Old thread: >>11778762Topic: Let's discuss the fastest pony around: Rainbow Dash!
>>11781799>He's the one who draws the art covers for Monstercat Records.Holy snap, that's awesome!
So is anyone going to Everfree NW?
>>11781820i like dat horse
PONIES ARE POLYGAMOUSYOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THE PONE
mlpg is nice place and my friend lives there.
have you checked your house to make sure there is no hidden anime in it
What about the cutest pony?
>you will never get rinsed
>>11781869I have two hands, I'm sure I could grope two pony butts.
Let's deconstruct some ponies!
I hope it never stops being the 10s.
>>11781893ur a faget
>>11781869>Implying they're not polyamorous >Implying I'd have to deal with more than 2 ponies a nightThey'd be busy between themselves
>>11781820Best ponyBest humanBest everything
>>11781906I preemptively have some bad news for you, Anon.
NO FUN BELOW THIS LINE________________________________________________________
>>11781869>>11781913Ponies are polygamous, polyamorous, and polysexual.You would be expected to maintain simultaneous relationships with three mare, two stallion, a griffon of both sexes, and a caribou.
wow i love fun
>>11781914>tfw madmax hats us>tfw most of you faggots were never here then, anyways
>>11781913Why would they want to be busy between themselves? They got with a stallion for a reason, anon.
>mfw directing other generals towards fetish discussion with skills I got in MLPG
_________________THIS MARKS THE END OF THE NO FUN ZONETHANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE
>>11781914I like it when Madmax gets kinky.
im having fun and no one can stop me
>>11781946>tfw most of madmax's popularity stems solely from the fact that she's been around since near the start.
>>11781960I'm pretty sure the FBI will one day.
>>11781951Now you just have to lead them to horseboners
>>11781939I can deal with the poniesI ain't no race traitor
Someone wanted this.
>>11781912MADANON PLSI'M DOING MY BEST
>>11781942Those are some shit humans anon.
I need a software to record audio from my browser that is not Audacity. Can someone help me please?
>>11781974Too cute. What's she eating?
>>11781010don't know why I was compelled to make her hide in the thing.Gonna go videogames now. I'll probably be back tomorrow after work to do more.
>>11781974What's she munching on?
>>11781989that's too ugh
>>11782003>full stop drawing againWhat is this madness?Keep going.
>>11781968Back in S1, she was one of only a handful of regular artists who drew pretty show-accurate ponies.And her frequent problems with english were also pretty funny.I think now there's enough competition that she probably wouldn't be nearly as popular, but then again it's not like she's mega-popular now, either.But obviously just being around back then gives you some points. Sorta like Kloudmutt.
>>11781977NO THIS SHIT IS UNACCEPTABLEFUCK SHIT ASS DARNI DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FIC WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME
>>11782003Awww shit that's cute as fuck.
Why is she so purple /co/?
>>11781974why does she have pimples on her chin?
>>11782017It's not that I've not been drawing, just not as habitually. and not here. my return is assuredly mostly-selfish as I'm bereft of ideas and I need to get myself back into the habit of drawing daily.
>>11782039She's not all that purple.Only about a 7/10 purple.
>>11782039Because it's the color of royalty.
>>11782013There has to be something.
Where did the term UNF originate?
>>11782036IT'S THE ONE WITH HUMAN TWI AND TRIXIEAND TRIXIE HAS HUGE TITTIES AND HIPSAND SHE USES MAGIC TO MAKE TWILIGHT HER PERSONAL LOVETOY
>>11782050That's right, make way for a real purple mare
>>11782055But that's Mua.
>>11782003Would you defend Trixie from bullies who said it was weird to wear a wizard hat to school, /co/?Would you help comfort her in the hall after they were gone, even though everybody's gone to class already and you'll be late?Will you fend her off when she tries to kiss you and tell her that just helping defend her from bullies doesn't mean she should start a relationship with you, that just because you helped her once doesn't mean she should throw herself at you?Will you have the heart to not take it back in a fit of weakness when she starts crying again?
Why is she so perfect?
Think we'll ever get a two parter split over two weeks again?Reading through all that hype in the RoH part 1 thread makes me really want to see that happen in S4.
>face sitting>girl on girl rimming>scissoringThis fandom does not cater to my fetishes. This is awful. There's hardly anything out there that I like.
>>11782087What kind of sandwich?
>>11782067OKAY THANK YOU
>>11782087what kind of sandwich?
>>11782087Did she just shove an entire sandwich in her face?What a disgusting, beastly pony.
>>11781968and she had a vaginaher whiteknights were creepy as fuck
>>11782087Oh shit, I did even notice it sitting right there.
>>11782078>not knowing your zebras
Do you think Dash would let me ride her?Just for a little bit, not sexually or anything
>>11782108Oh, Pacce, Pacce...
>>11782095there's an awful lot of pony porn, anon, I think you'd be surprisedwhat's your fetish?
>>11782118What kind of peanut butter? Smooth? Crunchy or whipped?
>>11782124oops, didn't mean to re-post that link
>>11782066>Where did the term UNF originate?It's an old term. No clue. MLPG has just been populariziing it lately.
>>11782079Just imagine if Janeway was a VA or cameo on MLP. That could be fun.What VA's cameo's do you hope to see in S4?
Rainbow dash is overrated lesbian. Pinkie pie is better pony.
>>11782090Because leg holes.
