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Which pony do you think would be the most fun to just chill with on a slow day?

Old, tense horse: >>11756588
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>rappel
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WHich pony do you think would be most willing to rim me lovingly?


I want to be the little girl
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Fluttershy. no question
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>derpy op

This thread is blessed

also anon desired images of this little guy
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Barring my obvious answer, I'll say Rainbow Dash.
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Pinkie Pie
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>>11759571
I'd love to spend a day reading with Twilight.
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>>11759571
Applejack we'd just sit on the porch drinking lemonade as we watched the clouds roll bye
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I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
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>>11759599

uhhhhhhh

Twilight Sparkle
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>>11759607

dash would bitch that there's nothing to do.
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The pony you posted. She'd be chill yet fun.
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>>11759609

Did you mean 'best pony'?
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>>11759571
Dash
I'd love to read a book next to her under cover on a rainy day
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What would your personal heaven contain?
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>>11759607
>implying that also wasn't the obvious answer
What would you do with her?
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>>11759644
>under cover

Are you a cop?
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>>11759571
That's a very pretty pony.
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>>11759631
She loves to nap though, and ever since she learned that reading is good she spends time doing that.

Just because she can go fast doesn't mean she always wants to.
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>Hey anon, like our cheerleading out there? Pretty wild, huh?
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>>11759661

Indeed
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What do you think you would do with pony while you were taking it easy?
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Fluttershy would be chill to hang with except she'd probably be constantly worrying about her animals the whole time which would be annoying
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>>11759601
>MMXIII
>Liking flutters

what happened yahtzeeanon, you used to be cool
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>>11759647
Poniponiponi.


Pretty much just that.
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Wake up sheeple
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>>11759658
I mean like in one of those outdoor beds with a canopy top or something
you know
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Okay I saw you guys confused earlier so I'm gonna clear stuff up.

The con happening right now is not Everfree Northwest. The current convention is Fiesta Equestria, in Texas.

EFNW happens next weekend in Seattle, I believe.
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>>11759670
>"Uh, why did you ask me to meet in the locker room, anyway?"
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>>11759680
watch corny scary movies
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>>11759670
Are you trying to sexually harass me?

Just to let you know my lawyer is jewish.
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>>11759680
Slow ride
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>>11759648
>>11759631
Rainbow Dash seems fine with just hanging out.
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>>11759696
Wait I'm confused
Is the yellow one autistic?
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>>11759693
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>>11759680
Talk about our feelings
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>>11759696

pls show me how to make sweet homo love
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>>11759709
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>>11759689
I was never cool
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>>11759696
Yes it does, July 5 to 7.
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>>11759696
You are correct sir. How you doing?
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>>11759718

She's the only one who's buttons I HAVEN'T sold out of. You be the judge.
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>>11759670
Please don't take my lunch money again...
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>>11759575
you mean she hasn't been herself? Or do you actually think it's a different person?
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I need pictures.
pictures of batponies.
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>>11759743
They're probably just upset because you didn't draw her with a penis
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>>11759604

and this

hrrm thought I had a better one from behind oh well
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>>11759753
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What if pone was titan.
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>>11759736
Hello mr. yahtzeeanon person! How are you?
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>>11759743
Who are the popular sellers so I know what to bring at bronycon.
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>>11759753
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>>11759742

Not bad. Selling really well! Bout to listen to a bunch of friends sets at the concert/party/thing
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>>11759753
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>>11759604
>>11759761
Is that it? I need more. At least from the front without the visor.
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>>11759771
Thanks for reminding me there's a new episode today!

http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=447658
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>>11759753
Workin' on it!
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>>11759748
different person obviously
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>>11759753
Batpony-related requests?
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I'm annoyed when people use pone or pon
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>>11759790
where do bats ponies came from?
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>>11759796

ponpon
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>>11759796

poni
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>tfw you have been too busy focusing on other art to improve, rather than doing pony art for MLPG

I think I need to get back on the horse, got any requests for me?

I'll post my other art once it's complete, it's got a horse in it so it's related.
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>>11759796
pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone
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>>11759796
You want them to use "pnoe" or "ponoe" instead?
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>>11759796
what's wrong with pone?
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>>11759796
how about ponoes
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>>11759812
Their penis.
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>>11759773
meh, can't complain. haven't had time to be online due to work. how did that whole equestria girls thing go over?
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>>11759812
Well, when a giant bat loves a pony very much...
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>>11759774

You gotta kinda stand out. If you make Mane6 merchandise, make it something unique so that it's like, just another twilight sparkle print.

Also: there's people who will just have a single thing in mind that they will buy EVERYTHING of.

There's people going around who will buy like, every piece of Cheerilee merchandise, or Gilda merchandise, or whatever. Have something of that character, and they'll buy it like no matter what. Just have a super wide selection!
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>>11759753
>being this much of a brony
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>>11759813
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>>11759796

But I like pones
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>>11759832

*so that it's not just another
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>>11759647
all the lolis i can rape
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>>11759796

poneocchio?
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>>11759812
Well, when a mama batpony and a daddy batpony love each other very much, a storkpony comes and delivers them a beautiful babybatpony.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>11759829
Wasn't as bad as people thought. A few even liked it.
Altogether opinion seems to range from below average to acceptable.
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>>11759786

No I just need to remember how I named them all

also I do not think he has been shown from the front without the visor, I will double check though

here he is from behind without it however
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>>11759790
How's celest goat
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>>11759819
how about discord warped in foil?
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>>11759790
ooooh
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>>11759835
What about the 1%?
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>>11759680
lazy slow casual sex
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>>11759819
batpone
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>>11759794
...are you asking for one?
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>>11759848
But daddy batpony why did you have to take mommy batpony to the hospital when she was really fat and then when you came back she wasn't so fat and you had my brother batpony with you
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>>11759835

>HUB logo

clever
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>>11759850
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>>11759861
She's actually almost done! Just gotta get this hair in order and shade it.
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Rainbow Dash is a very ugly pony.
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>>11759829
Mostly from average to bad, but some anon do like it, so it's not as bad as one would've thought. You should work finish your work faster so we can spend time together, mr. yahtzeeanon person~
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how do I color-theory?
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>>11759876
WELL UH
Mommy had too much to eat and had to go to the doctor! And, uh, the storkpony was sick, too! So we, um, had to go get your brother from him there?
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What if a female contributor or brae posted their butt?
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>>11759909
http://purplekecleon.deviantart.com/art/How-I-See-Color-A-Tutorial-184642625
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>>11759871
Yes.
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>>11759929
there's been a serious lack of MLPG users posting their asses in recent threads
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>>11759853
wow, really? neat I suppose
>>11759899
I have to travel for my job, so there is no finite time
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>>11759946
shhh you'll call pinkieanon back
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>>11759786

ah no here you go. He is essentially scootaloo from the front mane wise
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>>11759947
A-alright, maybe some other time.
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>>11759960

Butt that's a good thing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcpqGNdJ9W4

Is "TwiLuna" a "thing" ?
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Pony most likely to fart in a social settings and think it's funny.
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>>11759981

bcs post ur butt pls
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Is it wrong if I'm enjoying the Megaman/Sonic crossover much more than the MLP comics? This shit is god damn bonkers
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Odds: Nap
Evens: Nap and draw a simple request
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>>11759939
oh, uhhh...
Midnight Blossom dropping down behind a recruit batpony, upside-down, and saying "boo," scaring the shit out of him
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>>11759985
Pinkie or Dash.
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>>11759791
and this person gained access to bcs's tripcode, deviantart, tumblr, etc?
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>>11759946
Just don't let this photo get around, okay?
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>>11760010

what a kawaii donkey
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how many new contributors came by in the last month?
old horse said this Omni guy already did a lot
and I see BCS is going nuts again too
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>>11759997

Night tex.

