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Old Thread: >>11781820

If you had to invite 2 ponies over for a sleepover, which two would you invite, what would you do, and how well would it go over?
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wow like keep in in one thread horsefuckers
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Mark this thread
Mark this thread

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>>11786050
Can I have sex with them?
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>>11781866

Late but moi.
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>>11786098
I dunno man, would they both be down with that? Wouldn't one be jealous?
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>>11786050
I would invite Junebug and Blossomforth.

We would watch movies and pillow fight and make cookies and talk.

I think it'd go okay.
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>>11786050
Fluttershy and Dash, mostly because I bet wing hug cuddles are the best and they get along just fine.

I think it would go pretty well, we could play boardgames. Dash likes board games.
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>>11786121
Can I have sex with one of them while the other one films it?
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>>11786121
Not if you do it right.
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>>11786050
why is shaking pone so funny?
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>>11786155
You're pretty funny when you shake.
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flutters and dash

dash is actually my 3rd fav but i don't want ponka at a slumber party. other parties fine but too hyper for sleepover.

also i want them to cuddle
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>>11786155
Because...
Shaking pone
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>>11786132
>>11786173
you get fluttershy and dash
no cuddles are had
the next morning they leave right after breakfast
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>>11786173
they are going to make out when you sleep
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>>11786177
>Laptop pony.
Ah memory...
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>>11786198
good, good
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>>11786196
I mean I guess that's okay.
Maybe next time I'll rent some movies and but a big bed in the living room so it's easier to lie down together and watch.
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>>11786196
>Leaving your windows open to let your ponies escape.
Dumb ass.
Put some screens in at least.
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Pinkie Pie and...........
I guess Twilight.

Eat pizza, Some gaming, party games. you know, have a real smashing time while truing to be entertaining. Then when it gets late, ask Pinkie if I could cuddle wih her and dig my head into her poofy mane.
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>>11786210
Reminds me of that tablet pony.

And the subsequent almost porn that was written of it.

....I remember far too much weird shit.
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>>11786173
You want them to cuddle each other?
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>>11786235
Dem plugs man...
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Remember to recycle!
>>11786049
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>>11786247
that works
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>>11786132

Rainbow dash is so goddamn cute here.
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>>11786235
We made quite a few object ponies...
I guess you could say we were a little, materialistic!
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>>11786268
that's not even worth a 'carlos!'
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reminder that writing anything other than fapfiction is a waste of time and effort
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>>11786250
Yeah.

That and the one time it was mused that she could affect what you were drawing, and after drawing porn for a while she draws herself into one of your pictures, getting railed by what appears to be you.

It kinda got weird from there since she had no holes or anything.
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>>11786262
>she's finally comfortable enough with you to admit that she likes to play nerdy board games from time to time
>she asks you to play them with her at least once daily now
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>>11786278
It's only a waste of time if you didn't have fun doing it.
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>>11786289
I only have fun doing things when people praise me for my efforts.
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I would invite Pink Pony and NIETZSCHE BESTPONY!
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Why aren't you depressed?
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>>11786289
>Rarity got so turned on her eye dilated.
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>>11786278
Reminder that no one cares what you think.
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>>11786300
i'm eating icecream
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>>11786300
Because I do meaningful things with my life.
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>>11786300
Because I have been huffing super glue!
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>>11786300
But I am.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>11786300
why aren't you waving back?
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>>11786050

Princess Celestia and Sigmund Freud
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>>11786300
I get to take a train on Thursday.
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>>11786329
I think you posted the wrong image anon. That's not a pony.
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>>11786329

Because cute.
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>>11786338
I hope it takes you to ponytown
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>>11786347
It's taking me to Everfree Northwest.
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>>11786338
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>>11786346
she looks like a complete retard

like, actual mental problems or something
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>>11786300
BECAUSE IDS HABBENING
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>>11786362
That's like the exact opposite of ponytown

My god, everything I wish the opposite comes true
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>>11786362
Sexually?
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>>11786364
does anyone have that mlpg video some guy made with this train commercial?
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>>11786300
i dunno
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>>11786383
you passed!
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http://derpibooru.org/360748

unf
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>>11786282
>"What the-! How did you beat me again?" Dash whines as you place your piece at the finish square in your rousing game of Chutes and Ladders.
>You decide to mess with her a bit, telling her you know a technique to get the spinner to land how you want.
>She calls you on your crap and tackles you across the board, sending pieces everywhere as she laughs and begins to wrestle you as "punishment for cheating."

>She never goes that hard at it, just enough to be challenging, slipping through your arms and giving you noogies before, worn of breath and energy, the two of you collapse in a heap on the couch.

>"I'll get you one of these times," you coarsely whisper, smiling.
>"Yeah, and maybe you'll grow wings," she replies haughtily, before putting a hoof around your shoulders.
>"Thanks for playing with me. Twilight's not nearly as fun as you are. Plus, she can't even wrestle!"
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Does Jailbait have an OC?
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>>11786397
I like how like the very first few tags in that picture are things i have filtered
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>>11786364
>dat filename
>mfw
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>>11786397
this artist is so awful
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>>11786407
>She never goes that hard at it, just enough to be challenging, slipping through your arms and giving you noogies before, worn of breath and energy, the two of you collapse in a heap on the couch

my heart
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>>11786396
sweet
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http://i.imgur.com/4NtAFAi.png
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I've just come to the realization, not that my life sucks, but that I'm generally a morally neutral person, when I'm not flat out a bad person.

My life doesn't suck, I do. Not for lack of talent, or anything so simple, but rather moral pathetic-ness.

Wut do?

pls halp.
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>>11786437
Ahaha the anatomy on this!
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>>11786376
Who knows?
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>>11786445
>I got the bulge.
>Fuck the rest, I know where your eyes are going.
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>>11786442
Stop being a neutral or bad person.
Become a pony.
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>>11786437
>Those knees
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>>11786426
>this artist is so awesome
Yep. The big mac x aj he does is the best.
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>>11786456
Quit shitposting every time there isn't a marker, Marker Pony.
Jeez
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>>11786434
I aim to please!

I'm out for the night though.

G'night MLPG, have a good one.
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This butterball comes up to you first day of school and asks if you want to be friends

wat do
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>No more Applebloom story.
Okay...
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>>11786445

You know, there's definately problems with it but "lol what is anatomy xD" is such a stale meme at this point
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>>11786476
sleep fast
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>>11786463
But how, anon?


How?


TELL ME HOW?!?!?
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>>11786476
>Hurf I better post my trip so everyone knows it was me!
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>>11786480
"Sure, what do you like?"
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>>11786490

>>11786314

I figured I'd do the polite thing and keep it in the old horse.
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>>11786397
I never liked this guy, his proportions are unpleasant and most of the compositions are messy as hell.
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>>11786512
>"well, everyone except for those dirty Mexicans really!"
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>>11786426
but trolomanchu is cool
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>>11786515
>Treating it like a fetish story.
...wait, are feels a fetish?
Oh god, i'm more fucked up then I knew!
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Hey night thread, has anyone posted this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orrGbZaPgwY
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>>11786515
yeah because people will care enough to bother
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>>11786524
Tex pls.
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>>11786533
My ultimate fetish is consensual hugging with the lights on
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>>11786299
This is correct.
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Fingering ponies while pinching their bottoms and kissing their little gulping throats.
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>>11786540
hey dooks
you want to color this thing jessy made earlier?
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>>11786541
I have made a huge mistake admitting I was a feelsmith...
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>>11786548
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>>11786515
But why? There's a load of eRP in the live threads, but something tame like this gets shoved in the old horse?
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>>11786563
I always hated the word feelsmith
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>>11786557
Sure, give me one hour since I have relatives in my room right now.
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>>11786579
I always hated the term feels
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>>11786541
I thought I was the only one.
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Does Celestia have a sort of secret service that gathers intelligence for her or does she just rely on her guards and couriers?
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>>11786578
People complain about the ERP, people complain about the feels. People just like to complain.
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>>11786579
Well, what you chose?
...Heart boner maker?
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>>11786592

The ponies trust her so implicitly that they tell her everything.

