Old thread: >>11795850Topic: Suppose a pony were to discover energy drinks. What would happen?Alternatively, post your waifu.
Most annoying pony general.
They would have crazy sex everydayMy waifu is Rainbow Dash
Have this EXTREMELY HIGH QUALITY comic I made in 20 minutes of the newest OC
POST WAIFUS YOU SAY
>>11799507And then she got shipped.
>>11799471I'm always down for posting more sunbutt
>>11799471No one is cuter than my waifu!
i dont have a waifu because I'm not a penis guzzling fairy
>>11799527you may suffocate little shitter
>>11799507>the shut in filly buys a large unflared Chance>she only wants the box it came in>the parents are worried
>AJ's the only one scrunchingNice touch
>Alternatively, post your waifu.ok
>>11799538see something you like?
>>11799579there's so much I like I don't know where to begin
Enjoy the rest because tomorrow is another day,not just any day but it is a day,it will get here,there is no question. And the important thing to remember is that this simulation is a good one. It's believable, it's tactile. You can reach out things are solid. You can move objects from one area to another. You can feel your body. You can say, "I'd like to go over to this location," and you can move this mass of molecules through the air over to another location at will. That's something you live inside of every day.
>>11799579Celestia is wonderful pony.>>11799597Her nice mane and her face, for starters. Can you imagine her lovely voice?
>>11799579That's one fine butt.
>>11799611I want to rub my face on that mane. It's just so...wavy.
>>11799611one of the few ponies that can look both cute and unf at the same time.
>>11799579>>11799611i wanna rub that dock
>>11799636In addition to all the other ponies.
>mfw I can't post gifs I made because of duplicate file errorsI feel like I've actually done something good for the board.
>>11799643Good morning fake applehorse.
>>11799637Am I doing too much with this image?
>celestiafags spamming the thread
>>11799661>If I don't like it, it's spam
>>11799661You don't have to be a Celestiafag to appreciate the beauty of the sun, Anonymous
>>11799654oh god that tail dock... dat sunbutt... dat everything...I think... I think I need a moment
>>11799649I know that feel SO WELL bro.
In real life I'm just a miserable failure, but here I'm a miserable failure with friends.
>>11799682Or Celestia, for that matter.
japone in 1 hour 20 minutes
>>11799698Of course. She is the Princess of the Sun, after all.
>>11799708actually she is the princess of equestria
>>11799683What if you are in this position?
>>11799726actually she is a princess of equestria
The next session of Celestia Quest can't come soon enough.
>>11799507>that last panelpraising the sun.exe
>>11799714haha dooks needs to hear this
>>11799683Would it make any different if its a different Alicorn?
>>11799736How is that, by the way?I've heard it's pretty good
>>11799727I would cuddle that so hard and never leave.
>>11799746wait for a few months until she was in much better shape to make a move? probably
>>11799713Sunbutt actually hates her fans and thinks they're creepy
>>11799746Too much ass for me.
>>11799679but i know you likes it~~
>>11799746Get on my knees and kiss her belly? Yes.
Luna > Celestia
>>11799507i did not know i could be sad and happy at the same time
>>11799766iis this post fucking real
>>11799746Harder than steel itself.God I want to bone Apple's gals so bad it hurts
>>11799758Came in expecting a waifu quest, got something completely different. In a good way. It's got active, tense parts and slower, more calm parts.
>>11799712I really need to draw these in some suggestive pose, cocks touching
WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE LAME PONESLETS GET TO BEST PON ALREADY
>>11799793I would love you forever.
>>11799766Well fuck her too, then.We'll just have to bring DEMOCRACY to her country.
>>11799793I want to draw them too. I don't know how I would though. Most poses/positions I've seen with them so far have been fairly boring. Do either of them bottom?
>>11799746Jesus christ yesYes I would
>>11799680>if i like it, it's not spamIt's r7f12 tier memeshitspouting
>>11799757That's a really good picture, but I just can't Cadence.
>>11799761>>11799763Even if its the hot summer and Celestia took more than half the bed?
>>11799805SHUT UP RED
>>11799736>lunaquest 2: autistic boogaloo :autism harder: the great autismGo away, sentenal.
>>11799838noyou shut up
>>11799821They're both bi, and not exclusively incestuous. They like DP;ing ponies.Mti is slightly moe into mares, Mua slighlty more into stallions
>>11799785I agree, I'd like to see more of Luna next season, maybe an appearance like in SiP, or even an episode like LE. Hopefully well done and not just shoehorned in to pander to fans.
>>11799837I have air conditioning.Wait...why is she with me. There's 7 billion people, the fuck is going on.
>>11799837Nothing could keep me away. Celestia taking up most of the bed just makes her more adorable.
>>11799813>she burns all our puny "armies" with a single solar flare"Face the POWER of the SUN" - she says as she purifies homo sapiens from her lands.
>>11799861>slightly moeUGUUUUUMAYBE SENPAI WILL NOTICE MY COCK TODAY
>>11799861I can work with that. I wonder if they'd be competetive about who could take a cock better.
>>11799876>solar flareAre you fucking retarded? Congratulations, she just turned her own fucking planet into a cinder.
>>11799867You won a special lottery to have Celestia visit you for a day.>>11799870Well good for you. Remember she might like to hog the blanket too.
>>11799837why is she staring at that guy so hard
>>11799901The power of the princess of the sun has no bounds, especially oin her realm of influence. are you fucking dumb???she can just call down the purging flame that harms not the fairthfulwhen has the holyness worked differently
>>11799821Mua is more into stallions, maybe Mti bottoms as a favor, which would be returned later.
>>11799899I think they prefer giving it, though Mua might be more into receiving.
>>11799904I don't remember ever playing a lottery. You trying to cheat me.
>>11799837I wonder if there is a life size pillow of Celestia.
this is a bad thread
>>11799917Really? This is what you really think about me?
>>11799926Then she mistaken you for the winner. Just enjoy your time with sun pony while you can.
>>11799922But Mua PREFERS stallionsMeaning that he wants to get in there.
best celestia greentextprove me wrong
>>11799936Celestiafags are the masters of ruining threads.
