Last Thread>>11681892Dash Thread? Dash thread. Now with some cute pony tails!
Alright, here's some Dash.
>>11685692dash with a ponytail is mad cute
>>11685728Thats not Dash.
>>11685728thats not dash
>>11685692I can get behind this horse
>>11685726why is it a gif if it's not animated?
>>11685745>>11685742Oh, my mistake, let me try again.
>>11685732Dash is mad cute
>>11685692Seeing as this is a Dash thread...Been practising painting ponies, I don't think I'm going to finish it.What do you think MLPG?
>>11685750If you want cute gif, you should have ask! Here best pony!
Rainbow Dash will let you have one of her big feathers for keeps if you clean her pigstye of a room, do you do it?
>>11685777Looks fine.Who are you?
>>11685788II guessIt can't be that bad
>>11685767Tex, please.pls>>11685777That looks great so far. The sketched wing looks better then the wing you drew over, for some reason.
>>11685768I think the "unintentionally cute" aspect of her cuteness amplifies just how cute she is. She does not want to be cute, but that makes her all the more adorable as a result.
>>11685809The place has not been cleaned since she moved in.
>speedycloud threadWhat a glorious time to be on MLPG >>11685788Sure thing, her wings are mad prettyI bet her feathers look really nice as well
>>11685144Compiled, fixed, again, this is a rough estimate based on how much people shit on on respective episodes:Season 1>badOWTEWSS moves around a lot between bad and good, more often bad than anything else>mehpilotsGtBOFPK moves between meh and goodCoC same as FPKSeason 1 is between 5 and 7, scores 6 on average.Season 2:>badMMDW, few liked it, myself included>mehBC, some liked it, some really disliked it, it averages out into "meh".S&E between meh and good, more often meh, scarcely badDQ gets a spot under "meh".ACW deserves at least a mention for finally bringing BUY OUR TOYS shamelessly into the show, even though in general not many find them to be shit episodes.That makes for 5-7 less than good episodes, same as s1, average 6.Season 3:>badSayS>mehAFRWA KCaFOWA and KCaFO aren't bad episodes, but they're not good enough. Somewhat entertaining, somewhat forgettable, somewhat flawed, fully meh.GPP is debatable, similar to WA and KCaFO in many ways, but it brought two entertaining characters into life.TCE deserves a special mention once again, while not outright bad, there were several issues with it.MMC was a great episode with a shit ending, but it really can't be counted as worse than good.That makes it 4 to 7 - not enough time has passed to give a more accurate score.In addition, the season had 13 episodes, thus receiving a final score of shitness of 11,Now I'll stop posting walls of text.
>>11685817Dash is also cute when she is force to do thing she might not like, like wearing a cute outfit.
>>11685826Well I mean if I'm going to have to pay for carpet cleaners as well this is probably going to get expensiveI could easily just swipe a feather
Dash is not my favorite pony, but I would still hang out with her. Maybe even give her a massage after a long flight.
blue horse is mad gay
>>11685801Actually nobody... maybe I'll change that.>>11685815Yeah, the wing looks like total shit, I've no clue how to paint them though.
>>11685882Shut up, Pinkie
>>11685777Holy values, batpone!This is really nice
>>11685882>implying that's a bad thing
>>11685815Is this Rainbow Dosh?
Be honest with us now, would you rather cuddle your favorite Pony or the human version of your favorite Pony?
>>11685892Your style looks vaguely familiar though. Not sure who you are, but what brought you to MLPG
>>11685777Oh wow, I really like how those eyes look. Nice work with the values.And with the wings, perhaps try blicking in the shadows of each group of feathers first and then working with the highlights?
>>11685922Why yes it is!
>>11685939Pony ponyWhat kind of question is this
>>11685939the is no way i would pass up on horse sex
>>11685844Or a gangster one.
>>11685955Such a pretty tailbut so damn hard to paint...
>>11685939Pony versionBut if we're talking sex...then...I'll have to get back to you on that
>>11685980You're painting now?
>>11685939Like I'd pass up running my fingers through my favorite pony's mane and wings while holding them close. Pony.
>>11685939human versionless awkward size differences.
>>11685892Painting the wing or drawing the wing? I know some one here can give you an advice in painting wings.I am looking at you, BCS or Nobody.
Grévy's zebra stallions have large testicles and can ejaculate a large amount of semen to replace the sperm of other males.
>>11686023>most of thateh, nothing new>to replace the sperm of other males.JESUS CHRIST
>>11686018How awkward, like >>11679364 awkward?
>>11686001Not at the moment, but I've had difficult times painting her tail before.
>>11685939Hardcore Pony CuddlingBut if the human version were chubby, then you might change my mind
>>11686051This is why they cum so much. Creampies are an essential element to their survival.
>>11686051This is a useful adaptation for a species whose females mate polyandrously. Bachelors or outside territorial stallions sometimes "sneak" copulation of mares in another stallion’s territory. While female associations with individual males are brief and mating is promiscuous, females who have just given birth will reside with one male for long periods and mate exclusively with that male.
>>11685955this pony is bait
>>11686102post the other five
i love dash, shes the __cuntiest ponecaptcha: incarnate okeybroeven captcha agrees
>>11685777Those eyes look pretty awesome and breaks what would otherwise be pretty uncanny if the whole body's shading was done in the style of the head.Really like it.
>>11685944I've been here since 2011, I've drawn maybe once or twice for the general but I sucked hard at it.>FamiliarI dunno, even I think my painting looks pretty generic.>>11686019That image'll be super useful, going to do Dash in a more dynamic pose and I'm definitely going to have to figure out how to (draw and) paint her wings properly.
How fast is horse?
Is there a good upload of the movie yet?
You get to go to magic horseland and be with all the ponies. The catch is that they are all only as the blind bag toys.How do you deal with it?
wtf is steam trading card?Why do I need to care?
>>11686151So fast you don't even see her
>>11686023this is a reproductive stratgey in a number of speciesThe largest testes of all belong to the northern wright whale. They aren't even close to being the largest whale, yet their testes are the size of volkswagen bugs. They produce so much sperm, they flush the sperm of the previous male out of their mates vagina. One biologist observing mating described their penises as "sperm firehouses."
