TAKE THIS NEW HORSEOld thread: >>11574863
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE BETTER RIP
update on the stram: turns out the quality is unwatchable (SUPRISE) so stram is delyaed untill we get a GOOD recording
>>11582523>>11582539We should be getting the rip tomorrow.
>>11582523Okay, if we know one is coming tomorrow... (do we?)Imma probably go to bed then.
Oh boy, just what I always wantedhttp://i.imgur.com/sxufWHb.jpg
>>11582563>you will never bang sunset shimmer against a locker
>>11582561>>11582570The guy over here >>11577162 should have it by then.
>>11582588Quite a lot of detail on that little ponutI like it
>>11582602He says he missed the first 30 minutes though.
>>11582602>but there are some parts missingnot thanks
gimme a fat faggot treat with extra hot cum
>>11582643GOD.FUCKING.DAMMIT.YOU HAD ONE JOB, FANDOM.
I like that hair.
So I just saw the whole movie todayJust what the fuck did I... What the fuck..And there was a guy that smelled like spaghetti right next to me..I just... I just... Don't know what to fucking say/10
>>11582684But why is it blue?
>>11582643>>11582655Ah, it's in the OP. I was just reading off the links from other threads and the stuff late in that one, sorry.I'm amazed no one can get this level and stable from start to finish.
>mfw I'm acctually enjoying rewatching the Pokémon anime than Equestria Girls
>>11582643>>11582669Well there was that other guy's shitty rip that had only the first 30 minutes...
>movie's been out for a week now>no decent leaks, shitty camrips or lightly decent camrips that skip through the movie
>>11582720But that rip is literally unwatchable.
>>11582717Nigga, even Strawberry Shortcake is better than EQG at this point
>>11582715Yeah, someone managed to get the last 13 minutes in pretty good quality, and some of the songs as well. How bloody hard can it be to just film the entire movie with similar quality?
>>11582502I DON'T WANT WORST HORSEPOST A BETTER HORSE
>>11582502I love how tiny Twilight looks in that picture, it makes her even more adorable.
>>11582720That one is useless. It's mostly just footage of the ceiling. Not really watchable at all. Even the weirdly skewed new one is an improvement over that. At least it's got most of the picture.
Here's hoping this guy >>11580622 manages to upload his file soon. Too bad his upload speed is horrendous.
>>11582703I don't want to fucking hear it
>>11582715>>11582749for extra fun, someone actually has a decent rip now but is computer illiterate and can't encode it properly, and their internet is shit, so they're uploading the first half, like 4 gigs, and it wont be done for 14 hours
how long until she starts looking up her friends and finds all the porn humans have drawn of them
>>11582768I wish pony was real so I could pick them up like that.How would the rest of the mane 6 react if you picked them up like that?
>>11582793I think she already found it
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10905621/don't know if should unf
>>11582776>sidewaysCome on really
>>11582563what the fuck i thought this was a hot ass shot from the thumbnail but when i open its the front
>>11582810>hypernot even once
>tfw no (decent) leek
>>11582814>implying this matters
>>11582789Really? Couldn't someone just direct them how to use handbrake or something?
>>11582814It's easy to flip it. Some video players do it automatically.
>>11582814If it's the full screen then at least it can be flipped.
>>11582703>seeing it in theaters>even ironically
>>11582802Pinkie would be ecstaticFluttershy would be scaredRarity would hum and haw to be let downRainbowdash would squirm a lotTwilight would be asking questionsAJ would threaten you
cheerilee turns it off right as scootaloo is about to sing "pony" in the CMC song
>>11582810badger ben either gives me massive boners or absolute disgust this one is the later
>>11582703I watched the first few minutes on the aborted stram. Even the pony parts made me cringe.
>>11582850are... are they searching themselves in youtube?
>>11582844>squirmish Rainbow DashOH MY GODI WOULD NEVER LET HER GO
>>11582815they're basically paper dollsthey don't turn
>>11582866They are trying to become youtube famous.Youtube crusaders
>>11582866it's their song they uploaded.it's just their talent show song though.
>>11582883>>11582882what if they google'd themselves with the filters off
>>11582866they arethey literally are
>>11582905>Top rated comment>"I want to stick my penis in that tanned, purple haired girl.">"+52 Likes"
the entire CmC scene really should have been a backgroudn event, honestlyHaving them in the background blaring unfunny shit as twilight grows ever more fustrated due to the distraction from studying like a machine
spike builds a book fortwell, it's a bed, but still
>>11582963Please stop, just wait for the good rip.
>tfw the sketch looks better than the finished product>tfw you get the line weight all wrong while inking>tfw a restaurant has an embarrassing name for something you want to order so you settle for something else
>>11582963So do they know that Twilight is a hobo living in the library?Also, she'd probably smell after a few days with only one pair of clothes....u-unf
>ponejam hisd-does captcha know?
>>11582963>book bedfor gods sake whats wrong with twilight sleeping at the desk, she's not a complete autist
>>11582978I would play football with that EqG
>>11582252>would be funny if she mated with a stallion in human formyou guys are messed up
>>11582980>tfw the sketch looks better than the finished product
>>11582961IS THAT A PENIS?
>>11582961don't be feisty nowyou want to grow up to be big and strong don't you?
>>11583004...What if it was pony twilight riding human SA?
you will never sleep on a bookbed with twilightthat's where she gave it up to brad the night of the prom
>>11582997>footballDash would laugh and clap
>>11583048Twilight, what is wrong with you?
>>115830042lewd, i lost muh jorb
>>11583057speaking of which whats with all the uncaring contnuity throwoutsI mean fuck if Twilight never exsisted wouldn't Dash have a Gilda EQG friend instead?
which would you imouto
>>11583088what would EQG Gilda look like anyway
>>11583088Gilda was mean to pinkie and FSTwilight really had nothing to do with it.
>>11583088Twilight didn't really do anything in GtBO.