You coming back afterwards?
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>>11759994
>Megaman/Sonic crossover
Oh geez. Is Spaz drawing the covers?
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>>11759910
Oh well that makes sense I guess! I'm gonna go play with Gus Griffon! He promised to show me how he got his totally sweet eyepatch!
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>>11759998
This sounds like it'll be fun to draw.
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:]
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I'm bad at jokes. Celestia quest updated.
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>>11759994
>the Wily-Robotnik bromance
They play off each other so well.
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>>11760047
Yes he is. All of them.
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>>11759990

I'm not real

u want butt, go to a convention and gib me money
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>>11760089
>>11759994
How is the normal Megaman comic, anyways? The preview pages I saw ages ago looked pretty neat. I think it was introducing Quake Woman?
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What would a chimera pony look like?
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>>11759966
Oh wow he does. Nice catch. Any more just for good measure?
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so Twiluna r34 is good right?
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1-3 Pone
4-6 Vidya
7-9 Rurouni Kenshikn
0 or Dubs Sleep
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>>11760123
Pretty damn good. Has some pacing issues, but still decent.

And go buy them if you can. Megaman needs the sales.
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>>11760158
What is it chimera'd with?
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>>11760186

Another pone.
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>>11760173

Yeah, there are a bunch of side shots of various sizes, but that is pretty much the only frame he is head on without his visor in any episode. From dead behind is just as rare
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>>11760184
If I lived anywhere near a comic shop, I probably would. It's not like they're very expensive, right?
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>you will never give a qt pi colt the D
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>>11760174
nope
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>>11760212
Cheaper than the MLP comics I think. And you can get them digital too.
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>>11760221
Thank Celestia.

My D is reserved for suitably attractive mares.
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Would you wear a sweater carefully knitted with Fluttershy's pubic hair
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I love Twilight Sparkle!
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>>11760246
I didn't realize her hair was sentient
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>>11760246
I don't think horses have pubic hair?
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>>11760249
I do too. She's such a cute pony.
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>>11760262

what

>>11760263

marshmallow equines do
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>>11760246
Does it come with her butter?
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>>11760263
Don't they have hair all over?
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How can I get a job?
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>>11760308
Not on their genitals.
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>>11760282
What's that gif from?
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>>11760263
she has a condition
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>>11760282
I love her more.
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>>11760322

explain this fiasco to me, because I do not know of it and it sounds interesting because dooks
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>>11760322
Responding to yourself to prove a point is rather sad. Plus you didn't show the response chain, so that could have come from anywhere.
And there's no timestamp, so it could have come from anywhen.
In short, 0/10 apple-y yourself, faget.
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>>11760322
>text
keep your crazy in the old thread, please, I'm trying to talk to you there
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>>11760348
he was trying to e-fuck jessy and he failed
the edn
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>>11760323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okg38oDyY3Q
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>>11760324

unf
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>>11760323
It's from the Hot Topic Hot Minute with Twilight Sparkle, but I'm pretty sure that same animation was actually used in Equestria Girls, so they just reused the assets, probably.
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>>11760376
You don't need images to be crazy. If you honestly think you do, I'll delete some of my old pictures from last thread to give you some room, alright?
But this is a new horse, and people should be able to avoid you if they'd rather not have that old discussion leak in here.
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would you eat out sunset shimmer's pussy after flash came in it
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Does your pony like the sunshine or the rain
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>>11760403
No
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>>11760401
Oh, so they want to avoid me.

Thanks for the note. I'll be taking this here, then.
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>>11760403
Yes
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>>11760413
Rain because it makes for a nice backdrop while she reads or studies.
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>>11760413
my pony is too busy reading books and being a princess to care.
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>>11760403
eh probably
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>>11760403

No, but only because Flash Sentry is such a shit character

now if Barry Allen came inside, maaaybe,
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>>11760376
Well let's see. One guy who will co-sign your bullshit vs. ...HOW many others who think you're completely off your rocker?
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>>11760413

all ponies enjoy both in appropriate measures anon

unless they are communists
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>>11760452
just stop retard
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>>11760413

My pony likes both
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>>11760441
>>11760439
WHICH IS IT
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>>11760376
>Still no timestamp
>still no chain of conversation
Without context, you might as well be pissing into the wind.
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>>11760426
You're insane.
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>mlpg
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>>11760460
Rarity probably only likes sunshine
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>>11760413

Rain, because the sound helps her nap.
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>>11760426
Look, this is my last response in the new horse to you entirely.
Stay back in the old one, where I'm indulging your madness to know what you're talking about, or stop going on about being TRON in here.
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>>11760473
No, he's a shitposter. He knows exactly what he's doing. And it's working.
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>>11760473
stop retard
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>>11760466
I'd like to see that pony cold and shivering wet from being caught in a storm, a little dank smelling and scared.
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>>11760403
yes

i'm so lonely and desperate for female contact that i would

i bet it tastes like corndogs
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>>11760500
>from the thumbnail it looked like she had googly eyes
Dammit, that was a ridiculous idea.
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>>11760436
People know too much about me. I'm leaving it at that.
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>you'll never lick up his sweet pre
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>>11760481

I don't know, I could see her as the type to use the rain as an excuse to show off her fancy rain gear

like that umbrella saddle thing she had in Return of Harmony
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Extra sugar. Extra salt.
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Defiantly twily
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>>11760531

America pls
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>>11760528
Fair point, you win this round.
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>>11760502

I would too, but just so I could hug her
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http://i.imgur.com/cf3SYaf.jpg

you feel the...

