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Comfy Night Horse Edition

Non-comfy horse: >>11848900
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Day 137
7/3/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,140 (Running Total: 816,214)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 23,604 (Running Total: 3,561,766)

Over 4 months here so far.

And who knows if we're even half done.
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>>11855132
I don't think I can last that long.
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Do we have a 404 girl pony?
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Why Meghan tries to bring her shitty and dull, uninteresting sit and ideas into the show at all cost, even if it breaks her own promises?

Fucking talentless attention whore. She will never be as good as Lauren and she perfectly knows that. Mediocre piece of shit needs to ruin everything, leave her "trace".
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pegasus ponies best ponies
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>>11855112
I wouldn't trust Pinkie to not royally but unknowingly fuck everything up
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>>11855112
...I'm going with Rarity. On a date in Canterlot.
We aren't going to meet the Princess
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>>11855132
We will endure.
We are the watchers.
They are the pony.
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>>11855112

>Visiting second best horse
>Bring worst mane six along

nobama
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Your punishment is to have one pone release a fart on your face while you are held down. Your only choice is that you get to choose which pone delivers the punishment.
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What would you do if Pinkie gave you this look?
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>>11855151
they sure are
not the cleverest bunch though
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>>11855166
Sex
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>>11854393
>>11854393
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>>11855164
Rarity
Because she won't do it
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I'm going on an adventure!
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Would you operate operationally in operations with them?
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>>11855195
>rape
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>>11855164
Punishment for what?
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>>11855195
time for a fucking shave
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>>11855151
>pegasus selling veggies she grew
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>>11855195
But i think you know the answer to that, Rumble!
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>>11855218
Not ponying hard enough.
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>>11855218
>Punishment for what?

For not drawing
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>>11855201
Really?
So am i!
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>>11855195
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>>11855195
time to shave you
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what is mlpg drinking to celebrate kicking Britain's ass?
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>>11855253
>>11855252
But I'm drawing and ponying hard, I think they have the wrong person.
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>>11855277

Pony urine
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>>11855214
mismatching camo 0/10 would not operate
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>>11855293
Nope says Tex right here on the list. No mistake. List made by Leth himself.
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>>11855277
Champagne.

Since it was France who beat them for us.
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>not beeping the boop
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>Tex removed the nsfw tumblr
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You have once again entered the world of survival horror.
Good luck
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>>11855358

No no man, it's beep booboo beep, booboo beep
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>>11855164
Fluttershy because each one of her toots has a duration of roughly 1-2 hours
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>>11855381
man, I've been stuck in this zombie survival garbage all day
it's fucking bullshit
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>>11855381
I use Game Genie to win
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>my tuesday/wednesday weekend is over
>getting ready for bed for work in the morning
>check my schedule online to see what time I open
>the shop is closed for 4th of July

NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO BED

WHAT DO I DO
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>>11855384

>not poobing the qood
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>>11855366

Good. Also this is my fave tex pic.
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>>11855381

I choose to record it on webcam and scream a lot and get a fandom because of it.
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>>11855381
Killing Floor is going to be on free weekend.
You niggers better play with me.
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>>11855410
PONY TILL YOU OVERDOSE ON PONY
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>>11855410

Go to bed anyway. You have a big day ahead of you, hanging with friends and whatnot.
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>>11855410
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>>11855410
>tfw live in Canada
>tfw same thing july 1st (canada day eh)
At least im getting my package today (plasti dip matte black). Aww yisss.
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>>11855381

Finally I can jump over things that are in my way

I'll be out in 30 minutes
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>>11855443

But I'm doing that right now.
...Y-you guys count as friends, right
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>>11855381
You are now entering the harmonic world
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>>11855100
>Spike x Anyone
best ship sighted
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>>11855468

Can we be friends with benefits?
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>>11855478
so lewd tonight
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>>11855277
>tfw soda
>tfw I'll always be the first to dance, and the last to dance, while the ones drinking are sitting or sleeping at parties
>tfw people are hungover and violently sick the next day
>"You don't drink? You must not be fun."
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>>11855478

>super casual and/or trying to be casual

a+ fetish spotted
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>4th of July

FREEDOM DAY
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>>11855478
I can't see Spike and Twilight. As much as they've been together, it's more of a brother/sister thing. Though if it's the incest thing then sure. I think Spike x Sweetie Belle or Applebloom is cute.
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>>11855501
>that smug motherfucker who know's he's better than everyone because he's straight edge
yeah, Twilight Sparkle, I bet you're a lot of fun
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>>11855501

>not enjoying a greasy meal(or IHOP) with your hungover bros in the early morning

fag
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>>11855508
>>11855508
>tfw my fetish is friendly or casual sex
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>>11855501

I'm exactly the same, except my friends aren't douchebags and respect my decision not to drink while they do shots out of bad dragon toys.
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>>11855501

>Can hold my liquor
>Drink energy drinks/coffee along with it
>Drink water to stay hydrated
>I do everything you do but better and am more fun

Get on my level.
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>>11855478
GG you write so well about shit like this that I really think it's from experience. Did you actually have any sexual happenings with your siblings or whatever?
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>>11855539

High-tier fetish right there
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>>11855539
I don't get that image.
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>>11855428
A couple of us played today, we had the worst time looking for a server.
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>>11855539
Seconded.
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>>11855522
>Spike x Sweetie Belle or Applebloom
WE GOT THAT TOO
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>>11855558
when you go for a high five keep your eyes on your buddy's elbow
it makes it way easier to land it
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>>11855558

If you look at someone's elbow when giving a high five, you will supposedly never ever miss.
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>>11855568
yeah but at the same time?
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>>11855558

if you look at someone's elbow while high-fiving, it makes it land accurately 100% of the time
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>>11855532
>straight edge
>smug

No man. Raised by alcoholics and got in a bad car accident because a drunk driver hit me. I don't put people down for drinking. In fact, I bring booze and beer to parties all the time. I'm known for talking people INTO drinking so they can dance with me and not feel left out or embarrassed.
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>>11855552

GG is a god damn virgin. It's obvious from his stuff and problems with women.
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>>11855547
>>11855589

It's good when you can simply co-exist with drinkers without trying to make them feel awkward.
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>>11855589

>no man

your whole post was smug as fuck and you can't even pretend it wasn't
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>>11855617
Irony requires intention.
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>>11855617
That's because it's microwave
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>>11855617
Did someone not get invited to any 4th of July parties?
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>>11855100
I thought the old horse was very comfy.
One could say it was... cuddly.
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>>11855598
>problems with women
Say what?
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>>11855625
Sometimes it's okay to be sad.
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>>11855631
sam go to bed
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>>11855632

How did you even make that dumb assumption?
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>>11855564
I'd be up for it again. And if somebody wanted to join that doesn't have it, I've still got a December 2011 bundle I was never able to unload.
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What if your favorite pony had been fermenting for 20 years and finally asked you to drink her?
Would you turn that down?
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>>11855653

what
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>>11855625

Pink horse is for sad.
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>>11855625
I'm sorry Pinkie
but I think I just need to be sad for a little bit

...can I have a hug...?
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>>11855653

What if you drink beverage pone, but realize it was bottle pone doing the talking all along and you just killed beverage pone?
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>>11855147
>404 girl
Its Yotsuba, Yotsuba.
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>>11855645
That's Cazum, right?
Not him though
Are you going to Bronycon again this year?
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I wonder if Celestia has bad days.
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>>11855653
alright, but she has to let me pour a glass
I'm not drinking from the tap until I'm half-drunk
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>>11855625
I'm sorry, Pinkie. I just haven't been very happy for a very long time.
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>>11855674

break bottle pony
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>>11855664
she's cute when she's sad though
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>>11855680
everyone has bad days.
even Celestia.
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>>11855680

Oh thank god.