>>11799876Democracy was developed because monarchy is imperfect. However, Celestia is perfect.Celestia's monarchy > Democracy > Human monarchyNot to discount Luna, though, and since Celestia welcomed her back and was happy, it should really beCelestia/Luna diarchy > Celestia's monarchy > Democracy > Human monarchy>>11799917>>11799901>implying She would be cruel to creatures who have done nothing to harm Her subjects>implying She would use lethal force unless against a true foeCelestia is Lawful Good
>>11799937Shut up you dumb shitposting lunafag. Go back to posting freud, retard. fuck off!@!!!!!!
>>11799904then I'll use her as a blanket.>>11799944>horesy sunbuttyes. this is the best possible sunbutt.
>>11799899Maybe you can just make 2 versions, seeing as how the differences are easy cosmetic changes.
>>11799921>>11799922That could be fun to mess around with. Maybe Mti fucking a mare while mua gets fucked by a stallion, with mua poking fun at the mare for having a hard time taking him.
>>11799953too bad they will never acknowledge it
>>11799921I like this.I would think he would "surprise" Mti, and then he would take the "punishment" from his brother
>>11799949Good thing I'm not that broken yet that I would feel tempted to buy one of those.
>>11799955>Celestia is Lawful Goodyes thats trueand humans are cahotic evil....
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2japanese suited for success in anout 1 hour, ladies and gentlemen
>>11799953>tfw I always try to contain my celestiafaggotry to a few comments per thread but still get accused of ruining whole threads
>>11799953No shitThat's why I stopped being a CelestiafagI feel like I'm to blame for recommending that old humanized Celestia fic. I'm pretty sure that's when they started to post much more often and derail threads.
>>11799995>english songNot sure if worth staying up.
>>11799955More like Absolute Good
>>11799986Feels good to be man, baby.
>>11799964Celestia would be a nice to hug when night time get a bit chilly. Who knows? She might embrace you with her wings as well.
Why not a good old fashioned blowjob competition? Loser bottoms.
>>11799953>>11800006>posting ponies ruins a pony thread
>>11799986>humans are cahotic evilDid you even read the Player's handbook? For like, any edition?>>11800009I like to think of her powers of Harmony as being Lawful in nature, because they're both antipodes to Chaos. I think we can all agree on Good something, though.
>>11800031winghugs are best hugs
>>11800035I love stuff like this. Uppity stuff, competition with consequences, etc.
>>11800003>tfw like Celestia>tfw celestiafags still ruin threads for me because they kill all other discussion
>>11800049This nigga gets it.
>>11800080c-celestia why are you getting so horny
Putting her on a pedestal and overestimating her like this depresses Celestia. She already hears enough of it every day from the court.
Tryin' to come up with a Bronycon posterWant to include something with the big guests in it so that it makes a good signature print too (Celestia, Zecora, spike/mayor mare, or maybe AKR/Larson), and something bronies will eat upany ideas
OH NOWHAT DID YOU SAY TO PONE
>>11800114Parties are for fags.
>>11800112WUB WUB WUB something Muffins
>>11800114That that gun is foil-wrapped chocolate.
>it may seem like any old drawing to you. but today, one day before my birthday, i actually met y first brony ever irl. i was garding at my grandmother’s house, it’s also an hotel. so i was keeping the house while she was away. during the time i was there, i draw some ponies too. but when the clients arrived, there was two kid. one 11 year old and one 5 years old. so i thought that them seeing my artwork wouldn’t be a big deal, so i kept my book open. the oldest approached and said that i was a really talented artist. i was really happy to hear that. then he said that his little brother likes horses so he may like them. so i went to the little guy, and guess it: he was a mlp fan. at the age of 4! that was realy epic. so we talked about the show for a good hour, none the less… then he said he had drawn twilight sparkle. well, it wasn,t bad but he was realy good for his age. so i had this idea. i asked him what was his favourite poney. he stopped for a moment, thinking of it, and said rarity. so i said let’S draw a pony together. i quickly drew the pony frame, and he coloured her mane and all the stuff. i was so happy by the end of the night to have seen that not only teenagers boy did like the show but that the yougers too liked it. not only did it revives my hope in humanity, but it really felt good to see a future brony in real life. that was the best night ever. as of today, because of that encounter, i am a public pony! :D
What if Celestia convinced the twins to be her personal playthings for the night?
>>11800036we could post bugs instead...
>>11800108I just want to feel her coat. And that mane.
You still watch that goat anime, son?
>>11800080>She embraces your with her wings, nuzzling her neck into yours>You hug her back, feeling her soft coat under your hands>You hold the hug for what seems like forever>When you try to break off, she pulls her wings—and you—in tighter>"Not yet... just a little longer."
>>11799714Oh my god, that airhorn and the fucking "Damn Son" sample.
>>11800070I wouldn't necessarily say that they kill all other discussion. It's not like they actively try to stifle any Celestia unrelated discussion that's going on right now.
>>11800108>tfw you will never be able to hug her when she feels distant from everyone else
>>11799967there should be a pony version of that one cap of that guy and a bunch of other people sitting around a TV with him saying "it feels like none of us have any friends"except with Marker and a bunch of anons
>>11800146FUCK YOU DAD ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS LAY IN BED AND WATCH PORN AND CATSYOU HAVE NO ROOM TO COMMENT
>>11800143Not sure if I want to touch a love sucking bug
>>11800175b-but then why did she?
>>11800095holy shit i remember making that pic. my crop skills were terrible.
>>11800149I am very okay with this.
>>11799714>the air horn
which ponies enjoy anal sex?which ponies don't enjoy anal sex?
>>11800208Its kind of sad that we might be seeing more cute things like these due to the account of Twilight being an Alicorn.
>>11800222All of themNone of them
>>11800143chrysallis is ugly and awful. the only reason she is allowed in my waifu harem is she has the ability to turn into a second rarity, who also has a dick.
>>11800224How is more cute things sad.
>>11800187B-because she had a spare chair! And extra punch! It's stupid to waste punch like that.Please don't leave.
Is arting really as difficult as it seems?
>>11800035>Why not a good old fashioned blowjob competition? Loser bottoms.Are they talking to me, or to each other?
