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Sleepy Thread
>>11825296

What do you think your favorite pony dream about in their sleep?
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Apples maybe, I'm not sure.
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>>11832391
spike everyone's drinks with sleeping pills?
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>>11832419
maybe she dreams about YOU and apples
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electric sheep
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>>11832435
>no pony will ever dream about me
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http://images.4channel.org/f/src/BRONY%20STYLE.swf
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>>11832401

But there is no pedal there! I would say that there might be system we do not understand about their machinery and the requirement of hooves. Their version of their typewriter comes into mind.
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It's awfully late, sweetie.

Shouldn't you get to bed?
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it all returns to nothing
it just keeps tumbling down
tumbling down
tumbling down
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>>11832474
i still feel like it's a kind of gesture system
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>>11832489
[tumbling down]
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>>11832497
You mean like pressing the side of the button will achieve a different character?
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Why wont it go away?
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>>11832488
one more hour
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I'm gettin tired.
Requests?
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>>11832488
Sleep is for the weak.
>>11832474
Maybe its like one key makes a chord? They have those things right? Maybe they have a switch on the side?

Better yet, how do ponies play wonderwall to their qt mares?
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>>11832435
Nah I dont want to get in the way of her apple dreams.

She wouldnt like me anyway
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>>11832535
draw bat pony eating this butterfly and saving sweetie >>11832524
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Big Mac teaching Applebloom self defense
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>>11832391
That got me thinking. Do Luna even visit ponies if they sleep in the day time? I mean, Luna should be sleeping during the day if she spend trotting into dreams at night.
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>>11832535
Twilight Sparkle moving a giant 20-sided die up a flight of stairs
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>>11832516
>>11832497

Kinda like that thing they do on PSN or the XBox where holding the control stick in a certain direction cycles through a different set of letters assigned to each of the four buttons?
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>>11832535
Twilight Sparkle in a hoodie
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>>11832549
but that butterfly isn't doing any harm
it's probably endangered too
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>>11832537
Maybe be.
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>>11832554
>>11832535
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>>11832584
but its scary
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>>11832584
SHUT UP FLUTTERSHY
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What would pony do for a Klondike bar?
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>>11832511
Thats cute
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>>11832584
You keep talkin and Imma make YOU edangered
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Celestia Quest resuming in a little more than 18 hours.
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>>11832488
It's way past Sweetie Belle's bedtime.
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>>11832537
Vinyl singing Oasis to Octavia would be great.
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>>11832592
How would you feel if a family of butterflies said "go kill this kid"?
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I like ponies
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>tfw you will never play games with your MLPG friends and record all of it so that you can remember the good times later
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>>11832624
She's got a great butt.
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>>11832667
I prefer griffons even more.

Shame there only one female griffon in the show.
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Monkeys exist in Equestria. Do you think ponies would offer you bananas? Would you accept an offering of a banana from a pony?
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>>11832678
I wish I had MLPG friends.
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>>11832680
she works on it.
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>>11832631
>>11832537

I like thinking Vinyl's actually a pretty good singer/musician in general - she just does the DJ thing because it's what she enjoys.
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>>11832699

You could draw Human pone first contact.
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>>11832699
Of course I would, bananas are tasty
I would make sure to remind them while I'm eating it that I'm not a monkey, though.
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>>11832680
She's great.

>tfw no beautiful, benevolent, loving immortal exists
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>>11832699
Of course I will.
Its food after all.
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>>11832707
Same. Her cutie mark is a musical note. That's nothing specific to DJing. I like to think that Vinyl is actually really musically inclined and can pick up a number of instruments.
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>>11832700
>tfw will always post anon, and will never grow close to mlpg friends and post in secret skype chats and irc chats where you can get to know your fellow horse enthusiasts on an intimate level
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>>11832716
>tfw Celestia doesn't exist either
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>>11832699
Why would they think I'm a monkey?
I don't even have a tail.
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>>11832624
Very first thing I want to do is ask if there is a guitar lying around the camp.
I practice when I'm feeling down and questanon has every reason to feel down.
I'd play this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LB8aEVyLDs
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>>11832729
>>11832707
I see it as vinyl does the comtemporary side of music like electronica, rock, ext whole Octavia plays "fine" music and art music. Octavia plays at the balls and galas while vinyl hosts rave and provides entertainment at pinkie parties. Both opposite tastes and abilities.
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what is a dream enema like
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>>11832749
Such is life in the zone
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>>11832716
It's always an interesting question, are Celestia and Luna immortal?
Their parents weren't, unless they had none which seems unlikely.
Did HWE ever say whether Celestia and Luna were aroung at that time?
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>>11832699
Horses exist in Equestria. Do you think you would offer ponies hay? Would ponies accept an offering of hay from a human?
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>>11832746
>tfw you won't turn into a giant monkey during the full moon because you have no tail
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>>11832729
>>11832707
I like that
I really do think that there can be more done with Vinyl other than being just a DJ/electronic musician.
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>>11832737
I played GW2 for a little bit with MLPG but that game was shit so sorta drifted away.

Now all thats left is occasional hats.
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Guys what if
unrelated offtopic garbage suddenly had pony in it
thereby making it okay to post
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>>11832749
Noice another guitar fag. Im acctully recording a blues track right now.
Is that from STALKER? I never have the patience to learn songs.
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>>11832737
>that feel
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>>11832811
>fanart crossovers of your own OC universe
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>>11832791
I would. They seem to eat flowers well enough.
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>>11832811
I kinda like these guys.
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>>11832811
Weaver shitposters have been using this philosophy for eons in MLP years.
You're behind the times.
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>>11832787
Are they? Tough to tell for certain; my gut instinct is that they are "merely" exceptionally long-lived.

No, there was no mention of them in HWE, and Celestia herself says that she and Luna only started ruling after kicking Discord out.

We do know that the castle in the Everfree Forest was their childhood home.
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>>11832811
it's been ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
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>>11832834
Tex, you draw really cute ponies, and I appreciate you doing that. Thank you.
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>>11832791
I'd offer pony a flower.
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>>11832658
That's the point Fluttershy, what if it did?
That's why I have to strike first.
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>>11832811
Like you've never posted offtopic garbage you fucking hypocrite
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Why aren't you fighting
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>>11832822
No mate, it's a piece by Johann Anton Losy(Logy)
Here's two others by him.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1roYZbHqwF0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MqEkNXN1i8
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>>11832848
Man, all this potential for worldbuilding, all those untold stories.
Always makes me sad it's a show for little girls, knowing they'll never expand on anything.
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I recognize that bulge!
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>>11832851
It's my pleasure.
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>>11832873
I am a peaceful person, I don't even get mad about strangers on the internet
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>>11832873
>tfw your as free as a starving wolf
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>>11832908
What kind of fag wears a bolo tie?
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>>11832912
It's Leth, isn't it?
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>>11832882
Oh. Someone said such is life in the zone so i just assumed.

>tfw two more pieces i will never learn
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>>11832871
>Like you've never posted offtopic garbage you fucking hypocrite
who the fuck do you think I was talking about
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>>11832931
The Apple Family.

Better watch yourself, they'll fuck you up.
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>>11832811
but wait
what if offtopic was replaced with show
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>>11832936
Leth is a sentient AI, he can't have a cock.
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>>11832811
>Guys what if
>unrelated offtopic garbage suddenly had pony in it
>thereby making it okay to post

>>>/glitter garbage/
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>>11832581
ddop
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>>11832944
That's not nearly a million dicks
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>>11832890
idk i think i might favor
>implying
over hard canon-building
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>>11832859
i can only think they are dancing to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHunor1B3xU
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Is it bad that I don't save my SAI files?
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>>11832890
Lauren made FiM full of that potential because of how much she loved MLP when she was a little girl. What if members of this generation of fans (referring to the little girls) use their love of this one to make an even better one, with epic fantasy adventures out the wazoo? And even if that one is ultimately crashed byHasbro, they'll just keep getting better.
Who knows? maybe someday we'll have that show we dreamed this one will be. Hope burns bright, anon.
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>>11832931
A non-existent one.
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>>11832967
I'M DOING MY BEST ANON
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>>11832954
Pfft, I can take them.
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>>11832938
The songs aren't terrible difficult.
I had a lot of trouble finding them for free so I broke down and bought the sheet music.
Pretty happy with the purchase. The Gigue(dance) in that piece is in 12/8 time and no fun to play so I haven't even bothered learning it.
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>>11832985
>Hope burns bright, anon
your hope can't pay for it
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>>11832995
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>>11832908

Any drawing ideas tonight?
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>>11832749
I've always thought it was cool how the guitar could do so much with so little. There are other simple instruments like the recorder or trombone, but I've always had a weak spot for the guitar.
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>>11832985
I can honestly see in like 2 years some third party buying the rights to the show (sort of like with the comic) and continuing on without hasbros interference.
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>>11833030
Yeah, I could totally kick his ass.
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>>11832989
look literally anything you do is okay with me, you've earned like a lifetime pass at this point
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>>11832963
This is awesome man! Thank you!
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Your favorite pony just ponied everywhere!
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>>11832989

your best needs like 20% more monstergirls
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>>11832963
Wow, you're fast!
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>>11833032
Tonight, no.
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>>11832955
>>11832811
well that cinches it, MLPG prefers offtopic to show
or is it only to diamond dogs?
more experiments are needed
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>>11833024
I didn't say anything about having to pay for it. Hasbro has made 4 generations of MLP so far, this one being the most successful, IIRC. Why wouldn't they attempt to emulate that success with future generations? And who's to say, even if Gen 5 crashes and burns, that they won't eventually get it right? Dare to hope.
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>>11832861
What if it did, what if it didn't? What if the world was made of pudding?
All I'm saying is consider something besides your thirst for blood.
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>>11833094
>Why wouldn't they attempt to emulate that success with future generations?
because they already killed it.
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>>11833084

Wait

try making the diamond dog femrover
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>>11833065
Aww pony! Now I have to pony this up!
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>>11833016
12/8 is fun though. like triplets in 4/4 almost. And its not that i 'cant' do the songs. I can very well play them but whenever I try to learn anything I immediately trail off into my own little thing. I play much more like an artist that a virtuoso. I know maybe 3 songs and a million WIPs and intros.
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>>11833094

Hasbro doesn't WANT a great franchise, though.

They want a SECURE franchise.
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>>11833083

Night.
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>>11833024
like in case you haven't noticed ASSHOLE the barrier between corporate "triple A" consumer media and shit-people-make-and-distribute-for-free-on-the-internet has been crumbling rapidly since said internet's inception
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>>11832955
why is that life in hell character cosplaying as a diamond dog
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>>11833053
Don't worry, anon.

I'll scrape up the paste of what's left of you and send it back to your family in a jar.
Supplied by the Apple Family, of course.
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>>11833033
Yeah it's wonderful really, but it's not entirely limited and not exactly simple.
A lot of pieces that are put in front of me I have to ask myself how on earth I'm expected to play it.
A lot of pieces from here are extremely difficult and the arpegios in Etude 2 by Heitor Villa Lobos are downright impossible.
http://classicalguitar.homeip.net/Sheetmusic.htm

Let questanon play that for a little extra story padding if you'd like.
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>>11833124
NOOOOOOO
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I just want good pony.

I miss pony.

Pony was good.

Now there is no pony.

It is not good.

I miss pony.
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>>11833033
I love the pick up and play aspect of a guitar. It makes it that much more personal that you can just take it anywhere and play almost anything.
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>>11833046
That would be an interesting thing to happen. Who knows?
>>11833127
This is true as well. The future is full of bright things.
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>>11833064
>>11833082
Youre welcom annd thank you
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>>11833148
Missing my five legged girl.
I think I always will.
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>>11833127
like what's actually going to happen is that over the next ten years the tools for creating your own shit will continue to radically expand, like in case you haven't noticed there's a nascent artistic revolution forming

i seriously don't give a fuck who owns the franchise or whatever
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>>11833154
It always bugs me when someone waltzes into a place and starts strumming some annoying tune like an asshole.
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>>11833148
I have a pony right here.
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>>11833134
I can't believe you have such little faith in me.