Everything.
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>>11786580
thanks! I can post her colors in case you missed her other art earlier
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>>11786512
>Kissing.
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>>11786578
>>11786533

I just figured it would apply to ANYTHING started in an old horse.

If you wanna keep it going here - then by all means.
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>>11786600
good, since it's a waste of time

at least with fetish shit one can jack off to it
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>>11786604
Even when they cuddle?
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>>11786620
no
fuck off
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>>11786528
Where's the cutie mark?
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>>11786602
Well that's better than anything i could come up with, sure.

I guess feelsmith does have that implication on it so it serves a purpose, I dunno.
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>>11786592
>Celestia has Shining Armor set up the shield around Canterlot after getting information that the wedding was threatened.
>After Chrysalis got into Canterlot.
>Kidnapped Cadence.
>Locked her away in an apparently restricted area under Canterlot.
>And took her place.

She is the Princess Bubblegum of this world...
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>>11786627

Every lewd detail.
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>>11786619
Holy shit Fluttershy could you come on any stronger.
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Day 134
6/30/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 4,468 (Running Total: 802,050)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 19,191 (Running Total: 3,491,628)

Another OC today? We need to like, start taking OC inventory or something.

Also do we need to kill off an old one to make room? Or did we expand our storage shed enough?
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Boops for stuff
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>>11786455
If you're that one guy from a month ago, sorry I couldn't make it.
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>>11786605
Please do.

>>11786619
"uh UH Wow look at the time, I have Biology right now, see you later!"
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>>11786643
Could you imagine trying to explain sex to Fluttershy?
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>>11786620
>>11786634
Just ignore this asshole.

I was enjoying the reading.
That, by the way, hateanon, doesn't affect the general at all as no images are posted...
Does green harm you?
>Is it your Kryptonite?
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>>11786645

>OC inventory
>anon has a large bag in the corner of his room full of OC ponies that he lets out to romp around.
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>>11786645
>Another OC today
Do I want to know?
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In order to MLPG, one must understand and study the beast that is MLPG
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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>>11786672
This one.
>>11786557
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>>11786655
Nope, not him.
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>>11786656
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>>11786663
it's not like anyone actually cares about them
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>>11786623
you don't like thing, we get it.
Is complaining about it really necessary though?
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>>11786665
>anon has a large bag in the corner of his room full of OC ponies that he lets out to romp around.

>Anon opens the bag.
>A tiny voice calls out inside.
>"SCATTER!"
>After the flurry of activity is over the bag is empty.
>"..crap."
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>>11786678
17
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>>11786656
>While naked.
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>>11786050
Pinkie Pie and Twilight.

I'm pretty sure that with those two I can eventually have it lead to sexy shenanigans.
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>>11786397
i liked this guys chub but he is going way over the line recently
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>>11786699
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>>11786699
I am both repulsed at the drooling/snotty image and turned on by Fluttershy and braces

help
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>>11786692

>anon just smiles and pulls out his ponynip.
>he places it in the middle of the floor under a propped up washing basket
>after a few minutes he tugs the bit out from under it and traps them all again
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>>11786689
just trying to help people realize that all this >feels nonsense is forced, idiotic and annoying to go through
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>>11786663
It is green.
It could be killing him.
Too bad.
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remember when ponies were not for sexual
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>>11786716
>They all escape through the holes in washing basket
>Anon is not a smart person
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>>11786716
>ponynip
>"what am i a cat?"
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>>11786720
>stop enjoying things
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>>11786720
>We are forcing this poor Anon to read every feels post.
>The UN blocked this shit long ago.
Clearly we are terrorists.
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>>11786724
for a whole week. It was a good week.
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>>11786729

Yes you are Pinkie.

Now come on... lemme scratch your tummy.
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>>11786724
Remember when cartoon network had toonami?
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>>11786729
Yes, basically.
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Hey MLPG, I was thinking of doing a marathon of Hiroyuki Imaishi directed/Trigger anime somewhere next month. To celebrate their new series, Kill la kill, supposed to air somewhere in October.
Before I do that though I need to know if there is even interest - and if there is, what would be a good day and time to stream.

The shows/movies I've lined up are: Dead Leaves, Gurren Lagann (including both movies), Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Inferno Cop and Little Witch Academia. As you can see it's quite expansive and I would pace it over several days.

If there is interest I will make an overview with times and dates and what not.
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>>11786720
Suck it up.
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>>11786746
Dude...
Not cool.
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>>11786734
if you're going to enjoy thing then can it at least be a good thing?
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>>11786746
Tom is best pony ;_;
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>>11786751
I don't like anime.
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>>11786751
I'd watch it, I need to finish Gurren Lagann and watching Panty and Stocking is always fun!
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>>11786724
Yes.
I also remember accidentally thinking about pony while masturbating for the first time.
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>>11786739
Oh gosh that sunbutt.

I wonder if her sunbutt mark is warmer than the rest of her.
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>>11786748
She looks so flustered there
I'd love to hear a sapient pony describe how it feels to be scratched behind a furry ear
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>>11786765
>Wants to enjoy good things.
>In MLPG
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>>11786751
fuck off
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>>11786782
>try to anal masturbate
>nothing
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>>11786779
You'll never know.
Even if it was possible or you had the chance to know.
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>>11786751
I'd watch it! GL is always fun to watch. Sub or dub?
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>>11786778
elaborate
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>>11786803
Everything sub. I can post the translators if you want.
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>>11786765
Nope.
It's all subjective and you don't have to read.
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>>11786757
>>11786767
Time to get nostalgic and depressing, has tom been ponified?

>tfw you just want Tom to give you hug and tell you everything will be alright.
>jews
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>>11786779
why don't you see for yourself?
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>that feel when you will never spend a day peacefully shopping with Fluttershy
>you will never walk back home with her along a brick road on a sunny day
>you will never casually glance at the transparent plastic bag she's holding and notice it has a huge studded strapon inside it
>you will never question Fluttershy what that is that she bought
>that feel when you will never hear her squeak with embarrassment and then awkwardly mumble that she is planning to wreck your ass with her new toy as soon as you two walk through the door once you get home
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>>11786810
Hasn't Toonami been a decent hit in AS?
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>>11786785
I'd love to hear sapient pony do incoherent babbling when you rub them.
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>>11786778
>>11786806
Not him but
>jacking off to regular porn
>all of a sudden think about a mediumly-lewd image some one posted in mlpg earlier
>gets me going
>"fuck..."


I don't even remember what it was
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>>11786748
Dammit I wish I was a pony and got ear scartches
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>>11786818
>that feel
>you will nver

Anything that has this is automatically shit.
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>>11786810
>>11786819
I remember hearing come back for saturdays on Adult Swim, but that was about a year ago I think.

He still there?
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>>11785862

>Sitting at the table, you fidget with your coffee while Applejack watches you, evenly.

>"So, what's goin' on between the two 'a you? This' probably the first time I've seen you not makin' googoo eyes at each other from across the table."
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>>11786806
I was masturbating, started thinking about twilight, it felt weird so I stopped pretty quickly.
Not much more to it than that.
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>>11786826
>just ear scratches
anon, if I were a pony I'd let anon furiously rub my belly until i passed out
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>>11786809
but greentext isn't even real writing

it's shit jut because of that
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>>11786826
>not wanting to give pony ear scratches
dweeb
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>>11786828
>tfw stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather in which a mirror and a razor lay crossed
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>>11786850
That's nice.
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>>11786855
no
piss off retard horse
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>>11786833
Anon there is no reason to bring this to the new thread. Finish it in the old horse, then cap it.
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>>11786849
Ponies don't care about belly rubs much. They're just part of an extended greeting which includes noogies.
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>>11786855
I realized that one of my friends moved to Missouri and forgot to tell me.
But I'm also going to another friend's welcome home party so mixed bag.
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>>11786724
I started watching the show after discovering the porn of it
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>>11786819
>>11786832
I believe it is on AS

Well I have this completely useless graph that has nothing to reference off of so we don't really know how good Toonami is doing but...

