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Previous Fantasy
>>11943223
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>de pony
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>>11946873
>who nose?
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>>11947094
You don't want to activate that
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>>11947094
What is this protocol?
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>>11947106
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>>11947108
failure
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its time to get some late night chill up in here
http://www.rainymood.com/
aw yeah
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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Which pony would ahve the sweetest tasting anus?
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>>11947127
That gif is pretty accurate by the way
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don't talk about any good fetishes while I'm gone, MLPG
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>11947116
Alright I'm going to get out of here.
Next time I'll draw Ponka Pae staring a boners.
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>>11947127
I love SMILe
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>>11947162
Pinkie is the best horse for innocent sexuals

gnight
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>>11947158
HEY APPLEJACK
I RAN OUT OF APPLES
CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASE
I NEED IT FOR A NEW DESSERT I'M TRYING
DO YOU WANT SOME
IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD
HELLO
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So, were you all watching the Everfree stream? How was it from your end?
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FFVIII was dumb but fun.

Shit happened in the game.
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>>11947182
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>>11947186
Shit happened infinitely times in the game
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>>11947191
I think she's dead
I'm taking her apples
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>>11947146

So, business as usual?
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Let's start this off best
Who's your favourite pony and what does he/she do?
Are they good at what they do?
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>>11947107
>>11947107
Proceed carefully: It's a plate of apples and crackers and cheese and celery and carrots and peanut butter and while you snack she shows you all kinds of cool stunts she's planning with her action figures while stuck indoors because of rain. It's not for the faint of heart.
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goodnight
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>>11947007
I'll never understand the word cheesecake
for a million years I thought it referred to hot pies of bread and cheese which I like a lot
but apparently it's a confectionary in america or something, what the fuck
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Its late anon. I know you need to sleep. I have been buzzing around you, drinking your soda when you were not noticing.
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Which pony enjoys Cock and Ball torture the most?
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>>11947191
APPLEJACK
THIS IS IMPORTANT
I NEED THOSE APPLES
PLEASE
I HAVE TO PRACTICE FOR THE NEXT PASTRY COMPETITION
IT'S NINE MONTHS AWAY
I NEED THEM
RIGHT
NOW
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>>11947214
What a cutie.
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>>11947208
She's playing with dolls?
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>>11947204
Twilight is my favorite pony. She does books and magic.
She is very good at it.
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>>11947212
It's a cake made with cheese. Literally.
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>>11947214

Can moths drink soda?
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>>11947200

What are your fetishes, oh government-sanctioned Fetish Regulator?
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>>11947226
They're ACTION FIGURES anon
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>>11947204
She raises the sun and rules the kingdom together with her sister.
Since it hasn't collapsed yet, even though she is already in power for more than a thousand years I would assume that she is doing a pretty good job.
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>>11947214
is that a pony?
Looks more like a bug eevee evolution
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>>11947276
>ice cream
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>>11947214
Moths are cute.
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>>11947225
Then you don't mind me watching you post those equine, right?

I'm c-cute to you?

>>11947240
One night, a giant moth landed on the tip of my glass of soda and it started to drink it. It never left when I try to shoo it away.
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>>11947276
The feeling of having sperm up your nasal cavity must be horrid.
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>>11947251

Ones that I like.
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>>11947235
U-unf
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>>11947305

And those would be?

I promise I'm not gonna laugh, as long as they're as good as you claim.
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>>11947296
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Good night
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>>11947235
I hate it when they make the balls the same color as the coat
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Good morning.
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GOODNIGHT LOSERS
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>>11947293
That moth sure have quite an adventure.
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>>11947296
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>>11947280
>tfw this is the only good coke pone inflation picture
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http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/post/54901078010/why-are-you-so-nervous-about-the-convention
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docks
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>>11947382
cute
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>>11947382
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This pone doesn't have any friends
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This pony has knocked you out and is dragging you to her rape cave.

There's no "what do?" here, all you can do is accept your fate.
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>>11947321

You're probably going to laugh anyway.
Fatties, without any of the accessory fetishes people tend to combine them with.
Also I never claimed my fetish was good, I just don't like the fetishes people tend to talk about here.
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>>11947412
Why does pony have a rape cave?
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>>11947412
done
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>>11947211
Work on those prints.
Sweet dreams
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>>11947409
We have so much in common
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>>11947399
doocks
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>>11947415

Oh, that's not bad.
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>>11947382
I want to know what that other phobia is
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>>11947423
To rape you in. I thought that was obvious.
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Are you guys not tired of posting literally the same thing everyday?
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>>11947473
After years of this shit its part of my routine.
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>>11947382
I feel so strange reading this
I can't imagine what it would feel like to draw horses and get money for it and go to a place where a lot of people do that and be embarassed about it and talk to the internet about it
what kind of world do these people live in, and why am I not in it
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>>11947431
Being a pony does not count because you are not a pony.
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>>11947473
well see that's where you're wrong because
i can guarantee you that I don't post here everyday
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>>11947473
No. One day senpai will notice me and sweep me off my feet. Until that day I stay in this purgatory of place.
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>>11947473
Where else can I post my love for these two ponies?
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>tfw painting
>tfw don't know how to paint
>paint anyways

Haha. Where did I even get this brush from?
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my fetish is upside-down or otherwise strangely aligned ponies
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>>11947431
Like being ugly
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>>11947488
I find the fact that there are still people that age who have never been on and plane and never seen an ocean. Oceans are fucking great.
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>>11947444
You can't rape the willing.
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>>11947503
But anon, what if senpai has always liked you but since you've never paid them any attention they think you hate them?
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>>11947507
I want to rub that pony's belly. I want to rub it until she goes all gigglely.
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>>11947511
I'm not too hung upun oceans or seas having grown up in a landlocked country, though now I live about 15 minutes from the sea.

I flew for the first time when I was 11 and felt I was somehow behind.
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>>11947529
I think I've been pretty obvious that I respect and value my senpai. If anything, I should have been more tsundere.
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>>11947158
>>11947191

Goodnight AppleJack.
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>>11947531
do you think berry is the giggly sort even when she's sober
is she ever sober
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>>11947507
unf
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What happened to red?
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>>11947586
drew too much
died
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>>11947586
shlicking probly
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>>11947586
Personal issues.
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>>11947577
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>>11947511
I've never been able to afford it.
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>>11947611
>ponies are making Jessy get out more
how do you do it
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>>11947611

Are you a grill?

If so, do you think we're perverts?
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S U N
B A T
H E R
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>>11947473
its great when you are drunk
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>>11947629
>All this new
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>>11947473
its great when you are autistic
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>>11947611
Don't worry about the plane ride though. I'm scared of heights and I managed just fine. Just drink plenty of water and if it helps, don't sit next to the window.

