No effort generalOld horse: >>11763633
Missing my 4 legged girls. Think i always will
i don't like rarities mane
Derpy is a very ugly pony
A thread that should be, that is often.
>>11763763Thunder's eyes are a little too lewd in that image.
>>11763788Ra ra teas mane hates you too
>not getting your own Flutter yay pants
>>11763836More like Flutter GAY pants!Up high!
>>11763836Mores like Lffuter GAY pants!
>Decide Apple ponies coming out of apples is too hard.>Build a wire frame for a dress instead.It's like a tiny metal rib cage!
>>11763874>>11763854That's a pretty good cosplay. I guess it's easier than making pony cosplays, eh?
I would kidnap the cmc and cuddle them every single day
Day 1336/29/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,085 (Running Total: 797,582)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 24,452 (Running Total: 3,472,437)>No effort generalPerfect! Have a good evening and remember that abruptly stopping your poning can be just as bad as overuse.
>leth is ded
>>11763854>>11763874IT BEGINSbut that's a good cosplay
>Twilight and Rarity sharing a few glasses of wine having a good timeWould you let Rarity try new hairstyles on you while tipsy?
>>11763856>>11763861I have nothing to live forPlease allow me to die
>>11763898I don't think they would cuddle you after being kidnapped.
>>11763908Overuse of pony is bad?Why, what'll happen?
>>11763930>Would you let Rarity try new hairstyles on you while tipsy?WOULD I?yes
>>11763955No one's alive that it's happened to.So be careful.
>>11763951They will after the stockholm syndrome sets in!
>>11763951Ide tell them it was game MWAHHAHABA
>>11763946>Day 87>The transformation is almost complete
You know, it's a stressful job managing an office. That's why Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony. She throws parties, tells jokes, and bakes delicious pastries. What's not to like? Everyone laughs at her, everyone laughs at me, we're like the same people.If she was real, I'd hire her to work for dunder mifflin instantly. The company could really use that kind of personality. Sure some people would be freaked out by the talking horse trying to sell them paper but nowadays? You can get away with anything. Just look at Michael Jackson. Or Oj. Hell, I'm sure with her friendly personality she'd be on top in no time....That's what she said.
>>11763908>133What am I doing with my life?
>>11763930that depends.draw the end-results.
>>11764003NEW PONE SOON WE ALMOST OVER THE HUMPhttp://mlpg.co/countdown/
>>11763985>I am almost Princess Celestia
>>11763684>>11763715>The Apple Family prides itself on being good hosts and good cooks>And for cooking way too much for supper in case someone drops in>Apple Cobbler in Ponyville>Apple Pie in Appleoosa>Torta di Mele in Manehattan>Apfelstrudeln in Whinnyapolis>Apple-Cinnamon Cheesecake in Fillydelphia>The food might be different, but the attitude is the same:>If you're a guest at an Apple home, you never leave hungry.
>>11763985>>11763946W-what?What's happening to Uncle Scrubbles, Nobody? Please tell me he'll be ok.I don't want anything bad to happen to Uncle Scrubbles, I like his jokes!
>>11764036>If you're a guest at an Apple home, you never leave hungryI have that same tradition
What are you going to get your favorite pony for their birthday?
You're my only friend, Anonymous
>>11764090A knuckle samdwich
>>11764081I read that as never leave horny
>>11764099Shut up purple horse.
>>11764090I can't afford anything she deserves - not on my paycheck.
>>11764090Hitting the gym and waxing my body for a sensual night of lovin'.
>>11764099What are you talking about? You have tons of friends Twilight.
>>11764110well i would have that as my tradition too but too spaghetti
>>11764099I'm not your only friend. I'm a little glowing friend.
>>11764106Sorry - sorry - I thought this room was empty!
>>11764055I guess you could say good night sweet princesdfsdThough its more of a bitter ebddf
>>11764099at least you have a friend then
What if Twilight brought back computer and internet technology from the human world to use in season 4?
>>11763930If she was tipsy? Probably not.If I was tipsy? She could go crazy with my hair, sure. Push comes to shove, it'd grow back. If we were both tipsy? I probably wouldn't be in much of a position to turn it down, nor she the mindset to reconsider.
>>11764114I'm sure a good home cooked meal would be something she'd like.
>>11764090>Sweetiea fancy brush
DAMMIT TRIXIEUSE YOUR MAGIC FOR COOL SHIT
>>11764114she looks like a cyclops
>>11764090>Implying pone would have time for me around their birthday
>>11764114but anon, beatings are free
>>11764167You nigger.I was thinking that tooThere's still no art of him brushing her right?
Which drawfag are you most like?
>>11764173>In high school>Have to go to office for something>End up being late for class>Get a hall pass from the office>Walk into classroom>"Hall pass?">Pat down pockets>"Oh... shit, I don't think I --">Blink at random guy sitting next to where I'm standing.>"Hey wait a minute... hold still, will you?">Reach over, pull folded-up pass from behind his ear and hand it to teacher before sitting down.I can see Trixie doing shit like this all the time.
>>11764205Is that a chastity belt?
Who's my favorite pony? Stupid question. I won't tell you who my favorite pony is. I'll tell you who the best pony is. It's simple, Applejack is the best pony. She owns her own farm, knows how to grow her own food, has the strength to knock apples out of a tree with a single kick, and is the element of loyalty. Sure, the other ponies might think she's a little slow, but she makes up for it through her superior physical strength and determination. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms. Fortunately for Applejack, she doesn't have arms. She has hooves.
>>11764162You could always give her a foot-rub - just for old times' sake.
>>11764226>The guy she took the hall pass gets busted for not having a hall pass.>He swore he had one.
>>11764223I don't think I'm like anybody. I've kind of tried avoiding drawing like any of my favorite pony artists, and only occasionally try to emulate others.I think once I get good, I'm going to be a real good detailed painter. Like CT or the like.
>>11764283>Applejack will never use apple related innuendo to try and seduce you
>>11764279leg-rub.well, more like ankles, really.
Would pone help you commit suicide?
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
>>11764336GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN
>>11764332I don't WANT to commit suicide.
>>11764346HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?
>>11764332If I had a pone that liked me enough to help me commit suicide I wouldn't want to commit suicide
Pone helped me commit suicideNow i'm in equestria
Looks like we're ded again.
>>11764332Life is a really beautiful gift, anon.
>>11764391They have MLPG in Equestria?
>>11764391How was pony prison?
>>11764392No.We're just in Equestria and internet speed there is shit.
>>11764397I'd rather have pony.
>>11764409Why are you wasting your time on the internet if you're in Equestria?
>>11764398Of course.It's Princess Twilight's favorite pastime.>>11764406i wouldn't know, i've never been there
>>11764330>"You know, my ankle healed a long time ago, sweetie...">She says it with a smile, her eyes drifting shut as you continue.
>>11764137P-please don't go Uncle Scrubbles.Pinkie will miss you too.Please don't die.
>>11764419Turns out pony doesn't love me
>>11764423>your favorite ponyBut this is unpossible because GG said Eyespack wasn't the gay.
>>11764205butts are nice
>>11764435You should be putting the moves on Pinkie then.
>>11764429Have you been hitting your hug quota? The cuddle cops have been really cracking down.
>>11764462I don't want that. Also Pinkie is at the bakery.
>>11764423you have activated my trap card!
>>11764477Then where are you?
>>11764466This would be hotter if Rumble was bigger.
>>11764435I miss hughes
>>11764480Rarity gave me a room in exchange of being a permanent Sweetie Foalsitter.
>>11764484But I always expect cute ponies, and that's always what I get.