I don't even know if this has anything to do with AS
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>>11786833
>>>/mlp/
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>>11786850
>Adding > makes it shit
>Just like adding nipples makes it not real art
Get off the internet
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>>11786816
>tail dock

unf
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>>11786872
This looks like pure enjoyment to me
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so who is this new filly oc
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>>11786874
Friends?
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>>11786855
No I slept in late because I felt like shit and now it's 1 in the morning and I wish I was in Equestria because in Equestria there's always a magical adventure but there's no magical adventure in a small town in michigan next to a coal plant
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>>11786855
>tfw no friends
>tfw sat inside doing nothing all day
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>>11786874
Missouri you say?
I hope he likes the everchanging weather. It's ridiculous, we were near freezing in early May.
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>>11786880
the > encourages lazier writing
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>>11786776
>>11786803
Preferred weekday and start time?
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>>11786751
Interest. I've never watched GL, but I've meant to get around to it, and streams are always more fun.
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>>11786855
They're dead, Pinkie.
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>>11786896
She's a shut-in pony who has anxiety from the outdoors and other ponies. She makes little crafts out of flowers and has a fear of being picked up by other ponies.
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Is FLCL Worth watching?
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>>11786896
Basically Fluttershy but nofrens
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>>11786901
They're like ponies but human and real
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>>11786751
Do it, I need to finish GL anyways.
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>>11786879
>>11786870
>Newfags trying to act hard.
>"MLPG hates feels!"
>"I've been here all summer, I know this shit!"
>>
How shitty will season 4 be? How can they actually make this worse?
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>>11786934
FS only has friends because the rest of the main 6 pity her.
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>>11786943
Well in theory season 4 will only look better compared to EQG.
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>>11786942
>using newfags unironically
>>>/b/
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>>11786943
everyone becomes a princess!
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>>11786952
At least it will have ponies.
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>>11786929
Animation on FLCL is amazing.
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>>11786937
I don't understand.
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>>11786942
>newfags
You're not helping our case.
Never say that again.
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>>11786953
>directing to /b/
>>>/b/
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>>11786934
no frens
no animals
final destination
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>>11786929
It's fantastic.
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Isn't My Little Pony a girls show?
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>>11786964
Tex speaks the truth
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>>11786942
Uh, no. It's easier to cap it if you do it all in the old thread and it doesn't clutter up the new thread for people who don't want to read it.

Also your instant ad hominem leads me to believe it is you who is the "newfag"

>using newfag unironically
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>>11786942
>m-muh incredibly lazy and poorly written fanfiction!

piss the fuck off
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>>11786974
Yeah, I guess so.
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>>11786974
Yes.
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>>11786964
That's pretty much been my exact sentiment ever since I kind of lost faith in the writers' abilities.
They can still find nuts occasionally but I'm here for the cute ponies now.
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>>11786943
Yes.
It can only get worse once a show jumps the shark.
S3 finale was the jump.
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>>11786964
Tex gets it.
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I have looked /mlp/ it does not exist, we have no Tom/Pony art.

This needs to change.

Infact, Twilight Sparkle x Tom ship is perfect.

>pic related needs to happen
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>>11786912
Lazier doesn't always mean worse, though.
every time you post this shit, I get worried about how much easier greentext is, and how it's harder for me to work on "real" stuff I've actually started than to just pop in here, see what the current's like, and say some stuff that actually goes for quite a while but just winds up gone forever
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>>11786966
pretend your left hand doesn't belong to you
now put it over your right shoulder and embrace
that's what a friend feels like anon
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>>11786919
>>11786941
Same to you two:
>>11786918
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>>11786964
What if Applejack becomes an alicorn and a princess?
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>>11787001
THINK OF THE FAN FICTION /MLP/

SPACE FARING DUO TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND TOM. DOING... WHAT TOM ALWAYS DID, KICK FUCKING ASS.
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>>11787001
Man, I'd kill for an old Toonami made PMV and previews. Those were incredible.
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>>11787001
No.
Fuck off.
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>>11786833
>"Well, you know how awesome she is with mechanics."
>"I may have struck a nerve and mentioned college to her."
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>>11786964
Those ponies sure do like chocolate!
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>>11787020
I will firebomb Hasbro headquarters.

This is a written threat, NSA.
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>>11787017
Thursday nights sound good.
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>>11786918
I'm up for anytime, preferably 4 PM or 5 PM
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pony should pony pony
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>>11787020
What if the world was made of pudding?
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>>11786968
>>11786953
Just trying to speak it's language...
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>>11787027
I hope it's chocolate and not chocolate flavored tofu
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>>11787040
Pony should pony you
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>>11787039
No time, sorry. What would be a good weekday?
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>>11787045
It's not polite to answer a question with another question
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>>11787015
Yep. Going right over my head.
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Pony?
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>>11787011
It's a good ground to get a lot of ideas in one space.
It's not entirely useless and in conjunction with some continuity and proper grammar could be the base of an actual story.
I don't ever read any of the sexual ones though.
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>mfw designing my first webpage on codeacademy

why did nobody tell me this stuff is so cool

can't wait until I get into the good shit
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>>11787011
that's your queue to not even bother with it

fanfiction is stupid anyways, especially if it's not a fapfic
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>>11787060
I give up, you're more hopeless than Pilot episode Twilight.
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>>11787021

pretty sure Tom got wrecked by some slime monster
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>>11787045
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets?
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>>11787079
Hasn't Tom died like 4 times now?
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>>11787082
I would eat them.
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>>11786889
Then they also enjoy noogies, then.
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>>11787070
Design a pony.
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>>11787079
I think I had nightmares of "The Intruder"
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>>11787048
It's actually a jelly donut
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>>11786987
go fuck yourself.
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>>11787101
Those are my favorite.
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>p
>o
>n
>y
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>>11786987
>I know how MLPG operates.
>Because most of the OC's (That MLPG hates) that MLPG made were not made using greentext.
>Or fleshed out using it, that's dumb.
>Dumb and wrong.
>There is no dropbox filled with such stories that do not count as actual fanficiton which by law is dumb for being fanfiction.
>So such a site that does not exist is doubledumb.
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>>11787111
Fucking Brock.

Why was he so best character.
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>>11787111
THOSE ARE NOT FUCKING DONUTS BROCK IS A LIAR
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>>11787061
rarity is thhe sexiest pony in the series.
Prove me wrong.
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>>11787092
Well if you look closely, the noogied pony is kind of wincing a bit. She's still enjoying the greeting but maybe not the act itself.
The belly rubbed pony looks like she's in a state of momentary bliss when she's getting that belly rubbed.

