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Why are you even still up? Pony is sleeping.

>>11510610
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first
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>>11514284
Our Princess.
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where are bidets
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>make new thread with new gif
>5 posts too slow

dammit
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>>11514376
Fund it
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I heard we were talking about autistic keyblades last thread
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But I am sleeping with pony.
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>mfw James Gandolfini

Sopranos is show of the year every year
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>>11514342
My groceries contained a pony?
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>>11514382
One time I won a request from FacelessJR for bidet ponies but he backed out.
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>>11514394
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>>11514371
All of them
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What's new you lot?
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how is BCS not banned yet?
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>>11514413
>>11514394
i just contracted autism from these posts
thanks a lot
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>>11514419
AM I SEEING THINGS
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>>11514419
Not much pony boy
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http://i.imgur.com/UdFK9wR.png

smoke pone every day
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I love lanky ponies
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This is the only horse who would truly ever love you.
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>>11514419
METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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BCS is a crazy bitch
Bubbles is a dunk fuck

Who else?
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>>11514382
Japan.
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>>11514419
Give some of your drugs to that guy that wants to kill himself
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>>11514432
I really hope that's Lyra and not some disgusting stallion.
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>>11514419
how's prison
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>>11514433

me too
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>>11514433
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>>11514435
I can live with that
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>>11514435
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't love me either
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>>11514440
You're mom is a slut.
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>>11514413
>Be playing My Radio on Grooveshark
>13th Struggle comes on
>Refresh /mlp/ front page
>Sees this
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>>11514386
Cute.
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>>11514467
>you are mom is a slut
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>>11514405
Don't you remember going to the pony store?
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>>11514452
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>>11514452
no that's Lyra swallowing a load
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>>11514435
simple and happy love is best love
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drugs?
whos got drugs
gimme
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>>11514452
That's 63 lyra with a grill
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>>11514440
>Bubbles is a dunk fuck

Seakingof which!

Doing a reading if anyone wants to join in

http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2132999
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>>11514478
Good job anon, you're gonna go far.
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>>11514439
>>11514429
>>11514442
Hi!

>>11514442

Point me to him.

>>11514454
I'd let you know if I was there.
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>>11514502
I don't think faces are supposed to work like that Fluttershy
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New thread, new [songs].
http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
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>>11514344
>Why are you even still up?
Because it's already morning again and I don't really feel like going to sleep when I have lectures in 2 hours anyway
At least I could see the sunrise for once
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Daily reminder
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>>11514435
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>>11514489
what is it about scruchy face that I love so much?
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Ssssh.... Pinkie is asleep.
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>>11514518
>kawaii poop band
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I think they missed a golden opportunity on the show by not giving Fluttershy a chronic stammering problem.

Then she could have been called Stuttershy by the bullies.
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Could pony beat molly in a fight?
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>>11514528
>gmod Twily
>no wings
You beefed it pretty hard
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>>11514545
>WAKE UP
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>>11514369
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>>11514537
I need to her fuck someone to get up the corporate ladder.
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>>11514547
that is not a very good idea at all
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>>11514546
>audience: girls 6-12 years
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>>11514528
hasbro would make sure she was a pretty princess if they did let her do a cross promo tie in with smash bros.
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>>11514518
>kawaii poop band
That was way funnier than it should be
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>>11514510
that's surprisingly arousing
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>Finally, the Build-a-Bear program was apparently the most successful line in the store's history, with the initial run selling out in two weeks, and Twilight will be added in the fall.

God damn
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>>11514432
I want to go on the stack and make Lyra gag on my disgusting bitter load as she tries to swallow it all
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>>11514629
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>>11514612
Why the fuck aren't they adding the other ponies?
I would buy the fuck out of a Dash or Fluttershy one.
For $25 those are a steal.
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>>11514450
>dooq
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Have another terribad art
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>>11514608
Just because you took off your trip doesn't mean your cuntfulness is covered up.
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>>11514503
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>>11514628
>that last panel
The worst imaginable pain
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>>11514629
Your cum is bitter?

What kind of shitty diet do you have?
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>>11514644
But you just copied another art
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>>11514644
>copying things other people have made

pls
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>>11514639
u-unf
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I want it.

So I can cum on it.
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>>11514558
You are now realizing that because of Avengers Arena The Runaways are probably never going to get another book or appear in another book ever again.
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>>11514655
NOPE

NO

SORRY BUT NO

THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE

I'M OUT MLPG

I'M FUCKING OUT
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>>11514514
ded?
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>>11514604
>Aliasing on the text
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>11514639
Lyra is a machine, 50 bits for a blowjob, she blows through 10-15 customers a day
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DANCE FLUTTERFAG DANCE
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>>11514675
you like ponies swallowing?
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>>11514643
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>>11514677
You wouldn't cum on Derpy.
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>>11514650
>not eating mcdonalds all day every day
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>>11514697
It'd be much more pleasant to cum in her.
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>>11514628
>second face
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>>11514642
$25?!
Damn, my last Fluttershy plushie cost me $450, and that one was used
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>>11514697
Oh yeah?
http://i.imgur.com/aGBr6ZR.jpg
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>>11514655
That's it...
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so are we not allowed to post dirty shit now or what
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http://i.imgur.com/D8MFmoD.jpg

someone turn this into EQG trixie pls
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Not for sexual
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>>11514706
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>11514677
Those pictures of people cumming on pony figs give me the most shameful boner ever, especially this gif of a guy cumming on a Twilight fig, he just keeps going and going, I wish I could shoot like that
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>>11514715
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>>11514719
>long day
>those legs
Haah!
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>>11514726
Why don't you go out there and eat some shit you fucking asshole
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>>11514688
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>>11514725
Why is she mad?
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>>11514725
Blue board, so obviously not. You can just drop an imgur link though, we have a script (also listed in the linkboard) that automatically loads the pic if no other pic is attached to the post

Is that really you?
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>>11514725
Same as it always was but they crack down on it more often

heh crack
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>>11514725
We never were "allowed"

I don't see any genitals on that though so I think it's okay?
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>>11514686
I'd rob a pony at gunpoint to get my fix, gotta get my ball drained by a horse twice daily
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THIS IS IT, MLPG

THE POINT WHERE I CROSS THE LINE BETWEEN IRONIC AUTISM, OR REAL GENUINE AUTISM. WHEN YOU CAN'T TELL IF THE PERSON WHO DREW THIS IMAGE IS SERIOUS.

THIS IS THE FINAL LEVEL.
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>>11514693
it's so mesmerizing
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>>11514763

I like how Sanic is going 'nothing to see here people just... just move along'
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>>11514756
>genital-less ponies

unf
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>>11514763
I'm gonna go with "he was serious"
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>>11514763
but
but why
WHY
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>>11514763
It's pretty bad but still better than me
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>>11514686
why would you say such things
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C'mon, [songs] are easy!
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>smaller than average.png
http://i.imgur.com/NHr1a2o.jpg
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>>11514732
http://i.imgur.com/8sqZuy7.gif
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>>11514686

nigga please, this pony can make you see stars with her tongue
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>>11514679
Nico is alive again, already
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>>11514763
>THIS IS THE FINAL LEVEL.

