>tfw very slow leakage

>>11594132
>inb4 stereotypical mexican AJ

>rape

>rape

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>>11594132
I would let Fluttershy keep her gentle accent.

>you will never be forced to swallow 2 loads of zebra spunk simultaneously

What's this "cafeteria song" everyone's talking about?

>>11594174
You

With that name I must ask, what is your favorite lobster dish?

>>11594132
I like an English accent, the kind Sophie Ellis Bextor uses to sing, but somehow, I don't see Fluttershy speaking like that, she's perfect the way she is.

>>11594149
u-unf?

>>11594188
Live.

I enjoy earning my food.

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A German one

>>11594185
It's from EG

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>>11594182
Yes, this is good.

>>11594144
and cum smells like spoiled milk. It's best we just lose our sense of smell.

>>11594185
from the EqG leak

>>11594185
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1UjR5oYmM9o

>>11594225
link?

>>11594213

Live? That doesn't make sense.
No, this is more simple than that.
I'll give you an example. I like my lobster boiled. The shells are easy to crack and I dip them in butter.

>>11594193
Just let it be posted around as much as possible before implementing the patch. EqD at least.
I don't see that it matters if it gets posted in other places as well. It'll just mean even more brony butthurt.

Rarity would have an Essex accent.

>>11594244
I dip mines in butter too, they're just still kicking on the way in.

Guys, I have a 100/25, let me download it first and it'll be better for everyone.

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>>11594229
Indeed. Who would even want to change the voice of their favorite pony? The only pony that has this kind of issue is Bonbon.

>>11594193
>>11594245
just what exactly is the /mlp/ patch? a thousand dildos?

>>11594265
You can't do that
I would strike you from Lobster Church less you give good reason

>>11594244
Serious note though, I enjoy them steam cooked with garlic and butter with a thing of garlic butter dip on the side.

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>>11594229
If she had to have a foreign accent, though, what would you like? I'm thinking of either a slight English accent, or whatever the accent Shae from GoT has, but still with Fluttershys gentle tone.

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Where did this come from?

>>11594214
>wanting your favourite pony to have a german accent
Why do you hate pony so much?

>>11594243
Don't have it

i'd give Dash a Boston accent.

>>11594285
I usually use just some basic seasoning too. Nothing fancy, just Old Bay and the goodies.

>>11594288
Obviously Svedish.

>>11594295
Damn. Well thanks anyways

>>11594271
>Bonbon used to be a child actress who could adapt her voice according to the role she needed to play
>The reason she's so bitter and "hates fun" is because now that she's grown up, her acting career died
>she still does different voices to annoy and confuse other ponies

>>11594305

>Swede
>not Icelandic
>not Belgian

>>11594303
>Old Bay on lobster

LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME

Nice signature.

http://i.imgur.com/aHCl4gm.png

>>11594325
>not Finnish

>>11594289
not gg.

Ima just leave this here

>>11594091

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>>11594313
Poor Bonbon.

>>11594332
>adding a dick to luna
heresy

>>11594325
Flemish accent is hot as fuck.

>>11594332
oh brae. you faggot.

>>11594332
(un?)fortunately I could recognize Braeburned forever

That's bretty good for him

>>11594351
She's also getting fucked by Celestia

What if pony cum was, in every way that mattered, what we'd recognize as cream cheese frosting?

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>>11594351
punishable by death

>>11594332
doesn't need one. i can tell from the shitty anatomy, rubber skeleton, and awkward face angles that it was braeburned "art."

>>11594346
That's not autistic in any way imaginable. Slightly stupid, but that's it.

>>11594332
I wish I could hate you to death.

>>11594370
It wouldn't be able to travel through the urethra.

>>11594367
>adding a dick not only to luna but also to my waifu
Over the line.

>>11594346
I just...what?What does that have to do with derpy?

>>11594332
This reminds me of pokehidden more than anything

>>11594350
that dress makes it look like she has a boner under there.

>>11594370
This is not a new concept.

>>11594394
she knows anon's into futas.

>>11594392
I've been away for a while. Did he ever finish the game?

>>11594370
Drink from the tap.

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Do you think ponies would have a problem with you loving a pony?

>>11594350

But I DO love you. Even when you get all grumpy at me. C'mon... let's get you cleaned up.

>>11594350
I'd calmly put the fruit in a bowl, the curtain back on the curtain rod, and bring her to the bathroom to wash off the whore makeup. Then I'd peel those panties off with my teeth and see how many times I could get her off with just my tongue.

