Comfy Night Horse EditionNon-comfy horse: >>11848900
Day 1377/3/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,140 (Running Total: 816,214)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 23,604 (Running Total: 3,561,766)Over 4 months here so far.And who knows if we're even half done.
>>11855132I don't think I can last that long.
Do we have a 404 girl pony?
Why Meghan tries to bring her shitty and dull, uninteresting sit and ideas into the show at all cost, even if it breaks her own promises?Fucking talentless attention whore. She will never be as good as Lauren and she perfectly knows that. Mediocre piece of shit needs to ruin everything, leave her "trace".
pegasus ponies best ponies
>>11855112I wouldn't trust Pinkie to not royally but unknowingly fuck everything up
>>11855112...I'm going with Rarity. On a date in Canterlot.We aren't going to meet the Princess
>>11855132We will endure.We are the watchers.They are the pony.
>>11855112>Visiting second best horse>Bring worst mane six alongnobama
Your punishment is to have one pone release a fart on your face while you are held down. Your only choice is that you get to choose which pone delivers the punishment.
What would you do if Pinkie gave you this look?
>>11855151they sure arenot the cleverest bunch though
>>11855164RarityBecause she won't do it
I'm going on an adventure!
Would you operate operationally in operations with them?
>>11855164Punishment for what?
>>11855195time for a fucking shave
>>11855151>pegasus selling veggies she grew
>>11855195But i think you know the answer to that, Rumble!
>>11855218Not ponying hard enough.
>>11855218>Punishment for what?For not drawing
>>11855201Really?So am i!
>>11855195time to shave you
what is mlpg drinking to celebrate kicking Britain's ass?
>>11855253>>11855252But I'm drawing and ponying hard, I think they have the wrong person.
>>11855214mismatching camo 0/10 would not operate
>>11855293Nope says Tex right here on the list. No mistake. List made by Leth himself.
>>11855277Champagne.Since it was France who beat them for us.
>not beeping the boop
>Tex removed the nsfw tumblr
You have once again entered the world of survival horror. Good luck
>>11855358No no man, it's beep booboo beep, booboo beep
>>11855164Fluttershy because each one of her toots has a duration of roughly 1-2 hours
>>11855381man, I've been stuck in this zombie survival garbage all dayit's fucking bullshit
>>11855381I use Game Genie to win
>my tuesday/wednesday weekend is over>getting ready for bed for work in the morning>check my schedule online to see what time I open>the shop is closed for 4th of JulyNOW I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO BEDWHAT DO I DO
>>11855384>not poobing the qood
>>11855366Good. Also this is my fave tex pic.
>>11855381I choose to record it on webcam and scream a lot and get a fandom because of it.
>>11855381Killing Floor is going to be on free weekend.You niggers better play with me.
>>11855410PONY TILL YOU OVERDOSE ON PONY
>>11855410Go to bed anyway. You have a big day ahead of you, hanging with friends and whatnot.
>>11855410>tfw live in Canada>tfw same thing july 1st (canada day eh)At least im getting my package today (plasti dip matte black). Aww yisss.
>>11855381Finally I can jump over things that are in my wayI'll be out in 30 minutes
>>11855443But I'm doing that right now. ...Y-you guys count as friends, right
>>11855381You are now entering the harmonic world
>>11855100>Spike x Anyonebest ship sighted
>>11855468Can we be friends with benefits?
>>11855478so lewd tonight
>>11855277>tfw soda>tfw I'll always be the first to dance, and the last to dance, while the ones drinking are sitting or sleeping at parties>tfw people are hungover and violently sick the next day>"You don't drink? You must not be fun."
>>11855478>super casual and/or trying to be casual a+ fetish spotted
>4th of JulyFREEDOM DAY
>>11855478I can't see Spike and Twilight. As much as they've been together, it's more of a brother/sister thing. Though if it's the incest thing then sure. I think Spike x Sweetie Belle or Applebloom is cute.
>>11855501>that smug motherfucker who know's he's better than everyone because he's straight edgeyeah, Twilight Sparkle, I bet you're a lot of fun
>>11855501>not enjoying a greasy meal(or IHOP) with your hungover bros in the early morning fag
>>11855508>>11855508>tfw my fetish is friendly or casual sex
>>11855501I'm exactly the same, except my friends aren't douchebags and respect my decision not to drink while they do shots out of bad dragon toys.
>>11855501>Can hold my liquor>Drink energy drinks/coffee along with it>Drink water to stay hydrated>I do everything you do but better and am more funGet on my level.
>>11855478GG you write so well about shit like this that I really think it's from experience. Did you actually have any sexual happenings with your siblings or whatever?
>>11855539High-tier fetish right there
>>11855539I don't get that image.
>>11855428A couple of us played today, we had the worst time looking for a server.
>>11855522>Spike x Sweetie Belle or ApplebloomWE GOT THAT TOO
>>11855558when you go for a high five keep your eyes on your buddy's elbowit makes it way easier to land it
>>11855558If you look at someone's elbow when giving a high five, you will supposedly never ever miss.
>>11855568yeah but at the same time?
>>11855558if you look at someone's elbow while high-fiving, it makes it land accurately 100% of the time
>>11855532>straight edge>smugNo man. Raised by alcoholics and got in a bad car accident because a drunk driver hit me. I don't put people down for drinking. In fact, I bring booze and beer to parties all the time. I'm known for talking people INTO drinking so they can dance with me and not feel left out or embarrassed.
>>11855552GG is a god damn virgin. It's obvious from his stuff and problems with women.
>>11855547>>11855589It's good when you can simply co-exist with drinkers without trying to make them feel awkward.
>>11855589>no manyour whole post was smug as fuck and you can't even pretend it wasn't
>>11855617Irony requires intention.
>>11855617That's because it's microwave
>>11855617Did someone not get invited to any 4th of July parties?
>>11855100I thought the old horse was very comfy.One could say it was... cuddly.
>>11855598>problems with womenSay what?
>>11855625Sometimes it's okay to be sad.
>>11855631sam go to bed
>>11855632How did you even make that dumb assumption?
>>11855564I'd be up for it again. And if somebody wanted to join that doesn't have it, I've still got a December 2011 bundle I was never able to unload.
What if your favorite pony had been fermenting for 20 years and finally asked you to drink her? Would you turn that down?
>>11855625Pink horse is for sad.
>>11855625I'm sorry Pinkiebut I think I just need to be sad for a little bit...can I have a hug...?
>>11855653What if you drink beverage pone, but realize it was bottle pone doing the talking all along and you just killed beverage pone?
>>11855147>404 girlIts Yotsuba, Yotsuba.
>>11855645That's Cazum, right?Not him thoughAre you going to Bronycon again this year?
I wonder if Celestia has bad days.
>>11855653alright, but she has to let me pour a glassI'm not drinking from the tap until I'm half-drunk
>>11855625I'm sorry, Pinkie. I just haven't been very happy for a very long time.
