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time for best pony
post rarity
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This is a bad general
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y'all want to apples apples apples apples
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>>11943223
>rarity
>best
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Do you have a bro4life?
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>No backlink
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Ok :)
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im almost ready
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>>11943241
Not really. I don't have any friends.
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>>11943241
Do you?
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>>11943213
>Yes, but I'd rather not post it until I finish the sketch.

You're too self conscious.
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>>11943223
>no topic
>no previous horse
>wrong subject
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>>11943242
>two Rarity threads in one day
hell yeah
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But op, I thought you said time for best pony. But then you said post rarity. What do rarity pictures have to do with twilight?
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>>11943256
ooh, what's this
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>hape
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>>11943256
I HOPE THIS IS ANOTHER PINKIEQUEST

I HOPE IT GETS ABANDONED AT THE BEST PART
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>>11943241
I want a 2 bros
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>>11943263
I don't even think I care faggot
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>>11943282
I'm really starting to hate these Zebras
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>tfw no drawing of Applejack performing cock and ball torture on Tex-anon
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>>11943285
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
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>>11943289
I'm sure he's drawn it for his own personal use
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>>11943223
That's a funny way to spell pinkie
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>>11943300

NO ONE HORSE FUCKS LIKE GASTON
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>>11943288
Too bad, I like them.
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>>11943223
Not so sure about best pony, but she is part of best ship
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>>11943155

>Let's draw some shit.

Alright.
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>>11943289
I'd much rather see tex-anon delivering some good-natured teasing to AJ
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>>11943307
>another braces picture to add to my collection
based anon
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>>11943304
>With his tiny dick
I wouldn't be able to unf at it at all
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>>11943300
HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR HAIR
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>>11943300
that pony is at perfect blowjob height
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>>11943315
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>>11943315
Twirity?
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>>11943285
what the heck sweetie belle don't swear!
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>>11943315
That's not flutterdash though
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>>11943213
See, like that >>11943237
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>>11943307
That's not how you say Fluttershy.
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>$297 for 3 nights
>$70 pass for Brony Con
>$20 booze pass to drink with the stars
>~$50 to gas
>Only have about $170 for buying shit

This is one expensive hobby
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>>11943155
What should I draw?
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>>11943315
I don't care much for ships withing the core cast, but I'm inclined to agree.
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>>11943315
draw it
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>>11943271
something for the future

>>11943281
yah
nah
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>>11943340
Just admit it Tex, you're bi and you like CBT
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>>11943344
just buy shit second hand and save your dosh
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>>11943329
>>11943336
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>>11943336
Xieril is young and inexperienced and doesn't appreciate the fine nature of FlutterDash yet.
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>>11943315
Braeburn and soarin ship will always have a place in my heart after Social Standards
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>>11943359
>Screenshot_on_2013-07-07_(...).png
GONNA NEED MORE
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>>11943359
WOAH

CAN'T POST THAT ON A CHRISTIAN FORUM
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>>11943345
pony struggling with a giant 20-sided die
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>>11943371
nop
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>>11943345
Applejack getting frusterated eating a banana, with Pinkie saying "bananananananananana..."
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>>11943345
F-I-Z-Z-L-E
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>>11943362
I'm sorry, anon. I'm straight and rather vanilla apart from ponies.
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>>11943352
I don't feel like it. Plus I'm studying for my finals.
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I bet my dick is smaller then Tex's

I-I wouldn't mind if you call it my "useless little bitchclitty"
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>>11943362
Cognitive behavioral therapy?
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Day 137
7/7/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,544 (Running Total: 834,421)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 28,436 (Running Total: 3,652,230)

Do ponies ever get ponied out?

That must be terrible if possible.
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>>11943399
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>>11943416
Are we slowing down or is /mlp/ speeding up?

or both?
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>>11943359
Pony blowjobs are superior to personhorse blowjobs

http://i.imgur.com/fpLTqxy.png
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>>11943416

Yes that is why pony had to human for a while.
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>>11943408
>tfw I'll never find a cute guy with a dick smaller than 4" or larger than 9"
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>>11943414
It's actually cold-blooded tickles.
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>>11943416
Running out of puns on only day 137?
What would Scrubbles think?
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>>11943440
B-but it's only 5"

I can take some pills so I can't get erect
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>>11943446
Could a pony actually be that crazy? To tickle someone like that?
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>>11943440
That'd suck to have a penis so small that the only people interested are weird faggots who use you as their dancing bear
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I wanted to add anon, but I wanted to make a joke with him and couldn't think of one. Off to another request.
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>>11943433
Neither, really. /mlp/ was only slightly faster than usual, and ours are normal as well.
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>>11943440
nine inches is a lot to choke on
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>>11943465
Can you draw teeange dash and FS playing D&D?
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>>11943465
Oh gosh, that is a really cute Fluttershy, Flak

You've really improved
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>tfw leth is ded
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>>11943465
>filename
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>>11943458
But that's not even small, Anon
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>no alcohol for 48 hours because of surgery
>need to use two hands to drink because my hands are shaking so bad

I NEED MY PONE AND I NEED IT NOW
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>>11943488
DON'T SAY THAT

IT'S TINY AND USELESS

At least I still have my mouth and as to use.
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>>11943498
what happened?
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>>11943498
>alcoholic

Disgusting
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>>11943486
Deal with it nerd

They're both pretty.
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>>11943498
>Have to dose up on sleeping meds to sleep otherwise can't.
>Every time I have to fucking get my medical insurance I have to detox from my extreme alcoholism.
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>>11943514
No one uses Goggles anymore
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>>11943519
>He hates creativity.
Please, most of the feelworks was written by a couple wasted dudes.
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DID PINK PINKEM QUEST GET A SEQUEL
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>>11943542
>needing to poison yourself to be "creative"

That's REALLY sad.
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>>11943542

>defending alcoholism

even worse
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>>11943542
>>11943542
>most of the feelworks was written by a couple wasted dudes

>most of it

You really think that, don't you?
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>>11943544
Who what now?
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>>11943191
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>>11943527
>>11943527

http://hamsnetwork.org/taper/

this is what I used last time, but if you've dt'd before, you should probably go to a hospital in case you seize, xanax, klonopin, ativan, or any kind of benzo will help with the taper and reduce likelihood of seizures
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Would Celestia demand nukes from you all the time in Civilization
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http://e621.net/post/show/349251/3d-animated-clothing-dragon-v0942-equine-female-fe
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>>11943548
>poison

Oh don't you get all faggoty on me.
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>>11943474
>playing D&D with only two people
Besides, who would DM? Dash would think it's too nerdy and Flutters wouldn't have brought it up. Add more ponies
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>>11943583
no
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Whatever you say, OP.
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>>11943568
Now draw her as a skeleton in that same pose
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>>11943574

I want to scream

but so does my boner
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>>11943576
But that's what it is.