>>11594397
LUNA IS BUDDING
RUN FOR THE HILLS

>>11594397
cosmicunicorn always gets 2deep4u but her art's so goddamn good.

>>11594394
I'm going to remove whatever sexual organ you were born with so you stop bringing dicks into every fucking conversation that is conceived.

>>11594382
proof or gtfo.

>>11594375
>>11594332
what is wrong with luna's face?
it looks like her mouth and jaw have been rotated 90 degrees clockwise, like he drew her expression first and thought she'd be standing with her body going to the right, then decided halfway through to make her body go toward the bottom of the image and didn't bother to rotate her mouth.

>>11594406
GG has a coycat now?

>>11594332

>you will never be surrounded, penetrated, violated, and slowly subsumed by an immense amorphous blob of flesh
>you will never know you're going to die and know you should be fighting but be too lost in orgasmic bliss as every last nerve ending is caressed by fleshy carnal hellfire

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>>11594406
What st he expression in the bottom pic for?

>>11594416
The art is very good, but that's an awful ship.

>>11594412
>>11594413
Literally the best husbandos.
THE BEST

>>11594350
There's something about this expression that makes it adorable and heartbreaking at the same time.

Who drew this?

>>11594405
no. the lazy bastard let his fame go to his head and did other semi-pony-related things until it faded into obscurity.

>>11594420
>implying removing the penis/vagina will make you stop thinking about them

>>11594405
No he rage quit when Mane6 got C&D'd
Now he just makes commissions from brons
This is what I know of like a couple of months ago, the guy is full autism irl

>>11594416
To be honest, I think she fucks her ponies up a lot of times. It's painfully obvious that she uses a cuboid to construct the muzzle and the heads are often too big
Her landscapes are pretty amazing though

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>>11594411
It all depends on the action. I bet they would love a petting or belly rub if asked.

>>11594439
>removing testes
>removing ovaries
>not forcing ones sex drive into a nosedive

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would you touch this butt?

>>11594433
I know. She also supports Gildashy, talk about bad ships.

>>11594436
>>11594413 here. I'm actually quite gay.

>>11594448
I'd touch whatever Purple is looking at

>>11594447
it doesn't work that way,anon. Less, of course but still exists.

>>11594446
What I was meaning was do you think other ponies would find it weird/disgusting/wrong that you are with a pony?

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>>11594415
Budding? Like a spirochaete?!

Gasp! She's a clicker!

>>11594456
FAAAAAG

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>>11594420
2edgy4me
faggot

>>11594462
Then I'll gladly lobotomize you.

The last hope to die must be the one that tomorrow will be brighter.

>>11594471
Yes, and?

>>11594464
Like a what
Shes a what

>>11594464
CORDYCEPS

>>11594456
SOMEHOW THAT'S EVEN BETTER
GO LOVE ON THAT PONY
SHE HEARTS YOU SO MUCH

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>>11594463
It foreign to them. I think they will find it super strange a pony choose me as mate.

>things from the fandom you can't believe

Molestia is still going on. How much can you hammer one joke into the ground?

>>11594476
actually it's been shown that lobotomized individuals still retair their sex drive.

>>11594481
This hurts to look at

>>11594481
>pewdiepie
Please shoot me

Anyone downloading that torrent?

>>11594481
Where the fuck is her nose?

>>11594480
She's a whore yes a whore a lass of myth and lore
a pontifex of oral sex she'll ride you 'till you're sore

>>11594500
What torrent?

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>>11594481
That looks like shit.

>>11594494

>check
>Ask Princess Molestia #337

337 of these things? Really? God damn.

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>>11594463
of course they would. anyone would be disgusted at the thought of an innocent pony being ravaged by an abomination against nature like yourself.

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>>11594370
I'd rather that pone cum was a tasty and 100% nutritionally complete meal replacement

>>11594481
what the fuck is that

>>11594501
I miss my freedom

>>11594495
That's fantastic, it still served it's purpose considering you can no longer speak nor move your fingers to type.

>>11594500
ETA:11 hours

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>>11594501

>/pol/
>/lgbt/
>/soc/

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>>11594505
I still dont understand

>>11594509
and that's not counting the other comics in which molestia is still present. That's about 600 in total.

>>11594515
On second thought, I like your plan. You get a promotion.

>>11594500

>>11594506

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>>11594505

>>11594481
>pewdiepie commentors
I'm afraid to ask
But elaborate on this

Have any of the awful porn artists from the fandom met Lauren Faust?

>>11594505
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w

>>11594547
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zrn-yCRmls

>>11594528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w

>>11594489
In all honesty, it'd probably wind up ending with lots of cuddling and feels and maybe a little mutual masturbation. I just figured that sudden escalation would get a better reaction from the thread.

