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>>11892262
YOU.
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>>11892286
you were 2slow
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>>11892274
So police ponies have sirens? Or is her special talent at making the 'woo' noise?
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>>11892292
Friends don't let ponies drive drunk.
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>tfw Tess hats us
>tfw MiLes is ded
>tfw Peanus is ded
>tfw Obsidian is ded
>tfw Moe is ded
>tfw Kraut is ded
>tfw Dafty is ded
>tfw Apple is ded
>tfw TAW is ded
>tfw mewball hats us
>tfw Changelingbro is ded
>tfw Japanon is ded
>tfw NPA is ded
>tfw Scherzo hats us
>tfw Moophins is ded
>tfw Rubro is ded
>tfw Metals is in jail
>tfw Cheshire hats us
>tfw AB is dead
>tfw Noel hats us
>tfw NTSTS hats us
>tfw Disco hats us
>tfw Nithirian is ded
>tfw ReiDuran is ded
>tfw Jailbait hats us
>tfw LK hats us
>tfw BDF is ded
>tfw Jalm hats us
>tfw xieril hats us
>tfw ciircuit is ded
>tfw Reu hats us
>tfw Smile hats us
>tfw PS is ded
>tfw Don.ko is ded
>tfw Unity is ded
>tfw Gypsymagic is ded
>tfw lolip is ded
>tfw Goggles hats us
>tfw Shout hats us
>tfw Mangneto hats us
>tfw PHN hats us
>tfw Dalapony is ded
>tfw No-Ink hats us
>tfw Mocha hats us
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>>11892323
Should we get a designated driver pony?
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>>11892314
They probably just make the noise. The unicorn cops probably use magic to amplify their voices when they do that.
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>>11892314
>WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
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>>11892342
Yes, let's get Fluttershy.
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Going to run a funny quest tonight, should be good.
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>>11892342
Just ride them home. You won't get slapped with a DWI because you're not driving and neither will pony because you're riding them.
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>>11892301
There was still time and life. You broke the contract.
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>>11892351
I wish pony would be like pony more often
S3 leg anatomy is disgusting
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>>11892366
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>>11892351
That fluttershy is a might questionable
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>>11892338
ded game
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>>11892314
no, that's the ambulance
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>>11892331
The number of contributors that have run through MLPG has always astonished me.
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>>11892244
Is Twilight Okay?
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>>11892382
Im not so sure Flutters is up to it right now, Tex
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>>11892391
I'm pretty sure you can get a DUI when riding a horse. I don't know how small sentient ones work.
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>>11892414
why is that
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>>11892426
and that's not even all of them
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/co/, are you ready for the ponydrome?
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>>11892351
Ponies are very flexible. Horses can lie down all the way like that, right?? And their back legs bend forward like that, so what's awkward about sitting up like that? Is it just an awkward position?

Applejack seems to have figured it out.
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>>11892458
Who's missing
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>>11892382
She could drink Applejack under the table anyday
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>>11892492
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>>11892338
All I know about that game is that you go fast and mash VGS as much as you can.
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>>11892445
Pony can't get a DUI if they're walking and you just happen to be on their back. That's more like public intoxication. if anything.
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>>11892351
Twilight seems happy?
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>>11892403
>FIM
>caring about pony animations
>after S1
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>>11892458
I wonder what other generals have the same volume of contributors. Are there any others? From what it looks like at least a quarter of the /mlp/ traffic is generated from MLPG. What board has a quarter of its population running through one thread?
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>>11892501
You also sometimes mash VGTG
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>>11892446
No particular reason
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>sweaty
>hairy
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>>11892501
that's pretty much it. It was more fun though.
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>>11892512
>megasweet
>god tier
What is this, 2011?
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>>11892331
Why am I even on that list

It's not only that I am still here daily, but that I have barely contributed anyways
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>>11892512
>dala
>meh
Man, were we really that big of faggots back then?
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>Turbo is going to be more successful than Boxtrolls
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>>11892571
Tex isn't even on there. As a tripfag contributor who contributes then proceeds to leave his trip on the rest of the day I'm curious where he falls on that man's tier opinion.
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>>11892588
>good tier
>Kloudmutt
Yes
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>>118925
If you don't contribute then you are ded.
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>>11892571
...yes?
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>>11892392
hngggggggg
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>>11892461
I can hardly wait until we have our own arcology.

Each floor has its own best pony. The food level thinks Applejack is best pone, the clothing level thinks Rarity is, and the science and engineering levels are Twilicorn and Twilight respectively.
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>>11892244
I've been looking for this gif
thanks
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>>11892512
>Dala in meh tier

What a shitty list
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>>11892645
Derpy would definitely be a volunteer firefighter. She likes to help.
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>>11892645

This fucking artist draws nothing but meme faces on literally everything he draws.

I saw his booth at a convention and he was just sitting there smiling and i've never hated anyone more
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poor old horse
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Friendship is the best god damned thing.

A friend of mine just dug up a mint condition front-loader NES, complete with lightgun and gave it to me because he could. Best damn feeling.
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>>11892671
>Look at that faggot
>Just SMILING and shit
>Like he fucking OWNS the place
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>>11892680
I still remember that time my friend let me play Zelda: Link's Awakening on his Game Boy. Friends giving you awesome stuff is awesome.
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What kind of music does pony enjoy?
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>>11892671
>he was just sitting there smiling and i've never hated anyone more
I'm giggling like an idiot and I don't know why.
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So, I found EqG and I'm gonna watch it with a friend tomorrow. Gonna pre-order the blu-ray tonight so it's quasi-legal.
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>>11892671
>like he fucking owns the pl-
>>11892692

Fuck you
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>>11892710
Thanks, now you have me laughing.
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>>11892727
No anon, don't watch it.
don't pre-order it either. It's not worth it.
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If ya'll be liking fairy tales I'm streaming some~

Just a little fyi if you're bored.
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I never posted in one of these before, because I've been too busy faggoting up other things.
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>>11892709

AJ would unfortunately probably like country or maybe classic rock.
Pinkie would probably like happy hardcore and electropop.
Dash, probably punk rock
I can see Fluttershy liking owl city for some reason
And Twilight would like Venetian snares
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>>11892752
Well you're always welcomed as long as you don't act like a faggot.
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>>11892751
I can't remember the name of your stream.
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>>11892751
Post the link you butt.
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>>11892751
I save my animu nights for Toonami
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>>11892751
Which ones?
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>>11892768
>unfortunately
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>>11892680
Friendship is a weird thing. I think a lot of people have become jaded over what giving and friendship means.

My co-worker/friend was thirsty. I was going on a drunk run on my break and as I was leaving he realized he didn't have any money. I asked him what he wanted. He explained again he didn't have money. He told me but then emphasized he couldn't pay me back. I told him not to worry about it. He was really confused.

My other co-worker was the same way when I volunteered to give him a few rides to work because he lost his license.

What the hell happened?
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>>11892752
please don't tell me you actually think that looks good
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>>11892709
Twi is into progrock, and Rarity is a /Sapphire Shores fangirl. Both think the others' taste is shallow.

Pinkie listens to Equestria's version of Radio Disney, and is hip to all the new kid-pop. She's gotta have the latest and loudest when hosting parties at SCC, after all.

AJ loves Country, but she got a taste for Jazz while in Manehattan. Rainbow Dash listens to rock... and when nobody's around, j-pop.

