Which pony do you think would be the most fun to just chill with on a slow day?Old, tense horse: >>11756588
WHich pony do you think would be most willing to rim me lovingly? I want to be the little girl
Fluttershy. no question
>derpy opThis thread is blessedalso anon desired images of this little guy
Barring my obvious answer, I'll say Rainbow Dash.
>>11759571I'd love to spend a day reading with Twilight.
>>11759571Applejack we'd just sit on the porch drinking lemonade as we watched the clouds roll bye
I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
>>11759607dash would bitch that there's nothing to do.
The pony you posted. She'd be chill yet fun.
>>11759609Did you mean 'best pony'?
>>11759571DashI'd love to read a book next to her under cover on a rainy day
What would your personal heaven contain?
>>11759607>implying that also wasn't the obvious answerWhat would you do with her?
>>11759644>under coverAre you a cop?
>>11759571That's a very pretty pony.
>>11759631She loves to nap though, and ever since she learned that reading is good she spends time doing that.Just because she can go fast doesn't mean she always wants to.
>Hey anon, like our cheerleading out there? Pretty wild, huh?
What do you think you would do with pony while you were taking it easy?
Fluttershy would be chill to hang with except she'd probably be constantly worrying about her animals the whole time which would be annoying
>>11759601>MMXIII>Liking flutterswhat happened yahtzeeanon, you used to be cool
>>11759647Poniponiponi.Pretty much just that.
Wake up sheeple
>>11759658I mean like in one of those outdoor beds with a canopy top or something you know
Okay I saw you guys confused earlier so I'm gonna clear stuff up. The con happening right now is not Everfree Northwest. The current convention is Fiesta Equestria, in Texas. EFNW happens next weekend in Seattle, I believe.
>>11759670>"Uh, why did you ask me to meet in the locker room, anyway?"
>>11759680watch corny scary movies
>>11759670Are you trying to sexually harass me?Just to let you know my lawyer is jewish.
>>11759648>>11759631Rainbow Dash seems fine with just hanging out.
>>11759696Wait I'm confusedIs the yellow one autistic?
>>11759680Talk about our feelings
>>11759696pls show me how to make sweet homo love
>>11759689I was never cool
>>11759696Yes it does, July 5 to 7.
>>11759696You are correct sir. How you doing?
>>11759718She's the only one who's buttons I HAVEN'T sold out of. You be the judge.
>>11759670Please don't take my lunch money again...
>>11759575you mean she hasn't been herself? Or do you actually think it's a different person?
I need pictures.pictures of batponies.
>>11759743They're probably just upset because you didn't draw her with a penis
>>11759604and thishrrm thought I had a better one from behind oh well
What if pone was titan.
>>11759736Hello mr. yahtzeeanon person! How are you?
>>11759743Who are the popular sellers so I know what to bring at bronycon.
>>11759742Not bad. Selling really well! Bout to listen to a bunch of friends sets at the concert/party/thing
>>11759604>>11759761Is that it? I need more. At least from the front without the visor.
>>11759771Thanks for reminding me there's a new episode today!http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=447658
>>11759753Workin' on it!
>>11759748different person obviously
I'm annoyed when people use pone or pon
>>11759790where do bats ponies came from?
>tfw you have been too busy focusing on other art to improve, rather than doing pony art for MLPGI think I need to get back on the horse, got any requests for me?I'll post my other art once it's complete, it's got a horse in it so it's related.
>>11759796pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone pone
>>11759796You want them to use "pnoe" or "ponoe" instead?
>>11759796what's wrong with pone?
>>11759796how about ponoes
>>11759773meh, can't complain. haven't had time to be online due to work. how did that whole equestria girls thing go over?
>>11759812Well, when a giant bat loves a pony very much...
>>11759774You gotta kinda stand out. If you make Mane6 merchandise, make it something unique so that it's like, just another twilight sparkle print. Also: there's people who will just have a single thing in mind that they will buy EVERYTHING of. There's people going around who will buy like, every piece of Cheerilee merchandise, or Gilda merchandise, or whatever. Have something of that character, and they'll buy it like no matter what. Just have a super wide selection!
>>11759753>being this much of a brony
>>11759796But I like pones
>>11759832*so that it's not just another
>>11759647all the lolis i can rape
>>11759812Well, when a mama batpony and a daddy batpony love each other very much, a storkpony comes and delivers them a beautiful babybatpony.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>11759829Wasn't as bad as people thought. A few even liked it.Altogether opinion seems to range from below average to acceptable.
>>11759786No I just need to remember how I named them allalso I do not think he has been shown from the front without the visor, I will double check thoughhere he is from behind without it however
>>11759790How's celest goat
>>11759819how about discord warped in foil?
>>11759835What about the 1%?
>>11759680lazy slow casual sex
>>11759794...are you asking for one?
>>11759848But daddy batpony why did you have to take mommy batpony to the hospital when she was really fat and then when you came back she wasn't so fat and you had my brother batpony with you
>>11759861She's actually almost done! Just gotta get this hair in order and shade it.
Rainbow Dash is a very ugly pony.
>>11759829Mostly from average to bad, but some anon do like it, so it's not as bad as one would've thought. You should work finish your work faster so we can spend time together, mr. yahtzeeanon person~
how do I color-theory?
>>11759876WELL UHMommy had too much to eat and had to go to the doctor! And, uh, the storkpony was sick, too! So we, um, had to go get your brother from him there?
What if a female contributor or brae posted their butt?
>>11759929there's been a serious lack of MLPG users posting their asses in recent threads
>>11759853wow, really? neat I suppose>>11759899I have to travel for my job, so there is no finite time
>>11759946shhh you'll call pinkieanon back
>>11759786ah no here you go. He is essentially scootaloo from the front mane wise
>>11759947A-alright, maybe some other time.
>>11759960Butt that's a good thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcpqGNdJ9W4Is "TwiLuna" a "thing" ?
Pony most likely to fart in a social settings and think it's funny.
