time for best ponypost rarity
This is a bad general
y'all want to apples apples apples apples
Do you have a bro4life?
im almost ready
>>11943241Not really. I don't have any friends.
>>11943213>Yes, but I'd rather not post it until I finish the sketch.You're too self conscious.
>>11943223>no topic>no previous horse>wrong subject
>>11943242>two Rarity threads in one dayhell yeah
But op, I thought you said time for best pony. But then you said post rarity. What do rarity pictures have to do with twilight?
>>11943256ooh, what's this
>>11943256I HOPE THIS IS ANOTHER PINKIEQUESTI HOPE IT GETS ABANDONED AT THE BEST PART
>>11943241I want a 2 bros
>>11943263I don't even think I care faggot
>>11943282I'm really starting to hate these Zebras
>tfw no drawing of Applejack performing cock and ball torture on Tex-anon
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
>>11943289I'm sure he's drawn it for his own personal use
>>11943223That's a funny way to spell pinkie
>>11943300NO ONE HORSE FUCKS LIKE GASTON
>>11943288Too bad, I like them.
>>11943223Not so sure about best pony, but she is part of best ship
>>11943155>Let's draw some shit.Alright.
>>11943289I'd much rather see tex-anon delivering some good-natured teasing to AJ
>>11943307>another braces picture to add to my collectionbased anon
>>11943304>With his tiny dickI wouldn't be able to unf at it at all
>>11943300HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR
>>11943300that pony is at perfect blowjob height
>>11943285what the heck sweetie belle don't swear!
>>11943315That's not flutterdash though
>>11943213See, like that >>11943237
>>11943307That's not how you say Fluttershy.
>$297 for 3 nights >$70 pass for Brony Con>$20 booze pass to drink with the stars>~$50 to gas>Only have about $170 for buying shitThis is one expensive hobby
>>11943155What should I draw?
>>11943315I don't care much for ships withing the core cast, but I'm inclined to agree.
>>11943271something for the future>>11943281yahnah
>>11943340Just admit it Tex, you're bi and you like CBT
>>11943344just buy shit second hand and save your dosh
>>11943336Xieril is young and inexperienced and doesn't appreciate the fine nature of FlutterDash yet.
>>11943315Braeburn and soarin ship will always have a place in my heart after Social Standards
>>11943359>Screenshot_on_2013-07-07_(...).pngGONNA NEED MORE
>>11943359WOAHCAN'T POST THAT ON A CHRISTIAN FORUM
>>11943345pony struggling with a giant 20-sided die
>>11943345Applejack getting frusterated eating a banana, with Pinkie saying "bananananananananana..."
>>11943362I'm sorry, anon. I'm straight and rather vanilla apart from ponies.
>>11943352I don't feel like it. Plus I'm studying for my finals.
I bet my dick is smaller then Tex'sI-I wouldn't mind if you call it my "useless little bitchclitty"
>>11943362Cognitive behavioral therapy?
Day 1377/7/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,544 (Running Total: 834,421)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 28,436 (Running Total: 3,652,230)Do ponies ever get ponied out?That must be terrible if possible.
>>11943416Are we slowing down or is /mlp/ speeding up?or both?
>>11943359Pony blowjobs are superior to personhorse blowjobshttp://i.imgur.com/fpLTqxy.png
>>11943416Yes that is why pony had to human for a while.
>>11943408>tfw I'll never find a cute guy with a dick smaller than 4" or larger than 9"
>>11943414It's actually cold-blooded tickles.
>>11943416Running out of puns on only day 137?What would Scrubbles think?
>>11943440B-but it's only 5"I can take some pills so I can't get erect
>>11943446Could a pony actually be that crazy? To tickle someone like that?
>>11943440That'd suck to have a penis so small that the only people interested are weird faggots who use you as their dancing bear
I wanted to add anon, but I wanted to make a joke with him and couldn't think of one. Off to another request.
>>11943433Neither, really. /mlp/ was only slightly faster than usual, and ours are normal as well.
>>11943440nine inches is a lot to choke on
>>11943465Can you draw teeange dash and FS playing D&D?
>>11943465Oh gosh, that is a really cute Fluttershy, FlakYou've really improved
>tfw leth is ded
>>11943458But that's not even small, Anon
>no alcohol for 48 hours because of surgery>need to use two hands to drink because my hands are shaking so badI NEED MY PONE AND I NEED IT NOW
>>11943488DON'T SAY THATIT'S TINY AND USELESSAt least I still have my mouth and as to use.
>>11943486Deal with it nerdThey're both pretty.
>>11943498>Have to dose up on sleeping meds to sleep otherwise can't.>Every time I have to fucking get my medical insurance I have to detox from my extreme alcoholism.
>>11943514No one uses Goggles anymore
>>11943519>He hates creativity.Please, most of the feelworks was written by a couple wasted dudes.
DID PINK PINKEM QUEST GET A SEQUEL
>>11943542>needing to poison yourself to be "creative"That's REALLY sad.
>>11943542>defending alcoholismeven worse
>>11943542>>11943542>most of the feelworks was written by a couple wasted dudes>most of itYou really think that, don't you?
>>11943544Who what now?
>>11943527>>11943527http://hamsnetwork.org/taper/this is what I used last time, but if you've dt'd before, you should probably go to a hospital in case you seize, xanax, klonopin, ativan, or any kind of benzo will help with the taper and reduce likelihood of seizures
Would Celestia demand nukes from you all the time in Civilization
>>11943548>poisonOh don't you get all faggoty on me.
>>11943474>playing D&D with only two peopleBesides, who would DM? Dash would think it's too nerdy and Flutters wouldn't have brought it up. Add more ponies
Whatever you say, OP.
>>11943568Now draw her as a skeleton in that same pose
>>11943574I want to screambut so does my boner
>>11943576But that's what it is.Alcohol IS poison.Why do you think they call it "inTOXICated"?
>>11943344Con going is retarded and I can't wait until the MLP con fad dies. It's already starting to die. That Las Pegasus fiasco hopefully scared a lot of people away.