>good morning students and happy thursdayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVhkzwCR-kc
>>11583041>...What if it was pony twilight riding human SA?Is human SA naked too?
>>11583099NONEWhere's the preteen version of the CMC?
>>11583139Can't he be pitching a tent?
>>11583139No.He just has a massive bulge half way to his knee
>>11583139Why would he be naked? Twilight has clothes as a human, does she not?
Why not Human Celestia riding Pony Luna
>>11582905i told you so
>>11583164>Sister, my back is wet, Did you spill your drink?
damn my unbridled lust for blondes
>>11583118>>11583119Thats the pointIf it wasn't for Twilight Pinkie pie wouldn't be AS CLOSE a friend to fluttershy or dash as she is in the show - they'd be the same status as the rest of ponyville still - which means that Rainbow Dash would never get the confrontation with Gilda that Pinkie Pie sets up (although it's likly Pinkie would still prank Gilda back anyway, the situation would be completely different)
>>11583157>He just has a massive bulge half way to his kneeDoes human SA still have pony anatomy down there>>11583161>Why would he be naked? Twilight has clothes as a human, does she not?no she does not
>>11582810its fukken terrible. its a goddamn human body with the the hands and feet cut off and replaced with hooves
Going to do another one of these things. Give me a pony or two to draw.
>>11583192She is clearly clothed in that picture.
>>11583184They were all friends before Twilight came...
This is how everyone sees you.
>I have been watching a show made for 5 year old girls for close to 3 years now
>>11583217But I'm not white or fat and I don't buy the dolls.
>>115832173/7 of those people look pretty normal
>>11583192>Does human SA still have pony anatomy down thereNo, he's just really lucky.
how do you remove that new shit on the derpibooru front page
>>11583217They look pretty normal to me, even that creepy guy in the back.I mean, they don't even have fedoras, try harder.
>>11583243Click on images.
>>11583205They knew eachother, certainly. "Friends" would be a bit of a stretch - certainly friendly neighbours, but probably not the close social ring they are now.
>>11583217is that warioenough with the waxed handlebar mustachesit isn't fucking the 1800sif hipsters want to be really hip they should wear hitler mustachesthat would be really retro
>>11583004>stallions casually leaking horsecum all over the place in publicwow once again GG gets one of my exact fetishes
>>11583217>This is how everyone sees you.jokes on you, i don't buy any pone merchandise or go out at all
>>11583260It's just a mustache calm down
>>11583229Oh well, they're cute and have kept me from going insane so it's all good.
>>11583290Telling him ensures that he will never draw it again.
>>11583260It's clearly Snidely WhiplashDid you know Alfred Molina played him in the 1999 Dudley Do-right movie?
>>11583274inb4 picture of one face with "autism" cropped under it
>>11583248Also the friendship dynamics would be different - i.e Although Dash and Fluttershy would probably still be friends from childhood, Dash would probably never truly reconcile with her, or go through her dragonshy issues (amongst her many many other issues), or even get a pet.
>>11583302>Scoots anon is a neetWhat a shock.
>>11583342What a sweaty pony.
>>11583234>3/7 of those people look pretty normalOnly the girl. The rest are at least wearing Pony shirts.
>>11583371The girl is wearing a pony shirt too...
Rarity is better at telekinesis than Twilight.
>>11583370>>11583266>>11583326I never got these, what's the joke?
>>11583365Pony needs to cool down
>>11583385b-but muh vagina...
>fluttershy and pinkie pie arguing about textskill me pls
>>11583388only with clothing.and twilight can detect gems better than rarity which is her freaking cutie mark
>>11583365Not as sweet as AJ.
>>11583388it's a show written to entertain toddlers
>want to tell GG that I like a certain series of his>>11583312Fuck me then.
>>11583341i meant go out as in, socially i have a job
>>11583403What? Why would they do that, anon?
>>11583392isis this nigga serious
>>11583403>flutershy>having a phone at allThen again, she's probably better at talking to you when your not face-to-face, so she'd probably have to turn it's volume down and give it a cute, non-alarming ring tone
>>11583388you are now aware that if she wanted to, rarity could plunge a thousand needles straight through your body like bullets
>>11583403but aren't portable phones what them young whippersnappers use these days?
More degenerate bronies.>>11583385>The girl is wearing a pony shirt too...She's a girl, and it's semi normal. It looks just like a pink shirt. Girls can wear that. The rest look like fools and dorks.Wearing a graphic T is an advertisement to others. Wearing a "nerd" shirt says that you're obsessed with childish things. It's okay to enjoy them, but obsessing over them is bad. You look like a child.Graphic t's in general are kids clothing.
>>11583413Not as sweaty, either.
>>11583430>someone asking a questionwow what a shocker
>>11583439Her ringtone would be puppies and kittens playing.
>>11583428FLUTTERSHY IS SUCH A GOOD FRIENDWHAT A THOUGHTFUL PONY
>>11583465knowign the movie it'd porbably be the fucking meow mix song
>>11583455She doesn't look to happy to be winking
>>11583478Hah! I love Qwantz.
>>11583481She is sweetest pony.
>>11583534I guess I can unf to that
>>11583448aside from like the 1 or 2 guys wearing fedoras, they all look pretty normal, less than 1/2 of them have visible pony related merchandise.
>>11583516Please stop making these.
>>11583545YESNEXT TIME I GET SICK, I'M GOING TO CALL HER UP AND ASK IF SHE CAN BRING ME SOME SOUP AND THERA-FLU
>>11583570>not liking epic memes
they missed out on some shaolin soccer references here
>>11583552>tfw you'll never play soccer with Rainbow Dash
>>11583580but she is not real, anon
>>11583554I can see the light...
>>11583605MAYBE IN YOUR FAGGOT DIMENSION SHE'S NOTARE YOU SAYING YOU _STILL_ HAVEN'T MOVED TO EQUESTRIAHOLY SHIT BRO GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
>>11583633Aw, she looks cute.