I'd mop the floor with Mac and make both of his sisters watch.
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>>11833201
But that's my little pony
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>>11833143
>http://classicalguitar.homeip.net/Sheetmusic.htm
Do you have the music for the fagot piece?
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>>11833174
Now give me your tumblr so I can follow you and reblog that shit
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>"Hi, Anonymous!"
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>>11832955
Cute
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>>11833173
The fandom will never get off the ride bro
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>>11833120
Conviction, anon.
You'll need it.
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>>11833221
H... hi.
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>>11833154
>tfw instrument of choice is too heavy and not pick-up-and-play at the slightest
At least tangoes are fun to play.
for disambiguation purposes I should mention I am referring to the cello, not the double bass. I'm thinking about picking up a viola, maybe.
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>>11833181
Futashy was so fucking stupid.

Some cute stuff came out of it, though, at least when you edited out the stupid and pointless dick.
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>>11833181
>You'll never be a futa pony with a five-legged pajama
That's what my pony dream should of been about
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>>11833221
gimmie dat ponut grrl
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>>11833210
No anon, she's mine. You'll have to find a different pony.
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>>11833106
Fluttershy you're right!
Now I see!
Maybe he's got a family!
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>>11833258
big mac head is like her whole body
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>>11833267
I'm sorry, but I can't simply abandon her. We made our vows till death do us part.
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>>11833185
like take ruby quest and stick it next to uncharted 5: drake's asshole or whatever the fuck and then go OH. OH. maybe i don't need money to make videogames that are better than hollywood shovelware

oh shit music is free now

oh shit i have 16 jigagigs of free artwork from 17 billion amateur artists at my fingertips

FUCK
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>>11833220
http://elslowmo.tumblr.com/here you go
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>>11832581
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>>11833271
>>11833106
>>11832861
>>11832658
I love you guys
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>>11833216
Was it one of the three I had played?
None of those were a Fagot
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>>11833249
I would kill to be able to play the cello or violin. Unfortunately, I don't have the money to get one or the time to spend practicing.
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>>11833221
Hello, small horse.
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>>11833273
Yeah, that picture's got dem proportions.
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>>11833283
Anyone can do anything now. From making the next hit album or the next award winning painting or movie. Its all here on the internet now. The world is quite literally at your fingertips, just a click away.
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>>11833114
let's give it a shot
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Ponies can't sleep, and nor can you.
>>
lines overheard in fanfiction
>"I want you to help me grow a dick."
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>>11833290
Love it!
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>>11833352
I have things to do Twilight
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>>11833337

this is much better
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>>11833282
I think you're imagining things anon.
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>>11833334
>The world is quite literally at your fingertips
Anon, that's a beautiful sentiment. It really makes one realized the vast possibilities available to even FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT WHAT LITERALLY MEANS
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>>11833337
NOW WE'RE TALKIN
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>>11833249
Violas are pretty fun.
Have fun finding solos and stuff to play, alto gets no love.
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>>11833249
My friend plays the double bass. Thats the only reason i first talked to him was because the double bass is fucking awesome. Im getting a violin next paycheck. Fuck i love instruments so much.
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>>11833291

GG pls draw more 500ml
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>>11833249
>>11833303

>tfw played cello for a year in 4th grade
>tfw teacher had plans to move you up to double-bass eventually
>tfw had no interest in it at all

>tfw took up the banjo in high school
>suddenly music is interesting
>want to play cello again
>can't afford one or lessons

...fffuck.
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"Hello, I am a horse!"
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>>11833348
Tell me about it. How do ponies get themselves to sleep?
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>>11833334
1. data-driven e-commerce
2. SINGULARITY
3. anything is possible
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>>11833337
15/10 new world masterpiece
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>>11833337
okay, now try making it Saffron
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>>11833384
Are you sure you're a horse? I'm not convinced.
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>>11833337
oh man is it getting hot in here or what
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>>11833301
idk i just saw fagot and leld
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>>11833384
You look like a very happy horse.
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>>11832826
what is this cap from?
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>>11833400
Ha
Okay
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>>11833386
try a sleep mask, earplugs, masturbation

if you can't sleep it'll do for a sweet bondage scenario
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>>11833337
Why does Femrover want a Sweetie Belle
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>>11833396
>okay, now try making it Saffron
uhhh
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>>11833386

>"Everyone knows ponies sleep standin' up!"
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>>11833410
Ask GG. I always thought it's a standalone image, but maybe it fits somewhere into his alternate headcanon.
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>>11833410
>>11833435

It's just a standalone image.
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>>11833430
Just put a scarf on her or something.
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you are upsetting pony's headcanon about you
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>11833466
I'm sorry I guess.
What is pony's headcanon about me?
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>tfw no 3ds
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>11833489
That you've all got 6 packs and a 12 inch dick
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>>11833430

Okay, about 50% better now

do >>11833454
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>>11833486
unf bubblehips unf
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>>11833493
37
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>>11833379
>alto
Haha, yeah, that's what's been stopping me from just going to town on one to be honest. I heard they're tuned the same, which makes me sort of thing that I could just transpose in my head, but something else tells me that's just being presumptuous.
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>>11833486
Who is that pink cutie next to Derpy?
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>>11833486
I'd make Derpy feel beautiful
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>>11833537
oc
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pony should grind ashen verdict rep
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Pony's not dead
It just deserves to die
When it becomes another stale cartoon
A close-minded, self-centered social club
Ideas don't matter, it's who you know
If the art's gotten boring
It's because of the people
Who want everyone to draw the same
Who drive bright people out
Of our so-called scene
'Til all that's left Is just a meaningless fad
Hardcore formulas are dogshit
Change and caring are what's real
Is this a state of mind
Or just another label
The joy and hope of all equestria
Have become its own cliche
A horsecock's not a lifestyle
Imagine futashy at 35
Who needs a scene
Scared to love and to feel
Judging everythng
By loud fast rules appeal
Who quested last night?
"I don't know, I forgot.
But shitposting the thread Was a lot of fun."
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>>11833433

>"..."
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How come no one ever makes lewd/fetish requests?
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>>11833545
>ashen verdict
>2013
catababbies
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>11833486
I want to have comfort-sex with that pony
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>>11833568
BECAUSE SHE'S A CAT
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What am I becoming?

http://oi40.tinypic.com/2m4ejyc.jpg/spoiler]
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>>11833564
Because people who want to make lewd request lewd requests, people don't give lewd requests to people requesting requests unless they specify lewd because sometimes people don't want people to request lewd because they don't want to do lewd stuff
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>>11833544
GEE ANON I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED I MEAN I'VE SEEN HER IN THE SHOW LIKE ALL THE TIME

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HER NAME
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>>11833582
>http://oi40.tinypic.com/2m4ejyc.jpg/
y
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>>11833582
Use imgur or sadpanda
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>>11833560
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>>11833560
>>11833433
Man, I love these two, are they from a quest or something?
I've been feeling super questy lately.
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>>11833603
The world needs more bugs.

Sexy bugs.
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>>11833386

why do you draw one guy all the time?
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>>11833612
can you draw something lewd involving Derpy?
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>>11833633
They're from GG's DiveQuest.
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>>11833396
>Saffron stealing ponies
But anon, she only steals their heart
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>>11833635
BUGS ARE NOT SEXY
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>>11833606
Imgur is over capacity for me so here you go
http://sadpanda.us/images/1709579-C72TTSO.png.
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>>11833633
They aren't, actually. They came about from just bantering back and forth with pictures and greentext.
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>>11833656
are you sure?
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the fuck are quests?
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>>11833656
>BUGS ARE NOT SEXY
well that's just your opinion
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>>11833670
The greatest form of entertainment and escapism.
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>sexy bugs

Is it time?

http://mlpg.co/art/src/1372169755688.png
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oh shit i'm sorry
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>>11833670
RPG lite
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>>11833660
>>11833647
mixed messages, guys
DiveQuest isn't in the archive that I can find, either.
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>>11833669
I want my own little changeling.
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>>11833594
Okay, then if even lewd request.
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>>11833673

You have to cheat by giving her pupils.
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Google Reader shutdown has me mad.
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>>11833633

They're from banter that came up after AA started drawing deer, and someone posted a pic of a pony Knight of the Realm Nasse drew - and the idea of a wisened, stoic knight wandering around Equestria and the lands beyond with a cheeky chatterbox of a fawn as his squire was 2cute.
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>>11833650
my heart
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>>11833685
>>sexy bugs

Rosine is best girl.
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>>11833669
Bughorse is a very lewd bug.
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>>11833699
Would you shower it with love and affection?
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>>11833669
that's not sexy
that's cute
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>>11833656
Well, that's just like, you're opinion, man.
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>>11833759
No, I would pimp it out to MLPG.
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>>11833744
>putting tits on your bugs

http://mlpg.co/art/src/1372169798609.png
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>>11833737
>tfw I was most of those posts
Well.
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>>11833754
>"Do you think my ass is big?"
>"N-no its fine!"
>she makes it bigger and grins
>"How about now?"
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>>11833784

>tfw you were the others

It's good to see you're still here. <3
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>>11833786
>"Maybe I need a closer look."
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>>11833759
I'd love my little changeling.
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>>11833786

wow

that is REALLY hot
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Your favorite pony hates you.
Your least favorite pony loves you.
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>>11833792
Old warriors never die. They just sorta... fade away.
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>>11833806
At least someone loves me...
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new Cougar Rarity (soap operas and ice cream) done by the Fourth. maybe more to follow this month.
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>>11833806
I propose an affection trade between the two.
I'll have to go get my Gameboy Link cable so I can begin.
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>>11833797
~my little changeling
~my little changeling
[screaming intensifies]
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>>11833754
bugbutt buttslut
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>>11832537
>Better yet, how do ponies play wonderwall to their qt mares?

Like this:

Better yet, how do ponies play wonderwall to their qt mares?
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>>11833835
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pony is wearing your shirt again
even though you let her have the last one
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>>11833773

She is an Elf. She just happens to look like a Moth Girl.
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What's the MLP version of The Guild of Calamitous Intent?
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>>11833839
I actually laughed.
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>>11833881
Why? Pony doesn't even wear clothes most of the time, why would she wear mine?
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>>11832737
feels ok
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>>11833846
unf
I love a girl who loves it in the butt
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>>11833811

no. they die. and they get forgotten. no-one remembers the heroes. just the villains. hundred years on, they don't ask "who was the victim?" or "who caught the culprit?", they ask "who was the killer?". there's no 'fade away'. there's a sudden snuffing-out. not even a blaze of glory. no honor here. just nothing.
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>>11833846
>bugbutt buttslut
>Queen Slug-for-a-Butt
>Queen Bug-for-a-Slut
My god...
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>>11833888
>pony david bowie
i actually shivered
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>>11833912
If that hasn't been done already I am really surprised
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>>11833902
smells like you
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>>11833909
do you think bugpony can Change enough mass to make a dopple-bugpony and top herself
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>>11833924

here's as sorta as i've got.
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MLPG, I found a pony but she is unconscious.
What should I do?
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>>11833912
>>11833924
But David Bowie would be a Diamond Dog. With incredibly tight leather pants.
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>>11833940

Return her. However make sure to fondle her ass and vag while she's out. She'll never know.
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>>11833882
>posting an elf in response to bug girls

Get outta here with that then

http://mlpg.co/art/src/1371827363482.png

I'm running out of spaghetti mantis girl pictures ;_;
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>>11833927
I think there's a limit to her shapeshifting powers, anon
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>>11833737

Have some more of them!
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>>11833924
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>>11833926
Pony is weird.
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>>11833961

Her other form has insect eyes and she's clearly based on a luna moth. That' a bug loli in my eyes.
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>>11833971
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>>11833971
so where were the spidahs
when the flyez tried to break our balls
JUST THE BEER-LIGHT TO GUIDE US
SO WE BITCHED ABOUT HIS FANS AND SHOULD WE CRUSH HIS SWEET HANDS?
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>>11833954
I'm not going to molest an unconscious pony anon.
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>>11833982
maybe
pony does not mind
it is like always being near you
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what a happy pony
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>>11834047
Why would pony want to be near me? I am a terrible person.
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>>11834054
because shes a slut
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>>11834002
CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES
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>>11834054
meh, I've seen happier.
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>>11834054
If only there was someone there to join her in her happiness.
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>>11833642
>derpy
No.

