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Previously, on MLPG: >>11956886

>cape
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Trixie is an okay pony
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>>11961754
nice beef m8
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PINK PRETENDING TO BE PINK
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I think this is a better magic horse
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>>11961797
>those thighs
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>>11961803

I blame moot.
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>>11961754
OP needs to fix his filenames edition
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>>11961780
what kind of boop is that
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Which pony is born to be wiiiiiiiiiild?
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>>11961780
what kind of marker is that
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>>11961856
All of them.

they just prefer domestic life.
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>>11961843
I sadly don't have anymore pictures of Trixie's Great and Powerful thighs,
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>>11961852

I saved that as well as a bunch of others from a zip I downloaded a while ago.
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>>11961780
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http://derpy.me/bR8mI

Dufel still streaming
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>>11961904
>That MSN sound effect when he opens his mouth

I need the video link someone please
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>>11961896
b-but i need them!
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>>11961927
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>>11961928
Here's something
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>derpy's cum is bubbly
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I dont have much on wizard pone
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>>11961898
Don't you try and cover up the pony on /vg/

I know that was you
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>>11961821
Yes, i shall hug the blue one
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>>11961928
I'm sorry I let you down, Scootanon.
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>>11961969
>Heart-shaped splotches
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How would you treat Trixie if she had to stay at your place for a few weeks?
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:Y
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>Trixie spam
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>>11962004

qt
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>>11961981

I don't go on /vg/.
I wasn't even on 4chan until a minute ago when I saw MLPG was near 250 images and thought I'd make the new one.
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Luna and Celestia went on a spring vacation to Monaco!
Why they went there I can't say.
Maybe they just like it better in May.
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>>11961997
Like a good friend and house guest.
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>>11962018

NO

NO GOD
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>>11961997
I'd make her get a job or have her earn her stay by doing menial household tasks.
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>>11962013
>If I don't like it, it's spam
fgt
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>>11962030
Why is Lyra pretending to be Trixie?
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>>11962032
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>>11962018
i don't want this
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>>11962027
Hey, that looks pretty good!
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>Rarity spam
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>>11962028
>rubed
You'll succeed one of these days mt
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>>11962023
Fine

OP of the last failed attempt accidentally posted a medic hat in the OP and a pony in /vg/ because the filenames got swapped around
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>>11962028
Why do you want me to touch you so much Trixie?
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>>11962036
>dumping pics with no text or topic
Yes it is
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>>11962028
But the lotion would just get in her coat and make it sticky
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>>11962047
No idea
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>>11962050

I'm outta here!
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>>11962052
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>>11962033
In a maid outfit?
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>>11962069

The topic is Trixie
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Also another thing

I don't frequent these kind of threads much, but maybe i can try to be a contributor

>>11962017
thank
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>>11962091

Go boop yourself!
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>>11962091
H-how hard?
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>>11962027
Well obviously it's because of the F1 Monaco Grand Prix.
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>>11961969
Finally got that overflow on Twily.
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>>11962092
Yes sir I like it very much.

Did you also draw that mummy pony from a few days ago?
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>>11962091
Oh yeah you and what army?
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>>11962092
I would like that and I speak for everyone here.
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>>11961985
you havent but post more do you also have some celestia thighs?
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>>11962091
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>>11962092
That is one cute retard.
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>>11962092

Sure, but be warned - MLPG is known to lead people to depression, hats, total existential failures and dead grandmas.
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>>11962133
>you wouldn't dare
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This is a shitty horse, someone put it out of its misery
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>>11962092
neat! Welcome aboard
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>>11962092
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>>11962153
Forgot my pic
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>>11962053
Oh thanks. Glad you think so.
I tried drawing Monaco itself and it didn't turn out good. Dumb landscape.
>>11962103
Celestia is the biggest racecar enthusiast isn't she?
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>>11962092
That and the twily are really cute!

What else do you have?

Also, how should we call you?
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All this [Trixie]...
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>>11962162
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>>11962086
Nah, I'm not that vindictive.
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>>11962181

I like it
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>>11962165
I've gotta watch the rest of the second series of this.
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>>11962191
can i come clean your house while wearing a maid outfit
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>>11962169
Well yeah, she's just disappointed that she can't make it to the Indy 500 since they're on the same day.
Autosport is something Luna is completely unfamiliar with since she's been away so long.
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>>11962133
>quote from mare booped
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All the ponies are now psychotic mercenaries with an unhealthy affinity for headware.

Would you still go to magichorseland?
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>>11961797
>those hips
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Foreverial truth.
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>>11962092
A challenger has appeared..
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>>11962173
I drew a mummy pone and a yellow quiet pone a few days ago, but thats it so far huehue

call me whatever you'd like, im no good at names
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>>11962211
Probably not. I sorta like cleaning up my own place. It feels good.
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>>11962234

Deep
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>>11962234
WHAT DID YOU DO
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>>11962222
All the ponies have had breakdowns on the show at some point so the only difference now is they're mercenaries and like head related accesories.
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>>11962233
Now get him to actually watch the show
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>>11962235
Go with something elvish.

You like lord of the rings right?
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>>11962233
And what if I don't feel like it? What are you going to do then?
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>>11962235
okay, then, WhateverYou'dLike! Welcome to MLPG. You'll be here forever.
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>>11962259

NERD
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>>11962235
Eh, we'll figure something out for you

Welcome to the ride, anyways!
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>>11962235
I'm going to call you, Yes.
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>>11962263

No that's too long. Lets just call him Ross.
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>>11962255
AJ has stayed sane. Only very sleepy.
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>>11962248
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>>11962214
Poor Luna. Such a dated pony. They didn't even have Mojitos before she got locked int the moon.
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>>11962092

Welcome!
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>>11962259

Aren't Deers the commonly accepted "pony elf"?
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>>11962235
"Canvas Coating"
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>>11962286

why would you save that
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>>11962235
Just a word of advice, try not, under ANY circumstances to be nice to anyone with a name. Times have changed and it's no longer acceptable to do that.
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>>11962264
SHUT UP IT'S COOL TO ME

>>11962235
SOMETHING ELVISH, IGNORE THAT JOCK ASSHOLE
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>>11962282
STOP IT

I'M SCARED
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>>11962282
Giygas pls stop
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>>11962297
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>>11962299

HOW ABOUT WE CALL YOU NERDROND
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>>11962235
I think I will call you Orange
because your writing habits remind me of another poster that named himself after a fruit
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>>11962297

I dunno
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>>11962294
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>>11962283
What a disappointing life she has had till now.
Born with great expectation then everyone hats her for 1000 years and she's now experiencing the better things in life.
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>>11962308
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>>11962314
2deep4me
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>>11962130
http://i.imgur.com/gGhgqGk.jpg
I have some Celestia, but I'm sure it's stuff people have already seen
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>>11962321
Why are you doing this ;_;

>>11962235
here's an elvish translator, had it on my favorites bar so here

http://www.grey-company.org/Circle/language/search/Wordsearch.cgi?Language=Elven&Word=bard
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>>11962233
Oh my.

Make sure to rub it in firmly.
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>>11962298
I miss 2011
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>>11962333
>born with great expectation

yeah, being born into a society that considers you a plague on the land simply because you were born with the powers of darkness is a real great expectation to have
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>>11962233
I dunno Trixie, things happen when I touch ponies...
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>>11962260
she won't share her peanut butter crackers
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>>11962371
Nobody hated her at first, she just went unapreciated.
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>>11962371
>bringing the night isn't great expectation
She ruled for at least some period of time with her sister.
Then was sent to the moon.
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>>11962371
So Luna = Hades?
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>>11962389
>Lik
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>>11962347
which pone has the best thighs in equestria?
which one would anon most likely want to fill and/or cover with their seed?
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>>11962389
W-WELL, I WON'T LICK THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF HER HOOVES, I-IF THATS WHAT SHE WAS THINKING
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>>11962389
Last time I rubbed your back you started twitching and drooling. Is that what you want?
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>>11962416

Scootaloo
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>>11962416
Derpy or Trixie.
Both.
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>>11962389
ugh, it's that cheap processed stuff, she can have it
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Why aren't they making the fucking show
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>>11962411
Yes
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>>11962416
>which pone has the best thighs in equestria?

Celestia
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>>11962438
Those are fucking terrifying is why
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>>11962416
Rarity's mom for both
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>>11962450
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>>11962438
>those faces
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>>11962392
>Zach hated Luna
What made him change his mind?
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>>11962441
I love it when we do little things like that.
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>>11962402
>now imagining a strong wing temporarily blowing Lunas space hair out
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you get to go to equestria. the catch?