>>11764137'sweet princesdfsd'? What's the matter, frog got your tongue?
Pony said she loves me.What do I do?
>>11764433>"Don't forget the other one...">she lifts her leg, wiggling her pedicured toes
>>11764471Of courseIt's hard not to reach it with this overly huggable pone around.
>>11764514Have Icepack and Samoa ever met?Does Icepack like cookies?
>>11764482>not liking size differencehttp://i.imgur.com/EYvdDd0.jpg
>>11764484I thought that Luna Eclipsed was going to be about Luna trying to become 'evil' again on nightmare night, trying to rally other 'evil' creatures and allies, only to find out they were ponies in costume, thinking she was playing a game.
>>11764555is do si do a llama
>>11764555>Dulce delechethat shits delicious, altough a little bit too sweet, like WAY too sweet
>>11764460The handle of the duster always makes me think she's wearing a mustache in the thumbnail.
>>11764555I want to hug Berry Munch, then have cereal together.
>>11764591I want to read books with Samoa
>>11764223My biggest inspiration is SB, but I try not to let it show too much.
>>11764555What if one of the main six used to be a filly scout?
Does Pinkie Pie lactate strawberry milk?
>>11764619>pony in a suitUNF
>>11764560I wish I was in that.
I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
>>11764560>tfw I'll never fuck a guy with a much bigger dick than me>tfw I'll probably never fuck a guy with a bigger dick than me at all
>>11764619When Texanon gets out of the shower he is gonna be mad, AJ. How did you even shrink his clothes god damn
>>11764619What if they were the previous batch of filly scouts? Sans twilight.
>>11764644i want a Derpy of my own.I would protect her from the Yaminos of the world who would do her harm
>>11764645Why would you want to be inside Blueblood's massive horse penis?
>>11764677She doesnt need your protection Anon, just your love.
Can my pony play with your pony?
>Work on Apple project.>Hurf.>Better make a dress for Rarity.Skeleton is done, just have to slap a fun little cloth on it.
>>11764697I don't know where your pony has been.
>>11764709>dragon with titscant be doin with this
>>11764697All of them can play together.
>>11764685I meant being in Fancy's position but that's unf.
>>11764707And of course I forget the fucking image.Way to go me.
>>11764565She's just tall for her age.And she's self-conscious enough as it is.>>11764619Which one, though?My money's on Pinkie Pie.
>>11764710She's been with me.
>>11764560I meant if Rumble was the bigger one of the two.
>>11764697I don't have a ponyHow do you get a pony?
>>11764692For some reason, that reminds me of SB.
>>11764745But that would just be silly.
>>11764697They seem to be having fun already. Oh shit..
>>11764745As in grown up Rumble or just ridiculously well endowed colt Rumble? Would he be topping if he was bigger?
>>11764771>Horrible plush.>Okay musician.
>>11764724You sure do like posting that image.
>>11764727that looks neat. what dress do you have in mind?
>>11764781>Not wanting the bottom to be biggerBig subs are just unf
>>11764791Dammit, that beautiful pony. I would just....
>MLPG meetup>Everyone arrives at the beautiful countryside resort>Everyone brings their ponies>Anons all stand around under the invigorating sunny sky, drinking tea, and calmly discussing equestrian life as we watch our little ponies play together in the meadow
>>11764790He's only got a dozen imagesHe's terribly boringNo wonder he likes Applejack
>>11764781>grown up rumble being taller, larger and more endowed than his older brotherU-N-F
>>11764810I'm not sure she would though...
>>11764781>ridiculously well endowed colt Rumbleunf
>>11764798>Big subs are just unfIKR?
>>11764814>the ponies riot and do a mass breakout
Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash stram requestGoodnight MLPG ~
>>11764827But she would if I...
>>11764851Night Xieril, sweet drawing!
>>11764814>the whole time the ponies are only pretending to play while discussing potential escape plans>turns out they all hate their gross neckbeard humans
>>11764851What cutiepies. Goodnight.
>>11764844...is that twilight or her mom?
>>11764790It has the ponies I like the most in it.
>>11764822but would he still bottom for his not-so-big-anymore brother?
>>11764851Hey, can you post the huge canvas with all the previous requests? I was about to ask but you went off air.Goodnight!
So, little sister's first thoughts on EqG when it finished:>"That was weird.""But you liked it?">"Yeah.""So did it work? Would you buy a human Twilight Sparkle doll?">"No!""But what if it came with a little Spike dog?">"No, it's just not the same. They're not pony.""But they're like pony. It's just like my little pony minus the pony. It's 'My Little'.">"No Anon, it just doesn't work""But you liked it?" She asked if I thought Sunset Shimmer was really sorry or was faking it. I said I wasn't sure but we'd probably find out from the tv show.She thought we didn't need more. She did ask if they were doing another my little pony movie though. She was impressed how long it was.
>>11764878She's sniffing Cadence's ass so hard it makes it move.
>>11764872What a lewd pony.
>>11764828Poor thing would have trouble flying
>>11764894How old is your sister?
I hope the next MLPG draws event thing revisits that style imitation challenge.
>>11764877That's TwilightEquestria needs more talented ponies like those in the Sparkle family, and the best way to ensure that is through inbreeding.
>>11764878>it has the ponies I like the most in it
>>1176491912. She's considers herself outside the appropriate age range. Our visit to Build a Bear to make a Pinkie didn't help her thoughts on this.
>>11764892Oh, sorry! Here, now goodnight for realsies.
>>11764791I got some ribbon left behind, figured I could use it.Waited to make some pants at first, but the figurine makes that kinda irritating.It has a nice frill too it, figure I can make the dress layer as it goes along the splines.Limited on these colors, I was thinking white, but what do you think?I think it will look neat in the end.
>>11764158HEY! YOU!just a reminder you make awesome music
How many foals do you want to make with your pony waifu?
>>11764894The toys hasbro makes are shit, so thats another factor
>>11764839ObviouslyBig dicks are hot on anythingBig dicks on something you get to rail is the best
>>11764929you'll have to talk about that with Omni
>>11764959You mean abominations?
>>11764937Oh wait, I meant this one, yes.
>>11764959None, children while adorable are not worth the nightmare of babies.
>>11764959That depends on how many she wants.
>>11764977but what if you have a small dick?like me?
>>11764977Big dicks on something you want to get railed by is the best
>>11764985I'm onto you.
>>117649591 for mum1 for dadAnd 1 for Equestria
>>11764953Oh god, who's that tiny cutie in the top middle? Cream pony?
>>11764545>Silver Spoon gets a text while she's out with Diamond Tiara>"Hey sweetheart - you wanna catch a movie with me later tonight?">She quickly punches out a reply, but stops, reading it over>Sure! Can't w8 2 c U!>"...That just sounds airheaded.">Sure! Can't wait to see you!">"...too eager...">"Sure! When?">"...too brief...">Sure! Are you picking me up soon?>"...no...">Sure! Once I'm finished with DT, you can come by my house!>"...too wordy...">backspace>backspace>Sure!>"Hey, Diamond?">"What?">"Anon wants to see a movie with me later... I can't think of a good reply, though...!">"Lemme see that.">Silver hands DT her phone>Without even reading the screen, DT hits Send and hands it back
>>11765005so1 girl, 1 girl and another girl?
>>11764983Oh, okay than->>11764995Of course I can!
>>11765007Stop it, I can't handle pink's posterior.
>>11764959That->>11764992Yeah. Though I get the feeling she'd want as many as I'm able to give. Farms don't run themselves, after all.
>>11765002>>11764977Why do some people like being bottom while others like being top?
