hasbro could not censor them during their airings.
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>>12015498
BECAUSE COLORED SKETCHES LOOK WEIRD
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>>12015548

That's pretty clever actually.
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>>12015549
If the flank isn't blank, you're clear to wank
But if she has no goals, then make some foals
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>>12015485
Now that I think about it I haven't seen Xieril draw anything lately.
Even Tex is drawing more often nowawadays.
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>>12015564
How to work the shaft.
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>>12015587
>horseports
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>>12015548
>Salt Licker never has any Pussy Liquor
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>>12015591
Keep it loose and use soft colors.
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>>12015494
Pank is not for sad.
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>>12015587
Would you dock into a horseport?
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>>12015620
>tfw no usb pony to plug your stuff into
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>youwill never suck braeburned's salty D after a good workout
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>>12015650
Pony should use their own dock in their horseport.
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>>12015650
Yes!
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>>12015599
He said that his tablet doesn't work with his new computer, and he drew a couple of pictures with a mouse.
>tfw someone's mouse-drawn doodles are better than your tablet-drawn pictures
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>>12015653
but braeburned isn't a qt mare, why would I want to do that
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>>12015650
I'd run my ship into a ponies horseport
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>>12015630
I'll try that sometime, but for the most part, I prefer lines.
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Anyway about to head to bed but I finally drew an age-appropriate coltdong since people keep asking.
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>>12015669
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>>12014774
every once in a while if spike is really good or if it's his birthday

twilight will let him inside her
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>>12015641
but then Pank would just be an always happy caricature with no depth and no appreciation of the really good times
Do you even listen to her songs?
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>>12015650
i would put my penis into horse buttcheeks if thats what you mean
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I'm going to do it this time MLPG, I'm going to learn how to draw.
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Why is horsefucking taboo
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>>12015717
Don't do it, you have so much to live for!
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>>12015701
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>>12015333
why is she so perfect
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>>12015512
>implying she isn't covering up her cutie mark so that she can make legal yet still somewhat questionable equestrian porn.
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>>12015728
because of horse AIDS
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>>12015714
Would you safely remove it from her buttcheeks or just pull it out without giving one fuck
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>>12014667
i just remembered how unattractive human women are
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>>12015717
Go for it.

>>12015714
That's not what I meant at all, how lewd.
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>>12015733
Bullshit anon. The only thing I have to live for is my hope that I will someday make it to equestria.
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>>12015717
Someone give him the number for a therapist
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>>12015717
that's insane
quick, let's both draw something!
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>>12015736

oh god
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>>12015748
>tfw your floppy disk gets corrupted
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>>12015744
Hello new head canon
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>your favorite stallion will never give you a good butt rut
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>>12015641
Would Pank be for mellow
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>>12015728
it feels so good that we can't let people know about it
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>>12015793
But that's even worse
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>>12015770
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>>12015707
and it's beautiful
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Thread of the ded
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>tfw you buy apple products over other products because it reminds you of Applejack
Why does this keep happening to me?!?! She is not even my favorite pony!
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Never ded - just asreep.
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>>12015812
you've been a good boy today spike

how about a special treat, i'll let you fuck my ass tonight
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>>12015875
I hope to god you mean the fruit
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>>12015793
>that color job
>those white pixels
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12015690
and?
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>>12015895
unf
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>>12015897
Not just apples. Apple juice over soda. Apple candies over other candies. Apple shampoo over the other crap. All reminds me of AJ.
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GAK IS BACK BABY
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>>12015926
How about Applejack cereal
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>>12015875
I once ate an entire apple
like the whole thing, core and all
i blame you applejack
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>>12015690
don't be a GG
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>>12015926
Oh, I thought you meant Apple electronics.
I was worried for a bit.
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>>12015910
Would it be disrespectful to the artist if I tried to fix this?
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>>12015965
what am I looking at here
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>>12015976
I'd tell 'em first.
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>>12015921
>>12015959
Check the sub ya mooks.
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>>12015976
I don't care.
Just please, do it.
If I was the artist, I'd be thanking you.
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>>12015959
>needing to be spoonfed

small penis: http://mlpg.co/art/src/1373519869993.png
large penis: http://mlpg.co/art/src/1373519913718.png
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>>12015980
It was this request >>12014527, but I kind of twisted it.
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>>12015953
How are you even supposed to eat the core?
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>>12016003
its kinda unpleasant
applejack is hardcore
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>>12015991
Any clue who the artist is? I'd hate to step on someone else's toes.
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>>12016002
DOOKS
BORRA LAS LÍNEAS DE BOCETAJE DE LA CABEZA
POR FAVOR, ME ESTÁS MATANDO
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>>12015947
I don't buy cereal.

>>12015973
Fuck that apple. Its not even apple at all. And I know AJ would not have that kind of computer at all.
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>>12016002
is that a rock she's standing on?
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Why doesn't anyone love me
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>>12016024
because you're fucking ugly
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>>12015994
Oh, it's over there. Yeah, I never go there. Nobody ever goes there.

Also, I'm disappointed.
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>>12016024
because you're a pandering retard horse
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>>12016022
>I don't buy cereal.

TOO GOOD FOR CEREAL HUH?

DO IT FOR TREEKICKER
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>>12016021
AAAA TODAVIA NO LO TERMINO, SE SUPONE QUE ESOS SON LOS VALUES

Mañna lo termino, lo juro.