>>11594522
well, I stole your face.

>>11594494
When you do it so much, I suppose you eventually become the only perveyor of that joke which means that he must have a place to some people.

>>11594514
But don't ponies promote love and tolerance?

>>11594514
>abomination against nature
I'm a human, not a cyborg. I'm no more an abomination than she is.

>>11594554
>>11594556
>rarityisawhore mind

>>11594332
Braeburned has reached a new level of awful
I'm stunned that he keeps getting worse

>>11594555
Looks accurate

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>>11594578
last good thing he made

>>11594555
That pony voice got me off.
Twice.

reminder that all the ponies would gladly swallow your semen. They love salty things.

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>>11594576
>cyborgs
>abominations
nigga I will cut you.

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is this normal

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>>11594576
>you will never be a cyborg

>>11594534
>>11594515
so i guess the two of you have never read soashamedpony

>>11594555
Eh
It just draws more attention to him
It's pretty accurate though

>>11594609
Maybe someday, anon.
Maybe someday we can be the cyborgs.

>>11594610
No. It should be closer to 500GB

>>11594610
Use your brain champ

>>11594481
p...porn where?

>>11594564
She'd probably appreciate it anyway.
She just needs someone so badly... A friend, a swing, a husbando, it doesn't matter. Just, s-stay with her anon...

>>11594598
man you've got shit taste.

>>11594613
Fuck. Out of all the ">You will never X" this one hits me the most.

I'm fine living without a pony but holy shit

>>11594609
But where does the penis go

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>>11594613
reality is so cruel

>>11594609
>implying I dont want as many arguments as i can fit on my body
I think ponies might find animal-machine mixes abominations

>>11594598
me too. can i get a 10 hour remix?

>>11594555
>Slightly scroll through the comments
Augh god why do I torture myself like this

>>11594619
I love his stories,actually.

>>11594636
Is 'friends with benefits' good enough?

>>11594639
You need a penis to USB converter

>>11594619
I've read and masturbated to his work many many times

I'd just much rather get all my sustenance from my horsebando

>You'll never cook all day for him
>You'll never watch him eat your meal
>You'll never take him to bed to have yours

>>11594654
More than enough.

>>11594662
sounds painful.

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>>11594638
I know exactly how you feel, anon.

>>11594662
How much is it and where can I purchase this

>>11594664
anon, you need to man the fuck up.

>>11594619
>>11594651
>>11594664
night mlpg: when all the sick fucks come out to talk about foodscat

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why have roboponies when you can have robowomen?

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>>11594645
If they looked like this? Probably.

>>11594691
Because bitches

>>11594691
Because pony > human

>>11594691
Pone are superior

>>11594598
sounds like mila kunis

>>11594691
Because holy shit man ponies
PONIES

>>11594691
Because I want to be robotic, you fucker.

Fuck robotic ponies and fuck robotic women. I want the pieces.

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>>11594691
Shorter and more cuddlier.

Is the thing leaking? Will there be a stream?

Can I go to sleep? ;_;

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>>11594698

not these ones. flesh, that's what betrays you. not steel, not silicon.

>>11594691
robowomen look too much like real women and real women scare me

>>11594691
Robopone>robowomen
Pone>Women

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>>11594691
whynotboth.jpg

>>11594690
which reminds me of Ea's celestiaxanon foodscat fic.

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>>11594691
because if i can build a robo to take any form and still give it sentience/sapience, when why would i artificially constrain myself to the human form?

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>>11594713
SOMETHING is leaking.

>>11594714
Still not pony
Also, that bitch is like 5 stories high, how am I supposed to fuck it

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>suddenly machines
I am okay with this.

>>11594693
is that fanfiction STILL going?

Would you sacrifice your nuts and dick to be a cyborg? No, you don't get robo balls and robodick

>>11594738
No, but the fanfiction's fanfiction is.

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is there anything steamfags wont ruin?

>>11594731
And then the can of worms was opened.

I still don't believe it's possible to transfer ones 'consciousness."
Once our biological brain is removed in favor of robotics, we die.
Congrats, you now have an exact copy of you running around. Not you, a copy of you.

>>11594720
I'll be honest with you here, I would be tempted if robo Luna showed up on my doorstep

>>11594726
what

where is this

please post it

or at least a link

Would Rarity augment herself or is she a firm believer in purity first?

>>11594744
do I get robopussy?

>>11594744
Yes. I wouldn't even hesitate if it nets me an upgraded body.
Fuck this squishy sack of organs and water.