>>11943561shooped. I just checked faggot
>>11943568Can you draw some cute Barb?
>>11943542But I wright loads of the informal, non-pastebinned stuff, and I never drink.It's the least I can do for you guys.
sex with applejack
>>11943565>tfw typing some of those stories looking at my keyboard and thinking it looked like it was made of moss.Granted that was sleep medication, not alcohol. But damn... it made it hard to type.
Has anyone tried that twitch.tv app on the 360? If so, can it stream?If so, who wants to watch me play vidya one of these days? It'll contain a lot of "OH GOD OH FUCK SHIT AAAAAA I MEANT TO DO THAT", just so you know.
>>11943615WHY IS THAT IMAGE NOT SHAKING?
Have you finished those projects?
>>11943608maybe if you're an Indian
>>11943608Why do they call it a depressant if it makes some people happy drunks?
>>11943641>implying I'll ever get around to it
>>11943646>Why do they call it a depressantbecause it messes with your breain chemistry.
>>11943608If it's bad for you why isn't it illegal?
>>11943629You'll have to wait until AJ Quest for that.Or until someone requests it I guess. But where's the fun in that.
>>11943618>Rarifags in charge of reading comprehension.Truly worst pony.
>>11943659So do stimulants.Drugs:1 Atheists:0
>>11943641I don't know why, but it made me chuckle
What is the best way to masturbate to pony?
>>11943669FUCKDAMMITI really hoped nobody would see that.Ahem, write. There we go.
>>11943684with your favorite fetish
>>11943684stimulate her asshole
>>11943612pfftI think it's time you moved past last March
What ifPone was real
>>11943691welp, time to finish background pony
>>11943692But anon, pony IS my favorite fetish.
>>11943713she dies in the end
I want to see a story about filly Twilight
>>11943684I'd say your hands. Intimate, simple, readily available.
>>11943715then with your second favorite fetish
>>11943705MUCH BETTER, I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY TONIGHT
>>11943709Pone probably wouldn't like me anyway.
I hate everything
Take some cookie doughPut an oreo in the middlePut more cookie dough on topWhy haven't you thought of this?
>>11943691She needs to be careful. Somebody could shoot her and claim self-defense.
>>11943740Because I like not having diabetes.
>>11943717>tfw this keeps happening to me>tfw nowhere to hideWhy even include a delete option, it only ever increases my shame
>>11943739Sweetie Drops pls
First off, writers of MLPG, teach me your ways.Secondly, I need a funny filename.
>>11943739One day in the future, every man will be able to own a blowjob giving pony
>>11943739That's a mare
>>11943767>MLPG>Writersha. Anon chased away all of the writers that came here.
>>11943440>tfw you'll never gain access to SB's 8"
>>11943739dat furaffinity filename
>>11943789oh fuck this shit is totally canon
>>11943793>that he doesn't haveI won't stop
>>11943767>anon posts aninmu shit instead of ponies.gif
>>11943785the same damn anon too.
>>11943767>writers of MLPGI don't think any of them are here at the moment. What are you trying to ask, anyway?
>>11943785I won't go until it's over.
>>11943767....Teach you what, exactly? You've shown you can use a keyboard, now use it. Seriously. Hands on is best practice.>>11943785I'm still here. Just forgetting when I said I'd put stuff out and having tech issues. Because I know not enough shame yet.
SO GET UP
>>11943793>>11943804How did this rumor get started?
>>11943813>>11943816How do I increase my word count, but not make it flatout padding?>>11943805Har har.
>>11943819AND GET DOWN
>>11943793>>11943804>You'll never have a false rumor that you've got an 8" dick spread aroundBecause I do have an 8" dick
>>11943804Neither will I
>Eurobeat fucked a Rarity cos-player
>>11943828read the scene to yourself out loud, do the words flow? If not, revise them.
>>11943826I guess because he likes hyper?
>>11943826Some anon posted that he was 8". Some idiot said "HEY, DATS ESSBEE'S POASTING STEYEL"
>>11943828I'm pretty sure it's obvious that we were one and the same, but I meant to do that.
>>11943828Descriptors and incorporating environment details.
>>11943838then stop bragging about it and go use it
>>11943838Go commission something, Nanaki.
>>11943846HOLY SHITWHO WAS ITWHERE WAS ITSAUCE
>>11943848>>11943854>>11943856are you seriously giving advice to a shit poster?
>>11943852that's more cute than anything.
>>11943852I....guess?I thought in the original she had a condom wedged in her cheeks. Something must've been wrong with the transparency of the object.
>>11943826Someone depressed claimed to have an 8 incherSB is depressed and likes big dicks. So it makes senseThat Anon and him should get together anyway
>>11943846He came in here before and dispelled the rumor.
>>11943612Nigga this shit is already dead and decaying. What you're seeing now is basically the vengeful ghost that refuses to leave its haunting ground.You followed up on any of the cons recently? The show staff doesn't even talk about the show anymore, they just read Star Wars scripts and play board games while bronies sit around and watch with slack-jawed stares and touch eachother
>>11943856>incorporating environment details.I'd be fuzzy on this one. Prattering on the weather for a while might be seen as passing.
>Jailbait's a girl
>>11943874yeah let's shit up the thread more in response to a shitposter
>>11943767Step 1: Get a keyboard.Step 2: Use the keyboard, if you press on they keys they will produce letters.Step 3: Enough letters in the right place will create words, these are fundamental in making a story.Step 4: Make sure you make the words all neat and able to be read in a way that pleases the reader.Step 5: Pump enough sex into the story to cover up your errors.
>>11943465A little late but this is great, thanks Flak
>>11943826Some posted their size with an image of the nerd pony. It was very stylized and to some it looked like he type of image he would post. It's really just a rumor, albeit a flattering one.
>>11943846not big surprisebtw when was he here?
>>11943846Cosplayers come in all shapes and sized bro, you gotta link a pic or eh.Anyone can get a hambone
>>11943874I need to contribute something.Besides, I haven't done shit today, besides admit to my mistake of forgetting my Quest was today. So how about you get the fuck over it?>>11943898I laughed.>>11943899I laughed even harder at that end.Thanks MLPG, I feel less depressed!