>>12016023
Yeah.
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>>12015994
Is there a medium penis?
The jump is a bit big
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>>12015992
>>12015994
Everytime you draw something that isn't snips snails or your ocs they always look bored. What gives?
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>>12016024
I love you, Derpy
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>>12016024
ME ME ME I DO DERPY WITH ALL MY HEART
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>>12016024
Try to not be so ugly
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>>12015992
why do I even follow your porn tumblr?
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>>12016044
Oh, okay.
But seriously dude, try erasing the sketch lines of the pony's heads. It doesn't look very good...
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what's it like to take a dick in the ass

i bet it feels good

no homo
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>>12016022
The Apple Family owns one family computer
it is ancient and gray and dusty and accepts floppies
it is used to run Excell, Solitaire occasionally, and lately Applebloom has been using it to IM the rest of the CMC cute pictures of cats via their dial-up connection
as a result, everytime something goes wrong with it, Applebloom is called to the scene, because she's the most computer-literate of the family. She usually just reboots it or turns on the monitor, though.
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>>12016076
I will, it's not like I leave them on my finished pictures or anything.
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>>12016055
>>12016052
Why do people love an imaginary horse but no one loves me?
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>>12016068
I'll start putting stuff on there soon. After the con.

>>12016046
Idunno.
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I want to be a pone just so I can scrunch.
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>>12016088
>implying Applebloom doesn't run GNU/Linux and only uses software that respects her freedoms
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>>12016081
It feels like pooping in reverse.
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>>12016088
I feel sorry for Applebloom born into the computer world. I be she will brag about the said computer, whether Sweet Belle would have something like a high rig computer thanks to her parents.

And Scootaloo would use the library computer because no home.
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OK MLPG, which would you rather

Eat an entire barrel cactus, spines and all

Or hug Pinkie Pie for five minutes
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>>12015994
What a cute little dick.
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>>12016111
I find myself scrunching all the time. It's a real expression, but I can't stop thinking "scrunch" when I do it anymore
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>>12015993
Oh well. I did it anyways. If anyone asks, you didn't get it from me.

Good night, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure.
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>>12016131
I'd hug panka
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>>12016105
Shut up crusty cunt.
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>>12016131
eww, I'll take the crab juice
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>>12016143
Yeah, yeah.
Beefed it.
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>>12016143
10/10
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Draw requests?
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>>12016131
Box.
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>>12016162
princesses
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>>12015875
i bought some chocolate donuts because it reminds me of horse anus holes
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>>12016126
This is too cute to eat. I do not want to eat it.
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>>12016159
HER EYEBROW
HER EYEBROOOOOWWWWW
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>>12016162
Everyones an alicorn but Applebloom (schoolkids)
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>>12015299
No. I was later that night and wore unflattering black and blue horizontal stripes.
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>>12016162
Applejack
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>>12016158
ok

would you rather drink two gallons of cold crab juice

Or pet Rainbow Dash on the head a few times?
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>>12016194
No, I did her this morning
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>>12016159
>>12016017
>Any clue who the artist is? I'd hate to step on someone else's toes.
One GIS later
http://sirpayne.deviantart.com/art/Pinkamena-Ref-348711885
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>>12016105
but Dash
I love you
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>>12016204
Derpy
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>>12016203
BOX.
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>>12016203
am I allowed to wear a glove of any sort?
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>>12016203
Mt. Dew
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>>12016204
hot
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>>12016181
Is that Shannon Kent Spencer?
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>>12016233
No and you also have to let her hair weave in between your fingers a little
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>>12016203
>drink two gallons of cold crab juice


who in the fuck likes their crab juice heated up?
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>>12016276
oh my god

its a fucking shrine
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>>12016276
>off-brand chips
>not Doritos

This picture was so close to being perfect and then they beefed it.
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>>12016194
>>12016204
No worries, I drew her
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>>12016320
hat/10
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>>12016292
>when i was young i had a soda collection
>2 years later i was going to throw it out
>bunch of friends tried some
>it make everyone sick and puke

what the fuck i thought soda sealed in the container lasted forever. maybe because it was plastic bottles.
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>>12016320
I hat it
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Why is it so hard to just want to snuggle Pinkie Pie non sexually without coming across as some sort of weirdo
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>>12016363
>nonsexual snuggling
because you're fucking weird
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>>12016363
I thought you bought that pillow
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>>12016363
i want to watch rarity using the toilet non sexually without coming across as some sort of weirdo
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>>12016128
>Sweetie Belle goes over to Applebloom's house
>it's cold and windy out so they plan on staying inside
>she brought a super-fun game to play together
>asks Applebloom to take her to her computer
>"Sure thing!" Applebloom takes her into the room where The Apple Computer is and presses in one massive plastic button on a gray box the size of a radiator
>the box coughs and protests obscenely as a fan that has been in existence for roughly 25 years sputters noisily to life, the sound crescendoing to only a little bit quieter than a 747 taking off
>Applebloom shouts over the din, still smiling with excitement, "It'll be like this for about fourty-five minites or so, wanna get some hot chocolate?"
>Sweetie Belle, a little taken aback by the noise, shouts back "But where's the CD slot?"
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>>12016397
I want to have sex with Twilight non-sexually without coming across as some sort of weirdo.
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>>12016414
that fucking face oh my god
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Someone requested this. Still in WIP.
Got to look more on Winona art
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>>12016397
Can we agree that voyeurism and cuddle lust are at very different levels of weird?
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>>12016412
The best part is, I can totally see this happening
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>>12016118
>implying she knows the difference between software and hardware
>implying Applebloom knows what a Gnu is, much less a GNU/linux
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>>12016435
Oh, cool
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>>12016412
It is quite sad. I would totally give AB my old rig.
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You'd have just as many pony friends as you do human friends now if you got into Equestria
And you'd have no family
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>>12016414
>almost decent picture
>the fucked up sheath that goes up halfway

i like this girls art but goddamn she needs to study the cock more
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>>12016435
Looks like Applejack has a serious bone to pick with someone!
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>>12016435
Ooh, looks neat.
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>>12016421
oh geez i want to sort that candy bin so fucking bad
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>>12016486
>go to ponyville
>ponies have already learned about humans as a result of their TV show, Your Large Person
>you have no cash or way of getting by
>a qt neckbear mare with scruffy forelocks, a little pudge from too much Poneitos, and circles under her eyes shyly offers to take you as long as you let her study your anatomy as a live model
Would you do it?
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>>12016526
>qt neckbear mare

