NEW FLYING HORSE
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I would pay to watch those 2 little horses cuddle
Death to traitors.
>implying your can stop me
I like flying horses.
>>11610527I mean like in personI'd sit in a chair and they would cuddle on the bed with the lights on
>>11610530I like Apple horses
>>11610530Then why do you insist on posting filthy mud horse?
>>11610492Well shit is that cute.
>>11610517i would pay to cuddle with those two little horses
>>11610550Well, she is pretty dirty.
>>11610530Do you like this flying horse, or would you prefer something more...blue?
>>11610530flying horse likes applehorse
>>11610560>you will never get double wing hug from those two little horses
I wonder what sex with a pegasus is like.
>>11610563Thanks, I got fired for that pic
>>11610492>>11610530Flying horses best horses
>>11610570That's a fine horse, but my favorite flying horse is the blue one.
>>11610605That horse sure is for sexual.
WHEN I WAS
>>11610618MY FAVORITE FLYING HORSE IS THE YELLOW ONEYOU MIGHT THINK DIFFERENTLYIF SO, IT MEANS YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINIONAND YOUR OPINION IS WRONGAND YOU ARE A FAGGOT
Would you help Pinkie Pie work out?
>>11610645JUST A CITY BOY
>>11610623No he is for hugs.
alright MLPGEquestria girls dvd rip apparently soonalso some original content
>>11610687>Equestria girls dvd rip apparently soonuh huh
>>11610652I don't care for that horse.
>>11610599They would be very light for their size but surprisingly durable. They wouldn't want you to grab onto their wings directly, but it's okay if you use the base of them for a good grip. The soft feathers would be spread out everywhere in front of you, gently pushing back against your chest. At first you would just push her tail to the side for easier access but eventually it would end up wrapped loosely around your leg and softly caressing your balls with every thrust.
>>11610708>le meme face
>>11610729Fuck off, brony.
>>11610687>Equestria girls dvd rip apparently soon
>>11610687He was supposed to be back 2 hours ago, so I wouldn't hold your breath.
>>11610731We have some grif-fun now?
>>11610703but blue horse does, dont you care about her feelings?
>>11610652the only horse that surpasses this one in terms of worstness is the pink mudhorse
Hey Tex, how many of those ponies in EQG outfits did you draw?
>>11610721don't forget the flapping for extra thrusting power
>>11610703>>11610770What if blue pony invited you to hang out but she always invited yellow pony too?
>>11610599I'm gonna need the full version of that ahegao face.
>>11610779>namefieldWAY TO GO, ANON.
>>11610803why does she look like Donald Duck
My sister wants to go see Monsters University but I've heard it's not very good.
>>11610771>still not accepting the scientific fact that Twilight is canon worstpone
>>11610789I don't actively dislike her, I just don't care for her, so it's no big deal.
>>11610833Thanks for the blog update, SB.
>>11610833It's 77 goods.
>>11610833Bite the bullet and watch it anyway, SB. If it's really bad, you can have fun tearing into it on the drive home with your family. If it's good, you'll be pleasantly surprised and down $12 for theater food. Unless you sneak your own in.
GET UP, MAKE A SOUND!
>>11610833hey sbyou seen the equestria girls full movie okayish rip yet
>>11610836Actually on the flipside she's practically the best at everything pony.
Well, now that Equestria Girls is out of the way, Hasbro isn't done.EG was made for the "Girls under 10" fandom, but they're releasing a theatrical movie for the adult fandom too!It stars Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, and it's called "Filly Cuddles: A Very Gay Horse Story"Rated R for drug usage and scenes of intense "cuddling".Will you be seeing it in theaters?
>>11610570That is a rather cute flying horse
>>11610873that song was so gay
>>11610851Just wondering if anyone else thinks differently.>>11610870Nope. Sort of afraid to.
>>11610897you should at least watch the re-stram with mlpgdoes anyone want to restream it is a different question
>>11610892It was full of LOVE
I wish Gilda got more love
>>11610876Yes but I wish it was just an hour and a half of those two ponies cuddling and going grocery shopping.
>>11610919i think we are waiting for a supposed dvd/blue-ray rip
>>11610876If it has the apple horse in it.
Name a ponyfor sexual stuff dubs decide
>>11610731I know she was an asshole, but i still like her and feel sorry for their friendship with Rainbow horse.
>>11610957only if she cleaned first
>>11610935well regardless, we probably should set something up so we get strams of the best quality of the movie we can find so that way everyone gets a chance to experience it together, so it's less terrible
>>11610892I enjoyed it. It was sweet.
>>11610933The fandom has grown too full of dweebs for her to reappear anon
>>11610979why is Dash's qt marks color fucked up?
>>11610976Cloudchaserwhat kind of stuff?
>>11610960post below me is ghey
>>11610976none of them
>>11611005Probably just forgot to color. Same thing with Gilda's chest things.
>>11611004well you're a dweeb
http://derpy.me/3TUyiStram is back, coloring and probably drawing.
>>11611033Well.Better work on those Animal Crossing pictures then.
So there's thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9cyOTTwjx0&feature=youtu.be
>>11610970Appledash is best ship, Flutterdash is close second.
>>11611063CAN YOU FEEEEL IT
>>11611055Well that was a bust.
>>11611083why is rainbow pon crying?
>>11611083I don't care for shipping.
>>11611083>appledash>namefagpiss go away
>>11611107I ship applejack with that camera. What are you gonna do about it?
>>11611107surely you friendship Tex
>>11611109You're supposed to use a mop to get rid of piss. Don't you know shouting at it won't work?
>>11611102thingken of horse sex
>>11611120You can do whatever you want, anon, just leave me out of it.>>11611127Sure, all ponies are friends.
>>11611040ur a deebw
>>11611138shouting always works
>>11611107How else are the speedy pone and apple pone going to arrive at your house without some form of shipping?