All the ponies know just how many times you've masturbated about them. And are appropriately grossed out. Can you handle the pasta?
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>>11962459
GOD

I WANT HER TO WEAR THOSE ALL DAY AND LET BE RUB MY HANDS OVER HER ASS UNDER HER PANTS
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>>11962416
Is there any doubt?
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>>11962459

doughnut teasing is so unf

http://i.imgur.com/zOvOQl6.jpg
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>>11962486

>1 time

I think I'll do fine
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>>11962489

tex pls
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>>11962484
>baby Soarin
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>>11962459
I wish she could sit on my face...
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>>11962471
Appledan pls at least stop posting your old victims
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>>11962472
You know what would end these stupid nobody jokes?
If he would jsut call himself Zach.
That is a good name for a drawfag.
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>>11962484
You should draw it, though it should be of NMM rather than Luna.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

Hat time
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>>11962517
But then everyone would "correct" people who say "Nobody".
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>>11962517
how about just not using the word nobody?
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>>11962512
no, the train doesnt stop
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>>11962509
I was actually thinking of Thunderlane because of the hair style.
>>11962523
oh, NMM
Okay let me whip something up. Could you post a few Nightmare refs please?
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>>11962517

I agree, nobody should call himself Zach
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>>11962517

But Euro's name is Zach.
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>>11962511
Pants on or off?
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is /mlp/ prepared for the riots?
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>>11962567
On all day while it's hot, then off when she sits on my face.
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Have you finished those projects?
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Facesitfags get lost
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>>11962579
I wish I could make money just sitting on my ass
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>>11962579
im not even a particular fan of face sitting, but holy shit thats hot
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>>11962588

epic mlpg maymay :)
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>>11962558
I can't from where I am now, someone else will have to, sorry.
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>>11962450
>>11962489
>>11962473
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>>11962429
goddamn they're all such good options
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>>11962567
Either.
Just as long as I get to feel that ass on my face.
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Why do I still come here?
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>>11962486
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>>11962597
If you can make money fucking your girlfriend live while pretending to be Joker and Harley I'm sure you can make money sitting on your ass.
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>>11962563
So Zach should call himself nobody?
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>>11962603
Stockholm Syndrome
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>>11962588
in a minute
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>>11962596
>a sweaty unwashed fluttershy will never sit on your face
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>>11962259
Nah, not really, though I have seen them before with family.

Here's a quicky little thingything
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>>11962626

Hurrr
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sage
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>>11962558
okay
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>>11962615
SUPER FUCKING LEWD
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>>11962615

Reminds me of a Zaush/adam wanimage
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>>11962588
No. I've given up. no more projects.
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>>11962632

Great stuff
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>>11962615
unf

UNF
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unf-shmumf
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>>11962612
>she just pulls her hair and tail to a side so you get a good, full view of her wetness and orders you to masturbate as she wiggles slowly
>you can't do anything but obey her every word
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>>11962644
The one with all the small furry things giving them a "massage"?
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unf?
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>>11962653
you sure?
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>>11962637

that is a lot of moonbutt deluxe
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>>11962634
I shall call you when you give me your number.
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>>11962637
Dang its like the perfect reference wall. Who should be the one blowing her hair out?
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>>11962699
Not dominant enough.
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>>11962634
You got a site or a thread on the sub?
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>>11962698

It's a beach image.
Golden wolf in a lounge chair, 2 people at his sides, someone else caring to his paws.
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Screw you guys - I'm going to bed
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>>11962612

>you can look but you can't touch
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>>11962634
I'm going to call you Mitch.
I hope that's okay.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

COME HAT
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>>11962721
Night.
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>>11962699
>bellybutton

0/10 dropped
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>>11962706
You ight have answered your own question with your pic, but maybe celestia or soemthing if that doesn't flaot your boat
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>>11962706
Rumble
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>>11962699
>ponies with visible belly buttons
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>>11962706
That pone
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>>11962634
Let's see.
Are you a boy? Or a girl?
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>>11962700
I've never looked at this without fapping to it

and I don't even like farts
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>>11962750
DON'T FIGHT THE FUTURE.
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>turn on TV
>Annoying Orange ends
>Ad for Grown Ups 2
>Ad for Turbo
>Ad for Smurfs 2

it was like being slapped in the face
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>>11962762
That's what Prof. Oak asked me a few times.
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>>11962742
>>11962759
The Dash it is! Should have a finished sketch within the hour.
>>11962747
I'm drawing rumble later though.
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>>11962791
Oy Vey, how dare you dislike our liberal programming! What are you, an anti-Semite?
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>>11962634
>not liking lord of the rings

Alright you just gained your first hate anon.
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>>11962716
My FA is Endii
I have a tumblr, but I dont post pone stuff on there oops

>>11962762
>not using professor oak
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>>11962791

>all of those movies will gross higher than any Laika or wes anderson film
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>>11962825
oh come on

it's merely a Terse Opinion, and not worth flinging shit at his art for

wait for him to have a colection of Terse Opinions before you shitpost, man
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>>11962692
>>11962723
>she forbids you from touching even as she hovers an inch from your tip
>you can feel a small push of warm air each time she winks
>flecks of her sweat and juice fall on your bare member
>she's furiously mashing her own clit and puffy anus with her hooves, pressing on her labia and holding herself open to receive your load when it comes
>you can see deep into her moist, soft gape as it twitches and quivers, thirsting for your seed to pour into it
>"Don't miss, now~"
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>>11962765
Great, now post the gay one.
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>>11962825
I don't think he meant he actively disliked it, he's just not a fanatic.
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>>11962825
He/she might just not have an opinion of it.
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>>11962730
I join and suddenly nobody is around
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>>11962831
Then we shall call you Endii!
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>>11962831

Oh gosh, cute stuff!
Welcome, I suppose
How'd you wind up here?
>>
/)
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>>11962831
>My FA
dropped faster then you can say candlejack
>>
(\
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>>11962831
Get a thread on the sub, so we can have a place where we can easily access your stuff.
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>>11962825
How autistic do you have to be?
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>>11962831
To be honest Endii still sounds elvish so go with that, I like it.
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>>11962876

I would think an FA or tumblr would be just fine. A Derpibooru, even.
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>>11962872
Like you don't secretly have an FA account for the porn.
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>>11962900
>a derpibooru
u wot m8
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>MLPG about to crush and ruin another artfag
Here we go...
>>
Any good horsedick lately?
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>>11962870
MT

>>11962876
On the sub?
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>>11962888
I was joking anon, I'd never hate on contributors.
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>>11962907
Sh-Shut up
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>>11962907
I dont into porn
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>>11962914
I sure do love this ride!

Please kill me
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>>11962918
MLPG.co
Go to the /art/ board.
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>>11962907
...You got me.
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>>11962918
http://mlpg.co/

Our very own bulletin board

/art/ is where all our contributors dump their stuff
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>>11962918
mlpg.co

Our home away from home so to speak ;_; or safehouse. We have a dedicated art board there, many of our artists use it, so you can check their stuff too.
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>>11962918
mlpg.co/art

NSFW accepted, remember to spoiler, check out some of the other threads and boards if you like

It's mostly there because some MLPG-goers can't be arsed to register fro FA, go to DA, or search/upload to derpibooru
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>>11962927
Endii but porn is good.

You think you might ever try it?
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>you will never live in equestria and have every mare (and some colts) come knocking at your house for your human semen, which has been known as a unique delicacy since you moved in
>;_;

stop the universe i want to get off
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>>11962927
That's what EVERYONE says.

You WILL break.
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>>11962954
Guys stop. If Endii doesn't into porn there are like 10 others who will. Don't push what will come naturally.
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>He didn't like Apple Family Reunion
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>>11962954
what?
are you responding to the new artfag or me?
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>>11962914
I'm sure Anon can behave. They've got a really nice style going on.
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>>11962975
>Don't push what will come naturally.
unf
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>>11962968
There must have been a fapfic centered around ponies getting addicted to human semen.
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>>11962981
it was a pretty bad episode
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>>11962990
oh jeez
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>>11962975
do you come naturally?
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>>11962981
It's my second favorite episode of S3.
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>>11962972
then so be it
but it wont be anytine soon
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Geez, I'm getting a lot of heat...

>>11962942
>>11962946
>>11962949
>>11962951
k thx

>>11962954
...That wasn't me but um...
maybe idk
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>>11962997
Hi Luna.
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>>11962997
i really this gif had her slowly blinking and then cracking small smile
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>>11962975
Tell him that it's best if he just doesn't answer that.
Really.
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>>11963018
So where do you hail from, /mlp/ or...

Ponychan urgh...
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>>11963018
put your name on it's kinda hard to make out if it's you.
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>>11962981
That episode was a steaming pile of pure "meh"
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>>11962997
Best pony~
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>>11963018
Eh, don't sweat it

It's hiatus and we're starved for new content, anons will be a bit smothersome
>>
I want to make a gay surfer pony OC named Beachwood.
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>>11963018

In case you care you can find most of our artists in the Who is who, which is part of the linkboard, posted in almost every thread.

http://derpy.me/WhosWho
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>>11963055
>smother
unf
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>>11963055
>smothersome

unf
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>>11963044
more like meh-nure amirite?
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>>11963062

You mean Shining Armor?
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>>11963062
I'm going to steal that idea.
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>>11963032
>implying that it matters where someone comes from
Anon pls
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>>11963070
>>11963071

hue
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>>11963070
>>11963071
heh heh heh mlpg what are you doing?
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>>11963071
>>11963070
You guys...
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>>11963018
>Geez, I'm getting a lot of heat...
Because contributors are elaving left and right and we haven't seen a new one in a long time.
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>>11963081

Okay
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>>11963082
/pol/ would disagree.
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>>11963082
SMALLER
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>>11963089
>sub
>cums

WHAT DID THE TWINS DO TO YOU, MINITUFFS?
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anyone have a link to that season 1 and 2 summary on youtube that was animated in that really simplistic pony style? im pretty sure it was done by someone from /mlp/
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>>11963089
fuck off
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>>11963114

I fucking told you fags they were a bad influence
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>>11963055
oh, ok.
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>>11963104
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>>11963089
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Did I miss anything important today?
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>>11963154
draw blue pon you
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>>11963138
They aren't even interesting, I don't understand.
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>>11963132
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CclzM_Be0Qg

Fun fact: It's based on a MLPG post
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>>11963147
You gonna take some requests soon, or are you just gonna relax and take it chill.

DRAW PLS
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>>11963132
>im pretty sure it was done by someone from /mlp/
No it wasn't
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>>11963164
That's because you're a dog, Anon
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>>11963159
PINKU PINKU
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>>11963147
Also, make a pony OC.
MLPG LOVES OCs
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>>11963169
You are in /mlp/ right now.
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>>11963159
We discussed the prospects of S4 a bit.
You didn't miss a lot.
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>>11963155

>password not ~

#BEEF
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>>11963159
New drawfag came around he draws cute art, he is also indifferent to LotR and I like him a lot.