>>11764969That certainly doesn't help. She doesn't even want a brushable because she doesn't want to have to mess with the hair. Honestly, considering how little on them articulates I can see her point: why buy a brushable when you can buy blindbags? She wanted the Cake family set. But in more of a collecting urge than in a "I want to play with that" urge. At 12 that urge kind of dwindles I think.
>>11764891Probably not. Perhaps he'd relish being larger and domming his formerly big brother.
>>11764977Better work on my ass thenhttp://i.imgur.com/ezHyB66.jpg
>>11765017Corey hangs a little to the left.
>>11765003I have no idea what you mean.
>>11765024well there goes the surprise
>>11765001So long as someone in the relationship has a big dick it's unf
>>11764947Rumble struggling to fly, trying to lift his enormous cock with his front hooves as he struggles to get off the groundI might need to draw that
>>11765031>Cake family setShes alright with me. Shame she is going to grow up to be insane.
I want to be a pony.>You will be dead before we get immersive VR
>>11764954Oh, also it's a dress...dress.Yeah, a dress dress...I have no idea how to make a dress.
>>11765027What if she liked to [shake] it in front of you?
>>11765029A better question would be why is everyone on MLPG a bottom besides me
>>11765049Tex, are Texanon's clothes his choice or is it Rarity insisting?
>>11765051Was it actually sometime soon?Were you really planning on having that challenge again?
>>11765062The cute wants tend to be crazy.
>>11765054>not flying with his helicockter
>>11765081More for you then right?
>>11765092you would think
>>11765081But I'm not a bottom.
>>11765049Is there any particular "in universe" reason tex is so sour in his demeanor typically?
>>11765076Depends on our relationship.I'm crazy for that pony's posterior but I wouldn't touch if she wasn't cool with that.If she was though, oh man. Whole new ball game of fun.
>>11765084I like drawing nice clothes. If you want to make a reason for it, that sounds fine enough.
>>11765087Well, much later to be honest
>>11765034This should be a sweet-apple-secrets premises.
>>11765081YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONEdom switch here
>>11765112>Who is OP?
>>11765115Have you drawn AJ in a pretty dress?
>>11765116Ah that's fine too then, just means more time to practice.
>>11765033Or maybe he still feels like he's the younger sibling, and just wants to please his older brother. Who would eventually ask to be topped, out of curiosity
>>11765081Why is everyone on MLPG gay besides me?
>>11765115You should draw AJ and Tex line dancing. You could include a Rarity tripping over her own hooves if you like.I mean, if you want to.
>>11765115I'd like to see Rarara dressing Texanon up
>>11765115what would a tex pony look like?I bet his cutiemark would be a grumpy face
>>11765081>Always view myself from a tops position, gay or straight>Past couple days want to get plowed by tons of dicksWhat's happening?
>>11765150I'm not. Nor am I bi.
>>11765150Because we're all lonely and desperate and willing to try anything just for some human intimacy.We're college lesbians.
>MLPG is in dick-lust mode>No-one will let me fuck them
>>11765112I hate myself for getting aroused at Acid.
>>11765158>what would a tex pony look like?
>>11765010>"B-but what if I give the wrong impression?!">"He's a guy - nuance is lost on him anyway."
>>11765150I'm not.Even the straightfags around here are all about being 'bottom'.
>>11765070>You'll never have your hooves massaged by spa ponies>You'll never have a mud bath with Rarity>Rarity will never make you a dress>You'll never attend the gala with the pegasus stallion who's in the guard
>>11765194How can you be straight but want to put on a pretty dressThat's nonsense
>>11765185I regret asking
>>11765194I would want my pony to mix it up a bit, is that so wrong?
>>11765134Nope.>>11765111I've never thought about an 'in-universe' reason. As cute as the ponies are, I wouldn't want to draw a human who was smiling all the time with them.
>>11765209It's not gay if you're the mare
What if in season four Twilight undertakes dealing with civil issues around Equestria? The train could be in almost every episode, they get off at the train and find an issue wherever they go. The elements of harmony, of course, help her spread friendship wherever she goes.But now they've come to the human world and found you.Anon, are your friendship levels high enough? Do you have enough magic? How can she help?
>>11765147And after a round of that, he'd probably never ask his brother to bottom again. Though it's a bit difficult to change his mind, especially when he's gone on powerful hoof pinning him down on the mattress
>>11765193>I might as well fuck over the quest for SS too.>Applebloom wasn't enough.I swear the fucker who killed Applebloom quest was from the piss.
>>11765229So, he's just grown so used to their charm that he needs something extra cute to get him. Like developing a tolerance for drugs?
>>11765180Would you take Pinkie Pie's party popping protruding phallus?
Since we're My Little Penis GeneralHow big is big?
>>11765194That's cute.And wrong.
>>11765206>The pegasus stallion will never be a perfect gentlecolt and kiss your hoof at the end of the night>Rarity will never wait until you're out of earshot to breathlessly demand how your date went>you'll never gossip with Rarity and her friends until early in the morning, then go home and kick off your four shoes and fall asleep>tfw you will never wake up in ponyvilleI think ese feels are bad for me, seriously
>>11765281What if you had a psychologist and told them about these feels?
>>11765264Good, but needs to add a swaying horsepenis and rubbery black horsescrotum
>>11765281>wanting to be the opposite genderabsolutely disgusting
Silva Hound playing right now at Fiesta Equestria, up next, Eurobeat!http://cytu.be/r/mlpg
>>11765254where the fuck did THAT come from?what's your god damn problem?
>>11765299>black>not dark pink
>>11765209Looks like somebody's never visited a /co/ crossdressing thread~Look out for Bugs Bunny in the catalog, it's your best bet.
>>11765241It's not gay if it's stallion x human either.http://mlpg.co/unf/res/79.html#369
>>11765292He'd probably get put into a mental hospital.
>>11765316Why not light pink?
>>11765247Sure, but I till like to think they would wap mutual blowjob on a more equal basis, even if Rumble is superior in size and output, which by no means suggests that anything Thunderlane's packing is something not to be proud of
>>11765268We get into this discussion every time cock dimensions are brought up. Here's the fact. Different people like different things. Sometimes you are born without some of those things a specific person would like. The most obvious is having a "small dick", but it isn't everything. Have to figure what the other person likes. If it's big dicks, oh well, go to the next person. Don't hate yourself based on what you don't have. There's nothing you can do about it, so accept what your dealt because the alternative is self-destructive.
>>11765264Why are you doing this to me anon?Is it because I haven't written anything recently? Is that it? You really want me to write about how I would grab that pink pony's ass before she finishes her first sway, burying my fingers into that soft, squishy rump as I effectively lift her from the floor, drop her onto the couch face down, and faster than she can gasp begin to massage her flank and eat her out?Because I assure you I'd have that pony squirming and gasping, begging for more in a matter of moments. All the while having my face buried in that rump of hers.And you can bet when we get further down to business it's gonna get some healthy slaps.
>>11765281>You'll never a royal wedding
>>11765292I really don't want to think about it, honestly.I also don't want to think about how this might effect my ability to write things that aren't greentext, but That's probably secondary
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2025796?password=c5ccfd9e2d4fc954a347cb1e13a8dbc37a70b188We nopone reverse mafia now.
>>11765302Would you be the same person if you became a pony, a female pony and found yourself acting differently because of your situation?What if you like it? What if you're forced back and have no idea how you got there in the first place. How would you cope? Being someone else, being happy, being useful and having lots of friends.Then you wake up face down in the dirt, naked, in your back yard with a cut on your forehead. Unsure why or what happened.