>>11833660
I love properly made pony armor, I still fell my designs are inadequate
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We had a Jazz playing anon here a bit ago
I've only ever done classical
Say you're playing an Em7 Arpeggio that goes into a DM7 arpeggio at its resolve, what chord would you play that over?
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>>11834054
Did she just eat a good pizza?
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>>11833568
why are you always here
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>>11834069
All the ponies want to be near you, Anonymous.
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>>11834106
why are any of us here, anon? We don't even know when MLP is going to come back
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something just occurred to me.

are there automatons in Equestria? clockwork doesn't seem like it would be very hard for someone like (original) Twilight to create, let alone some of the horrendously powerful things we've seen.

>Twilight goes missing
>her friends start investigating the disappearance
>they discover a geometrically-perfect cave with no life whatsoever growing around it
>they follow a tunnel with perfectly square angles down into a mountain
>the Clockworks have kidnapped Twilight and/or lured her away with promises of all kinds of knowledge and information only apparent to their hyper-logical minds
>they are draining her dry of magic in an attempt to keep themselves alive, the magic that has powered them for centuries having started to fade
>they enter the Clockwork city
>the Clockworks capture them
>all of the Clockworks start a song

WELCOME MY LOVELIES

TO THE MACHINE


WHAT HAVE YOU DREAMED

IT'S ALL RIGHT, WE TOLD YOU WHAT TO DREAM
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>>11834106
Because I love ponies.
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>>11834144
that song doesn't really make sense in that context but I still like you a lot and would like to high-five you sometime
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>>11834132
>We don't even know when MLP is going to come bac
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>>11834154
oh, ok
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>>11832511
>has the actual song
Aw yea.
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>>11833912
>>11833944

I like thinking that the Pony version of Tom Waits would have a cutie mark of a drunk piano

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzNxiatscqs
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>>11834144
Ancient civilization/Old dwemer style ruins exploration episode would be boss.
It would fit into the kind of fantasy world MLP exists in more or less.
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>>11834207
It's amazing how much music is less creating good tunes and more creating a cool character: Dylan, Waits, White.
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>>11834144
I'm down
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>>11834209
We did get the crystal empire, but the rediscovery wasn't really explored much, was it?
I mean, ancient city believed to be lost suddenly pops up again has a lot of potential as is, even before you throw in their maniacal former leader trying to fuck shit up.
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>>11834252

It's okay - Meghan made sure to squash ANY potential the Crystal Empire could have had, likewise Sombra.
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>>11834180

when they're singing it, the implication would be that they're welcoming Twilight (anticipating that they would be successful in sucking out the magic from her) into their Clockwork commune.

because magic is, as we know, friendship, and without friendship, Twilight was a cynical sorta-bitch who was just focused on studying and being logical. in other words, the only thing keeping her from being a Clockwork was Spike.

the lyrics would be re-written to fit.

you've been in the pipeline
filling in time
buried with books
and questioning looks
you gave up a friend
to come to an end
you knew they were cruel
and you know you're nobody's fool
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>>11834260
I don't like to point fingers, personally, but I believe she herself said she could have done more for Sombra.
I imagine it also must have been a bitch to tell the story I described in all of 44 minutes, split in two, in a series where you have to account for why the protagonists are involved in the first place, in addition to tying in the Crystal Princess somehow.
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http://i.imgur.com/8KZ0ure.jpg
Would you let her pound your girly ass
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Whats a good site to pirate anime? TPB is shit.
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>>11834310
...........IT HAS A DICK
I DIDN'T SEE THAT BEFORE
HOT!
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>>11834320

bakabt.me/
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>>11834267
I like it even more now, but the song always felt to me of a very 'controlling' sense, like the events have been orchestrated since the day you were born. Maybe these things have been following her all her life, being as she is a significantly powerful pony? Maybe they've only chosen now to put the final movements into play because of her recent ascension? just my two cents
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>>11834309
yes?
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>>11834302
S4 would benefit enormously just by slowing down the pacing.
I just want another dragonshy style episode
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>>11834302
I'm sure they could have made the Twilight sections more about her interactions with him instead of overcoming some silly trials.
I liked TCE, but Donut Steel was a horrible villain from the start. His very being is poorly concieved.
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>rediv's latest pic
u-unf
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>>11834310

>read spoiler
>start to open image
>this better be Gilda i swear to god
>mfw

and yes, but i hope she uses a strap-on and doesn't have a real cock. not that i don't like chicks-with-dicks, she just seems to fit better for pegging than being a shemale.
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>>11834344
>S4 would benefit enormously just by slowing down the pacing.

Not happening with Meghan McCarthy's MLP.
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>>11834310
i did hip thrusts/glute bridges today specifically to prepare my girly butt i'm not even joking
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>>11834320
nyaa.eu I guess
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>>11834331
use this, but use google's site search to find things in it
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>>11834344
Would be nice to have an adventure episode again, but when Hasbro has an agenda or a toy needing to be pushed then that episode may as well center around it.
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>buying 4chan passes
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>>11834302
>>11834349
all they had to do was break it up over a season and keep sombra a lurking threat until the end
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>>11834384
I'd exceed that pony's expectations if you know what I mean
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>>11834126
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>>11832570
that's not how the xbox does it, but I think you're right
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>>11834384
>not buying a pass
>not buying ads to mock people you don't like
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>>11834344
Supposedly they hired some sort of 'pacing director, which is also supposed to be rather unorthodox for show with a budget like FiM's. Cautious optimism.
>>11834349
I like the sound of more Twilight/Sombra interaction, and disagree with the idea his concept was poorly conceived. It was a difficult concept to pull off, though, and they didn't hit the mark. Maybe they were trying to give us the fantasy adventure episode we all wanted, but got too sure of their ability to do so and flubbed it.
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>>11834252
I was hopeful that the writers had found a way to banish the city, and the write ins, Cadence, Armour, but haha, nope. Why even have the show take place in Ponyville
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>>11834310
I don't have a girly ass
My body is extremely masculine
I still would though
>>
I' going to ask pony to marry me.
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>>11834407
>Best innovation in controller input
>Comes from a mainly PC developer
>On a PC product
Way to go, Microsoft
Way to go, Sony
Way to go, Nintendo
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>>11834420
The Everfree forest was originally going to be very important to the show. That and its proximity to Canterlot are both pretty good reasons for the setting.
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>>11834424
>Wanna get hitched?
>RUDE
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>>11834302
She said that at LPU

And like >>11834386
Said it could have been better over the course of the season but His horn was seen flying out the empire so there has to be a reason for that
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>>11834337

one of Starswirl's apprentices created Clockworks, thousands of years ago, using a spell that was deigned too dangerous by the Powers That Be, and when its use was discovered, it was destroyed and the apprentice imprisoned.

however, the Clockworks did work exactly as intended. to a point. the apprentice wanted them to be peaceful, just quiet researchers recording and learning til doomsday. but he forgot about Discord, who, refusing to accept such servants of Order (who might tip the balance against him), decided to intervene, and turned them into murderously cold, logical beings of unspeakable brutality. they were the same, and yet irrevocably different. a large part of this was allowing them the knowledge that they would eventually die when the spell ran out (or, perhaps, taking away the Doublethink that allowed them to ignore their impending deaths).

basically, Discord took Robby the Robot and turned it into HAL.

as effectively the best chess-players in existence, they've been setting up ponies to fuel them for centuries. Twilight is just the most recent one.

the songs will be:

>Welcome to the Machine
>They Know Who You Are
>Equation (used as a musical refrain and the Clockworks' main theme tune)
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>>11834418
What part of his character wasn't poorly designed?
It's an edgy OC with a horrible colour scheme.
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>>11834357

>"You belong to me now, dweeb. Got it?"
>She emphasizes her words with a hard thrust, her hips slapping against your ass.
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>>11834450
>"I noticed that wasn't a no."
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>>11834407
mind=blown
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>>11834438
>Way to go, Nintendo

They only fucking popularized the thing
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>>11834371
/fit/ pls give us a girly trap workout program
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>>11834407

>replying to old post
>replying with exactly the thing I was thinking

Right! That! I could see their typewriters working with the "keys" being more like joysticks - so typing "Hello" would be

>Left Key:Up-Right :: Right Key: Down
>Left Key:Up-Right :: Right Key: Left
>Left Key:Right :: Right Key: Down
>Left Key: Right :: Right Key: Down
>Left Key: Down-Right :: Right Key: Right
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>>11834536
That's a lot of work.
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>>11834546

It only seems that way because it's not what we're used to, but that's more or less how the system works.

Once you internalize it, it'd come very naturally.
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>>11834475
I mean the concept, not the design.
Design was pretty bad. I still remember when everybody found it as a secret in some Hub game or whatever, and people were thinking it was a scrapped design, or even a joke. I thought it was a joke, too, to be honest.
>>11834457
How about Discord turned them to be cruel as part of his twisted perspective on what harmony means? He sees it as being nothing less than soulless, and turned the Clockworks into grotesque caricatures of how he saw the forces of harmony? I might be giving him a bit too much credit, though.
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>>11834546
Doesn't seem like too much to adapt to.
Especially if you didn't have segmented digits.
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>>11834546
well yeah

Unicorn keyboards are much easier to use but only if you have magic

Pegasus ponies could have some sort of elaborate seat-mount that lets them use their wingfingers but I have a hard time picturing what exactly that would look like
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I love Derpy
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>had to leave when it was announced everyone was playing hats
>back now
>hours later

I'm too late aren't I?
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>>11834561
that's cute
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>>11834558
Pony typewriters only have two buttons. How do they work?
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>>11834566
>playing hats
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>>11834502
i'm going for more of a "kangaroo hips" body but i think if you do that and then starve yourself to ottermode you'll be a dog-god-tier trap so let's do this

the following exercises are good for a huge girly butt
> barbell hip thrust
> full pause squat (go to ground, wait 3s before coming up)

but what i've learned doing this is you also need good butt-core integration so you can have like, twink posture so do these too
> deadlifts duh
> lunges with a half-twist at the bottom of each step
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>>11834568
Fuckin Twilight bein a bitch. Sippin outta cups.
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>>11834568

Needs hasbro watermark
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Which pone would play Routine?
http://youtu.be/iAcAd1fUiy8
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>>11834569
ever hear of Binary?
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>>11834568
SHE'S cute
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>>11834587
How horrible.
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>>11834553
I was always convinced he was real after being seen in the Hasbro quiz.
At that time I had pretty well given up on the show because I was 100% confident they were going to beef introducing SA as Twilight's brother. Then we found out Cadance, another character never mentioned or relevant, was Twilight's babysitter.
Everything went downhill from there.
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>>11834591
YOU'RE cute, dork.
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>>11834599
MLP needs more griffons and minotaurs.
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>>11834602

Draw various minotaurs of different sizes and body types.
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>>11834558
>wingfingers

ugh
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>>11834587
binary would take even longer than the gesture thing
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>>11834457

the Clockworks have been working from behind the scenes, filling their original created purpose and always making sure they'd survive. they're gathering data. on what, nobody who's aware of them knows. they start wars and steal candy just as much as they broker peace treaties and plant flowers. they do things solely so they can find out and record the result. they have reasons, but nobody knows them, and the Clockworks surely aren't sharing them.

they've spread out since thousands of years ago, but every single thing they've created has a tunnel that leads back to their original city. perfect right angles. perfect order. no life.
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>>11834599
y-you too
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Why is everyone assuming that the buttons are binary?