>>11611167I'll kill you
I bet Tex is secretly a grill
>>11611154>tfw LK is ded
>>11611177If you ship them, that means you also have to handle them. i dont think i can deal with that kind of responsability
quick, give me a request
>>11611206EqG Dash being a QT
>>11611184I guess that would make him pretty hot
>>11611206The CMC on slings
>>11611109heck no>>11611107I have some ship that i like beacuse they are kawaii
>>11611206Twilight playing Fire Emblem and freaking out over missing at 99% accuracy and getting killed by an enemy with 10% accuracy.
>>11611177I'll pick them up myself and then there will be plenty of shipping and handling.>>11611140Six?
>>11611229Dash is canon into bondage
>>11611224only the dead...
>>11611206anypony at all,on fire.Completely calm
>>11611243oh boy is it THAT time again?
>>11611102>tfw you will never ask her about it and tell her its okay.
>>11611184>Tex will never roast your sausages
>>11611148>just leave me out of it
>>11611243>Dash>not being a sub
>>11611229>there will be plenty of shipping and handling
Gilda wasn't in EqG, that means she's untainted unlike all of your silly waifu horses
>>11611288that would go with liking bondage
>>11611229Are they on your tumblr or something? I went to bed after you did Dash.
>>11611288i think she would be a switch
>>11611291I was disappointed at that.Gilda is best pony
>>11611291>Mai waifu also wasn't thereFeels good, man.
>>11611307Bondage is dumb anywaysRarity would be the one into bondage.
>>11611310Yes, also on the sub.
>>11611329Shining Armor pls go
>>11611291Maybe she was in jail.
>>11611291I hope she returns in the S4. She is still much better than Trixie
>>11611291I bet she dropped out.
>>11611254There is no peace from that evil. Not even the dead know peace from that.
>>11611344Do you even do anything here or are you another useless namefag I have to filter
>>11611329If your waifu wasn't in EG then she must be shitty and irrelevant
>>11611342maybe you should be in jail
>>11611291>That excellent feelingWas zecora in EG?
>>11611376Y-Your face is shitty and irrelevant!
Which pony sometimes has really bad gas from binging on certain foods?
>>11611387Well maybe you should have been a better character.
>>11611291hey my waifu was a QT in EqG
>>11611399noall the good side characters didn't appear
>>11611344Why bother spoiling "Trixie"? I have to agree, Gilda deserved a comeback/episode more than Trixie and WAY more than Discord.I've always sort of felt that "friends can be jerks sometimes" should have been a lesson taught, or "sometimes you can have friends that don't necessarily like your other friends. You should do your best to help them get along."
>>11611055Is it lewd?
Does your favorite pony enjoy a gentle stroke on the side of her neck?
>>11611406Tell me, who is your waifu? How many lines has she had in the entire show? 2?
>>11611367>or are you another useless namefag I have to filteryeah, i don't do shit
>>11611421maybe you should leap that wall if you're so great
>>11611445How the fuck should I know that?
>>11611445Yes. She also enjoys scratches behind the ears and the occasional kiss on the forehead.
>>11611431noteaching children to find a clique and to not accept anybody who acts differently will help them survive in society
>>11611468The only leaping I do is when there's conclusions to jump to. Gilda wasn't even that much of a bully. Pic related was better at it.
>>11611431Thanks to some beta Flutterfag, the most of the fandom dislikes Gilda. But i'd really like to see her and Dash being friends again>WAY more than Discord.I wouldn't mind a Discord that isn't evil but they turned him into a bitch.
>>11611515she was a thief though
>>11611515Babs never made Fluttershy cry and we all know what that leads to
>>11611445Yes, she also enjoys sensual ear scratches and ferocious bellyrubs.
>>11611533time to handle some barret cal .50's and combat shotguns
Daily reminder that Zone will never have any sexual attraction to you, BCS.
>>11611528This. Discord should have been handled differently. Not sure how, exactly, but differently.Is that really what happened with Gilda, though?
>>11611445Yes. I enjoy doing it while she's laying on my lap reading books.
>>11611515>Babs will never use her big, soft tongue to massage the underside of your member and tease the frenulum
>you will never casually rub a pony's marecunt
>>11611515Nah. Babs was just working the crowd into thinking she was a heel, but was really a babyface.Gilda is the one true heel.
>>11611564gilda didnt get a resolution, just told to get out
>>11611583>you'll never jill off a pretty mare while hugging her from behind
>>11611603oh no. The flutterfag bit. Sort of started the ride a bit later, so I don't know anything about how it went down back then
>>11611533[COMBAT SHOTGUNS AND BARRET .50 CALS INTENSIFY]
WORDS THAT KILL
So if the ponies taste like foods do you think they incorporate that into cooking?Like they would bake a them-flavored cake by rolling around in the flour beforehand.
>>11611583>did you touch that on purpose?
>>11611644>bubble their farts through water for lightly-flavored sodas
>>11611603what's wrong with that?we tell people to get out all the time
>>11611663I would never touch you shitty horse
>>11611583you are right, because i am a gentleman, and would never assault a friend like that.
>>11611665no their excrement still taste like shit
>>11611644I hope they're clean beforehand. Applejack wouldn't need to do that.
>>11611679>assaultBut there are no sexual taboos in Equestria, anon
>>11610892but then he signed that record label
>>11611663Why are her hips so angry?
>>11611693brony we don't care about your head canon
>>11611677why would you say that?
>>11611707don't listen to him DashI'm sure lots of people want to touch you
>>11611564Discord wasn't that evil at all. They could just leave his orgininal personality without any serious loss. He could be some less harmful prankster like Pinkie or Dash. Maybe a neutral character. But all of that crying and bowing to Celestia and admit that he was evil is jsut out of his character.Didn't you see those autistic fucks that were crying like "Gilda bullied my waifu so she has to die!" Also, Gilda has no "popular fan" like Seth for Trixie.