Hell yes
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>>12016421
I'm surprised there aren't as many Milk Duds in that basket. You ever had Milk Duds and Whoppers together? Shit's a religious experience, yo.
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>>12016435
ponies and swords is one of my favorite things
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I drew a pinkie
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>>12016526
Do we have to sleep in the same bed?
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>>12016469
>inb4 edgy /b/ fag makes a rape joke
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>>12016552
is she okay?
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>>12016526
is it this neckbearded socially retarded horse?
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>>12016539
It remains my headcanon that forelocks are basically the same as facial hare here, except of course both sexes have it to some degree. Scruffy forelocks indicate a lack of maintenance, styled ones indicate a clear effort, whereas simply shaved ones are the norm
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>>12016482
So I'd be completely alone?

I honestly wouldn't feel too badly about that. I could finally disappear, and I don't mean in the edgy "kill myself" way.

Also...would I still be human. If not what kind of pone would I be.
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>>12016564
Yeah, she's fine.
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>>12016540

Eurobeat, i know you said you were not going to remix Equestria Girls songs, but please reconsider.
The cafeteria song is pretty catchy.
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>>12016482
I would have zero friends if I went to Equestria anon.
At least until I made some.
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>>12016526
girl artists who dont take care of themselves are usually pretty fucken crazy.

i would have to make sure shes not a BCS first before moving in.
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>>12016566
>facial hare

Angel get off that nice human this instant.
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http://i.imgur.com/VsxuwNV.png

Ponies suck the heads
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>>12016482
>No friends
>No family
>No money
>No house
>A freak

I'd have to move my suicide forward
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>>12016577
I will second this request.
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Will we ever see StarSwirl?
What if he had a hard life and was a remnant of an age of war in Equestria?
His skills in magic were unquestionably good, he wrote the book on it. Is he greater than Twilight?
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>>12016540
your taste in candy is terrible
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>>12016577
I'm sorry man, but even as drunk as I am right now I'm not horribly interested in taking on Equestria Girls on any level. I don't even know if it's bad or good, I'm just not interested in watching it in the first place. I'm nearly done with SPB3 as it is.
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>>12016577
FUCK THAT

HORSEBLOWJOB EUROBEAT REMIX WHEN
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>>12016565
>turns out Lyra doesn't even like humans
>she's repulsed by you
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>>12016590
So you're saying in all of Ponyville, watching you sit in the gutter in the freezing rain, not even apple in your hand, not ONE of them would take pity on you and at least offer to let you come inside to get warm and dry?
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>>12016552
neat, more hotdog ponies for the hotdog pony folder
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>>12016617
>its actually Bonbon
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>>12016629
uhm, thanks I guess.
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>>12016617
>get to Equestria
>the ponies are exactly the opposite of what we thought as fanon
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>>12016540
>yo
Eurobeat, pls
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>>12016617
>lyra doesnt like real humans
>only cartoon show humans

makes sense
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>>12016590
>not becoming the terror of the Everfree
>not taming wild timberwolves to do your bidding
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>>12016646
>AJ has no hips or ass

Dont want to live anymore.
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>>12016631
>Sweetie Drops and Bon Bon roofie and double-team you
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>>12016652
fucking 3dpd
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>>12016586
I had an excellent leisurely morning edge session while thinking about getting head from Celestia, that was the most I've came in a long time. Fuck, she could work magic on your head with that tongue and those lips.
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Did hats just crash
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>>12016620
I'm certain of it
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>>12016606

Eurobeat pls

Equestria Girls may be dumb, but is pretty cute, watch it and it might change your mind.
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>>12016540
I've never had milk duds or whoppers
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>>12016662
>you never figure out which is which
>only one of them keeps in touch
>"Hey Anon I had a good time last night"
>"So did I...you."
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>>12016646
>DJ PON3 is tollerable as an individual
I can live with this
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>>12016652
We may enter Spongebob realms of opposite here, but the Lyra may actually like cartoon ponies.
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>>12016565
potentially.
>>12016554
>She blushes a little. She hadn't even thought about that, and is honestly pretty surprised you're even considering it.
>"I, um, I have a futon you could use, but it'a kinda small... probably not long enough. How tall are you? Are your beds expensive? Maybe I can just sleep on the futon for a while before I can get you something real.... Oh, but the bed's probably not long enough either...."
>She seems close to panic. She's come so far, but she didn't think to prepare for this likelyhood. Already you see telltale noodles creeping their way out of her bulging saddlebags
>>12016580
>you ask if she's on meds or something
>"Um..." She shakes one of her saddlebags, and it rattles with the sound of pills in a jar. "I'm allergic to certain varieties of pollen. Also, peanut butter."
>She paws the ground. "And bees. I don't like bees very much at all."
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>>12016679
Get some whoppers man, they are probably one of the few reasonably priced candies now days and they are delicious
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>>12016682
>she doesn't call Octavia Tavi
>she doesn't call Octavia Tavi

