RISE AND SHINE MULPUGSleepy horse: >>11647965
I AM THE GREATEST
sadanon needs ponies, cute poniesWe would be amiss if we didn't provide more...
I've been up for 3 hoursI've already run 4 miles in a thunderstorm and watched the sun riseWhat have you accomplished so far fellow horsefuckers
laugh every timeDHX definitely got the better of Hasbro here
>>11652543I ran 5 miles.
>>11652520>posting your own pictures as OP image
>>11652543I stayed up all night drawing.My legs hurt.
>>11652543I killed about 5 people with my castle defenses.
is anyone from the night thread still about who wants to see a sexy horse story?it's twishythe most ignorable ship
>>11652543staring blankly at my wallpaper of Equestria Girls Rarity waiting for motivation to hit me
>>11652560>Twishythere should be more of that
>>11652543I farted my way out of an elevator.
>>11652560I love Twishy!https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=119729
>>11652560YesYes I do
>New poniator animation>It's based on a MLPG post>That I wroteI feel giddy
It's like Hasbro doesn't even understand studios made up of 350 people are going to be pissed off when you deliberately sack the good show for crap...
>>11652560>TwishyEhI'll take it
>>11652543I let Twilight amputate Rarity's left leg. Thanks to some kind of miracle Rarity didn't die.
>>11652584>>11652581>>11652578SHABLAMhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/111542/arf-or-twi-and-shys-heavy-pettingfeaturing Twilight, Fluttershy, a wolf costume, and pet-playenjoy?
>>11652543im just sletching guns right now wish i had some weed
>>11652602Aha! You clever thing, you tricked me. It was already written!
>>11652543I tried to cry myself to sleep but I failed and rolled over onto my laptopMaybe I'll do something tomorrow
>>11652543I drew half a pony ass today
>>11652543i managed to get out of bed..............................oh and get on mlpg........................
>>11652602>wolf costumemy boner is readyi, however, am not because i'm about to leave for workdamn it darf
Darf's story is giving me feels already
>>11652543Found a place where I can get helium.
>>11652602>Heavy pettingI like this already
>>11652632it's a little more 'romantic' than my usual stuffi don't do well with girl on girlbutmaybe it still works?
at werk thingken about zebbers
>>11652602>still no HarshwhinnyXChickenbutt/Mayor story yetWay to drop the ball, darf
>>11652620mmay i see it
>>11652543I tried out Bulleit for the first time. Not bad at all, looking forward to drinking some more.
Twilight is the wolfy. Haha. love it.Twilight Princess ruined me on wolves forever
>>11652639It's fine.Gosh, artists and writers are all the same. "My stuff sucks, I'm terrible" and it's actually really good.
>>11652672i actually don't usually think thatjust with stuff i'm not comfortable writingsuch as the abovegimme something i can put a dick into and i'll go forward with great aplomb
>>11652628>High fructose corn syrupi'm dying
>>11652662IT'S SHITKILL YOURSELF AND REEVALUATE YOUR LIFEThat or practice more I guess...
Why is MULPUG so obsessed with deer?
>>11652681Rarity and Twilight use a dick spell and spitroast anon
>>11652543I drew a bunch of hips.
>>11652687It's just an one shitpostr
>>11652602Oh man, I really like that interactionYou Fluttershy tends to be really endearing, darf
>>11652699But why is it deer?
>>11652700where did that horses face go>>11652709either that or horribly depressing
>>11652687it's artanon's fault
>>11652711Because deers are huge attention whores and dicks
>>11652714Dammit darf I hate you so muchwrite a story about mai waifu
>>11652714Well, that kind of goes hand in hand with being endearingPeople tend to not feel depressed when bad stuff happens to nonsympathetic characters
>>11652727spoiler alertthat's the only episode of the show i've never watchedHorizon says she's pretty cool thoughsomaybe some day
>>11652715>>11652718Fair enough.Have this horse before I leave to do stuff.
>>11652739Someone should draw AJ punching a horse and saying horses suck
>>11652711>that pic>Chance gets ahold of Meadow.jpg
>>11652736>that's the only episode of the show i've never watchedOf course
>>11652736darf plzwatch that episodeyou'll probably like chickenbutt
>>11652662>not drawing pon butt and gunsYou a commy son?
>>11652749>>11652748i already have enough improbably waifusi don't need moretfw that lyra fic will never exist
Which contributor would you like to lactate for you(male or female)?
>>11652753Why would you be surprisedthat game has always been full of memes and pony references
>>11652753>features Buttstallionwelp, gotta get it. How much is it?
>>11652753I'd a stallion's butt
>>11652543I've been up for twelve hoursI worked for ten, got home and now I'm getting drunk
>>11652774>included in season passNevermind. Time for buttstallion.
Hey DarfHow well do you rhyme?
>>11652791well, i did write like, half that poetry anthology that i posted recentlythough it was partly free versebut, uhi'm okay at it, i guess
>>11652772I would lactate for pony if they made me a busty lady
>>11652753Photo or something?
>>11652748Do you see now AppleDan?Do you see what not watching the show brings?Only suffering.
>You will never attend an exclusive MLPG lactation party, where everyone forms a circle and sucks the milk out of the nips of the person next to them
>>11652791I don't like where this is going.
>>11652810I did not believe but now I see
>>11652838AppleDan do you just waifu her just for potential sex or everything about her
It looks like shit
>>11652865This does not satisfy me as much as I thought it would
>>11652872you might want to check your filters, because there have been multiple posts in the last five minutes
>>11652889That's what they said about Equestria Girls designs too.ZING!
>>11652903Noone here said that. We've always considered them to be really shitty. Dash is still somehow cute.
what if pones and going fast
>>11652884But I only have /b/ shitpsoters and BCS filtered.
>>11652903>That's what they said about Equestria Girls designs too
>>11652915then start posting ponies?
>>11652753WHAT THE FUCK. I meant to post this image. I don't even have that image on my hard drive and I got muted for 15 fucking minutes. I'm mad as fuck right now.
>>11652912I'm pretty sure I asked Nobody to draw that
Eh close enough
*wwalk into thread**gets dubs*
>>11652934People still play this?