Alcohol IS poison.Why do you think they call it "inTOXICated"?
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>>11943344
Con going is retarded and I can't wait until the MLP con fad dies. It's already starting to die. That Las Pegasus fiasco hopefully scared a lot of people away.
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>>11943561
shooped. I just checked faggot
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>>11943568
Can you draw some cute Barb?
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>>11943542
But I wright loads of the informal, non-pastebinned stuff, and I never drink.
It's the least I can do for you guys.
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sex with applejack
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>>11943565
>tfw typing some of those stories looking at my keyboard and thinking it looked like it was made of moss.

Granted that was sleep medication, not alcohol. But damn... it made it hard to type.
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Has anyone tried that twitch.tv app on the 360? If so, can it stream?

If so, who wants to watch me play vidya one of these days? It'll contain a lot of "OH GOD OH FUCK SHIT AAAAAA I MEANT TO DO THAT", just so you know.
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>>11943615

WHY IS THAT IMAGE NOT SHAKING?
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Have you finished those projects?
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>>11943608
maybe if you're an Indian
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>>11943608
Why do they call it a depressant if it makes some people happy drunks?
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>>11943641
>implying I'll ever get around to it
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>>11943646
>Why do they call it a depressant
because it messes with your breain chemistry.
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>>11943608
If it's bad for you why isn't it illegal?
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>>11943629
You'll have to wait until AJ Quest for that.

Or until someone requests it I guess. But where's the fun in that.
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>>11943618

>Rarifags in charge of reading comprehension.
Truly worst pony.
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>>11943651
>right
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>>11943659
So do stimulants.

Drugs:1 Atheists:0
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>>11943641
I don't know why, but it made me chuckle
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What is the best way to masturbate to pony?
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>>11943669
FUCKDAMMIT
I really hoped nobody would see that.
Ahem, write. There we go.
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hoodie
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>>11943684

with your favorite fetish
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>>11943684
stimulate her asshole
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>>11943612
pfft

I think it's time you moved past last March
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>>11943632
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What if

Pone was real
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>>11943691
welp, time to finish background pony
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>>11943692
But anon, pony IS my favorite fetish.
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>>11943687
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>>11943705
good job
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>>11943713
she dies in the end
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I want to see a story about filly Twilight
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>>11943684
I'd say your hands.

Intimate, simple, readily available.
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>>11943715

then with your second favorite fetish
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>>11943705
MUCH BETTER, I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY TONIGHT
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>>11943709
Pone probably wouldn't like me anyway.
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I hate everything
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Take some cookie dough
Put an oreo in the middle
Put more cookie dough on top

Why haven't you thought of this?
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>>11943691
She needs to be careful. Somebody could shoot her and claim self-defense.
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>>11943740
Because I like not having diabetes.
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>>11943717
>tfw this keeps happening to me
>tfw nowhere to hide
Why even include a delete option, it only ever increases my shame
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>>11943739
Sweetie Drops pls
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First off, writers of MLPG, teach me your ways.

Secondly, I need a funny filename.
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>>11943739
One day in the future, every man will be able to own a blowjob giving pony
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>>11943739
That's a mare
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>>11943767
>MLPG
>Writers
ha. Anon chased away all of the writers that came here.
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>>11943440
>tfw you'll never gain access to SB's 8"
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>>11943739
dat furaffinity filename
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>>11943789
oh fuck this shit is totally canon
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>>11943793
>that he doesn't have

I won't stop
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>>11943767
>anon posts aninmu shit instead of ponies.gif
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>>11943785
the same damn anon too.
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>>11943767
>writers of MLPG
I don't think any of them are here at the moment. What are you trying to ask, anyway?
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>>11943785
I won't go until it's over.
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>>11943767
....Teach you what, exactly?
You've shown you can use a keyboard, now use it. Seriously. Hands on is best practice.

>>11943785
I'm still here. Just forgetting when I said I'd put stuff out and having tech issues. Because I know not enough shame yet.
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SO GET UP
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>>11943793
>>11943804
How did this rumor get started?
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>>11943813
>>11943816
How do I increase my word count, but not make it flatout padding?

>>11943805
Har har.
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>>11943819
AND GET DOWN
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>>11943793
>>11943804
>You'll never have a false rumor that you've got an 8" dick spread around
Because I do have an 8" dick
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>>11943804
Neither will I
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>Eurobeat fucked a Rarity cos-player
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>>11943828
read the scene to yourself out loud, do the words flow? If not, revise them.
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>>11943826

I guess because he likes hyper?
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>>11943826
Some anon posted that he was 8". Some idiot said "HEY, DATS ESSBEE'S POASTING STEYEL"
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>>11943828
I'm pretty sure it's obvious that we were one and the same, but I meant to do that.
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>>11943828
Descriptors and incorporating environment details.
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>>11943223
fuck rarity
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>>11943838

then stop bragging about it and go use it
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>>11943838
Go commission something, Nanaki.
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>>11943846
HOLY SHIT

WHO WAS IT

WHERE WAS IT

SAUCE
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>>11943848
>>11943854
>>11943856
are you seriously giving advice to a shit poster?
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>>11943852
that's more cute than anything.
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>>11943852
I....guess?

I thought in the original she had a condom wedged in her cheeks. Something must've been wrong with the transparency of the object.
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>>11943826
Someone depressed claimed to have an 8 incher
SB is depressed and likes big dicks. So it makes sense

That Anon and him should get together anyway
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>>11943846
He came in here before and dispelled the rumor.
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>>11943612
Nigga this shit is already dead and decaying. What you're seeing now is basically the vengeful ghost that refuses to leave its haunting ground.
You followed up on any of the cons recently? The show staff doesn't even talk about the show anymore, they just read Star Wars scripts and play board games while bronies sit around and watch with slack-jawed stares and touch eachother
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>>11943856
>incorporating environment details.
I'd be fuzzy on this one. Prattering on the weather for a while might be seen as passing.
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>Jailbait's a girl
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>>11943874
yeah let's shit up the thread more in response to a shitposter
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>>11943767
Step 1: Get a keyboard.
Step 2: Use the keyboard, if you press on they keys they will produce letters.
Step 3: Enough letters in the right place will create words, these are fundamental in making a story.
Step 4: Make sure you make the words all neat and able to be read in a way that pleases the reader.
Step 5: Pump enough sex into the story to cover up your errors.
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>>11943465
A little late but this is great, thanks Flak
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>>11943819
STANDING HERE
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>>11943826
Some posted their size with an image of the nerd pony. It was very stylized and to some it looked like he type of image he would post. It's really just a rumor, albeit a flattering one.
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>>11943846
not big surprise
btw when was he here?
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>>11943846
Cosplayers come in all shapes and sized bro, you gotta link a pic or eh.

Anyone can get a hambone
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>>11943874
I need to contribute something.

Besides, I haven't done shit today, besides admit to my mistake of forgetting my Quest was today. So how about you get the fuck over it?

>>11943898
I laughed.