>>11855674break bottle pony
>>11855664she's cute when she's sad though
>>11855680everyone has bad days.even Celestia.
>>11855680Oh thank god. I thought those were fucking bananas.
>>11855674fuck, if only i still had some semblance of a gag reflex left, i might've been able to save her
DO YOU REALIZETHAT YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE
>>11855147That's Yotsuba, you drooling retard.
>>11855653>fermenting for 20 yearsEww no, she's probably gone sour by now.
>>11855653>Applejack all bloated and squishy with fermentation.yessss
>>11855700>Pinkie starts to cry>Texanon just keeps staring at her with that glare of hiswhat a dick.
>>11855680She does. If you were around, you couldn't stop her from having them.But you could still make her feel better when she recovers.
>>11855680Yes. She's just a regular pony with lots of power with many years of lie.
>>11855638>sex obsessed>rape fantasies>misogyny
>>11855707>>11855676[green]>not getting the joke[/green]
>>11855713>he falls over>it was a cardboard standee
>>11855712>that plump applebuttUNF
>>11855734Where does the pony pet the human?
>>11855680I never thought about her taking off those hoove things. I thought they were part of her body.
>>11855734Thanks Pinkie. Now I know where to pet Rarity.See you later
>>11855679Mazatl is SamJeremy is CazumRyan is Pinkie Guyur a fagetAnd no, we fucked with bronies when I had money, and now that I live near Everfree NW, I never want to be in that shit again.
>>11855725Your brother says a lot of things.
>>11855713Texanon expresses very little if any outward emotion.You should have learned this by now.
>>11855725I think something happened to his face
>>11855733every single person in this thread is sex obsessedlook around you
>>11855756WaitWhat about Pinkie Guy?
>>11855712Oh wow.That's a 9.5/10 body right there.-0.5 because she's not best pon
>>11855735So you were only pretending to be retarded?
>>11855752What, you though they just grew out of Twilight Sparkle?
>>11855767yeah I know...its late and I didnt try too hard to fix it. bleh.
>>11855766he's never stared down a crying pony before.there's some lines you just shouldn't cross.
>>11855745>Celestia sensually and slowly chews her food for you>She opens her mouth wide with an "Ahhh~", showing you the mush>With a sultry expression, she gulps it down>"Mmm...">She takes another bite
>>11855712It'd be nice if this guy could design.
>>11855799It's okay. He's just 80% nose now. It could be worse.
>>11855712>"It ain't gonna fuck itself, hon."
>>11855807Celestia that's disgusting.
>>11855807That's just fucking nasty
>>11855780It's probably not who you're thinking of.I don't follow the fandom, but I guess someone else has that name. We just call him that because of our old calls with Tex.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=osZjLLR87Is
>>11855813Well it should because it ain't gonna be fucked by me that's for sure
>>11855812>>11855812i hate when i save a reference picture and cant find the damn thing. Ah well.
>>11855785ea plswhy don't you have odd purple lemons or something
>>11855756>when I had moneyShould've saved it instead of throwing it around and going to cons, you dunce
I wish I was a mare
>>11855836was this it?
>>11855822>>11855816>Fluttering her eyelashes, she puffs out her cheeks and then lets out a raucous belch>She blows it in your direction
>>11855552>GG you write so well about shit like this that I really think it's from experienceThe sarcasm is strong in this one.
>>11855848I wish I WERE a mare. Pls learn 2 english kthx.
>>11855785that pear is FUCKED up
>>11855850I'm going to have dinner with Luna next time.
>>11855853I wish I were a mare
>>11855813Welp.Time to double down fapping tonight.
>>11855843>going to consThat was the first and only con I've been to.I spent my settlement money on traveleing America and going to other countries; along with rent and music gear
>>11855861Luna does it from the other end
>>11855848>Shining armor using magic to change his sex>transforms himself to make himself look more feminine as well>gets a pair of purple dj shades
>>11855832sugarcube is overused.
Does anyone have any decent romantic pone stories so I can vicariously feel something?
>>11855863Proper spelling makes twily happy.
>>11855196Then again she IS the element of generosity
>>11855892Hey, Twilight.Time flies like a river, fruit flies like a banana.
>>11855882>Get bitten by a pony>Become the weremare>Go around slutting at night and biting other anons
>>11855828luna get out of the way
>>11855874>Cadence does the same and uses some borrowed changling magic to disguise herself>Shining Armor likes surprises
>>11855906>get bitten by a pony>contract rabies>have to get a series of painful shots in the stomach
>>11855906Weremare is copyrighted by toxicmario and it is his OC (not kidding).
>>11855892psh as if i cure bout there grammer alot
>>11855892But that's grammar.
>>11855922what kind of greentext is that?
>>11855906>get bit by a radioactive pony>get all the all the powers of a pony plus the proportionate strength of a pony
>>11855842Fresh out of lemons.Have a bean.
>tfw you will never a delicious breakfast pony
>>11855920But what would Cadence disguise herself as?
>>11855936don't judge my fetishes
>>11855936Realistic one.but yeah he needs more brown and Bloom
>>11855944a handsome stallion, of coursea different one each week so Shiny doesn't see it coming
>>11855925Do brones even know how copyright works
>>11855947Cheer up, buttercup
>>11855933>>11855927You can't correct me, I'm NEVER WRONG.
These TF2 nights we've been having lately are loads of fun
>>11855944 A good character.
>>11855927you're supposed to capitalize I when referring to yourself dingus
>>11855906Now I have the means to rape anons and have a entire harem of wereponies committing silly crimes at night.
>>11855906>get bit by a bat pony>they start drinking your blood>and it turns out you taste delicious
>>11855969okay i laughed
>>11855925>Weremare is copyrighted by toxicmario and it is his OC (not kidding).That particular design might be, but the word "Were-mare" is likely pre-existing and generic enough to not be able to copyright.
>>11855967You know we've been doing them for years now, right?
>>11855938Now that's better.Thanks EA. I came.
>>11855625This picture makes my heart hurt.
>>11855980Do I get to be a bat pony or do they just suck me dry?
>>11855980>5 minutes later>dead because of massive blood loss
>>11855988The server is only a year old.
>>11856006I love you, Luna.
>>11856010I kind of wish there was a follow-up to that story.
>>11856012>tfw you poisoned your bloodi'm not dying alone
>>11855988Yeah, but only recently you guys started advertising it on the general
>>11856002Batpony has been forced into night guard duty after luna was locked away a thousand years ago. Their venom has been known to cause mind blowing orgasms and a combination of them sucking ponies dry as well as ponies hunting them for their venom to use as aphrodisiac. Now they serve luna once more in the night.
>>11856002>>11856012Shit they wouldn't suck you dry if you taste damn good. They'd keep you around, and visit often. Dropping in through your window for a quick bite to eat.
>>11856024Story?Or just the implied story/conversation based on the image
>>11856006>uglyBut Luna you're beautiful
>>11856036does it hurt?