Fluttershy listens to grungecore. She pretends fireflies are glow-sticks.
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>>11892768
fluttershy likes owl city because it has owl in the name
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>>11892799
>Both think the others' taste is shallow
Well they'd both be right!
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>>11892768
nothing wrong with country/folk you shit
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>>11892799

>Pinkie pie listens to kids bop version of all her friends favorites songs
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>>11892796
It starts with "J" and ends with "ews".
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>>11892796
Generosity isn't part of our culture anymore. Funny how that happens as liberalism becomes dominant and conservatism falls out of fashion...
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>>11892821

I spoilered it because it is a personal opinion.
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>>11892796
It's probably the place you worked in, that sort of exchange is not the norm there.
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>>11892750
But it's canon! And I've got to know all of canon, or my fanfictions will be inaccurate!
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>>11892244
last thread died 2soon but whatevs
>What troubles you, Twilight?
>Why is this happening? I wasn't this tall two months ago! Every day I grow a little more! I'm head and shoulder over my friends! My brother! Everyone! Princess, I'm almost as tall as you!
>Simply put, your body is adjusting over time to your newfound power. You have surpassed all my expectations as a student, and now it will show through your stature. This slight period of growth will end soon enough, and once you finish growing you will find yourself more comfortable.
>You may even surpass my own height
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>>11892837
Because you're forced to be charitable, it isn't an option
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>>11892780
>>11892777
S.s.orry
livestream.com/mtdoodledump?t=605764
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>>11892864
This would make a cute little story or comic.
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>>11892864
Man, it's gonna be weird when all of them are that tall.
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>>11892856

The only canon that changed show-wise was that Twilight is a little more comfortable with being a princess.

Literally nothing else changed.

If you watch Season 4 without watching EQG, you will not be out of the loop.
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>>11892837
>>11892828
ml/pol/g pls

>>11892850
This might be the truth. Everyone's poor and bitter. We all either failed to go to college or are over 50 and still working in food service.

I remember people being more generous at my university.
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>>11892864
I bet she would be really lanky for the first few months, and then stuff her face in an attempt to put some meat on her bones.
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>>11892680
>Friendship is the best god damned thing
Where do I get these friends?
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Hey anon, I'm hoping you're capping that Fizzle story.
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So anything new for today?
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>>11892886
But he won't know about Flash Sentry, or the numerous, but subtle, references Twilight will make about EG and the human world in S4!
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>>11892864
Human Twilight's proportions change over time, her butt, hips and bust filling out as she gains height to match Celestia's Amazon-goddess figure.
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Hello, and thank you for allowing me back into MLPG. How are your projects coming along?
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>>11892926

WHAT

THERE'S A FIZZLE STORY

WHERE FUCKING WHERE
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>>11892837
Person in need: Can I catch a ride
Conservative: TAKE A HIKE YOU FILTHY LIBERAL SCUM. GET A JOB AND BUY A CAR. ALL YOU DO IS TAKE AND TAKE FROM SOCIETY. I EARNED WHAT'S MINE.

Liberals: TAKE THE FUCKING BUS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. UNLESS YOU WANT TO RAPE THE PLANET EVEN MORE BY RIDING IN A CAR.

Everyone else who doesn't fall on either extreme: Sure dude.
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>>11892869
Wait a minute, liberals are forcing morality (sharing/"giving") like conservatives are forcing morality (straight marriage)? I thought they were supposed to be the smart ones?
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>>11892926
but it's already on pastebin

why bother?
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>>11892932
There will be once you draw it.
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>>11892942
>Spongebob Ross
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>>11892933

stop that
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>>11892827
My fucking sides. It sounds so right.
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>>11892837
>pointless political jab out of nowhere /pol/ pls fuck off
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>>11892932
That's a big hat
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>>11892883
I liked when she was little. I like it that she's gotten taller also. It's a very conflicting feel
>>11892934
unf
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>>11892956
I just like it better as a cap.
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>>11892918
He was a childhood friend of mine, we've known eachother since elementary school. We agree on practically nothing and hold completely opposing world views, but I've always been happy to know him as a friend. We talk smack and poke fun at one another nearly every day, and I would not have it any other way.
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alright, quest thread is up. come join me mlpg

>>11892981
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>>11893003
But I can't quest.
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>>11892988
but it's easy and more convenient as a pastebin

and if you really like it that much, put it on notepad
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>>11892918
Find ones that have all five Elements, and the sixth will appear. If they don't supply all five, be the remainder!
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>>11892986
>like it that she's gotten taller also. It's a very conflicting feel
There is more of her to love.
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>>11892934
God dammit we need this drawn.
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>>11893012
but why anon?
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>>11892977

>"Hey dash! I find a super awesome cover of a song you like!"
>"pinkie i seriously doubt that it's something i-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
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>>11892942
I'm procrastinating. I need to write a method that returns a collection of tiles reachable from a certain position within a given number of tiles. The logic is basic but I'm not sure where to put it so I'm putting off writing it completely.
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>>11893039
make a flowchart and work from there
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>>11892962
>>11892984
alright perhaps I'll draw something.most likely DaS related
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>>11893022
maybe MsoB could?
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>>11893070
das a shit

dragon's dogma is better
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>>11893022
No we don't.
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>>11893013
Fine.
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>>11893070
>DaS related
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>>11892977
>Pinkie singing along with Rainbow:
>"Money!
>It's a hit
>Don't give me that do-goody-good bullspit!"

>Rainbow hits pause.
>"What the fuck, Pinkie Pie?"

>Pinkie blinks.
>"Isn't that how it goes?"
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>>11893092
You can like both.
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please
please don't just mention a fizzle story and not give me a link to anything
please
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>>11893032
I am also bad at questing because I'm not creative
Fun reading them, though
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>>11893092
Pffft nah.
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>>11893081
He or AA could work. Maybe JB when he stops hatting himself.
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>>11893121
those ponies seem very focused on AJ
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>>11893035
No. No. All I could do was scream when I heard that. 10/10 m8
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>>11893127
last thread
there's a pastebin
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>>11893035
God damn it, is that really on a CD album somewhere? I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head in shame at the crap people make and buy.
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>>11893121
No you can't. You're only allowed to like one thing.
I choose to like pony.
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>>11893126
pastebin.com/KTBeP7dp
Here ya go Anon
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>>11892986
Yeah, it's just... can you imagine the final scene, when all of them are princesses and doing the "mane six" pose?
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>>11893161
whoops
>>11893126
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>>11892998
I had a friend I've known since pre-school and we shared basically our whole lives and always did and gave stuff to each other. One day I said something that he didn't like and we had a few minor arguments and we haven't talked to each other for a few days and then he and two other guys i who were my friends attacked my at night and I had to be hospitalized. I have lost friends before that, most of the time for trivial reasons, but since then I realized that it is better to trust nobody no matter how close they are to you. Sometimes there are moments that make me think real friendship exists, but my hunch is that everyone is jsut deluded about it.
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>>11893061
As I said, the logic is fine and I can pseudocode it, but. Hmm. I guess I could put it where the map is... then it could just be like a query...
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>>11893126
what the fuck is fizzle?
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>>11893164
>>11893152

Oh they're still at it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiymHzHEKcM
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>>11893070
Draw AJ as the capra demon
Winona is one of the dogs
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>>11893187

This cutie

http://derpibooru.org/363632
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>>11893092
Doesnt matter
Rarity is better
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>>11893172
>They pose for the camera
>Flash
>All fall off balance because they are still getting used to being so tall.
>Pinkie give a small chuckle
>Soon enough all of them join in as it erupts into a veritable cacophony of laughter
>Tears of joy and hugs a plenty
>Roll credits
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>>11893218
oh thats the pink dragon klondike want to fuck. i didnt know he had a name.
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>>11893233
We can agree on something at least.
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>>11893257

As if he's the only one that wants to fuck him
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>>11893111
>
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>>11892945
Here.
http://pastebin.com/KTBeP7dp
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>>11893184
That person was probably a sociopath. A real friend can and will pardon you for not agreeing with them. These friends are few and far between, you might know fewer of them than you have digits on your fingers but they are certainly out there.
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Pony is hot and bothered
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>>11893199
>Not Crackle Asylum Demon
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Pony loves you.
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>>11893318
I love you platonically too, best pony.
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>>11893189
I don't understand. Do kids even like listening to kids sing? I didn't.