I thought those were fucking bananas.
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>>11855674
fuck, if only i still had some semblance of a gag reflex left, i might've been able to save her
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>>11855625
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DO YOU REALIZE

THAT YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE
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>>11855147

That's Yotsuba, you drooling retard.
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>>11855696
>bananas
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>>11855653

>fermenting for 20 years
Eww no, she's probably gone sour by now.
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>>11855653
>Applejack all bloated and squishy with fermentation.
yessss
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>>11855700
>Pinkie starts to cry
>Texanon just keeps staring at her with that glare of his
what a dick.
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>>11855676
Gesundheit
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>>11855680
She does. If you were around, you couldn't stop her from having them.

But you could still make her feel better when she recovers.
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>>11855219
>>11855273
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>>11855680
Yes. She's just a regular pony with lots of power with many years of lie.
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>>11855638

>sex obsessed
>rape fantasies
>misogyny
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>>11855707
>>11855676

[green]>not getting the joke[/green]
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>>11855713

>he falls over
>it was a cardboard standee
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>>11855712
>that plump applebutt
UNF
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>>11855696
>badmouthing bananas
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>>11855687
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>>11855712
>that everything
gross
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>>11855734
Where does the pony pet the human?
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>>11855680

I never thought about her taking off those hoove things. I thought they were part of her body.
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>>11855734
Thanks Pinkie. Now I know where to pet Rarity.
See you later
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>>11855679
Mazatl is Sam
Jeremy is Cazum
Ryan is Pinkie Guy
ur a faget

And no, we fucked with bronies when I had money, and now that I live near Everfree NW, I never want to be in that shit again.
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>>11855725
Your brother says a lot of things.
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>>11855713

Texanon expresses very little if any outward emotion.
You should have learned this by now.
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>>11855725
I think something happened to his face
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>>11855733
every single person in this thread is sex obsessed
look around you
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>>11855756

Wait
What about Pinkie Guy?
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>>11855736
haha
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>>11855755
N-no problem...
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>>11855712
Oh wow.
That's a 9.5/10 body right there.
-0.5 because she's not best pon
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>>11855735

So you were only pretending to be retarded?
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>>11855752
What, you though they just grew out of Twilight Sparkle?
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>>11855767
yeah I know...its late and I didnt try too hard to fix it. bleh.
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>>11855766
he's never stared down a crying pony before.
there's some lines you just shouldn't cross.
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>>11855745

>Celestia sensually and slowly chews her food for you
>She opens her mouth wide with an "Ahhh~", showing you the mush
>With a sultry expression, she gulps it down
>"Mmm..."
>She takes another bite
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>>11855712
It'd be nice if this guy could design.
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>>11855778
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>>11855799
It's okay. He's just 80% nose now. It could be worse.
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>>11855712
>"It ain't gonna fuck itself, hon."
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>>11855807
Celestia that's disgusting.
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>>11855807
That's just fucking nasty
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>>11855785
EA pls
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>>11855811
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>>11855780
It's probably not who you're thinking of.

I don't follow the fandom, but I guess someone else has that name. We just call him that because of our old calls with Tex.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=osZjLLR87Is
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>>11855813
>"hon"
>not "sugarcube"

DYEWTS
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>>11855813
Well it should because it ain't gonna be fucked by me that's for sure
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>>11855812
>>11855812
i hate when i save a reference picture and cant find the damn thing. Ah well.
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>>11855785
ea pls
why don't you have odd purple lemons or something
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>>11855756
>when I had money
Should've saved it instead of throwing it around and going to cons, you dunce
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I wish I was a mare
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>>11855836
was this it?
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>>11855822
>>11855816

>Fluttering her eyelashes, she puffs out her cheeks and then lets out a raucous belch
>She blows it in your direction
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>>11855552
>GG you write so well about shit like this that I really think it's from experience
The sarcasm is strong in this one.
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>>11855848
I wish I WERE a mare. Pls learn 2 english kthx.
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>>11855785
that pear is FUCKED up
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>>11855850
I'm going to have dinner with Luna next time.
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>>11855853
I wish I were a mare
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>>11855813
Welp.
Time to double down fapping tonight.
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>>11855843
>going to cons

That was the first and only con I've been to.

I spent my settlement money on traveleing America and going to other countries; along with rent and music gear
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>>11855861

Luna does it from the other end
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>>11855848

>Shining armor using magic to change his sex
>transforms himself to make himself look more feminine as well
>gets a pair of purple dj shades
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>>11855832
sugarcube is overused.
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>>11855849
:V
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>>11855853
>>11855863
A weremare?
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>>11855872
Fluttershy?
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Does anyone have any decent romantic pone stories so I can vicariously feel something?
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>>11855863
Proper spelling makes twily happy.
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>>11855882
Mare?

Where?
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>>11855196
Then again she IS the element of generosity
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>>11855892

*Twily
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>>11855778
I'm not.
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>>11855892
Hey, Twilight.

Time flies like a river, fruit flies like a banana.
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>>11855882
>Get bitten by a pony
>Become the weremare
>Go around slutting at night and biting other anons
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>>11855828
luna get out of the way
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>>11855874
>Cadence does the same and uses some borrowed changling magic to disguise herself
>Shining Armor likes surprises
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>>11855906

>get bitten by a pony
>contract rabies
>have to get a series of painful shots in the stomach
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>>11855906
Weremare is copyrighted by toxicmario and it is his OC (not kidding).
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>>11855892
psh as if i cure bout there grammer alot
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>>11855892
But that's grammar.
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>>11855922
what kind of greentext is that?
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>>11855906
>get bit by a radioactive pony
>get all the all the powers of a pony plus the proportionate strength of a pony
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>>11855842
Fresh out of lemons.

Have a bean.
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>tfw you will never a delicious breakfast pony
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>>11855920

But what would Cadence disguise herself as?
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>>11855914
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>>11855936

don't judge my fetishes
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>>11855936
Realistic one.
but yeah he needs more brown and Bloom
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>>11855944
a handsome stallion, of course
a different one each week so Shiny doesn't see it coming
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>>11855925
Do brones even know how copyright works
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>>11855938
#BEEF
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>>11855947
Cheer up, buttercup
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>>11855933
>>11855927
You can't correct me, I'm NEVER WRONG.
>>
These TF2 nights we've been having lately are loads of fun
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>>11855944

A good character.
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>>11855927

you're supposed to capitalize I when referring to yourself dingus
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>>11855906
Now I have the means to rape anons and have a entire harem of wereponies committing silly crimes at night.
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>>11855906
>get bit by a bat pony
>they start drinking your blood
>and it turns out you taste delicious
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>>11855969

okay i laughed
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>>11855925
>Weremare is copyrighted by toxicmario and it is his OC (not kidding).

That particular design might be, but the word "Were-mare" is likely pre-existing and generic enough to not be able to copyright.
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>>11855967
You know we've been doing them for years now, right?
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>>11855938
Now that's better.
Thanks EA. I came.
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>>11855625

This picture makes my heart hurt.
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>>11855980
Do I get to be a bat pony or do they just suck me dry?
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>>11855997
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>>11855980
>5 minutes later
>dead because of massive blood loss
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>>11855988
The server is only a year old.
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>>11856006
I love you, Luna.
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>>11856010
I kind of wish there was a follow-up to that story.
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>>11856012

>tfw you poisoned your blood

i'm not dying alone
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>>11855988
Yeah, but only recently you guys started advertising it on the general
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>>11856002
Batpony has been forced into night guard duty after luna was locked away a thousand years ago. Their venom has been known to cause mind blowing orgasms and a combination of them sucking ponies dry as well as ponies hunting them for their venom to use as aphrodisiac. Now they serve luna once more in the night.
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>>11856002
>>11856012
Shit they wouldn't suck you dry if you taste damn good. They'd keep you around, and visit often. Dropping in through your window for a quick bite to eat.
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>>11856024

Story?
Or just the implied story/conversation based on the image
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>>11856006
>ugly

But Luna you're beautiful
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>>11856036
does it hurt?
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My Little Big Fluttershy.

