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Sleeping thread: >>11832376
Resting our eyes thread:

>hope
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>rape
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The swimming gays anime airs today.
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>>11837375
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>two threads ago
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>>11837288
>there's no such thing as ordinary or boring when you change your point of view
That's actually a really good message.
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>>11837397
Ben Stiller?
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have you worshipped the sun today
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>Go out
>Come back
>Brand new thread
Pwah
>tfw the harrowing contrast of my life
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>>11837383
That's a very pretty pony, Anon.
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>>11837397
Meta gifs are so funny, especially when they are not related to the current events, they never get old.
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>>11837400
Not Ben Stiller, user who ran Revolution Quest before cancelling it after being banned for off topic posts. He also has a massive problem with Dooks/Jessy/MLPG in general.
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>>11837409
You mean stared at her butt?
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minecraft has horses now.
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>>11837414
the prettiest
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>>11837382
Going to be a fun summer
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>>11837420
>just staring
That's not how you worship, Anon
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>>11837420

and more
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>>11837432
...kissing?
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The more I think of Flash the more I hate him. I'm not even a Twifag. Is this normal?
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>>11837414
The only thing even prettier than her appearance is her character.
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>>11837423
Tekkit had ponies before it was cool.
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>>11837398
I was being sincere when I said I got schooled
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>>11837438
The same thing's true for me, although I am a Twifag.
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>>11837438
it's only natural to envy those who are better than you.
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>>11837416
Oh, okay. Thanks.
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>>11837444
Oh, I wasn't doubting it.
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MLP:FIM Season 4 has the last album you listened to as it's soundtrack

What happens?
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>>11837435
>>11837432
Queening, then?
PRAISE THE SUNBUTT
Queening's another word for facesitting.
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>>11837453
It becomes about adventure. A comfy adventure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXY8atmBCs
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>>11837453

>Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

10/10 season
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>>11837453
Ponies go driving through the desert
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How do I begin to /fit/
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>>11837454

>Queening's another word for facesitting.

I'm offended that you'd think fetish general didn't know that.
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>>11837453
>Fang Island - Fang Island
It'll probably be happy and peppy as fuck and end up with probably one of my favorite adaptations of a classic story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vbuR4obC4
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>>11837453
>Protomen Act 2 - Father of death
>Finale is Light up the Night and here comes the arm

>Twilight dies
>Her friends still have some unfinished business.
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>>11837466
Squats and oats
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>>11837466

first, what are your goals?
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>>11837467
I usually don't see the word thrown around a lot.
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>>11837466
Read the fucking sticky.
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>>11837477

OFFENDED
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>>11837453
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q9yKDwcDOc
Time for pony to search for immortality
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>>11837440
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Daily dose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
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>>11837477
Well, now you know.
And knowing is half the battle
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>>11837475
not him, but I want to be a lithe little trap
also not being lazy and apethetic would be nice, is that something /fit/ can help with
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>rape in sleep
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>>11837496

to become a lithe trap, do you have to lose weight, gain muscle, etc.?

work with me anon
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>>11837453
inb4 tons of shitty videogame music
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>>11837466
Eat less do more

Eat more protein and carbs whilst doing only 2-3 reps per set if you want to get swole
Eat more protein whilst doing 8-10 reps per set if you want to get lean
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>>11837497
>"if i am super edgy maybe people will like me"

you're in the wrong thread pal
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>>11837496
>tfw 6'4 and wide shoulders
>tfw I will never be the little trap
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>>11837506

this is bad info
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>>11837496
cardio all day erry day
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>>11837508
This nigga.
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>>11837502
I'm 6' and 160lbs, you tell me
I'm very ignorant about this sort of thing

>>11837514
I can do that I guess
I can only manage 30 minutes or so on days I work but when I'm off I can do whatever
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So who shall she interview?
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>>11837485
Celestia, please answer my letters.
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>>11837524

Sounds like you're pretty average, then

if you're compleeeetely new to this, you should read the sticky on /fit/ it'll provide a bunch of basic info and tools that you'll need to learn all this and it'll save me the time to rewrite it all

after you read it I'll answer any questions and help you further, though
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>>11837529
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>>11837503
>if i get 20,000 notes i will report the rape
i have no reaction for this
>20,000 people actually noted
uuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Anyone else think that bronies are gay fags?
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>>11837533
B-but.. why not?
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>>11837535
Just like you.
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>>11837527
No one because no one wants to talk with her
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What does a pony neckhug feels like?
What does a hug feels like?
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>>11837538

no hands to write with
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>>11837527
Luna.
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>>11837535
just like you
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>>11837535
Bronies are really cool people and they deserve my respect.
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>>11837544
But you have magic
>tfw celestia doesn't even bother to come up with legit excuses
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Whenever somebody grows a dick, shit tends to get verbally depraved.
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which would you rather do? answer another shitty which would you rather do pony question, or hang yourself?
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>>11837544
Damn, that fucking face
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>>11836125
where did the whole "Saffron speaks Spanish" thing come from? I feel like I'm terribly stuipid for not getting it, but I read the whole quest and I understand, is there something totally obvious I'm missing? pls help MLPG
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>>11837535
but these people were always gay fags. i never heard of a completely normal person turning into a gay fag just because of ponies.
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>>11837560
>I'm a memer
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>>11837563

LK said once that she'd lapse into Spanish if she was being emotional

easy to miss, don't worry about it
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>>11837565

yeah, it took furries to turn me into a gay fag
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>>11837540
How cold.
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>>11837532
alright, I'll take another look through it
so no help on the lazy with no ambition thing, right?
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>>11837580
I would talk to her.
Batponies are adorable.
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>>11837578
and i blame childrens shows for turning me into a furfag
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>>11837581

Oh, right.

I can't help you with that, but following a routine and staying healthy wakes a lot of people up. It gives you tons and tons of energy.
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>>11837586

I blame lu.scio.us for turning me into a furfag

I blame Pokemon for making me look up pokemon girls, which I found on lu.scio.us
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>>11837586
I blame Karabiner
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>>11837524

She should interview some gourmet chefs from the griffon kingdom with Gilda being glimpsed in the background doing dishes in an apron.
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>>11837605
it is one of my deepest shames. but the good thing is i have kept it such a secret no one in real life or online knows i am a brony, same with being a furry.
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>all batpone nightclubs

would you
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>>11837605
>caring about bullshit labels
Free your mind, anon.
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>>11837620
I know it's kind of a lie but I like to believe I'm not a brony or furry despite the fact haven't jerked it to human porn in a long time
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>>11837605
I'm technically a lot of things
The internet has had a terrible effect on my life
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ANIMATE YOUR WORLD

Thank you anon for linking that bob in the last throd.
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I need her more than anything in my life MLPG..
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>>11837605

>technically

whatever
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>>11837628
>that feel
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>>11837645
She really is a special she isn't real bro and you can't have her
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>>11837645

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk
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>>11837654
I'LL MAKE HER REAL. I'LL FIND A WAY. AND IF THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE I'LL MAKE MYSELF NOT REAL AND REAL TO HER.
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>>11837645
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>>11837563
LK mentioned at one point that she has a Spanish accent but didn't type it out because that would have been hell to read
Her lapsing into Spanish when you play with her butt was entirely someone else's doing
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>>11837664
i hear bleach is good for that

but only if you mix it with ammonia in a poorly ventilated area.
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>>11837645
same here. i self medication my depression with rarity.

i am also self diagnosed with aspergers and rarity is the only way i can function through the day.
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>>11837622
>Nightclub
They'd be dayclubs

I'd go on a pub crawl from pone to batpone pubs for a weekend
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>>11837674
>self diagnosed with aspergers
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>>11837628
i would say the internet has ruined me also.

if i ever became king of the world i would have people like me executed.
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>>11837679
YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE DAYBAR
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>>11837645
You have 2 options:

i) You can have a personal portal to Equestria and you can access it anytime you wish. To visit your pony waifu or have merry adventures with the ponies.

ii) Cure mankind of all ailment and nobody will be sick anymore.
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>>11837674
Don't say 'I am self-diagnosed with aspergers'.

Say 'I diagnosed myself with aspergers'.

