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Cotton Cow Meets a Sledgehammer
04/10/12(Tue)20:21 No.1181597>>1181566 The sun over Equestria was shining, mostly in part due to Princess Celestia. It was shining more than ever because she was just finished giving Luna some horn, which made her particularly perky. If only her pupil, Twilight, were here, so they could have the type of threeway only unicorns could have. Oh, she would have been so turned on the entire universe would be engulfed in a ball of fire.
Suddenly, from the entrance of her throne room, a royal guard burst in. He ran as fast as he could to the princess, and nearly collapsed from exhaustion once he reached her.
"Your majesty," he said, "terrible news. A madman from the human world has broken down the barrier. You must act quickly before-"
"I need pleasure," the princess interjected.
"Excuse me?"
"Yes, you," Celestia said, "give me a muzzlejob. And make it quick."
"But princess," the guard said, terrified of having to degrade himself again, "this is of the utmost urgency. The fate of Equestria lies in-"
"Your lips are trying to form words when they should be tickling my nethers. Do so or perish."
The guard sighed and did his royal duties. After ten minutes of giving the princess her daily "mouth present", he was on the verge of collapse. |