YES
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>>12016667
pony's muzzles look so soft, FIM ponies are designed to give the best blowjobs possible
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>>12016646
>Derpy is a fucking genius
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>>12016676
It's shit, I couldn't even watch it all
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>>12016692
That would just make her like a lot of us, though. Those of us that don't just watch horse cartoons.
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>>12016694
>reveal that I am Doctor Bees
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>>12016667
Do you guys read what you post sometimes and reflect on your life
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>>12016709
>and the most beautiful mare you've ever seen
>but shes also a bitch
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>>12016646
>Rainbow Dash is best pony
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>>12016721
Often.
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>>12016694
What an adorable qt.
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>>12016707
>>12016707

http://i.imgur.com/htDkiRE.gif

Royal blowjobs are my favorite. They even manage to look regal while they've got a cock in their mouth.
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>>12016721
Yes
I often realize that MLPG is the only thing that keeps me distracted from suicide
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>>12016723
Her heart of gold is actually molten mercury.
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>>12016721
it's why I never follow up with any lewd text if someone starts it, much to the disappointment of others
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Those new pokemon
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>>12016721
I try not to live in the past
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>>12016740
If anything I would say they look more regal.
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>>12016616
People are still on that? Sorry, it's not happening.
>>12016598
Could be worse.
>>12016651
Sorry. My vocabulary takes a turn for the worse on nights like these. That is, shitty nights.
>>12016676
Even if I did watch it and like it, I'm not horribly interested in remixing anything from it.
>>12016679
I think you're missing out, unless you have some sort of mouth condition that prevents you from eating such things, in which case it's probably best you don't eat those in the first place.
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>>12016721
I don't really post anything weird or disgusting.
Just some /tg/ related HFY with ponies every now and then. Other than that, just cute ponies all day erry day.
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>>12016723
>She has no ass
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>>12016721
I've come to terms with it, ponies are so sexually appealing to me and they give me spectacular orgasms, so I decided that it feels way too good to warrant stopping
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>>12016756
Mercury is molten to begin with you dunder head
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>>12016774
>>12016763
>>12016759
>>12016754
>>12016733

Man we are civil aren't we when we talk about things related to sexuals
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>>12016721
Yeah

Sometimes when I can't fap to pone because I think "Oh god if someone sees me my life is over"

But not "My life is over this is the bottom" because my life is pretty fucking sweet it's just that I fap to horses
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>>12016721
Look

I want to cuddle some thing

Pony is cute

This doesnt seem like some great leap of the imagination to me
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>>12016764
>>12016764

I wonder if they have competitions to see who's most skilled at pleasuring Shiny orally
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>>12016809
Pony is pretty cute.

And very cuddleable.
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>>12016792
It could be any of three states.
At room temperature or the temperature of a pony's body, it's viscous.
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>>12016764
Princesses aren't for sexual.
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>>12016807
>Oh god if someone sees me my life is over

This is the only thing I'm wary of. In the privacy of my own property where no one can see what I'm doing, you bet I'm gonna jerk off to ponies until I'm shooting dry, and then some.
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>>12016822
I don't think you truly understand what viscous or molten mean
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>>12016807
>you will never be able live out the rest of your days fapping to horse porn
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>>12016817
>Twilight Sparkle is the first to break Celestia's hundred year long winning streak
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>>12016824
They're even more for sexual than the average pony.
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>>12016824
That's simply not true.
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>>12016824
Correct.

They are for cuddling.
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>>12016824
I disagree
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>>12016824
Really?
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>>12016854
I love to cuddle Twilight during sex.
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>>12016848
Well if you think about it

Princesses have the sexual ability of an earth pony, unicorn, AND pegasuses
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>>12016824
Bullshit, they know exactly how attractive they are and love to tease their lowly subjects, because they get off on the thought of stallions trying to hide their dripping erections whenever they shake those plump asses around
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>>12016854
At least one person.
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>>12016863
you try to sex her but she's just so awkward about the subject you never get around to it.
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>>12016865
what about crystal ponies and changelings
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ok MLPG pick a pony

Just one now

Got it?

You are asleep but then wake up to find pony on top of you! No, not like that. They're asleep too. And put their entire weight on your torso.

What do you do?
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>>12016873
you're thinking of rainbow dash
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Celestia would be so disappointed if she could see this thread right now.
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>>12016869

http://i.imgur.com/HBg1xOh.jpg

Luna is such a tease
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>>12016885
Never move ever again.

Ever.
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>>12016885
I struggle to breath, that's a big pony, not the biggest, but it probably weighs more than me.
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>>12016895
I agree, we're not talking nearly enough about how much we'd pleasure her.
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>>12016885
Get a rock-solid boner, then ask her to please roll over to the side because she's very heavy and it's difficult for me to breathe
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>>12016885
>And put their entire weight on your torso
FUCK SHIT GET OFF RARITY
I CAN'T BREATH
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>>12016885
cuddle the FUCK out of her. Then sigh in happiness when she gives me a winghug while still unconscious.
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>>12016892
hheh
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>>12016906
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>>12016906
Three hours of pure pony pleasure.
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>>12016904
>>12016885
wait im confused

We have a fair idea about pony height now, but how much do pony weigh?
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How does one edge.
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>>12016874
yes
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>>12016856
I sure hope Prince Soarin wouldn't order me to do anything sexual with him~
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>>12016885
wrap arms around pony and cuddle her

then die of a heart attack
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>>12016895
She knows every thought you've ever had about any and everything pony related. All the lewd fantasies, all the drunken greentexts, everything. If anything, she'd compliment you on your vivid imagination, and maybe give you a smack on the ass.
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>>12016930
He'd order you tostop being such a beta
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>>12016895
nothing shocking about that. 90% of the world would be disappointed this thread and group of people exist.
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>>12016920
light enough to step on a cake
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>>12016885
thankfully, it's applebloom.