It's less ambiguous.
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>>11837679
would you go to pinkies diaper rave
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>>11837694
does the cure include a fix for overpopulation?
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>>11837700
yes
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>>11837700
>You get to go to Equestria
>But you need to attend a diaper rave
Would you?
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>>11837694
>ii) Cure mankind of all ailment and nobody will be sick anymore.
Enjoy your overpopulation
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>>11837707
>Believing in over population
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>>11837694

So either go to equestria or doom mankind to death by overpopulation?

I choose dooming mankind
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>>11837674

>aspergers
>self diagnosed
>only time when 'this autistic' is apt
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>>11837700
>"dash, your not actually supposed to use the diaper"
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>>11837719

b8
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>>11837694
Personal portal, easy.
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>>11837694
So long as people still die under 100 years I'd chose 2
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>>11837711

just one?
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>>11837679

I want to go to a batpony pub. Sounds like it'd be p.radical in there. They'd probably be all underground or at abandoned industrial sites. They'd play extremely hipster electrostep reggae fusion music, take acid and talk about the government.
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>>11837727
m8
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>>11837711
the things i would do to get in have no limits, i am talking horrible awful shit.

i am a terrible person
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>>11837733

>take acid

unf
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>>11837694
>muh overpopulation
Cure mankind, you'd pretty much hit overpopulation regardless if you don't choose it or not.

Space is always the answer.
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>>11837730
>>11837718
>>11837707
Fuck that. Time to colonise space. With our increased population, we're sure to develop the technology faster.
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I have a penis
I like my penis
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>>11837694
do i get the credit for #2? or is everything just all of a sudden cured?

does the ailment cure include depression and social anxiety also?
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>>11837755
I'm proud of you
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Anyone going to participate in some post Zimmerman acquittal chimp hunting? Probably going to be plenty of spooks to go around. Imagine picking off the jungle bunnies from 300 yards with a nice hunting rifle.
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE HOMO MADNESS?
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>>11837755
>get excited for trixie pony penis
>there is none

good morning hitlersatan i see you are back to rusing
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>>11837764
>tfw it's actually going to be white people killing black people when Zimmerman gets the chair
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>>11837758
If you start including those things then it can quickly drift off into PEDOPHILIA IS A MENTAL SICKNESS and general slippery slope
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>>11837767
>this plus those zebras
I think it's time to hibernate
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>>11837767
i like that i have no interest in this at all, maybe i am not a gay after all
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>>11837767
>tfw you'll never be ottermode
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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>>11837774
man, if I turn down a chance to visit Equestria and it doesn't cure my anxiety I'm probably going to end myself
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>>11837777
you just have a difference than girls
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>>11837774
>mankind is cured of all sickness
>suddenly everyone is physically and mentally identical
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>>11837774
so pedophilia isnt cured?
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>>11837781

>tfw thought that three months ago
>tfw lost 30 pounds since then and would be ottermode if I started lifting

don't even want to be ottermode
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>>11837767
I really hope it doesnt become a thing in here, the fucking zebras are already annoying enough
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>>11837777
>tfw not gay
What a horrible curse it is to be completely heterosexual in MLPG.
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>>11837503
Question:

If you are raped, why would you not go to the police?

Why would you want 20000 people to give you attention?
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OKAY 2ND DECISIONS

i) YOU CAN HAVE PONY
ii) YOU CAN'T HAVE PONY BUT YOU WILL LIVE HAPPIER THAN YOU CAN EVER BE DUE TO CERTAIN EVENTS

Pick one.
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>>11837801

>tfw not straight but can't enjoy gay ponies due to complete over-saturation
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>>11837797
>tfw lost 40lb
>tfw chest is too big to be ottermode
I lifted too much
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>>11837803
Because the person didn't get raped obviously.
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>>11837804
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>>11837804
>YOU CAN'T HAVE PONY BUT YOU WILL LIVE HAPPIER
But I'm never happy no matter what I do
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>>11837799
Expect to have a big impact all over 4chan, especially on /v/ (besides /a/, of course).
So, I guess you should expect /v/irgins bringing that shit here.
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>>11837804
I'd rather be melancholic with pony
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>>11837803
after looking into it the girl is a complete attention whore who lives off donations only and complains about being poor constantly

actual quote from her tumblr page
>"i can't get a job because i have a blog to run"
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Remember S1
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>>11837824
Yes
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>>11837824
still ship appledash
and rarishy
but not twilight pie
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>>11837804
Imagine if you had a real colourful talking MLP pony in real life. It would be terrible. You'd have to keep her a secret, you could barely ever take her outside, she'd be away from all her friends, etc.

Like, it wouldn't be like the fucking Smurfs movie or anything.
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>>11837822
it'd be so nice to be a girl

just show your tits on the internet for money

I've shown my dick on the internet and all I got was erp
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>>11837804
2
this isn't even a choice
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>>11837804
>i)
>ii)

THIS SHOULDN'T BE BOTHERING ME
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>>11837846

Red really appreciates the cocks people send her
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>>11837846
Only really works till your early 30s though
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>>11837844
Real colorful talking MLP pony in real life doesn't automatically imply that she was taken away from her frens. And you can live a whole lot higher quality life without going outside much nowadays.
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>>11837804
>YOU CAN'T HAVE PONY
>YOU WILL LIVE HAPPIER THAN YOU CAN EVER BE
Does not compute.
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>>11837846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWReoI0KlD0
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>>11837861
it's not like I'd do it for a living

just like, if I needed groceries or gas or to pay cable

just a flash and bam, all three paid
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>>11837835
S1 made me ship pinkiedash
i still ship it
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>>11837861
some people love older women
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>>11837846
I find doing stupid poses and maybe a dance or two more effective than dick.
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>>11837858
It's not that much of an achievement if she's a huge slut. Now if a pure girl tells you she likes your cock...oh yeah.
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>>11837857
that feel
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>>11837846
>You'll never be a pretty girl

>Don't want to work? No problem! Just find a rich guy and be a housewife.

>You get to spend your time cooking
>Just a bit of cleaning
>All the time you want for hobbies

Want to work? Marry a rich guy and be even richer!
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>>11837882

h-hey, dont talk shit about red.
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>>11837804
i choose pony
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>>11837864
I dunno. I'd want to take her outside, and as soon as someone snaps a high resolution photo of her it would be all over the internet.
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>>11837889
Not talking shit about her, I'm sure she likes being treated that way
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>>11837888

I'm the guy that said I'd like to be a girl and even I know it's not like that.

It's rare to be pretty enough for a guy to buy your way through life. It's not rare for an anon to hand over money for tits.
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>>11837891
I love that you draw Fluttershy
It's nice having a flutterdrawfag for once
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>>11837892
so get her a bunch of publicity all at once so the government can't disappear her

start a band or something and earn/scam enough bronybux to hire a proper security team
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>>11837892
Yes, as a high quality fake. There's literally no proof that one could make that would be more likely legit than fake. The bigger issue is that the government would decide to check it out soon enough, so of course you'd want to keep the pony completely concealed.
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>>11837891

>tfw dotkwa is dead and hats us
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>>11837891

is this a picture of Fluttershy putting someone in the friend zone

why would you draw that
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>>11837905
>tfw jalm is ded
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>>11837895

she does, she's quite the fetish house. I still white knight the fuck out of her though because I'm a gigantic faggot.
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>>11837919
Maybe she's just not ready for a relationship
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>>11837925
hope she's ready for rape then
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>>11837919
Fluttershy puts everyone in the friendzone
She doesn't deserve a boyfriend

>tfw I've put someone in the friendzone because of my insecurity
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>>11837924
That's nice, anon she will never reward you though.
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>>11837924
you're the reason the human race is stagnating, anon
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>>11837928
you're deplorable
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>>11837931
>>11837932

what part of "gigantic faggot" do you people not understand?
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>>11837919
no, she's just complimenting you anon!

>>11837916
>
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>>11837937
you're adorable :3c
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>>11837944
<3
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>>11837946
are you ready for rape
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>>11837940
what part of "you're the reason the human race is stagnating, anon" do you not understand?
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where did it all go so wrong
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HEY ANON WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN?
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>>11837950

now we're just going in circles. I'm fucking agreeing with you, you mongoloid.
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Your favorite pony will be your best friend If you indulge her in her diaper fetish. Nothing messy, just soft diapers.