>>11781974>praying mantis hands
>>11782141>VA's cameo'sgo away and never return
>>11782095There's some lesbian rimming, I've seen italso a big fan of that btw
>>11782087>Sandwich.Should make the sandwich and plate more obvious.
>>11782132Crunchy, what kind of question is that?
I thought this would be biggerhttp://i.imgur.com/sIEcLlB.jpg
>>11782154>praying mantis ponies
>>11781958This is awful
>>11781820Do you even watch the show?
>>11782190not as bad as that one megasweet picture he loves though
>>11782154>praying mantis hipshttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1372169798609.png
>tfw no crotch friction
>>11782086Oh man. It would pain me so, but I'd try.
>>11782205I didn't think it was possible to have such bad taste until I met Nanaki.
>>11781974Such a qt 3.14
>>11782173>Buying a smallOf course it isn't big7 inches isn't big at all
>>11782249Tex pls draw all the ponies nibbling on a giant sandwich together.
>>11782201don't get it
>>11781869But the show canon implies monogamous.
>>11782229>tfw pony will never generate crotch friction with you by rubbing their pubic tuft against your cock
>>11782249dash is gonna be so faaaat
>>11782218mantis quest when, LK?
>>11782249Still hardly noticeable
does this pony pony enough?
>>11782246Do you think his dick tastes nice?
>>11782249that might be a little too much food for a tiny pone
>tfw speedycloud will never wreck your barnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmMvqeBv6jM
>>11782264She isn't already?
>>11782229This is actually a pretty cute pic.
>>11782249is the sandwich big, or is she very little, like my little ponies are supposed to be.
>>11782275That sounds like a challenge
>>11782233You know what I fucking mean. Stop making trixie something that she isn't. it's no better than S1 Lunafags.
>>11782260Lightning Dust is the fastest dyewts
>>11782190what's wrong with it?
>>11782249Big Sandwich?Or tiny pony?YOU DECIDE!
>>11782249She should invite some friends over to help her out with that.She could share the sandwich, too.
>>11782281Is "barn" a euphemism for rectum?
>>11782249I don't know people could still easily miss it.
>>11782270she might not pony the most, but she ponies the hardest
>>11782291It's ugly looking.
>>11782271dunno, but I'd suck itI still cum to thank you.mp3 sometimes
>>11782267He said noI want it pretty bad too
>>11782289Rainbow Dash the only one that fast enough to a sonic rainboom
Is it true you can't become a successful tumblr artist without some sort of fabled fap video no one can ever seem to produce?
>>11782318>mp3I mean wmv
>>11782283>pewdiepie in tagwat
>>11782341The link is floating around...
>>11782286She's just littleAnd getting smaller
>>11782340I bet Celestia could do one.If she wanted to.
>you will never fuse your princesses
>>11782341who are you talking about?
>>11782373I'd tickle little pony.
>>11782340Implying that makes her the fastest
>>11782390Should she be eating something that can talk?Does it hurt?
>>11782390What the fuck is that on the right side of the picture?
>>11782390What a friendly sandwich.
>>11782390There's no bite from it. How do I know she's really eating it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WCSLeb3IA>"But on hoof, I'd say Applejack could definitely give me a run for my money..."Then which pone is faster?
Twilight > Trixieprove me wrong.
>>11782381AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH unf AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>11782254i wish i knew that beforehand
>>11782390but there's no bite mark
>>11782381Looks like it came straight out of Dead Space.
>>11782390Kinda looks more like a cake.
>>11782399>implying that isn't
>>11782417I like Twilight.
>>11782381>>11782424More like The Thing.
>>11782400Oh, I thought you were talking about Nanaki
>>11782447I can tell this new pone is going to be a cutie.
>>11782417twilight's nice, but who's that silly human oc?
>>11782452A Nanaki is fine too.
>>11782417>brilliant shade of blue>showy>cute flutterbutt hair>cute voice>sexy implications>not turning into a princess
>>11782416That red pony was pretty cute.Too bad she had such an awful coat colour
>>11782447NOoutside is never safetheres always bad pones trying to get a quick laugh out of humilliating othersstay home
You are dropped into Canterlot naked and with no possessions of any kind.What happens?
is pony your friend?
>>11782482Can you like, write instead of dumping pictures of trixie that I've seen already. I mean ffs you actually showed a WiP of it. Once.
>>11782480I don't think I want to click that.
>>11782493I sure hope no cute stallions try to rape me~
>>11782447You tell me.
i want to cum inside this
>>11782493I go to Manehatten because fuck Canterlot.
>>11782476I think my dick is about the same size as Nanaki's
>>11782499I'm working on it as we speak.This is just how I stay motivated.
>>11782493I hope big mac doesn't see me like this and get any ideas~
Why are there not more fics about Trixie being slutty and loving cock?
>>11782501Don't make me go there anon
>>11782514What's the book that sandwich is reading?
>>11782520Why are Twily's feet broken?
>>11782514Wait, I thought that was Applejack.
>>11782514That is one angry cake.
>>11782520I don't believe you but ok.
>>11782527Because typically Trixie is written as to having a cock.Pay attention, Anon.
>>11782540>>11782538>>11782527Stop asking questions anon.
>>11782514What is she reading?
>>11782476At least I'm thicker.
>>11782514Did you forget about my request?
>>11782514How did Rainbow Dash inject sentience into a sandwich?Was an evil ritual involved?