Wait, Jesus Christ. This song came out this year didn't it?? 24th album???
How are they still making money from this??? Do just all the kids' parent buy these?
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>>11893318
Which pony loves me?
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>>11893126
>>11892926
>>11892945

>>11893168
Yeah, this is the pastebin, but since you guys asked, I went ahead and pieced it together for you. It's a little too big for a straight drop, so there's a little kludge at the end, but I hope this does it for you.

No homo.

A little homo.
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>>11893318
Oh man, I want to stick my penis in that underage horse
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>>11893344
Snails
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>>11893331
>platonically
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>>11893332
parents buy it for their kids or for themselves because they think it's "cute"
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>>11893241
>roll credits
>Pinkie talks all during the credits about all the adventures they had, and how Equestria came to know permanent peace among all races of sapient during their reign, and how they took their place among the stars as the brightest points of light, watching the ponies forever and ever
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>>11893347
Thanks man.
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>>11893241
>>11893384
my heart
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>>11893241
>>11893384
Whoever would write those endings would be too good for hasbro
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>>11893347
totally pointless, but whatever really

i really don't know what's the point of post caps for >feels or whatever
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>>11893347

I love a little homo

thank you so much
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>>11893352
Your dick may be the dick that she needs, but is it the dick she deserves?
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your favorite pone a shit
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>>11893198
I don't remember that happening.
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>>11893370
I just want to squeeze that filly in a hug.
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Isn't My Little Pony a girl's show?
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>>11893189
No, please no. I just want this to be over. Just make it go away, please.
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>>11893297
I just don't feel it anymore. And happens here in this thread is nice proof of what I think is going on. Just look at how easily someone gets loved and hated here, how easily someone is held high or ostracized, most of the time for trivial and arbitrary reasons. But here everyone's anaonymous. No reason to put on the mask like you have in real life.
Frienship only exists, because in our subconscious it is linked to gaining something from someone else. It's just a mind trick, a vestige of an ancient survival strategy. As soon as you stop being able to provide any sort of profit to your "friend", this whole friendship business ends.
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>>11893426
She's a princess, and she'll imprison you for saying such awful things about her.
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>>11893435
maybe
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>people whose favorite pony isn't one of the main six
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>>11893438

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSZUcL5Hmk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ifV5KvxJY
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>>11893313
That would be better
Or maybe as Gaping
I can imagine her nose flopping around when you hit it
Pinkie would be the best invader
She'd chase you through every area of wherever you are, making you fear for your humanity

then when she finally corners you, you look down and see a circle of prism stones, with an item in the middle
as you pick up your titanite slab, she does the wave gesture and black crystals out
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>>11893461
>watching ponies instead of playing them

DYEWTS
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>>11893452
We are rude because we can vent, we don't need to deal with bullshit.

Real friends do exist, but I'll tell you that they are very hard to come by.
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>>11893473
this. You can like them, but based on what? Fan fiction?
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would a pony a sauna
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>>11893426
How dare you. My pure maiden waifu doesn't poo.

My little sister asked me the other day how ponies went to the bathroom. I told her "like dogs". She seemed confused and said "But they" then stopped. I think it's just occurred to her that ponies don't have genitals.
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>>11893520
Pony does what it wants
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>>11893370
I'm sorry, but I just don't swing that way...

You're absolutely precious though
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wwould you?
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>>11893524
Or that they're not dogs.
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Just dropping by to post some requests.
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>>11893524

I just imagined her expressions in my mind and I can't stop laughing.
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>>11893493
are you playing with your little pony again anon?
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>>11893551
Yes, all over those legs
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>>11893551
If she smelled just like her pony version it would be a done deal.
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>>11893562
And this.
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>>11893551
Yes. But I doubt she would.
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>>11893524
But if she's see The Last Roundup or Baby Cakes, she knows they poo
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>>11893562
new gf when?
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>>11893551
Would I what?
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>>11893579
hot damn
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>>11893579

Dooks new GF when?
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>>11893579
You taking requests right now?
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>>11893575
What does her pony version smell like?
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>>11893583
She did we watched The Last Roundup together Obviously they do, but I don't think the "where does it come out" occurred to her I guess.
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>>11893585
you know.

would.
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>>11893571
My nigga.
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>>11893579
>>11893562
Nice job!
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>>11893584
>>11893595
Give me 15 minutes, I'll go dinner then stream it.

>>11893607
Sure.
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>>11893488
Well those I'm not so surprised. Bring me to life just caught me by surprise, and I already fucking despise that thrift store shit.
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>>11893621
Play football with her? Of course!
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>>11893621
Why does Dash have her skirt all the way up to her belly button?
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>>11893569
Pony keeps killing me over and over again.
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>>11893551
Would I turn her back into a pony?
Yes.
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>>11893644
What "back into"?

She's never been a pony, you're thinking of Rainbow Dash.
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>>11893642
So others can see her bike shorts and know she's not one of those super girly girls who can't into pants.
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>>11893608
Mixture of sweat, cheap cologone and wetness (she always get wet when shes flying around due to excitment, you can smell her sex at all times at that point)
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>>11893402
>>11893403
This would be the REAL best ending: CMC get their marks, Rarity becomes a princess by marriage, RD becomes a wonderbolt, and Pinkie and Gummy wander into the woods, looking for their next adventure. "Hey, why don't you come with us?"
Screen turns white as you push through the bushes
credits black-on-white
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>>11893662
Eh. That feels a little more off, somehow.
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So how often are we going to see Twilight carted about in the faggot-mobile in season 4?
those toys aren't going to shill themselves!
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>>11893684

I AM JUST WAITING FOR AJ'S TRUCK
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>>11893684
About as often as the mane six become crystal ponies.
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>>11893435
It's about girls. Girls walking around naked on all fours. Girls hugging and laughing naked. Nude sleepovers, having their nails done naked, governing naked, and sometimes arguing naked.

Why, you don't like girls shows, anon?
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Pony is naked for you
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>>11893662
WHAT ABOUT BESTPONE

YOU ALSO FORGOT APPLEJACK
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>>11893633
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>>11893695
>denial
lel
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>>11893641
Would you help her stretch first? It's important she gets her legs nice and warmed up. You're going to have to help her by letting her lie down and you're going to have to bend her leg as far up against her chest as you can. She's going to want you to put your whole body into it. Both legs. Don't mind the grunting.

Then she's going to want to do it standing up and using you as her stretching post. She'll put a foot on your shoulder and stretch until your noses are almost touching.

Afterwards she's going to want you to help her with her post-game stretch as well. After all, you were so good at the pre-game one. Don't mind the sweat glistening off of her warm body or her sky blue thighs rubbing against your torso.
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>>11893641
Don't play coy with me.
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>>11893452
But people refuse to invest anymore. Friends must be nurtured, like plants, so they can give you their fruit when they bloom.
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>>11893716
But all of the ponies are naked, all of the time.
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This community is too circle jerky and pointless. I only come here to check artists new work anyways.

I'm going to stick to checking artist tumblrs and the /art/ section on the sub. I would like it if artists were to use that board instead.