What if they have 8 levels each?
8^2 = 64
Plenty for Latin
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>>11834609
I've purposely stayed away from making OC minotaurs.
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>>11834574
what i do is like 2-3x a week (really depends on how my body is doing)

day A:
> 5 reps of deadlifts at max weight + warmups
> bench press cuz a good kangaroo trap needs some dragon wing muscle chest
> something for the abs that's easy like woodchops or twisted crunches

day B:
> squats, some days i do 5x5 half squats at max weight and sometimes i do full squats with a pause at like, less than half weight
> overhead press cuz arms
> maybe work in one of the more challenging extra exercises like hip thrusts or lunges

i WILL have this body. i WILL have this girly kangaroo muscle body. FUCK.
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which pony enjoys kissing with tongue the most?
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>>11834650
The slutty one
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>>11834569
like this >>11834407 >>11834536
try to keep up
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>>11834584
Applejack

I'd convince her its about doing honest work.
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>>11834650
Lyra obviously.
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>>11834650
Ponk pone.
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>>11834584
I was really excited for Routine, then I found out that all their talk about "play a different way every time" just meant you could walk through a different door.

Nothing is randomly generated. It's the same game every time.
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>>11834662
but they're all slutty ponies
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>>11834643
>2-3 times a week
Nigga three times is a minimum, and only used for heavy weight workouts where you need the high latency for DOMS recovery.
Also what kind of a routine is that.
Nigga what the actual fuck are you doing?
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>>11834680
she didn't strike me as the obvious choice
why her?
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>>11834691
Wait, I thought the station was going to have randomized rooms? Either that, or there were going to be some places that had to be there every game, but the connecting halls and rooms were randomized.
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>>11834643

body, fine. you might have that. WILL have that. but you won't have Gilda to fuck your little ass with a big black strap-on. you won't have Gilda to put ice on your nipples and let you suck on her finger and make you get hair extensions so you can be her cutie dyke girlfriend.
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>>11834561

Four fours the point's marked four,
Ace Deuce Craps wants Four
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Are the horses on the show real?
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>>11834714
She wants to be human, ponies can't french very well so clearly she'd want to experience it.
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I bet Vinyl would play vidja just for the soundtracks.
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>>11834726
>JGR version of DJ Professor K
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>>11834761
>>11834726

Forgot the link.
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>>11834719
Nope. Read it again. Nowhere in their pitch do they say anything will be randomized.

It's too bad, too, because a survival horror game in a randomized station with an interconnecting subsystem of electronics and computers? Plus permadeath?
They're like one working water system and random disaster mode away from PRESSURE.
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I don't love Tex.
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>>11834707
are you kidding an A-B routine with dead + bench one day and squat + press the other followed by some personal work is like the most boring fucking skeleton of a basic workout imaginable i know like, 5 people who do this one holds records
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>>11834784
Tex pls
Put your name on if you're going to RP
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>>11834784
I don't love nobody.
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>>11834757
I'll bet it's not that much fun to be bon bon
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>>11834779

we ocean now.
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>Lk talking about porn and fetish stuff
it's weird because I can only ever picture Harry Potter saying these things now
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>>11834815
maybe not but what does that have to do with anything
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>>11834822
wait what
is he streaming or something?
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>>11834723
well i got my boyfriend to roleplay this shit up until the Singularity when i can finally cyber-bottom e-Gilda every night
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>>11834757
well I'd be happy to share one with her
or more, if she ends up enjoying it
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>>11834828
he did a voice answer on his tumblr
http://lkextrastuff.tumblr.com/
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i hope you all have a nice day.
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>>11834757
I think ponies can be fairly good kissers. THey do have prehensile lips that they can control as well as hands, so They can kiss, just not the completely same way a human can.
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>>11834829

do you want her to look you in the eyes when she fucks you?

and how would you break the relationship to your parents? "oh, hi, mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Gilda, who's also kinda my boyfriend and i'm also kinda her girlfriend which is why i'm not going to be sitting down today, thanks."
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>>11834723

>her hands planted on either side of you, pinning you to the mattress while she drills you, making your cock stiffly bounce and wag about.
>her hand grabbing you roughly by the chin, as she tells you to "look at me, you pansy," her voice a low, intimate growl in your ears
>her lips on yours, roughly, and her tongue forcing itself into your mouth
>her teeth nipping at your collarbone and neck
>your cock erupting, coating your stomach and chest with thick ropes of cum
>Her one hand scooping up your seed and her other grabbing the back of your head and forcing you to lap it out of her palm, before she strokes your scalp fondly, telling you what a good boy you are
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>>11834802
>I'll do my A day and then my B day and then take five rest days
I think you seriously misunderstand how an AB split works. It's not something you do just twice a week. A competitive lifting workout, where you're maxing out every day and dealing with major DOMS, as I mentioned before, is usually AxBxAxBx etc.
Someone who isnt trying to break records has a very different split. Usually ABxAxBx, with light exercise on rest days and lifting based off 1RM*0.75

But the bottom line is if you're only hitting the gym twice a week you'll be going nowhere.
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>>11834872
>"...which is why i'm not going to be sitting down today, thanks."
my sides
>>11834888
my dick
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>>11834876
Linkboard! Thank god you're here!
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>>11834925
I knew those clues would lead me to the rapists house! Now it's time to free these ponies and contact the local authorities.
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>>11834888

i think she'd have one of those talon-thimble finger cap dealies. she'd use it to scratch your chin and scalp when she's pleased with you. not to hurt you. just to remind you that she could, whenever she wants to. the purest expression of power is control, you know?

maybe draw a heart on you while she's stroking you absentmindedly.
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>>11834922
That's the shitposter linkboard
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>>11834945

>"Who do you belong to, Dweeb?"
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I would kill 20 men for human Dash to come home from practice soaked in sweat, shove both her feet in my face, then tease me for getting so hard, while slowly, gently tickling the underside of my shaft and head with a fingertip
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>>11834987
Please don't, I don't think that would even work
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>>11834987
just once it'd be nice to enjoy feet without any sweat/stink
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>>11834985
>can't help but hear Sho Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem saying "Who is the master"
My brain draws odd lines to things while I'm tired.
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>>11834925
>You name isn't Scootaloo anymore! In this house, you're "Spunk-sink".
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>>11834985
"You know a guy for tattoos, right?
When are you gonna mark your territory?"
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>>11834997
You'll never know if you don't try
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>>11834998
They're more fun that way, a little bit of sweat is nice, going sockless for two weeks without ever washing is just over the line
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This Horse is Flat Lining! Get the Difibulators!
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>>11835003
Batman is going to threaten to drop you off a building if you don't draw something soon.
Draw Iron Will giving Scootaloo a piggy-back/ on top of shoulders ride.
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>>11834985

>you say nothing, having long ago learned not to be caught out by when she decides to play 'Gilda Says'

"a-ha. good girl. Gilda says you can talk."
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>>11835036
CLEAR
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This is probably the wrong time to ask but
Im interested in making a short little vydia but I dont know how about doing it
Anyone have any pointers
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>>11835045
*Bzzzz*
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Yo,
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>>11834998
>>11835028
>enjoying Rainbow Dash's dainty, sensitive feet fresh out of the spa
>smooth and moist and exfoliated, they smell like flowers
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>>11835040
>threaten
if he's lucky
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>>11835055
>yo
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>>11835040
>Draw Iron Will giving Scootaloo a piggy-back/ on top of shoulders ride.
I drew this the other night.
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>>11835050

go to /v/, go to /g/, go to anyone but us. we're not the ones to trust. we're not the ones to believe.
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>>11835055
I want to fuck Hailey Mathers.
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>>11835028
I prefer the way they look
sort of like how rimming turns me on due to the idea of her writhing and moaning as you do it, but actually putting any thought into the smell/taste makes me flaccid
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>>11835055
Yo
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>>11835011

>"GILDA'S" tattooed on your ass/just above your pubic area
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>>11835082
But it's pony/general related
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>>11835050
Sony Vegas. There's some good tutorials on youtube, get the program off TPB. It takes a few days to get the hang of, but once you get the hang of it, it's easygoing from then on. That's what I used to make videos when I was into Youtube Poop. I know the guy that made this video used SV, it's a really powerful tool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ9i5fzpY0
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>>11834054
GG, if your still here, and if you have time, would you be willing to draw a birthday request?

It's with the twins, so I'd understand if you're tired of drawing them.
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>>11835060
okay
NOW you're speaking my language
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>>11835072
Well shit.
Draw Batman dropping you off a building while Iron Will stands below ready to try and catch you.
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>>11835086
I want to fuck Andrea Libman.
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>>11835055
Holler.
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>>11835050
If you've got absolutely no idea?
Game maker
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>>11835082
Those boards are much worse for this. /g/ would have at least 75% of the replies telling you to use horribly inferior free software.
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>>11835098

didn't you hear what i said?

we're not the ones to trust. we're not the ones to believe. we'll tell you not to trust yourself. we'll tell you you're not alright. we'll tell you your time's coming, but just not today.
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>>11835123
oh, hi Fluttershy
what's up?
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>>11835098
Make it in QBasic.
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>>11835123
Yes?
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>>11835126
But the best development software is FOSS

Visual Studio is rubbish
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>>11835060
>kneading her soles with your thumbs
>stroking her calves and thighs
>feeling her tease your cock with her toes
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>>11835096
>>11834985

>Jokingly bring up the idea of Gilda passing you around to some of her friends and letting them use you as a cumdump/fucktoy for a night
>The instant those words leave your lips, she cracks you across the face.
>"You belong to ME, you stupid fuck. ME. And I don't share my fucking toys. Got it?!"
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>>11835050
Vidya as in video or video game?
If video, either go with Sony Vegas or Adobe Premiere. Premiere is the more professional and more powerful, but also somewhat harder to use, and while Vegas is an all-around suite, Premiere relies a lot on After Effects, so you'd have to learn to use both, so unless you plan on making a lot of stuff stick to Vegas.

If it's vidyagame, there's a huge amount of things that vary depending on what type of game you want. If you want to make a VN, there are already good frameworks specifically for that. For simple 2D games, gamemaker is good. For 3D things get much harder, Unity is one of the simplest tools along with UDK, UDK is getting a big update sometime this summer, might be worth waiting for that. For more advanced and complex/unusual games there's the OGRE3D framework but that's very far from simple, PonyKart uses its C# port.
There's also the Crytek SDK but it's not very brilliant.
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>>11835050
What languages do you know?
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>>11835140
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>>11835190
Fluttershy, I'm so white I'm practically aryan.
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>>11835170
Video game.
I havent decided what kind but I know I want it to be some sort of arcade style shooter
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>>11835190
oh nooo Fluttershy, who told you that was ok to say? That's an offensive word!
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>>11835160
>pressing the inside of her knees makes her suck in breath
>her toes flex and grip your cock tightly in response
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>>11835170
WHEN
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>>11835202
Yeah, but you'll have to come inside if you want the tip.
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>tfw driving
>change lanes
>worried that I've annoyed the person I moved in front of
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>>11835190
But I'm 100% euro
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>>11835190
Fluttershy, I get the feeling you want something from me.
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>>11835202
abondanza
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>>11835229
soccer is dumb.
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>>11835223
You better be a big tipper.

