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>>11516933
Pony should rock responsibly

>>11516933
Well she better prepare for a wt dream!

Becuase we're gunna be pirates!Butt Pirates!

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>>11516914
They look equally unhappy.

>>11516914
But who wears the pants?

>>11516973
You do

>>11516973
Rarity.

>>11516955

pony should have PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY when using WORDS THAT KILL.

>>11516972
You would to if you were a useless earth pony

>>11516982
>pony legs
>duplicate file
>>11514457
That Anon has good taste.

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Finally back.
Here's that request, if he's still around.

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I remember when MLPG was pony.

>>11516979
>>11516982
Am I Rarity?

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>>11516973
pony wears the saddle.

>>11516973
Ponies don't wear pants
ponies wear the saddle

>>11517005
No, I don't think so, you're in love with Applejack.

>>11516987
>words that kill

daym sun, I'm going to need a table for all these Atreides

>>11516982

>"a-haha. ha. don't tell me you thought you had a *choice* in this..."

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>>11517006
>>11517007

>>11517005
did you check the mirror

>>11517011
inb4 rarijack

>>11517005
Just ask yourself, "who is my waifu?" if the answer is applejack, then you must be rarity.

So how many of you have fapped to Wolf Nanaki porn?

would you be best friends with a pony nonsexually?

which one?

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>>11517019

>>11517042
How do you be friends with a pony nonsexually?

>>11516998

>you will never finger-paint a Confederate flag on Caimon's chubby scaly belly

>>11517012

a thousand deaths are not enough for you.

>>11517037
rarity's waifu is fancy pants though

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>>11517019

>>11517058
Sex is like saying hello for pon.

>>11517058
the same way you be friends with a girl nonsexually

...you DO know how to be friends with a girl nonsexually, right?

>>11517037
I don't follow that line of reasoning. It doesn't make any sense.

>>11517081
So only ponyjobs but not a committed relationship?

http://www.lafilmfest.com/photo-gallery/?album=5&gallery=52#.UcKaYPmUT-8

"Official" photos of the MLP EGS premiere.

>>11517074
>He's called Fancy Pants.
>He has never worn pants.

I knew Rarity loved a stallion who's life was a lie!

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>>11517003
truly, we live in decadent times

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>>11517074
anon, pls.

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Squigglekicker a shit.

Pony is going to edge you for hours and there's nothing you can do about it

>>11517068
Sorry if my humor is a bit dry!

>>11517003
I was never a pony.

>>11517094
Why is Alessandra Ambrosio there?

>>11517094
Samantha Harris fucking scares me

>>11517115
>shipping dash with anyone but pinkie
eww

>>11517115
Since when is Raridash a thing?

>>11517117
I'll just cum through force of will alone

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why is he so dreamy, /co/?

>>11517125
then who was pone?

>>11517123

SANDS to me like you need professional help.

maybe it's sexual. maybe you need to SPICE things up.

>>11517156
No one was ever pone.

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>>11517156
SWEETIE BELLE

>>11517102
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371690975956.png

>>11517163
what a confusing way to cap a post

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>>11517146
i no, rite?

>>11517158
Those puns are apauling.

Are you quite dune?

>>11517179
i don't know how people can stand in line quotes.

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Day 123
6/19/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,090 (Running Total: 735,558)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 20,880 (Running Total: 3,214,526)

I actually really liked that Pinkie Mini comic that came out. Turned out pretty entertaining and was funny.

And hey, it made Pinkie into a decent character for once! Just kidding! Or Am I?

>>11517146
>>11517181
Man, Constantine got pretty good at music.

>>11517146
>Images of namefags showing up.

Don't do this. Don't give them the attention they want you fuck. I know it's just you, being the usual attention whore you are, just looking for your usual shit, but stop. You are not appreciated here, your trip is not the grace of god and you are not liked here. MLPG hates your kind, fuck off.

>>11517146

you can spend one night with either Ingram or Kojima. who do you choose, /co/?

alternatively, you may pick the Mystery Box, which will be revealed shortly.

>>11517117
Ooh, can it be this pony?
Teasingly massaging my dick as I wallow between her thighs, sensuously suckling at her thick, fragrant folds?

>Now, now, Anonymous, one orgasm for the price of five... get licking!

>>11517181
Ingram kind of looks like a lesbian.