My Little Big Fluttershy.Thanks to those who stayed at the stream!
I don't know about the rest of you but if a blood sucking pony showed up in my window wanting to drink my blood I'd tell it no and to get the fuck out of my house.
>>11856043She's just fishing for attention like the cruel mistress she is
>>11855733>He draws rape>Therefore he has woman problemsThat's pretty dumb logic. More women have rape fantasies than men. And you can't list the stuff he draws and "woman problems" as two separate things and then explain "woman problems" as the stuff he draws.
>>11856031When we did, people told us to shut up and said things like sentenal's logging or the AB incident.
>>11856036does regenerating blood burn calories?could this be a neat way to cut?
>>11856052that's a big pony
>>11856069maybe you're just a little anon
Luna!What took you so long?WOOHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11856060>sentenal's loggingBut he does, he records all the TF2 sessions
>>11856050Nah. Once batpone saliva gets in your bloodstream it acts like a sedative, relaxing your body and tense muscles while they sit on your lap and drink their fill.They like having their mane scratched.You'd be nice to them during their dinner right?
>>11856056I would give her all the attention she wanted
>>11856036No that's just you having that you know flash just right before dying.You have no blood anymore.
>>11856089if I let batpony drink my blood, do I become Blade?
>>11855877No shit. It's practically her catchphrase.
>>11856089That sounds kind of creepy but I guess I could get used to it. Batponies are pretty cute after all.
>>11856058>sex obsessed misogynist who draws rape comics>Perfectly sane, normal person, with a healthy relationship with womentop lel
>>11856052Didja color that human Pinkie?
>>11855625>Pinkie meets Anon>Anon is crying>Pinkie tries to cheer him up, fighting back the urge to cry herself because the sight of one of her friends hurting, hurts her too>but nothing is working>Eventually she's reduced to hugging him, apologizing through her tears for not being able to make him happier, and begging him to please, please don't be sad.
>>11856134>that feel when no cute colt closet
>>11856128>that teari'm fucking dying
>>11856126....So are you not able to seperate sexual attractions and or art expression from real life actions or what
>>11856130I... I don't think that's Pinkie's character...
>>11856116You become a relaxed, blissful sack of meat for the duration of their snack.>>11856122They're cute, fierce, fast, beautiful, and if you were docile they'd be your best friend night in and night out.
>>11856162It's one of the responses during last horse when you asked about what to color
>Not killing bat poniesThey don't love you, they just want your blood, we must slay them.Save your ponies from these night menaces!
>>11856126>sex obsessed person sees sex obsessed people everywhereFeminists: 0Patriarchy: 0Athiests: 1
>>11856177What if Batponies aren't real and it was just a costume?
>>11855625You're making it worse Pinkie. Just ditch me like my other friends. Then at least I won't have to drag you or anyone else down with me.
>>11856160They're clearly fantasies he likes. He wouldn't be drawing them if they weren't.
>>11856177>don't become bladenon-mutual relationship are no deal
>>11856006>>11856134This really just makes me want to write that Luna fic I've been kicking around my brain.
>>11856196A hat is not a food.
>>11856211>tfw you have like five fics you are thinking about writing
>>11856191>The bomb explodes! >Fluttershy, the doctor, is pushing daisies!anarchist:1
>>11856201Well obviously he likes them. I never debated that. But you keep implying that these attractions are something he's absolutely guaranteed to practice, or something that absolutely influences how he treats other people as a person
>>11856130>Fluttershy hears loud sobbing and makes her way towards it>she stumbles upon Pinkie and Anon in a tight hug bawling their eyes out>her confusion gives way to quivering as the scene is too much for poor Fluttershy>without missing a beat she throws her hooves over the two of them and starts to wail
>>11856179Oh I see it.It doesn't really tickle my fancy, especially the third one, sorry.Do you have another request?
>>11856201>They're clearly fantasiesYes, clearly.So again, how does that constitute "woman problems" in real life?
>>11856078She looks good with that hair
>>11856243>But you keep implying that these attractions are something he's absolutely guaranteed to practice,Never said that.>or something that absolutely influences how he treats other people as a personNormal guys dont' have rape fantasies.
THERE ISN'T MUCH THAT I FEEL I NEEDA SOLID SOUL AND THE BLOOD I BLEED
>>11856244In before entire town is crying.
>>11856253Shes like a bigger bluer spitfire.
>>11856130>"Th-there h-h-HAS to be s-SOMETHING I can do--! Some way to help you be h-happy again!">"C-can you just... stay with me... just for a while?">"Okay...! *sniff* I-I can do that...!"
>>11856197well that would be lame
>>11856236>A great arcane rift appears!Wizards: 17
>>11856265Actually, non-con related fantasies are extremely common. I had a friend survey a local school campus of his, and non-con situations ranked number two most popular fantasies/fetishes, with light bondage being number one.
>>11856280not as lame as not becoming Blade
Drawfags: Why not make original comics?There's web comics and published comics with worse art than the average MLP draw fag. Some of them have gone on to win awards and acclaim.So what's stopping ya?
>>11856280Maybe all it takes to be a bat pony is to put on Luna's magic armor
>>11856298It seems like I can only come up with ideas when I'm working off of someone else's.
>>11856298Creativity. Motivation. etc.
>>11856298it's a lot of dedication and work and a lot of artists don't feel like putting that inyou don't just sit down and think "hurr imma draw a webcomic!" if you want it to take off, anon
>>11856298I can't even do requests, how am I supposed to get paid to art?
>>11856269S-she's just busy... maybe her internet went out. Yea, that's it, I'll just t-try again next time...
>>11856298Drawing pictures and making comics are two completely different thingsDrawing only requires one set of skills, comics require multiple
>>11856291>High schools, colleges and universities have a big problem with date rape, taking advantage of passed out women and other forms of rape>Anon thinks pointing out a survey that rape fantasies are common at such places helps his cause
>>11856298Maybe when I get a consistent style and feel confident in the things I draw.
>>11856312Any of the ponys could be bat ponies?What if you waifu put on the magic armor?
>>11856265Normal people don't ADMIT they have rape fantasies.I have goddamn BOOKS of fantasies that I'd never have the guts to go through with in real life.GG being able to make pony art about them doesn't change that.
>>11856333I'm sorry Anon... but she even changed her status message to give you a hint
>>11856355My fantasy is to have an open and caring relationship. Thing is, I don't really want one, it just turns me on.
>>11856346Then she'd be a fruit bat.
>>11856267WE'RE COMING TO YOUR TOWNWE'RE GONNA TEAR YOU DOWNWE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND
>>11856298I don't know how to make comic panels set up...
>>11856355>GG is open about his rape fantasies>therefore he's normal
>>11856381Fruit bat, you say?
>>11856368No, Skype updated and now it does that! There's no way she would be passive aggressive with me. I'll just wait patiently...
>>11856381So Applejack IS your waifu~
>>11856404Why is that so sexy? There's noting sexy going on.