I want to fuck him.
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>>11963159
Japinkie Pie booped Twilight

She was also being fucking adorable
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>>11963184
No we don't - we like GOOD OCs that have a lot of blanks you can fill
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>>11963189
No I'm not.
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>>11963168
Sure, ask away

>>11963184
>>not sure if sarcasm
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>>11963169

Poniator visits here

I remember when he posted the rumble story animation in here after someone greentexted it here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVE5VdL916I&list=UUdJ2R1H-FwQL0r0z7iapwpQ
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>>11963199
Gross anon.
Hobbit was a better book then the LotR Triology
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>>11963213
Draw your favourite pony doing something silly.
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>>11963209
Yes, you are.
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>>11963208
Are you saying Endii can't make a good OC?
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>>11963213
Elvish pony.
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>>11963213
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>>11963208
>we
>good

I think most of MLPG OCs are shit.
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>>11963227
I dunno...maybe he can't....maybe he's uncreative or blocked
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>>11963171

What's that from anyway?
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>>11963213
Octavia cum inflation
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>>11963217
Does he still?
Man, I was sure he didn't even lurk anymore.
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>>11963171
b-bark
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>>11963227
I'm saying MLPG doesn'e love any old OC you can shit out, and that's a technically true statement. You shouldn't get his hopes up that we'll like a black and red alicorn OC or soemrthing, for example.
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>>11963231
holy shit dude
stop
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>>11963226
I've never even heard of it.
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>people saying that mixermike doesn't see Fluffle and Chrysalis as fuckbuddies
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>>11963264
I..I can't.

please help...
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why is this thread so smelly
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>>11963253
he still does
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>>11963258
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>>11963259
>implying I wouldn't like a red and black alicorn as long as it's drawn by someone from here
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>>11963277
Because everyone shitting themselves over the new drawfag

GET IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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What did you guys think of this?

I liked seeing Pinkie's family and thought the many references to previous episodes were kind of neat, even if some of them felt forced, but thought the family warmed up to Pinkie's antics too quick and the focus on Twilight was too high for a Pinkie book. I thought it was an okay book with a decent story. Better then Twilight's book at least.
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>>11963213

We hate OC's except when we don't.
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>>11963274
srure, her's something contextual to help you stop.
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>>11963244
They kind of are since most of them are just object/food pony, and then they're mostly used as vehicles for fetishes.
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>new drawfag becomes more popular than you
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>>11963270
You still follow Fluffy?
Seriously?
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>>11963296
It helps when he's a better artist.
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>>11963290
i haven't read it

pls summarize the plot
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>OCs
unf
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>>11963296
>Not drawing for our amusement
It's your own fault.
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>>11963200
>>11963176
Interesting. I take it jap FPK (that was the episode right) was good?

>>11963191
No new info I take it?

>>11963199
Very nice. New blood is always good even if he(?) probably won't last that long here
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>>11963295

>and then they're mostly used for fetishes

You say this like they're originally designed to be that way. It's just fucking fetishfags doing what they do. We can't have any nice things here.
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>>11963320
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>>11963296
>tfw when you first enter as an artist everyone talks to you

Now I barely even get a response when posting my art, why did you stop liking me MLPG?
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>>11963301
What is a filename.

Also, someone here was saying that mixermike made porn of them, and other people were saying that he didn't.
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>>11963213

Draw Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 Window Deluxe VW Micro Bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
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>>11963326
Nope, no news on S4.
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>>11963320
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>>11963296
>you can't even find the drive to pick up the pen anymore
>by the time you get even moderately good at drawing MLPG will be gone
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>>11963320
ReiDuran's OCs are solid.
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>>11963332
I'm sorry, anon.
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>>11963326
Jap's translation of ''pinkie sense'' was ''pikupiku'', which was adorable
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>>11963332
Because once the novelty wears off Anon will either ignore you or shitpost about you.
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>>11963362
It's ok...

I'll be gone soon.
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>>11963320
>tfw Rei is ded
>tfw we won't get anymore Ghost Light
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>>11963355
so you're gonna just stop drawing?
you don't even want to get better?
the fuck man?
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>>11963320
>>11963377
What the fuck is this shit
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>>11963371
Where are you going?
Can I come with you?
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this thread is now haunted
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Does Equestria have hoofcuffs?
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>>11963355
I wouldn't be so sure, with hiatuses as long as this and a 6-7 month season I'm sure that's enough time.
The level of entry isn't very high, you could combine poor art with a solid joke or implication and it wouldn't be that bad.
>>
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

TF2 night at MLPG's server!
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>>11963388
What do you mean? It's a couple OCs Reiduran drew. They look good to me.
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>>11963390
Not where I'm going anon.

I'll send you a post card.
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>>11963364
Pikupiku means twitch
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>>11963320
>OCs
>>
fat
green
dick
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>>11963396
2SPOOKY
>>
>cunnycolt
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>>11963436
why you gotta be that way
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>>11963436
Acid pls go, we don't want to scare off the new guy.
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>>11963432
Its different though. Those three were circlejerkers.
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>>11963420
Oh, o-okay.
;_;
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>>11963411
>1/24

hilarious, try asking the steam chat
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>>11963396
the implications of ponies being aware of things such as ghosts, cleopatra, and jaws is disturbing
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Did someone say OCs~
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>>11963420

Heh. Maybe we'll meet again if fate plays along. I'll miss you, whoever you are. Never give up and keep fighting, wherever you might end up.
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Endii how do feel about horse pussy?
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>>11963461
OCs, not self inserts.
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>>11963436

Party time?
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>>11963441
>husband hole
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>>11963451

Two down, one to go.
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>>11963381
>>11963405
I say I do, but all I can do is copy what's already been drawn. I dont have my own ideas and I cant even figure out how to pose a pony's limbs and stuff. It's like all I see art as is work, it isn't fun.

Other artist's draw no matter what, I go for weeks without drawing.
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>>11963444
what new guy
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>>11963320
>>11963377
>>11963461
Would you unf an OC, mlpg?
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Have you ever done one of these Endii?
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>>11963468
>AJ, I don't feel
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>>11963475
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>>11963411
Not right now I'm trying to do a rough draft for a quest tonight
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>>11963477
> cuntcolt
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Endii, can I suck your dick?
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>>11963476
You know it
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>>11963492
I would pikupiku an OC.
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>>11963512
FUCKING STOP

LET HIM GET COMFORTABLE BEFORE YOU MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE
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>>11963503
Remember that player choice is good, but you can't give them a chance to argue.
Plan for everything.
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>tfw Anon is about to beef it with the new artist
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>>11963477
That sounds more like financial problems.
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>>11963512
Get lost you whore he's mine.

Just a warning Endii, people here will want to have sex with you.
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>tfw someone redlines your work
>the redlines look great
>you redo the piece following their redlines
>it still somehow looks like shit regardless
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>new person shows
>wants to do stuff
>everyone proceeds to go maximum shit mode
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Good evening horse enthusiasts.

Any color requests or drawing for today?
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>>11963536
>will

I already do.
BACK OFF HE/SHE IS MINE.
>>
everybody be cool
don't wanna blow this
aww damn, what we say
how do we look?
i'm so damn nervous...
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>>11963539

>what are brush settings
>>
FUCKING STEAM SUMMER SALE WHEN WILL IT START?!?
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>>11963530
I am and it's really fucking time consuming because all of the choices are crescendos. Not to mention the entire story changes if the player doesn't make a certain choice in the very beginning. I'll probably have to plan it in parts.

Even worse it's art oriented.
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>>11963547
Pinkie and Zecora balancing on sticks.
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>>11963568
Who are you?
>>
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

Hats and stuff
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>>11963550
Great it looks like where going to have to fight over him.

>tfw no one ever wants to have sex with you in MLPG
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>>11963547
Yeah, draw Lyra unhappy that pony you posted stole her cutie mark.
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>>11963567

THE 12TH.

IT IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING 12TH.
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>>11963472
pfft implying
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>>11963547
Heya Dooks

Gloomy frisbee pls
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So how long until this one bites the dust
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>>11963578
I'd like to keep that a secret for reasons
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http://derpibooru.org/367705?scope=scpe2e34e40b32a588e109a779c49e4172f50abe28ad
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>>11963578
Seeing how Dooks and Jailbait have done cooperative strings of drawings with Anon recently, I'd say it's one of them.
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>>11963547

This.
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>>11963568
No matter how much planning you do, I think a majority of your quest will or should be made up on the fly. Not that it's unplanned, but your plans will change between sessions.
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>>11963568
That sounds unbelievably difficult.
Good luck, maybe I'll participate sometime.
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>>11963607
unf
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>>11963224
Best pony.

sorry if my quality is deteriorating over time, I'm partaking in unhealthy activities atm
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>>11963591
>coffee in the summer
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>>11963547
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>>11963607
Needs 1 or 2 more cocks.
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Oh god this pinkie is looking really cool, I really do love it when your excited about your art.
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>>11963629
needs more pubes, too

those tiny tufts just don't cut it for anthro
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>>11963622
>drugs/alcohol

Sign me up as second hateanon.
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>>11963624
People order those fruity ass iced coffees all the time.