>>11686141Have another.>>11686151Very fast.
>>11686141Or maybe I'll just try to get the stylized version right first.
>>11686154*as big as
>>11686151>dat face sweepingdammit tex u trying to boner me again
>>11686153>>11686200This one is pretty decent:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cODnr8fa90o
>>11686217>tfw still waiting for DVD rip stream>or just a stream probably
>>11686156Why are you asking a pony thread about it?
>>11686242I can wait until MLPG streams it and we all riff off it.
>>11686289There was a stream of EQG last sunday.
BEST PONY LISTINGRarity/Pinkie PieRainbow DashThe other ones
>>11686347This guy knows what's what.
>>11686248Oh my god that picture
>>11686347Mah little nigga
Pone is ded
>>11686289>liking amateurs riffing off a movie in real timejesus
>>11686383Yeah, the horror
>>11686383Yeah, you got a problem with that, nerd?
>>11686394>I'm not serious about this pictureWhy is that necessary?
>>11686381Pony needs to get chalked up. Then pony will be in the mood to party and not dead.
>>11686458We know we're not zebras ok? Well except for Klondike.
I still say we should diversify beyond ponies, and create our own /co/. A better 4chan. I don't like the direction 4chan has been heading. Too many normals, too many kids, and too many /pol/tards ranting about Jews and Negroes. I just don't like the userbase as much. And it's clear we'll never be allowed back on /co/. So we should make our own /co/, where ponies are allowed. Our own promised land.
>>11686347BETTER RANKING AS OF S3:SQUIGGLE TAILSPEEDY CLOUDSMILE SONGTREE KICKERYELLOW QUIET AUTISMMAGIC HORN
Which pony likes to get her fash on?
>>11686483So basically, the sub?
>>11686483goodbye, good luck on your venture
>>11686458>you'll never be a human with a giant zebra dick that you have to hide from your peers
>>11686483We have it, and no one goes there but to dump art and for questing
>>11686458That's good to hear
>>11686480I'm supposed to say how retarded they look but all I see is people acting silly and enjoying every minute of it. Only the guy holding the drink and standing back awkwardly isn't dancing but he seems to be amused by the whole situation so he's not at a loss.
>>11686530Shittyart/10Here's some better.
>>11686525You'd be like a superhero except you wouldn't have super powers, just a giant zebra dick.
>>11686525>you will never have to buy large plastic bags to cum in or else face constant laundry cycles
>>11686541>his feet hurt>the music is too loud>everyone is plebeians>he wishes he was home playing videogames
>>11686541Awww, how loving and tolerant of you!
>>11686562>why isn't Jon here playing vydia with me
>>11686347more like Dash/Rarity/PinkieThe other ones
>>11686541Almost all of the people in pictures like these are having more fun than I have ever had in my life.It's all very sad.
>>11686577>implying Jon's ever coming back
>>11686551>>11686530>wanting to kiss a horse
>>11686504Thought that comic was stupid, but that right there is comedy gold.
>>11686598Well, go make some brony friends then?
>>11686510>>11686528>the subBasically that but expanded. As it stands now though, it's too slow and can't handle us. It'd crash if we moved MLPG there.
>>11686611>tfw PNGLN hats us
>>11686623>move>MLPGJust stop right now. It's a pipe dream.
>>11686551Who would kiss a pony?
>>11686611i want to kiss horse
>>11686623It does pretty well actually, there's considerably more traffic there than you'd imagine.Probably more than there should be anyway.
>>11686613>Ross tier humanizations>Not ponies
>>11686640>>11686639I would kiss a pony. Nonsexually. Unless things got really heated, but that's something we'd have to take slow and on a case-by-case basis. As is I'd hug just about any of them without any cause.
>>11686611I-I don't wanna k-kiss a horse
For the love of god someone buy this for me at bronycon, i'll pay you back i swear.
>>11686620I really want to, but my social anxiety really makes it hard for me to engage anybody without getting super nervous and fucking things up to the point where (I think) people don't want to be around me. I'm also kind of a cunt.
>>11686680I'll buy it, post pictures on MLPG and smash it and throw it away
>>11686654>It does pretty well actually, there's considerably more traffic there than you'd imagine.>Probably more than there should be anyway.It's because everyone goes there to find the link to MLP General. That's what drives traffic. Sometimes people take a peak and look at the site itself. Plus, I think there's some Quests that are done over there right?
WAN MIRRION PONIS
>>11686613>humanizations with giant breastsmah nigga
>>11686664That's way, way better than Ross tier
>>11686365>fart jokes and memeswhy did i expect the comic to be anything else
>>11686660Head needs to be, like an actual head and not a smile face.
>>11686705I will cut you.
I don't know what this faggot tree is. I sure as hell didn't plant it. Who planted this dumb tree!? It was Fluttershy, wasn't it!?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq199phnq4w (I remember this post... )
>>11686705Why not just cut it to pieces with all those edges?
>>11686673Aw yeah, tongue studs
>>11686698lets just stay inside and talk about JoJo or something, the outside is full of normalfags
>>11686559my fucking sidesthis one is going in the vault
>>11686154>Saved it with the filename.Pff
>>11686680Thats' actually really cool. Is that by Paper Pony? All of his are apparently $40 or $45 for these "shadow boxes". Honestly, considering how perfect they look and how neat they are that sounds appropriate (it's art, it's going to cost more than the materials, get over it). But I simply don't have a place for that nor can I think of the right pony I want.
>>11686753GODDAMNIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>11686530>>11686551>i hate this guy>but if i had draw ability this exactly what i would be doing
>>11686721I've seen some Tex-Anon reaction pics/gifs on /co/ and /a/. Have you seen any? What was your reaction?
>>11686767>>11686680Really liking this stuff
>>11686755I wish I was able to pone like Tex
>>11686646>Not brushing your pony's mane
>>11686767>>11686680Who made these?
>>11686794>Apple pupilsThat always weirds me out
>>11686731BCS did something happen to you? I'm looking through your art thread, and your stuff has taken... Well not to be rude, but it's gotten a lot worse recently. Not to mention your recent posting habits.Did someone find your trip?
