>de pony

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>>11946873
>who nose?

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>>11947094
You don't want to activate that

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>>11947094
What is this protocol?

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>>11947106

>>11947108
failure

its time to get some late night chill up in here
http://www.rainymood.com/
aw yeah

Derpy is a very ugly pony

Which pony would ahve the sweetest tasting anus?

>>11947127
That gif is pretty accurate by the way

don't talk about any good fetishes while I'm gone, MLPG

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Why is she so perfect /co/?

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>>11947116
Alright I'm going to get out of here.
Next time I'll draw Ponka Pae staring a boners.

>>11947127
I love SMILe

>>11947162
Pinkie is the best horse for innocent sexuals

gnight

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>>11947158
HEY APPLEJACK
I RAN OUT OF APPLES
CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASE
I NEED IT FOR A NEW DESSERT I'M TRYING
DO YOU WANT SOME
IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD
HELLO

So, were you all watching the Everfree stream? How was it from your end?

FFVIII was dumb but fun.

Shit happened in the game.

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>>11947182

>>11947186
Shit happened infinitely times in the game

>>11947191
I think she's dead
I'm taking her apples

>>11947146

So, business as usual?

Let's start this off best
Who's your favourite pony and what does he/she do?
Are they good at what they do?

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>>11947107
>>11947107
Proceed carefully: It's a plate of apples and crackers and cheese and celery and carrots and peanut butter and while you snack she shows you all kinds of cool stunts she's planning with her action figures while stuck indoors because of rain. It's not for the faint of heart.

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goodnight

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>>11947007
I'll never understand the word cheesecake
for a million years I thought it referred to hot pies of bread and cheese which I like a lot
but apparently it's a confectionary in america or something, what the fuck

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Its late anon. I know you need to sleep. I have been buzzing around you, drinking your soda when you were not noticing.

Which pony enjoys Cock and Ball torture the most?

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>>11947191
APPLEJACK
THIS IS IMPORTANT
I NEED THOSE APPLES
PLEASE
I HAVE TO PRACTICE FOR THE NEXT PASTRY COMPETITION
IT'S NINE MONTHS AWAY
I NEED THEM
RIGHT
NOW

>>11947214
What a cutie.

>>11947208
She's playing with dolls?

>>11947204
Twilight is my favorite pony. She does books and magic.
She is very good at it.

>>11947212
It's a cake made with cheese. Literally.

>>11947214

Can moths drink soda?

>>11947200

What are your fetishes, oh government-sanctioned Fetish Regulator?

>>11947226
They're ACTION FIGURES anon

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>>11947204
She raises the sun and rules the kingdom together with her sister.
Since it hasn't collapsed yet, even though she is already in power for more than a thousand years I would assume that she is doing a pretty good job.

>>11947214
is that a pony?
Looks more like a bug eevee evolution

>>11947276
>ice cream

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>>11947214
Moths are cute.

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>>11947225
Then you don't mind me watching you post those equine, right?

I'm c-cute to you?

>>11947240
One night, a giant moth landed on the tip of my glass of soda and it started to drink it. It never left when I try to shoo it away.

>>11947276
The feeling of having sperm up your nasal cavity must be horrid.

>>11947251

Ones that I like.

>>11947235
U-unf

>>11947305

And those would be?

I promise I'm not gonna laugh, as long as they're as good as you claim.

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>>11947296

Good night

>>11947235
I hate it when they make the balls the same color as the coat

Good morning.

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GOODNIGHT LOSERS

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>>11947293
That moth sure have quite an adventure.

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>>11947296

>>11947280
>tfw this is the only good coke pone inflation picture

http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/post/54901078010/why-are-you-so-nervous-about-the-convention

docks

>>11947382
cute

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>>11947382

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This pone doesn't have any friends

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This pony has knocked you out and is dragging you to her rape cave.

There's no "what do?" here, all you can do is accept your fate.

>>11947321

You're probably going to laugh anyway.
Fatties, without any of the accessory fetishes people tend to combine them with.
Also I never claimed my fetish was good, I just don't like the fetishes people tend to talk about here.

>>11947412
Why does pony have a rape cave?

>>11947412
done

>>11947211
Work on those prints.
Sweet dreams

>>11947409
We have so much in common

>>11947399
doocks

>>11947415

Oh, that's not bad.

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>>11947382
I want to know what that other phobia is

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>>11947423
To rape you in. I thought that was obvious.

Are you guys not tired of posting literally the same thing everyday?