If you want to be fucking heatcore, always ask for hot cocoa.
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Hey new artist person

stram
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>>11963622
You shouldn't drink so much m8.
Really.
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>>11963595
Depends if he does what a few artist do and avoid drama he'll last forever.
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>>11963622
>unhealthy activities
u-unf
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>>11963622
>unhealthy activitites
Stop posting on 4chan then
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>>11963622
>Spike
I like you already
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>>11963489
>It's like all I see art as is work, it isn't fun.
NO SHIT
You just gotta hack away at it
even if you draw for fun, its still work
that's why I'm doing studies right, so I can improve and later have fun drawing for myself

look at it this way; if you want to go to an amusement park, you will need to pay money, but you don't have any. so you need to work at a job to get money, then you can go to the amusement park
you just gotta work towards a goal, that's all
if you just want to draw for fun, then just go do it, nothing is stopping you
if you want to draw to improve, then go do it, there is nothing is stopping you
if you want to make excuses, then by all means, keep doing what you are already doing, I'm not going to stop you
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>>11963622
>drawing while drinking

So much fun
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>>11963670
You like everything for a few minutes.
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bat pony
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>>11963610
I just entered the thread, but I have to agree, quests can be both fun and stressful at times, you have to think of the variants the player will take.

>>11963628
>>11963614
>>11963593
>>11963587
>>11963575
Added to the queue, I'll see you guys later!
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>>11963628
So glad that circlejerker is dead
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>>11963622
>unhealthy activitites

Sticking large objects in your bum is perfectly safe unless they are sharp.
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>>11963686
WAIT
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>>11963683
oh no please don't rape it
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>>11963489
>It's like all I see art as is work, it isn't fun

From the moment you saw them, you knew.
The way they filled up book after book, even in a single day.
The way the lines were placed so precisely and effortlessly
The way the markings differed to show weight.
This was someone who loved art, who loved to draw.
You felt the envy creeping up your throat.
That person would never feel this.
Everything they would see, would just be inspiration for them.
That's how much they loved art, nothing would cause them to abandon it.
They would draw when they were sad, when they were happy, when they should have other things to do.
Maybe that's when you realized.
Talent, Drive, Inspiration. Call it whatever you want.
But no matter how hard you tried at it.
It would be work to you.
It would be life to them.

And that's when you felt yourself go cold inside.
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>>11963693
ANON PLEASE
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>>11963681
And you hate on everyone
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>>11963678
It really is IMO. I don't plan on doing it a lot, I just needed a courage boost to post, ya know?

drinking is not good please don't follow my example
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>>11963695
I'm gonna cuddle it without permisison
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>>11963678
Agreed.

Too much alcohol though, no patience, no art gets done.
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>>11963310
Pinkie wakes up, checks her calender, and realizes that there's nothing she's planned for the day and throws together a party. To her surprise her family happens to show up there and it turns out they were looking for Twilight to help them since she's a princess now. They explain that since the Crystal Empire appeared the business they brought caused the rock farm's to sharply decline to the point that they may have to sell it.

The main 6 and Pinkie's family end up in one of Applejack's barns where Pinkie comes up with the idea to throw a rock concert to try and drum up business for them. Her parents quickly throw the idea out and tell her that this is no time for her silliness and they need more serious solutions. She takes that to heart and Pinkie promises to be a serious pony and never throw parties again. She redecorates her room and tries to make everything she does as serious as possible to please her family while trying to think up a serious solution to their problem.

The other main 6 plan out the party Pinkie wanted and try to bait her back in by deliberately doing a sub par job of it and having Pinkie see it. Pinkie eventually ends up at Twilight's to try and find books to help her family find a solution, but after seeing how much they'd affected her with their words and hearing what Twilight had to say they apologize and go through with Pinkies plan. She throws together a massive party last minute and it brings the rock farm back to life.
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>>11963686

Dooks pls stram.
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times up
over
BLAOW!
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>>11963704
I NEED TO SPECIFY THIS

They need to be balancing like this, maybe Pinkie on one hoof
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>>11963672
I have no idea how to improve
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>>11963691
Oh fuck my sides.
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>>11963714
But bat pone is sleeping, Anon. It would be wise not to wake her.
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>>11963730

You know the things you're comfortable with drawing?

Stop drawing those things.
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>>11963740
>that
>sleeping
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>>11963730
Try chopping your hands off
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>>11963696
And this is where i get off. I quit.
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>>11963730
Stick to one waifu........
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>>11963712
What are you drinking?

Baileys is my favorite, if you disagree and call it a womens drink. Well fuck you too.
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>>11963722
I can't today, sorry man.

>>11963729
Allright then, this one will be tricky.

I'm off for now, catch you guys when I finish my backlog!
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>>11963730
appledan, I swear to fucking god, if you don't open SAI right now and draw me a tree, I'll take Harshwhinny to dinner
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>>11963617
It is. That "choice" isn't even a choice. It's more like "You better have picked up that item because now is the time to use it."

I don't want to hold hands here but I don't want to make it too difficult.

>>11963616
I agree. Though I'm still debating if I want to do the session type deal with threads or make it, basically, an "ask tumblr" so I have more time between drawings and writing. The thread sessions seem too time constricting. Pretty much Moonstuck but with worse art and an actual plot from the start. It'd really help if I could get advice from people who've been known to do quests but by know I imagine they've already said all they can on the topic.
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>>11963607
mother of god that is a nice mental image
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>>11963199
who's the new guy??
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>>11963712
At least you aren't smoking too.

Like me ;_;
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>>11963780
ur mum
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I love you, MLPG.
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>>11963762
I'll hurt you anon
>>11963773
R-RIGHT AWAY
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>>11963624
>not drinking your coffee hot, bitter, and undressed

Aside from that: would you bring s'more pony with you on your camping trip?
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>>11963789
<3
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>>11963751
She's sleepschlicking.
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>>11963780
Endii, an alcoholic who can't draw for shit.
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I hat you MLPG
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>>11963780
Endii he got some pretty cute art.

You want to have coffee or something~
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>>11963808
>who can't draw for shit
Nigga I was impressed with the mummy pone.
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>>11963814
<3
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>>11963794
>drinking hot coffee while being bitter and undressed

my every friday morning for the past year even during summer
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OH MY GOD THE NEW HOT TOPIC PINKIE AND LYRA LOOK SO GOOD GUYS
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>>11963808
Reminds me of myself.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATS HATS HATS
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>>11963777
Sessions make it nice to refocus on whatever you want to and also gives more player freedom.
An ask allows you to have total control over the player's freedom by ignoring submissions.
It's entirely up to you.
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>>11963808
>hateanons
>this fucking fast
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>Chrysalis's neck
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>>11963833
I drink a couple of cups of black coffee when I get to work. It's helpful to my process.
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>>11963846
WELCOME TO MLPG
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>>11963846
Alcoholics deserve no love.
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Does anyone want their OC drawn
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>>11963835
Rei pls.
Pls.
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>>11963850
>that Lyra
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>>11963850
That's not Lyra
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>>11963850
I still want that queen chrysalis and muffun pegasis
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>>11963867
Nah, I'm good. Thanks for asking.
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>>11963815
cool, and yeah the art is cuteee
y-yes..
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>>11963850
>lyra
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>>11963870
>>11963873

>lyra haircut comic.png
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>>11963794
>>11963833
coffee is awful
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>>11963869
NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME I WANT THAT PONK
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>>11963789
Yay!
>>11963814
;_;
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>>11963846
I've been drawing for the general for quite some time and have never had a hate anon. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>>11963874
What's up with that cleavage?
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A while ago, I mentioned streaming Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. If anyone's still interested, I'm streaming it now!

http://derpy.me/NBS

Will begin in 5 minutes.
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>>11963867
more gloomy pls, preferably depressed while drawing.
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>>11963881
Okay.
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>>11963890
rose pls
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>>11963904
>now

>will begin in 5 minutes

Why did I..?

Whatever, you get what I'm saying.
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>>11963850
>lyra
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>>11963890
Even a as britfag tea drinker, you can go burn.

Coffee is good.
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>>11963890
I agree. I've just acclimated after drinking it daily for a while. I still can't stand dark roasts or certain regional coffees.
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Ok, I think I've done enough damage, I guess...

Work on some more actual stuff then maybe tommorrow I'll try again. Sorry for anything you didn't like about me, I'll try and fix it. If I can't, well, I guess you can't please everyone, now can you?
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>>11963852
i drink 2 cups, half coffee-half milk instead

>>11963890
try it the way i drink it, add 4 spoons of sugar and heat it up in microwave a bit over one minute tea spoons not soup spoons you retard, you're going to get diabetes if you fuck this part up.
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>>11963899
she's really stacked.
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>>11963899
Big fat tittays without a bra tend to sag
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Does anyone know Tex's brush settings?
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>>11963934

You're fine, it's just the same couple fags that shitpost found some new material.
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>>11963867
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>>11963939
...can I see? You know, for scientific reasons.
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>>11963934
We have some guy that comes here and hates on people who contribute to try to get them to leave. Don't take it personally.
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>>11963931
I'm a britfag and I hate tea and coffee
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>>11963934
You can stop drinking any time you want, theres no excuse for it.
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>>11963953
Yes its called suckage brush
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>>11963934
Ignore the people who do nothing but outright insult you without constructive criticism. Because we have this guy that we call "The Elder Shitposter" also known as ross Don't even bother replying.
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>>11963938
>4 spoons of sugar
>half milk
What in the fuck, your drink has ceased being coffee as there are more additives than coffee itself.
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>>11963934
I was only joking about the LotR thing, I love ya buddy.
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>>11963938
>cafe au lait
what are you some kind of wuss, The Doj would have none of that
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>>11963934
give me a hug new guy
i was new as well a month or so ago, don't let anon tell you what for he a bitch nigga anyway
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>>11963953
Longhorn
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>>11963867
Hey post your tumblr again. I forgot to follow it last time.
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>>11963978
that's good because coffee is shit
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>>11963934
If you are this thin skinned please dont hang around here anymore.
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>>11963939

mt, y-you're being lewd again
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>>11963953
Default round brush.
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>>11963965
get out of my country Jamal.
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>>11963992
Lewd is good.
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>>11963773
Here, you better stay away from my waifu son.
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>>11963985

>thugdere
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>>11963985
I..I thought you like me dotkwa...baka
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>>11963978
just add more coffee than milk.