>>11583633oh god what did they do to you chubby pony
>>11583604i want a spunky cute flat-chested athletic girl with a tight petite toned body who looks best in workout clotheshow do i
>>11583633Are you just going and screencapping moments from a shitty camprip Because absolutely no one cares
>>11583629i'm sorry, anonit must be painful being so delusional
would you verb a noun?nonadverbally
>>11583643She's always been cute though.
>>11583633>mrs cake>not chubbyFUCK EEVRYTHING FUCK YOU FOREVER MEGHAN
>>11583260Hipsters did it. Then failures at life tried to jump on it too.
>>11583655what nonoun is not for attribute
>girls will never be awkward around you
>>11583676She's definitely chubby, calm the fuck down.
>>11583698THOSE ARE NOT THE ARMS OF CHUBFUCK YOU
>>11583695HER LEGS ARE GIGANTIC
>>11583392I don't really even know myself anymore, and I still like them.
>>11583649She wants his D in her V.
I'm kind of scared to see Leth's post count tonight.BCS is gone, and she made a ton of shitposts.
>>11583392It's something /vg/ does, especially tf2g
I just want to know what they humanized all the horse-puns into.Like how the Wonderbolts became the Wondercolts and such.
>>11583749It's been like that for the last four days
>brad is sunset shimmer's ex-boyfriend>rarity said "boyfriend">rarity's voice said the word "boyfriend" in a canon official mlp movie>oh god twilight said the word "boyfriend" too>my beloved pony girls' voices are talking about boyfriends in my little ponykill me nowwhat's the fastest way to die
>>11583695I'm okay with this. I don't want to be bothered.
>>11583765I know, and we had high post numbers.Now we'll see how DED we really are.
>>11583749>BCS >gonelol like we would be that lucky
>>11583767Quite being such a little pussy about it, your waifu will never love you
>>11583392they're le epic maymays :]
>>11583767how is sunsent shimmer the boyfriend? how has she been going to the human world when the portal has been locked away for 1,000 years in the crystal castle?
>>11583749Just filter that cunt.
>>11583651M-me too anon. Me too.
>>11583751>>11583791oh boy is it kornheiser time
so apparently they all become furries because rarity made tails and ears for "school spirit"
>>11583767Either kill their new boyfriends or chain them up to columns and try to force her to love you. And if she refuses, accuse her of being a witch and burn her at the stake in the name of the church.
>>11583883>so apparently they all become furries because rarity made tails and ears for "school spirit"So what happens? Also, why even have the step where they transform? They're already multi colored, and not exactly human. Why not just have them as furries when they go through the portal?
>>11583883why woudl rarity make tacky furry shitwhy wouldn't she just make bling bling dresses instead, if twilight uses her WWU orginizing skills to get Rarara in high gear?
Is the Jewtube rip any good or should I wait?
>>11583883RARITY CONFIRMED FURFAG SLUT
>they're doing the stomp-stomp clap from "we will rock you"
>>11583883fukken furfag animators trying to force their bullshit fetish into everything
>>11583883Gosh, EqG Dash is so kawaii
>>11583970>The square root of lovepffft
Is everyone watching a stream or something?
bronies will do the choreographed dance from the lunchroomit is inevitable
>>11583970The only good design. The rest look hideous.Also this is before they turn into furries via gay magic.
>>11583970Would you look at that, the main six turned out to be whores after all.
>>11583997I'm procrastinating inking a rarity.
>>11583997Mid Hiatus, we are slow, it will ramp up from here
>>11583970>they're probably singing in this scenepls kill me
>>11584008Just Dash.Rarity doesn't ask for money.
>>11583926That song...it sound like another song, but I can't think of it.
>>11583970Fuck yeah she is.
>>11583988That's because love is irrational
>>11584020Hey hey! Guess what?They areand it's about Twi winning the crown
>>11584039Their eyes are still too big and not human shaped.
Hey MLPG!When's the last time you watched an episode? And for bonus points, what episode was it?
>>11584051So is Dash a weaboo or something?
>>11584071Like three days ago.Hurricane Fluttershy
>>11584064i politely asked you to kill mewhy haven't you done it yet
>>11583290>stallions casually leaking horsecum all over the place in publicit's not really all that casual here anon
>>11584042heh, nerd jokes
>>11584074u-unfthere better be some belly in that blob
>>11584051>That anime pose
>>11584051SHE'S SO ANIMU
>>11583695>Attractive girls will never be awkward around youFixed that for ya.
>>11584086Yep, pony will always be better.
>>11583915It's good enough.
oh godphotoshop is a plot point
>>11584039Fucking stupid Dash always finds a way to be cute no matter what she's doing. It's almost sickening, but I can't hate her for it because she's too damn cute.
>>11584071Two months ago. Green Isn't Your Color.
>>11584111I would those blue thighs
Th last bidder backed out...Should I buy 200?
>>11584071A few weeks ago. Luna Eclipsed.Think I'll watch one before I go to sleep tonight.
>>11584146Eh, it's not all that great.
>>11584071Just watched a few episodes 2 days ago, the last one was TMMDW
>>11584146Send them to me instead
>>11584102No, no you live with it
>>11584169BUT IT HAS A CAPE... CAPE!!!
Quick, come up with an original villain description including personality, appearance, and possible story arch for a two part episode.
>>11584176No, sorry, thats far too dumb a excuse for that to fly
>>11584197Oh well, get over it
>>11584184If you've got the money, buy it, man. Sounds like you really want it.
>>11584176sunset shimmer photoshops twilight destroying the fall formal decorationstwi is in trouble with vice principal luna when right on cue, brad comes in and proves the photos were fakehe then asks twi to the dance and she hugs him (the hug from the trailer)
>>11584184Listen to your heart.