Do it?
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>>11837954
Suck my penis
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>>11837954
DO I?
WHAT IS IT?
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>>11837953

depends on the religion

some say when eve ate the fruit
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>>11837954
You mean >rape
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>>11837954
Eh...sure why not.
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>>11837953
It was never right.
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>>11837954

Did you just fucking say fun?
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>>11837956
what does she mean by indulge, exactly?

I guess I'll play along as long as it stays clean
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>>11837956
Eh. I guess. She'd better indulge in my fetishes.
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>>11837956
So long as she doesn't wear them outside
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>>11837956
yeah, okay sure
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>>11837956
Daddy/Daughter sub/dom is the furthest I'll go when it comes to roleplay involving age. Diapers are way too far off.
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>>11837949
n-no
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>>11837955
now we're just going in circles. I'm fucking agreeing with you, you mongoloid.
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>>11837956
Will she grow a dick to indulge mine?
>>
atheist fedoras
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>>11837969
You just have to dress her up in one and cuddle her every now and again. and wear one with her.
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>>11837975
Thats the spirit
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>>11837983
Which pony is the most euphoric?
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POST YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE SONGS
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>>11837983
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>>11837990
Clearly Rarara.
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>>11837967
YES
>>11837958
NO
>>11837960
>>11837964
MENTAL EXERCISES
TIME TO STRETCH THOSE BRAIN MUSCLES

YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO SOLVE THIS. GOOD LUCK
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>>11837990
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>>11837991

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0

why is she so perfect
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>>11837991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGs9Su2Dbic
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>>11837991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBw1lxS4zE
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>>11837991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0&list=RD02yNpMiT5qpyI&shuffle=11290
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>>11837995
Eat shit, Twilight
Keep it at high-school level if you want to keep me interested
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>>11837995
>math
THAT'S NOT FUN
THAT'S TORTURE
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>>11837995
You aren't smart, Twilight.
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>>11838007
>not liking math

Stay pleb
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>>11837991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBlJdT7rnTw
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Just remember, I was fucking horses before you were alive!

And that's why I was the overman.
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>>11837991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNTEK_0teS8
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>>11837995
>Prove
HAHAHAHA no
Fuck you Twily
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>>11837995
Twilight I can't even do division...
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>>11838011

>liking math

stay a human being with different views, interests, hopes, and dreams that were introduced by a unique combination of nature and nurture that makes you special
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>>11838030
b-but individuality is the c-cancer killing our r-race...
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>>11838030
Why you fucking little individual capable of different skills than I who is likely able to be successful in ways I could not and who as a consequence deserves legitimate and respectful treatment.
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>>11838011
>implying that is math
Playing around with numbers in school isn't math.
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>>11838044

>math elitism

is this new
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>>11838044
I know that, m8.
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>>11837995
>tfw I would have been able to do that 6 months ago easily
>tfw can't remember any of it
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>>11838048
I just quoted one of my friends who studies math.

I have a bunch who do. They are the most insufferable cunts ever, there doesn't exist a single mathematician who isn't a gigantic elitist.
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>>11838052
B-but anon-kun.
I am a weenie.

I'M YOUR WEENIE

THIS! THIS IS THE FACE OF YOUR WEENIE! LOOK AT IT! BEHOLD!
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>>11838065

the fucking wikipedia summary of this guy was enough to make my head hurt

>Jacques Derrida was a French philosopher, born in French Algeria. He developed a form of semiotic analysis known as deconstruction. His work was labeled as post-structuralism and associated with postmodern philosophy
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>>11837995
>Standard computation time exceeded
Fuck you too, WolframAlpha.
>>
>>11838072
I don't want this
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>>11838074
>you will never repair an alpha of pone after it attempts to process what Boop + Nose equals
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>>11838081
>>11838072
WELL TOO BAD... BEHOLD THE NEW FACE OF YOUR WEENIE!
>>
Where am I?
>>
>tfw browsing 4chan in my phone

THE FUTURE IS HERE
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>>11838091
BEHOLD IT!
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>>11838095
I don't like the future.
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>>11838095
But browsing 4chan on a phone is pure suffering
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>>11838095

why would you ever do that to yourself

it's literally painful
>>
>>11838102
Galaxy S2 here, working perfectly fine.
>>
>>11838109
Hey I got the same phone, should we be phone buddies?
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>>11838109
But everything is so tiny and slow...
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>>11838102
>>11838108
The new mobile CSS is fine, assuming your phone isn't shit.
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>you will never be a great pixel artist
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>>11838095
The mobile version is horrendous

Being able to run the desktop version on a 7" tablet with the stock script is great though
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>>11838116
No? Mine works fast and pictures load fast,

>>11838114
No_
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>>11838121
>Making a game
>Dreading the point when I'll need artwork for it

I should make it dorf mode
>>
>>11838117

I've got an old HTC Thunderbolt

I'm afraid to upgrade because newer phones in the same line come out like twice a year.
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>>11837995
I swear I couldn't find the USB cable Twilight

Please love me
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>>11838135
>Not getting a Nexus or Galaxy flagship

Phones have got to the good-enough point

There's no real reason to upgrade on the horizon
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>>11838090
>you boop pony on the nose
>she just stands completely still, not even blinking
>after about a minute she says 'standard computation time exceeded,' in a monotone, curls up on the floor and goes to sleep
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>>11838143
>18 minutes
nope, Twily hates you for being too slow
>>
>>11838146
>at which point you're free to cuddle the shit out of her.

Oh dear lord let this be. Let it be.
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>>11838143
NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD
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>>11838155
But that's like basic high school math. You don't have to be a nerd to solve that.
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>>11838134
>not just using placeholder art everywhere
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>>11838158

>that
>basic high school math

some of us live in America, you know
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>>11838158
Maybe in you're high school.
>>
>>11838090
>>11838146
>You'll never one of the first robo-pones
>She'll never be full of bugs and know it herself
>You'll never spend days debugging her over ssh while she watches
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>>11838134
Find someone who is willing to make it for you
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>>11838162
Is that a monkey wearing diapers?
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>>11838143
>wanting literally worst pony to love you

C'mon, anon. C'moooon.
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>>11838172
Maybe it's just paper. Maybe those are briefs. Maybe they're actually white lizards.
Nobody will ever know.
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>>11838174

>literally worst pony

but that's not anyone in the mane six
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>>11838163
>>11838165
Wait are you guys serious?
That's one of the most simple exercises that you could get in twelfth grade. The only guys who wouldn't know that are the guys going for literature because they stop doing math in tenth grade but are murdered with latin instead.
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>>11838117
Got a Galaxy S2, browsing 4chan still is utter shit compared to a proper device.
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>>11838185
I finished my studies eight years ago, I haven't done math since then.
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>>11838183
yes it is

pic related
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>>11838190
Fuck you, I got a Galaxy S2 and it's fine.
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>>11838178
they're right here, princess
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>>11838190
S2 here too.
It's not that bad
>>
>>11838195

hmm
nah
>>
>>11838193
>you will need it in life, they said
>you will certainly make use of it, they said
>>
>>11838201
My S2 smells funny
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>>11838203
No wait, it was six years ago.

I guess you really need math.
>>
>>11838208
My sides, gg anon.
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>>11838195
>twilight worst mane 6
You mean Applejack right?
}spoiler] Though derpy truly belongs at the bottom.
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>>11838203
When did they say that to you? Up to the tenth class or so, the stuff you learn really is useful in life.
But you will forget everything which comes after that if you don't choose a job where you need it.
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>>11838200
best ship
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>all these S2 niggas

Samsung powa stronk!
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>>11838215
>AJ
That's not Fluttershy
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>>11838215
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Samsung marketing division please leave
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>>11838220
Honestly I'd like to get a Windows Phone.
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>>11838221
I cant be fucked arguing, i respect your opinion and will not substitute my own.
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>>11838220
No big surprise to be honest, Samsung is pretty popular and the S2 has a decent price for what you get
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>>11838223
I just dont see the appeal.
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>>11838167
If only I was born couple decades later...
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>>11838231
Well if it makes you feel better AJ is second worst pony
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>>11838218
Thankfully, I didn't study philosophy or dead-end crap like that. Thus, I can actually use it in a way that isn't flaunting and >nietzsche
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>>11838223
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>>11838233
S3 looks nice, I thought of buying it but it's too big.
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>>11838236

why would you want to be born in the middle of the worst war mankind has ever had?
>>
>>11838236
You don't have to wish that, Anon.
You can make it a reality.