>>11856398I'd honestly be more concerned if he repressed them and didn't have an outlet for them.
>>11856398Friend I think you're confusing the difference between being open with information anonymously over the internet and being open with information in real life. If you think GG goes around showing his family and friends crude pictures of zebras raping Pinkie you're a retard.
>>11856428Because you're a furry.
>>11856428because you're fucked in the headbut you're among friends so it's okay
>>11856419What kind of a reaction is that?
>>11856427W-what? I never said that. I was using her as an example is all.
>>11856445a poorly made one
>>11856446>apples are going upEXCELLENT
>>11856407>her internet really just went out>she's constantly resetting her router, plugging it in and out>"oh no, oh no no no, Anon will think I ignored him on purpose... work, stupid internet, work!"
>>11856456yeah according to APL News CorpIf you watch that garbage
>>11856390>I don't know how to make comic panels set up...Read Berserk. The panel layouts are so god damn awesome. It's so sexy. Read Mr. A for some more traditional panel layouts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wsGuGzEujc8HOLYSHIT THIS IS GAY
>>11856432most of us are in the middle ground. the middle ground is the safe ground. there's those who fly too low to the sea, and their wings are weighed down by the moisture-- the ones who bottle up and hide it and eventually explode. and there's those who fly too high. those like Deaf. they're too far gone to help.but we're healthy. fantasies are normal. everyone has FANTASIES about doing things. what separates men from animals is the ability to not act on those fantasies.
>>11856460...I guess she really does think I'm annoying. Time to face the truth. I'll just delete my skype account since she is the only reason I made one.
Picture your waifu/ponimouto/favorite pony/personhorse.Got 'em in mind?They're sitting/laying next to you, very sleepy; their eyes are closed, and the most response you can get from them is a quiet, "mm?" or "mm-hm."
>>11856390>>11856480Also check out The Maxx. Anything by Sam Keith has good panel layouts. Alan Moore stories are also good and simplistic.
>>11856489she must have had a long daythat's okay, it's a good time to scratch her head while I play on the computer for a bit
>>11856483GG would still be on the middle ground though, wouldnt he?The only difference is that he draws his fantasies out sometimes cause he can.
>>11856487>her internet starts working again>anon is now offline>for the first time ever since he added her>"m-maybe the outage hit him too"
>>11856390>I don't know how to make comic panels set up...You don't start with blank panels and draw stuff in. That's backwards. You think of it like a movie or animation. You're drawing the storyboards for this movie. So you think of it like that. Does it need a close-up, and then a panout, followed by a wide shot? Do you have a bunch of short quick panels to imply speed and action? That sort of thing.
>tfw Tess hats us>tfw MiLes is ded>tfw Peanus is ded>tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw Moe is ded>tfw Kraut is ded>tfw Dafty is ded>tfw Apple is ded>tfw TAW is ded>tfw mewball hats us>tfw Changelingbro is ded>tfw Japanon is ded>tfw NPA is ded>tfw Scherzo hats us>tfw Moophins is ded>tfw Rubro is ded>tfw Metals is in jail>tfw Cheshire hats us>tfw AB is dead>tfw Noel hats us>tfw NTSTS hats us>tfw Disco hats us>tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw ReiDuran is ded>tfw Jailbait hats us>tfw LK hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Jalm hats us>tfw xieril hats us>tfw ciircuit is ded>tfw Reu hats us>tfw Smile hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw Don.ko is ded>tfw Unity is ded>tfw Gypsymagic is ded
>>11856390just go the Alan Moore route. makes everything real goddamn easy. just a nice storyboard-ready grid of nine panels. three rows of three, with any permutation thereof.
>>11856489Then I know she'd love it if I started fondling her heavy balls.
>>11856489Time to fall asleep while cuddling her
>>11856390I thought that was a zoomed-in picture of a pair of briefs for a moment.
>>11856538>she'd>ballsit's too early for this shit anon
>>11856532let us fiddle while Rome burns.
>>11856551take doodle requests
>>11856489I take the opportunity to fondle my horsebando
>>11856551MORE SUGAR TITS PLSGREAT BIG STONKING ONES
>>11856552it's fucking 2:30we're in the middle of ERP hours
>>11856532>tfw you will never be important enough to be on that list>even though both of your identities are ded
>>11856573FINE ANONTELL ME ABOUT YOUR WAIFU'S BALLS
>>11856576hey me too!
>>11856526>>11856480>>11856537Ah I'm sorry. Heck I don't even read comics but now I want to make some.>>11856514But I will leanr. I'll check out Sam Keith and Moore. Thanks for pushing me towards a good direction.
>>11856525>she always did have a bit of a liking for that human>just always too shy or scared>now she will never get the chance
>>11856581I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE DOING ITI'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT EARLY AT ALL
guysguysWhat if we go so long without ponying that we forget how to pony?
>>11856446Why is AJ so much cuter in a suit?
Gee... I haven't been on MLPG for at least three or four weeks already. How you guys doing?
>>11856551>Prince MulletFinally, Americana has a pony worthy of defending it. Steaks, V8s, swamp buggies, and heavy metal. Just in time for the Fourth of Joo-lie.
>>11856532Why the hell am I on that list
>>11856551This reminds me of Gourry from Slayers for some reason.
>>11856551Work on prints man
>>11856614Brink of sanity
>>11856576I'm not on there and I'm still around.Then again I think that's why I'm not on the list.I'm dumb.
>>11856602What's a pony?
>>11856551Hey, how's being ded trating ya?
>>11856602What if we've ponied so much that we have lost what ponying meant to begin with?
>>11856613uncultured swine looks cute when you pretty them up
>>11856584That's the original quote, calm down.
>>11856589>Heck I don't even read comics but now I want to make some.READ COMICS And read "Understanding Comics"
>>11856602then we follow our ancestor's ways and rediscover how to pony!
>>11856629I think this is a pony
>>11856630What the fuck, i didn't mean to post that.Fuck, I can't find the picture.
>>11856640and that's a jokestop taking things seriously, especially "UNCULTURED SWINE" in caps
>>11856551Nice now draw him railing a megabusty human girl and filling her womb with his seed
>>11856630He has a thread in the sub now.
>>11856653only if I can rub your belly during
>>11856525>>11856594>>11856666celestia why dont you just send him a letter
>>11856653No christ I'm running out of bandaids you always leave those fucking holes
>>11856617Would be easier to tell you if you had your name on.Gypsy?
>>11856624Oh? Why is that fellow anon? Because of the hiatus? Is that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
>>11856653Cosmo please, re-size your stuff.
>>11856532What about me? I've been here from the start. I've done a draw or two (literally, like two, total). I ran a quest once. And what about all that greentext I wrote?You're going to miss those people just because they use names?!
>>11856703but then SAI freezes then crashes ;_;
>>11856680She isn't very good at that
>>11856723No idea then. I was wondering why you are on that list, too.
>>11856698Yup. There could be snow on the ground by the next new episode.