>>11611686Applejack tastes like pears
>>11611478I-I don't understand. I liked Trixie's comeback, and she deserved it and all, but I think Gilda's comeback could have taught an important episode and also given the writers an excuse to have more griffons on the show. I don't even like griffons that much, I just wish they used more fantasy racesI mean, Gilda was friends with Dash before, and Dash apparently dropped her because she couldn't get along with her other friends. A return episode would reemphasize Dash's loyalty, and show how you can have friends that don't like each other etc. to boot.>>11611528I never liked the idea of a Discord return, because I liked to think of him as like an elemental Chaos. His scrambled body parts showed how he was the embodiment of... well, discord. In a show that sort of uses "Harmony" as a moral center, he could have remained a cool and sensible reoccurring antagonist. I'd have also been alright him being redeemed as some kind of chaotic good guy, but the episode should have been more significant. A two-parter, almost definitely. I don't think they turned him into a bitch, but he certainly was not being very Chaotic at the end of that episode, which was my main beef.
>>11610892It was actually pretty straight. Aside from the boyband thing.
>>11611686You're right. Don't want to ruin that delicious, muddy, Earth pone flavor.
>>11611724you dont even know
>>11611720worse than hitler
>>11611724I'd touch her.
>>11611707Well, first you imply you don't want to be touched there, and then you feel bad because he doesn't want to touch you there.Make up your mind, you stupid horse.
>>11611644>>11611644That sounds adorable and filthy
>>11611749>you can have friends that don't like each other>implying little girls will ever understand such a concept
>>11611772Well they would wash up before hand. Usually.
>>11611693There's no sex in equestria, period
>>11611759i was refering to her being called a shitty horse
>>11611753This is exactly what would happen if ponies were real. They would tour and get loads of attention as celebrities. There would be a huge scandal when the Fluttershy x some brony sex tapes leaked.
>>11611633>shipping>piss>autism>entitled>BCS>shitpost>epin>friendzone>may may>/v/>Tomorrow>brony>day thread>elitist>sa.jpg
>>11611802You know, sometimes I feel good that ponies aren't actually real.
>>11611802What if there were enough pones that you could snag a pretty mare that wasn't one of the main six? Would you do it?
>>11611802That's only if they weren't captured by the government and kept secret, and allowed to live among us.
>>11611819Odds are you wouldn't even get to talk to them anyways. It might actually hurt more if they were real knowing that some rich and famous asshole gets to plow that pony and you don't.
musky, squelching marecunnywith bloated, pendulous horse labia
>>11611774Initially, you could say the show was all about teaching friendship concepts to little girls. That's a friendship lesson that isn't too complicated but that I think is pretty important. That, and making friends based on shared interests, not enemies based on differences of opinion. Stuff like that.
>>11611848>pendulous horse labiaNo no no.Ponynuts are pendulous.
>>11611833I could live with that.I don't think most countries would have a problem adopting new laws to allow for cartoon pony x human relationships since they're obviouslly equally intelligent beings.
>>11611870I wonder what the world would be like if Earth and Equestria merged somehow. Equal parts pones and humans, with enough time passing since the event that their societies are as integrated as they'll ever get.
>>11611833Are you kidding me? Of course.If I had a good pony friend who was interested in me, I'd totally take her out and try it out.I'm not about to have some shallow relationship just because she's a pony, though.
>>11611865But some ponys' labia can also be pendulous!Wanna see?
>>11611913Stop trying to think of ways to keep showing me your vagina, Pinkie.
>>11611913Pinkie have you been messing with weights again
>>11611749Gilda wnated dash to drop her new friends. The m5 never wanted Dash to drop Gilda. But yeah, bring back her would be good episode.I wanted Discord as some neutral chaos.
>>11611913Pinkie, stop tempting Gae Bolg like that.
>>11611904I think that would realistically be a pretty great scenario. And since the main six would be celebrities you and your new pony mate could still talk about which ones are hot and even roleplay as them like people do sometimes with celebrities.
>>11611819Even if they were real, they wouldn't love you back.
>>11611990sure they would
>>11611990Y-Yes they would!
>>11611913Pinkie, there's something wrong with you're butt.
But what if pone was realand people found out pone was deliciousand we started to eat them.
>>11612033eat them out?
>>11611184>Likes Fist of the North Star, Samurai Jack>Played Deus Ex back in the day>anti-feminist>Loves gunsLikelihood of female: almost none
>>11612033It would be a black market meat, punished heavily by the law.
>>11612033I'd deepthroat a delicious pone
>>11612033So, nothing would change at all?
>>11612063And get a swollen belly full of his delicious flavor?
>>11611752Sounds good to me.
>>11611815Tired of this nonsense. Adding these to my filter. Thanks.
>>11611932>The m5 never wanted Dash to drop GildaPinkie WAS competing with Gilda for Dash's attention, though. Not to mention the rather elaborate and thought out ploy of getting Gilda to get pissed off at the pranks at the party. It sure as hell seemed to me that Pinkie, at least, didn't seem too keen to let Gilda remain in the picture.>>11611976>roleplay as themOh, oh my godThat would be so perfect, but as I was imagining what you said my attention shifted to /tg/ and I started thinking about playing PnP games with ponies.I don't know which would be better but I want it SO MUCH and RIGHT NOW
>>11612033>humans find out ponies are unfathomably delicious>began to eat them>one day you find Rainbow Dash of all ponies hiding out in your basement>"I heard you like really really like ponies. dude you gotta hide me...I'll do anything"
>>11612082I'd leave out a couple, but that's a good idea.
>>11612033You ever eat horse? It's tasty.
>>11612096>Not to mention the rather elaborate and thought out ploy of getting Gilda to get pissed off at the pranks at the partyDYEWT MOTHERFUCKING S
>>11612082but then you'd only see the background of mlpg
>>11612079I'm so jealous of you. You have no aspirations of being more than a MLP fan artist. If I had your drawing skill, I would be aiming so much higher, and could fufill my dreams...