>>11943899
I laughed even harder at that end.

Thanks MLPG, I feel less depressed!
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>>11943886
>He came in here
u-unf?
>dispelled the rumor
>"I did not have sexual relations with that cosplayer"
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>>11943895

Same as PHN, Tess and Mewball rite?
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Gay dragons everywhere
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>>11943939
and Hoppip
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>you will never a cosplayer
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>>11943952
The only one I liked was the chubby Rarity

She isn't chubby any more.
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>>11943922
Do you have a plan for what you're going to write?
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>>11943952
>sandwich
what
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>>11943963
Really? Pics?
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>>11943893
Well that's where you use your own judgment.

I was talking more about scents, visuals, things that enhance a scene. Not necessarily being like, "Fluttershy knocks you over, squeezing you tightly as a thousand thank you's wash over you like the warm sunshine of the pleasant day the two of you are sharing, complete with fluffy clouds, a cool breeze, blah blah blah blah."

You obviously wouldn't do that.

I was talking more like, "Fluttershy knocks you over, squeezing you tightly as a thousand thank you's wash over you as you thud against the soft grass. You laugh as you return the hug, struck by the pleasant scent of her mane and the softness of her coat as she holds tightly onto you."

Just...I don't know, basic stuff?
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>>11943630

Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I know none of my writing resulted from alcohol or strong drugs.

Just loneliness and boredom.
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>>11943963
Do you mean Thickity?
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>>11943965
shit posting
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>>11943920
Why is no one shocked that the moon has fallen?
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>>11943967
Gal's gotta eat.
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>>11943963
Raritities?
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>>11943975
>fucking that thing
ffs is he that desesperated?
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>>11943967

She ducked under the bridge to heal but some Rariscrub snuck up and ambushed her.
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>>11943952
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7NSlBA6ld
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>>11943967
They want you to make a FlutterxAnonxRarity sandwich. Duh.
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>>11943965
Yes, but it's rather barebones. Let me guess, expand that first?
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>>11943987
I FUCKING WOULD
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>>11943937

It just felt weird just out of the blue he pops in and says no-mater what is posted don't believe their lies.
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>>11943987
Oh yeah because you can TOTALLY get better
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>>11943997
I almost lost my dignity, Anon. Fuck you.
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>>11943997
I remember this.

It's still as bad as I remember.
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Anything fun happening?
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>>11943601
You got it.
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>>11943987
>Not fucking that
The fuck man
You gay?
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>>11943999
Oh no, man, I am in NO position to give advice on writing. Just curious.
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>>11944012
I can fuck a normal girl not a pig
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>>11943997
It's shit
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>>11944022

yes
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>>11944022
No
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>>11944022
Gay dragons
Gay zebras
Big cock bullshit

The usual
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>>11943890

Show staff still go to Cons?
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Since we're humans now (if only vaguely), would any of you guys know any good humanized fapfics?
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>>11943999
I'd just recommend visualizing the scene in your head, and writing what flows naturally. Then go back and edit it a bit and see how it looks. Have someone else read it over and make any corrections you agree with.

Or just write off the top of you head and give it over to MLPG. Worked for me.
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>>11944034
Yeah okay.... buddy you know not everyone is a model
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>>11943993
You should combine your art skills and latin charm and I'm sure you wouldn't have problem getting hot cosplayers at cons if you really wanted
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>>11944025
What a stupid pony, it already happened
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>>11943997

Is that meant to be Rarity?
Because it just sounds like the Jessy from the 4kids Pokemon dub.
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>>11943997
Awkward
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>>11944022
8" dicks
Yours specifically
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>>11944068
I didn't said a model
I said a normal girl
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>>11944045
2/3 ain't bad.
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>>11944073
It's supposed to be Trixie

Seth commissioned it
Supposedly
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>>11943890

To be fair, that was a pretty awesome Jenga match.
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>>11944073
I thought it was Trixie for some reason.
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>>11944022
Pretty sure you've seen this floating around
>>11943793
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>>11944057
wow, you're really out of touch
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>>11944057
Yeah they get dosh and a decent vacation
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Is Rose drawing just one boner too much to ask? Just for the anatomical study?
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>>11944069
>implying the cosplayers I've seen at the cons in here are even remotely like that
Cons here suck, man.
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>>11944089
Wow mang #so edgy #swag #fedora's
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>>11944099
No comment.
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believe in your dreams
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>>11944132
nice argument
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>>11944134
inb4 CONFIRMED OH MY GOD LET ME SUCK IT
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>>11944134
COME ON MAN
OUR DICKLUST IS DRIVING US MAD
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>>11944059
Poor Rainbow Dash and her enormous tits getting in the way of her sports.
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>>11944117
That's why you might need to travel to thebigger cons in the US
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>>11944114

Rose has dickphobia.

That's why she only likes emasculated girly boys.
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>>11944134
Where's his neck, SB? What'd you do to his neck?
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>>11944025
little late but it's great
now I just need to put them in panels
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>>11944094
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>>11944141
I do, but the military doesn't.
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Choose one personhorse/pony and one sexual act, make it count
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>>11944163
It's really thick.
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>>11944160
>I will never find a girl like that
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>>11943612
Bro I just spent the last 3 days at Everfree Northwest. This shit is alive and growing. My gues is that attendence tripled over last year. As well in the last few hours of the con they opened registration for 2014 and the last time I walked by there was about 10 people in line.
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>>11944157
she's gonna have horrible back problems
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>>11944178
Rainbow Dash
Deep throating.
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>>11944183
SO YOU'RE THICK, TOO?
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>>11944189
Not if she exercises properly.
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>>11944174

This is seriously what goes on at Cons now?
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>>11944178
Twilight Sparkle, marital vaginal intercourse
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>>11944134
You do realise that "no comment" is almost always just a way of saying "I don't want to admit it"
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>>11944157
she's got to bind those babies back
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>you will never have an orgy with some cosplayers
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>>11944185
>attendence tripled over last year
ride, stopping, never, etc.
Seriously though that's a little horrifying
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>>11944178
Trixie.
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pleasure.
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>>11944178
This one, tonguejob
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>>11944213
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>>11944208
Or "I don't want to disappoint" or "This rumor is flattering, why blow it?"
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>>11944213
good
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>>11944158
One day, Anon.
One day.
US Cons sound like a lot of fun if you go with buddies, all those people who got wasted as shit on FiestaEquestria sound like they had a blast.
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>>11944204

That broken game sold for $110 at the action
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>>11944231
>why blow it?

UNF
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>>11944178
Sensual touching.
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>>11944157
>Dash
>big tits

You are a horrible person
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>>11944205
This was my choice
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>>11944229
I'm waiting for the scared girl in the corner
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>>11944205
>>
GUYS

YOU'D BLOW HIM AND LET HIM FUCK YOU NO MATTER HOW SMALL OR BIG HE IS
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>>11944157
Absolutely disgusting.