>>11943886>He came in hereu-unf?>dispelled the rumor>"I did not have sexual relations with that cosplayer"
>>11943895Same as PHN, Tess and Mewball rite?
Gay dragons everywhere
>you will never a cosplayer
>>11943952The only one I liked was the chubby RarityShe isn't chubby any more.
>>11943922Do you have a plan for what you're going to write?
>>11943893Well that's where you use your own judgment.I was talking more about scents, visuals, things that enhance a scene. Not necessarily being like, "Fluttershy knocks you over, squeezing you tightly as a thousand thank you's wash over you like the warm sunshine of the pleasant day the two of you are sharing, complete with fluffy clouds, a cool breeze, blah blah blah blah."You obviously wouldn't do that.I was talking more like, "Fluttershy knocks you over, squeezing you tightly as a thousand thank you's wash over you as you thud against the soft grass. You laugh as you return the hug, struck by the pleasant scent of her mane and the softness of her coat as she holds tightly onto you."Just...I don't know, basic stuff?
>>11943630Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I know none of my writing resulted from alcohol or strong drugs.Just loneliness and boredom.
>>11943963Do you mean Thickity?
>>11943920Why is no one shocked that the moon has fallen?
>>11943967Gal's gotta eat.
>>11943975>fucking that thingffs is he that desesperated?
>>11943967She ducked under the bridge to heal but some Rariscrub snuck up and ambushed her.
>>11943967They want you to make a FlutterxAnonxRarity sandwich. Duh.
>>11943965Yes, but it's rather barebones. Let me guess, expand that first?
>>11943987I FUCKING WOULD
>>11943937It just felt weird just out of the blue he pops in and says no-mater what is posted don't believe their lies.
>>11943987Oh yeah because you can TOTALLY get better
>>11943997I almost lost my dignity, Anon. Fuck you.
>>11943997I remember this.It's still as bad as I remember.
Anything fun happening?
>>11943601You got it.
>>11943987>Not fucking thatThe fuck manYou gay?
>>11943999Oh no, man, I am in NO position to give advice on writing. Just curious.
>>11944012I can fuck a normal girl not a pig
>>11944022Gay dragonsGay zebrasBig cock bullshitThe usual
>>11943890Show staff still go to Cons?
Since we're humans now (if only vaguely), would any of you guys know any good humanized fapfics?
>>11943999I'd just recommend visualizing the scene in your head, and writing what flows naturally. Then go back and edit it a bit and see how it looks. Have someone else read it over and make any corrections you agree with.Or just write off the top of you head and give it over to MLPG. Worked for me.
>>11944034Yeah okay.... buddy you know not everyone is a model
>>11943993You should combine your art skills and latin charm and I'm sure you wouldn't have problem getting hot cosplayers at cons if you really wanted
>>11944025What a stupid pony, it already happened
>>11943997Is that meant to be Rarity?Because it just sounds like the Jessy from the 4kids Pokemon dub.
>>119440228" dicksYours specifically
>>11944068I didn't said a modelI said a normal girl
>>119440452/3 ain't bad.
>>11944073It's supposed to be TrixieSeth commissioned itSupposedly
>>11943890To be fair, that was a pretty awesome Jenga match.
>>11944073I thought it was Trixie for some reason.
>>11944022Pretty sure you've seen this floating around>>11943793
>>11944057wow, you're really out of touch
>>11944057Yeah they get dosh and a decent vacation
Is Rose drawing just one boner too much to ask? Just for the anatomical study?
>>11944069>implying the cosplayers I've seen at the cons in here are even remotely like thatCons here suck, man.
>>11944089Wow mang #so edgy #swag #fedora's
believe in your dreams
>>11944134inb4 CONFIRMED OH MY GOD LET ME SUCK IT
>>11944134COME ON MANOUR DICKLUST IS DRIVING US MAD
>>11944059Poor Rainbow Dash and her enormous tits getting in the way of her sports.
>>11944117That's why you might need to travel to thebigger cons in the US
>>11944114Rose has dickphobia.That's why she only likes emasculated girly boys.
>>11944134Where's his neck, SB? What'd you do to his neck?
>>11944025little late but it's greatnow I just need to put them in panels
>>11944141I do, but the military doesn't.
Choose one personhorse/pony and one sexual act, make it count
>>11944163It's really thick.
>>11944160>I will never find a girl like that
>>11943612Bro I just spent the last 3 days at Everfree Northwest. This shit is alive and growing. My gues is that attendence tripled over last year. As well in the last few hours of the con they opened registration for 2014 and the last time I walked by there was about 10 people in line.
>>11944157she's gonna have horrible back problems
>>11944178Rainbow DashDeep throating.
>>11944183SO YOU'RE THICK, TOO?
>>11944189Not if she exercises properly.
>>11944174This is seriously what goes on at Cons now?
>>11944178Twilight Sparkle, marital vaginal intercourse
>>11944134You do realise that "no comment" is almost always just a way of saying "I don't want to admit it"
>>11944157she's got to bind those babies back
>you will never have an orgy with some cosplayers
>>11944185>attendence tripled over last yearride, stopping, never, etc.Seriously though that's a little horrifying
>>11944178Trixie.Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pleasure.
>>11944178This one, tonguejob
>>11944208Or "I don't want to disappoint" or "This rumor is flattering, why blow it?"
>>11944158One day, Anon.One day.US Cons sound like a lot of fun if you go with buddies, all those people who got wasted as shit on FiestaEquestria sound like they had a blast.
>>11944204That broken game sold for $110 at the action
>>11944231>why blow it?UNF
>>11944157>Dash>big titsYou are a horrible person
>>11944205This was my choice
>>11944229I'm waiting for the scared girl in the corner
GUYSYOU'D BLOW HIM AND LET HIM FUCK YOU NO MATTER HOW SMALL OR BIG HE IS
>>11944157Absolutely disgusting.There's big tits, then there's that. That's just too much, especially for one who's super athletic.