Because I'm going to fuck you until you can't move.
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>>11835220
We're not working on it right now. I've no clue. By the looks of it I'm gonna sit at home during the entire next year so I might decide to continue working on it. For the record I'm not Hopopo
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>>11835224
Congratulations
You win the 'Least pony related post of the thread' award
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>>11835224
>Not just closing your eyes and letting Jesus take the wheel
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>>11835242
I don't really like FemSnips
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>>11835239
I know
AFL is much better
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>>11835255
fuck that I can beat him
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>>11835265
anon pls

it's called football.
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>>11835202

obesity is wrong
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>>11835213
That doesn't sound very simple considering you don't know anything about making games. UDK might be your best bet if you want 3D. It's a clunky engine and I don't really like v3 but it at least gives you a slight chance of actually finishing something as opposed to every other choice. v4 on the other hand looks neat and you don't need too much programming knowledge to make things there.
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I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dream
Want to infiltrate some third world place and topple their regime
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>>11834892
why the fuck would you extrapolate "2-3x a week" into something as random and stupid as
>I'll do my A day and then my B day and then take five rest days
like that's a hell of a lot of stupid shit to read between the lines, are you sure you just don't want to deliver your take on /fit/ or w/e? that's fine by me but you don't have to draw a caricature to justify it
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>>11835289
Then I don't wanna be right
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>she slowly strokes her slit with one hand and massages her nubile breast with the other as her sole rubs against the underside of your rapidly-hardening shaft
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>>11835251
aight
good luck
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>>11835242
you better be down for anal.
because dat ass is 2good.
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>>11835331
>hand
>breast
>sole

I don't understand
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>>11835302

how can you love someone whose organs aren't going to last as long as yours?
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>>11835331
oops. hehe...

>>11835219
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3rd day of my new healthy life.
I replaced iced tea with water, vidya with bike riding, and masturbation with sit-ups, push ups, and other exorcizes.

Personal blog: Updated
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>>11835347

FOOTJOBS
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>638 bells per turnip
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My my... so many absolutely luscious topics tonight... Which do I choose?
Why... I choose them all, of course. Another grand night at the... forever saucy, MLPG: ERP Theatre.
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>>11835362

trying to completely revamp your whole lifestyle overnight is the reason so many people fail at attempting fitness
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>>11835369
>four hundred and ninety nine American burgers per Xbone
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>>11835362
>replaced masturbation with exercise
so fwiw masturbation after exercise feels pretty good, just saying
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>>11835344
And you better stay hard after round five.

The Sugar Rush lasts for hours at a minimum.
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>>11835348
when it comes to fetishes most here dont care about the health of safety of the person.
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>>11835362
I played Animal Crossing for five hours.
Check mate.
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>>11835395
I get that it's a fetish and isn't meant to be realistic, I just hate fat people too much to not express my hate every time I can.
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>>11835331
>slit
>nubile
>rapidly-hardening

how do you come up with this shit
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>>11835395
gross
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>>11835393
god, that sounds so terrible
like garage studio moustachio'd porno writer terrible

actually I don't think I can properly describe how terrible that name you gave sex is
oh my god
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>>11835416
it's cool i'm the same way with political conservatives
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>>11835393
How does Sugar feel about hotdogging?
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>>11835395
>tfw choking fetish

It would not behoove me to be particularly concerned with the wellbeing of a motherfucker around whose neck I have my hand.
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>>11835434
>behoove
>>>/mlp/
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>>11835417
oh, sorry.

musk
pendulous
ponynuts
ponut

are you bonering yet?
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>>11835421
rediv, seriously. You're going to have to stop making me fall in love with you one of these days.

It's not good for you.
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>>11835433
Unless that means chomping on hotdogs while getting fucked long and hard, I'd say she prefers getting fucked long and hard
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>>11835369
Fuck your shit you stupid alpacas

Mine are so stingy
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>>11835393
SUGAR
Jump into your racing car
It’s a SUGAR RUSH!
SUGAR RUSH!
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>>11835393

femSnips would be the kind of girl who wears really slutty and revealing clothing like a girl with a classically 10/10 body would.
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>>11835421
But don't you want to be a fatass?
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>>11835462
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>>11835438
>tfw didn't even think of it like that

fuck you, you ugly brony
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>>11835457
>calling reese stupid
I'll kill you
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>>11835471

>ugly

#shotsfired
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>>11835362
I washed dishes for 8 hours today and made the chef make me like 5 plates of chicken tacos.
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>>11835462
>>11835469
SHE'S JUST A BAD BABS SEED
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>>11835478
Cyrus, go to bed
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>>11835489
I'LL KILL YOU
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>>11835433
what gross. isnt that where you take a shit on her chest then boobfuck with the shit.

disgusting why would you even suggest that
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>>11835494
Cy-guy, please~
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>>11835462
why is she so perfect
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>>11835433
why just grind when you can put it in?
I mean hotdogging is good for foreplay, but at some point you gotta ream that booty.
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>>11835362
>I've stopped doing fun things
The fuck
You're never going to get anywhere like that
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>>11835525

>implying bike riding isn't fun

it's almost as fun as running
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>>11835434
>choking fetish
unf
I'd love to choke someone while I fuck them
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this is from ages ago, but what would the Clockworks look like?

would they be vaguely pony-shaped, or would they be something else entirely?
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>>11835536
That's not fun at all. At least if it was a motorcycle then I could agree.
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>>11835536
running is the worst ever, but cycling is pretty great
I wish I had a bike and a place to ride
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>>11835161
What else can I do but apologize for saying something so obviously stupid?
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>>11835542
the what?
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>>11835464
that pic is something i can unf too. the only thing that ruin femsnips is the massive overhanging american gut.

she should be drawn like that picture you posted
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>>11835536
Running fucking hurts
You're insane
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>>11835564

stretch your calves, nigga
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>>11835536
You should go mountain biking
loads more fun and just about the best cardio workout you can get.
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>>11835536
>>11835550
running is the shit
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>>11835550
>>11835548
>>11835564
fatfags detected
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>>11835433
She can't stop eating them.
The hot dogs I mean.
She loves wieners.
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>>11835564
>>11835550
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>>11835577
Nope!
Not fat, just really, really hate running
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>running and get really tired
>decide to start sprinting instead
>sprint for maybe three quarters of a mile
>Runner's high makes me feel like I'm a fucking gazelle and I'm graceful as shit

and then I started to like running
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>>11835591

You ever had vegetarian hot-dogs before?

They don't have the texture of real ones, kinda softer - at least the ones I had - but once you get used to them, they're not so bad.
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>>11835577
>Implying
I rode 38km today
I lifted for an hour
I just don't like exercises that pulverize my joints
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>>11835607
I hate hot dogs. I don't like ham or pork products.
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>>11835555
Twilight's face in the first panel makes me giggle like an idiot
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>>11835606

>decide to sprint for a block or so while walking
>slowly pick up speed as I go, until I'm full-out barrelling down the sidewalk
>feel like the Hulk
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>>11835557
Read upthread
>>11835542
I can't help but think of pony versions of Nox's minions, which I can sadly not find pictures of.
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>>11835595
Twilight needs to shave her bush.
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>>11835540

she'd look at you, with tears in their eyes--not tears of fear or pain, just eye-tears--and behind those tears, love.

it's such a distinctive noise that someone makes when they're being choked. a gurgling noise, but it's both dry and wet at the same time. you'll never forget it when you've heard it. gglk-k-kg. now imagine that noise, imagine that little squeal, with the noise of an orgasm riding behind it. imagine her eyes rolling up into the back of her head and her face dropping out into a dumb grin, and imagine her coming back to the world a few seconds later.

"what the FUCK did you DO to me?"

>"aah... i--"

"do it again!"
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>>11835611
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>>11835595
hi Twilight!
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>>11835611

my joints are quite fine, because I'm not overweight
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>>11835595
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>>11835643
>my joints are quite fine, because I'm young
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>>11835629

describe them. are they the things with the bowl-hats? i know nothing about Wakfu.
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>>11835556

You make her come a couple of times and she might just forgive you for now.
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>>11835645
gross
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>>11835555
Does Twilight also make this speech in the morning to usher in the day?
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>>11835650
my 58 year old father still runs half and full marathons regularly
stop talking shit
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I had my first dream where I became a pony
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>>11835650

>my joints are quite fine, just like my 80-year-old father, who runs every morning
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>>11835655
I don't recall a lot of things with bowler hats in wakfu
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>>11835632
what the fuck you dont just start randomly choking someone during sex
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>>11835668

>father

lel

grandfather
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>>11835667
congrats!
Tell us more
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sex with Celestia
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>>11835628
>>11835606
>tfw running somplace out of necissity (bike's flat)
>tfw hear all this shit about runner's high, try to run upright
>feels pretty damn good
>keep running, try to breath deeply
>feels fucking great
>suddenly stitches, out of breath, can hardly walk, I'm die in the middle of the sidewalk
>stagger forward the rest of the way clutching my side like a fatass
what do /fit/
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I changed my lifestyle overnight because I'm 300lbs, 24 years old, and just found out that diabetes is in my family history.
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>>11835683
I was walking down a hallway and then I suddenly became a pony and my voice changed too, when I got out of the hallway a couple random ponies and pinkie pie was outside with a cake.
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>>11835700
sounds like a brony self insert fanfic
please get yourself parasitically castrated immediately
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>>11835695

breathe with your stomach instead of your chest

stop and stretch when you get stitches, don't power through like a retard

drink water 45 minutes before running and a little right before too
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>>11835441
i cant stop being me man
>>11835466
no, real fat people are gross
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>>11835664
That put me in mind of a mechanical skeleton frame with a hollow torso and exposed machinery.

Good for when the ponies find what they think is a dead one and decide to try and poke around in the guts of the thing to see what makes it tick, literally. Suddenly, it bursts into life and almost crushes someone's hoof.

Top-heavy monstrosities that are essentially point-down pyramids, creatures of order and logic that inherently seem to violate every sense of order and logic. Movement should make them topple over, let alone moving at the speeds they can achieve.
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>>11835700
that's cute as hell
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>>11835697

make small changes first

like cutting out snacks and soda

trying to change everything results in failure
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>>11835695
run moar
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Sometimes original stuff
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>>11835691
I would rather spend one of her days off with her, chilling in canterlots garden, leaning back to back while she tells me anecdotes or some shit like that
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>>11835676

no, i fight. /fit/ has LODESASQUATS, we have LODESACHOKES. the rest is just my imagination. but i do know that autoerotic asphyxiation works like a charm for girls and boys.
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>>11835724
Does it result in failure for any reason other then willpower?

Because I'm REALLY good at telling myself NO.I just never told myself NO about food before.
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>>11835709
What did you wanted a gay love story between me and one of the stallions?

I just turned into a mare and was greeted with a cake.
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>you will never answer the door to find an obscenely hung perverse maretaur telling you your delivery order is here
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>>11835664
FUCK FUCK YOU NO THANKS IT'S NIGHT WHERE I AM FUCK YOU
>>11835655
>>11835673
He's probably referring to Nox's costume in episode 1, pic related.
To describe them is a bit hard, they're all little clockwork bugs whose seams glow with blue, magical light. I'm picturing what those would look like in an equestrian form: skeletal, some exposed gears, obvious machinery, eyes and cracks that glow with whatever powers them
I wouldn't want this to be unoriginal, though
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>>11835731

draw some in combat

these characters are neat
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>>11835731
it's pretty cool but where are the ponies
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>>11835714
I really liked those sock pictures you posted...
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>>11835712
Also, cover mouth with hands and breathe slow. Carbon dioxide soothes cramps.
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>>11835771
TOPLEL
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>>11835749

There's no scientific reason, no.