There's big tits, then there's that. That's just too much, especially for one who's super athletic.
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>>11944204
It was better than another VA panel where they get asked How to get into the VA business, Who their favorite pony is, WILL YOU READ MY FAmmpghmpm, What was your hardest/funniest/favorite line to record, How do you feel about the Brony Community/Fandom/Family, And also could you do that one line in your characters voice?
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>>11944218
>Watching the stream of the latest con.
>The Flim Flam brothers cosplay's show up.
>No mustache.
>At all.
>Not even a fake one.

I want that shirt tho.
Because I could totally pull it off.
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>>11944253
I at least like them moderately sized
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>>11944213

I only want to have sex with Inuitinua.
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>>11944280
Care to give some good examples?
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Trap snails is my second favorite trap colt.
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>>11944157
>Dash
>Anything over a B cup
>>
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH PONY
PONY HAS SEX WITH YOU
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>you will never be mistaken for a bug and be swallowed alive by applebloom on a dare
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>>11944304
GOOD THATS HOW I WANT IT.
NONE OF THIS "Oh, take me anon," shit.

I WANT HER TO TAKE SOME INITIATIVE TOO.

FUCK I'M WRITING THAT NEXT.
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>>11944277

Voice Acting is pretty easy, and there's not much to it as opposd to writing. That's also why VA's are dumb as a brick typically. See Tara.
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>>11944277
>Someone asks them to say "Nyx is something or other"

Holy shit, I think bronies cannot get any more retarded and they bring up THAT!
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>>11944304
Yes anon, that's kinda how these things work.
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Why would ANYONE comment on a rumor about having a big cock

Confirm it:WE NEED PROOF
Deny it: NOW THEY KNOW I'M SMALLER THEN THEY THOUGHT
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>>11944310
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>>11944322
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>>11944304
Did you say you have sex with a horse?
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>>11944322
I'm eating, Bruce.
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>>11944322
Make your sketch layer as dead as your parents and I will.
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>>11944325
Doesn't Andrea Libman have an engineering degree?
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>>11944326
That was definitely the worst of the questions
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>>11944268
Yes.
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>>11944343
>jontron will never, ever make a new video about anything, ever again.
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>>11944363
Yes, she really is perfect
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>>11944366
It wasn't even a question as it was weaponized spaghetti.
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>>11944369
>the Game Grumps intro will never sound quite right again
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>>11944360
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>>11944218
Cons still do real world good too. The charity auction here raised $21k for Children's Hospital.

If this fandom has one thing it's money.
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>>11944363
>>11944387
What kind of engineering
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>>11944325
>Andrea is trained in engineering
Not always, it appears.
>>11944326
Wasn't as bad as the Molestia guy. We've yet to see anybody top him.
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>>11944401
Furries do have money.
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>>11944170
Well I had to draw it.
Next time I'll stop being lazy and use something that isn't ms paint.
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>>11944405
>What kind of engineering

Cock Milking
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>>11944363
Didn't help her win a game of Jenga against a balding fat man wearing a fedora
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>>11944366

>worst question
>not this
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>>11944420
Can you draw a monster shota?
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One day I'm going to work up the courage to post my dick when MLPG has gone full /soc/
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>>11944322
You wouldn't understand my art, Batman.
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>>11944405
Civil if I recall correctly
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>>11944424
>you will never be hooked up to a cock milking machine as Twilight tests out human sex
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>>11944326
I was sitting next to the question line. That guy was carrying a Nyx plushie. Pretty clear head case.
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Daily reminder these people will won day rule the world
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>>11944437
just post it already
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>>11944430
In that particular VA panel, I mean.
They have "quality control" yet this shit still passes
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>>11944437
>encouraging ml/soc/g
Please, stop.
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>>11944424
So fluid dynamics
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>>11944428
This is pretty much why I dread a friendly game of Jenga with my friends
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>>11944437
You could do it on /unf/...
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>>11944437
You're anon

Do it.
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>>11944449
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>>11944447
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>>11944428
I was in the stream, he was pretty clearly hacking. Andrea didn't want him to loose face so she just kept going as long as she could. inb4 unfing
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>>11944437
I'm self conscious about showing people my junk because I only have one testicle.
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>>11944461
The 2012 waifu wall was better
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>>11944399
>>11944369

GOOD

Game Grumps is high tier fucking cancer.
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>>11944437
Or you could just post it on the sub or on /soc/
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>>11944476
>50 mL
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>>11944435
I'm not Glitter Glue
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>>11944430
Even without sound this is painful to watch...
It's like he is adrift in a sea of his own autism.
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>>11944490

the 2012 one was more waifu and less jokes
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>>11944485
Dude

We aren't looking at your ball(s)
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>>11944503
What'd he ask
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>>11944478
YOU WILL NEVER UN SEE IT!
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>>11944501
He doesn't draw monster shotas
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>>11944437
please don't
less people want to see your dick than you think
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>>11944461
>68
>69
>70

ahahaha
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>>11944461
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>>11944509
Well in a literal sense yes
But it was more spontaneous and funnier.
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>>11944485
That just makes it special.
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>>11944485
Cut the other one off to equalize things out.
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>>11944462
>>11944437
I know myself and one other anon have done it. Join the club.
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>>11944494
i enjoyed it because it reminded me of what it was like to have friends
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>>11944494
Their shirt commercials were great though.
Now those shirts are pretty much collectibles now, ;_;
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>>11944518
If the VA for Celestia thought of Celestia as a tyrant or a molester like Molestia.
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>>11944518

If I remember correctly he was asking how they felt about pony Rule 34.
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>>11944524
Seconded.
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>>11944523
So you're say there is an untapped market?
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>>11944531

Spontaneous yes, funnier is an opinion

I like this one more because I kept putting off posting something for the 2012 one until it was too late
>>
pony is a ghost
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>>11944524
3rd
why do I have to ask people not to post their penis on mlpg
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>>11944528
shitty raifu would not operate
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Another sketch done, not the happiest with this, but I like it overall.
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>>11944556
Well that's a good reason for you to like it more, but as well all know my onion is greater than your opinion.
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>>11944553
Completely, and everyone loves cute little monster boys
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>>11944568
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>>11944513
I know, but it just makes me so nervous.

I think I have a pretty nice dick, but the whole one ball thing kind of ruins things.
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>>11944576
I like the expressions, but Rarity's back legs are wonky
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>>11944547

Oh wait nevermind.
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>>11944576
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
SHINING SHIMMERING WHY AREN'T YOU AN ALICORN YET RARITY
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>>11944576
Rarity's expression is really cute
nice job
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>>11944583
Now here's something I can get behind
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>>11944578

except for in this case
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>>11944576
The mane made me think it was trixie at first
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>>11944607
anon...
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>>11944589
Then just put on boxers and slip your cock through.
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>>11944503

>that sad, lonely Waddle of Shame back to his seat

Why does he look like he shit his pants? How hard is it for these people to walk upright with a little dignity?
>>
Guys, I have a penis, but nobody wants it. What do?
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>>11944622
I want it.

