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Equestria is a beautiful place
post scenery
or ponies or whatever

Previous horse: >>11978163
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>rape
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From the moment you saw them, you knew.
The way they filled up book after book, even in a single day.
The way the lines were placed so precisely and effortlessly
The way the markings differed to show weight.
This was someone who loved art, who loved to draw.
You felt the envy creeping up your throat.
That person would never feel this.
Everything they would see, would just be inspiration for them.
That's how much they loved art, nothing would cause them to abandon it.
They would draw when they were sad, when they were happy, when they should have other things to do.
Maybe that's when you realized.
Talent, Drive, Inspiration. Call it whatever you want.
But no matter how hard you tried at it.
It would be work to you.
It would be life to them.

And that's when you felt yourself go cold inside.
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>>11983754
>those statues
>"I don't turn ponies into stone!"

Truely, the launcher of a million fics
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>>11983754
Is that a cupid pony statue?
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>>11983791
>Hot Beef

AWWWW YEAH
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>>11983792
>forth
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>>11983791
>tfw I always miss everything Jailbait draws there days
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>>11983754
backgrounds
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>>11983826
*these days
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By the way was the applejack comic posted today?
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>>11983792
Use the good version.
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>>11983794
Celestia just turns them into stone, because she knows she'll need them one day
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I SMOKE A LOTTA WEED
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>>11983843
>that pause on the last frame
>good
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>>11983794

but those stone pones are like ten times the size of a real pone, they are huge
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>>11983856
>the arrow looks like a dick and balls

it's perfect.
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>OCs
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>>11983792
this makes me remember why i love this cartoon
i wish it would air again
even though it will probably never be as good as it used to be
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>>11983754
I can post pony
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>>11983866
unf
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>>11983856
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>>11983856
This is not accurate at all, fetishes and meta need at least two tabs each
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>>11983856
what are you three doing out your tower
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>>11983791
>HB
He's just so grumpy.
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>>11983853
Now the interesting part of this idea, did they volunteer or were the voluntold?
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>>11983877
Hot Beef

In the middle of a heat wave

And I don't mean estrus season
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>>11983939
There was a comic on this where celestia like it or not turns the mane 6 into stone, because they become to powerful or something like that
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>>11983866
THAT MEANS THEY HAVE HUGE GUTS
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>>11983826
I just drew this
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>>11983981
Would you rip and tear pone?
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>>11983994
I'm glad you're not really ded
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>>11984001
No, I would gently hold them and keep them close to me and maybe smell them a bit if they didn't mind
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>>11983994
I know, but I'm not in the thread 24/7.
And this the first time in weeks I actually hear you say something.
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Requests?
Maybe I'll actually do some this time...
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>>11984079
HENRY
KILLINGER
AS A PONY
WITH HIS MAGIC MURDER BAG
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>>11984079
Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy having a tea party.
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>>11984079
I wouldn't blame you if you didn't.
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>>11984079
Twilight playing with trains.
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>>11984079
Applejack
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>>11983904
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Or whatever, you say?

>kidding
>don't hurt me scruffy
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Applejack's winking wet pussy
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>>11984079
CMC playing with a cardboard box
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>>11984110
>>11984113
/mlp/ pls go
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>>11984101
Here you are sir, that will be $3.50
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>>11984079
Pinkie blowing a balloon for fluttershy
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>>11984128
But Applejack doesn't own a cat.
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>>11984128
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>you will never hug pone
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>>11984135
Why do I dislike that style?
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Don't look at me infidels or i will get my husband to throw acid at you!
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>>11984160
Tries too hard to make marshmallow pone realistic.
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>>11984163
Woah, I didn't know Twilight drove a taxi
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>>11984157
Close as it gets
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>>11984152
Is that old spanish lady trying to draw pone now?
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>>11984163
>Sadlearabian episode
>Twilight has to try and blend in to be a better diplomat

I'd watch it.
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>>11984185
You're thinking INDIA, they aren't muslim, they are hindu....
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>>11984163
You are dressed much too flashy for anything besides your wedding day, Mrs Sparkle.
Also why are you showing your hair and face?
Your insults to Ponallah are inexcusable
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>>11984163
But Twilight, I am your husband!
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>>11984208
>S04
>twilight adventures in saddle arabia
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>>11983994
Could you just tell us why you are stonewalling recently? Be as brief as you like.
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>>11984205
What old Spanish lady?
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Twilight Sparkle's fat throbbing penis penetrating a orange ass and cumming inside it.
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>>11984274
I think you're a bit confused anon. Twilight is a mare, she does not have a penis.
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>>11984228
>s4 ep12: Saddle Sore

>Taking on more royal duties, Twilight Sparkle is sent to Saddle Arabia along with her pony friends for an important negotiation over their relationship with Equestria.
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>>11984269
The one who "restored" the old picture of the J-Man.
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>>11984274
And that's how Pinkie got her cutie mark!
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>>11984298
>>11984269
Hola.
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>>11984349
Every time.
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>>11984205
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From the moment you saw them, you knew.
You knew because of the way they filled up book after book, even in a single day...
The way the lines were placed so precisely and effortlessly...
The way the markings differed to show weight...
This was someone who practiced art their whole life!

You felt the drive creeping into your heart.
That person would be you.
Everything you see would just be inspiration.
That's how much you wanted it, and nothing would cause you to abandon it!
You would study when you were sad, you would draw when you were happy, you would dream about it when you should have other things to do.
Maybe that's when you realized.
Talent, Drive, Inspiration. Call it whatever you want.
One day it would be yours.
It would be work to you.
And it would be life to you.

And that's when you felt the fire.
Oh yes, that would be you.
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What's so bad about cumming on a plushie?
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>>11984373
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>>11984396
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>>11984400
It's hard to clean off usually.
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>>11984400
Harder to clean than a toy.
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>>11984363
Are you laughing at me?
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>>11984400
stains
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>>11984400
They dont moan in pleasure when you do. So just use Rarity like everyone else.
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>>11984417
>>11984430
>>11984443
>tfw it would be easier to clean cum off an actual pony
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>>11984208
>>11984296
>>11984228
>S4
>world building
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>>11984157
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>>11984373
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEIR FACES
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>>11984466
I don't think being cummed on is very pleasurable.
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>>11984417
>>11984430
I just lick most of it off while it's still warm
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>>11984473
S3 had worldbuilding
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>>11984487
Man Princess Skinnybutt is always drawn with a big ass.
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My little movie: tweens are magic.
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>>11984487

Where's the joke?
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So why did MT draw Lemonpuffs foalcon?

http://derpibooru.org/368823
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>>11984526
that personhorse is pretty cute i must admit
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>>11984526

POINTY

LITTLE

FINGERS
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>>11984500
S3 wasn't canon though
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>>11984537
wat
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Why hello...I have an order of pones
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>>11984537

this isn't MT, foalcon, nor Lemonpuffs, anon
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>>11984128
http://i.imgur.com/tOzZzva.png

>>11984266
I don't particularly want to, sorry. I spoke to a few people, or rather they spoke to me already.
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>>11984560
that's not my picture...
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>>11984553
why must you shitpost anon?
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>>11983904
>>11983856
>tfw people use your OC
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>>11984560
lol image swap
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Scratching a pony behind the ears sounds nice.
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>>11984577
Okay then. Hope you feel better soon.
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>>11984547

>pointy little fingers
>not posting some kicky little legs instead
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>>11984604
Scratching a pony anywhere sounds nice anon.
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>>11984604
Yeah, and I bet they love it too.
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>>11984554
>>11984571
I'm not linking the actual image you sick fucks.
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>>11984625
>not posting the queen of kicky legs
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>>11984598
Augh..whatever
http://i.imgur.com/vhjHPSo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/j1jpoLw.jpg
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>>11984659
You mean this?
http://i.imgur.com/e4yr6s0.png
This isn't foalcon.
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>>11984680
that's mega stuf....he's a cookie.
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>>11984667
im sorry that pony has nothing on these kicky little legs
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>>11984692
How stuffed is he going to be after that blowjob?
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>>11984667

that pone has indeed perfect the art

she must have a black belt in kicky legs
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>>11984680
>This isn't foalcon.

Well I'm convinced!
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>>11984731
It isn't, it's micro.
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>>11984699
Absolutely adorable little kicks.
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>>11984699
I prefer jumpy ponies.
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>>11984746
>>11984751
You people disgust me.
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>>11984782
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>>11984782
>124 replies

>>11984788
>125 replies

whichever one is real, it was 2fast.
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>>11984773
I like that qt.
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Would you kiss a pony on the cheek?
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>>11984806
Yes.
And afterwards I would kiss her on the lips.
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>>11984773
>"remember me MLPG?"
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>>11984771
Twilight is so fucking cute god damn
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It all makes sense.
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>>11984806
Yes
Every time I see her
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>>11984806
Yes. And then I'd kiss her on her 3 other cheeks.
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>>11984833
Comic of the year
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What would it be like to get drunk with ponies?