Thanks to those who stayed at the stream!
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I don't know about the rest of you but if a blood sucking pony showed up in my window wanting to drink my blood I'd tell it no and to get the fuck out of my house.
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>>11856043
She's just fishing for attention like the cruel mistress she is
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>>11855733
>He draws rape
>Therefore he has woman problems
That's pretty dumb logic. More women have rape fantasies than men. And you can't list the stuff he draws and "woman problems" as two separate things and then explain "woman problems" as the stuff he draws.
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>>11856031
When we did, people told us to shut up and said things like sentenal's logging or the AB incident.
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>>11856050
Impossibly so.
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>>11856036

does regenerating blood burn calories?

could this be a neat way to cut?
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>>11856052
that's a big pony
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>>11856069
maybe you're just a little anon
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Luna!

What took you so long?

WOOHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11856060
>sentenal's logging
But he does, he records all the TF2 sessions
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>>11856050
Nah. Once batpone saliva gets in your bloodstream it acts like a sedative, relaxing your body and tense muscles while they sit on your lap and drink their fill.
They like having their mane scratched.
You'd be nice to them during their dinner right?
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>>11856056
I would give her all the attention she wanted
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>>11856036
No that's just you having that you know flash just right before dying.

You have no blood anymore.
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>>11856089

if I let batpony drink my blood, do I become Blade?
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>>11855877

No shit. It's practically her catchphrase.
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>>11856089
That sounds kind of creepy but I guess I could get used to it. Batponies are pretty cute after all.
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>>11856058

>sex obsessed misogynist who draws rape comics
>Perfectly sane, normal person, with a healthy relationship with women

top lel
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>>11856052
Didja color that human Pinkie?
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>>11855625

>Pinkie meets Anon
>Anon is crying
>Pinkie tries to cheer him up, fighting back the urge to cry herself because the sight of one of her friends hurting, hurts her too
>but nothing is working
>Eventually she's reduced to hugging him, apologizing through her tears for not being able to make him happier, and begging him to please, please don't be sad.
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>>11856006
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>>11856134
>that feel when no cute colt closet
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>>11856130
o-oh no...
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>>11856128

>that tear

i'm fucking dying
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>>11856126

....So are you not able to seperate sexual attractions and or art expression from real life actions or what
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>>11856129
Link?
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>>11856130

I... I don't think that's Pinkie's character...
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>>11856116
You become a relaxed, blissful sack of meat for the duration of their snack.
>>11856122
They're cute, fierce, fast, beautiful, and if you were docile they'd be your best friend night in and night out.
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>>11856162
It's one of the responses during last horse when you asked about what to color
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>Not killing bat ponies
They don't love you, they just want your blood, we must slay them.

Save your ponies from these night menaces!
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>>11856126
>sex obsessed person sees sex obsessed people everywhere
Feminists: 0
Patriarchy: 0
Athiests: 1
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>>11856177
What if Batponies aren't real and it was just a costume?
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>>11855625
You're making it worse Pinkie. Just ditch me like my other friends. Then at least I won't have to drag you or anyone else down with me.
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>>11856160

They're clearly fantasies he likes. He wouldn't be drawing them if they weren't.
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>>11856199
rei pls
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>>11856177

>don't become blade

non-mutual relationship are no deal
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>>11856006
>>11856134
This really just makes me want to write that Luna fic I've been kicking around my brain.
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>>11856196
A hat is not a food.
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>>11856211
>tfw you have like five fics you are thinking about writing
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>>11856191

>The bomb explodes!
>Fluttershy, the doctor, is pushing daisies!

anarchist:1
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>>11856201

Well obviously he likes them.
I never debated that.
But you keep implying that these attractions are something he's absolutely guaranteed to practice, or something that absolutely influences how he treats other people as a person
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>>11856130
>Fluttershy hears loud sobbing and makes her way towards it
>she stumbles upon Pinkie and Anon in a tight hug bawling their eyes out
>her confusion gives way to quivering as the scene is too much for poor Fluttershy
>without missing a beat she throws her hooves over the two of them and starts to wail
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>>11856179
Oh I see it.

It doesn't really tickle my fancy, especially the third one, sorry.

Do you have another request?
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>>11856201
>They're clearly fantasies
Yes, clearly.
So again, how does that constitute "woman problems" in real life?
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>>11856078
She looks good with that hair
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>>11856243
>But you keep implying that these attractions are something he's absolutely guaranteed to practice,

Never said that.

>or something that absolutely influences how he treats other people as a person

Normal guys dont' have rape fantasies.
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THERE ISN'T MUCH THAT I FEEL I NEED
A SOLID SOUL AND THE BLOOD I BLEED
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>>11856244
In before entire town is crying.
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>>11856253
Shes like a bigger bluer spitfire.
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>>11856130

>"Th-there h-h-HAS to be s-SOMETHING I can do--! Some way to help you be h-happy again!"

>"C-can you just... stay with me... just for a while?"

>"Okay...! *sniff* I-I can do that...!"
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>>11856245
>>11855980
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>>11856197
well that would be lame
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>>11856236
>A great arcane rift appears!
Wizards: 17
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>>11856265

Actually, non-con related fantasies are extremely common.

I had a friend survey a local school campus of his, and non-con situations ranked number two most popular fantasies/fetishes, with light bondage being number one.
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>>11856280

not as lame as not becoming Blade
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Drawfags: Why not make original comics?

There's web comics and published comics with worse art than the average MLP draw fag. Some of them have gone on to win awards and acclaim.

So what's stopping ya?
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>>11856280
Maybe all it takes to be a bat pony is to put on Luna's magic armor
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>>11856298

It seems like I can only come up with ideas when I'm working off of someone else's.
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>>11856298
Creativity. Motivation. etc.
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>>11856298

it's a lot of dedication and work and a lot of artists don't feel like putting that in

you don't just sit down and think "hurr imma draw a webcomic!" if you want it to take off, anon
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>>11856298
I can't even do requests, how am I supposed to get paid to art?
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>>11856269
S-she's just busy... maybe her internet went out. Yea, that's it, I'll just t-try again next time...
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>>11856298
Drawing pictures and making comics are two completely different things

Drawing only requires one set of skills, comics require multiple
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>>11856291

>High schools, colleges and universities have a big problem with date rape, taking advantage of passed out women and other forms of rape
>Anon thinks pointing out a survey that rape fantasies are common at such places helps his cause
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>>11856298
Maybe when I get a consistent style and feel confident in the things I draw.
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>>11856312
Any of the ponys could be bat ponies?
What if you waifu put on the magic armor?
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>>11856265
Normal people don't ADMIT they have rape fantasies.
I have goddamn BOOKS of fantasies that I'd never have the guts to go through with in real life.
GG being able to make pony art about them doesn't change that.
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>>11856333
I'm sorry Anon... but she even changed her status message to give you a hint
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>>11856355
My fantasy is to have an open and caring relationship. Thing is, I don't really want one, it just turns me on.
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>>11856346
Then she'd be a fruit bat.
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>>11856267

WE'RE COMING TO YOUR TOWN
WE'RE GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN
WE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND
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>>11856298
I don't know how to make comic panels set up...
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>>11856355

>GG is open about his rape fantasies
>therefore he's normal
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>>11856381
Fruit bat, you say?
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>>11856390

paint
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>>11856368
No, Skype updated and now it does that! There's no way she would be passive aggressive with me. I'll just wait patiently...
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>>11856381
So Applejack IS your waifu~
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>>11856404
Why is that so sexy? There's noting sexy going on.
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>>11856398

I'd honestly be more concerned if he repressed them and didn't have an outlet for them.
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>>11856398
Friend I think you're confusing the difference between being open with information anonymously over the internet and being open with information in real life. If you think GG goes around showing his family and friends crude pictures of zebras raping Pinkie you're a retard.
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>>11856428
Because you're a furry.
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>>11856428

because you're fucked in the head

but you're among friends so it's okay
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>>11856433
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>>11856419
What kind of a reaction is that?
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>>11856427
W-what? I never said that. I was using her as an example is all.
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>>11856440
>>11856443
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>>11856445
a poorly made one
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>>11856446
>apples are going up
EXCELLENT
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>>11856407
>her internet really just went out
>she's constantly resetting her router, plugging it in and out
>"oh no, oh no no no, Anon will think I ignored him on purpose... work, stupid internet, work!"
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>>11856456
yeah according to APL News Corp
If you watch that garbage
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>>11856390
>I don't know how to make comic panels set up...