HAHA MORTAL FOOL
THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
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>>11514763
That's it, I can't feel pain anymore.
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>>11514763
Why did it have to be FlutterDash
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>>11514795
Pone balls should be apple sized
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>>11514802
>you will never make a pony faint with the sheer volume of your load
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>>11514732
I know that feel
http://i.imgur.com/Zt74G4s.jpg
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http://www.mypillowpartner.com/

WHAT PONY DO I GET PRINTED ON HERE
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>>11514836
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>>11514749
Because some city slicker just clicked his heels at her and earlier smacked her tush.

He's ded

>>11514754
yes
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>>11514836

>kid walks in with an Al Qaeda bodypillow
>awkward stares
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>tfw it sort of rained for a bit in Seattle

SO CLOSE

I WANT MY COLD RAINY NIGHTS BACK

FUCK THIS HEAT AND SUN

I WANT TO BE WET
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>>11514854
>Seattle

thank you nathan?
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>>11514795
>you will never fondle a big pony
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>>11514854
unf yeah you do you little slut
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>>11514828
Second best ship is also the most autistic ship.

It can't be helped.
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Any good new unfs lately?
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>>11514809
Chase is probably going to die then.
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http://crinkleloo.tumblr.com/

So, how's everyone feel about Pony tumblr's today?
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>>11514874
You would think at this point I wouldn't care when some one really terrible likes something that I do but it still hurts a little.
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>>11514869
You, yes you, good job.
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Just when you think it couldn't get any better
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>>11514888
Probably
But then at least he will be with Gert.
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>>11514875
http://e621.net/post/show/341118/2013-anus-baking-black_body-blue_eyes-blush-book-b

this is the latest unf that i jacked my wang to
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>>11514893
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>>11514874
Is it weird that I thought of a whole moment of that picture as soon as I saw it
Like events leading up to it and shit
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>>11514868
>you will never roll him around in your hands
>you will never lean in and feel his warmth pressing against your cheek
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>>11514892
Thanks for ruining my night.
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>>11514893
Just let your body go numb, anon. It's what I do.
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>>11514875
http://e621.net/post/show/339088
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>>11514912
I think that's what a good picture strives to do.
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>>11514915
>you will never be his little spoon
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>>11514836
>I will never be some kid's hug pillow
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>>11514850
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>>11514905
https://e621.net/post/show/340285/
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>>11514930
I was trying to figure out that red sonic's face wasn't part of applejack when I read the filename and laughed.
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>>11514930

>that picture

You've gotta be echidna me
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>>11514925
why is μt such a qt
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>>11514942

Shut yo mouth pig.
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>>11514875
the unf-est
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>>11514930
Why Knuckles though?
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>>11514954
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>>11514943
thats the one in the set i came to
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Transformation
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Change song filetype to .ogg
Check the sounds box in the quick reply
Select image and [audio]
Post!

Put something in brackets so people can tell there's something there.
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>>11514966
unf
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>>11514966
sizeplay?
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>>11514931
There was a whole second I had the sensations and smells
What the fuck is going on man
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>>11514966
Would you a disgusting filthy neckbear anon that got turned into a pretty mare?

Hard Mode: he still sounds the same
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>>11514804
>>11514686
http://i.imgur.com/suRU0Cj.jpg

Ponies just love to suck dicks, they think it's cute when you scrunch your face up, buck your hips, arch your back, and groan while they milk you dry. They like teasing you and seeing you recoil and gasp when they give you a nice slow lick across your ultra-sensitive head after you've just drained your balls down their throat. They're born to suck cocks, they've got muscular and dextrous velvety lips and tongues, warm little mouths, and big innocent eyes.
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>>11514953
He's the only man I'm homo for.

No homo.
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>>11514925
moot is cute in an awkward nerd kind of way.

Why can't all weebs be cute like him?
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>>11514936
>you will never feel his strong legs hold you close
>you will never feel his immense package between your legs
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Oh my fucking god. Guys. Derpibooru is a gold mine.
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>>11514979
>he still sounds the same
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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>>11514966
There is only one artist that has ever drawn TF that I like. No other artist can do that for me.
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>>11514988
Come on grandpa, get with the times
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>>11514979
I'd make him go through a vocal transformation too, forcing him to listen to clips of fillies for hours until he got the voice down.
Then I'd mentally break him a bit, make him more child like
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http://i.imgur.com/tmjen0V.jpg

We need better ballsucking.
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>>11514978
It's just really relateable I think. Beaches are a pretty cool place to hang out at night with friends.
Actually the first time I got laid was on a beach
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>>11514344
Because I don't have a pony to sleep with
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Oh no, the pony is asleep.
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>>11514964
Is that your favorite Wolf Nanaki picture?
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well aprently my vdeo got borked but I only found out about it half an hour after the fact and I'm too inebriated to do anything about it so I'm just going to post pone the reading for anothe r time,. Probably Sunday

Also how about a joke?

knock knock
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Which pony enjoys smoking weed everyday the ost?
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>>11515034
I cast Ultima
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>>11515011
Mine was in a moving car but that's not relevant
I honestly thought it was some sort of fair, not at the beach
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>>11514929
I can't figure out how to max out the meter
what's the trick?
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>>11515047
I think it's both. The floor is a little ambiguous but the palm trees in the background and the hot dog poster give it a boardwalk kind of feel.
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>>11515010
Fuck yes, that feels amazing. It's very under-appreciated, getting your balls sucked hard while cumming makes your toes curl involuntarily.
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>>11515034
Well wake her up. Pony isn't allowed to sleep.
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>>11515056
Each of the ponies are different, but get the clear bar close to the end, when it starts blinking, lower both settings to low.
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>>11515042
Bong pony does.

bong pon idea rip in peace.
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>>11515037
Who's there?
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>>11515036
no not even close. that doesnt even make my top 10 nanaki pictures list
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>>11514730
okay, that's kinda cute and kinda funny
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>>11515079
You know what they say, "Never wake a sleeping pony."
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>>11515056
edging
how to do that will vary from pony to pony
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>>11515092
So what's your top favorite?
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>>11515090
cucumber
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>>11515005
>EA will never break you down into the perfect pet
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>>11515010
I want Celestia to lick me slowly from base to tip and suck on my head while Luna loudly slurps and slobbers all over my sack, sucking almost painfully hard
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>>11515106
If only I had the power to, anon.
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>>11515096
What happens if you do wake a sleeping pony?
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>>11515103
Cucumber who?
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>>11515117
Please write
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>>11515100
bonus points for effort
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>>11515101
>edging

I didn't know what this was until I started browsing MLPG, it's the only way I masturbate now. You guys know a lot about dicks.
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>>11515117
EA pls
Honestly how attractive are you?
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>>11515146
lies and slander
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>>11515119
cucumbbers cut lengthwise!
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>>11515118
They'll be upset with you. You wouldn't want to upset a pony, right?
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>>11515146
Faggot.
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>>11515161
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Pony
Ponies
Ponied
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>>11515162
i don get it
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is there an oggchan embedder for GNU/Linux?
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I can tell you're all a bunch of virgins.
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http://i.imgur.com/ZlC5VJ8.png

Why do all the female villains in this show have such sultry voices that make me want to lick their feet
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>>11515129
He can't write just like THAT.
You need to egg him on. Give him hints and snippets of your perfect fetishistic scenario. More dicks, more cunts, fatter, juicier, louder, messier.
You need to work WITH EA, Anon.
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Would Dethklok play a show for ponies if they were asked really nicely?
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>>11515171
What if pony woke you?
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>>11515146
pone is for scrubbing.
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>>11515176
No shit Sherlock
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>>11515188
What distro does MLPG use?
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Well fine then, last [song] since nobody cares. Maybe Friday MLPG will be more fun.
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>>11515186
>deleted
Oh Scruffy.
You so wacky.
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>>11515199
Scrubbing?
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>>11515102
im not sure what the absolute best is but i am pretty sure i have fapped to the oreo dress pic the most
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>>11515188
Just use bash

>>11515208
#! _64
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>>11515193
I've "worked" with EA before but I'd like him to write a story.