Good luck, you'll do great
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>>11947611
Fuck that con shit and just go to the beach and swim in the ocean. Noting like swimming in clear waters. Swimming in the Mediterranean is fucking amazing.
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This man could kill your favorite pony.
That is all I have to say.
Good bye.
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>>11947663
>swimming in the Atlantic
>just south of NJ
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>>11947663
I hate swimming in the sea. You get all salty and sticky and stuff. Freshwater lakes are where it's at. Also there are smaller waves, so you can actually swim.
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>>11947658
Thank you! Unfortunately my first flight is a window seat, but I'm going to keep it covered. I'll bring some bottles of water for the right, thanks for the advice.
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>>11947664
Not if the Flash stops him.
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>>11947664

Sentry wins.
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>>11947607
That is a very sexy pony.
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>>11947680
Lakes are the call of duty of swimming. Oceans are for true men. Pools are the Angry birds.
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>>11947680
>You get all salty and sticky
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>>11947658
Yeah, I've been scared of heights most of my life but never had too much trouble on planes.
It's really not so bad.
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>>11947686
>window seat

Lucky.
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>>11947473
I don't even really like it

But MLPG is the only thing I've got outside of my sorrow
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>>11947663
>clear water
you mean the corpses, feces, whale semen and salt that creep into every crevice of your body?
open waters a shit
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jessy's spaghetti is cute
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>>11947686
You cannot close the window cover on landing and takeoff though (regulations), but you might be able to swap seats with the person next to you, (or just close your eyes, it's perfectly OK). Once you're at cruising altitude, you're so high up it almost doesn't matter and the view is breathtaking.
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>>11947724
No it's not.
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>>11947680
>Not spending the day at the beach with your friends
>In and around the water all day
>At night you put on some fresh clothes and you feel kinda salty and kinda dry and your skin has that extra warm feeling
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>>11947686

Jessy, have you even ever actually played Ace Combat?
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>>11947680
The closest freshwater lake to my house is infested with a brain eating amoeba.
fuck that shit.
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>>11947736
I don't mind the beach, I just don't like the sea.
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>>11947710
>Not swallowing mouthfuls of seawater just to dare the microorganisms to try fuck with your body
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>>11947686
I find the fact that I'm sitting down and looking out of a window helps with my height issues.
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>Not going to the beach
>Not surfing it up all day long
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>>11947214

Indeed. But you can never touch her wings or else the dust will rub off and she'll never fly again.
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>>11947763
Shining Armor pls
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this gets you hot huh?
weirdo
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>>11947763
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>>11947763
LET'S SHRED SOME GNARLY WAVES TWILY
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>>11947752
Just take a few sleepers before you take off and dream through the flight.

And don't think about that crash at SF a few days ago.
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Good for acne for sure
acne vulgaris no not like salt
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>>11947763
I tried surfing once
Shits hard
You think it would be easier for quadrupeds, or harder?
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>>11947749
superpower amoeba, you say?
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>>11947763
>tfw back when I was a kid living in Hawaii, surfing, some guy lost control and ran into me and the tip of his board stabbed me in the stomach and I had to go to the hospital
>"WOAH BRO YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOU"
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>>11947765
that's not really true is it
that has to be a MOTH MYTH
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>>11947791
Easier. Lower center of gravity.
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>>11947763

>Let's hit the beach bro
>I've been dyin to catch some gnarly pounders
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>>11947763
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You're my only friend, Anon
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>>11947815
HAH
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>>11947765
If I point my finger out to her, she might nuzzle it and from there, I bet I can pet her cute head.
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>>11947730
Alright, I'll just avoid looking out it until then.

>>11947737
I watched my older brother play it a long time ago.
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>>11947815

Gee, I wonder why.
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>>11947789
Maybe Braeburned should try it then.
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>>11947803

Nope, it's true.
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>>11947811

>you will never a Shining Armoretta
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>>11947798
>Family friend was surfing in Teahupoo
>He wiped out, hit reef and ripped his lower lip off
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>>11947822

you should try it some time. put it down as "religious reasons".
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>>11947792
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri
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>>11947825
but why ;-;
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>>11947803
It's the scales on their wings. Helps with flight. You can handle moths and butterflies, just don't touch their wings.
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>>11947824

Did he piss in your cereal bro? Every time brae is brought up, you have to make a comment about his face.
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And so ends Sweetie's date with Rumble.
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>>11947822
How many print/buttons/whatever are you taking with?
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>>11947847
thank god
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>>11947838
>98% lethality

TWO PERCENT MOTHERFUCKER PULL THE TRIGGER AND TAKE THE RISK YOU PUSSY
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>>11947840

Because moths only need to survive for a few weeks while they eat and fuck. Their bodies did not need to evolve healing to reproduce.
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>>11947686
>bringing bottles of water
I have some terrible news for you...
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>>11947851
7 prints, 30 copies of each. 10 buttons, 20 of each.
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>>11947847

Fuck you Ross.

Fuck you in the mime cunt.

Your art will never be erased from the net. Never.

Reap what you sow.
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>>11947859
Some moths don't even have mouths to eat. They just become moths to fuck and lay eggs, living only on the stuff they ate as a caterpillar.
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>>11947836
>Teahupoo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBgWI_BTyM
Just watching those waves terrifies me.
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>>11947686

The physics behind flight are sound, and it's invigorating to see the ground get smaller and smaller. Air flight is truly a testament to mankind's ability and knowledge.
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>>11947864
Good luck! Here's hoping you make a fat wad of dosh.
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>>11947860
What? Are the airlines afraid someone will kill a pilot by water poisoning?
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>>11947874

well then, moths confirmed for shit-tier. worship wasps and hornets instead. pray to your new Gods that you will go un-stung.
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>>11947765
How big is moth pony?
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>>11947838
why does nature allow such things
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>>11947900
>not knowing about the TSA
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>>11947900
They're afraid someone will bring bomb-making materials on.
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GET OUT OF HERE
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>>11947903
Some moths will drink your tears as you sleep.
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>>11947833
Bitch is going too get wax everywhere and/or set it on fire.
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>>11947903

Fuck wasps

I worship the Bee Hive. Through unity and cooperation will we achieve salvation. We are peaceful but will defend ourselves. Praise be unto the queen.
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>>11947899
I'm hoping so, it would fix all my financial problems at the moment. Thank you.
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>>11947904

Regular sized

And she bumps her head on your windows at night.
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>>11947923

some wasps are fucking enormous, and will crawl into your ears while you sleep so that they can sting you in your dreams.
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>>11947900

>What is liquid nitrogen
>What is nitroglycerin
>what is hydrochloric acid

The restrictions are still bullshit but I can understands the no liquids rule.
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>>11947941
Do we have a wasp pony here? Nope.

Moths.
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>>11947860
She could probably buy some bottles of water at the airport.
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>>11947765
I want to lick that pony
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>>11947947
You heard me you fatso.
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>>11947937
That quite adorable of her. I would totally leave out a little cup of sugar water for her. How long do these moth live?
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You wouldn't a filly would you?
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>>11947965
Only a few months, but she loves you with all her little heart.
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>>11947966
I would hard
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>>11947964
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>>11947966
Having a cutie mark is age of consent.
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>>11947930

bees ain't shit. peace through strength, strength through hate, hate through peace. hell's a-comin'.
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>>11947935
What's that other phobia?
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>>11947952
>wasp pony
her butt would be enormous
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>>11947981


Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
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>>11947981

Bees overcome large invading insects by massing on them and vibrating so much that the heat generated cooks the invader alive
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>>11947989
have you SEEN moth butts? come on, bro
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>>11947971
Awwwww.....

Then I would cherish those months with her and be at her side if she have to leave the world.
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>>11947952

shit, i'll do you one better.
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>>11947999
>bees twerk jerkass wasps to death
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>>11948011
welp
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>>11948000
that's right, moths have a pretty enormous abdomen.. we need art of it or we'll never know
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>>11948002
>notice that she's not playing with her favorite toy, a lamp that doesn't have a shade
>she's just laying there, breathing slowly
>"Anon... I'm so tired... can we go to bed?"
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>>11947999
but what about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY
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>>11948038
Why am I in tears over a fictional fan-made moth pony
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>>11947999

yup. but wasps overcome that through sheer force of fucking will. they be bustin' out some Solid Snake-type shit, yo, be all like OTACOOOOOOOOOOON and LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and shit, powered by concentrated fuckyouolium.
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>not hand feeding your pet paper wasps
>not ruling in hell
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>>11948058
THEY ARE SO TERRIFYING.