Read Berserk. The panel layouts are so god damn awesome. It's so sexy.

Read Mr. A for some more traditional panel layouts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wsGuGzEujc8

HOLYSHIT THIS IS GAY
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>>11856432

most of us are in the middle ground. the middle ground is the safe ground. there's those who fly too low to the sea, and their wings are weighed down by the moisture-- the ones who bottle up and hide it and eventually explode. and there's those who fly too high. those like Deaf. they're too far gone to help.

but we're healthy. fantasies are normal. everyone has FANTASIES about doing things. what separates men from animals is the ability to not act on those fantasies.
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>>11856460
...I guess she really does think I'm annoying. Time to face the truth. I'll just delete my skype account since she is the only reason I made one.
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Picture your waifu/ponimouto/favorite pony/personhorse.

Got 'em in mind?

They're sitting/laying next to you, very sleepy; their eyes are closed, and the most response you can get from them is a quiet, "mm?" or "mm-hm."
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>>11856390
>>11856480
Also check out The Maxx. Anything by Sam Keith has good panel layouts. Alan Moore stories are also good and simplistic.
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>>11856489
she must have had a long day
that's okay, it's a good time to scratch her head while I play on the computer for a bit
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>>11856483

GG would still be on the middle ground though, wouldnt he?
The only difference is that he draws his fantasies out sometimes cause he can.
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>>11856487
>her internet starts working again
>anon is now offline
>for the first time ever since he added her
>"m-maybe the outage hit him too"
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>>11856390
>I don't know how to make comic panels set up...

You don't start with blank panels and draw stuff in. That's backwards. You think of it like a movie or animation. You're drawing the storyboards for this movie. So you think of it like that. Does it need a close-up, and then a panout, followed by a wide shot? Do you have a bunch of short quick panels to imply speed and action? That sort of thing.
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>tfw Tess hats us
>tfw MiLes is ded
>tfw Peanus is ded
>tfw Obsidian is ded
>tfw Moe is ded
>tfw Kraut is ded
>tfw Dafty is ded
>tfw Apple is ded
>tfw TAW is ded
>tfw mewball hats us
>tfw Changelingbro is ded
>tfw Japanon is ded
>tfw NPA is ded
>tfw Scherzo hats us
>tfw Moophins is ded
>tfw Rubro is ded
>tfw Metals is in jail
>tfw Cheshire hats us
>tfw AB is dead
>tfw Noel hats us
>tfw NTSTS hats us
>tfw Disco hats us
>tfw Nithirian is ded
>tfw ReiDuran is ded
>tfw Jailbait hats us
>tfw LK hats us
>tfw BDF is ded
>tfw Jalm hats us
>tfw xieril hats us
>tfw ciircuit is ded
>tfw Reu hats us
>tfw Smile hats us
>tfw PS is ded
>tfw Don.ko is ded
>tfw Unity is ded
>tfw Gypsymagic is ded
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>>11856390

just go the Alan Moore route. makes everything real goddamn easy. just a nice storyboard-ready grid of nine panels. three rows of three, with any permutation thereof.
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>>11856489
Then I know she'd love it if I started fondling her heavy balls.
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>>11856489
Time to fall asleep while cuddling her
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>>11856390
I thought that was a zoomed-in picture of a pair of briefs for a moment.
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I'm bored.
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>>11856538
>she'd
>balls

it's too early for this shit anon
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>>11856532

let us fiddle while Rome burns.
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>>11856551
take doodle requests
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>>11856489
I take the opportunity to fondle my horsebando
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>>11856551
MORE SUGAR TITS PLS
GREAT BIG STONKING ONES
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>>11856552

it's fucking 2:30

we're in the middle of ERP hours
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>>11856532
>tfw you will never be important enough to be on that list
>even though both of your identities are ded
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>>11856573
FINE ANON
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WAIFU'S BALLS
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>>11856563

>fiddle

FUCKING

UNCULTURED SWINE
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>>11856576
hey me too!
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>>11856526
>>11856480
>>11856537
Ah I'm sorry. Heck I don't even read comics but now I want to make some.
>>11856514
But I will leanr. I'll check out Sam Keith and Moore. Thanks for pushing me towards a good direction.
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>>11856525
>she always did have a bit of a liking for that human
>just always too shy or scared
>now she will never get the chance
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>>11856581

I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE DOING IT

I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT EARLY AT ALL
>>
guys
guys

What if we go so long without ponying that we forget how to pony?
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>>11856446
Why is AJ so much cuter in a suit?
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Gee... I haven't been on MLPG for at least three or four weeks already.

How you guys doing?
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>>11856551
>Prince Mullet

Finally, Americana has a pony worthy of defending it. Steaks, V8s, swamp buggies, and heavy metal. Just in time for the Fourth of Joo-lie.
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>>11856532
Why the hell am I on that list
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>>11856551
This reminds me of Gourry from Slayers for some reason.
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>>11856551
Work on prints man
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>>11856614
Brink of sanity
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>>11856576
I'm not on there and I'm still around.

Then again I think that's why I'm not on the list.

I'm dumb.
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>>11856602
What's a pony?
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>>11856551
Hey, how's being ded trating ya?
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>>11856602
What if we've ponied so much that we have lost what ponying meant to begin with?
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>>11856613
uncultured swine looks cute when you pretty them up
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>>11856584
That's the original quote, calm down.
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>>11856638
so edgy
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>>11856589
>Heck I don't even read comics but now I want to make some.

READ COMICS

And read "Understanding Comics"
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>>11856602
then we follow our ancestor's ways and rediscover how to pony!
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>>11856629
I think this is a pony
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>>11856630
What the fuck, i didn't mean to post that.
Fuck, I can't find the picture.
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>>11856640

and that's a joke

stop taking things seriously, especially "UNCULTURED SWINE" in caps
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>>11856594
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>>11856551
Nice now draw him railing a megabusty human girl and filling her womb with his seed
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>>11856630
He has a thread in the sub now.
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>>11856653
only if I can rub your belly during
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>>11856525
>>11856594
>>11856666
celestia why dont you just send him a letter
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>>11856672
I know.
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>>11856551
>>11856620
this
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>>11856653
No christ I'm running out of bandaids you always leave those fucking holes
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>>11856617
Would be easier to tell you if you had your name on.
Gypsy?
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>>11856624
Oh? Why is that fellow anon? Because of the hiatus? Is that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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>>11856653
Cosmo please, re-size your stuff.
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>>11856617
Rubro pls
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>>11856532
What about me? I've been here from the start. I've done a draw or two (literally, like two, total). I ran a quest once. And what about all that greentext I wrote?