[ballgag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw
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Premium DJ Acid cum, 10 bucks a bottle
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>>11760536
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Storytime!
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>>11760536
Why is twily defiant?
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>>11760531

But it's low-fat so it's good for you
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>>11760502
And then bring her in and dry her off and give her a good meal?
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>>11760550

Is that anime shaggy?
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>>11760511
Don't Starve?
well alright
give me a minute
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>>11760550
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>>11760531
Extra oil and M S G

SHUT UP AND EEAT

2 BAD NO BON APETIT
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>>11760540
Would you dry her off with a towel first at least?
She probably smells a little like a wet dog
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>>>/ic/1484564
After how the general's been today, this felt really good to read.
I'm glad he's doing good.
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I got some cream puffs at the store today.
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>>11760567
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>>11760554
Slow day?
Reading and cuddles.
Intelligent conversation?
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>>11760562
I could
I bet she'd love my potato and cheese soup as she warms up
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Playing any fun games tonight mlpg?
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>>11760580
lewd femsnips when
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>>11760567
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>>11760584
Last one.
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>>11760590

fun? no.
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>>11760590
Hey! what server are you on.
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>>11760566
This is a ruse, but I'll take whatever I get like a man.
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purple pony worst pony
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>>11760590

>shipping
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>>11760607
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>>11760590
Probably just League or Killing Floor.

Was considering writing something in the General, but the mood seems to be darkening. So it will have to wait.
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>>11760605
oh
well then never mind then
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>>11760607

How rude
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>>11760574

I'd hug her before drying her off, during, and then also afterwards
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Here you go, Anon. Sorry it took so long.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=899qJ0Uzu2M
all ponies are the worst pony
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>>11760607
That's a mean thing to say.
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>>11760620
>>11760632
i meant this one
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>>11760607
nah
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>>11760567
>>11760550
>aakashi
pls no
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>>11760640
What do you have against that pony anon?
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>>11760629
Dubstep is SHIT.
happy hardcore all the way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLrNVppByAU
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>>11760612
>>11760647
>denialfags
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>>11760621
what are you a towel?
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>>11760640
It's not her fault Anon.
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>>11760640
I dunno, she seems pretty cute to me.
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>>11760658

whatever mang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ftndHZq3g
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Twilight Sparkle wants to bear your child.

Now.
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So MLPG, does the friend zone really exist?
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>>11760658

I thought we knew better than to allow derpy behind the wheel
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>>11760684

That's terrible this one is objectively better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6h3abQlN94
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>>11760603
Ultros right now. Will be on Excalibur when phase 4 starts.
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Alright the sketches for both the requests are done, I'm finish them off tomorrow morning and post them with colour tomorrow.

Night guys.

Also just want to apologize if I missed anyone's request last time, got really screwed over due to work accidently going missing once again.
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>>11760696
Is she ready to be a mother?
Can I even impregnate a pony?
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>>11760696
Does she know a way to make the whole interspecies thing work in that regard, or does she just want to try anyway?

Either way, I'd oblige.
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>>11760704
ha what a great picture
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>>11760511
I want the whole conversation. Your argument, and why he agrees with you.
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>>11760702

>this shit again
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>>11760702
yes, you get to it by not being good looking enough.

wait are you asking about that meta shit that i've been reading all day?
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>>11760702
That's like asking if Twilight is a Mary Sue.
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>>11760662

I'm whatever she needs, anon
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>>11760708
that's pretty cool, I love those ear piercings on ponies
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QUICK YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO take the first step toward one of your life goals
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>>11760726
>>11760725
>>11760720
This is a serious scientific study by the professors of Cantorlot University. The ponies are interested in the humans term of friend zone.
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>>11760731

You like those too? Awesome.
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>>11760749
OK, let me respond to you then

XDDDDDDDDDD
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>>11760658
>happy hardcore
ASS
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>>11760702
No.
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>>11760749
My life goal is to marry Twilight Sparkle.
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>>11760726
So it's false?
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>>11760702
Well, where else would you put your friends, silly?
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>>11760749
I already did
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>>11760750

>in equestria being friendzoned grants you immense magical powers
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>>11760769

You're going to be in MLPG a long time then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcTM-lRxPbs
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>>11760749
I drew a line on a page

I'm basically half way there
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>>11760775

I don't know.
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How do you draw pony heads front view, quarter view, side view? And between these views.
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>>11760750

We already did a write up on this fucking subject, anon!

https://inkbunny.net/journalview.php?id=89336
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>>11760812
there's a ton of references on the sub
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>>11760812
mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
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>>11760812
you dont
fuck drawing
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>>11760812

see if this helps at all
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Easily Discord
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>>11760826
But I couldn't find anything for tweens. What if I want to make a smoothly animated rotating head.
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>>11760709
>>11760712
Yes.
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>>11760846
Are we posting lions now?
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>>11760862

put the time in until you see results

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/196683
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finally gets a song

the song is terrible
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>>11760875
That lion is adorable. And my Horoscope pony folder is depressingly small.
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>1 Large pepperoni!
>That'll be $29.95 plus hug
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>>11760857
As he is now he'd probably be a souped up reality warping version of Pinkie, so I can see that being fun.
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>>11760883

that is all kinds of disturbing...
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Pants for toos.
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>>11760864
But how does she want it to go down, anon.

She says she wants it, but is it with a feral passion, ready to pin me down with magic, strip me of my clothes, and ride me until I'm embedded in the floor?

Or does she want me to take the lead, passionate kisses as I ease her onto a bed, the rhythm of our lovemaking slow but strong?

C'mon man, this is important.
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>>11760901
>$30 for a fucking pizza

gtfo
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Paladin

Cadance?
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>>11760883
Thought process on this
>Is that real
>Oh god that's freaky
>What's it doing?
>Is it a tongue
>I wonder what that would feel like on my penis
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>>11760761
Didya do that one cheesecake pony or something?
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>>11760901

>30 bucks for one pizza
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>>11760899
with your picture and the one I posted, I'm already out of Lio myself
Will a scorpio do as well?
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>>11760901
How about $5 and oral sex?
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>>11760901
What the hell is with the price!?

I mean, a hug? Really? You think I'm made of those?
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>>11760917
No, Shining Armor is a Paladin
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>>11760901
>>11760927
>>11760920
Guys she said pepperoni, they had to kill something to make this pizza. Something sentient, shit don't come cheap.
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>>11760921
needs moar capricorn
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>>11760921
Scorpio will do just fine, though if you have any Libra, that'd be much appreciated.
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Why is pone so chubby?
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>>11760896
Her voice was still great though.
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>>11760937

It's not tofuroni?
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>>11760944
I'll do my best
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>>11760937

the fuck, do you live in the ocean or something?

there's all kinds of sentient shit to kill on land
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>>11760901
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>>11760964

that looks pretty lewd scorpio pone
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>>11760908
i am buying the derpy panties to wear, i am an obese guy.
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>>11760916
>>11760920
>>11760923
>>11760927
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>>11760981
There will never be a time when this picture won't make me lose my shit
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>>11760908
What kind of panties do the CMC wear?
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>>11760996

I'll take 10!
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>>11761006
They don't wear any panties anon
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>>11760996
>that pizza box
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>>11760996
Are you sure she's spitting in it and not drooling on it? Slight difference.