>>11782390Is it time?
>>11782488I will brave the realm outside this thread and defend you from harm. I have wandered those wastes many times and braved the generals in search of OC.
>>11782560Don't you have some ERP to do?
>>11782512I can't open that image.
why are people spamming horrible humans
>>11782493Rage like a motherfucker that someone took my clothes.
>>11782420I could have shown you~
>>11782556>How to Eat Giant Talking Sandwiches
Guys, helpI really want to fuck this pony.What do?
Pony has just come up and taken a big bite out of what you are currently eating.Now your food is mangled and covered in pony saliva.What do?
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO NAME SOMETHING WORSE THAN nah just kidding, i hope you're having a good nightunless you're a tripfag
>>11782593But I'm not eating.
>>11782593>Bowl of weet bixWhatever
Reminder to drawfags to practice your anatomy.
>>11782593>eating at your computerneckbeard pls
>>11782610>weet bix>not vita britsFull pleb.
ARE THE PONIES ON THE SHOW REAL?
>>11782593>eating in bedugh
>>11782611OkayHey Rainbow DashWanna fuck?
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS NOW YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>11782607Then pony opens your mouth and laps out whatever remnants pony can find in your teeth.
>>11782573You can't? Odd. What about this?
>>11782623That's a very interesting metaphysical question, anon.
>>11782593>bowl of scrambled eggs and hash brownsIt already looked like it was mangled and covered in pony saliva when I made it
>>11782623Yes they are but you are not.
>>11782619They actually are vita britsI just call them weet bix
>>11782636>having a waifu>not just having a favorite pony
>>11782658why is that man wearing a dress
>>11782662>not having a waifu
>>11782636Go directly to bed.Do not pass GO.Do not collect 200 bits.
>>11782636Go away, worst horse. I'm trying to enjoy my waifu.
>>11782670That's for him to know and you to find out.
>>11782638I'm not sure if I object. I wouldn't want to offend the ponies if this is their culture.
>2011>WAIFUFAGS ARE FUCKING WEIRD>2013>YOU DON'T HAVE A WAIFU? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>>11782686pic related, it's worst horse
>>11782691Yes or no?
I require cute.
>>11782662howhow could youhow could you break pony's heart like that
>>11782704>not understanding the complex layers of irony and humor and subtle ass-covering lies in MLPG
>>11782686>twifufag calling another pony worst
>>11782698You know you want to draw Applejack scolding anon for poor eating habits and plucking the offending material out of his mouth.
>>11782718>celestia preening twilightunf
>>11782704>>2011>>WAIFUFAGS ARE FUCKING WEIRDPeople have been waifufagging ponies since 2010.
What's the most important part of the zebra stack?
>>11782750Having a penis.
Why is MLPG so obsessed with dicks?
>>11782704>2011>haha, of course we don't waifu these ponies! I mean, that would be silly! Don't worry /co/, w-we're totally normal, definitely don't waifu these ponies at all, nope...please stop deleting our threads....please...>2013>YOU DON'T HAVE A WAIFU? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>>11782750UNF UNF ZEBRAS UNFFFF AHHH UNF
Someone said she was too much like fluttershy so I tried to think of a hobby for her. She makes floral accessories like hair pins, corsages, etc.Keeps everything locked up tight in fear of insects or wild animals eating her supplies.Does that work?
this thread is now haunted
>>11782750LecithinPyguem if you want pre
>>11782750You in the middle
>>11782560Why the fuck would Tex draw something you requested? What have you ever done for him?
>>11782764Who is this?
>>11782764Jesus, she's painfully cute
>>11782714>just make it quick egghead
>>11782719Why does this kid get twenty bucksI want twenty bucks
>>11782743There needs to be more preening pictures.
>>11782774that is where I want to be.
>>11782288That wasn't me saying pls, but I was really just running with the picture presented. Just saying.
>>11782514Request:Something completely new and original.
>>11782764This really works.
You come across a grief stricken and heartbroken pony.What do.
>>11782596I have suddenly come down with the startling desire to make the first ever bat pony tulpa.
>>11782758Why aren't you.
>>11782721nanaki was never committed to any relationship
>>11782790There really do.
>>11782764>Keeps everything locked up tight in fear of insects or wild animals eating her supplies.Yes. Yes.
>>11782788Are you a 4-inch tall baby goat?
>>11782793what the fuck, why did you accept his request?!
>>11782788>you will never have a button that gives you 20 dollars for free and can be used once a dayI could live happy
>>11782764There should be a poster on her wall that has a picture of a pony hugging another pony with a big red circle and slash through it
>>11782801>tender, loving __________rape________
>>11782796Well ignore that guy and keep going.
>>11782800sure, I need to find some more cosplay pictures though.
>>11782824Shut up Sentenal.
>>11782801Ask her if I can take her home to her parents.
>>11782801"Here's lookin' at you, kid."
>>11782801Ask what's wrong and, if appropriate, hug.
>>11782804I amMLPG takes it to creepy levels
>>11782764>The only window on her room that isn't permanently bolted shut is the one she puts her flowers in to get sunlight>She gets super anxious whenever someone passes by
>>11782804because I'm not gay
>>11782790That is a tiny Twily
>>11782514Ok, now draw a giant sandwich reading with glasses on.
>>11782801stop beating her dead father.
>>11782841ur not gay?? get the fuck oot!