You're going to miss those people just because they use names?!
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>>11856703
but then SAI freezes then crashes ;_;
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>>11856698
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>>11856680
She isn't very good at that
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>>11856697
Yeah
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>>11856668
seconding this
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>>11856723
No idea then. I was wondering why you are on that list, too.
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>>11856698
Yup. There could be snow on the ground by the next new episode.
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>>11856680
No, it's for the best. He was probably just being nice since I'm a ruler and all... It's easier just being alone...
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>>11856735
BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE FIRE IN OUR HEAAAARTS
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I bet all you anons who wish you were a pretty mare wouldn't even be able to figure how to walk with 4 legs.
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>>11856741
Being alone ain't so bad.

She's got the right idea.
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>>11856766
I don't need to, Anon will carry me.
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>>11856741
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I want to rape Princess Celestia.
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>>11856766
I just want to be a cute colt.
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>>11856766
It wouldn't be that hard. I already masterd bipedalism. If I had proportionate limbs it would be relatively easy.
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>>11856766
But I did in my pony dream
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>>11856784
I'm telling
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>>11856782
>>11856784
Goddamn it MLPG.
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>>11856760
AS LONG AS IT BURNS WE CANNOT DRIFT APART
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>>11856766
I'd flop around until someone took pity and helped me
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>>11856782
>shes touching tex anons ass
It is on...
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Which pony WANTS THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL?
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>>11856784
Bitch pls. Her sister Luna is way better
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dang it celestia i am going to take you out on a date and you are going to enjoy yourself if it kills me
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>>11856805
Vinyl Scratch
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>>11856741
>meanwhile at anons house
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>>11856766
I'd assume that walking on 4 legs is easier than walking on two
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Alright MLPG, let's see if you know this pony...
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>>11856808
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>>11856741
every internet friendship ever
;_;
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>>11856808
That's very sweet of you, but I have... things to do. Royal things. You know, things that take years of understanding and such? But thank you anyway.
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>>11856823
Oh! Oh! Um.. She's that.. Um... That girl.. um...
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>>11856808
>if it kills me
Well, _I_ will definitely kill you if you dare to touch my waifu.
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>>11856823
That is teacherist pony
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>>11856822
Better start practicing now just in case
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>>11856808

I'm gonna kill you and take your date

such is the custom in Equestria
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>>11856823
Applejack!
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>>11856823
TEACHES FLOWERS PONY.

NEXT.
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>>11856823
SHE'S THAT HARLOT THAT TRIED TO STEAL BIG MAC FROM ME
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>>11856766
Walking on four is easier than two, it's just getting used to it which makes it a bit of a pain.
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>>11856823
FLOWERTEACHER
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>>11856823
Learnhorse
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>>11856823
That pony is Cheerilee. Her first speaking appearance was in Call of the Cutie and she has had several CMC episode reappearances since.
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>>11856851
Applejack please
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>>11856823
Teacherpony?
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>>11856826
>tfw people stop responding and you don't know if they are just busy or think you are annoying and you don't wanna right them a second time to find out because if they are indeed annoyed by you that would just make everything worse
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>>11856823
Bubblegum teacher pony?
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>>11856823
>That shit on the board
What is she teaching those kids?

Better not be communism
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>>11856871
algebra and astronomy
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>>11856741
>Celestia finally gets the time to meet anon
>She doesn't know what to do with herself, ends up requesting a brushing
>Acts pompous and regal the entire time
>spaghetti keeps falling out of her mane
>When she gets back home she hates herself
>Just wanted to spend some time with Anon
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>>11856871
What if it was poneunism?
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>>11856871
Even worse: Pony communism.
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>>11856826
>work up the nerve to talk to your artbando
>spaghetti suppression maximum
>conversations fall flat and it's probably because you are boring
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>>11856871
It's just some dialectic materialism.
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>>11856865
*write.

Come on now, darling, you have to at least look your stuff over once before hitting submit.
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I WANT HER PALER THAN THE MOON
WITH EYES THAT SHINE LIKE STARS
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>>11856823
my girlfriend
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>>11856826
>>11856883
I will never understand how you guys can be so beta over the internet.
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>pony will never sit down on your lap
>you will nver pet pony's soft velvety coat and rub it's belly
>you will never slowly breathe while it enjoys your relaxing strokes on it's coat
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>>11856892
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>11856883
>Want to help some art bros feel better
>Suggest video games
>Never hear back from them

Being a writefag who just wants to help is suffering sometimes.
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>>11856883
I still like to pretend that he's just bad at keeping a conversation alive and doesn't actually hat me
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>>11856884
Disgusting. Why hasn't she been fired yet?
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>>11856901
>you will never whimper as a human strokes your ears
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>>11856865
>tfw the person on the other ends probably feels exactly the same
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>>11856883
Sometimes I think how it would be if I we had more in common. One fetish and horsedrawing are not enough.
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>>11856676
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>>11856901
The fuck is that last line.
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>>11856885
Sorry, no idea why that happens so often lately.
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>>11856904

why

why do you keep saying feel
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>>11856901
Pony sitting on my lap would probably be kinda awkward.
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>>11856929
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Your favorite pony has eaten the last Klondike bar. They are not remorseful. How do you respond?
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>>11856918
But they could just respond then
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>>11856909
Aspirant?
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>>11856934
twily what are you doing?
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>>11856925
It's alright, just don't let it happen again.
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>>11856934
Twilight is a very pretty horse.
What is she doing?
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>>11856936
would you play with Fluttershy's lips

like stick your fingers in them and grab them and move them around?
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>>11856920
>tfw your artbando might as well be your twin
>tfw you could just talk for hours and hours
>tfw you barely ever talk anymore
>tfw you feel like it's ending and you don't know why
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>>11856940
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>>11856947
Too bad Brad/Flash Sentry did her.
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>>11856877
>she hasn't had a relationship in hundreds of years
>doesn't want to mess it up
>every time she sees him there's so much self doubt
>feels like nothing she does is right
>only heightens the fact she is alone and nobody likes her past her title
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>>11856947
>>11856942
...?
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I wonder if pedo awpbm still comes here.
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>>11856965
twily stop
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>>11856950
Which lips?
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>>11856911
M-me too... I'll just try again later. Maybe one day of asking how he's doing will yield something for me to go off of.
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>>11856965
Did Twilight gain weight?
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>you will never share tender moments with pone
truly the feeliest of feels
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>>11856979

both
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>>11856865
>tfw started to get my life back together
>made some new friends
>fixed sleep cycle
>went doing sport regulary
>started working on that huge pile of stuff that gathered up during the last months and years
>almost all those friends cut contact within the last month
>tfw I can feel my life falling apart again

>tfw I just want it all to end because I already know what is coming for me
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>>11856921
be gentle
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>>11856958
You're a cool guy and all. I just don't play videogames.
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>>11856984
Would you still love Twilight if she got a little chubbier from all that studying with no exercise?
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Question, MLPG, would you rape ALL the Equestria Girls?
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>>11856939
"What if he was only talking out of courtesy?"
"What would he think of me if I told him?"
"He would be offended that I think of him like that"
"He is probably just busy too"
"He found out that I'm actually not the kind of person who can be his friend and I respect his descision"
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>>11856921
What about my pants?
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>>11856965
That's a very chubby pony
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>>11856988
I almost did in a somewhat lucid dream. But then I realized I was awake and the dream just went POOF, I couldn't keep going in it. So fucking mad i realized i was in a dream.
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>>11856989
Then with gusto
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>>11856990
>fixed sleep cycle
>awake at 3 AM on a weekday
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>>11856938
I take a duke on their pillow.
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>>11856988
>>11857008
I don't think pony was mean to pony with human
this is wrong
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>>11857004
None of them.
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B-bark!
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>>11857004

nah, just none of them you sick fuck
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>>11857005
If the other person messages you first you can safely assume that they are interested in a conversation.
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>>11856938
get it back
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>>11856996
Well thanks. I just wish I could cheer you up. Sadly I have no art talent and really what else can I do.

If that's how it is though that's how it is. Always here for moral support at least.
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>>11857018
Celestia said it was fine.
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>>11857018
But anon.