>>11800242Sorry, I meant not, because now Twilight is more of a higher ranking than her old self.
>>11800222my waifu doesnt enjoy it because my penis is too large but she loves me so much she still lets me do it.
>>11800266I assume each other
>>11800251why not make it a Discord thread?
>>11800266Well, they're always up for a new challenge, but neither of them has lost to a third yet.
>>11800263It doesn't make a lot of sense to me, either, but I like it because it's interesting at the very least.Somebody should do something about how her friends would react to her suddenly NOT liking somebody, and in fact seemingly DISLIKING them.
>>11800296>pink text...P-Ponka? Flutters?
>>11800003It's not about you, or any other celestiafag in particular. It's about you as a group.
>>11800152Neither was Ikaspammer, by the logic of it.
>hide zebra threads>ignore zebra posts>do not reply to zebras
>>11800300I bet Rarity could beat them. Then they'd bottom and get fucking RAVAGED.
>>11800315You're not smart are you.
>>11800315WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE
>>11800321I actually had people messaging me on skype and telling me to stop turning the thread into shit when I wasn't even there
>>11800243I won't leave.
>>11800333Too bad we'll never see them actually interacting with other ponies aside from innuendo.
hyper pony dicks herehttp://www.livestream.com/twentys
>>11800296>book bedkekAnd are there any Flash/Twilight fapfics yet? Just wondering.
>>11800355Sounds like we need more Celestia.
>>11800347Judging from the slutty talk I'd say Rara, but...
>>11800364Na, I'm not smutanon.
>>11800391>SB immediately showed up>and left promptly
>>11800409>MLP ends with a new pony writing friendship reports to princess sparkle
>>11800435spaerk?If it is, I am sorry, man. I just like talking about Celestia. The cute part, not the other bullshit with her.
>>11800344>>11800341i-is it wrong if i think she looks cute like that?
>Sunny summer day>power flickers off and on>lose all of the work you were doingGoddamn shit fuck piss
japanese ponies in 40 minutes:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2
>>11800481>not having the UPSI learned that the hard way too.
Spoilers can't hide the fact that you are a humongous faggot
Guys I had a horrible dreamI dreamt that I wasn't a pony
>>11800409>lets take a joke from another show>and put ponies in it>hilarious!At least it works here.
>>11800491That's clearly boopuse
>>11800481Oh, don't mind the power, Curse.Just a small flare is all.
>>11800478considering it's not eqg style, no.
>>11800453He just left the chat. He's still watching
>>11800489I saved it right before I started doing my final linework. I have Mrs. Cake completely finalized. Shit fucked.
>>11800469It's okay, cute Celestia stuff is worth being shouted at.
>>11800478She was kawaii as fuck in EG, so no.
Would you a bubbly teenage Celestia?
>>11800491What a slut.
>>11800534your mom is a slut
>>11800532noI'd her sister though
>>11800548Hello, Fleur. Fancy meeting you here. Isn't it a lovely day?
>>11800541Funny, I did not know you are related to Rarity.
>>11800501Hail the Sun!You douche
>>11800391APPLEJACKS PENIS IS TOO LARGE
>>11800552Thats one gorgeous background
>>11800501what if celestia flared in you
>>11800585You'd burn to death.
>>11800597Penises aren't that hot.
>>11800597That seems unlikely.
JAPONE IN 30 MINUTEShttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2the weird japanese kids show is on
>>11800568I actually think that despite the obviously ridiculous size, he pulls of hyper very well.
I ordered tea from Britain an hour ago and already received shipping confirmation.What the fuck Britain? Shouldn't you be asleep?
>>11800603>>11800612Considering it's a literal solar flare...
>>11800581Your sister is prettier.
Which Fluttershy is the best pony?
stop putting your penises inside of butts
>>11800630Celestia's not a sun, she's a pony.
Did you know that exposure to the sun causes cancer? Don't be irresponsible.
>>11800614What is that show even about?
>>11800625This is his fifth hyper stream, he's done a lot of it
>>11800582>>11800649what if celestia tried to set you up with her sister
>>11800634my headcanon fs > comic fs > futashy > show fs > eqg fs
>>11800633Why don't you draw her being pretty?
>>11800651Yes.Literal.She is in control of the sun.
>>11800657who was that
>>11800657Yeah, I just like how he does it.
>>11800664Both me and Luna would create a black hole of spaghetti.Everything around us would be sucked into our awkwardness.
>>11800675>EG FS that low>show FS better than EG FS>Futashy in the list at all
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=120 minutes untill japan time
>>11800686https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-twentypercentcoolerShame about the name
>>11800682That's like saying that Fluttershy is literally butterflies or that Applejack is literally an apple.
I've been off pone since about April. Did I miss anything?
>>11800722EG was very awful, some con last weekend was uninteresting, read the Ponk comic and whatever other comic you missed.
Nightmare Moon > Luna > Celestia >>> Nightmare rarara
>>11800675>futashy above anythingYou're almost the worst
>>11800678Just draw her normally?>>11800715You know what you did.
>>11800736>EG was very awfulNo it wasn't.
>>11800653are you implying celestia is a cancer pony?
>>11800758Your opinions are shit.
>>11800722You missed EqG, shitposters and drama
>>11800736I liked EG. At worst it was a moderately below average episode of the show in terms of quality.
Who was it that was drawing zebras?
>>11800757Draw her ten times prettier than normal.
>>11800773That's even worse than >>11800758Did I miss the announcement that it was Terse time or what?
>>11800766Better than yours.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=120 minutes till japonies
Can someone do a role reversal here?You know, because Rarity is the better pony.
>>11800787I forgot to include the following in my post>At best it was the quality of an above average episode. It all equals out to a movie length experoence of pone.
>>11800805Rarity's not a princess yet
>>11800805>Rarity has edible footwear for no discernable reason>Relishes in kissing feetRararara confirmed for hoof fetish
>>11800791You like something that's horribly badly written and not well done in any other regard, congratulations on your refined taste.
>>11800805Holy fuck look at Rarity's cock sucking lips.
>>11800823But it wasn't bad.
>>11800813Fuck also forgot>Better than I feared, wrse than I hoped for
>>11800758Not awful, but still wasted potential
>>11800821would you let rarity lick your feet
>>11800849But it was. And this scene is one of the biggest examples.