"half" is an approximate, i make it a light-wooden color, but not too much, it needs to have a balance, if its too milky its shit, and if its too caffeinated its too sour.
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>>11963964
>>11963972
>it's just one guy!
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>>11963989
You're shit.
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>>11964006
THAT'S NOT A TREE

YOU JUST PUT YOUR DICK ON THE TABLET AND TRACED IT

THEN BLEW IT UP TWICE
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>>11964018
AND IT'S ROSS
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>>11964018
Its just a popularfag disguised as anon
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>>11964025
at least I'm not coffee
that would be even worse
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>>11964026
WHAT THE HELL IS A TREE TO YOU OMNI
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>>11963990
Everyone here is thin skinned.
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>>11964028
No its NBS!
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>>11964006
Good
now keep drawing
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>>11964006
>flared horse cock with green balls
unf
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>>11964052
>implying it's not Leth
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>>11964046
SOMETHING WITH BRANCHES

AND INDIVIDUAL LEAVES
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>>11964014
w-wait..ok! I change my mind, i love anon!
>>
which pony is... master of their domain?
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>tfw my artbando will continue to ignore me and become best friends with the new guy
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>>11964069
OH I'LL DRAW YOU A COCK MOTHERFUCKER
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>>11964078
You two faced fuck.

I love you too.
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>>11964046
>implying thats me
but this guy is right >>11964071
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http://petitpanda.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
is this the real life
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>>11963934
They were kidding mate.
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>>11964078
You're tearing me apart!
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>>11964087
more like >tfw jelly Anons will drive Endii out
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>>11964078

Good now give me your wallet.
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>>11964104
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>>11964040
No, "shit" is too kind for people like you. You're much, much worse. You're rainbow dash.
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>>11964118
Could you please support local stores instead?
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>>11964105
I'M NOT

I FUCKING HATE ALCOHOLICS
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>>11964118
condoms for ponies
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>>11964118
8" condoms~
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>>11964126
but rainbow dash is best pony
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>>11964112
I think its rose.
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>>11963990
>G-go away new a-artfag... this is a p-pony thread..
>P-popularfag
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>>11964133
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>>11964118
Pick me up like 30 slim jims
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>>11963934

MLPG is like this all the time.
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>>11964132
was your dad an alcoholic?
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>>11964132
Anon, You hate everything.
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>>11964134
All this talk about your 8" cock

Why don't you stop posting and go use it, Nanaki?
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HAT HAT HAT
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>>11964133
>>11964134
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>>11964157
Nanaki is 7". SB is 8"
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>>11964118
pick me up a jug of orange juice and a donut
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>>11964128
No, their produce is not moldy enough
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>>11964118
Pick me up 2 12 packs of Surge, a box of Twinkies and a shotgun.
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>>11964118
I need you to not go to walmart and find a local market instead. You're what's wrong with the economy
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>>11964166
Shut the fuck up SB.
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>>11964166
You still think SB is 8"?

With no pics?
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>>11964118
if you go into where they sell vases they have these little black and white ones for $2 a piece

PROTIP: drill a hole into one and insert a glass slide for a perfect mini ceramic bong
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How brony is your desktop, MLPG?
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>>11964158
I really need to go to bed i'm sorry
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>>11964118

One round of 12 gauge, 00 buck.
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>>11964181
Well I'm a 20.

I'm also a horse
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>>11964133
Whenever I buy condoms I ALWAYS go for a black guy at the register if there's one working there.

So much less awkward than any of the other options.
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>>11964132

Did your dad get drunk everyday and stick the bottles in your ass or somthing?
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>>11964199
20 seems rather small for a horse
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>>11964208

what sense does this make
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>>11964199
>An average stallion has a 30-inch (2 1/2 feet) penis, and there is little deviation between species. However, some heavy horses, such as the Breton and Shire, are closer to a 36-inch (3 feet) average, but there is a small chance that they may sport one as long as 40-42 inches (3 1/3 - 3 1/2)

>42 inches

HOLY FUCKING UNF
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>>11964218
sh..shut up
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>>11964223
Get a load of this size queen
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>>11964218
Not for a pony.
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>>11964223

>length

It's girth that matters, fool
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>>11964223
>you will never take Celestia's 42" up your ass
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>>11964223
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BIG, SHUT UP.
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>your sex life will never exist because of your small penis size
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>>11964233
Shut up, AppleDan, you want to suck futacocks
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PARTY INSIDE PINKIE PIE!
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>>11964223
>>11964239
>42"
That's the right number for futa-Twilight!
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>>11964185
Pretty stealth if you ask me.
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>>11964223
mr hands
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>>11964219
They never give weird looks, living in America there seems to be a stigma among many like "holy shit you're buying condoms wow you're having sex you must be a sexual deviant and a womanizer" or some shit

it's a weird place in a lot of ways, especially when you live in the bible belt
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>>11964252
Yeah, but at least I dont only go for the biggest and the fattest like a two bit SLUT
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>>11964262
are you 13?
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>>11964259
>"42"

HOLY FUCK I just realized that horse cocks are the meaning of the universe and everything.
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>>11964272
KRISSCHUN NAYSHUN
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>>11964282

>the meaning of the universe

Well aren't you a little turbo nerd
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>>11964185
Kindasorta
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Humans have bigger cocks in comparison to their bodies then horses.
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>>11964282
>the meaning of life is taking a 42" horsecock up your asshole
IT'S SO OBVIOUS NOW
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>>11964185

Preeetty brony
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>>11964247
I know that feel, Anon.
Damn me and my average 6''
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>>11963953
This is what I sketch with, but you can really sketch with anything. Might as well get someone who colors well to give you some settings.
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>>11964275
Oh please, you know how thick chubby nurse is in your fantasies.

You can't even get her head inside your body.
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>>11964311
I'm barely over five...
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>>11964311
Oh dry up, being "only" average isn't a problem for the vast majority of women.
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>>11964311
6" is above average.
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>>11964185
Not brony at all
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>>11964185
r8 m8
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>>11964304
Ratio matters.
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>>11964335
depends.
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>>11964343
>non-wide resolution
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>>11964347
Old chart using an imperfect comparison.
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>>11964344
>utorrent
STOP POSTING ANY TIME
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>>11964368
B-but deluge
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I see we dick sizes now
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>>11964355
>united states
>5.1
I swear to god that number gets smaller every year
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>>11964320
>You can't even get her head inside your body
What fun is that, a good futa size is something big but manageable
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>>11964387
Fat people have small dicks.
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>>11964176
But local relitors aren't open past 10PM
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>>11964355
>just measured
My french ancestry finally did me some good.
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>>11964392
>implying
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not pony
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>>11964368
>tfw old version of utorrent that doesn't have any stupid shit in it

my superiority overwhelms me sometimes
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>go to Equestria
>qualify for micro-penis in their standards
>become laughing stock
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATS TIME, FOR REAL NOW
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>>11964355
>tfw 6.0 and merricu
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>>11964415
mai nigga
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>>11964430
sweet, we can be penis-and-nationality bros!
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>>11964383
Just how big is Twilight's dick?

I'm sure mine is longer.
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What's your excuse?
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>>11964449
I don't want to be like Hitler.
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howsofrt pony/
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>>11964416
>get pony to blow you
>gets addcited to human cum
>word spreads around
>more ponies eventually get hooked
>word spreads further
>soon ponies from all over equestria go on pilgramages for thousands of miles for a chance to suck you off
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>>11964415
I haven't touched torrents in years. What's wrong with it?
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>>11964476
ads everywhere
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gross...why not be cute.
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>>11964448
>Just how big is Twilight's dick?
>I'm sure mine is longer.
I dunno anon, the facts are plain to see
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>>11964185
super brownie
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>>11964457
>not wanting to be the righteous leader this liberal world needs
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>>11964471
>all the suction and winking acts as a vacuum pump, adding inches and girth over the following weeks
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>>11964487
C'mon MT, tell us your penis size.
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>>11964487
sweetie you should probably put that back
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>>11964449
My social anxiety prevents me from talking to a lot of people I don't know and prevents me from being in a meaningful relationship with any man or woman.

I've already accepted that I'll be alone forever.
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>>11962517
I really think I should get a new name
but I don't know what to change it to
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>>11964499

>wanting to be dead
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>>11964471
>>11964501

>Celestia samples you
>uses a magic spell to eliminate your refractory period and speeds up semen production
>you now get ponies to suck you off 24/7 in a special room in the castle
>the furniture is designed so you can go through an entire day without your dick ever being outside a pony's mouth
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>>11964510
Somebody
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>>11964510
ZACH
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>GG's stash is full gay art of all of his male characters that you'll never see

Life is suffrage.
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>>11964516
yeah so do most artists
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>>11964499
But anon. Hitler was a fuck-up who ruined everything he touched.
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>>11964508

I wish I knew you, because helping people get over social anxiety is really fun
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>>11964410
>utorrent
>colored icons
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>>11964449
hitler could paint too.
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>>11964508
Dude, it's alright, your time will come anyway.
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>>11964491
What if he whipped out his dick?
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>>11964530
>tfw it's also full of pubes that you'll never see

sigh
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>>11964539
How is it fun? I have it as well.
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>>11964526
No
That's weird
Having your own name as your online alias would be weird.