>>11944204It was better than another VA panel where they get asked How to get into the VA business, Who their favorite pony is, WILL YOU READ MY FAmmpghmpm, What was your hardest/funniest/favorite line to record, How do you feel about the Brony Community/Fandom/Family, And also could you do that one line in your characters voice?
>>11944218>Watching the stream of the latest con.>The Flim Flam brothers cosplay's show up.>No mustache.>At all.>Not even a fake one.I want that shirt tho.Because I could totally pull it off.
>>11944253I at least like them moderately sized
>>11944213I only want to have sex with Inuitinua.
>>11944280Care to give some good examples?
Trap snails is my second favorite trap colt.
>>11944157>Dash>Anything over a B cup
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH PONYPONY HAS SEX WITH YOU
>you will never be mistaken for a bug and be swallowed alive by applebloom on a dare
>>11944304GOOD THATS HOW I WANT IT.NONE OF THIS "Oh, take me anon," shit.I WANT HER TO TAKE SOME INITIATIVE TOO.FUCK I'M WRITING THAT NEXT.
>>11944277Voice Acting is pretty easy, and there's not much to it as opposd to writing. That's also why VA's are dumb as a brick typically. See Tara.
>>11944277>Someone asks them to say "Nyx is something or other"Holy shit, I think bronies cannot get any more retarded and they bring up THAT!
>>11944304Yes anon, that's kinda how these things work.
Why would ANYONE comment on a rumor about having a big cockConfirm it:WE NEED PROOFDeny it: NOW THEY KNOW I'M SMALLER THEN THEY THOUGHT
>>11944304Did you say you have sex with a horse?
>>11944322I'm eating, Bruce.
>>11944322Make your sketch layer as dead as your parents and I will.
>>11944325Doesn't Andrea Libman have an engineering degree?
>>11944326That was definitely the worst of the questions
>>11944343>jontron will never, ever make a new video about anything, ever again.
>>11944363Yes, she really is perfect
>>11944366It wasn't even a question as it was weaponized spaghetti.
>>11944369>the Game Grumps intro will never sound quite right again
>>11944218Cons still do real world good too. The charity auction here raised $21k for Children's Hospital. If this fandom has one thing it's money.
>>11944363>>11944387What kind of engineering
>>11944325>Andrea is trained in engineeringNot always, it appears.>>11944326Wasn't as bad as the Molestia guy. We've yet to see anybody top him.
>>11944401Furries do have money.
>>11944170Well I had to draw it. Next time I'll stop being lazy and use something that isn't ms paint.
>>11944405>What kind of engineeringCock Milking
>>11944363Didn't help her win a game of Jenga against a balding fat man wearing a fedora
>>11944366>worst question>not this
>>11944420Can you draw a monster shota?
One day I'm going to work up the courage to post my dick when MLPG has gone full /soc/
>>11944322You wouldn't understand my art, Batman.
>>11944405Civil if I recall correctly
>>11944424>you will never be hooked up to a cock milking machine as Twilight tests out human sex
>>11944326I was sitting next to the question line. That guy was carrying a Nyx plushie. Pretty clear head case.
Daily reminder these people will won day rule the world
>>11944437just post it already
>>11944430In that particular VA panel, I mean. They have "quality control" yet this shit still passes
>>11944437>encouraging ml/soc/gPlease, stop.
>>11944424So fluid dynamics
>>11944428This is pretty much why I dread a friendly game of Jenga with my friends
>>11944437You could do it on /unf/...
>>11944437You're anonDo it.
>>11944428I was in the stream, he was pretty clearly hacking. Andrea didn't want him to loose face so she just kept going as long as she could. inb4 unfing
>>11944437I'm self conscious about showing people my junk because I only have one testicle.
>>11944461The 2012 waifu wall was better
>>11944399>>11944369GOODGame Grumps is high tier fucking cancer.
>>11944437Or you could just post it on the sub or on /soc/
>>11944435I'm not Glitter Glue
>>11944430Even without sound this is painful to watch...It's like he is adrift in a sea of his own autism.
>>11944490the 2012 one was more waifu and less jokes
>>11944485DudeWe aren't looking at your ball(s)
>>11944503What'd he ask
>>11944478YOU WILL NEVER UN SEE IT!
>>11944501He doesn't draw monster shotas
>>11944437please don'tless people want to see your dick than you think
>>11944509Well in a literal sense yesBut it was more spontaneous and funnier.
>>11944485That just makes it special.
>>11944485Cut the other one off to equalize things out.
>>11944462>>11944437I know myself and one other anon have done it. Join the club.
>>11944494i enjoyed it because it reminded me of what it was like to have friends
>>11944494Their shirt commercials were great though.Now those shirts are pretty much collectibles now, ;_;
>>11944518If the VA for Celestia thought of Celestia as a tyrant or a molester like Molestia.
>>11944518If I remember correctly he was asking how they felt about pony Rule 34.
>>11944523So you're say there is an untapped market?
>>11944531Spontaneous yes, funnier is an opinionI like this one more because I kept putting off posting something for the 2012 one until it was too late
pony is a ghost
>>119445243rdwhy do I have to ask people not to post their penis on mlpg
>>11944528shitty raifu would not operate
Another sketch done, not the happiest with this, but I like it overall.
>>11944556Well that's a good reason for you to like it more, but as well all know my onion is greater than your opinion.
>>11944553Completely, and everyone loves cute little monster boys
>>11944513I know, but it just makes me so nervous.I think I have a pretty nice dick, but the whole one ball thing kind of ruins things.
>>11944576I like the expressions, but Rarity's back legs are wonky
>>11944547Oh wait nevermind.
>>11944576I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLDSHINING SHIMMERING WHY AREN'T YOU AN ALICORN YET RARITY
>>11944576Rarity's expression is really cutenice job
>>11944583Now here's something I can get behind
>>11944578except for in this case
>>11944576The mane made me think it was trixie at first
>>11944589Then just put on boxers and slip your cock through.
>>11944503>that sad, lonely Waddle of Shame back to his seatWhy does he look like he shit his pants? How hard is it for these people to walk upright with a little dignity?