>>11800783i'm workin on itBut trying to translate gg's style is tough so i'm trying to figure out how to do it best
>>11800862Depends on the context and how nicely she asks.
>>11800877I think your deviations from his style adds charm to the picture. A straight up copy of the style is far less interesting.
>>11800862No, I would lick her hooves all over, though
>>11800871Ponies hug in the regular show all the time, anon.
>all those posts about celestia and luna>none about cadance
>>11800877Ooh, I like this.What are you gonna draw them doing first?
>>11800786There is no way in the world that that could be possible.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=110 minutesget in here for japonies
>>11800887Of course I don't want to straight up copy it, but translating into 3D is a little tough. Any of the heads in particular look good?>>11800908i liked that blowjob competition thing
>>11800862If she could stand liking dirty, sweaty feet, sure.
>>11800904But she's a married mare!
>>11800904Nobody cares about second worst alicornworst is Twilight
>>11800904She can't be your waifu, she's already someone else's wife!
>>11800923>i liked that blowjob competition thingExplain. pls
>>11800932>worst is TwilightPUT YER DUKES UP
youtube.com/watch?v=ia4WP0wHcVgMLPG safari trip
>>11800929That's what makes her so much sexier.
>>11800932but she's so pretty anon.
>>11800877I think you're doing an incredible jobThey look more lively here than in my stuffThe only thing you seem to be trying to figure out with any difficulty is Mua's mane Their manes are almost the same, except imagine that Mti's is shifted backwards and Mua's is shifted forwards. Mti's mane goes down long in the back, while Mua's stops short on the neck. Meanwhile Mti's mane is short in the front (as you've drawn it here) and Mua's mane is longer. It's not that it's a pompadour or rounded on the front, I imagine it more like just falling to one side of his face, which is always the side away from the cameraBasically like Mti's but longer in the front
>>11800923>doing my suggestionYUS>>11800939You really need it explained to you?
>>11800849If someone actually bothered to list every single issue with EG, the list would have well over a hundred entries. There's this endless amount of issues that come to mind whenever I have to think about it, which I really don't like to do. The music was shit, the designs were shit, the backgrounds were all poorly done, every single decision about everything was bad, and the writing just tops all that by having more plot holes than all of the 3 seasons of the series put together and multiplied by ten, and the entirety of character interaction was just reused shit from earlier seasons of the show - it's a new universe so she can meet all her friends all over again who are all the same as their pony versions so we don't have to put any effort into it!>>11800902But nevermind all that, you haven't even watched it and are just shitposting about it, aren't you? That would explain why night threads uniformly agree that it was badly done and day threads suddenly are full of people who liked it.
>>11800877The five heads on the left all look pretty much perfect. A little odd or squat on the right but otherwise I'd say you're right on track.
>>11800932Nobody is such a nice person, even caring for Cadance
>>11800935You don't know very much about Equestrian law, do you?
>>11800961>That would explain why night threads uniformly agree that it was badly done and day threads suddenly are full of people who liked it.I've been in the night threads, doesn't seem that way to me. As somebody who has yet to see the movie, it seems to me as though it's actually pretty contentious as to whether or not it was good.
HIHIHI IN 5 MINS
>>11800961Being one of nightthread's regular bonercrafters, I thought it was better than most DVD-release cartoon movies. Not great, but okay.also would you a yard of slick, throbbing foalcock
>>11800992The song will be in english, there is no reason to watch japony anymore
>>11800961>it's a new universe so she can meet all her friends all over again who are all the same as their pony versions so we don't have to put any effort into it!And then when the series starts her human counterpart will move in from the city and get to meet all her friends all over again for the first time!
how are the pony levels todaywhich ponies are currently in heat
>>11800992>no stram linkbeefhttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2
>>11800993>3 feet>on a coltNo one ever wants cute little realistic coltcocks...
>>11800945>Gel-free semen volume averaged 75 to 120 ml/ejaculate. Gel volume ranged from 0 to 1100 ml/ejaculate.
>>11800954Aaaaah, I see it now. Thanks dude
>>11801028Well, EA has boner wizard copyrighted so I have to pick something in the public domain.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2hi hi hi is beginingget in
>>11801047>boner wizard>not whacker wizard
>>11800935lewd version where?
>>11800946but I can't have lewd thoughts about her without feeling guilty
>>11801021>>11801033>>11801072>2440ml coursing through your body>bloating things you didn't know could bloat
HI HI HI
>>11801118NO HIHIHIWE NEW OPENING NIGGAWE PAPYAYAYAY
WE PAPAYA NOW
NEW OPWHAT THE FUCK
NO HI HI HI
HAPPY HAPPY MAGICERU
>>11800990Almost every time it's brought up it's "it was bad but here's this one thing I liked" which is usually either the cafeteria song, Dash, or more recently Rarity. Almost because sometimes there's a shitposter who starts arguing about how it was awesome and we're bronies for not liking it, but that's rather obvious. Maybe I'm biased but I honestly don't remember many people there claiming to have found it good. Mind you good != liked it, there are some who liked it, that much I know.
I LOVE THIS NEW OPENINGIT'S PRETTY COOL
>>11801017inorite? shit sucks
Happy happy magiceru~
English song?pls no english song
someone link japan ponies again because my link wasnt working
>>11801189http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2it's all over the thread niggait does tend to not load though
>>11801180>>11801159place yer bets for ruckiest pony
>>11801180it isall the main songs will be
ENGLISH SONG FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
art of the dress confirmed for englishday ruined
>>11801193well that's shit thenwhere's a WORKING link
Japanese dub is shit, confirmed.
>english songLazy chinks
>>11801207You gotta refresh a lot, it won't work any better anywhere else. It's shit like that, and there's nothing specific that seems to be causing it.
worst episode 0/10kill me now
fuck you Japan
>>11801091Come on, anon, she wants it badly.Shining obviously isn't doing it for her, so why not show her what it's like to be with a real man?You wouldn't refuse the request of a princess would you?
>>11800946thats a really weird condom cadance
>>11801241>Cadance requests more femsombra seducing shining armor
>>11801251You don't have a heart shaped dick?
