>rape

>penis

>some cry

HATS:

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>musky
>gravid
>pendulous
>turgid
>bloated

first person to talk about EqG has to kill themselves and leave MLPG forever

ready set go

>de pony

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>>11643280
Scootaloo and the search for Parents

>>11643301

>>>/v/

>>11643308

Looks like you're it.

>>11643301

http://mlpg.co/v/

>>11643316

Does your dad work for hasbro?

>>11643316
>Season 4 will feature ponies
[citation needed]

>>11643291
>>11643296
>>11643300
>>11643301
>>11643304
>>11643307
Well we're already off to a good start in this thread

>>11643316

SHOW DROPPED

i still dont have a favorite
can you guys help me finding my fav

>>11643329
His dad is Hasbro.

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Is it wrong that i'm liking Equestria Girls more than ponies?

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>>11643280
Rainbow would like to watch all the racing shows/events and brag about how much faster she is.

>>11643346

Yes, very.

>>11643346
Yes.
Kill yourself.

>>11643346
yes because you're lying to us

>>11643336
We can help you pick

But first you must suck our dick

>>11643304
why is pinkie pie blushing so hard?
her face seems a little strange too

>>11643348
unf rainbow hips unf unf

>>11643355

what about >tfw new drawfags cropping up?

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>>11643336

>not favoriting white horse

>>11643348
cosmo is rumble time

>>11643346
maybe but the thing is that nobody gives a shit, as long as you dont act like a faggot in public?

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>>11643280
My little pony: Friendship is Magic

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>>11643370

>>11643379

I wonder if Rumble got his name because his cock vibrates when he's excited.

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>>11643356

No, seriously.

For moments i thought the equestria girls were as cute if not more than ponies

>>11643346
Yes because this is lies and I don't like being lied to

>>11643394

>no horn

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>>11643368
Unf Unf.
>>11643379
I've got like 3-4 pics wip right now, but I've got one that's finished I could post now.

>>11643389
Don't you think pony would find it weird that their life is a TV show?

>>11643397

IS THAT HER PUSSY?

>>11643397
You are a terrible person.
EqG was ok, but nowhere near that good.

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>>11643355
But I just drew this

>>11643397
I'm watching it right now and I feel physically ill.

>>11643301
Someone should post this on MLPChan

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>>11643408
I think she'd be ok with it.
She'd like the idea of her life being used to teach te magic of friendship.

>>11643417
So much SnK pones!

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>The city of Boston

>>11643434
Maybe you just need to take a shit.

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This is now a party thread.

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new thread

IP: 68.232.162.224

Password:bonbon

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>>11643413

I didn't say good
I said cute

>>11643378
>rarara
meh i dont think so

>>11643417
dem rainbow hips dfajfaajfalj

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>>11643447

>tfw don't care about sports

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>>11643447
>Boston

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hi, so my tied up horse keeps drooling and tugging at her restraints, is there a way I can fix this? I put a towel in her mouth earlier, but that just made her start moaning and that was worse.

is this a negative reenforcement thing? or does she need something? plz help

>>11643223
>Someone on /co/ had a good Lex Luthor idea.
Ummm What?

>>11643458

>I don't think so

There's no saving this one it seems.

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Daily reminder that the prettiest girl in school is also the loneliest.

>>11643447
was he OK?

>>11643447
I can't believe that happened in seventeen seconds.

>>11643484
why is she masturbating in the hall

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>>11643447
This feels so fucking good as a Canucks fan.

>>11643507

She gets off looking at snack crackers.

>>11643441
Would she really enjoy watching it though? She's lived through it, why watch it?

>>11643484
Only seat left in the cafeteria is next to Trixie.

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Oh god, Cherilee's japanese voice is really cute

ugh I have so much fucking gas in my colon

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>>11643447
>the city of bawston

>>11643484
what the hell kind of vending machine carries fruit?

>>11643529
Twist was adorable.

>>11643536

The best kind.

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>>11643543
I literally just heard her voice

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>>11643457
Same applies
Diamon Tiara and Silver Spoon were the only ones that were anything near cute.

>>11643536

Mutant horse people schools, check your privilege neurotypical.

>>11643453
surprise you are a wonderbolt
go wonderbolt something

>>11643529
Is that baby okay?