>>11612096>elaborate and thought out ploy of getting Gilda to get pissed off at the pranks at the party.you mean the pranks Dash set up, that Gilda only set off by coincidence
>>11612082Shit, I bet filterfags see the general dead all the time.
>>11612101Yeah, I left some out.
>>11612121Why don't you just draw then?
>>11612121Well start drawing then.
>>11612111Yes. So hard.
>>11612121then start drawing
>>11612096>find a cute orange colored mare with a short yellow mane she likes to where in a ponytail>one day she yells at you to come into the bedroom>she's found an old cowboy hat and even painted a few apples on her flank>"you're looking might fine today, sugarcube"
>>11612159>she's got a hard Chicago accent
>>11612173Pinkie stopdo not show me your massive overpumped lipspinkie no
How do I get off the ride mlpg? I just want to stop thinking about pone.
>>11612117>>11612122I always thought that Pinkie must have had some kind of hoof in those, though. I mean, she and Dash ARE pranking buddies. At the very least, Pinkie came up with the idea: who thinks about pranking somebody at their own party, unless it's a surprise one or something?>>11612159My heart would fucking burst, kinda feels like it's about to anyway
>>11612201Read a song of ice and fire. By the time you're done, you won't be thinking about pony.
>>11612207well she didn't. Dash said she was the one who did it
Are we hats?
>>11612217>>11612217Now we party.
>you will never watch pony pop off the vacuum cup and wink
I just got a mean text from Panka and she says we're all jerks.
What should I draw?Cup x Carrot?Pound x Pumpkin?Pound x Cup?Carrot x Pumpkin?Orgy?
>>11612259She's just being silly.
>>11612250pony is wearing a seal over her vagina?
>>11612270>dicks in cuntsunf
>>11612269>not belly>not under the chin>not behind the earswhat the fuck Pinkie
>>11612260Why would you draw any of that? Half of those ponies are babies.
>>11612269Pinkie you slut
>>11612298you're a pony baby
>>11612260Carrot x Pumpkin, plz
>>11612298>what is aging up?
>>11612260pound x cup
>>11612275Of course. How else is she going to get bigger?
>>11612311making an OC?
Why isn't this thread archive?
Is fire canon?Besides the sun.
>>11612260Pound x Carrot
>>11612343Dragons breath fire
>>11612260Heavily muscled Pound x Heavily chub Cup
>>11612311Well you didn't mention that :V
>>11612343if only it was not, this filly would be a better cook
>>11612328>"I-I think you can fit inside now, it's been almost 2 days with this thing in me"
Don't worry. I won't break your hips.But I'm going to try~
>>11611291Does it really count if it's only Twilight and Spike who goes through the portal to EG? All the other characters technically aren't the same.
>>11612292That horse should play basketball.
I've given up ever trying to get off the ride. Best I can hope for is that S4 will be the last season
>>11612378That's now how vacuum pumps work, anon.But it's still pretty hot.
>>11612380>implying she'll be on topOnly for face sitting
Would you take advantage of pone's natural skittishness and scare them?You have nice, sharp canines that could be frightening and intimidating to pone.
>>11612401>implying she won't flip around once you get tired>implying she won't ride you until she passes out
>>11612407The only person I could scare with my teeth would be Fluttershy.I would. Just once.
>>11612407>You have nice, sharp canines so does ponyAnd everyone knows not to scare that pony. It's mean.
>>11612394>S4 will be the last season>Equestria Girls spin-off begins
>>11612407Pony also has nice, sharp canines.
>>11611083I prefer RariJack
>>11612407I would look at pony.
>>11612407I would eat Fluttershy nonsexually
>>11612428Only pony*Hello evening, I didn't see you creep up on me.
>>11610797why isnt this thread in the archive
>>11612380>>11612419Hyper chubby gals are unf as fuck.
>>11612407I'd go all out on nightmare night with a chainsaw serial killer costume to scare the willies out of them
>>11612407so do pones
We shipping now?
>>11612407Sometimes I get the urge to scare the hell out of my nephews and nieces and scar them for life.Like charge into their room when it's dark roaring and screaming and then run off before they know what's going on.
>>11612407>skittishnessWhy was the first thing to come to my mind Pikmin?
Someone wanted zebra vag a while ago. Here it is.
>>11612499her vagina looks like balls
>>11612474Don't be ridiculous, anon.
>>11612486But Snips x Apple Bloom is canon
MLPG i gotta go to bed, but dont want to miss anything. can we all just stop ponying for a while until i get back up?
>>11612499Whoa.Those are nice thick holes.Any more?
>>11612524I want to stick things in that gap nonsexually
More demon hips when?
>>11612490That's natural, anon.Scaring the shit out of people and animals is fun.
>>11612499it does kinda look like balls
>>11612524That's a gross horse, not a cute pony.
>>11612499Hi Saran. How's the print project?
>>11612543Whoa what the hell is this supposed to be?
>>11612515YOU LOOK LIKE BALLSI can see where you're coming from, the mons may be a bit too fat.
>>11612558>you little little little boy
>>11612558It is a little strange that I really find horses gross but love them little cartoon ones.
>>11612569>too fatbullshitbullshit all the way
>>11612569You should just go all the way and draw some bulbous zebra nuts.Hilted in your waifu.
Do we finally have a good rip yet?
>>11612566sunset shimmer from eqg
>>11612499>best horse>deliciously puffyMy nigga
>>11612569>YOU LOOK LIKE BALLS
>>11612585OHAnd THANK YOU SO MUCH
Would you fly her to the moon, /co/?
>>11612566Spoiler alertSunset Shimmer
>>11612600I'm glad they changed her hairstyle.I hated the topknot. Distracted me the whole game it was just so awful looking.
>>11612499I'd put it in that zebra's butt
>>11612600>not short haired versionI guess...
>>11612592>>11612616At what part of the movie does she turn into a bat demon?! Did I missed all the discussion about that already?
>>11612600Sure would.If you know what I'm sayin.