It just feels so right.
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>>11856998
Of course I would.
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>>11856938
I respect that shit, because I know goddamn well that I would have done and felt the same.
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>>11857014
I just accepted im nocturnal as my cycle keeps rotating back to the sleep at 6am thing no matter how hard i try to fix it.

But its a known condition:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_sleep_phase_disorder
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>>11857018
But it feels so right.
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>>11857008
That has got to be one of the cutest pics I have ever seen with human/pony.

Aside from this one.
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>>11857014
>everyone lives in the same timezone
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>>11857033
That doesn't sound like her
She wants all the pony to herself
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>>11857029
"He doesn't really care, but doesn't want to appear rude either so just drops some lines and leaves for a few weeks again. I wish he saved himself the trouble and just deleted me."
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>>11857035
Would you want her to work it off, maybe get Dash to help, or would you be okay with her being a little....heftier.
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>>11857043
Fuck Rarity, her opinions are always awful anyway.
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>>11857034
>>11857043
MLPG hath spoken.
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>>11857018
maybe you're the one who's wrong
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>>11857029
>messages you first
>reply with a few lines
>no return response
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>>11857031
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>>11857047
I agree it's pretty great. I think it's the slight size difference and the way he's grabbing the back of her head and her lower back.
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>>11856938
Someone has to eat the last one
Pony is just as entitled to it as I am

I'd make a sandwich or something
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>>11856340
See that's just it, you're still confusing fantasy with action. You're making a distinction between the fantasy and the action, but only when it suits you. Fantasy and action are different things.
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>>11857067

that fucking feel

>guess my reply wasn't interesting enough...
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>>11857052
Bolo ties are shit.
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>>11857050
Man, I thought I was awkward when it comes to that stuff, but you are beta3.

If they didn't want to talk to you, they wouldn't write you in the first place. Especially not when you already ignored them a few times.
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>>11856990
artist?
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I'm so sorry, anon, It's just that, I've got a lot of studying to do..
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>>11857089
Fuck you Twilight I was just saying hi.
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>>11857089
No you don't.
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>>11857086
Yes
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>>11857067
>"Hey, whats up?"
>Oh shit, all I'm doing is fucking around on MLPG
>"Uhh, not much"
>conversation dead
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>>11857089
How many times do you think Twilight Sparkle has heard the line "Hey babe, let's go study anatomy" or variants thereof?
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>>11857083
I don't ignore them though. I try to make the conversation as good as I can, but so far I have never succeeded
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>>11857018

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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>>11857089
you can study my dick instead
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>>11857047
>"Was the blanket fort really necessary?"
>"Of course it is! It enhances ones ability to focus on the material at hand, and furthermore-"
>You bop her gently with a pillow
>"Rhetorical question, Twil-"
>A barrage of pillows begin to smother you into the floor, Twilight giggling as you try to hit her with the one still clutched fervently in your hand
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>>11857089
I love studying!
Can I study with you?
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>>11857008
>tfw
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>>11857100
SB?
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>>11857106
None, because nobody wants her.
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>>11857101

>"Hey, what's up?"
>"Your BMI."
>Celestia is offline
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>>11857106
>tfw ex was working on her bio degree and wanted to do exactly this
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>>11857108
Is a pony body even a good substitute for a sponge?
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>>11857089
And by "studying" you mean masturbating.
Because Flash has ED and can't perform.
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>>11857108
I think I am going to fap to this
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>>11857108
all of my unf
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>>11857110
>>11857110
So that's one, right off the bat
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>>11857106
None

She is fujoshi
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>>11857032
>art talent
You don't need to be able to draw in order to be able to be there for someone. And even if people don't get back to you, I'm sure your kind gesture is appreciated.
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>>11857040
Oh cool
Now I get to be one of those faggots with a self diagnosed mental illness
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>>11857120
No. Lets not play the guessing game.
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>>11857127
All dat luxurious short fur. Use your imagination.

>>11857135
Be my guest.
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>>11857143
Are you making fun of my condition?
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>>11857141
Oh yeah, I know. Just saying be able to draw funny or inspiring things is an easier way to convey it if you've developed that skill.

All I've got are words, and honestly when it comes down to serious matters sometimes I just don't have the right ones.

But this is far too serious talk for it being this late. I apologize for digressing.
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>A quiet stream is always the best place to clean your wings
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>>11857146
BDF?
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>>11857136

who even thinks of this

I want to shake their hand
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>>11857112
hhnggg
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>>11857143
I went to a psychiatrist and psychologist - yes they are different - and they both said I have dysthymia. For the longest time I thought the problem was is that I just wasn't good enough.
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Hey, Anon, eyes up here.
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>>11857164
>...among other things
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>>11857171
No. Please stop guessing Anon, I don't want to shit up the thread but I always feel the urge to correct you so my whining isn't attached to someone else and ruins their reputation.
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>>11857190
why are you so little
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>>11857190
I wanna have a blowjob from RD
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>>11857180
That is a very little pony.
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>>11857080
>GG draws rape sometimes
>From this we can conclude all sorts of things about his personality including how he treats women in real life
>From how he treats women in real life we can conclude he gets his shit slapped a lot and has never been laid
>Ergo, he has woman problems
Seems to flow.
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>>11857158
Nope, I'm completely serious in thinking I have this
I'm never going to get diagnosed though, so there's no real point in it. Its just nice to know that it exists
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>>11857197
they are probably fast and sloppy
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>>11857193
The first pony thing I ever fapped to.
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>>11857164
Preening is 3cute7me
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>>11857190
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>>11857190

But I'm like twice as tall as you.
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>>11857190
But you're all the way down there.
You're so tiny.

Why don't YOU fly up to eye level huh? You like me staring?
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>>11857146
But I want to help. You have to take initiative if you want it to get better, but you need someone to talk to. Please talk to your friends again.
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>>11857190
Up where?
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>>11857201
>>11857190
Is that time already?
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>>11857178
y-you, too
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Careful now DERPY
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>>11857218
what time is that?
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>all this self doubt about talking to people
>MLPG is just full of people wanting to talk but not knowing how to
>they all think it's their own fault
Okay, so how about we all try to be a little bit more aggressive in our conversations? That should fix things.
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>>11857222

you

you're great
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>>11857201
The wrong perspective proportions turn me off.
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>>11857227
>Hades thinks he knows how to improve a situation
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>>11857222
I feel jealous and I have no idea why since I'm not in it for the notoriety.

I'm going to bed before this gets stupid.
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>>11857227
Oh my god anon, that's genius. I will never have trouble with this again!
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>>11857227
I know how to talk to other people. It's just that most of them choose to ignore me.
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>>11857222
I'm glad you've taken some of my prompts and just ran with them.
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>>11857040
Shit. I think I may have that. Even if get up at 6 am and go thorugh a tiring day it takes a lot of patience and discipline to go to bed at 2 am.
If i go to bed before that I CAN'T fall asleep no matter how tired I am.
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>>11857227
>Fuck you motherfucker
>Let's build some fucking frenships over the internet
>Yes, I'm talking to you you little shit!
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>>11857227
>JUST BE MORE CONFIDENT, ANON!
Gee thanks!
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>>11857261
hey
put those back
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>>11857227
And then Anon will cry circlejerk again.
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>>11857227
I-I'll try talking to someone on my list.

...I'm so nervous!
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>>11857227
HEY MOTHERFUCKER
WANNA BE FRIENDS AND SHIT
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>>11857247
The most tragic of the scenarios would be if the others think exactly the same way.
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>>11857227
Nice, it's so simple. I just stop being depresse today and tomorrow I will just talk to someone, why didn't I think of this earlier?
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>>11857227
What about lewd conversations?
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>>11857227
I'm liking this idea
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I hope we get an air date soon
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>>11857270
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>>11857269
It's only circlejerk if it's done here.
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>>11857287
WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING LITTLE PONIES?
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>>11857234
t-thanks, anon

>>11857243
Don't be jealous. Have a cookie.