>>11801241No way in hell I stand a chance if a prime cut of beef like Shinning can't cut it.
They just cut the fucking song
>>11801241>me>a real manpfffft.
>>11801241>>11801305Just use your hands.She'll be squirting for YARDS.
>>11801304It got worse.If they're going to do this to our beloved series, they shouldn't even sell the toys in japan
>>11801241Well, I hope she doesn't blame me when I turn out to be even more inadequate....But damn if I wouldn't try my best.
>>11801241I've always liked the headcanon that cadence likes seeing how far she can get shining to go. She'd start with threesomes, introducing him to doing stuff with other stallions, eventually leading to him coming home just totally wrecked from night of getting pounded and jumping on him then.
>>11801325but anondoes that actually, REALLY work?
shit we dead
>>11801467We watchin japhorse
>>11801195CALLED IT NIGGAS
Rucky poni applewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
can't say i was impressed with lazy japs
It's too damn hot in here. Where the hell is AC pony?
>>11801543I'm keeping her all to myself.
>tfw no gf beta
>>11801543why don't you go swimming? It's a great way to cool down
>>11801543I can't even sleep it's so hot here, cuddles with a.c. pony would be so good right now.
>>11801504In my headcanon Applejack says "sugarcube" to make herself stop thinking about apples for half a second. It is her only solace.
what japoni episode is it today?
>>11801624You just missed it.
>>11801624>IsWas. Just ended.Suited for Success.
>>11801637i know i was just wondering which one it was, i couldn't have watched it if i wanted too anyways.
>>11801624"Japanese Dubbers are Lazy", dress edition
>>11801657another english song?
>>11801543I'm spreading my legs and she's blowing hard on my taint.
>>11801678Nailed it.I think they just like Pinkie better than any other pony, they've only done her songs so far.
I want to cuddle pony and scratch her behind the ears.Give me pony right now.
>>11801708no anonshe is my pony
>tex's birthday>apple is ruckiest pony
>>11801720Hehe gum on their bum
>>11801731Look at that pony.So lazy.
How do I fall in love with pony?
WHEN I WAS JUST A FILLY
>>11801741She got rucky.
>>11801750I found it rather silly...
>>11801743Have you tried watching the show?
>>11801765There's a show?
>>11801770>"Rarity? What are you doing in there?"
>tfw no relationship
>>11801764and so did my sisters and my cousins and my aunts
What's so special about Rarity, anyway?
Death behooves us.
NOW ENTERING THE PONY ZONE
>>11801838her marshmallow butthole is the softest of all
beep beep beep
>>11801838She has a nifty accent
>>11801838>that pic>not using the glorious final picture
>>11801838she has a penis and her fetish is to force men to crossdress, which is also my fetish
>>11801863GAME OVERPLEASE INSERT BITS
>>11801882Oh wow, those are really cute!
>>11801838she's the best>>11801881>implying she's forcing youShe already knows you want it, she's just helping you realize that
>>11801882>panks curly tentacleslove it
>>11801882Oh wow, I never noticed the hat before.
>>11801952>caring about gets>ever
>>11801967i don't see any cmc?
>>11799679>endIs there more? A little quest thing?
>tfw Braeburned is about to ruin Mti and Mua
>>11802012>implying they had anything to ruin in the first place
>>11802012>implying theres anything to ruin
>>11802012It's not like they were good on first place
>>11801929if you say so mangjust saying I'd like to see you try and make a dress or draw
EA ARE YOU HERE?
i'm glad it's over
4chan is a very entitled environment, so it's not uncommon for users coming from there to get a small probation for something trivial and then (vocally) decide they did nothing wrong and/or the moderators are incompetent.
>>11802071But, there was barely anyone in the stream either.
Wow we are so ded.
>>11801838She's very pretty. Eyes, colors, mane, tail, all very pretty. The prettiest even.She also has a very lovely voice, and on top of that, a pretty cool voice actor who is extremely talented (some people really overlook just how talented Tabs is)Almost all of her episodes range from good to great, and she's pretty funny in episodes that aren't even centered around her. They could have easily turned Rarity into a generic rich girl character that has no redeeming qualities and the other characters only hang out with her because she's rich like many other characters in children's cartoons, but they actually turned her into a worthwhile character that values her friends and runs her own business. She also has a very cute sisterThat is why Rarity is special.
>>11802081Bruce... I'm eating.
>>11802081Fine.Give me requests.
>>11802081I tried. Wasn't coming out right. So I deleted it.
>>11802157Fluttershy blushing happily because she made Applejack laugh somehow.
>>11802157Rarity giving Dash a drunken makeover.
>>11802157Pinkie stealing Superman's glasses.
>>11802142i agree fully sweetie belle is pretty cute
>>11802157Marker Pony sneaking up on Gloomy to boop her
>>11802157muscle pony playing dolls with rumble
>federal student loan interest rates doubled today
>>11802157Twilight discovers amphetamines and starts studying 24/7 until her friends get worried. Eventually, Celestia refers her to drug therapy. Luckily, Rainbow Dash is there to support here, because she's already been through rehab.
GIVE ME THE PONY!
>>11802043If you have a message, just note him on skype.
>>11802157Pinker pae spinning plates
>>11802204NO, IT'S MY LITTLE PONY!
>>11802172>pretty cute>not second cutest fillyAnd to think I respected you once.
>tfw Princess Celestia will never winghug you.
>>11802071It's true, 4chan is kinda entitled. Nobody's ever satisfied with anything.
>>11802229Man, fuck nobody, you just can't please that asshole.
>>11802071Entitled TO MUH FREEDOMS
>>11802043Saw your response, once I finish eating I'll post a reply.
>>11802255I know that guy is doing parody, but I'll be damned if most of his work isn't making me want to punch babies.
tfw when an ask tumblr answers your questionfeels goodhttp://askskmzpinkiepie.tumblr.com/post/54244379111
>>11802275the thing with Kelly is that even though you know hes making a satire, there ARE americans who actually think like that, the sole fact that they exist makes anyone mad
>>11802189I'm borrowing 80 thousand dollars for my first year of dental school. I think i'll rejoin the military to pay for the last 3 years. I hate that either crippling debt or the war machine are my only real options.