>>11759981bcs post ur butt pls
Is it wrong if I'm enjoying the Megaman/Sonic crossover much more than the MLP comics? This shit is god damn bonkers
Odds: NapEvens: Nap and draw a simple request
>>11759939oh, uhhh...Midnight Blossom dropping down behind a recruit batpony, upside-down, and saying "boo," scaring the shit out of him
>>11759985Pinkie or Dash.
>>11759791and this person gained access to bcs's tripcode, deviantart, tumblr, etc?
>>11759946Just don't let this photo get around, okay?
>>11760010what a kawaii donkey
how many new contributors came by in the last month?old horse said this Omni guy already did a lotand I see BCS is going nuts again too
>>11759997Night tex. You coming back afterwards?
>>11759994>Megaman/Sonic crossoverOh geez. Is Spaz drawing the covers?
>>11759910Oh well that makes sense I guess! I'm gonna go play with Gus Griffon! He promised to show me how he got his totally sweet eyepatch!
>>11759998This sounds like it'll be fun to draw.
I'm bad at jokes. Celestia quest updated.
>>11759994>the Wily-Robotnik bromanceThey play off each other so well.
>>11760047Yes he is. All of them.
>>11759990I'm not realu want butt, go to a convention and gib me money
>>11760089>>11759994How is the normal Megaman comic, anyways? The preview pages I saw ages ago looked pretty neat. I think it was introducing Quake Woman?
What would a chimera pony look like?
>>11759966Oh wow he does. Nice catch. Any more just for good measure?
so Twiluna r34 is good right?
1-3 Pone4-6 Vidya7-9 Rurouni Kenshikn0 or Dubs Sleep
>>11760123Pretty damn good. Has some pacing issues, but still decent.And go buy them if you can. Megaman needs the sales.
>>11760158What is it chimera'd with?
>>11760173Yeah, there are a bunch of side shots of various sizes, but that is pretty much the only frame he is head on without his visor in any episode. From dead behind is just as rare
>>11760184If I lived anywhere near a comic shop, I probably would. It's not like they're very expensive, right?
>you will never give a qt pi colt the D
>>11760212Cheaper than the MLP comics I think. And you can get them digital too.
>>11760221Thank Celestia.My D is reserved for suitably attractive mares.
Would you wear a sweater carefully knitted with Fluttershy's pubic hair
I love Twilight Sparkle!
>>11760246I didn't realize her hair was sentient
>>11760246I don't think horses have pubic hair?
>>11760249I do too. She's such a cute pony.
>>11760262what>>11760263marshmallow equines do
>>11760246Does it come with her butter?
>>11760263Don't they have hair all over?
How can I get a job?
>>11760308Not on their genitals.
>>11760282What's that gif from?
>>11760263she has a condition
>>11760282I love her more.
>>11760322explain this fiasco to me, because I do not know of it and it sounds interesting because dooks
>>11760322Responding to yourself to prove a point is rather sad. Plus you didn't show the response chain, so that could have come from anywhere.And there's no timestamp, so it could have come from anywhen.In short, 0/10 apple-y yourself, faget.
>>11760322>textkeep your crazy in the old thread, please, I'm trying to talk to you there
>>11760348he was trying to e-fuck jessy and he failedthe edn
>>11760323It's from the Hot Topic Hot Minute with Twilight Sparkle, but I'm pretty sure that same animation was actually used in Equestria Girls, so they just reused the assets, probably.
>>11760376You don't need images to be crazy. If you honestly think you do, I'll delete some of my old pictures from last thread to give you some room, alright?But this is a new horse, and people should be able to avoid you if they'd rather not have that old discussion leak in here.
would you eat out sunset shimmer's pussy after flash came in it
Does your pony like the sunshine or the rain
>>11760401Oh, so they want to avoid me.Thanks for the note. I'll be taking this here, then.
>>11760413Rain because it makes for a nice backdrop while she reads or studies.
>>11760413my pony is too busy reading books and being a princess to care.
>>11760403No, but only because Flash Sentry is such a shit characternow if Barry Allen came inside, maaaybe,
>>11760376Well let's see. One guy who will co-sign your bullshit vs. ...HOW many others who think you're completely off your rocker?
>>11760413all ponies enjoy both in appropriate measures anonunless they are communists
>>11760452just stop retard
>>11760413My pony likes both
>>11760441>>11760439WHICH IS IT
>>11760376>Still no timestamp>still no chain of conversationWithout context, you might as well be pissing into the wind.
>>11760460Rarity probably only likes sunshine
>>11760413Rain, because the sound helps her nap.
>>11760426Look, this is my last response in the new horse to you entirely.Stay back in the old one, where I'm indulging your madness to know what you're talking about, or stop going on about being TRON in here.
>>11760473No, he's a shitposter. He knows exactly what he's doing. And it's working.
>>11760466I'd like to see that pony cold and shivering wet from being caught in a storm, a little dank smelling and scared.
>>11760403yesi'm so lonely and desperate for female contact that i wouldi bet it tastes like corndogs
>>11760500>from the thumbnail it looked like she had googly eyesDammit, that was a ridiculous idea.
>>11760436People know too much about me. I'm leaving it at that.
>you'll never lick up his sweet pre
>>11760481I don't know, I could see her as the type to use the rain as an excuse to show off her fancy rain gearlike that umbrella saddle thing she had in Return of Harmony
Extra sugar. Extra salt.
>>11760528Fair point, you win this round.
>>11760502I would too, but just so I could hug her
http://i.imgur.com/cf3SYaf.jpgyou feel the...[ballgag]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw
Premium DJ Acid cum, 10 bucks a bottle
>>11760536Why is twily defiant?
>>11760531But it's low-fat so it's good for you
>>11760502And then bring her in and dry her off and give her a good meal?
>>11760550Is that anime shaggy?