Goodbye.
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>>11893743
For you
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>>11893488
Do they have "I kissed a girl"?
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>>11893735
I think you just broke me, anon
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>>11893505
I wish this was true, but you know the song "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out"? My life took a turn for the worse at some point and sure enough I had to fend for myself for a while. I got up again and live fairly well now, because i don't spend much and now that I'm back to normal again I sometimes hear people asking me to help or if I'm okay when minor shit happens. This makes me furious. Where were they when I needed actual help? Where were they when I had to fight for survival? Nowhere. Nobody helped me. As much as I wish this friendship shit was real, I've been fucked over a little too often. If you have nothing to give you might as well not exist. People walk past homeless people as if they weren't there, but stick like barnacles to rich people and suck up to them. That is exactly what it is all about. I try to accept people, but at this point I'm too convinced that the reason why people have friends have nothing to do with any altruistic wishful thinking.
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>>11893696
They're ponies anon.
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>>11893716
She has a hat though.
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>>11893737
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>>11893721
>BESTPONE
WHY DONT YOU POST HER THEN
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>>11893786
Still naked
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>>11893786
She "left the hat on" for you.
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>>11893786
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>>11893794
Okay, here is bestpone
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>>11893786
Not if she's eating it
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>>11893692
it's actually more possible
Twilight knows about cars and how it can help humans go long distances
So she can put 2 and 2 and help create magic powered cars and trucks
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>>11893786
So does this one, and it's way more fashionable
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>>11893757
dammit why do i always giggle whenever i see that line?
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>>11893768
>Afterwards she'll slap your butt and tell you "good game".
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>>11893835
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>>11893696
>governing naked
unf
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>>11893829
No anon, EqG will never be brought up in the show.
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>>11893835
It's not as practical though.

>>11893815
>do you want the hat on or off?
>off please
>too bad
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>>11893761
I found this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWUlJKiqkuc
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>>11893829
But if she sees or hears about a car accident, she'll keep it under her hat. Especially if she hears the statistics on car accidents.
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>>11893731
I thought that RD was going to get completely stuck between those cheeks. Or even sucked in.
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>>11893844
Unf
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sex with celestia
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>>11893818
twilight is not bestpone anymore, as cancer cannot be a pony
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Would you a little pony if you were a little girl?
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Okay, time to get back to watching Star Wars. Good night!
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>>11893829
it's complete bullshit that we didn't see her reaction to cars
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>>11893735
>>11893844
the pony dash would do this too, funnily enough
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AJ is really selfish with her hat
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>>11893929
What if cancer pony attacking cell ponies?
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>>11893926
What kind of drink is that?
Is it a cocktail with Sunny D?
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>>11893934
I'd probably try to brush their hair and end up puling to hard.
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pony refuses to release your waffle
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>>11893934
No. I would a big stallion
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>>11893962
Then I will take it from her.
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What if pony grew up on the wrong side off the tracks with saltoholic parents that grow magic energy crystals to get by.
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>>11893955
cocks and Sunny D are involved, yes.
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>>11893488
>>11893872
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3lk47VC_R0

Gentlemen welcome to hell
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>>11893731
Hmm, not really my cup of tea man.

I'm coloring something by that artist tho, you might like it.
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>>11893992
>What if

bro that's Fluttershy's childhood, DYEWTS
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>>11893929
>cancer cannot be a pony
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>>11894015
Worth a shot

Lessee what you got
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>>11893980
pony begins sobbing uncontrollably

what do
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>>11893967
A stallion like that would impale you to death.
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Celestia Quest resumes in 13 hours and 30 minutes.
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>>11893907
xiiiieeeeriiiilllll
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>there a re people here who would sexually an EG character
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>>11894001
unf
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THE ARISTOCRATS
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>>11893081
You know, maybe I will.

/moronsonofboron
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>>11894040
I ask her why she is crying.
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>>11894083
>+12
NOT IN MY GLORIOUS MURRIKA
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>>11894083
WOAH DOOKS

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK
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>>11894071
>there are people who would sexually a horse
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>>11894098
>gr streaming
>just as i'm going to sleep

nooo
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I have a headache.

Console me with handsome stallions.
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>>11894098
Oh, boy, it's going to be bland!
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>>11894083
Hey this is a Christian imageboard.
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>>11894095
COMEDY GOLD
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I need pictures.

Pictures of Silver Spoon.
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>>11894083
>imgur link
>(dead)
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>>11894134
he deleted it

he even warned us in the email field
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>>11894065
Wh-what
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>>11894133
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>>11894133
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>>11894121
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>>11894083
>implying you can hide from 4chanX
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>>11894133
Pony or human?
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>>11894134
You can never be safe enough.

Gravity Falls stream starts in 5 minutes

http://derpy.me/3TUyi
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>>11894083
Does she actually have wings in the sketch?
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>>11894157
Pony of course.
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>>11894159

...Which episode
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>>11893941
This is true, but I'd prefer if it was school age Dash. She'd end up in all the sports uniforms. I'd try out for the sports just to become closer to her.

>End up the towel and water boy.
>She treats you like you're all hers.
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>>11894159
>still deleting his posts in 30 seconds
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
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>>11894133
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>>11894171
That's her tail
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>>11894133
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>>11894150
Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash
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>>11894133
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>>11894185
No I just forgot to clear that field.
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Anyone know their birthdays?
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>>11894186
>that series
fucking UNF
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>>11894189
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>>11894199
I just wanted a link to download it
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>>11894133
>>11894188
and another for good measure
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>>11894133
Does this work?
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>>11894199

Dooks why you so cray cray?
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DAYMARE

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa~
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>>11894177
Well, I don't have too many screenshots.
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>>11894211
http://megafiles.se/bv2e82up8imn


Allright, last post.
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>>11894199
Ok
Alright
We're clear
Everyone relax
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>>11894125
Isn't that AA? If you're going to insult someone, do it properly.
>>
WHAT DID DOOKS POST?
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So I saw the adorable picture of Pinkie and Big Mac playing Jenga.

Where's the picture of Pinkie and Big Mac performing open heart surgery?
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>>11894247
A picture of his new miniature pony
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>>11894247
A taco
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>>11894238
to be fair theyre both pretty bland
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>>11894247
He bought a miniature pony.
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>>11894247

A colored picture of your mother.
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>>11894247
http://i.imgur.com/tXaulSw.png
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>>11894269
>>11894258
What color was it?
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http://derpy.me/3TUyi
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>>11894221
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMARE

aaaaAaaAAaaaa-
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>>11894213
wait what? dt and ss appear in eg? i know the cmc do
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Have you measured your pony's butt yet?
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>>11894296
DYEWTSpinoff
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>>11894202
It's a series?
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>>11894308
I couldn't find a tape measure big enough
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Someone was requesting fizzle earlier?
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>>11894348

I wasn't but I am now.
that greentext was wonderful please sequeal
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>>11894348
Are you offering to draw him?
Or write him?
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>>11894206
Would you do both EqG Dash and pony Dash at the same time? I'm sure they'd be into it~
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>Dooks' stream won't even load for me
thanks obama
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>>11894348
If you're offering drawing, draw him hanging with some human.
If you're capping, it's already done.
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>fondling my balls
>one of my testicles appears to be missing

Uhhhhh, I feel like I should be an an ER or something...?
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>>11894371
>>11894374
he obviously means a drawing you fuckign retards. go fuck off to /mlp/ if you want someone to "write" something
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>>11894348
who?
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>>11894416
le mad face xd
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>>11894386
Would they compete to see who's better at it?
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>>11894374
I'm terrible at writing but I might draw.
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>>11894403
It's probably sucked up into the socket. Stand up and massage your pelvic bone where it meets your dick and see if you can work it out. It's not a bad thing
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>>11894416
wow, did >fanfiction kill your family or something?
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>>11894403
Hitler pls
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How true is this
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>>11894485
what a nerd
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>>11894491
the artist is kind of a geek, too
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>>11894386
unf
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>>11894485
flip the labels around
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>>11894386
>>11894436
M-maybe?
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>>11894485
Not at all.
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>>11894403

You better get there QUICK, that happened to my cousin once caused him to have a stroke.