I think I'll just be Nobby. It's not changing much.
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>>11964410
>not pony
mah nig
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>>11964539
>implying it's possible to get over
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>>11964565

Meeting new people is a blast

>>11964578

It is.
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>>11964503
Anon, you don't wanna know. It'll embarrass you.
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>>11964449
i have a girlfriend but i still come here to reminisce on my single virgin days

if i hadn't learned to chill out and just "be myself" as they say I would still be in the position.

niggas just gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, you know?
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>>11964539
How often have you done this? Do you have an indentity here?
Because I might apply.
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>>11964562
>What if he whipped out his dick?
Anon don't be silly
look at his forehead
there's nothing there
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>>11964586
;_;
Can you touch mine? Just a little bit? Please?
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>>11964586

mt I don't think this relationship will work out unless you spill the goods sister
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>>11964539
I wish I knew you too, anon. I don't really have anyone to talk to this stuff about.
My friends and family don't really get it and they've even talked me out taking the medication and going to the guy I was seeing for it.
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>>11964607
haha seconded maybe.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

ALREADY 10
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>>11964508
>I've already accepted that I'll be alone forever.

life huh...
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>>11964609
okay
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>>11964628
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>>11964613
>my friends
oh you haven't even hit rock bottom yet huh
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>tfw doing Kegels for a while now

I had no idea a boner could be this quick, this hard and shoot that strong.
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>>11964659
You're welcome.
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>>11964586
>you will never get the chance to choke on mt's massive member
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>>11964651
When I say friends I just mean two guys I've known since elementary school who I occasionally play video games with.
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LET'S ALL GO TO THE BITCH
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>>11964659
>tfw I would do kegels, take the stack, and buy toys because I will never have a sex life but feel to self-conscious and guilty about my sexual desires
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>>11964677
I hear it's 9 inches long and 7 inches thick

Flaccid.
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>>11964508
>>11964622
with both of you, the only person you've managed to convince that you're shit and you can't change is yourself

you need to learn to strip yourself of the mental bullshit that's built up in your head from years of living in society. some people do it by smoking weed, some people do it by having someone to help them realize why it's bullshit, some do it by developing a talent and working at it to convince yourself of your worth (all of these things have helped myself with this) but you just need to get that shit out of there.

and, of course, be chill. that's the only way to win in this world, is to be chill. you guys are my niggas in spirit, but I worry about the regular posters here sometimes.
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>>11964685
Take the pills while you still can and you might yet escape
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/talking-nightmare-moon-lines-recorded.html
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So I haven't been in for more than a month. Anything happen at all? I'm bored to tears and decided to visit for a few minutes before I start marathoning anime.
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>>11964747
No
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>>11964720
That would cam me down, if I hadn't destroyed my life already. The margin is getting closer and closer, but I'm holding out for a miracle.
But if I get my eviction notice before that I'm gonna the good old bag trick.
Thanks anyway.
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If I already run regularly and drink at least 10 cups of water a day, I can just take lecithin and pygeum and a multivitamin for zinc and expect results, right?
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>>11964720
>jus b urself
>jus b chill
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What is each of the main 6's preferred way of killing themselves?
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>>11964770
Of course.

Add kegals too.
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>>11964775
Ponycide
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>>11964772
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>>11964772
You are a terrible human being though, you might want to try and change.
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>>11964775
TS: Death by penis
RD: Death by penis
PP: Death by penis
RY: Death by penis
FS: Death by penis
AJ: Tex by penis
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>>11964775
Twilight: cyanide
Applejack: shotgun
Pinkie Pie: Helium
Rarity: sleeping pills
Rainbow Dash: self-immolation
Fluttershy: slashing wrists or possibly self-drowning
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>>11964789
>AJ becomes Tex

Unf?
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>>11964583
Oh go fuck yourself happy smiley fuck.
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>tfw if you be yourself everyone will hate you
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>>11964775
Twilight: ritualistic disemboweling
Pinkie Pie: asphyxiation
AJ: shotgun blast to the head
Rarity: sleeping pills, hot bath, razor blade
Fluttershy: jumping from a high building
Rainbow Dash: jumping under a train
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>>11964805

Wait,

Rarity: slashing wrists
Fluttershy: sleeping pills

Yeah, that's better.
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>>11964805
>self immolation
thats hardcore
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>>11964775
How about other ponies?
Bon-Bon and Lyra would do traditional seppuku, with Lyra wieling the sword.
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

the hat train dont stop
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>>11964851
She goes so fast she bursts into flames. Then treats.
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>>11964856

HONK HONK
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>>11964849
>those floofy colored eyelashes
Eugh
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>>11964788
maybe i could get plastic surgery and change my name, has plastic surgery reached the point where they can add charisma to your genes yet?

when i was being born rolling for high charisma didn't seem like the most convenient way to go about it, should have studied life better beforehand.

now i have to stick with this or "reroll"
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>>11964772
have you ever actually tried following the advice though? really thinking about what it means beyond what it says on paper?

you're probably where you're at right now because you're afraid. it's not a direct fear of anything, but largely with a lot of people it's just a fear of trying in general.

you just gotta learn that you really shouldn't give much of a shit what people think about you, even when you fuck up.
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>>11964603
>not bending a woman over a pedestal to fuck her
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>>11964849
I want to bury my face in that femsnips' tits.
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>>11964864
no fucking honking anon
didn't you read the sign?
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>>11964817

You too, anon.
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>>11964871
>tfw you will forever be a slave to genetics because you were born before transhumanism happened
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>>11964880
But if I act like racist jew hating asshole, who calls people assholes for acting like assholes everyone will hat me.
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>>11964880
Not him, but I've had it so long that it's just who I am now. I can't even look at some people without my eyes watering up.
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>>11964888
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>>11964880
>you really shouldn't give much of a shit what people think about you, even when you fuck up
Let's say hypothetically there is nobody left you haven't pissed off so hard that they hate you forever, what do I do?
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>hole stickers
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>>11964923
Fuck off sb
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>>11964720
I never envisioned myself with another human being in the first place. From the earliest age, my vision of the future was just myself. Financially successful, but simply myself.
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>>11964880
sounds like you haven't fucked up enough, good for you tho'
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>>11964856
le duckroll meme
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>>11964923
I'd choose that one over the other one, though.

I like that belly as much as those tits.
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>Rainbow Dash
>any suicide method other than "sonic rainbooming directly into Canterlot castle during a major government event"
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>>11964888
I'd want to bury my face in another part of her body.
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>>11964449
I just have to speak with conviction, and exploit dumb people?
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>>11964962
Butts are nasty, tits are pure.
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>>11964856
I kinda like this OC
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>>11964933
>Chrysalis' crown
wat
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http://i.imgur.com/6Vmsucl.jpg
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>>11964969
well that makes one person
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>>11964355
>That scale
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>>11964967
>>11964550

Hitler would have been a really famous fanartist if he was born 100 years later.
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>>11964775

Twilight writes goodbye letters to all of her friends, tells Spike to send them to Celestia, then quickly leaves to go slash her wrists in the Everfree Forest.

Fluttershy would stop eating and drinking, and her friends wouldn't think about not seeing her for a while until it were too late.

AJ wouldn't try to, she's too selfless and knows her farm would go under without her. She'd just live depressed and vacant until she subconsciously worked herself to death.

Dash would ask Zecora to brew her a pesticide or something and then chug it while sleeping over a friend's house. She's too cowardly to die alone. She'd write a goodbye to be found next to her body in the morning.

Can't imagine Pinkie Pie killing herself.

Rarity would make a really, really great dress and then stab herself in the heart in it while Sweetie is at a friend's house.
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>>11964933
At least Derpy is still derped.
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>>11964849
Something about Atryl pisses me off, like he half-asses everything just because he can. That Femsnails isn't even cute.
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>>11964977
http://i.imgur.com/uDaCUDJ.jpg
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>>11964383
Talking about, worshiping, and fantasizing, but absolutely no posting! That would be gay.
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>>11965003
I can't like a dick without seeing it.
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>friend might buy me Animal Crossing for some reason

Havent even played the games, should I say yes?
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>>11964913
pass it off as a joking persona
nobody has to know you mean it
>>11964930
well, that would have to be a hypothetical because people are very rarely ever capable of hating forever, despite what it may seem like
>>11964947
Nope. I've fucked up enough to get most everyone hating me before pulling a total U-Turn and changing the direction my life was taking entirely.
I'm talking to you now because a long time ago I was just like you, nigga.
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>>11965001
snails isn't cute why would femsnails be cute
>so I can stick my dick in it durrrr
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>>11965022
No.
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>>11965002
the most beautiful ponut
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>>11964968
Ass > Tits

A girl could be as flat as a board as long as she has a nice ass, hips, and thighs and she'll still be perfect.
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>>11965022
It's a laid back game about aesthetics and messing around. If you like that, then yes.
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>>11965041
But babies and doo doo comes from there!
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>>11965027
Weaver's Femsnails is cuter and she's made of straight lines.
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>>11964992
Well if you listened to him tell it, he'd be a really famous drawfag and the best there was.

In fact, his art would be really, really mediocre because he never actually bothered practicing and improving, and everybody would hate him because of his super shitty attitude.
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>>11965041
Small breasts are kind of a turn on for me.
Also usually means they are fit, which is a plus.
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>>11965026
I really don't think I could pas that off as a joke.

I hate niggers, kikes and mudslimes...it's okay though I'm joking.
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>>11965041

This guy knows what's up
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>>11965027
you can stick your dick in both of them.
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>>11965043
>It's a laid back game about aesthetics and messing around.

This is technically true of a lot of games, but I nearly lost contact with the outside world when the first Sims game came out.
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>>11965041
yeah, but tits can be nice

my girlfriend has relatively small tits but I love them
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>>11964880
I think you are just deranged. I get it, you have a great social life. Everyday you meet poeple and they just fucking love you. They eat out of your palm and its easy. For you.