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>>11947473
After years of this shit its part of my routine.

>>11947382
I feel so strange reading this
I can't imagine what it would feel like to draw horses and get money for it and go to a place where a lot of people do that and be embarassed about it and talk to the internet about it
what kind of world do these people live in, and why am I not in it

>>11947431
Being a pony does not count because you are not a pony.

>>11947473
well see that's where you're wrong because
i can guarantee you that I don't post here everyday

>>11947473
No. One day senpai will notice me and sweep me off my feet. Until that day I stay in this purgatory of place.

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>>11947473
Where else can I post my love for these two ponies?

>tfw painting
>tfw don't know how to paint
>paint anyways

Haha. Where did I even get this brush from?

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my fetish is upside-down or otherwise strangely aligned ponies

>>11947431
Like being ugly

>>11947488
I find the fact that there are still people that age who have never been on and plane and never seen an ocean. Oceans are fucking great.

>>11947444
You can't rape the willing.

>>11947503
But anon, what if senpai has always liked you but since you've never paid them any attention they think you hate them?

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>>11947507
I want to rub that pony's belly. I want to rub it until she goes all gigglely.

>>11947511
I'm not too hung upun oceans or seas having grown up in a landlocked country, though now I live about 15 minutes from the sea.

I flew for the first time when I was 11 and felt I was somehow behind.

>>11947529
I think I've been pretty obvious that I respect and value my senpai. If anything, I should have been more tsundere.

>>11947158
>>11947191

Goodnight AppleJack.

>>11947531
do you think berry is the giggly sort even when she's sober
is she ever sober

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>>11947507
unf

What happened to red?

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>>11947586
drew too much
died

>>11947586
shlicking probly

>>11947586
Personal issues.

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>>11947577

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>>11947511
I've never been able to afford it.

>>11947611
>ponies are making Jessy get out more
how do you do it

>>11947611

Are you a grill?

If so, do you think we're perverts?

S U N
B A T
H E R

>>11947473
its great when you are drunk

>>11947629
>All this new

>>11947473
its great when you are autistic

>>11947611
Don't worry about the plane ride though. I'm scared of heights and I managed just fine. Just drink plenty of water and if it helps, don't sit next to the window.

Good luck, you'll do great

>>11947611
Fuck that con shit and just go to the beach and swim in the ocean. Noting like swimming in clear waters. Swimming in the Mediterranean is fucking amazing.

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This man could kill your favorite pony.
That is all I have to say.
Good bye.

>>11947663
>swimming in the Atlantic
>just south of NJ

>>11947663
I hate swimming in the sea. You get all salty and sticky and stuff. Freshwater lakes are where it's at. Also there are smaller waves, so you can actually swim.

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>>11947658
Thank you! Unfortunately my first flight is a window seat, but I'm going to keep it covered. I'll bring some bottles of water for the right, thanks for the advice.

>>11947664
Not if the Flash stops him.

>>11947664

Sentry wins.

>>11947607
That is a very sexy pony.

>>11947680
Lakes are the call of duty of swimming. Oceans are for true men. Pools are the Angry birds.

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>>11947680
>You get all salty and sticky

>>11947658
Yeah, I've been scared of heights most of my life but never had too much trouble on planes.
It's really not so bad.

>>11947686
>window seat

Lucky.

>>11947473
I don't even really like it

But MLPG is the only thing I've got outside of my sorrow

>>11947663
>clear water
you mean the corpses, feces, whale semen and salt that creep into every crevice of your body?
open waters a shit

jessy's spaghetti is cute

>>11947686
You cannot close the window cover on landing and takeoff though (regulations), but you might be able to swap seats with the person next to you, (or just close your eyes, it's perfectly OK). Once you're at cruising altitude, you're so high up it almost doesn't matter and the view is breathtaking.

>>11947724
No it's not.

>>11947680
>Not spending the day at the beach with your friends
>In and around the water all day
>At night you put on some fresh clothes and you feel kinda salty and kinda dry and your skin has that extra warm feeling

>>11947686

Jessy, have you even ever actually played Ace Combat?

>>11947680
The closest freshwater lake to my house is infested with a brain eating amoeba.
fuck that shit.

>>11947736
I don't mind the beach, I just don't like the sea.

>>11947710
>Not swallowing mouthfuls of seawater just to dare the microorganisms to try fuck with your body

>>11947686
I find the fact that I'm sitting down and looking out of a window helps with my height issues.