As long as it's suckable.
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>>11944461
>mewball's thumb
I laughed so hard that day
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>>11944585
Too bad it's not ponies
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>>11944634
>>
American Gun Culture is such a bizzare thing.
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>>11944614

No, I know

i was trying to make it go on longer

;-;
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>>11943548
>>11943608
ITT: whiny autists who refuse to drink.
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>>11944634
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>>11944634
That was really hilarious
Although I think it made him a little self conscious
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>>11944461
>No Tabasco.
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Is it time?
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>>11943379
Okay here you go.
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>>11944633
It's pretty average, but I don't know what to do when getting a blowjob. Like, do I cheer you on or something? Do people even like giving them?
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>>11944656
American pony culture is such a bizarre thing.
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Magic Crystal Ball
Who is the best unicorn of all?
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>>11944591
Let me take another look at it.

>>11944611
I'll try and fix her mane, I don't want confusion.
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>>11944658
oh
okay
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>>11944678

it's time
but for what
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>>11944672
oh god oh god oh god I hope i'm being validated
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>>11944682
But Twilight could just use her magic.
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>>11944643
So make them based on stuff in the MLP universe.

Timberwolf
Hydra
Minotaur
Cerberus
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>>11944682
It looks pretty good, man!
>he finally got it drawn
Horaay for that guy!
I totally wanted it done too and was rooting for you the whole way
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>>11944672
I don't understand
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>>11944682
>Call it a "dice" to my face one more time
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>>11944682
Nice. I hate the d20 system though, the experience points and leveling up makes it feel like a board game too much.
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>>11944656
But that makes it fun

Tell me you wouldn't operate operationally in operations with pony. tell me that with a straight face.
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>>11944701
Lewd things.
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>>11944685
Just lean back, relax, and let me do all the work.
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>>11944616
But what if you guys don't like my choice of boxers?

I don't want to let anyone down.
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>>11944705
being validated is boring
I'd rather some one post good points against me
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>>11944672
I see RD there...
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>>11944685
People "like" things you would find unbelievable. Making someone else happy by sucking their dick is an okay thing to like.
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>>11944682
thank you, thank you so much
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>>11944729
oh
no it's not time for that
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>>11944672
>turns out it was a misquote
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>>11944715
best feeling
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>>11944672
>Switch tabs
>Come back
>8 replies to your inane post
I love it
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>>11944727
Yeah, there's 'merican redneck gun culture and then there's CoD /k/iddies like you. Both completely odd, just different reasons.
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>>11944729
I would rather see cute zebra twins over sexual zebra twins
>>
Which pony enjoys vanilla sex the ost?
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>>11944748
>rainbow dash cums inside herself dot png
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>>11944729
What if the twins and Fizzle
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>>11944727

>It's fun to have guns everywhere
>Hey, why are there so many mass shootings? This makes no sense.
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>>11944754
best feel
>>
why do ponies complain so much?

Because they are equWHINES!
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>>11944778
WAT

REALLY

WAT
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>>11944764
It doesn't need to be zebras.
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>>11944727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MnuiPAVHvp
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>>11944778
>none of the dice have the 20 facing up
try again
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>It's that jackass who replies to literally every post in the thread and calls them autistic
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>>11944778

Twigob pls
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>>11944784
But ponies barely complain
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>>11944675
>/mlp/ OC.
Good.
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>>11944784
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>>11944795
it is time for lewd princesses
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>>11944804
>It's /b/ linker anon
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>>11944754
>switch tabs after making a couple posts
>come back to see a whole page's worth of MLPG is just thoughtful replies, all of them to me
I. am. a. God!
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>>11944798
Holly shit I'm dying from laughter
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>>11944734
>>11944743
Oh, uh, okay. You're all girls right? This doesn't make me gay.
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>>11944808
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>>11944798
I'm laughing for real right now
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>>11944804
That is the worst
Especially when you're a few posts deep in a conversation about Rarity's panties.
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>>11944675
Top row, 4th over
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>>11944833
>girls
>liking ponies
fat chance
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>>11944833
Yeah, sure, whatever makes you comfortable.
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>>11944835
unf
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>>11944833
S-sure
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Anon, I...
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>>11944835
>you will never be that cake batter
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>>11944656

The problem with American gun culture is that we worship guns, but we have no respect for them.

We build them up and portray them in the media as a symbol of power and masculine force - like a 12 inch cock you can carry in your pocket - but for the most part, we don't educate people about them; especially not how dangerous they can be, and how owning and using one is a responsibility more than a prestige.
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>>11944835
I guess you could say Pinkie really likes it raw!
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>>11944821
Which ones?
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>>11944833
>You're all girls, right?
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>>11944798
10/10 I clap my guns at you.
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>>11944862
>I thought you were a GEP gun
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>>11944862
Fluttershy I'm trying to watch my stories
Get out of the way of the TV
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7NSlBA6ld
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>>11944798
Now do one about abortion.
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>>11944869
I like her.
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>>11944864
Anyone who does fail to treat them with respect that is called out by other owners though.
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>>11944892
unf
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>>11944847
>Clipped Tabasco out of the image.
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The single lewdest picture in all of equestria
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>>11944864

If you'd actually spent any time around gun owners, you'd know that weren't true at all

literally the only people who think big guns are cool are 12 year old CoD players who've never held one.
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>>11944866
unf
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>>11943574
>check pony tag
UNF
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>>11944840
>canon horsepanties
this changes everything!
i have been enlightened
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>>11944921
unf
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>>11944864
Shooting guns is pretty fucking humbling if you ask me
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>>11944907
>>11944921

>by other owners

That's the problem. What about people who DON'T own them?
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>>11944942
It's fake anon
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>>11944953
well, everyone has to start somewhere
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>>11944953

Who the fuck cares about them?
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If my 11 year old son wants a gun so he can make believe he's playing cod outside, you have no right to say I can't give him a gun
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>>11944864
Except the NRA is one of the leaders in gun safety towards children. It's unfortunate that you have been lied to for so long that you instantly assume the gun companies are the big bad oil companies but with guns.
>>
GENEROUS
HONESTY
LAUGHTER
KINDNESS
LOYALTY
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>>11944958
>"I can show you the world~"
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>>11944229
>Bringing snikerdoodles to an orgy
Why didn't I think of this?
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>>11944958
I wonder if Twilight is going to take Rarity on a magic carpet ride later
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>>11944953
then it's the responsibility of those who do own to educate those who don't
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I'd prefer we talk about my dick rather than guns
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>>11944942
What the heck kind of face is that Dash
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>>11945001
That's the point. Gun owners aren't responsible.
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>>11944968

You should. They're writing your gun laws.
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>>11945005
Post it then
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>>11944985
I can do this