>>11643560
Diamond Tiara was OK, but the rest of the new voices were meh

>>11643568

>tfw they were probably the ones that left the comments on the CMC's video

>>11643536
There's a Simpsons reference here somewhere. But I can't think of one.

>tfw you're not a rucky pony

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>>11643578
Did the CMC voices sound more grownup?

Why does sentenal spam his shitty server every night?

>>11643607

Anyone who makes that face should be treated like that.

>>11643614
>Japanese voices
>Sound more grown up

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Hello sa anon

>>11643615

Why do Anons spam their shitty sentenal hate every night?

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>>11643447
It looks like Boston is in bruins!

>tfw when you wake up from a sexy pony dream with a rock hard cock and have a nice slow, sensual edging session until you feel your cum starting to flow from the base of your cock, arching your back and groaning as your climax crashes over you in pulsating waves
>then you have to wake up and clean off all the cum you just shot all over yourself

>>11643607
but that's not treating him nicely

>>11643607
So they should be treated to a free typewriter?
Maybe i should start writing, then.

>>11643614
They sound more cute
Except for Twist's, it's awful.

>>11643637
Yeah, they really blew up in the end.

>>11643639

I once shot cum almost to my neck.

>>11643649

>they sound more cute

epic fail

>>11643637
Carlos is watching you.

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>>11643634

>>11643649
>not liking japanese Twist

I THOUGHT YOU HAD GOOD TASTE

>>11643634
Oh boy, now come the white knights sucking sentenal cock. Next you're going to tell me he's useful like the drone you are.

LEEK WHERE

>>11643637
I'm just glad we don't have to see #bostonstrong everywhere now

>>11643704
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ade-VyDI2cw

>>11643704
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ade-VyDI2cw

Best one there is.

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>>11643674
I'm talking about moonhorse episode, buddy.

>>11643681
I don't like Twist.

Japanese Equestria Girls

>>11643722
>>11643723

hue

>>11643615
It's not sentenal, it's the circlejerking faggots that are desperate for attention

check the server status, and you'll see the first people who joined are the spam anons

>>11643725
Neither do I, but her japanese voice is 2cute4me

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>>11643704
LEEK HERE

>>11643660
Did you pay an arm and a leg for that joke?

>>11643725
That is a very tiny pone

>>11643725

Ah right, moonhorse

>>11643725
GOD DAMN IT MY CAT DOES THAT ALL THE TIME

>>11643722
Wow. This is watchable. Thanks, Anon.

>>11643723
Y-you too.

Huh

I just realized Twilight's horn got bigger than usual unicorns horns.

I actually think that Meghan did a better job with Equestria Girls than what she did with A Canterlot Wedding and The Crystal Empire.

Those two were bigger clusterfucks with atrocious pacing.

>>11643750
Nah, it was a no-pressure situation.

>>11643749
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE


FARFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH

>>11643749
>it's not a hockey stick

whaaaaaaaaat

>>11643775
It's only bigger when she thinks about you.

What if the villains of S4 are twin zebras?

>>11643672
I do that daily, it's a huge pain because if you miss it will end up in the carpet, it gets all crusty and dried and when you try to clean it up, it just spreads around even more. I've got that really thick elmer's glue consistency cum, if you're more watery it's easier to clean up. Do your kegels and you can blast over your head with ease, eventually your cum will spurt out so violently that you can knock over a pony fig with your cum.

The more you cum, the better the orgasm is, edging has diminishing returns past an hour or so, I've gone 1.5 hours and that was the most cum I've ever seen in my life. I want to fill a pony's petite little mouth with my voluminous emissions.

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THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE...

>>11643775
She's taller than the other ponies too.

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...needs some peanut butter crackers.

>>11643808
>PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
>THE PENETRATION IS DOUBLED

>>11643814

I loved her scene

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>>11643775
All of her got bigger since the finale

>>11643811
Do you hot glue?

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>>11643723
>>11643722
I cant even bring myself to watch it

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>>11643775
She's a big pony.
Her friends will be soon.

>>11643827
>they still use bits

Oh boy.

>>11643811
what are kegels?

>>11643811
>you can knock over a pony fig with your cum.