THEY'RE LIKE NIGHTMARES THAT MAKE HONEY EXCEPT THEY DON'T THEY JUST FUCKING STING YOU
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>>11947988
I don't like talking about it because most people laugh, but it's thunderstorms
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stop being weird
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>>11948077

jessy pls, that's some 2.3 tier shit right there.
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>>11948070

Come over to the hive. We mean no harm. All are equal. All are loved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsC0bNNbZ70
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>>11948081
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Make me pretty, /co/
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>>11948070

that's the spirit!

but here's the best part about wasps: you know Cazadores? New Vegas didn't even really have to scale them up that much.
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>>11948011
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>>11948081
no
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>>11948077
My ex hated thunderstorms, too.
It made for some great comfort sex during midsummer storms.
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>>11948077
need a thunder-buddy?
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>>11948081
b-but I'm not weird
am I?
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>>11948081
I'm not weird you buttmunch
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>>11948038
>you knew its almost moth pony's time to go
>you quickly made a tiny bed out of some cloth and cotton
>it was a bit of a struggle as you help her crawl to her bed
>Moth Pony lay snugly on the cotton and took a bit of chunk to cuddle with
>you lay a soft tissue as a blanket on top of her when you heard her final words
>"Thank you anon.... I feel a bit sleepy......."
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>>11948109
and just as I was listening to some sad emotional orchestral music, too
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>>11948046
>because she's so light, you can carry her easily
>place her in bed and join, knowing what's about to happen
>she strains to drag herself on top of you
>"You're so warm..."
>start petting her, noticing the heartbeat getting weaker
>"It feels... so safe in... your arms..."
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>>11948081
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>>11948077

Well, lightning is a force of nature that should be feared, but electricity always travels on the path of least resistance. You gotta be out in some flat field or be extremely unlucky to be struck by lightning.
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>>11948077
ronnie pls
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>>11948129
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>>11948098
>>11948108
>>11948088
>>11948129
now that's more like it
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>>11948091
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>>11948125
STOP
STOP
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>>11947870

>Fuck you Ross

Heard it
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Did "we" talk about this?
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>>11948131
Thunderstorms bring more than just lightning anon.
strong winds, hail, and tornados suck.
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>>11948166
who cares about her opinions?
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>>11948142

guns are half-measures.

some say when the bombs drop and the world ends, only the cockroaches will be left. me, though, i say those cockroaches are only going to be around for as long as it takes the wasps to hunt them down. that's how the world ends. wearing a yellow jacket. not with a bang, but with a buzz.
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>>11948166
Kinda. There's not really much to say about it.
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>>11948166
/v/ would get a kick out of this.
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>>11948166
Yes, I'm unhappy about having to agree with her, but otherwise >>11948183 >>11948176
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>>11948175

>tornados
>hail

Stop living in a place God did not intend Man to live in.
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>>11948176
I care about plenty of people's opinions. Why else would I be on a discussion board?
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>>11948166
Probably.

She's right about the princess thing, obviously not the 'coolest pony' thing.
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>>11948191
>I'm unhappy about having to agree with her
Haha, as I thought.
You guys are adorbs sometimes.
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>>11948166
Why should I care?
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>>11948150
>at this point, you start sobbing
>with effort, she eventually turns her head to look at you
>"What's wrong?"
>try your hardest to suck it up and tell her everything is going to be alright
>"...I know... you always... make everything... okay..."
>by now, she's twitching and fighting to breath
>"I love you..."
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>>11948166
ha i know /v/ did
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>>11948163
Why would death want to stop something so adorable
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>>11948223
Death does not stop for cuteness. Cuteness cannot stop the toll man.
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>>11948221
we're not done
you need to eat all these pancakes
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>>11948213
>at this point, you start sobbing

I ALREADY WAS, NOW I'M DOING IT HARDER
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>>11948226
BUT JUST LOOK AT THAT PONY
IT'S SO ADORABLE
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>>11948246
Oh god you just scared my dick stiff
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>>11948193
I plan to leave as soon as I find a way to Equestria.
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>>11948193
Anon natural disasters and shit happen everywhere
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>>11948246
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>>11948246

AAAAAAHHH
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>>11948246
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WOULD YOU SPANK THE PANK?
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>>11948255
The worst thing to happen around here in ages has been forest fires
Those only kill stubborn people, generally
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>>11948272
>>11948259
>>11948258
>>11948251
yo guys are too easy
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>>11948251
>pinkie makes wavey motions around your crotch
"Got your dick!"
>somehow she is now holding your detached penis, grinning and waving it in your face
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>>11948230
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>holding her tight, you start telling her how much you love her
>remember all the cute things she used to do
>how you found her bonking her head against your window
>teaching her things since she was so young
>even when the other ponies told you of their short life spans, you didn't care
>she was so happy when you were around
>like life shined out of her
>finally calm yourself down
>she's not moving
>she's not breathing
>her lifeless body lays in your arms
>a spot on her coat soaked by your tears
>she's gone
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>>11948291
Jokes on her, I was already going to ask Twilight to perform a transformation spell on me.
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>>11948291
>pinkie pie will never grab your detachable penis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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Most days I feel like I'm just waiting to die. The only things that give me purpose often seem out of reach or feel too frivolous and temporal in the big picture.
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>>11948229

Does someone have the screencap of that?
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>>11948229
>>11948321
wasn't it eggs?
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>>11948314

yeah, transform INTO A WASP, so that you can take revenge on this cruel world.
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>>11948317
Then don't worry about the big picture. We're all limited, so you have to accept that and be okay with your small realm of influence. Gotta accept the reality because the fantasy will kill you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgO6D_sGlpw
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>>11948342
Wait why would I want to turn into a wasp?
I wanted to be a mare!

Can I at least become a wasp-mare?
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>>11947903
>>11947930
>>11947941
>>11947981
>>11947999
>>11948011
>>11948039
That was fucking awesome
>>11948058
>>11948070
>>11948091
>>11948178
>>11948342
>>11948360
Wasps are dicks, they only live to fuck your shit up. Bees are bros, they make honey n' shit for us to eat while we set em' up with smokes. Wasps are just jealous.
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>>11948272
I actually rather miss the Ask Pinkie Pie blog this came from. The art style was adorable and the portrayal of Pinkie was too.
>>11947686
Also, depending on what time your flight departs/arrives, you might want to consider popping a VERY light sleep aid, tossing in some ear plugs, and sleeping for the flight. It's also a decent combatant against Jet Lag.
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>>11948371
Humanity and most plant life would die if there wasn't any bees.
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>Wasps
I'm quitting mlpg forever
at least moths were cute
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>>11948381

>Implying we wouldn't adapt and overcome

would you be ready for robot bees, anon?
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>>11948360
>while anon is tearfully seeing moth pony to her final rest, wasp-mare is tearing the town to shreds
>she walks into a corner store to buy some smokes and when the cashier asks her to pay she just threatens him with her stinger and he backs down
>she walks outside and jaywalks across the street in front of a car causing it to come to a screeching halt
>when the driver gets out to yell at her she threatens him with her stinger and he backs down
>she comes across an open manhole and when a sewer worker climbs up she threatens him with her stinger and he backs down
>she fucking runs this city
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>>11948371
Wasps aren't jealous, they're the servants of Death.
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>>11948399
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>>11948394
Wasp-mare is like the Black Dynamite of the bug-mare world.