>>11760511Don't Starve?well alrightgive me a minute
>>11760531Extra oil and M S GSHUT UP AND EEAT2 BAD NO BON APETIT
>>11760540Would you dry her off with a towel first at least?She probably smells a little like a wet dog
>>>/ic/1484564After how the general's been today, this felt really good to read.I'm glad he's doing good.
I got some cream puffs at the store today.
>>11760554Slow day?Reading and cuddles. Intelligent conversation?
>>11760562I couldI bet she'd love my potato and cheese soup as she warms up
Playing any fun games tonight mlpg?
>>11760580lewd femsnips when
>>11760590Hey! what server are you on.
>>11760566This is a ruse, but I'll take whatever I get like a man.
purple pony worst pony
>>11760590Probably just League or Killing Floor.Was considering writing something in the General, but the mood seems to be darkening. So it will have to wait.
>>11760605ohwell then never mind then
>>11760574I'd hug her before drying her off, during, and then also afterwards
Here you go, Anon. Sorry it took so long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=899qJ0Uzu2Mall ponies are the worst pony
>>11760607That's a mean thing to say.
>>11760620>>11760632i meant this one
>>11760640What do you have against that pony anon?
>>11760629Dubstep is SHIT.happy hardcore all the way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLrNVppByAU
>>11760621what are you a towel?
>>11760640It's not her fault Anon.
>>11760640I dunno, she seems pretty cute to me.
Twilight Sparkle wants to bear your child.Now.
So MLPG, does the friend zone really exist?
>>11760658I thought we knew better than to allow derpy behind the wheel
>>11760684That's terrible this one is objectively betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6h3abQlN94
>>11760603Ultros right now. Will be on Excalibur when phase 4 starts.
Alright the sketches for both the requests are done, I'm finish them off tomorrow morning and post them with colour tomorrow. Night guys.Also just want to apologize if I missed anyone's request last time, got really screwed over due to work accidently going missing once again.
>>11760696Is she ready to be a mother?Can I even impregnate a pony?
>>11760696Does she know a way to make the whole interspecies thing work in that regard, or does she just want to try anyway?Either way, I'd oblige.
>>11760704ha what a great picture
>>11760511I want the whole conversation. Your argument, and why he agrees with you.
>>11760702>this shit again
>>11760702yes, you get to it by not being good looking enough.wait are you asking about that meta shit that i've been reading all day?
>>11760702That's like asking if Twilight is a Mary Sue.
>>11760662I'm whatever she needs, anon
>>11760708that's pretty cool, I love those ear piercings on ponies
QUICK YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO take the first step toward one of your life goals
>>11760726>>11760725>>11760720This is a serious scientific study by the professors of Cantorlot University. The ponies are interested in the humans term of friend zone.
>>11760731You like those too? Awesome.
>>11760749OK, let me respond to you thenXDDDDDDDDDD
>>11760749My life goal is to marry Twilight Sparkle.
>>11760726So it's false?
>>11760702Well, where else would you put your friends, silly?
>>11760749I already did
>>11760750>in equestria being friendzoned grants you immense magical powers
>>11760769You're going to be in MLPG a long time then...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcTM-lRxPbs
>>11760749I drew a line on a pageI'm basically half way there
>>11760775I don't know.
How do you draw pony heads front view, quarter view, side view? And between these views.
>>11760750We already did a write up on this fucking subject, anon!https://inkbunny.net/journalview.php?id=89336
>>11760812there's a ton of references on the sub
>>11760812you dontfuck drawing
>>11760812see if this helps at all
>>11760826But I couldn't find anything for tweens. What if I want to make a smoothly animated rotating head.
>>11760846Are we posting lions now?
>>11760862put the time in until you see resultshttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/196683
finally gets a songthe song is terrible
>>11760875That lion is adorable. And my Horoscope pony folder is depressingly small.
>1 Large pepperoni!>That'll be $29.95 plus hug
>>11760857As he is now he'd probably be a souped up reality warping version of Pinkie, so I can see that being fun.
>>11760883that is all kinds of disturbing...
Pants for toos.
>>11760864But how does she want it to go down, anon.She says she wants it, but is it with a feral passion, ready to pin me down with magic, strip me of my clothes, and ride me until I'm embedded in the floor?Or does she want me to take the lead, passionate kisses as I ease her onto a bed, the rhythm of our lovemaking slow but strong?C'mon man, this is important.
>>11760901>$30 for a fucking pizzagtfo
>>11760883Thought process on this>Is that real>Oh god that's freaky>What's it doing?>Is it a tongue>I wonder what that would feel like on my penis
>>11760761Didya do that one cheesecake pony or something?
>>11760901>30 bucks for one pizza
>>11760899with your picture and the one I posted, I'm already out of Lio myselfWill a scorpio do as well?
>>11760901How about $5 and oral sex?
>>11760901What the hell is with the price!?I mean, a hug? Really? You think I'm made of those?
>>11760917No, Shining Armor is a Paladin
>>11760901>>11760927>>11760920Guys she said pepperoni, they had to kill something to make this pizza. Something sentient, shit don't come cheap.
>>11760921needs moar capricorn
>>11760921Scorpio will do just fine, though if you have any Libra, that'd be much appreciated.
Why is pone so chubby?
>>11760896Her voice was still great though.
>>11760937It's not tofuroni?
>>11760944I'll do my best
>>11760937the fuck, do you live in the ocean or something?there's all kinds of sentient shit to kill on land
>>11760964that looks pretty lewd scorpio pone
>>11760908i am buying the derpy panties to wear, i am an obese guy.
>>11760981There will never be a time when this picture won't make me lose my shit
>>11760908What kind of panties do the CMC wear?
>>11760996I'll take 10!
>>11761006They don't wear any panties anon
>>11760996>that pizza box
>>11760996Are you sure she's spitting in it and not drooling on it? Slight difference.Also she looks a little hypnotized by the pizza.Y'know what, nevermind. You can keep the pizza.
You order a pizza and this pony just comes and sits on your pizza. What do you do?