>>11857248
which prompts were those?
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>>11857256
>>11857276
That would work for me because the shear absurdity would break past all that awkward nobody knows what to talk about phase.
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>>11857293
Because My LITTLE Pony? Ponies are supposed to be LITTLE?
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>>11857295
Hey guys,
how much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice. I don't think we've met before, but my name's...
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>>11857281
I actually prefer to not talk to depressed people. I don't know how they feel, and can't be of any help.
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>>11857305
Little ponies is subjective
Maybe we are the tiny ones
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>>11857294
Fine.
But you are my replacement.
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>>11857227
I know this is a bad example, but this is how Lamar talks to people and me sometimes and it works.
It works very well.
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>>11857324
>replacement

aspirant pls
we need you too
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Okay, so, why don't we skip all this awkward phase horseshit and all jump into some chat room and go at it full force? I'm sure there's some client we can just use that's free with no commitment so there's no real pressure. That and we can stop using the general and attempt to make real connections?
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>>11857322
My god. That pic is cute to me
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>mlp season 4 announced for 2014
How would you respond?
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>>11857324
Replacement? Don't stop whatever you're doing. I'd feel bad about taking your spot. We can both write things.
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>>11857295
Sheer absurdity, not shear.
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>>11857337

just go to /unf/ on the sub
or the vidya thread since I'm pretty sure all of you sad sacks are the hats crew.
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>>11857341
Lyra is a cute pone
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>>11857333
I don't even say that stuff in here.
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>>11857327
B...b-but I want my first time to be special and gentle...

Then again, Lamar is a networker par excellence.
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>>11857354
all pone is cute pone
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>>11857354
Yes. Yes she is.
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>>11857337
inb4 nobody joins and the ones in the chat wait for the others to arrive and it dies without a single word being spoken
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>>11857367
I disagree
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>>11857347
Unimpressed. This is what I'm actually expecting.
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>>11857347
We know that already. It will start in February
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>>11857354
You just want to be the waifu for once, Anon
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>>11857347
Dark souls 2 and pone
2014 a good year
I wouldn't even be surprised
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>>11857347
>
>>11857378

I'm hopeful for a 2013 air date but eh
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>>11857377
well you are dumb and stupid and probably ugly
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>>11857337
>>11857375
Are you kidding me? I'm not a contributor of any sort or a member of any skype groups, but it'd basically be like a stream.
...Except without a stream. Hmmn.
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Why do you guys hate him?
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>>11857378
How about this?

>mlp season 4 delayed to fall 2014
>it has quality of season 1/2
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>>11857383
>not march
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>>11857397
He's written poorly.
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>>11857397
I hate his english voice, it sounds snobby as shit. His japanese VA has the right tone for him.
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HA HA PONIES
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>>11857397
But I don't hate him.

I just don't particularly care for him either.

I'm neutral on Spike.
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>>11857395
The fuck you just say m8
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>>11857397
But I love Spike. He's probably my second favorite secondary.

and I don't even want to molest him
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>>11857409
isn't there a colorized version of that image?
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>>11857398
Quality is subjective, though. If it just aped seasons 1 and 2 it wouldn't be as good, and people will disagree anyway. This is a silly hypothetical.
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>>11857421
Probably. I went to sleep after Rose drew it. If anyone has it I'd appreciate if it was posted.
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>>11857398
I don't think I can go that long without my dose.
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We're all going to go to Equestria when we die, mlpg. I can feel it.

Also we'll have our youth restored.
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>>11857438
can I be a pony?
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>>11857446
_No
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>>11857438
>implying I'll survive my youth
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>>11857398

>it has quality of season half
>season 3 had half the amount of episodes

hey wait a minute fucker
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>>11857436
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl7fGwLJMUI

DOZO
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>>11857438
I like the idea of an afterlife just being whatever you want most, so every anon gets his own personal equestria that is custom made for him.
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>>11857438
I'm going to horsefuck every single one of you
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>>11857438
>it's the wrong time period
ENJOY BEING RAPED BY DISCORD ALL DAY WHILE HE OPPRESSES PONIES FAGGOT
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>>11857456
Those poor ponies
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>>11857460
sorry, wrong portal

you will come out as a vulture
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>>11857450
This isn't about me
I just want all the anons who want to be ponies to be able to so I don't have to look at hundreds of ugly mlpg neckbears molesting ponies.
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>>11857460
Can I come with?
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>>11857470
But I'm not even a neckbear, man.

Rude.
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>>11857438
>>11857446

Watch closely in Season 4. There will be several new background ponies and some of them might look familiar.
These ponies represent the Anons and name/tripfags who have already died.
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>>11857470
It's you're own version of Equestria
If there are other anons there, then it's because you wanted them there
Same applies if you want them to be pone or not
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>>11857398
>FALL 2014
I don't think I'd last
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"We didn't mean it literally"
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>>11857460
That reminded me that movie. Fuck you.
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>>11857491
Oh okay. I don't want any other anons there.
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>>11857486
>AB pony stalks little colts
no thanks
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I enjoy watching ponies eat things.
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>>11857465
I don't know about other anons, but in my Equestria most ponies wouldn't even care about me, or even notice me.
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butts inside butts
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>>11857498
Do it for her.
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>you will never be a pretty pony living in Equestria
>you will never find that Equestria has almost no sexual taboos
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>>11857518
how does that even work?
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>>11857520
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Do you guys think she is in love with Spike? I think so...
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>>11857516
oh yeah?
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>>11857534
Not that pony though.
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>>11857513
too bad
I'm taking the form of a pony, sneaking in to your equestria and cuddling the shit out of you when you least expect it
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>>11857533
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>>11857540
I'll know
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>>11857521
If you get to Equestria as a stallion you've already hit the jackpot, since the female population is so large compared to the few males, which would mean that you're in demand no matter who you are.
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>>11857539
you'd rather see this?
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>>11857421
>>11857433
Dooks to the rescue.
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>s04 in 2014
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>>11857543
by the time you know it will already be too late
I will have cuddled you and fled to track down >>11857517
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>>11857533
that would be nice to see at the true end of the series so we could have some closure for all the characters.
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>>11857533
It's a cute ship.
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tinychat
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>>11857520
I've been on the Pony Train since February 2011 and have only taken a break once. I have other interesets so I don't get burnt out on pony but...man I'm patient person but waiting that long would be ridiculous.

I want to take a break from pony but don't want to get behind on fanart
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>>11857550
Yes, that's much better.
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>>11857555
>Dooks to the rescue.
He's like Superman but he only helps blacks and whites and he hangs out in front of home Depot.
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>>11857562
tinychat what?
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>>11857545
>tfw stallion in equestria
>tfw mares constantly break into your house and wake you up by showing their winking marecunts into your face
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>>11857550
>see picture
>immediately become reminded of the infamous /tg/ "butter doppleganger"
DO NOT WANT
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>>11857562
tiny cat
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>>11857559
I swear to god anon if I find out you cuddled me I will track you down
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>>11857571
alright, how about this
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Pinkie Pie. Is addicted to sex. Prove me wrong.
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>>11857580
>DO NOT WANT
>>>/2005/
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>>11857580
wat
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>>11857397

I don't.

I just wish the writers knew how they wanted us to feel about him. His characterization is all over the place in terms of his relationship with Twilight. Does he think of her as a mother? sister? owner? master? How does Twilight view HIM exactly? She hatched him from an egg, but she doesn't act very motherly toward him. She belittles him quite a lot and seems to show only the barest amount of consideration towards him unless the situation is especially dire.
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>>11857460
>Guise. I am going to make a portal so I could enter in Equestria and live to be a pony there forever and ever.