>>11652956No, that's why they have to pander to bronies for extra dosh.
>>11652934Where the fuck is my Trixie hat in tf2?I'd pay real dosh for that
Why haven't you applied to be an Equestrian trap?
>>11652934>>11652941It's quite funny how retarded /v/ can be sometimes>you can delete games from you steam library, right?
>>11652984>you will never be the slutty trap stallion
>>11652984I question it's existence and it's purpose
>>11652983>we got you a Reddit hat, what more could you want!?
>>11653005They arent trade able so I'm glad I never see them
>>11653004it does exist: http://cage-aux-pone.tumblr.com/the purpose seems to be a combination of fun _______ and collaboration
>>11653015Whatever makes them feel pretty I guessStill sideshow freaks in my book
>>11653015incidentally, trap snails anthro is slowly getting to me.
>>11652934>>11652941I wonder if it will talk.And hey Jack is back. That's always a plus.
>>11653048Who is that pone on the left sandwiching Sweetie with AB?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CclzM_Be0Qg&feature=player_embedded"It's okay if you're an obnoxious sack of ADD as long as you get your friends laid.""If you get raped, yelling solves everything."
>>11653072it's Lyra on Bon-Bon and Pinkie on Mr. Cake with Fleur in the middle
pones wanna be touchedoh-ooohsomebody please put your hands on pony
>>11652791I'm already liking these guys
>>11653107Lyra plshumans aren't real and only monsters have hands
>>11653123>frothyw-whatI don't think that's a property semen should have
>>11653130frothy, squelchy, pendulous horse cunny
>>11653142>pendulous horse cunny
>>116531420/3 unfsI would apply a penalty for using the word 'cunny' but you're already at the minimum score
>>11653142>>11653123applying all these properties is actually turning me off of these thingsChrist, it's like you guys dont know what subtlety is
>>11653163>>11653160Yes, OPPP, we saw it.Now we know why you always wear horse panties.But, you shouldn't be ashamed.
>>11653183>OPPP>Not Pinoit Noir
>>11653202>Pinoit Noir>not Purple Zinfandel
>>11653110I think everyone likes them.
>>11653210You'd be wrong.
>>11652934I loved borderlands 1, it was fun as fuckI was so exited for 2And then they put it full of shit and it suddenly gets some kind of mainstream go to game.I still play it sometimes though, with friends.
>>11653210>no you dumbass
Pone has spurs that jingle jangle
>>11653232>tfw I beat it with a coworker and haven't launched it since
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>>11653295I'd befriend herwe might even be gym buddies
>>11653237Its a nice song. Those oldies really have meaning to it. I would so sing this song to Rarity as it best describe her so well.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3EJjosetQI
>>11653295ahhhh, fat bottomed girlsyou make the rockin' world go round
>>11653295most certainly, sir
>>11653295Like the Fist of the North Star.
>>11653301What is Twily so hyper about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CclzM_Be0QgI remember this post
>>11653295Not nearly pony enough or male enough.
>>11653353I remember someone made that list too! It was the best list in describe each lesson. There was even a cap too.
>>11653353Amazing.I wouldn't have thought that your brain was capable of doing that.
>>11653295Like a wrecking ball
>>11653318That song describes Rarara perfectly
>>11653353This is pretty good>>11653378>
>>11653353Yeah, I remember writing that postHaving two guys voiceact it was great enough, but now Poniator even made an animation out of it, so awesomeI swear if any of those becomes a brone meme I will sudoku
>people referring to rarity as rarara outside MLPG
>>11653353That poniator guy surely is a huge faggot.
>>11653419If it's in /mlp/ then it's normal
>>11653419I know it's a thing that will never happen, but I think it would be hilarious if that were how Rarity referred to herself when she's drunk because she can't say her own name after consuming alcohol
>>11653403I wish that anon did season 3 and that movie now.
>>11653419>people referring to rarity as rarara
MLPG, a thread should beThat's often
>>11653419Everytime when drawing or animating, I name the layer folders rarara.
>>11653440I did S3, but no one screencapped ithttp://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S8378558#p8380834
>>11653440And the pilots.
>>11653463WA HAHARA RARA
Why is Darf so good at making fetishes appealing?I swear I never liked gangbangs, musk, and pet play until I read his stuff.
>>11653440The vocaroo anon was here earlier, and said he'd be up for it if someone were to write summaries like that.The guy who made the S1-2 summaries also made S3 (8380834 on heinessen) but it wasn't as good, imo.
>>11653419>muh secret club!
What do kids think of eqg?
>>11653446Rarara Ara Ara
>>11653459>that marker filename
>>11653483>Tofu will never draw for us again
>>11653479Noone has any idea, there's no way to tell. Meghan's kids of course liked it but they share DNA so it's not indicative of anything.
>>11653504in the post immediately after the one linked he just posted as !TOFU
>>11653479I think they're quite healthy for ya. I sometimes have one or two for breakfast.
>>11653479Kids are crazy about teenagers who used to be horses
>>11653419>being surprised that things from 4chan make their way out to the rest of the internet
>>11653210>no you dumbassgets me every time
>>11653505What if I'm also a McCarthy but didn't like it?
>>11653581It doesn't count if you aren't closely related to the one writing for the show.
>>11653479You tell mehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt2908228/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rtYes, its inaccurate but its better then nothing.
The great hiatus of our time.
>>11653646Well it IS the longest one yet.
>>11653639All of those under 18 are 14-17 year old bronies.
>>11653661Is it wrong that I can't wait for Bronycon? I want to see an interview of the VAs about EQG.
>>11653662>no goat beard
>>11653721They're gonna give the most generic answers about everything. Most of them probably either didn't like it or actually doesn't give two shits about FiM, so it's just gonna be the usual "IT WAS GREAT FUN I REALLY ENJOYED IT AND THE WRITERS DID AN AMAZING JOB" and stating the obvious.
>>11653721It's going to be depressing.
>>11653721I secretly hope there will be a season 5... and 6... I don't want mlpg to ever go away.