Guys, I have a penis, but nobody wants it. What do?
>>11944622I want it.As long as it's suckable.
>>11944461>mewball's thumbI laughed so hard that day
>>11944585Too bad it's not ponies
American Gun Culture is such a bizzare thing.
>>11944614No, I knowi was trying to make it go on longer;-;
>>11943548>>11943608ITT: whiny autists who refuse to drink.
>>11944634That was really hilariousAlthough I think it made him a little self conscious
Is it time?
>>11943379Okay here you go.
>>11944633It's pretty average, but I don't know what to do when getting a blowjob. Like, do I cheer you on or something? Do people even like giving them?
>>11944656American pony culture is such a bizarre thing.
Magic Crystal BallWho is the best unicorn of all?
>>11944591Let me take another look at it.>>11944611I'll try and fix her mane, I don't want confusion.
>>11944678it's timebut for what
>>11944672oh god oh god oh god I hope i'm being validated
>>11944682But Twilight could just use her magic.
>>11944643So make them based on stuff in the MLP universe.TimberwolfHydraMinotaurCerberus
>>11944682It looks pretty good, man!>he finally got it drawnHoraay for that guy! I totally wanted it done too and was rooting for you the whole way
>>11944672I don't understand
>>11944682>Call it a "dice" to my face one more time
>>11944682Nice. I hate the d20 system though, the experience points and leveling up makes it feel like a board game too much.
>>11944656But that makes it funTell me you wouldn't operate operationally in operations with pony. tell me that with a straight face.
>>11944685Just lean back, relax, and let me do all the work.
>>11944616But what if you guys don't like my choice of boxers?I don't want to let anyone down.
>>11944705being validated is boringI'd rather some one post good points against me
>>11944672I see RD there...
>>11944685People "like" things you would find unbelievable. Making someone else happy by sucking their dick is an okay thing to like.
>>11944682thank you, thank you so much
>>11944729ohno it's not time for that
>>11944672>turns out it was a misquote
>>11944672>Switch tabs>Come back>8 replies to your inane postI love it
>>11944727Yeah, there's 'merican redneck gun culture and then there's CoD /k/iddies like you. Both completely odd, just different reasons.
>>11944729I would rather see cute zebra twins over sexual zebra twins
Which pony enjoys vanilla sex the ost?
>>11944748>rainbow dash cums inside herself dot png
>>11944729What if the twins and Fizzle
>>11944727>It's fun to have guns everywhere>Hey, why are there so many mass shootings? This makes no sense.
why do ponies complain so much?Because they are equWHINES!
>>11944764It doesn't need to be zebras.
>>11944778>none of the dice have the 20 facing uptry again
>It's that jackass who replies to literally every post in the thread and calls them autistic
>>11944784But ponies barely complain
>>11944795it is time for lewd princesses
>>11944804>It's /b/ linker anon
>>11944754>switch tabs after making a couple posts>come back to see a whole page's worth of MLPG is just thoughtful replies, all of them to meI. am. a. God!
>>11944798Holly shit I'm dying from laughter
>>11944734>>11944743Oh, uh, okay. You're all girls right? This doesn't make me gay.
>>11944798I'm laughing for real right now
>>11944804That is the worstEspecially when you're a few posts deep in a conversation about Rarity's panties.
>>11944675Top row, 4th over
>>11944833>girls>liking poniesfat chance
>>11944833Yeah, sure, whatever makes you comfortable.
>>11944835>you will never be that cake batter
>>11944656The problem with American gun culture is that we worship guns, but we have no respect for them.We build them up and portray them in the media as a symbol of power and masculine force - like a 12 inch cock you can carry in your pocket - but for the most part, we don't educate people about them; especially not how dangerous they can be, and how owning and using one is a responsibility more than a prestige.
>>11944835I guess you could say Pinkie really likes it raw!
>>11944833>You're all girls, right?
>>1194479810/10 I clap my guns at you.
>>11944862>I thought you were a GEP gun
>>11944862Fluttershy I'm trying to watch my storiesGet out of the way of the TV
>>11944798Now do one about abortion.
>>11944869I like her.
>>11944864Anyone who does fail to treat them with respect that is called out by other owners though.
>>11944847>Clipped Tabasco out of the image.
The single lewdest picture in all of equestria
>>11944864If you'd actually spent any time around gun owners, you'd know that weren't true at allliterally the only people who think big guns are cool are 12 year old CoD players who've never held one.
>>11943574>check pony tagUNF
>>11944840>canon horsepantiesthis changes everything!i have been enlightened
>>11944864Shooting guns is pretty fucking humbling if you ask me
>>11944907>>11944921>by other ownersThat's the problem. What about people who DON'T own them?
Couldn't find anything wonky with the back legs, anatomy checks out for me. Added cutie mark on Rarity and fixed her hair.
>>11944942It's fake anon
>>11944953well, everyone has to start somewhere
>>11944953Who the fuck cares about them?
If my 11 year old son wants a gun so he can make believe he's playing cod outside, you have no right to say I can't give him a gun
>>11944864Except the NRA is one of the leaders in gun safety towards children. It's unfortunate that you have been lied to for so long that you instantly assume the gun companies are the big bad oil companies but with guns.
>>11944958>"I can show you the world~"
>>11944229>Bringing snikerdoodles to an orgyWhy didn't I think of this?
>>11944958I wonder if Twilight is going to take Rarity on a magic carpet ride later
>>11944953then it's the responsibility of those who do own to educate those who don't
I'd prefer we talk about my dick rather than guns
>>11944942What the heck kind of face is that Dash
>>11945001That's the point. Gun owners aren't responsible.
>>11944968You should. They're writing your gun laws.
>>11945005Post it then
>>11944985I can do thisGENEROUS - FluttershyHONESTY - Rainbow DashLAUGHTER - Pinkie PieKINDNESS - RarityLOYALTY - Applejack
>>11945005But Rainbow Dash, you don't have a dick!
>>11944866How do ponies and humans do it?bareback
>>11944960Oh, um...well then...
>>11945005Nah let's talk about ponies and guns.