>>11686767I'd take the hand off.
>>11686801we appledashing now?
>>11686794He ponys pretty hard... are you sure you can maintain that level of pony?
>>11686794>apple pupilThat's a-fucking-dorable
I’m the T to the wilight and ain’t no other pony troll it down like me, I’m Twilightlicious! ;)
>>11686763it was worth saving with it
>>11686769AND I LOVE PON SO MUCH
>>11686833Oh man, what is Twilight going to do now that she has Applejack pinned like that?
>>11686845Whatever you say
>>11686814I personally love anything that makes eyes different but you know>>11686833ILL TRY DAMMITNO ONE WILL KNOW WHO IS PONY-ING THAT HARD, BUT IT WILL HAPPEN
>>11686780>Rainbow not being an athelticly build flat chested runner
>>11686845Tara Strong plsplease go voice act more
>>11686854I had that half second of 'Wait, I didn't post that...'
>>11686753I love you guys you especially, but it's just not the same as having real friends
>>11686780>Hueg breasts>large frame>Rainbow DashExcuse me, what?
>>11686833I love that artist
>>11686876That is a pretty knight pony. Do you have more ponies in armor? It's hard to find good pictures of it.
Raise your hand if you once had a Conceptart.org portfolio and thread when everyone told you weren't good enough...http://dreamfuel.conceptart.org/projects/dreamfuel-supporting-creative-freedom-independence/
>>11686876Would you invade her?
>>11686880I find it to be a funny juxtaposition.
>>11686864She's going to cuddle>>11686876good luck. Don't let the pony overtake you.
>>11686801>Neat.You should make more!
>>11686483There are already many other imageboards with much better userbases, and I use many of them frequently. They're fantastic.If you're using 4chan exclusively you're doing it wrong.
>>11686907Invade her lands, maybe.
>>11686917>going to other imageboards
>>11686880>young athletic woman can't have tits
>>11686902DON'T HATE THE STYLE, HATER.IT'S HIS FETISH, HATER!
>>11686907Invade and hide on the walkways near the silver knight archers.
>>11686917But ... but we already have our own imageboard.
>>11686904I know... he kinda came out of nowhere, too. Just all of a sudden started drawing really good stuff.
>>11686917>There are already many other imageboards with much better userbases, and I use many of them frequently. They're fantastic.Which ones do you use?
>>11686912Cuddling on top of her from behind? Does she shift her weight as she does it?
>>11686917You couldn't perhaps name a couple, could you? I might have visited them before, but I don't happen to regular anywhere outside of 4chan that often
>>11686933There's tits, and then there's those movement impairing melons.
>>11686933Having titanic boobs typically excludes them from it.
>>11686917Please tell me more
>>11686907Yes>>11686905If I looked through all of my pony, maybe like one other picture>>11686912I'm sure it will happen, you made me enjoy fapfictions as it is
>>11686857do you want ti talk about it?
>>11686951I have no idea who you are, I don't recognize that name from anywhere at all.
SCOOTALOO SCOOT SCOOTALOO!
So Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie conceivably went to school together. What do you think they thought of one another back then?Do you think they were friends before they met Twilight Sparkle?
>>11686943You are worse than Satan.
Anyone have a good picture of Rainbow Dash's dress from EQG? I want to draw her after Applejack.
>>11686951well technically his pony art came out of nowhere. His name on FA is phurie, I think
>>11686981This is a pony.You are not a pony.Therefore I do not have any kind of useful or intelligent conversation to provide, as a typical worthless ordinary human being.
>>11686963>>11686964That's why she doesn't do sports.
>>11687001For some raisin, I imagine that Scootaloo would be boss at spinning out sick rhymes
>>11687012the normal one or the magical girl transformation one?
>>11686982You should go.Pls go
>>11686954Twilight conveniently reversed gravity for her. But now she's all tired out.>>11686979anon...~
>>11687022You realise that the image we're complaining about was of Rainbow Dash right?Follow the reply chain.
>>11687019I asked if you wanted to talk about it, not if you had could talk about it
>>11687043EVERYONE RUN, IT'S A FUCKING TILDEYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>>11687038The magical girl dress.
>you'll never cunnilingus a sweaty fupa
>>11687060Honey, calm down
>>11687053NOI DON'T WANT TOYOU CAN'T MAKE ME
>>11687043You'd be the only one to know who I am if I posted my trip
>>11687075I can't fap to this
>>11687075A sweaty what?
>>11687005I would say that Applejack and Pinkie Pie were friends, but it was one of those "we're not friends with anybody else at the moment" types of friendships.You know, like Apple Bloom and Twist
Pony needs a date
Where would you take pone out to eat for lunch? Keep in mind she has a very high metabolism and can eat quite a bit.
>>11687034I thought Pinkie was Tropicana for a second.And wow, that is a cute pic.
>>11687094It's June 26th.
>>11687094October 3, 2014.Or did she want the fruit?
>>11687094O-ok then.M-miss Rarity would you go on a date with me?
>>11686857...I really don't think that accounts for all of it. I mean, you're obviously still drawing, and artistic burnout looks like it effects the creative assets more. Your newer sketches, however, are objectively lower quality in basic areas. Not only that, but your posting over the past month has been strange.Not trying to attack you, I was just curious and a little worried.
>>11687092fatty upper pubic areaI'm used to seeing it used more with males than females
>>11687059How does pone turn the dial
>>11687094She should definitely contact Sweetie Bell.She's the shippingest pony and also the pony most disgusted by it.
>>11687103have a colour version.
>>11687094Which ponyIs it princess purple cause if so then YES
>>11687094>Twilight goes out trying to court boys>ends up going out with a preteen who lied about his age
>>11687094I've got an idea. We set up a speed dating service for pone
>>11687105>>11687109Thank you anon pony appreciates your help
>>11687111>not liking thick, juicy thighs
>>11687075Why is Josh Peck cosplaying as AJ?