He deleted his post. He probably wants to keep his secret to himself.
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>>11857588
your punctuation already did it for me
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>>11857588
Why the fuck is there a period after Pinkie Pie?
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>>11857582
tin cat
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>>11857572
Anon porfis.

>>11857588
Ponies don't have genitals
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>>11857594
EAT COMMUNISM
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>>11857603
OBJECTIVELY FALSE
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>>11857603
are butts genitals?
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>>11857603
Why is Pinkie slapping anthro gummy?
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>>11857603
why did anon become a porpoise when pinkie slapped him?
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>>11857594
this
I'm sorry for ruining your night
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>>11857603
Then how do they do standard mammalian reproduction, smart guy?
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>>11857555
Thanks Dooks
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>>11857603
>"standard mamalian reproduction"

Not only are you wrong according to Faust, the episode Baby Cakes proves you damn wrong.
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>>11857521
>You will never be a human in Equestria
>You will never be sought after for your exotic use of hands, missionary position, and not cumming after 3 thrusts
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>>11857612
no, just their anuses and vaginas
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>>11857583
just try it
I'll even leave you a little card before I flee in to the aether

I'll be a slutty mare Michael Westin
I'll disappears so fast you won't even know
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>>11857619
artist's depiction of the golem
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>>11857603

>pinkie fidgeting and crossing her legs when she needs to take a piss
>no genitals

Dooks, pls.
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>>11857627
>not cumming after 3 thrusts
>implying
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OKAY NIGGAS HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
tinychat room 8bp7p
Just click guest and type some bullshit name. I don't know anything about tinychat, but it looks like you can embed stuff and hold private conversations. Can't post url because it thinks it's spam.

Erase your spaghetti today!
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>>11857621
>>11857623
With fucking magic, and if you don't agree with me I'll delete the thread.
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Hey Anon! Would you like to come and fly with me?
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>>11857643
I don't have wings you dumb fucking horse.
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>Implying Unicorns aren't the best type of pony to be
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>>11857643
Not right now. I'm busy
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>>11857595
>Does he think of her as a mother? sister? owner? master

Maybe they don't know either
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>>11857640

Magic sex with magic genitals.
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>>11857619
>>11857633
that's pretty gross, but I feel like we've done worse
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>>11857640
How are you still around? Christ that's pathetic.
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>>11857648
Hey. Don't talk to my waifu like that you cunt.
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>silva hound finally made some more french house
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>>11857610
>tfw there's still no fics where mrs.cake cuckolds her husband.
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>>11857652
Enjoy your magic lessons, nerd
I'm going flying
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>>11857674
well she's not very smart is she?
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>>11857662
Not pony.
Why's the fucking song "Started from the bottom" if Drake was super spoiled and rich as a kid?

>>11857672
It was a joke!
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>>11857675
Sorry, but I jusr received my discharge from the care-force.
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>>11857652
Earth pony master race.
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>>11857652
>>11857680
>not being an alicorn

wow what a bunch of unharmonious dorks
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>>11857691
I just jettisoned my care-core
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Can you name five things that are not ponies?
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>>11857698
but I'm not ready to ascend just yet
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>>11857639
>start typing the address
>browser completes with Tinyurl instead
>slap 8bp7p there without realizing the mistake
>get this

Well that's...something
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Do you like what you are seeing Anon?
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>>11857696
>wanting to be a plebian
I mean, you're free to desire what you want, but that doesn't make it any less stupid
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>>11857675
Link?

>>11857696
This guy gets it.
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>>11857711
yes..
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>>11857680
Not till you get your flying lessons you faggot
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>>11857711
No, not really.
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>>11857715
>Tofu will never doodle for us again
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>>11857711
aww man I want to eat that ass so bad
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>>11857661

List of episodes I want to see:
>Beach Episode
>Hot Springs Episode
>Freaky Friday Episode
>Episode all about Celestia

And now to add to the list.
>Episode that clarifies what Spike and Twilight think of each other as
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>>11857715

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk

His set starts at 3 hours 4 minutes.
French house song is at 3hr 15 min. But I think you'll like his whole set. Mixes some LRAD in there, etc.
Euro's set is right after his and he kills it too.
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>>11857725
>There are people that actually want to be Earth Ponies
man you guys must pretty shitty lives and love them to want that.
Pegasuses and Unicorns are objectively better. Unicorns are just a bit better since they can do whatever they want while some Pegasuses must take care of the weather.
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>>11857734
read that as >bleach episode
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In my headcanon, Earth Ponies preform most of the menial labor and mercantile jobs, pegasi are the back bone of the Military and weather related jobs, while Unicorns preform most of the intellectual and high skill jobs.
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>>11857709
You know, thinking about the usual "twilight's friends will become alicorns" theory and about things like "but applejack wouldn't want that,"

With both Cadance and Twilight they had literally no plans on becoming them, it just happened when they reached a certain point. I don't think they can stop it.

What's Applejack going to do when she suddenly bamfs into the astral plane and wakes up in the middle of Sweet Apple Acres with wings and a horn? Hand them over to Granny Smith?
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>>11857734
Ponies hate the beach.
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>>11857732
metaphorically or...?
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>>11857741
Oh, his Fiesta Equestria set?

I saw it live! He really did a good job on it!

Euro goes super hard while mixing too haha
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why is Dash camwhoring
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>>11857751
THE ZAP APPLES ARE COMING
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>>11857751
Goodnight Applejack. I love you.
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>>11857771
she's lonely
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>>11857771
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>>11857771
because she's a whorse!
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>>11857741
That must be the most densely compressed and massive pile of shit ever created in the history of music.
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>>11857769

Ah, sick. I saw it live too.
just dont find me in the crowd
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>>11857757
For me it's this
Earth Ponies: Farming and politics
Pegasuses: Weather control and entertainment
Unicorns: Scientists, Engineers and rich faggots
Of course that's just what usually happens. Anyone can be whatever they want if they can do it.
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>>11857786
Oh no, I mean I saw it live on the stream!

You went? That's awesome!

Any stories from the con?
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>>11857771
She needs some boost for her self-esteem which is actually pretty low.
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Evens: sleep
Odds; read FOE
Doubles: get productive
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>>11857750
>you have yet to see my true form
>twilight transforms into a double alicorn
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>>11857750
>flipping channels
>turns to cartoon network airing Bleach episode
>it's not the first episode

>"Ichigo... it's time to teach you the Hatsu Patsu Katsu Ratsu Satsu technique"
>"WHAAAA!? The atsu Patsu Katsu Ratsu Satsu technique??"
>"Yes. We need it to defeat the La Biblioteca Elephante."
>"NO WAY! How can I defeat the Biblioteca Elephante? It's even more powerful than the Rojo Gato y Perro!"

It's not even worth it.
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>>11857800
>>11857783
>>11857781
that poor pony
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>>11857771
Dash is starved for attention and affection.
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>>11857797

Nothing exciting, really.

The con itself was extremely impressive for a first year con. Set some high standards for other cons. Only little drama was that FIW voice actor impersonator, but the con staff handled that super well.
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>>11857810
It's funny because it's true.
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>>11857784
get the fuck out of here
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>>11857758
I think she'll have time to tell Celestia she doesn't want to.
I mean Twilight probably told her friends what happened. So when AJ will see she's in heaven she'll probably realize what's about to happen and tell Celestia no.

But really I wonder if AJ is the only one that would refuse.

I mean Rarity certainly won't refuse and Pinkie doesn't have nay reason but what about the others?
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>>11857815
I'd give Dash affection
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>11857815
I'd hug Rainbow Dash and then say "So what's with the pity party, I thought you said you had something cool to show me? Don't tell me you're backing out now!"
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>>11857807
>>11857810
That wasn't what I meant.
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>>11857732
I too wish to rim Dash's tight little anus
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>>11857834
Night best princess