What kind of drunks are they?
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>>11984833
I still think the whole "derpy likes muffins" thing is fucking stupid.
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>>11984833
Oh no the secret is out.
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>>11984699
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>>11984870
Ponies aren't drinks silly anon, they're animals.
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>>11984833
She should be using her wrecking-ball ass to pin Bon-bon down.
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>>11984806
Of course I would
I would tell them it's traditional where I'm from
If they call my bluff I'll just say I came from Europe and bullshit some French, none of them can speak any of it anyway except maybe Rarity
So unfortunately if Rarity actually knows French I'll be super boned because I would want to kiss Rarity on the cheek a lot
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>>11984806
Yes, yes I would. And on the lips.
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stram continues at /moronsonofboron

A look at Major Miners' Fluttershy in 2012, compared to the draft of Fujiko I just pushed out now. It's like I really am Ross v2.0
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>>11984920
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A ROSS
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>>11984872

ponies seem to get singularly attached to certain items or concepts so in that regard it doesn't bother me so much, its no worse than twilight and BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS as a concept
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>>11984870
It would be great.
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>>11984806
>>11984891
Here we usually greet girls we know with a kiss on the cheek all the time, just say that you're hispanic or something
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>>11984891

>Rarity knows you're bullshitting an excuse
>she still lets you do it
>she uses it as leverage to have you dance silly, embarrassing dances at parties because 'that's how they do things there right anon?'
She still lets you smooch her.
And she entrusts you to be her designated 'carry me home I can't remember where I live' buddy
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>>11984773
ohgod oh god it was colored i love you wallflower altough i know physical contact scares you
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>>11984920
What happened to her feet? What a tragic accident.
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>>11984915
god that smile... it's so fucking unrestrained, like she just realized everything's right in the world.
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>>11984975
>everything's going to be fine
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>>11984975
knowing you'll never make pone smile is the worst feel
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>>11985009

that is a rather lewd image anon
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>>11984975
>Being happy
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>>11984677
I can do it, I'm good at all the technologies
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>>11983942
Would a Ponyville heat wave even bother a zebra?
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>>11984951
Oh gosh
But with Rarity treating me like that, it'll be weird for me to smooch other ponies. How will I explain only doing it to Rarity? What if Dash or somebody calls me out?
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>>11985021
It's not always easy being happy, but with some help, some time, and (maybe more than a little) effort, it's possible.

Can't let that hope get away from you. That's where it starts.
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>>11985026
That's pretty cute.
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>>11985019
Only if you want it to be.
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>>11985021
>>11985077
oh boy here we go again!
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Hey MLPG

Who wants to have another live dramatic inebriated reading tonight? Well too bad I'm doing it anyway in maybe half an hour.

But in the mean time, how about a joke?

Eversince Twilight became a pretty alicorn princess the show may not have been ruined but it certainly seems to be slipping.

I guess you could say it's the show's Twilight years!
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>>11985077
dudebro pls
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>>11985075

Rarity will tell you to smooch the other ponies.

But only when she can watch.
And she holds your heads together with her magic until she's satisfied.
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>>11985051
I'm talking about an "everyone stay in doors" kind of heat wave.

A "Celestia wants to kill everything" heat wave

But yours is good for a "Celestia wants him all to herself" scenario
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY&feature=player_detailpage

Do you eat 8000 calories of cheesy potatoes a day?
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>>11985135
Rarity doesn't sound like a very good pony.
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>>11985115
what, is it somehow impossible to be happy in certain situations?
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>>11985075
THAT AIN'T THE RIGHT IMAGE AT ALL
I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT SAVED
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>>11985153

She just wants to indulge in a matchmaking fetish.
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>>11985148
no because im not american

feels healthy man

>>11985158
yes stop this, dont shit the thread again like yesterday, just stop replying.
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>>11985190
oh, I didn't realize this turned into a thing yesterday. I wasn't here.
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>>11985135
J-jeez.
I don't think we're talking about smooching on the cheeks anymore, here.
Wouldn't her friends mind?
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>>11985167
You have to admit though, it was sort of appropriate.
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>>11985137
>But yours is good for a "Celestia wants him all to herself" scenario
Anon pls why would you do this to him

He's not ready for Sunbutt.
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>>11985190
>Says the Mexican pony, now that Mexico has a higher obesity rate than the US
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will you still be talking about ponies in your senile old age

telling the young whippersnappers how much better season 1 was than season 53
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>>11985218

Her friends are used to Rarity's ways.

And they all kinda like you anyway...
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>that ass
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>>11985234
But she's ready for him.

She's been watching him.
Fantasizing.
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>>11985236
but im not mexican, i can prove it! my head is still connected to my body
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>>11985274
We would be at G31 at that point.
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>>11985295
I don't think I can draw Celestia molesting him.
For some reason that seems played out.
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>>11985288
Spike didnt stand a chance
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>>11985319

Draw Celestia watching a rather generic romantic scene in a sappy film and getting hot under the big gold collar.

Bonus points if the rest of the main girls are there. It's a slumber party. They're all in pyjamas, eating popcorn, and giving Celestia odd looks.
Double bonus points if Rarity's is acting the same.
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>>11985283
>>11985222
Wouldn't Rarity get jealous? I mean, I don't think I'm a very good kisser anyway. I wouldn't know, really.
And just her close friends, right? Just the other main 6? What's her boundary? I don't know how far I'd go to keep a weird secret like that from coming out, especially one that had been going on for so long.
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>>11985334
>you will never be stuck inside marshmellow pony ass
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>>11985274
instead of talking about how to cum gallons we'll be talking about how to get an erection at all
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>>11985377

>wouldn't Rarity get jealous?

Why would she? She knows she's the one in control.
And she's sure to even up the smooches with you in private.
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>>11985319
Or you just can't draw Celestia
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>>11985334
I don't blame him.
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>>11984109
Here ya go!
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>>11985274
>that thread when Twilight finally divorced Flash Sentry in the opening of Season 14
That was great. Anyway back to my time, that robot pony won't fuck itself.
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>>11985374
Wait, so draw all of the main ponies eating popcorn and watching sappy romance movies?

You're asking the wrong drawfag I ain't that good.
>>11985417
Also this. I don't think I've ever even draw her but the once.
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If the show ended with spike marrying rarity I would forgive all the sins and disasters up to that point.
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>>11985439
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>>11985405
This all feels like a lot of pressure on me, I don't know if I'd be able to keep up with it all. What if I threatened to leave for... somewhere else, and stop smooching ponies at all?
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>>11985439
Applejack looks a but off her gourd!
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>>11985439
Twilight's warm semen in that mare's fertile womb
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>>11985468

All ponies everywhere would cry.
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>>11985466
>not twily
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>>11985377
>Wouldn't Rarity get jealous?
That's cute, sweetheart. But you're nothing to me
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>>11985464
DRAW A SUNBUTT

RIGHT NOW

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU
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>>11985483
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>>11985510
Twilight is like his sister.
Would just be wierd not that SpikexPony wouldn't anyway.
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>>11985444
did you get the sweetie belle model
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newpone when

i seriously can't take it anymore
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Moderately sized pony penis.
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>>11985565
>he didn't put himself in cryo and have a clone post and draw for him during hiatus
max pleb
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>>11985565
Why did she have to think about it
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>>11985565
Never, the show is over and no one told you.
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>>11985562
It would be perfect.
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>>11985586
Your clone would be better at art than you then.
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>>11985288
I really dislike this artists non-pony art.
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>>11985499
Well I wouldn't be able to do that to them, that's horrible.
I guess I'll have to deal with being blackmailed by Rarity forever. As long as I still get to smooch her I'll be fine
>>11985516
I hate it when ponies call my bluff
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>>11985565
only 8 more months
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>>11985599
Nope, not after S3
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>>11985589
because she is canon dumbest pony
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>>11985564
Well, I got the standard mare and stallion model and was saving up for an alicorn, but a filly model is cheaper. I'll think about it. Good thing they have programmable personalities.
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I want to see this, but with either Celestia or Chrysalis
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>>11985634
>February
PLS NO
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>>11985634
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>>11985616
That's why you sync the memories back into your body when you wake up.

Jeez anon, it's like this is your first time or something.
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Where did longbon come from?
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>>11985698
Her mother's gaping horse vagina
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>>11985634
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>>11985637
Now it makes even more sense, since Twilight is the only one Spike won't outlive.
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Any other requests?
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>>11985616
>>11985695

If that was possible I would keep clones of myself as slaves in a drawing sweatshop until I was really good at art.
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>>11985734
Fuck you.
Just... fuck you.
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>>11985634
Gives me something to look forward to in life.
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>>11985698
Lamia
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was ntr fun?
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>>11985698
A foalcon artist named Lamia
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>>11985748
longbon>>11985698
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>>11985734
How would it be viewed if a princess pony married a dragon?