>>11594744
It's not like I use them much anyway...

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>>11594744
>implying

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So MLPG
Why aren't you playing New Vegas?

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>>11594738
IT NEVER ENDS

>>11594688
Are you implying there's something wrong with making a meal for your partner?
Are you implying there's something wrong with fucking them?
Are you saying you shouldn't swallow

>>11594757
but she has nogenitals

>>11594744
>No, you don't get robo balls and robodick
Good, slather me some of those stem cells

I want my ponycock

>>11594762

the only PFs would be Fluttershy and Applejack.

>>11594744
Honestly, sure. I could get more pleasure from making OTHER people orgasm.

>>11594774
I'm playing Torchlight 2

>>11594774
because that game is garbage

>>11594758
I'm trying to post it, but I can't find it. Anyway it's in /unf/,above the petpony one.

>>11594784
I'm sure they will come with a later DLC

>>11594788
You wouldn't pass the mental tests. You get nothing.

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>>11594736
You and me both.

>>11594738
see >>11594747

>>11594744
Gladly.

>>11594762
I like to think she'd come around to the idea eventually.

>>11594774
Played it
Finished it
Old World Blues and Dead Money were OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11594774
Is this sentenal? I saw him playing today.

>>11594772
who in hell spent time drawing that

>>11594802
>You wouldn't pass the mental tests
[citation needed]

>>11594779
I'm saying that you're a goddamn queer.

>>11594815
You wanting a horse dong is enough of a citation.

>>11594774
That is fucking horrifying and no, I already beat it to death
It was fun but I rushed through the last dlc

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>>11594713
better go to sleep anon.
i have the feeling that is not gonna leak today

>>11594808
I...suppose that's good?

>>11594762
>Rarity
>Not going full augment
Anon please. Rarity is one of the ponies I can easily see liking augments
Not the first generation but after that when they don't look like something AJ would like she'd be all over them

>Transhumanist
Space Luddite best future

>>11594797
so did EA take over writing SAP's stories?

is he gone or something?

>>11594827
perfectly normal people can want horsedicks.

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>>11594808
Why
They're ponies anon.
Don't you like ponies?

>>11594833
I was talking about the picture
Those two DLC were the best

So who's hopping on the augments train? I know I am. Sign me up for some artificial muscle and extra processing.

>>11594774
I finished it and did absolutely everything I could possibly do.
I did the same thing in F3.

She's not my favorite pony, but if she was Flutterguy all the time she would be.

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>>11594774
This just reminded me Bethesda will be making FO4, and it will be just as shit as FO3.

>>11594839
Sap's still alive, just google soashamedpony and you'll find his tumblr. He did a... weird fic, pinkie vomiting everything in anon's mouth. I can't say I liked it very much.

>>11594797
i'm not seeing it. was it an image or actual text on that board? its hard to search with all that spoilertext (on a nsfw board, no less)

>>11594827
in that case everyone is fucked up for wanting any augment

>>11594843
NO
I DON'T WANT THAT

>>11594756
Your self is as much as the activity of the neurons in your brain, I'd think that if two brains were linked, one being your current and the other a mostly exact copy, your consciousness could be slowly pushed from one into the other one. The issue with this is that there isn't really any way to prove that you haven't died in the process and brought a copy alive instead. But in that case you might start worrying about a whole lot of things that could end with killing you and bringing a copy alive. Either way we probably won't have to deal with this for a few more decades.

>>11594852
I've been told so. when i upgrade my computer, I'm going to download it.

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>>11594733
unf

>>11594854
Augments will have a lot of problems bro. They won't be like in games and movies where you can punch trough solid concrete without problems and lift 10 times your weight with a single hand.

The mechanical part ends and it's followed by squishy organic matter. That can't survive the same forces.

>>11594867
Actual text. I have the RAW cap, but it's 2500x5000. Gimme a minute and I'll splice it in two.

>>11594860
Why do you like horse dicks so much?

>>11594876
Spoiler
House is the only good choice

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>>11594864
groce.

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>>11594873
Now they're all sad.
Do you see what you've done anon?

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>>11594883
>implying the hardcore augs wouldn't just get their brain and upper spinal column installed in a full prosthetic body

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>>11594823
You're in MLPG
Are you surprised?

>>11594906
That's the only way to use 80% of all the power

True men would just upload their conscience in a robotic body.

>>11594901
>foodscat is good but vomit is gross
I'm not disagreeing, but it's kind of weird, don't you think?

>>11594883
I know that. I know the enhanced muscles aren't feasible without a load of extra shit to go with it.