>>11517198
Rank the ponies
I'll start
Twilight>?>?>?>?>Pinkie

>>11517212
I bet he loves fucking women.

>>11517201
...isn't that Daniel Ingram?

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>>11517208
Mystery box!

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>>11517210

>>11517210
why couldn't you just post the original

>>11517201
Fuck off

>>11517158
I just read the second book and I'm sad no joke there, it ended depressingly

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>>11516955

>>11517222
that's the joke

DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS THREAD AROUND

>>11517222
>Implying Daniel Ingram is Dl.

>>11517236
It wasn't a very good joke.
It was really just ironic shit posting

>>11517227
>ara
>welcom

>>11517117
>Twilight calls your penis cute and lashes your glans furiously with her tongue while using magic to bring you to a slowly building peak, the feeling is like a warm glow getting stronger and stronger, coming in pulses as your cock heaves and leaks pre as your desperation becomes unbearable

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>>11517210

keyword accepted.

>>11517241
:]

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>>11517213
It's shit
Pinkie>ponies>no>one>cares>about

>>11517228
What original?

>>11517234
Dash is a bad musical influence on young Scootaloo

>>11517201
>I speak for the General!

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>>11517241
I'll turn the pony around first.

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>>11517210
>not keeping your rarity on a short leash.

I like cumming, I like beer, I like ponies, but I don't like Applejack

>>11517210
>that little bit of her panties peeking out
my fetish

>>11517273
how do I stop her

>>11517256
Meh, I'd ignore the face, but anyone who says that isn't a beautiful body is a bad person.

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>>11517280
Are you this guy?

>>11517198
So Pinkie wasn't a decent character? Or do you mean she's been a decent character more than once? Your post was kind of ambiguous.

>>11517293
No he said he doesn't like Applejack.

Hey Omni, you still around?

>>11517117
Berry Punch is a drunk horse and it's rude to tease me so much, but she's gonna get one hell of a mouthful when I finish

>>11517288
It's not a beautiful body, it's all human and shit.

>>11517301
>not wanting a thickity

>>11517301
>comical balloon tits
That's even worse you asshole

>>11517293
I wish I had a pony. Even if I couldn't fuck it, mini horses are cute.

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>>11517256
those tits are too high up on the torso. And her knees are shaped funny.

Do you even pony?

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>>11517301

keyword cannot be revoked.

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smell it

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>>11517321
I like that pony.

>>11517333
gross
no

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>>11517226

you get to kill Dan Slott.

>>11517335
I like all of the ponies.

>>11517317
>big tits are worse than rolls of bellyful
lol no

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>>11516914
>filename
what the hell are you implying about my good friend Noteworthy?
He'd never hang around with a slut like Carrot Top, he's too good for her!

>>11517349
fat.
bellyfat.

>>11517347
I don't think spoilering that makes it okay to post.

>>11517315
that wasn't thick
that was just fat

>>11517358
Pony is always naked though.

>>11517349
What the fuck is up with straight people and giant tits?
After a certain size, why he fuck does it matter if they get gigantic?

>>11517270
Fuck off, whiteknight.
All you fuckers do is suck the dicks of non contributors all night! Oh sure, he fucking posted another photo of his toys, lets suck his cock again! If we don't he will go away!
GOOD!

The non contributors need to just fuck off and leave the general forever, go piss off with ponychan or some shit. Get banned by those assholes, I don't care.

>>11517352
So who'd you think he'd hang around with. Other stallions? You?

It's only natural for a stallion to hang around pretty mares.

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>>11517352
we all know you just want his blue ponydick
don't be so greedy

>>11517379
Or you could suck it up and deal with it.

>>11517379
I don't like this joke at all

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>>11517367
I was only spoilering it to be considerate to others. Not because I give a fuck for it being 'ok'.

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>>11517371
Oh goodness, anon.

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>>11517379
Stay butthurt

>>11517208
Can I make Kojima take Hayter back?

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I just want to touch a pony butt man

>>11517339
It's the price you have to pay for a nice sensual footjob, just enough to make you squirm before she blows your mind with her soft feet. She's better with her feet than most girls are with their hands.

>>11517397
Ms. Fluttershy, are you trying to seduce me?

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tfw no one is unfing to pank

Why isn't pony leaking yet?