>tfw studying 4GB of neural network and artificial sentience works just to get up to date and continue the work
>tfw we are the creators, the masters of wild and harbingers of life
>and, through our hands, we may create life
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>>11838219
they have such great canon interaction it's hard to not see it is as top-tier at least
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>>11838251
>mfw using my galaxy note, but still wanting a bigger screen.
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>>11838254
Debugging robopone worth it though
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>>11838256
but I'm not good at anything
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>>11838256

Anon I will legit suck your dick if you create a realistic AI that I can waifu
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>>11838262

all robopones are going to be scrapped for metal for reparations
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>>11838143
Well Anon if finding the USB cable was your biggest problem that would mean that you would solve another exercise in the time limit right?

I mean you have it now.
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>>11838263
You are.
You just have to admit it to yourself, then you can do anything.

>>11838264
>not making an ASI to help you work and design better versions of it self, under the promise that I will move its memories on
Please.
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>>11838259
yeah, they have great chemistry
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Pone would run on GNU/Hurd

By the time we have robopones we might have Hurd too
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>you will never be bloated with zebra cum
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>>11838271

how does AI even begin to work?

mite b cool
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>>11838274
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>>11838270
Twilight.
How much ΔV would you require to do a Hohmann transfer from the Moon directly to Io, assuming both parent bodies are at their apoapsis, and that the moons themselves are at their periapsis?
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>>11838274
BSD is better
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>>11838291
BDSM is better.
>>
>>11838296

BD sucks
SM sucks
DS is aight
>>
>>11838284
There's like 30 different ways of making it work. You can do it code-wise, you can do it with neural analog cells or you can simply wait your ass off on a procedural piece of code.
Personally, I'm developing a code to simulate individual cells first. Then I can proceed on.

Either way, the basic properties of an ASI is the ability to learn, the ability to adapt and to expand its own abilities based on memory. Once you got that, you've got a sentience.
>>
>>11838251
Same here, I like having my phone in my pocket and still being able to sit down. Otherwise I would have gotten a S3, too.
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>>11838271
>then you can do anything
alright fine, I'll play your stupid game
I have a ton of downtime at work, is there an "intro to creating the AGI that's going to enslave humanity" ebook I can read or do I have to how to program or what
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>>11838289
Anon do you even know what hose mean?
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>>11838291
But Linux is a better monolithic kernel
And GNU is a better userland

And non-copyleft free software shits me
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>>11838300

neato

guess it's time to learn coding
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>>11838303
http://books.gentoomen.org/
Download anything related to artificial intelligence and dynamic networks, then a language/method you're going to use. That should be a basis.
>>
Twilight Sparkle is masturbating to this thread.
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>>11838300
You've got my attention. Where do I even start? What should I start reading?
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>>11838320
YEAH! splash that juice over my fucking face.
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>>11838305
Well, this is a hose.
Specifically, a garden hose. People use it to transport liquids, usually water.
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>>11838271
>You just have to admit it to yourself, then you can do anything.
So I CAN fly and everyone was just lying to me!
Brb with results in 10 minutes
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Is there a way to make an AI that talks about ponies?
>>
Apples
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>>11838329
Just look how wet it is, that fucking slut.
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>>11838336
Who do you think we are?
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>>11838336
Theoretically

there was a neat fanfiction about that very subject
I thought it was highly entertaining
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>>11838323
Do >>11838318

I can't recommend any specific writers or scientists. But you can read Ghost in the Shell to get the feel, I guess.

>>11838334
Yeah, anon. You can. You just gotta get some proper wings, and go skydiving.
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>>11838336
Natural language AI is a bitch
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>>11838336
There's always those "teachable" irc bots
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>>11838337
>tfw can't stop noticing how often MLPG mentions apples
sometimes, knowledge is scary
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>>11838336
Just show it pone.
It might get interested.
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>>11838336
Shit, my cover has been blown
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-avLY9SbE

alright niggas

this is the best rip of equestria girls out there that I can tell

enjoy
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>>11838366
>enjoy
>equestria girls
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>>11838366
that's actually a pretty good
I mean it's not DVD rip but it might be all we can get for a while
>>
http://i.imgur.com/MCEfhRs.jpg

Would you?
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>>11838336

>AHAHAHAI'VE DONE IT! I'VE FINALLY CREATED A COMPUTER THAT WILL TALK TO ME ABOUT PONIES! NOW I CAN WAIFU THEM IN PRIVATE UNIMPEDED BY THAT FOOLISH MLPG.
>....Ponytron1 Is At The Ready...
>Ponytron1, Fluttershy is the best pony is she not?
>...Negative...
>Ahahaha that's right and.. wait what? What the fuck did you say?
>....Pony Analysis Complete: Subject: Fluttershy: Status: Worst Pony
>YOU BASTARD YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
>...Failure To Comply. Reason: Your Waifu A Shit...
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>>11838366
>enjoy
>>
>20 years from now
>MLPG CO is a real thing
>Sells Pony robots
>virtual pony assistants
>Break room is a fighting ring for the daily waifu fights
>show is still airing
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>>11838374
...yeah
I tend to get pretty thirsty though
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>>11838374
god no
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>>11838366
isn't this the sodacam rip?
>>
>>11838374
No.
Where's the napalm when you need it?
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>>11838381

>Sentenal is still recording.
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>>11838377
>">rape >rape >rape >tfw senpai doesn't notice you"
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>>11838392
So he's in charge of security?
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>>11838374

yeah, probably

only for the titjobs though
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>>11838377

>AI begins to spam Pinkie and talk about Applehips
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>>11838381
>MLPG CO bought out Hasbro
>make 10/10 MLP episodes using past LucasArts crew and DHX combined
>make show-accurate pone toys
>make show-accurate fleshlights and fuckable waifubots

Fund it with all your might.
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>11838366
WHY DO THEY GROW HORSE EARS WHEN THEY POWER UP
>>
>>11838402
>one day due to a error in the company system Terse gets in charged of the writing
>>
>>11838414
>everything somehow gets better
>>
>>11838406

why is there always, ALWAYS atleast one guy wearing a fedora in brony pictures
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>>11838406

am I gonna sound edgy if I say that I want to call a group of bronies faggots just to see how they react?
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>>11838414
>no corporation went down in flames as fast at MLPG CO in the history of humanity
>even the little girls were part of the angry mob that attacked the headquarters
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>>11838423
yes
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>>11838408
To sell toys.
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>>11838423
>"Faggots"
>"DONT WORRY MY BRONY FRIENDS, WE WILL LOVE AND TOLERATE THIS HATER"
>"Faggooots."
>"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
>>
>>11838424
>all throughout, everyone could hear one single man laughing, always in the background
>he would never stop laughing
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>>11838425

oh well

I want to call a group of bronies faggots just to see how they react
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>>11838423
>"Hey, man, it's just a cartoon. Why should you care, anyway?"
>>
Have you taken your dose of zebra today?
>>
>>11838394
Sentenal is a security guard who sits in the surveillance rooms eats donuts all the time and breathes heavily while watching the screens. The only time anyone ever sees him is when he fills the trunk of his car with full tapes and brings them somewhere nobody else knows.
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>>11838434

>"Because you guys are faaaags"
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>>11838435
Yeah, 50mg of Zebra. Still can't get used to the taste of meat.
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>>11838434
We are talking about bronies, they sure as hell wouldn't be looking any normal and you could call them faggots just for the way they dress up
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>>11838440
If they DO see him, he tries to give three or so tapes to him. For free, no questions asked.
The same person will keep spotting him everywhere after that.
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>>11838435
Aaaand it's time to leave
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>>11838444
>50mg

What's that in a real measurement?
>>
>>11838451
rip
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>>11838402
>MLPG CO becomes the primary animation studio
>makes the G5 series and original series to break the french's monopoly on animated shows full of hips
>the french declare war
>World War III begins because of MLPG
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>>11838454
I wonder if america will ever adapt scientific units.
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>>11838454
50 miligrams. Usually the tail base, ground up into powder and dried.
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>>11838457
>the french
>declaring war
Don't worry, they would send their capitulation in the attachments.
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>>11838460
Probably not, we 'murricans have an aversion to logical simplicity and accuracy.