>>11584215>get over the bad writingyou keep using this reasoningsoemthing tells me we're in for a quality drop
>>11584184>Buy it for 200>Get VA to sign it>Get some shit painting with JJ signing itSell it to bronies with 1000% profit
>>11584216He's posted about this 2-3 times already. He's obviously indecisive. In the end, he'll end up regretting whatever decision he makes. It's just that by not buying it he has nothing to lose besides the opportunity, not 200 dollars.
>>11584250>turn it into a doormat>sell for a gorillion dollars
>>11584184Well shit if you like it so much just buy it then.
You guys are talking about EG, so I guess there was a leak? Is it a shitty camrip? I'll wait for a proper dvd rip.
>>11584146If you can trust the stitching of the person and will snuggle with it every night, then I think it would be worth it
>>11584245No one is forcing you to watch it. Go outside or something, enjoy the fresh air.
>>11584274Yes, it's a shitty camrip.
>>11584233>yfw it was he who edited them and subsequently saved her neck, then used that act to ease into asking her to the dance and simply allowed for sunset shimmer to be the presumed culprit
>>11584239listen to the rainlisten to the voices in your brain!
>>11584308I hear the voices anon. I hear them.They whisper things to me.
>>11584345How'd you do that?
>>11584307he's a geniusa true cocksman
>>11584359Probably found a vector on DA.
>>11584354Are they pony voices?
>>11584288I just wanted a movie that wasn't cringewothywhy do they have to do this to my exoectations of quality
>>11584117i knew a qt spaghetti dropper oncebut she was more advanced in the art of spaghettimancy than me
my poop is crowning
>>11584359Anon animates for the EG series
>>11584404NOT KAWAII ENOUGH
>>11584395What am I even looking at?
>>11584345Would you a Dashaboo?
what's the most boring part of drawing?
>>11584379They made a movie that will be praised by the age group they intended it for. It's terrible quality to us, but it's not for us. Pony butts are for us.
>>11584395My god, Twily found the clitoris.
>>11584359>>11555017 for a transparent one. レインボーダッシュ is best Lucky Star character.
>>11584446Sketching. I think that's where everyone gets turned off of it.
>>11584449>They made a movie that will be praised by the age group they intended it for.I feel it's going to flop among them. I find the designs rather bland. I don't like Monster High, but I can see why girls would like it.
>>11584491What do you study for art?>>11584488Sketching is fun I find.
>>11583633Eh. Close enough.And are we still without a decent rip? What the fuck.
>>11584491Like actually reading about drawing and anatomy or doing studies of different body parts?
>>11584427PONY SHOULDN'T BE THIS KAWAII
>>11584506check your privileges
>>11584446Finding something that you are enthused to draw.Actually drawing it just depressing.
>>11584513Either. I'd rather be drawing than learning how to, but if I don't learn how, I'll just end up throwing all my sketches away.
>>11584506>still without a decent ripIts a sign anon. A sign from aboveTurn back before its too late
>>11584529Then why do you draw at all?
>>11584493Oh, and someone made the comment that just by looking at the main 6 ponies and their poses, you can tell everything you need to know about them. They're distinct. Can you do that with the EG versions? I think they all kinda look the same. I couldn't tell who the "shy one" or the "arrogant" one is.
>>11584516But she is, and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>11584184Josh, please contain yourself.
>>11584516What if pony went OVERKAWAII
I just bought a 200 dollar stuffed animal...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME MLPG
>>11584493When it comes to kids we'll see I guess, but of course bronies will praise it
>>11584535>I'll just end up throwing all my sketches away.Give them to me. I love failed sketches
>>11584503This, basically.You literally study how an object looks, its parts and everything. It can be fun but sometimes a bit frustrating as well.
>>11584570Remember to thank the maker and to snuggle her every chance you get!
>>11584516Stop, you're embarrassing her at this point.
Have you praised the Ogrelord today?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_APupKyHeE
>>11584570Lol that's nothing
>>11584493The movie's going to be a decent hit. The toys are going to flop like shit.
>>11584580No. Because they're gone. Forever.
>>11584570Why would you buy that when you could have bought a 3ds XL?
>>11584588THAT WAS COOLPONY WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN
>>11584589I'm such a nerd! :)
>>11584570you proved that the free market works
>>11584609When I get bored of it I can resell it to deperate bronies for 3 times what I paid for
>>11584591>>11584564It's not my fault that she's so darn cute, man.
>>11584570at least it wasn't a 2000 dollar stuffed animal
>>11584543I find the designs cute for some of the characters (Dash, Twi, maybe FS and Pinkie), plus I could imagine it's just an average episode of the show with it's fun moments.
>>11584345sugoooi dashie chan is so kawaii
>>11584570I would call you a brony, but I'm sure you already feel bad
>>11584634My disguise has broken down!I must rush and leave this town!
What if grill pony gaymer?
>>11584628It can's be helped, she's a cutie no matter what she does.
>>11584680Don't worry Twilight, I would never hit on you.
I wish everyone didn't hat us
>>11584680I would hit on her with a hammer
>>11584710She's such a cute Jewish loli. I would love to have saved her, raised her, and then approve of her getting married to some chick.
>>11584705It is the existence we have chosen Anon.
>>11584731Jeff pls make a new album
>>11584731you're too late.
>the magic of friendship doesn't just exist in equestria>you can seek it out, or forever be alone
>>11584810epin may may xD
>rarity picks up spike>he says "oh yeah" in a really horny way
What if the CMC went on a vision quest into the Everfree Forest to try and find their marks?
>>11584825I noticed that too.
Is EG canon for FiM? Or is it some shitty spin off?
>>11584842Zecora would just get them high
Is it safe to come back or is the spammer still here?
What are you color brush settings?
>>11584856We'll see when season 4 comes along.