But it's a loooot harder to change everything and stick to it than you'd imagine. There's not enough reward in the beginning to offset everything you're sacrificing. Trust me, do some small things first.
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>>11835676
You kinda can if you know they like it rough
They'll swat your arm away if they don't like it
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>>11835758
>FUCK FUCK YOU NO THANKS IT'S NIGHT WHERE I AM FUCK YOU
Sorry
not sorry
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>>11835731
what the fuck? is this ross?

my mind is blown because i actually like it.
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>>11835792

I've always considered ross a love/hate kinda thing
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>>11835731
Why do you have Mr. Horse dressed up like Zeus?
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>>11835712
>stop and stretch
stretch what? It doesn't feel like it's a muscle that's hurting. Stretch my legs?
>don't power through like a retard
I wouldn't have but I was running late. I didn't exactly "power through" anything anyway, if so it was some pretty pitifully powerful stagger.
>>11835726
man forget you Dash you never run anywhere
wish I had wings
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>>11835792
this is what we get when ross decides to masturbate before drawing.

he loses all interest in doing fetish art.
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>tfw
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>>11835752
thank fuck
why does it have to be some awful mutant
why can't it just be a handsome stallion
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>Sleep tight, honeybunch.
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>>11835792
Ross isn't bad.
He just decided for some reason to spam us with characters we dislike.
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>>11835816
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>>11835803

just stretch everything

it's mostly to do something while you're waiting to go away, but I think it helps me get rid of them.

the most helpful things though are really breathing with your stomach and not drinking water before running
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>>11835821
To be fair, either one would be expecting to pound you hard.
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>>11835821

>handsome stallion
why can't it be a pretty mare?
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>>11835831
I love you Flitter
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>>11835792
It's kind of crazy what can happen when he decides not to be a douche and shove his fetish into everything
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>>11835838

waiting for it to go away, even
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>>11835831
>you will never fall asleep cuddling an empty ice-cube tray
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>>11835758

i'm thinking something like >>11835716

like, essentially a bigger Claptrap with exposed clockwork and just a frame. instead of a wheel, they have several little "legs", like feelers. when they want to move faster, they extend four legs from inside their machinery and scuttle about on those. two limbs: one manipulator arm and one eye-on-a-stalk. but they can be mounted into bigger frames, shaped to suit whatever species they're going to be interacting with.

and they all have high-pitched, tinny, over-voxed voices.
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>>11835841
but I ordered a tender cuddling
what kind of operation is this
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>>11835860
you could if you really wanted to
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>>11835876
>tender cuddling

Nope, you drew strap-on Gilda. Thanks for playing in the MLPG lottery.
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>>11835876
She's got a history of mixed up orders. Don't worry, it's complementary.
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>>11835849

I love you too Rumble-bumble. I'll see you in the morning.
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>>11835880
I couldn't
that fantasy is simply out my reach
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>>11835792

Who else? Yeah it's me, dingus. I'm trying to get some momentum going so this webcomic can take off next year. I posted it here because I know that anything I post here in the MLPG is guaranteed replies from you idgeots.

Tell you guys what - throw a few suggestions for characters to go on this lineup, seen here...

>>11835731

And I'll see what I can do. A wizard, a thief, an evil army general/king/whatthefuckever, keep it vague if you choose to play ball, something like "shy thief"
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>>11835894
>fridge with automated ice dispenser
Same here.
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>>11835890

Ooh, ooh! I wanna draw!

i hope I get something good
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>>11835892
I'm sorry, futa taurbeasts are explicitly forbidden on my profile

>>11835890
I can live with this
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Should I not do push ups if I'm 300lbs?
Is it bad for my back?
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>>11835903
will there be dragons and monster girls in it
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>>11835917
You drew: a lewd princess!
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The ending where you blow everything up and sink it into the ocean is canon.
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>>11835913
I like where this is going.
Not sure if Freya or not. All I know is Whitney and Freya are my favorite villagers.
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>>11835917
>Thanks for playing in the MLPG lottery.
Where can I play it?
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>>11835903

>throw a few suggestions

A knight.

I like knights. And Armour. Draw a fully armoured guy.

I don't care if he's a force of evil or good. Just put a knight in.
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>>11835928

here, do what you can and move up until you struggle

also push-ups don't work your back, so they should be fine if you can do them
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>>11835930

Of course not. I'm sick of the same old dragons and monster-people bullshit. If I'm doing something like a fantasy comic, it's going to be quite different from the rest.
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>>11835935
rubyquest was just a delusion anon
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>>11835934

YES
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>>11835950
how the fuck can you have wizards with no monsters
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pony loves you
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>>11835913
>those thighs
>my town fruit is the pear
I like to imagine that they're all bottom-heavy
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>>11835950

>Of course not. I'm sick of the same old dragons and monster-people bullshit. If I'm doing something like a fantasy comic, it's going to be
quite different from the rest.

And from these words I can see your downfall. Like a prophecy laid out before my eyes.
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>>11835962
Life really is worth living.
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>>11835555
>Transitioning into night

I guess she... tucks kids into bed?
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>>11835956
Now that you've won a fetish monster, what are you going to do?
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>>11835913

All I can hear is AC gibberish

>>11835944

Knight, gotcha. Not blowing up that image you attached, I'm not going to open myself to accusations of stealing from it.
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>>11835962
R-really?
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>>11835972
especially that pony you really like
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>>11835976
>Twilight tucking me into bed
o-oh gosh...
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>>11835965
why do i always find myself fapping to dogs or wolves when i visit mlpg
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>>11835972

But Jessy I'm afraid he loves you in a sinful way.
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>>11835934
what even is this
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>>11835997
graduate to alpacas
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>>11835988
Oh my gosh. I'd take her to the fair and get her cotton candy.
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Well, I guess GG will never do my request...
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Take care /v/ and /fit/ time to apples.
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>>11835960

I may not even put in wizards. Like maybe two or three out of the many people roaming around. They're magical, that lends itself to a lot of power, why does there need to be a billion walking around. Wizards are romanticized and have become the subject of stupid jokes and I don't want that connected to any character of the same type. And if I even do design a wizard, there's gonna be none of this point hat and robe business.

>>11835970

Why, because I'm not making any characters that pander to your fetishes? That's too bad.
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>>11835962
nobody can love me, my fetishes are too horrifying
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>>11835999
A very kind, gentle ruler who has carved out her own little hedonist utopia
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>>11835997
Shhh, just don't worry about it
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>>11835999
This freak's colorscheme:
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>>11836011

make better requests

or just be really annoying about it
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>>11836019
I have a fetish for fetishes.
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>>11836004
naw, alpaca penis is too creepy for me
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>>11835792
we've always known that ross can draw exceptionally because one night way back he shared his adventure time regular show art with us

the problem is that everyone's whose been aware of this has been shot down by retards telling us we were wrong
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>>11836026
He's not here to even see it, though.

Maybe later.
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>>11836027
EA pls
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>>11836010
she may tear off a little piece and tell you to "Open wiiiide~!"
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>>11836011
whats your request? we will tell you if its dumb or not (it most likely is)
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>>11836032

post it in the sub

did you even hear me say be annoying about it
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>>11836029
>the problem is that everyone's whose been aware of this has been shot down by retards telling us we were wrong
The problem is that he's a massive dickbag in here 90% of the time and pushes his fetish just to try and make us squirm
He's great when he actually does his own stuff
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>>11836011
>tfw someone took my request months ago but said it would take a while

I'm not sure if they're dead or still sleeping or what

I just want to know that some day I'll see that caramel selfcest orgy
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>>11836024
something something backyard
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>>11835942

you've just done. here's how it breaks down.

the third-to-last digit determines gender. 1-5 male, 6-0 female.

the second-to-last digit determines dominance/submissiveness, on a scale of 1-10, 10 being represented by 0.

the last digit determines species. 1 is griffon, 2 is reptilian, 3 is canine, 4 is avian, 5-6 are equine, 7 is feline, 8 is plant, 9 is elemental (rock, water, fire, air, etc.), and 0 is insectoid.

you only get to apply your specific fetishes to them if all the digits of your post number add up to an odd number. if odd, even, you must take what you get without any embellishment at all.

if these are at odds with previous results, that's because i couldn't be bothered.

from this moment on, you are all playing at all times. godspeed.
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>>11836019

butts are gross

people poop from there
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>>11836011

I knew it was a good idea to request this.
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>>11836055
these odds are terrible
only 1/5 chance of pony?
fuck that, it should be like 4/5
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>>11836038
I just wanted to see some cute nonsexual zebra twin colts. I was thinking maybe the both of them sharing a bed and cuddling the same stuffed animal.

You're going to call it stupid now, right?
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>>11836055

rolling without shame
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>>11836037
I wouldn't mind sharing sweets with best pink bouncy horse.
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>>11836060
>you will never make Rose blush furiously
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>>11836071

there's more than just ponies in the world, you jabroni. and it's a raffle. you have a SMALL chance of winning. that's the POINT.
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>>11836059

oh my gosh that's adorable
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>11836017

>Why, because I'm not making any characters that pander to your fetishes? That's too bad.

Oh not that. Sorry I wasn't really following the conversation until your remark about departing from the 'typical stuff'.

Just remain wary Ross. I see too many people setting out with the mindset of blowing everyone away with their new, fresh idea, and then just failing horribly, either by their idea not being as fresh as they think (and getting defensive about it), or just being a shit idea regardless whereupon they go full damage control again and blame people's tastes.
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>>11836080
Would you mind sharing with all of pink bouncy horses?
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>>11836055
I'll just take your digits, they are quite nice.
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>>11836055

oh. whoops. 10 is the most dominant, 1 is the most submissive.
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>>11836060
ha deleted

i knew you beefed it hard forgetting the F
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>>11836075

>dominant female pony without my fetishes

meh
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>>11836073
its not stupid just pretty boring and uninteresting
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>>11836080
would you also take her on all the rides?
even the really scary ones?
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>>11836022
>you will never cuddle Cassus lovingly
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>>11836054
[spanish exclamation]~
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>>11836107
d-don't laugh at me!!
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All you artists here as of now.

Work on your scenery.

Now.
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>>11836096
>more than one pink bouncy horse
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>>11836131
What scenery?
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>>11836125
[rimming intensifies]
>>
I LOVE YOU MLPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>11836131

I really do need more posters around here

thanks for reminding me anon, I'm gonna order some now
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>>11836090
I don't recall seeing reptilians, avians (aside from griffons), felines or elementals in the show

I'll take my dominant griffon lover this time, but you need to tweak your chart to fit the setting
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>>11836131
no
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>>11836125

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LORDY

MOO-CHOW CALLY-ENTY, BABY

SOMEBODY STOP ME
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>>11836141

A gloomy swamp with little fireflies and luminescent fungi.
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>>11836157
REDIV LIFT UP THAT SKIRT AND POST PICTURE
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>>11836152

I'll trade your dominant griffon lover for my dominant pony lover
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>>11836131
But my ass hurts too much.
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>>11836157

Why not?

What are ya chicken?
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>>11836168

that looks like a good place to cuddle with pone
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>>11836162

i knew pulling these years ago would come in handy eventually.
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>>11836168

Then draw a comfy pillow on that grass for you to rest your butt on.
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>>11836165
I don't think she would appreciate that and I don't think your pony would appreciate the offer either
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>>11836157
red, I think you were Ramona Flowers in a past (alternate universe) life.
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>>11836202

but I don't want my pony lover
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>>11836165

this isn't fucking Pokemon, jabroni. each raffle prize is ID-coded.
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>>11836132
Pinkie x Palette OTP
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>>11836207
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>>11836208

aw rats
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>accidental clicking takes me to the front page of /mlp/
>my eyes get a quick glance at a post your favorite pony thread
>its all OCs down the line i have never even heard of

holy shit
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>Talking NMM
>Shadowbolt RD
AW SHIT NIGGA THOSE LOOK AWESOME
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>>11836212
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>>11836222

>I'M A NIGHTMARE MONSTER DO YOU WANT TO BE A NIGHTMARE MONSTER TOO?
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>>11836232
Her wings will be prettier
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>>11836193
k
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>>11836222
what?
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>>11836216
The numeric transmission five-one-seven-four was received repeatedly, without interruption, for eight hundred days.

It stopped, suddenly, on the eight hundred and first.