I'll still be able to get out of bed to use the bathroom
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>>12016920
I imagine about 50lbs
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>>12016936
Would he punish me if I don't?
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>>12016720
>she shrieks and runs away, all the art supplies and groceries fall out of her bag
>expensive pencils, watercolors, etc.
>looks like she was one of the betterdrawfags of the MLH community
>not that it matters, as a couple minutes later you are arrested by gruff armor ponies
>Turns out Doctor Bees was a reoccuring villain on the show you happen to resemble
what do you have to say for yourself, anon? You should already know pones are easily spooked.
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>>12016921
Masturbate, stop right before you're about to cum, then repeat until you feel you've had enough. Anything beyond an hour has diminishing returns in pleasure.
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>>12016935
>She knows every thought you've ever had about any and everything pony related
That's not good, that's not good at all.
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>>12016941
>90%
More like 99.9999999999999999%
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>>12016885
I hug the pony and go back to sleep.
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>>12016959
But how do I stop just before, and how will I know when it is?
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>>12016961
She doesn't care, but once she knows, she'll probably go out of her way to tease you as much as possible.
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>>12016951
Yes. 2 years hard labor and mandatory military service.
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>>12016972
You can't tell when you're about to cum anon?
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>>12016885
Dammit why does the show have to be so far away
She's so large and heavy

I'd wrap my arms around her and see if I can let her fall gently off of me on the mattress, so that it's just my arm that's suffocated instead of all of me
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>>12016943
Ponka is an exception. a few helium ballons were able to hold her up in "It's about time"

AJ in SAYS could weigh down an entire hot air balloon.
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>>12016983
unf
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>>12016943
That was just a really dense cake.
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>>12016920
Well, pony is on earth now so judging by their size and assuming density of a normal pony, then Celestia could weigh as much as 600lbs.

http://www.horseforum.com/miniature-horses/miniature-pony-weight-table-114930/

That's an unbelievable weight to be on your chest.
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>>12016981
>she teases you at every given chance
>she will never actually go beyond that though
Worse than hell.
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>>12016961
I'd probably be sent to the moon. She'd think I'd be too dangerous to be around her ponies.

JOKES ON HER MAGIC DON'T WORK ON THIRD DIMENSION DWELLERS
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>>12016983
Joke's on you -- the military is gay as fuck, so you can't stop me from getting off to this particular turn of events.
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>>12016972
Experiment. Generally, you can tell easily where the point of no return is, but if not, just keep going until the urge is strong, then stop. What matters is that you're continually delaying ejaculation, and the longer you delay it, the harder you cum in the end.
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>>12016961
I never really found the ponies sexy, so I'll live
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I'm gunna go to bed and pretend my snuggle pillow is Pinkie Pie and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me so there
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>>12017008
I don't think you understand. That mandatory service is there because of the conquest he's about to wage against the Griffons.
Have fun on the front lines, soldier.
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>>12017003
Exactly. They relish in your sexual frustration, it amuses them to see you squirm.
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>>12017023
>tfw I've been essentially doing that every night for what feels like forever now
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>>12017025
Griffons are hot
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>>12016920
a normal pony is about 200-500 lbs
a cartoon pony is maybe between 180-350 lbs
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>>12017025
So I get raped by a griffon later? Awesome.
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>>12017012
>>12016987
I don't want to go past the point of no return but wouldn't want to stop too early. Sounds like I have to be precise.
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wait for it
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>>12017023
I do that every night, minus the pinkie pie part.
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>>12016897
I hate how much femdom turns me on, because I like to think I'm not a submissive beta, even if in my heart I know it's true
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>>12017037
You're overthinking this, anon.
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>finally crack and make a furaffinity account
>follow some artists who draw my fetish
>150+ new art submissions everyday

what in the fuck how do furries draw so much
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>>12017026
>sadly, they had to find out that Anon is immune against their magic for some reason
>they were sore for weeks afterwards
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>>12017053
No jobs and no quality control.
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>>12017035
Dismembered and mutilated.

Griffins are very brutal and bloodthirsty.
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>>12017035
you're supposed to pretend you're not going to enjoy it
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>>12017037
You're overcomplicating things, haven't you ever done this before? Touch your dick, when you feel yourself getting close, stop, it doesn't matter how close, the point is to delay the final orgasm.
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>>12017053
being NEET helps
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>>12017044
It gives me an urge to dominate a bitch.
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>>12017056
>implying their massive horsey legs couldn't kick the crap out of you
You'd be all over the place by the time they were done, and not in a good way
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>>12017023
but your pillow doesn't smell of frosting or have a hot wet pussy you can lazily thrust into
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>>12017062
sexually?
Unf
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>>12017028
>you will never get drunk with mike
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>>12016999
i want to have celestia roll over on me in her sleep

it is a good death
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>>12017039
you're terrible
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>>12017062
I think I'll be such a good little fucktoy that they'll spare me, at least before they sell me to the dragons or zebras or something.

>>12017063
Oh, right. Sorry. Yeah the above would be horrible! Please don't rape me, big strong catbird~
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>>12016897
>wearing shoes

what a cunt, barefoot feels so much better
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>>12017069
>and not in a good way
It's like you don't even know this place. I can guarantee you that there is some Anon in here who would get off to getting kicked by marshmallow horses.
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which pony would be the most awkward in trying to have sex with you?
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http://deadspin.com/the-my-little-pony-convention-2013-highlights-video-i-740741758
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>>12017103
Fluttershy
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>>12017091
They don't take prisoners, anon. What do you think they eat out there? Their victims.
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>>12017083
It wouldn't be that good anon.
You wouldn't die, her whole weight would be distributed evenly along your body, though it may become extremely difficult to breath if her weight if focused on your chest.
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One time Pinkie Pie got bit on the fanny by Gummy really really hard.