Wouldn't mind just a nice TF story.
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>>11515195
I'd be ecstatic.
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>>11515186

I was an adventurous masturbator as a teen, luckily I didn't get something stuck up my ass and have to go to the hospital. I'm more into self-control games.
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>>11515218
if it was the one about how my friends think of me as their private expert on animal bits and general sodomy I deleted it myself
I don't want to be seen as blogging, sorry
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>>11515186
>friends are watching some video about horse breeding between lectures
>laughing their asses off at all the facts
>mfw I knew all of those facts already
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>>11515199
>tfw you'll never give tiny Epona a bath.
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>>11515189
your mom's a virgin
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>>11515146
i would have sex with a colt but i am not a pedophile.

try to explain that.
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>>11515189
Where do you think we are?
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>>11515232
I can't see this picture in any way cute at all after knowing what Tex drew
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>>11515251
Age is just a number.
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>>11515144
I like to think I'm not entirely unattractive, but I should probably hit the gym regularly.
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>>11515232
>>11515232
http://i.imgur.com/lRg54sc.jpg

what if you woke up with a pony suckling on you enthusiastically like a foal eager for a meal
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>>11515232
What if pone thinks you're being too soft with her, and doesn't want to be treated like one of those frissy froo froo pony's?
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>>11515242
It's fine anon. Stop being so self-conscious.
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>>11515189
>Starting to feel alright about myself these last few days
>Someone says shit like this

Every time
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>>11515250
So I'm Jesus?
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>>11515189
>I can tell you're all a bunch of virgins.

Yeah, a bunch of twenty something virgins, obsessed with a preschool show, circle jerking it with each other. I can smell the virginity.

You guys have never seen a single vagina.
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>>11515220
  ▲
▲▲

Scrubforce.
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>>11515279
You're a wonderful person, I'm sure you'll find someone nice.
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>>11515227
But anon, my motivation doesn't work that way.

Writing is actually only something I enjoy in a collaborative setting.
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>>11515261
What atrocity did he draw anon?
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>>11515281
No
She was artificially inseminated
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>>11515245
>me and friends go camping
>there's a ranch or something nearby
>walk by and chat with the guy with the horses
>the horses mount
>without a second thought, I say: "Is it estrus already?"
>friends look at me confused, and the ranch guy gives me a dirty look

You did this to me, MLPG
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>>11515261
>I can't see this picture in any way cute at all after knowing what Tex drew

This. You ruined it Tex. I hope you're happy. There can be no more cute in your drawings. No more innosense.
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>>11515251
A stallion would either impale you to death or rip you in half.
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>>11515285
what are you trying to accomplish here
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>>11515285

>you haven't fucked a vagina
>that means you've never had sex!

Someone's not very open minded.
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>>11515267
I want a story about vanilla Anon who goes to Equestria under that hyper futa princess who shows him how to explore his sexual side.
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>>11515242
You're anon, and it wasn't a completely drab status-update blog-post, so it's fine.
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>>11515286
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>Ctrl+F "leak"
>No results
>Ctrl+F "movie"
>No results
Fuck, did I miss it?
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>>11515279

You're a fucking pussy if you let stuff like this get to you. Grow some skin faggot.
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>>11515227
>one day anon was a human
>and then he wasn't
>but he wasn't very good at being a pony
>so someone bapped him on the nose with a newspaper
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>>11515301
>not sneaking off at night to fuck a mare

YOU HAD A CHANCE
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>>11515225
that doesn't work anymore, there is this https://github.com/dnsev/4cs
i can't get it to work, though.
oggchan is also deprecated
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>>11515274
The ponies are too cute for that. How would you have to treat pony?
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>>11515245
>that awkward feel when you have to pretend to laugh at something

I wonder if Twilight would know that feel
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>>11515301
But... isn't that just basic knowledge?
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>>11515291
>Then someone lies to me try to make me feel better
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Hey, so anyway guys, I'm thinking about writing a story sometime and I wanted to hear your suggestions.

:^)
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>>11515306
>what are you trying to accomplish here

Just a little wake up call to you dweebs. Hopefully some of you will regain your manhood and stop being pathetic failures at life.
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>>11515251
It's magic
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>>11515338
A sad one with a happy resolution
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>>11515251
>>11515305

Would you let a horse suck you off if it was guaranteed not to bite? Look at that lip action, come on.

http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.html
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>>11515298
Tex anon eating out Lightning Lesbian and giving Applejack the D in a similar position that that photo
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>>11515338
more stoned pony shenanigans
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>>11515341

Uh, sorry dude, we don't do roleplaying here.

Your Gilda is pretty spot-on, though.
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>>11515338
>fanfiction
>writing
lel
>>>/mlp/
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>>11515341
ok, thank you.
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>>11515322
TRUST ME I WAS TEMPTED

I COULDN'T SLEEP IN THE TENT AND AT ONE POINT I WALKED TO THE RANCH BUT PUSSIED OUT

FUCK

FUCK

THOSE FAT MARE LIPS
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>>11515341
does it hurt to call someone a virgin while being one yourself
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>>11515320
>The idea of drinking out of a bowl grew on him
>He even gave second glances at the collar his owner gave him
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>>11515338
Prepubescent girls.
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>>11515353
>tfw no eurobeat horse mare blowjob remix
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>>11515353
no thats stupid
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>>11515310
Well, will you help me write it?
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>>11515341
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>>11515353
He said colt, not mare.
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>>11515338
write about girl ponies kissing.
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>>11515320
>>11515370
>"Bad pony," they said.
>But Anon didn't know what he did wrong.
>Anon sat down in shame anyways.
>Maybe she should pay attention to his lessons
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>>11515361
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>>11515357
Link?
Sounds like when our resident computer had a malfunction and wrote a Twilight fapfic.
It happens.
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>>11515365
I'd be scared shitless of being caught and getting myself in the paper. The thought of a big, soft, warm marevag clenching my cock in a deathgrip is a huge temptation, I need to know what that feels like before I die.
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>>11515338
I hate pics of pony smoking pot
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>>11515385
A colt could do that too
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>>11515381
Maybe. Been meaning to practice my writing, but I feel shame every time I get aroused. Why do you like collab ERP?
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>>11515370
>he was hesitant at first, so master poured some rum & coke in to a little bowl
>he sniffed at it but backed away
>master pours in a bit of grenadine and mixes it up
>pony laps it up
>it's delicious
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>>11515409
Cumming while high feels really nice, you should try it sometime
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>>11515409
Well fuck you.
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>>11515431
is the candy on the show real?
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>>11515429
>>11515431
Maybe I should tell you to go fuck yourself you dirty pothead hippy
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>>11515431
>Bonmon
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>>11515409
do you even 420 blaze it?
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>>11515406
What kind of charges do you get for that? I guess bestiality itself is illegal. Then trespassing, then probably something about animal abuse or property damage or something?
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>>11515388
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>>11515431
That is a very nice and saved picture of ben ben
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>>11515418
It keeps me on my toes, there's constant feedback as to whether or not I'm doing a good job, there's a time pressure to keep me focused instead of drifting off to something else, yet there's moments of rest so I don't have to sustain focus for extended periods.
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>>11515319
My self worth is directly related to how long it's been since I've remembered my failings

It's not him that crushes me. He just reminds me
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>>11515388
>>11515372
>>11515358
I like all three of these combined. I hope I remember to do this, and better yet actually do it.