It would be in the same tier as Nero making his horse a senator, satire or not.
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>>11985750
There is Call of Duty Fanfiction
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>>11985781
NTR is worst fetish.
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>>11985734
Didn't one of the writers of the show say that Twilight won't outlive her friends?
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>>11985775
>gon' get laid tonite
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>>11985765
Pootan is better
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>>11985786
Longbon Silvers
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>>11985775
IT'S LOVE~~~~
Also heat.
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>>11985750
Hilarious, aint it? Who wants to hear some?

http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2210441
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http://i.imgur.com/a2zGNuU.png
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>>11985775
>this will never happen to me

it hurts

it physically hurts
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>>11985796
>the writers
>knowing anything about how the show will go down
>having control over what happens in S4 and beyond
>following previously-established canon

DYEWTS
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>>11985775

>there is still no good porn of this.
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>>11985796
Meghan, but it's bullshit and contradicted in the show.
What she said is not canon.
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>>11985810
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
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Have you finished those projects?
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>>11985830
>>11985826
Show me the episode where it says that Twilight will outlive her friends then.
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>>11985819
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Which of the ponies will be the first to die?
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>>11985830
>contradicted in the show.
Nnnnope.
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>>11985858
Wait, he wasn't talking about thunderlane?
What a fag.
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>>11985867
i still can't decide whether TCP was a good episode or not
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>>11985817
This stupid thing
Why did my penis have to choose this to get infatuated with?
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>>11985775
Funfact: Rarity has fallen from Great distance in all three Seasons
Sonic Rainboom
Secret of My Excess
Wonderbolts Academy
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>>11985817
H
o
t
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>>11985847
The fact alicorns have lived for thousands of years while Granny Smith is at the most 400 years old.
Twilight will outlive her friends and dragons could probably sleep longer than a regular pony could live if they tried.
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>>11985867
Applebloom will never throw her hole over you.
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>>11985775
>>11985810
http://derpiboo.ru/308656

Wonderbolt trainee uniform is top unf.
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>>11985867
even this guy's gotta get recognition from time to time
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>>11985531
Am I doing this right?
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>>11985910
I liked his reactions in MMDW. He actually seems kind of level headed sometimes.
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>>11985867
>guy blush

Why is that cute?
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>>11985922

I want to lick that icing off.
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>>11985900
But Twilight will not outlive her friends.
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>>11985905
Is there any conceivable post in MLPG that is more than one or two replies away from being sexualized?
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>>11985922
Extremely disturbing.
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>>11985867
I don't usually say this.


Especially for kids. CMC or not, I hate kids.

But holy shit her reaction to her catching it is so fucking adorable
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>>11985929
It's sort of like a Pinky and the brain dynamic. Snails is the sumb one.
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>>11985900
But she wasn't born as an alicorn, anon.

>"But we don't know if Celestia wasn't born an alicorn either so I'm gonna assume that all alicorns have the same lifespan"
>ad hominems
If it's your headcanon that's cool I guess
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>>11985900

But do we know for a fact that all Alicorns live that long or is that just a special feature of sunbutt and moonbutt

Things have gotten weird since the setting veered into the land of a thousand princesses

The fact Celestia seemed to be the one to actually throw the alicorn switch on twily makes me think she is something still above your run of the mill variety
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>>11985922
No, you REALLY need to draw her.

No dynamic pose or anything. You obviously need to practice her.
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>>11985957
>Pinky
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>>11985864
pinkie is already dead
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>Smash stream back for Evo


Thank god.
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>>11985942
That goes against canon evidence.
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>>11985910

GG pls draw Cadance attending to her duties in the crystal kingdom.
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>>11985858
Always manages to make me hhnnnggg.
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>>11985974
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>>11985974
>the show instantly becomes better
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>>11985963
That is a surprisingly arousing pose
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>>11985986
There's still plausible deniability, we know next to nothing about how alicorn lifespans work.
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>>11985962
Who's to say Celestia and Luna were born alicorns?
Cadance wasn't either, but since the only alicorns on the show are ancient I can't imagine you can point to any canon evidence that suggests Twilight won't also be ancient.
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>>11985974
>Spike's reaction
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>>11985983
>Fighting is Magic could have been there this year
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what is each pony's masturbation style

and what do they masturbate to
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>>11985967
There's a lot of things I need to practice if you haven't noticed.
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>>11985974
so thats what the look like after they cocoon
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>>11986021
but how can you know that both Celestia or Luna were born as alicorns
Hell we don't even know how old Cadence is, or if she was born as an alicorn as well
Twilight was born as an ordinary unicorn and then got wings, there's no reason why she would automatically inherit their lifespans.
This is very silly and I'm gonna stop posting about it
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>>11985986
What canon evidence?
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>>11986070
>we don't even know how old Cadence is, or if she was born as an alicorn as well

She was born after Nightmare Moon was banished, and was a pegasus before becoming an alicorn.
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>>11986041
rainbow dash makes cloud dildos and does it while thinking of fluttershy
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>>11986045
>He saved her life
>That means they are going to fuck

I live in reality
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>>11985778
>>11985782
How does MLPG feel about them?
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2nd best ship
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>>11986070
>we don't know if Cadance was born an alicorn
HURR DURR
WHAT R BOOKS
She wasn't born an alicorn.
Also
You should.
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>>11986094
Why does Rainbow Dash think of Fluttershy while she makes cloud dildos?

Is she making them look like Fluttershy's dick or something?
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>>11986097
Thunderlane doesn't.
Equestria isn't real, is it?
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>>11986124
Of course Equestria is real. I'm in Equestria right now.
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>>11986021
In my headcanon Celestia and Luna are a different, ancient breed of Alicorn of whom they are the sole specimen/survivors and Twilight and Cadence resemble them somewhat while lacking their superpowers.
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>>11985999
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>>11986072
The only alicorns on the show are fucking ancient.
Good luck getting around that one McCarthy-enabler.
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>>11986124
>he still isn't in Equestria

dude what the fuck have you been doing all hiatus

get your interdimensional portal working and hurry up
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>>11986124
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>>11986149
But Cadance and Twilight aren't ancient.
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>>11986149
>The only alicorns on the show are fucking ancient.
Cadence and Twilycancer aren't.
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>>11986149
>only alicorns
cadance and twilight are young
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There hasn't even been any compelling evidence to date that Celestia and Luna haven't extended their lives through age spells. There's nothing in canon saying that they naturally live over 1000 years.
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>>11986155
>>11986137
I was going to wait until I became a wizard and in the meantime see if I could grab some books on planeswalking. Have the techheads worked something out already while I wasn't looking? I thought they'd never manage it.
Where do I order the kit?
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>>11986166
>>11986178
For all we know Cadance is hundreds of years old.
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>>11986149

There is also the missing Alicorn, the victim of the love poison from Twilight's book

Whoever she was shes no longer around
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>>11986204
What if it's all just illusion magic
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>>11986213
>order
>kit

there is no kit

google the instructions and go to radio shack
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>>11986204
Their historiography is pretty bad. Everything happened either in the present or very recent past or 1000 years ago. Nothing happened in any other time in their history apparently.
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>>11986238
What if it's actually just bad writingand meddling from on high
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>>11986204
Canon is very blunt.
You have to take it at face value, if you believe a certain action implies something then that spins off into headcanon which is down to the individual.
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>>11986204
But there's no canon suggesting they have extended their life

They're deities
Immortality is a common trait of deities
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>>11986235
IT WAS CHRYSALIS
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>>11986275
>they're deities

No, they aren't. That has never even been suggested on the show.
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>>11986235
fanon says it's chrysalis or something
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>>11986235
>victim of a love potion
Very real chance she didn't die of natural causes.
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>>11986294
>That has never even been suggested
>suggested

please don't use words if you don't know what they mean

it's been suggested heavily since s1e1
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>>11986294

It's headcanon that they're deities

It's headcanon that they aren't

deal with it
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>show discussion when about to sleep
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>>11986114
1st best ship
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What kinds of things does Celestia like to do on her off time?
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>>11986254
I have no points in google-fu, though.
Last time I tried I failed the roll and I broke all the bones in my right hand.
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>>11986322
It's been suggested heavily that they are princesses.
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>>11986294
>Show has a bent on Greco-Roman mythos
>They manipulate the sun and moon
>They've been around since chaos ruled

>Not a deity
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>>11986235
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>>11986294
They are comparable to the concept of the god king, but with actual divine powers
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lauren wrote the show
she says they're not gods, so they're not gods
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>>11986339
plans on who to send to the moon
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>>11986339
Live forever,
Visit old friends before they die.
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>>11986337
>Not making the flute longer
FUCKING
SHIT
EFFORT,
CREEPY
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>>11986349
This fucking line opacity makes everything look like it's moving
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>>11986274
>>11986275
Age spells have been established as a canon magic, limited to very skilled practitioners.