>>11612632>I find you normally to be quite banal>but today I would be open to trying buttsex
>>11612641Yeah. Like weeks ago when we saw it in the leaks and then you didn't miss anything when it was a major fucking plothole how she was able to use the crown without the power of friendship.
>>11612497imagine fluttershy playing pikminCould you imagine just how broken her poor little heart would be?
>>11612669For some reason, I imagined everything but the spoilered word in zecora's voice. The spoilered bit was Seth Rogan's
>>11612631Bobcuts are better anyway
>>11612641Basically the endingShe, for some reason, activates the crow and gets corrupted with dark magic and turns demon. She uses her powers to turn Snips and Snails into demons and planned to use an army of brainwashed teenagers to take over Equestria.
How is MLPG as of late?
>>11612292What kind of reaction is that?
>>11612703You don't like jokes?
>>11612579not at all, real horses are creepy. These ponies were optimized to be cute.
>>11612715Dead when BCS is asleep/drugged up/masturbating
>>11612561Working on it every day. Human anatomy is something I need to study more.>>11612533I keep everything on my Tumblr, some stuff of on the sub.http://saran-rape.tumblr.com/
>>11612715Pretty alright now that bcs isn't around
>>11612600I hope Bayonetta 2 has less shitty random DO OR DIE QTEs that come out of nowhere.Like that shitty lipstick bullet thing at the end of the sage boss fight.
>>11612721I will never understand why that bunny objects to free sex
>>11612737Well, show me what you got.
>>11612756They're much more forgiving apparently.
>>11612747I like the sweater that DT is wearing
>>11612674Oh wow. I didn't think there was going to be anything like that in the dumb high school movie. Wasn't even sure magic existed.>>11612713All the bad girls sure like using snips and snails to their own ends.. Don't know why but it seems like it's not working.
>>11612759He's around ponies so much his natural sex drive has been warped.Now he can only get it up to winking mare vaginas.
>>11612660Ridiculously passionate night on the town followed by drinking aged wines at an outdoor patio, listening to a small orchestra performance and maybe some dancing.
>>11612759Fluttershy didn't fulfill his romance requirements.
>>11612737Are you this Saran?http://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-saran
requesting horse rarity and sweetiebelle in any of these poses, thanks.http://imgur.com/a/Q82VV
>>11612756Or the one they usually have at the end of every Call of Duty since the first Modern Warfare.
>>11612590I probably should draw some more horse dicks, they're fun to render.
>>11612797/r/ing you to die.
>>11612784What if Rarity got a little too drunk and started acting lewdly and making a scene?
>>11612775Yeah, yellow and black really goes well with her
>>11612806How about you don't and forget you ever had the thought?
Requests I guess?
>>11612806Saran, what are your thoughts on human x pony?
>>11612835Draw the hippie pone couple doing cute stuff.
>>11612817I'd take her back to her place and let her act lewdly there, so long as Sweetie isn't around.Which she shouldn't be if Rarity and I are out.
>>11612835Applejack doing some rope bondage on fluttershy
>>11612835Babs giving Applebloom a noogie.
>>11612835Pony DT and SS with these outfits>>11612824>>11612747
>>11612835POUND x CUP CHUBBY INCEST
>>11612835draw Sweetie spinning.
>>11612835Scootaloo kissing an inflatable Rainbow Dash doll
>>11612847There's like 10 hippie pones
>>11612848That would be pretty awkward if Sweetie walked in on you and Rarity drunkenly ponying.
This one's donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9cyOTTwjx0
>>11612835CMC rolling around on a giant D20 causing wanton destruction
>>11612878The main pair.Yknow flax seed and wheat grass (I think that's her name)
>>11612895why would the cmc be in a chinese restaurant?
>>11612878>hippie pony couplethese qts, silly
>>11612886Well, I know what I'll do tomorrow.
>>11612784How do you dance with pony? Dancing next to them is alright, but not the same.
>>11612946Well I guess you could slow dance with their pony legs wrapped around your waste and have them stand on your feet.Or just dance next to them
>>11612946I like to think they rear up on their hind hooves and put their forelegs on your shoulders.You might have to help hold them up, but a good-sized pony should be pretty easy to dance with
>>11612946awkwardly with them on their hindlegs, you supporting their front
>>11611271Here ya go
>>11612964>your wastehomophones kill me
>>11612970Pinkie just don't give a fuck.
>>11612946you hold them up and let their feet dangle
>>11612907Maybe they're being interviewed?>>11612946If it's a Pegasus, they'd dance in the air around you, and you'd grab their forelegs occasionally and swing them about.
>>11612970oh noponk why
>>11612970heh that's greatreminds me of this one
>>11612885Makes me think of that old greentext involving said scenario.And a certain young pony's piggy bank.>>11612946Depends on their size, but with the non princess ponies probably just next/across from or with them holding onto your waist.Though them standing like that may be awkward, at least a little.Or you can just swing dance and throw them around a bit.I dunno, make it work.
>>11612964Do you have to pee, Dash?
>>11612794Yes and no.http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Asaran+rape&commit=Go>>11612832I've been slacking, gotta practice them phallic shapes.>>11612842Who wouldn't stick their thing in a sentient, willing pony?
>>11612968Are you saying a good sized pony can reach up to your shoulders or something?
>>11612977I guess you could say it was a homocide.
>>11612969I wish I had that pic with Dash leaning on a human now.
>>11612994She's dancing anon, look at her go.
>>11613000>Who wouldn't stick their thing in a sentient, willing pony?I was talking about vice versa.
Gay people should start calling their fuck buddies cum chums.
your favorite pony loves you
>>11613002yes, but only on their hind hoovesbasically what >>11612969 said except you hold their front hooves on or by your shoulders
your favorite pony just likes you
>>11613030Stop trying to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, Anon.
your favorite pony kinda likes you
your favorite pony wants to marry you
>>11613030That'd be nice.