>>11515409
I'm sorry, here's a pony butt as my apology
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>>11515441
>"You bet your cutie mark it is."
>"Even the rock candy."
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>>11515416
I'd rather fuck a colt in the ass or let him fuck me in the ass~
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>>11515447
>i dont like something
>that means no one else is allowed to like it
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>>11515460
Marisa shit
Flandre love
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IS THE PONIES ON THE SHOW REAL?
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>>11515460
That's not the picture I posted
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>>11515477
>This person doesn't like what I like
>That means he's automatically trying to get me to hate it
Weedfags are so obnoxious

back to pone
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>>11515486
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>>11515477
I DON'T LIKE THING
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>>11515447
Who is this dweeb.
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>>11515458
>property damage
>for wrecking that pussy
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>>11515486
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>>11515458
>Bestiality is illegal
state by state, country by country,
but yeah, I imagine that counts as animal abuse, vandalism, and trespassing.
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>>11515353
This is the one that got me. I was drunk, hadn't cum in a few days, and I watch it, thinking I'll just have a laugh. The orgasm felt like a lightning bolt exploding out of my penis, fuck that was so intense, felt awful afterwards, though.
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I feel like strammin' metroid prime sometime. who'd want to watch? If not, drawing horses would work as well.
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>>11515460
>>11515496
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>>11515510
Fuck you I laughed hard.
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>>11515475
Somehow I doubt you've taken a dick in you, boy.
And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.
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>>11515305
NOT ACCORDING TO MATHEMATICS

Colts would be pretty unsatisfactory really
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>>11515514

>vandalism

I think that'd only apply if you destroy some sort of property in getting to the horse.
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>>11515500
Why does someone having fun bother you so much? Tell me how you really feel.
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>>11515510
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>>11515514
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>Gilda just called you Rainbow Dash while your were giving her a sensual paw and claw massage
What do?
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>>11515466
Aw yeah.
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>>11515458
>>11515514

In states where there's no law regarding bestiality, you can be charged with animal cruelty.
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>>11515466
Best butt
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>>11515496
good because I had no idea what you were trying to tell me.
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>>11515538
See
>>11515510
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>>11515548
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>>11515550
Enjoy my new life as a pretty rainbow pegasus
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>>11515533
>And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.
H-holy shit.
Teach me your ways, senpai
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>>11515550
go faster
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>>11515486
As real as anything else that your senses interpret.
>>
nanaki
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>>11515353
>that cock
>that moan

What the fuck MLPG
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>>11515533
Nicole?
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LEEK YET?
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>>11515570

Proabably prostate stimulation man.
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>>11515533
>And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.

I am not worthy to be in the same thread as you
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>>11515533
>And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.
What?
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>>11515533
>Prostate only orgasm
You lucky cunt

>tfw you'll never find a sub you can make cum from anal
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>>11515548
>live in Washington
>thanks to the Mr. Hands debacle, anything involving a horse is a felony
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>>11515548
>Bestiality is a misdemeanor
So... as someone who doesn't get in trouble with the law that means... a fine?
>>
another fine broken heart

advice?

I'm really fucking tired of picking up the pieces of myself over and over. I'm just staring at the drawing, hating it, hating myself, hating what this little pony picture means to me now for tonight... if I finish it, it will be like another roadsign in a long highway of fail.
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>>11515464
I'm just self conscious about the whole thing. But if you really want to, then sure. Also, I was the guy who made that little backstory for her since you didn't want to.
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>>11515570
not that guy, but it's possible to have hands free orgasms using just your mind, I've seen videos of it
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>>11515539
>Why does someone having fun bother you so much?
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>>11515550

Gilda is a queer bird.
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>>11515550
IS SHE GOING TO RIM ME?
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You still have to go to court for a misdemeanor.
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>>11515554
I mentioned that.
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>>11515423
>He starts wearing the collar around the house
>He even gets up on the master's lap, belly up and let him rub his belly
>Anon even eats out of his master's hands.
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>>11515608
I had fun with my parents once and it was awful
I refuse to let fun happen to anyone else.
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>>11515599

at most, jail. not scary prison. it's a slap on the wrist. the first time.
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>>11515608
That's the root of it though, isn't it? It really burns you up to see somebody having fun with their friends, and you feel like you deserve to be happy more than they do. Does it hurt?
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>>11515570
Get a sex toy. It doesn't have to be large -
stuffing yourself full to bursting is satisfying, but in many ways four or five inches is better for the purposes of getting off.

>>11515589
Exactly.

Uncrew the head of your shower hose,
press it up to your butt, turn it on for a few seconds and flush it out 'till you're squeaky clean.
Then, stick your sex toy into your butt at an upwards angle -
you aren't trying to fill your entire colon, but rather press against a magic button that rests up against your dick.

It is the best feeling in the world. No substitute, at all.
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>>11515338
oh my god

i thought you got prisonshanked
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>>11515614
Goodnight, gay miniaturized horses.
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>>11515614
Saved.
Night.
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>>11515615

Fun fact.

Traced from lolicon.

You're a pedophile if you like taht image.
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>>11515601
take it back to tumblr BCS
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>>11515337
Fine then, you're a virgin and you're going to be alone forever.

That's what I get for trying to cheer someone up
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>>11515664
Your face was traced from lolicon
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>>11515648
They're not gay.

They're bros.
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>>11515602
There's no need to be self-conscious, though I will admit that's the benefit of greentexting. It lets you get comfortable with collaborative writing without committing anything serious. You can always just close the tab and do something else, you know?

And thanks for the backstory! Like I said, the general made her for me so I figured it would be more fitting for her to stay defined by MLPG.
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Which pone would you accept as your qt 3.14 marshmallow gf?
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>>11515664
You keep saying that but you never show us what lolicon.
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>>11515664
fun fact.

you are an idiot.
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>>11515664
I have yet to see any evidence to support this claim.
How do you trace lolicon and end up with a horse anyway?
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>>11515641
I've done the shower head thing using the pulse setting and holding it on the underside of my glans. You can feel the orgasm building slowly, it's a really unique feeling, I love it. Make sure you brace yourself against the wall because your knees will buckle.
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>>11515619
What if you just say you're guilty? Surely it'd save everybody money and you might get fined less for owing up to it?