She was ok, but it gave her a very serious case of swamp ass!
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>>12017113
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>>12017103
Scootaloo
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>>12017103
It would be pretty awkward with most of them since I don't want to have sex with them.
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>>12017070
>not having a scented pillow
>not sticking a custom oven-baked silicone mare vagina stuffed full of lube inside
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>>12017101
kicky
big
legs
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I'd rather get sucked off by a pony than fuck one, something about those eyes are so unf

http://i.imgur.com/c161XuI.gif
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>>12017107
I am okay with this.
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>>12017091
>implying dragons think you're worth anything
>implying they'd give you up to the civilized zebras
It's straight to the Diamond Dogs' mines with you
but you won't be mining as much as you'll be being mined by their penises, I mean.
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>>12017123
It's happening regardless.
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>>12017127
I want to tickle her legs and watch her squirm, trying to hold back the urge to kick
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>>12017113
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nom!
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>>12017136
In which case it would be pretty awkward.
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>>12017135
No prisoners, anon.
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>>12017113
Don't you fucking joke about that
Swampass is fucking awful
That shit's worse than batwinging
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>>12017132
Fluttershy looks good in my clothing
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>>12017135
oh no~
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Stop trying to tempt me into pleasuring myself to ponies, MLPG
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>>12017070
>you will never sleep in the same bed with pony
>you will never hear your pony wink faintly as she snoozes, no doubt thinking of you
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>>12017104
I really find people riffing all over this distasteful
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What does pony think of your penis compared to a stallion?
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>>12017178
just do it already, geez
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>>12017172
>>12017132
lewd
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>>12017135
Why wouldn't the dragons want a nice fleshy hole to keep around?
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>>12017172
Yet your clothes only look good in the trash
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>>12017181
lewd
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>>12017186
she probably thinks it looks weird.
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>>12017196
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>>12017178
There are worse things in life anon. It's not like youre abusing or hurting someone. God wouldn't care.
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>>12017172
That's a pretty small shirt then.
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>>12017110
>soft warm pony goddess on my body
hnnggg

what if she talks in her sleep

what would she say
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>>12017172
She looks good in any clothing.
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>>12017186
This was measured too using real pony as reference.
I don't recall the numbers though.
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>>12017213
havent you ever heard of trash talk!
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pony demands anal but you're all out of lube
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>>12017221
I've seen this picture a dozen times but never really noticed how cute that tiny shirt is on her
It would pair great if she had some panties on under there too
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>>12017218
It was bigger
She cut holes in it for her wings and made it smaller without my permission
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Congratulations! We at Hasbro has chosen you to write the lines for our new line of talking plushies! We are targeting our older fans with this line and as such we want some lines that will be appreciated by this target audience!
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>>12017192
because it's not made of gold, duh.
>>12017174
That's right, ya freak.
Hope you were in the Boy Scouts when you were a kid, 'cause you're going to be dealing with a lot of knots not THOSE kind of knots, the ones on their dicks, you know.
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>>12017224
im not asking the size, I'm asking what pony would think of it
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>>12017239
Lube or no, pony is SOL because it's not happening.
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>>12017216
>>12017189

I like this one but it's technically not a pony, so I guess it's ok
>>12016897
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>>12017224
Average pony penis length would be about 8 or 9 inches I think it said.
And stallions don't even get their entire length inside and they only last a few seconds.
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>>12017247
"Fill my party hole with your goof juice!"
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4 quests run by 4 different drawfags, all set in the same story woth different protagonists

puzzle's solutions can be found hidden in the other quests, and the indiviual stories are all interwoven

this will never happen;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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>>12017250
Stupid racist dragons
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>>12017247
>"I'm the best pony"
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>>12017247
"Please don't cum in my hair"
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>>12017247
No lines, just half an hour of moaning.
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>>12017247
WA HA HA
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>>12017271
>>12017273
>>12017278
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>>12017186
They think it's cute, and they like the way you buck your hips when they lick the tip
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>>12017278
Oh man, this
this so much
also
>Chic, unique, and magnifique~
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>>12017247
Harshwhinny Plushie
>"Synergy!"
>"Damn interns"
>"Lets fly to the office!"
>"Put me down you ruffian!"
>"You better not wrinkle my suit"
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Is MLPG ever good, or is just carious degrees of shit?
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>>12017218

Draw Rarity tailoring all these new clothes for pones. And repairing the torn and ripped adventuring gear.

Or more adventuring.
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Euro I'm feel bad that the Fiesta Equestria concert is blowing up on the internet. But I'd like to say you were awesome at EFNW a few days ago
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>>12017104
>guy in a full fursuit thats not pony related


uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why
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Give me requests and I will give you poorly drawn horses.
Or probably not.
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I wish retards wouldn't commission madmax to make comics like this. What is the point? There's no joke, no interesting feature about it. Just a waste of time and money on everyones part.
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>>12017300
It's pretty good right now.

Nice and chill.
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>>12017267
>what is gold bodypaint
Geez, it's like you almost don't want to be ravaged by dragons day in and day out until the only thing you know how to do is take dick and moan like a whore
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>>12017300
once the season starts, the place will change over night
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>>12017300
Do you ever post something pony related or do you just contribute to the problem and complain when it's not?
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>>12017299
>"Lets fly to the office!"
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>>12017315
Draw a soarin
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>>12017266
man, I can't even keep up with quests I'm interested in
forget that
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>>12017299
ah shit i read the first two lines and they werent very good so i lowered my hopes for the rest of the post, but you really turned it around.

well done
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>>12017312
It's actually a girl
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>>12017319
Nitrous oxide abuse is no laughing matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ
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>>12017329
Or they just tear him apart for easier storage.
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>>12017329
They'd almost certainly do it out of rage for being tricked out of a shiny golden statue. They won't be aiming to please you, just use you as their stress and anger relief toy. And they're going to have a looot of anger.
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>>12017300
>Is MLPG ever good, or is just carious degrees of shit?

Drawfags are the only good stuff. But we have

http://mlpg.co/art/index.html

for artists. Concentrated artsis.
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>>12017319
you cut off the last panel didnt you

you motherfucker
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>>12017311
Eh, if anything it's fair punishment for convulsing like a fucking moron. I need to figure out less frightening ways to move when I'm on stage and not singing, so at least for my portion it's somewhat fairly placed.