>>11653754it'll be depressing because I cant afford to go >you will never have sex with an MLPG anon
Dash is a potato
>>11653768I wish I had enough money to buy tickets for all of you.I... I'm a failure.
>>11653778no anon, she is your waifu
>>11653765Please have mercy.
>>11653768>sex with an MLPG anon>not multiple anons
>>11653765pretty sure mlpg will persist long after the show is cancelled
>>11652602>Fluttershy is into bestiality>Twilight thinks it's totally hotAaaand I'm outta here
>>11653780where is it again
>>11653794>cancelledBURN THE HERETIC
>>11653519Man he totally lost it back then, didn't he?
>>11653765This >>11653785Unless we get new characters or use the CmC and the show still follow the slice of life without the teenage bull crap (I LIKE SHOPPING! I LIKE BOYS!) then maybe.
>>11653795>what is petplay
>>11653078>IF EVERYTHING ELSE FAILS BECOME A BUREAUCRAToh my godthat's beautifuli cant stop laughing
>>11653836>season 5 mlp>CMC are now the age of mane 6>the mane 6 story is over>it follows their adventure
Well... time to watch EqG.Wish me luck.
>>11653831couldn't even get there even if i had a ticketcan't drive, nor do i have friends to pony with
>>11653863Brace yourself for bad writing
>>11653078IF GOD ISNT REAL THEN WHY IS HE A HORSEATHIEST: 0CELSTIA: 1
>>11653863Dead man walkin!
>>11653863Good luck, anon.And if you are a Twilightfag, prepare for the worst.
>>11653863friendship saves the day
>>11653863I'll get your coffin ready
>>11653863I haven't seen it yet eitherwho's got a link for me?
>>11653863>mfw watching eqg
>>11653872But then why is she an apple?ATHIEST: 0CELSTIA: 1APPLE FAMILY: apple
>>11653878>mfw scene with twilight blushing on obvious love interest
>>11653836Think the CMC would get new voiceactors then?
>>11653896LEEK HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ade-VyDI2cw
>>11653911Do the current VA want to do more ponies? That is the question. I would bet they would stop here and there is a high chance the CmC might get new VAs.
>>11653924still just a camripoh well, I'll go make myself a drink and get ready
Many pony's where harmed in the making of EQG;
>>11653924>>11653938Some anon is cropping, fixing audio and sound, shouldn't you wait for this ?
>>11653959unfbubble berry makes my gay button tingle
>>11653977If I'm wating for "some anon" to deliver I'll be here foreverI'm already to the awful intro, I might as well keep going
I just got made redundantpost ponies
>>11653959I love you like a brother. *hug*
>>11654019>horn not broken0/10
>>11654031I don't understandbut here's a wolfjack
*skitter* *skitter* *skitter*
>>11653977Wait, really?Forget the luck part, I'll wait for that thing.
>>11654056that's not a sound ponies should make
>>11654056>implying you can have this cheese Raramouse
>>11653984Boy, do i have the greentext for you
>>11654050these proportions confuse me
>>11654067Was there a deadspace pony crossover?
>>11654105but why?and most of them seem to be about the marker anyway
GIDDY UP, GIDDY UP, GIDDY UP UPGIDDY UP, GIDDY UP, GIDDY UPGIDDY UP, GIDDY UP, GIDDY UP UPGIDDY UP UPUP UP
>>11654092Wasn't there a game Fluffy started making that was never properly finished?
>>11654118>whyin this fandom this is a question without a good answer
>>11653959>not wanting to fuck pank while bubble fucks you
>>11654203>not wanting to fuck AJ while Big Mac fucks you
>woke up this morning and rubbed one out to the thought of Flitter and Cloudchaser double teaming me>milked my balls dry and shot all over my chest>got in the shower and forgot that hot water turns cum into superglueStill worth it, morning wood faps are the best because you can feel each spurt coming out, they always make me grunt involuntarily and curl my toes
>>11654218>not wanting to suck off Big Macintosh while Shining Armor fucks you
why do girls like guys like this
>>11654219i once gave someone a morning blowjobit was fun
>>11654218I don't want to get ripped in half or die from being impaled.
>>11654141Here we go, found it.mixermike622.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Space-BETA-v0-35-267147708Also, hah, didn't know about him getting a shout on the Dead Space Facebook page.Damnit Moot, are Facebook links really being spamfiltered? If this goes through, I guess so.
>>11654227Only the retarded ones do, that's the issue with EG, since it implies that Twilight belongs amongst them.
>>11654230he's basically an average OC then
>>11654230>not updated with Douchemobile
>>11654227cause he can reach the other side of the rainbow
>>11654229Did you wake him up with one, or was he already awake when you started? Did you swallow his load?http://i.imgur.com/Oakj1b7.png
>>11654231As intimidating as he is, it's all marshmallow I hope
>>11654230He rides the douchemaro.
>>11654231he's very gentle
>>11654219Right after waking up and right before bed are the two best times. A good edging session will put me straight to sleep, that's what I used to do when I got insomnia.
>>11654261He probably has a bike too
Give me a reason not to stay in bed in the dark until I die.
>>11654245You call that a douchemobile?
>>11654272you have a job, right?go to work doing something you hate
>>11654227He's the exact same 1-dimensional waifu-fuel that Twilight and the others are, except for girls. It's hard to admit, I know.
>>11654273That's probably what he wanted for his super sweet sixteen, but his lame mom totally ruined his life and gave him a second-rank douchemobile instead. OMG what a total bitch!
>>11654273He's a teenager that plays the guitar and is the nice guy and et cetera and et cetera, that camarustang is the obvious choice and it makes the driver a huge tool either way.
>>11654292>responding to baitExcept they all have obvious and large flaws along with their positive characteristics. Brad doesn't have anything even remotely like that.
>>11654292>He's the exact same 1-dimensional waifu-fuel that Twilight and the others are in waifufiction and greentext, except for girls. FTFY
>>11654261Why the fuck are American children allowed to ride bikes but not drink until they are 21?
http://i.imgur.com/FOr7COv.jpgPonies love cum so much
>>11654319Because God doesn't support alcoholism but crashing into a tree is fine.