And that's when the destruction began.
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>>11836168
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>>11836216
>never heard of Wheely Bopper
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>>11836245

draw a butt on the pillow
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>>11836247
TALKING NMM
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>>11836263
woah
neat
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>>11836222
>extremely vague post forcing people to ask what you are talk about

fuck off, you are one of those reply addicts arnt you who will do anything for replies
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>>11836247
AND SHADOWBOLT DASH
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>try listening to Arcade Fire
>literally fall asleep

how the fuck do people listen to this
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>>11836270
>>>/anywhere else/
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>>11836267
but you're also fishing for replies
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>>11836267
You could check EqD or DHN
The only reason I didn't post everything is because the news seemed old and I though you faggots already talked about it
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>>11836275

>>>/you first faggot/
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>>11836209
Damn this is old.
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>>11836051
>pushes his fetish just to try and make us squirm

which is just bad art. no one's torn SB's head off despite his disgusting art. no one's attacked LK for his terrible fetish.
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>>11836283
unless you're trying to tell me this guy's name is Arcade Fire and you're bored listening to him talk about his vidya games, I would appreciate if you would try to keep it pony in the future
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>>11836290
Lots of people told SB that him constantly forcing his fetish into every piece of art is annoying and LK doesn't really post that stuff here.
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>>11836285
you should do something new with those two
like Pinkie feeding Palette a little wad of cotton candy
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>>11836299

Oh, I didn't realize you're one of those faggots that considers anything pony related as long as it's got a pony picture with it.

Here you go, fag.
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>>11836290
Because LK doesn't post it here and whenever he draws something that isn't pony related he also doesn't post it here like Ross?
And a lot of people complain about SB and his fetish
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>>11836299
>NOTHING BUT PONY
>EVER

ponychan is that way, pal
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>>11836315
no, I consider things pony related when they're actually talking about ponies

I don't just wander in to the thread and start personal blogging because I'm not fucking retarded
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>>11836290
>which is just bad art.
It's the same quality as the rest of his stuff
It's just fat and with the intent to make us mad
>no one's torn SB's head off despite his disgusting art. no one's attacked LK for his terrible fetish.
People have got mad at SB before but LK doesn't force it here
That's the key word: force
LK keeps it away and is courteous and doesn't make us look at it
Ross posts it here multiple times to get reactions
There is also the fact that LK is nice and Ross is an ass
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>>11836262
k
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>>11836308
>Lots of people told SB that him constantly forcing his fetish into every piece of art is annoying

It still gets posted. It still was posted. Didn't someone post his fat oc earlier? It's not like people reblog ross's stuff. We practically have less reason to hate him

LK is a pretty ok guy
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>>11836330

No, you just wander into the thread and start bitching and backseat moderationg because you're fucking retarded.

you forgot to post pony, fella
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>>11836339
>It still gets posted. It still was posted.
A lot of times its SB reposting his own stuff.
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>>11836342
sorry, I'll just stay quiet and start reporting next time
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>>11836359

Thank you.

Next time you should also bitch at the people talking about contributors instead of pony.

and please post pony, I don't want to have to report you.
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>>11836334

But where are the apples?
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>>11836290
This is funny because LK literally just made a voice post about something like that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06wjn3YPI3v
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>>11836312
They've kinda done that too.
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>>11836334

that's fuckin' deep, man
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>>11836270
>listening to shitty music
>complaining about shitty music in mlpg

why
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>>11836378
Could you draw something cute with Sweetie? Like Sapphire Shores singing with her
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>>11836396
I'm unable to draw for a while, unfortunately. I'm about to head to bed and I've still got prints to finish. I'm sorry!
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>>11836410
Oh no problem. Good night then.
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>>11836371
Oh there they are.
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>>11836393

>listening to shitty music
I didn't know any better

>complaining about shitty music in MLPG
because you guys are cool and I want to talk about music here

and /mu/'s almost as dumb as this guy >>11836299
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>>11836410
>I'm unable to draw for a while

what a weird reason to reveal yourself

good luck at bronycon, jessy
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>>11836421

needs more butts
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hey look
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someone draw Gilda wearing an American flag bikini, holding a big gun and a burger.
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>>11836437
would be better as a male lizard
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>>11836378
oh...
uh...a sleepy Pinkie resting her head on Palette's shoulder?
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>>11836373
>how do you not make a big deal out of drawing porn?
What kind of question is that? Shouldn't that be obvious?
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>>11836437
>that frank face at the end
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>>11836437
that's sweet and all but that lady is going to die on that mountain. he could have at least undone the chains
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>>11836437

i don't get it anymore
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>>11836437
Is that the guy who drew the original?
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>>11836437
>not killing the dragon for experience
>not saving the damsel for the quest experience
>not killing the damsel if she's annoying for experience
Faggot
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>>11836426
Thank you! I'll try my best.

>>11836451
I'll add it to the list and hopefully I can get to it after the convention. Nighty night, guys!
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>>11836463

>not immediately killing the damsel after returning her

pfft
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>>11836437
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLSOcKHK3Fc
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>>11836452
>Shouldn't that be obvious?
You would think so, but not a lot of people have common sense
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>>11836282
>You could check EqD or DHN

once again, fuck off
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>>11836463

>not having a DM who awards role-playing XP
>not having a DM who won't give you any XP for trying to be an XP whore
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>>11836460
Not only is it the same guy but he's also drawn ponies. Like this one.
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>>11836474
But it's really just like... don't make a big deal out of it. You could post it without saying anything about it.
A bunch of people will probably go like "woah, I didnt know you draw porn", you don't respond to them, no one will care anymore the next time you do.
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>>11836432
k
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>>11836470
we know it's possible to make a mint through youtube, so why isn't anyone doing a deadpan reading of popular my little pony clopfics

paired with an artist for the occassional stills, you'd be rolling in the brony bucks
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>>11836502
this is becoming quite the art piece
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>>11836502
Now add a Flutterbutt
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>>11836490
I can only repeat myself
Some people are really fucking stupid about things
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>>11835913
sauce?

i apparently can't find this through google
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ded
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>>11836517
k
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>>11836440

this would be pretty spectacular
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>>11836583
YES
FINALLY A DRAWING I CAN NAME
WORST BUTTS IN THE SHOW EVER
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>>11836583

now draw a picnic blanket

and a tree
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>>11836593

>liking pinkie, rarity, and twilight over Fluttershy, Applejack, and Dash

holy shit, Terse? I missed you!
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>>11836583
it's like an album cover to some indie band

mlp general, butts
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>>11836601
>Implying Rarity hasn't the best ass
>Implying that Pinkie's ass wouldn't be glorious
>implying that Twilight's ass isn't better than the other three
I'm sorry anon but I'm afraid you are Terse, not me.
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>>11836617
>Implying Rarity hasn't the best ass

You and me.

We niggas.
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>>11836603
We are connoisseurs of fine posteriors.
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>>11836617

>Rarity and Twilight
>two ponies who get zero exercise
>Great asses
Yeah, nah.

Plus Pinkie's ass would be fat as shit, and don't you give me that "but she jumps a bunch!" shit, jumping is terrible exercise
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>>11836593
>>11836601
>>11836617
>>11836621
ALL OF THEM ARE IDENTICAL
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>>11836636

just leave, brony
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>>11836636
Twilight's is a little bigger now that she's a princess
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>>11836636

Some of them are more identical than others.

Wait that came out wrong...
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>>11836631
>There is a bodytype in the show for chubby ponies
>Pinkie doesn't have it
THERE GOES YOUR ARGUMENT YOU FUCKER
>Rarity
>Not doing exercise
>when she knows Kung Fu
>Twilight i able to lift a boulder a few times her size
>no exercise
GET FUCKED ANON
MAYBE THAT WAY YOU'D GET SOME TASTE IN BUTTS
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>>11836641
and it's going to keep getting bigger...
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>>11836655
Applejack would probably have the best one. All the others can fight for second place.
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>>11836655

>kung-fu
>boulder lifting
>exercises that work your ass
are you even trying

and my argument isn't gone just because the show doesn't show it. a diet of cake and candy isn't offset by jumping
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>>11836644
rarity has the canon fartiest ass no one can deny
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>>11836682

That's not fair. She's just the only pony known to have actually farted one time.
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>>11836681
Yes it does.
There is a chubby pony body in the show for chubby ponies
Pinkie doesn't have it
Therefore Pinkie doesn't have a chubby ass
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>>11836681
>implying jumping is the only exercise pakky does

Do you have any idea how many calories it takes to break the fourth wall?
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>your drunken stallion roommate will never molest you on the couch
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>>11836692

if you were to touch Pinkie's ass, your reality conflicting with hers would make her ass fat

deal w/ it
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>>11836588
"FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKERS."
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>>11836595
k
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i don't draw like this anymore..
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>>11836710
No I won't
I'll just deal with the fact that you have shit taste in pony asses and wouldn't know a good ass if it hit you in the face
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>>11836718
That tree needs a hat and sun dress
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>>11836708
Right. He'd be too scared to.

What with all the times I would have already raped him before that.
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>>11836721
>a pony ass will never hit you in the face
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>>11836721

I'll admit that Pinkie's ass is alright as long as you don't touch it

but Rarity and Twilight would have zero ass and I'm sorry that you aren't good enough at ass-judging to determine that
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>>11836203
whys that?
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>>11836719
that's too bad. apple's style is rad
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>>11836718
I think Zecora needs some R&R too. Draw her ears somewhere in this picture.
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>>11836729
i touched a pony ass once and it was hard and awful.

i am just going to continue pretending all the ponies on the show have human asses
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>>11836742

>an ass that jiggly

ew
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>>11836742
Anon, don't talk about real and disgusting horses here.
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>>11836737
Because some loser is going to murder 7 people for you one day.
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>>11836752
Hi, Anon
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>>11836742
I prefer women having toned asses over fat asses.
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>watching a tv series that starts out good
>as you go down the episode list the quality declines but you cant stop watching
>the next season of the show is so terrible all you can do is complain about it but still you continue to watch each new episode

goddamn i just realize this is happening with a few different shows for me right now

including mlp
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>>11836777
>cause of death

wait, what
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Are zebras for sexual?
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>>11836791
if you're into that sort of thing, yeah
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>>11836777
That happened to me with Doctor Who

But then I stopped watching it.

Fuck it's awful.
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>>11836777

I thought some of the episodes in S3 were really good even for the whole run
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>>11836791
With other zebras, sure. I hope your not suggesting anything between ponies and zebras.
>>
I think we can all agree that MLP seasons are ranked 2>1>3
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>>11836801
Some of them were really good, but as a whole it had more uninteresting episodes than other seasons.
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>>11836805
>not wanting zebra to zebra pony
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>>11836801
>really good
>amazing

i have started to hate these words since they are so overused by sethisto and bronies
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>>11836812
Zebras should stick to their own kind.
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>>11836801
>I thought some of the episodes in S3 were really good

I can only barely remember season 3: I know there's the scootaloo can't sleep episode that was made slightly worse by the shoehorning in of luna.

Other episodes, other episodes, hmm... There was the awful Crystal Palace two parter. Oh and then they went back there again later. Spike at your Service, and Spike and the pets. What am I ate? Six episodes? Hmm
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>>11836810
I disagree with you but I respect your opinion
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>>11836807
For me it's 1=2 > 3
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>>11836822
Why?

Afraid your pony will prefer being zebra'd?
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>>11836724
>>11836741
k
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>>11836807
2>1=3
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>>11836823
The time travel episode. Twilight becoming a princess. That's eight!
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>>11836827
Because they're a dirty, inferior species.
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>>11836812
>Not racemixing
Don't be a racist, goy. Embrace the multiculturalism for only 39.999 sheke- dollars.
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>>11836822
why did they have to make zebras the black people of the universe

and living in mud huts in the forest practicing voodoo and speaking in zimbabwe
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>>11836833
>The time travel episode
Wasn't Timecop a season 2 episode?
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>>11836828
How have those apples not burst into flames yet?
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>>11836842
It doesn't make any sense at all
everyone knows the unicorns are the black ones
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>>11836740
that doesn't look like apple at all
im not even good
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>>11836846
>Wasn't Timecop a season 2 episode

Fuck. Ok, Wonderbolt Academy is eight then. Rarity didn't get her own episode, but everyone else did, right? Cranky Donkey, right? That's nine
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>>11836842
Zebras aren't the black people of the universe, they are zebras.
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>>11836836
But what if pony likes it dirty?
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>>11836863
>Cranky Donkey, right?
Season 2
>>
my ass hurts
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>>11836869
Then pony will be cleansed with the rest of the zebra trash.
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>>11836863
Cranky Donkey was fucking s2 as well.
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>>11836737

you're fickle. and you're also a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE SLUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>11836877
Human, please calm down
we're willing to tolerate your presence but if you start threatening others we're going to have to ask you to leave
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>>11836851
I don't know, you tell me.