I submit that ponies enjoy belly rubs more than noogies.
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>>11787111
I wish I was a kid again so I could enjoy pokemon
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>>11787017
Pretty much any day, as long as it's around, say, 5 or 6 EST. Best days would be Wednesday or Thursday nights, I guess.
>>11787064
I've never written anything particularly lewd, except that one time I actually did. It was really more of a concept than anything I suppose... There were probably others too, though, that I just forgot.
Maybe I'll try outlining my story ideas, possibly in greentext. Not in here, though.
>>11787073
when you say stuff like this, it actually makes it easier to ignore you, because you're missing that one niggly weak spot I've got
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>>11787117
My favourite.
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>>11787123
All OCs are dumb.
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>11787079
Nah, Tom and Ruby escaped Metal Glen and they now hug all the notes.
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>>11787131
Fluttershy is the one who became a model
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>>11787020
She will, they all will.
From that point on it's nothing but tea parties for them.
AJ will never work the farm again.
Pinkie will never properly party or bake again.
Dash will never go fast or do weather again.
Fluttershy will never take care of animals again.
Rarity will never make a dress again.
Twilicorn will never read a book or live in the library again.
Just tea.
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>>11787131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4bx1lptzcA
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>>11787128
Because he wasn't. Croagunk was his best pokemon though.
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>>11787111
What did they think kids would do if they said they were rice balls?
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>>11787096

A coffee colored stallion with shaggy white hair

His name is Rufus and his cutie mark is a pair of sunglasses because his special talent is wearing sunglasses

he works at his dad's failing sunglasses stand at the Canterlot mall

bam
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>>11787123
Get out.
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>>11787133
It's the same kind of smile as when they hugged, I think it's just general happiness/laughter.
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>>11787157
Join the Communist party and marry same-sexes
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>>11787158
>Canterlot has no mall.
>It's a series of cardboard boxes.
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>>11787136
if you want to piss away your time and what little skill you have with shit that can't even be considered writing

that's your problem
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>>11787164
You are literally this mad at getting called out.
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>>11787145
IS THAT A CAT?
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>>11787025

>"Wait a sec - college?"

>"Well... yeah."

>You give Applejack the abbreviated version; finding the notebook in Applebloom's room; learning just how good she is with machines and construction, and just how much good it would do both her and the farm if she were to do something with this--
>Applejack holds up a hand, cutting you off.

>"Whoa now - hold yer horses a second, sugarcube - I think you might be gettin' ahead of yerself here."
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>>11787188
No, I'm pretty sure it's a unicorn.
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>>11787147
Fluttershy blew her career because she's ugly and smells like animals.
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>>11787157
>tfw you spent years searching for those magical donuts that you later discovered were weaboocakes
They'd thank them for not misinforming their young minds
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>>11787145
Is that a protozoa?
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>>11787123
does any of that make greentext fanfiction actually good?
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>>11787145
>perfect

IF SHE IS SO PERFECT WHY IS SHE SO PURPLE?
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>>11787136
>>11787038
Noted. Sorry for the inconvenience. I'll post the overview I mentioned ahead of time.
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Omigosh omigosh It's so hard to decide.I mean jack is so sensitive, but dash is SO hot. Cant we just catch em all?
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>>11787174
maybe it just feels pleasurable to be touched in general as a pony
maybe they have as many sensory receptors all as a human male does in his penis but proportionately all over their body
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>>11787145
>no wings
lazy edit 0/10
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>>11787212
Purple is the color of royalty

But of course your fullplebian mind could never understand that
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>>11787203
but it looks so much like a cat...
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>>11787025
>>11787190
>>>/mlp/
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>>11787164
No. You get out.
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>>11787210
It's enjoyable, and writing it is enjoyable. It's a bit of fun, like doodling stuff on napkins is fun, you know? Not necessarily serious, or even "real writing" if you want to go that far.
>>11787221
>Jack
>sensitive
wort
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>>11787206
At least in future episodes they edited them into cheeseburgers.
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>>11787243
No you smell
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>>11787187
Not mad at all. Just irritated that we told him to stop and he's still going. But I guess if he's going to keep doing it I can just filter the posts with recursive.

>called out
What? Did you think I was wrong or something? You post your greentext in the old horse if it started there, always. It's just common courtesy.
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>>11787244

...what.
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>>11787234
I enjoy reading it. Stop whining. People don't have to cater to your every whim.
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>>11787243

You have a stinky butt Rainbow Dash.

Get in that water and lift that butt up.

It's time for scrubbin'
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>>11787243
I'd shampoo her hair and clean her wings.
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>>11787247
but anon, my face is all dirty!

>>11787260
t-thanks...
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>>11787232
Cats don't have horns or manes.
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>>11787243
cum bath?
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>>11787268
God fucking damnit Dash is so goddamn cute

If only she wasn't such a huge cunt.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>11787260
>>11787265
imagine thoroughly cleaning every dirt little crack and crevice on that pony
nonsexually
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>>11787232
I am certain that that's part of their secret for making them so cute. When in doubt, animate like a cat.
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>>11787070
>it's got a little terminal thing to enter username and email account that's also kind of a lesson in itself
neato
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>>11787272
why is she acting so much a cat, then?
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>>11787278
She hasn't been a cunt in ages
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>>11787244
I share >>11787250 sentiments

I have no fucking clue how to process that information
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>>11787243
You can bathe yourself dash.
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might as well offer before I go to put my stram setup away.

anyone want a vidya stram? I was gonna' stram something for a friend but then it turned out the game's online was down and will be down for a while. figured i might as well ask before I put all t his stuff away and whatnot.
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>>11787284
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>>11787297
I haven't seen EG and probably never will.

It's not ponies, why would I watch it
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>>11787296
I don't know anon.
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>>11787279
because she's Fluttershy
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>>11787250
>>11787302
I'm pretty sure I remembered seeing somewhere that in one episode they actually drew over a rice ball to make it into a cheeseburger. I could be wrong.
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>>11787297
>
She's still a kidnapping, child abusing pony.
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>>11787279
That's a human anon.
Humans are the opposite of perfect.
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>>11787317
Exhentai, please.
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>>11787272
>implying
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>>11787310
Yes pls
What will you play?
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>>11787278
But she's not.

She's just brutally honest and not very tactful.
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>>11787322
Wait, my mistake.

It was a sub sandwich.
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>>11787310

What vidya?
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>>11787317
someone should tell her to act like a unicorn instead of a cat or people will make the same mistake I made.
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>>11787243
But there are apples in that water.
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>>11786874
>>11786902
>>11786907
>>11786922
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>>11787342
No, she's a self-centered bitch.

See: MMDW
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>>11787312
because, believe it or not, it can be as cute as ponies sometimes.
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>>11787350
>gif
please don't bring back the memories
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Would you rather go to equestria as your human self, or a pony? You cannot change your gender
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>>11787348

She's a horsecatunicornalicorn.
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>>11787348
How is a Unicorn even supposed to act?
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>>11787355
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>>11787311
I'd scrub that back and tummy until they shine
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>>11787350
what kind of apples?
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>>11787363
human self

I ain't walking on all fours and eatin' grass.
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>>11787355
I'm drunk so I'm everyone's friend tonight.
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>>11787367
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>>11787340
I dunno, but it'd have to be on twitch. I'd probably have to revoke the offer now that I remember that.
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>>11787363
How will ponies react to me being human?
If I become a pony will I get a cutie mark?
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>>11787360
And she got better after.

See: HCFS
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>>11787367
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>>11787363
Can we choose what kind of pony?
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>>11787362
What?

>>11787371
The sweet kind.
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>>11787355
>implying I'd want to be friends with you
I'd rather be alone

With my tears
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>>11787361
Fluttershy is cheating.

Are the rest of them any cute?
Is AJ still AJ or is she just a hick human bitch?
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>>11787363
Pony
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>>11787348
>He's hugging me...!
>Anon is hugging me!
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>>11787355
That depends
How loose are you feeling tonight?
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>>11787365
then why does she act like a dog so much
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>>11787190
>"Uh, getting ahead of myself?"
>You motion a hand towards the general area of Appleblooms bedroom.
>"I think I beat myself to the finish line..."
>Breathing in the coffee smell in the room you sigh.
>"She has more potential in that tool box than most pros..."
>You take a sip and chuckle.
>"I guess I made a real mess for myself because of this."
>>
YEEUOPONYUUYRT
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>>11787395
Aj is kinda cute
>>
DELICIOUS TEARS OF TWIFAGS:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/181/f/3/flash_light__safe__by_template93-d6bg0nt.png
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>>11787381
>on twitch
Worst possible thing.
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>>11787363
How big are ponies compared to humans? This is important.
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>>11787402

She's preparing for her cameo in LPS.
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>>11787416
This picture is kind of making me want to watch it after all.
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>>11787395
Twilight was legitimately adorkable.