>>11760996$5, oral sex, and a hug then? I really don't have any more money than that.
>>11760718http://pastebin.com/JUJaVVXcPardon the late response, got temp blocked.
>>11760999I don't get it
>>11761019Eat it off her ass like a champ.
>>11760937N-not her, please...
>>11761016why have I never seen this beforeI'd be dying if it was still cool to laugh at jokes from this movie
pony loves you.
>>11761016Oh jesus that's gold
>>11761019put more of it on her ass eat it off
>>11761052That didn't really answer the question.
>>11761019But I didn't order any sausage!
>>11761031>>11761061What if she wanted you to rim her with the cheese still all over her?
>>11761073I would have done it anyways but okay.
Guys I just came from the fallout equestria general, why the fuck is the rest of the board so weird?
>>11761013Are you sureCoincidentally, my CAPTCHA says 'child'.
>>11761028To be honest, all of you sound like massive cunts.I mean, just huge, gaping vaginal orifices, just flapping labia at their keyboards and frothing in simultaneous rage at each other, but pretending to all be calm and shit.
>>11761052I'll take that as a: I want you to rip the dress from my bare flank and slap my ass so hard my wings pop off.
>>11761091i would like this picture more if human sweetie was wearing some shorts or somethingit's almost lewd, but still 2cute
>>11759571Fluttershy, we'd smoke a blunt and play with her animals.
>>11761073you mean again?
Shh, pone be sleeping.
>>11761106Pone gonna be floor killing.
>>11761094Thanks for the image.>>11761106Wait. Yesterday, when Dooks tried to be condescending, he used a trip, which would imply he would keep using it. But he's not using it now, and he's saying something AppleDan or Tex would say.Half Life 3 confirmed.
>>11761102Bloomers are the solution.
>you will never yell at gordon ramsay as he tries to draw a pony
>>11761106Can I sleep with pone?
www.livestream.com/cosmonawtStreaming some filly bat ponies! Come if you like!
>>11761128I'd be down for killing floors and welding doors
>>11761135Why is she wearing a diaper?
>>11761142Is it just me or are Rumble's eyes screwed up in this gif
>>11761106Again? I told you that pone was lazy
>>11761149I was expecting dash to get stuck between those fat cheeks or even shoved all the way in.
>>11761128I like KF too!Which pone would like scary videogames the most?
>>11761200>>11761171nevermind it's one of my firefox style settingsweird that's never happened before
>>11761193Pinkie. Sometimes being scared is fun, etc.
>>11761193NoneBecause they don't existand neither do ponies!
shh guyspone is asleep
>>11761170She drinks too much water before sleep.
>>11761237DING DING DINGWAKE UP PONY
>>11761237but arent bats nocturnal?
>>11761028>a pastebinCome on now, anyone could have written that.Is it really so hard to have an unaltered image as evidence?
Does anybody else find it easier to work at lower resolutions?
>>11761237Sometimes pony sleeps upright.
>>11761142>filly bat ponesyessss
Guys, I think I might love ponies too much.
What are some of your trouble areas while drawing?
>>11761271that can't be healthy
>>11761283eyes and manes.
>>11761271Why don't ponies on the show sleep standing up?Horses lying down is unnatural and wrong
>going to bronycon>unsure what to dress up asWhat should a straight male dress up as for such a convention?
>>11761278How is that?Do you imagine holding them, listening to their soft breaths as they nuzzle against your chest, running your hand through their soft mane as you lie together in bed?
One hour and thirty minutes till deadlineif you need anymore time, please tell me
>>11761289If I recall correctly, horses sleep standing up almost exclusively. The trait may not have carried over to magical ponies, though.
>>11761298I have trouble with circles too.
>>11761316Horses actually do sometimes lie down when they sleep. In fact they do most of the time
>>11761259Fine, here's your fucking picture.>inb4doxxed
>>11761317Buy a fursuit!
>>11761317>want to go to comic con in a few months for the first time>Scared of what I will find
>>11761319Yes, every day.
>>11761317Full suit and fedora.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Gn_aQMBM0why don't you go fast mlp?
>>11761338>inb4doxxednoone care about a nobody like you
>>11761338>documentary chatthey're still doing that?
>>11761317Try to look...good.
>>11761317Nazi soldier from 1943.Kill everyone anon
>>11761338Am I supposed to be able to read anything?
>>11761283Eyes, lips, and the pelvic region
>>11761326This is trueIn fact, horses can only lay down for relatively short periods of time as it puts pressure on their ribs too much. Horses stand for days at a time>Want to snuggly pony>She just stands on the bed all night
Little girls love little ponies, but do little ponies love little girls?
>>11761338EVERYONE POST A SCREENCAP OF YOUR SCREEN RIGHT NOW
Would you touch a colt's wiener if it was really, really big?
>>11761317Drop a few hundred on a good ODST costumehalo's cool
>>11761338>MLPG steam chat"w-we're not shitposters guys, w-we're cool!"
>>11761338>blurry as fuckDo you not know about the Printscreen button?Well, whatever, I guess. You've proved there is a person dumb enough to agree with you.
>>11761363I see what you did there.>>11761364Yup, we're making it happen slowly but surely.
Anon can you make english version of this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pS79EiwGAQ
>tfw jalm is dead
>>11761317describe your physique.If you lift you can get away as big mac or snowflake
>>11761381na those ponies sleep in beds on the showthey would cuddle, hard
>>11761395how big>>11761398>good full body armor>few hundrednigga you're looking at least one thou if you're talking about custom fit, fibreglass, etc
>>11761317Dan from Dan VS or Brad (with a fonz jacket) say AYYYHHH
Streaming quick requests for a while, in case you're interestedAnd by requests, I mean stuff you guys request on the chathttp://www.livestream.com/nukedstream
>>11761399they seem alright to mefun to play vidya with, in any case.
>>11761421>how bigForearm big.