GENEROUS - Fluttershy
HONESTY - Rainbow Dash
LAUGHTER - Pinkie Pie
KINDNESS - Rarity
LOYALTY - Applejack
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>>11945005
But Rainbow Dash, you don't have a dick!
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>>11944866
How do ponies and humans do it?
bareback
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>>11944960
Oh, um...well then...
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>>11945005
Nah let's talk about ponies and guns.
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>>11944983
>playing cod outside
If he wants to play cod just throw him in the water
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>>11944986
DFC > Cow tits

I wish all women had smooth chest. I'm sure the world would be a much better place.
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>>11945020

They've been trying to write our gun laws forever

frankly I wouldn't mind tighter gun control, and I own 4
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>>11944986
Shut up Stocking, we still hate you
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>>11945018
The owners make efforts to educate, but the non-owners have an equal responsibility to listen
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>>11945005
Tex pls
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>>11944461
>HALL OF FAME:
7, 9, 23, 32, 34, 59, 66, 68, 69, 70, 74, 82, 87, 90, 91
>>
>All this talk about guns.
>When knives can stab you if you hold one!
>And blunt objects can hit you!
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>>11944798

I agree fully. Still kinda funny though.
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>>11944713
I imagined a giant Hydra head with a tiny kid body.
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>>11944983
give him a toy then. He isn't ready for a real one yet
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>>11945018
>>11945001

>Gun owners aren't responsible

I'm saying that we perhaps should rethink how easy it is to get a gun in the US, versus how little your average Joe/new gun owner knows about handling and using them safely.
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>>11945073
>no 5

Fuck off, Rarifag
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>>11945076
And cars can run your ass over
Bombs can blow you up
Uh anything else Im forgetting
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>>11945039
That's literally the stupidest idea ever literally
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>>11945039
What about bullets in ponies?
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>>11944984

When the fuck did I say that?

Go back and read the post this time.
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>>11945020
Actually, a lot of the people writing for stricter gun control are armed themselves and have armed bodyguards.
They just think that they're better and you don't deserve to defend yourself
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>>11945086
SO DRAW IT

DON'T STIFLE YOUR CREATIVITY
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>>11945031
How do you think I always place higher than the boys?
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>>11945102
BAN IT ALL, WE CAN LET GOD SORT IT OUT!
Also ban God.
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>>11945117
because you're a cutie patootie
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>>11945113
I'm afraid to know but source
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>>11945090
feel free ask /k/ just how bad of an idea this is. I'd like to go back to horses if that's okay
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>>11945117
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>>11945117
Because your lack of a penis makes you more aerodynamic?
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>>11945099
82 did it much better.
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>>11945113
EA pls
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>>11945130
>banning god
If only
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>>11945103
the distinct lack of slavshit is revolting
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>>11945090
>average Joe/new gun owner knows about handling and using them safely.

Because average Joe is in a gang and/or shooting up a school...
With a gun he got on the street...
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>>11945137

Nobody's stopping you from talking about horses, dipshit
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>>11945149
>Twilight will never magically remove your penis temporarily for your big race in the Falling of the Leaves
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>gun talk

I like to think in ancient pony Medevil times, Equestrian medicine wasn't what it was and doctors often just shot their patients over minor injuries. Like how our doctors just used leeches for everything.

>"Doctor please, my leg is broken! The pain is so bad!"
>BLAM
>"Doctor, I think I have an imbalance of the humors."
>BLAM
>"Doctor, I don't have insurance."
>BLAM
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>>11945159
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>>11945136
I can tell just from the thumbnail that it's by Badgerben.
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>>11945117
>Floppy horse dick making drag, slapping up, down, and against their thighs.
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>>11945103
>Pinkie Pie, remember the basics of CQC!
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>>11945177
Can she remove it permanently instead?
Dicks are gross, I'd rather be a girl.
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>>11945179
>"Doctor we ran out of bullets!"
>'...'
>'Load the scalpels....'
>"The what?"
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>>11945170
slavshit?
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>>11945190
Okay now you aren't even trying. Are you trying to get a writing partner?
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>>11945152

more like 82 stole it
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>tfw want to fap
>tfw it's too cold
>tfw my hands are freezing
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>>11945190
I didn't think google would be able to find this

I was wrong
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>>11945197
>pegasi colts going through puberty learn a new meaning of the term whiplash the hard way
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>>11945192
Well that was certainly interesting
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>>11945207
Of course. In fact, you were on the gelding list anyway. It's Twilight's other job to survey males and pick which ones will be gelded.
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>>11945214
Not really. I'm just goofing around.
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>>11945207
I don't think that's a good idea anon
how will you go to the bathroom?
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>>11945210
Flechette is such a hardcore ammo type.
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>>11945212

Liek mossy nuggusts.
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>>11945230
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>>11945197
>>11945149
You guys...
I am a boy

I thought you knew
Everyone knows
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>>11945212
>slavshit
Slavshit are all the weapons made in Slavic countries and/or clones of those models.

the moist nugget and SKS for a very long time were favorites for people in need of a rifle that won't break the bank
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>>11945246

too bad it's useless in reality
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THROBBING FLARED HORSE COCKS ONE SUCKLE AWAY FROM SHOOTING 15 DAYS OF PENT UP CUM INTO YOUR THROAT
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>>11945245
Teleport it out of the bladder. Surely you can buy that service from a unicorn.
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>>11945197
they have sheaths you know
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>>11945265
Poor R.O.B., he deserves better.
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>>11945265
ALL OF THOSE POTATO PEELINS COULD FEED A VILLAGE FOR A WEEK
Or it went something like that
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Gun fanatics seem as silly as star wars fans or other cosplayer types to me. Little boys obsessed with toys, waiting with baited breath for someone to invade their home so they can live out their action movie fantasy. But I guess whatever makes you happy.
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https://e621.net/post/show/349486/angel-animated-english_text-equine-female-flutters
shit tier vas
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>>11945265
Potato peeling was often considered one of the most tedious tasks ever devised, it was often used as punishment.
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>>11945265
This is my fetish
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>>11945245
Can I have a vagina?
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>>11945265

it's time to buy some things
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>>11945278
>oh well yeah!
>sometime me and Rarity go hang outside Fluttershy's and teleport all of ours into her bladder for hours
>It's hilarious
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>>11945265
Gee, what a potato!
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>>11945298
WE NEED TO BAN STARWARS IT TEACHES PEOPLE TO BE VIOLENT
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>>11945237
unf
I might in the distant future draw a pegasus colt struggling to lift off carrying his huge cock. Which one.
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>>11945314
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>>11945298
that's because you see the most outlandish ones and those ones stick in your mind the most
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>>11945298

I wish you could argue without being a pretentious, generalizing loser.