There's nothing saying they have to have used them, but they would definitely be on the level to be able to do so.
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Would Shiny surf this wave?
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>>11984920
Rarity gets a makeover

Streaming "Applejack" next /moronsonofboron
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>>11986294
Celestia got her ass kicked by chrysalis. Or was that all just for show?
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>>11986388
In a past life, he surfed lava.
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>>11986357
>with actual magic*
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>>11986368
probably to dodge all the "LAUREN FAUST HATS JEEZUS" bullshit. she's just taking precautions.
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>>11986377
Check out the Rarity tits. I didn't try at all.
I was just hoping no one would call me on it. Damn, that's awful.
>>
I want to squeeze Chrysalis butt and bury my face in it.
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>>11986368
>May 2013
Way too new to be relevant.
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>>11986401
precautions against people thinking they are gods
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>>11986388
>That guy wiping out
How do these guys not die?
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>>11986322

>not suggested

>Oh Celestia!
>Thank Celestia!
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>>11986387
No one on the show has ever performed one.
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>>11984821
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61354/1/brony-steve-makes-out-with-fluttershy/brony-steve-makes-out-with-fluttershy
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>>11986397
I like to think that was because Chrysalis was totally buffed up on the Power of Love at the moment, myself, and that the buff combined with her original strength was enough to beat Celestia.
all of this is headcanon, though
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>>11986277
Makes sense to me.
>>
>Dresden Codak once again took four months to update
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>>11986431
yes I read those fanfictions too
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>>11986412
I don't know if you should touch her, anon.
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I need to go to the store, can you guys stop discussing the show until I get back?
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Braeburned ruins gay images like Skrillex ruined dubstep.
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>>11986455
>refusing to watch the show
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>>11986455
but they say those lines in the actual show m8
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>>11986460

What would her coat feel like under my hands?
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>>11986455

Applejack and Twilight both say it in dialogue anon
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>>11986397
She was extremely strong at the time and her Achilles heel was whatever the fuck cadence did.
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>>11986395
>less tits

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MSOB
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>>11986395
I like that slight cameltoe on her puffy vagina lips.
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>>11986462
Nope
There are no brakes on the friendship express.
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>>11986481
They just really like thanking Celestia for things.
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>>11986480
chitin
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>>11986480
Her mane would feel like moss.

Her chitinous body would feel smooth and streamlined.
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>>11986455
>>11986431
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZlF3yIBh9w
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>>11986470
>>11986475
>>11986481
>not directly citing the episodes and timecodes

Do you bronies even watch this show or do you just shitpost about it?
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>>11986431
Lauren Faust said they weren't gods, and that's good enough for me.


Also ponies have canon tiny brains. Teeny tiny brains. They ain't smart.
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>>11986509
>
>>11986507
Anon pls
pls

DYEWTS?
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>>11986466
If he draws HB I'm dropping him like rotten meat
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>>11986498
They're just thanking their Lord and Saviour.
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>>11986509
>bronies
>watching the show
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>>11986486
Wonder when she'll start being able to use magic.
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>>11986507
That's a pretty bad example, it's a paraphrased quote and she's in Canterlot where, you know, Celestia can actually be her witness.
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>>11986511
They also have heart shaped stomachs.
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>>11986484
Buffed by the Power of Love.
However, it was love that had been obtained via trickery, or most of it had been drained attacking Celestia, so straight up pure Love Magic coming from SA and Cadence was more powerful.
This is still headcanon.
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>>11986507
This is advanced darkness
>>11986509
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>>11986511
>spike is about to take free candy
>worstpone won't let him

ugh she's such a piece of shit
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>>11986505

UNF

But. what about her transparent belly?
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>>11986511
Gotta make room for those giant eyes
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>>11986511
Their eyes must take up 90% of their heads, what did you expect?
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>>11986511
She said that in May 2013.
She wasn't relevant by that point.
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>>11986486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw
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Should I draw Celestia, or Chrysalis?

If you say both, it's neither.
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>>11986572
Neither
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>>11986536
try harder
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>>11986536
>She's in carousel boutique

DYEWTS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_XVZPeohfg
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>tfw Rose is now posting NSFW explicit art
Glorious
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>>11986546
dyewts?
She was stopping him from taking the candy because he had been taking other pony's stuff all day.

That's was like the entire deal with that episode.
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>>11986572
Neither
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>>11986572
neither
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Would you let Snips practice on your hair?
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>>11986572
Neither.
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>>11986572
The later disguised as the former
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>>11986572
Celestia
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>>11986585
but the candy is being freely given

it's not like he's taking it from someone it belongs to
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>>11986601
That's not what his cutie mark means.
He's going to become a Rabbi.
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>>11986507
>>11986582
This is a pretty weak line to try and justify. Celestia has met them several times in the flesh, why wouldn't she be able to witness them?
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>>11986601
Hell no
That colt has a shit mane.
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>>11986572
Sunbutt
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>>11986575
>>11986588
>>11986597
>>11986604
I hate you people
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>>11986583
I'M GONNA NEED A SOURCE FOR THIS ONE.
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Ponies have said "Jeez"

Jesus is canon lord and saviour of Equestria
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>>11986562
Faust will always be more relevant than anyone else to me.
Definitely more than McCarty.
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>>11986624
I laughed more than I should have.
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>>11986426

It's just water
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>>11986644
Rose drew it
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>>11986631
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBAmLm_jYyY

I've never seen so much denial
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>>11986583
Where?
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>>11986644
http://i.imgur.com/mQCkrCN.png
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>>11979987
thanks CC
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>>11986601
Fuck no. The only one who can touch my hair is this Korean qt my brother knows.
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>>11986650
Dash said bullet once! WEAPONS ARE CANON, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!
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>>11986650
Twilight has said "by Jove" in MMMMystery.
OLYMPIANISM CONFIRMED FOR STATE RELIGION OF EQUESTRIA
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>>11986521
That's not a very nice thing to say.
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I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
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>>11986669
>tfw that dick looks just like mine
J-jeez Rose, how did you know?
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I heard apples were canon.
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>>11986653
She's not working on the show anymore, anything she says now could have easily been made to retcon something that didn't sit well before with her.
Not to mention the show will take a different direction regardless of what she says.
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>>11986650
"Oh for pete's sake!"

St. Peter confirmed for candy colored cartoon horse
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>>11986674
Yeah, the one who lives across the country and only comes here during summer, but oh, we probably wouldn't know her anyways but she's really real and like totally hot?
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>>11986656
>Water that picks you up 30 feet, then slams you back down 30 feet, then sucking you under, leaving you beat to shit, disoriented, desperate for breath struggling to find the surface when the water is so foamy you cant tell up from down, and you better do it before the next wave comes
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>>11986663
You're trying too hard. Of course it's a reference to that line, but in a completely different kind of context. I mean, you might as well take
>>11986650
>>11986677
>>11986683
>>11986720
as gospel as well with that attitude.
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>>11986677
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>>11986692
Me too!
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>>11986707
>Implying you have that girth
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Pony?
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>>11986672
Nooo problem.
>>11986716
Doesn't mean I'm going to like it.
Plus I'd take her headcannon over McCarty's or any other writers.
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>>11986720
My grandpa's name was Peter, named for the saint
I am canon in Equestria
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>>11986733

Actually you just fall into the wave and it passes over you

have you like, never been to a beach ever?
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how are the pony levels today, my faithful students?
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>>11986769
Very high, your mortalness.
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>>11986752
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>>11986752
Pony!
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>>11986683
Also greek mythology and architecture.
Equestria confirmed for greco-roman.
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>>11986746
Not that guy, but I have that kind of girth.
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>>11986769
yo Celestia, Anon's bein a big jerk today
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>>11986769
Dangerously low. We need a transfusion of pony immediately.

Stat.
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>>11986769
Extremely high,
We show right now.
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Beach episode when?
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>>11986650
every human reference and artifact can be explained by the fact that ponies are our distant descendants after millions of years of evolution and genetic engineering

what they call "magic" is simply super-advanced technology
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Applejack micro coming out tonight?
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>>11986397
That was not an ass kicking that was more of an equivalent of a well placed knock out punch. Horns on the show have been proven to be sensitive
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>>11986784
Those are some cute giraffes.
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>>11986796
Sorry, but you only get your japanese methadone on mondays.
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>>11986725
she lives like a half hour from me
she's alright, though i only see her once in a blue moon
i would fuck her, only she's asexual and she knows about my spaghetti dropping abilities
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>>11986806
G6 when mlpg is in collectively in charge of the show, after we purchased all rights from Hasbro.
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>>11986806
Never, McCarthy is Bon Bon.
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>>11986746
>>11986790
>tfw you dont know if your penis is too thin or your hands too big
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>>11986769
Doing pretty well today, Princess!
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sex with scootaloo
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Damn you and your psycho experiments.
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>>11986817
>sweetie will never slap your dick
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>Celestia and Luna posses supernatural powers
>They seized power from Discord, personification of chaos
>They control the sun and moon

>They have completely unique bodies and manes
>They've shown no signs of aging as they haven't changed since their insurrection

They're clearly Titans

>>11986734
>English idioms
>Some how equivalent to modifying a quote to suit the setting
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>>11986765
>He's never gone over the falls before
>>11986733 is pretty accurate. The wave of that size doesnt pass over you unless you wipe out at the bottom of the wave without wearing a leash.

Generally you go "oh shit I'm wiping out", take a deep breath, wait, hope, pray, and climb your leash up to the surface and get the fuck out of the impact zone.
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>>11986817
Not sure if fired...
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>>11986843
eww gross
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>>11986843
unf
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>>11986843
b-bark
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sex with Kitty Pryde
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>>11986823
Asexual does not mean you do not want sex.
It just means you don't really get attracted to people. You can appreciate beauty but it is not a deciding factor at all.
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>>11986769
WE MID WEEK PONE
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>>11986818
ebin may may XD
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>>11986830
Well, just measure it.

Easiest way is with a strip of paper and a ruler.

I'm 6.2"
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Oh jeez, my lack of recent practice inking really shows.