>>11802202Hey, I didn't choose to live here. I'd gladly move to a less shitty country if I could.
>>11802290>I need to have dicks added to simply everythingWhy are you such a massive faggot, Anonymous?
Anyone living in the 941?
<-- did anyone make a poster of this thread before it 404'dI know someone archived it at some point but i had to sleep so i left before about 9:00just want to know what happend
>>11802290I like this guys art
>>11802290I love it
why haven't you found tan's secret nsfw tumblr yet?
>>11802387Tan doesn't seem like the hardcore fetish pornography typeProbably not worth my while
>>11801770Rarity was great in this episode.>"Snooping is wrong, Rarity">Oh, but it's so fun Rarity!">"I'LL DESTROY HER!">"Et tu, Gabby Gums?"Fantastic
why so ded?
>>11802437Everyone succumbed to jap brainwashing and killed themselves
>>11802142This nigga is alrightYou forgot the sexiest pony.
>>11802387Because the "secret nsfw tumblrs" are pretty boring most of the time.
>/pol/ has somehow re-invented cursive script as "Cracker Runes"oh /pol/
>>11802453Have you seen this? It's super secret, don't tell anyone.http://dersourkraut.tumblr.com/
PINKEST POST-BUMP LIMIT POST
>>11802458reminder that trayboons trial is a distraction from PRISM.something that actually affects the entire world
>>11802458It's because that one black witness couldn't read cursive.I'm pretty sure she couldn't read at all, but whatever.
>>11802458When I was a 4th grade kid complaining that cursive was a stupid relic of a bygone era, no one cared and I had to learn it anyway. Why does she get a break?
>>11802471I actually saw it when it was posted for the first time, was a pretty good example of 'boring secret tumblr'
>>11802328because he did futa before. I would never ask an artist who hasn't done futa before to do it
>>11802497I wish I had taken cursive seriously and learned to write my name in a presentable fashion.
>>11802458Mystery of the White Druids.png
>>11802483Don't worry, a lot of European politicians are royally pissed because the US spied on their diplomats and delegates, they won't get away with that as easily as they did with spying on the citizens.
>>11802194This is stupidly funny
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>11802545toot toot buuuuuuuuuutts
>>11802503Yeah, but someone posted it here and this is where Kraut's story went wrong.
>>11802337fuck these pony toys are so cute i wish they would hurry up and make a rarity
>>11802584I still think that was stupid as hell. If he wanted it to be secret, maybe he should have put his name in the URL and tag all of his pics. There are people who follow tags instead of just blogs, it was kinda inevitable that someone finds it.
>>11802471so far i have found 2 pony porn tumblrs that have porn of my fetish that are not uploaded on the usual sites like e621,derpburro or paheal.it makes me wonder what other hidden porn is out there that i have been missing.
What's the latest pony news today?And the newest tripfag gossip?And the newest OC updates?
>>11802692Some depraved earth pony ruffian shot an innocent zebra child in self defense.
>>11802646its alright, to make it better you should add a million penises to it.
>>11802646>First request done finally.>I may have went a little overboard on this one.Messed that one up. Oops.
>>11802721Why'd you delete it the first time?
>>11802656He didn't tag them though. He never tagged pictures and he only shared this thing with his super special friends. From what we heard from mewball and Kraut himself he thinks there has been a Julies Caesar-esque conspiracy against him which is kinda hilarious.But I still miss him.
>>11802738wooo! go pink!
>>11802732I messed up a layer that. Something only I'd notice but it'd still bug the shit out of me.
>>11802756Enjoy the first version being the only one ever being reposted.
>>11802756>something only I'd noticeAs humble as always.
>you'll never cum in pone's butt
What weapon would you forge for a pony?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t58WCSn5lNI
>>11802756actually it was obvious where you fucked up. i just didnt say anything to be polite
>>11802721I'm not sure that's very nutritious, Pinkie Pie.
>>11802853Rose pls work on your humans.
>>11802799>you'll never spend a lazy afternoon with pony just lounging around in bed and casually rimming each other
>>11802770>>11802778Well it was only a teeny tiny thing. I'm sure you'd notice it if you stared long enough.Not a big deal. Except to me.>>11802853rose pls
>>11802853>implying Rose uses a name>implying she would put one on to shitpost
>>11802866i am too busy smoking weed right now
>>11802212I can't skype!
>>11802877That wasnt really a shitpost
>>11802883But I don't smoke
>>11802855That will leave some nasty burn marks on her ass
shut the fuck up
>>11802931Actually you do but marijuana is a memory loss drug so you only forgot that you did.
>>11802876>I'm sure you'd notice it if you stared long enough.Dude, you forgot the blur on half of the background. Stop acting like you are some master brain, way above everyone else in here.
What if your artbando turns into a shitposter?
>>11802948Oh! I guess that makes sense, alright carry on!
>>11802971sorry but pony isn't allowed anymoreall you can talk about now is contributefags and the human movie
>>11802957Look for a better artbando. Who are we talking about anyway?
>>11802874I'd rim pony, but not the other way around
>>11802975why is that pink so happy
Hye Rose how can I color good?
>>11802992Anon... I love him dearly, with all my heart, but he's turning into a jerk. What should I do?
>>11802971stop that vibrating immediately it is highly contagious
>>11803036Who are you talking about?
>>11803036shake it bake it booty quake it
>>11803006Pony is saddened by your lack of reciprocation
>>11803036Tell him. Anonymous always listens.
>>11803033Studying other works and lots of trial and error.Here, have some reading materialhttp://www.mediafire.com/view/?3hmonk7v5ny230whttp://purplekecleon.deviantart.com/art/How-I-See-Color-A-Tutorial-184642625
>>11803062she's the one who gets the pleasure of being rimmed, what's the problem?
>>11803112She wants to taste your anus, anon.
>>11803036In private? Because I don't remember any male artists who turned into jerks recently.
>>11803046>>11803067Anonymous... we've been through a lot, from the first season to now, but you're breaking me. Why are you so angry all the time?
>tfw two of your favorite erotic fiction serials haven't updated in monthswhy do writefags do this
>>11803143>Why are you so angry all the time?Because pone still hasn't visited me.