>>11687078Oh, really? I'm curious now.>>11687094Lighten up, Twilight.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23068454And with that, the courts legalized degeneracy and destroyed the family. RIP USA1776-2013
>>11687116Shes off her meds and psycho depressed
>>11687123Wow, that was fast.
>>11687094TWILIGHTU SPARKERU PREASE BE GOING ON DATE WITH ME!
>>11686933Low body fat pretty much excludes you from having giant knockersLarge tits are mostly fatThere isn't a whole lot of variation between the size of the actual non fatty tissue
>>11687145American South pls/pol/ pls
>>11687148the image was made last year
>>11687094Wow, Dash is a huge cunt. She must be getting desperate if she's going to Twilight with her self-insert Wonderbolt fanfictions.
>>11687034Who drew this? They should do the other three as well
>>11687145Oh sorry, meant to post this in /pol/!
>>11687145I'm sure ordinary americans can destroy marriages just fine by themselves with their wild divorce rates.
>>11687145I don't mind marriage but they should still not be allowed to adopt.
>>11687141It's a colour
>>11687159I read Pinkie Applejack Rarity and filly in that last post and then the post it was replying to and thought they were the same. Whoops.
>>11687145I was quite pleased by the news, but I'm afraid it's nonpony.It does mean good things for many people, though.
>>11687022>Big titty human OC>"But she has Twist's hair from MLP, so it's totally MLP related guys!"
>>11687145are you the one who did this thread?>>>/pol/16131265
>>11687146I'm pretty sure she was on her meds. BCS, are you taking your meds?
>>11687188There isnt much else going on scootalooNow go back home
Did we Celestia quest yet?
>>11687197What if it's just an Equestria Girls fan character?
Doesn't have time for romance because...>Twilight Sparkle"I-I've got too many important duties to attend to!">Rarity"I'm far too busy, not to mention that there simply aren't any eligible young bachelors available in Ponyville...">Applejack"I'm runnin' a business here! Get out!">Pinkie Pie"I'm a free spirit! Plus I haven't emotionally matured to the point that I can differentiate between platonic friendship and romantic love!">Rainbow Dash"Too busy going fast! ...sniff">Fluttershy"Nobody would want me...I'll just be in my cabin...alone...until I die..."
>>11687197I know, ain't it great!
>>11687161Rose did. Ages ago.Look at the post date.
>>11687201It doesn't matter, she's the biggest shitposter currently, won't take requests, and won't leave.
>>11687197You'd ratehr the equestria girls version of twist?I'll find her in the movie if you really want that.
Why are bronies so loaded?And how do I get in on some of those brony bucks?
MUST NOT DEBATE GAY MARRIAGEMUST NOT TRY TO REASON WITH BSCMUST... POST... POOOOOONE
>>11687226You're trotting down a dangerous road GG.
>>11687226How disgraceful.What does their mother think of them?
>>11687244Make shit and charge money for it
So I want to go ahead with the Pony Tactics idea. I'm confident in my ability to program it. But I want to know what I should be aiming for. Gameplay-wise. Going to start with top-down combat just because I'm more used to that, but the core logic is the same except for graphics and mouse input for isometric view.I don't want to just steal all of Pony Salvation's idea. Like you probably want a lot of different units that can change 'classes'. That's fine and I'll plan ahead for it, but that's not a focus.My current focus is to get a functioning prototype working. I've been making a lot of smaller games lately and have been getting better at working with larger games and how to structure and layout everything. tl;dr: Pony Tactics, what do you want in gameplay?I know very little of Fire Emblem and that seems like the common SRPG, I'm more familiar with FF Tactics.
>>11687244Become JJ or good at sewing
>>11687226Do they break into song and dance too?Like a real street gang?!AWESOME!
Does the advent of Twily's wings encourage or kill her chances of getting laid ordinarily?
>>11687226Smoking is bad. I'm reporting you to the principal.
>>11687200Didn't this nigga get a shirt with just this image to wear?>Making a shirt with your own picture on it
>>11687139I like my thighs but that its just something about the anatomy in that picture seems off
2 gay ponies getting married
>>11687270WAN. MIRRION. PONIS.
>>11687280Everyone's too intimidated by the wings to think they've got a chance with her so they pay her no nevermind
>>11687275>Do they break into song and dance too?Sure why not, they've already got the rhyming down patand I'm sure they've worked out a great rhythm
>>11687145>tfw Kevin is PM now>tfw he supports gay marriage>tfw he's only going to be PM for a few monthsI am cry
>>11687244Imagine you work a comfortable IT job, now imagine you spend 100% of your disposable income on pony stuff.
>>11687234But that's the thing, she is taking requests. They've been taking a dive though, I don't understand how that could even happen so much.And the time she does spend here, most of what I see is her either making completely off-topic posts, calling other posts notpony, and complaining about how 'summer' it is in here.
>>11687288Jesus Christ, how progressive
>>11687288Pon isnt gay, pon swings both ways
>>11687291I don't know what that means.
>>11687302they're going to start singing aren't they.AREN'T THEY!?
>>11687271>>11687265But I can't do either of those things.
>>11687226They dont' look like negroes.
>>11687271How much did Hoppip's sex plush sell for?
>>11687320Then get the fuck out!
>>11687319While snapping their fingers.
>>11687305>2013>Australian election>not just drawing dicks all over your ballot
>>11687288>Apple is the man in the relationshipAbsolutely disgusting
>>11687189hmmm. Can't think of anything off the top of my head.>>11687280encourage. Wings are much more dexterous than hooves and they look pretty on her.
>>11687333$300something if i recall
Abandon thread before we get trapped in another Disney Musical sponsored by Hasbronies.It's nothing but pasta from this point on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjwtQ3GoWI
>>11687275>>11687302why did i imagine them dancing to AND I AM PLAYING THE GAME, THE ONE THAT'LL TAKE TO MY ENDgoddammit lolicatgirls, /f/ has fucked my brain
>>11687333Man, I really wanted that thing too.Use it to hold my stuff....No seriously I would use it to hold my pens and shit.
>>11687064nope, i don't have a good picture of it
>>11687345R-red?Please say no
>>11687358Did someone say... loli cat girls?
>>11687307She doesn't take requests.