Also she looks a little hypnotized by the pizza.

Y'know what, nevermind. You can keep the pizza.
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You order a pizza and this pony just comes and sits on your pizza. What do you do?
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>>11760996
$5, oral sex, and a hug then? I really don't have any more money than that.
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>>11760718
http://pastebin.com/JUJaVVXc

Pardon the late response, got temp blocked.
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>>11760999
I don't get it
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>>11761019

Eat it off her ass like a champ.
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>>11760937
N-not her, please...
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>>11761016

why have I never seen this before

I'd be dying if it was still cool to laugh at jokes from this movie
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>>11760909
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pony loves you.
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>>11761006
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>>11761016
Oh jesus that's gold
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>>11761019

put more of it on her ass

eat it off
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>>11761052
That didn't really answer the question.
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>>11761019
But I didn't order any sausage!
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>>11761031
>>11761061
What if she wanted you to rim her with the cheese still all over her?
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>>11761073

I would have done it anyways but okay.
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Guys I just came from the fallout equestria general, why the fuck is the rest of the board so weird?
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>>11761013
Are you sure
Coincidentally, my CAPTCHA says 'child'.
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>>11761063
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>>11761028
To be honest, all of you sound like massive cunts.

I mean, just huge, gaping vaginal orifices, just flapping labia at their keyboards and frothing in simultaneous rage at each other, but pretending to all be calm and shit.
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>>11761052
I'll take that as a: I want you to rip the dress from my bare flank and slap my ass so hard my wings pop off.
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>>11761091
i would like this picture more if human sweetie was wearing some shorts or something

it's almost lewd, but still 2cute
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>>11759571
Fluttershy, we'd smoke a blunt and play with her animals.
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>>11761073

you mean again?
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Shh, pone be sleeping.
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>>11761106
Pone gonna be floor killing.
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>>11761094
Thanks for the image.

>>11761106
Wait. Yesterday, when Dooks tried to be condescending, he used a trip, which would imply he would keep using it. But he's not using it now, and he's saying something AppleDan or Tex would say.

Half Life 3 confirmed.
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>>11761102
Bloomers are the solution.
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>you will never yell at gordon ramsay as he tries to draw a pony
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>>11761106
Can I sleep with pone?
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www.livestream.com/cosmonawt

Streaming some filly bat ponies! Come if you like!
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>>11761103
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>>11761128

killing floor?
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>>11761128
I'd be down for killing floors and welding doors
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>>11761135
Why is she wearing a diaper?
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>>11761142
Is it just me or are Rumble's eyes screwed up in this gif
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>>11761106

Again? I told you that pone was lazy
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>>11761149
I was expecting dash to get stuck between those fat cheeks or even shoved all the way in.
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>>11761130
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>>11761128
I like KF too!

Which pone would like scary videogames the most?
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>>11761171
he's high
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>>11761200
>>11761171
nevermind it's one of my firefox style settings
weird that's never happened before
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>>11761193
Pinkie. Sometimes being scared is fun, etc.
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>>11761193
None

Because they don't exist

and neither do ponies!
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shh guys
pone is asleep
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>>11761170
She drinks too much water before sleep.
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>>11761237
DING DING DING
WAKE UP PONY
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>>11761237
but arent bats nocturnal?
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>>11761028
>a pastebin
Come on now, anyone could have written that.
Is it really so hard to have an unaltered image as evidence?
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Does anybody else find it easier to work at lower resolutions?
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>>11761237
Sometimes pony sleeps upright.
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>>11761142
>filly bat pones
yessss
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Guys, I think I might love ponies too much.
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What are some of your trouble areas while drawing?
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>>11761271
that can't be healthy
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>>11761283
The penis.
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>>11761283
circles
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>>11761283

eyes and manes.
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>>11761278
impossib le
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>>11761283
Drawing.
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>>11761271
Why don't ponies on the show sleep standing up?

Horses lying down is unnatural and wrong
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>going to bronycon
>unsure what to dress up as

What should a straight male dress up as for such a convention?
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>>11761278
How is that?

Do you imagine holding them, listening to their soft breaths as they nuzzle against your chest, running your hand through their soft mane as you lie together in bed?
>>
One hour and thirty minutes till deadline
if you need anymore time, please tell me
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>>11761311

bomb voyage?
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>>11761289
If I recall correctly, horses sleep standing up almost exclusively. The trait may not have carried over to magical ponies, though.
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>>11761298
I have trouble with circles too.
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>>11761283
Horns. Body.
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>>11761316
Horses actually do sometimes lie down when they sleep. In fact they do most of the time
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>>11761259
Fine, here's your fucking picture.

>inb4doxxed
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>>11761317
G3 Scootaloo
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>>11761317
Buy a fursuit!
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>>11761317
>want to go to comic con in a few months for the first time
>Scared of what I will find
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>>11761319
Yes, every day.
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>>11761325
explosion trail
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>>11761317

Full suit and fedora.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Gn_aQMBM0
why don't you go fast mlp?
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>>11761338
>inb4doxxed
noone care about a nobody like you
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>>11761338
>documentary chat
they're still doing that?
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>>11761317
Try to look...good.
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>>11761317
Nazi soldier from 1943.

Kill everyone anon
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>>11761317
Daisy dukes.
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>>11761338
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>>11761338

Am I supposed to be able to read anything?
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>>11761283

Eyes, lips, and the pelvic region
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>>11761326
This is true

In fact, horses can only lay down for relatively short periods of time as it puts pressure on their ribs too much. Horses stand for days at a time

>Want to snuggly pony
>She just stands on the bed all night
>>
Little girls love little ponies, but do little ponies love little girls?
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>>11761338
EVERYONE POST A SCREENCAP OF YOUR SCREEN RIGHT NOW
>>
Would you touch a colt's wiener if it was really, really big?
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>>11761317

Drop a few hundred on a good ODST costume

halo's cool
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>>11761338
>MLPG steam chat

"w-we're not shitposters guys, w-we're cool!"
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>>11761338
>blurry as fuck
Do you not know about the Printscreen button?
Well, whatever, I guess. You've proved there is a person dumb enough to agree with you.
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>>11761363
I see what you did there.

>>11761364
Yup, we're making it happen slowly but surely.
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Anon can you make english version of this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pS79EiwGAQ
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>tfw jalm is dead
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>>11761317
describe your physique.