Chances are if you get caught fucking a horse, there's not much else you can say you were doing.
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>>11515601
You are an artist because you have good taste, not because you have skill. Yet the best artists feel the same way, because your taste will always outpace your skill. Your skill might, however, outpace our aesthetic taste, so post it please.
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>>11515664
Protip:
Every nude model and pornstar has been a kid once.
If you masturbate to people, you're a pedophile.
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>>11515688
Spike
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>>11515688
Twilight Sparkle!
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>>11515640
I've played this game a million times before and it's best not to answer because it's always a trap riddled with false accusations,dumb assumptions and boring youtube-tier armchair psychology.
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>>11515688
Rarity
DYE marshmallows?
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>>11515705
trap spike?
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>>11515699
>If you masturbate to people

looks like im safe thennnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>11515697
Lawyers can get you out of damn near anything if you have a good one. I'd imagine you can settle out of court.
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>>11515705
But Spike's a boy pony.
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>>11515691
>>11515692
>>11515695

you guys, seriously

This is like someone saying "i'm 12 and what is this" and everyone going "Nu-uh, you're not twelve! you've never proved it!"
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>>11515630
>"I wear the collar all the time now, I just feel more comfortable with it on"
>"who would say no to a bellyrub? That's just silly."
>"I keep telling him I can catch a treat in my mouth, but he won't toss them to me. I don't know what his deal is"
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>>11515688
All of the ponies.
Although I'd like to snuggle Fluttershy the most. She'd squeak a lot, I imagine~
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>>11515695
Some guy yesterday was actually complaining that some lolicon was traced from CP. Only the anatomy was fucked up, and the heads from anthro.

I guess this guy is making fun of that guy, but I don't really know any more.
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>>11515721
yes
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>>11515691

FUN FACT

THIS IS 50% OF ALL BRONIES
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>>11515713
Do you get angry when you see children running around and playing games with their friends, giggling and smiling?
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>>11515688
I want to have Fluttershy as my personhorse garufriendo.

I want to tell her I want to do it "pony style" and pull her hair as I ride her hard.
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>>11515738

I thought that was Adam from Myth busters.

If it's supposed to be the Amazing Neckbeard, he needs to be fatter, and have a microdick.
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>>11515698

alright give me a minute

it's not even finished, it's crap
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>>11515755
He has a microdick.
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>>11515743
Yes, I get so mad that I spend a week inside a dark abandon workshop trying to make a machine that can suck all love out of Children.
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>>11515688
Twilight, and I'd make love to her tenderly and slowly until she squirted across the room
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>>11515594
Boys don't need to use their dicks to have amazing orgasms and be sexually satisfied.
In many ways, if you know how to do it
(and training is time-consuming and difficult, I must admit)
taking dicks feels far better than using your own.
>>
"This is traced from lolicon, you're all pedos" is a pretty dry meme at this point, similar to "fake, this is photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels".
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Ok, i am looking for the screen cap of the thread someone made a long time ago. It was an "I dont get the appeal thread, a woman in a bikini was posted and a bunch of horsefuckers photoshopped her with hooves crotchtits etc. If ANYONE has the pic saved i would love for somone to post it. If not,

SUMMON CAPPER GENERAL
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>>11515767
What about prostate stimulation and stroking yourself at the same time?
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When's the last time one of your friends asked you to go out?
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>>11515644
No, I've just been busy.
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>>11515738
>how dare that neckbeard weenie criticize Anita!
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>>11515688
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>>11515787
Yesterday. We were supposed to go tonight. I waited an hour and a half. He stood me up.

I'm getting drunk home alone now.
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>>11515526
I;d watch it!
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>>11515685
F-fine... want to meet up in your /unf/ thread?
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>>11515773
This is traced from Lolicon
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>>11515787
Yesterday night.
He said to be at his house by noon.
I overslept. Fuck you, MLPG
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>>11515773
is it really?

I only heard it once before and the faggot was serious
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Tell me about your best pone fap of all time, the one that made you squirm and moan
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>>11515787
Yesterday at a pool party

How is that pony, thought?
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>>11515806
Sure! <3
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>>11515785
that's happened several times
if you're looking for capper general you're in the wrong thread
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>>11515807
You should draw the rest of this horse.
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Don't mind me, just posting the best slut.
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>>11515815

No

He probably wasn't.
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>>11515797

>bait
>>
>that rainbow dashxgilda doujin on derpibooru
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>>11515815
Someone posts it every time that picture of Twilight is posted.
>>11515615
But that's the only time I ever see anyone say it.
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PINKIE PIE IS GOING TO READ YOUR COMICS
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>>11515787
Sunday when we played some tabletop RPG.
>>
eye have you
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>>11515787
We were playing games together on teamspeak. It's summer and we're all in different states even for jobs and internships until the fall semester.
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>>11515786
That's an interesting question that has a disappointing answer.

I've found prostate stimulation actually dulls the sensation of stroking my dick -
less a wonderful gestalt than pursuing two avenues half-assedly at the same time.

However, if you simply wear a plug or a dildo and don't focus on your prostate,
it does enhance the feeling. Filling yourself up is pleasant even if you completely ignore your prostate,
though only enough to enhance standard masturbation and not cause full-blown orgasms.
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>>11515839
...will you be my friend?
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>>11515830
What kind of slut is that?
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>>11515787
18 months ago
If I didn't pester them I wouldn't have any friends

I'm not sure that I can say that I do have friends
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>>11515840
Ok. She can read them. My comics are for reading.
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>>11515844
WORDS THAT KILL
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>>11515803
My friend hasn't called me since I was in 8th grade, I can call him and go hang out, but he never calls me. I assume it's because I'm depressing and scare all the girls away, so I only see him once every few months because I don't want to ruin everyone's fun.
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I bet Sunset Shimmer tastes like these
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>>11515808
That is a very sexy purple pony.
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>>11515816
>the one that made you squirm and moan
Never happened. Not even with non pony stuff.
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>>11515840

PINKIE NO

IF YOU READ SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN YOU MIGHT DIE OF RAGE

EVEN YOU CAN'T OVERCOME SLOTT
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>>11515862
Why would you eat a pony?
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shhh
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>>11515854
An appropriate one!
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MLPG, should I go get beer?
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>>11515875
That pony sleeps in the nude?? Gross.
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>>11515850

>My Little Pony General
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>>11515871
Have you ever tried pony?
Particularly neon ponies?
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>>11515854
Its the original character kind.
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>>11515875
>>11515876
fluttershy are you trying to seduce me
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>>11515871
He's not talking about flesh anon. At least I hope not.

I always assume "X mare must taste like Y flavor" to refer to vaginal secretions.
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>>11515823
Oh, well it was sort of a tropical pic, no skin recolor. It was one of those more epic threads where everyone joined in.