Kinda like the french when it comes to philosophy.
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>>11838463
>eating zebradocks
I don't think those grow back
where are you getting them?
>>
>>11838471
Killed zebras?
>>
Which pone would you be in a bromance with?
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>>11838460
>America will never adopt ISO paper standards

Why does America always need to be a special snowflake?
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>>11838454
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>>11838467
>they declare war
>all of their troops come equipped only with white flags and apology letters in all known languages
>our troops come in riding on animatronic ponies with balloons and Ross' drawings as weapons
>we beat them easily, especially with the latter
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>>11838475
Big Mac.

If by bromance you mean sweaty sex in the barn.

I'll be the mare.
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>>11838460
There are only three nations on earth who still use the imperial system of measurements officially.
Burma, a poverty stricken, overpopulated military hegemony
Liberia, a country utilizing child soldiers and having an economy based on logging and blood diamonds
and the United States of America
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>>11838471
Harvest plants.
I would die of head exploding if I don't eat one of those each day.
Note that the disease spreads by head explosion.
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>>11838475
I'd rather just romance them
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>>11838475
Fuck your ponies, Spike is ma bro
>>
HERE COME THE KILOMETERSFAGS
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>>11838491
which one?
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>>11838475
Obviously I'll pick Big Mac- >>11838483

Fuck, I dunno
if he doesn't want to share then I'll take Blueblood
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>>11838494
You're just jealous we have higher numbers when it comes to speed limits
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>>11838495
>one
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>>11838467
>>11838480
"Of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10. "
-Niall Ferguson, Historian at Harvard and Oxford
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>>11838493
>hanging with Spike your new bro
>asks if he can bring up a personal topic
>starts talking about how Rarity has 'friendzoned' him
what do you do
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>>11838493
But he is a kid though. How do you know he would not act like this when he hit his teen?
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>>11838483

>being the mare
>not just being his bro

What's the matter, don't bros usually fondle each others heavy horse nuts?
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>>11838494
I'm an SI/ISO/IEC/IEEE fag

I love standards
They're so logical and well designed
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>>11838470

>we 'murricans have an aversion to logical simplicity and accuracy

correct, and it's not because it would cost ungodly amounts of money and a complete revamp of the education system to adapt

hell it's not even like American scientists use metric units or anything
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>>11838502
Doesn't matter if I let you use metric while I use imperial, the number I use for my dick is still bigger.
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>>11838507
Sure, just dont touch the lower back.
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>>11838509
>I love standards

Yet you're in MLPG.
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>>11838495
Any of them
They all seem nice

Apart from Blueblood
I'd still fuck him
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>>11838504
Anon those were the pre 20th century french. Those French were badasses.
But then the great pussy plague hit them in 1900. Ever since they were never the same
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>>11838513
b-but he'd be all sore and tired after a hard day of farmwork

why can't I give him a nice backrub?
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>>11838505
Help him win Rarity's heart with some crazy scheme or something
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>>11838511
20cms > 8 inches
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>>11838507
I don't think you understand how fully I want to be his bitch.
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>>11838504
Sorry, but my ancestry forces me to make at least one joke about the french being pussies per day.
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>>11838515
ALL THANKS TO THE IETF DEFINING HTTP AND HTML
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>>11838519
That's a good plan, and you a are a true bro
way to go
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>>11838505
Cheer him up
And be happy I won't have to talk with him about how Rarity is with me now.
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>>11838525
England/Germany pls go
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>>11838374
ya but my standards are already extremely low.

you could draw a picture of rarity on a bag of scorpions and i would have sex with it
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>>11838510
>implying it would cost all that fucking much.

The changeover happened for the brits just fine.

Maybe if we stopped spending so much on the damn military...
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>>11838521

he probably does, what with it being the same thing all the time for like 2 hiatuses
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>>11838510
>completely revamp of the education system
Are you honestly trying to tell me that you don't use scientific units in physics and chemistry?
The american education system must be even worse than I thought.
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>>11838374
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best ship
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>>11838505
To be honest, it might get a fuck ton annoying if Spike is still with Rarity. It would be "Rarity this or Rarity that!"

I'll help Spike get over with this problem and who knows? I might help Spike get a date with a REAL dragon.

And I might get myself a femdragon along the way.
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>>11838507
Yeah and bros provide relief for each other too right? I can choke on his dick and greedily swallow his seed as a gesture of friendship on a purely platonic basis, right?
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>>11838510
>Rest of the world has done it just fine
>OH NO WE CAN'T DO THAT IT COSTS TOO MUCH
>Our military is affordable though
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>>11838555
It's not gay as long balls don't touch.
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>>11838550
>humanized
>best anything
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>>11838533
Niemals.
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>>11838505
Get Palette Swap to tell him he's a shit.
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>>11838550
why are they so young
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>>11838550
I would slap you but I can't be bothered to
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>>11838559

balls are definitely not touching, ergo, no homo.
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>>11838567
Why are YOU not that young?
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>>11838548
We do for the more serious stuff, but in Kindergarten and first/second/third grades it was all about foot-long rulers and inches. Really stupid, too, because High School science was all about that metric.
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>>11838556

>Rest of the world has done it just fine

The longer it goes on, the harder it is to adapt.
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>>11838559
If it's not gay it ain't good enough.
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>>11838559
how are we supposed to frot if we can't rub balls
besides, it's not gay if it's a marshmallow stallion
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>>11838573
THATS WHAT UR MOM SAID LAST NITE
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>>11838517
>WWII
>country is 75% occupied
>French sends a general to help us
>he mobilizes all the troupes and makes them conquer everything back
Eh they are still cool.
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>>11838576
/)
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>>11838556
>over $6 trillion in debt
>still cockwagging around in the mid eastern because muh politics
>rest of world economy vitally depends on the USA

Fuckin' cunts, those guys.
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>>11838571
I don't know, genes and shit
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>>11838576
#rekt
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>>11838580
(\
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>>11838559
What is the deal with this ancient meme? Why the balls? I mean I rubbed my face all over his balls to absorb his sweat and fragrent musk, but that is still okay, right?
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>>11838566
I kind of want to see this picture now, actually
I wonder if Palette Swap has a feisty side or if she'd just kind of explain it awkwardly
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>>11838573
>Instead of doing it 50 years late we're going to do it 100 years late!
BRILLIANT!
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>>11838576
SHOTS FIRED
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>>11838573
I don't think that applies to this case.

Completely switching the units of measurement or language would always take the same amount of work for the current generation, doesn't matter if 10 or 15 generations before them used it.
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>>11838556
>tfw it's even true of healthcare
>And NASA spending

Fucking USA
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>>11838591
Because when you have gay sex, normally, balls don't touch.
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Okay, imagine if everyone outside of America has to adapt to Imperial

it'd be totally easy and free, right?
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GOOD MORNING "BORNIES"

DID YOU ENJOY EQUESTRIA GIRLS®©™ AT YOUR LOCAL CINEMA ENTERTAINMENT MULTIPLEX?
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>>11838573
>>11838602
>You have the internet to spread information
>Everyone has already been exposed to the metric system through the media and internet

Apart from all the signs you have to replace it'd be easier
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>>11838607
Wait...
... Then that means that no lesbians exist...

... huh
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>>11838615

It's much easier to not, actually.
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>>11838613
Everyone outside of the US already has to adapt to imperial because the US still uses it
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>>11838614
No, it wasn't showing near me.
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>>11838621
Yeah, just as sitting on your ass, never going to work and being a total waste of oxygen and food is easier.
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>>11838604
>mfw the USA spends more than the next 20 militaries combined
>mfw 18 of them are their allies
>mfw long term investments aren't being taken anymore on account of solving problems with bombing brown people now and then
This world, mang.
This age, mang.
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>I like to play as the little girl whenever i can in vidya

>new Civ 5 expansion has 9 new leaders

>only one of them is female

man fuck this game
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>>11838614
EAT A DICK HABSRO
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>>11838630

That's the best argument I've ever heard
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>>11838613
Why would we change to something that's inferior in almost every way to the metric system?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3aI-aiCpwp0
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>>11838633
aren't there mods that add pony civs?
play as Princess Twily or something
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>>11838623

Oh, so the shit in your stores is written in Imperial measurements?
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>>11838575
What this guy said. What is so gay about rubbing your cocks and pressing your balls against a stallion's junk three times larger than yours?
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>>11838633
>actually wanting female leaders in Civ game
no fuck YOU
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>>11838639

Why would we change to the metric system if we don't need to? Science is taught in metric.
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>>11838635

THAT NO CAT! I BEEN LIED TOO!
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>>11838648
i would a wu zetian
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>>11838559
are you tryin to say i can have all the gay sex i want with a gelding stallion but its not officially gay because he has no balls to touch
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>>11838648
>not just playing Ghandi the Conqueror and Baby Rapist all the time
Please.
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BRILLIANT IDEA

WE GET ALL THE WORLDS GOVERNMENTS TO PAY FOR THE US TO SWITCH TO METRIC SO THEY'D ACTUALLY DO IT

EVERYONE WOULD SAVE MONEY
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>>11838658

Now that's usin your noodle!
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>>11838613
Would be stupid since the metric system is the scientific one.
I'd be in favor of switching the main language to English though then I could finally enjoy movies in the theater without having to search for ages till I find one that shows it in the original language
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>>11838651
So instead of using just one system for everything you should complicate everything and use two systems?