Hey, so, names: I'm debating between a few for this s'morse, but I'm also taking suggestions if you've got 'em. Current contenders are Sweet Sammy and Cocoa Flufs.
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>>11986823
I kinda know what you mean.
I've got this korean girl that lives like 5 minutes away, and we're chill as fuck. We hang out like 4-5 times a week though. Not dtf because I like the dick, but she's a cool friend.
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>>11986881
I'm bad at things.
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sex with pinkie pie
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>>11986830
>tfw it doesnt matter since nobody would even get near you in the first place
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>>11986881

clever reply indicating that you don't have an image
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>>11986851
but unicorns controlled the sun and moon already and the only extra special power celestia and luna ever had was the elements of harmony
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>>11986899
her hooves look like they have a rough, sandy texutr
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>>11986851
inb4 sie sund das essen etc.
That's actually a pretty neat idea, especially considering that the age of the Titans was supposed to be called the Golden Age.
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>>11986899
Shmallow
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>>11986903

>tfw don't know that feel
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>>11986881
same as >>11986907 but worded differently so I look creative
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>>11986901
I don't want to have sex with pinkie pie.
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>>11986918
Graham cracker. So basically, yes.
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>>11986934
I do!
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>>11986903
oh right, got so caught up in the penis discussion i forgot about that
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>>11986913
And a much longer-infinite life
+
Power
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>>11986851
So the 6mane are the olympians?
And if Discord is chaos, shouldn't that mean that Celestia and Luna are giants?
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>>11986903
Why is Zach such a homo?
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>>11986955
You mean titans, right?
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Celestia Quest resumes in 21 hours and 30 minutes.
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>>11986903
Nobody would definitely get near you.
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>>11986972

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY SIDES
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>>11986954
yeah if unicorns are like normal unicorns then they're like the captain america of unicorns
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>>11986870
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/575583
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>>11986830
Perspective makes a huge difference to how big your cock looks

Get a banana you think is the same size as your dick and measure it. It's probably a lot smaller

I bought a dildo the same size as mine
I haven't been able to use it yet
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Everyone here CAN find someone that will have sex with them, even of the opposite gender.

You just need to look.
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>>11986978
He just corrected somebody for saying Titans, I don't think he meant to correct them by saying Titans.
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>>11986982
fuck off
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>>11987001
It's easier to find a lover than a friend
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>>11987000
>its probably a lot smaller
the dick or the banana? im guessing its the dick HAHAHA JUST KIDDING GUYS, ITS OBVIOUSLY THE BANANA...right?
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>>11987017
Fuck you
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>>11987001
Yea but I dont to plow a smelly manatee that hasnt bathed in ages and has daddy issues. (at least im honest with who i can land)
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>>11987029

if you're autistic
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>>11987001
But that would require looking

We've got too much anxiety and not enough confidence to do that
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>>11987001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u21lYnGbnUY
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>>11986991
what the fuck is going on here
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>>11987001
But can I find a magical talking pony that will be my wife?
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>>11987031
The banana should be smaller

Unless you're deluded
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>>11987001
>tfw best friends for ages
>tfw he gets a gf
>tfw spending less time with him
>tfw start to feel like third wheel
>tfw we stop walking for weeks at times
>tfw he completely dissappears from my life
I miss my friend.
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Celestia and Luna are not gods
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends
Sombra will never not be a wasted villain
Limestone and Marble Pie
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>>11987046

Kitty Pryde's mutant ability is that she can turn things intanginble
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>>11987001
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>>11987001
>wanting to have sex
>wanting somebody to steal your precious mana before you achieve your final form
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>>11987065
>have two childhood friends
>they are now successful at life and both have gfs
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>>11987046
Well, Scott Summers is buttfucking Kitty Pryde and Ororo Munroe at the same time
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>>11986978
Nope. Giants followed chaos, they were overthrown by the titans and they were overthrown by the olympians.
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>>11987082
That's how it was with me.
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>>11987065

that feel, anon
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>>11987097
So does that mean they're Eotenas?
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>>11987093
>all those people who told you theres something wrong with you
>all that denial thinking its everyone else fault
>that realization that you were born broken
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>>11987065
I never asked for this feel.
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>>11987078
>everything in the post quoted
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>>11987114
"You're STILL playing video games? What's wrong with you?? I'm glad i stopped talking to you loser".
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I can't help, ...cut my life into pieces... Would it be wrong or right to cut my life tonight.. Someone to tell me its alright..
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>sadfags
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>>11987131
truthful bullshit
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>>11987142
Hey I aint sad, I already accept the fact I'll be alone til death.

More time for vidya
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>>11987001
>You just need to look.

In a boojk?
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>there’s a cutoff between chubby and a cutoff between obese and fat thats it

Thanks rediv, that helped...
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>>11987141
Think about it thoroughly, no need to rush something you can't undo.
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>>11987137

Oh no, he stills plays vidya. He plays them alone because he stopped talking to all of his friends, though.

I still hang with everyone else.

he was just my favorite
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>>11987142
I had pizza today and am feeling good.
It's so nice outside.
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Why aren't you fiddling?
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>>11987137
Who the fuck bitches about vidya?
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SMILE SMILE SMILE
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>>11987097
What? Heracles slapped the giants shit alongside the forces of the Olympians and the Sisters of Fate.

Gaia gave birth to both the giants and the titans after being fertilized by the blood of Uranus.
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>>11987179
FROWN FROWN FROWN
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>>11987137
>the day I left /v/
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>>11987171

I just got back from running and I also practiced drawing before that

it was really hot out, but I got to watch the sun set over a lake and I talked with a fellow jogger. It was nice.
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>>11987001
>Guaranteed_Replies.canvas
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>>11987142
but anon cry with my waifu makes me happy
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>>11987187
so it all comes back to buttsex
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>>11987187
>blood of Uranus
unf?
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>>11987156
I don't think you can have sex with a book scrubbles.
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>>11987169
>tfw he kind of sounds like me
>Just I didn't get a gf

Phew
Almost thought someone cared about me there
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>>11987206
Isn't life grand?
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>>11987065
That's... That's every friend I've ever had. They move on and I remain largely the same, not through stunted emotional or social growth. They just all moved on to other things or have had worse troubles than I where I had to let them go.
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>>11987206
Show your draws.
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>>11987211
I still don't get this

I still think it's hot
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>you will never find a well kept chubby girl with a great personality that loves you for who you are
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>old friends who go on in life and get gfs and jobs and lead ordinary lives
>talk to them
>they're fucking miserable and hate their jobs and everything
>one of them keeps cheating on his gfs and jumping relationships
>play vidya with online bros and have fun
>old friends whine at me to get a life in between bemoaning theirs.
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>>11987232
no they're shitty

one day I will though

that day will probably be after MLPG's time
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Robert Strong = Undead Mountain
The Faith's Champion = The newly repentant Hound
Valonquar = The "little brother" who will kill Cersei
The Hound = Valonquar

CLEGANEBOWL
GET HYPE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo
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>>11987224
did you draw it
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What if your waifu was also your childhood friend?
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>>>/rk9/
All of you.
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>>11987254
Draw what? Life?
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I wish Celestia made ASMR recordings
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>>11987263
It's >>>/r9k/, you faggot.
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>>11987271

You'd just fap to them
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>>11987243
>tfw found one
>tfw had the time of my life
HAD ;_;
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>>11987263
>it didnt even greentext
no one man should have all this beef
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>>11987256
I'd still be too beta to ask her out
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>>11987271
I wish pank would do it, she would whisper at a breakneck pace
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>>11987216
Sorta, Gaia was fertilized by Uranus' blood after his son Cronus castrated him.

Uranus/Ouranos or was personification of the sky as well as the son and husband of Gaia, Mother Earth.

So basically a dude blood fucked his mom after his son chopped of his dick,
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>>11987256
She probably would've been a good influence on me.
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fart fart fart faaaaaart
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>>11987287
your point? those are the best faps ever
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>>11987250
A Dream of Summer is going to the most hyped, action packed, tense as fuck book ever written in the past 30 years.

And it being released at the same time as HL3 to boot.
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>you get teleported to equestria
>you become a pony
>your waifu is auddenly your sister
wat do
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>>11987271
>tfw you impregnate Celestia while she makes ASMR
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>>11987302
What if she confessed her love for you?
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>you will never travel a ruined Equestria finding letters to Celestia detailing what happened
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>>11987306
>Pinkie Pie binaural inaudible whispering recordings

Oh yes. It would be incredible.
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>>11987309
We ditched THAT in favor of the jesus beullshit? Damn.
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>>11987302
I honestly don't know what I would do with myself on a date, even if I got past the asking-out phase, I've always been bad at dealing with 1-to-1 social interaction. The idea kinda spooks me.
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>>11987329
hug my sister and tell her I love her every day
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>>11987329
>you become a pony
Stopped reading there.
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>>11987243
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>>11987329
>you become a pony

Kill myself.
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>>11987329
I'm still going to fuck her, anon.
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>>11987327
>And it being released at the same time as HL3 to boot.
So never?
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>>11987329
siscon
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>>11987329
Rejoice as I now have a ponimouto/waifu.
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>>11987336
Well she just did 90% percent of the work so I'd jump on it
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>>11987329
>Waifu is in my life for the rest of my life

Pretty good ending
I still get a chance at boning Twilight too
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>>11987327
>yfw the books have gone to shit and the reason they're taking so long is because GRRM keeps writing himself into corners and getting out of them by escaping to new corners
>GRRM will also die before the series is finished
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>>11987265
longbon
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>>11987256
Oh man, It's hard to say.
Were we really good friends?
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>>11987337
...good?
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>>11987344
>Pinkie will never give you a haircut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI
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>>11987329
There's no Way my Ponimouto Can be This Cute
incest end
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>>11987329
So I become shinning armor?
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>>11987345
I know right? Norse mythology is also lovably fucked up and manly as shit.