RCH, please.
Stop bragging.

>>11643849
do it, it's actually kinda okay

>>11643849
We both know you're going to watch it, Anon.

>>11643870
what is google?

>>11643516
my little pony is a dramatization

their actual lives are much less interesting

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>>11643856
>She's a big pony
>My Little Pony

>>11643866
>Why does our currency have an alicorn on it?
>Eh, whatever...

>>11643870
Groin muscle exercises.

>>11643870
The muscles in your taint.

Squeeze them and hold for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat all day.

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If there was a pill that could simulate being a pony, would you take it?

HATS:

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10/24 tex and MSOB are there

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It's FINALLY fucking done.

I must be the worst writefag ever. I say I'm gonna make a Fluttershy/SA clopfic for someone who requested it and I blueball them for over 24 hours before I finally finish it.

Sincerest apologies original requester, but here's hoping you finally get to read the whole thing.

Without further ado...

http://pastebin.com/zaQiMpDM

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I hope Equestria Girls gets its own series

It really has potential

>>11643914
Do I get to be with other ponies?

>>11643927
like what?

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>>11643905
Well they don't belong to anyone either
IS it really a problem if 2/3s of the title is a lie?

>>11643866
>trade between the human world and the pone world begins

>>11643927
No it doesn't.

>>11643924
>I must be the worst writefag ever.
HA.

>>11643884
Thing is I just mightn't unless someone stream the dvd when it comes out. No good will come of me just sitting here and watching by myself I know that for sure.

>>11643946
What are you talking about? Pony belongs to me.

>>11643932
No. You just are the pony

>>11643949

Yes it does

Just calm down your hateboner and accept it

>>11643948
>What do you mean the ponies don't accept semen as an alternative currency?!

>>11643915
fuck you I'm posting this on the piss

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>>11643927
yeah, a live action series

>>11643950
Is this a confirmation?

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Where can I watch or download Horse Land Girls?

>>11643972
>Implying they are not piss incarnate.

>>11643639
Right after waking up is the best time to masturbate because your imagination is more vivid when you come out of REM sleep. If you close your eyes and concentrate on your fantasy, you can get totally immersed and have some body-shaking orgasms, I had a great one while imagining Lyra sucking and licking my cockhead while Bonbon was slurping all over my sack, I would've filled that minty unicorn's mouth so full of warm seed that she couldn't swallow it all.

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>>11643979
>everything

>>11643969

>an entire show revolving around high school
>in world where twily has a love interest

Anon pls.

>>11643993
on youtube
>>11643722
>>11643723

>>11644000
disagree, you're still groggy and unfocused, you don't enjoy orgasm as much

The best is after swimming in cold water for awhile.

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>>11643979
Why is there no live action FiM porn yet?

>>11644025
Twilight's crush on him seems forced as fuck.
Why even bother with it if he isn't going to be in season 4? I don't understand.

>>11643870
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

Great way to improve orgasm intensity and size/hardness of erections. After doing them for a few months I get some throbbing erections that are all full of bulging veins like a bodybuilder's arms, they're solid as steel.

>>11644057
because he will be and Meghan is a master of lies

>>11644043
because then they wouldn't be marshmallow or pastel colored

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>>11643950
TBQH if anyone actually reads the thing and doesn't come back just to call me a faget I'll call it a win.

I don't even like clop... but for some reason it's really fun to write.

>>11644057
Because she's not really focused on him, it's just to show that she's interested in boys now.

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Oh lord
Scoots/Sweetie's voices in moonspeak are so adorable

>>11644057

because he is going to be in S4, but Meghan is just lying as usual

>>11644043
there was actually an offbeatr thing that's going to do that.

>>11643950
aww poor cadance

>>11644066
I tried to do that once
My sex drive went up way too much and I came for way too long.
I literally masturbated for six hours nonstop.
Never again.

>>11644043
>SpongeKnob SquareNuts
We have enough horrible porn to last a lifetime.

>>11644098
>liking scootaloo and sweetie's japanese voices over Twist

LOVE IS OVER

>>11644057

>seems forced as fuck

Because it IS forced as fuck. If you're going to introduce a male character, you need to ease him in, no pun intended. As it currently stands, he's plopped right into our fucking laps just like shiny and cant dance.