>>11765051who is that guy anyway
>>11765332>playing eve online>ever
>>11765268how is she holding that pen
>>11765364>implying wealthy enough to have a backyard
>>11765193>>11765010Indecisive Silver Spoon is the cutest thing.>>11765312I dont' know, but he always brings it up.
>>11765364>slight mindbreakagethe cornerstone of good TF
>>11765402Ponies are very good with their mouth and hooves. You would be pleasantly surprised.
>>11765364You mean a mental condition?
Do I really want to be a mare or is it just "grass is greener" escapism?
>>11765409cuter than himedere Silver Spoon?
>>11765406Alright, somebody's backyard. And they're going to call the cops if you don't leave soon.
>>11765416Pleasantly surprised by their penmanship?
>>11765336He would, and he could easily broker for more now that the younger brother stands a head taller than the older. A mutual back and forth is fair of course, but more service to the bigger brother is expected.
>>11765426I need more to go on
EA, is that you?
>>11765445Applejack's penmanship is awful.
>Wanting to be a mare>Not wanting to be a girl>Not wanting to be split in two by your stallion
>>11765458I was someone else, but EA bought me while I was making this message, so I guess I am. Now.
http://cytu.be/r/mlpgEurobeat up now on Fiesta Equestria!
>>11765193>the movie is Before Midnight>she hasn't watched the two prequels>for her it's just a stark reminder of the arguments her own parents would get into>why is he showing her this movie? It's well made, but it's a little depressing>maybe a lot depressing>and she hasn't seen the first two so she doesn't understand everything that's going on>what a selfish thing to do>she pulls her hand into her lap when he reaches for the armrest
>>11765470>Not wanting to be split in two by TWO stallions
>>11765470well I am not gay
>>11765418You will swear it was real though, Anon. You're sure you felt the passage of time when it happened. So many memories, so many smiling faces. But now it's all just a memory and it's all gone and there's nothing to show any of it happened.It's the worst kind of culture shock: the shock you get when you go home.
>>11765482What? That sentence structure confuses me.
>>11765470>not being split in two by two stallions
>>11765441Do you understand now?I would wreck Pinkie's posterior. Her being my favorite does not help matters.
>>11765453The guy from NinjaSexParty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbra-rKXzk4He has recently replaced Jontron on Game Grumps and is also doing a new show with some faggot named Ross called Steam Train: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf0yQDEpISQ
>>11765393>not wanting to revel in capitalism gone mad
>>11765416It's underneath her hoof, and only pressed against her face.It's almost like someone wanted to draw a certain pose, but didn't think it through, so they are just pretending like she has hands
>>11765470I would rather be a pretty mare and have sex with other pretty mares.dicks are gross.
Do I really want to be stuck in a room with a dominant Rainbow Dash who forces me to worship her ponut?Yes, I guess I do
>>11765508I ate the apple was red
>>11765515Huh. 4chan ate the image.Strange.
>>11765515You OK in there Asp? You've never gone full horsefucker before.
>>11765448Perhaps Rumble could put his powerful, grown wings to good use, his large soft feathers teasing and stroking his brother's shaft more often than the other way around. Or perhaps Thunderlane has more on his mind
>>11765540Oh my.That mare shouldn't be allowed out in the rain.
>>11765470>not wanting to be the mare being split in two by your seemingly indefatiguable anon, who can last for minutes and minutes>always the perfect size to be scooped up and cuddled, or mounted spontaneously by a sneaky anonball's in your court
>>11765519oh lord jontron finally left that shit?now he can get back to making videos again?fucking sweet
>>11765533those donuts look fucking awful
I will never not hate Sparity.
>>11765538Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>11765470I just want to cuddle fuck a lady poneI'm too vanilla for you chumps
>>11765567What's wrong with Spitfire x Rarity?
>>11765576Please, I'm much more vanilla than you.
>>11765565There is no evidence of that yet.I mean, he said he would.But he hasn't yet.
>>11765519alright, so he's a worse Andy Samberg, but he has a kind of awkward charm, and, hey, this looks like it actually took effort to make, so that's pretty cool.Thanks
>>11765567More of a Spikelight man?
>>11765431Of course. But that doesn't mean SS can't indulge in that from time to time...
>>11765614I really hope you're talking about the NinjaSexParty video and not the fucking Steam Train one.
>>11765452they're both himedereDT is just tsundere also
>>11765482EA if that is you go to your unf thread.
Aspirant and ReiDuranGiving ponk the DTwo dicks in the V A GFirst cums oneThen cums the otherThen comes a shower for their babies' mother
A COMMA AND A FUCKING DOT
>>11765576>Ponies>Don't know whether to fuck it or cuddle with it>Why Not Both.jpgHow do I cuddle fuck? Do I hold her against my body? Do I cuddle and rub her gently while I slowly rut her hard and deep? Do I whisper in her ear how she's a good little pony? Do I tell her I'm going to get her a sugar cube when we're done?
>>11765626If I have to choose between the two, yes.But I don't like shipping Spike with ponies at all.
>>11765470I don't want to be a boring human female with a boring female cunt.I want to winkI want to squelchI want to try and cling to my humanity, only to let out a soft whinning while a stallion cum drips out of me.
>>11765650The question is: did the balls touch?
>>11765488but that isn't a filly
>>11765634THEY ARE THE PREY WE ARE THE HUNTERS
>>11765515What about Rarity's posterior?
>>11765659You wake up cuddling a pone and while you're still groggy and shit, you fuck her with morning wood
>>11765634I would build a house on his nipple.
man, now would be such a great time for mafia
>>11765268Anything below 12 inches is too small for horsecock.I like my horsecocks to require a good two-handed stroke, including the colts.
>>11765650Replace Aspirant and ReiDuran with...I'm not even going to say it.
>>11765674but then who do you ship Spike with?
>>11765674But it's so cute, and warm and fuzzy.
Imagine you do get turned into a pony, and you do get transferred to Equestria and holy shit can this even be happening, and then you figure out you don't have any genitals and neither does any one and I guess you could French kiss, but everyone thinks you're a weirdo whenever you bring it upOr maybe it would be like Pleasentville
>>11765678But I like your female cunt. The only thing boring about it is a massive stallion dick boring into your soft flesh, leaving you a gaping, cum-sopped mess.
>>11765714But what about human cock
>>11765494>"Hey... you okay?"
>>11765723That sounds terrible. Where do the babies come from?
Would you play with Pinkie
>>11765714>including the colts.UNF
>>11765700Do I wake up already buried inside of her?
>>11765332It even has a hole in the front. How big would a pony that sports that big a dick be?
>>11765734And why do they have bathrooms. Maybe you just sit in them and think about peeing and then you're done
>>11765736YesI'd make sure we've got extra batteries for a second round
>>11765659You hold her tight while you do it.Slow, rhythmic, feeling her heartbeat against your chest, her breaths shortening as her body tightens in pleasure before she releases a long, satisfied moan.Kissing her neck as her back arches and her legs stiffen while she orgasms, taking a moment to put her on top before continuing. She lays against you, moving her hips however she knows makes her feel the best. Every now and then maybe teasing a nipple of yours with a lick.Stuff like that.
>>11765732>"I'm fine.">her tone says the complete opposite
>>11765725nope don't try it EA, I want to be a mare, not a woman.
>>11765714>12 inches>I like my horsecocks to require a good two-handed stroke, including the coltsWhat if pony cocks don't get any bigger? What if they're full size when they're young and they grow into them?
>>11765741No, you do it because it's reflexHave you never done this before
>>11765718Honestly, there hasn't been a character yet for him, in my eyes.The things is, I'm usually into interspecies stuff, but for some reason I can't see Spike with anything other then a dragon.