>>11782787>her face when you're the best lay she's had
>>11782800Is that Twily a man?
>>11782829>raping someone when they're downyou fool, then they have nowhere to go but up
>>11782831g-gosh, thanksbut I'm not really sure where to go from there on that specific thingI appreciate the compliment though
>>11782832There are very few, but some are really nice.
THATS ITI'M WAIFUING WYSTERIA
>>11782841>not being gayWhat a faggot.
>>11782842you like little Twily?
>>11782851nahI would much rather talk about ponieslike Fancy Pants, what exactly is his job?
>>11782854Yeah.Best fuck ever
>>11782868Well what about anon helping Trixie get back on her feet, but trying to avoid her advances?
>>11782897Finding stallions who think they're straight and setting them straight
Who's down for hats? I'm down for hats.
>>11782897Suck dicks, all the dicks, because UNLIKE YOU he's totally HOMO.
>>11782897He runs a foal prostitution ring
>>11782901Look at the gut on that fat pony
>>11782874>not waifuing firefly
>>11782897Being fancy as hell. Duh.
>>11782910I would if I could.
>>11782907>>11782915>>11782916that doesn't sound kid friendly>>11782919but how did he get fancy?
>>11782922that's what you get for doubting neutron, applejack
>>11782901Dude, I made you cum like 6 times
>>11782922I'm waiting for it. what am I waiting for?
>>11782482Why is Trixie's back broken?
JessyGreen ranger Palette when
>>11782932Tex is becoming domesticated like those sheep.
>>11782870>>11782928heh, just realized after I posted that reply that it was the same cosplayer, then when I just about to post this when you posted that new picture. you weren't kidding about good trixie cosplays being rare.
>>11782897Kicking ass, taking names, and getting the mares
Who's willing to draw this pony?
>>11782897Celestia pays him to give Rarity the dick.He probably also day trades.
>>11782937Hard work, determination, and cocksucking.
>>11782932What would other ponies try to dress Tex up as?
>>11782910If enough people join the server I'll play.But if not I won't.
>>11782956Yeah that one Twily with the book is totally a dude.
>>11782957I cannot help but think that Fleur is a member of the Saints.
Anyone going to Everfree NW?
Well, just in case you don't have the info for the server it's:IP: 184.108.40.206:27015pass word is bonbon
>>11782964Going to play a different video game.>>11782969Your guess is as good as mine.
>rereadin threadIs this my little seth general or what
>>11782939Quit reading fanfiction, anon.
EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT
>>11782373god that's cute
>>11783016I would if I could but I can't...
>>11783001I could see Panka dressing him in a Cromartie uniform.Because 4th wall and that.
>>11783009MLPG has been liking Trixie after MD a lot more for some weird reason.
>>11783006This is why I drink
>>11782910I'm down for it. Wouldn't want to do something productive now would I?>>11782983except in Equestria the Saints are a team of crack special agents who infiltrate key functions of the aristocracy and common public to thwart underground dark magic cults. Fleur is on Fancy's detail because of suspicions arousing from the fact that he, in fact, wears no pants.
>>11783033I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
>>11783031>a Cromartie uniform.that sounds like a good idea>Because 4th wall and that.and there it goes, turning sour
>>11783032>>11783009I thought it was just like Nanaki and his but buddy shit posting Trixie spam
>>11783001>Going to play a different video game.Which one?
Which pony just can't take this unbearable heat, drenched in sweat and feeling miserable?
>>11783022Little ponies are pretty adorable.
>>11783057It's not like she has to mention where the uniform comes from.
>>11783069ponies don't sweat, they foambut the answer is Twilight
>>11783056WELL FINISH IT AND THEN STOP READING FANFICTION
>>11783069She doesn't mind being hot or sweatyBut she'd rather be cooler
>>11783020EXTRA OIL AND M S G
>>11783069probably this oneshe prefers the comfortable life, for the most part
>tfw halfway through making something you realize how terrible its turning out and how bad the idea was in the first placeI don't even know if I should keep going.. but I did put all that time into it.
>>11783087I'm trying, it's just so long!
>>11783083the moment you mentioned the 4th wall, it turned into a stupid idea
>>11783090That can be arranged
>>11783126I'm not the guy who mentioned the costume.
>>11783132Can you please stop?
>>11783106I would totally rub her bald head to tick her off.
>>11783151your point?its still a stupid idea
>>11782994ok I'll play
>>11783158Might as well, I'm running out of good images.
I know that this is a pretty weird thing to ask for, but does anyone happen to have an old Sweetie greentext about taking her to a dance?
>>11783170If I see that guard one more time...
>>11783213would you rather see Matador?
>>11783192In the future please don't use the thread to only dump imagesMake an imgur link or make another thread if you'd like to
>>11783239>this will never happen because Faust is gone
>>11783254We'll run out of Generals soon!
>>11783064I'm not posting any images of trixie right now and i also have started liking trixie more recently
>>11783106>tfw throwing out a thousand lines of code
SMALL COLTS HUGE WIENERS
>>11783283Oh please, please make it go away.
>>11783300>tfw I want to lose weight just so my dick will look biggerDamn colts with massive cocks
>>11783300NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES
>>11783197Jesus FUCKING Christ that was horrifying
>>11783300>Rarity helping Pipsqueak pick out new panties>most of them fit fine because he has a small and cute coltwiener
Would you go over to a colt's house and play action figures?