>>11894450
DON'T DO THIS, I could excelerate the issue.
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>>11894485
haha programmars are boring artists are mad cool
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>>11894485
I wish I had a room filled with deadpool stuff
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>>11894485
The artist side is true of every artist I've met, not sure about programmer
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>>11894440
as it should be
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>>11893735
>You'll never be the new colt at Cloudsdale High
>You'll never find yourself standing around awkwardly at P.E. when the teacher tells everyone to split into pairs to warm up
>The outgoing filly with rainbow hair won't see you're the new kid and partner up with you
>You won't help her stretch and accidentally grab her in the wrong spot to see her squirm and stifle a giggle
>When you realize you found a ticklish spot Dash would blush seeing the expression on your face.
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>>11894400
Not too great with humans.
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What are you listening to right now, MLPG?
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>>11894598
Teach the world to fap
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>>11894598
A compilation of all the recruitment themes from Fire Emblem.
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>>11894598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DgbB_uN4Ww
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>>11894615
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPHLPmt914
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>>11894598
Mt's stream.
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>>11894598
http://youtu.be/Atw9qUWiNio
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>>11894598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6w3j7cWa0
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It's tough! It's really tough being a success!
Sigh... I am so jealous of you useless bastards who have never even gotten close to any kind of success.
Y'know, the biggest obstacle when attempting new challenges are your past accomplishments.
They'll trip you up! You can't escape them!
Sigh... I am so jealous of you useless bastards... No one expects anything from you, and you're so happy...
You can do anything! Worry-free!
Sigh... It's really tough being a success!
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>>11894598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5i8gfqLLyw
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>>11894627
>brony music
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>>11894598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCXOIam-kzc
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>>11894485
>Why not both
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>>11894598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
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>>11894556
>"Don't get cheeky with me, kid."
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>>11894598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=887Glv9BSkg

It sounds rubbish on youtube though
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>>11894690
Artrammer or Progtist?
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>>11894598
Your favorite pony breathing
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>>11894733
You don't even know who my favorite pony is.
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>>11894556
>>11894715
fuck off
no sex
dont bother
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>>11894674
It's a serious cover of a very silly song from a series called "Rainbow Dash Presents" that parodies and pokes fun of dark and 'famous' fanfics. A shit ton of work goes into those.

I forgot all about Princewhatever until I saw that cover pop up.

The cheerful tune of a real boyfriend and girlfriend singing to each other calling each other pet names makes me sad ;_;
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>>11894750
Yes I do
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>>11894627
I prefer the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5Y
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>>11894755
eat shit
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>>11894763
No you don't.
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>>11894783
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5Y
The original is great, I was just impressed they could make it sound real. Unless it was one before this?
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>>11894795
Pony does.
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>>11894800
I bet she would squeal if you stuck your finger in there
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>>11894810
Pony knows who my favorite pony is?
What else does pony know?
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>>11894755
You're just angry you weren't friends with Dash when you were young teenagers.

Don't be angry, we weren't either.
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>>11894702
The horse is on fire, and there's no marker in the new thread
And the piss is all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dork wind blows

The janitors are corrupt
And we're on so many feels
With the hiatus on and original content gone

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible fandom
And the fandom is bleeding to death

The contributors have fallen down
And no requests are being drawn
And the Anons are all dead at the top of their reposts

It went like this:

The third season toppled in on itself
Anons posting ponies
Picked through the shitposts
And wrote their greentext stories

The threads were beautiful on fire
All walls of text stretching across the thread
Everything washed in a thin layer of piss

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last threads"

You started a new horse
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We posted in one morning thread and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of shitposts

I open up the archive
And it's full of piss
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>>11894809
>>11894783
>>11894760
holy shit
is this really mlpg

wha the actual fuck?
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>>11892331
>MLPG still thinks you're ded.
Good. Gooood.
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>>11894829
The mysteries of the universe
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>>11894598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rfEU3zMVqc
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>>11894819
She'd probably make noises if you put it in her ear too
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>>11894819
In... her nose?
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>>11894846
mlpg is full of piss anon
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>>11894846
>people like what you don't
7 billion people on this planet, and this still surprises people?
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>>11894851
obsidian pls
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>>11894851
Kraut pls
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>>11894846
Calm down, Squidward, two of those were the same guy and one was just replying.
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>>11894836
do you really think i give a shit?
if it isn't about sex
why should anyone care
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>filename related, it's what I say when all the famous contributors are cowards who resort to blocking me
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>>11894846

yes

http://mlpg.co/dashie/
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>>11894824
like who?
>>
shoot did i miss discussion about princewhatever

i really liked his bab seed cover a lot
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>>11894884
because your opinion doesn't matter
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pony
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>>11894887
>I'm an athiest
>debate me
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>>11894926
Which pony is the most euphoric?
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>>11894884
Because some people like fun feels. You'd be surprised by this, but some forms of entertainment aren't about sex.
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>>11894926
I don't have a response because I don't understand.

Here's a filename I was proud of before I developed standards!
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>>11894884
because sometimes awkward or amusing teenage moments are fun too.

Not everything is for beating your meat anon.
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>>11894920

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zuUgYPIj0
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>>11894674
>mfw hardly anybody I meet knows what show this is from or how great it is
>mfw someone should stram some episodes
>mfw I have no face
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>>11894923
>The blood ravens have taken your favorite pony as a sacred relic of the chapter
What do?
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>>11894884
Just because you don't enjoy it doesn't mean other people don't.
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>>11894979
Obviously I will thank them for the gift and take it back.
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>>11894979
she's a good pon
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>>11894887
only a masochist would enjoy your presence
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Thanks for coming to the stream!

See you guys in a few days.
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>>11894556
>>11894715
I know I fucked up the pic somehow, before you point it out.
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>>11894965

....I'm actually impressed.
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Why was Spike wearing Rarity's dress?

Because he wanted to dress in dragon!
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>>11894979
You're so generous, thank you for giving me my favorite pony.
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>>11894965
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>>11894993
You don't even know who I am, so here's a hint for you.

Enjoy searching the archive to find my identity with this new info, stalkerfag.
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>>11894995
>stream

what did I miss?
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>>11894952
>>11894955
>>11894981

i can tell you're new to mlpg

non sexual feels are dead in mlpg

it's always one guy slowly samefagging and no one responding

unlike most sex related ones where you have different people working on it, they usually get faster responses and get capped. and shit, it even lead to a oc created for the guy who does most of them

so tell me, does mlpg really care about non sexual "feels" anymore?
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>>11894995
w-what stream
what did i miss
who are you
who am i
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>>11895015

Gravity Falls season finale.
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>>11895013
you're NBS.
this level of autism is typical of you.
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>>11895016
You certainly don't.
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>>11895027
>finale
fucking really?
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>>11895027
well fuck me sideways
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>>11895000
I liked the amount of energy put into it. It's a rock version that sounds generously energetic. It helps a lot that he added more lyrics to make the song more his. Then crammed the Smile song in there.
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>>11895013
What makes you think anyone would care?
>>
http://derpy.me/SAazq

MsoB streaming
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>>11895046
yes really
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>>11895027
Season 2 is over already?
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>>11895050
streaming what?
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>>11895016
>what_illiterate_anon_believes.jpg
>mfw

>>11895040
What did I do? All I did was moan about cowards.

>>11895049
See above.
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So anything interesting at that AKR and Sisby panel at whatever con is going on?
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>>11895027
>>11895055
>season finale
What happened to the other two episodes?
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>>11895016
There only seems to be one guy, namely you, that shits things up if it isn't sex all the time in a story..

Sod off.
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>>11895064
you lack the self-awareness to understand.
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>>11895071
Was there a VA panel yet?
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>>11892331
Why am I never on this list?
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>>11895016
Look, pal, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and think maybe you're just stupid.
Nonsexual feels are the bread and butter that form the basis of all other feels. They are the protoforms, the foundation. Why wouldn't we care about them?
>>
WHICH PONY IS MOST LIKELY TO HAVE PONY AIDS?
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>>11895073

Well, I thought it was a finale.

A giant fucking cliffhanger, thats for sure.
>>
>>11895100
CELESTIA
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>>11895048
>generously energetic
>gen...er...ic
>generic
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>>11895055
new season in a year?
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>>11895083
Lack of self-awareness? Are you kidding? In real life, I'm aware 24/7 of how different I am, even if I'm breathing slightly slower than everyone else. Here, I'm aware 365 days a year of my superiority.