>>11761400I'm expecting my copy of Don't Starve soon. Username is Señor Sombrero Salsero. Avatar is >pic related
>>11761393NoIt would be like the scene in Toy Story 3 where the very little kids are too rough with the toys, except the larger ponies are completely swarmed by a wave of sticky fingers and untied shoe laces
>>11761413But I want to cuddle soft
>>11761429what do I get for touching it
>>11761394If you insist
>>11761445>>11761456Can I boop her?
>>11761456>>11761445oh god what is it marker what do you want
>>11761449>that elitist faggotGod I hate that Snowflake cosplayer.
>>11761456Marker pony we've been over this There's no one there. They're not real
>>11761434Don't hold your breath. I'm not the one who agreed to it. I don't think anyone did.You know what they say about assuming things.
>>11761459Is it in a container?
>>11761421>custom fitwell shit I didn't know I was talking to an NBA player over here
>>11761472Oh, that's candlejack. Go back to /b/ you dumb ho
>>11761394I'm only doing this because peer pressure
>>11761472This is a terrible introduction! Marker pony is a bad friend
>>11761410>Implying that guy lifts
>>11761410>that fluttershy in gothic-esque clothesMUH DIK
>>11761482Hey, I bet a copy of Don't Starve. I was correct in assuming someone would agree with me. Ergo, I deserve a copy of Don't Starve.
Why are most of the comments on my DA page some variation of "oh dear god why"?
>>11761497is that the zombie bamboo episode?
>>11761504Well, get it from the guy that agreed with you. No one took your bet. Or at I sure as hell didn't.
>>11761490I'm just into cosplay that's allcostumes like that need to be fitted well or they look like shitI know you weren't serious but I can't help myself
>>11761509I don't know but it means you're doing something right.
To the anon who gave out a free copy of metro 2033 yesterday, thanks. I'm LOVING this game.
>>11761410About 6 1 roughly ~220
>>11761520>le epic /g/ maymay
>>11761338>doesn't know how to take a screen shot>thinks the friendzone existsNo wonder Jessy wrecked you on tumblr.
>>11761504You don't even deserve our replies.Why are you here anyways?
>>11761521>I know you weren't serioushahayeah...
>>11761514yeah.>>11761520I'm actually the guy from last thread who couldn't get KCP to work because I'm stupidI've also got Opera there if you'd like to mock me for that as well
HEY EADo you keep your /unf/ thread open on the side so you can see as soon as someone posts, or do you want people to jump in here to grab you?
>>11761449That dude was really cool though
>>11761546You could probably get it cheaper if it's made from a cardboard base with a fibreglass finish rather than fibreglass plates but obviously it's not going to be quite as durableit'd still look good thoughI know cardboard doesn't sound glamorous but you'd be surprised what you can do with it
ok MLPG, you can go to EquestriaBuuuuuuut first you must eat your favorite pony. And I mean EAT! They will be cooked in any manner you like, but you must consume all of their body with in one month. Once complete, you will be sent to Equestria and they will be restored with no memory of the event. Do you accept?
>>11761567HOLD UPWHAT IS THIS?
>>11761596So they'd be perfectly fine afterwards?Fuck yeah I would. Anything tastes good with enough garlic and oil.
>>11761596do I get to be a pony?
>>11761019fap to derpy since i am forced to
>>11761596...Will anyone else know?
>>11761596It depends, do the other ponies know I ate her?
Anyone got the youtube link to the EqG camrip that has the faux-Japanese title? I need to watch it with my sister now.
>>11761596yeah, that's fine.What happens if I fail to eat the pony though?
>>11761596>pony taco taco
>>11761596They're restored as if it never happened?Fuck. Yes.I hear horse meat tastes alright.
>>11761596How did pony get here to be eaten? Did they eat a alternate version of you to get here?
>>11761612if you want>>11761616>>11761620Just youForever>>11761625Then you are forever doomed with left overs
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>11761631Well, it worked for Burger King!Do ho ho ho ho.
>>11761608I spoke to JJ drunk at unicon, but threw my phone down a drain or something in vegas when drunk about him avoiding mlpg and wondering why unicon was such crap
>>11761596What does pony even taste like?
>>11761622Depends. Is your sister cute?
>>11761641I'll do it
>>11761635Magic.Once you make a decision, they will appear on your table, prepared just as ordered. >>11761650Very lean.And magical, I guess
>>11761648luna pls go>>11761650like beef but a bit sweeter
>>11761670I never left
>>11761653She's adorable, twelve and pony obsessed. She wants to watch Equestria Girls. Don't you want to make the little girl happy?
Are we hats tonight?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7WH1yoBFno
hey now that Spike's a dog, do you think Rarity will finally toss him a bone?
>>11761667I wonder if pho made with horse instead of beef would be good.
>>11761642you are a bold deceiver
>>11761642unf bubblehips unf unf
>going to brony con>Getting plastered the whole time>0 fucks givingCan't wait
>>11761622Well I found it in my history. I don't know why I thought this would be faster.
>>11761641>Just you>Forevernow comes the tough choice of eating either celestia or applebloom, since they are tied for favorite pony.
LK prefers saffron over renneIt is canon
Applepone asking you if you're ready to go plow the fields with her.She's a very hard-working pony
>>11761718those better be genuine unfsno counterfeit unfs here
>>11761745Have fun with your loli.
>>11761750>tough choiceHow is that tough? Just pick Applebloom, she's much smaller and you'd be able to eat her quicker.
>>11761696I think the MLPG Steam group is doing awesomenauts, and other anons are doing killing floorI don't know if we'd be able to scrape together enough people. I'll monitor the server, though, in case we do
I really wish I didn't get mad and throw my phone away in vegas. It was good times...
>>11761762I'll probably die in the process but anything for her.
>>11761762now do a sweetie
>the mane six and Anon stand outside a dark scary mansion>"Ok gang," says Twilight. "Lets go find that monster!">"I ain't going in there." Anon says, corssing his arms. "Its spooky.">"Reeeaaallly?" Pinkie says coyly, pulling out a large box. "Not even for an....ANON SNACK?"