>not liking Twist
IP: 220.127.116.11:27015 Pass: bonbon Come hats and stuff! We're 10 already
>>11783342We joke about Fluttershy being worst pony but honestly who can contend with Twist
>>11783352>>11783342Has Twist even spoken since season 1?
>>11783376She had one line in season 2.One line.
>>11783337Like non sexually?
which pony is most nonpareil?
>>11783416His older brother is homeHe thought it was a little weird that a grown man was coming over to play "dolls" with Rumble but he doesn't seem to mind
>>11783448I want to be in that belly
>>11783448SHE IS SO SQUISHY
Did we ded?
i went to botcon and did not pick up this comicdid i fuck up?
>>11783513>tfw no attractive older lady to come on to you>tfw a few older guys have hit on you
>>11783527No, money saved in money earned.
>>11783527Oh my god that is seriously fucking adorable.
>>11783527>not grabbing the best cover when you had the chanceI have never been so disappointed in anyone before.
>>11783527Pinkie Pie would be grand as Optimus Prime's sidekick for a comic.
>>11783527JUICE WHY DON'T YOU CONTRIBUTE ANYMORE?
>>11783522Is that real, and actually what we think? Tara goofing around with Lauren?
>>11783564Why don't you?
>you will never buy pony a larger set of vacuum cups when she outgrows hers
>>11783527It's a pinkie comic anon, pink pone is worst pone
>>11783527>Optimus Pinkie>Not StarDashWasted opportunity
>>11783548i didn't pay the 5 bucks to get it so i could eat mexican food>>11783564i don't have any way to take pictures of my drawings anymore. if i did i would
IP: 18.104.22.168:27015 Pass: bonbon Hats and stuff
>>11783579>hello kitty>hello pussyhue
WHY ARE THESE CLEMENTINES SO DELICIOUS?
>>11783522Now that's what I call bootlegging!Also reading tomorrow if anyone is interested
>>11783692Keep that mane short
>>11783745FUCK YOU LEE, YOU LEFT ME ALONE TO BE EATEN BY ZOMBIES
>tfw no qt pone to sit in your lap and cuddle you while you play vidya
Stop farting in the thread, thank you.
>>11783577>worstSurely you jest!
What if pony took a black light into your room?
>>11783862They'd be sorely disappointed
sex with celestia
>>11783829Delicious bug pony
>>11783892forbidden by law
>>11783862Sexy cumstain revealing rave
>>117827885/5 bretty good.
we chrysalis now
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FAPFICSFUCK
>>11783901I made no such law!
>>11783937I really wish she enjoyed it the whole way through instead.
>>11783733Maybe I'll actually make it to one for once
>>11783902>pony has a devious look on her face as she turns off the lights and flips on the blacklight>she finds a crudely made 3x3 foot encrusted depiction of herself on the wall made entirely by semen>her jaw drops and she just stands there horrified as you ask "d-do you like it?"
>>11783959look at the authorhe gets off on shame and discomfort
>>11783983>when you tell her you made it in one her eyes go wide
>>11783951>there will never be a MLPG reality show
>>11783989If only there were ponies who get off on vomiting thick streams of semen.
I wish I knew why Luna looks like clara so much from that show
>>11783923>headphones printed on your shirtIts one of those things that seems clever until you realize what you'd look like wearing it
>>11781910>Foucault.>calling anyone a faggot.>dies of being a faggot.I hue'd.
Capped from last night.
>>11783991>LK will never draw more swollen bugpone
How would your favorite pony feel on her big day
>>11784100>fighting/disagreeing with your waifuThank God - I thought I was the only one who thought the Teen Feels needed more of that.
>>11784141Applejack doesn't feel.
>>11784100And a little of the stuff that came before it.Enjoy.
>>11784141I'm sure she'd enjoy all the attention
>>11784113He needs to update Scratch first.
Do you leave your ponies thoroughly drained or achingly full?
IP: 22.214.171.124:27015 Pass: bonbon Hats!
>>11784205He really doesn'tHe draws her cute but it's kind of a stale novelty at this point
>>11784238Oh come on, how much personality can you give a random background pony who's only trait is that she's a DJ before it gets old?
>>11784256we have not yet hit peak scratch
>>11784271Why hasn't this been redone with a pony yet?
>>11784271...why does her ass explode at the end?
>>11784155>Applebloom's always been good at fixing things.>Find her notebooks one day>They're full of notes and technical drawings>Tell her she could get into a good college and really make something with this gift>She wants to stay here, at the farm - she doesn't think she's the college type.
>>11784180>>11784100You do gods work, cap man.Glad so see the feels back on track.
>>11784387I feel like that pony shouldn't be plugging herself
>>11784354She's having an orgasm from sneezing
>>11784414...does your ass explode when you orgasm?
>>11784376Me too. Now that motherfucker bastard who ended the feels can't stop us again.
>>11784387i feel like that should be a usb port.
>>11784365this is my headcanon as well
>>11784365do ponies have college
>>11784365>>11784430Reminds me of Aspirant's Cute Quest Apple Bloom
>>11784425Do you ALWAYS have to mention that? Bloody fuck that was months ago; i'm pretty sure that guy hasn't done anything like that since ever.
>>11784448Scoots was best ending.Sweetie forced us to be with her.
>>11784482>i'm pretty sure that guy hasn't done anything like that since ever....Gee I wonder why...