If you lift you can get away as big mac or snowflake
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>>11761381
na those ponies sleep in beds on the show
they would cuddle, hard
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>>11761395
how big

>>11761398
>good full body armor
>few hundred
nigga you're looking at least one thou if you're talking about custom fit, fibreglass, etc
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>>11761317
Dan from Dan VS or Brad (with a fonz jacket) say AYYYHHH
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>>11761317
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>>11761394

But why?
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Streaming quick requests for a while, in case you're interested
And by requests, I mean stuff you guys request on the chat
http://www.livestream.com/nukedstream
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>>11761399
they seem alright to me
fun to play vidya with, in any case.
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>>11761421
>how big

Forearm big.
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>>11761400
I'm expecting my copy of Don't Starve soon. Username is Señor Sombrero Salsero. Avatar is >pic related
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>>11761393
No

It would be like the scene in Toy Story 3 where the very little kids are too rough with the toys, except the larger ponies are completely swarmed by a wave of sticky fingers and untied shoe laces
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>>11761317
Shinning armor
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>>11761394
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>>11761413
But I want to cuddle soft
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>>11761429
what do I get for touching it
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>>11761410
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>>11761443
Semen.
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>>11761394
If you insist
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tilde
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>>11761456
sure!
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>>11761445
>>11761456
Can I boop her?
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>>11761456
>>11761445
oh god what is it marker what do you want
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>>11761449
>that elitist faggot

God I hate that Snowflake cosplayer.
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>>11761456
Marker pony we've been over this

There's no one there. They're not real
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>>11761434
Don't hold your breath. I'm not the one who agreed to it. I don't think anyone did.
You know what they say about assuming things.
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>>11761459
Is it in a container?
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>>11761421

>custom fit

well shit I didn't know I was talking to an NBA player over here
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>>11761472
Oh, that's candlejack. Go back to /b/ you dumb ho
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>>11761394
I'm only doing this because peer pressure
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>>11761472
This is a terrible introduction!

Marker pony is a bad friend
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>>11761410

>Implying that guy lifts
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>>11761410
>that fluttershy in gothic-esque clothes

MUH DIK
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>>11761482
Hey, I bet a copy of Don't Starve. I was correct in assuming someone would agree with me. Ergo, I deserve a copy of Don't Starve.
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Why are most of the comments on my DA page some variation of "oh dear god why"?
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>>11761497
is that the zombie bamboo episode?
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>>11761504
Well, get it from the guy that agreed with you. No one took your bet. Or at I sure as hell didn't.
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>>11761497
>VLC
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>>11761490
I'm just into cosplay that's all
costumes like that need to be fitted well or they look like shit
I know you weren't serious but I can't help myself
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>>11761509
I don't know but it means you're doing something right.
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To the anon who gave out a free copy of metro 2033 yesterday, thanks. I'm LOVING this game.
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>>11761410
About 6 1 roughly ~220
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>>11761520
>le epic /g/ maymay
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>>11761338
>doesn't know how to take a screen shot
>thinks the friendzone exists

No wonder Jessy wrecked you on tumblr.
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>>11761472

Clever girl
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>>11761504
You don't even deserve our replies.

Why are you here anyways?
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>>11761521

>I know you weren't serious

haha

yeah...
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>>11761394
Okay
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>>11761514
yeah.
>>11761520
I'm actually the guy from last thread who couldn't get KCP to work because I'm stupid
I've also got Opera there if you'd like to mock me for that as well
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HEY EA
Do you keep your /unf/ thread open on the side so you can see as soon as someone posts, or do you want people to jump in here to grab you?
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>>11761449
That dude was really cool though
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>>11761528
Problems?
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>>11761527
muscles/fat?
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>>11761546
You could probably get it cheaper if it's made from a cardboard base with a fibreglass finish rather than fibreglass plates but obviously it's not going to be quite as durable

it'd still look good though
I know cardboard doesn't sound glamorous but you'd be surprised what you can do with it
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ok MLPG, you can go to Equestria

Buuuuuuut first you must eat your favorite pony. And I mean EAT! They will be cooked in any manner you like, but you must consume all of their body with in one month. Once complete, you will be sent to Equestria and they will be restored with no memory of the event. Do you accept?
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>>11761567
HOLD UP
WHAT IS THIS?
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>>11761596
So they'd be perfectly fine afterwards?
Fuck yeah I would. Anything tastes good with enough garlic and oil.
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>>11761596
do I get to be a pony?
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>>11761019
fap to derpy since i am forced to
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>>11761596

>pony omelet
yes
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>>11761596
...Will anyone else know?
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>>11761596
It depends, do the other ponies know I ate her?
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Anyone got the youtube link to the EqG camrip that has the faux-Japanese title? I need to watch it with my sister now.
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>>11761596
yeah, that's fine.
What happens if I fail to eat the pony though?
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>>11761596

>pony taco taco
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>>11761596
They're restored as if it never happened?

Fuck. Yes.

I hear horse meat tastes alright.
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>>11761596

How did pony get here to be eaten? Did they eat a alternate version of you to get here?
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>>11761612
if you want

>>11761616
>>11761620

Just you

Forever

>>11761625
Then you are forever doomed with left overs
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>11761631
Well, it worked for Burger King!
Do ho ho ho ho.
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>>11761608
I spoke to JJ drunk at unicon, but threw my phone down a drain or something in vegas when drunk about him avoiding mlpg and wondering why unicon was such crap
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>>11761596
What does pony even taste like?
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>>11761622
Depends. Is your sister cute?
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>>11761641
I'll do it
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>>11761635
Magic.

Once you make a decision, they will appear on your table, prepared just as ordered.

>>11761650
Very lean.

And magical, I guess
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>>11761648
luna pls go

>>11761650
like beef but a bit sweeter
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>>11761670
I never left
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>>11761653
She's adorable, twelve and pony obsessed. She wants to watch Equestria Girls. Don't you want to make the little girl happy?
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Are we hats tonight?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7WH1yoBFno
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hey now that Spike's a dog, do you think Rarity will finally toss him a bone?
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>>11761667
I wonder if pho made with horse instead of beef would be good.
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>>11761642

you are a bold deceiver
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>>11761700
no
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>>11761642
unf bubblehips unf unf
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>going to brony con
>Getting plastered the whole time
>0 fucks giving

Can't wait
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>>11761622
Well I found it in my history. I don't know why I thought this would be faster.
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>>11761641
>Just you
>Forever
now comes the tough choice of eating either celestia or applebloom, since they are tied for favorite pony.
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>>11761394
okay
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LK prefers saffron over renne

It is canon
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Applepone asking you if you're ready to go plow the fields with her.
She's a very hard-working pony
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>>11761718
those better be genuine unfs

no counterfeit unfs here
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>>11761381
i'm sorry
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>>11761745
Have fun with your loli.
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>>11761750
>tough choice
How is that tough? Just pick Applebloom, she's much smaller and you'd be able to eat her quicker.
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>>11761696
I think the MLPG Steam group is doing awesomenauts, and other anons are doing killing floor
I don't know if we'd be able to scrape together enough people. I'll monitor the server, though, in case we do
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I really wish I didn't get mad and throw my phone away in vegas. It was good times...
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>>11761762
I'll probably die in the process but anything for her.
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>>11761762
now do a sweetie
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>the mane six and Anon stand outside a dark scary mansion
>"Ok gang," says Twilight. "Lets go find that monster!"
>"I ain't going in there." Anon says, corssing his arms. "Its spooky."
>"Reeeaaallly?" Pinkie says coyly, pulling out a large box. "Not even for an....ANON SNACK?"
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>>11761381
We have already confirmed that ponies do not have bones from all of the positions they are placed in.