>>11803156because writing sucks
>>11803143Anonymous doesn't draw though.
>>11803143FUCK YOU I'M NOT ANGRY
>>11803036Tell him. Element of honesty, motherfucker.But seriously, tell him.
>>11803156>tfw messages on fimfiction from people who miss your stories and still patiently waiting on updates
>>11803128I think she might like rimming for a different reason than I do...
>>11803218One person, cosmo
>>11803218>tfw no messages>ever
Woah! Stop posting so fast, MLPG!
>>11803295What? When did JB turn into a jerk?
Why aren't you drawing?
>>11803305not him, butmore cheerirumble when?
>>11803327Because I need to prepare a presentation.I don't understand a single page in these papers.Someone please end my suffering.
>>11803327Man I'm really learning to hate Lamar.
>>11803305My suspicions were raised when I saw the "rumble and muscle pony playing with dolls" request. But I remembered you mentioned the fimfiction thing happening in your stream last night.
>ded at this hourdid everyone left for a stream or something? at this hour we should be going at over 500 sanics
>>11803361I'm fapping to Jap horse porn
>>11803036We can't help you much unless you tell us who?
>>11803361It's over, pony is over
>>11803328I dont knowI drew a pic that's pretty much straight from the fic.Also where's the goddamned linkboard my name is in there.>>11803342who's muscle pony? I literally just got here and scrolled down.
>>11803431I don't wanna play this game anymore, Anon.You always tell me that a person who I thought was male is actually female and then month later I found out that you were lying to me.
>>11803342that was my requesti am not cosmo, though
>>11803431Yeah. JB is a girl and she's super best girl-friends with TAW, Hoppip, PHN and Tiarawhy.
>>11802956You sure showed me.
>>11803453But she is a girl.If not, then I've be lied to.
GENTLEMENI REQUIRE PONIES IN CORSETSPIC RELATED: IT'S THE EXTENT OF MY "PONIES IN CORSETS" COLLECTION
>>11803378IS THAT A PENIS?
>>11803423i left yesterday, did we get any more wallflower/shutin pone??
>>11803397requesting a drawfag do an AJ version of that surrealist painting with the guy with an apple in front of his face
>>11803489>responding>after 30 minutes>with such a weak come back
>>11803527I'm pretty sure that's been done before.
>>11803522Rose did one, that's all I know for sure is new from yesterday.
You're probably not here anymore but I went ahead and drew this for you, anon.Sorry it was too late.>>11803533Sorry. I was drawing. I also don't really care if you think I think I'm a mastermind. I'm drawing cartoon horses. It's not that serious.
>>11803551she needs to look more like this
>>11803552I actually JUST got back homeTHANK YOU
>>11803582Did an ancient evil awokeninged?
>>11803552what does she taste like
>>11803582McRib is back?!
>>11803601Frosting and happiness.
>>11803424Snowflakes I'll guess
>>11803552And that's when Mrs. Cake realized that she REALLY wanted a threesome.
>>11803500That would be kinda awkward.
>>11803347He was going to do a Derpy fic man, I would've waited an eternity for Loli Luna 3 if we would've gotten that first
Why are our contributors so cute?
>>11803673They aren't though.
>>11803673Because you have low standards
>>11803683>>11803688>>11803690Stop being so cute
>>11803699Hey, Scootanon, did you ever get over your daddy issues?
>>11803658eagerly awaiting it, this manga is awesome
>>11803708>implying I'm a contributorI haven't contributed anything in ages.
>>11803673which contributor is the cutest?
>>11803734>that feel is a good feel
>>11803740Xieril was kinda cute, wasn't he?no homo
>>11803719my what now?
>>11803719Scootanon has daddy issues?
>>11803752It's actually a pretty bad feel. If I was still contributing I would at least use some of my time being productive instead of sitting in MLPG 24/7
>>11803761So is goat
>>11803768You know, how you didn't want pony toys because you were worried about what your father would think.
>>11803740xieril or Gypsy
I really need to lose weightAnd learn how to art
>>11803785do you have pony toys?
>contributor talkI want to go back to being dead. This is the kind of shit that makes me ashamed to say I come to this place.
>>11803808That reminds me of Mabel's friend
>>11803808>the contributor talk makes him ashamed>not the hours long discussions about the texture of zebra nuts
>>11803825Grenda?I could see it
>>11803831>not enjoying a good zebra nut massaging sessionYou should be ashamed.
>>11803740Which contributor is for sexual?
>>11803852contributors aren't for sexual
>>11803852nobody's for sexual, anon.Just let it drop.
>>11803817do you do anything with them?
>>11803852None.If they ever have sex they might build some kind of self-confidence and break free from the Stockholm syndrome.
>>11803874He cums on them and post pictures on Redlightponyville
>>11803874Not really. I might actually style my Rarity soon, though.
What if pony was paper?
Gibe request pls
>>11803917Sweetie dancing with her dad
>>11803907then it is unfortunate that paper pony is stuck in worst gala dress
>>11803917Fluttershy being dressed up as discord
>>11803907what if pony could fly like paper and get high like planes?
>>11803924>anon trying to talk to his artbando.gif
>>11803917Rumble dancing with SweetieJealous fillies look on with scowls
>>11803917Filly Celestia playing with a sun shaped ball
>>11803957I second this one
>>11803936Ya avin a gigle m8? I'll fite you
>tfw Nanaki hats us
>>11803924>pony will never do an elaborate mating dance for you
>>11803988I'm pretty sure that's not true and even if it were, who cares?
>>11803980i want to sex that horse so bad.
>>11803988W-well it's not like I want to s-suck on his g-giant freaky c-cock, or anything
>>11799507>tfw I sometimes hide inside my walk in robe
>>11802738Oh man that's cute, thanks!
Hey MLPG!Lets get hammered and read bad fanfiction aloud in say twenty minutes or so!Speaking of fanfiction, how about a joke also?Why is Dash so bad at writing Draing Doo fanfic?Because she's just a fledgling author!
>>11803906well im glad for you but i still don't want plastic things clogging up my desk
>>11804012It's a thick as a pop can isn't it
>>11803936>>11803980Yeah, it's not the WORST... I mean, Rarity's dress exists.