AJ was there.
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>>11787387
Yes, but you cannot be an alicorn

>>11787382
Seeing how they come to accept every other sentient species, I assume they might be frightened at first, but once they figure out you're not a monster, they won't care.
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>>11787366
like this
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>>11787423
yeah, it's the worst thing in the world. worse than hitler.
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>>11787425
How big do you like them?
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>>11787419

That fucking face.
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>>11787425
this big
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>>11786934
baw, i would hug her
tried looking for a reference..does she have a cutiemark?
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>>11787444
>fucking
yes anon
exactly
penis goes into vagina
twily happy
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>>11787434
>That gif.
Okay, I chuckled.
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>>11787435
Oh fuck yeah
I'm being a birdpony
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>>11787433
Hey, maybe we could get a stream happening!
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>>11787456
no, she's a little filly
the CMC are her worst nightmare
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>>11787457

Unf
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>>11787433
The worst that happens is you not liking it.

as a whole, it feels like a slightly above average episode of the show. barring a rather dumb end.
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>>11787443
About that size probably.

>>11787445
That's too big. I'd prefer to be a pony in that case.
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>>11787425
Hopefully just small enough that my dick pushes aside their internal organs
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>>11787434
>average4channer.gif
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>>11787456
I don't think she has a cutie mark (yet?), maybe not at all
people were playing around with it just being a simple flower or like 2 shutters closed
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>>11787479
's being way too generous to EG.
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>>11787425
Honest answer is, if we are assuming ft in show=ft on earth, 3'8~ roughly stomach height on some people who are in the 5 ft range.
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>>11787279

needs a dick
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Pinkie micro>Rarity micro>>>>Rainbow micro>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluttershy micro>Twilight micro

Ranked by which ones actually felt like they could have been episodes.
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>>11787443

I prefer my ponies twice this size. That way they can give the perfect hugs when they stand on their hind legs.
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>>11787425
I believe they're actually about the same size, ponies being a couple inches longer.
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>>11787434
>Updating blog.gif
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Wait. Spike At Your Service was episode 10 of S3? I could have sworn it was one of the last 3 of the season.
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>>11787457
No, I mean the awesomeface.
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>>11787514
Twilight micro felt like a rejected episode more than the fluttershy one.
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>>11787525
GPP/JFS was basically a two-parter and MMC was the end.
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MORE PONY BELOW THIS LINE!


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>>11787525
episode 9
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>>11787525
No, I think Just for Sidekicks and Games Ponies Play came after it.
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>>11787516
Seems like they stop being 'little' at that point.
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>>11787552
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>>11787525
You're not exactly far off
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>>11787552
I'm okay with this
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>>11787470
I know she's not a pony, but I'd do anything to run my fingers in her hair and just fell it.
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>>11787562
Actual ponies are still much larger than twice your pony size
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>>11787516
I think I'd be kinda weirded out by their giant heads at that point.
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>>11787577
What about her pubic hair
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>>11787577
It's probably full of candy and very sticky.
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>>11787546
>>11787554
>>11787560
>>11787565
Fuck, I meant to say Just For SideKicks was episode 8, and I thought it was one of the last 3 of the season.

Wasn't it, though? Is Wikipedia lying to me?
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>>11787023
Are you talking about these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb1m8Fz3vsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8j0s6vlrgU
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>>11787583
No they're not.
He's actually very close.
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Perfect pony size is when their heads reach your waist line. Not because of sexual but because their proportions seem the best relative to humans at that size. Otherwise their head would be really big.
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>>11787552
Now look I'm all for ponies
but it's very late. Do you think maybe we should sleep instead?
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>>11787564
/r/ rarity dance pls
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>>11787611
Agreed
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>>11787587
This is actually what I look out for when I draw humans and ponies. I just don't want their heads to be too big.
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>>11787621
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>>11787622
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>>11787640
>whitepeople.gif
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>>11787621
sleep, much like sanity, is for the weak
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>>11787640
>WHI-
>Off-grey ponies.gif
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>>11787640
Thanks, anon.
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>>11787611
Just imagine, Great Pyrenees sized ponies
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>>11787658
7edgy
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>>11787611
Simply perfect.
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>>11787596
Oh lordy, the nostalgia
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>>11787660
Pink and grey Anon, pink and grey.
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>>11787684
>pink and grey
>pink
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT I'M WALKING ON AIR
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>>11787680
hng
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>>11787712

LETS FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER
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>>11787712

What does Sombra taste like?
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BIG RIGS IS
IN YOUR ASS

HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL?
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>>11787680
But what of...smaller pones.
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OH FUCK!
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>>11787712
CinemaSnob needs to do more horror films and less pornos.
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>>11787712
That's nice m8
When you were designing your not so careful plan, did you consider creating a grimderp personality for yourself to go along with your shit colour scheme ot did you simply forget that part?
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>>11787390
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>>11787736
Crystal Geyser
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>>11787736
Chips and Salsa.
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>>11787740
That's a really small couch
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>>11787758
Is twilight okay?
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>>11787726
>you will never have a little pony that would be happy to be called yours
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>>11787783
>not wanting to be the pony
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>>11787759
Hey, Pinkie, come on. Come back, please.

If you give my frenulum a tongue-handshake, I'll be your best friend forever.
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Twilight Sparkle Equipment

>Weapon - Spell Books, Scrolls
>Head - Ribbons, Hair Bands, Tiaras
>Body - Dresses, Robes
>Accessory - Bracelets, Rings, Pendants
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>>11787759
H-hey

don't feel bad, ponk

It's just that I wasn't born to be happy or have friends
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Andrea Libman's birthday is on the 19th

We should make a card or something.
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>>11787783
>>you will never
I will never read this
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>>11787740
that guy is just huge, look at the couch
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>>11787788
That's for faggots and weak willed losers.
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>>11787783
s-stop it anon
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>>11787799
Only if we can put porn and a 9/11 joke on it.
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>>11787759
>one anon ruins my Pinkie hugs

THANKS
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>>11787783
>Lyra is the neckbeardiest and crustiest of all the ponies and is looked down upon like 4chan looks down upon ribbit

Do you still want to take her in?
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>>11787783
>tulpa
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>>11787800
>you will never realize what you missed out on
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>>11787406

>"You kinda did, there..."
>She sighs heavily, before looking looking at you with an expression you're not quite sure how to read.
>"As much as I'd love to see my baby sister go to college, I don't think it's an option for us. Them schools are expensive..."
>She lowers her voice, leaning toward you.
>"...and between us, it's hard enough payin' back loans when they're for the farm."
>"Yer heart's in the right place, sugarcube... but there's other things you gotta think about too."
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>>11787817
Can female ponies grow neckbeards?
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>>11787818
Lyra's reminds me of no more heros
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>>11787838

I want to cuddle those two at once.
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>>11787836
SCHOLARSHIPS
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Goodnight MLPG.
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Late night Sunday night.

Where is your pone at?
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>>11787639
Okay.
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>>11787817
She looks and seems alright to me. Sure, why not.