But I guess whatever makes you happy.
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>>11945314
Draw your top fetish.
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>>11945330
Kind of like bronies.
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>>11945302
That's not vacuum cleaning. Or ironing
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>>11945314
Pinkie I'm right in front of you, you dont have to wave
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>>11945324
I only like realistic colt cocklettes
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>>11945324
there's enough art of featherweight with a big dong so make it rumble
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>>11945265
>that thread on /ck/ the other day
>"post food related machines that are generally thought as stupid but you love"
>"post related, I fucking love the rotado"
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Click Clack the guns coming out!
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>>11945343
kind of like every group of people, ever
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>>11945358
its still there
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>>11945361

OOOOH NO
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which pony is the edgiest
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I love my guns. Especially my .45.

Such a nice gun.
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>>11945343
YES, FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

>>11945347 potatao peeling is STILL used as a disciplinary action in the army if I recal correctly.
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>>11945370
so it is
>>>/ck/4606905

I forget how slow that board is sometimes
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>>11945356
I disagree on the first point, but so be it
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>>11945383
Vinyl Scratch
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>>11945361
Stand back faggot.
I brought knives to a gun fight!
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Could guns even being used effectively against ponies? They seem pretty resistant to most forms of physical injury. How will we protect ourselves from the inevitable pony invasion?
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>>11945413
Put a silly hat on Johnny Depp..
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>>11945298
>But I guess whatever makes you happy.

And then someone steals their gun, or a relative takes it and shoots up a place.
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>>11945413
Flamethrowers and napalm always work against regeneration
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>>11945413

But ponies have been shown to receive injury
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>>11945413
>not welcoming your new pony overlords
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>>11945413
Why would you want to use a gun on a cute pony?
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>>11945435

Can you stop baiting, /pol/? We're trying to pony over here.
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>>11945413
Why would I shoot a pony?

I like pony
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>>11945447
I agree.

I prefer armored warfare and artillery.
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>>11945447
They are drowning your kids and is currently on the 3rd
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>>11945413
We will use our dicks, Anon.
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>>11945413
*BOOM BOOM CRASH*

That's all it takes for a pony to break into your home with the intent of raping and murdering you.

So why don't you own a gun?
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>>11945383
The ones that argue for and against guns in their My Little Human threads, because all the ponies know that's unrelated.
Not that Equestria could be a much more viscious place, but what if there is more crime on the show than we're led to believe?
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>>11945467
I always knew those ponies hated goats.
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>>11945493
>>11945412
Is about to get arrested.
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>>11945461
>Can you stop baiting, /pol/?

/pol/ is far right racist. They're pro guns. Any anti gun posts are by leftists.
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>>11945476
>Pinkie Pie rapes anon with her collection of toys
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>>11945413
"General! How will we beat these goddamn ponies?! They're invincible!"

Call THEM in.

"S-Sir, we can't! The destruction would be..."

I said do it! Call in... the MLPG.
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>>11945495
>prisons
>banishment

I don't think we've gotten the full story.
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>>11945537

>gun owners are racist

/pol/ PLEASE leave
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>>11945537
there are lots of people on the left that love guns too.
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>>11945482
But what if they just want to cuddle aggressively?
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>>11945555
"...raperaperaperaperape..."
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>>11945566
>serial cuddler apologists
People like you are the worst
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>>11945493

>Daily Mail

They make things up and slant stories. Everything is designed to enrage poor racist working class folk. Every story is pretty much

>MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING TO GET YOU
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>>11945495
We'vew only seen one place with really high society and one nice neigh-borhood.

For all we know manehatten is a crime infested shithole worse than 20th century NYC
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>>11945558
>>gun owners are racist

They typically are. Specially down south.
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SPANAKOPITA!
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>>11945556
Gilda was clearly banished after stealing in Griffon the Brush Off.
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>>11945600
not really, that is a stereotype perpetuated by confirmation bias
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>>11945586

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/10/myleene-klass-knife-intruders

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8451369.stm

Thanks for the warning though, sport
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If you're such a pussy that you can't stand to be around an inanimate object, be my guest, be defenseless.

I'm keeping my guns though.
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>>11945600
Correlation doesn't necessarily mean causation etc etc
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>>11945615
...Huh?
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First time taking my hand at drawing, MLPG.

I went out and bought supplies and then tried my hand.

I don't think it came out too well. I just drew a person. Dunno if it's a guy or girl.

How did I do?

Any requests?
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Here's an idea kiddos, how about you all shut the fuck up?
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>>11945600

Why don't you actually come down here and hang around gun owners before you spout bullshit?
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>>11945592
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>>11945586
>MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING TO GET YOU
>Because they totally didn't blow up that buss.
>Or behead that soldier.
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>>11945650
Draw a pony
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>>11945650
Draw a ponk
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>>11945586
Yesss, good goyim. Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about. Muslims are kind, tolerant people who just want to help.
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>>11945495
the need to distinguish the party cannon from a cannon implies the existence of cannons, combine this with the canon existence of tanks and it is not unreasonable to conclude that guns are a thing in magichorseland
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IVE GATHERED THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE A TIME SORBET
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>>11945665
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>>11945655
>kiddos
Man it IS like I'm on /k/
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>>11945675
cute
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>>11945685

>Good goyim
>Defend muslims

Retard
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>>11945650
that's cute
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>>11945658
A liberal is literally incapable of viewing different opinions without assuming they are wrong.
And then blaming the other side for it all.
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HEY ANON THE FAGGOT POLICE CALLED
THEYRE LOOKING FOR YOU
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>>11945655
Wow, rude.
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>>11945685
>Muslims are kind, tolerant people who just want to help.

All the ones I have met are.
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>>11945650
It's pretty neat, anon. Try drawing a horse!
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>>11945688
They're unrelated.
We've seen canons and tanks, but you'll never see a gun on the show.
Stop talking about them here.
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>>11945704

Who do you think is the biggest proponent of multi-culturalism?
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>>11945650
>first time
Damn, that's pretty good actually.
Draw Pinkie Pie interacting with that drawing.
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>>11945704

Jews want to pit their enemies against each other.
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>>11945703
I cut it from this long ago
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>>11945655

Why don't you go take a nap, Gilda

isn't that what cats do?
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>>11945709
Is that a big phone or a tiny pony?
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>>11945714
Until one blows up on you.
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>>11945694
[dancing]
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>>11945722

That's not a horse.
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>>11945735
I like it.
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Pony asks if you think her butt looks big.
How do you respond?
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>>11945709
Then why'd they call you, faggot?
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>>11945748
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>>11945734
>>11945729

Hmm

I'm starting to think that people who talk about this stuff might not be the smartest
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>>11945728
We will never see them on the show and i would prefer it that way, but it does not seem unreasonable to assume that they do exist there.
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>>11945753
Dayum that ass if fat
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>>11945708
>A conservative is literally incapable of viewing different opinions without assuming they are wrong.
>And then blaming the other side for it all.