>>11644070
>>11644099
What lies?

>>11644066
>WORKING OUT YOUR GROIN
>GET BEEFY HARD-ONS
>SO THAT ONLY YOU CAN SEE IT
MY SIDES

Well according to Diaries of a Madman, Rarity fapped to Boku no Pico.
Yes. Really.

>>11644041
>swimming in cold water

Doesn't that shrink your dick, cold makes mine shrivel up. I've heard of some people dipping their balls in ice water right before they cum to make it more intense, though.

>>11644066
Hm, ugh. A searching shows all the instructions for women. How do you do it?

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>>11644129
Anon please
</3 ;_;

>>11644128
>Put cute grills in wigs
>Have them do lesbo things
>Have Apple wigged girl fuck a muscular guy who says ayup a lot
What could possibly go wrong?

>>11644132
at least is shitlight sparkle and not rarity

>>11644161
Squeeze your taint muscles and hold it as long as you can.

>>11644165
I find this image far too arousing.

>>11644136
someday I'm gonna have a pony gf who loves my obscenely firm erections all full of bulging veins, just you wait

>>11644161
you know those muscles for when you hold your pee?

Adults aren't attracted to kids.

BABIES AREN'T DISHWASHER SAFE!!

>>11644161
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kegel-exercises-for-men/MY01402

Practice stopping your piss in mid-stream. That's the muscle you want to flex.

>>11644145
it makes your dick shrink up while flaccid and makes your balls pull up a bit. Yes.

It's not like it affects your erection size. The reaction with your balls is the best. It takes them awhile to warm themselves up. It's like they edge themselves, and you don't have to put any work or concentration into it. All you do is enjoy jerking off for a long time and finish with an amazing orgasm.

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>>11644204
Objection, your honor.

>>11644172

It really doesn't matter who it is, as long as they do it right and don't revolve entire episodes around the guy unless he's the butt of a joke.

It's highly unlikely Rarara will ever find her prince in the show because seeing her flail around males is humorous.

>>11644112
Too little, too late.

Too bad, so sad.

>dick talk
>they're not gonna use it for sex
MLPG is dead

>>11644224
How long do you have to sit in cold water? Could I sit in a cold bath for 15 minutes?

>>11644249

self-pleasure is healthy and fun

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Goodnight horse.

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>>11644249
I used my dick for sex two days ago.
Into vagina and everything

>>11644281
Is it a Wonderbolt?

>>11644278
Marker pony, that's lewd!

>>11644281
>brony: the comic

>>11644278
No way? How does it taste?

>>11644253
That should be enough, technically. It's better to go swimming. Because you get a lot of exercise, and lounging in bed afterwords while your whole body warms up is part of the attraction. Having you got any rivers or lakes or streams around?

>>11643842
No, but I've been thinking about it. I don't want anyone seeing me buy a pony toy so I'll probably go through self checkout. And I'll have to figure out the proper angel to use because I don't want anyone seeing my skeletal ghost-white body

>>11644293
It's funny because it's made for bronies like you

>>11644282
Why does Panko have so many different names?
>>11644298
I don't have the flexibility to taste my own dick, anon.

>>11644234
Leave that pone be. He is just flapping.
>>11644281
Dude you cropped out some of her butt.

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http://i.imgur.com/OrDgvWg.png
ok

>>11644307
amazing comeback

>>11644170
The great thing is this that cosplayers are sluts and this goes on all the time, just that no one's there to film it.

>>11644317
zebramatic

>>11644317
h-hops pls

>>11644317
UGHNGFUCK

>>11644315
epin may may bro

>>11644317

hops...pls.

why no spit roasting

>>11644245
what am I reading?

>>11644300
Yeah, but they're all polluted, I'm gonna try the dipping you balls in ice water thing, it's the same principle so I think it should work. My frenulum got all sore from edging too much, so I'm looking for new ways to give myself intense orgasms

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>>11644327
But most cosplayers are nasty and fat and nasty

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would you play this game with pinkie?

>>11644367
At this point I'd fuck any girl who can give a halfway decent blowjob and has a nice wet vag

>>11644317

Unf.

unf

>>11644378
i lose

>>11644357
cuz im more of a fan of 2 dicks in the same hole
which i plan to do next
after i get some work done

>>11644378
I guess. how does the game even work?