>>11856680No, it's for the best. He was probably just being nice since I'm a ruler and all... It's easier just being alone...
>>11856735BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE FIRE IN OUR HEAAAARTS
I bet all you anons who wish you were a pretty mare wouldn't even be able to figure how to walk with 4 legs.
>>11856741Being alone ain't so bad.She's got the right idea.
>>11856766I don't need to, Anon will carry me.
I want to rape Princess Celestia.
>>11856766I just want to be a cute colt.
>>11856766It wouldn't be that hard. I already masterd bipedalism. If I had proportionate limbs it would be relatively easy.
>>11856766But I did in my pony dream
>>11856782>>11856784Goddamn it MLPG.
>>11856760AS LONG AS IT BURNS WE CANNOT DRIFT APART
>>11856766I'd flop around until someone took pity and helped me
>>11856782>shes touching tex anons assIt is on...
Which pony WANTS THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL?
>>11856784Bitch pls. Her sister Luna is way better
dang it celestia i am going to take you out on a date and you are going to enjoy yourself if it kills me
>>11856741>meanwhile at anons house
>>11856766I'd assume that walking on 4 legs is easier than walking on two
Alright MLPG, let's see if you know this pony...
>>11856741every internet friendship ever;_;
>>11856808That's very sweet of you, but I have... things to do. Royal things. You know, things that take years of understanding and such? But thank you anyway.
>>11856823Oh! Oh! Um.. She's that.. Um... That girl.. um...
>>11856808>if it kills meWell, _I_ will definitely kill you if you dare to touch my waifu.
>>11856823That is teacherist pony
>>11856822Better start practicing now just in case
>>11856808I'm gonna kill you and take your datesuch is the custom in Equestria
>>11856823TEACHES FLOWERS PONY.NEXT.
>>11856823SHE'S THAT HARLOT THAT TRIED TO STEAL BIG MAC FROM ME
>>11856766Walking on four is easier than two, it's just getting used to it which makes it a bit of a pain.
>>11856823That pony is Cheerilee. Her first speaking appearance was in Call of the Cutie and she has had several CMC episode reappearances since.
>>11856826>tfw people stop responding and you don't know if they are just busy or think you are annoying and you don't wanna right them a second time to find out because if they are indeed annoyed by you that would just make everything worse
>>11856823Bubblegum teacher pony?
>>11856823>That shit on the boardWhat is she teaching those kids?Better not be communism
>>11856871algebra and astronomy
>>11856811>>11856741>Celestia finally gets the time to meet anon>She doesn't know what to do with herself, ends up requesting a brushing>Acts pompous and regal the entire time>spaghetti keeps falling out of her mane>When she gets back home she hates herself>Just wanted to spend some time with Anon
>>11856871What if it was poneunism?
>>11856871Even worse: Pony communism.
>>11856826>work up the nerve to talk to your artbando>spaghetti suppression maximum>conversations fall flat and it's probably because you are boring
>>11856871It's just some dialectic materialism.
>>11856865*write.Come on now, darling, you have to at least look your stuff over once before hitting submit.
I WANT HER PALER THAN THE MOONWITH EYES THAT SHINE LIKE STARS
>>11856826>>11856883I will never understand how you guys can be so beta over the internet.
>pony will never sit down on your lap>you will nver pet pony's soft velvety coat and rub it's belly>you will never slowly breathe while it enjoys your relaxing strokes on it's coat
>>11856892CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>11856883>Want to help some art bros feel better>Suggest video games>Never hear back from themBeing a writefag who just wants to help is suffering sometimes.
>>11856883I still like to pretend that he's just bad at keeping a conversation alive and doesn't actually hat me
>>11856884Disgusting. Why hasn't she been fired yet?
>>11856901>you will never whimper as a human strokes your ears
>>11856865>tfw the person on the other ends probably feels exactly the same
>>11856883Sometimes I think how it would be if I we had more in common. One fetish and horsedrawing are not enough.
>>11856901The fuck is that last line.
>>11856885Sorry, no idea why that happens so often lately.
>>11856904whywhy do you keep saying feel
>>11856901Pony sitting on my lap would probably be kinda awkward.
Your favorite pony has eaten the last Klondike bar. They are not remorseful. How do you respond?
>>11856918But they could just respond then
>>11856934twily what are you doing?
>>11856925It's alright, just don't let it happen again.
>>11856934Twilight is a very pretty horse.What is she doing?
>>11856936would you play with Fluttershy's lipslike stick your fingers in them and grab them and move them around?
>>11856920>tfw your artbando might as well be your twin>tfw you could just talk for hours and hours>tfw you barely ever talk anymore>tfw you feel like it's ending and you don't know why
>>11856947Too bad Brad/Flash Sentry did her.
>>11856877>she hasn't had a relationship in hundreds of years>doesn't want to mess it up>every time she sees him there's so much self doubt>feels like nothing she does is right>only heightens the fact she is alone and nobody likes her past her title
I wonder if pedo awpbm still comes here.
>>11856911M-me too... I'll just try again later. Maybe one day of asking how he's doing will yield something for me to go off of.
>>11856965Did Twilight gain weight?
>you will never share tender moments with ponetruly the feeliest of feels
>>11856865>tfw started to get my life back together>made some new friends>fixed sleep cycle>went doing sport regulary>started working on that huge pile of stuff that gathered up during the last months and years>almost all those friends cut contact within the last month>tfw I can feel my life falling apart again>tfw I just want it all to end because I already know what is coming for me
>>11856958You're a cool guy and all. I just don't play videogames.
>>11856984Would you still love Twilight if she got a little chubbier from all that studying with no exercise?
Question, MLPG, would you rape ALL the Equestria Girls?
>>11856939"What if he was only talking out of courtesy?""What would he think of me if I told him?""He would be offended that I think of him like that""He is probably just busy too""He found out that I'm actually not the kind of person who can be his friend and I respect his descision"
>>11856921What about my pants?
>>11856965That's a very chubby pony
>>11856988I almost did in a somewhat lucid dream. But then I realized I was awake and the dream just went POOF, I couldn't keep going in it. So fucking mad i realized i was in a dream.
>>11856989Then with gusto
>>11856990>fixed sleep cycle>awake at 3 AM on a weekday
>>11856938I take a duke on their pillow.
>>11856988>>11857008I don't think pony was mean to pony with humanthis is wrong
>>11857004None of them.
>>11857004nah, just none of them you sick fuck
>>11857005If the other person messages you first you can safely assume that they are interested in a conversation.
>>11856938get it back
>>11856996Well thanks. I just wish I could cheer you up. Sadly I have no art talent and really what else can I do.If that's how it is though that's how it is. Always here for moral support at least.
>>11857018Celestia said it was fine.
>>11857018But anon.It just feels so right.
>>11856998Of course I would.
>>11856938I respect that shit, because I know goddamn well that I would have done and felt the same.