>>11944983>playing cod outsideIf he wants to play cod just throw him in the water
>>11944986DFC > Cow titsI wish all women had smooth chest. I'm sure the world would be a much better place.
>>11945020They've been trying to write our gun laws foreverfrankly I wouldn't mind tighter gun control, and I own 4
>>11944986Shut up Stocking, we still hate you
>>11945018The owners make efforts to educate, but the non-owners have an equal responsibility to listen
>>11944461>HALL OF FAME:7, 9, 23, 32, 34, 59, 66, 68, 69, 70, 74, 82, 87, 90, 91
>All this talk about guns.>When knives can stab you if you hold one!>And blunt objects can hit you!
>>11944798I agree fully. Still kinda funny though.
>>11944713I imagined a giant Hydra head with a tiny kid body.
>>11944983give him a toy then. He isn't ready for a real one yet
>>11945018>>11945001>Gun owners aren't responsibleI'm saying that we perhaps should rethink how easy it is to get a gun in the US, versus how little your average Joe/new gun owner knows about handling and using them safely.
>>11945073>no 5Fuck off, Rarifag
>>11945076And cars can run your ass overBombs can blow you upUh anything else Im forgetting
>>11945039That's literally the stupidest idea ever literally
>>11945039What about bullets in ponies?
>>11944984When the fuck did I say that?Go back and read the post this time.
>>11945020Actually, a lot of the people writing for stricter gun control are armed themselves and have armed bodyguards.They just think that they're better and you don't deserve to defend yourself
>>11945086SO DRAW ITDON'T STIFLE YOUR CREATIVITY
>>11945031How do you think I always place higher than the boys?
>>11945102BAN IT ALL, WE CAN LET GOD SORT IT OUT!Also ban God.
>>11945117because you're a cutie patootie
>>11945113I'm afraid to know but source
>>11945090feel free ask /k/ just how bad of an idea this is. I'd like to go back to horses if that's okay
>>11945117Because your lack of a penis makes you more aerodynamic?
>>1194509982 did it much better.
>>11945130>banning godIf only
>>11945103the distinct lack of slavshit is revolting
>>11945090>average Joe/new gun owner knows about handling and using them safely.Because average Joe is in a gang and/or shooting up a school...With a gun he got on the street...
>>11945137Nobody's stopping you from talking about horses, dipshit
>>11945149>Twilight will never magically remove your penis temporarily for your big race in the Falling of the Leaves
>gun talkI like to think in ancient pony Medevil times, Equestrian medicine wasn't what it was and doctors often just shot their patients over minor injuries. Like how our doctors just used leeches for everything.>"Doctor please, my leg is broken! The pain is so bad!">BLAM>"Doctor, I think I have an imbalance of the humors.">BLAM>"Doctor, I don't have insurance.">BLAM
>>11945136I can tell just from the thumbnail that it's by Badgerben.
>>11945117>Floppy horse dick making drag, slapping up, down, and against their thighs.
>>11945103>Pinkie Pie, remember the basics of CQC!
>>11945177Can she remove it permanently instead?Dicks are gross, I'd rather be a girl.
>>11945179>"Doctor we ran out of bullets!">'...'>'Load the scalpels....'>"The what?"
>>11945190Okay now you aren't even trying. Are you trying to get a writing partner?
>>11945152more like 82 stole it
>tfw want to fap>tfw it's too cold>tfw my hands are freezing
>>11945190I didn't think google would be able to find thisI was wrong
>>11945197>pegasi colts going through puberty learn a new meaning of the term whiplash the hard way
>>11945192Well that was certainly interesting
>>11945207Of course. In fact, you were on the gelding list anyway. It's Twilight's other job to survey males and pick which ones will be gelded.
>>11945214Not really. I'm just goofing around.
>>11945207I don't think that's a good idea anonhow will you go to the bathroom?
>>11945210Flechette is such a hardcore ammo type.
>>11945212Liek mossy nuggusts.
>>11945197>>11945149You guys...I am a boyI thought you knewEveryone knows
>>11945212>slavshitSlavshit are all the weapons made in Slavic countries and/or clones of those models.the moist nugget and SKS for a very long time were favorites for people in need of a rifle that won't break the bank
>>11945246too bad it's useless in reality
THROBBING FLARED HORSE COCKS ONE SUCKLE AWAY FROM SHOOTING 15 DAYS OF PENT UP CUM INTO YOUR THROAT
>>11945245Teleport it out of the bladder. Surely you can buy that service from a unicorn.
>>11945197they have sheaths you know
>>11945265Poor R.O.B., he deserves better.
>>11945265ALL OF THOSE POTATO PEELINS COULD FEED A VILLAGE FOR A WEEKOr it went something like that
Gun fanatics seem as silly as star wars fans or other cosplayer types to me. Little boys obsessed with toys, waiting with baited breath for someone to invade their home so they can live out their action movie fantasy. But I guess whatever makes you happy.
https://e621.net/post/show/349486/angel-animated-english_text-equine-female-fluttersshit tier vas
>>11945265Potato peeling was often considered one of the most tedious tasks ever devised, it was often used as punishment.
>>11945265This is my fetish
>>11945245Can I have a vagina?
>>11945265it's time to buy some things
>>11945278>oh well yeah!>sometime me and Rarity go hang outside Fluttershy's and teleport all of ours into her bladder for hours>It's hilarious
>>11945265Gee, what a potato!
>>11945298WE NEED TO BAN STARWARS IT TEACHES PEOPLE TO BE VIOLENT
>>11945237unfI might in the distant future draw a pegasus colt struggling to lift off carrying his huge cock. Which one.
>>11945298that's because you see the most outlandish ones and those ones stick in your mind the most
>>11945298I wish you could argue without being a pretentious, generalizing loser.But I guess whatever makes you happy.
>>11945314Draw your top fetish.
>>11945330Kind of like bronies.