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>>11517372
I dunno, I just like hyper boobies. It's more symbolic for me than anything. Sort of a catch 22 too, since the bigger the tits, the more I wonder how it effects her life and the more I want to get to know her as a person, but such a thing turns me on and I don't want to treat them like an object.

I wish it was already time for Season 4

only ponies can cure this pain

What unhealthy foods do people eat where you live?

>>11517403
you and me both, anon

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>>11517371
so the opposite becomes erotic.

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>>11517409
Silly anon, that's because she isn't for sexual.

>>11517392
>mewball
>no lyra to be seen
fake

>>11517400
I don't know what the fuck you people's problem is.

Yes, Keifer Sutherland doesn't sound like David Hayter.
He sounds better. It's not a fucking gravelly caricature,
and he treats the Snake voice with far more subtlety than Hayter's cranky cartoon snarl ever did.

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>>11517409
they're too busy unfing to Trixie

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>>11517414

that's the most sane reason I've heard for like that yet

*sympathy*

this colored pony gets it

>>11517403
They must be so pillowy soft and warm, they're like shock absorbers to soften the slap of your abdomen against her as you slam her hard from behind, grabbing two big handfuls of soft pony butt

>>11517414
the legs are still the hottest part of that picture

i just recently watched the Mentally Advanced Series and they kept making all these really dirty slut jokes about rarity and they were great and might have given me a boner. i love slutty rarity

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>>11517403
What's stopping you?

>>11517429
I'd rather hnnng to trixie

>>11517447
Pony isn't real Tex.

>>11517447
the human-pony plasma membrane

>>11517405
That's really gross and she's a weirdo for getting off on making me smell her feet, but that footjob is tempting

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>>11517407
Oh dear, no, of course not.

>>11517447
the 4th wall

>>11517407

"who's trying?"

unfortunately, this little display of overt sexuality from Fluttershy means one of three things: poison joke, Discord, or Changelings.

>>11517389
>>11517391
>>11517398
>Sucking up to the cancer that is in the who's who.
Could you be any more /b/?

>>11517428
Sutherland sounds like Sutherland, which is to say he sounds like Jack Bauer. It's really hard to tell when Snake speaks because everyone in the trailer sounds too similar.
Also
Fuck

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>>11517453

fuck you they're not, i sleep with all my plushies

they're my only real friends

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>>11517425
>that dress
you can't fool me

>>11517467
>the cancer that is in the who's who
bait shouldn't be this obvious

>>11517459
sexually arousing oblivious Pinkie is a good thing

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You get to go to Equestria, but you must live on Shetland Island for 5 years. No leaving at any point time, including out-of-island incursions.

Can you do it?

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>>11517453

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I've been on the verge of crying all day
What's wrong with me, MLPG

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>>11517466

>Discord forcing Fluttershy to seduce ponies for his amusement

dammit libido

>>11517440
"You suck dicks."
"More than you!"
"I wouldn't even wanna suck the kind of dicks you suck!"
"Oh, well you just better move out of town then."

>>11517474

if you became a slut, you'd have different friends to sleep with every night. it's worked for Pinkie Pie.

>>11517470
It's better than Hayter's caricature.
Also, he's been a brat on Twitter about it ever since it happened,
which is only turning me off from him further.

Posting Boromir image macros about yourself getting turned down for a job is in no way classy or professional.

>>11517403
>pony butt man


What a horrifying creature this is

>>11517416
Fish and chips cooked by elderly Greek immigrants.
Burgers with egg and beetroot on them.

>>11517467
your indignation is amusing

>>11517457
they're big flipper feet with petite toes, she uses one foot to brace your cock, and the other to grab you between her toes and slowly rub you up and down, squeezing your head and rubbing in circles with her little toe on the underside

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>>11517382
She's not pretty, don't be ridiculous! I mean, for all we know she's blackmailing him or something! I mean, I've never really TALKED to her, but I sure as hell wouldn't put it past her. And for your information, we hang out all the time, even if he hasn't agreed to sharing a room.
...I-I mean, it would save on rent. Lots of guys do it. I just have to get around to asking him. N-not like it's a b-big deal or anything.
>>11517388
Why do people keep saying this? You're j-just jealous you've never had a real platonic friendship with another guy on this level. I'm just looking out for a f-friend before he gets himself hurt. I don't trust her. Bros before hoes, right guys?