This is how you dance with pony
your favorite pony wants to go bowling with you
your favorite pony doesn't have any strong feelings for you.
>>11613054>>11613053>>11613037why does pony torture me with mixed messages
>>11613056That's the one I was looking for.Thanks for posting.
>Pinkie rolling up like a ball in the beginning
>>11613056Holy shit her foreleg is gigantic.I've just ruined that image for you forever.
Your favourite pony just took out a restraining order.
your favorite pony dislikes you.
your favorite pony wants your D in her V
>>11613067I'm totally gonna wipe the floor with her.
>your pony waifu will never make you cum like a zebra
your favorite pony wants to have children with you someday
your favorite pony hates you and not in a tsundere way.
>>11613089Not really, I already knew it was drawn kind of wonkily I mean look at her chicken legs>>11613085Holy shit that is adorable. I love the idea of a pony trying to get anon to hug her.
>>11613023Jamming a pony into your penis sounds painful, anon.
your favorite pony just ponied everywhere
>>>/co/51044522>inb4 we still can't link to /co/
>>11613094My dirt in her vacuum?!
Any other requests?
Still no dvd copy? damn, I wanted to stream it for you guys. Maybe tomorrow.
>>11613104I'd run around with a tiny Luna/Celestia/any pony on my back.That'd be fun.
What's the last thought you masturbated to?No images, video, or fiction, just something you created in your head from pure imagination.
>>11613120But I don't have a penis.
>>11613133i'm happy you don't hat us
>>11613133Night's still young, maybe we'll get one soon
your favorite pony FUCKING hates you, she thinks you're an annoying useless piece of shit and she only wants you to die in the most painful way possible.
>>11613138Pinkie Pie digesting Rainbow Dash
>>11613103>zebra volume, human flow rate>eight minutes of toe curling climax
>>11613129Dash waiting anxiously by the phone for an important call
>>11613138Being a pet pony
>>11613122I'm getting a 404, was it deleted?
your favorite pony doesn't even know you exist
>>11613144Fluttershy would never think that
>>11613159But she does
your favorite pony is actually Rainbow Dash
why did rarity think this was a good outfit for a dangerous missionthis is beyond irresponsible
>>11613129Rumble playing in heavy fog like it's snow?
your favorite pony isn't real
>>11613122Still not sure why after all this time they still haven't allowed crosslinking to /co/ and /b/ threads.
>>11613168Now you're just wrong.
>>11612907CUTIEMARK CRUSADER CHINEESE BUFFET CHEFSThere is no noticeable difference in the quality of the food
>>11613169and you're beyond autism
>>11613138pinkie, rd, and aj using me as their fuck toy forcing me to make them cum but not allowing me to. at one point they had my cock in a glass tube that was strapped on and pinkie was riding the thing while aj was fucking me with a strapon and rd was shoving her clit in my face telling me to get my tongue in there and make her cum or else.
>>11613136It would be fun.
>>11613169She was making do with what she had.It probably looked better before she was thrown around inside that log and it got all torn.
>>11613158It's the Fred Perry thread.
your favorite pony something something
your favorite pony wants to get to know you
>>11613151But I already did something like that
>>11613171Jesus christ, turn your opacity up
>>11613192>wait why am I doing this, I can fly for real>"shut up and keep making airplane noises"
>>11613115Pony is very affectionate.
your favorite pony will never know you the way you know her
>>11613205How about MvM
>>11613133Jessy which of your plane pones like their passengers the most?Do they give them in flight movies?
>>11613202that name means nothing to mewhy are you linking it?
>>11613207I still hate you for that
>>11613207I suppose you did
>>11613205If my MVM game with tf2g fails, sure!
The archive finally woke up.
>>11613217How hard do you think pone would vie for your attention and affection?
>>11613225Aw come on.How about I make it up to you?
>>11613224There:>>>/co/51041619Honestly, it's like you've never heard of the guy before.
>>11613245Make Gloomy happy you fuck.
>>11613207Hey Nobody, draw pone getting hit by a frisbee.
Are images loading really slow for other people?
>>11613268>>11613207ha I second this
>>11613233>no Octavia in EGWhat a fucking rip.
>>11613279You should feel proud of that.
>>11613218Not with that attitude.
>>11613244It would depend on the pony and how badly they fall for you.
>>11613160She's a very lovely cuddly pony
>>11613295>return to sender
>>11613268>Saffron plays frisbee with Renne.jpg
>>11613288Vinyl looked fine in EG. Plus, she deserves more popularity.
>>11613314Oh god i remember those
>>11613314>not wolf nanaki
>>11613281I'd fuck a rarisnake
>>11613295>fluttershy's in the box again>go over to the piano and begin noodling a soft melody as if she wasn't there>hear her sidle up to the chair
>>11613293Yes, but what about the random denizens of ponyville?What if they all started doing stuff like taping cardboard wings and horns to them after hearing you liked those kinds of ponies. What about when you discover there's a whole gossip circle just about what you might be interested in, nobody ever certain because they don't just want to ask you.What if Twilight bought into it and started trying to perform "tests" on you without trying to raise your suspicions?
>>11613345I want to say I'd give in and try and give all the ponies some one on one time but I wonder if that would get tiring.
>>11613281lamia ponies are neat
>>11613358>tfw I still haven't read renne quest
>>11613281>tying him down and gaggin himWhy not just hypnosis?
>>11613345Twilight would completely fail at any attempt at subtlety.
>>11613345What kind of tests?
>>11613345I'd wait patiently for one pony to eventually build up the gumption to ask me out on a date
>>11613380>twilight hopes anon doesn't notice her sudden erection.gif
>>11613364>I wonder if that would get tiringVery likely.Though it might be funny if one of the Princesses showed up with a "disguise.">>11613380Exactly.
>>11613390stop that rarity, you're scaring me.
>>11613373Hop to it, champit's _fun
>>11613426>that sceneMan, that movie was so hilarious.