>>11761381We have already confirmed that ponies do not have bones from all of the positions they are placed in.They have jelly filled insides that harden at will to do the same job that bones do
>>11761768But she's a cartoon pony, she sleeps lying down.
8 foot Acidis best Acid
>>11761801Ponies are supported by a system of magic filled bladders
>>11761775But celestia might be tastierbut I'm not sure if I want to go to an equestria where one of them is missing
>>11761800is your snatch in the box?No? fuck off.
>>11761762I'd try my damnedest, but I don't think I'd last the whole day without at least two breaks. And about a gallon of water.
>>11761838but they're restored once you're finished eating them.
>>1176181012~ feet is better
>>11761822>Ponies are beings of pure magic wrapped up inside fleshy bodies>Humans are beings made up entirely of fleshWould ponies fear us or look down on us for being freaks?
>>11761804We've never seen ponies sleeping in the show, have we? It's impossible to prove!
>>11761800No! It's going to take more than just 1 anon snack this time, Pinkie.
>>11761768Maybe she'd lay down if I hand fed her a sugar cube and petted her while talking softly
>>11761873>"Realy? Well how about ONE Anon Snack and a SONG!"
>>11760918brb going to sea food market
>>11761871We've seen literally every single one of the Mane 6 sleeping.
>>11761853well shit, I didn't notice that. Lets eat some tasty apple filly
How do I know which pony is best pony?
>>11761887It's better for my needs
Was this ever finished?
>>11761907Cut the shit, Pinkie. Three Anon Snacks or I'm not going in there.
>>11761928Ah, I see
Any recommendations for brony con? I was thinking getting a 500 dollar prepaid credit card to make sure I don't overspend.Any advice first real 'con'
>>11761927All of the ponies are trapped in a burning building and you can only save one. Which do you choose?
>>11761950Only advice I can give is dont go.
>>11761951I save the fireman pony.
>>11761945>"Anon please, the doctor says you can only have a few treats now. They're not good for your heart."
>>11761950Talk to people. When else will you be in a place with thousands(?) of people who all share at least one of your interests.
>>11761950Don't give a fuck about anything
>>11761950Always have a group and figure out whaat panels you want to go to well in advance. Before spending money, ask yourself if you really want something.Have your group meet up at regular intervals for a headcount.
>>11761381than why do horses lay on their sides?
>>11761804So do real horses, kind of. The truth is that horses and ponies cannot achieve REM sleep standing, they have to lay down to to sleep with at least some frequency or they will suffer sleep deprivation. The standing sleep thing is not actually related to weight but is a prey animal adaptation to allow them to run the hell away faster- horses cannot get up very quickly. Pones in their homes are not in danger of predation so they have no need to make use of their standing sleep ability. They can indulge in deep sleep as often as they want
>>11761810>8 foot Acid's cock swelling as it sucks your body into it>8 foot Acid's balls bulging as your body is converted into her radiative green semen
>>11761951Thats a really big building
>>11761951Celestia. Have her cast a time spell on me And don't say she can't, she's thousands of years ahead of Twilight and Twilight could do it. Even if it's only once so I can go back in time and warn myself to stop the fire and if it doesn't work save Celestia and have her cast a time spell.
>>11761984They only do for relatively short periods and only if they feel very safe
>>11761950i feel obliged to post that picture of the cute girl in fetal position in one of those brony meetups, pondering about the bad decisions of her life and how it came to that, but sadly i didnt save it
>>11761993I'd rather just massive her swollen testes while circling one finger around her puckered butthole
>>11762023No, I just see an ugly blue pony.
Would pony like Doritos and Mountain Dew?
Anyone from here going?
Do you think Applejack would be good to snuggle with since she works hard all day and be very receptive to intimate relaxation?
>>11762032>8 foot Acid's pucker spreading wide as it sucks you in>8 foot Acid's lover's massive cock pressing against you as he fucks her
>>11761990>Mrs. Cake gets home>"Thanks for taking over while I was out Pinkie!">"Pinkie?">shes been asleep at the counter the whole time
>>11762044>You will never have a crazy weekend binge of junk food, soda and video games with Pinkie and DashWhy should I even continue living
>>11762027I'd argue conventions are vastily different in nature compared to meetups
>>11762059pink pone has eyes for an entirely different butt anon
>>11762052>go to bronycon>everyone tries to act as least faggoty as possible
>>11761990>"So... ponies DO sleep standin', then?">"I knew it!"
>>11761990>You snuggle with pony for the first time>She still stands because you are new and she's still not completely used to it
>>11762052Probably next year
>>11762052I'm planning on it.
>>11762086they wouldn't do that anyway because they aren't fat NEETs that think vidya is a good hobby
>>11762071That's still goodOverall anything that serves to pleasure her while also being as embarrassing as ever is a-ok to me. 'Specially if she gets off on it too.
>>11762088yes they're probably tenfold worse
Why do you even draw if you procrastinate it so much?
>>11762052i can't drive and the people that i know that can are not horsefuckers nor do they know that i even watch this show, so i'd rather not explain to them what the fuck i'm doing in baltimore for three daysthe last con i went to, i dropped spaghettii hugged a fluttershy or two, but not without dropping massive amounts of spaghetti
>>11762149lol was dis taken on a potato??
>>11762149Fluttershy is the worst part of that screenshot
HuhI just learned that horses in the wild actually are a matriarchal society. who knew
>>11762113>you hug pony from behind and rest your wait on her back>she gets embarrassed
>>11762121Man Anon, you sound like Zimmerman right now.No conviction!
>>11762144No. Conventions tend to attract more casual fans where as meetups are almost exclusively the rabid fans. The rabids still show up at cons but they get diluted by the number of others that come. Plus when show talent is there it tends to scare people straight at least during the daytime
>>11762177>Spirit was wrong
>>11762177Every documentary I've seen usually shows a head stallion in charge of a bunch of mares.