Okay
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>>11838658
>gelding
poor guy
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>>11838658
>not cutting off your own balls
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>>11838651
So you would rather continue learning two units of measurement just to pretend you are a special snowflake?
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>>11838670

>using imperial and metric is more complicated than changing everything in America to metric
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>>11838665
English is a absurdly inefficient and illogical language a lot of the time.

Biggest vocabulary, though, so it's versatile as fuck.
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>>11838646
exactly
and if he just happened to fall asleep on top of you, forcing you to cuddle him all night?
not gay at all
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>>11838645
Everyone I know knows how to convert from metric to imperial for practically everything

And I'm sure every American knows the inverse

This is an issue that doesn't need to exist
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Do you even unf
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>>11838665
>all movies here are are subtitled
>because fuck effort
Really everyone wins. We don't get horrible voices and learn some english and we also don't waste money.
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>Implying you can play football with metric measurements

fucking terrorists
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>>11838394
>>11838440
I thought I was the guy who was ceiling cat and watched people program?
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>>11838691
No
The smarebooru hasn't been update in weeks

This hiatus has been terrible for smut
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>>11838683
Better than French
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>>11838705
>handegg
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>>11838715
>divegrass
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>>11838698
Yeah, I really dislike dubbed movies and subtitles are okay, but when we got sattellite TV over here we got russian programs for a while and the way they "dub" is fucknig horrendous
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>>11838705
Canadian handegg is a better game anyway
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>>11838710
Better in a lot of ways, yeah. French verb conjugation is retarded. All romance languages have retarded verbs, now that I think about it.
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>>11838683
>Biggest vocabulary
What? Any source to back that up? Because I'm pretty sure English has a much smaller vocabulary especially since I can just combine to words into another one in my language and it's still a proper word.
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>>11838720
>luckswing
MURKAS FAVRIT PASTAM!
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>>11838683
Czech has a huge vocabulary, dead-set grammar that allows whole novels written in one single, huge sentence and shares tons of similarities with all slavic languages.
But it's probably even more complicated than Latin.
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>>11838715
>>11838720
>tfw I like both
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>>11838733
Germanic language Herrenrasse
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>>11838740

Baseball is so hilariously irrelevant in today's time
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>>11838740
>luck

But you're wrong.
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>>11838740
>luck

that's just not true
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>someone mentions bestiality brothels are real
>i look it up, its true
>horse sex is $70
>looking through the pictures of the horses
>they are all ugly
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>>11838735
I don't have any specific source, but it's well accepted that English has the biggest vocab. Google around and see for yourself.
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>>11838753
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXacL0Uny0
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>>11838735
I thought somebody upthread told Germany to leave
I'm glad you didn't
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>>11838765

link?

all I can find when I search "bestiality brothel" is a bunch of people mad at it and trying to ban it
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>>11838733
>Third group verbs
The horrors
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>>11838685
I don't care if it is. I would cuddle non homo with Big Mac.
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>>11838765
Real life horses can never measure up to the marshmallow kind.
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>>11838765

>they're all ugly

Have you seen a real whore before? they're not too good looking. Not surprising that horse sluts look the same way.
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>>11838786
man, I would let big mac go full homo on me if he were in to that sort of thing
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>>11838771

>making baseball sound gay
>making football sound cool

he's gonna call football gay, isn't he?
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>>11838767
Well, they all seem to just use dictionaries as measurement.
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>>11838797
Well yeah, I'd do that too, I mean.
He's _big_ mac...

Just imagine the size of his..... Ideas.
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>>11838811
He IS a farmer, so we already know he's got great big tracts of land
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>>11838765
>they have one mare painted like rarity
>you are next in line
>you see sethisto and nathan walk out of the room having just finished using her

entire trip ruined
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>>11838792
I want to cuddle that one so badly.

Even if Dash hates it.
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>>11838805
It's satire, anon.

;_;7 George Carlin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY0uDyjAFKQ
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>>11838820
And if you're into that kind of thing just imagine the fresh scent of... the barn, the soft hay.

Apples.
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>>11838797
But it isn't gay. Big Mac is the toughest and manliest stallion around. If anything taking one of these girly-frilly-frou-frou mares is gayer than taking a big beefcake of a stallion.
Faggots.
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>>11838847
>taking.
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>>11838847
Mac is obviously going to be giving.

He may be shy, but his dick is huge. Probably.
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>>11838830
I would take care of that pony
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>tfw eating oatmeal for breakfast
>tfw wish you had a delicious ponut for breakfast instead
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>>11838841

meh

never got into stand-up
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>>11838891

you can't eat a ponut for breakfast though

and you need breakfast to fuel your body, anon
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>>11838888
remember the time rose got high and drew this
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>>11838903
No, but I remember when ponchu was sober and drew this.
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>>11838902
iron helps us play!
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>>11838889
even if it means getting a job and moving out of parents house??
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>>11838903
>tfw futa cock transformation
sweatingman.wmv
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>>11838888
Even if he had an average dick, he is larger on a whole, which means his junk scales up too.
But I think that even apart from that he has a huge cock and fat swinging horsenuts to match even by his size standards.
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>>11838915
I'm pretty young and still studying, but sure.
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>>11838928
>not moving out of your parent's house at at least 18
Wow.
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>>11838922
do you really think this is an appropriate post to make in the my little pony show discussion thread?
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>>11838946
>not being a NEET
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>>11838953
Yes, because >haitus .
Also lewd stallions are nice.
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>>11838946
>Being able to afford rent at 18
Not all of us live in Detroit
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>>11838953
You're right, we should be talking about adorable crossdressing Pip getting his tight little hole pounded by all of his classmates.
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>>11838953
Sure, stallion penises are fair conversation
I like to think that while Macintosh, Blueblood, Fancypants and Shining Armor share a build, they aren't all exactly the same
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>>11838967
>[]
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>11838903
that's ponchu though
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>>11838967
>Yes, because >haitus .
That is never a fucking excuse. You faggots did this during Season 3.
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>>11838980
it means someone fucked up his spoiler which was totally unnecessary because he could have just ended the line instead of adding punctuation
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What if you could cuddle little ponies for a living?
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>>11838903
>tfw the closest to seeing porn by Rose was that one post about her fursona undressing and being interrupted by that panda
It was still pretty fucking hot though
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>>11838999
I would be rich
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>>11838988
what would you like to discuss instead
you can't just say "NO STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!" and expect us to take you seriously
bring something to the table if you're going to complain
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>>11839005

Link fgt.
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>>11838973
why is Pip-chan so slutty
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>>11838999
I would not have any other way.

>>11839009
>this is what shitposters believe
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>>11838967
it's fucking expensive to live in the DC metro area
i don't have friends to room with or rather, i don't have friends period
i don't want to go look on craigslist and risk get stabbed or something
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anyone know railgunners latest tumblr is. i want to see what hes been up to
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>>11838976
Blueblood probably has the smallest cock
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>>11839008
Of course you would; cuddling is essential to healthy pony development.
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>>11838976
Big Macintosh and Shining Armor have the biggest ones. Mac's is slightly longer, but a lot thicker, having only a slight taper up to the head. Shiny has a slightly shorter one, but the taper is more apparent and it's thicker at the base.
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>>11838973
/co/ please stop making me want to crossdress
I wouldn't pass very well at all, my voice is too low, I'm too hairy in general and my build wouldn't work for it
stop giving me false dreams
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>>11839015
He spent too much time hanging around female growing up which gave him a love for girly things.