Congratulations anon. You ate one of the lucky few.
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>>11965026
>well, that would have to be a hypothetical because people are very rarely ever capable of hating forever, despite what it may seem like
I have fucked up a lot in my life. Nobody has ever forgiven me for anything. I avoid that responsibility altogether these days. Even for myself. I'm too much of a coward to kill myself. I'm just waiting for the end.
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>>11964355
>tfw above average everywhere in the world

Too bad I'll never use it
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All you guys need to do is believe in the power of Jesus and your life will start repairing it self.
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>>11965084
>You ate one of the lucky few.

Wonder if he tasted good.
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>>11965062
So he'd be like an austrian John Joseco?
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>>11965095
Shut up Shirley.
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>>11965100
>You ate one of the lucky few.
unf
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is this a good laptop?

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Samsung+-+Ultrabook+13.3%26%2334%3B+Geek+Squad+Certified+Refurbished+Touch-Screen+Laptop+-+4GB+Memory+-+500GB+HDD+-+Silver/8342049.p?id=1218873335162&skuId=8342049

If N, what is?
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Sweetie Snow
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>>11965104
But that's carnifex.
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>>11965092
I'd let you use me.
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>>11965104
No, Ross.

JJ's cool and well-liked.
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>>11965091
Yea, it's a bit stuffy inside, let's get some fresh air outside.
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>>11965119

Buy a thinkpad.
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>>11965120
>pony will never hide his penis in the snow
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>>11965022
That is feelings of jealousy anon.
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>>11964996
>>11964805

Man, i'm just imagining these scenarios.

I don't need these feels.

Or maybe I do.
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>>11965120
Soon
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATSSSSSS
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>>11965139
Bad part is I hardly talk to her anymore.

Does the game have cooking?
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>>11965026
>I'm talking to you now because a long time ago I was just like you, nigga.

projecting hard there

in this current day and age, if you dont like clubbing and drinking (at least moderately) you're a social outcast, that plus your favorite hobby is computers, vidya, and watching cartoons? you're a permavirgin and not even god himself descending from the heavens could make it the other way around that is if it existed

thats the way it is chap, learn to deal with it like i did accepting it
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>>11965120

Who is she stalking?
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MLPG what's the most easiest and painless suicide you can do?
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>>11965159
>hats
>bonbon

I GET IT NOW
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>>11965170
Fart.
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>>11965082
Don't get me wrong, I like tits too, but when they're huge cow tits I lose all love for them.

I prefer medium to smalls tits because they look cuter to me DFC is the best, though.
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>>11965170
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
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>>11965170
Jump head first from a really tall thing.
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>>11965170
gas
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>>11965170
death by becoming a pokemon speedrunner
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>>11965167
I don't mind becoming a wizard myself.

>tfw gonna get a robe and hat
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>>11965170
A bullet

You are dead before you hit the floor and before your brain can register the pain.
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>>11965167

>tfw never been clubbing
>tfw favorite hobby is vidya, cartoons, and computers
>tfw still spend a good part of the week hanging out with friends
>tfw talk about vidya, cartoons, and computers with them

No, you're a fucking loser. Don't try to blame it on your interests.
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>>11965187
helium prices are fucking high right now
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>>11965186
I like big cow tits. Don't know why, I just do.
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>>11965170
Go way up north, into the wilderness during a blizzard, take some drugs, take off your clothes and just wander out into the cold
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What's your cutie mark?
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>I want to draw something but I'm tired
>I'll just take a quick nap and then get up refreshed and draw
>2 hours later
>fuck it I'll just go back to sleep
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>>11965212
Who asks?
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>>11965187
guns are faster if you are in the US
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>>11965089
but you still won't do it. if you're not going to kill yourself now, you're never going to.

why?
because to have the balls to kill yourself you would have to have the balls to actually try to live a fulfilling life. it's all about where you direct that energy, trust me nigga i know because i was there. i was depressed as fuck and almost attempted suicide before I realized it was just a bunch of dumb white people problems baseless self pity bullshit only undergone by ungrateful assholes who don't know they have the ability to stop being self-pity filled, ungrateful assholes and actually start enjoying life by strength of mind.
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>>11965206
It's not like you are going to need any money where you're going.
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>>11965170
I heard a combination of sleeping pills and a bag over your head will do the trick
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>>11965206

I don't think dead people need money
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Would anyone be willing to do an Elvish pony?
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>>11965232
>>11965234
This is a good sign he doesn't want to kill himself you dummies.
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>Come to MLPG
>Some dudebro is giving out inane advice

I just want to wallow in my sorrow with you guys
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>>11965259
Sure, post one.
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>>11965259
Feeling glum, chum?
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>>11965225
>before I realized it was just a bunch of dumb white people problems baseless self pity bullshit
Oh. I think that means your advice is irrelevant for me.
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>>11965245
Maybe once I've got the other requests done, seems like an interesting concept.
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>>11965276

#burn
#rapevictim
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>>11965225
You just like hearing yourself talk don't you? Ok if i said ill change will you go away?
I wont by the way.
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>>11965167
I don't really enjoy going to clubs, and I really don't enjoy drinking that much, hell I'd rather just smoke a bowl with some friends and do whatever.

I still have a girlfriend and a good group of friends, I'm happy in my life, if you define your interests by what you think society wants you to be interested in you're just a poser and people will see right through you.
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>>11965266
i feel ya anon let's wallow it up
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>>11965276
How about this one?

>>11965281
trying not to
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IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

tf2 and all that jazz
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>>11965305
>yellow sweater on a yellow horse
what a bad idea
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>>11965305
I don't know why, but I want to fuck that Fluttershy
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>>11965266
it's ok anon, i still think you totally suck ass
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>>11965311

jesus fuck, time to filter
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>>11965305
Well don't feel down, flip over that frown!
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>>11965225
Do you even read what you write?

This is probably some of the worst writing I've seen in MLPG
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>>11965187
I'd say charcoal/carbon monoxide.
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>>11965305
we'll all get through it
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PONY!
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>>11965266

wanting to wallow and not wanting to wallow are what separates the two

why do you want to wallow in your self-pity? does it make you happy?
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>>11965302
Put a trip on. I need to filter you.
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>>11965325
>sucking ass
unf
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>>11965266
see, this is why you even wallow in self pity though

because you see someone trying to give you honest advice and immediately assume some beer-drinking "OMG women are objects bro" asshole who defines his success in life by how many times he's gotten his dick sucked.
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>>11965345
That's not a Wonderbolt.

That's a Dundervolt.
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>>11965302
I don't know what kind of people you've been dealing with before, but so far you said nothing substantial and now I 'm actually feel more like killing myself than before.
Because I've been where you are right now. And I fell right back.
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You can have sex with any 1 contributor, past or present, male or female.

But first, you have to have sex with Ross.

Deal?
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>>11965225
your posts resume to

>i had luck

why do we end up talking about this in every thread, goddamn, i just want to see cartoon horses and horsedicks to forget about the unchangeable shit of loneliness that is life, theres always some fag
>WHY U DONT TRY TO CHANGE
because we can't and its too late and we have already accepted it, we come here to forget about it not to be reminded of it

your motivational bullshit is useless, it only works on people with luck or that already have some positive aspect to their life, you need friends to make friends, and half of us we're deep in bankruptcy already, so fuck off to /r9k/ if you want to be some fake mumbo jumbo 2 cent motivator

now pony or fuck off

>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/r9k/
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>>11965322
Okay fine.
Nix the sweater.
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>>11965374
shut
the fuck
up
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Don't make decisions when you're upset.

Good night friends.
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>>11965358
I assume you're a dudebro because if you speak as you write everyone will think you're a dudebro
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>>11965351
It really doesnt make me happy. Its just a comfortable well known feeling to me.
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the fuck is a dudebro
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>>11965383
sweater's cute, just not a good color
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>>11965400

Apparently the only people that can be happy
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>>11965383
>naked Fluttershy
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>>11965391
Fuck off dudebro rose.
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>>11965374
Everyone contributor is less attractive than me
I'm not going to suffer Ross for a pity fuck
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alls you gotta do is just like carpe the diem
what could go wrong
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>>11965302
>I still have a girlfriend and a good group of friends

i stopped listening twenty "im happy and you aren't"'s ago

>>11965266
>>11965303
we have nothing else to do really
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>>11965400
It's this thing that has to shoot/slice you, but only when it's shit is fucked.

It's straight-up dog time.

>>11965410
Is this better?
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>>11965396

It is comfortable. It's like a blanket that keeps you warm. But it's just hurting you.

Surely you can do SOMETHING different?
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>>11965420
>Everyone contributor is less attractive than me

HH

AAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11964805
>Twilight: cyanide
Cyanide poisoning is a fucking horrible way to do. Twilight's smarter then that.
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>>11965421
fuck of villager
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>>11965400
People that write like >>11965225

>just a bunch of dumb white people problems baseless self pity bullshit only undergone by ungrateful assholes who don't know they have the ability to stop being self-pity filled, ungrateful assholes and actually start enjoying life by strength of mind.

>trust me nigga
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Oh my fucking god
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Would pony love you?
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>>11965480

Yes, because I'm comfortable in my skin.
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>>11965444
actually that's the number one way for scientists to kill themselves

probably due to availability
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>>11965476
>oh she is just hairless what so ba... holy shit
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>>11965473
>if you dont care about life why don't you fight a lion or rob a bank? XDD

my hate has trascended the power level of regular hate and became SUPER HATE
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>>11965444
I know.
But before she goes, she might as well find out how real excrutiating pain feels like.
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>>11965476
>that neck
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>>11965480
Yep, that's why I married Twilight Sparkle.
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>>11965414
I don't post stuff like that
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>>11965476
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Why do some artists never show themselves in threads, like they never talk to anyone ever.
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>>11965476
She must need that hair to survive
it all makes sense now
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>>11965508
I think he is talking about the pic that was posted or something.
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>>11965502

>Implying it's not a sound argument

Ever hear about that guy who hated his life, so he went to Syria to fight with the rebels?