>>11784482He ruined it before and that is why they ended. He will ruin it again with a chance.
>>11784514>>11784482what are you guys talking about?
>>11784514>with a chance
>>11784514>>11784502Is it really that hard to just not bring it up again and just ignore him if he decides to spring up again?>>11784527Some guy "ruined" and old teen feels thing and it's always brought up by one guy whenever something like it pops up.
I drew a thing for a 30-minute art challenge. I figured I'd post it here. I got to choose the theme.
>>11784581Are those my fucking clothes?
>>11784576>One guy.Try some of the four writers.
>>11784581Why is she wearing my clothes?
>>11784603>>11784609Because you're a stylish young man and she wants to look hip.
>>11784581curse that foxy mareone of these days i'll catch her with her hair undyed
>>11784603>>11784609Pony likes to wear your clothes because they smell like you.
>>11784664>>11784628I don't mind if a cute one does it but that old bag has some mayoring to do.
>>11784673>old bag>not cuteI OBJECT!
>>11784716What are you gonna do, banish me?
I HAVE A FEELING THAT MAYOR ISN'T AS OLD AS SHE LETS ON
>>11784581You should make her hair pink.It's her natural colour after all.
>>11784673Now you've gone and hurt her feelings.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cb221455b0d5ccdb9769bb191f27807/tumblr_mp49z6D1ox1sprnvco1_500.gifhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/5cb221455b0d5ccdb9769bb191f27807/tumblr_mp49z6D1ox1sprnvco1_500.gif>yfw Lamar is probably swimming in bronybux nowI wish I could do stuff like that...
>>11784765>you will never swim in bronybux>even if you got good, the brony fandom will end soon and it will be years before another thing with such a rabid fandom comes along and throws money at everything remotely related to it
>>117846084 guys ruined it?
VENTURE BROTHERS STREAM WHERE?!
>>11784765>>11784828You guys are seriously over estimating the amount of money these people make
Which horse is the least horse?
>>11784756She's cute either way.
>>11784750She tries, doesn't she have bags under her eyes usually or am I just imagining them due to her grey mane and glasses.That seems like too much effort for the show's budget and a pony that shares the same body as everyone else, but occasionally the staff embellish.
>>11784853>tfw tiarawhy has made $4,600 since this thread started
>>11784882Wait, you can't see it?
>>11784894that's less than a month's wage for me.
>>11784895good night flitter~
>>11784765what is zonk's pony tumblr again?
>>11784909well that's nice for you
>>11784909what do you do?would you recommend it?
>>11784868The twist is that she's the youngest mayor in the history of Equestria but she does her best to fit into expectations. She's working on a technique to shuffle around more like a pony 60 years older than she is but she still betrays her true youth in small ways.
>>11784894I would be angry if this was real
>>11784957I code.And yes, if you can get into a good university and get a master's degree and get a strong job through that.If not, being some code monkey for some random firm? maybe not so much.
>>11784365>"I don't see why you're makin' such a big fuss outta me goin' to college!">She tosses a wrench aside - a bit more forcefully than necessary - and digs for another in the toolbox, hunching over a piece of farm equipment>"I dunno if you noticed, city-mouse, but there's a lot needs doin' around here - I can't go gallivantin' off to some big school when I'm needed for the harvest, and every time somethin' breaks down!">Picking up a hammer, she beats a dent out, filling the barn with a metallic din, before wiping her hands off with a rag, glaring into her handiwork.>"They wouldn't want my kind there anyway," she says with a scoff. "...C'n you picture me, sittin' in a classroom? Showin' some professor those silly doodles?">She tosses the tools back into the box with a loud clatter before kicking it aside.>"Prolly think I was some kinda jumped-up Okie tryin' to act smart...">"And how would I even pay for it?? Money don't exactly grow on trees - even ones as good as ours! I can't get no loans, and them banks are a buncha bloodsuckers, anyhow!">"That's why they got scholarships, Applebloom! All you need to do is get one--">"Don't make fun!">"...I'm NOT, though...! You ARE smart! These 'silly doodles' are way beyond what *I* can do! You think any old farm-girl could design a windmill? Or a cattle enclosure? Let alone a city-mouse like me...">You reach over to take her hand, but she pulls it away.
>>11784365>>11785012where's the sexnot giving a shit until then
>>11784987Funniest thing it is.Check his trending stats.And what is even more funny? he haven't moved his ass or dropped a sweat. He is paying vidya right now most likely and having fun.
Streaming batpony come watch if ya like!www.livestream.com/cosmonawt
>>11785011what's the work like?
>>11785012>city-mouseThis shit is irritating.
>>11785071yeah, it could stand to be dialed back a bit...
>>11785055Except it's not true.Pewdiepie only makes 3 grand a day. He puts out videos way more than Tiarawhy does and gets WAY more views.He definitely does not make 4,600 in the span of a few hours.
>>11785071>>11785083It's kinda been her nickname for you since these started.
>>11785098>90 grand a month being retarded
>>11785098I wish I could figure out how to get youtube famousI've never tried but I don't want to crash and burn
>>11785116it was used like, once in the original story
>>11785083>>11785071seems alright to me, he only uses it twice.
>>11785160You heard the manThat bitch ass bone head stole Scoots' man
>>11785167oh don't be so bitter than the vote came out in Sweetie's favor
>>11785068It was always humanized.
>>11785160She guilt tripped us into being with her!