>>11584856A shitty spin off that's probably canon
>>11584842>What if the CMC went on a vision quest into the Everfree Forest to try and find their marks?What if the show was actually good, and followed up on explaining what the hell Everfree is? The plot threads were there in S1 and a bit in S2. Then totally forgotten. The show bible had hints that it was malevolent and was growing. Likely meant to be a plot arc.
>>11584825>>11584831Kids, bestiality is a-okay!
>>11584856Most likely canon.
>>11584744Is there some original steam profile that this is parodying?
>>11584825spikedog/eg rarity porn where
>>11584875As in what colors do I have selected at the moment?
>>11584908yes, the girl gamer one
>>11584926WELL DO YOU HAVE AN IMAGE
>>11584921If I hated myself enough, I'd probably draw it.
>>11584891>S4 villain is the Heart of the Everfree>a literal, gigantic, beating heart>a party of ogres guarding and feeding it>shamans performing rituals to reinforce and enhance its power
pinkie sense extends into other universes
did GG draw any more of that funny changeling girl Love Starved that lives with Icepack?>>11584921soon
>>11584875I use the ink tool for flat colors
>>11584952I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>11584938not them but here you gojust google it next time faget
>>11584925>tfw you never use the color swap option
>>11584948then stop deluding yourself and do it
>>11584980i use that shit all the time
haven't been here in more than a weekhas EqG killed the general yet?
>using "kawaii" unironically
>>11584955>mfw my headcanon is sorta correct
>>11585011>implying we can be killed
>>11585011nope.We've had multiple leaks, but all of them shit.
>>11585012Ponies are kawaii and sugoi.
>>11585011No it's pretty much all the general talks about and they can't wait for a proper leakwe brony now
>>11584980It took me until yesterday to realize that it even exists in flash, despite having used it for so long.Even though there it's probably more useless than PS.
>>11585011nope. Still kicking.EqG is just a painfully average movie that most people will forget about as soon as they see it.
>>11585027>>11584955>she knows everything you've ever masturbated to
>>11585027>implying Equestria Girls is canonoh god it is isn't it
>>11585038They sure are.
>>11585038are those multicolored pringles?
>>11585043Do you think someday when computers are powerful enough Adobe will create one big program that does everything?
>>11584957GG hasn't drawn anything new for a few days.
>>11585063No, those are ponies.
>>11585061they are so adrbl
>>11582850It's crazy how Scoots only wears pants yet Dash has a skirt with delicious bike shorts. That's some backwards logic.Her and Sweetie look adorable for all that it's worth.
>>11585095He drew Spice mongling zebra dicks.
>>11585095thats a shame
>>11585063Yes he didHe drew a mantis and zebra gays
>>11585108Does Dash keep the shorts on?
>>11585059To be fair, only Twilight is likely going to be the only one who would reference it.Unless we have an episode where she tells the others about her "adventure".
>>11585100i really like that poni
WHEN I WAS JUST A FILLY
>>11585135I hope so.
can we mann up in hats tonight?
I'm bored.Entertain me MLPG.
Which pony is very ugly, has the worst fans, only does stupid things, ha a rock for a brain and brings everything down just for them being around and has crossed eyes?Rainbow Dash with crossed eyes!
>>11585198>>11585206You two should marry.Also who the hell does MVM anymore. Boring as fuck
>>11585227I can deal with this.
>>11585256why is that poni so sleepy?
~3hrs until normal cam with all the screen and basically paralle videobeam
I've been a fan and MLPG regular since early Season 1. Despite some common complaints about the premise, theme, setting, etc., overall I liked it. I wanted to hate it. But Equestria Girls left me feeling good. It had a lot of heart and the song in the lunchroom was surprisingly catchy. There are some good messages about friendship in between the numerous references to the show. The "boyfriend" stuff is a little annoying but won't continue into Season 4.If we support this movie, then Hasbro will keep G4 alive for a long time. If the movie fails, G4 may die quickly. I think we can all agree G4 is special, and even though it has changed since Lauren left, it would be better to continue rather than start over with a G5.Pony on, friends!
>>11585256Sex is exhausting
>>11585227that was not very nice at all
>>11585206Here, find the porn.
>>11585236I've never played it once, yet
>>11585283Blog: Updated!Good job!
>>11585283>If we support this movie, then Hasbro will keep G4 alive for a long time. If the movie fails, G4 may die quicklyNope. If the movie flops, EG flops. If the movie is a hit, then it's going to be its own thing until the toys flop.
>>11585301You know what's also no very nice?Rainbow Dash's perception of othersand her ugly face which is also her butt
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FAPFICS FUCK
>>11585349scrubbles you're drunk, go to bed.
>>11585283By that logic, I should support EA
>>11585283>G4 is specialmaybe S1 and S2 wereif S3's any indication, the magic's gone unless Corey becomes head writer or something
>>11585283> If the movie fails, G4 may die quicklyUh huh
>>11584583Source on this?
>>11585364Vindicated Depravity, if you like some Twilight x Shining shit.
>>11585349Are you saying Rainbow Dash has two butts?
>>11585385>unless Corey becomes head writer or somethingMeghan's staying. The cancer upon the show will not leave.Also, who's corey?
>>11585349You're cruisin' for a bruisin', friend.
>>11585364http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19217/Twilight%27s-Gradual-Descent-Into-SluttinessI came so many times
>>11585364Rarity's Generous Plan
>>11585401Her butt has two squishy cheeks
>>11585401No, she just has one butt. That's also her headShe's a buthead
>>11585422That title is on par with "John dies at the end"
>>11585446You reading tonight?
>>11585445I would pinch her cheeks.
>>11585405>who's coreyThe writer for the two best episodes of last season.
>>11585459But John never died at the end. Or was that the joke?
>>11585464I'd love to but. Early morning. Probably can tomorrow night, depending on a thing or two. Will try to redo chapter 8Can't get a feel for LittlePip's voice at all, but then again I'm really not cut out for that kind of range
>>11585468I dont think AJ would like that Tex
>>115852272/10 too tryhard
>>11585405>Meghan>CancerCorey PowellWriter of Episodes such has Sleepless in Ponyville and just for sidekicks
>>11585511>>11585528Her face, of course.