>HEY YOU
>YEAH YOU
>I'M GONNA FUCK YOU
>AND THEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU ONCE YOU FERTILIZE MY EGGS
>FUCK YOU
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Boars
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>>11948381
Wasps are unneeded.
Bees are fine
If you were using bees to refer to wasps and bees you are an uneducated nigger
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>>11948166
>discussing meghan
brony filth
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>>11948425
me
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>>11948411
But Wasp Mare, I sell drugs to the community.
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>>11948425
bored loners on the internet?
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>>11948394
>Gilda's back in town
>Wasp-mare threatens her with her stinger
>Wasp-mare learned what it was like to be shanked with your own stinger that day
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>>11948381

We would still survive.
Food would just get a hell of lot more boring.
We would still have grains though.
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>>11948431
Pinkie how could you say such a thing about Fluttershy
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>>11948425
Butterflies are overrated. Moths are where it's at.
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>>11948412
You called?
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>>11948379
>Ask Pinkie Pie blog this came from
link? google sucks
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>>11948432
>Selling drugs to ponies
I'm going to have to get the boars on you.
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i'm going to verb you in the adjective noun, adverbly.
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>>11948432
FUCK YOU, I DO STING-FU WHEN I WANT TO.

>Wasp-Mare must fight her sting-fu rival, Fiendish Doctor Buzz
>suddenly, Doctor Buzz is attacked by a swarm of wasps from a hive that crashed through the window
>"I MADE THAT SHIT BEFORE I CAME IN THE ROOM"
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>>11948411

Weren't they going to make a cartoon of that?
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>>11948454
Interjection.
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>>11948460

>weren't

they did
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>>11948437
>gilda
>not honey badger
I am disappointed anon
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>>11948414
Those are some really tiny ponies.
Like, unless you brought your eyes RIGHT next to them, they'd just look like little CMC-coloured bits of confetti.
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HI ANON
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>>11948448
It's been replaced: http://askpinkie-pie.tumblr.com/
A pity. It was an extremely pleasant little read.
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THE PAIN
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>>11948475
>implying I wouldn't already be hugging Scootaloo in any universe in which Scootaloo existed

you_are_already_hugged.jpg
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>>11948480
oh shucks
Found this though
http://www.pinkiedb.com/t/Tumblr
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>>11948230
WHAT DIDN'T WANT TO COMPLEMENT ME ON MY WRITING FOR YOU
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>>11948475
Stop that, I don't want loser to rub off on me.
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Goodnight horse people.

I leave you with dynamic baseball pon
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>>11948491
YOU WERE AWESOME
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>>11948472
>Confetti ponies
>When the release on their container is pulled, they start jumping down shouting "Congratulations!" or "Happy Birthday!" or whatever the phrase on their packaging is.
>There's a string from the confetti container to the ground that they all climb back up when once they've fallen all the way down
>They then jump off again, in an endless stream of brightly coloured celebration
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>>11948514
THANK YOU
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>>11948488
Yeah, that's basically the original images without the text. I vaguely remember which of those images went to which post.
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>>11948514
>>11948491
Its time like these that make me wish I could draw a moth pony snuggling in a tissue box.
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>>11948491
>>11948213
>complement
>breath

MT pls
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wasps don't pollinate. if a wasp lands on a flower, that flower dies.
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friendly reminder to filter tan
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Who has the finished version of this
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>>11948559
>wasp lands on a flower
>it chews off the flower's stamen
>ashamed at losing its manhood, the flower then kills itself
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>There are people here who aren't working for the O.S.I
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>>11948568
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>>11948572
>wasp lands on flower
>bees and butterflies and all other pollinating insects recognize flower as wasp's turf, and refuse to land there for fear of waspy reprisals
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I don't want to sleep because I have to wake up.
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>>11948584
Spooky
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>>11948584
Thanks bud
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>>11948584
>Longsword
>EK Set
top kek
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>>11948588
Then don't wake up.
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>>11948598
That's what I used for pretty much the entire game.
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>>11948598
Shut up /dsg/
It has and always will be my favorite set
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>>11948606
>>11948614
>Being this scrub
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>>11948588
We'll still be here when you wake up.
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>>11948598
I beat the game going EK set and +15 halberd
come at me
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>>11948623
>not enjoying the game and not caring about minmaxing
Enjoy your micromanaging.
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>>11948623
What does dsg bitch about now?
Last time I was there it was havelmoms and giantdads
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>>11948630
>>11948627
How do people even PvP?

Next you're going to tell me you don't know how to properly parry someone or dead angle
>>11948645
Enisle2004
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>>11948648
I don't PvP. I only cared about the story, atmosphere, and simple challange. And no, I don't know what dead angle is.
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>>11948659
>Dark Souls
>Challenging
>Dark Souls
>Story

That's a pretty good joke
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>>11948588

I don't want to sleep in case I miss some discussion I like

28 hours now
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>>11948648
What's wrong with elite knight for pvp?
With fap ring and havels you can still fastroll with 40 endurance and a couple weapons
It used to be considered one of the best armors in the game
And it looks great
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>>11948681
Competition gameplay is for casuals.
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>professional artist who is working on MLP-comics

Just like my favorite fanartist and his constant dramas on tumblr!
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>>11948588
I have to be up soon and I dont really feel like feeling like shit all day
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Someday I will own this horse
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>>11948703
Not everyone has thick skin.
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>see shit artist
>and I mean "deviantart -> newest submissions" shit
>they get buttload of commissions
>I work my ass off
>get nothing
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Deers.
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>>11948719
connections are more important than anything
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>>11948713
You don't need to have thick skin to be smart enough and realize that cheap comments on DA not worth a sleepless night.
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>>11948724
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>>11948726
I'm anti-social, how do I make connections?
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>>11948759
Pretending to not be anti-social
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>>11948765
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>>11948719
Every time I see this shit I want to ask: "alright then, show me your art and that artist you compare yourself to who got shitloads of commishes".

I never get a reply because of obvious reasons. Hehe.
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I love you MLPG. For me you'll always be great even tough you have shit opinions.
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>>11948810
You're okay too, fourth best pony
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>>11948810
That is a cute pony!

Why did you post worst pony?
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>>11948784
The obvious reason would most likely be that they don't want everyone to know how they are talking shit about other artists.
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>>11948784
I'm not posting it because it's furry.
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I wish I was never born
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>>11948815
>>11948821
See. Like I was saying shit opinions.

I still love you tough
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>>11948831
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650/
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>>11948826

Link it, I enjoy furry art
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>>11948810
AJ is best pony
TF is best fetish
SiP,WWU,HRE are best episodes from each season
Hank > Dean
F-Zero GX > Wipe Out
TNG and SG being the pinnacle of televised sci-fi
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I haven't been banned in two weeks
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>>11948831
Get help, Jailbait
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>right whale testicles weigh 500kg
>1% of their body mass
which nature is your favoritest
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>>11948847
>says he is depressed one time
>now every single person in the general who is depressed is jailbait
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>>11948849
I wish my nuts weighed 1% of my body weight
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>>11948849
http://img.pr0gramm.com/2013/04/1365050238444.gif
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>>11948849
Boars.

They're super-charged pigs.
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>>11948849
pony
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>>11948849
horseshoe crabs are pretty cute
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>>11948855
Shut up Jailbait don't you see Jaillbait is depressed
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>>11948859
lé unfing anon face
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>>11948859
What I'd give to be that mare.
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>>11948841
>obeying the law
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>>11948864
>Any marine arthropod
>Cute
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>>11948849
>you will never have 1.5 pound nuts
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>>11948841
I was just banned two nights ago
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>>11948838
>White business man with wife and kids
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>>11948870
some of them are
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>>11948870
Am I kawaii? Uguu~
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>>11948859
>The mares legs at the end
unf
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>>11948849
Humans. Despite being hairless, unathletic apes, they managed to tell nature to fuck off, split the atom solely to find better ways to kill people, and then go to fucking space, solely out of will to do so. Humans are fucking awesome
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>>11948849
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>>11948810
Fluttershy is best pony
Gilda and Rover are tied for best secondary
Babs is best CMC
Season 2 is best season
secret is best fetish
DC > Marvel
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>>11948880
>Sup bro, wanna cuddle?
>By the way I'm a foot long, can pierce flesh, hit things hard enough to shatter glass and crack small bones, and have the most advanced eyes in the animal kingdom, meaning I never miss
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>>11948826
Then just link both.