>>11654319>tfw I can buy military grade assault rifles at any sporting goods store at 16 in some statesAmerica stronk
>>11654319So that anyone stupid enough to become an alcoholic because it's a taboo will wreck their vehicle
>>11654344>military grade assault rifles>implying you can get a select fire at a sporting good store
>>11654319The funny part is the countries where dtrinking is allowed from young age do not suffer from alcohol related driving fatalities of teens. Reason is since they are used to it it's nothing big. To american teens getting their first drink is that "OMG I AM LE ALCOHOL" crap that makes them do stupid shit. It's the "forbidden" fruit.Same thing with speeding limits: countries that have none or the one USA state that had it for a few years had nearly a 60% reduction in fatalities.
>>11654362spain's roads are littered with memorial sites of people who crashed on their cars/mopeds
I'm taking Optimen, fish oil, lecithin, and longjack, seems to be working well. Typical load is 8 or so hefty spurts, but my highest was 11.http://i.imgur.com/LjUrAwQ.jpg
>>11654362You forget to mention that America is about 90% more dependent on driving than Europe, thus drunk driving is that much more common.
I've been out of the military for about six months now and my hair is long enough to do something with it. What's a good hairstyle for someone who has between one and a half to two inches all the way around?Would pones like the hair you have right now?
This conversation about alcohol is probably the most interesting thing we'll talk about today.
>>11654403I want to get drunk off pone
>>11654395America's roads are far straighter for longer stretches of time, Europe tends to have smaller, windy roads.
>>11654403Does pony cider have alcohol?
>>11654362You're forgetting that America has, y'know, significantly different cultural values and societal reliance on driving and personal automobiles than Europe.Christ, you literally cannot go anywhere in just LA, not even LA county or California as a whole, unless you own a car. Or are very, very patient with the shitty bus system/a rich fuck that can take a taxi anywhere and doesn't mind waiting an hour for the damn thing to show up.
>>11654424they say Cider only foams when it's alcoholic
>>11654424Its sugar water as they are made in an instant.
>>11652543I woke up to piss, then went back to bed for 30 more minutes because my alarm hadn't gone off yet and I refuse to be gypped out of sleep.
>>11654391i tried your edging thing but i think im doing it wrong, i just go soft after a short time.
>>11654436Have you ever had pressed juice? That shit foams, nigger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK9rjiW8S2Iturbo late I know
>>11654403My daily driver beer was always High Life, but I switched to Narragansett recently. It's an excellent budget beer and it tastes a lot better than High Life. I've also been really into Sierra Nevada Torpedo and Sam Adams Cream Stout. I'm actually heading out in half an hour to get some beer, any porter/stout recommendations?
>>11654419True, but it's been proven that long straight streches of road are actually less safe. Since there's no steering involved, people tend to get distracted by other things and pay less attention to the actual road more easily.
>>11652939Oh manDid you? I'm awful at requests, sorry.
How is MLPG today?If you could have dinner, cheap shitty dinner like McDonalds, with any pone, then which pone?
>>11654447You should finish those projects
>>11654458it's also been proven that more drunks will be able to walk in a straight line than be able to navigate an obstacle course
>>11654437Yea that's true, it needs to fermenet to make alcohol.
>>11654466Dash or Twilight
>>11654466your favorite poneand we will eat apple pies together
>>11654466Probably rainbow dash, the only pony who would try anything once (including meat).
>>11654466I lost my job. I'm great.
>>11654466Dash would probably be the best one to eat shitty junk food with
>>11654466Eh... Pinkie Pie, she loves any kind of dinner.
>>11654489I did not know Derpy like Apple Pie.
>>11654461don't worry about itit was pony going fast over water but I never saw if you came up with a sketch or what
>>11654505>derpybrony pls go
>>11654501you need to up the tolerance on your magic wand
>>11654513>>11654466Who are you?
>playing borderlands 2>thisI don't even.
>>11654517I only use paint.
>>11654450Do some google searching on it, there's a few different ways it's described that you might understand better than my explanation. The frenulum feels like a cord, hold a fingertip on it as lightly as possible and gently trace semi-circles, try to move your frenulum rather than moving your finger. It takes a little while to start feeling it, but once you've got it, the sensation keeps coming stronger and stronger in waves, it feels like your cock is a kinked garden hose as you get close, then when you finally cum it's incredibly satisfying. Don't squeeze like you would when cumming normally, consciously try to keep your PC muscle relaxed so your cum slowly oozes out rather than spurts. It's such a unique feeling, it's the most pleasurable technique I've ever used.
>>11654530you should stop doing that and get better toolshave a copy of sai for freehttp://derpy.me/sai4mlpg
>>11654426you could just ride a bike
>>11654344>military grade>assaultDo you want some babby targeting tacticool attachments with those?laughing_operators.jpg
>>11654466with my ponimouto
>>11654524A pointless namefag who philosophys.
>>11654527Just pretend the responses to these posts were aimed at you.>>11652934>>11652941
>>11654532>>11654450also this might help if you're a visual learnerhttp://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=EgK4i-C860-http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=hhh8E-C544-
>>11654507You know whatI just sorted my art folders last night, I have the sketch still. I'll see if I can work on it when I'm home.
>>>/v/196765638we don't want him
>>11654556Riding a bike is actually scary and difficult in any place not flat and without designated paths.
>>11654556Nah. You really can't in busy cities. The road rage is fuck all and you get stopped at every opportunity. Still i own a treadmill and run a mile every day though.
>>11654574Fuck you and stop bringing that shit
>>11654574neither do we
>>11654585stop being such a wuss>>11654591>living in a city
>>11654589Cheerilee doing science
>>11654574>Ross draws normal AC>LK draws fat Isabelle
>>11654588WHATLINK THAT SHIT
>>11654614Now everything is shit
>>11654585Hey, I bike from A to B occasionally.>>11654598Not living in a cityLuckily, I live in a place which is flat as fuck and has bike paths everywhere. I'm just saying I wouldn't be so keen on biking in hilly places.