>>11895100
RARITY
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I really wish artists would get a side tumblr for all the QA. I hate it when I follow someone for their art and then they spam your dash with random questions and answers.
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>>11895095

I'm wondering why I'm not on it anymore.
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>>11895100

Rainbow Dash keeps fucking Ziggers, so her.
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>>11895100
The Mayor, obviously.
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>>11895102
Well unless something has changed there's two episodes remaining.
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>>11895124
Oh, you.
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>>11895100
Zecora

You heard what I said. Want to fight about it?
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>>11895124

Drawing tonight?
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>>11895117
I see someone follows Kevinsano's NSFW tumblr too.
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>>11895146
DEDMAU5?
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>>11895146
BE BETTER AT PRESSING BUTTONS THIS TIME YOU STUPID PONY
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>>11895154
No, I'm drawing tonight.
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>>11895098
read
>anymore

how many non sexual feels you remember seeing capped lately. one, the teen dragon one, after it was requested since it already had a pastebin

now, can you remember the last 3 or so non sexual caps from these past months? or how about an actually finished greentext chain that doesn't die off from no interest?
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would you the mark of khorne crusaders?
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>>11895180
The whole tonight?
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>>11895148
>tfw the time turner is mayor mare's assistant fanon is completely dead
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>>11895182
what? that dragon cap is totally sexual
>>
http://i.imgur.com/ERh4tlH.png

I dont even.
>>
I have this idea for a stupid comic but I can't decide on on detail
Should Fluttershy accidentally whack Dash or should Dash accidentally whack Fluttershy?
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>>11895115
as I said. no self-awareness.
only the delusions of a malfunctioning mind.
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>>11895215
fs on dash
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>>11895182
Every time one starts, someone, probably you tries to shit on it. You are actively reducing the variety of content, way to go.
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>>11895188
I'd slap them and send them to the bathroom to watch the ketchup.
Then I'd put them to wash the ketchup from the walls and floors
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>>11895182

That pinkie sleepover thing that Brae did was almost not sexual.
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You just woke up on an empty room, you don't know how you got there, or how you even look.

You should try remembering that.
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>>11895182
>There are no more non-sexual stories
>Better drop them all entirely for sex

>Meanwhile people complain there's too much sex in other stores
God-damn if it ain't one thing it's another.
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>>11895202
>fanon
That shit's canon though he's been seen with her a few times now
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>>11895215
Why not both?
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>>11895215
the former.
>>
http://emulation-general.wikia.com/wiki/Emulation_General_Wiki

>/vg/ made an emulation wiki
>>
>>11894715
>>11894556
>Raunchy risky high-school sex with a teenage Rainbow

oh god my dick
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>>11895156
does he even draw SWF?
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>>11895251
eh it won't work that way
>>11895254
>>11895229
okay
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>>11895247
I think I look like the pony version of morgan freeman
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>>11895214
What, is that, what? Is she on top, what is she....what?
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>>11895262

Almost all NSFW artists do.
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>>11895248
>implying mlpg is one person
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>>11895247
bite my own leg
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>>11895247
check inventory
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>>11895244
Can you go for a few minutes without anonymously plugging your shit for once?
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>>11895146
Hey Dooks. Love how you encouraged people to be cowards and accused me of not meaning what I say. It's adorable, I'll tell you what. As in have heart attacks adorable.

>>11895228
Are you an Optoma? Because you're a fantastic projector.

>mfw
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>>11895279
I think she's a satyr.
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>>11895244
>But anon, this here khorne fellow says he'll give us our marks for sure this time!
>All we have to do is remove the false princess, whatever that means...
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>>11895209
ham that even proves my point even more

if it's not sexual, it gets ignored

>>11895244
another thing that proves my point. people only care about sex and will try to change it into sexual
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>>11895215
Flu->>11895251
I think it'd be funny if Fluttershy whacked Rainbow then she hit her back.
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>>11895064
>fanfiction
>literacy
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>>11895247
Fuck that, let's masturbate and go back to sleep for a few more hours.
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>>11895214
YES
NOW I CAN HAVE TITS
AND ARMS HOLDING ME
WITH MAREPUSSY
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>>11895214
I feel like I've seen the two halves of this image before, but separately.
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>>11895294
Avatarfag one more time and I'll sell MY soul to the devil first and kill you, I swear to god.
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>>11895306
if this game actually gets finished one day I will eat my own mousepad
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>>11895294
NBS/Ross please leave no one here likes you.
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>>11895284
I know that, but I find it funny that this guy is complaining about there being no more non-sexual stories, then tells the non-sexual story to fuck off.
>>
>>11895244
>>11895302
it actually started out sexual
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>>11895306
>Twilight = Hasbro
>Ponies = Fandom
>Derpy = Crying Statue of Liberty
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>>11895321
I thought they confirmed it dead.
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>>11895321
I thought it was ded
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>>11895321
>if this game actually gets finished one day I will eat my own mousepad

It'll get finished. But like 10 years after MLP is relevant.
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>>11895319
Do it, faggot.

>>11895322
NBS here. If I were Ross I would keep being irrelevant.
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>>11895298
whoops, meant to reply to >>11895233
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>>11895306
>Derpy: EA
>Twilight: DRM
>Ponies: Paying Customers
>Other Kart Racer: Pirates
>>
>>11895322
who is nbs?
>>
Hey, I'm new to the brony fandom. What ask tumblrs do you guys recommend?
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>>11895340
>>11895341
That's good i like my mousepad. It has Rainbow Dash on it.
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>>11895250
Dr. Hooves is more canon than that
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>>11895352
All the grimdark edgy Pinkamena ones.
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Do pone have long tongues?
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>>11895352
ask-applebloom
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>>11895294
truly, you have my pity.
>>
>>11895380
It was a bad joke, I know.
>>
>>11895302
Is there anything in human nature that isn't either killing each other or fucking?
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>>11895343
you ARE irrelevant.
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>>11895367
Yes.
DYEWTS?
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>>11895390
>implying you contribute

Anon, YOU'RE small time.
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>>11895351
not ben stiller
a nachos-tier shitposter
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>>11895343
At least he draws

You do what exactly?
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Why is she so purple?
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>>11895261
Odd, I didn't see any sex in that story, Mr. Anon. Are you trying to force a point?

Now, whether Dash invites you over to her house one afternoon to practice for the big game and throws you down afterwards and has her way with your mouth, that's one thing.
It'd also certainly wouldn't be out of the question if afterwards she dry humped you right there on the grass. I mean, two horny teenagers on a hot, humid day, I would understand.

But she's going to make you work for it, Anon. She wants 110% out of you.
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stop kissing ponies anon
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>>11895351
Kraut is trying to pull another Tofu.
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>>11895398
>he actually watches the show
what are you autistic? It's a show for little girls, faggot.
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>>11895420
Because she disobeyed Wonka.
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>>11895414
>implying I don't
sweetie doesn't want to go on that date anymore.
>>
Wololo!
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>>11895426
Okay, I'll just kiss you from now on.
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>>11895422
see now this is actually good
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>>11895446
Rogan?
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>>11895431
Blueberry is the worst inflation
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>>11895441
WAIT WHAT

YES SHE DOES

DON'T DO THIS TO ME ANON
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>>11895416
>nachos

I wish I still had my SBaHJ reaction pics so I could get my nacho on you know what I'm sayin...

>>11895419
Write.

>>11895441
>implying that is you

If it's you, post proof. If you do, guess what?

Silver Spoon is a better filly and your attempts at good feels are awful, in hindsight.

>mfw all the dicksuckers will attack me for having a different point of view
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>>11895470
it's too late
why didn't you stop it
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>>11895441
good

that was fucking shit and forced
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>>11895464
I'd rather remain blissfully unaware of that sort of thing.
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Ponk
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LIVESTREAMING CORALINE
/mtdoodledump
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>>11895422
Pff. Doin' it in the privacy of a home is for dweebs.