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>>11517494
WOW
YES

>>11517497
jack off and quit being a fag

>>11517497
For starters you feel the need to blog about your life on mlpg

>>11517497

crying is a perfectly normal human response to pain

so is laughter and disbelief

>>11517433
Yea, I'm a sap when it comes to fetishes since the stuff I like the most is when the people having sex are being honest with each other and intimate. What do you mean "gets it"?

>>11517438
What I really like about this is how dynamic the pose is. It's like a snapshot was taken in the middle of something. I want to know the context of it, what lead up to this and how she continues to react. The legs are really nice, they are proportioned to be "full" and the angles are believable. Expression is a bit hard to pin down, as if she either doesn't know what to do or is in the middle of changing it. If I had to guess, she got caught with her pants down, literally. Poor girl doesn't have any way to not look adorable. The only problem I see are her breasts. It's not that they are too big, I personally like that, but their position seems a little off. Trying to mentally place where her right shoulder is so I can picture how they connect. The left tit seems fine, but the right one looks like it's jutting out too far, or it's squashed like a torpedo.

>>11517466
>being seduced by Flutterbitch
be still my aching boner

>>11517529
shut up and draw something

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>>11517492
Hey, what's this hard thing in your pants sticking up?

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What does MLPG think of these pretty fillies?

>>11517527

*rreblogs*

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What are you watching right now, pic related

This show is getting praise as if its the second coming of jesus or something

>>11517532
Momma's SO proud, just let out all that cum

>>11517513
I think I liked it better when I was just giving her a massage

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>>11517532
>boners shouldn't ache
>you should see a doctor
>I'm a doctor

>>11517494
If I die while I'm there do I still get to go to equestria?

>>11517499
For some reason I always read John Joseco as Jose Canseco and I imagine the pony artist to be a crazy ex-baseball player.

>>11517550
TRAITOR AND BITCH

what else

http://i.imgur.com/HhcwioT.jpg

>>11517538

you ain't the boss of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fMIxj71agQ

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whale noises

>>11517506
>>11517506
>Sutherland better than Snake
No he's not.
>few very passive tweets
I can understand why he's a little hurt he didn't get called back to voice the character he's been doing since the late 90's and you're over-reacting to what he's said on twitter.
>Boromir
Boo hoo?

>>11517554
please don't make me remember that

>>11517511
>>11517487
You know I am right you faggots. the artists in that list are either brony whores or dead and the writers, if you can call them that are retarded.
Half of them you cannot even call "writers" because it would insult any fanfiction writer. Any retard can go greentext!

>>11517515
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes on
Pounding shots
Marry a man

>>11517565
First time I saw his name that's what I thought had happened.

>>11517515
You just sound like you want to take care of him. Are you sure you won't go far beyond friendship. Maybe that's why he doesn't want to share a room.

>>11517556
too late, now you're getting a footjob from a pervert with green hair that feels a lot better than you'd care to admit

>>11517558
As am I.

I'm afraid the diagnoses is grim.

Anon, you have a broken nutbladder and should seek immediate medical attention so that your quantities of manly essence do not spoil.

>>11517583
Remember what?

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>>11517565

i'm trying to picture it and something strange is happening to my face

i think it might be a smile

>>11517583
Sexiest voice in the show other than evil Cadance

>>11517574
if those were ponies that would be some quality unf material
thank you for sharing

>>11517586
Draw me something fag

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>>11517608

I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!

>>11517586

you're fedorable

>>11517614

How would you change the dialogue?

>>11517580
>No he's not
Yes he is. Just because the old guy was the definitive voice forever doesn't mean he didn't have a shitty, grating accent.

>>11517614
>>11517574
Yeah, I like the scenario but
>Spike and the other dragons

ehhh

>>11517574
You should really find a way to get those rapey pics out there

>>11517513
I have a hard time imagining footjobs feeling good, they're so unwieldy looking.

You are technically Fluttershy

>>11517586
I know you're taking this place too seriously
and that's funny

>>11517625

stop giving him gift art of Twilight Sparkle for his birthday

I'M married to Twilight Sparkle

and my word will surely stop all these artists from drawing pictures for each other!!

>>11517606
nothing
nevermind

>>11517554

"ahn! ahn! oh, Discord, i wish i'd been a bad girl a loooong, haaaard time ago."