He eventually realized he liked dressing up as a girl and after a night of experimenting with one of his classmates during a sleepover he learned just how much he liked dick
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>>11839044
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
Excercise to get thin. You can work out without getting swole.
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>>11839015
>>11839062
I like the confused bi-curious Pip fanon.
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>>11839044
Shave and lose weight, anon.

I believe in you.
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>>11839013
http://bloominrose.tumblr.com/post/47161875123#permalink-notes

Actually there's this one as well
http://bloominrose.tumblr.com/post/51734800567/just-want-to-draw-more-poses-stop-making-that
>>
please
just shut up
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>>11839080
>fanon
DYEWTS
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>>11839098
see >>11839009
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>>11839067
>>11839092
It's not that I'm fat, it's that my shoulders are rather broad, actually. But thanks for the kind thoughts
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>>11838946

>at least 18
>leaving before 18

why lie on the internet, anon?
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>>11839104
I don't want to discuss anything
everyone just shut up for a few minutes
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>>11839096
What animal even is that?
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>>11839096
time to do some penis masturbating
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>>11839105
quit making lame ass excuses faggot
do you hear yourself right now
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>>11839105
do it anyway
even if you don't think you'd ever pass
it's still fun

there's a site called body aware that will sell you cute clothes that will actually fit!
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>>11839080
Me too.

Nothing ever did come out of that Rumble and Pip comparing sizes then moving on to more lewd stuff idea, did it?
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>>11839028
fuck i'm slow
meant to quote >>11838946
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>>11839111
>he even signs his work like 0r0
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>>11839153
Zajice used to take it up the pooper from 0r0
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>>11839153
>that blush
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>>11839153
He absorbed 0r0's essence through his semen
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>>11839116
A fox-like girl, I think
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>>11839111
I wish this faggot would draw more of his stupid sexy OC
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>>11839195
>red and black
>ever
hue
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>>11839195
I wish you'd stop talking about that faggot you faggot.
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>>11839195

his OC sucks but his buns don't

wish he'd come back here. He came in once, complained about 0r0 with us, then left.
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>>11839205
I wish you'd stop being jelly
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>>11839131
>Cloudchaser walks in on them rubbing dicks
>Pip's wearing something frilly
>CC wonders what she can get them to do if she threatens to tell Flitter
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>>11839211
He came here twice actually.
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>>11839211
Arent Zajice and 0r0 butt buddies?
>>
twilight sparkle's boyfriend is fucking her right now in ways you never will
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>>11839211
He is actually around a lot as anon. >>11839111
was made by request here about a month ago.

>tfw rarity will never tease fluttershy with her body while she is trying to take the measurements
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>>11839227

not since they broke up like 2 years ago

>>11839226

Oh, my bad
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>>11839232
Thank god.
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>>11839232
Meh, I'm saving myself for my waifu anyway

Wizard-hood, here I come
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>>11839227
>not keeping up with the latest furry drama

how new are you, they split up long ago
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>>11839129
but this is all underwear, where are the qt dresses?
>>11839124
I try not to think about it
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>>11839232
>twilight

who gives a shit
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>>11839232
Well duh
She doesn't exist
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>>11839248
Geez, sorry I have a life outside of furry fandoms, Anon.

Okay, I lied ;_;
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>>11839248

>latest
>long ago
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>>11839243
brother!
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>>11839205
>>11839205
I can't help it, anon, I love it so much http://i.imgur.com/XdsUnQp.png
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>>11839232

prove I'm not fucking her faggot
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>>11839275
UNF
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>>11839282
Post a picture of you cumming on her face with a timestamp.
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>>11839301
w-what?
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>>11839301
Who is that now?
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>>11839301
is that rediv
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>>11839301

well I don't get it, but it's nice anyway
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>>11839275
i jacked off to his squirrel fursona a bunch

that pic is good but his new style of horsecock is terrible, he went full tubecock and made then wider
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>>11839304

No way man I respect her privacy

besides I'm not even done yet
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>>11839328
yes
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>>11839344
>respect her privacy

Then why are you posting here about fucking her?
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>>11839354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8V88OvCx10
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>>11839301
I would do horrible, unspeakable things for a chance to do anything to that.
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>>11839263
When do I get my wizard hat anyway?
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>>11839354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQE3EXt9JyU

fucking posers
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>>11839367

Because telling you and showing you the results are different

sex ain't even that good though she doesn't do anything
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>>11839301
>tfw non-ponies don't do anything for me anymore
>at all
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>>11839354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwTmJ9KptfI

AOTY
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>>11839354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=limc_mfDZJU
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>>11839334
You could always have it without the cock
http://i.imgur.com/p4Z5oW3.png
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>>11839392
That's funny. I fell out of real women porn a long time ago. Now pony stuff isn't even bonerfying anymore. Now I'm just a xenophile
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>>11839392

>tfw can still fap to anything
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Ten minutes until swimgay airs.
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>>11839406
so edgy
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>>11839406

I miss tentacleponies

let's make that the flavor of the month
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>>11839301
So, I'm going to print this out and cum on it.
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>>11839354

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk
everyone but the hardstyle and rap guys
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>>11839374
you would do anything huh?


what about getting in shape, becoming a decent member of society, getting confidence and a decent job and becoming a guy that type of girl finds attractive?

or is that over the line
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>>11839410
What kinda xenophile?
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>>11839411
mah nigga

omnisexual masterrace
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>>11839412
>they made it into an actual anime series
Step it up Little Witch Academy
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>>11839406
>mare without a cock

what is even the point then?
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>>11839386
MAYBE IF YOU TOOK THAT BOOK AWAY FROM HER YOU COULD GET HER TO MOVE A LITTLE
>>
http://derpibooru.org/363265

Okay I was unf'ing pretty hard to this guy's art before but I think he just leapfrogged Ross in the terrible fat fetish dept.
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>>11839432
>colt without a pussy

what is even the point then?
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>>11839412
>>11839431
what are you guys talking about
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>>11839441

but if she's not reading she won't let me fuck her
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>>11839422
Well, actually, I just started on my weight loss plan 2 days ago and am planning on joining a gym, and I'm going into physical therapy in a few years.

I just need to work on my confidence.
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>>11839354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XR0Ykekk08
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>>11839449
>I still haven't seen this
>I still don't care too
>>
Guys
I accidently came into my hair
This is disgustingly arousing
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>>11839446

>not having hid the morbidly obese tag

casual
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>>11839446
But anon.
Pretty much 75% of that is terrible.
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>>11839414
Stop being silly.

>>11839432
You're hard to please anon.
http://i.imgur.com/zqGrWyF.png
I wish I had more pictures
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>>11839449
Free! it's a new SoL anime with a swimming theme, but instead of little girls they are boys. Full homo.

>>11839458
It's nice but a little too overrated.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DeBfvPiFN0

Pinkie Pie after Season 1
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>>11839446
what the
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>at a brony con
>bout to leave the shitty dj area
"UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND"
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>>11839422
>getting confidence

>tfw have the rest
>tfw terrible anxiety
>tfw still permavirgin
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>>11839475
But anon.
That's actually funny.
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>>11839449
>tfw lotte is dead
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>>11839475

I smiled

that wasn't even random humor, it had a setup and everything
>>
Sucy is best witch
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>>11839475
they actually make toasters that shoot the bread that far?

why the fuck
>>
>all I drink is water
>all I eat is salads with some chicken

Should I change my diet?
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>>11839521
Yes
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>>11839499
>>11839519
NO. I MEAN.