Now, the rarely-used stairwell on the east side of the school building...honhonhon.

Or maybe even having her sneak up on you while you're showing in the colts locker room.
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>>11895272
You suddenly remember you're...

Morgan Freeman?
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>>11895470
I JUST RUINED YOUR SHITTY FEELS!

WHAT NOW, FFFFFFUCKERS?

>>11895484
Mein niger.
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>>11895476
You write? What have you written? Post it if you've got it, otherwise you're just blowing hot air out your ass.
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So.

We have Satyr porn now. Of this girl no less.
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>>11895500
Awww, shit.
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
PONIES
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YO NIGGAS MT IS STREAMING CORALINE GET IN HERE
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>>11895500
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11895488
Woah now, why would she go in there? Wouldn't there be other colts in the locker room?
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>>11895504
we already had satyr porn for a while, hope was done weeks ago
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>>11895486
Pi
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>>11895364
>All the grimdark edgy Pinkamena ones.

There's more than one?
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>>11895512
CARROT TOP

CARROT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>11895517
We stayed after school to practice, remember?
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>>11895503
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mb03r1bVbC2JNA2SF3paXNlbp3HGviu9F9TegktynVk/edit

Also working on a shitty romance series to reflect upon a life I'll never have. Expect it eventually.
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>>11895420
She's more of a mulberry.
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>>11895476
those grapes are probably sour anyways.
>>
>>11895527
DERPYQUEST?
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>>11895527
DERPY
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>>11895525
>Sexually casual ponies

This is my fetish
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>>11895510
I don't like Coraline
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>>11895527
>shipping DerpyTop

My view of you drops lower and lower!

>>11895537
Whatcha referring to?
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>>11895544

THEN I DONT LIKE YOU
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>>11895528
Oh. That's right. I don't think Dash would be that easy though. She'd sneak into the colt's locker room to surprise you. But only to scare you then afterwards run out with your clothes.
>>
I know we joke that Moot is a faggot, but I'm so glad he kept 4chan independent. He could have sold it for Jew Gold to some corporation, like reddit. Imagine all the restrictions that would have then followed.
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>>11895542
>you're railing applejack in the barn
>apple bloom walks in, grabs a jar of compote, and tells applejack that dinner will be ready in an hour so make sure she's washed up by then
>big mac comes in a few minutes later to put up some tools and walks back out after nodding to you
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>>11895529
>no byline
Anybody could have written that. And it's an unsecured link. What sort of writer keeps their stuff on an unsecure and editable link?
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>>11895565
I don't need your likes, get dunked faggot.

But I wish you luck with your stream, Mr. Anon
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>>11895585

God damn.
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Sorry to whoever.
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>>11895585
>Having a casual conversation with Mayor Mare while pounding away into Dash, right in the middle of the town square
>No one even bats an eye
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>>11895622
aww man that's super cute
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>>11895585
THIS IS PERFECT AND ACCEPTABLE.

>>11895595
There, fixed.
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>>11895394
>/co/ in a nutshell
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>>11895527
*yawn*

I'm here, I'm here.
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>>11895622

oh god
yes
thank you thank you
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>>11895638
i saw something scurry
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>>11895462
COME TAKE IT BURNING
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>>11895622
Is
Is Anon straddling his tail?
Lewd
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>>11895638
get some better pajamas, woman!
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>>11895638
>I HAD THAT DREAM AGAIN
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>>11895650
WHAT IF HE DID

WHAT IF HE DIDN'T
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>>11895662
I wonder how the guy who first pointed out derpy feels right now
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I need reminding, did Celestia quest run recently? Did we go past 13?
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>>11895666

Everything will be okay, Satan.
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>>11895685
i forget what the last number is but it resumes tomorrow
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>>11895666
"You had those dreams where you turned into Morgan Freeman and Ben Stiller again?"
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>>11895696
Good, then I didn't fuck up.
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>>11895577
>You'll never be in track with Dash.
>She'll never tell you one day that if you shave you'll be more aerodynamic.
>She'll tell it to you completely straight-faced.
>Next meet you come, legs smooth and clean.
>She chuckles with everyone else at you falling for it.
>She'll tell you afterwards that she likes it.
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>>11895659
I didn't finish but sure, if you want.
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>>11895705
Why are you giving him attention?
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>>11895705
YES
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>>11895705
>having this much of a petty grudge against me

I would know. I'm the second-pettiest person here!

I just got dethroned, before you ask.
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>>11895685

My eighth grade English teacher had these things called "Quests" instead of doing test or quizzes. It was pretty much a weekly vocab exam that covered 20 to 40 words.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>11895553
>implying he doesnt support canon
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http://derpy.me/SAazq

MsoB still drawing amazon Twilight
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>>11895705
wait, how does pony know who's morgan freeman and ben stiller?
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>>11895723
you're in no position to complain about petty grudges
if anyone here is deserving of a grudge against them it's you
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>>11895734
I'm sorry, where is Derpy in those pictures?
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>>11895734
>canon
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>>11895743
Derpy watches a lot of movies.
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>>11895742
>amazon
you got my attention!
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>>11895734

I always thought the layout teams didn't give a shit about background ponies but more recently it seems as though they've been going out of their way to create subtle continuities among them.
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>>11895742
oh, I got excited for a moment but then I saw that it was MsoB drawing.
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>>11895731
Are you female?
Are you a pony?
Are you of legal age?

If you answered no to any of these questions then I would rather not fuck your butt.
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>>11895744
>implying complaining

Can't a nigga just point shit out?
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>>11895746
>>11895751
exactly
dinky being related to carrot top is canon
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>>11895722
"Well don't worry, I'm here now, and everything will be fine"
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>>11895755
It probably helps when you know someone will actually take notice
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>>11895754
>massive tits
attention's gone.
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>>11895774

>not liking QT shotas
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>>11895734
That's not how canon works.
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>>11895723
nobody even mentioned you. He mentioned Ben Stiller. Not Not Ben Stiller

holy shit are you conceited
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>>11895784
HAHAHAHA
OH GOD YOUR PJs ARE HILARIOUS
WHAT ARE YOU 4 YEARS OLD?
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>>11895779
You're missing my point.

Dooks is shipping DerpyTop. Some dude posted a Dinky being related to Carrot Top thing that had nothing to do with Derpy.
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>>11895742
How disappointing.
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>>11895798
Pfft. That's the same thing you dummies said about Trixie being a post-op transsexual.
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>>11895665
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>>11895799
You don't just mention Ben Stiller in a general I frequent. That's too big a coincidence.
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>>11895807
>Dooks is shipping DerpyTop

what?
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>>11895799
What about his evil twin, Not Not Not Ben Stiller?
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>>11895822
you heard me.
those things don't even have color.
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OWEN WILSON ARE YOU HERE?
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my heart won't stop pounding in my chest

what's happening to me
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>>11895831
...That would be me.

>>11895828
You don't just put two mares in the same building.
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>>11895856
you're becoming a human
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>>11895828
maybe they're just roommates and Derpy is a retarded marechild
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>>11895856
You're in love!
just kidding. You're dying.
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>>11895856

you're thinking about your waifu

who is it
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>>11895856
You're suffering a pony attack. Thousands of tiny, incorporeal ponies are making your heart beat faster and faster. The only way to slow it down is to run away from them as fast as you can. Don't stop until your heart calms down.
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My internet is shirt.
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>>11895866
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

Derpy is clumsy, not retarded.
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>>11895882
Do you hat it?
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9/10
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>>11895862
>two people in the same room
>they must be fucking
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alright, a buddy of my sister's from london is here celebrating his birthday on the 11th so I was going to buy something for him on amazon. what's something your average british teen visiting the united states would want that he can't get back in home but can still get through customs and is in the price range of about $50, plus or minus ten bucks or so?
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>>11895884
Fuck your fanon. I believe what I want. I don't even like the name Derpy.
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>>11895908
pretty
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>>11895908
10/10, would watch from afar and tell my friends how cool she is
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>>11895910
Given how slashfags here operate? Yep.