>>11948824
They are not posting it because - surprise! - it may result in fact that their art far from superior and not even better than the art of person they were talking about.

Fucking selfish hypocrites.
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>>11948891
HAHAHA
I didn't see that coming at all
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>>11948855
If you were depressed and had a vagina people would be paying attention to you to, but you're just depressed, so nobody cares.
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>>11948898
and some of them are just awesome
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>>11948898
You forgot the part where they make a horrifying clicking sound any time they move.
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>>11948870
they're like bugs, except not tiny pussy-ass landlubbers that eat poop
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I just stole your pony
Your move
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FLUTTERSHY! I KNOW YOU ARE THERE! STOP POSTING ANIMALS AT THIS HOUR!
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>>11948866
>you will never be jailbait
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>>11948915
g-give her back
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>>11948915
Pony probably likes you better
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>>11948914
Oh they eat poop. They'll eat anything. Literally any organic matter they can find. Some of them like the mantis shrimp hunt, but they all eat crap. Most crabs and other bottom dwelling crustacean are like the cockroaches of the ocean. I dont know why anyone would eat such disgusting animals.
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>>11948915
I will find you and I will kill you.
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>>11948902
>jailbait
>female
Are you the same guy who kept going on about how PHN is a girl?
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>>11948916
ᶰᵒ
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>>11948936
Yes, same autist, ignore him.
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>>11948923
>>11948925
Pony decided that they would rather have someone someone a bit more alpha

>>11948933
Come find me sucker
I'm right behind you
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>>11948870
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>>11948941
At least someone from the old days.
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>>11948950
>I'm gonna fuck this crab
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>>11948950
holy fuck those crab legs would be so fucking delivious
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>>11948936
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Guys, I can't stop masturbating. It's become a serious problem that is beginning to impede upon my family and friends.

Which pony should I masturbate to?
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>>11948945
>Pony decided that they would rather have someone someone a bit more alpha

Sounds like everyone that knows me
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insultgenerator.org/
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>lobsters are technically immortal due to the way their cells regenerate
>somewhere at the bottom of the ocean is an enormous thousands of years old lobster that feeds on all the carrion that sinks down
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>>11948965
Dude, just give up. PHN is a professional artist, it isn't hard to find out that he is male.
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>>11948969
Go funnel a pint of cocksmilk you douche.

they know
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>>11948972
No anon. They still fall victim to telomere shortening, like every other living organism.
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>>11948969
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>>11948980
geshundeit
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>>11948972
don't get me started
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>>11948898

Hey mantis shrimp, eat shit.

>I'm 2 inches long
>My strike produces such a loud snapping sound that I rival whales for the loudest creature in the ocean
>I kill with bubbles
>The bubbles travel at 60mph and produces temperatures of over 4,700 °C, while the sun burns at 5,500 °C
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>>11948972
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>>11948998
what's this shit
are they still making DLC?
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>>11948989
>produces temperatures of over 4,700 °C
Oh hey guess what bro mantis shrimp do this too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonoluminescence
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>>11948989
>while the sun burns at 5,500 °C
at the surface maybe
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>>11948969
>You will never find happiness

This isn't an insult
This is just stating facts
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>>11948972
>it feeds on the giant squids and whales who have been to injured or died after a life of struggle
>it absorbs their power and prowess
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>>11949008
> it hungers
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>>11949004

Yeah, but the pistol shrimp is 2 inches long
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What con is happening?
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>>11948627

I can't stop laughing at that gif.
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>>11949023
anthrocon
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>>11949017
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qeHe2ih_jg
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>>11949019
what if it was as big as a mantis shrimp
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>about to purchase a 180 dollar jacket for a cosplay
Please someone slap me
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>>11949026
WELL WHAT IS IT
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>>11949005
I've always found it interesting that the sun is actually cooler at the surface than on approach.
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>>11949019
>Mantis shrimp or stomatopods are marine crustaceans, the members of the order Stomatopoda. They may reach 30 centimetres (12 in) in length, in exceptional cases up to 38 cm (15 in) has been recorded
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>>11949036
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>>11949036
my last cosplay's jacket cost me about $250
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>>11949036
I'll jab you with my right and give you a full on punch with my left.
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>>11949041

The point is that something 10~ inches smaller can rival its power

Your mantis shrimp is a chump, sorry bro
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>>11949036
Pics?
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>>11949036
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>>11949051
>The point is that something 10~ inches smaller can rival its power
I make the same claims about my penis yet no one believes me
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>>11949057

>Negative penis

Anon, that's a vagina
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>>11949057
I can believe the 10~ inches smaller part
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>>11949051
>Equally matched weapons
>Pistol shrimp have shitty eye sight
>Mantis shrimp have the most advanced eyes of any animal
Pistol shrimp doesnt stand a chance. Probably wont even see the mantis shrimp coming.
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>>11949052
http://www.amazon.com/Ramonti-Distressed-Aviator-Bomber-Jacket/dp/B009HKCNX6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_a_3

It doesnt come with the douche unfortunately
The only thing I've got an issue with is that no one would get who I am unless I dye my hair
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>>11949067
Carlos that isnt even a pun.
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>>11949068

Pistol shrimp has range on the chump shrimp
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>>11949070
You could get a faux leather bomber jacket for less, surely.
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How can I become a pony?
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>>11949068
>mantis shrimp can see eleven billion colors
whoopde fucken doo
literally anything else would be more useful
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>>11949076
The issue is still there though
I dont know how to make my outfit scream Soarin
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>>11949085
>One eye rotates 90° to function as a "lock on" mechanism so a mantis shrimp never misses
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>>11949070
are you going for what I think you're going for
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>>11949075
>Range
>Mattering at all when the mantis shrimp is a hide-and-wait predator
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>>11949068
Humans can cause the extiction of both. We also don't even bother on evolution making us weapons, and instead make our own, including using mini-suns as a way to kill people.
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>>11949088
Get /fit/ and put on a bodytight suit
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>>11949088
Wonderbolts patches, goggles and some blue highlights.

Maybe a pie.
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>>11949093

so is the pistol shrimp, though
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>>11949095
this
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I haven't seen any of my 'friends' for 3 months, today.