My problem was when people I know outside of the MLP music scene sent it to me to rub it in my face. I'm not proud of how I looked on stage that night or ever, for that matter, and it just kinda sucked to have them smear that in my face, intentionally or not.
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>>12017344
Thank you
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>>12017379
http://tan575.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Nitrous-Oxide-384313385

Nope, thats the entire thing.
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>>12017379
Mad Max usually keeps it to 3 panels.
Not that the 'jokes' manage to be funny even with the short length.
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>>12017380
I think it's pretty funny.
The best way to turn this around is to keep doing worse convsions for your next few performances.
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>>12017329
The hottest pony story I ever read involved griffins capturing Dash, tying her down, stuffing both her vag and rectum full of gems, and giving her to a dragon, who used his ridiculously long tongue to get all of the gems out before fucking her.
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I was going to write something tonight.

But then The Witcher 2 happened.
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>>12017403
Damn, I want a link to that
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>>12017403
You'd better have a link for me right now because I'm gettin all hot and bothered
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>>12017152
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>>12017380
this is probably no compliment but you seemed less creepy compared to the rest
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>>12017409
There's totally still time.
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>>12017403
woah nelly
woahohoh
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>>12017414
>>12017418
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82287/3/the-fire-in-her-eyes/chapter-3

All of the good parts are italicized, conveniently enough.
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>>12017428
Nope. It's morning now.
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>>12017422
Yeah, he looks pretty fucking normal.
Congrats Euro
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>>12017433
Dash has a nice ass in this picture
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>>12017403
THEY DO WHAT NOW TO HER?!
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>>12017442
That just means your more ready to do it.
Grab some coffee and bunker down.
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The sub has sunk!?
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>>12017446
Doesn't she always?
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>>12017457
But it's early morning and I haven't slept yet.
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>>12017457
*you're
Good night
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>>12017401
Like, even I found it pretty funny. Hell, the caption at the end of that video? I was laughing pretty damn hard. I just need to keep it in check or at least see how the pros do it.

>>12017422
Eh, I can appreciate the sentiment. Thank you, actually.
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>>12017459
Subs do that, anon.

It's kinda their thing.
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>>12017455
RAPE, PINKIE
RAPE
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>>12017465
I hope somewhere, somehow, she knows that I'm complimenting her great butt.
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>>12017473
>>12017401
Can I get a link to said video?
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>>12017480
Lewd
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Honk
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>>12017480
Best butt.
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>>12017498
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$1,000,000,000 or a really hot pony that wants to bang every night
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>>12017480
>Dash sits up in the middle of the night
>Tank peeks out of his shell on her nightstand and looks on, confused
>Dash utters aloud in a thoughtful tone, "Some pony is complimenting my ass."
>not talking to anybody in particular, it's the middle of the night.
>flops back down again and promptly resumes snoring
>the frequency of times this happens to her is part of the reason she takes so many naps.
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>>12017517
pony
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>>12017480
what if it isn't great, though?
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>tfw no mind control fics that dont involve Twilight or Discord
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>>12017517
for a billion dollars I'll find other anons who took the pony and have them killed and take the pony
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>>12017443
Thanks, I guess?
>>12017495
To be honest I'd prefer not to see it again, but I'm sure someone else here has seen it, and if it's alright, I'd prefer they hook you up with it than myself. It also includes my singing that night and I'm not proud of THAT from Fiesta Equestria, either.
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>>12017517
I'll go with the money.
With it, I can manufacture artificial ponies with machine sentience and profit bajillions. I would give off special markerpones to MLPG for free.
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>>12017512
just_another_day_on_spacestation13.png
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>>12017517
money
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Applejack = Long Haul
Fluttershy = Scavenger
Rainbow Dash = Bonecrusher
Rarity = Hook
Pinkie Pie = Mixmaster
Twilight Sparkle = Scrapper

Discuss.
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>>12017521
It must be pretty awkward when Fluttershy sleeps over
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>>12017537
>give off special markerpones to MLPG
But then they'll be fucked
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>>12017517
Could we just cuddle?
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>>12017517
life isn't just about fucking ponies, anon
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>>12017550
Yes.
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>>12017523
Then life wouldn't be worth living
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>>12017555
Are you sure

I mean that's like my motto / creed that I live by
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>>12017517
probably 1 Billion, unless I could seel the pony for more.
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>>12017561
speedy butt
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g-guys

is BCS gone forever yet
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>>12017517
With a billion I can just pay a human to act like a pony.
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>>12017546
>Fluttershy saw the whole thing and looks at Tank for an explanation
>he just shrugs and returns to his shell
>about five minutes later it happens again
>Fluttershy tries waving her hoof in front of Dash's face
>it seems she's doing it in her sleep somehow
>that morning, she brings it up to her friends and they all nervously discuss having her sent to be examined at a mental hospital
what have we done
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>>12017582
but with the pony, you can pay her to act like a human
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>>12017438
Neat.
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>>12017517
Pony
A billion is enough to live off for the rest of my life easily, but not really enough to actually have any sort of huge effect on the world
And honestly, if pony is ok with it it would be pretty easy to entrepreneur your way into a fortune
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>>12017586
>implying Fluttershy would be confident enough to inform her friends
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Well this happened, still need to mess with layers for more vibrant colors, but wasn't as bad as I thought without using the linework layer in SAI.
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>>12017582
Not the same.
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>>12017589
I don't think medicine is that advanced yet.
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>>12017608
Damn white people
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>>12017601
It also seems that her wings turned into socks, what a terrible future this is.
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>>12017586
Fluttershy has a nice butt.