>>11895917
Hey Yamino.
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>>11895915
A pony
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>>11895910
sentenal we already know that if you were locked in a room with eve and told to populate the earth you'd just tell her how bright the stars are and then humanity dies and god starts over with ponies
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>that avatarfag retard
>Quest
>no horse cock
what a horrible night.
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>>11895915
A gu-
>can still get through customs
Uhh... I dunno, a shitton of good bacon?
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>>11895908
I'd repeatedly hit on her, get socked, before she found it somewhat endearing and decided to give me a shot.

I know I'm unrealistic, don't remind me.

>>11895954
I have a name, y'know.
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>>11895952
>god starts over with ponies
And how is this a bad thing?
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>>11895949

I want to get him a gift, not a commitment.
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>>11895834
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>>11895946
>thinking I am Yamino
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>>11895982
>get socked repeatedly*

Man I'm the worst tonight.
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>>11895994
What the

Am I still dreaming
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>>11895784
>>11895822
i want to snuggle pajama pone
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>>11895915
>>11895973
A for Effort

If he didn't have to take it back home, I think a trip to a gun range would be fun.
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>>11895994
much better!
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>>11895954
It is bad.
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What the

Am I still creaming
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>>11896001
Who ever you are, I wish you didn't come back.
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>>11896001
It's the only explanation, unless you are a dirty traitor.

If you're a dirty traitor, you best not talk shit.
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>>11896031
the feeling is most likely mutual.
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>>11896031
Why you gotta be so mean bro. I never really left, I was in your heart all along
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>>11895994
You forgot your nightcap.
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>>11895994
THEY STILL LOOK LIKE WHAT A FILLY OR A MANCHILD WOULD WEAR
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>>11895954
>expecting MLPG being good during hiatus
>expecting MLPG to be ever good
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>NBS is avatarfagging now

So, after being kicked out of literally every single MLPG-related community, you still want to get another time out

Astounding
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>try to watch some old episodes
>try to watch movie
>get bored in less than 5 minutes every time

I just realized I'm finally 100% not interested in MLP anymore since I first started watching it in Feb. 2011 (Suited For Success).

Later, nerds.
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>>11895954
>No horsecock
We can fix that!

BRAEBURNED!
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>>11896026
"Now how about we all go to sleep now, allright?"
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>>11896107
please no
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>>11896107
No.
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>>11896089
There's more, I know it. I just have to find it.
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>>11896107
stop
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>>11896105
Bye, have fun with the rest of your life anon.

I'll see you tomorrow.
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>>11896117
>blueberry
Don't do it! It's drugged!
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>>11896117
THEN PONY BLOWS UP
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>>11896107

But i haven't even drawn horsecock here in months
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>>11896105
We have nothing to look forward to. You're making the right descision.
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>>11896151
>>11896128
>>11896125
>Not liking that faggot

The man knows how to draw a nice horsecock.
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>>11896089
>a shitposter avatarfags with one of my favorite gamecube games

worst feel
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>>11896173
And I hope it stays that way.
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>>11896173
You're too much of a gentleman.
Why aren't you sharing?
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>>11896177
I like braeburned, I just don't like horsecocks or the discussion they bring.
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>>11896173

DRAW HORSEHOCKS
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>>11896177
Even if it were true, that would still be a very poor reason to like someone.
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>>11896117
...will you tell me a bedtime story?
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big floppy horsecocks
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>>11896178
>implying I don't mean what I say
>implying I shitpost when no one is attacking me because they won't get the fuck over me delivering unlimited TOLD works towards Jessy
>implyra
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>>11896204
I've heard worse reasons.
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>>11896173
Fuck off.
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will seaponies ever appear? Or would people just cry pandering if they did?
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>>11896173
You should again sometime
Its fun
Just don't overdo it
Hell, even constant horsecocks is better than constant shitposting
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>>11896219
Seaponies are canon. There's a picture book where the mane six visit Aquastria.
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>>11896173
Haven't you been linking a lot of them on imgur?
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This thread is overdue for a pony.
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>>11896205
"Thanks Carrot, you're always here when I have those ugly dreams.

Can you tell me a bedtime story?"
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and people say that fanfiction related things aren't cancer
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>>11896259
derpy why are you a donkey
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>>11896256

...Huh?
Only thing i think i've linked recently is that pinkie quest thing I did
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>>11896261
Some cancers are benign. Others are malignant. Guess which one decided to flare up.
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>>11896258
Is this a pony?
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>>11896259
THERE ONCE WAS AN UGLY PONY

SHE WAS SO UGLY THAT EVERYONE DIED

THE END
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>>11896259
>implying I'm not the sexiest man in MLPG, even considering Tex

You know you would J-J-JAM IT IN!!

Sadly for you, I'm 100% straight and hate slashfags.
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>>11896259
HOly shit you're a bat
Adorable
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>>11896258
Is this a pony?
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>>11896258
I love pony!
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>>11896210
you're shitposting.
plain and simple.
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>>11895685
Yes god damn it.
You said you'd be on top of it.
14 happened Wednesday.
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Pony winked at me!
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>>11896286
weren't you doing, like, a griffon fourway with a pony?

maybe that was hops
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>>11896248
Did anybody ever "storytime" Under the Sparkling Sea? It can be bought on Kindle apparently.
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>>11896317
Pony told me that she loves me!
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>>11896324
I thought Hops was doing the zebra thing.
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Oh look, a template! Make her pretty, /co/!
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>>11896314
Except I mean what I say, so I'm not shitposting.

Unless...everything I say is suddenly wrong, except for that, and that in addition to this!

>not mfw
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>>11896338
Twilight told me that we're getting married!
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>>11896289
fanfiction
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>>11896173
When will Sleepover miniquest resume?
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>>11896324

Ah yeah that was about a month ago i think
Mainly just for input/quick critiques on it. I think I only posted once though? Maybe it got posted by someone else when I finished it too
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>>11896347
Pony wears the saddle!
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>>11896259
"Hmm, a bed time story you say?"
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>>11896344
fuck off
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>>11896354
Oh, you finished that? Link?
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>>11896305
how scandalous
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>>11896324
I remember the picture looking godawful, so it probably wasn't Hops.
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>>11896345
>I mean what I say, so I'm not shitposting.
I don't think you understand how shitposting works.
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http://i.imgur.com/8KHexNG.png
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>>11896366
Make it about the great carrot war
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>>11896366
How you met Derpy!
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>>11896351
A bit busy with con stuff and other trips, but definately! It was a ton of fun. Don't let me forget about it.
>>11896368
Just find it on derpibooru
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>>11896367
Nah
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>>11896384
I don't think he's going to stop as long as you keep responding
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Why aren't you being yellow?
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>>11896396
Then make a separate thread for it.
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>>11896248
I don't think those books are canon anon.
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>>11896384
Shitposting is 4chan's way of saying trolling. Trolling is saying things you don't mean. Ergo, shitposters don't mean what they say.

It's not fucking rocket science.

>>11896406
>implying that the way of the coward ever works
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>>11896408
I'm not asian or a coward.
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>>11896391
Neat
I never knew why this character never got attention
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>>11896413
The one about Twilight and Cadance is.
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>>11896418
>Shitposting is 4chan's way of saying trolling
Is this why people shitpost
Because they believe it's funny
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>>11896408
yellow is not a flattering color
>>
Where is Tex with my pony?
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>>11896354
more ponk sleepover please
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>>11896396
Alright mate.
I don't think you'll forget on your own and since I don't pay attention to cons just give a few days in advance when you're ready to resume.
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>>11896428
Because he's a neat design, basically.
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why is she so p