>>11762187My waifu is not a slut.
>>11762196The trial is over?
>>11762174pretty horse is pretty
>>11762113>nervous pones get locked in a standing positionThat could be cute anon. I wonder if they would get offended if you did a bit of pone tipping
>>11762113>she stands next to your bed so you can sit at the side of the bed and hug her with her head resting on your shoulder
>>11762204>not knowing what a jay pegg is
>>11762205Exactly and most normal fans usually like to chill out after parties which are pretty fun from what I hear
Alright, short time.Any requests?
>>11762246She's barely able to reach the top of my bed...
>>11762266Rarity with a messy mane just waking up and looking groumpy
>>11762266Applejack struggling to move a Gigantic 20 sided die
>>11762234She is very pretty.
>>11762204>>11762271i posted a png though
ok pick a ponyany one will do, go a head go go go pick one do itYou were just minding your own business laying on the ground when they just walts right up without noticing you and just plop down on their side, directly on top of you. What do you do?
>tfw no pretty cellist housemate
>>11762234Oh my god, that horse is REALLY purple.
>>11762309Ask her what she's doing?
>>11762314I need to get to work on that.
>>11762306I need to find this card.
>>11762314I could be your pretty cellist roommatejust as soon as I take some more points in Disguise for crossdressing purposes
>>11762234That hoarse hind legs appear to be broken.
I want to cry
>>11762346NUT UP FLUTTERSHY
>>11762322She stirs a little, but then promptly starts snoring
>>11762346remember not everyone criesonly some cry
>>11762265The hard part is finding those parties and getting an invite. You basically gotta try and cosy up to one of the big names at the con.
>>11762354Well then hug her and stay like that
>>11762346Its ok Lyra, I am sure there will be more cake in your future
>>11762360Haha fuck you.
>>11762265How do I into parties with complete strangers?
Fun fact: If you ever stand next to a horse or pony, they will automatically lean their full weight on you even though you are much smallerEquines are lazy
>Mayor Mare enjoying some dessert and a nice cup of coffee.Still doing requests by the way
>>11762354I will try to find a doctor. Pony collapsing like that doesn't seem healthy.
>>11762398Bring doritos and mountain dew.
>>11762380Twilight plsYou weren't called a slut for having wingsYou were called a slut for getting plowed by all of Shining Armor's colleagues in the royal guard at the same time.
>>11762401Twilight and Rarity drinking some wine togheter and just having fun
>>11762380she was a slut before the wings, now shes a flying slut
>>11762405You can not get upPony is too heavy and you are weak
>>11762044an australian made this picture
>>11762401Mayor Mare is a very pretty pony.
>>11762360Why must some cry?
>>11762314>Octavia will never be as popular as Vinyl
>>11762433and?Are you trying to say Australians don't have Mountain Dew and Doritos?
>braeburned will never mountain dew you
>>11762401The CMC stacking tortoises.
>>11762471but can i mountain dew him?
what if your ponimouto went into heat for the first time and started winking at you
>>11762380unf unf purple hips unf
>>11762483only if he says yes.
>>11762485I'd be rather conflicted.
Hey, if you were to marry a pony, would that be consdisder a case of animal hubadry?
>>11762497isn't that just a technicality though?i mean, consent isn't important or anything
>>11762457I'm trying to say an australian made that picture
>>11762502no because i'm the husband
>>11762314>Octavia goes to the kitchen in the morning>Vinyl is in the living room - passed out, sprawled across the couch as if she fell over the back of it to land facefirst on the cushions; wearing someone else's pants and only one shoe.>She walks right past without missing a step and puts on a pot of coffee, going about her routine.
>>11762412>You were called a slut for getting plowed by all of Shining Armor's colleagues in the royal guard at the same time.
>>11762513But Anon, that's rape.Are you saying you would rape Braeburned?
>>11762485My pony musume hasn't reached that age.
>>11762537Not if he says yes.
YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR
>>11762579I SWEAR I DIDNT SLAP CELESTIA'S ASS.
>>11761880>removing the watermark
>>11762579Aaaaa no I'm not!
>>11762579YOU SIR ARE MISTAKING
>>11762601anon, she has a very distinct hand print on top of her cutie mark and you're the only human here.
>>11762601IT'S ILLEGAL NOT TO SLAP CELESTIA'S ASS!HE DESERVES TO BE SLAPPED!
>>11762532Hey GG going to bronycon want anything signed but anyone?
>>11762412That never happened anon.
>>11762616I'VE BEEN FRAMEDLYRA HAS MADE REPLICAS OF MY HANDS AND SOLD THEM. IT COULD BE ANYONE
>>11762623>dream policeIs that anything like Thought Police?
>>11762532Why is Twilight's butt so huge?
Is it wrong if I want to hug every animal?
>>11762656It's the Subconscious Police's night shift
>>11762639That doesn't really matter, that's why she was called a slut.
>>11762532Do Princesses have some online circlejerk where they prattle about their days?Does Twilight's commoner culture clash with them?
>>11762659Goodness me, she's tiny. How can she possibly be slathered on my sandwiches that way?
>>11762656Yes. In fact it was like that under nightmare moon. That's why she was banished.
>>11762500She's still winking at you and she doesn't know what to do. You have to do SOMETHING...
>>11762693You stick a spoon in her and out comes mayo you dork
>>11762667book bearing hips
>>11762704But all of her can fit on a spoon.What the hell kind of tiny spoon do you use?
>>11762659I'll take 5
>>11762704>Using a spoon on mayo.Sure if you enjoy being a fat piece of shit.You knife that pony like a normal person you piece of shit.
Wilhelm if you're here we be flooring.
>>11762659Mayo is disgusting.
>>11762524>Come downstairs>Octavia sits at the dining room table, calmly eating her breakfast>Vinyl is still passed out on the couch.>A cup of black coffee has been placed on the coffee table in front of her.