Goodnight, My Little Pony General.
>>11765776Babysitting would be awkward.
>>11765765YOU NIGGERSTOPIT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING AMI CAN'T FAP NOW
No luna waifuI am sad
>>11765654AN INVERTED EXCLAMATION POINT BETWEEN PARENTHESES
>>11765654>FUCKING DOT>Yakko and Wacko walk in
>>11765787G'night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
>>11765736Hell yeahPinkie would be super supportive no matter what, can you imagine it?>"SURPRISE! We threw you a 'coming out' party! And check out the cake! It's banana~..."
>>11765780No_Is it fun?
>>11765793>those front legs compared to the back
>>11765776Babysitting would be awesome
>>11765793but look how skinny your front legs are
>>11765736How does this game work?
>>11765765>Every now and then maybe teasing a nipple of yours with a lick.Oh fuck...
>>11765793Yes, you should... and then let me lay across your soft belly.
Whihc pone waifu would you choose you do?
>>11765776>Colts are born with dicks about twice as big as their bodies>They're born cock first>When Snails was born, the doctor thought the mare was giving birth to a firehose
>>11765812YesYou'd be surprised how long you'd last with it
Would you be friends with pony?What if pony was you?
>>11765768>>11765494Oh man, this is starting to get me.
>>11765790DAMMIT ANON, FIRST YOU TELL ME TO WRITE AND THEN I START DOING IT AND YOU TELL ME TO STOP.
>>11765845Not willow's versions, that's for sure.
I can't count how many fetishes are going on this thread right nwo
>>11765825If your cock lands on a butthole square you lose the game and have to move out.
>all these spoilers>can't tell if EA is here or not
>>11765808Seriously, that cup is like 10mL at mostFor reference, a shot glass is 30mL.
>>11765861DON'T LISTEN TO HIMKEEP GOING
>>11765825You get two stallions to stand in front of you, slapping their cocks against their stomachs. If you get a full erection before they finish on your face, you lose.It's the only game at Mti and Mua's "family game night"
>>11765810>LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE COLTS WE INVITED!>They'd all love to try something exotic!
>>11765877Or that's just a very big pony.
I wish I had a pony to care for meI'm not feeling so good...
If we all become ponies, how many are going to be stallions?How are we going to have a good orgy?no futa allowed
>>11765675>tfw no qt pi lomite waifu
>>11765874EA is a boner fairy.Just believe and make a wish and he'll be there.
>>11765886Heh, I threw an idea like that out last night. Where the player is straight/gay level the whole time, then Mti and Mua do lewd things to each other in front of him til he hits MLPG level, then plow him senseless.
>>11765910I'd be a stallion, but I'd only go after mares.Mares that have always been mares, not mares with the mind of some greasy neckbeard.
>>11765910>tfw want to rail a bunch of anons>tfw also want to be a mareI'll be a trap if futas are banned
>>11765919But what if you need him to get a boner to begin with?
>>11765910I volunteer for the spitroast.
>>11765910I'd be an eager teenage colt
>>11765907judging by the size of the car battery, not he isn't.
>>11765768>"...">In the car after the movie, she seems oddly curt with you; your attempts at conversation fall flat, while she looks out the window, watching the lights of the town roll by, and sighing quietly every so often.
>>11765941You don't belong here.
>>11765866I only care about human Silver. All this fetish crap bores me at this point.
>>11765944Fuck you I'm getting the spitroast position
>>11765941That's okay.It's better for them when you struggle a little
>>11765919EA is in us all.
>>11765910Stallion.>>11765930This. My nigga. Male pegasus, baby.
Man if someone here was a mod, they could tell which name/drawfag enjoys what fetishes and their sexual orientation
>>11765845But I only have 1 waifu.
>>11765930But what if the transformation slowly alters their mind a bit, how could you tell?
>>11765991>not knowing who Leth is
>>11765955>she calls DT once she gets home>"So what'd he do?">"Wh-I haven't even-">"I know, I'm just assuming he did something stupid. Now spit it out."
>no striaght people going to BronyconHow fucked am I?
>>11765994Because in the end they still have the mind of a greasy neckbeard.
>>11765991>implying sexual orientation isn't played with in MLPG hard and fastJust because I like the idea of being spitroasted hard as a mare by flaring spurting horsecocks doesn't mean I'm gay
>lomites are semi-aquaticfffffuck yesGG when can I get involved in this universe
>>11766011If you're a femanon, not at all
>>11765991You could ask. A lot of people are reasonably open about these things.
>>11766011Bring mace, a tazer and a .45 for the faggy bronies with extra blubber.
>>11766011are you straight?Are you male or female?
>>11765975We could have a spitroasting contest to see who should win it in the orgy.
>>11766029Then why'd Tex take off his name posting about fetishes
>>11766019This kind of joke stopped being funny around 2 and a half years ago.
>>11766041What good will those small arms do against a .50 cal barrett and combat shotty?
>>11766054Just avoid flutterfags
>>11766042Bi, male. Sight preference for cock.
>>11766059You aint getting any unless you're a 10/10 for the cosplayers
>>11766059I don't care if that IS megasweet, I'd still fuck that Twilight senseless
>>11766059There will be 0 single females there.
>>11766013you know Samoa, you got off easy last time, but if you keep sticking your nose into situations with these twins, it might not end well>>11765914>>11766023Is this like a semi-aquatic fetish or something
>>11765878But what's left to say?That, while her pace is agonizing, you feel an immense sense of satisfaction as she buries her face against your chest, her quickened moans vibrating through you before you gently lift her head to look into her eyes. Leaning forward just a bit as her moans begin to peak once more to give her a massive, sloppy kiss, before just sitting upright and having her put her front hooves over your shoulders for support as your hands drift to her flank, helping her finish for the second time.And this time you go with her, a final, loud slap echoing from her flank meeting your thighs as your grunt is lost in her cry of release, her grip on you tightening, almost cutting off the flow of your pent up seed. Almost.Her pace may have been torment, but the reward is a steady stream of sperm flooding into her while her orgasm wracks her body and she clings to you for support.It's much, much more than usual, and she can't hold it all while vertical, and she soon says she feels engorged, her insides aflame with your hot seed.You pull her off, and she begins to leak almost immediately. But she doesn't care about that, and neither do you as you lower her on her side next to you, staring into her eyes as she gives a worn out but honest smile.You'd put a hand on her belly, one of her hooves moving to cover your hand, and you'd both promptly fall asleep, pleased with your displays of affection and proud of your nights work.
>>11766047Winner is who can make the most amount of stallions cum?
>>11766018You would deny me a rutting because I was once a neckbeard?What if I begged for it?
>>11766054Quit messing with the flutterfags then and you don't have to worry about that.
>>11766092Then I'd punt you in the cunt and book it.
>>11766082>single>fucking implyingCons ruin everything.
>>11766087>Mr. CakeIsIs it happening already?
>>11766087More like short stack fetish because that's a real thing. But I guess I do love swimming.Also you dodged the question.
>>11766089Throw a cumming stamina rule in there and it's a deal.
>>11766077no problem getting checks local, I imagine Cosplayers are a bit more desperateYour turn
>>11766092I'd make you beg for it just because that's hotSo long as you don't have the same voice and you're not an insufferable loser
>>11766008How does she DO that?And when are we going to learn what we did wrong?
>>11766113I heard boners were the backbone of society.You're welcome.
>>11766119Then you've gotta find the bitchesThat arent landwhalesOr just plain ugly
>>11766089Someone explain to me why someone would WANT to get spit-roasted?