We can haunt them from another dimension.
Neat.
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>tfw no loli thread on /b/
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No pone, no pone
I just want to be alone today
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>>12017618
They're really the worst.
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>>12017619
SHE NEVER AKSED FOR THIS
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>>12017608
Not like that. You could pay the world most beautiful and expensive escort to act like your pony of choice.
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>>12017638
But it wouldn't be the same as cuddling your real pony
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>>12017623
>going on /b/
>liking loli
>bringing it here
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>Applejack will never ask you to go with her to a signing to get her copy of Anal Sex the OST signed
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>>12017655
loli is the only reason to /b/
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>>12017638
....go on.
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>>12017651
But you would never have to work a day in your life and sit around a browse MLPG 16 hours a day.
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>>12017660
Applejack would be the type to go out and buy music
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>you will never carry femanon into town on your strong back
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>>12017655
>responding to obvious shitposting
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>>12017665
But that's what I do everyday
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>>12017597
>she keeps it to herself and tries to quell her worries as she goes back to sleep
>that morning as they're making breakfast together, Dash catches her 'mirin and assumes she has a thing for her, but doesn't say anything
>>12017622
>Dash starts catching Fluttershy saying that in the middle of the night
>mutual 'mirin ensues
>one night they both do it at the same time and actually wake up, notice each other, and freak out
>for the rest of the night they discuss strange premonitions in general but try as hard as they can not to mention each other's butts
we'll drive them to madness at this point
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>>12017660
>you encounter Rarity and Fluttershy at the signing
>they weren't with each other at the signing
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>>12017530
Personally I don't think people should be shitting all over the concert like they are.
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>>12017665
Jesus fuck just shoot me if it ever comes to that
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>>12017671
>You will never save up all your bits to buy your femanon a genuine Princess Tiara
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>>12017687
I honestly cannot find the video of what you guys are talking about
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>>12017681
Ponies have nice butts
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>>12017681
If we can drive them to touch each other's butts then my work is done
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>>12017671
>femanon will never carry you to town on her strong back
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>>12017700
see:
>>12017104
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>>12017712
thanks
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>>12017704
>IS THAT ALL YOU LOVE ME FOR ANON
>MY BUTT
>MY BIG LUCIOUS BUTT
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>>12017707
>femanon will never back you into town on her strong butt
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>>12017697
>you will never give it to her at the end of a romantic dinner
>you will never see the look on her face when she tries it on
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>>12017707
>anon will never carry you to town on his strong back
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>>12017725
>anon will never carry you to town with his strong cock
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>>12017725
>you will never have a back
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>>12017739
>baby got back
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>>12017339
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>>12017755
what's he reaching for
is it me
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>>12017755
mildly cute, anon.
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>>12017763
sure
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>Elder god tier
cumming in your mouth, don't spill a drop
>god tier
licking the cum off your fingers
>great tier
cumming on your body, leaving it there
>okay tier
cumming on yourself and immediately cleaning it up
>shit tier
cumming everywhere
>kill yourself tier
cumming in tissues
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>>12017706
>Both Dash and Fluttershy nervously bring up their "butt problem" at the same time
>Dash comes up with the plan to touch their butts together
>They figure they might as well, they've got no other plans other than asking Twilight in the morning
>and they don't really want to have to talk to Twilight in the morning
>>12017704
>The instant they touch butts all of Equestria simultaneously wakes up and freaks out
>They can hear the cries of panic and see the lights of entire startled households as everybody in Ponyville below suddenly becomes very self-conscious about their posteriors
>Dash turns to Fluttershy. "I think we're going to have to talk to Twilight about this one."
this would be a weird episode
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>>12017780
Butt it would be the episode to end all episodes
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>>12017104
why?
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>>12017723
>you will never watch her face light up as power and warmth flood her body
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I'm a white male age 18-45. Everyone listens to what I say! No matter how dumb my suggestions are!
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Guys don't panic
But I've some classified evidence that there're at least two ponies posting on mlpg RIGHT NOW
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>>12017517
it depends on the pony anon.
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>>12017777
what if you miss when attempting elder god tier
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>>12017798
homer please
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>>12017798
who is NBS?
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>>12017801
which ponies anon
this is very important
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>>12017789
I like the blurred watermark, that's a nice touch
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>>12017798
check your penisilege!
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>>12017801
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>>12017801
why aren't you posting this in the sub, now they'll know you're onto them!
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>>12017808
We're not sure
That's up to you to figure out
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>>12017798
but you're right all the time
of course we're going to listen to you
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>>12017789
What the hell is Mic trying to do?
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>>12017801
nsa pls
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>>12017825
Feel up that... green thing.
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>>12017818

Okay I'll try

This is an okay pony. His name is Soarin.
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>>12017846
>Soarin

That is clearly Jackie Chan
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>>12017833
Looks like he's trying to get him off stage.
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>>12017846
That's not soarin, that's spitfire.
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>>12017845
Madmax's work is funnier in her native tongue.
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>>12017801
Perhaps it's Twilight and Princess Celestia, backtracing Dash's latent psychic transplanar links.
If so, we're sorry about the whole 'butts' thing. Not very, actually. But we're sorry you found out about it.
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>>12017857
I prefer my version of events.
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>>12017846
that is a very cute pony
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>>12017860
DASH HAS BEEN SPOTTED
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>>12017884
I dunno it might not be Dash. She would be a little more offended. It might be Twilight.
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The next one may be harder to guess. New information suggests they are lurking. However, it's also been revealed that they enjoy drawing.
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I'm cold, I wish I had a pony to cuddle with.
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>>12017801
Alright.

GENTLEMEN.
Guess we've got a TRAITOR among us. To be precise, TWO traitors. It could be you, it could be me, it could be ANY ONE OF US.

Now, who could it be?
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>>12017904
Easy
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>>12017911
Well you don't.
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>>12017911
sexually?
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>>12017914
*pumps shotgun*
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>>12017902
Twilight would capitalize their names.
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>>12017904
It's TRIXIE! Just according to THAT DRAWING RIGHT THERE!
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>>12017931
>>12017914
*grabs 50. cal sniper and combat blade*
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>>12017935
Good point, it's probably Dash and she was trying to seem calm to not rouse suspicion.
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>>12017936
>implying Trixie doesn't only visit those 24/7 image dump threads for herself
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>>12017924
Sexually and non-sexually.
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>>12017952
*RPs crushing your cards like the largest faggot around*
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>>12017924

>Twilight
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