Well how DO we summon capper anyway?
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>>11515860
This world... has no more room for snakes.
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>>11515895
that pony looks bored

why don't you entertain pony
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>>11515871
I was talking about her vaginal secretions.
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>>11515785
ha, i know what you are talking about, i saved them all.

but theres no way i could find it in my mess of a folder
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>>11515867
You'll get one eventually. I don't make any noise at all when I cum, the few times I've moaned it's been involuntarily, it happens with really intense orgasms.
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>>11515816
Celestia teaching Twilight about being okay that being an alicorn turns you futa. Celestia was being dominated as Twi rammed her huge cock into her.
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>>11515852

I thought you'd never ask!
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>>11515912
That might be tonight's fap for me.
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First horse name to get doubles is the best waifu

Applejack
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>>11515895
xie!
How's the pregnancy going?
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>>11515912
>>11515816
>That darf fic
Holy shit. Me too, I was just about to reply with that
I fapped to it about 6 times
It was just after I realized that my dick was pretty big
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>>11515871
Because I was so sa hungery O could eat a horse!
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>>11515787
...friends?
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>>11515904
I'd play hacky sack with pony
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>>11515787
>MLPG
>friends
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>>11515935
link?
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>>11515937
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>>11515912
wheres the link

that sounds like something I might enjoy reading for scientific purposes.
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>>11515911
I highly doubt that. My sex drive is more or less dead by now
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>>11515816
I used that frenulum edging technique while reading a few fics, I can't remember the name of it, but it's one where Twilight uses her magic to hold Shining down and suck him right to the edge, then she makes him say that he loves her before she lets him cum.
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>>11515934
AHEM.
Sorry, dearie, but visiting hours are over. D'you even know what time it, dear? You should be asleep!
And that goes for you too, Mr. Expecting. Go on, hush. Time to go to sleep. No buts.
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>>11515950
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/88772/1/royal-instruction/royal-instruction
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I'd sure like to go to FILLY delphia AHARRHARRHARRHARRHARR *is shot*
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>>11515966
Geez, were you this grumpy when your husband had kids?
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>>11515956
Being happy and appreciative that the other person orgasmed is such a turn on for me.
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>>11515935
It was pretty meh till the part where Celestia came.
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>>11515816
celestia summoning a loli to canterlot
she pleasures the loli
then she summons a bunch of fillies to lick her all over
and then she summons a colt to "service" her
and celestia is watching
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>>11515956
Does she make me eat her out now to clean up my mess?
I sure hope so
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>>11515816
Darf butt battle fic.
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>>11515961
Try horny goat weed, catuaba, and muira puama, they sell the pills on Amazon, but it's cheaper to get it in powdered herb form. Catuaba and muira puama also increase your cognitive ability, there's been studies done on them.
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>>11515816
probably some furry shit that made me feel terrible 5 minutes later
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>>11515980

it's a turn on for me for the top to be kind enough to use me and fill me up, so of course i'll be thankful
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>>11515961

you say that now. but the Devil is a stranger to no man. we just haven't found the connections. we will. it's our raison d'etre. why do you think we're still here? we pull you down into sin and hell with us.
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>>11515935
I actually made a story in my head about a week later when Twi wasn't so ashamed of it. I've came so many times to it that I'm thinking about writing it out for you niggers...
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>>11515946
would pony be better at hacky sack than you
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>>11515973
BCS will you marry me
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>>11516006
You fucking better you little shit
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>>11515988
>eating your own creampies
I wish more artists did this. Then again, most aren't bisexual.
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>>11516006
DO IT MAN
DO IT
PLS DO
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>>11515979
Ohoho, please. I'm very flattered, dear, but I'm not actually married right now.
Now get going, it's too late for strapping lads like you to be about...~
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>>11515994
The one with Derpy and Applejack? The one where Applejack doms you and gives you a footjob got me rock hard, the dirty talk finished me off. 40 oz bounce is another good one, I've had plenty of good faps from Darf's stuff.
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>>11515997
>horny goat

unf
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>>11515787
Whenever i'm in town they usually do every day.
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>>11516006
pls
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>>11516017
>>11516026
B-but I'm scared about sharing it and ashamed that I like it so much!
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>>11516028
Nurse my penis is all inflamed and swollen, and it's leaking, what do I do?
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>>11515997
I actually already tried that horny goat weed thing, didnt work at all though
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Will I like this fic or will it emotionally tear me to shreds?

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/95892/the-chaotic-touch-of-harmony
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>>11516006
>not so ashamed

The shame is the thing. The key. Bring the shame.
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>>11516041
Do it
Just fucking do it
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>>11516028
appledan pls
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>>11515787


Out?

What is.....out?
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>>11516028
Sure, sure, I'm going.

When do you get off work, anyway? It seems like you're always here sometimes.
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>>11516041
you're anonymous
also futa twislut is a great idea
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>>11516046
>System whipped cream, X on system
I want to play but I don't know what this means.
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>>11515787
Mexican food after an E3 party
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>>11516046

>spread whipped cream on Luna Dushdast

who the hell is that
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>>11515987
>then she summons a bunch of fillies to lick her all over
>and then she summons a colt to "service" her
>and celestia is watching

Wrong.

Celestia turns out to have a dick.
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>Tfw impossible to get off to normal porn because I cannot imagine myself as the slutty mare and the idea of being a human female is bothersome.
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This one's my favorite.

I wish I knew...
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>>11516049
Where'd you get it? I got mine from mountainroseherbs, they list the dosage for the powder on the site. Shit tastes awful.
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BONBON YOUR SUGAR IS BURNING
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>>11516050
>>11516050
I honestly think a peanut butter cup could emotionally tear you to shreds
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>>11516068
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MLPG please help

I was...I was just sitting here on the internet, mining my own business when Rainbow Dash broke through my window. I thought it was cool, but she just held me down and started hitting me really hard, calling me bait the whole time. It was hours ago and I'm covered in bruises and I'm really upset
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>>11515897
Ask /mlp/
this is mlpg
we like to think we're different
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>>11516064
>futa

Goddamn indecisive bicurious little shits and their repressed cocklust ruining perfectly good females.
Nothing wrong with liking colts or fillies. Both are wonderful.
Don't mash 'em together into some nonsensical clusterfuck.
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>>11515787
Just went on a hot date
its like a date with a friend but you have to pay for everything
got to snuggle so im happy
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>>11516068
"please get these off of me"
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>>11516069
It's a joke.
Look at the background and the last few options.
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>>11515964
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/107126/right-now-big-brother

This is the one, it's hot as fuck.
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>>11516093
>mining
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>>11516068
Horses really just do not give a fuck

If Pinkie Pie was real, you'd be more energetic then her
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>>11516093
Is she still there?
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>>11516069
If your birthday is the 5th of november you System whipped cream, Lightning Dust on system.
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>>11516091

Like, Reeses Pieces?

you are now remembering that horrible "you got your chocolate in my peanut butter" commercial
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>>11516004
oh my god this
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>>11516091

BCS = id
MT = ego
red = superego
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>>11516113
No, she broke a second window leaving

I'm afraid she'll come back
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>>11516111
But anon
I'm dead
How can i be more energetic than pinkie?
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>>11516111
Lies. I'd nap on pone all day.
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>>11516099
But I like boys and girls and traps and trannies and futas