Fuckin' Loki turns into a mare to distract some stallion for the other gods, gets mounted, and gives birth to Odin's six legged steed.

Think about that for a second. Loki could have changed back into a dude at any point after getting plowed by some horse. He decided he'd rather stay a chick and plop out a horse baby instead.
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>>11987345
Well, you know, Greek mythology was a huge clusterfuck of a lot of seperate religious mythos stories and fanfics being combined into one weird-ass slurry that most people stopped taking very seriously. It's not that surprising that people moved on.
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>>11987375
She loves you.
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>>11987403
Having horse babies is manly?

Wow, xieril must have the most testosterone of any of us
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>>11987329
>become pone
commit sudoku

Unless I'm a pegasus. Then I fly all day every day.
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>>11987370
Didn't the same thing happened to that guy who wrote the Bourne Identity books? He died, and the guy who picked it up later did a bad job wrapping up the series?
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>>11987417
You must be pretty strong and manly to take those 42 inches.
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>>11987403
I guess dor a trickrster god, he was kinda [spoiler[FUCKED up
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>>11987417
No the manly part had nothing to do with letting a horse impregnate you. That's just a bonus.
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shhhhh

pony is sleeping
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>>11987437

>you will never be impregnated by a virile stallion
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>>11987436
Go to bed SB
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>>11987446

*tickles sleeping pone*
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>>11987410
Then it's entirely possible, depending on how long it was before she was banished, that my inevitable death was a factor in her downfall to coincide with her jealousy and unappreciated feelings.
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>>11987436
Looks to me like you fucked up
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>>11987403
But the greeks still had more homosex and bestiality.
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>>11987405
>a huge clusterfuck of a lot of seperate religious mythos stories and fanfics being combined into one weird-ass slurry
the same could be said of the christian bible
its bizarre how people downplay that aspect of it so much
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>>11987446
Why is pony covered in bruises?
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>>11987446
>tfw PS hats us
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>>11987454
>you will never give birth to a magnificent colt and present it to your father as a gift.
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>>11987432
I dont really know how the Bourne thing went down. The original author wrote the three books, and they were a complete unit. Everything was finished in 1990.
Then somehow that other author got the rights to write Bourne shit in like 2004 and pumped out six more books that are generally crap.
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>>11987478

you should see the other guy
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>>11987458
Hey someone from MLPG asks someone else to bed

I guess there really is a first time for everytihng!
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>>11987478
Because daddy doesn't want his son to become a weakling.
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>>11987471
well the christians were a lot more successful at clamping down their canon
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>>11987466
Hell yeah they did. Spartans were all about the homo love. You weren't a real Spartan man unless you knew how to love your fellow Spartan men.

That's why they let women have so much more freedom than they normally had in Greek culture.
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>>11987503
Go to bed, SB.
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>>11987403
>six legged steed.
>six
Come on now, CC. Sleipnir had eight legs.
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sex with celestia
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>>11987522
Does this mean straight men are just horrible people?
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>>11987471
have you actually read it?
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What if Scrubbing Bubbles is the SB with 8"?
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>>11987522
And you were required to homosex before you could marry and for the first weeks after your marriage your wife had to crossdress just so you can get used to it.
The spartans were a huge bunch of badass fags.
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>>11987543
You'd love that wouldn't you
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>>11987542
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>>11987553
That would be a waste. SB is the 8" SB.
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>>11987563
Why do you say that
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>>11987569
Don't make me storytime the comic.
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>>11987542

sex with amazon celestia
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>>11987572
>not wanting SB to fuck you with his 8" cock while telling terrible jokes
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What if pony was a pedophile for you?
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>>11987569
Freud?

More like [spoilerfrog!
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>>11987543
No it just means that straight dudes don't know the joy of reveling in the loins of your fellow soldiers after a hot sweaty day of soldiering.
What a bunch of wusses.
>>11987557
I'd roll a Spartan.
They never talk about this sort of stuff in popular media, though. I'm still waiting for that God of War sequel where Kratos get's his a QTE with his Spartans.
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>>11987591
>she will never give you a musclehug, pressing you into her big tits
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>>11987612
CC, are you trying to cover up your homophobia?
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>>11987605
TALK ABOUT GETTING SHAFTED
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Nintendo is the only gaming company that cares about it's fans, right?
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>>11987625
Just the tip.
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>tfw Superman will never put his hand on your shoulder and tell you that you're strong
>tfw you'll never hug him
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How easy is it to get a GP to prescribe sleeping pills?
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>>11987636
Fuck off /v/. Melee stream is allowed again.
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no one cares about your gay little kart fighter.
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>>11987636

That's Valve
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>>11987660
Why not just commit sudoku?
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>>11987636
It's back on the livestream schedule. Just looked it up.
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>>11987654
>you'll never jump anyway
>he'll never be too shocked to save you before you hit the ground
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>>11987636
>He doesn't know
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guys, I think Marcie might be my AC waifu
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>>11987620
I'd give so much to snuggle up with Celestia's guns.
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How can something be so incredibly unfunny?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=WCA3STgVa64
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>11987686

>Superman
>not saving you

lost me
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>>11987660
It's actually really easy. Just tell them you've been suffering from insomnia and having a hard time sleeping through the night.
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>>11987702
>tfw griffin hats u
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>>11987696

>Jump into Celestia's bed
>land on a bunch of hard shit
>pull back the covers
>it's filled with guns
>Celestia blushes
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>bulge
GOOD
>everything else
BAD

http://i.imgur.com/mDEWjk7.jpg
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>mfw even my family believes that shit that isn't my fault is my fault

No, I didn't bring up the fiasco(you should know which one), it was other, irrelevant bullshit.

God, and they tell ME to accept responsibility
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>>11987737
Agreement
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>>11987751
>>/blog/
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>>11987751

>>>/shit nobody cares about/
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>>11987751
maybe you should just kill yourself?

that'd show 'em.
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>>11987751
Why did you show your GF 34 to a 9(11?) year old?
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>>11987751
Who the fuck are you and why should I care and why didn't you at least post a pony?
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>>11987780
But he is already here.
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>>11987786
WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
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>>11987758
heh
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>>11987700
>I was think "Ok its not BAD, not good, but not BAD"

Then we took a walk down Homestuck lane
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Find me a genuinely sad story with no shipping or sex.
Is it even possible?
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>>11987758
There was a smudge on my screen that was in the perfect position to make it look like Fluttershy's asshole.
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>>11987751
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>>11987788
Not Ben Stiller. Picked a fight with Jessy, then picked a fight with Dooks, then picked a fight with sentenal who leaked embarrassing logs between the two of them.
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>>11987758

This reminds me of the whole Slipshine ordeal.
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>>11987814

My little Dashie

cry erytiem ;_;7
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>>11987751
>>11987786
Hahaha holy shit, that guy.
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>>11987780
Man, if I never told off Jessy, you'd all be sucking my dick right now, I'll bet.

>>11987785
No, they probably want me dead, just like you guys.

>>11987786
You fucking wot, m8.

>>11987788
Not Ben Stiller. Reasons. Here's your damn pony.
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>>11987814
Anything where Spike outlives the Mane 6
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>>11987844
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>>11987814
your life
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>>11987758
Where does it direct you?
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>>11987814
Brave New World
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>>11987844

>recoloring second best horse to look like second worst horse
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>>11987788
I didnt know who it was either but now Im mad that you asked.

Great job faget
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>>11987845
>he never even gets to fuck Rarity

I CAN'T TAKE IT
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>>11987814

The Lessons

it's a tf2 fanfic
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>>11987855
#rekt
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>>11987844
You're 1000x worse then BCS

Please just leave, or put a name on that I can filter.
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>>11987814
Yours Tru-

>no shipping

Even shipping that doesn't take priority? Damn.

Background Pony, then.

>>11987827
>implying I'm redfaced
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What kinda of Pony would Ponkie Pie be if she were full flannel pajamas?

a very snuggly one
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>>11987832
Kinda wish they still had ads on here. Even if it was only that one.
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>>11987814
>>11987845
I've only ever read two pony fanfics. Both of them were by RaginSemi

I can't remember the name of it now, but the first one was about Spike returning to Ponyville years later and the only friends he has left alive are Applejack and Princess Twilight. It made me feels I didn't like feeling.

Then I read the sequel and it was Spike and Twilight fucking until the end of time. It killed my soul. How can you make a guy feel feels and then turn it into shitty smut like that?
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>>11987884

I'd scrub your bubbles~
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>>11987660
You can just go pick up some melatonin. 10mg works great.
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>>11987844
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>>11987814
That one old fic (actually an old fic-in-a-pic) where the ponies overthrow Celestia and then can't figure out how to work the sun. That one really gets me.
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>>11987884
BOO!
GET OUT OF THE STAGE!
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Some-one fill me in pls
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>>11987844
>you'd all be sucking my dick right now, I'll bet.
for what? you're not even a real contributor you just run a shitty quest(and you never run it anyway).
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>>11987877
I'm staying until I'm the last living fan, plus a year for insurance.