>>11945302That's not vacuum cleaning. Or ironing
>>11945314Pinkie I'm right in front of you, you dont have to wave
>>11945324I only like realistic colt cocklettes
>>11945324there's enough art of featherweight with a big dong so make it rumble
>>11945265>that thread on /ck/ the other day>"post food related machines that are generally thought as stupid but you love">"post related, I fucking love the rotado"
Click Clack the guns coming out!
>>11945343kind of like every group of people, ever
>>11945358its still there
which pony is the edgiest
I love my guns. Especially my .45.Such a nice gun.
>>11945343YES, FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT>>11945347 potatao peeling is STILL used as a disciplinary action in the army if I recal correctly.
>>11945370so it is>>>/ck/4606905I forget how slow that board is sometimes
>>11945356I disagree on the first point, but so be it
>>11945361Stand back faggot.I brought knives to a gun fight!
Could guns even being used effectively against ponies? They seem pretty resistant to most forms of physical injury. How will we protect ourselves from the inevitable pony invasion?
>>11945413Put a silly hat on Johnny Depp..
>>11945298>But I guess whatever makes you happy.And then someone steals their gun, or a relative takes it and shoots up a place.
>>11945413Flamethrowers and napalm always work against regeneration
>>11945413But ponies have been shown to receive injury
>>11945413>not welcoming your new pony overlords
>>11945413Why would you want to use a gun on a cute pony?
>>11945435Can you stop baiting, /pol/? We're trying to pony over here.
>>11945413Why would I shoot a pony?I like pony
>>11945447I agree.I prefer armored warfare and artillery.
>>11945447They are drowning your kids and is currently on the 3rd
>>11945413We will use our dicks, Anon.
>>11945413*BOOM BOOM CRASH*That's all it takes for a pony to break into your home with the intent of raping and murdering you.So why don't you own a gun?
>>11945383The ones that argue for and against guns in their My Little Human threads, because all the ponies know that's unrelated.Not that Equestria could be a much more viscious place, but what if there is more crime on the show than we're led to believe?
>>11945467I always knew those ponies hated goats.
>>11945493>>11945412Is about to get arrested.
>>11945461>Can you stop baiting, /pol/?/pol/ is far right racist. They're pro guns. Any anti gun posts are by leftists.
>>11945476>Pinkie Pie rapes anon with her collection of toys
>>11945413"General! How will we beat these goddamn ponies?! They're invincible!"Call THEM in."S-Sir, we can't! The destruction would be..."I said do it! Call in... the MLPG.
>>11945495>prisons>banishmentI don't think we've gotten the full story.
>>11945537>gun owners are racist/pol/ PLEASE leave
>>11945537there are lots of people on the left that love guns too.
>>11945482But what if they just want to cuddle aggressively?
>>11945566>serial cuddler apologistsPeople like you are the worst
>>11945493>Daily MailThey make things up and slant stories. Everything is designed to enrage poor racist working class folk. Every story is pretty much>MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING TO GET YOU
>>11945495We'vew only seen one place with really high society and one nice neigh-borhood.For all we know manehatten is a crime infested shithole worse than 20th century NYC
>>11945558>>gun owners are racistThey typically are. Specially down south.
>>11945556Gilda was clearly banished after stealing in Griffon the Brush Off.
>>11945600not really, that is a stereotype perpetuated by confirmation bias
>>11945586http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/10/myleene-klass-knife-intrudershttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8451369.stmThanks for the warning though, sport
If you're such a pussy that you can't stand to be around an inanimate object, be my guest, be defenseless.I'm keeping my guns though.
>>11945600Correlation doesn't necessarily mean causation etc etc
First time taking my hand at drawing, MLPG.I went out and bought supplies and then tried my hand.I don't think it came out too well. I just drew a person. Dunno if it's a guy or girl.How did I do?Any requests?
Here's an idea kiddos, how about you all shut the fuck up?
>>11945600Why don't you actually come down here and hang around gun owners before you spout bullshit?
>>11945586>MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING TO GET YOU>Because they totally didn't blow up that buss.>Or behead that soldier.
>>11945650Draw a pony
>>11945650Draw a ponk
>>11945586Yesss, good goyim. Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about. Muslims are kind, tolerant people who just want to help.
>>11945495the need to distinguish the party cannon from a cannon implies the existence of cannons, combine this with the canon existence of tanks and it is not unreasonable to conclude that guns are a thing in magichorseland
IVE GATHERED THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE A TIME SORBET
>>11945655>kiddosMan it IS like I'm on /k/
>>11945685>Good goyim>Defend muslimsRetard
>>11945658A liberal is literally incapable of viewing different opinions without assuming they are wrong.And then blaming the other side for it all.
HEY ANON THE FAGGOT POLICE CALLEDTHEYRE LOOKING FOR YOU
>>11945685>Muslims are kind, tolerant people who just want to help.All the ones I have met are.
>>11945650It's pretty neat, anon. Try drawing a horse!
This pony is my favorite kind of bug.
>>11945688They're unrelated.We've seen canons and tanks, but you'll never see a gun on the show.Stop talking about them here.
>>11945704Who do you think is the biggest proponent of multi-culturalism?
>>11945650>first timeDamn, that's pretty good actually.Draw Pinkie Pie interacting with that drawing.
>>11945704Jews want to pit their enemies against each other.
>>11945703I cut it from this long ago
>>11945655Why don't you go take a nap, Gildaisn't that what cats do?
>>11945709Is that a big phone or a tiny pony?
>>11945714Until one blows up on you.
>>11945722That's not a horse.
>>11945735I like it.
Pony asks if you think her butt looks big.How do you respond?
>>11945709Then why'd they call you, faggot?
>>11945734>>11945729HmmI'm starting to think that people who talk about this stuff might not be the smartest
>>11945728We will never see them on the show and i would prefer it that way, but it does not seem unreasonable to assume that they do exist there.
>>11945753Dayum that ass if fat
>>11945708>A conservative is literally incapable of viewing different opinions without assuming they are wrong.>And then blaming the other side for it all.This is literally true. They have lower IQs.
>>11945743but what apples should I invest in, I's gonna be rich
>>11945753"Does big mean gorgeous?"
>>11945714All people are basically goodexcept the ones who arent
>>11945753I measure the butt and compare it to the statistical average.