Besides, she's a real fun pone.
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>>11787845
>quadruple lightsaber
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>>11787859
She's in my bed.
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>>11787858

>Twilight sleeps next to her giant horse dildo.png
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>>11787858
Jesus Twi, pretty lazy going to bed at like 8:00 PM.
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>>11787842
she damn well tries
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ᵖ-ᵖ-ᵖᵒᶰʸ?
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>>11787853
I have dibs on the blue one, actually, but you're welcome to share
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>>11787875
You don't say?
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>>11787885

I always hated the way Reaver titans looked.
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>>11787859
She's working right now.
When I must go to work she'll go to bed.
We don't speak much, I need to find a third shift job somewhere.
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>>11787842
The pony equivalent of a neckbeard is fuzz
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>>11787885
That's kinda cute.
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>>11787596
I'm looking at some of his videos, all those memories

I saw Big O. Has anybody ponified Dorothy, yet? Can't seem to find anything.
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>>11787920
I'm pretty okay with fuzzier ponies.
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>>11787885
She just gets more and more adorable.
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>>11787863
Lyra gets really caught up in emotions. While others are upset when their cakes get eaten, she flat out cries.
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butts
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>>11787909
I don't see a shotgun or sniper rifle anywhere in this image.
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>>11787928
I named my Linux box Dorothy after her.
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>>11787885

I bet Lyra is a total army bandwagoner who switched to chaos the moment the heldrake faq hit.
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>>11787931
Good job saving the wrong version of that image anon
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>>11787920
I like me some fuzzy, sassy ponies.
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Goodnight, MLPG.

I'm off to dream of other worlds. Maybe ponies will be a part of them.

Of course, I'll always have to wake up eventually.
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>>11787942
>ECMajor
Literally disgusting
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>>11787920
I'ma gonna rub that belly
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>>11787949
oh gosh I'm so sorry anon
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>MLPG gets turned into pretty mares
>they all keep their aspie neckbeard voices
This is my nightmare now
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>>11787958
It has a tail dock. It gets a pass.
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>>11787958
Don't diss the master of butts
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>>11787947
She runs an army with tyberos the red wake and marneus calgar for maximum hand based rape
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>>11787980
No, fuck those, the ponies on the show don't have them.
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>>11787982
>ECMajor
>master of
Stop
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so what coding language(s) should I dedicate time to learning?
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>>11787949
Happy now?
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>>11787984
please princess, please let her be happy tonight
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>>11787984
Oh shit

Can I run

Twi pls don't be mad
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>>11788000
They actually do you just don't usually see them
Remember when Snips and Snails had their tails shaved off?
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>>11787942
>you'll never rimjob dash
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>>11788005
swahili
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>>11788005
machine code
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>>11788005
FORTRAN
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>>11788005
navajo
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>>11787988

What's the fucking point of running Tyberos and Calgar together? Calgar's rule only affects units with combat tactics and Tyberos replaces that with chapter tactics.

Oh you were making a handjoke.
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>>11787856
what he said
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>>11787952
Last night I really wanted to dream of ponies
instead I had a nightmare that was not even pony in the slightest. So, I'm going to stay up late and pony and learn to code so I can live in my wizard tower all day and not have to leave it to work
>>11788005
I'm just learning them in the order codeacademy's doing, man. HTML currently, whatever next. Might skip Java, because I think /g/ says it forms bad habits or something
I'll be a real hacker someday I bet
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What if David Hayter voiced a pony?
I hear he's looking for work.
He's not, it's a conspiracy.
Would he be a hero or a villain?
He has played both as Solid and Big Boss.
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>>11788058

>he has played as both solid and big boss

No fucking shit? Anyone who knows who David Hayter is knows he voiced that.

That's like enlightening someone that Sean Connery played James Bond if the only thing Connery was notable for was James Bond.
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>>11788039
>If I just learn the basics of a variety of programming languages I'll be a hacker
Just skip a step and download some skiddie scripts now
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>>11788058
I would want to see mark hamil do a voice first

Partially because he is an excellent voice actor and partially to balance out john de lancie
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>>11787958
>>11788004
I like ECmajor for his technical skills but not for his subject matter.
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>>11788081
just like Celestia!
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>>11788079
I want Weird Al to do a voice.
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>>11787984
>implying I'd want to be friends with that one, either
I'm a bitter, bitter man.
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>>11788081
Eh, I'd put it differently.

I think he's very technically skilled but his artistic style is quite off-putting.
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>>11788081
He has mad skills at molesting real horses.
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>>11788000
Ponies on the show don't have vaginas either so why don't you throw a hissy fit on every pornographic pony image ever?
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>>11788058
Twilights Dad
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>>11788033
If you are taking calgar, you have clearly given up all hope of winning anyways. Might as well commit to glorious failure.
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>>11787562

Pones this size are perfect for sexually.
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>>11787984
Poor, sad little Pank. Surely Princess Twily hugs can cheer her up.
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>>11788105

If they don't have vaginas then how do you explain Mrs Cake giving birth?
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>>11788102
She's not there for you
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>>11788117
I hope Princess Twily throws her in the dungeon just because she can.
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>>11788118
The stork.
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>>11788112

Calgar isn't that bad. For the obligatory land raider priced character in every book he brings a lot to the table.

He's more useful in general than Abaddon for instance.
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>>11788120
The hell would she get sad about anyways. Why would she give a fuck about some sad random?
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>>11788120
what does it feel like ti be a pony and also to hug a pony?
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>>11788128

>he didn't see the special extended version where we see footage of the birth.
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>>11788128
>>11788105
>Standard
>mammalian
>reproduction
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>>11788128
>Not magic mirrors
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>>11788120
So that's what having friends looks like

L-looks dumb.
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>>11788000
All a dock is the pony's fleshy tail, and they have them.
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>>11787977
Jokes on you, my lovely baritone will sound hilarious coming out of a pretty mare's mouth will be fucking hilarious
I'll be a VA, just like Bon Bon
>>11788078
The hacker thing was a joke, but I always hear this, and I never understand it. Is it a joke? Wouldn't learning the actual bits of at least some language be better than ripping off actual scripts people have already made? Or am I supposed to be a script kiddie for a while, then edit them once I've somehow osmosisize the computer know-how?
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>>11788131
Abbadon can kill many times his weight though, it's crazy just how killy he is, even if his utility is lacking.
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>>11788135
something something show
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>>11788120
That looks like that's a comforting hug.
>>11788135
Nopo please shut up.
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>>11788076
I was taking a jab at Big Boss being a villain, not stating his roles.
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>>11788000
>>11788150
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>>11788120
Thank you

you warmed a bitter heart today
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>a cute mare will never play with your hair
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Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
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>>11787759
>>11787984
>>11788120
Thanks Twilight, Pinkie didn't deserve that FROM SUCH A RUDE ANON
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>>11788150
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>>11788164
that is a very round horse
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>>11788151
Of course its' good to know the languages yourself, but it won't automatically enable to you do amazing stuff with it. I mean, it's like thinking that taking English courses will make you into Shakespeare. You have to have the right mindset and talents.
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>>11788166
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>>11788172
R-Rarity? What are those strange noises coming from your room? Are you hurt?
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We have been posting for 3 years together. WE know next to nothing about each other. Well, let's start.

Hi, my name is Anonymous. I like My Little Pony.
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>>11788166
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>>11788152

So can Calgar. Sure Marneus loses to abby in a straight up fight but he's no slouch with powerfists and a powersword in tandem, combined with decent shooting capability AND the buffs he provides.

Plus Calgar benefits from being in a book that can actually deliver him into close combat, as well as the presence of hammernaters.
>>
QUIT HORSING AROUND
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>>11788182
But to follow that analogy, that's like saying ripping off Shakespeare for long enough would make you a good writer as well... which some might think of as true, I guess. Am I getting this right?
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>>11788194
Hi, my name is Anonymous. I like My Little Pony.
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>>11788194

Holy shit I thought I was the only one!

I to enjoy cartoon ponies.
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>>11788204
NEIGH
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>>11788153
I don't believe her.

She has some kind of alternative motive.
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>>11788200
Calgar can only hold his own against one or 2 tough guys. Abby can take on crowds with all the attacks he can put out.