>>11766125with any luck, you'll figure it out on your own
So much sexual tension in this thread~
>>11766131>I heard boners were the backbone of societyohI wish it wasn't
>>11766140Moot can see every post you have ever made.Man, I wish I was moot.
YOUR WAIFU IS IN DANGER. SHE'S TRAPPED IN A TOWER. GUARDED BY GRYPHONS. AND DIAMOND DOGS.ALL YOU HAVE IS A STICK. THEY HAVE SPEARS AND CLAWS AND TALONS AND STUFF THAT WOULD KILL YOU RATHER EASILY.WHAT DO YOU DO?
I fucking hate Summer. It's hot, humid, and I can't cool off no matter what. Tourists everywhere, the crazies come out of the woodwork, and above all else, NO A/C AT MY JOB.MLPG, explain to me why people hate the beautiful season of Winter, and praise the hellish season of Summer.
>>11766128How long you could last without cumming yourself.
>>11766131Oi Aspirant have you released any of your fics?
>>11766164Offer sexual favors in exchange for my waifu
>>11766125>"How do you DO that?">"I guess. Knowing him, it's a safe bet to make."
>>11766164Probably fucking die.
>6' "2>220>somwhat builtish>not gay>feel the minority for pony conventions
>>11766168Because you'll be saying the same thing during the winter>it's too cold>why cant I wear shorts
>>11766079bad end!now you're in jail for pedophilia! you shouldn't have acted on those urges!
>>11766149Well, it IS the night thread. Lewdness everywhere.
>>11766117That's more understandable, I just wondered why "semi-aquatic" was what set you offAs for getting involved I dunno what you expectI'd love to sucker some rich as fuck studio to make a massive Elder-Scrolls style game in Quorum for instance butI don't think that's very likely
>>11766141Stick with the prod.Prod with the prod.
>>11766189that Twilight is definitely a full-grown adult
>>11766123If I have the same voice every time there's an orgy I'm going to impersonate president obama if not I'll be begging for cock
>>11765229>I've never thought about an 'in-universe' reason. As cute as the ponies are, I wouldn't want to draw a human who was smiling all the time with them.I just thought it was meant to be absurdist/cute/funny.
>>11766194Why not go the TiTS route?I'd fund it.
>>11766174That's going to be hardBut I suppose it wouldn't hurt giving a try
>>11766186>5'8">bi>8">140lbs>Lean and a little muscular>Live to far away to rail some anon at a con
>>11766161That was a reference to what an anon told me last time I was here with my trip on, I wasn't really being serious about that.Was fun to write though, haven't done that in an active thread in some time. Little rough, but I think I made my point.>>11766177I haven't, mostly because when I've been checking in MLPG has been in some rather dour moods.Probably just gonna throw them all on my tumblr and or fimfiction come the 4th as a message of FREEDOM and all that.And because I'm tired of trying to figure out a good release schedule.
>>11766188No I don't. I love my fucking parka.I love the snow.I love the rain.I love the cold.I love the frost.I hate the wind.
>>11766203I was there the whole time
>>11766164>RarityTalk with the Diamond Dogs. They want gems don't they? Well Rarity can find gems. And she probably have some home. Just release her and they'll get some gems. But I'd also warn them about the griffons. Fuckers are greedy bastards. They'd probably steal all the gems. Never trust a griffon. Then just watch as they kill eachother.
>>11766186>not being 6'11" and built like I am
>>11766168yea i hate summer too, fucking hot as fuck, shitsuxthe sun sux
>>11766215The contrast is funny, yes.
>>11766053except it's actually kind of truethey say what gets you off porn-wise doesn't really count, and that if you watch too much porn it weirds out your sex drive and your tastes get all wonky
>>11765983Yes he is, very deep in us... filling us with his imagination.
>>11766194post something new or this is getting signed and sent to you
>>11766217>Why not go the TiTS route?hold on let me look up that acronym on google
>>11766194can you draw more eldritch-abomination ponies?
>>11766224RELEASE ONE PER WEEK NIGGER.
>>11766227Are you me?
>>11766239>>11766168Reason #5,489 as to why Celestia is second worst princess.Cadance being the worst.Chrysalis being the bestLuna is second best, and Twilight is third best
>>11766251http://offbeatr.com/project/trials-in-tainted-space-46583939698$193,771 in funding for an erotic text based game.
>>11766255BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ITS ONE THAT ISNT GOOD OR PEOPLE FORGOT IT WAS A THING AND DONT LIKE IT.MY TERRIBLY SENSITIVE EGO COULDNT TAKE IT.If that's what you really want I can start that this upcoming week.
>tfw it's hot, humid, AND windySeriously, fuck the summer.
>>11766221Don't worry I'll probably lose pretty quickly.
>>11766224>Probably just gonna throw them all on my tumblr and or fimfiction come the 4th as a message of FREEDOM and all thatGod bless America
>>11766251whoathis was probably a bad way to search for that>>11766270>$193,771 in funding for an erotic text based game.ShoooootWell if I knew how to code like that I mightBut uh, if I made a Quorum game it probably wouldn't be erotic
>>11766290>>11766221>>11766174what are we whispering about
>>11766243You should make kids stuff. My 5 year old thought your pics were cute.
>>11766144I think it's a cum-dumpster type fantasy.
>>11766266dats some nice princess rankings there anon, I'm gonna have to agree with those opinions
>>11766266Chrysalis is a Queen
>>11766266Chrysalis is a queen, not a princess.
>>11766294Theres always kickstarterIt's for the best if it wouldn't be erotic then, more of a wide appeal.
>>11766283OKAYWhich one first? Please pick carefully>Loving Celestia>Loving Rarity>That Dancing Rarity/FS thing based on Goat's picture that Dooks colored>Rucksack of other stories that I keep forgetting about.
>>11766287Quit bitching, I only get weather like that for about three months out of the year. Then its right back to frostbite freezing for the next 9 months.
>>11766299About something that will never happen.
>>11766194You could potentially make an interactive text adventure game, or another quest, or "a new homestuck"
>>11766330oh Canadatrue north strong and free
>>11766287>Tfw your states on fire because of it
>>11766303I'd need to find something cute to draw that wasn't ponies.
>>11766334>potentiallyGG I like you, but you peaked with Ruby Quest. At least the rest of your career hasn't been your attempting to impress critics who hate you. Ruby Quest 2 starring Ben Affleck
>>11766323oh boy oh boy I am exciteI hope you have some ideas with dash in that rucksack of yours
>>11766355>reason #5 why I left California
>>11766343I should go check that.
>>11766343let us dream of poniesgood night MLPG
>>11766368Because it's always a good idea to tell people that they'll never fly any higher isn't that right anon
>>11766343good night anon, i love you.
>>11766355That sounds nice.
>>11766375Colorado's the one on fire again
>>11766371Dash...Dash....There was that one preening request with Flutters and Dash. I think that one's half written and kind of iffy. Not sure anyone would want that anymore.If rucksack gets chosen I'll roll a die and we'll see if she gets lucky.Nobody seems to ever request anything with her though. I mean hell, last time I was writing something in a thread involving her someone deleted the thread and interest never picked back up. A shame.
>>11766364>I'd need to find something cute to draw that wasn't ponies.Original characters I guess.
ha, you cant make a post using the name Fluttershy. i wonder why they added that
>>11765076http://d-h.st/JEkput these together, eh?
>>11766378Same, but the /unf/ thread ded
>>11766387If GG is an actual artist then he's going to create regardless, because he enjoys it. There might actually be some pleasure in knowing you don't have to do anything to impress any one. That's an easy thing to say you're doing, and a hard thing to admit you're not doing.