Is it safe to assume that my social life is dead

I guess I should devote the rest of my life to pone
Only thing I've got
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>>11949088
wear spandex. Maybe have a pie?
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>>11949094
fuck human I rather be shrimp
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>>11949096
>Wonderbolts patches
Why didnt I think of that

>blue highlights
If you can recommend some temporary stuff I'd do it
Job's a bitch about hair colour
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>>11949094

You can tell me how awesome humans are when you start seeing shrimp pull this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YecDHJw0NI
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Colour
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>>11949111
Maybe you could use colored extensions if you can't get hold of a wig?
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>>11949089
>implying he'll get the opportunity to miss
even if he can close the distance before the pistol shrimp can get a shot off, the shockwave from the bubble is likely even more intense at point blank

pistol shrimp will wreck his ass and break it up into pretty little colored carapace plates to tile his bathroom with
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>>11949094

>don't even bother on evolution making us weapons

motherfucker, thumbs are the greatest natural weapon in the animal kingdom
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>>11949118
>using green
HOLD THE FUCKING BEEF
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>>11949118
ITS S HIT LOL GET FUKD ROSS xDDDDDDDDDD EPIC DISS RITE GUYS

Actually I think its cute.
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>>11949100
hello
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>>11949118

I like it when you don't make her a mime

I like it a lot

>>11949125

Holy shit, what is your problem?
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>>11949118
If it wasn't for your butt-ugly faces that would almost not be bad.
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>>11949123
On their own? not really. Providing one example of killing a bear with bare hands, and I can provide thousands of bears killing humans with bare claws. Prehensile thumbs, and a large brain, did allow us to make our own claws, or our own fur, and allow us to make us survive in any climate or against any animal.
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>>11949119
Maybe? I dont know shit about hair extensions
It also doesnt help that my hair is a dark color

I should probably ask /cgl/ or something
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>>11949139

What issues with the face are you having?
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>>11949142

It's two examples

And a human to kill a fucking grizzly bear is quite a feat, even if bears have killed more. It's like a mouse killing a cat.
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>>11949123
so he used a stick
if I had a stick I could take on any number of bears
sensationalized bullshit
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>>11949134
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>>11949156

He used a stick to finish it after ending the threat

and since it's MUCH, MUCH harder for a human to kill a bear than a bear kill a human, I'd say humans have a pretty high score
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>>11949168
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>>11949173
haaah
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>>11949148
It's all arguably "it's my style!". I don't like the base shape of it, I don't like how the hair continues the outer line of the face without any of it falling forward, I don't like the iris, the blush, the other blush, I don't like how the nose is barely defined with a line that's in essence _|_ or how the mouth is drawn.
>>
Did crepe finish that hetero Fizzle?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPkG72y-mQ
I still have to laugh
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>>11949171
Who the fuck cares.
He killed a bear. Fuck that shit. That ain't impressive because it means nothing.
Come back when he invented something useful.
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>>11949171
if we're going to be that specific, he ended the threat by cutting off the blood flow to the bear's brain, something he could not have done without humanity's greatest weapon - knowledge, and the intellect to acquire it
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>>11949187

Why don't you come back when you invent something useful?

Hell, why don't you come back when you do something like kill a bear with your own hands?
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>>11949192

Well that is true, but I doubt he would be alive today if he lost his thumbs in an accident.
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>>11949194
I invented the sippy cup
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>>11949194
I can kill one with a gun. Same fucking result. Hundreds of people kill hundreds of bears with guns. Again same fucking result. And again it means nothing. We aren't some dumbass uneducated cavemen for that to mean something.
We live in the 21st century. And all of that is thanks to the fact that we are smart. Being smart has helped us much more than being strong.
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>>11949118
Damn. I thought your recent cleanup eant you were gone for good.
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>>11949177

If you don't like it based on how the face is stylized, that's fair. I'm glad your comment came across as being reasonable rather than equating a conscious, creative decision that adheres to principle as unskilled. I know DA and FurAffinity give everyone bad first impressions, but you know.
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>>11949194
I killed a bear with bear hands
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>>11949216

Well aren't you a sourpuss

I'm sure you'd tell the man that killed a grizzly bear with his hands all of that to his face, instead of typing it on your computer, in your room.
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>>11949232
fucking liar
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>>11949232
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>>11949216
>since humans are smart, you're not allowed to appreciate feats of strength and survivability
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>>11949234
in what situation would that be relevent
if he was some kind of jackass who acted like god emperor of mankind because he killed a bear maybe

but why would you just up and say that otherwise
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>>11949235
Are you doubting me m8
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>>11949216
>>11949232
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>>11949241

I don't know why you'd just say it otherwise. Why are you saying it?
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>>11949234
>implying
the only advantage he had on the grizzly was anatomical knowledge
he didn't punch the bear dead like you have to do with people, anon has no reason to assume he couldn't take him in a fight
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>>11949216
Why not cooperate?
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why are e talking about bears anyway
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>>11949252
because somebody brought it up
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>>11949257

Are you sure I can't assume that some anon wouldn't just keel over and pretend to be dead like you're taught?

Because I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread would do that.
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>>11949265

I brought it up because someone called humans weak
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>>11949262
Someone brought it up
Just like the shrimp and wasps before that
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>>11949262
why not
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>>11949276

I wish they had someone voice over his voice

ruined that scene
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>>11949273
We are weak, but we're resourceful
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>bear thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r09n6HPwVb4

relevant

also this is pretty much how I imagine MLPG playing a mmo
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Now I don't know whether or not I want to be a female bear or a mare
probably still want to be a mare
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>>11949239
I don't appreciate things that are completely useless.
Show me a guy that invented a flashlight with a few rocks and sticks to signal someone so he can get saved and then yeah I'd respect him because holy shit he made a fucking flashlight with sticks and stones.
Show me a guy who killed a bear with his bare hands and I'm not impressed since woptie doo the human race has been killing bears for thousands of years and sometime without even fighting them since they knew how to build traps.
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>>11949273
we are, though, compared to a lot of animals in nature
I mean that guy who incapacitated a bear unarmed did an impressive thing but that's not something you could ever expect from someone
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>>11949287
shit forgot my image
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>>11949290

>humans have been killing bears with weapons for thousands of years
>why would I appreciate one killing a bear with his hands?

Also
>implying you don't appreciate useless things like cartoons, movies, ponies, etc.
Stop being a dumb fucking hypocrite just to argue, anon.
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So

Any Camping/Hiking Sweetie requests? I'm thinking of doing something like weenie/marshmallow roasting, but other than that I got nothin
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>>11949286
>>11949296

Stength doesn't specifically pertain to physical ability
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>>11949307
Fumbling with a tent, perhaps?
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>>11949307
Rarity twitching in horror because big spiders are on her while Sweetie looking at a small tiny cute spider and saying "aren't they cute sis?"
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Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>11949311
the only physical aspect humans can excel at is endurance
we aren't particularly fast, durable or deadly without tools but given the proper training/lifestyle we can keep moving for days

I believe certain tribe's hunters hunt by letting their prey just get fucking tired of running and then killing them when they're easy to catch
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>>11949300
>implying it's the same thing
Yeah no
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>>11949267
what's the point of trying to predict what anon would do
he could be any kind of person, maybe he's weary of life and just waiting for some bears to try and fuck with him to break up the monotony of his life or give him an excuse to die

maybe that's what was going through that guy's head when he went to face the hulking beast, and it is his struggle and unexpected victory that gave him new vigor purpose in life

maybe the bear was suicidial too and when he went to take it out on some people he saw a guy who confronted him, so he saw the opportunity to lose a fight on purpose so he could die a glorious battle-death and boost the confidence of some puny human so that even if his life would be forever in vain, his death would not
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>>11949337

Yeah, the things you enjoy are probably twice as useless as being able to kill a bear with your hands.

Get fucked
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>>11949307
Skinny dipping under the waterfall
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>>11949338
Either way, he's probably wanting to sit back and crack open a bear right about now.
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>>11949342
>enjoying a cartoon or movie
>same thing as being impressed with something
Again, yeah no
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>>11949334

>just endurance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ5cTyMKQAo
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>>11949357
Those examples don't represent the average human tough.
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>>11949355

So you've never been impressed with anything that didn't benefit humanity?
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>>11949366

>Implying the average human can outrun most animals

those things are things you train for
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>>11949333
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>>11949368
Season 4.
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>>11949368
No
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>>11949372
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>>11949372
Did you like the new episode over the weekend
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>>11949372
Start a topic instead of complaining
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>>11949368
Let's do it together
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>>11949368
>>11949384
This too.
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>>11949385
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>>11949366

To be fair many people are in a sense 'domesticated'.
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>>11949368
donate all your money to the little witch academia kickstarter before you do it
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>>11949409
Not true.
Everyone is
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>>11949368
Your parents don't love you
No-one has ever loved you
You're going to die alone
You're a failure
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>>11949422

i'm gonna fap anyway
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>>11949368
I cried already due to moth pones.
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>>11949318

It's a nice idea. I'll hold onto it.