>>11945738Griffons only sleep like half as much as cats!12 hours a day, tops
>>11945753Depends on the pony I guess
>>11945772Oh boy, are we going to have THAT argument now?
I figured people would ask for pone, so I drew some in advance. I don't like how they came out.It's my first time, be gentleFuck that, give me hard critique
>>11945773Put all your money in all the apples.
>>11945760>no Mainiac songYou [disappoint] me...
>>11945805>wings on neck
>Being afraid of MuslimsAll of my best friends are IslamicAnd my heritage is JewishThere are far more twatty Jews and Christians than Muslims in my experience
>>11945753"Hold on, let me take a few steps back to be able to see all of it."
>>11945805Did you check out the /art/ sticky?
>>11945805It certainly stands out, that's for sure
I just realized Tex anon looks like some anime character.
>>11945827>Jew defending multi-culturalism and immigrantsPOL WAS RIGHTPOL IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>11945805Are you hiding something lewd under that hand, Anon?
>>11945848>I just now realized this
>>11945802Might as well get this over and done withJEWS DID ITHITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>11945848He looks like a lot of anime characters
>>11945848Maybe if he was slapping ponies.
>>11945827In my experience, Muslims in America are the kind that don't actually follow Islam at all, but will drop everything and declare their die-hard allegiance to it if called out on itThey just like to belong, I guess
>>11945848Except nowhere near as well drawn.
>>11945874THE ONLY THING HITLER DID WRONG WAS FAIL
>>11945753Can I give it a squeeze.
>>11945805>>11945650>try to art for 5 years>can barely draw a good circle>this faggot tries for first time>bretty gud on furst timthis world is unjust. I only want to art
Why do people think Fluttershy would get high
>>11945874Travon should have not attacked Zimmerman.
>>11945872Why is Pinkie Pie making this face?This isnt a smile
does pony believe in a thing called love
>>11945900something something hippies
>>11945912Well yeah, I thought that was obvious.Why'd you even post that?
>>11945805I've always liked styles like this.
>>11945883>...OUT OF ART SCHOOL
>>11945900Because she has wings!
>>11945915[What is love]?
>>11945879>In my experience, Christians in America are the kind that don't actually follow Christianity at all, but will drop everything and declare their die-hard allegiance to it if called out on itFixed that for ya
>>11945910You called her a name
>>11945900She lives alone in with a bunch of animals on the outskirts of Ponyville, next to a dangerous forestWhy would the most cowardly pony live next to the Everfree Forest unless she were growing things in it?also she's totally a hippie
>>11945922Cutie Mark Crusaders as the recruits from the Ogre Battle series.
>>11945922Applebloom crawling in Princess Celestia's mane
>>11945912>>11945947what a fail
>>11945947See >>11945927And nice fuckup
>>11945915Would you listen to the rhythm of their heart?
>>11945912That...wow.Made zero sense.Let me help you....>In my experience, Christians in Ameria are the the kind that don't follow Christianity at all, but will let their sons get molested and declare their die hard allegiance to it if called out on it.
>>11945810what if pony accidentally swallowed coins
>>11945983then I wold open pony to get them back
>>11945983Then she'd finally have a little self worth!
>>11945983I would give them a tall glass of salty milk
Please follow these guidelines, as set out by the Prophet Muhammad. Praise be upon him.
>>11945960Oh sorry, I meant to say Ponku Pu
Pony hasn't called me in 2 monthsI don't think pony likes me anymoreI don't have any friends now
>>11946011That's really depressing, Scrubbles
>>11946025>the flip rotates around her assPinkie Pie positive for preposterously proportioned posterior
>>11946050Pony will do nothing but betray you anyway, you're better off
>>11946027>No music or concertsAre you fucking kidding me?
>>11946059What else is he supposed to do, Anon? You hate him after all.
>>11946050>having friends>ever>not growing increasingly bitter with resentment>not shitposting about it on MLPG
>>11946050I haven't seen pony in 13 daysI-I guess it's over.
>>11946079Islam wants you to live in the stone age.Literally.Meanwhile they want the military to have nukes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYhPLEaxrYkWhy aren't you using Al Jazeera English as your main source of World News?
>>11946089I'm not bitterIt's obviously my fault that I've got no friends
>>11946094>Islam is one giant monolithic blockOh, so it's okay to generalize about Muslims but not about gun toting Americans? Yeah, nice double standards there Americunts.
>>11946107I use BBC. Still better than any American news source
>>11946107I doABC + SBS +Al Jezeera master race
>>11946068I want to pink butt
>>11946093Take some initiative, anon. You can't expect the pony to do everything.
I think this pon is pretty, but not as pretty as Applejack.
>>11946139pony confirmed for multi-jointedfuck they are so flexible
>>11946127But that was not the same guy. Also, the extreme elements of those islamic beliefs want to restrict everyone. Those who favor second amendment rights want fewer restrictions on everyone.
>>11946151Pony confirmed for autobot as well
>>11946113I just don't know what went wrong. There's just nothing about me that will catch anyone's eye. I'll work on it this summer and maybe do one more attempt.
>>11946127no one said it was okay, and I doubt one anon speaks for 300 million people
>>11946087maybe you should come closer
>>11946127>Says the fucks who will blow Russia for some old bombs to make an IED
>>11946027Aside from the no music that seems pretty good.
>>11946140Why would pony like me? I'm just a loser...
>>11946207>no pornSay goodbye to 4chan
>>11946050Pony has difficulty using a phone.
>>11946211Then make an effort to better yourself for the pony.
>>11946180Sand chimps will take one persons words and imply them for an entire country. It's how they think. They are all mind controlled to figure the rest of the world acts like they do and any change against them is sin.
>>11946228But pony isn't even real.
>>11946207>>11946221Muslims are capable of being hypocrites just like anyone else.
>>11946228Tex, stop being so positive all the time... it hurts.
>>119462214chan is more than just porn anon.
>>11946255>Tex, stop being so positive all the time... it hurts.He shitposts as anon, I'm sure of it.