>>11654542MLPG taught me some great masturbation techniques, you're all very knowledgeable on the subject
>>11654610>>LK draws fat Isabellewhatwh-PFFFFFFFThttp://nsfwlk.tumblr.com/post/53847366364/its-like-an-impulse-i-swear-when-youve-been
>>11654532>Don't squeeze like you would when cumming normallyWhat do you mean by that, I don't think I ever squeeze when I ejaculate, it just happens
>>11654642Ice cubes and banana peels are so last hiatus.It's all about frenulum edging and the stack in 2013!
Gee it sure is boring around here.
>>11654664stack was last year, too
Truly, I pity those who have not yet felt the grace of Reggie's gift upon mankind
>>11654569>http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=EgK4i-C860-I'm ashamed to admit that turned me on so much, fuck that looked like it felt so good
>>11654664when are we going to be anal play?I need to learn how to stretch my asshole open
>>11654675meh I don't like shit games.
>>11654664>ice cubeswhatI never bothered to try the banana peel thing, doesn't seem like it would feel better than your hand, and you'll get banana all over yourself.
>>11654664>Ice cubeswh-what?>peelswhat are you, some homeless guy?
>>11654675I've come to talk with you again.
>>11654589Pinkie playing jump rope with CMC
>>11654684>I don't like shit gamesbait
>>11654684>this guy again
>>11654569>>11654678>tfw no frenulum
>>11654675Come back to me when they made a pony version of Animal Crossing.
>>11654675At least I have horses to keep me up.
>>11654631Forget Isabelle, that mantis is adorable
>>11654678>>11654678You really do buck your hips and groan like that, you can't stop yourself, it's involuntary.
>>11654709I would if I could.
odds - finish celestiaevens - work on printbook
>>11654445But I already had that for four years...
>>11654675Am I the only one here completely indifferent to Animal Crossing? Or E3 "drama". Or any games or consoles?>inb4 you're never the only one
>>11654705even if you don't have one it still works, I'm circ'd and this is the most intensely pleasurable thing I've ever done to my penis
>>11654716>dino-fag will never finish his game
>>11654720Get back to twerk
>>11654396Go ask /fa/, they're good with stuff like this. Include a picture too, they won't go leejun on you over there.
>>11654723Nope.Videogame fags are more obnoxious than pony fags.
>>11654695just when i think ive seen all of what MLPG has to offer, you guys come up with something new
sex with rarity
>>11654699>>11654702>le epic bait xdnot everyone like your stupid child game.
>>11654723>Am I the only one here completely indifferent to Animal CrossingNo.>Or E3 "drama". Or any games or consoles?Probably.
>>11654721I know...pony finds it hot
evens - print bookodds - the last of us
>>11654746Get back to twerk
>demonshimmer is huge>and has mind-control magicit's a shame this character design is godawful
>>11654743Why can't I work in an office with her.
>>11654746EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' T'WERK
>>11654741Nope, not probably, I'm here.
>>11654737>icecubes>newmore like the one thing that's new here is u lol
>>11654678I'd cum like that if I ever got a tonguejob from Berry Punch, that's the most unfable thing I can think of, that soft, warm tongue teasing your head would take your breath away.
>>11654753I kind of want to draw her.Restyled, of course. I can't deal with those tiny torsos.
>>11654761What do you do with ice, hold it on your balls or something?
>>11654753yeahshe's not huge nor does she have huge guts
>>11654746>The last of us>Tess
>>11654769put it in your buttdid you even read the screencap
>you will never be killed by a 30 foot statue of a demonhorse
>>11654588>my hometown is famous for the pear!
>>11654772That sounds shitty, I can think of a million thing that'd feel better.
>>11654771>Tess actually answered my question sort of not reallyhttp://tessdraws.tumblr.com/post/51839498600
>>11654756You would never get your work done.It would be like The Office, except with ponies.
>>11654771WOWZA, that baby has a mustache, he is doing serious business?
Which one do you take?
>>11654793come up with a list of five things that feel better, try them all out (including buttice) and report back
>>11654793>sticking things up your butt>feels shitty
>>11654805I like these more.
>>11654769First, you turn in the direction you want to launch the projectile, then press R. This sends a marking projectile going in line with global range.When you press R again, to the current position of marking projectile is sent the actual missile which explodes on said position, dealing high damage, slowing enemies and instantly killing them when their HP falls below certain threshold. AoE increases with distance travelled.
>>11654805The yellow one looks like it wouldn't cause much trouble
>>11654678http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=QZG2p-C360-Thanks for making me get turned on by videos of men masturbating, MLPG, I don't need this shit right now.
>>11654800You say it like is a bad thing.>>11654805The Yellow one!
>>11654793Are you gay?
>>11654793try it. all you can lose is a bad fap and an ice cube
>>11654819I'm in the middle of a starbucks trying not to laugh over instructions on how to fire inter-continental buttcube missilesFuck you
>>11654830If you like putting things in your butt that's pretty gay.
>>11654805Purple one, please.
>>11654824Jesus H, that's a lot of fucking cum.
>>11654805all of them sexually
>>11654860No it's not you fucking faggot.
>>11654860Nothing wrong with sticking a few things in your ass if you're just trying it.
>>11654344i want this with flash thompson's faceor whatever that asshole's name is
>tfw no guy friend to tease his frenulum
>>11654396>pone will never give you a nice shampoo with happy ending
>>11654867>Jesus H, that's a lot of fucking cum.One day a pony is going to say this to me, one day.
>>11654903I'd let you if you didn't look at me and wore a towel to cover your head
>>11654466mai waifu pinkieshe doesn't mindi mean she'll even eat cupcakes with hot sauce so she isn't uppity about things like thatthat's why i love her
>>11654904>11654904.... a hair styling?
YOUR WAIFUI COMMAND YOU TO POST IT
>>11654918will you give me a collar too?
>>11654907>read that as JessyGuys stopI need to take a break from you.
>>11654903From our contributors, whose frenulum would you tease?Who would you want to tease yours?
>>11654904>you ask for a happy ending>they laugh at the tiny human dick
>>11654909That poor briefcase...
>>11654923AS YOU WISH
>>11654923Nah... I don't feel like it.