>>11949326

Currently in the process of redesigning Rarity for S4, so this one's not happening soon.

>>11949346

I have a clear idea of how this one would work, but it's still probably too risque. She's see in black silhouette under the falls, with the exception of her eyes. Rarity would have scoffed and said "Skinny dipping... you're not so skinny!"

I'll go with my original idea of roasted marshmallows.
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http://i.imgur.com/uqXb1YL.jpg

_____________made you look again_____________
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>>11949422

Vile temptress.
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>>11949429
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>>11949439

is this shopped? I don't remember it having that gross brown shit
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somehow mlpg has made me more aware of my testicles
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>>11949441
>someone bought this
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>>11949441
>vile
She just wanted to make a joke, Anon...
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>>11949452
You've gone flat.
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>spaghetti-dropping gay Fizzle is now a thing in /mlp/
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>>11949452
I-I'm trying to lose weight
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>>11949452
Never really was into you
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>>11949459
but she's clearly fizzing from all the foam near the top of her head
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>>11949461
KLONDIKE DOES IT AGAIN
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>>11949461

It's a damn shame it didn't take off here

guess I'll finally go to /mlp/ for something besides more butts
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>>11949461
Batponies are /mlp/s flavor of the month, too.
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>>11949472
poor klondike
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>Get to Equestria
>All the ponies are taken
>None of them want to be your friend
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>>11949474
>more batpony art
yes good

>>11949473
I used to go for the tf general but they moved to mlpchan
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>>11949472
>>11949484
WHATEVER HE HANDS TOUCHES IT BRINGS RUIN
QUICKLY SOMEONE CUT THEM BEFORE IT'S TO LATE
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>>11949485
You can have more than one friend. Do you even know how friendship works?
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>>11949489
I tried checking out the Oedipus threads but they were completely shitty
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>>11949491
>Do you even know how friendship works
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>>11949498
Piss off, Roogna
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>>11949498
Piss on, Roogna
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>>11949499
>not knowing how friendship works
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I went to /mlp/ and tried to find the Fizzle thread

it's like /b/ out there I don't want to look anymore
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>>11949511
Piss on Roogna
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>>11949511
Anon please
Dont get me all hot and bothered before bed
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>>11949518
pinkie what's with that look
pinkie what are you going to do with that rainbow butt
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>>11949519
It's integrated within"homolust general"or something. They have an anon artist who draws fizzle, but it's all up on derpibooru anyway
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What happened to rediv? Her blog is gone.
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>>11949498
Lyra's horn looks so big without the mane in the way
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>>11949547
she ate it
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>>11949547
Personal problems.
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>>11949541
I'm going to motorboat it and nobody can stop me
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>>11949542

It looks like the ones with him masturbating are gone
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>>11949547
It's just password protected.
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>Jessy's never seen the ocean
whu
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>>11949518
I don't have friends.
Any pony wouldn't like me anyway.

I can tell they're judging while staring me down with those warm and cute eyes of theirs. They can smell my loneliness, they'd choose better anons.

Pony isn't always forgiving.
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>>11949567

It's more common than you'd think

most of the U.S. is landlocked
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>>11949562
https://derpiboo.ru/365722

You might want to enable the explicit tag on derpibooru
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>>11949572
She's not from the U.S.
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>>11949572
Wasn't she Canadian?
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>>11949572
I read that an overwhelming majority of American citizens don't have a passport. Is that true? What do you do for vacations? How do you get to take in other cultures and languages and see things that aren't like what you get at home when you're just going a few states over?
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>>11949580

I have it enabled

it just signed me out, I guess. Braeburned's pic came up though
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>>11949588
They don't.
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>>11949581
>>11949587

Oh

well is it weird for wherever she's from?

>>11949588

The same way you do, pal.
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>>11949598
I go to other countries because I have a passport.
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>>11949567
She also said that she has never left her home province, which is understandable, since in Canada that would basically be death march through a frozen wasteland having to fight bears and kill Reindeer to survive.
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>>11949602

Well, other countries come here. The U.S. is called a melting pot for a reason.

Also I have a passport
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>>11949589
Why does this asshole have to ruin everything?
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>>11949603
I'm sure public transportation exists in canada anon
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>>11949611

w-what
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>>11949612
Dogsleds can't take more than one additional passenger though.
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>>11949608
That's not the same as immersing yourself in a different culture. At that point it's more like a mix between cultures like mexico
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>>11949619

Well, I know where I went to high school, everyone bragged all the time about leaving the country during breaks too. I'm pretty sure it's a misconception that the U.S. doesn't get out much.

I will admit that I'm clueless as fuck though and don't really care.
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>>11949611
That was a very old picture, and Brae's quite chill.
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I want to cosplay for Bronycon. Should I do Braeburn or Bubble Berry?
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>>11949645
bubble
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>>11949645

If you want to get confused for an OC, do Bubble Berry

if you want to get confused for a homosexual, do Braeburn
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>>11949627
It's not a misconception, it depends on each area. There are lots of people here that have never left the state and wouldn't dream of doing so.
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>>11949653
But I am a homosexual, Anon.
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>>11949645
Don't socplay.
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>>11949658

Well then changed "confused for a" to "noticed as a"
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>>11949659
but cosplay is fun
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>We'll never get more properly drawn TF art
>We'll never get more properly drawn hoofjob/footjob art
>We'll never get more hypnosis art and Snakity still isn't finish

And on top of that 40% led belly was a mediocre episode
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>>11949658
Go as Fizzle
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>>11949666

>We'll never get more properly drawn hoofjob/footjob art

fuck hoofjobs
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>>11949659
Uh, that was a typo.
Oddly fitting though.

compensating floantap
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>>11949668
Braeburn is superior gay pony
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>>11949672
*captcha: compensating floantap
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>>11949674

And Fizzle is superior gay dragon
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>>11949665
Your costume is either so shitty it's hilarious or it's god-tier glorious.
There is no middle ground.
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>>11949682
There is the "It's alright" middle ground where the cosplayer has a lot of fun in the process as well
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>>11949671
>Not wanting a hoof job
>Not wanting a hoof job from recently transformed and hypnotized anon
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>>11949701

I'll... I'll stick with feet
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>>11949682
Last time I cosplayed I only saw people cosplaying from the same thing after I had gone back to the hotel and changed back into my normal clothes for the evening
after the weekend I found out there was a big group that I didn't know about that did a themed video shoot
it kind of irritated me down to the core in a way that I've never felt before
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>>11949705
>Not wanting to join Twily's mare services.
>Not wanting to have diamond dogs mount you
>Not wanting pegasus to have some aerial fun with you

It's like you don't even want to go to Equestria
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>>11949727

>Not wanting to have some diamond dogs mount you

now who said that?
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>>11949727

But anon all I want is for pony to realize she's here for my pleasure, not her own.
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>>11949744
>not getting off to servicing other people
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which oc wud u hug
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>>11949727
I want to service all the diamond dogs
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>>11949777
the smelly mare
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>>11949777
You
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>>11949777
Not you
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>>11949777
marker and/or gloomy
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>>11949777

The fat one.
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>>11949777
Marker and moth.
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>>11949777
Only one choice ever
>those arms
they're made for hugs
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>>11949839

Yes
Everybody, go home.
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Do you think pony has ever walked in on their parents fucking?
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>>11949777
>tfw she's dead
>tfw tess is also pony ded and hat us
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>>11949869
>she
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>>11949876
>hobo pony
>not a she
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>>11949777
Sad Sack
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>>11949876
Hobo pony is a girl
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>>11949897
sexually?
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>>11949777
wallflower or whatever the fuck that filly's name is
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>>11949897
Would you give his 8" a hug with your mouth?
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>>11949858
They're made for holding your hips while she gives you the tongue, you dumb slutty mare.
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>>11949924

But Sad Sack is a pony which means that he would be substantially larger.