>>11687370I didn't watch up to this part. So her hair grows out, she grows actual pony ears and wings?
>>11687370Better than what I was trying to look at.
>>11687333$704 dollery doos
>>11687404>It prints money!
>>11687270I know promises of games are common here and actual games aren't. I could say I'm serious or that I won't quit but that's also just as common. Expect a post tomorrow on my progress.
>>11687376BCS can you please put your dragon dick reference folder in dropbox, i need it.
>>11687376>>11687358http://images.4channel.org/f/src/lolicatgirls.swfsomeone please draw the cmc doing this dance, on top of chariots and shit
>>11687337And swinging their dicks
I want to marry you.
>>11687431Everyone is married to Princess Purple
>>11687423I don't have such a thing. Do you not use google images?Google hemipenis. derp.
>>11687374Oh, I remember now. That's a little ways back (in internet time).
>>11687431You aren't Applejack.
>>11687431My heart belongs to Rarity, I don't even like you that much.
what is googlehttps://www.google.com/search?safe=off&site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=858&q=hemipenis&oq=hemipenis&gs_l=img.3...456.1991.0.22220.127.116.11.0.0.0.151.723.5j4.9.0...0.0...1ac.1.18.img.Ip1G15s8MCcalso the gameyou just lost it
>>11687446Did Celestia Quest happen already?
>>11687423>Fantasy penis referencesJust look at Lizard dicks and use your imagination.
>tfw there is no longer any future for STEM professionals in America
>>11687404What? I don't remember it selling for such an insane amount. Wasn't it more around $100-200?
>>11687438I'm the only one married to Twilight.
>>11687386She also pretty much stays airborne from that point on which i thought was a nice touch
>>11687450But what if I was?
>>11687460Nope, 30 minutes to go till it starts.
>>11687464>le its hard being a conservative brony face
>>11687464He has a fedora, how can anyone take this guy seriously?
>>11687474His other regular plushes that didn't get a lot of press did, but he sold the sex toy on some kind of furry ebay-like site.Sold really well because of the attention.
>>11687474It says on the KYM page that it sold for £460 GBP or $704 USD
>>11687462Isn't Gabe Newell a brony?
The pink must flow
>>11687464>Be Conservative.>See this.>Feel bad about it now.
>>11687504>>11687484>>11687458>>11687439Why'd you take your trip off? You can't keep telling everyone to filter you if you just shitpost as Anon anyways.
>>11687546Yes, and his favorite pone is Rainbow Dash
>>11687546he is whatever provides the most sales
>>11687562LIAR, IT'S PINKIE
>>11687464>I AM THE MAN in the relationshipI can't take anything in this picture seriously
>>11687464>is 26>looks 13
>>11687554She put another on and called it AppleJack
>>11687508Oh, guess I mixed it up with his regular ones then. Just remembered Hoppip plushies never selling for much
>>11687464I have an entire folder dedicated to bronies.This is the best fandom.
>GG starting Zebra Twins quest on the sub>Playing a young mare>"Try not to get raped"
>>11687562I thought he was a Pinkie guy?
>>11687554I don't think you know who you are talking to anymore.
>>11687574He looks like he is trying to eat his own chin too.
>>11687464>26Hahaha, no way, he looks like he's maybe 14-16.
>>11687582They are quite special, yes
>>11687568>>11687589i literally asked him myself, but have since lost the e-mail
>>11687575UhyeahI got that. But do I seriously have to keep filtering her?
>>11687587Are you trying to play out some kind of stupid "what if" situation or is GG really running a quest
>>11687552Every ideology and viewpoint has people that makes all the others who share it look bad.Don't worry too much.
>>11687582It's a good thing we all look like chiseled macho men.Come, let us ripple our muscles at one another!
We brone now?
>>11687606It's a lot of work and until a mod bans her, we're stuck with it.
>>11687616MA-CHO MA-CHO MEEEEN
>>11687601That guy creeped me out man. He'd beyond awkward nerd territory, and into mental problems territory.
>>11687620it was on my old computer. i remember breaking the news to /v/ but they diddnt believe me. then a few weeks later that interview came out and i felt like one smug son of a bitch
>>11687616/mlpg/'s /fit/izen bro-culture is second only to /sp/
>>11687630You could also, like, not care
>>11687646What a dwarf
>>11687630Bans don't work so great.what is proxy and TOR and public libraries and Internet cafes
>>11687616Let's go get swole and talk about our favorite episodes, chums
>>11687648That would be FAR too easy for MLPG to do.
>Be overweight by 20ish lbs.>Body frame hides it.Feels good.
>>11687669I feel like I have answered this already but Cutie Mark Chronicles, Nightmare Nightmare and Keep Calm and Flutter On.
>>11687686oh god what have I gotten myself into
>>11687669The one with Pinkie Pie, is the best
>>11687664You can't even afford the $10 to go back to the shithole you came from, you definitely couldn't afford using an internet cafe just to avoid a ban
>>11687694>People notice, they're just too nice to say it.
>>11687699>>11687713The Internet cafe is free.Your loss.
>>11687699Well, lets seethe first thign that comes to mind as twist-like in the movie is this particular girlwith the big ass glassesyes I know it's not twist I'm gonna get the movie up in a moment, but just in case I can't fidn her you should consider her a base for the eqg twist model at the very leastand now to skim through equestria girls
Is it true MLPG?Is it true that if I kill myself with love in my heart and pure intent I can be reborn as a pony in Equestria?
>>11687717I always find those hard to believe because I honestly can't see someone in a position like gabens sitting down and answering inane emails.
Wake up sheeple
>>11687669My favourite episode was probably the one where Flutterhsy overcame her shyness.
>>11687694Lift and run faggot.
>>11687717>Gabe likes RAMBO DOOSHNo surprises here.
>>11687734No, we changed the rules. You also have to take BCS down with you now.
>>11687741he is very well known for doing that though. he answers fan mail all the time.
>>11687664>tfw no pony stallions will never invade your personal space aggressively and make you sexually confused by getting waaay too close to your face and whispering lewd things in your earO sweet Death, take me now
>>11687734no you idiotstop going to tulpa threads
>>11687757But running makes me breath hard and sweat!I used to be athletic as fuck.This is what happens when you fucking stop.