I'll concede on the delivery argument.
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>>11788194
>I like My Little Pony
Isn't that a show for little girls, Anonymous? Are you little girls?
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>>11788207
I don't think anyone claims that using other peoples' scripts will make you a great hacker. But using Shakespeare's writing is more efficient than learning to write poetry yourself if you're just trying to quickly put out some good poetry for a specific purpose.
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>>11788166
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>>11788164
7/10 kinda cute
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>tfw LK is making you like bug-women
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>>11787818
>>11787884
You know, these don't really look like swords
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>>11788164
I actually kind of like your proportions of horses better than the show's.
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>>11788246
I doubt that they are moot
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>>11788263
You're not an artist, what would you know?
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>>11788246
Sometimes, I wish I was.
>>
I love you.
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>>11788194
My name is Chris and I am plagued by various intense paraphilia that I have tried and failed to supress for a very long time

It's ruining me
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>>11788298
I can't believe you.
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>>11788288
>You're not an artist
that may be but they still don't look like swords
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>>11788298
Back at you anon~
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>>11788259
They are pretty good
I wish he would draw that dragon girl more though
She was adorable
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>>11788310
You don't draw swords, what would you know?
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>>11788298
right back at cha'!
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>>11788310
How about buster swords?
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I've never gotten "keyblades".

They're not blades at all. They're just big keys with handles that you swing at people.
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>>11788345
I've never gotten Kingdom Hearts at all. It's a weeaboo Disney adventure?
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>>11788345
Keyclub didn't sound as cool
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>>11788345

They were implemented because they were more kid friendly than straight up swords.
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>>11788345

Kingdom Hearts is retarded. Just accept that and move on. Don't analyse it.
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>>11788361
It's perfect when you think about it
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>>11788310
Not even a Master Sword?
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>>11787884
Why would Luna's sword look like that?
Really, why?

You know what her sword would look like? It'd look like a normal longsword with the hilt being in the shape of a crescent moon and the grip being purple and ribbed and the pommel being a dark sphere.

It does not take an artist to say "These don't really look like swords" because they fucking don't they look like themed dildos.
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>>11788345

To be fair some of them get pretty vicious looking and sword like later on.
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>>11788345
To be fair, you'd have to try pretty hard to make a keyblade actually, well, a blade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPH8Pe5G1p0
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>>11788375
THEY'RE FUCKING KEYBLADES THEY'RE BASICALLY DILDOS FOR CONFUSED WEABOOS WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO APPLY LOGIC TO THEM
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>>11788375
welcome to Kingdom Hearts
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>>11788361
It's a game where the various Disney IPs are unique worlds you can visit and you play as a generic Final Fantasy weeaboo tween, yes.

It seemed pretty fun but I never finished it.
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>>11788388
>you'd have to try pretty hard
That's negative for any weapon, not a positive.
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>>11788389
IT'S STILL FUCKING STUPID DON'T YELL AT ME OR I'LL TELL PINKIE TO BITE YOU
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>>11788403
I JUST BIT PINKIE ON THE CLIT WHAT NOW FAGGOT
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>>11788388
Why don't they just call it a keymace or a keyhammer?
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>>11788400
Exactly.
That's why you either use a damn mace, or just make a sword.
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Daily reminder that Lightning will save the day in KH3.
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>>11788345
Well anon, that's the key point of Kingdom Hearts.
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>>11787856
>>11788038

>"They have scholarships, though-"

>She sighs, rubbing her eyes.

>"But how much would those even cover, if she could even get 'em?"
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>>11788418
Who is that
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>>11788418
Also
Star Wars
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Would you stick you keyblade in the pony lock hole?
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>>11788449
Maybe she could join the Reserve Officer Training Ponies and get everything paid for like I did.

Unless she quits early and ends up with massive debt like I did
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>>11788449
depending on the scholarship...all of it.
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>>11788472
Why would I want to fuck a whore?

That's like asking me if I'd really want to eat at a McDonalds on the highway.
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>>11788501
But there are no STDs in Equestria
what's the harm? It'll only cost a few bits.
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>>11788509
Well at least she doesn't smell?
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>>11788514
She might
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>>11788509
Because she's loose and floppy and doesn't give a damn about me.
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>>11788472
...maybe
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>>11788515
How badly? She had better take a bath.
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>>11788522
>loose and floppy
anon these ponies don't wear out
>doesn't give a damn about me.
well if that's your thing, but she seems caring too me
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>>11788526
That faint blush makes it.

And that little bit of fuzz.

And butt.
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>>11788388
>vid
That's pretty neat.
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>>11788472
yes.
>tail-dock
very yes.
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>>11788536
she smells like cheap perfume and crushed dreams
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>>11788541
You're naive and possibly autistic. Good for you, but I'm still not putting my dingus in no whore. I'd rather jack off for the rest of my life.
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>>11788536
She smells like fresh salsa and lime
pretty rank by pony standards
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>>11788551
here's the lewd colored version if you want
http://i.imgur.com/2VkCK2X.jpg
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>>11788560
that hurt
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>>11788604
Aw, look, I have nothing against whores. I just think that people who resort to them are worse than people who buy dakimakuras.
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>>11788541
>pony prostitute
>Cutie mark for whoring
>love your work honestly
>and your customers hard
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>>11788622
I would never personally buy one.
I was entertaining the idea that maybe they aren't so bad in Equestria.
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>>11788622
pfffhehehe
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YOU COCKY LITTLE FREAKS
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are there any ponos here today
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>>11788633
Imagine being her dad on the day she gets her mark
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>>11788638
They are.

Everything seedy on Earth is just as seedy in Equestria.

Get over it.
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>>11788622
>worse than people who buy dakimakuras
what if it's just a body pillow, as in a body pillow that's rectangular with a regular pillow cover? What then?
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>>11788660
but
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>>11788641
>Cocky
unf
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Happy Canada Day!
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>>11788647
The night does not recognize your pononos
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>>11788647
we ate all the ponos
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>>11788664
If you ever use it as if it's a person, then it's the same as if its' a dakimakura.

And I say that as someone who's used a bodypillow as if its a person. As if it's a pony, actually. It's a long and confusing story actually.
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>>11788664
Then I bet those people are pretty comfy.
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>>11788473

Remember, these stories are humanized.
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>>11788622
What if they buy hooker dakimakuras?
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>>11788688
>And I say that as someone who's used a bodypillow as if its a person. As if it's a pony, actually. It's a long and confusing story actually.
something tells me you're not talking about just hugging it while you sleep
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>>11788660
>Fluttershy in the fashion industry
>Doesn't starve herself or fuck the agent to get in
>no drugs
>allowed to leave whenever, no contracts
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>>11788647
Just Luna and she's busy.
All other pones are asleep.
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>>11788703

...oh.
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>>11788714
I had rape fantasies with her.

Good little lieutanants obey their COs whims.
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>>11788585
SO VERY YES.
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>>11788733
can i pet her
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>>11788703
Oh. I wasn't paying attention.

Hope Applebloom is ready for some debt to her nation, then.
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>>11788744
I must take her to bed.
She's been acting up again.
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>>11788744
Yes but you better keep your hands above the equator.
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>>11788120
>>
it's fucking July
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>>11788769
So it's Christmas?
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>>11788760
>tfw no purple pony to hug
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>>11788769
How sad is it that the only reason I noticed was that the archive rolled over?
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>>11788585
Who drew this
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>>11788769
What is this "it" you speak of?
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>>11788769
It's the time of the year for LOVE.
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>>11788755
>Batman said the same thing before I put him to bed, he was much more difficult.
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>>11788794
Someone who frequently draws shit like captured batpony guards being ravished by hulking diamond dogs

AKA a hero
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>>11788804
I thought that was Spring
and I thought it was dead already
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>>11788769
THIS IS WHEN THE WORLD ENDS

HOLD ME
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https://www.change.org/petitions/hasbro-studios-and-dhx-media-vancouver-save-flash-sentry
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>>11788815
I know

but who
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>>11788792
[Lemon]
I like his style a lot
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>>11788815
I quoted the wrong person

I blame alcohol

Just for the record
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>>11788822
Go away piss
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>>11788825
His style is pretty great.
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>>11788820
We've survived 15 months since this board was created.