>>11785098>that denialSo much green envy and black jelly.
>>11785167Honestly I thought Apple Bloom was the closer of the two left as runner up.>>11785196She made you clothing, I don't think that was guilt tripping. Bribing, maybe.
>>11785216Yeah, it's too bad you were kind of pressed for time. I feel like we didn't get a good chance with Scoot.
>>11785214>Refute the central point with a fact>lol u jelly xd so mad y u so jelly?Thank you for admitting you were wrong.
>>11785236Could always do it again some time. But yes I do wish I'd had more time. Even for how it was though it was pretty fun.
>>11785065Chill as fuck>>11785072C, C++ and Ada.
>>11785171I stole them.
>>11785236Poor scoot. I kinda did want scoot ending.
>>11785268seriously, define chill as fuck
>>11785098>He definitely does not make 4,600 in the span of a few hours.Why on earth did i think "since this thread started" meant october 2010I'm a retard.
>>11785295I wanted a silver-spoon route>that note in her desk
>>11785301cucumber prostate stimulation
>>11785315scootaloo dancing with dinky
>>11785315adorable ponies having tea in the manliest way you can possibly imagine.
>>11784844>This fucking episode
>>11785315Fluttershy watching in amazement
>come back to MLPG after months of nopone>you're all arguing about dumb shit againYep, I'm home.
>>11785301Coffee and tea time all the time, nobody's ever whining. Cake every friday.But then suddenly get my vacation canceled because a system needs fixing.
>Spend a half hour.>Get this.Hmm, something's missing...
>>11785373>Hmm, something's missing...A good pony
>>11785373>see thumbnail>Rarity wearing a giant tophat
>>11785295She would've let you ride her scooter, with her hanging on behind you as passenger and instructor, spending the whole night roaming Ponyville, just the two of you.And she'd guide you to a little camp ground she had staked out the night before, two bed rolls and enough firewood to last the night. Some marshmallows and chocolate to roast and plenty of stories to tell, it'd be the wee hours of the morning before you knew it.With a final yawn, she'd scoot her sleeping bag up next to yours, lay an arm across you with a whispered thanks and give you a peck on the cheek before promptly dozing off.
>>11785373a fancy hat
>>11785399>Glitter.THE DEVIL CRAFT ITEM!But no i remembered.The money shot.Someone take this fabric away from me before I do something rash.
>>11785406Dammit ScootalooIt's not like I like you or anything
>>11785012>"What I wanna know is why you're carryin' on like this - I can't afford to go, even if I want to... why can't you just have my back when I decide what I wanna do?">"Because I think you're too smart to spend the rest of your life fixing tractors and barn-doors."
>>11785406And instead we got one measly scarf-sharing.Way to phone it in.
>>11785216>>11785406there doesn't happen to be an archive of this, is there?I'm almost done with Rennequest
>>11785432You should poop on it and post pictures
>>11785432I was gonna say a stylish hat.
>>11785466https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.htmlIt's "Cute Quest"
>>11785469My third hat and you want stylish?Shit, what would that involve, lace and feathers just jammed everywhere?
>>11785406Yep.This would have been the best ending.
>>11785458And we didn't even get to brush her hair with that brush we got for her.
>>11785503shut up and kiss your boyfriend scootalina
>>11785492No, darling.It'd involve picking something that goes with the dress, and using it smartly. As an accent.
>>11785333t-that's an awfully lewd face, Celestia...
>>11785498>Clearly says not to redistribute.What the fuck, Anon.
>>11785498Is this a joke
>>11785518Hm, I will see what I can do.Considering I am rather sure that sucker is permanently adhered to that pony.
>>11785458You also got dinner and much of the same.Scoots is just more independent, so naturally she'd be more focused on just the two of you.Time crunch also affected how I planned it out. I mean really Sweetie could've gone around town with you, sang to you, tried to cook for you, so on, but I just couldn't think of that at the time.>>11785510Pretty sure they did, just the once though. Then again it's been some time now so perhaps my memory is faulty.Regardless, unless you'd like Cute Quest 2: Let's go for Scootaloo, I'd say it's rather a moot point.
>>11785584>>11785565>>11785550keep posting it
>>11785577damn that niggasugly
>>11785550>>11785565>>11785584Post it again
>>11785513I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND!
>>11785598Well he does represent you...
>>11785586dedhorse best horse
>>11785598Could be worse. Original die rolls had him being black and red.
>>11785577> I'd say it's rather a moot point.Just making conversation. it was still fun.
>>11785513The fuck you talking about, you punk ass shit?
>>11785636Next time you should have rolls to determine ONE color and then use this http://colorschemedesigner.com/
>>117856476 months off there, marker.
>>11785577if there were a reboot I'd rather go for applebloom
>>11785577puff is such a fag
>>11785647It's summer you retarded pink horse!
Con's over now, any questions about it?
>>11785680any news about the actual show?
>>11785673>you talking to me Twily?
>>11785680Did they say anything about the show?
>>11785671ur a fgt
>>11785688>>11785709Well it's not like the VA's can talk about season 4 right now, so no.
>>11785680How good were Andrea's legs?
>>11785455>"And what about YOU, huh? What would YOU be doin' while I was gone?">"I'd be right here, waiting for you. You wouldn't have to worry about me.">"I've seen you pick apples, sweet-pea - yeah, I would. But this don't have no point to it, because I'm not doin' it anyway, now can we just drop it?">You're about to reply, when you faintly hear the ringing of a metal stick on a triangle, coming from the house.>"SUPPER'S READY, Y'ALL! COME 'N GET IT!"