>>11766364Chrysalis trying to become human for Texanon
>>11766407aw manreading xenophilia made me want to read more stories with dash in it
>>11766407>Flutterdash preeningI want it
>>11766414Proves that flutterfags are the worstLet's see if this works
>>11766323Either Rarity, or Rarishy. Mixed bag doesn't sound like it'd be a good starter, and it'd be good to save best horse for later
>tfw I have the money to move to Ireland with my own race, but it's over run with blacks and muslimsle sigha
>>11766400When it boils right down to it, it kind of is. Burns all the beetle-kill, clears way for a new forest.
I'm going to bed too...I love you.
>>11766444Is it California? I hope it's California.
>>11766441Ireland is bankrupt and has a double digit unemployment rate. Why not just drown in the ocean instead
>>11766179>>11766125I guess this is the part where we pray that DT likes us.
>>11766439The b-con orgy one.
Good night MLPG
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11766446good night BCS, even though you have been a little crazy recently i am still your friend.
>>11766453He already said it's colorado you dork
>>11766294GG, you should also do kids stuff.But there's almost nothing that you currently draw that I can show my daughter.
>>11766474Aww.I guess California can still have an earthquake and slide into the ocean.
>>11765749Whichever one is it, I'm sure EA already has a rock hard boner for him/her.
>>11766437>>11766429>>11766428>>11766443I see.Oh, right. I think there's some random goo pony smut thing in there too. But I digress.Lookin' like Loving Rarity or Rarishy. Rarishy would be a double since I wrote one without anon and one with anon. Mostly because I figured why not.For now I'm gonna get out of here and stop tormenting you folk so I can sleep on it.Have a good night MLPG and take care.
>>11766469because she is the main character of a childrens show. they wrote her to be perfect to sell more toys to small children.
>>11766454BECAUSE IT'S COLD AND I WANT TO FUCK SHEEP WITH OTHER WHITE PEOPLEI FUCKING HATE SEEING BLACKS OUTSIDE IN MY CITYGODDAMNIT IT'S HOT I HATE SUMMER
Good morning, MLPG.
>>11766483Tell your daughter to grow up she's a huge pussy
>>11766503But it's the middle of the night.
>>11766364You could make OC ponies. Or cute creatures. Or if you meant totally different, I guess you could draw little girls.
>>11766467god fucking damn it
>>11766179>SS explains everything>DT pinches the bridge of her nose, an exasperated sigh escaping her lips>"Peasants.">her attention shifts back to the call>"Alright look. His movie-choice sucked. Not disputing that. But you know he didn't do it to mess with you. He's just incompetent.">"But shouldn't he have known better?! I mean he knows how I am with-">"Silver. He's a boy. You can't trust them to know better about ANYTHING.">"...Well...what am I supposed to do...?">"Give him a few days. See if he has enough living brain-cells to figure out how he screwed up. Wait for him to come crawling back to you begging for forgiveness.">"...What if he doesn't...?">"They ALWAYS do.">"But-">"ALWAYS."
>>11766453The forest fire in California is natural. In fact, its the only way the forest could ever grow there because the fire would open up their trunk for the seed to be release. Without fire, the forest would not exist in California. Of course, you got retards that think that real estate next to these forest is a good idea.
>>11766368>GG I like you, but you peaked with Ruby Quest.As disheartening as it is to hear people say this, and say it they certainly do, I take some small solace in the fact that I honestly disagreeMaybe I'll never have a big hit like RQ again but some of my newer work is better to me
>>11766417I tried, but it really didn't sync, and I can't post the image since you did. How I do it is using the inline embedder from http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/ so you can do it yourself pretty easily.
>>11766469vry fcking nght
>>11766472I'm not BCS.
>>11766492>Loving RarityTHIS ONEDO THIS ONEPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT
>>11766513She's 5. And I pre-filter everything she gets. I ruined raising my little brother, in that I let him watch anything I did from an early age. I'm not making that mistake again. Only movies/shows/comics appropriate for kids for now. I'll show her some MLP fan stuff, but it's all cute stuff. I read to her some of the 4koma comics for instance.
>>11766534>Maybe I'll never have a big hit like RQThat's what I meant
>>11766534I still think you're too scattered and don't focus on any one thing.
>>11766536deleted. you say it didn't sync? it seemed to be synced to me
>>11766513>That picSo Applejacks can molt?
>>11766565Good for you on that part. I can't say the same for your brother.I just hope your sister does not decided to search pony in the future when she grown up.
>most of anons going to sleepalright, now the real juicy stuff can startwho wants to play truth or dare?
help mlpg I can't stop unfing
>>11766585Also you suck at monetization. Why isn't Ruby Quest in one location, and why don't you own that location? Ads, donations, merch is a lot to give up on because effo--
>>11766499>Not moving to New ZealandIt's just like Australia but poorer and with sheepfucking
>>11766608TRUTHI KISSED TEX AT THE FALL FORMAL
>>11766614if you've been unfing for more than four hours you should see a doctor
>>11766565>Rarity>evil>motherSHE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD and self-sufficient.
>>11766608i DARE you to stop shitposting for the rest of the night
>>11766534>Remember that awesome thing you did?>You'll never do anything that awesome again. Ever. So don't even try.Why are you people telling him this
>>11766633you don't fuck sheep, you shear them.
>>11766633also there is orcs.
I WANT TO FUCK EA
>all these niggas crying about cold, wet placesSEATTLE SUPREMESEATTLE SUPREMEALL YEAR, EVERY YEAREAT A DICK, VANCOUVER
>>11766641Chelsea, oh my god, why do you always have to give me the shittiest dares
>>11766659How's the suicide rate going this year
>>11766524Call herCALL HER
where's the ponies?
>>11766534I like the things you do based on their individual merit.
>>11766643Honestly it would have been really nice for someone to tell Kevin Smith that he's never going to have a hit like Clerks again, so he should just make what he wanted, instead of movies that might appeal to critics. I mean fuck he describes Zack and Mirri as "I tried to make a Judd Apatow movie. I even got Judd's guy."
>>11766524>>11766008>>11765494>tfw you haven't seen any of those movies eitherCan I get a quick rundown of what it's about, and why it would get her so upset?
>>11766633And horse cum drinks.
>>11766659I'm only complaining that it isn't colder or wetter.
>>11766659>fuck you VancouverThird nicest place in the world, and most expensive place to live in North America representin'
>>11766659anthony gallegos pls.
>>11766670That's a rumor. We have been voted NUMEROUS times as the best place in the U.S. to live.Las Vegas is the suicide capital.
>>11766704>most expensive place to live in North America representin'Here's a fun game:http://www.crackshackormansion.com/
>>11766643I've thought about this for awhile now and I either find that the people who make those kinds posts are either Ross or a NEET.>>11766684Why are you acting like what people draw is a contest for attention?
Here's a cute filly batpony wearing a pony tail. Her name is Ivy.
>>11766704>Not living in MelbourneWhat a loserjk ily Canada
>>11766716That's alright, I live south of Detroit
>>11766735>tfw you're first crush's name was IvyIt's shit
>>11766735you forgot your name, cosmo
>>11766738You poor soul.
>>11766733>Why are you acting like what people draw is a contest for attentionWeaver's be lying if he said Ruby Quest isn't the standard to which he judges the rest of his content. Maybe it gets him down? I don't know
>>11766737anon plspublic transport.
>>11766735Now draw a bat mare named Harleyand have them make out
>>11766735She looks like she's plotting something. Is she plotting something?