Of course not, because you can't do ANYTHING but wallow in your sadness like a fucking pig. Anyone that says different just doesn't get you, right?
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>>11965502
>WHY DON'T YOU GO ON A CRAZY ADVENTURE DUDE
>I KNOW YOU CAN BARELY MANAGE TO GET OUT OF BED BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO TO AFRICA OR THE HIMALAYAS!

I think some people just completely lack empathy
Or logic
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>>11964279
What if I am
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can we hat? lets hat.
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>>11965520
Because they can only tak confidentially and under cover and have to establish a hidden communications network, because talking to each other is mortal sin, according to current Anon.
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>>11965442
Like what? Huddle in a corner and cry?
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>>11965520

Because depending on who you are, it fucking sucks when it's known that you're in here.
It's just better when no one knows.
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>>11965282
>>11965297
>>11965332
>>11965376
>>11965473
Man, I really suck at trying to help people. I'm sorry, I feel really sorry for all of you. I guess I just assume because I'm satisfied in life I can somehow magically convey others into finding a way to be happy in life themselves. It's kind of a sad predicament where nobody wins, if you think about it.

I'd say sorry for trying to help but that sounds pretentious. So, I just want to say, fuck, I'm sorry I really can't help at all.

So please, just think of me as some dudebro who tried to motivate people unsuccessfully. I'm actually the complete opposite of one if you actually knew me but unfortunately you've probably seen enough of such people that I seem like I'm one of them and anything I say becomes irrelevant because of it. And I haven't really said anything worthwhile because it all comes out as the same shit.

So, sorry for accidentally being an asshole. I'm not going to remember this and I'd encourage all of you to forget as well.
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Losing 15lbs of fat can increase the size of your penis by 1/2".

Stretching your penis for 30 seconds after you piss can give you 1" after 12 months.
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>>11965568
all we are is dust in the wind
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>>11965480
Sure.
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>>11965564

Do you want to do that?

I'm not gonna tell you some dumb shit like "go outside and appreciate it :DD", but does hating yourself really make you feel better?
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>>11965520
Sometimes it seems to me like all artists in here hate eachother, because they NEVER reply to other artists with their names on and never seem to communicate.
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>>11965593

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY
TAKE A WILD GUESS
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>>11965578
worthless...
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>>11965593
But I really like the other artists
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>>11965520
Okay talk to me.

I'm a drawfag, not an artist though. Also generally I don't like to post with my name on even when posting art just because it's unnecessary.
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>>11965381
>>11965381
>>11965381
new horse
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>>11965577
IS THIS TRUE?!
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>>11965476
fuck yes I love this kind of thing
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>>11965608
I can't take this kind of pressure
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>>11965612
i like seeing names
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>>11965487
Still, it's supposed to take forever and hurt a lot as well.
It's a good thing all those ponies have enough friends they won't ever resort to that.
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>>11965617
I've gained 3/4 of an inch by using on of those dick streching devices
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>>11965620
I must confess one more dusty road would be just a road too long
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>>11965617
Yes, but the first one only applies if you're fat.
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>>11965531
exactly, they (you) have a total lack of empathy.

you don't know what it feels to get burnt until you touch something really hot and get burnt yourself, same applies here

so pony or go away

>>11965574
you just had luck.

and yes, you do suck, you're like throwing a "cheer up" party where the main topic is career choices and professional opportunities and only invite NEETs to it
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>>11965620
>>11965631
That song is hard as hell to sing.
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>>11965615
>no subject line
You beefed it, son.
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>>11965631

Worthless
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>>11965574
You ass. This will never be forgotten. Itll remain in the archive forever dudebro. You left your stinky skid mark here forever.
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>>11965631

The only road that I have ever known.
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>>11965662
Green Day pls go
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>>11965650
I just can't, I just can't, I just can't seem to get started
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>>11965637

If I lacked empathy, I wouldn't be arguing with a sad sack of shit like you to try and get you to be happy. Instead, you should realize that I really do care.

Stop saying you need luck to be happy, because you definitely don't.
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>>11965574
At least it worked for you.
But there's one thing that stuck, I'm not gonna wait for the end. I'm gonna take action and end it right here, right now. It's not like it matters anyway, once you're dead you're dead and nothing you had in life matters anymore and for me that's a good thing.
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>>11965643
God yeah it is
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>>11965682
yes, you would because you're the typical dudebro who thinks he knows everyones problems, protip: you dont.

>stop saying the truth it hurts my pride!
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>>11965675
don't have a heart to live in the fast lane all that has passed and gone
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>>11965637
>you just had luck
if i was shoveling shit I'd be grateful I wasn't starving at this point because I've learned from the best that everything is relative
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQUIKceh-kA

that's all I'm going to say
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>>11965615
YOU GUYS HOW DID YOU ALL GET TRICKED BY THIS
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>>11965588
You just dont get it. This is the same reason why you are getting hate too.

Its just comfortable for me. Ive known this feeling my entire life. Its just comfortable.
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>>11965707

It's not a matter of pride. I couldn't care less if a hypocritical sadsack thinks I'm a dudebro without any struggle in my life.

I don't know your problems. I never said I did. I know you're not happy, though. If you want to talk instead of sit there all sad, I'm game.
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>>11965735

I'm not getting hate, I'm not the retard that said "you're sad because of white guy problems".

I know it's comfortable, but I do get it. I know it doesn't make you happy. Do you want to be happy?
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Can someone make an actual general?
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>>11965772
I would but the new thread header thing is gone for me.
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>>11965772
Here you go

>>11965810
>>11965810
>>11965810
>>11965810
>>
NEW HORSE

>>1195489
>>1195489
>>1195489
>>1195489
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>>11965721
>some rich fuck recording himself about how WE HAVE THE POWER TO BE HAPPY BY OURSELVES
>singer and guitarist of a music band
>probably shits ferraris coated in gold, talking some motivational bullshit that only works if you have luck

sounds like a bunch of crap from some dude who hit it big and has been living off of it since.

>>11965744
no, i never wanted to talk, its pointless, you started it, and im trying to make you leave or shut up and start ponying

theres a board for idiots who think they have life figured out and go around telling others how to do it, its called r9k.

there you can post all the "jus b urself" that you want.

>>11965771
everyone wants to be happy, thats like saying DO YOU WANT TO BREATHE? not really, but the body is configured to do so

there are a million factors in the world that are outside of your control and if you dont have the luck to make them work in a way that is beneficial to you, you're fucked
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>>11965888

I never said "just b urself". That guy was a massive fuckstick. I'm also not trying to tell you how to run your life, because my life isn't figured out either. I am willing to listen and be your friend if you want, though. Everyone needs friends.

As for life needing to go the correct way for you to be happy, that's just wrong. Scientifically, even.
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>>11965888
>sounds like a bunch of crap from some dude who hit it big and has been living off of it since.

Ahaha.
You didn't even listen past the first minute!

Listen to the whole thing.
You don't need to be in his position to gain something from what he has to say. Don't just dismiss things because they aren't what you want to hear.
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>>11965965
>>11965957
stop.
replying.

no one wants your fake-advice.
people here just want to be sad in peace.
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>>11966034

If you'd read what I'm typing, I'm not giving advice.

I'm saying I'll be your friend if you want, you sad dipshit.
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>>11966051
no, i dont want some happy go lucky normalfag as friend.
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>>11966077

Now who's assuming they know someone's life?
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>>11965771
Same anon from before. Dont you think i tried? I just ended up regressing to these wallowing feelings. So i gave up quit everything and just like the other anons said accept it. So fuck off, please.
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>>11966107

Well, you can try again.

Or you can close the tab.
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>>11966051
>i want to be your friend YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER

you just want to feel better about yourself.

i swear im having dejavu, as if i was in /r9k/.
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>>11966142

What, didn't put enough in the first reply?

I don't need to try and befriend a sadanon to feel better about myself.
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>>11966142
>>11966105
in any case i dont want a filthy normalfaggot as friend, i despise them, they all got it served to them and i didn't, they had their chance.
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>>11966188

Tell me, why do you think I'm a normalfaggot?
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>>11966185
Then why the fuck are you doing this rose / jessy?
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>>11966222

Because everyone needs friends(including myself), and you said you don't have any.

Also I'm not rose or jessy.
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>>11966248
Uh huh.
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>>11966217
because you said so in every post previous to this

>>11966248
already have enough 0

now get bent, you were going in the right direction in >>11965574 but started it again because telling you the truth hurts your pride, this is typical normie attitude
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>>11966310

http://i.imgur.com/8UukcY6.png
Like I said, I'm not the dumb dipshit that assumed you were sad because of some insignificant reason. I never claimed to know about your life.

You don't know about mine either, so you can stop assuming I'm a normalfag.
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Jesus fucking christ you 2 have fucking issues. Im glad you are keeping this in ded horse though.
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>>11966364
but you think like one, and speak like one, now stop replying and reminding me of the loneliness with your happy shit, i dont need an internet friend, i needed real friends, and i needed them before, now its too late, im fucking bitter and have no interests in common with any normal, get bent.

>>11966386
dont worry, im done replying
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>>11966413

I don't want to say I've got sadness in my life because I know you won't believe me, but I do.

I want to say that a normalfaggot wouldn't be on MLPG at 12 am on a Monday night, but you're too dense to see that.

I want to say that I want to be your friend, but you are apparently done replying. So, see you then.
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I love Twilight
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I love Fluttershy
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I love Ponies


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