>EqD sucking the dicks of Hasbro and DHX by proclaiming it was a "good movie"If they had any balls they would just come right out and say it had a few cute scenes but overall was pretty forgettable.
>>11613397I don't think mares can get erections anon.
I've been here for years and still have no clear idea just what the fuck "Renne Quest" is.
>>11613449It's too bad she never really took off
>>11613444"Good" to some people simply means "not bad" and "Great" is for what you would call "good"
>>11613446You know nothing of magic or unicorns, anon.
>facebook kids using popular memes without even knowing what they arewhy
>>11613449Jessy didja see Man of SteelIt had some cool plane action
>>11613444These people ACTUALLY enjoyed the movie, they aren't saying that out of pity.
>>11613451no mater what universe she's in, she can't dance to save her life.That's damn adorable.
>>11613451Those people aren't white at all though.
>>11613396>Pony asks you out on a date>Things are going well: You've just ordered dinner, the two of you are talking about what she does around town >She starts to ask about you and your interests, eyes bright with interest>You open your mouth to speak right as the fire alarm goes off>The two of you cover your ears and look around in confusion before a pony wearing a fireman's helmet runs past, grabbing your date in a magic field and running out the back door>You stand up to follow just as the alarm shuts off and Twilight appears seemingly out of nowhere, looking a little out of breath.>"Oh! You're here by yourself as well? M-maybe I could keep you company?"
>>11613444Remember the stream?They fucking clapped.
>>11613444Well he knows who cuts his checks.
>>11613469That isn't the reaction image, maybe she just likes the character?
>>11613471good reaction time, anon
>>11613422>there will never be a what if bad end fic
>>11613436It was pretty groovy. Yzma and Kronk were the best duo.>>11613484Where did my pony date go? I want her back.
>>11613472I mean it. I started watching the show and posting here June 2011, and even though I see it mentioned all the time I've never actually bothered to look into it or even get a firm idea of what it's about.
>>11613484Goddammit Twilight not again
>>11613487That's just an American tradition.
>>11613436what a coincidenceI'm watching it right now
>>11613477Twilight was damn adorable in EG. That's probably the one good thing about it.
Pony wants you to go fast.
>>11613473No, they just think they do because they either have shit taste or are just plain Hasdrones. That movie on the whole is thoroughly unenjoyable.
>>11613484Twilight please give me back my date
>>11613497usually I ignore fur faggotry, but god damn
>>11613484Why did that fireman pony take my date away?
>>11613470I heard that film was abd
>>11613460It's a quest that's a boatload of fun.Should check it out.
>>11613345I'd wonder why the sudden interest. And also get very uncomfortable.
>>11613470I'd like to, I'm just very tight for cash right now. I heard it was very good.
>>11613497>sucking a strap onwhy
>>11613523I'd stretch her taffy if you know what I mean
>>11613494It pays to name files.
>>11613523Sometimes it's nice to take things slow.
>>11613549I've heard very mixed reviews from different people
>>11613549Action scenes were pants-blowingly awesomeEverything else was forgettableBUT THOSE ACTION SCENES OH MY GOD SO SICK
>>11613523Silly pony. Tribes died in 2011.
What are videogames ponies play?
>>11613560I'd go slow with that ponyRight up to point where I as in complete control and then I would pretend to go fast just to get a scared whimper out of her for funBut then I'd still go slow
>>11613460You've been here for years and you don't know what a quest is.Riiiiiiight.
>>11613549It wasn't too good.Action was fine, story was awful.Best part was when there was a tornado and they were yelling at everyone to get under the overpass, the exact worst place to be in a tornado.
>>11613460>>11613569pop onto /tg/ for a while and you'll get itbasically a cross between an interactive adventure and a roleplaying game. One guy, usually a name- or trip-friend, acts as the GM, setting up situations. Via dice, voting on selected methods, or coming up with their own, the other anons in the thread play as a character navigating a series of events orchestrated by the GM.RenneQuest, being a finished quest, is available in archive form. You can read the GM (LK's)posts as well as the decisions, reactions, and discussions of the anons who took part in the quest.It's quite fun
What if...germs were ponies....does that mean you're covered in ponies right now?
>>11613578They still play arcade games only.
>>11613569like a CYOA, but typically more expansive, longer, and more well-developed.
>>11613486Who in the holy Hell are these horses I'm looking at?
>>11613578Not fucking skyrim.
>>11613523I stopped going fast long time ago.
>>11613569No, a Quest.Players make decisions and go on an adventure. Starring cute horses.
>>11613588but germs arent ponies idont want ponies clogging my pores
>>11613588How's being rife with disease, MT?Have you picked up a Virginia Ham, yet? Smithfield is famous for them.
>>11613595original characters created for the quests
>>11613588Oh god I hope soAlso I hope you feel better
>>11613588It would mean that you and I would have to exchange ponies MT.
>>11613588Recent studies indicate that a majority of the biomass in the human body is actually foreign bacteria.
>>11613578I bet Rarity would play Minecraft.
>>11613602Cute horses shopping for scarves
>>11613617So I'm more pony than I am human?
>>11613588But that means you kill 99.99% of ponies when you clean.
>>11613578lol I get it the player character in skyrim has a special power related to shouting and fluttershy is a quiet pony who never shoutslmao so hilarious
>>11613617goddamn illegal immigrants
>>11613597and why is that?
>>11613620Rarity would play bejeweled.
>>11613597I remember when everyone was sucking Skyrim's dick one year ago.What happened?
>all this pornWell I guess it's officially night thread. Anyone have anything they want drawn sexually?
>>11613600Is that Prey 2?
>>11613536>"I didn't see any firepony. Have you been seeing things? Maybe you should come to the library so I can run some tests-">She's interrupted as the fire alarm goes off again, making you both cover your ears as she yells something through the noise.>Quick as a flash a pair of fire ponies, these ones rather big and strong looking, come by and grab her out of her chair, whisking her away.>You're about to get up and leave as the fire alarm dies down again when a hoof on your shoulder encourages you to sit.>"You wouldn't be about to leave a lady waiting, would you?">You'd recognize the voice, elegant dress, and mane anywhere.>Rarity eases herself into the chair across from you.>This is getting out of control.