>>11762702Hook her up with a nice colt, but threaten to strangle that colt if he doesn't wear protection.After a failed murder attempt after her pregnancy, I would then receive news in prison that my ponimouto didn't survive birth.First thing I'd do after I get out of prison? Buy a gun with two bullets. One for the filly which killed her, one for me.Unless it's an honest colt. In that case, disregard that and be happy that my ponimouto found her special someone.
>>11762579I just don't want them to worry about me...
>>11762733>Sure if you enjoy being a fat piece of shit.Way to insult mayo pone>Why does he only take a little bit?>Does he hate me?I prefer mustard
>>11762737That's really rude, anon! You'll hurt her feelings!
>>11762579SOMETIMES BUT IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYBODY.
>>11762733>verbing a noun
>>11762736>Wilhelm>tfw finally realize that was the reason Wilhelm screamed when you hit him in BL2
>>11762737It's fine in moderation, like in a thin spread on a sandwich, or in tunafish. Anyone who eats it plain deserves to die though.
>>11762760NO YOU FUCKING KNOW IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD WHY DID YOU TELL HIM IT DID
>>11762762But...that's entirely valid...?anon plskill yourself.
>>11762752I love her, but I also love, I dunno, being alive.>>11762762...Fuck you I wasn't thinking.
>>11762689I'm pretty sure that's what the Princess Summit actually is.All 4 hang out in Celestia's Matrix room and fuck around with their princess powers or something.
>>11762400I doubt the validity of this
>>11762532Should've been Flash Sentry to give it that -extra- bit.
>>11762796as plump as ever
>>11762831>Still using a used language.>Not inventing your own using only teenage slang and text message short hand.
>>11762831>You will never verb a pony
>>11762810I speak from personal experience. Horses like to lean on things and think you are just as good as a tree
>>11762746But what if that special someone was supposed to be you?
Wait, so what am I supposed to draw for this panel?The practice character's bf/gf smelling their underwear?
>>11762744>and a plate with two sunny-side-up eggs and a piece of toast
>>11762857>not ponying your pony
>>11762659>"Hey, Anon! Whatcha' doin'?">"You frying some fish? That sounds good!">"Ooh, that looks nice and crispy!">"Is that... a toasted bun?">"What'cha puttin' in that bowl, Anon?">"Pickle relish and dill?">"T-then that means--!"
>>11762704>>11762733Talk about spooning!
>>11762884I think it's supposed to be his expression if he saw his partner smelling used underwear.
>>11762884the character's reaction to seeing that
So did Celestia confront NMM imiedietly after Luna transformed? Or it took some time for it to happen? Did NMM goo full Freddy Krueger when she was NMM?
>>11762875why is there such a lack of horse-related deaths
>>11762878Sorry, I don't believe in incest.
>>11762920Not to be all fan-ish, but my initial thought is that it was built up.
>>11762921>He didnt watch Zoo
>>11762698>YesSo it's like the NSA?
>>11762894>"Whatcha got all those potatoes for, Anon?">"O...oh my!"
>>11762917DID YOU JUST SAY STEAK?
>>11762914>>11762915ah, thanks, I was about to draw another pony sniffing their underwear with them way in the background looking shocked or something.
>>11762945Of course not.Nightmare mMoon only failed once!
>>11762946>Tabasco watches this all with minor disgust.
>>11762951TRIAL OF THE DRAGON
>>11762946>Hey anon, what's cooking? Smells like bacon!>Is that toast?>Whatcha got there? Lettuce and tomatoes?>Alright! BLT night!
>>11762931But she incests that you do it.
>>11762980That's how she watches almost everything.
>>11762997Except Food Network.
>all these food postsFuck you guysIf any of these ponies existed, any time I walked into my kitchen they'd all be screaming at the top of their tiny lungs at me.
>>11762980You do know mayonaise can be the base for a quick sauce, usch as a hot sauce, right?Its emulsifying propertied allows it to mix well with many things
>>11763030I'm sure any other living thing would look at your mass approaching them and do the same thing...
>>11763030Do you think peanut butter pony would be mad about slathering her on my balls?
>>11762995...Just this once.Eat her out, but don't stick it in. I want her hymen to be broken by someone she truly loves that isn't me.
>>11762980>"These Po'boys just need one last thing...">"Let's see here...">"Some mustard... sweet paprika... Cajun seasoning... a little horseradish...">"...toss in a little pickle juice...">"And a clove of garlic.">Anon turns to Mayo Pony and Tabasco Pony>Both their faces light up>"Remoulade!">"Remoulade!"
>>11762959do that too
>>11763030But they're food ponies, they were made to be eaten. They probably have like, a genetic vore fetish.
>>11763030Not Cheesecake pony
>>11762951THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
>>11762980>swiffer pone putters around on the tile floor, swishing her tail on any stains she finds, blissfully oblivious to everything but the next stain she intends to clean>she doesn't quite press hard enough when she wipes things, meaning that nothing ever actually gets cleaned and she ends up cleaning the same stains several times over the course of a day>despite this, she remains cheerful and happily hums the whole timefuck i miss swiffer pone...
>>11763051SOMEONE GET THIS MAN >>11763030 TO THE ICUHE'S GOT BURNS ALL OVER
>>11763061There's always anal, Anon.
Did you know horses have bones in their butts?
>>11763061Ponies are active, they don't have hymens.
I came here to see if anyone was talking about anything new for season 4Instead I got food pony fetishism.I honestly don't know why I had any positive expectations.
>>11762623That's okay anon, nothing comes to mindthank you for the offer though that's real decent of you
>>11763116I have a bone I'd like to put in there.
>>11763128Oh my god, a bomb
>>11763030I want to live inside pony's tiny lungs.
>>11763094Best one off-ish character.
>>11763127>food pony fetishism.we haven't done that yet, sillyjust food ponies and fetishism
>>11763116Of course anon, but 3 is a crowd.
>>11763094>>11763143You beat me to it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btw_0fbL67I