We'll survive.
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>>11788822
>Flash Sentry really adds more life to Twilights character. With the added love interest Twilight Sparkle will be even more relate-able than what she already is.

Also do these people not realize that the script for S4 is already finalized?
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>>11788822
If I'm not mistaken, Season 4 is already done. These things are produced long before they're aired
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>>11788822
I'm not going there, but if it's what I think it is I want every one of them to be hit by a lorry on their way to work tomorrow.
>these people even work
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>>11788822
>don't care about Twilight
>know what would happen if he comes back

Signed.
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>>11788822
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>>11788825
Are there any stories regarding anon keeping a pony as a pet? One that doesn't focus too much on sex, but has that same level of fearfulness in that picture without going overboard (i.e, beating for the sake of beating)?
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>>11788844
YOU CAN'T STOP IT ANON

IT'S HAPPENING
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>>11788867
see
>>11788858
>>11788850
And now you just look silly
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>>11788874
icame
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>>11788878
how can you look at that picture and not assume the pony got fucked
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>>11788874
She said FS would do something awesome too.
It never happened.
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Where's that image of Wallflower making the decoration?
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>>11788815
Poor, poor July.
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlLV2l31Ba0
Thread soundtrack
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How do I copy a drawfag's style without people noticing?
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>>11788889
Oh, I'm pretty sure she got fucked, alright.

I'm just asking if there's a story where fucking isn't the main focus or is abundant throughout.
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>>11788889
Darf knows the score.

Seriously, I'm pretty sure all pet-fantasites, "nonsexual" or not, are based in sexuality. Whether you realize it or not, "pet" fantasies are sexual in nature. Get used to it already.
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>>11788325
Hnnng, i know
She's so fat and adorable
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>>11788924
the second you involve another person/being in the word 'fantasy', something is sexual

>>11788915
there's a fluttershy pet story that has a few chapters without sex, but i don't think that counts
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>>11788486
>>11788473
>>11788754

>She's quiet for a moment, pensively looking out the window as the sun goes down outside.

>"This... this' gettin' a bit much for me, sugarcube. If I'd-a known THIS is what you was fightin' about, I probably wouldn't've asked..." she says, quietly, before looking back to you.

>"All I can rightly say is...I got my thoughts and opinions... but when it comes down to it, it's Applebloom's decision... and it sounds like her mind's made up."
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What's that about batpony.
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>>11788924
Sex is always about dominance, but dominance isn't always about sex.
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>>11788954
>Sex is always about dominance
69
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>>11788939
Well, naturally, "fantasy" itself is a subjective concept.

but I'm pretty sure that, when you involve another sentient being as a "pet" of yourself, it's pretty obviously a sexual thing.
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>>11788943
Ugly but EP art inspires me to draw action oriented stuff.

Too bad you never post it when I'm in the mood.
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>>11788962
>I'll make my partner cum first, then be on top
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>>11788943
UNF THOSE EYE TUFTS
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>>11788939
It's my fantasy to eat icecream and high-five Vin Diesel.
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>>11788954
>dominance isn't always about sex
As someone with great interest in biology, them's fighting words.
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>>11788987
and how hard would your dick be while doing so?
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>>11788939
>the second you involve another person/being in the word 'fantasy', something is sexual
I don't know if I want to play D&D with you very much, darf
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>>11788649
Her first customer!
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>>11788992
half chub, I guess.
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Let's put it this way.

Not all sexual things need to involve the D.
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>>11788994
>D&D
>nonsexual
You have some pretty literally autistic playing partners
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>>11788990
interest doesn't mean you know anything about it

I have a great interest in sex, for instance.
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PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS, GETTING SHIT FOR FREE BY THROWING A TANTRUM
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>>11788120
>>11787984
>>11787759
Wait who
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>>11788333
Oops. I meant is this how you draw a sword?
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>>11789045
Nigga what are you even talking about.
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>>11788840
Good style, horrible lines. Everything is uneven scratches
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Everyone calm down and have sex with a pony.
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Public prostituion and prisoner sex are my fetishes
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>>11789045
>tfw you'll never have maximum autism and get people from the internet to pay all your bills
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>>11789061
On Hit: Enemy hears Pinkie Pie talking for 5 turns.
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I bet you'll cowards dont even smoke crack.
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>>11789084
those are both kind of unf
i'm not sure i get the second one though
like, they're in prison and having sex with each other
or like, a guard forces an inmate to suck his dick?
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>>11789045

>the one time using a big fluffy messy fabric would actually work
>they do this

...really?
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>>11789102
Dennis pls
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Does anyone have [lemon]'s batpony reporter?
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>>11789117
If I remember right, that's supposed to be what she'd look like either going to the gala or having her picture taken by Photo Finish.
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>>11789123
I'm afraid she was captured and raped by diamond dogs, anon.
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>>11789031
What, a nigga can't play some silly hack'n'slash campaign with his chums without bringing up how much we want to bang elves?
>literally autistic
Now see, that's just rude. If you hadn't said that, I'd have assumed you were joking.
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>>11789149
Oh.
Well can I get his tumblr?
I uh
need the evidence.
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>>11789151
LITERALLY.
SUCH A DICK, LITERAL AUSTIST.

No but really I was just rusing you.
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>>11789110
Like this
>>11788825
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>>11789173
Honestly it would probably take me as long to google his name and give it to you as for you to just find it yourself.
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>>11789090
>1% chance
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>>11789192
Considering I'm finding five other pony artists by the name of Lemon, I'd think you, actually being familiar with his art, would know more.
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>>11789084
>prisoner sex

liveleak videos of actual prison rape ruined the prison rape fetish for me
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>>11789110
>sucking dick through bars
Triple unf extreme smackdown
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>>11788333
>You don't draw swords, what would you know?
sometimes I draw swords
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>>11789229
How exactly does one get a prison rape fetish?
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>tfw no corey dragon maid to clean your place
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>>11789084
>Prison Sex

>Gay
That's fine
>Can only imagine two bikers going at it
Not fine
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>>11789174
AAAaaaaaah, thought so. Ya got me.
Time to go to sleep I guess
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>>11789255
how does one get any fetish?
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I went back to /v/ for the first time in months, and every thread on the front page had at most a thin thread connecting it to vidya. It was shit like reaction face threads, aliment threads, feel threads, a thread devoted to painting squares of an image, and a discussion about pacific rift. Is it just summer or have my perception about /v/ changed?
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learning html stopped being fun because making a table with images and wrapping each image in a hyperlink is like building a FUCKING ROCKET SHIP

but I'm addicted to this shit

does it get better
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>>11789229
>Get curious
>look it up
>"Prison rape is no laughing matter"
>video has laugh tracks in the background
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>>11789255
>he didn't play cops and robbers as a kid
>winner gets a blowjob
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>>11789271
insanity?
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>>11789255
The dominance and the forced sub does it for me
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>>11789255
i think its mostly people dont know what actual prison rape is and they think its just fun sex for all
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>>11789271

I hear you're born with a foot fetish
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>>11789283
/v/ is /b/
/vg/ is /v/
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>>11789295
How does one get the word 'fun' from the words 'prison' and 'rape' put together?
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>>11789283
when there is no videogame news there is nothing to discuss so the board turns into a chat room, like how mlpg is.
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>>11789295
Well
that's what it is for most fetishes like that. It's the idea, not the actual act that's exciting.
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>>11789283
Sounds like business as usual for /v/ - Random
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>>11789333
I'm sure there are people who find acutal vore exciting
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>>11789283
>Pacific Rim vidya
aw shit
>what if 2-player co-op
oh baby
this had better wind up existing or I'll be cross with you for posting notpone
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>>11789355
Yeah, but soft vore still exists for a reason.
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