I just like sex
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>>11516099
thank you tiny apple
you are truly the voice of reason
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>>11516111
I really doubt that
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>>11516140
and pony wouldnt even know you were there they are so damn lazy
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>>11516115
>"you got your chocolate in my peanut butter"
but those were the peanut butter cups
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>>11515816
Beastranch pink pussy vid, there's copies up on /rs/. A guy fucks a white mare in heat with a beautiful pink pussy, she winks and drips marecum while he fucks her. She grunts a few times toward the end before he cums.
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>>11516120

it's so fun to just fall on top of your partner, leaking everywhere, feverently mumbeling "thankyouthankyouthankyou" over and over
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Oh, this is a good fic.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/95892/1/the-chaotic-touch-of-harmony/prologue
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>>11516155
That sounds nice.
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>>11516114
I still don't know what that means. What is "system whipped"?
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Goodnight all, enjoy the horse
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Why can't pony just wait until they are married to pony another pony?
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>>11516004
>>11516120
What is it babe, you gonna cum? It's okay, just let it happen... Mmmm... Oh my, it's so warm in me. Thank you...
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>>11515803
>>11515814
>>11515820
>>11515841
>>11516036
>>11516071
>>11516101
Well that's depressing
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>>11516142
The difference is that the first four exist.
If you want tits and a cock, find a pre-op transgendered female to fuck. Futas don't exist.
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Sex rating
Earth ponies > Unicorn ponies > Pegasus ponies

Earth stallions don't need gay magic or flying and definitely know how to rut a mare.
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>>11516108
he's one of those bitcoiners
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>>11516115
reeses pieces are just the peanut butter in a candy shell

so no, not like reeses pieces
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>>11516142
>I just like sex
This nigga right here!
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>>11516180
>pony ponying pony
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>>11516099
>ruining perfectly good females
>females
stop that
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>>11516088
Not sure anymore from which producer it was since its been a while, got it from amazon though
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>>11516180
Nigga got to bust a nut, knowwhatimsaying?
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>>11516184
But i'm almost never in town
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>>11516185
Already have
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>>11516194
I know right?
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>>11516180
Premarital ponying is already illegal
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We talking about the stack again?
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What if pony reticulated splines?
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>>11516189

lel

But unicorns have horns! Horns are so useful!

and they go into fun places
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>>11516216
Pony would need to be always online.
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>>11516129
So BCS is irrelevant now?
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>>11516189
Alright, that may be but we need to be acknowledge another scale:

Cuddle rating
Pegasus ponies > Earth ponies > Unicorn ponies
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>>11516099
I like chicks with dicks because I associate dicks with power and dominance.

Sure I could be dominated by another guy, but there's just something 10x more sexy about being dominated by a girls or mare with a huge dick.
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>>11516189
>you will never be an extra-sensitive pegasus being rutted into the ground by an earth stallion with seemingly endless endurance
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>>11516099
It's not gay if it's a woman's dick.
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>>11516201
n-not really
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>>11516197
Exercise helps a lot too, being sedentary reduces testosterone levels. This is the best stuff I've found for libido and energy, I take it every day except for weekends with muira puama, catuaba, and ashwaganda. You honestly don't need the other stuff, that longjack extract is great.
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How are our horsefucking levels tonight?
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>>11516229

cuddliest
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>>11516229
I agree completely
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fart fart fart faaaaaart
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>>11516142
>>11516194

my nigga, I just love busting a fat nut, guy, girl, animal, as long as it's got a warm hole and mouth
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>>11516229
>wing hugs
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>>11516223
I must agree
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>>11516253
very high
it's wonderful
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>>11516245
>You'll never have his cum drip out of your cunt leaving a trail of juices and spunk
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>>11516253
Pretty high.
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>>11516254
I've had this discussion twice before. We've come to the conclusion both times that Fluttershy is the best cuddle.
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>>11516251
http://www.amazon.com/Longjack-200-Bulk-Powder-Grams/dp/B007PB529G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1371705754&sr=8-1&keywords=longjack

oops
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>>11516247

Gay men tend to be the less attracted to shemale/herm stuff than everyone else.
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Pone should sleep
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>>11516267
>tfw you will never get a wing hug
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>>11516245
>>11516272
http://i.imgur.com/WOPlGkG.png
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>>11516267

not wing massages?

feathers are soft
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>>11516292
What's sleeping pony mumbling?
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>>11516271

>someone greentexted to my picture
>someone else saved it

Dang
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>>11516233
>dicks with power and dominance

There's your problem.
What's wrong with being suffocated on a mouthful of cunt?
True females are perfectly capable of asserting themselves over you,
and in some respects *not* having a dick would be more impressive.
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>>11516214
But the most stacked pony was banned anon.
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>>11516302
About how much she loves you.
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>>11516250
>shields ain't actually for pussies

Every time
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>>11516297
derpy?
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>>11515816
I got a small vibrator and strapped it to my cock with two hair elastics, then read a Rarity femdom fic while trying to hold out for as long as I could, cumming hands free is so nice
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>>11516314
>True females
they are not creatures
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>>11516292
Can I gently cuddle with them?
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>>11516314
shut the fuck up faggot
we don't give a fuck about your hateboner
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>>11516251
I already go swimming three times per week. I don't think doing even more sport will help me much, I'm pretty sure my brain is just fucked up. I dont feel joy about anything anymore either. Got the results for my bachelor thesis three days ago and the only thing I did was thinking "okay" and then going back to browsing /v/
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>>11516314

the fun things about ponies is there is a spell for literally every occasion
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>>11516325
Dark Souls has taught me well.
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>>11516297
Silly but I'd love to be in that's mare place
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>>11516319
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>>11516304

it's nice knowing people orgasm to things you do, isn't it?
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>>11516304

oh
i should've read it
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>>11516297
>his cutie mark is in production
>>
If you found RArity on a street corner and gaver her money, what would you get in returrb?

A hug and a plesent conversation
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>>11516334
Of course you can.
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>>11516297
>>11516353
>>11516326

Just an anonymous mare
And the picture came out of the discussion of a pony who's special talent was projectile jizzing. i thought it'd be funny
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>>11516298
>tfw no wingjob fics

Oh fuck those soft feathers tickling your shaft, that must be the ultimate cocktease, she can just keep going and going until the smallest touch of a single feather will make you explode
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>>11516353
It's a bullseye with a fat, white splat.
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>>11516345
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>>11516363
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>>11516314
Vaginas look gross to me.
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>>11516372
Would you that pony?
What if he filled you to the brim?
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>>11516363
Hey handsome, want to take the ride of your life? I'll give you the best blowjob you've ever had for 40 bucks, I'm gonna take good care of you.
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>>11516414
I'd rather not but I probably would anyway
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Transformation
Hypnosis
Donuts
pre
musky
chubby
cunny
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>>11516400
You are a fucking monster and I hope no human being ever loves you.

They are beautiful and delicious, not to mention pleasurable if you're into that whole straight-intercourse nonsense.

You deserve to be quashed under Mistress Rarity's thighs until you can learn to appreciate your food.
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what's the deal with bowing ponies
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>>11516372
I cum really far, it's actually a huge pain in the ass. The first few spurts fly over my head easily.
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What have you guys accomplished today?
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>>11516446
If that's disgust at those things then I agree completely
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>>11516447
I want to make her orgasm constantly for hours every day
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>>11516428
40 bucks?

but I'm no good a hunting!
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>>11516454
Bowing is a common occurrence in Royalty/Fantasy themes
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>The ponies all went to the beach.
>Rainbow got there first a claimed a spot in the shade.
>The others all showed up wearing pic related.
>No one told Dash because they didn't think she'd care
>Or even 'fit' one.