>Not going to the beach
>Not surfing it up all day long

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>>11947293
>>11947214

Indeed. But you can never touch her wings or else the dust will rub off and she'll never fly again.

>>11947763
Shining Armor pls

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this gets you hot huh?
weirdo

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>>11947763

>>11947763
LET'S SHRED SOME GNARLY WAVES TWILY

>>11947752
Just take a few sleepers before you take off and dream through the flight.

And don't think about that crash at SF a few days ago.

Good for acne for sure
acne vulgaris no not like salt

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>>11947763
I tried surfing once
Shits hard
You think it would be easier for quadrupeds, or harder?

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>>11947749
superpower amoeba, you say?

>>11947763
>tfw back when I was a kid living in Hawaii, surfing, some guy lost control and ran into me and the tip of his board stabbed me in the stomach and I had to go to the hospital
>"WOAH BRO YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOU"

>>11947765
that's not really true is it
that has to be a MOTH MYTH

>>11947791
Easier. Lower center of gravity.

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>>11947763

>Let's hit the beach bro
>I've been dyin to catch some gnarly pounders

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>>11947763

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You're my only friend, Anon

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>>11947815
HAH

>>11947765
If I point my finger out to her, she might nuzzle it and from there, I bet I can pet her cute head.

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>>11947730
Alright, I'll just avoid looking out it until then.

>>11947737
I watched my older brother play it a long time ago.

>>11947815

Gee, I wonder why.

>>11947789
Maybe Braeburned should try it then.

>>11947803

Nope, it's true.

>>11947811

>you will never a Shining Armoretta

>>11947798
>Family friend was surfing in Teahupoo
>He wiped out, hit reef and ripped his lower lip off

>>11947822

you should try it some time. put it down as "religious reasons".

>>11947792
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri

>>11947825
but why ;-;

>>11947803
It's the scales on their wings. Helps with flight. You can handle moths and butterflies, just don't touch their wings.

>>11947824

Did he piss in your cereal bro? Every time brae is brought up, you have to make a comment about his face.

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And so ends Sweetie's date with Rumble.

>>11947822
How many print/buttons/whatever are you taking with?

>>11947847
thank god

>>11947838
>98% lethality

TWO PERCENT MOTHERFUCKER PULL THE TRIGGER AND TAKE THE RISK YOU PUSSY

>>11947840

Because moths only need to survive for a few weeks while they eat and fuck. Their bodies did not need to evolve healing to reproduce.

>>11947686
>bringing bottles of water
I have some terrible news for you...

>>11947851
7 prints, 30 copies of each. 10 buttons, 20 of each.

>>11947847

Fuck you Ross.

Fuck you in the mime cunt.

Your art will never be erased from the net. Never.

Reap what you sow.

>>11947859
Some moths don't even have mouths to eat. They just become moths to fuck and lay eggs, living only on the stuff they ate as a caterpillar.

>>11947836
>Teahupoo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBgWI_BTyM
Just watching those waves terrifies me.

>>11947686

The physics behind flight are sound, and it's invigorating to see the ground get smaller and smaller. Air flight is truly a testament to mankind's ability and knowledge.

>>11947864
Good luck! Here's hoping you make a fat wad of dosh.

>>11947860
What? Are the airlines afraid someone will kill a pilot by water poisoning?

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>>11947874

well then, moths confirmed for shit-tier. worship wasps and hornets instead. pray to your new Gods that you will go un-stung.

>>11947765
How big is moth pony?

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>>11947838
why does nature allow such things

>>11947900
>not knowing about the TSA

>>11947900
They're afraid someone will bring bomb-making materials on.

GET OUT OF HERE

>>11947903
Some moths will drink your tears as you sleep.

>>11947833
Bitch is going too get wax everywhere and/or set it on fire.

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>>11947903

Fuck wasps

I worship the Bee Hive. Through unity and cooperation will we achieve salvation. We are peaceful but will defend ourselves. Praise be unto the queen.

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>>11947899
I'm hoping so, it would fix all my financial problems at the moment. Thank you.

>>11947904

Regular sized

And she bumps her head on your windows at night.

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>>11947923

some wasps are fucking enormous, and will crawl into your ears while you sleep so that they can sting you in your dreams.

>>11947900

>What is liquid nitrogen
>What is nitroglycerin
>what is hydrochloric acid

The restrictions are still bullshit but I can understands the no liquids rule.

>>11947941
Do we have a wasp pony here? Nope.