>>11857014I just accepted im nocturnal as my cycle keeps rotating back to the sleep at 6am thing no matter how hard i try to fix it. But its a known condition:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_sleep_phase_disorder
>>11857018But it feels so right.
>>11857008That has got to be one of the cutest pics I have ever seen with human/pony. Aside from this one.
>>11857014>everyone lives in the same timezone
>>11857033That doesn't sound like herShe wants all the pony to herself
>>11857029"He doesn't really care, but doesn't want to appear rude either so just drops some lines and leaves for a few weeks again. I wish he saved himself the trouble and just deleted me."
>>11857035Would you want her to work it off, maybe get Dash to help, or would you be okay with her being a little....heftier.
>>11857043Fuck Rarity, her opinions are always awful anyway.
>>11857034>>11857043MLPG hath spoken.
>>11857018maybe you're the one who's wrong
>>11857029>messages you first>reply with a few lines>no return response
>>11857047I agree it's pretty great. I think it's the slight size difference and the way he's grabbing the back of her head and her lower back.
>>11856938Someone has to eat the last onePony is just as entitled to it as I amI'd make a sandwich or something
>>11856340See that's just it, you're still confusing fantasy with action. You're making a distinction between the fantasy and the action, but only when it suits you. Fantasy and action are different things.
>>11857067that fucking feel>guess my reply wasn't interesting enough...
>>11857052Bolo ties are shit.
>>11857050Man, I thought I was awkward when it comes to that stuff, but you are beta3.If they didn't want to talk to you, they wouldn't write you in the first place. Especially not when you already ignored them a few times.
I'm so sorry, anon, It's just that, I've got a lot of studying to do..
>>11857089Fuck you Twilight I was just saying hi.
>>11857089No you don't.
>>11857067>"Hey, whats up?">Oh shit, all I'm doing is fucking around on MLPG>"Uhh, not much">conversation dead
>>11857089How many times do you think Twilight Sparkle has heard the line "Hey babe, let's go study anatomy" or variants thereof?
>>11857083I don't ignore them though. I try to make the conversation as good as I can, but so far I have never succeeded
>>11857018If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
>>11857089you can study my dick instead
>>11857047>"Was the blanket fort really necessary?">"Of course it is! It enhances ones ability to focus on the material at hand, and furthermore-">You bop her gently with a pillow >"Rhetorical question, Twil-">A barrage of pillows begin to smother you into the floor, Twilight giggling as you try to hit her with the one still clutched fervently in your hand
>>11857089I love studying!Can I study with you?
>>11857106None, because nobody wants her.
>>11857101>"Hey, what's up?">"Your BMI.">Celestia is offline
>>11857106>tfw ex was working on her bio degree and wanted to do exactly this
>>11857108Is a pony body even a good substitute for a sponge?
>>11857089And by "studying" you mean masturbating.Because Flash has ED and can't perform.
>>11857108I think I am going to fap to this
>>11857108all of my unf
>>11857110>>11857110So that's one, right off the bat
>>11857106NoneShe is fujoshi
>>11857032>art talentYou don't need to be able to draw in order to be able to be there for someone. And even if people don't get back to you, I'm sure your kind gesture is appreciated.
>>11857040Oh coolNow I get to be one of those faggots with a self diagnosed mental illness
>>11857120No. Lets not play the guessing game.
>>11857127All dat luxurious short fur. Use your imagination.>>11857135Be my guest.
>>11857143Are you making fun of my condition?
>>11857141Oh yeah, I know. Just saying be able to draw funny or inspiring things is an easier way to convey it if you've developed that skill.All I've got are words, and honestly when it comes down to serious matters sometimes I just don't have the right ones.But this is far too serious talk for it being this late. I apologize for digressing.
>A quiet stream is always the best place to clean your wings
>>11857136who even thinks of thisI want to shake their hand
>>11857143I went to a psychiatrist and psychologist - yes they are different - and they both said I have dysthymia. For the longest time I thought the problem was is that I just wasn't good enough.
Hey, Anon, eyes up here.
>>11857164>...among other things
>>11857171No. Please stop guessing Anon, I don't want to shit up the thread but I always feel the urge to correct you so my whining isn't attached to someone else and ruins their reputation.
>>11857190why are you so little
>>11857190I wanna have a blowjob from RD
>>11857180That is a very little pony.
>>11857080>GG draws rape sometimes>From this we can conclude all sorts of things about his personality including how he treats women in real life>From how he treats women in real life we can conclude he gets his shit slapped a lot and has never been laid>Ergo, he has woman problemsSeems to flow.
>>11857158Nope, I'm completely serious in thinking I have thisI'm never going to get diagnosed though, so there's no real point in it. Its just nice to know that it exists
>>11857197they are probably fast and sloppy
>>11857193The first pony thing I ever fapped to.
>>11857164Preening is 3cute7me
>>11857190But I'm like twice as tall as you.
>>11857190But you're all the way down there.You're so tiny. Why don't YOU fly up to eye level huh? You like me staring?
>>11857146But I want to help. You have to take initiative if you want it to get better, but you need someone to talk to. Please talk to your friends again.
>>11857201>>11857190Is that time already?
Careful now DERPY
>>11857218what time is that?
>all this self doubt about talking to people>MLPG is just full of people wanting to talk but not knowing how to>they all think it's their own faultOkay, so how about we all try to be a little bit more aggressive in our conversations? That should fix things.
>>11857201The wrong perspective proportions turn me off.
>>11857227>Hades thinks he knows how to improve a situation
>>11857222I feel jealous and I have no idea why since I'm not in it for the notoriety. I'm going to bed before this gets stupid.
>>11857227Oh my god anon, that's genius. I will never have trouble with this again!
>>11857227I know how to talk to other people. It's just that most of them choose to ignore me.
>>11857222I'm glad you've taken some of my prompts and just ran with them.
>>11857040Shit. I think I may have that. Even if get up at 6 am and go thorugh a tiring day it takes a lot of patience and discipline to go to bed at 2 am.If i go to bed before that I CAN'T fall asleep no matter how tired I am.
>>11857227>Fuck you motherfucker>Let's build some fucking frenships over the internet>Yes, I'm talking to you you little shit!
>>11857227>JUST BE MORE CONFIDENT, ANON!Gee thanks!
>>11857261heyput those back
>>11857227And then Anon will cry circlejerk again.
>>11857227I-I'll try talking to someone on my list....I'm so nervous!
>>11857227HEY MOTHERFUCKERWANNA BE FRIENDS AND SHIT
>>11857247The most tragic of the scenarios would be if the others think exactly the same way.
>>11857227Nice, it's so simple. I just stop being depresse today and tomorrow I will just talk to someone, why didn't I think of this earlier?
>>11857227What about lewd conversations?
>>11857227I'm liking this idea
I hope we get an air date soon
>>11857269It's only circlejerk if it's done here.
>>11857287WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING LITTLE PONIES?
>>11857234t-thanks, anon>>11857243Don't be jealous. Have a cookie.>>11857248which prompts were those?