>>11613570As long as it doesn't pull a bayformers I think I'll enjoy it.
>>11613578THEY ALL JUST LOVE REVERSI ON THERE WINDOWS 1 MACHINES.
>>11613620>Rarity >mincecraftNo way, minecraft has Fluttershy written all over it. Twilight too probably.Rarity would play games like the Sims.
>>11613637>people sucking skyrim a year ago.Where the fuck where you? IGN?
>>11613588Would snuggle that pony even if it meant terrible illness
>>11613571B-but I still have fun when I play Tribes: Ascend!
>>11613641fluttershy exposing herself to anon
>>11613597>>11613637>play skyrim for an hour>go back to dark souls
>>11613641Octavia cum inflation
>>11613653People actually still play it?
>>11613588OH GOD GET THEM OFF
>>11613641anal sexpony of your choice
>>11613661Did that game get cancelled? I thought a few days ago how I hadn't seen anything about it since that one thing it had at E3 a couple years back.
>>11613666Of fucking course, nigga
>>11613609>OCs, fanfiction, and tradition dice-rolling style games all rolled into oneI'm not too confident about this but I'll take a look.
>>11613641>>11613674Fluttershy's first time
>>11613649I've seen it everywhere, how the fuck should I know? I'm not into vidya, now you're all into Animal Crossing or some shit.
>>11613645I just wanted to have a quiet date...
That ain't autism.THIS is autism:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStasSCh3Ks
>>11613637I started a new game of skyrim again. It's obviously not some hardcore game with super hyper realism, but it is a fun game to explore, and the lore is fun.
>>11613641applejack doing rope bondage on fluttershy
odds - finish marker and hiatusevens - finish twilightdubs - work on printbook
>>11613641Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 Window deluxe VW Bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>11613695>but it is a fun game to exploreWhy? There's nothing to find.
>>11613682I don't read fan fiction or place /tg/ games ever and I enjoyed a few of those quests.Though some of the enjoyment may have been from doing it live, but good luck.
>>11613700Get to work, goat.
>>11613695yeah I love visitng the same dungeons with the same three puzzles over and over.
>>11613682>OCs, fanfiction, and tradition dice-rolling style gamesI like all of those things thoughand it's not really fanfiction, like how D&D isn't writing a fantasy novelwhatever floats your boat though man hee
>>11613499some day i'll get around to writing it anon. some day.
>>11613711are you attempting a ruse? The whole game is exploring. There are tons of places to discover and explore.
Evens: Draw human and ponyOdds: Draw pony
>>11613682There's no dice rolling, it goes by majority decision.I never really considered it to be on the level of fanfiction since it was a participation thing.>tfw you didn't get to participate
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>11613745rarara wearing eqg rarara clothes
>>11613745Draw more pony in EqG outfits.
>>11613745Time for Applejack in a pretty dress.Or you can finish Rarity prettifying Applejack.
>>11613728>>11613695>not ponyI think the game could have used a better combat system. TES games are kind of notorious for that. The fighting is clunky and It's stupid to be able to drink a million potions and have to wait an hour after every battle to heal up.
>>11613692If you went on a date with any non main 6 pony, or either of the princesses, which pony would you pick and why?Bonus points for not Lyra or Bon Bon.
>>11613700Deus vult, goat. The Dice Gods always know best.>>11613748Some quests do dice rolling, that's why /tg/ has a dice function. I'm assuming here the guy was talking about quests in general.
>>11613731Oh~?Well I'll keep waiting then~
>>11613764there are some mods that make the combat more engaging. It still doesn't help dragon fights, but not every game is perfect.
>>11613744And those places are all boring and streamlined and unfulfilling.That's the ultimate problem with Skyrim. Bethesda slacked off on the rpg elements in order to focus on the action... but pretty much still failed on the action front because their engine is shit.So what you get is a mediocre game that's neither good at action or good at rpg mechanics or good at exploration, just a dull hybrid of the three that drags on monotonously.
>>11613766Cheerileebecause she's pretty and hardworking and deserves some time off to do something fun
>>11613783can't wait for the rpg to be bad
oh man what if everyone had a personal shoulder germ pone ....just waiting
>>11613756I don't like Rarity's clothes in EQG.
>>11613772>I'm assuming here the guy was talking about quests in general.Oh.Well then I would say it's about half and half with those that use dice and those that do majority decision. They both tend to work out in their own way.
>>11613659>play skyrim>immediately install mods to make female argonians as sexy as possible
While we're talking about quests, I'm running Celestia Quest which resumes Wednesday at 7pm UTC-5.
>>11613791I want a personal shoulder pinkie to give out bad advice
>>11613791I must have a depression pony
>>11613791Don't forget Antibody Pone. They're the good germs.
>>11613678Bethesta thinks Prey 2 currently isn't 'good enough' and I think they are about to pull the plug.Nobody really knows what's going to happen with the game.Being cancelled might be the best guess.
>>11613783I agree with this. However, it does have horses, which are kinda like ponies, and that's good.
>>11613791mt plsget better soon
>>11613791I will contact my Lysol pony
>>11613766Chickenbutt. I figure a date with her would be a blast.
>>11613811god fucking damnit
>>11613791>EA's germpone will never infect you and turn you into a fetish monster
>>11613763The show could use more stallionsThe only ones with personality are Mac, Blueblood, Shining Armor, Braeburn, and... that's about it, off the top of my head.
>>11613813>However, it does have horsesWhich are pretty much as fast as running speed and die instantly to everything.
>>11613823>tfw you will never be delitized
>>11613659>make my character and watch half of the first cutscene>quit and never played againNot because I didn't like it or anything, I had to go suddenly and just haven't gotten around to playing it more since.