>>11517634

I like getting other opinions on it: what characters would make it more appealing to you?

>>11517612
I can't contest that claim
discorded Fluttershy engaging in lewd acts she'd never normally do is super-unf

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>>11517629
I'd make it an older version of this guy and some of his classmates or Diamond Tiara or something

>>11517646

ponies is srs bsns

>>11517630
I didn't hear it, Snake and BB both smoked for so many years that it was bound to have an effect sometime.
What I heard was a unique character that wasn't found in other games.
Marcus Fenix' voice is grating, Snake's was not.

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Wut

Reminder that pony is not for sexual.

>>11517674
Most underrated colt or most underrated colt?

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>>11517662

You know what's buried in my cunt? YOUR FACE!

>>11517667
Oh like that guy said any of the ponies. I can see it being a newbie Dayguard or something.
It's not bad, I'm just not into dragons.

>>11517674

I've actually thought of similar scenarios with teen rumble and the Wonderbolt stallions. Locker room, obviously.

>>11517586
Tell me Joker, who do you despise?
Greentext writers seems a little specific.
Which ones?
And I swear if you say rch again I will be disappointed.

>>11517706
damn. you actually clarified the gender this time.

>>11517693

what

>>11517701
Fluttershy, you don't have the muscle definition to keep me buried between your thighs.
Stop pretending you're a domme, you are seriously outclassed

>>11517706
UNF

>>11517671
And she's supernaturally skilled, she's doing things to you that you never imagined that sweet little pegasus even knew about. It's taking every ounce of your self control not to moan as she teases you so cruelly and skillfully.

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>>11517706
Also acceptable
I know mares aren't your thing, but /ss/ is pretty great

>>11517716
vague.
you're thinking of the word "vague."

>>11517701
Unf

>>11517716
I bet it's me!

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>>11517590
>You just sound like you want to take care of him
Well, yeah! That's what f-friends are for. I mean, I take c-care of him and he takes care of me. Platonically. And I mean, it's b-because we're such good friends that sharing a room is a good idea! We can take care of each other all the time! ...Platonically, you know. And I mean, it saves money. Gas money. Uh, because you have to heat less space, I mean. Heating is expensive.
And I mean, for all I know, he DOES want to share a room. I just haven't asked him yet. Been, uh, busy. Thinking about it, I mean, not like it's a big deal, but we'd have to rearrange furniture and stuff. Y-yeah. I mean, when you get right down to it, there's no downsides!

>>11517698
list the top 3 colts you want to stick your dick in and/or put in cute lingerie and/or repeatedly edge until they're begging you to let them cum

>>11517737
No....I think we only have like, three greentext writers.

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>>11517725

>>11517730
/ss/
I never understand this.
Boys' dicks are small, their tongues are small, and their fingers are small,
and they don't know how to use any of them. Why would a woman want a shota?

From the woman's perspective, /ss/ is a bit stupid.

>>11517729
and let's not even get started on when you're fiercely rutting her up against a wall

>>11517608
>MT finds the perfect cookie

>>11517553
Yeah, it's overhyped, but the action scenes look really amazing

>>11517749
dude just tell him you want to suck his dick
He'll totally let you

>>11517730
Spitfire in that suit is so unf, especially imagining her making rumble gasp and groan as he's overwhelmed by pleasure and embarrassment.

>>11517751
Well I've only really given consideration to the middle one so...

1. Rumble
2. Feather Weight
3. Pipsqueak

>>11517725

she has surprisingly strong legs. she just doesn't use them unless she's got Discord inside her.

>>11517773
BNE Spitfire >>>>>>>>>Wonderbolts Academy Cuntfire

>>11517764

>why would women want a shota

what is cute

i don't understand cute appeal

i don't understand why people want to fuck cute

anon what is this thing you call love beep boop

>>11517755
C'mon BCS answer me pls.

>>11517764
you just need to look at it from a different perspective
an older, experienced girl taking a boy under her wing to show him how to please a woman

>>11517751
Featherweight
Rumble
Snips

>>11517574
notgaynotgaynotgayBONER NO

>>11517751
Top 3 mares:

Nurse Redheart
Twilight
Flitter

>>11517764
IMO /ss/ is 100% what a lot of guys wish would have happened to them when they were younger.

>>11517764
We want someone we can control, someone we can corrupt, someone eager to learn.