>>11857256>>11857276That would work for me because the shear absurdity would break past all that awkward nobody knows what to talk about phase.
>>11857293Because My LITTLE Pony? Ponies are supposed to be LITTLE?
>>11857295Hey guys,how much does a polar bear weigh?Just enough to break the ice. I don't think we've met before, but my name's...
>>11857281I actually prefer to not talk to depressed people. I don't know how they feel, and can't be of any help.
>>11857305Little ponies is subjectiveMaybe we are the tiny ones
>>11857294Fine.But you are my replacement.
>>11857227I know this is a bad example, but this is how Lamar talks to people and me sometimes and it works.It works very well.
>>11857324>replacementaspirant plswe need you too
Okay, so, why don't we skip all this awkward phase horseshit and all jump into some chat room and go at it full force? I'm sure there's some client we can just use that's free with no commitment so there's no real pressure. That and we can stop using the general and attempt to make real connections?
>>11857322My god. That pic is cute to me
>mlp season 4 announced for 2014How would you respond?
>>11857324Replacement? Don't stop whatever you're doing. I'd feel bad about taking your spot. We can both write things.
>>11857295Sheer absurdity, not shear.
>>11857337just go to /unf/ on the sub or the vidya thread since I'm pretty sure all of you sad sacks are the hats crew.
>>11857341Lyra is a cute pone
>>11857333I don't even say that stuff in here.
>>11857327B...b-but I want my first time to be special and gentle...Then again, Lamar is a networker par excellence.
>>11857354all pone is cute pone
>>11857354Yes. Yes she is.
>>11857337inb4 nobody joins and the ones in the chat wait for the others to arrive and it dies without a single word being spoken
>>11857347Unimpressed. This is what I'm actually expecting.
>>11857347We know that already. It will start in February
>>11857354You just want to be the waifu for once, Anon
>>11857347Dark souls 2 and pone2014 a good yearI wouldn't even be surprised
>>11857347>>>11857378I'm hopeful for a 2013 air date but eh
>>11857377well you are dumb and stupid and probably ugly
>>11857337>>11857375Are you kidding me? I'm not a contributor of any sort or a member of any skype groups, but it'd basically be like a stream....Except without a stream. Hmmn.
Why do you guys hate him?
>>11857378How about this?>mlp season 4 delayed to fall 2014>it has quality of season 1/2
>>11857397He's written poorly.
>>11857397I hate his english voice, it sounds snobby as shit. His japanese VA has the right tone for him.
HA HA PONIES
>>11857397But I don't hate him.I just don't particularly care for him either. I'm neutral on Spike.
>>11857395The fuck you just say m8
>>11857397But I love Spike. He's probably my second favorite secondary.and I don't even want to molest him
>>11857409isn't there a colorized version of that image?
>>11857398Quality is subjective, though. If it just aped seasons 1 and 2 it wouldn't be as good, and people will disagree anyway. This is a silly hypothetical.
>>11857421Probably. I went to sleep after Rose drew it. If anyone has it I'd appreciate if it was posted.
>>11857398I don't think I can go that long without my dose.
We're all going to go to Equestria when we die, mlpg. I can feel it.Also we'll have our youth restored.
>>11857438can I be a pony?
>>11857438>implying I'll survive my youth
>>11857398>it has quality of season half>season 3 had half the amount of episodeshey wait a minute fucker
>>11857438I like the idea of an afterlife just being whatever you want most, so every anon gets his own personal equestria that is custom made for him.
>>11857438I'm going to horsefuck every single one of you
>>11857438>it's the wrong time periodENJOY BEING RAPED BY DISCORD ALL DAY WHILE HE OPPRESSES PONIES FAGGOT
>>11857456Those poor ponies
>>11857460sorry, wrong portalyou will come out as a vulture
>>11857450This isn't about meI just want all the anons who want to be ponies to be able to so I don't have to look at hundreds of ugly mlpg neckbears molesting ponies.
>>11857460Can I come with?
>>11857470But I'm not even a neckbear, man.Rude.
>>11857438>>11857446Watch closely in Season 4. There will be several new background ponies and some of them might look familiar.These ponies represent the Anons and name/tripfags who have already died.
>>11857470It's you're own version of EquestriaIf there are other anons there, then it's because you wanted them thereSame applies if you want them to be pone or not
>>11857398>FALL 2014I don't think I'd last
"We didn't mean it literally"
>>11857460That reminded me that movie. Fuck you.
>>11857491Oh okay. I don't want any other anons there.
>>11857486>AB pony stalks little coltsno thanks
I enjoy watching ponies eat things.
>>11857465I don't know about other anons, but in my Equestria most ponies wouldn't even care about me, or even notice me.
butts inside butts
>>11857498Do it for her.
>you will never be a pretty pony living in Equestria>you will never find that Equestria has almost no sexual taboos
>>11857518how does that even work?
Do you guys think she is in love with Spike? I think so...
>>11857534Not that pony though.
>>11857513too badI'm taking the form of a pony, sneaking in to your equestria and cuddling the shit out of you when you least expect it
>>11857521If you get to Equestria as a stallion you've already hit the jackpot, since the female population is so large compared to the few males, which would mean that you're in demand no matter who you are.
>>11857539you'd rather see this?
>>11857421>>11857433Dooks to the rescue.
>s04 in 2014
>>11857543by the time you know it will already be too lateI will have cuddled you and fled to track down >>11857517
>>11857533that would be nice to see at the true end of the series so we could have some closure for all the characters.
>>11857533It's a cute ship.
>>11857520I've been on the Pony Train since February 2011 and have only taken a break once. I have other interesets so I don't get burnt out on pony but...man I'm patient person but waiting that long would be ridiculous.I want to take a break from pony but don't want to get behind on fanart
>>11857550Yes, that's much better.
>>11857555>Dooks to the rescue.He's like Superman but he only helps blacks and whites and he hangs out in front of home Depot.
>>11857545>tfw stallion in equestria>tfw mares constantly break into your house and wake you up by showing their winking marecunts into your face
>>11857550>see picture>immediately become reminded of the infamous /tg/ "butter doppleganger"DO NOT WANT
>>11857559I swear to god anon if I find out you cuddled me I will track you down
>>11857571alright, how about this
Pinkie Pie. Is addicted to sex. Prove me wrong.
>>11857580>DO NOT WANT>>>/2005/
>>11857397I don't.I just wish the writers knew how they wanted us to feel about him. His characterization is all over the place in terms of his relationship with Twilight. Does he think of her as a mother? sister? owner? master? How does Twilight view HIM exactly? She hatched him from an egg, but she doesn't act very motherly toward him. She belittles him quite a lot and seems to show only the barest amount of consideration towards him unless the situation is especially dire.
>>11857460>Guise. I am going to make a portal so I could enter in Equestria and live to be a pony there forever and ever.He deleted his post. He probably wants to keep his secret to himself.
>>11857588your punctuation already did it for me
>>11857588Why the fuck is there a period after Pinkie Pie?