>>11585528All of them
>>11585364growing up fast
Dash is a terrible pony
>>11585227g8 b8 m8
>>11585537Why is it called Sleepelss in PonyvilleThey werent even in Ponyville
>>11585484>he doesn't get it
>>11585563Don't talk about your ___friend like that.
>>11585563Like you're one to talk, Fluttershy.
>>11585575It's a reference to "Sleepless in Seattle"
>>11585602But they werent in Seattle either!
>>11585563Oh boy...Fine, why she is terrible?
>>11585548I still dont think AJ would like it. She'd get jealous.>Oh yeah well how about these cheeks sugarcube
>>11585625which pony would be the most jealous?
>>11585623She's a cunt
>>11585385>Corey becomes head writer or somethingPlease make this happen
>>11585680but thats wrong
>>11585484At face value in its descriptiveness
>>11585680She can be cunt but she is not cunt usually.
If Mrs. Powell were to somehow become the head writer for the show, would that mean that Corey's in the House?
>>11585709dashaloo is best sistership
>>11585623All of her episodes are boring unless she's sharing the spotlight with another pony.
>>11585680Not really. Brutally honest, and a bit naive, but she doesn't actively try to hurt people.
>>11585747Unlike Fluttershy, who made the two best ponies cry with her cuntness.
>>11585736You are wrong once again, Scootanon
>>11585736They're all great.
>>11585623this pony is a cute and a prettyshe's not even supposed to be the cute one but somehow she manages to be anyway
>>11585739>RIAW, SRB>BoringAnd she pretty much stole the show in HCFS as well as anything she was in S3
>>11585709>>11585736>this will never be followed up on in S4>Dash and Scoots' relationship will turn into the "Spike's pheonix" of S4
>>11585764What a glorious episode day that was.
>>11585764She was pretty horribly misled, and locked herself up to keep it from happening again, so I'd call that forgivable.
>>11585769I hate that .gifnever post it again;_;
>>11585769Half of those ponies are naked.
>>11585775>SRB>Unless she's sharing the spotlight with another p ony
>>11585736true. These two are dem cute together.
>>11585771They're all the cute one
>>11585787Scootaloo will return to her parents and never be seen again?
sentenal, if you're here, could you add today's Celestia Quest to the archive?>>11573965
Say hello to the newest princess, MLPG
>>11585828Sentenal is dead.
>>11585800Just because there is a secondary pony in an episode, doesnt mean she is sharing the spotlight. She was the sole focus of the episode, and it revolved around here. Where as take pretty much any AJ episode, she is sharing the spotlight.
>>11585829>not Princess Audia
>>11585775>>11585800>SRBWhat do ponies need solid rocket boosters for?
>>11585866dont you mean a service record book?
>You will never have a little sister like Scootaloo
Do you think we will ever get to see Fluttershys Family?
>>11585769What about all the great examples of brothers on the show?
>>11585739Even if that would be true, that wouldn't mean that she is terrible pone.
I don't like MLP anymore, Hasbro killed it for me
>>11585887>You will never turn your little sister into rainbows
>>11585912Mac is the only good brother.
>>11585927Shining Armor is also a good brother, yo.
>>11585927Shining>Macand those are the only two brothers I can think of...
>>11585927this. Shining Armor is too generic. Even Big Mac has more personality than him.
>>11585952>>11585957>are these niggas for seriousName one thing Shining has done to demonstrate he's a good brotherFuck, name one thing that demonstrates hes a good anything
>tfw no pony pet
Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't hate myself.
>>11585981I'll give you a whole song about how awesome he is!
I forgot how good getting high and edging was, my first stoned pony fap made my toes curl up hard
>>11585990But I wanted a PinkieI'd keep her in a giant hamster cage enclosure, with a HUGE exercise wheel
>>11585990>keeping pony on a leashyou're an asshole anonlook how sad she looks
>>11585981http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0VbyYcljx8Being a good brother, teaching Twilight stuff like how to fly a kite, and he's obviously good at stuff to become Captain of the national guard thing.
>>11585991Would ponies hate you?
>>11585981he taught twily how to fly a kite, and they never had a single fight
Have you celebrated your waifu today MLPG?
>>11586023Maybe she likes the leash and she's just sad for other reasons.
>>11586029Yes. Especially one particular one.
>>11586018Epic. Simply epic. :-^)
How would you feel if one of the main 6 had a big sister?
>>11585915She's also ugly.
>>11586029They sure as hell wouldn't love you back if they were real.
>>11586032How do I celebrate my waifu?
>>11586044reported : )
>>11586051Yeah, Fluttershy should get a haircut or something.
>>11586039who would actually like wearing a leash?
>>11585880I thought he was talking about a Sack of Rat Balls.
>>11586031>>11586028I see a lot of exposition explaining why he is good, but nothing actually showing him ever being good
>>11585990>petyou fucked it up dude
>>11586029I'm the least interesting person I know, so that's probably a yes.
>>11586032>waifuing a child
>>11585980Explain to me how Big Mac has more personalitythan Shining Armor. All the personality we know about BMis he is quiet and he doesn't think AJ can buck all those trees. SA is a defender of Canterlot even if it brings him pain, he loves his wife, and is a great caring brother who went out of his way to be with Twilight.
>>11584610what episode is this from?
>>11586051>That fucking faceOh my god. I want to pick her up and carry her around all day.Then again I want to do that to all the ponies
>>11586063But they're talking about Dash.
>>11586018>toes curlingIs this supposed to happen? I've never once had the urge to curl my toes while busting a nut.
>>11586029DependsWould pony hate me for being lazy?
>>11586032My waifu is my computer background.I celebrate her every day.