They have jelly filled insides that harden at will to do the same job that bones do
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>>11761768
But she's a cartoon pony, she sleeps lying down.
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8 foot Acid
is best Acid
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>>11761801
Ponies are supported by a system of magic filled bladders
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>>11761775
But celestia might be tastier

but I'm not sure if I want to go to an equestria where one of them is missing
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>>11761800
is your snatch in the box?

No? fuck off.
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>>11761762
I'd try my damnedest, but I don't think I'd last the whole day without at least two breaks. And about a gallon of water.
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>>11761838
but they're restored once you're finished eating them.
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>>11761810

12~ feet is better
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>>11761762
okay
let's go
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>>11761822
>Ponies are beings of pure magic wrapped up inside fleshy bodies
>Humans are beings made up entirely of flesh
Would ponies fear us or look down on us for being freaks?
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>>11761804
We've never seen ponies sleeping in the show, have we? It's impossible to prove!
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>>11761800
No! It's going to take more than just 1 anon snack this time, Pinkie.
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>>11761768
Maybe she'd lay down if I hand fed her a sugar cube and petted her while talking softly
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>>11761859
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>>11761854
nah
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>>11761873
>"Realy? Well how about ONE Anon Snack and a SONG!"
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>>11761859
>>11761880
I
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>>11760918
brb going to sea food market
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>>11761871
We've seen literally every single one of the Mane 6 sleeping.
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>>11761853
well shit, I didn't notice that.

Lets eat some tasty apple filly
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How do I know which pony is best pony?
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>>11761887

It's better for my needs
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Was this ever finished?
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>>11761907
Cut the shit, Pinkie. Three Anon Snacks or I'm not going in there.
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>>11761928
Ah, I see
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Any recommendations for brony con? I was thinking getting a 500 dollar prepaid credit card to make sure I don't overspend.

Any advice first real 'con'
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>>11761927
All of the ponies are trapped in a burning building and you can only save one. Which do you choose?
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>>11761950
Only advice I can give is dont go.
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>>11761951
I save the fireman pony.
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>>11761945
>"Anon please, the doctor says you can only have a few treats now. They're not good for your heart."
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>>11761950
Talk to people. When else will you be in a place with thousands(?) of people who all share at least one of your interests.
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>>11761950
Don't give a fuck about anything
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>>11761950
Always have a group and figure out whaat panels you want to go to well in advance. Before spending money, ask yourself if you really want something.

Have your group meet up at regular intervals for a headcount.
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>>11761381
than why do horses lay on their sides?
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>>11761804

So do real horses, kind of. The truth is that horses and ponies cannot achieve REM sleep standing, they have to lay down to to sleep with at least some frequency or they will suffer sleep deprivation.

The standing sleep thing is not actually related to weight but is a prey animal adaptation to allow them to run the hell away faster- horses cannot get up very quickly.

Pones in their homes are not in danger of predation so they have no need to make use of their standing sleep ability. They can indulge in deep sleep as often as they want
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>>11761810
>8 foot Acid's cock swelling as it sucks your body into it
>8 foot Acid's balls bulging as your body is converted into her radiative green semen
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>>11761951
Thats a really big building
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>>11761951
Celestia. Have her cast a time spell on me And don't say she can't, she's thousands of years ahead of Twilight and Twilight could do it. Even if it's only once so I can go back in time and warn myself to stop the fire and if it doesn't work save Celestia and have her cast a time spell.
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>>11761984
They only do for relatively short periods and only if they feel very safe
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>>11761950
i feel obliged to post that picture of the cute girl in fetal position in one of those brony meetups, pondering about the bad decisions of her life and how it came to that, but sadly i didnt save it
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>>11761993
I'd rather just massive her swollen testes while circling one finger around her puckered butthole
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>>11762023
No, I just see an ugly blue pony.
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>>11762023
yes
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Would pony like Doritos and Mountain Dew?
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Anyone from here going?
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>>11762023
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Do you think Applejack would be good to snuggle with since she works hard all day and be very receptive to intimate relaxation?
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>>11762032
>8 foot Acid's pucker spreading wide as it sucks you in
>8 foot Acid's lover's massive cock pressing against you as he fucks her
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>>11761990
>Mrs. Cake gets home
>"Thanks for taking over while I was out Pinkie!"
>"Pinkie?"
>shes been asleep at the counter the whole time
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>>11762044
>You will never have a crazy weekend binge of junk food, soda and video games with Pinkie and Dash

Why should I even continue living
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>>11762027
I'd argue conventions are vastily different in nature compared to meetups
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>>11762059

pink pone has eyes for an entirely different butt anon
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>>11762052
>go to bronycon
>everyone tries to act as least faggoty as possible
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>>11761990

>"So... ponies DO sleep standin', then?"
>"I knew it!"
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>>11761990
>You snuggle with pony for the first time
>She still stands because you are new and she's still not completely used to it
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>>11762052
Probably next year
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>>11762052
I'm planning on it.
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>>11762086

they wouldn't do that anyway because they aren't fat NEETs that think vidya is a good hobby
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>>11762100
Yeah

a butthead!
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>>11762071
That's still good
Overall anything that serves to pleasure her while also being as embarrassing as ever is a-ok to me. 'Specially if she gets off on it too.
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>>11762088
yes they're probably tenfold worse
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>>11761394
ok
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Why do you even draw if you procrastinate it so much?
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>>11762052
i can't drive and the people that i know that can are not horsefuckers nor do they know that i even watch this show, so i'd rather not explain to them what the fuck i'm doing in baltimore for three days
the last con i went to, i dropped spaghetti
i hugged a fluttershy or two, but not without dropping massive amounts of spaghetti
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>>11762149

lol was dis taken on a potato??
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>>11762149
Fluttershy is the worst part of that screenshot
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>>11762162

>>>/youtube/
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Huh

I just learned that horses in the wild actually are a matriarchal society. who knew
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>>11762174
slut
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>>11762174
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>>11762113
>you hug pony from behind and rest your wait on her back
>she gets embarrassed
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>>11762121
Man Anon, you sound like Zimmerman right now.