>>11785644Oh I agree completely, and I'm just addressing your questions. I'm always willing to explain actions, choices, so on and so forth.>>11785652I will definitely save this for later. Thank you kindly!>>11785667The quests are for you guys, I would not be opposed to a reboot some day. As long as interest is there, I'd be willing.I never quite nailed down how the ending should go with AB after Sweetie was determined.I mean I've got ideas, just never wrote them out.
>>11785725>>11785455fuck offno one gives a shit of you crap fanfiction
>>11785758Hateanon, please...You have a tripfag right here >>11785736 Go shitpost at him.
>>11785782Tell him to die and i hate him
>>11785782Oh man, this movie even has Skype in it?!
>>11785782>tfw SMILe is ded
>>11785723She was wearing a long dress most the time. The VA's were drunk most of the con which made it fantastic. All of them are super chill once you talk to them like people. They also tell a lot of dick jokes apparently. I only talked with peter new though really. By "talk to them like people", I mean don't be like the guy who walked up to peter new and genuinely said "Your fedora is almost as good as my fedora"
>>11785766What happens if you googly a googlied image?
>>11785776it's not like he even does anything
>>11785815RCH becomes a princess.
>>11785736>>11785577You hould do that sort of sequel adventure quest you mentioned
>>11785824Neither does the hateanon.
>>11785809I believe all people should be drunk at all times.
>>11785725>the tension around the dinner table is so thick you could cut it with a knife>after dinner's done, Applebloom goes straight up to her room, not even bothering to give you a "good night">standing at the bottom of the staircase, you watch her disappear upstairs with a forlorn look on your face>a calloused hand rests on your shoulder>"So what'd you do get in a scuffle over?">you look over your shoulder to see Applejack standing next to you, giving you a sympathetic little smile>"...That obvious, huh?">"You'd have to be deaf AND blind not to see it, hon.">"...">"C'mon. Let's have us a sit-down. I'll make ya some coffee.">"...Okay."
>>11785498reported for illegally redistributing
>>11785720Okay so nothing interesting happened if you don't participate in the brony famous cesspool?
>>11785846I would like to, if people were interested. But it seemed like it was only a couple people interested. Most seemed to jump more at the idea of Cheerilee Quest, to be frank. Not that that's a problem, just how I interpreted things.
>>11785720So the convention was for the fandom and not the show?
>>11785860My last boss would disagree with you apparently...>>11785884>So the convention was for the fandom and not the show?Damn nigga, that's a funny joke...
>>11785884They're always like that.
>>11785862>you twocan't. do anything. right.
>>11785884is this a trick question?
>>11785782I loved how much abuse FS got in the movie.
>>11785871>>11785884That's what conventions are. Cons aren't just for the show, but mostly for the celebration OF the show.
>>11785900Drink more.Helps you write more gooder like me!>tfw you blackout some of the teen DT stories.
NEW HORZW WARE
>>11785927And people spend money on this shit
>>11785921>Fluttershy's hair is INVINCIBLE.
>>11785947UhYeah, yeah they doBecause they like the showand it's not like you're just gonna spend money directly on the show
>>11785943>NEW HORZ>you will never be a new horz>you will never shudder and writhe as your shaft becomes equine and gains feet in length
>>11785947>Spending money to go to a con.Nobody tell Anon that stores in Alaska sell ice literally to Eskimo's...His head with EXPLODE.
>>11785978>gains feet...2 feet or more?It wouldn't surpass 24 inches man. Unless you meant like, in proportion to your body sizeThen I dont know HOW big that would be.
I hope the next thread is brave, dashing, bold, awesome, the best.You know what I mean
>>11785862Good question - what would the family think of the idea?Has she even told them about it?
>>11786013An Applejack thread?
>>11786018>College.>Farmer family.I dunno man.
>>11786018They'd tell her to have more sex with her beau.
>>11786001Have you not seen how big horz get?There's a reason they kept Shestallion in chains.
>>11786032you're not american are you?
>>11786042You lost me.
New Horse: >>11786050
>>11786048Sure am.I just don't deal with filthy mudhumans.
>>11786097buti was first
>>11786069>>11786055One thread horsefuckers
>>11786103I really don't want to talk about Equestria Girls anymore anon
>>11786103Too bad, don't use EqG as an OP next time.
>>11786113butthe rules say we go for the first thread
>>11786129fuck you and fuck your rules
>>11786129That rule can be overridden if the topic, format, or intention of the first thread is in questionsection 8, paragraph 2; line 14
>>11786154butit's mlp relatedand it's not like people care about the op anyways
>>11786167apparently we do
>>11786167Exactly, most of the regulars in mlpg don't.However think about your random fedora equipped mouthbreather scrolling through the front page. They're going to be more attracted to generic topics that can be responded to without thought. They won't stop to read a long paragraph with a good topic.
>>11786206well whateverwe can recycle it i guess
>>11786222I also think recycling is kind of pointless at this point too but hey, I don't care that much. Knock yourself out.
>>11786032>"She had a point when she said we can't afford it, sugarcube. We might be the best apple growers in a thousand miles, but we ain't exactly rakin' it in."
did both threads ded
>>11788073if someone wanted to throw art at you, how would they go about doing so?