>>11517764
>women will never like my sheepish nature when it comes to sex
It hurts.

>>11517786

>not liking drill sergeant Spitfire

wut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQgGUEnMZrg

>>11517749
I wonder if you can find a room large enough for two beds. In any case, you should totally ask. Maybe get him a bit drunk so he'd be more likely to go along with your plans.

>>11517800
>Nurse Redheart

I always wanted a cute nurse to give me a blowjob in the hospital while recovering from surgery but it never happened

>>11517821
Do you have any idea how expensive beds are Anon?

>>11517574
Fan-fuckin'-tastic.
I love Spike and the dragons. Even in the episode,
it was super easy to imagine a sexy D/s turn if Spike had committed to pleasing the older boys...
keep it up!

>>11517821

well aren't you just the party animal anon

do you talk to all the ponies like that?

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>>11517833
Nurse Red's a stuck up cunt. You need a real mare with some meat on her bones.

>>11517716
Fuck off, RCH, your trip too proud to show off?

>>11517773

that comes later. first, he hotdogs her ass while she's wearing her suit. all the other girls give him shit (in a good-natured way) but she's never anything but nice. she likes to call him "my little rainboom".

>>11517802
But in the meantime, the sex sucks.

Regular shota makes sense; it takes far less skill to shove a penis into someone's mouth or butt than train them to effectively lick or fuck pussy.
I don't know, man.

>>11517857

>still caring and not being a numb husk of a human being

laughingmares.jpg

>>11517855
>you will never comfort that nurse about her size, calling her beautiful in every way as she gets aroused at such a notion

>>11517764
A lot of guys have small dicks
A lot of guys will never go down on a girl
A damn lot of guys have no idea how to use any of it

Attraction is more than the act of sex

>>11517800
I can't pick just 3 mares
there's so many, and they're ALL hot

>>11517854

Why is Pinkie holding Rarity's sign?

>>11517840

I was runnin with the idea that female dragons only come into heat very rarely and not for long. When those times aren't happening, there's nothing for the males to do but stay pent up and frustrated and waiting

until a little manipulative purple dragon stumbled into camp

>>11517875
This really turns me on
I like thinking of Rarity as a trap

>>11517855
>>11517855
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCw0-o-MCyo

I don't know, I kind of like the way she yells, it's sexy

>>11517886
by human standards all the ponies are sluts, anon

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why can I hold all this SPAGHETTI

i wake up, it's pasta

i go to sleep, it's pasta

pasta pasta pasta

http://bcs.kg13.com/Pasta.html

>>11517821
Y-yeah, shouldn't be too hard. Just do like, small beds. Not asking him to, you know, um, sleep in the same, uh, bed. I mean we could do it in a pinch, but it'd be kinda weird. Not that weird, though, really, if you think about it. Just sometimes, maybe, when it's cold.... YEAH that's pretty weird, actually, scratch that.
I... don't know about getting him drunk. I mean, it's not a bad idea, but... maybe if I just introduce the idea over a drink or too. A social event, you know, like casually. I mean, it's not like it's a big deal. He can help me look in the papers for spaces to rent together. It'll be awesome!

>>11517869
>thinks vaginal sex is easier to learn than anal

someone's never had butt fun

>>11517875
>>11517885
Oh god why is personal closeness and trust my fetish.

>>11517880
I'm not comparing straight shota to straight sex,
I'm comparing straight shota to gay shota.

Dudes can fuck whatever regardless of the partners' size or skill, ladies don't have that luxury.

>>11517134
>Shipping dash with anyone put fluttershy

>>11517869

dafuq did i just read

tab a goes into slot b

it's not rocket science, well, for some of you it might be

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>This way!

>>11517885
That is strangely adorable.

>>11517882
I remember thinking I'd never agree with a statement like this, and that all people who jacked off to ponies are brony faggots. God they're all so sexy, they must be designed according to some secret algorithm designed to make them as attractive as possible to human men.

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wwould you boop a pony non-sexually?

>>11517875
I'm not sure if I like ponies undressing
I'd have to see more of it

>>11517909
I'm the guy from the last thread who talked about never masturbating with my dick.
I know a whole lot about butt fun,
but this is porn and fantasy where things like 'discomfort' and 'poop' don't exist unless you're a sick fucko