This is literally true. They have lower IQs.
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>>11945743

but what apples should I invest in, I's gonna be rich
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>>11945753
"Does big mean gorgeous?"
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>>11945714
All people are basically good

except the ones who arent
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>>11945753
THE
ASS
WAS
FAT
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>>11945753
I measure the butt and compare it to the statistical average.
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>>11945738
Griffons only sleep like half as much as cats!
12 hours a day, tops
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>>11945753
Depends on the pony I guess
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>>11945772
Oh boy, are we going to have THAT argument now?
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I figured people would ask for pone, so I drew some in advance. I don't like how they came out.

It's my first time, be gentleFuck that, give me hard critique
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>>11945773
Put all your money in all the apples.
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>>11945760
>no Mainiac song
You [disappoint] me...
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>>11945805
>wings on neck
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>Being afraid of Muslims

All of my best friends are Islamic
And my heritage is Jewish

There are far more twatty Jews and Christians than Muslims in my experience
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>>11945753
"Hold on, let me take a few steps back to be able to see all of it."
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>>11945805
Did you check out the /art/ sticky?
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>>11945805
It certainly stands out, that's for sure
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I just realized Tex anon looks like some anime character.
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>>11945848
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>>11945827

>Jew defending multi-culturalism and immigrants

POL WAS RIGHT
POL IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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>>11945805
Are you hiding something lewd under that hand, Anon?
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>>11945848
>I just now realized this
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>>11945802
Might as well get this over and done with

JEWS DID IT
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>11945848
He looks like a lot of anime characters
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>>11945848
Maybe if he was slapping ponies.
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>>11945827

In my experience, Muslims in America are the kind that don't actually follow Islam at all, but will drop everything and declare their die-hard allegiance to it if called out on it

They just like to belong, I guess
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>>11945848

Except nowhere near as well drawn.
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>>11945874
THE ONLY THING HITLER DID WRONG WAS FAIL
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>>11945753
Can I give it a squeeze.
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>>11945805
>>11945650
>try to art for 5 years
>can barely draw a good circle
>this faggot tries for first time
>bretty gud on furst tim
this world is unjust. I only want to art
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Why do people think Fluttershy would get high
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>>11945874
Travon should have not attacked Zimmerman.
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>>11945872
Why is Pinkie Pie making this face?

This isnt a smile
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does pony believe in a thing called love
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>>11945753
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Requests?
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>>11945900
something something hippies
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>>11945912

Well yeah, I thought that was obvious.

Why'd you even post that?
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>>11945805

I've always liked styles like this.
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>>11945883
>...OUT OF ART SCHOOL
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>>11945900
Because she has wings!
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>>11945915
[What is love]?
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>>11945879
>In my experience, Christians in America are the kind that don't actually follow Christianity at all, but will drop everything and declare their die-hard allegiance to it if called out on it

Fixed that for ya
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>>11945930
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>>11945910
You called her a name
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>>11945900

She lives alone in with a bunch of animals on the outskirts of Ponyville, next to a dangerous forest

Why would the most cowardly pony live next to the Everfree Forest unless she were growing things in it?

also she's totally a hippie
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>>11945922
Cutie Mark Crusaders as the recruits from the Ogre Battle series.
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>>11945922
Applebloom crawling in Princess Celestia's mane
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>>11945912
>>11945947
what a fail
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>>11945947

See >>11945927

And nice fuckup
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>>11945915
Would you listen to the rhythm of their heart?
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>>11945912
That...wow.
Made zero sense.

Let me help you....

>In my experience, Christians in Ameria are the the kind that don't follow Christianity at all, but will let their sons get molested and declare their die hard allegiance to it if called out on it.
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>>11945810
what if pony accidentally swallowed coins
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>>11945983
then I wold open pony to get them back
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>>11945920
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>>11945983
Then she'd finally have a little self worth!
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>>11945983
I would give them a tall glass of salty milk
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Please follow these guidelines, as set out by the Prophet Muhammad. Praise be upon him.
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>>11946027
>No fun.
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>>11945960
Oh sorry, I meant to say Ponku Pu
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Pony hasn't called me in 2 months
I don't think pony likes me anymore

I don't have any friends now
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>>11946011
That's really depressing, Scrubbles
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>>11946025
>the flip rotates around her ass
Pinkie Pie positive for preposterously proportioned posterior
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>>11946050
Pony will do nothing but betray you anyway, you're better off
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>>11946027
>No music or concerts
Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>11946059
What else is he supposed to do, Anon? You hate him after all.
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>>11946025
pretty good
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>>11945350
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>>11946050
>having friends
>ever
>not growing increasingly bitter with resentment
>not shitposting about it on MLPG
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>>11946027
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>>11946050
I haven't seen pony in 13 days
I-I guess it's over.
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>>11946079
Islam wants you to live in the stone age.
Literally.
Meanwhile they want the military to have nukes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYhPLEaxrYk

Why aren't you using Al Jazeera English as your main source of World News?
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>>11946089
I'm not bitter
It's obviously my fault that I've got no friends
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>>11946094

>Islam is one giant monolithic block

Oh, so it's okay to generalize about Muslims but not about gun toting Americans? Yeah, nice double standards there Americunts.
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*squelch*
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>>11946107
I use BBC. Still better than any American news source
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>>11946107
I do
ABC + SBS +Al Jezeera master race
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>>11946068
I want to pink butt
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>>11946093
Take some initiative, anon. You can't expect the pony to do everything.
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I think this pon is pretty, but not as pretty as Applejack.
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>>11946139
pony confirmed for multi-jointed

fuck they are so flexible
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>>11946127
But that was not the same guy. Also, the extreme elements of those islamic beliefs want to restrict everyone. Those who favor second amendment rights want fewer restrictions on everyone.
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>>11946151
Pony confirmed for autobot as well
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>>11946113
I just don't know what went wrong. There's just nothing about me that will catch anyone's eye. I'll work on it this summer and maybe do one more attempt.
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>>11946129
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>>11946127
no one said it was okay, and I doubt one anon speaks for 300 million people
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>>11946087
maybe you should come closer
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>>11946127
>Says the fucks who will blow Russia for some old bombs to make an IED
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>>11946027
Aside from the no music that seems pretty good.
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>>11946140
Why would pony like me? I'm just a loser...
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>>11946207
>no porn
Say goodbye to 4chan
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>>11946050
Pony has difficulty using a phone.
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>>11946211
Then make an effort to better yourself for the pony.
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>>11946180
Sand chimps will take one persons words and imply them for an entire country. It's how they think. They are all mind controlled to figure the rest of the world acts like they do and any change against them is sin.
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>>11946068
http://youtu.be/J2zD-b6_zpg?t=2m11s
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>>11946228
But pony isn't even real.
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>>11946207
>>11946221
Muslims are capable of being hypocrites just like anyone else.
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>>11946228
Tex, stop being so positive all the time... it hurts.
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>>11946194
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>>11946221
4chan is more than just porn anon.
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>>11946255
>Tex, stop being so positive all the time... it hurts.

He shitposts as anon, I'm sure of it.
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>>11946279
Boop.
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