>>11654923>impying there are any real waifufags left here
post ponies fgts
>>11654922Oi Goat thanks for that Sweetie drawing. It's adorable as fuck. I love it.
>>11654909That look like it hurt. Is Rarity okay?
>>11654954I'm glad you liked it! I thought it got lost in the shuffle last night.
>>11654931I would tease cosmo or gpat train
>>11654904pone is very good at cleaningwould you let pone cleaning service clean your house60 bits per hour
>>11654953you can't control me
>>11654963DO IT FEGGET
>>11654953A Challenger Approaches
>>11654973I would, but I don't think I could afford that
>>11654973pone will clean exterior for extra 40 bits per hoursatisfaction guaranteed
>>11654963>>11654975ANON COME ONTHE PONIES, WHERE ARE THEY?
>>11654973That is a bit too expensive.
>>11654924I'd even get you a dog tag. You're gonna have to make me cum hard daily if you want the job, though.
>>11654931SB and __SB__
>>11654953But I don't wanna
>>11654969Superior version. fucking hate gauges
>>11654994>that pink ponywhy i laff
>>11654999pone will clean your computer for free as a gesture of good will
>>11654923Can I post two waifus?
>>11654995I FOUND THEM
>>11655002Deal, but I'm going to need at least one new outfit every two weeks
>>11655004Mi niggaBack off. He's mine
>>11655021>>11655024>Two waifusYeah...we're revoking your waifu license
>>11654931I want Libman to tease my frenulum, my life would be complete. I'm sure she takes extra good care of her husband, chubby girls give great head.
>>11654969>>11655016You're a piece of shit
It's almost over
>>11655020pone will organize your files for free too...o-oh mywhat's this folder labeled "pony"?
>>11655020Oh its Fluttershy? I would pay double!
>>11655025I would watch that movie
>>11655016Thank you anon, now I have more pictures of my waifu to love.
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>>11655043Fucking sweet, I loved Neverhood
>>11655045I don't have a folder labeled pony, who's computer are you even using?if you're this lax with personal information I'm not sure I want you accessing my files
>>11655045>organize my download folderimpossibru
>>11655045I'm sure I don't know, I don't have a folder labeled pony.
>>11655025I WANT THIS MOVIE TO HAPPEN!
>>11655032but she isn't chubbylook at that slim waistyou could just wrap your hands around itand her legs are nicely toned from all the bikingtoo bad you will never
>>11655042Can you smell the jealousy, you're just jealous because you picked a shitty waifu.
>>11655043They've been jumping up by crazy amounts over the past few hours. If they keep it up, they'll get it. I might chip in another $15 just because.
>>11654931xieril or goattrain.For both
>>11655032D-does she even have a husband?Does she even have a boyfriend?
Why haven't you drawn adult pictures of Pinkie's sisters yet and come up with ridiculous head canons?
>>11655081Because I'm not that much of a brodle
>>11654931EmptyAudio.None. I already have someone for that.
>>11655081Their names are Blinky and Inky, the gray one grows up to become a cellist and the other one inherits the farm from their parents, Clyde and Sue
>>11655072and her long elegant pianist fingers toobet they'd feel nice wrapped around your wrist
>>11655072God those legs are perfect, she could make you moan like a schoolboy with the tricks she can show you. Getting a footjob would be nice, I'd give her a sensual foot massage in exchange for one.
>>11655081They are boring, like their rock farming life style.
>>11655092Man, I would suck off EA so hard
>>11655098>those slender fingers tickling the underside of your head and playing with your balls
>>11655106Can we take turns?
>>11655028fite me bruv
>>11655106I want cosmo's dick
>tfw you have a friend who ragequits art because they say they suck, and they don't suck, they're actually pretty damn goodMaaan.
>>11655104I think they're very pretty.
>>11655110would you rather andrea with pinkie voice or flutter voice
Are you guys ever not horny or talking about new ways to play with yourselves
>>11655112sure, I'm not greedy
>>11655117every time ;_;
MLPG, you're scaring me again...
>>11655125no, not really
You know what is there anyone in MLPG who doesn't contribute in anyway, like I'm sure that almost everyone who visits the threads draws or writes. Or is there literally only one anon who has been here since /co/ and hasn't drawn or done anything?
>>11655122I bet they get down when nobody's watching
>>11655122True. Its a shame when they first appear, they got taken by grimdark emo faggots that made them into all those emo shit, thus discouraging more art of these sister for almost a year.
I have terse's phone number
>>11655132everything seems ordinary to me
>>11655123Flutter, I hate Pinkie Pie with a burning passion. Plus it's just plain sexy hearing all those dirty things about how hard she's gonna tease you come out of that sweet, shy pony's mouth. My personal preference would be Flutterbitch.Momma's SO proud
>>11655153>spike take all my money.png
>>11655150why did they have to show her buttstamp?why not just let the dress cover it?
>>11655148Hello anon who doesn't do anything.
>>11655153Is this thing a parody of something else?
>>11655135So be it. The survivor shall win the right to SB's D.
>>11655150Did that happen?
>>11655156>things coming out of her mouthI've got plenty for her coming in
Why aren't you drawing Chrysalis?
>>11655172>>11655126>EAfags confirmed for more reasonable than SBfags
>>11655168You, Me & Dupree
>>11655174Don't know but I have some cute drawings with them
>>11655172Good. Tomorrow. Same place. Same time. Don't be late.
Which pony can give the most sensual, teasing, skilled blowjobs that make your toes curl?http://i.imgur.com/3OSGDGS.pngMy money is on Cadence or Celestia.
>>11655189Because really what's cuter than A tea party with a spider?
>>11655196Fuck spider's, they're disgusting and belong outside. I kill every spider I see on sight in the house.
SS is shit villain, its like beta version of trixie
>>11655194Cadence, hands downCelestia probably has Cadence beat in experience, but she hasn't done it recently whereas Cadence is the princess of love
>>11655210>cadence>Better than RarityNigga get fucked
>>11655194>>11655210i actualy like the headcanon that cadence gives good head
>>11655210What if love != sex?