No conviction!
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>>11762149
>>11762162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvKTOHVGNbg
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>>11762144
No. Conventions tend to attract more casual fans where as meetups are almost exclusively the rabid fans. The rabids still show up at cons but they get diluted by the number of others that come. Plus when show talent is there it tends to scare people straight at least during the daytime
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>>11762177

>Spirit was wrong
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>>11762177
Every documentary I've seen usually shows a head stallion in charge of a bunch of mares.
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>>11762187
My waifu is not a slut.
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>>11762196
The trial is over?
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>>11762174
pretty horse is pretty
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>>11762113

>nervous pones get locked in a standing position

That could be cute anon. I wonder if they would get offended if you did a bit of pone tipping
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>>11762113
>she stands next to your bed so you can sit at the side of the bed and hug her with her head resting on your shoulder
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>>11762204

>not knowing what a jay pegg is
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>>11762205
Exactly and most normal fans usually like to chill out after parties which are pretty fun from what I hear
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Alright, short time.
Any requests?
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>>11762149
>>11762204
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
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>>11762246
She's barely able to reach the top of my bed...
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>>11762266
Rarity with a messy mane just waking up and looking groumpy
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>>11762266
Applejack struggling to move a Gigantic 20 sided die
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>>11762275
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>>11762234
She is very pretty.
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>>11762204
>>11762271
i posted a png though
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>>11762251
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ok pick a pony

any one will do, go a head go go go pick one do it

You were just minding your own business laying on the ground when they just walts right up without noticing you and just plop down on their side, directly on top of you. What do you do?
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>tfw no pretty cellist housemate
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>>11762234
Oh my god, that horse is REALLY purple.
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>>11762309
Ask her what she's doing?
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>>11762314
I need to get to work on that.
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>>11762306
I need to find this card.
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>>11762314
I could be your pretty cellist roommate
just as soon as I take some more points in Disguise for crossdressing purposes
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>>11762317
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>>11762234
That hoarse hind legs appear to be broken.
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I want to cry
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>>11762346
NUT UP FLUTTERSHY
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>>11762322
She stirs a little, but then promptly starts snoring
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>>11762346
remember not everyone cries
only some cry
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>>11762265
The hard part is finding those parties and getting an invite. You basically gotta try and cosy up to one of the big names at the con.
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>>11762354
Well then hug her and stay like that
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>>11762346

Its ok Lyra, I am sure there will be more cake in your future
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>>11762187
>slut
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>>11762360
Haha fuck you.
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>>11762350
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>>11762265
How do I into parties with complete strangers?
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>>11762380
top kek
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Fun fact: If you ever stand next to a horse or pony, they will automatically lean their full weight on you even though you are much smaller

Equines are lazy
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>Mayor Mare enjoying some dessert and a nice cup of coffee.
Still doing requests by the way
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>>11762354
I will try to find a doctor. Pony collapsing like that doesn't seem healthy.
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>>11762398

Bring doritos and mountain dew.
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>>11762380
Twilight pls

You weren't called a slut for having wings

You were called a slut for getting plowed by all of Shining Armor's colleagues in the royal guard at the same time.
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>>11762401
Twilight and Rarity drinking some wine togheter and just having fun
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>>11762380
she was a slut before the wings, now shes a flying slut
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>>11762405
You can not get up

Pony is too heavy and you are weak
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>>11762044
an australian made this picture
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>>11762401
Mayor Mare is a very pretty pony.
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>>11762360
Why must some cry?
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>>11762314
>Octavia will never be as popular as Vinyl
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>>11762433
and?

Are you trying to say Australians don't have Mountain Dew and Doritos?
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>braeburned will never mountain dew you
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>>11762401
The CMC stacking tortoises.
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>>11762443
Practice
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>>11762471
but can i mountain dew him?
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what if your ponimouto went into heat for the first time and started winking at you
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>>11762380
unf unf purple hips unf
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>>11762483

only if he says yes.
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>>11762485
I'd be rather conflicted.
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>>11762481
Practice what?
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Hey, if you were to marry a pony, would that be consdisder a case of animal hubadry?
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>>11762497
isn't that just a technicality though?

i mean, consent isn't important or anything
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>>11762457
I'm trying to say an australian made that picture
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>>11762502
no because i'm the husband
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>>11762314

>Octavia goes to the kitchen in the morning
>Vinyl is in the living room - passed out, sprawled across the couch as if she fell over the back of it to land facefirst on the cushions; wearing someone else's pants and only one shoe.
>She walks right past without missing a step and puts on a pot of coffee, going about her routine.
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>>11762412
>You were called a slut for getting plowed by all of Shining Armor's colleagues in the royal guard at the same time.
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>>11762513

But Anon, that's rape.

Are you saying you would rape Braeburned?
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>>11762532
dohohohoho
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>>11762485
My pony musume hasn't reached that age.
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>>11762537
Not if he says yes.
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YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR
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>>11762579
I SWEAR I DIDNT SLAP CELESTIA'S ASS.
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>>11761880
>removing the watermark
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>>11762579
Aaaaa no I'm not!
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>>11762579

YOU SIR ARE MISTAKING
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>>11762601
anon, she has a very distinct hand print on top of her cutie mark and you're the only human here.
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>>11762601
IT'S ILLEGAL NOT TO SLAP CELESTIA'S ASS!
HE DESERVES TO BE SLAPPED!
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>>11762532
Hey GG going to bronycon want anything signed but anyone?
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>>11762412
That never happened anon.
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>>11762616
I'VE BEEN FRAMED

LYRA HAS MADE REPLICAS OF MY HANDS AND SOLD THEM. IT COULD BE ANYONE
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>>11762623
>dream police

Is that anything like Thought Police?
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Mayo Pone
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>>11762532
Why is Twilight's butt so huge?
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Is it wrong if I want to hug every animal?
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>>11762656
It's the Subconscious Police's night shift
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>>11762639
That doesn't really matter, that's why she was called a slut.
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>>11762532

Do Princesses have some online circlejerk where they prattle about their days?

Does Twilight's commoner culture clash with them?
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>>11762659
Goodness me, she's tiny. How can she possibly be slathered on my sandwiches that way?
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>>11762656
Yes. In fact it was like that under nightmare moon. That's why she was banished.
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>>11762500
She's still winking at you and she doesn't know what to do. You have to do SOMETHING...
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>>11762693
You stick a spoon in her and out comes mayo you dork
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>>11762667
book bearing hips
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>>11762704
But all of her can fit on a spoon.
What the hell kind of tiny spoon do you use?
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>>11762659
I'll take 5
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>>11762704
>Using a spoon on mayo.
Sure if you enjoy being a fat piece of shit.
You knife that pony like a normal person you piece of shit.
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Wilhelm if you're here we be flooring.
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>>11762659
Mayo is disgusting.
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>>11762524

>Come downstairs
>Octavia sits at the dining room table, calmly eating her breakfast
>Vinyl is still passed out on the couch.
>A cup of black coffee has been placed on the coffee table in front of her.
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>>11762702
Hook her up with a nice colt, but threaten to strangle that colt if he doesn't wear protection.