>>11766750Nah, it's alrightI live in the white suburbs and nothing really happens hereDetroit is only like 15 minutes away but it's far enough to not get killed
>>11766655>try to fuck EA>all he does is start saying erotic fiction
Anyone down for late night Hats?Corwin Just got the game and wants to play with us.
>>11766783I was just thinking about hatsIll join
>>11766779>I take off my pants>His pants are still on>I kiss your mouth, then your chin, then your neck>He's still standing in the corner of the room
>>11766755A quality standard isn't the same as pandering or an attention grab.
>>11766748Oh I didn't forget it... it's usually in the linkboard and the linkboard ISN'T HERE.>>11766774She's plotting to aerial tackle her bat brother, Nook.
>>11766636>>11766638so I should go to the doctor and unf harder?
>>11766763IT'S FUCKING FINEWHAT IS WITH EVERY VICTORIAN COMPLAINING ABOUT PUBLIC TRANSPORT?
>>11766783Yeah sure.I don't think I have the brain power to play anything besides medic right now though.
>>11766799I don't know that it is an attention grab to want your work to be as successful as something else, and especially something that you consider worse than what you're doing.If it were me, it wouldn't be about getting people's eyes, it would be about why my better work is falling on only like one one hundredth of the eyes. That would be frustrating at least
>>11766735I think Luna's batpony guards are earth ponies she zapped. Benefits: higher stamina, strength, plus night vision.
>>11766783>1/25Corwin isn't real. He's in your imagination. Or else he'd be in the server.
>>11766783Sure, I think dick discussion is over now.
>>11766721no, you didn't use my gif. i changed the frame rate of the gif to sync it to the song. i can post it again if it's not in your browser's cache.the binary from http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/ doesn't work for me. I can't seem to figure out how to use the inline script to embed, or at least find the interface..nevermind, heh, figured it out. if you delete yours i should be able to post a synced version
>>11766783ALL HATS ON DECK
>>11766811I honestly don't know.The only problem I've found is that my massive femurs can't fit in the bus seats
>>11766829Okay so by that logic Kevin Smith wasn't really trying to appeal to critics he was just doing what he loved and wanted it to be successful, right?
>>11766783Eh, alright. I'm completely incompetent, but I know more players is more fun regardless of skill. Let me see if I can get it working again.
>>11766797>he's just scared and talking on auto-pilot
>2/3 of the best characters in ugly americans both like poniesneat
>>11766869You realize that Lauren Faust could get us to make 11-min episodes of an original series using her Fighting is Magic characters, right?Success has been redefined; indy and viral are just two more varieties of mainstream.
>>11766904what kind of a horse is that
>>11766848[All Day Long I Dream About Sex]
>>11766799>A quality standard isn't the same as pandering or an attention grab.I agree, but I'm wondering where this whole line of conversation came from?Like I don't understand what I'm doing that fits in with this logic
>>11766917a flittery kind
>tfw kind of want to go back to starcrap 2>realize i dont have hots anyway>nevermind
it amuses me that i've only seen gay shipping of pony flash sentry so far.
>>11766848Deleted, also, put [brackets] in the post so people know there's something embedded.
>>11766927He's trying to get you to stop drawing what he doesn't like and start drawing what he DOES like.
>>11766860>TallunfLet me come fuck you
>>11766924A tad slow.
>>11766927I don't either anymore. Too late at night.
>>11766869I think kevin Smith was looking for validation. I was speaking strictly for me because I'm just an analytical person. Something not really making sense, like the whims of the public, wouldn't stop me from wracking my brain
>>11766704>vancouver>goodI WROTE A LITTLE DIDDY FOR YOU FAGGOThttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1yQMByojX2l
>>11766927Have you ever drawn ponies as RQ characters? Like, what Animal Crossing chars would the mane six be?
>>11766934I had that urge at one point this yearThen I tried playing a level and remembered why I stopped.At least I got some good ragequits out of that game...
>>11766783>>11766880Actually, scratch that, I've uninstalled it at some point and don't actually have the space free to reinstall it without going on a hunt for stuff to delete. Hope you guys have fun, anyway.
>>11766973i kinda like that mane on twilight.
>>11766915As is "hipster." As is bespoke.
>>11766954 >>11766924Yeah, curious. I wonder if it's the browser, since the BPM and framerate should sync, and it works in my image viewer.
>>11766672>Silver Spoon steers clear of you for the next few days>She's at Diamond Tiara's place one afternoon when her cell phone starts ringing>INCOMING CALL: Anonymous>She looks to DT, who just gives her a smirk, before she hits "Answer," and fights to keep her voice even and calm.>"Hello.">"Hey, Sweetheart... how are you doing? We haven't seen each other in a while and...">"...">"...okay, listen, about the other night.">"...Yes?">"...I just wanted to say I'm sorry. I thought you'd like the story, and I didn't think about... all that stuff with your parents. I guess it hit a little too close to home...">"You 'guess?'">"Okay, I picked the worst possible choice I could have picked - but I was calling to ask if you'd want to have a do-over? We could go see something else? Say, tomorrow night?"
>>11766962It's 'ditty'.'Diddy' is a bad rapper.
>>11767013you ungrateful moose fucker
>>11766998Draw a three-legged pone, please?
>>11767023i'm not a moosefucker I'm a kangaroo fuckeror whatever, an afl fucker.
>>11767024Why would I want to leave
>>11767024Sweet Christ. What do you have to do to unlock it?
>>11767055>precision urethral sounding
>>11767024I like how it throbs into his hand.That or it's reverse footage and it stuck to him for a second.
>>11767063>Accomplish that on the "doorknob">Still won't open>"You have to do it on yourself"
>>11767077>get pissed off>shove your dick into Brae's dick in a fit of rage
My little pony
>>11767093>The condom breaks.gif
>>11767085Now draw one with a fifth leg.
>>11767085>That expression with that dismembered legNow I feel bad.
>>11767106>You'll never be pregnant with a mistake>You'll never have crotchtits full of milk
MLPG should I watch and animu?Which one?
>>11767142Shiggydiggy no Kyojin
>>11767142It should be BACCANO!Because it's fun, action, and not 11 seasons long.
>>11767143Someone stabbed that dude in the nuts.
>>11767114Dang, I missed it. Repost elsewhere?
>>11767175Needs a J-pop remix.
I'm about to play ICOWhat should I expect
>>11767088Now, are you talking Brae's dick, or the door"knob"?
>>11767163>>11767008Crisis averted for nowAt least DT isn't hunting for our ass.
>>11766688Before Sunrise: two young travelers meet in Paris and fall in loveBefore Sunset: ten years later they meet again but are married to other people, yet still hit it off with each otherBefore Midnight: another ten years later they're estranged from their former families, raising a new one together, but are pretty fed up with each other and the way their lives turned outSome of my favorite movies by far for the story they tell across what are just long, low-key slice-of-life sequences consisting of a very long, endless conversation between two people, the sort you'd have with a soulmate.
>>11767221all the feeeeeeeeels
will the fim comics get as crazy as this?
I need more zebra twins.
>>11767271I should finish that.
>>11767221>You'll never spend a night in with Rarity eating junk food and playing vidya
>>11767271Hops is apparently working on a picture.I would too, but I have no time. plus I'm not that good with posing and penetration
>>11767271I want to be spit roasted by the twins
>>11767221Have you played Shadow of the Colossus? 'Cause I hear it's quite thematically and stylistically similar to that.I've had the HD collection on my shelf for like a year now and I haven't gotten around to even starting ICO...finished sotc though
>>11767290I'm not any important person, but their pose is just Mua lying on Mti's back, back to back.
>>11767292While they're on the stack?