How bad does Dash feel?
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>>11516446
switch donuts and musky and you have those in the correct order from most to least unf
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>>11516466

Well then stop jackin' off and find a hole to pump that shit into.
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>>11516447
>mind break
unf
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>>11516363
Scrubbles I leave for a few months and the first thing I see by you isn't a pun. I'm scared.
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>>11516471
Woke up, had a wank, watered my cherry tree, usual shit
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>>11516369
>>11516369
That is nice to know.

Fluttershy is the best cuddler.
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>>11516471
I lost my dice
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>>11516471
I've resolved to kill myself
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>>11516447
I am straight
but most still look straight nasty
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>>11516483
>Or even 'fit' one.

I'm confused.

Is this a flat-chest joke or are we in a weird alternate reality where Dash has beeg equestreean teetees?
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>>11516489
I'm an autist and I'm too nervous to call an escort
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>>11516471
Drew dumb things and nothing else.
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>>11516400
even horse ones?
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>>11516483
>Ponies wear nothing all the time
>Put on unnecessary clothing to go to the beach
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>>11516447
>You deserve to be quashed under Mistress Rarity's thighs

Jokes on you, that's my fetish even if vajayjays are gross
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>>11516496
>
>>11516478
And all is right.
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>>11516520
But the dumb things are often the best things we draw.
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>>11516471
Woke up at 1AM. Cooked some food. Animated stuff.
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>>11516474
Best to worst
I particularly like everything, don't even know why I made the list
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>>11516513
flat joke obviously.
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>>11516483
Dash would still not care at all.
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>>11516475
>>11516491
You're both in luck. The first fapfic I wrote almost a year ago now explores exactly this subject -
mind break, femdom, fetishistic cunnilingus.
Enjoy.

http://pastebin.com/vr8hxKnm
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>>11516483
She's just happy she's not getting fat.
She should get really really fat.
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>>11516545
oh you are the dick hater?
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>>11516471

ruining my life, one pony at a time
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>gifs now popping up from EqG but still no leak

UNF https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371699373592.gif

Uh... https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371703966940.gif
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>>11516522
Marecunt is kinda pretty. I like the black ones with the bright pink insides., it looks really warm.
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>>11516550
this is an awfully unnecessary edit
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>>11516504
>You will never make sweet, gentle love to Fluttershy
>You will never cuddle with her for twice as long afterwards, her being confident and affectionate about the results of your intimate moment.
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>>11516483
>It's the pet party all over again.
>Dash decides she wants one.
>Rarity gets excited and sings "Find a bra".
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>>11516545
oh hey, it's you
I jerked it to "A Taste Like Apples" like a dozen times
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>>11516545
Oh hey, I didn't know you still came here.
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What is something you do that you would never tell your favorite pony you did?

Hard mode: nothing sexual
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>>11516527
You don't want weird sea creatures to swim up inside you and lay eggs.
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>>11516583
I went slow once.
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>>11514986
>you will never wake up with his taste on your lips
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>>11516545
>http://pastebin.com/vr8hxKnm
aw yiss
Although I prefer a more slutty partner, this will do nicely~
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>>11516567
>now
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>>11516496
give me a minute

ok


Why was Pinkie Pie sick?
Because she had an infection. a yeast infection you know because she's a baker get it haha
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>>11516583
hard mode seems easy, i would always tell her about those
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>>11516583
I ate a fruit that wasn't an apple.
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>>11516527
Oh but it's the latest fashion darling!
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Andrea has really pretty feet and cute toes, I like girls with big smelly feet
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>>11516562
No, I...
well, I love cocks. Gay sex is great.
But when it comes to oral, pussy all the way, man.

>>11516576
Pfffthst that thing sucks

>>11516577
Where the fuck would I go?
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>>11516613
i don't think she'd stick around for very long
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>>11516614
Doesn't Applejack grow fruits and vegetables that aren't apples?
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>>11516588
now that you mention it, no. no i don't want that.
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>>11516583
I chase heroin off foil from time to time, smells a lot like bbq sauce
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>>11516610
Well fuck me silly for having an actual life outside of 4chan.
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>>11516250
>perpetuating the stereotype

aaaaa
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>>11516583
I'd never tell her that I don't want to do work. At all. She'd hate that.
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>>11516637
she grows melons.
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>>11516640

>bbq sauce

oh, god. you're going to start talking about tripmines and Four-Corner Days, aren't you?
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>>11516583
Sometimes I go fast instead of reading books.
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is it time to waifu Faust already
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Good night, MLPG
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>>11516619
And her legs are amazing. She is quite the biker.

Would you feel better if you smelled her bike shorts after her marathon?
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>>11516671
go fuck yourself
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>>11516650
>having fun
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>>11516611
You done good.
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>>11516661
what
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>>11516678

sounds like a plan
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>>11516671
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>>11516659
I need to download one of the comics one of these days and do some studies of the art in it.

I really like the artstyle and they're very expressive pones. I wish to learn.
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>>11516644
Your place or mine?
>>
http://zevponyart.tumblr.com/post/53336648578/
Unf.
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>>11516673
She really would make a great wife, I like Canadian girls, I'd move there if it wasn't so hard to get a visa.
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>>11516673
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>>11516620
>that thing sucks
I don't even care
that's how hard I horsebando Big Macintosh
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>>11516644
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>>11516692
oh fuck there goes my dick again
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>>11516695
SHE'S CHARGING UP
FLUTTERSHY GET OUT OF THE WAY
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>>11516636
she shouldn't have told me all her stories first then
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>>11516687
thank you applejack i promise to make fun of you least of all

hey what happens when a train with a cargo of boring shit hits a building full of snore pill? APLLEJACK
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>>11516611
I got one for you.
Why did the pony cross the road?
To get to the faggot's house.
Knock knock!
>Who's there?

The pony.
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>>11516673
I would cum so hard while sniffing her bike shorts, you don't even know, that's one of the hottest things I can imagine
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>>11516703
Just like that? You have no idea who I am or what I look like.
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>>11516711
Is this from something?
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>>11516747
Yes
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sex with gloomy
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>>11516665
>not waifuing faust all the time
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>>11516673
Keyword accepted. Let's talk legs.
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>>11516751
And what would that thing be?
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>>11516673
>>11516739
I'd prefer if it was pony, but... niggas anyway.
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>>11516741
You got a dick?
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>>11516747
No.
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>>11516747
Animation of a con panel where someone got Andrea Libman to say "Stay out of my shed" as Fluttershy.
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>>11516754
>mechanical
>routine
>enjoyable
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>>11516747
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>>11516757
WHOA
FUCK
THOSE THIGHS
WHOA
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>>11516766
Yeah, but that's one thing I'm not posting here.
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>>11516747
innocense.mov from youtube

I always felt the animation was a little pointless, despite looking nice
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>>11516747

yes
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>>11516766
5.7 inches of solid steel
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>>11516771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Hk2TSYd8_M8
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>>11516757
those are not pony legs.
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>>11516806
>>11516771
Oh
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>>11516757
I'd prefer pony legs. Do you have any lanky ponies?
>Image limit
Next horse
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>>11516839
>>11516821

we deal in humans, friend.
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>>11516806
I liked seeing the animation over her normal voice. It was kind of cute.
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>>11516806
>She had no idea what she did.
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>>11516849
disgusting