After a failed murder attempt after her pregnancy, I would then receive news in prison that my ponimouto didn't survive birth.

First thing I'd do after I get out of prison? Buy a gun with two bullets. One for the filly which killed her, one for me.

Unless it's an honest colt. In that case, disregard that and be happy that my ponimouto found her special someone.
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>>11762579

I just don't want them to worry about me...
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>>11762733
>Sure if you enjoy being a fat piece of shit.

Way to insult mayo pone

>Why does he only take a little bit?
>Does he hate me?

I prefer mustard
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>>11762737
That's really rude, anon! You'll hurt her feelings!
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>>11762579
SOMETIMES BUT IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYBODY.
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>>11762733
>verbing a noun
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>>11762736
>Wilhelm
>tfw finally realize that was the reason Wilhelm screamed when you hit him in BL2
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giant anusbugs
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>>11762737

It's fine in moderation, like in a thin spread on a sandwich, or in tunafish. Anyone who eats it plain deserves to die though.
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>>11762760
NO YOU FUCKING KNOW IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD WHY DID YOU TELL HIM IT DID
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>>11762762
But...that's entirely valid...?

anon pls

kill yourself.
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>>11762752
I love her, but I also love, I dunno, being alive.
>>11762762
...Fuck you I wasn't thinking.
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>>11762776
giant ponybugs
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>>11762689
I'm pretty sure that's what the Princess Summit actually is.

All 4 hang out in Celestia's Matrix room and fuck around with their princess powers or something.
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>>11762400

I doubt the validity of this
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>>11762532
Should've been Flash Sentry to give it that -extra- bit.
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>>11762796
as plump as ever
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>>11762762
>verbing 'verb'
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>>11762831
>Still using a used language.
>Not inventing your own using only teenage slang and text message short hand.
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>>11762831
>You will never verb a pony
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>>11762810
I speak from personal experience. Horses like to lean on things and think you are just as good as a tree
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>>11762746
But what if that special someone was supposed to be you?
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Wait, so what am I supposed to draw for this panel?
The practice character's bf/gf smelling their underwear?
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>>11762744
>and a plate with two sunny-side-up eggs and a piece of toast
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>>11762857
>not ponying your pony
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>>11762659

>"Hey, Anon! Whatcha' doin'?"
>"You frying some fish? That sounds good!"
>"Ooh, that looks nice and crispy!"
>"Is that... a toasted bun?"
>"What'cha puttin' in that bowl, Anon?"
>"Pickle relish and dill?"
>"T-then that means--!"
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>>11762704
>>11762733
Talk about spooning!
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>>11762884
I think it's supposed to be his expression if he saw his partner smelling used underwear.
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>>11762884
the character's reaction to seeing that
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>>11762614
MISTAKING WHAT?
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So did Celestia confront NMM imiedietly after Luna transformed? Or it took some time for it to happen? Did NMM goo full Freddy Krueger when she was NMM?
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>>11762875

why is there such a lack of horse-related deaths
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>>11762878
Sorry, I don't believe in incest.
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>>11762920
Not to be all fan-ish, but my initial thought is that it was built up.
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>>11762921
>He didnt watch Zoo
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>>11762698
>Yes
So it's like the NSA?
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>>11762894
>"Whatcha got all those potatoes for, Anon?"
>"O...oh my!"
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>>11762917
DID YOU JUST SAY STEAK?
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>>11762736
id?
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>>11762914
>>11762915

ah, thanks, I was about to draw another pony sniffing their underwear with them way in the background looking shocked or something.
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>>11762945
Of course not.

Nightmare mMoon only failed once!
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>>11762946
>Tabasco watches this all with minor disgust.
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>>11762951
TRIAL OF THE DRAGON
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>>11762946
>Hey anon, what's cooking? Smells like bacon!
>Is that toast?
>Whatcha got there? Lettuce and tomatoes?
>Alright! BLT night!
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>>11762931
But she incests that you do it.
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>>11762980
That's how she watches almost everything.
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lubby chudder
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>>11762997
Except Food Network.
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>all these food posts

Fuck you guys

If any of these ponies existed, any time I walked into my kitchen they'd all be screaming at the top of their tiny lungs at me.
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>>11762737
Agreed
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>>11762980
You do know mayonaise can be the base for a quick sauce, usch as a hot sauce, right?

Its emulsifying propertied allows it to mix well with many things
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>>11763030
I'm sure any other living thing would look at your mass approaching them and do the same thing...
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>>11762985
FSTAKE
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>>11763030
Do you think peanut butter pony would be mad about slathering her on my balls?
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>>11762995
...Just this once.

Eat her out, but don't stick it in. I want her hymen to be broken by someone she truly loves that isn't me.
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>>11762980

>"These Po'boys just need one last thing..."
>"Let's see here..."
>"Some mustard... sweet paprika... Cajun seasoning... a little horseradish..."
>"...toss in a little pickle juice..."
>"And a clove of garlic."

>Anon turns to Mayo Pony and Tabasco Pony

>Both their faces light up

>"Remoulade!"
>"Remoulade!"
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>>11762959
do that too
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>>11763030
But they're food ponies, they were made to be eaten. They probably have like, a genetic vore fetish.
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>>11763030
Not Cheesecake pony
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>>11763051
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>>11762951
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
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>>11763069
unf
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>>11762980
>swiffer pone putters around on the tile floor, swishing her tail on any stains she finds, blissfully oblivious to everything but the next stain she intends to clean
>she doesn't quite press hard enough when she wipes things, meaning that nothing ever actually gets cleaned and she ends up cleaning the same stains several times over the course of a day
>despite this, she remains cheerful and happily hums the whole time

fuck i miss swiffer pone...
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>>11763051
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN >>11763030 TO THE ICU

HE'S GOT BURNS ALL OVER
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>>11763075
>"GODZIRRAH!"
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>>11763065
>Remoulade
My nig.
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>>11763075
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>>11763061
There's always anal, Anon.
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Did you know horses have bones in their butts?
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>>11763061
Ponies are active, they don't have hymens.
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I came here to see if anyone was talking about anything new for season 4
Instead I got food pony fetishism.
I honestly don't know why I had any positive expectations.
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>>11762623
That's okay anon, nothing comes to mind
thank you for the offer though that's real decent of you
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>>11763116
I have a bone I'd like to put in there.
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>>11763128
Oh my god, a bomb
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>>11763030
I want to live inside pony's tiny lungs.
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>>11763094
Best one off-ish character.
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>>11763127
>food pony fetishism.
we haven't done that yet, silly
just food ponies and fetishism
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>>11763116
Of course anon, but 3 is a crowd.
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>>11763137
A [BOMB]?
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>>11763147
I skimmed.
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>>11763094

>>11763143
You beat me to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btw_0fbL67I
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Okay