>>11655182Because having two people lavish attention on your dick is more of a gift than one, and EA's earned it.
>>11652520OP is wrong,Its like 8 pm.
>>11655210>cadence not saving herself for marriage and thus knowing dick all about sexanon pls
>>11655225>implying I wouldn't tenderly cup SB's balls while I try my best to choke him down
>>11655226It's not even 10am yet Anon.Hold your horses.
>>11655196>Because really what's cuter than A tea party with a spider?a spaghettimancer mantishttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1372169755688.png
>>11655190May the better win.>>11655225I want SB for myself.
>>11655240It's almost 8PM you faggot
>>11655238pretty sure SB isn't into roman showers anon. curb your enthusiasm.
>>11655245Pastamancer Pony>Spaghetimancer Mantis
>>11655255yeah, we'll see
>>11655194Princess Cassus Audia
>>11655253Yeah, maybe in SpiderDropBearLand
>>11655249Don't worry I will
>>11655274what an awkward and terrible name
>>11655275IT'S 3 AM THERE YOU UNCULTURED FAGGOT
>>11655204This is you without spiders in your home. You cannot win against giant moths.
>>11655290WATCH OUT FOR THAT KANGAROO BITCH
>>11655281Pride comes before a fall, faget.
>>11655260>not wanting to marry lyra
>>11655301I SAID THERE YOU GODDAMN MORON. AS IN I'M NOT IN AUSTRALIA
>>11655307>not wanting to court her first
>>11655283Only name I can think of...
>>11655260>tfw Apple hats us
>>11655307>marrying>2013Marriage ruins everything.I'd rather have an exciting and dangerous relationship.
>>11655295Moths don't seem all that dangerous though
>>11655307>marrying such a horrible horseI have standards anon. There are few ponies I would marry
>>11655318courting would imply the desire to marry eventually, goat train.btw, completely unrelated, how did you get that name?
>>11655323What a shame.
>>11655307I wish I have her as my housemate.
>>11655339He's a train made of goats.
>>11655329Marriage is on the decline anyway and is a bad idealess than half of adults today are unmarried or divorced
>>11655352No he's a goat made of trains
>>11655346Marriage is like being housemates, only with tax benefits.
>>11655339Old, old deviantart chatroom shenanigans. It was some random catchphrase or something that stuck with me.
>>11655356>less than half of adults today are unmarried or divorcedi mean the opposite*more than half
>>11655328Not wanting to console adorable mopey pone nonsexually at first
>>11655328>being dominated by a stallion with an absurdly oversized dickyes, that's my fetish
>>11655267I was going to post Dash and Tank with " >not being a turtle tamer ", but then I discovered your image was part of a set.
>>11655301Calm down, Dan, go pet a bird.
>>11655384#BEEFEDNice one there anon!
>>11655384Oh gosh, my spoilers are showing~
>>11655384>Being a turtle tamer>being a class that doesn't have moxie or mysticality as their main statAnon plspls
>>11655156wouldn't it be nice to hear her pinkie giggles as she bounces up and down on your cock
>>11655385>you will never fist fight with birds in your cargo shorts under the hot Australian sun
>>11655430you can't just post an unattended tilde like thatthat's not cool
My name is Estaban and I will soon own MLPG
Sugar and Spice at the same time
>>11655475No thanksI'll take those two zebra that GG came up with
>>11655475>Sugar is upfront about everything>Spice is zoned out a lot>both are inexperienced
>>11655475What about Everything Nice?
>>11655498>hipsfuck you anon now I have a boner
>>11655500Sugar will show you everything nice on the first date, but Spice wants to go steady first.
>>11655516what the fucksomeone needs to talk some sense in to cosmo, this does not look good
>>11655475Sugar, Spice and everything DIES
>>11655509Some pony has better hips than others.>>11655516What is Rumble doing?
>>11655500She's dead. She never learned the lesson of The Tale of Mr Hands and got more than she was barging for
>>11655518Sugar would be too eager about the attention and sex, like being thirsty and all you have is a fire hydrant.
>>11655527I still love you. Nothing you do can change that.
>>11655498>Jessy's pone>her hips next to a pear>LK>draws a pear-shaped Isabelle[shipping intennsifies]
So who will be the first Equestria Girls human to go into the portal to the Crystal Empire?
>>11655553>Jessy and LK sitting next to each other at the con
>>11655538Oh fuck.Now I get why people like Applejack
>>11655577So romantic comedy about MLPG trying to get them to fuck when?
>>11655595I thought that's what this was.
>>11655595August 2-4 - Baltimore, MD
>>11655475Stop distracting, SB, we're trying to talk about your dick.
>>11655618Okay simpleWe send our most 5 trusted and experienced members to get them to fuck.Now who do we have?
>>11655639You don't go to ship with the army you want, you go to ship with the army you haveas far as I can tell it's a bunch of idiots from the thread in /unf/
>>11655538oh godmy waifu with hipsmy boner cannot be contained
>>11655639Empty Audio, darf, GG, Klondork and goat
>>11655657THAT'S A NIGHTMERISH COMBINATION. I MEAN SERIOUSLY THAT'S JUST HORRIBLE.
>>11655595>Anon goes to Bronycon>goes to Jessy's and LK's table to buy merch avery hour or so>changes his fedora every time and thinks it's a genius disguise>every time, brings a rich chocolate cake for Jessy> meanwhile, an inside Anon tampers with the AC so it gets unbearably warm
>>11655657No sorry, I'm busy that day.I have to....wash my hair.
>>11655475How about Spice and Wolf?
>>11655582All the ponies except princesses use the same body assets so they all have the same flat boring hips
>>11655633>wide-hipped strong-fat ApplejackThis hits me in all the right places
fart fart fart faaaaaaart
>>11655683I CAN DREAM, DOOKS!
>>11655675>Jessy doesn't eat the cakes and gives it to nearby artists instead
>>11655675>Jessy can plow through a cake in less than an hour>several times in a row>LK fails miserably in his attempt to not stare at her
>>11655683those look nice and curvy to me
>>11655675>MSoB shows up>is an extremely busty girl like the drawingsWhat do?