>>11586029probably not, im very likeable
>>11586073does big mac get a sog? no? then shut the fuck up
>>11586057I don't see why not.>>11586061They seem too nice to hate you, unless you were an extremely terrible person.
>>11586094You need to try frenulum edging
>>11586046I'm an only child so I have no way of conceptualizing this
>>11586101That is a nice waifu anon, you have good taste.
>>11586085i think Crystal Empire: Olympics edition
>fall asleep watching an ASMR cuddle video with a pillow in my armsI never thought I could sink this low. What if pony made an ASMR cuddle video?
>>11586101god knows we need more corrupted twilight
>>11586094You've never experienced pleasure that causes you to involuntarily curl your toes r your feet together??
I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE WINGBONER JOKES WHEN WE GET A GOOD CAM RIP
>>11586051You'd like to be that ugly.
>>11586084>SA is a defender of Canterlot even if it brings him painHe did literally nothing
>>11586135I can't wait for a good camprip to come out so people can watch it and stop talking about it.
>>11586130Shut the fuck up Anon. Look at what your life is right now. You can't keep doing this shit forever.
>>11586140>Dash in a preppy tennis outfitWow it doesn't fit at all
>>11586135>camrip>goodno such thing
>>11586059by making your own>>11586130>There will never be an ASMR vid featuring a flash of your waifuIf only
>>11586145>migraine-inducing shield up 24/7
>>11586157I actually agree with youWhat has my life come to
>>11586145He put up a forcefield that was so draining that it caused him migraines.
>>11586112Pony would probably hate most of the people here if she saw the things that were posted.
>>11586160Actually it looks like it fits her pretty well, i bet Rarity made it for her.
>>11586130It blew my mind when I figured out that's what that feeling was called. I thought I was the only one that got it. When I get my hair cut with an electric clipper it's so strong on the back of my neck that I have trouble sitting still.
>>11586181Your life hasn't come or gone anywhere, you've just realized that a fetish doesn't make or break a man.
>>11584516i like this horse
>>11586134I guess my dick is broken
>>11586177>>11586182And got duped in the processHe contributed nothing to the episode and still has contributed nothing to the series but a stupid catchphrase you all like ironically
i want a spike dog plushie
>>11586205that horse is too toungey for me
WORDS THAT KILL
What if ASMR screamer?
>>11586084Shining Armor is too generic. Mac has more individuality.
>>11586244So you wouldn't let Dash rim you?
>>11586244what about this horseguaranteed not to be too tonguey
>>11586112what if she got to read every post you've ever made in 4chan?
>>11586269eww why would i sexual a pony?
>>11584345Seriously though why is EqD Dash so cute? is Dash just terminally cute no matter what form?
>>11586282What if they were really adamant for it? Like they demanded you to sexual them?
>>11586282What if your had to sexually your favorite pony, princesses orders?
>>11586275nowadays shes too mary sue-y and wingy
>There are people out there who dislike you just because you like MLP>You will never stop being an autistic little shit that obsesses over a girls show
tell them you still dont want to sexual
>>11586114I've done that before I knew what it was called, it takes a lot longer than it did when I first found out about it so I only do it occasionally. Really unique orgasm, you can feel it building all the way. It'd be pure torture to have somebody tie you down and do it to you.
>>11586281Me? I think she'd be flattered by how much I want her pie, unless she understood the innuendo. I don't know what you've posted, anon.
>>11586326How hard is to keep a secret?For fuck's sake anon, if it's THAT important to you then by all means tell people about it.
>>11586307I'd fist her like in that horsefucking guide
>>11586298She's the universal constant for cuteness.
>>11586326those people are autistic little shits who obsess about autistic little shits obsessing over a girls showI wouldn't worry too much about it
>>11586334Don't call my waifu stupid you asshole.
>>11586298What are they gonna do if I don't, kill me?
>>11586364dont call anon an asshole, you person with a stupid waifu
>>11586346I never said I tell people about it.lrn2 reading comprehension.
But Rarity is cuter
>>11586348Breddy gudEilemonty does good work
>>11586387Anonymous, why would you go on the internet just to spread obvious lies?
>>11586364Actually, your waifu can be stupid sometimes.
>>11586326>tfw you learn how to absolutely hide your power levelthe only backside to this is that all of your interests are unnatural to normalfags so you don't get to make friends, but hey at least you won't get ridiculed in public!hide that power level you nignog
>>11586411People would do that?
>>11586397You can still appreciate Hitler's art you know.
>>11586348Only further solidifies the fact that Pinkie Pie is objectively the best pony.
>>11586373No, but they'd probably pin your weak little ass down and have their way with you.
>>11586411but he is right
>>11586326No one that I know knows that I like it.
>>11586387Please anon, Rarara is mai waifu and best pony but she is not the cutest.
>>11586430Ponies are too little to do that, right?
>>11586430I hope one sits on my face
>>11586435two lies don't make a right. Now stop spreading falsehoods.
>>11586457An angry unicorn can certainly be a little intimidating.
>>11586387Rarity is pretty, not cuteThose are distinct concepts.
>>11586457Well some of them have magic, so they could still do it anyway.
>>11586441Is there something on Rumble's face?
>>11586487>Pinkie sings a eurobeat song.png
>>11586493But anonRarity is neither pretty nor cute.
>>11586509it workstry it
>>11586480>>11586457It's kind of an interesting dynamic that I think the ponies on the show are too happy go lucky to realize.Unicorns could just enslave earth ponies easily. Pegasus might be harder cause they can fly.
mlpg, would you a twilight princess?
>Rarity>Not cutestI'm sorry, what?
I don't understand how people say X pony is cuter than Y pony. I mean, they all look the same with a few exceptions.
>>11586518fine, she's beutiful
What flavour is Fluttershy's semen?