Yes regardless
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>>11949777
this one
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>>11949777
palette and renne
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Pony made you breakfast.
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>>11949936
He should be 10.5" proportionally
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>>11949974
'Sup, Red. You okay?
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>>11949981
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>>11949927
>tongue
dios mio~
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>>11949974

Draw Renne pls.

I'm surprised there's no porn yet.
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>>11949950
I would hug any of those
or all of them
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daily reminder that you will never go to Mars
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>>11950039
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>>11949981

What I never got about this pic is why are they wrecking Twilight's kitchen and not Rarity / Applejack's kitchen?
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>>11950003
>You'll never feel Saffron's tongue in you
>Saffron will never sit on you
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>>11949994
yeah im fine right now thank you
>>11950012
i have before!!
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>>11950044
would you like me to remind you of some other things you'll never do?
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>>11950055
because their kitchens were already fucked due to their shenanigans
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>>11950039

Statistically I've got like 60 years left

Who knows what'll happen, we might have space elevators by then and space-trams to Mars
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>>11950058
chrIST FUCK
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>>11950058
porfis... lo necesito
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I haven't ponied in a while
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>>11950080
at least you're ponying now
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>>11950080
pone responsibly

>>11950076
SIT ON ME
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>>11950080
i haven't watched an episode since the day after MMC aired because MMC completely killed my enthusiasm for the actual show
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>>11950087

what is the legal limit of pone
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>>11950095
I still havent seen the last couple episodes of s3
I'm sure that will change soon
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>>11950039
>wanting to go to Southern California, the planet
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>>11950103
what's your excuse
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>>11950064
let me do that for you:
>you will never make sweet, passionate love to pony
>you will never have a qt 3.14 ponimouto who unconditionally loves you to cuddle, play vidya with, pony with, dump your emotional baggage on, and maybe get high with sexually, nor will she will never call you her anonii-chan
>you will never be a little girl who really, really, REALLY loves her little pony
>you will never be aforementioned pony
>you will never marry your waifu when the both of you are young and spend your youth nonsexually cuddling, eventually becoming more and more sexual after puberty hits
>you will never kiss a pony
>you will never be a little girl who gets to feel like a princess sexually
>you will never be a pony
>you will never be loved
etc. etc.
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>>11950099
Just don't pone in excess.
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>SB posted it on the sub

I KNEW IT
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>>11950108
Lack of interest
But it's an across the board kind of thing right now
Can't even bring myself to play vydia these days
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>>11950058
>Saffron will never sit on you and finger you while you rim her
>You'll never give Saffron a rusty venture
I want to be Renne
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>>11950105
Mars for comparison
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>>11950118
>depressionfags

get counseling pls, it might help
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>>11950125
Too expensive
I'll just go insane and take up a hobby
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Should I finish AJ auditioning for porn or Futashy getting a happy ending at the spa while Rarity watches?
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>>11950145
FUTASHY
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>>11950145
I'm in the mood for dicks
do the futashy one
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>>11950119
>a rusty venture
That's a gay sex act, Anon
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>>11950145
GIVE RARITY A DICK TOO

and make her a dog
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>>11950140

Drinking is a hobby.
Maybe we can be alcoholics together Anon.
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>>11950158

Shhh, don't out him as a virgin anon.
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>>11950161
Too young for that
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>>11950161
No it's not.
It's an escape from your real problems.
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So how was your therapy this week? Did you take those pills like you were supposed to?
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>>11950161
>tfw no money for booze
>tfw can't legally buy alcohol
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>>11950158
Wrong. A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.
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>>11950172
>taking the man's meds
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>>11950160
Sorry, but it's a sequel to another story I wrote. Part of the point is that Rarity never fucks Fluttershy.
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>>11950178
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>>11950172
Therapy is for people who have potential.

It would be wasted on me. I am a failure.
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>>11950166
>>11950174
nothing like coming to mlpg in the morning and feeling like an old man
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>>11950189
Everyone has potential, that's the whole pony of the therapy
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>>11950192
What're you doing watching cartoons, old man?
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>>11950192
I'm only 19 anon, how old are you granpa
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>>11950194
>pony
Which pony visits the therapist the most?

What drugs does she get prescribed?
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>>11950203
Fluttershy's on anti-anxiety meds so she can function in public
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>>11950192
warning warning
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>>11950203
Screwball
All of them
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>>11950185
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykEGtwJuZIs
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>>11950201
I've been asking myself that the last 2 years
>>11950202
21
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>>11950183
What happen to the other things you were writing
ALSO HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE AGAIN
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Are Lotus and Aloe distinct at all according to the fandom? Is there any way I should distinguish them during sex?
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>>11950174
>tfw a fifth costs $30

One day I'm gonna buy a still
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>>11950228
No differences between them, but you can take liberties
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>>11950178
A rusty venture is when you jack off so hard that your dick gets red and sore.
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http://i.imgur.com/2Okl4VQ.png
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>>11950233
All of the options sound terrible.
>you will never give Saffron an Action Johnny
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>>11950241
I dont know how I feel about this
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>>11950241
You have to admit that he's gotten better
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>>11950246
That's a gay act too.
It's when you let a guy fuck you in the ass, coldcock him right before he comes, steal his wallet, then use the money to buy dope.
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>>11950259
bored?
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>>11950241

Of course sluthorse gets all the mess.
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>>11950259

stop reading the lowest result on urban dictionary you fag
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>>11950274
Did that hurt anon
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>>11950274

I wish I could kill you by making you choke on your keyboard
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>>11950117
posted what?
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>>11950287
What's wrong pone
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>>11950274

have you ever wanted to wring someone's neck over the internet
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>>11950292
You know what I'm talking about.

I can't post it here.
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>>11950258
I saw it and thought the same. They look less flat.
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>>11950241
I like how casual this is
like they're just hanging out
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>>11950306
You can't post it here, because nobody can.
I don't even have to go to the sub to see through your lie.
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One more question: I'm having trouble deciding how Rarity gets laid in the porn studio story. A large part of the draw is that it's all very professional, no backstage orgies or anything. As the director, who does she get laid with?
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>>11950246
>not giving Saffron a tight hug
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>>11950306
I don't see anything new in his art thread or on unf. please direct me
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>>11950330
inb4 "he posted it, but deleted it. i haven't saved it, but it was there"
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>>11950326
Twilight.
She gets to make the sun goddess's personal student who is also a princess her bitch
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Wait, I think I found a loophole
LK said that he wouldn't draw anymore fat Renne or Saffron
He didn't say he wouldn't draw any SaffRenne facesitting
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>>11950327
I'd give her a tight hug, in return for a tight hug involving her sphincter wrapping around my cock
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>>11950348
Yeah. That means he's now obliged to draw it.
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>>11950326
Make is someone young who doesn't know what he's supposed to be doing. She just shows him, gives him the best lay of his life and then says to the spent colt: OK, let's do this again. Could work with a hapless mare too, if that's what you're after, haven't been paying too much attention
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