>>11655672Look worst case scenario is LK dressed as a Diamond dog unknowingly raping Jessy in some kind of elaborate mindbreak RP with sex jokes replacing the music.
>>11655683canon prettiest mare
>>11655683Are you sure?
>http://corwin-draws-things.tumblr.com/post/38407201084/written-by-co-and-illustrated-by-me>2,973 notesgood going corwin
>>11655697Snape kills dumbledoreCadence was Chrysalis all alongWoody threw Buzz out of the windowACTUAL SPOILER HERE STOP READINGEren was the titan all along
>>11655718If you were a changeling, how much time would you spend as her?
>>11655717There's something wrong with you people
>>11655683But Dook! Its the show! I bet if we are there ourselves, then the ponies would look like how they are originally planned! Like AJ is more stock!
>>11655737pretty much all the time, except when I'm pretending to be a submissive stallion like Caramel
>>11655727post a pony with hips like this >>11655719protip:you can't
>>11655727>haven't seen harry potter>Didn't watch watch season 3>never watched toy story>I don't even knowThanks dooks!
>>11655737>we don fucked up>IT WAS A FEATURE
>>11655765>didn't watch s2fixedfor you brony
>>11655738You worked this out now?
>>11655727She looks fine to me.
>>11655702>Ross soon grows to massive proportions and clog the exits>meanwhile the Anon in charge of sabotaging the thermostat was distracted by MSoB's giant tits>the whole place overheats and causes a fire>there were no survivors
>>11655765>never watched toy storyHow.
>>11655761Oh look it's 95% of the ponies from the show
>>11655771There are times where it slips my mind
>>11655785IT WAS A RUSE
>>11655765>never watched toy storyIs that even possible
>>11655683That's not true. There are loads of different types.Mrs. Cake and Rarity's mom are canon chubbier than most, for example.And lots of colts and stallions especially have unique bodytypes to themselves.
Hey MLPG Sorry for asking this here but I'm tired of trying and I don't know anyone else I could ask.So I want to play a game which blocks other countries by IP.The game is in Japanese and I am not from japan.So I would need some program that makes the game think I am from japan.Does anyone know any program which would fulfill that purpose? The ones I downloaded so far were just annoying malware.
>>11655785Not that guy but I haven't seen any of the Toy Story movies. Nor HTTYD.
>>11655765>haven't seen harry potter>Spike_WHAT_ARE_BOOKS.jpg
>>11655806It's Dragon Quest X, isn't it?
>>11655807>Nor HTTYD.Kill. Yourself.
>>11655807>hasn't seen toy storydid you even have a childhood
>>11655806wouldn't Applocale work?
>>11655806Tell the japanese to check their privilege and then try again.
>>11655807>Nor HTTYD.want me to stream it?
>>11655795Damn you! The god of ruse strikes again!
>>11655833>blocks by IPno you fucking idiot
>>11655807Someone should stream Toy story, lets help this guy fulfill his life.
>>11655806Monster Hunter Frontier isn't that great anyway
>>11655829>>11655832Nor The Incredibles.>>11655841Nah thanks
>>11655725That is the only thing I've ever done that has more than, like, 120 at most.In fact, the majority of my stuff doesn't get more than ten.It was a fluke.
>>11655807Toy Story 1 and 2 are good.3 is a rehash of 2 and too overtly emotionally manipulative.
>>11655806188.8.131.52 9090Here, use this.
>>11655857Make this easy and just say you don't watch animated movies instead of trying to get reactions out of people
>>11655857Nor Monster Inc either>>11655875It's not that. I'm just lazy as fuck. I have them downloaded
the entire toy story trilogy is overrated and mediocre
>>11655845>green eyesis that canonif it is, I so would those two.
>>11655890My, it really is like I'm browsing /co/!
>>11655862>tfw everyone you know has a "fluke" like that except you>tfw your fluke is being flukeless
>>11655862it was luckyou drew something that got everyone's attentionyou should illustrate more thread caps
>>11655916I want to cobbler with that pretty pony.
Did I hear Toy story stram?
>>11655882Haven't seen Monster's Inc either. I think it appeals to an American cultural sensibility that I wasn't exposed to growing up, so I wouldn't get the movie.
>>11655916Does that pony fix appleshoes?
>>11655919I don't know. It is pure pandering. I'd have to find something as funnyI shit you not: I got literally at least HALF of my followers from that post.
>>11655928why not just watch it anyway?
>>11655915But /co/ loves the fuck out of Toy Story.
>>11655906yeb it ids cannon :DDDDDD
>>11655915Nope still here anon, still in /mlp/.No dreams or hope allowed.
>>11655942well if you have time, you should do anotherI like your art
>>11655928I live in britbong, when I first saw it I still found it good and quite funny.Now check your movie privileges and go see it.
>>11655942How many followers do you have?
>>11655944>>11655971I would if there was a stram, or if it was on TV at a convenient time, but I wouldn't go out of my way to seek it.
What's the name of MLPG's recommended tablet again?Sorry for asking
>>11655993monoprice or bamboo
>tfw don't really like Monsters Inc. but taking my sister to see the sequel
>>11655992I can go grab my DVD if you want to watch it right now.>>11655993most here say Monoprice
>>11655993MONOPRICE 12 BY 9 INCH.THE BEST THING YOU CAN GET CONSIDERING PRICE.
>>11655992STRAM NOW, THIS ANON NEEDS IT...if you want..
>>11655845>>11655916>>11655934These reminded me of possible color theory and pone. I wonder what the general rules of making a pony from scratch are.
>>11656002Didn't look promisingBut everyone is saying they will watch it
>>11655993Paper.Fucking digitalfags thinking they're so great with there futuristic drawing methods.
>>11656005I should really be working now.
Just a curious question, but what do you have filtered just for MLPG?
>>11656026I love drawing on paperBut id rather have a tablet for unlimited space
>>11656037Nothing, I am not a pussy.
>>11656015I dunno, I've always just kinda winged it and gone with what I thought looked good. Drawing new ponies can be really fun.
>>11656042you dont get unlimited space with a tablet either