>>11687717Gaben thinks Pinkie is best pony.
>>11687741>I always find those hard to believe because I honestly can't see someone in a position like gabens sitting down and answering inane emails.Gabe says he honestly tries to read all his emails. He sometimes and rarely replies. I also emailed him and told him to buy FiM and save it from Hasbro.
Tell me all your thoughts on CelestiaCause I'm on my way to see her!
>>11687733While you're at it, could you get some shots of shortstack Photo Finish?
>>11687779THEY ARE THE SAME PONY!
>>11687769That is strangely specific anon
>>11687780>I also emailed him and told him to buy FiM and save it from Hasbro.Did he reply?
>>11687780Everyone knows Pinkie Pie is best pony.
>>11687793SHE'S A HORSE
>>11687793She is a very pretty pony who should learn to relax more.
>>11687734What are you waiting for anon?Your ponies await youDo it now
>>11687733Oh god wtf did they do to carrot top.
>>11687782But that post wasn't JIDF at all.
>>11687793She has a really cute sister
>>11687802OH GOD, A FIGHT CLUB TWIST
>>11687793Tell her that I like her sister.AlsoBleach is an uncomfortable way to go, you sure you want it?
>>11687813>Did he reply?No.
>>11687793something something mommy horsie freudy horsie
>>11687733also with the movie open now here's a more body hot version of that particular charatcerokay searching for twist for real
>>11687814>Pinkie Pie is best ponyPffft, yeah, for FAGS!
>>11687827>Season4>Carrot is seen with massive glasses.
>>11687717>Gaben wants to go fast>but he can't
>>11687717anyone can make mistakesI used to think twilight was best pone
>>11687793I like the magical crown thingy and the long horn and wings.
Why do none of the EQG people have gigantic pillowy breasts?
>>11687793She has a mouth that would make a sailor blush. Bring some cigars
>>11687793I love her mane and her beautiful eyes and her wings and her calm character and it makes me quite sad that I will never enjoy a hug from her ;__;She also has a nice ass.
>>11687862Can't have little girls wanting breast implants.
>>11687847You mean the Fucking Awesome Guys with Style? Why, you are correct, anon!
Isn't this a show for little girls?
>>11687862>inb4 that rainbow dash inflation gif
>>11687853Gaben doesn't need to go fast to get somewhere.Things just come to Gaben as he needs themEven if it's a destination, he goes "I need to go there" and he is there.
>>11687847Real men wear pink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5n9ctMg_lw
>>11687845she also keeps appearing, also fuck why do i keep getting pcis of her
>>11687861I wonder how Twilight's mom deals with the fact that she can never live up to Celestia in her daughter's eyes
>>11687885Gonna have to be more specific there
>>11687810Oh, yeah, Saucer? Specific? How about FUCK YOU SPECIFICALLY?Remember this post, you double nigger? DO YOU?You did this to me!
>>11687889at least EQG was good about not having multiple copies of the same person on screen at the same exact time.
>>11687887No, anon. When Gaben needs to go somewhere, this "somewhere" being moved to Gaben's location.
>>11687897The EQG one where her arm looks like a breast
>>11687881still the best witch
>>11687894She probably goes on with her day normally. She has more important things to worry about, like her own house.
>>11687894By writing stories about adventures.
>>1167655He's crouching you dummy.
>>11687881>>11687919I really hope LWA gets a series. Or a movie. Or SOMETHING. I really want more of it.
>>11687908uh ... what?
>>11687894She's emotionally disowned Twilight, and you know what? Twilight's okay with that.
>>11687908Well he IS a handsome pony anon!
>>11687865>it makes me quite sad that I will never enjoy a hug from herhow cu—>She also has a nice ass.What would she think about that comment?
>>11687894By being the best mom she can be for her daughter.Also she participates in illegal streetfighting to relieve stress.
>>11687938tears of laughter
also I realsie this isn't twist but oh god what did they do to mr.cake, seriously
>>11687894They get together every weekend and enjoy smoothies.
How do I kiss a unicorn pony mlpg?Every time I do her horn pokes me in the face
>>11687951Oh, okay, now it makes sense.
>>11687969Look at him checking out that underage booty
>>11687975Hold them upside down when you kiss them, duh.
>>11687957Either laugh or give me a stern look.Though I wouldn't say that if she was present.
>>11687976welp.damn these generals, I can't hold all these fetishes
>>11687951that's true, yeahgoddammit I can't stay mad at you
>>11687975Just keep kissing, the horn telescopes. That's how they fit into hats.
>>11687975Try grabbing the horn and moving it up first, ya dork.Or, you know, tilting your head a bit?
>>11687997>say it out loud>she was standing right behind you
would you fight for your waifu?
>>11687975Dont worry, the horns are flexiblehttp://i.imgur.com/xrk7uPs.gif
>>11687997She has a knack of sneaking up on people.
>>11687999I've lost count of all the fetishes.
>>11687843Sometimes a horn is just a horn...
>>11687994I'm going to need a visual
>tfw deadmau5 is still a closet bronyhttps://twitter.com/deadmau5/status/337443972249157632
>>11687464>Ayn Rand>Fedora>Pink Pie>Using "somepone" to refer to people >I'm something of an intellectual>Serfdom in Equestria>I AM THE MANThis man must have no friends and super enabling parents.
>>11688018My sides exploded.
>>11688018Reese is super adorable, but nothing could replace Isabelle as waifu
>>11688023I know it's a horse giving a guy a blowjob but that little boop with her snout is too adorable.Something about their noses is just cute.
>>11688014>>11687997>this is her expressionBETTER THINK FAST
>>11688018(o ) ____ ( o)
I'm starting to think EQG Fluttershy is kind of prettyI guess I am really getting that desperate
also did someone say EQG photo finish?also I have a very strong suspicion twist might no be in this movie, unfortuantlyIt'd help if I had Dvd quality because then I could cap the whole movie for real
>>11688054Nope, I'm fucked.