Moths.

>>11947860
She could probably buy some bottles of water at the airport.

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>>11947765
I want to lick that pony

>>11947947
You heard me you fatso.

>>11947937
That quite adorable of her. I would totally leave out a little cup of sugar water for her. How long do these moth live?

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You wouldn't a filly would you?

>>11947965
Only a few months, but she loves you with all her little heart.

>>11947966
I would hard

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>>11947964

>>11947966
Having a cutie mark is age of consent.

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>>11947930

bees ain't shit. peace through strength, strength through hate, hate through peace. hell's a-comin'.

>>11947935
What's that other phobia?

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>>11947952
>wasp pony
her butt would be enormous

>>11947981


Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

>>11947981

Bees overcome large invading insects by massing on them and vibrating so much that the heat generated cooks the invader alive

>>11947989
have you SEEN moth butts? come on, bro

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>>11947971
Awwwww.....

Then I would cherish those months with her and be at her side if she have to leave the world.

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>>11947952

shit, i'll do you one better.

>>11947999
>bees twerk jerkass wasps to death

>>11948011
welp

>>11948000
that's right, moths have a pretty enormous abdomen.. we need art of it or we'll never know

>>11948002
>notice that she's not playing with her favorite toy, a lamp that doesn't have a shade
>she's just laying there, breathing slowly
>"Anon... I'm so tired... can we go to bed?"

>>11947999
but what about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY

>>11948038
Why am I in tears over a fictional fan-made moth pony

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>>11947999

yup. but wasps overcome that through sheer force of fucking will. they be bustin' out some Solid Snake-type shit, yo, be all like OTACOOOOOOOOOOON and LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and shit, powered by concentrated fuckyouolium.

>not hand feeding your pet paper wasps
>not ruling in hell

>>11948058
THEY ARE SO TERRIFYING.

THEY'RE LIKE NIGHTMARES THAT MAKE HONEY EXCEPT THEY DON'T THEY JUST FUCKING STING YOU

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>>11947988
I don't like talking about it because most people laugh, but it's thunderstorms

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MLPG
stop being weird

>>11948077

jessy pls, that's some 2.3 tier shit right there.

>>11948070

Come over to the hive. We mean no harm. All are equal. All are loved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsC0bNNbZ70

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>>11948081

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Make me pretty, /co/

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>>11948070

that's the spirit!

but here's the best part about wasps: you know Cazadores? New Vegas didn't even really have to scale them up that much.

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>>11948011

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>>11948081
no

>>11948077
My ex hated thunderstorms, too.
It made for some great comfort sex during midsummer storms.

>>11948077
need a thunder-buddy?

>>11948081
b-but I'm not weird
am I?

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>>11948081
I'm not weird you buttmunch

>>11948038
>you knew its almost moth pony's time to go
>you quickly made a tiny bed out of some cloth and cotton
>it was a bit of a struggle as you help her crawl to her bed
>Moth Pony lay snugly on the cotton and took a bit of chunk to cuddle with
>you lay a soft tissue as a blanket on top of her when you heard her final words
>"Thank you anon.... I feel a bit sleepy......."

>>11948109
and just as I was listening to some sad emotional orchestral music, too

>>11948046
>because she's so light, you can carry her easily
>place her in bed and join, knowing what's about to happen
>she strains to drag herself on top of you
>"You're so warm..."
>start petting her, noticing the heartbeat getting weaker
>"It feels... so safe in... your arms..."

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>>11948081

>>11948077

Well, lightning is a force of nature that should be feared, but electricity always travels on the path of least resistance. You gotta be out in some flat field or be extremely unlucky to be struck by lightning.

>>11948077
ronnie pls

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>>11948129

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>>11948098
>>11948108
>>11948088
>>11948129
now that's more like it

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>>11948091

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>>11948125
STOP
STOP

>>11947870

>Fuck you Ross

Heard it

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Did "we" talk about this?

>>11948131
Thunderstorms bring more than just lightning anon.
strong winds, hail, and tornados suck.

>>11948166
who cares about her opinions?

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>>11948142

guns are half-measures.

some say when the bombs drop and the world ends, only the cockroaches will be left. me, though, i say those cockroaches are only going to be around for as long as it takes the wasps to hunt them down. that's how the world ends. wearing a yellow jacket. not with a bang, but with a buzz.

>>11948166
Kinda. There's not really much to say about it.

>>11948166
/v/ would get a kick out of this.