I'd be more of an implant guy, anyways. I would really like to up my processing speed and memory.

>>11594854
The only thing I'd actually want is augmented eyes. Imagine zooming in on something at will.
Some kind of HUD in my vision would be pretty cool too.

>>11594919
no, I just feel sad for you.

>>11594919
And I feel his pain.

LEEK YET?

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>>11594922
Uploading is further off than full-body prosthetics, anon.

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>cyborg ponies

>>11594929
>thermal vision and nightvision built-in
I'd like this

>>11594939
Wasn't there a whole fanfic for this pic

>>11594929
Cybernetic eyes would be great. I'd like having enhanced vision and constant data streaming very much.
Maybe someday it could even include thermal imaging.

>>11594923
well, i don't think anyone else has done something like that before. not that i can recall, anyway. i kinda sorta got a boner from it, but it didn't really have any sex in it. didn't he say he'd rewrite it?

>>11594953
no idea. Haven't checked his tumblr in ages.

>>11594947
boy do i hope so.

please post it.

>>11594938
Well yeah but really if we get to the point where we get full body prosthetics we'd be almost immortal. The only problem is the aging of the brain but by ten I think we'd have ways to slow it down, stop it, or even "reverse" it somehow.

Full conscience upload would be only a waiting game at that point.

>>11594951
>you also get ads and popups inside your eyes
>you can't download adblock

>>11594929
>>11594951
Read some sweet shit about nanites replacing our blood and antibodies, along with being able to repair and replace DNA, effectively allowing us to live for much much longer.

>>11594979
>using google's services
No thanks

>>11594951
Jumping on the bandwagon for cybernetic eyes. Beyond-perfect vision plus low-light capability and flare compensation is all I want, though I wouldn't mind having a HUD either. That way I could read MLPG all the time.

>>11594984
>they will be implemented only long after you will be dead

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Why do you assholes always have to have the interesting topics and conversations at 4 in the fucking morning.

>>11594995
>implying google wouldn't be the only company starting this
they be swimmin' in mad dosh and they don't know how to spend it

>transponyist
disgusting

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>Full conscience upload
>implying that wouldn't just make a copy of your conscience
>and kill off the original

>>11594999
Some of it could be around by 2029.

Don't be so sure. But then again, WWIII could happen in that time frame as well.

Welp.

>tfw they touch your neck

>>11595003
because that's when shitposters go away. Besides, it's noon here.

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boop

>>11595007
No they won't

>>11594996
>may get glaucoma later in life
I welcome our cybernetic eye ad overlords so long as I get to keep my vision.

>>11595012
Wouldnt that be teleportation

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>>11594976
Yeah, the real sticking point with transhumanism is that you have to live long enough for the real game-changers like full body prosthetics and uploading to hit, and since nobody knows how far off those are...

>>11595012
I argued the same thing further up the thread.

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>>11595003
night threads>day threads

>>11595027
They have an injection that can repair certain diseases of the eye. It's a gene therapy.

>>11594979
>Implying I would install tivoised hardware

>>11595027
I would bear glaucoma for as long as I could. Google isn't gonna put ads for boner pills and cat toys directly into my eyes.

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>>11595009
Go be obsolete somewhere else, fleshfag.

>>11595012
We have no way to know if that's the thing that happens

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ponies

>>11595041
tivoised?

>>11595029
Well, if you go by Mr. Kurzweil's estimates we could have some of it by the 50's.

Then again, I think he's a little too optimistic.

>>11595029
We're getting small things till then. Those should help but yeah that's the problem. Will we live long enough to get those game-changers

>>11595028
No, Star Trek's teleportation specifically does do that though.

>>11595031
It's a scary thought and goes beyond what we can understand.
The original is most certainly destroyed in the process and what comes out on the other side is the exact same matter, with the same thoughts, emotions, memories, but the original will still be dead.

Big fat round pony butts

>>11595053
So strong yet so fragile,so vibrant yet so dim -- transponyism in a nutshell.

>>11595019
Horse lips against your neck would feel amazing, human lips could never compare.

>>11595055
>disgusting human butts

>>11595068
I simply won't go for the mind upload. I'll just upgrade my biological body.

>>11595068
Our understanding of conscience is extremely limited. And not only that you're just saying things you think would happen based on our current knowledge.

It's like asking a man 100 years ago how to get on the moon.

>>11595058
yeah, and scientists back in the 50's said in the year 2000 we'd be colonizing the moon and drive flying cars. I'll let you know a scecret buddy, scientists are all talk.