>>11688065It'll go away once we start getting some S4 previewsIt's going to be okay anon
>>11688065she's a pretty slut
>>11688014>she's watching all of us while we post>she sighs and shakes her head as she sees each of us sitting at our computers, our posts appearing around her>tired of it all, she cuts off the magic>"I don't know why I keep watching them. I gotta find a hobby.">She's back the next night
>>11688035Imagine this, only instead of Spiderman, it's a pony.
>>11688014>>11688029>>11688054>sneaking up on herWhat an improper behaviour for a princess.Would she believe me if I told her I said sass and not ass?
>>11688018Fuck Cyrus, you worthless slacker. You don't deserve my alpacifu
>>11688035Can't draw now, maybe later.
>>11688092>pony stabs anon in the neck
>>11688099Obviously he's up all night fucking her brains out.You'd be the same if she was your wife.
>>11688091My clever plan has worked!!
>>11688065Y-you really think im pretty?
>>11688091>She sees AppleJack posting.>Assumes it's the real Applejack.
>>11688018Did anyone else read that doujin where she gets shaved and raped by villager while her husband is asleep?
>>11688091Hey Celestia, if you read this, please respond.Also tell your sister that she has to visit my dreams because.. uhm.. I have bad nightmares or something like that
>>11687742>Wanting a specifically white wife>being white>1994
>>11688117If you don't link it, I'll never forgive you.
>>11688114reminds me of that one picture of naked humanized fluttershy's butt with inhumanly long legs
>>11688117No, no one saw it
>>11688111who is this now?
>>11688070I still don't get it, why did they grow ears and wings?
>>11688110>Obviously he's up all night fucking her brains out.That would explain why she's giving me so much money for trash
>>11688117LINK THAT SHIT, ASSHOLE!
>>11688114She seems to be enjoying herself...
>>11688114Don't ask questions, just get in the van.
>>11688121yescome to me
>>11688003Its ok anon its not like posted him wearing his adorable little orange bandana or somethingoops
>>11688070I've confirmed Twist hasn't appeared in the movie (that I can currently see)sorry moronsonofboron
>>11687887Gaben is never late, Anonymous. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
>>11688141Because fuck you, horse magic.
>>11688123Dear Anonymous,She's been to your dreams before. Please go outside and find some friends.-Princess Celestia
>>11688145What happened to her other eye?
>>11688146You need candy, anon.Did you forget to bring the candy?
>>11688141>we want the furry audience
>>11688141to sell toys
>>11688163I have fruit salad
>>11688131>>11688143http://exhentai.org/g/602553/37840c88e3/It starts on page 26.
>>11688148Oh my god, I've never even noticed that bandannagod I want to pull his face in towards mine with ithow do you have so many of these pictures
>>11688158Dear Anonymous,Princess Luna thinks you are a total weirdo and pervert and says please stop writing letters to her and Rainbow Dash, they are not your waifus.Also, go outside and get some sunshine during daytime hours, you are not nocturnal. And get some other hobbies, ponies do not cure depression.Yours Truly,Princess Celestia
>>11688186God damn it.
>>11688115>Dear Twilight,>Please keep an eye on your friend Applejack.>That shitposting earth pony is only alive because of you>Your loving mentor,>Princess Celestia
>>11688114I mean... I wouldn't mind cuddling with her.
>>11688196>ponies do not cure depressionWHAT IS PARTY OF ONE
>>11688158Dear Princess Celestia,I don't remember her ever visiting my dreams. Does she hide? There is no reason to be afraid, I promise!I also totally went out today to take the trash out. Can I come to Equestria now?Your husbando,Anon
>>11688152>Gaben has never lost his remote.>Or lost his left sock in the dryer.>His smoke detectors have never needed a battery change.>He has never missed a call.>He is never late.>Half Life will never be released.
>>11688223I should probably just let you figure it out, but there is a plugin you can find.
>>11688234Of course Half Life is released, there's even two of them!
>>11688145Why is she so lumpy
would you play with Fluttershy's silky-soft pubic tuft
Tomorrow will take us awayFar from poneNo one will ever know our trips and namesBut the pones' songs will remainTomorrow, not all will be poneAnd you'll be aloneBut don't be afraidIn the dark and cold'Cause the pones' songs will remainThey all will remainIn my thoughts and in my dreamsThey're always in my mindThese songs of ponies, ponoes and poneAnd horses,Come close your eyesYou can see them, too
Dear "Princess Celestia",Please stop trying to fool those people into believing that I am writing to them. Your imitation is in poor taste.Yours in truth,Princess Celestia.
Celestia Quest resuming now.>>11688246
I'm sending all of these to Celestia
>>11688037>https://twitter.com/deadmau5/status/337443972249157632The hell is this?
>>11688267Go away, we're not talking about you.
>>11688252>tuft>not the most righteous bush everI suppose you're entitled to your tastes, but...
>>11688275Her tail isn't colored
>>11688231Dear Anonymous,If I ever see your face in Equestria, I'LL BE THE ONE TAKING THE TRASH OUT!OOOOHHH YEEAAAHH,Princess Celestia
>>11688292Oh, I guess I could try to fix it
DAILY DOSE, MULPEHGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdBDbGEdyEM#420BlazeTheLoveFaggot
>>11688266Dear "Princess Celestia",Please stop trying to fool those people into believing that I am writing to them. Your imitation is in poor taste.Yours in truth,Princess Celestia.
>>11688285thank you sexual colt
I want to run my fingers through Fluttershy's lucious butt tufts and circle them around her ponut
>>11688257http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_tORtmKIjEI fucking love this song.
Is there a 'dear princess celestia' tumblr yet?A little brone, but it might be fun to do that later.
>>11688275WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
>>11688298Dear Princess Celestia,that was uncalled for.Farewell,Anonymous
>>11688252>>11688286>Talking about a yellow cartoon horse's pubic hairI forgot why I ever left you General
Are you truly anonymous DuckDuckGo.com? Are you truly truly anonymous?
I haven't written any letters to you, and I'm not planning on it until you learn to write properly with pen and ink.