>>11948166
Yes, I'm unhappy about having to agree with her, but otherwise >>11948183 >>11948176

>>11948175

>tornados
>hail

Stop living in a place God did not intend Man to live in.

>>11948176
I care about plenty of people's opinions. Why else would I be on a discussion board?

>>11948166
Probably.

She's right about the princess thing, obviously not the 'coolest pony' thing.

>>11948191
>I'm unhappy about having to agree with her
Haha, as I thought.
You guys are adorbs sometimes.

>>11948166
Why should I care?

>>11948150
>at this point, you start sobbing
>with effort, she eventually turns her head to look at you
>"What's wrong?"
>try your hardest to suck it up and tell her everything is going to be alright
>"...I know... you always... make everything... okay..."
>by now, she's twitching and fighting to breath
>"I love you..."

>>11948166
ha i know /v/ did

>>11948163
Why would death want to stop something so adorable

>>11948223
Death does not stop for cuteness. Cuteness cannot stop the toll man.

>>11948221
we're not done
you need to eat all these pancakes

>>11948213
>at this point, you start sobbing

I ALREADY WAS, NOW I'M DOING IT HARDER

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>>11948226
BUT JUST LOOK AT THAT PONY
IT'S SO ADORABLE

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boo

>>11948246
Oh god you just scared my dick stiff

>>11948193
I plan to leave as soon as I find a way to Equestria.

>>11948193
Anon natural disasters and shit happen everywhere

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>>11948246

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>>11948246

AAAAAAHHH

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>>11948246

WOULD YOU SPANK THE PANK?

>>11948255
The worst thing to happen around here in ages has been forest fires
Those only kill stubborn people, generally

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>>11948251
yo guys are too easy

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>>11948251
>pinkie makes wavey motions around your crotch
"Got your dick!"
>somehow she is now holding your detached penis, grinning and waving it in your face

>>11948230
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>holding her tight, you start telling her how much you love her
>remember all the cute things she used to do
>how you found her bonking her head against your window
>teaching her things since she was so young
>even when the other ponies told you of their short life spans, you didn't care
>she was so happy when you were around
>like life shined out of her
>finally calm yourself down
>she's not moving
>she's not breathing
>her lifeless body lays in your arms
>a spot on her coat soaked by your tears
>she's gone

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>>11948291
Jokes on her, I was already going to ask Twilight to perform a transformation spell on me.

>>11948291
>pinkie pie will never grab your detachable penis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Most days I feel like I'm just waiting to die. The only things that give me purpose often seem out of reach or feel too frivolous and temporal in the big picture.

>>11948229

Does someone have the screencap of that?

>>11948229
>>11948321
wasn't it eggs?

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>>11948314

yeah, transform INTO A WASP, so that you can take revenge on this cruel world.

>>11948317
Then don't worry about the big picture. We're all limited, so you have to accept that and be okay with your small realm of influence. Gotta accept the reality because the fantasy will kill you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgO6D_sGlpw

>>11948342
Wait why would I want to turn into a wasp?
I wanted to be a mare!

Can I at least become a wasp-mare?

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>>11948039
That was fucking awesome
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>>11948360
Wasps are dicks, they only live to fuck your shit up. Bees are bros, they make honey n' shit for us to eat while we set em' up with smokes. Wasps are just jealous.

>>11948272
I actually rather miss the Ask Pinkie Pie blog this came from. The art style was adorable and the portrayal of Pinkie was too.
>>11947686
Also, depending on what time your flight departs/arrives, you might want to consider popping a VERY light sleep aid, tossing in some ear plugs, and sleeping for the flight. It's also a decent combatant against Jet Lag.

>>11948371
Humanity and most plant life would die if there wasn't any bees.

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>Wasps
I'm quitting mlpg forever
at least moths were cute

>>11948381

>Implying we wouldn't adapt and overcome

would you be ready for robot bees, anon?

>>11948360
>while anon is tearfully seeing moth pony to her final rest, wasp-mare is tearing the town to shreds
>she walks into a corner store to buy some smokes and when the cashier asks her to pay she just threatens him with her stinger and he backs down
>she walks outside and jaywalks across the street in front of a car causing it to come to a screeching halt
>when the driver gets out to yell at her she threatens him with her stinger and he backs down
>she comes across an open manhole and when a sewer worker climbs up she threatens him with her stinger and he backs down
>she fucking runs this city

>>11948371
Wasps aren't jealous, they're the servants of Death.