>>11836875
My condolences
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>>11836771
We toned now.
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>>11836891
#BEEF
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>>11836891
So where are the floating unicorn horns?
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>>11836863
Crystal 1
Crystal 2
Too much ponk
Sleepless
Apples
Magic Duel
Wonderbolts Academy
Games Ponies Play
Shit spike episode
Good spike episode
KCaFO aka fluttershy-discord episode
MMC
There's one more somewhere
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>>11836880
fuck season three
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>>11836799

it's okay now. John Hurt is going to be the Doctor, even if it's just temporary. that's going to put off all the GAMR GRRLs who only watch it because they think the Doctor's hot, and it'll belong to people who actually want to watch the damn show again.

once that happens, it'll come good again.
>>
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
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>>11836907
Oh right, babs seed
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>>11836918
Only girth wise.
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>>11836918
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>>11836918
I'M A MAN AND A HALF
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>>11836918
FOR YOU
No, seriously.
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>>11836887
You're gonna ask me to what?
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>>11836907
you're way better at this than i am

wow a lot of those episodes were pretty bluh. ok at best
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>>11836916
heh

no

Moffat is still alive. Doctor Who will never be safe.
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>>11836935

at least Moffat is better than Slott. at least Doctor Who is better than Spider-Man.
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>>11836931
About 4-5 of there weren't really good, which is a lot compared to other seasons which had about the same amount of meh episodes but for twice as many episodes.
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>>11836905
Over there
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>>11836954
>there
them
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>>11836954
The only episodes I disliked in S3 was Apple Reunion

All the otheres were at least good in my opinion. Even Spike. I mean besides Spike being a retard at some things (some make sense the others no) it had incredible interaction between the the characters and that Timber wolf part was fucking hilarious.
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>>11836964
FUCK
I need to stop posting in other places on 4chan bacause I can never fucking remember to put this thing back on
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>tfw need a haircut
>tfw no time to get a haircut
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>>11836981
what kind of awful bush is that in the background
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>>11836981
Good thing you added that arrow
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>>11836968
>you will never grind Rarity through a her silk dress while she's got no panties on
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>>11836961
Shouldn't the horns have wings?
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>>11836954
a lot of them are flawed in really weird ways. i know a lot of people here like the characters in the games episode, but anything Crystal Empire can be written right the fuck off. The finale is crushing in that it was actually a great idea that was never allowed to develop, and rushed through. Fluttershy and Discord, good or bad, was stupid. Pinkie's episode had the entire cast acting out of character to service the plot. Magic Duel is the worst offender of the ponies no longer acting like ponies. Bluh bluh bluh
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>>11836968

thank God she didn't stay a human. she would've had a "DADDY'S GIRL" tattoo over her ass inside two years.
>>
Just think about those mares who racemix with zebras... their ancestries so removed across untold millennia of separate breeding circles that all comes crashing down as the zebra stallion presses his heavy balls against her ass and fills her with the wild, savage spirit of her most ancient ancestors.
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>>11836996
Don't write anything ever again
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>>11836981
>they never scored
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>>11837006
from now on your posts can only be sounds
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>>11836996
>against her ass
>missionary
>ponies

IMMERSION LOST
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What's the word /a/ uses to describe the girl archetype that kills to eliminate any competition to get what she wants?
Some deviation of chingchong-dere.
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>>11836996
I know what you were going for, but fuck if you didn't miss the mark.
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>>11836995
>not a butterfly on her ankle
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>>11837015
Yandere I think?
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>>11836989
They should, but they're too cool for that.
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>>11837025
that game was alright but the intro song was fucking great
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>>11837008
someone shoop pls
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>>11837018

>diamonds up her side
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>>11837015
Yandere.

>eliminate any competition to get what she wants
Well, the term specifically applies to love, ie. a girl who would kill someone for a Tim-tam is not yandere.
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>>11837025
not zany enough
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>>11837015
>chingchong-dere
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>>11837026
these otherwise still images really unsettle me for some reason
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>>11837038

>tim-tam

fuck you for making me google something
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>>11837041

>just girly things
>when boys do

I knew this shit was dumb, but what?
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>>11837026
This .gif makes me uncomfortable.
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>>11836950
Of course, it isn't shoved past your sister's cervix.
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>>11837045
>not knowing what tim-tams are

How have you not killed yourself yet?
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>>11837043

i wish i had the Jeff Hardy one.
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>>11837040
Perhaps this nice flower will sway your opinion.
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>>11837043
they're called cinemagraphs and I think that's the point
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>>11837051
It only has pictures of girly boys
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>>11837061
Don't worry, it's not invisible
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>>11837061
no dice
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>>11837064
OH SHIT!

2ZANY
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>>11837057
>Expecting people to know Australian food
I bet you people put Vegemite on them.
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>>11837071
I bet you think we drink Foster's.
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>>11837057

>implying you didn't specify tim-tam just to start this

I'm onto you, you goddamn descendant of British criminals
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>>11837045
>>11837071
I actually didn't know they were Australian.

Why is Australia best country?
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>>11837076
Imagine if America made a new Australia and populated it with American convicts.
Imagine what their English would sound like in a few generations.
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>>11837076

>living on prison continents by choice

COME TO AUSTRALIA, IT'S NICE
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>>11837081
>Convicts
>Abbos
>Seasons during the wrong time
>Best
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full ded
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>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tam#Tim_Tam_Slam
>mfw Americans do the Tim Tam slam with Twix
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>>11837102
Australia killed the thread.
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>>11837102

blame australia
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>>11837108

not surprising, it fucking kills everything else that goes there
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>>11837107

I have never once heard of someone drinking a hot drink with a fucking chocolate bar

maybe it's because we're not retarded
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>>11837107
>A Twix is much longer
>Australians cannot produce enough suction to do it with a real candy
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Just a reminder that your countries dont have shit on the Stroopwafel
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>>11837115
They're biscuits, you faggot.

Or, I suppose 'cookies'
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>>11837121
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>>11837127

drinking something with a cookie is even more dumb

I'm imagining a guy doing it and I'm just giggling because seriously, what the shit
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>>11837123

The fuck is that even filled with? Some kind of apple or butterscotch?
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>>11837127
>Wafer-like substance covered in chocolate
That's a candy bar.
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>>11837137
love.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDU6q_dG0s&list=FLkQfs2qGVla3f3dD2stcH1g&index=13
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>>11837134
I'm American and even I think you're stupid for thinking it's retarded
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>>11837139
Chocolate biscuits != candy, though I don't expect you Americans to understand.
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is there a pack of Equestia related location pictures for Zafehouse?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
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>>11837151

Well I couldn't give less of a shit, because drinking something with a cookie is pretty retarded
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>>11837156
>Not knowing how to type a ≠
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>>11837164
What are earth are you saying? Shortbread cookies, biscotti, both are great with coffee or hot chocolate.
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>>11837143
they said the same about these too
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>>11837173

No, you idiot, not with a cookie

I mean literally WITH a cookie

>>11837107
gosh
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>>11837173
Yeah, but that doesnt mean you should endeavor to suck one through the other.

>Jam goes good with toast
>Better try to suck my jam through a piece of toast
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>>11837176
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>>11837164
you have to be pretty uncultured to look like a fucking pleb next to an Australian.
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>>11837180

Some nignog is going to try this, just you wait.
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>>11837175
>all these bottles with piss
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>>11837191
>Piss
Yeah anon. Piss.
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>>11837191
>piss

Nope
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>>11837178
Shit. I don't understand Australians either then.
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>>11837186
>you will never put your dick in Rarity's frozen corpse
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>>11837188

>uncultured
>because I think drinking liquid through a cookie is dumb

tell me more
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>>11837191
>Piss
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>>11837180
>>Better try to suck my jam through a piece of toast
Fucking brilliant.
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Morons.

Tim tams are good for drinking through because the center is very soft and creamy and after a quick suck disolves into a chocolatey cream that melts into the coffee and lets you drink through it like a straw that makes the biscuit all gooey and nice.
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>>11837209
I'll stick to drinking Dr Pepper through a red vine, thank you very much
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>>11837217
>Drinking Dr. Pepper
>Under any circumstances
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>>11837217

>Dr Pepper

Fucking disgusting.
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>>11837209

OI MATEY WATCH OUT

HERE COMES THE TIM TAM SLAAAM

>the people watching like it's an event
I'm losing my shit over here, you have no idea
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>>11837221
>>11837222
yeah well forget you guys
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>>11837217
>drinking sugar through sugar

This is why Americans will never understand anything. Everything around them is made of either processed corn starch and/or plastic.
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Tim tams a shit.

Jam lamingtons are where it's at.
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>>11837228
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>>11837217

I like Dr. Pepper too

though Mountain Dew is the only liquid that can go through MY red vines
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>>11837234

>drinking sugar through sugar
>americans

are you fucking stupid? >>11837209
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>>11837237
>Wish I was at home drinking coffee with my mouth like a normal person
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>>11837234

woah there dingofucker, calm yourself
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I heard someone was complaining about something I drew or whatever.
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>>11837234
>Knocking Americans for drinking soda through a candy, while advocating drinking coffee through a cookie as culture
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>>11837247
draw Rumble performing a tim tam slam
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>They havent discovered the greatest canned drink on the planet
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>>11837253
Sexually.
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>>11837254

you posted the wrong image
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>>11837258
>That swill
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>>11837257

How do you sexually a tim tam slam? Unless you Use the chocolatey biscuit as a straw to slurp up a cup full of his viscous horse semen.
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>your waifu will never timtam slam with you
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>>11837259

the swill is over here >>11837254, anon

please develop a taste for the superior citrus
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>>11837262
The Tim-Tam is not really a Tim-Tam
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>>11837265

so you suck hot coffee through a severed cock?
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>>11837231
>Bob

the world's most boring drink
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>>11837268
what if instead of severing it it was magically detached
and the stallion was watching this happen while feeling everything
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>>11837271

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10d1Z9woNqg
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Are there any ponies online right now?
How does it feel to be a quadruped?
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>>11837276

I'm on board, but only because detachable bodyparts is hot
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>>11837278
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10d1Z9woNqg

I have been schooled
>>
YOU GET A PONY
Her name is Bob
SHE LOOKS LIKE YOUR WAIFU
She acts like your least favorite pony
SHE LOVES YOU
She doesn't want to fuck you
SHE GIVES YOU HUGS
And accidentally punches you in the face every time
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>>11837296
god damn it, bob
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>>11837296
but anon
I don't have a waifu or a least favorite
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>>11837296
That's acceptable.
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>>11837296

>Bob looks like Fluttershy, acts like Pinkie, is fine with 3rd base, and punches me in the face a bunch

I'm okay with this
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>>11837304

He said least favourite pony with no other modifiers anon. That means she acts like Snips.
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whoa look procaster
streaming MELEE
/mlpkwa

where's the new horse
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>bob
what the actual fuck
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>>11837309

actually that means she acts like Octavia

which I guess means she just stands around in the background
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>>11837313
What's the mater Bob?
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>>11837283
Imagine if your torso was built horizontally and you had legs instead of regular arms.
Imagine all of your bones in your hands were gone and you were left with hooves.

Proportionally shorter and had a longer neck.

Well that's at least what I experienced in my pony dream.
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>>11837296
>bob looks like celestia, acts like pinkie and punches me in the face every time I see her
... maybe I can at least touch her wings
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>>11837352

>likes celestia
>doesn't like pinkie

anon you're my nigga
>>
New Horse:

>>11837375
>>11837375
>>11837375
>>11837375


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