>>11688334I don't think so.Do it, I will drown your askbox in letters
Dear Marker,By the time you read this I'll be dead. This is how I think it's gonna happen: Leth will boop me, then I'll boop Leth, then Ross will enter and get shot by Leth. Then you'll come in and get booped by Anon, Leth, and I multiple times.Sincerely, The Old Horse. P.S. Then two mods will read this letter and boop each other
>>11688352But I did
Dear Princess LunaI am a big fan of yours.You are my favorite princess in all of Equestria. You are smart and very pretty and you have an amazing mane.I hope you get more screentime next seasonIf I ever make it to Equestria I hope we can be friends. Yours always,Anon.
>>11688351Hell no.Nothing is truly anonymous anymore
>>11688252I would tickle and lick Fluttershy's everything.
I really hope there's an episode or a comic about Luna fucking around in other people's dreams like it was Sandman.
>>11688342well, I was just talking about pubic hair, in general, actually.
>>11688422go boop yourself anon
Stop posting lewd things about Fluttershy, you're making her nervous.
>>11688419Would you tickle her hooves?you literally can't
>>11688377Alright.I'll try to have it up in a couple days.
>>11688449nervous fluttershy is my fetish
This pony wants to trade her pokemon with you so it evolves, then trade it back. Will you accept?
>>11688449I'd make tender love to a Fluttershy in estrus
>>11688464I take the trade and give her a caterpie, then run off with her Gengar
>>11688464I only play digimon, sorry.
Sometimes pony care too much
>>11688464Fuck yes.Which pokemon is she trading for my awesome haunter?
>>11688449What's so wrong about wanting to make her orgasmically happy?
>>11688506N-no, dont disappoint me Nobody
>>11688465Do you think you have what it takes to satisfy her?
>>11688431>trots into Dash's dream>Dash is racing Spitfire but she's slow as molasses>Fluttershy is drinking tea with Angel who is her father for some reason>she sips the tea which tastes like green disappointment>goes to Twilight Sparkle's dream which is a bunch of words and text from her late night studying>briefly stops into Rarity's dream where she keeps dreaming that she's waking up>grabs a few apples from Applejack's dream who's dreaming about going to work>eats it while watching Pinkie Pie's dream which plays out like an action movie
So what is MLPG up to tonight?
>>11688372>Not wanting to fuck furiously, and cum inside, Reese while Cyrus is sleeping in the corner unknowing of the entire encounterStep up your unf, Anon.
>>11688534I failed a test on objective and subjective pronouns at my trade schoolI'm contemplating how to become internet famous so I don't have to deal with the real world
>>11688530I'd like to see this. I would REALLY like to see this. Bonus points if each pone's dream has a different visual style to it.
>>11688518well I could certainly tryshe can experience firsthand what a pianist can do with his fingers
>>11688534Writing letters to Celestia
>>11688530Like that Spongebob episode where he goes into the dreams of all of his friends. Yeah that would be great.
>>11688188He is a background pony anon.I know.
>>11688577You and your bobcuts.You should draw ponies with bobcuts.
>>11688591We already have that exact thing.
How clothed is the optimal pony?
>>11688602he did, once
>>11688591>patrick is just there in endless nothing riding one of those toy horses that are outside gas stations and malls while spongebob shows him the infinite possibilites of the dreamworld>he runs out of coins>cant even dream more coins
>>11688593How many pictures of background ponies do you have?
>>11688534Ironing out living arrangements for when I start school again.
>you will never lovingly fist a princess
>>11688611Please to elaborate
>>11688252>You'll never cuddle her in your lap>You'll never slip your hand down the front of her skirt>You'll never gently palm her mound for what feels like an eternity to her
>>11688639My cat's name is Princess. And she IS going to be in heat soon...
>>11688636forget that noise.>>11688593How many pictures of that specific pony do you have?
>>11688639fisting isn't hot
>>11688636Not nearly enough>>11688671More than I had a few minutes ago as I just made that gifIt spreads!
>>11688682You gotta fist real slow and gentle-like, anonLike you're making love to her with your fist
>>11688639Fisting Celestia would be like punching a sun
NEW HORSE PLZ
>>11688706A very cold sun.
>>11688688making pony gifs is pretty funI just made this one cause I was tired of that low res versionwell fuck you image cap, next thread
>>11688710We ran out
>>11688706A hot, wet, velvety, clenching sun.
>>11688645Image resolution is too largehttp://derpibooru.org/181913?scope=scpe2159fdb677defb0b577ee1d183c6f95157f4ef3a
>>11688724NEW GIRL PLZ
>>11688650>you'll never tease her labia with your fingertips while fondling her chest with your free hand...this is human, right?
>>11688706So... you'd hit in like the fist of an angry God?
>>11688775celestia, you've farted in my face before
>>11688763No, but if you carry her around like a glove you can hit things with the fist of an angry god.
>>11688791>Breadfarts.Ah memories...Celestia smelled like a Subway...
Someone please make a new horse so I can go to bed
>>11688805because you have ashura on your other hand?
Celestia has taken human form and is now your neighbor. What do, MLPG?
>>11688821Delicious chocolate croissants in the royal bedroom~
>>11688821dont make me summon Exodia
>>11688841this is the horse that never endsyes it goes on and on my friend
>>11688861Wish her well in her principal job.
>>11688861Fall in love with her and act a fool trying to earn her favor and affection.
>>11688873SOMEONE MAKE A NEW HORSE ALREADY
>>11688861Break into her house and bring her breakfast to bed when she wakes up.Would be worth it.
>>11688861That depends, is she seven feet of muscle-toned curves and humongous pillowy breasts?
>>11688915What the hell are you doing
>>11688915YOU FUCKED UP
>>11688926No, she's a fat, tanned wrinkly grandma with dyed hair that looks like she just got back from Florida.
>>11688957nawt big enuff
Somebody make a new general, and we'll let BCS talk to herself for an hour or two in the one she made.
>>11688955>>11688955>>11688955Sweeter horse here!>>11688955>>11688955>>11688955
>>11688915>>11688989>>11689010what even is this
>>11688964Par for the course!#beef
I love Twilight
>>11692450Me too anon. Me too.