>>11804023No, it's actually thinner then mine.
>>11803957>sun shaped ballHow does that even work
>>11799507>buys an empty box to say inside all daythis is exactly how i imagined wallflower right in the feel
>>11803347>>11803649Seriously, is that guy dead or something?
>>11804012You can suck on my giant normal cockMine doesn't have a squashed head >>11804023It's pretty thin really
>>11804012SB is bigger though.
>>11803998Pone doesn't need a mating dance to attract me, Anon.Her winking works just fine for me.
>>11804042Not the requester, but you could just draw a ball and slap Celestias cutie mark on the top and bottom of it
>>11804038so its Unidimensional?
>>11804056the fuck is wallflower?
>>11804063>Nanaki and SB comparing cocks>while we watch
>>11804072No, I'm 7" around
>>11804072More like unfdimensional.
>>11804084UNF UNF UN UNF UNF TRIPFAG COCK
>>11804065but it's so cliched. Rarity could've been way more creative with it
the real question is who has the smallest cutest wiener in mlpg?
>>11804077her name.we voted on it yesterday anon.
>tfw you're so bored you just doodle random cocks in MS Paint and they still aren't good enough for you
>>11804065i dont really like that dress
>>11804107Some fat gook I imagine
would you watch if they made a documentary on the shitposters of 4chan. they show their lifestyle and explain their reasons for rusing. they dont just show the angry basement nerds but the people who seem normal in real life who enjoy shitposting as anon.
>>11804113So doodle some vaginas.
>tfw you're so bored so you post with a name on MLPG to get people to talk about you
>>11804063>SB will never make fun of your tiny dick while he rams your ass
>>11804119Still better than these
>>11804107I'm only 5"
>>11804119Well, I don't really like you
>>11804150THE FEELING'S MUTUAL
>>11804141>Rarity is in the audience>she's biting her tongue>she's thinking "FUCK HOW MUCH WAS SOME ASSDOUCHE MCCHUCKLEFUCK PAID TO MAKE THOSE DRESSES I COULD'VE DONE SO MUCH BETTER I MEAN COME THE FUCK OOOOON"
>>11804140That seems really out of character for SB
>>11804107UnfI'd love to fuck a cute guy with a little dickSize differences are top unf
>>11804107Mine is -6" deep
>>11804123>While I had spent a day with Anon shitposting in MLPG, I still ended the day confused. His constant posts of "Unf" and calling out people with names still didn't paint a fully formed picture of what he was trying to accomplish.
>>11804108that sounds stupid.I'll just call her shut in
>>11804123why would anyone make a documentary about me
unfff I want to sukc SBs cock while nanaki pulls my hair unff unf im cummingggg
Complete this sentence:Futaloo is
>>11804214best cock sock
>>11804186thats like saying "rainbow dash sounds stupid, i'll call her fast pone"
>>11804214worse than Puta Pie
Sometimes I'm really wondering why I hang out with you guys. All you ever do is talking about dicks.
>>11804236>not calling her Fast Pone already
>>11804123I just hope that before the Apocalypse of this fandom Leth will rise from the grive and modify the archives to show every single anonymous post assigned to it's original poster
>Wake up>Talking about dicksI love you MLPG
>>11804168It's actualy a shame they didn't have rarity's reacition to the dressess beign that of absolute horrorI mean Luna looks liek she's wearing soemthign she unearthed from a archeological dig
>>11804247I only come here to shitpost, in other decent boards I can't do it without being attacked.
>>11804247But dicks are so fun to talk about.
>>11804247>>11804253I'm getting mixed signals here.
Okay so I'm in the mood for drawing dragons and I'll probably do lots of doodles on the plane tomorrow.Which male character would look better r63ed or which female MLP character is prettiest/needs more porn on general principle?http://imgur.com/a/Ydz63
>>11804247>>11804253Oh its fineMLPG is just dicking around a little!
>>11804259>I mean Luna looks liek she's wearing soemthign she unearthed from a archeological digBut that's in character for her. She's behind the times pone.
>>11804284Fleur is prettiest pony
>>11804266>implying all of 4chan isn't 90% shitposting
>>11804250Please no.I'm not even a big shitposter, but I'd really prefer some of my posts to stay anonymous.
>>11804243but slutty pinkie pie is the best thing>>11804284shining on the firstcarrot cake on the second
>>11804284The only UNF in that album is the Spike tonguefuck.Also, R63 Shining Armor
>>11804284Trixie is best 63 pone.Except she's already mtf.
>>11804302Twilight's mane looks really good with sparkles and stars.
>>11804308Try to browse other boards besides /mlp/ and /v/.
you faggots don't even watch the show
>>11804313The die is cast. There is no turning back. It's not a matter of if, but when.Once this fandom nears it's ultimate end.
>>11804284R63 Thunderlane pls.
>>11804302oh look its that vapid tall pony with no personality that idiots love for no reason and also that Fleur pony
>>11804319That one is by Gamicross, it was in my "stuff to color" folder which I've since renamed "stuff I will never actually get around to coloring"
>>11804298I realise that's the point, but we didn't even get a breif few frames of rarity looking at her like>your serious about wearing that thing arn't youwe didn;t even get a joke of rarity re-burrying the dressess in whatever pit the princessess ordered them undug from
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS HORSE
>>11804250You're going to love what I've done in the past few years I've been here.
>>11804367THAT IS A VERY WORST HORSE
>>11804361he said "contributors", not "shitposters"
>>11804361I would a Full Stop.
>>11804316YEAHI DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR THOSE FANCY PANTS YOU STAYED UP MAKINGTHEY PROBABLY SMELLED LIKE YOU ANYWAY
>>11804330My dumb headcanon is she also goes by "Dixie" and her name is short for "Dominatrix"
>>11804367ISN'T IT AMAZING
>>11804360>posting incomplete art from someone else
>>11804361Gypsy and Full Stop look pretty bro
>>11804361>miss jay>megasweetI dont think these are steamchatters
>>11804353That just looks tacky.
>>11804373Oh please tell me.Please tell me you've logged everything every poster has done here.