>>11586114How are you supposed to do it, it never works for me
>>11586553the default flavor
>>11586548I can't see any
>>11586536Yes. I have scientific proof to dispute your claim.Pinkie Pie exists.
>>11586418I have no pony merch, but my friends know that i'm ponyfag. I thought they will ridiculing my for it but they didn't.
>>11586536Just stating the facts anon.>>11586557She is cute, just not cutest
>>11586557She is cute, but not the cutest.
>>11586536Rarity is the most beautifulFluttershy is the prettiestDash is the cutestApplejack is the homeliest (the good kind)Pinkie is the hottestTwilight is the most attractive
>>11586586I read that as "Applejack is the horniest"
>>11586582several of my friends are casual ponyfags
>>11586597She doesn't even have a horn.
>>11586536Ra ra tea is literally the most uncute pony in the entire show
>>11586564Get a full hard onPull down any foreskinSqueeze baseWith one finger, rub the area below your head in circlesYou WON'T feel it right away, you need to be patient.
Is the lineart on the horse real?
>>11586557rarara can be cute, but she's not the cutest
>>11586586Dash is cutest, prettiest and sexiest. The best part is she doesnt even try
>>11586586>most beautiful>prettiest>cutest>hottest>most attractiveThese all sound the same to me.
>>11586586>Fluttershy is the prettiestI object
>>11586658I'm sorry, it's canon>>11586655that's kind of the joke
>>11586655cute, pretty and attractive are different.hot and attractive are the samepretty and beautiful are the sameand Ra ra tea is none of them
>>11586695She's a combination of them
pinkie is most adorabledash is most cuteagreed?
>>11586642Is the lineart on your face real?
>>11586658According to her success as a model, she is conically the prettiest.
>>11586606I have a friend that has OC, referer himself as brony and reading fanfics. He doin some martial arts so he isn't that bad.
>>11586719but but Hot Pink
>>11586711Nope.None of them.
>>11586669Okay this seems pretty okay and I kinda agree with e...>Picasso was right, all families are full of shit and bronies are no exception, fascists, hypocrites ande even a rape scandal. God.
Saturday night motherfuckersAny streams going on? Hats?
>>11586651>The best part is she doesnt even trythis. A pony that can fly with soundspeed and can cut wood with hooves shouldn't be that cute. I love Raonbow Dash
>>11586823Is she your favorite character or do you really love her?
>>11586785I'm always game for hats.
>>11586838I have a feeling that if I had to live with Pinkie she'd do this shit all the time.
The only reason you don't see how cute Rarity is because you have a subconscious hatred for whites.
>>11586879I am white
>>11586847She is my waifu.
>>11586879She really is neither pretty nor cute, anon.The only reason you think she is is that there's something wrong with you.
>>11586879I actually spent the evening over lobster talking to some well off people about how the word "nigger" is a double standard.
>>11586879She almost looks like a fucked up mime.
>Prettiest>Artiest>One of the smartest>Cutest>Kindest>Sweetest voice>Isn't judgemental>Yellowest>She'd even be friends with youEveryone knows that Fluttershy is the all around best pony
Oh Ponyacci, Ponyacci,What's got you so blue?
>try to make one of those wordle things>Java errors on different browsersWhelp.
>>11586785Yeah okay but if I load it up and no one is in there again I swear to god anon
>>11586872well duh she is a horse and I wouldn't mind it, I pick my nose in the company of loved ones all the time, so I can't talk shit about it.
>>11586879I don't care what these niggas say, Rarity is the cutest (for her freakouts) and most beautiful.Pinkie is tough competition for cutest and AJ for most beautiful.
>>11586957picking your nose is one thingeating it is anothercutting out the middle man entirely is just wrong
>>11586943>>Prettiestwrong>>Artiestvery wrong>>One of the smartesttop wrong>>Cutestwong>>Kindest>>Sweetest voice>>Isn't judgemental>>She'd even be friends with youmaybe>>YellowestNo that's chicken butt
>>11586943>being this delusional
>>11585863why would a car be a princess?
anyone else have a pony themed mousepad?this is mine
>>11586973no, it's ingenious and makes me jealous of her efficiency. I eat mine too
>>11586964>AJ>beautifulnot the word i would use
>>11586879>hatred for whitesOY VEY ITS WORKING
TONIGHT IS PONY SEX NIGHT
>>11587018When she lets her hair down she's actually pretty pretty
>>11587039why she all lumpy?
>>11587053>pretty pretty>double pretty
QUESTION TIME:What's the best moral of the show?What's the worst moral of the show?Gogogogo.
NEW HORSE WHERE?
>>11587120Mysterious Mare Do Well was a pretty awful moral, not even looking at the train crash of an episode.
>>11587120_____________________________________________Your face_____________________Your face
>>11587120>Best MoralThe Ticket Master>Worst MoralFeeling Pinkie Keen
>>11587058She's so cute no matter what she's doing
>>11587120MMDW's moral was basically its ok for you friends to passive agressivly humiliate and mind fuck you, if it proves some sort of point that they still have to explain to you because its so horribly subtle you couldent get it if you tried.
>>11587120>What's the best moral of the show?Cider>What's the worst moral of the show?Either FPK or How To Beta Your Dragon
>>11587181Such an adorable horse.I hope we get to see her again.I want to go frame-by-frame on such a cute horse again.
>>11587169>Feeling Pinkie Keen>Learning to not disregard things your friends say just because you dont understand them>Not a great moral
>>11587181>annoying voice>questionable color scheme>a chicken cutie mark?>randomly claustrophobic as an entire plot pointI can't wait for S4 so you guys stop bringing her up.
>>11587212It would have been better if they didn't take a superstition approach to that moral.
>>11587169>>11587192FPK had a great moral
It's time for FPK round 2Nearly two years later
>>11587212>"Abandon scientific inquiry because there are some things that just aren't possible to understand, and just believe whatever bullshit your friends say!"
>>11587253It's a better kid's moral than it is an adult one