>>11644317
10/10

I bet they're fucking his face at the same time.

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>>11644388
Then hire a whore.
Or stop being pathetic and accept that you don't have sex.
At least you have pone

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>>11644278
>Vagina

>>11643417
dickswhen

>>11644435
2 dicks in the asshole or mouth?

>>11644443
Can I have sex with pone?

http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.html

I'm glad I found this video on MLPG, whoever posted this, you're a bro of the highest caliber. Hottest video ever, and it never gets old, I've fapped at least 60 times to this.

>>11644435
>which i plan to do next

Yesssssssssss this is my fetish

>>11644435

>two dicks same hole

hey, I'm not picky, bring it on bro

>>11644443
I can't think of a good excuse to tell my parents and I need to get so drunk I can barely stand before I can talk to a girl, the idea of hiring a hooker makes me to nervous

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Hey guys

Wanna ride on the doucheomobile?

>>11644469
thank you for telling us
now please talk about my little pony friendship is magic

>>11644457
in the butt obviously

>>11644440
Pinkie hooks your balls up to electrodes, and you do kegels to determine your gay power.

>>11644489

Is that a Camaro?

>>11644435
That marker pony picture was pretty great.

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>>11644460
Can you have sex with a computer animation program?
>>11644487
Just jump in
The worst you can do is treat her to an Italian feast.

>>11644460
I plan to do this since I can't interact with women. Beastforum says mare pussy is so much better than human pussy that you can't even compare the two. There are married guys there who barely ever have sex with their wives because their mares give them the best orgasms of their lives.

>>11644489
Only plebs drive that "douche"mobile.

>>11644499

w-will there be a messy and a clean version?

>>11644510
That sounds unpleasant.
Can we play a different game instead?

>>11644499
Can they be tied together?
http://i.imgur.com/5Hp5kPM.png

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>>11644487
Dang dude. They don't bite.

>>11644516
It's a transformer

>>11644549
Estim isn't unpleasant at all.

>>11644554

Well, unless you pay them to

>>11644554
Yes they do.

>>11644539
sure
>>11644551
sure

>>11644554
I'd need to rent a motel and stay there overnight since I'd be too drunk to go anywhere until the next day, I'm looking on backpage for escorts who come to you. Also looking at massage parlors because it's easier to go an get a massage and then a handjob than set up an appointment with an escort.

>>11644580
I smiled.

>>11643924
actually not that bad

you made an insane pair work

>>11644575
Are e-stim orgasms really good? I'm planning on building one of those $20 boxes.

>>11644551
>dicks tied with bows

I DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF FETISH

STOP PLS

My little pony.

>>11644637
FUCK YOU ITS MINE

>you will never drink a smoothie made from oats, berries, and stallion jizz

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>>11644580
COOOOOLAAAAAAAAA POOOOOOOOOONY

AWEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE

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>>11644204
Where do you think you are?

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HOLY SHIT, WE'RE GETTING MORE NURSE PONIES

NURSE SWEETHEART WHEN?

>>11644653
Anon, you already have a pony. This one is mine.

>>11644626
Get a car battery and some jumper cables and you'll have the best night of your life.

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>>11644653
YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE

I GET THE OTHER ONE THOUGH

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>>11644670
Anon no

>>11644448
Horses can't vomit.

>>11644626
They're amazing.

>>11644686
>tfw twilight used to be a good character

>>11644703
UNF

inb4 deleted

>>11644629
cock rings are nice, I like putting one right under my head so it gets all swollen, fat, and sensitive

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>>11644697
Anon yes!

>>11644698
the dyewts
the dyewts
the dyewts is on fire

>>11644698
Ponies can.

>>11644580
Does Coke Pony produce her own cola, or do you have to refill her?

>>11644709
What's changed that's made her fall from your favor Anon?

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>>11644703

>>11644698

horses can't talk

>>11644707
I've read that there are a lot of different sensations they can produce, they use custom audio files, right? Is there one that feels like a blowjob or one that's good for edging? How hard is it to cum from e-stim alone?

>>11644722
full pic?

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>>11644698
They can if they get...overLOADed