Also, while it IS the way to go, you don't get to be a coward tonight.
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>>11987886

All the discussion about it was pretty funny, in retrospect.
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Why do you fucking faggots want shit heads to take their trips and names off

>waaa, attention whores

WELL NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM BECAUSE YOU CANT FILTER THEM YOU MASSIVE LEGIONTARDS

as far as i am concerned you all deserve this
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>>11987910
I can't, I'm off the stack.
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>>11987845
>Anything where Spike outlives the Mane 6
the worst kind
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>>11987920
Then post more, so you can get banned for spamming.
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>>11987913
I'd probably be more motivated if I weren't hated. 50/50 chance, good gambling odds.
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>>11987903
I don't think that'll work for what I want
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Oh yeah, here's a WIP of Celestia.
Decided to do human because I'm awful at them and need the practice.
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>>11987944
>implying I'd sink that low
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>>11987948
fuck off to another thread/chan/forum if you don't want to be hated.
wait they kicked your sorry ass
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I'd let you hold me if I was a pony
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>>11987962

bigger hips
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>>11987964
You're already low enough to be Tex's bottom.
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>>11987962
Zach, where's the giant futa horse dong?
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>>11987976
slut
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I want to make my own lactation fetish pony OC named Honeysuckle.
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>>11987962

bigger tits
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>>11987990

Would she be really happy and goofy?
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>>11987982
You're thinking of AppleDan
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Hey NBS

Hey
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http://i.imgur.com/Wi4bA4Y.png

pfffff
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>>11987973
I came here of my own accord you dingus.

>>11987981
Well played.
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>>11987985
I'm not a slut!

I'd just want anon to hold me, comb my mane, scratch my ears and call me a good pony.

Then I would sleep on his tummy after playing with him
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what kind of ass is Twilight?

a smart ass!
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>>11988024
Jessy, I get you say this because you're ashamed of being a slut, but come on, you're only making yourself more suspicious.

Do you think that niggers go to the KKK to pretend they're not black?
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>>11988029
learn to read retard
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>>11988028
BLAST FROM THE PAST
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>>11988011
I wish
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>>11987977
>>11987993
Didn't increases the breasts much, those are already some big gazongas.
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>>11988042
What was that in response to?
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>>11988028
that's actually pretty funny
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>>11988011
I'm not puking so I can't be thinking of AppleDan.
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>>11988059
Those are as small as Tex's penis. BIGGERT
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>>11988059

Bigger hips!
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>>11987982
In the back next to the fridge, where it always is.
And for god's sake, clean it off next time.
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>>11988024
Jessy doesn't get what friendzone is. It's fine to be friends with a girl, but if shes dropping sexual hints but then denying you any advances then that's some bullshit ie friendzone. Just tell a guy straight that it wont happen and move on, dont jerk him around so he "doesnt feel bad", it makes it worse.
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I've still got no idea what's going on

One minute we're talking about pone
The next some guy makes a post that everyone understands but me and we're derailed
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>>11988059
I like them.
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>>11988032
You'll let ANY anon hold you?
I bet you'd sleep with them holding you too, you cuddleslut
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>>11988059
More horsey
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Would you do a sassy dance in front of Granny Smith?
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>>11988093
Honestly I knew about the whole thing and I still didnt get who it was.

Some of you motherfuckers are wizards.
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>>11988090
You've never had a sexual hint dropped towards you, ever.
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>>11988116
I hope Sassy can only say MWUH
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>>11988090
Please let me fornicate with you. I don't care about your gender, I love you that much.

>>11988093
Basically my family sucks as usual.

>>11988125
Don't project.
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>>11988097
I'd let any anon hold me, I wouldn't want anon to be lonely unless they try something sexual

I'd sleep in their arms, yes.
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I can't wait for autonomous sex robots to hit the free market. Then these fuckers will finally have something to wet their willies and fuck off for good.
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>>11988076
>>11988083
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>>11988024
*reblogs your post*
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>>11988093

I don't understand it besides the fact that the dude is a GIANT shitposter and I have lots of images that I want to post
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>Derpy's name is a muffin

OH COME ON
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It's easy, guys. You just ignore his posts. Report them for the off-topic spam they are, and then dismiss them entirely from your consciousness. It's that easy.
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Twist and Snails
Apple Bloom and Snips
??? and Featherweight
??? and Rumble
??? and Pip
??? and Shady Daze
??? and Truffle Shuffle

Am I missing any colts?
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>>11988125
>implying
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>>11988159

That's good.
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>>11988119
He's banned pretty quick if everyone remembers to do their duty, which gives us a reprieve from his relentless shitposting.
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>>11988169
I dont care enough to report. Which pone is a pone and a half?
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>>11988090
That's really not what the friendzone is. The friendzone is more like a person treating another person who is clearly infatuated in them as nothing more than a friend. Like when you see dudes/girls letting other dude/girls buy them things and then go "WOW, YOU SURE ARE A NICE FRIEND!"

I don't care how good a friend I am with somebody I'd never expect them to show up at 7am with chocolate and flowers just because we're buds. Of course Jessy does have a point too, not everyone is always purposely doing this to the other person..
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>>11988167
What?
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>>11988119
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>>11988169
>implying it works
I reported bcs shitposting every time she did it and she never got banned.
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>>11988169
>implying we're ever on topic
>implying spam
>admitting to being a coward who can't stand being shown the truth

>>11988163
You can still post.

>>11988181
That's wrong though.

>>11988199
Creeps is on my side. I don't think I'm in reality.
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>>11988085
What, you don't like sloppy seconds?
I never bitch you out when you stay up until all night playing with it.
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>>11987904
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>>11988138
>Basically my family sucks as usual.
and we don't give a fuck shitposter of the week
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>>11988234
Someone does.
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>>11988201
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>>11988233
Wat wold a Rainbow Das h Snack even be?

Speed?
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I'm so lost as to what madmax is trying to do with this story.
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Lesson number 1
Never as the Apple Family to catch something since they're shit at it.
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ANON PLS

GIVE ME A POST TO SUM UP WHAT'S GOING ON

I'VE GOT NO IDEA AND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT
I'M NORMALLY ON TOP OF THIS SHIT
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>>11988024
The term 'friend zone' has been bastardized by fedoramancers. It was first coined in an episode of Scrubs, as far as I know and it means that you've just missed your chance to initiate a romantic relationship with a girl. She stops seeing you as a potential boyfriend and just sees you as a friend. Often, you've let yourself get into the friend zone long before you ever articulate your feelings to the girl because you're a cowardly social retard. She didn't reject you because she wanted to string you along the whole time, it's your own fault for letting the relationship stagnate by not making it happen.

That being said, yes there are women and girls who absolutely will string you along, but they're usually easy to pick out if you're not retarded.

It's not your fault, Jessy, it's those faggots you hang out with.
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>>11988227
Creepy stands up for shitposters like BCS and you.
It's no real surprise.
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>>11988258
She'll always be Derpy in our hearts.
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What if Scratch-n-Sniff blindbags?
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>>11988227
I don't know who you are, but if you're NBS you're spewing all sorts of shit I don't agree with.
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>>11988258
This is getting seriously obnoxious.
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>>11988277
> It was first coined in an episode of Scrubs, as far as I know

Post invalidated.
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>>11988273

a guy who is infamous for shitposting is doing just that

don't worry about it just post favorite humanized
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>>11988273
Shitposters shitposting.
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>>11988309
>getting
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>>11988295
He is NBS
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>>11988317
it hurts that she will never be real
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>>11988225
BCS evades like an obnoxious fuck.
NBS doesn't.
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hwhy does everything have to be terrible

hwhy
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>>11988273
I posted a rambling and everyone's on my ass.

>>11988277
It is her fault for speaking.

>>11988278
>>11988295
I don't know who's rusing who anymore.

>>11988317
>>11988320
I came in doing nothing to harm you. All of YOU started this, you lying sacks of shit.

>>11988351
You're implying I lose.
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>>11988349
Wow, if he thinks I'm right then I must be wrong.
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>>11988350

But she is, and she's out there

probably working at a vet clinic
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>>11988313
>implying
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I wish I was in the friend zone

them maybe I'd have a friend.
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I just want cute pon.
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>>11988270
>Not having a basic understanding of how magnets work by the age of 10
What to expect from mudponies
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>>11988355
>hwhy
Let me guess, hammerstick?
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>>11988367
I ALMOST THOUGHT THAT BOTTLE WAS A DICK AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WHEN IT WASN'T
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>>11988374
Fuck, this is how I feel right now.
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>>11986395
Suddenly, Rainbow Irish

Stream's over, everyone go home.
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just passing through

don't mind me
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>>11988401
she's going to fuck up her back holding a bar bell like that
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>>11988394
Man, I thought it was a dick as well.
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I'm going to do it. I'm going to tell pony that I love her!
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>implying you can't instantly get out of the friendzone by just dropping trou, grabbing her hair, leading her to her knees and forcibly guiding her mouth onto your cock
guarantee you she will enjoy it, and instantly un-friendzone you
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>>11988382
There is nothing at the end of friendship.
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>>11988419
You think everything is a dick
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>>11988374
Fuck off you massive retard. You're the biggest fool of all, thinking defending that spic and cunt will make you liked here.
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>>11988407
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>>11988410

those are legitimate squats for people who can't squat normally

you just need perfect form or it's time for a vacation in Snap City
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>>11988401
Okay why did you take Rarity's tits away and give them to Rainbow Dash?
Who ever heard of a weight lifter with giant tits that weren't gross implants?
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>>11988433
Are you me?
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>>11988430
How can you blame him this place is full of em.
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Pone likes you, but she's afraid to tell you.