>>11857572Anon porfis.>>11857588Ponies don't have genitals
>>11857603are butts genitals?
>>11857603Why is Pinkie slapping anthro gummy?
>>11857603why did anon become a porpoise when pinkie slapped him?
>>11857594thisI'm sorry for ruining your night
>>11857603Then how do they do standard mammalian reproduction, smart guy?
>>11857603>"standard mamalian reproduction"Not only are you wrong according to Faust, the episode Baby Cakes proves you damn wrong.
>>11857521>You will never be a human in Equestria>You will never be sought after for your exotic use of hands, missionary position, and not cumming after 3 thrusts
>>11857612no, just their anuses and vaginas
>>11857583just try itI'll even leave you a little card before I flee in to the aether I'll be a slutty mare Michael WestinI'll disappears so fast you won't even know
>>11857619artist's depiction of the golem
>>11857603>pinkie fidgeting and crossing her legs when she needs to take a piss>no genitalsDooks, pls.
>>11857627>not cumming after 3 thrusts>implying
OKAY NIGGAS HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTStinychat room 8bp7pJust click guest and type some bullshit name. I don't know anything about tinychat, but it looks like you can embed stuff and hold private conversations. Can't post url because it thinks it's spam.Erase your spaghetti today!
>>11857621>>11857623With fucking magic, and if you don't agree with me I'll delete the thread.
Hey Anon! Would you like to come and fly with me?
>>11857643I don't have wings you dumb fucking horse.
>Implying Unicorns aren't the best type of pony to be
>>11857643Not right now. I'm busy
>>11857595>Does he think of her as a mother? sister? owner? masterMaybe they don't know either
>>11857640Magic sex with magic genitals.
>>11857619>>11857633that's pretty gross, but I feel like we've done worse
>>11857640How are you still around? Christ that's pathetic.
>>11857648Hey. Don't talk to my waifu like that you cunt.
>silva hound finally made some more french house
>>11857610>tfw there's still no fics where mrs.cake cuckolds her husband.
>>11857652Enjoy your magic lessons, nerd I'm going flying
>>11857674well she's not very smart is she?
>>11857662Not pony.Why's the fucking song "Started from the bottom" if Drake was super spoiled and rich as a kid?>>11857672It was a joke!
>>11857675Sorry, but I jusr received my discharge from the care-force.
>>11857652Earth pony master race.
>>11857652>>11857680>not being an alicornwow what a bunch of unharmonious dorks
>>11857691I just jettisoned my care-core
Can you name five things that are not ponies?
>>11857698but I'm not ready to ascend just yet
>>11857639>start typing the address>browser completes with Tinyurl instead>slap 8bp7p there without realizing the mistake>get thisWell that's...something
Do you like what you are seeing Anon?
>>11857696>wanting to be a plebianI mean, you're free to desire what you want, but that doesn't make it any less stupid
>>11857675Link?>>11857696This guy gets it.
>>11857680Not till you get your flying lessons you faggot
>>11857711No, not really.
>>11857715>Tofu will never doodle for us again
>>11857711aww man I want to eat that ass so bad
>>11857661List of episodes I want to see:>Beach Episode>Hot Springs Episode>Freaky Friday Episode>Episode all about CelestiaAnd now to add to the list.>Episode that clarifies what Spike and Twilight think of each other as
>>11857715http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPkHis set starts at 3 hours 4 minutes. French house song is at 3hr 15 min. But I think you'll like his whole set. Mixes some LRAD in there, etc. Euro's set is right after his and he kills it too.
>>11857725>There are people that actually want to be Earth Poniesman you guys must pretty shitty lives and love them to want that.Pegasuses and Unicorns are objectively better. Unicorns are just a bit better since they can do whatever they want while some Pegasuses must take care of the weather.
>>11857734read that as >bleach episode
In my headcanon, Earth Ponies preform most of the menial labor and mercantile jobs, pegasi are the back bone of the Military and weather related jobs, while Unicorns preform most of the intellectual and high skill jobs.
>>11857709You know, thinking about the usual "twilight's friends will become alicorns" theory and about things like "but applejack wouldn't want that,"With both Cadance and Twilight they had literally no plans on becoming them, it just happened when they reached a certain point. I don't think they can stop it.What's Applejack going to do when she suddenly bamfs into the astral plane and wakes up in the middle of Sweet Apple Acres with wings and a horn? Hand them over to Granny Smith?
>>11857734Ponies hate the beach.
>>11857741Oh, his Fiesta Equestria set?I saw it live! He really did a good job on it!Euro goes super hard while mixing too haha
why is Dash camwhoring
>>11857751THE ZAP APPLES ARE COMING
>>11857751Goodnight Applejack. I love you.
>>11857771because she's a whorse!
>>11857741That must be the most densely compressed and massive pile of shit ever created in the history of music.
>>11857769Ah, sick. I saw it live too. just dont find me in the crowd
>>11857757For me it's thisEarth Ponies: Farming and politicsPegasuses: Weather control and entertainmentUnicorns: Scientists, Engineers and rich faggotsOf course that's just what usually happens. Anyone can be whatever they want if they can do it.
>>11857786Oh no, I mean I saw it live on the stream!You went? That's awesome!Any stories from the con?
>>11857771She needs some boost for her self-esteem which is actually pretty low.
Evens: sleepOdds; read FOEDoubles: get productive
>>11857750>you have yet to see my true form>twilight transforms into a double alicorn
>>11857750>flipping channels>turns to cartoon network airing Bleach episode>it's not the first episode>"Ichigo... it's time to teach you the Hatsu Patsu Katsu Ratsu Satsu technique">"WHAAAA!? The atsu Patsu Katsu Ratsu Satsu technique??">"Yes. We need it to defeat the La Biblioteca Elephante.">"NO WAY! How can I defeat the Biblioteca Elephante? It's even more powerful than the Rojo Gato y Perro!"It's not even worth it.
>>11857800>>11857783>>11857781that poor pony
>>11857771Dash is starved for attention and affection.
>>11857797Nothing exciting, really. The con itself was extremely impressive for a first year con. Set some high standards for other cons. Only little drama was that FIW voice actor impersonator, but the con staff handled that super well.
>>11857810It's funny because it's true.
>>11857784get the fuck out of here
>>11857758I think she'll have time to tell Celestia she doesn't want to.I mean Twilight probably told her friends what happened. So when AJ will see she's in heaven she'll probably realize what's about to happen and tell Celestia no. But really I wonder if AJ is the only one that would refuse.I mean Rarity certainly won't refuse and Pinkie doesn't have nay reason but what about the others?
>>11857815I'd give Dash affection
>>11857815I'd hug Rainbow Dash and then say "So what's with the pity party, I thought you said you had something cool to show me? Don't tell me you're backing out now!"
>>11857807>>11857810That wasn't what I meant.
>>11857732I too wish to rim Dash's tight little anus
>>11857834Night best princess