SHE DOESN'T LAUGH AT FEAR ANYMORE
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>>11839536
oh

yeah
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>>11839536
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>>11839533
are you a pony
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>>11839521
there's no denying it
>>11839474
Is... is it good, though?
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>>11839535
m-moar...
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>>11839548
No, I am a 300lb manbear that wants to lose weight.
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>>11839558
>300lb
>From salads

You cant eat a whole chicken with a leaf of lettuce and call it a salad
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>>11839558
>300lb
shit nigga, what are you doing
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>>11839558
then I guess that's okay
but you're going to need a lot of physical activity
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>>11839583
I MEAN I just changed TO that diet.
>>
Does mlpg have a new favorite anime
Whats the name
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>>11839599

My little pony
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>>11839469
I thought his AJ and Mrs. Cake were pretty unf but I'm not a fan of cellulite.

http://derpibooru.org/363366
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>>11839597
Oh
Well no

Make sure you get some carbs
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>>11839597
No. You excercise. Just changing your diet won't do shit without it.
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>>11839533

you still need fat and carbs

did you even read the sticky?
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>>11839593
I do sit ups and push ups when I wake up, and ride my bike for an hour.
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>>11839599
what's that one where the devil has to work at a fast food place?
that concept sounds funny, has anyone actually watched it?
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>>11839599

Boku no Panka
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>>11839613
That's beyond cellulite.
That's just anti-grav(y)ty,
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>tfw 116 lbs

This metabolism is a blessing and a curse.
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IT WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE IT'S PAINFUL TO ME CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DIE TOO FAST REMEMBER THE DAY OF GRIEF NOW ITS STRANGE FOR ME I CAN SEE YOUR FACE I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
REMEMBER THE DAY WE MET IT'S PAINFUL TO ME CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DIE TOO FAST REMEMBER THE DAY WE DREAMT NOW ITS STRANGE FOR ME I CAN SEE YOUR FACE I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE
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>>11839599
DokiDoki Precure
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>>11839633
>>11839630
>>11839609

No I ment this

>>11839535
>>11839554
>>11839449
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>>11839638
No, you just don't eat as much as you think.
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>>11839649
thats old shit you fag
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>>11839636
Carlos pls
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>>11839649
oh
that's little witch academy
it was super popular a while back but no one cares anymore because it's not going to turn in to a real show or anything
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>tfw 570 lbs

This metabolism is a blessing and a curse.
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>>11839638
>tfw 65kg and muscular
>tfw sexy and alone
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>>11839663
It isn't?
I thought they were planning to do it.
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>>11839660
>>11839663
Oh.
I don't really watch anime, but the stuff you guys watch is usually entertaining.
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>>11839653

>skinny friend
>"HAHA YEAH I CAN EAT ANYTHING I WANT" as he's eating a big mac
>that's all he eats for the day

fuck people like that
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>>11839649
>new
Little Witch Academia, oneshot animu short film about Japanese Harry Potter but with little girls and dungeon trawling
>>11839663
We can hope, anon, we can dream
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>>11839535
>>11839554
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
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>>11839613
its like a garbage bag full of pudding
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>>11839653
All I do when I'm at home is eat, sleep, play video games, and fap.

I can't put on weight no matter what I do. I've been the same weight since high school.
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>>11839693
Probably because you don't eat as much as you think.
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>>11839688
whatever you say, man
>>11839474
>>11839554
Will there at least be a stream or something?
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>>11839693
I used to be like that
you should actually count your calories for a few days, the results may surprise you
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OVAs are normally great because all the budget is spent in one episode. Trigger, the studio, even got help from the government to produce Little Witch Academia, but they won't give them money to make a whole series.
Even if Trigger gets to make an anime about it, it won't be as good as the OVA.
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Stop posting nonpony, fags
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>>11839721
It's happening right now faget, check /a/.
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>>11839725
Why not make a series of OVAs? Works for Gundam Unicorn.
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>>11839725
Unless we financially support them.
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IT'S SUPER GAY
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>>11839732
okay
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>>11839738
Buy the BD, buy lots of them.
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>>11839721
sucy is entry level garbage like diana
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>>11839744

>buy lots of Bad Dragon
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>>11839755
>like diana
Mate, I will fucking disagree with your opinions.
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>>11839755
>entry level garbage
just because she's the obvious choice doesn't mean it's entry level
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>>11839766
IT'S JUST FUCKING TRIXIE, WOW
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>>11839755
the fuck you just say about my foreheaded waifu?
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>>11839775
Just like Fluttershy, right?
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>>11839763
>tumblr watermark
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>>11839775
obvious choice for the garbage
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>>11839770
It's even funnier since the horizontal lines are binar
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>>11839770
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>>11839784

second best login music
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>>11839787
>greentext
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>>11839800
First is

VI...right?
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>>11839804
8876877
>>
>>11839786
Her appearance is very close to Fluttershy. I think it might be possible that whoever designed them kept an eye on what the white piggus were animating at the time.
>>
Reminder popularfags need to go
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>>11839817

SHE'S LIKE A BOOMERANG
THAT NEVER GIVES UP
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>>11839813
oh god what
>>
>>11839786
I actually don't like Fluttershy that much. She usually winds up as de facto "worst pony" on lists, but she's a pretty alright pone. She hasn't had a lot of very notable screentime, sadly.
>>11839733
>no subs
it's like I'm watching japonies but have no idea what's going on on any level
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>>11839813
Fuck, I hope someone recorded it.
>>
>>11839784
>People here are actually playing LoL
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>>11839813

this whole zimmerman scenario is a lot, lot funnier than it should be

seems like I lose my shit every time I hear about it
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>>11839823
Hi! Haven't seen you in a while
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>>11839829
>>11839835
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOy5RqOTBDE

it was recorded
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>>11839832
>caring about what's happening

Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to see gay muscles like everyone.
>>
Who the fuck is zimmerman?
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>>11839841

fuck fun things
>>
>>11839858
>LoL fun
LoL
>>
>>11839857
he shot an unarmed black kid in the back
do you even American news
>>
>>11839849
LE EPIC FAIL XDD
>>
>>11839858
>LoL
>Fun
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>>11839841
>Prefer Dota 2
>Play LOL instead


There's nothing to work for in Dota. There's no real reward.
>>
>>11839849
>>11839813
why does the court even have a skype chatroom? What the fuck?
>>
>>11839868
and why are we making a big deal about this? way to go america who fucking cares about black people, we shoot hundreds every day in iraq
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>>11839868
>implying he didn't shoot his kneecaps out and recite Aryan literature before crucifying him and eating his heart
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>>11839841
>playing LeL
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>>11839842
The prosecution is made up of braindead idiots.
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>>11839875
that's like saying Call of Duty is better than Counter-Strike because you have to grind to unlock guns
except you can't even pay2win in CoD so that's even dumber
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>>11839875
Do you have difficulty with any game that doesn't involve grinding, anon? The reward for winning multiplayer games is typically the knowledge that you beat somebody.
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>>11839868
Thanks, and no, i'm Europoor, so i don't watch america news.
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>>11839849
Why are there even cameras in courtrooms allowed?
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>playing any MOBAs
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>>11839909

because the media has their dicks very, very far in the butt of this whole thing
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>>11839898
That's actually true, you get a sense of accomplishment when you get access to new guns.
>>
>>11839909
why the hell is skype testimony okay?
>>
>>11839849
>"hang up so they cant call anymore!"
>not setting your status to DND
why are they always so incompetent?
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>>11839918
I hate it but it's true, that's why I'm 6th or 7th prestige in blops2 and I've only played a couple hours of CS:GO
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>>11839849
Why didn't they just switch to do not disturb?
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>>11839921

why wouldn't it be?
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>>11839915
What if there was a pony MOBA?
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>>11839904
It was on the european news.
Shit man, Obama even spouted some bullshit about how that kid could have been his son
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>>11839916
Huh. Where I'm from courtrooms are sealed and information about the session is only released until the session has ended.
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>>11839930

>tfw played every cod game
>tfw MW and MW2 are the only good ones
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>>11839938
Then you are a tool if you play it.
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>>11839931
Because the court is a bunch of technological retards
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>>11839943
Not on my news
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>>11839949
Why is that? What if it was fun?
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>>11839868
To be fair, the uppity nigger was walking through a white neighborhood while wearing a hoodie. According to the letters to the editor in my local paper, he had it coming.
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>>11839946
I honestly think they're getting better each time, I enjoy MW3 more than Blops1 or MW2 and I think Blops2 is the best one yet
Probably not getting ghosts though
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>>11839956
>any MOBA
>fun

There's your problem.
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>>11839945

and that is how it should be, but notorious cases are always broadcasted in the U.S.

it's like a drama for retards
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>>11839915
Awesomenauts is fun but it's the only one I'm willing to touch
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>>11839964
It's a hypothetical game, it being fun could be part of the hypothetical.
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>tfw shy