What do you do?
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>>11988385
Is she bisected?
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p-p-pony?
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>>11988446
Yes.
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>>11988446
are you a retard shitposter?
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>>11988407
Fluttershy would probably be obsessed with her appearance
She just wouldn't tart it up like Rarity
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>>11988450
Nothing. I'll just be glad that I have a friend in the first place. She may be useful.
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http://youtu.be/S-DYfK6EFuI

Your daily dose!
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>>11988450
How the fuck do I know that she likes me if she's afraid to tell me? I probably don't do anything.
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>>11988457
Holy shit.

Future or alternative universe?

>>11988459
>implying cripple
>implying I don't mean what I say
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>>11988450
Be ignorant to the fact until it is too late. Then spend the rest of my life regretting not paying closer attention.

Then maybe get a pizza.
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>>11988462

I agree

That's why it's a guilty pleasure
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>>11988450
Probably ignore her obvious infatuation because I don't have the confidence
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>>11988450
Well I'd ask her how she felt about "us", but only if I was confident how she felt about me.
How would I know she liked me?
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>>11988410
ONE WAY TICKET TO SNAP CITY
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I need more friends that I can talk about lewd things with.
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>>11988493

There's always f-list, you massive faggot
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>>11988450
If it's one of the ponies I like ( which means not the pony from the picture) I try to get closer and closer till either I tell her first that I love her or till she has enough confidence to tell me.
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>>11988493
No you don't.
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Anyone have that video of a horse bucking down apples?
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>>11988465
>Horse farted and scared itself and child
u-unf
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>>11988509

talking about lewd things =/= ERPing
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>>11988501
>Texting first
>Not calling
Confirmed for having no balls.
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>>11988493
I'll say it again:

There is nothing at the end of friendship.

Once a person has worn their usefulness to you, then what? They're small time, and are like a broken tool; you must discard them.
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>>11988407
>you will never suckle on Fluttershy's sweaty, acrid armpit hair
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>>11988519
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQiU-2T7yrY
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>>11988533

You call for the date

that's how you fake charm
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>>11988534
Can friendship bloom on the battlefield?
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1311401276/little-witch-academia-2

Holy shit why am I just hearing about this? Fucking ace.
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>>11988534
Anon, YOU'RE small time.
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>>11988258
Honestly at this point I'd respect Hasbro a hell of a lot more f they just ball-ed up and gave her a name rather than this whole song and dance that we've been through.
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>>11988407
>>11988541
>tfw Kraut is shitposting from beyond the grave
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I despise nearly all of you.
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>>11988551
No, only sorrow.
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>>11988553
>yfw it was fully funded in under four hours.
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>>11988551
I need to play MGS one of these days.

>>11988567
Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend.
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>>11988553

Yeah, /a/ really came through with that one
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>>11988492
I like where this is going.
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>>11988541

>you will never run your hands under her stained dress and fondle her grimy tits
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>>11988534
>tfw friendship is actually not magic
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>>11988553
Well the kickstarter just started yesterday anon.
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>>11988579
What about me?
>>
HEY HEY EVERYBODY
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>>11988579
But I'm so pretty
How can you hate a pretty boy like me, Anon
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>>11988534
Humans have more motives than just give-and-take.

>>11988515
More lewd friends would be nice.

>>11988509
>>11988531
this

>>11988551
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kTElePSfyM
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>>11988585
You should play it today.
Definitely stram it.
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>>11988588

Draw him fishing from a tree in Ponyville

and AJ asks him what he's doing

and he says FISHING FOR A FIGHT, BROTHER
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>>11988606
You most of all.
>>11988608
Easily.
>>
I'm going to marry Twist.
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>>11988607
WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
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>>11988493
>>11988617
You an artist? People will rip eachother apart for being able to talk lewd with you.
>>
Giddy up giddy up giddy up up
Giddy up giddy up giddy up
Giddy up giddy up giddy up up
Giddy up up up up
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>>11988631
You can't marry a child, anon.
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>>11988617
Then I'm not human.

Not that I didn't know that.

>>11988620
I never said I owned it.
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>>11988646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npBowNYDfg
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>>11988657
You don't need to own it.
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>>11988646
You cunt! Now it's stuck in my head!
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so you guys are stoked right?
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>>11988652
I will find a way.
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>first time in MLPG in about a week
>all this fucking tomfoolery
Holy shit, why do you guys get worse every fucking time I look?
Why do I even check MLPG anymore?
Am I getting off the ride?
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>>11988678
Eh, good point.

I'll stream tomorrow. You guys decide which version I start with.
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>>11988696
We had good discussion earlier.
Even about the show.
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>>11988672
>that key change from verse to chorus

It physically pains me.
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So...
How do I become a pony?
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>>11988643
I've noticed that, but I just like talking lewd.

>>11988657
Well, it's not -necessary- to act on the more irrational motives of humans.
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>>11988683
Between this, Kill La Kill and Watamote, hell yeah I'm stoked

Anime is saved after that terrible 2011
>>
how long until the kickstarter bubble bursts and this shit totally collapses
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I came here to pone. why aren't you poning?
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>>11988725
What if that's the only way we become happy, through other's unhappiness?
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>>11988682
Good. That little horsey still won't kissu you
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>>11988725
Try the sub then.
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Awww yeah, gonna have me a baby...
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>>11988696

MLPG has actually been really nice for the past few days

we had fun streams and nice show discussion and everything

but nights like this happen
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>>11988747
That ass isn't nearly big enough
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>>11988719
I don't know
I just don't know
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>>11988719

Shoot some horse tranquilizer and down a gallon of bleach.

You will pass on to equestria as a pone.
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>>11988755
But why
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>>11988717
>>11988765
We also got a new contributor.
He's pretty good.
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>>11988708
The regular MGS1 is definitely the game to play first.
Twin Snakes is basically the same, but with ridiculous cutscenes and a first person view that fucks the game's difficulty.
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>>11988747
But I am poning.
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>>11988780
>not xbox one games
Get with the times, grandpa.
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>>11988798
Who?
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>>11988764
Dash, you do know that the penis actually has to be in your vagina to start the process, right?
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>>11988646
[giddy up]
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>>11988747
>anon will never turn you into a pony and make you wear a french maid outfit
>>11988796
But I want to be hear as a pone
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>>11988672
>implying Wagga Wagga is a major city
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>>11988450
Realistically?

I'd fail completely and just spill enough pasta to end world hunger.
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>>11988696
MLPG goes on and off, we were literally just hours ago having some pretty quality show discussion if I say so myself.
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>>11988798
That he is.
He spoke on MT's strams a lot prior to actually drawing here.
>>
NEW BOY WHERE?
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>>11988823
>hear
holy fuck, I meant here.

I need to get some sleep and dream of pony dreams
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>>11988830
It's always fun to see people try desperately hard to push their "Celestia and Luna are deities" headcanon on others.
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>>11988823
>you will never wear the collar
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>>11988683
BDF, is that you?
>>
which horse is the most new horse
>>
WHERE IS THE NEW ISSUE OF HORSE?
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>>11988870

No
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>>11988823

Ok, so don't drink the bleach. Keep the tranquilizers and find a stallion with a 42" penis and get him to fuck you uncontrollably. Do this twice a day for 12 weeks and your transformation will begin.
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>>11988857
Fuck's sakes, it's show discussion. Nobody was pushing shit on anybody and I don't mean Zach.
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i maked you a hore

>>11988890
>>11988890
>>11988890
>>11988890
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>>11988857
If the shoe fits, and going by the show it most certainly does, then there's nothing to say they aren't since they're revered like it.
Remember
>Faust
>relevant after leaving the show
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>>11988887
That doesn't work.
If it did I would be a pony already.
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>>11988902
this is far too wishy-washy for my taste
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>>11988908
>they're revered like it
But it's actually the opposite, they aren't at all.
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>>11988908
It's endearing the way you seem to actually believe these things.
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>>11988927
We've already shown you canon evidence of it.
What do you have that suggests they aren't?
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>>11988962
Oh, right, the canon evidence that they aren't worshipped or treated as anything more than royalty, which is what they are.
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>>11987164
i meant i dont have a limit
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>>11989194
Sounds fun
>>
I love Twilight
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>>11992328
>implying you're going to get the last word this horse
I don't THINK so!
>>
I love Fluttershy
>>
I like all the ponies
>>
You guys are so silly, I love you.
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>>11992505
I don't like this guy
he creeps me out
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>>11992538

yeah me too

let's go, dude
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>>11992538
>>11992543
Wait, come back...please!
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>>11992570

I was just kidding

I'd never leave you


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